>>1057973
>Construct a place of worship?
>Construct actual housing for the slaves.
>See about constructing a proper forge area for Malus to work in! This will likely lower the chance of him getting injured!

You decide to construct a place of worship, housing for the slaves, and a proper forge area...

You of course need to decide how the place of worship will look like...

>Make your lair a full-fledged shrine dedicated to you!
>Construct a classical shrine to you, dad, and Tiamat.
>Construct a full-fledged church to you, dad, and Tiamat...
>Construct a CATHEDERAL to you, dad, and Tiamat!
>Construct a building dedicated ONLY to you!
>Construct a monastery maybe? Monks can be valuable...
>Write-In for other ideas for unique worship buildings. These write-ins will tend to be more powerful then usual, simply because they are unique.

>>1057973
>Construct actual housing for the slaves.
>Construct a place of worship?
>Maybe you can construct new, better housing?
>See about constructing a proper forge area for Malus to work in! This will likely lower the chance of him getting injured!

>>1058020
>Construct a classical shrine to you, dad, and Tiamat.

>>1058020
>Write-In for other ideas for unique worship buildings. These write-ins will tend to be more powerful then usual, simply because they are unique

Turn our room into a sort of monostary.
Basically build a monostary with our room being the center of it and then we can put shrines to our dad and tiamat as well.

Basically where we sleep would be a holy place/shrine

You decide to make a sort of monastery, focused around your room. Of course, you get a tablet, and chisel out how it should look like, and the miners seem quite impressed... It will be rather square but also pointy and impressive...

You send the kobold miners to begin digging, and decide to construct actual housing for the slaves.

There's a few ideas you have...

You currently have fifty slaves.

>Bunkhouses. They're large, cramped, inhumane... But easily built and can house twenty slaves with ease.
>Small rooms for slave families? They're a little more spacious but meant for families, and are a bit nicer. Can house ten slaves, but take a while to build.
>How about small houses? They're very nice and quite spacious, perfect for families. Can house five slaves, but is considered very high quality.
>Write-In

>>1058048
>Small rooms for slave families? They're a little more spacious but meant for families, and are a bit nicer. Can house ten slaves, but take a while to build.

>>1058048
>Small rooms for slave families? They're a little more spacious but meant for families, and are a bit nicer. Can house ten slaves, but take a while to build.

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You decide to go for small rooms for slave families, built near your lair...

Your lair is also looking a bit more refined thanks to the miners, and has a bit of treasure in it.

You decide to move on to constructing a proper forge area, which of course, means you need to come up with a furnace to boot...

>Come up with a coal-powered furnace. It will produce quite a bit of smoke which needs open air (meaning you need to install pipes to above ground to prevent air pollution in the cave, meaning that it could be rather obvious where your kobolds are.) However, coal is very abundant, and requires little micromanagement...
>Magma Forge. You'll need some oil for Flames to breath magma, but it could be very advantageous since it can melt almost anything... Though it could be rather dangerous and you'll most certainly need plenty of pipes for the smoke and fumes to go somewhere... But it will be revolutionary and allow you to melt plenty of things!
>...How about... Gas powered? You bet you can rig something up, but you need to find natural gas... And it could be rather dangerous if you mess up, such as gas leaks, explosions... But it would produce little visible smoke, and keep your little base hidden.
>Write-In for forge ideas.

>>1058119
>Magma Forge. You'll need some oil for Flames to breath magma, but it could be very advantageous since it can melt almost anything... Though it could be rather dangerous and you'll most certainly need plenty of pipes for the smoke and fumes to go somewhere... But it will be revolutionary and allow you to melt plenty of things!

If the dwemer can do it we can too

>>1058119
>Magma Forge. You'll need some oil for Flames to breath magma, but it could be very advantageous since it can melt almost anything... Though it could be rather dangerous and you'll most certainly need plenty of pipes for the smoke and fumes to go somewhere... But it will be revolutionary and allow you to melt plenty of things!

>>1058124
The Dwemer don't anymore for a reason

>>1058129
It was a good idea.
The dwemer had lots of efficient ideas

Flames seems to like the idea of drinking oil... There's only one problem. You need to find some.

You head a fair ways away from the kobold tribe to find oil... God, you hate the taste of it, but Flames loves it for some reason.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to find oil.

+2 if you can make fun of Flames for not preferring butter.
+2 if you can think why he enjoys oil.
+3 if you can think how to use the magma forge as a trap for fucking elve- You mean, adventurers.

Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1058134
Yeah but they were complete dicks and hypocrite fedora tippers
>Enslave the snow elves and turn them into monstrosities that are barely even sentient
>Say fuck you to all the god, proceed to make your own machine god and end up getting btfo by the gods.

>>1058145
Well his name is Flames so he probably likes more flammable beverages

Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1058145
>Can't have good taste in women and you can't even have good taste in drinks too.
He's a fire dragon. It's probably like liquid fuel to him.

We could just dig veins of lava and put trapdoors above said veins
>>1058150
>Worshipping gods and not trying to become one or control one.

They had ambition and I can respect that.

And they enslaved the snow elves to make them into convenient fuel among other things

>>1058160
>Enslave and corrupt the snow elves
>Get btfo by them in a slave uprising
Almost like pottery it is

19+11=30

Amazing Success!

You make fun of him a little, but eventually you come across a crude oil reserve and Flames begins to drink it...
Of course, he can't contain himself and so you pull out of there forcibly, and he burps a little lava out, and seems to love it.

Really? Can I have a bit more?

You have some magma on your face.

Fuck, it tastes delicious...

You head back and begin to set up the magma forge...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well this goes.

+3 if you can come up with ideas on how to keep slaves and kobold safe from falling in or having it splashes on them.
+2 if you can make fun of Flames a little more.
+2 if you can think about a unique title for forge master. That's dragony.

Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1058179
It would be a good idea to rail guards and signs that "don't touch the burning lava" would be a good idea.

Rolled 8 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1058169
More like disappear from existence from fucking with high level god shittery.
That's a pretty cool way to go out.
>>1058179
There need to be guard rails and safety grates.
Basically make it a sewer system but with lava and don't let the civies in.

>And now your fucking drooling too flames? Come on man.

The Master Scale Smith or something like that

Allowing samefagging if you can make fun of Flames a little more.

>>1058205
The Falmer did rise up though and probably fucked up a lot of Dwemer and Dwemer holds before the majority of them disappeared because of divine intervention.

Rolled 9 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1058209
I doubt the falmer could do anything serious to them.
Just look at all the traps they had.
>>1058207
>Just show some manners okay you degenerate. I don't need you to burp and kill half the tribe

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1058207
>Careful. Next time you kiss your gf you might end up cooking some Greek steaks.

9+12=21

Success!

And now your fucking drooling too Flames? Come on man... Just show some manners, ok you degenerate? I don't need you to burp and kill half the village.

He breathes some magma, filling up the forge.

Come on, I'm great with this. Just relax. And I'm not a degenerate!

After a bit the forge fills up with magma, and Flames lets out one more burp.

God, Oil is great. Can we have some more later?

Eeeh... Maybe.

The forge seems well contained, and you relax...

Oh, right. You were going to plan out some housing for the kobolds instead of their shacks...

You have eighty kobolds.

>...You know, why don't you make some dorms, small private rooms for everyone, and each dorm wing can hold about thirty kobold easily... Though it's not really a place to raise a family, and might lead to some conflicts... But it really does save on space!
>Construct some large clan-houses... Able to house twenty kobolds in nice small rooms, enough for a kobold clan in nice comfort and in a great family enviroment. It saves on space a little bit...
>Construct some vilas, able to house ten kobolds... It should be great for smaller families and be very comfortable.... But doesn't save on space too much.
>Maybe you should see about apartments? You know, building homes into the side of the cave?
>Write-In for housing ideas.

>>1058263
>Construct some large clan-houses... Able to house twenty kobolds in nice small rooms, enough for a kobold clan in nice comfort and in a great family enviroment. It saves on space a little bit...

>>1058263
>Construct some large clan-houses... Able to house twenty kobolds in nice small rooms, enough for a kobold clan in nice comfort and in a great family enviroment. It saves on space a little bit...

Caste system wen?

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You decide to construct some large clan houses...

The plans for each clan house seems to be equally impressive and quite fancy on the outside, reminding you a bit of longhouses. Sort of.

Of course, this will take a month or two to achieve... But of course, you have decided to leave after today...

However, a few of the clan "leaders" are apparently installing shrines inside each and every single one of their new clan houses as a sign of faith and loyalty to you.

The population is currently ecstatic to your rule thanks to your planning and greatly increasing the quality of their lives...

With all that planning done you decide to relax... Finally.

You decide to take a nap before you go. You listen to the prayers of the faithful while you drift to sleep...

You are now Elizabeth, and you are en route to England to get shit done!

Recently you are proposing reducing military autonomy overseas, and of course, you are headed to Parliament... It's blown up over night as a controversial issue, with the military not saying a single word!

Torries Support: 30%
Labor Support: 50%
Liberal Party: 40% (Minority)
National Liberal Party: 20% (Minority)

If the bill passes with overwhelming support, Elizabeth will gain a huge amount of popularity for being able to bring this all together somehow.

Is there anything else you want to do anons?
Select as many as you want!

>...See if you can give a speech to Parliament about this bill...
>You know... The Torries and Labor are having a meeting about this... Visit one of their meetings and try to convince their members to vote for the bill... You can only visit one however!
>Visit the Tories's leader and get him to vote for the bill!
>Visit the Labor leader and get him to vote for the bill! Of course, you did eat his cousin. He probably doesn't like you too much.
>Get the Liberals on board by visiting their leader!
>Get the National Liberals on board by visiting their leader as well! You remember that he's a good old fashioned monarchist. At least, that's what your dad told you.
>Get the Prime Minister to support the bill!
>Just get to the House of Commons and see how it goes in there! If it does good in there, it will move onto the House of Lords!
>Visit Alan and see if he can convince the navy or military to support it! He's rather good with words, after all.
>Maybe you can get Edward, Earl of Wessex to say something about the bill? It would prove to only stir the controversy and make the bill even more well-known!
>Write-In for an idea on how to increase the bill's popularity!

>>1058395
>...See if you can give a speech to Parliament about this bill...

>>1058395

>...See if you can give a speech to Parliament about this bill...

Uh. I was looking at Wikipedia to see when Gandhi was born (he should be 85 or 87 now) and apperantly during WW1 he actively recruited Indians to join the British army.

>>1058430
He did become a dissident leader, keep in mind not too long after that.

You decide to give a speech at Parliament... So of course, you land on the river Thames, which goes up to your legs. You go around to find the House of Commons still meeting together and deciding, and politely tap on the window... Which breaks. The parliament get to look at your face, and seem a little shocked at a dragon literally being outside.

"Sorry, sorry. I came here in a bit of a rush, and if you can excuse the damage, which I promise to pay off, I'm here to tell you why you should support this bill..."

You see Alan apparently talking to who you remember as his... Oh, right his uncle... Who's a part of the unionist party of Ulster... A member of parliament, if you remember right.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for speeches anons.

+3 if you can give a speech to Parliament. (+2 if it's inspiring, heroic, and appeals to their emotion and nationalism.)
+2 if you can tell them why the monarchy supports this and why they should too. (+1 if you can come up with an excuse why the monarchy is getting involved...
+4 if you can get the ever classic "breast distraction" going somehow, even if your lower body is obstructed by the walls. (+1 if you can make an excuse up, and yes you can damage the parliament building for this bonus.)

Autosuccess if all of this is done.
Critical autosuccess if you can do all of this and get Gwynevere to help. And thank Alan for helping you.

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1058477
I was just pointing out and found that interesting.

>>1058504
>>1058477
Can this be averted by a CRITICAL autosuccess?

>>1058477
I'm gonna ask right now.
Would a crit auto success even outweigh this? >>1058504
If not I won't bother typing.

I'm going to call to say it can be averted with a auto CRITICAL success, if it's really good.

>>1058533
You should put a time limit too

>>1058541
Eeeeeeeh. I personally hate time limits and I'm not that sadistic, but if I don't see any posts in the next twenty-five minutes I'll just continue. If your writing just say and I'll extend it.

>>1058552
I'm probably not going to write a speech since I'm skeptical of my skills. Also I'm not really passionate towards this causes and bill

>>1058477
>Hello my fellow countrymen. I come her today to speak to you about this bill. To give more oversight to the military. You may ask why I support this and I will reply with a simple answer. Our pride. When I think of us I think of Honor, Kindness, Respect, Dignity, And ability.
(note have gwyn and us alternate when we say this and)
>I believe that in our hearts are strong souls.
Put our smack our closed fist against our chest and accidentally break the building to make a bigger window.
>That keep us honest to our mistakes and willing to try harder. To show to all that we are proud and honorable. And just and fair. Alan my dear friend has already promised to help and I dedicate myself to this cause. And I believe that if you have any inkling of this noble, honorable, British, soul you'll help as well.


Was someone waiting on me?

Oh and will this suffice?

>>1058564
Put our smack?

Also, I'd say to do it a bit longer, but it's quite good anon.

>>1058585
Sorry I mean smash the building a bit on accident to make a larger window.
Also give me 10 more minutes to type then

>>1058477
"Gentlemen, one moment let me just get comfortable (Break the wall in front of our breasts, move in closer), sorry I'll replace that as well! I come before you to discuss this matter of great national importance. For the continued safety, security and stability of our nation.

I feel that the military must be held more accountable for their actions in far flung corners of the world, as simply put, they reflect badly on us and risk causing revolutions or other such disastrous events by their actions.

I mention the possibility of revolt as I have been in communication with the independence advocate known as Gandhi and came to an understanding. That this was a significant part of the unrest in the greater empire and in India specifically, as in past the military has and continues to act in a manner most barbarous.

It is not right that such a prestigious organisation of our nation acts in this manner and as monarch. I have great interest in the prestige of my ancestors and their institutions which is threatened by this.


So I ask you, will you allow this opportunity to pass? To bring greater peace, stability and harmony to the empire? To make the military an honourable institution once more?"

>>1058585
>Honestly how can we call ourselves british if this goes on? This taking advantage of people? This callous behavior, This unjust treatment? Where is the honor? The nobility? The respect? That I know us to have? Can we really continue on with this? Can we really accept losing what it means to be british? To lose that noble soul? I ask you if we did, what would we have left?

>>1058596
>*claps*

"Hello, gentlemen and fellow countrymen... I came here today to speak to you about this bill... But could you give me one moment to get comfortable?"

You break the wall infront of your breasts, sending debris carefully down onto some of the parliament seats, and you lay down, getting comfortable.

"Sorry, sorry. I promise you I will replace that in due time. Now, I came here to discuss this matter of great national importance, for the continued safety, security, and stability of our nation. I feel that the military must be held more accountable for their actions in far flung corners of the world, as simply put, they reflect badly on us and risk causing revolutions or other disastrous events by the military's actions. You may ask why I support this, and I will reply with a simple answer... Our pride. When I think of us, I think of honor."

Your second head grows, startling the crowd by quite a bit.

"Of kindness!"

"Of respect!"

"Of dignity!"[/red]

"And finally, of ability. I believe, that in our hearts, are strong British souls."
You hit your chest in a sort of salute, causing your breasts to jiggle a bit.

"I mention the possibility of revolt, as I have been in communication with the independence advocate known as Gandhi, and I have come to an understanding with him. That this was a significant part of the unrest in the greater empire and in India specifically, as the military has and continues to act in a manner most barbarous and unbritishlike. It is not right that such a prestigious organization of our nation acts in this manner, and as the monarch of Great Britain, I have great interest in the prestige of my ancestors and institutions which are threatened by this. So, I ask you all... Will you allow this opportunity to pass? The opportunity to bring greater peace, stability, and harmony to the empire? To make the military an honorable institution once more?"

You end your speech there.

"I hope you all make the right decision... And I'm sorry about damaging this part of the building."

You get plenty of applause and claps from the parliament, and you see Alan proudly clap.

"Oh, and I wish to thank my dear friend Alan, who has promised to help me and dedicated himself to this cause."

He gets plenty of claps and you feel as if the bill is guaranteed to pass in the House of Commons... You leave and go outside, where quite a bit of the BBC is, curious in getting inside Parliament... Of course, since you've just left, the reporters seem to want to talk to you...

Your popularity has skyrocketed!

Average Parliament Member (House of Commons): 95%
Average Parliament Member (House of Lords): 45%

You could further capitalize on gaining even more popularity, but this time with people... Or you could just rest on your laurels.

Actions

>Talk to the reporters? (Can increase you and Ren's popularity in Sweden and England, but may cause a scandal if you fail!)
>Deal with the House of Lords.
>Rest?

>>1058666
>Talk to the reporters? (Can increase you and Ren's popularity in Sweden and England, but may cause a scandal if you fail!)
It's worth it

>>1058666

>Talk to the reporters? (Can increase you and Ren's popularity in Sweden and England, but may cause a scandal if you fail!)

You decide to talk to the reporters.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for talking to reporters!

+3 if you can give them the ever classic "money shot" over your breasts, so they won't ask hard questions. (+2 if you can come up with an excuse)
+2 if you can tell them why this bill must get passed.
+2, Ren and you get better popularity if you can tell them how you miss your family and make Renexizious look very relatable. +1 if you can come up with stories about your children. (Feel free to make it up.)
+2 if you can tell them how it's been being the Queen of England.
+1 if you can dispel the rumors of you having slaves. (If you confirm it, it will very likely start a scandal!)
Ren will get more popularity with humans if you can mention how much he likes them in Sweden.
Ren will get more popularity with minotaurs if you can mention that he's friends with quite a few of them and enjoys their advice.

Autosuccess if everything is done.

Rolled 4 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1058713
>Excuse me to stretch just a tad bit. Giving speeches like that can be rather taxing on me and by figure.

I wonder if using our boobs too much to persuade will backfire.

>>1058713
Stretch a bit. And when they ask why say we're tired from working on this bill.
>Hello I am currently putting my all into getting this bill passed. For the integrity and honor of our empire I seek to improve conditions in it for the more unfortunate. And while being the Queen may be tough and while I may miss spending time with my children I will see this through. Though nthat's the price leaders npay. Why even Ren wishes for some time with his friends. Both the human ones that he has known for so long and the minotaur ones and even one of his advisors who is also a minotaur. Why just the other day I and Ren where reading bedtime stories to all of our children. The look on their faces. And I would also like to comment that the rumors of me owning slaves is false. That's more something my husband does.

All this typing.
But better than rolling I guess.

Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1058739
Does it have any consequences in real life anon?

"Excuse me, but I need to stretch a tad bit... Giving speeches like that can be rather taxing on me and my figure. It's rather tiring working on this bill..."

You begin to stretch impressively, making sure to jiggle the breasts a little...
The male reporters seem utterly enchanted, with the female reporters a little red with envy, knowing what your doing and being powerless to stop it.
It actually feels good to know other women are clearly jealous of your superior bust...

So you lower your head, making sure to talk to the male reporters who are unable to really say too much.

"Oh, sorry about that. I'm very tired. Working all day... Trying to get this bill passed for the honor and integrity of our empire.... I really do seek to improve conditions in it for the more unfortunate. And while being the Queen may be tough and I really, really do miss spending time with my children... I promise the British people I will see this through... Though being tired is the price leaders pay, why even Renxizious wants some time with his friends, both the human ones he's had for so long and the minotaur ones. Even one of his friends is a minotaur. Why, a few days ago, I remember me and Ren were reading bedtime stories to our children... I love the look on their faces. I would also like to comment that the rumors of me owning slaves is blatantly false... But my husband does do that."

The male reporters are utterly transfixed on you, and you head back to parliament after waving goodbye...

From what you hear, the bill EASILY passes in the House of Commons, from a 620 to 30 margin... Wow. You are... A really good diplomat.

You thank the House of Commons, and go over to the House of Lords...

Actions

>Intimidate them into passing the bill? The House of Lords already hates you and you did eat quite a few of their friends a family... Maybe some intimidation could go in your favor.
>Try to convince them?
>Just let it happen, you gave one speech already.
>Write-In

Also, ignore my rolling.

>>1058802
>Try to convince them?
I don't know how teafag politics work so I don't know if we need to convince them.

>>1058802
>Try to convince them?
I'm just thinking about how often they get in the newspaper and if Ren sees it.

>>1058825
I think the House of Lords is like our Senate which is more important then the House of Representatives.

You decide to convince them...

You bust down a wall, and prepare to persuade them.

Roll me a 1d20+7 anons.

+4 for bewbs. (+2 if you can take pride in the fact that women get very easily envious of them. Also, +1 if you can do something new besides stretching.)
+2 if you can also intimidate them a bit by reminding them and apologizing for your pregnancy hunger and the nobles that got nommed.
+2 if you can think about Ren a bit lustfully.

I'm also assuming your using the same speech from last time anons.

Autosuccess if everything is done.

Critical Autosuccess if you can further intimidate the nobles. And if you can think how you'd get rid of them. For later.

Rolled 5 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1058900
Take a very deep breath and breath out.

Alternatively we could pretend jog/walk although that image is more absurd and comical.

>>1058900
Being jealous means we're better ofc so it's nice knowing that.
>I would also like to apologize for my pregnancy hunger and eating the other nobles it was a tragedy yes it was.
Nod with our whole body to get some motion going.

Just think about asking to tumble him when he gets back. And where to do it. And what woman to include.
For further intimidation release a nice stomach growl.


I wonder if we could stir up scandals involving the house of nobles enough to where we can get rid of them.

After the speech, you begin to say something else... After a huge, long stomach growl.

"Sorry, sorry. I'm a bit hungry. I would just like to apologize for my pregnancy hunger and eating the other nobles... It was a tragedy. Yes, yes it was..."

You nod with all of your body, getting some momentum...

They quickly begin to get to voting, and you personally oversee it... With the occasional hint about eating someone here and there.

It passes very quickly and animously. How nice. You begin to leave, and fly back...

After you fly back, you hear the Prime Minister call you, and you pick up.

"Elizabeth! Queen Elizabeth!"

"What is it?"

"I heard that bill passed! Well done if I must say so... Though of course, there's some controversy about the Queen getting personally involved in the Parliament... But the popularity scores are skyrocketing! I hear your in favor with everyone, chap! Save the women, of course."

"I see..."

You hang up, and get to bed and relax... Thank God that's ove-

You hear the phone ring again... Great...

Actions

>Get some sleep!
>Answer it. Why not?
>Write-In

>>1058991
>Answer it. Why not?

>>1058991
>Answer it. Why not?

You go to pick up the phone. Why not?

It seems to be Alan.

"Hey Elizabeth. Got time to talk?"

"Alan?"

"Aye, it's me. Just seeing if you wanted to talk."

"About what?"

You hear him sigh.

"I just... I guess I'm just calling to make sure everything's alright from my ex."

"Alan, I mean... Thanks, but it's unnecessary."

You hear very heavy footsteps up the stairs, and a hard knock on the door.

"Elizabeth?" You hear in crude english... It seems like the cow wants to talk.

"Give me a second Alen... What is it Chryosula?"

"I was... I am wondering if you want to go?" She says this very crudely with a thick greek accent.

"Liz? Everything alright?"

Goddamn it.

"Listen, Alan, thanks for calling but I'm kinda busy right now. I'll call you in a minute, and I'm perfectly fine."

"Wait, Liz!"

"What?"

"I was also calling to tell you something... I uh... Apparently you have record high approval ratings."

"How nice."

"I erh... Apparently the BBC has called you the most popular Queen of England since Elizabeth the First."

"Really? How nice!"

"Yeah... Erh... I'll see you later, ok?"

"Yeah, call me back."

You hang up, and deal with the cow knocking on your door.

"Elizbeth?"

"It's Elizabeth. What do you want?"

"You seemed... Alone. Do you want to go?"

"Go where?"

She waits for a minute, trying to think of the words.

"...How about we go exercise? And then food?" She seems a bit shy saying this, and seems a bit worried about rejection.

Actions

>...I have other things I wanted to do.
>...Can't we just eat together? I'd prefer not to exercise.
>...Fine. I mean, why not? I haven't actually talked to you at all.
>...Gwynevere, can you do this for me? I'd rather not deal with the cow.
>Write-In

By the way, Renexizious is heading back home. So right now he can't be switched to.

>>1059108
>...Fine. I mean, why not? I haven't actually talked to you at all.

>>1059108
>...Fine. I mean, why not? I haven't actually talked to you at al

>Elizabeth I
>Popular
Tell that to all those English Catholics.

"Well... I mean, why not. I haven't actually talked to you at all."

"Great!"

She breaks through the door. Because it was locked.

She seems to not even notice.

"Come on. Let's go."

Gwynevere curses a bit, and you are forced to go exercise.

Which of course, you are not up to the task to exercising with a cow.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if Liz can lose baby fat and keep up with Chrysoula.

+2 if you can tell Gwynevere to keep it calm.
+2 if you can think why your even going out with a cow. (+1 if you can be optimistic of the results)
+1 if you can think about things to attempt to talk about as you die from sweating.

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1059153
Well she is a beast of burden and is probably able to move a lot of stuff. She would probe moving bricks right now if Ren didn't pick her up.

Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1059153
>Gwynevere calm down please.
Because we don't even know chrysoula. Might get along with her.

Ask about her past.
Childhood to before she met flames.

>>1059162
Is Liz even aware that Rens second head Flames is the reason why Chrysoula is a thing between us?

>>1059194
Idk
I assume we did.
If not it wouldn't be too hard to change flames to ren

16+8=24

Good Success!

You feel like you nearly die from exhaustion, but you feel... Well, in shape so to speak. And that baby fat is beginning to disappear so to speak.

During a break, you sit down to talk.

"So... Chrysoula. What was your childhood like?"

She pauses to think.

"...Hard?"

"Really now?"

"Well... I had not very good stepmother. Very harsh. Loving father though."

"Right..."

You partially wish she spoke fluent English. It would make listening to her a lot easier.

"Father loved me. Stepmom hated me..."

She seems a little depressed as she thinks.

"Stepmom told me my horns weren't very good. Or my appearance. Or anything about me."

"Oh..." You feel a bit bad for her.

"I was locked up in my family's... Palace... No... Erh..."

"Estate?"

She thinks.

"No... Palace fits better. I was locked up there all the time, not allowed to leave."

"I see..."

"So... I never had any friends or anything besides our servants and helots. I remember one time I was given an apple from a helot who felt pity for me." She seems a bit emotional...

"...I don't want to talk about this anymore. It's still a bit touchy. I miss my dad though. Sorry if I sound a bit pathetic."

Actions

>...I mean... Well, I'm sorry that your stepmom treated you horribly.
>...Really? I mean, Ren wouldn't take you in if you looked bad.
>You don't sound pathetic at all.
>So... Were your parents minotaurs?
>...Well you are rather bestial and ugly. I scarcely understand why your married to my husband... I mean, my husband's second head. I doubt he's telling the truth about that though.
>Why don't you tell me more?
>Write-In

>>1059219
>...Really? I mean, Ren wouldn't take you in if you looked bad.

>You don't sound pathetic at all.

>>1059201
>Liz constantly hears us quietly mocking Flames
>She thinks that he's nothing but a virgin beta
>She and Gwynevere think we only got her for ourselves
>tfw we memed too much and permanently damaged our image with our main waifu

>>1059219
>...I mean... Well, I'm sorry that your stepmom treated you horribly.
Looks to be the case. Btw can we still get the Draconic mind mutation for Liz? That would be really useful to get her to understand multiple languages

>>1059240
Yeah.

"Really? I mean, Ren wouldn't take you in if you looked bad... But you don't sound pathetic at all, to be honest. But I'm sorry that your stepmom treated you horribly."

"Yeah... I'm lucky that Flames wanted me, I guess."

"Flam- Oh, right."

"He's... He can be a bit of a dramatic person... And gets bullied by Renexizious."

"Really?"

"Yeah... I feel bad for him honestly."

"That's rather harsh of him. Well... I thought this "second sentient head thing" was a fabrication."

"It's real... But yeah. I don't see him much, so I mostly see Ren."

"I see..."

"Yeah... I uh, I know you don't like me for being with your husband. I'm sorry."

You sigh.

"Listen... I don't hate you personally. I just think marriage is a monogamous affair, and that Ren sometimes takes it a bit... Too far. Such as that french girl..."

"Frankizka is nice though."

You slightly feel a little angry over it.

"Why don't we get food? I'm a bit tired of exercising."

She thinks of the words for a second.

"Well... do you like salad?"

"Erh... No. I prefer meat."

"Erh... well, I mean, ok. If you want, we can go there instead. To a meat place. I wouldn't mind."

You think Gwynevere has stopped hating Chrysoula after hearing the sob story. Huh.

You think Chryosula has also begun to like you after you said she didn't sound pathetic and felt bad for her.

Actions

>...Can't you minotaurs eat meat?
>Why don't we just go to a place serving meat and salad? Sounds good.
>...I mean, I can deal with a salad...
>...What, are you a vegetarian or something?
>...Come on, look at those teeth. You can probably eat some meat. You'll probably like it.
>Hey... Why don't we talk a little? I'm a bit curious about you.
>So... Gwynevere? You finally stopped being envious of her?
>Write-In

>>1059295
>Why don't we just go to a place serving meat and salad? Sounds good.
Her ability to eat meat is only theoretical.
>So... Gwynevere? You finally stopped being envious of her?

>>1059295
>Why don't we just go to a place serving meat and salad? Sounds good.

"Let's just go to a place serving meat and salad, alright? It sounds good."

"Ok."

You get up and go change into a formal attire, and see Chryoula waiting patiently outside with only pants on. And a crude bra.

Did you... Miss something?

"Chrysoula? Where's the rest of your clothes?"

"I erh... I don't really have too much that fit me right now. Since I grew a bit."

She seems a bit embarrassed about it.

"...No wonder you don't wear a shirt."

"I mean, I used to not wear a bra. I couldn't find one."

"Really?"

"I mean... Yeah."

Gwynevere at this point, has really stopped being envious and now feels bad for her.

Oh my. Oh my oh my. That is... She needs some attire before going out.

Actions

>Try your best to ignore it? You'll go to a fancy place. Hopefully you can convince them to overlook it.
>...Well... You can solve this by going to a... Well, not a fancy place. God no, not a fancy place. Fancy places need shirts.
>Laugh at her not having a shirt she can put on!
>...Shapeshift to something besides human form?
>...Well... I think we shouldn't go out then if you don't have a shirt.
>Welp... See if you can convince her to go clothes shopping with you. Why not?
>Write-In

>>1059356
>Welp... See if you can convince her to go clothes shopping with you. Why not?
This is how women bond no?

>>1059356
>Welp... See if you can convince her to go clothes shopping with you. Why not?
I now genuinely think anons are autistic in making characters boobs bigger

"Well... Why don't we go clothes shopping?"

"Really?! Sure!"

She seems extremely excited.

Huh.

Of course, due to Chrysoula's size, you are forced to go by dragonback to the nearest department store...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to bond with Chrysoula.

+3 if you can think what size category Chrysoula falls under.
+2 if you can talk about... Woman things.
+2 if you can make other women jealous and possibly salty as fuck. With Chrysoula of course.
+2 if you can try to find yourself a new bra in your half-dragon form. And wonder what size category that would fall under.
If you want to talk about anything with Chrysoula, now's the time to do it anons.

Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1059407
Chrysoula must be like an F or a G,
Liz is probably DDs.
And audibly complain about lack of larger bra sizes.


Ask chrysoula why she gets along with frankizka isn't she a bitch
I hope we can use this to end the salt

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1059407
She would probably use a bra size that extremely large half dragons use.

Ask what she thinks of Sweden, how everything is and what she thinks of Stockholm and its people from what she's seen.

Allowing samefagging if anons can get other women salty as fuck.

Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1059444
And complain and ask why they only have small sizes.
And ask who would need a bra that small.
and such

>>1059454
LET THE SALT COMMENCE

Welp, critical failures anons.

Do anons want to use barbaric on this?

>Yes!
>No!

>>1059473
>Yes!
I don't want to go to the salt mines.

>>1059473
Oh shit. I thought we couldn't use this for Liz but go ahead.

>>1059495

Oh fuck, your right anon. Thanks for reminding me.
Nevermind about the barbaric anons.

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>>1059492
To the sald mines wid u :DDDD

>>1059539
I blame OP for not letting me writefag my way to success.
And for getting my hopes up.
And for putting our wisdom at 4 even though I'm sure it's higher.
And for still having our int modifier as +5 in the stat sheet

*evil laughter*

Critical Failure!

Chrysoula seems to be getting a bit frustrated at being unable to find ANYTHING in her size category, and is getting progressively more frustrated. You also loudly complain about the bra sizes... Eventually Chrysoula finds one that barely fits her, and goes to try it on in a dressing room. She needs some help and invites you in to help strap it on... And of course, it breaks. She audibly curses in Greek no doubt.

You know... I uh... Just saying, she's kinda hot. Just saying.

What.

You also for some reason, hear plenty of footsteps outside.

"Hey, bitch! I heard you complaining about OUR favorite department store, and your fat ass isn't welcome here!"

What.

You then hear a yell from above, in the ventilation.

"Shit! Are you seeing this?"

"Yeah! Man, it was a great idea to sneak into here! Wait, can they hear us?"

"...Fuck."

"Holy shit, wait a minute, that's the Empress! Oh man, we're fucked!"

What the fuck.

You look up to see a few teenage boys, who have taken photos of you, and begin to crawl away fast.
Fuck.

You look outside to see some angry women who are salty as fuck about you complaining and making fun of the bra store, and you have a minotaur who is pissed the fuck off at not having proper bra sizes for her or fitting shirts.
And Gwynevere somehow being attracted to that.

What the fuck is life.
And you can't use your boobs to get out of this one. And you can't go after those boys since you have a bit too big of a...
Fuck your life.

Actions

>...Just uh... Try to avoid hostilities with the angry shoppers?
>...Deal with the pissed off Chrysoula?
>...Just uh... Deal with Gwynevere.
>Shapeshift to a smaller form and try to get up ventilation to stop the boys?
>What the fuck is even happening.
>Write-In

>>1059582
>Gwynevere is attracted to chrysoula now.
It's like ren with hitler

>What the fuck is even happening.
>Shapeshift to a smaller form and try to get up ventilation to stop the boys?
Can't let those pictures spread

>>1059582
>...Deal with the pissed off Chrysoula?
Quick! Jiggle our boobs to distract them!

>>1059608
Come on. What's wrong with Gwynevere and Chrysoula?

God, I love Critical Failures. I'm going to get that printed out on a shirt one day.

Anyways, waiting fifteen minutes for anons to prioritize what to do.

Also, I love the shift from "boring casual trip" to "what the fuck is life right now"

>>1059631
I don't hate it.
I'm just acknowledging the connection.
It's also like mikhals case somewhat.

>>1059631
I'm fine with shapeshifting into a Drow or something and murdering all those horny teenagers.

>>1059648
Just like a true woman anon. Also, murdering teenagers is a little out of character of Elizabeth.

You are... Highly confused.

But you decide to shapeshift to another form to give chase after the horny teens.

Choose a form anon.

>Elven Form!
>Drow Form!
>Dwarf Form!

>>1059676
>Dwarf Form!
Angry dwarf women are terrifying.
They're like angry dwarf men except....
well they're like angry dwarf men

>>1059676
>Drow Form!
As long as they are severely punished in a physical manner I'm fine

>>1059685
I'll switch to drow.

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1059407
I miss like two threads and I have no idea what's going on anymore.

How close are we to reaching space and maybe starting a quest as a qt smuggler/inquisitor/employee of Ren?

>>1059706
>Tap update
>It doesn't update
Well at least this nat 1 doesn't count.

>>1059706
We are in the stratosphere.
Viktor took over NATO.
And the apocalypse looms closer and closer

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>>1059714
>inb4 OP saves this and uses it against us

>>1059724
Then he'd be a massive cuck

>>1059706
Anons are very close to developing rockets, and Viktor annexed the UN and NATO. Oh, and also you took over a kobold tribe which fanatically worships you.

You shift to your drow form, surprising Chrysoula.

"Chrysoula, I really, really need to stop those teens. Can you help me up there?"

"...Fine. I guess."

She picks you up and helps you up through the ventilation, where you begin to crawl up to get the boys...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can catch up or persuade them to stop!

+2 if you can yell at them to come back!
+1 if you can still be nice and understanding.
+2 if you can ask Gwynevere a very important question. Why the fuck is she attracted to Chrysoula and WHY?

>>1059726
If anything wouldn't he be cucking us with the dice?

>>1059727
>WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO THAT COW?!? IS IT HER TITANIC TITS! UH! TELL ME!

Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1059727
>Get back here you brats! I know I'm attractive but still!


>So gwynevere one question. Why chrysoula. Not judging but you know.

>Inb4 gwynevere was being tsundere about chrysoula the entire time

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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1059727
Messed up the dice roll

>>1059733
Well fug

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>>1059733
I'd ask how this situation could get more chaotic...

>>1059748
The teens turn out to be dominion spies and have a sample of our dna for their genetic programs and plan to use it against us. Also 9/11 happens but in this Swedish mall where we're at.

>>1059770
And while this is going on gwynevere professes that she's actually in love with chrysoula.

And chrysoula starts a massive fight in the department store because.

*laughs evilly for all eternity*

At this rate, I don't need to steal rolls. Which I won't.

Critical Failure!

"Get back here you brats! I know I'm attractive, but still!"

You follow the sounds of "oh shit" and you... You get lost. Great

Goddamn it.

So. Gwynevere. One question. WHY THE FUCK CHRYSOULA AND WHY ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO THAT COW!?!

I-I mean... I kinda liked her the whole time... Just uh, don't tell her that, ok?

YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO A FUCKING COW!

S-sorry. I mean, don't tell her, ok? I mean... Please? I don't mean anything by it. But I mean...

Goddamn it.
You sigh and begin to crawl through the vents, still lost... That's when you hear a rumble, and the vent collapses and breaks, sending you falling to the floor!
You hit the floor... And hear an alarm going off, and as you get up, you see that... Your in a sort of room with a safe in it? And a rather confused manager. And the alarm is going off.

Fuck your life.

"What the hell?"

"I can explain, there were these kids..."

You are now Chrysoula, and your a little angry from... You know. The whole "can't find anything in your size" problem. You were going to have a nice dinner with Ren's wife and maybe get along, and that was exactly what was happening! Until THIS happened! Now there's an annoying alarm going off!

You can still hear the women outside.

"What, are you too scared to come out?" You translate...

Actions

>Try to calm yourself. You can do this rationally, ok?
>YOU NEED TO FUCKING PUNCH A BITCH IN THE FACE!
>You know what? You should just make fun of them for being inferior. Maybe they'll get so offended they'll leave? Serves them right.
>...That's it, no more misses nice minotaur. Get ready to intimidate some bitchy women.
>Write-In

>>1059777
>Try to calm yourself. You can do this rationally, ok?

Alternatively we could just follow the situation and go full fucking berserk, burst through the walls and stampede all the way back to the imperial palace.

Also I find it unsettling how many trips you've been getting and how many ones we've rolled.

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>>1059777
>Gwynevere is in love with chrysoula
>Liz is accidentally in a bank vault.
>A fight is about to break out in the clothes store
This has gone wrong so fast.
>Try to calm yourself. You can do this rationally, ok?

You decide to calm down, and try to do this rationally.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if Chrysoula can try to convince the girls to not get in her way.

+2 if you can tell them why they should leave you alone. Besides the angry rage inside you.
+2 if you can say that your complaints are valid, because fucking look at your breasts.
+2 if you can try to be nice, and speak english improperly.

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1059814
Well at least Liz is a dark elf which no one will recognize

Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1059814
>Well see the bar.. I mean bras are to small for my chest. So it's far... I mean fair. And you should go because it's not like you could hurt me

Now watch as I get a one and this devolves into a lesbian orgy

>>1059820
:DDDDDDDD

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>>1059820
Dice Gods I was joking

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>>1059827
Gid to the fugging sald mines alredi :DDD

Critical Failure!

"Well... I mean, see the bar.. I mean, bras are too small for my chest. So it's far... I mean, fair. And you should really let me go because you couldn't hu-"

One of them laughs and throws a purse at your face.

You are INSTANTLY overcome with rage, and charge with a fist straight to her fucking shitty face.

Meanwhile, as Elizabeth...

You hear a shriek from outside and a something break, and a roar. You wonder what's going on, and you begin to get up out..

"What the hell are yo-"

"Hang on..."

You peak out of the office, and see a PISSED OFF Chrysoula punch the shit out of the women, toppling stands, scaring the people here, and watch as men cheer her on, not to mention the fact that she throws someone out a window into the street, then punches another person into the vent, all while cursing wildly in Greek. One person smoking a cigarette gets punched into a stand, and his cigarette flies off onto a product that reads "highly flammable", and suddenly a small portion of the room fucking explodes into fire, and the manager just looks outside extremely confused. You also hear sirens in the distance, and Chrysoula seems to be focused on beating the people who insulted her and confronted her to a bloody pulp.

Holy fuck, she's angry.

Actions

>Go to try and calm her down?
>Just uh... Stay in here.
>Flee. Flee now.
>...Fuck it, you aren't leaving here without nothing. Grab the store's safe in a larger form and run.
>Go outside to explain what's happening to the police?
>Shapeshift?
>Write-In

>>1059835
But I don't want to go to the salt mines.
The salt hurts
I just want to not roll shit

>>1059839
>Write-In
Grab chrysoula and run.
This outing is scrapped

>>1059839
>Flee. Flee now.
>...Fuck it, you aren't leaving here without nothing. Grab the store's safe in a larger form and run.
Every (wo)man for themselves!

>>1059840
Take a break by mining salt then

>>1059854
On second though change that. Just start taking handfuls of many in our Drow form. Less suspicious that way.

So. waiting fifteen more minutes anons, if anons want to grab the angry as fuck Chrysoula or just run with the safe.

>>1059868
You'd have to OPEN the safe first anon.

>>1059873
Grab both.
So we don't have to explain why chrysoula is in jail.
Get the money and gwynevere's waifu chrysoula
Ge

>>1059882
By safe do you mean a smaller one that can keep personal items or a huge bank one. Cause I feel as though Liz turining into a two headed dragon and flying off with a safe would be a tad scandalous

>>1059886
A small safe that can keep personal items.

You shift to your half dragon form, grab the safe, and go to get Chrysoula...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can convince her to come with you.

+3 if you can make fun of the women she's punching who are inferior to you and her, and get her to recognize it's you!
+2 if you can yell at Gwynevere for being INTERESTED IN FUCKING CHRYSOULA.

Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1059890
>Chrysoula it's me liz. Remember? Ren's wife? Stop punching the poor flatchested women and come on.

For gwynevere
>WHY? Just what is appealing about her?
>Inb4 Gwynevere is a furfag just like flames

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to yell at Gwynevere and make the punched salty women even more salty.

Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1059890
I'm not letting a gay furry relationship to fester on my watch.

>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! BEING INTERESTED IN A FAT COW FROM GREECE WHO CANT EVEN HANDLE HER SELF IN PUBLIC PLACES WITHOUT KILLING PEOPOE FOR SAYING THE WRONG THING? NO! SHE IS A FUCKING GREEK CATTLE WHO CAN BARELY EVEN SPEAK PROPERLY. YOU AND I ONLY NEED RENS COMPANY. THAT COW IS NOTHING BUT A FAT WRENCH WHO IS TRYING TO STEAL OUR HUSBAND FROM US. TO EVEN THINK ABOUT LETTING OUR GUARD DOWN AND BEING NICE TO HER IS IDOCY.

Also trying to foster the Flames with all these 1's

>>1059903
If I rant enough can I beat any potential furfaggotry out of Gwynevere?

Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1059903
>WHY OUT OF ANY POSSIBLE WOMAN YOU CHOOSE THE COW?

Tell the women they'll never get any decent men because they're violent, uncivilized, and flatchested
>>1059906
Roll 2 20s

>>1059906
And I thought the ones made me salty.

It's too late.
It's all over.
Hope is lost.
Accept despair

>>1059914
At least it's the cow sperging out and not best waifu Liz

"Chrysoula! It's me! Liz! Ren's wife? Stop punching the poor, uncivilized, violent flatchested women who'll never get any decent me, ok?"

5+10=15

Failure!

She briefly recognizes you, but is way too pissed off to actually listen to you.

You also yell at Gwynevere, who just stays quiet and ashamed through your verbal abuse of her. She just apologizes and promises she'll make up for it.

Chrysoula seems to be calming down though, thanks to your help... But she angry enough that she'll probably punch someone who looks at her the wrong way.

Actions

>Take her along with you!
>Try to calm her down further!
>Just leave her and run! Who cares if she ends up in jail?
>Write-In

>>1059926

>Take her along with you!
Well this was fun.
Destroyed a store
LEarned gwynevere likes chrysoula.
And yea.

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>>1059926
>Take her along with you!

We retarded Gwyneveres furfaggotry which good and all I care about right now. No furfaggotry and keeping the safe and it's shekels.

You grab her and take her along with you...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can escape.

+3 if you can explain Chryousla's lack of shirt and bra, why your carrying a safe, and try to explain this to pedestrians.
+2 if you can distract people who ask with your breasts...
+2 if you can yell at Gwynevere more, or calm down and apologize for yelling at her so much that she's upset.
+1 if you can already see the headlines for you being caught in a dressing room with a naked minotaur and putting it's bra on.

Can we just turn to Ren now? That would be nice.

Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1059962
This is all just a anarchist ploy

Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1059962
There was an accident at a clothing store. We're escorting civilians and securing the safe.

>Listen I'm sorry for yelling as it's un-britishlike. but understand it's kind of unexpected. Like really chrysoula? Why? Just answer why?

Allowing samefagging if you can see the headlines and just talk to Gwynevere more.

Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1059988
>Just explain further. I can't understand this. Any of this. And why did you not say this sooner.

The Big Blaze at the Bra store

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1059976
>cussing
>un-British

>>1059988
>A cow in clothes shop?
>Queen Elizabeth seen in lesbian wrestling
>Queen makes an idiot of herself whilst shopping
>muh 6 million shekels
>Missing shekels

>>1060001
Scratch that. I mean using american swear words.
Don't the british have their own weird swear words or something?

>>1060001
Wat
>>1060006
Wat?

I'm confused. Are you two anons the same poster or different posters?

11+9=20

Minor Success

Really though? I'm sorry but yelling at you, but understand that it's kinda unexpected. Like, really? Chrysoula? Why? Just please, explain further. And why didn't you say earlier?

I mean, I didn't like her earlier, ok? I mean... I just saw her muscular body and... I just l thought she looked attractive... The breasts don't help either.

You sigh.

Really?]

Sorry, I guess... I mean, she'd look a lot better with makeup, ok?

You sigh and eventually Chrysoula calms down.

"Erh... Sorry about the department store."

"It's fine, ok?"

"I mean... Sorry, ok? I kinda got a little angry."

"Really?"

"I mean... Well... I guess now it's a hard day. Do you still want to get that food?"

"Really?"

"I mean, I'll pay for it."

You hug your safe tightly... You can barely imagine all the gold and valuables in there, and give it a shake. You hear something light fall up and down, sounding a lot like a pile of money...

"Well... I kind of want to get home and open it up..."

She seems a bit disappointed.

"I mean, I just want to apol-I mean, apologize about earlier."

Actions

>I mean... I guess we can get some food together.
>My second head likes you, you know. So no.
>I'm going to just go home. If you want, you can eat out.
>Hang on, I bet I can open it just by ripping it open... Want to bet?
>Come on, it was fun and I got some money out of it... You don't have to apologize, ok?
>I don't really want to see with a minotaur without even a bra on... That's just a lack of public decency.
>...We should stop by a department store, just saying.
>Write-In

>>1060030
Two different posters.
Why do you ask?
>Yeah I think I've had enough excitement for today

>>1060036
So head home anon?

>>1060030
>I'm going to just go home. If you want, you can eat out.
Wat

>>1060039
Yes
This insanity.
I'd rather just switch back to Ren and grind magic and tech

>>1060036
I just saw you post "scratch that" to the other anon using cussing as an example of not being British.

Also, before I do something really fast...

I assume anons don't like the idea of Gwynevere being attracted to Chrysoula?

>>1060047
I'm fine with it.
I am over Ren being a Nazi and helping hitler so this isn't a problem.

>>1060047
>Gay furry relationship

I want to purge them with fire just thinking about it

"Yeah... I'm just going to go home. If you want, you can eat out."

She seems a bit ashamed and just kinda follows you home. After you get home, the two of you part ways, and she kinda sulks off to the library. She seems actually quite sad, and you decide to get some sleep.

Meanwhile, as Renexizious...

You land at home, exhausted from flying, and tell your kids to get to bed as you see it's about 7 PM...

You begin to go inside and hear some crying from the basement, more specifically the library and hear Elizabeth upstairs getting undressed... Hm.

Actions

>...Deal with the crying in the basement?
>Go up to bed... Your fucking exhausted.
>Write-In

>>1060084

>...Deal with the crying in the basement?

>>1060084
>...Deal with the crying in the basement?

You decide to go downstairs...

You head downstairs and see that the door in the library is locked, so you unlock it with one of your keys...

You see a crying Chrysoula on the couch, sad by something. She seems to be trying to hide it by crying into a pillow, but she's rather loud about her crying.

Actions

>Go see what's wrong?
>Maybe you should go upstairs and just get some sleep.
>Flames, this is your girlfriend. Why don't you deal with her?
>Write-In

>>1060112
>Flames, this is your girlfriend. Why don't you deal with her?
Flames go get them rel gains

>>1060112
>Flames, this is your girlfriend. Why don't you deal with her?

Flames, this is your girlfriend. Why don't you deal with her?

Sure... But why don't we do it together? I mean, we're both significant to her. It would really mean a lot, I bet... Also it would make up for all those terrible puns and insults you do of Chrysoula, ok?

Actions

>I guess we can do it together.
>Make fun of Flames.
>Flames, why don't you do it yourself?
>If you feel like being a beta, I can just have her as my wife.
>Write-In

>>1060124

>I guess we can do it together.

>Terrible puns
He just has shit taste in humor desu

>>1060050
I am with this anon, it is entirely fine to create a love pentagram with our inter-character relations.

>>1060124
>I guess we can do it together.

>>1060135
>Not a love dodecahedron
Pleb.

Seriously though as long as people don't grow more sentient heads we should be fine.

I say the next head we grow should not be sentient.

>>1060140
Honestly I think three heads is enough. We are nearing the point of being a Hydra with wings.

>>1060148
That sounds extremely cool.
Also int bonuses

And honestly.
Who'd want to fight the winged 50 story hydra?

>>1060140
Non-sentient heads give you a minuscule intelligence gain keep in mind. And also it cucks me of introducing more characters.

Well, I guess we can do it together.

You shift to your small dragon form and grow Flames head and prepare to console her.

You go up to her and put a claw on her, and shake her.

"Chrysoula? Is everything alright?"

"R-ren?"

"Hi."

"Hi Chrysoula." says Flames.

She smiles nice and shyly, and wipes a tear from her eyes.

"Hi... I'm just... I'm just having a bad day, ok?"

"Really?"

"Y-yeah... I-I just feel really bad about what I did early."

"Really? What did you do?"

She sighs.

"I... Well... I got up the courage and taught myself enough English to see if Elizabeth w-w-w..."

She cries a bit, and you put a hand on her.

"I-If she wanted to go with me exercising and eat some salad... I really wanted to have a fun time with her, but I-I think she hates me now..."

"Really? Why?'

"Chrysoula, no one would ever hate you. What happened?"

"I-I got angry at some women that Elizabeth taunted and I nearly killed them because I was so angry at t-the story for not having a proper bra size for me and I was so worried if Elizabeth was having a good time..."

She seems to still be crying during this, and you give her a hug.

"So you got pissed a few women... What happened?"

"T-then I heard an alarm go off... No, before that... And me and Liz ran away from the store... I r.. I really think I got Liz angry at me."

"Did she yell at you or anything?"

"N-no... I just ruined her day out and nearly got her arrested... It's completely my fault for screwing it up..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can calm the sensitive minotaur down.

+3 if you and Flames can tell Chrysoula calming things and tell her you love her. A lot.
+2 if you can be slightly lewd and lustful. But in a cute way.
+2 if you can give her ideas on how to make it up to Elizabeth?
+2 if you can be nice and gentle to her.

Autosuccess if everything is done.

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1060156
How old is Chrysoula again? I know that she was kept from the outside and abused by her stepmother Cinderella style but she just incredibly immature/unstable right now along with a lot of other times. Like she's a teen or something.

>>1060156
She can apologize by putting that blacksmithing to use. We get her a shiny gem and she forges a good bracelet.

Give chrysoula a kiss on the forehead and say.
>Come on it's fine. I'm sure you can make it up to her. Okay chrysoula.
And rub her horns and say.
>I love you okay? Alot.

>>1060162
She's around 20 and has never gone outside or talked to anyone really.

Lack of socialization can make some people weird.
I should know

>>1060162
She's actually really young, and hasn't exactly developed too much mature relationships due to her sheltered nature.

If I recall correctly, she's in her early twenties, probably twenty-one to twenty four.

>>1060166
Ha! I bet you browse /r9k/

>>1060170
No I browse /qst/, I avoid the other boards.
Who needs a social life anyways?

>>1060177
Not even /tg/? Home and safe haven of the neckbeards?

>>1060181
Nah if I'm not on quest I'm reading.

>>1060185
And youtube.
This is also related to why I don't judge/hate the characters.

>>1060191
Not even the characters in WRQ/NEQ?

>>1060195
I feel no salt flow through my veins.
My life has made my salt resistant.
So I'm somewhat more tolerant

>>1060156
"Oh you need so much comforting!..of so many kinds but that can come later...

First off, you are perfectly in the right and shouldn't be beating yourself up over this. This won't effect anyone's opinion of you; we all still love you so very much.

secondly, have you considered making it up to her? I mean you could try making her a gift or something to reinforce your apology...like a cake."


Head pats of calming and comfort, go!

>>1060201
Assuming you were part of Civ thing run by 'notapaladin' and not a barbarian, not even the barbarians caused you to hate them? Cause that one Siberian guy was really fucking stupid.

>>1060202
Mind if I ask when your on anon? Seems to be quite random.

You give Chrysoula a kiss on the forehead.

"Come on, it's fine. I'm sure you can make it up to her, okay Chrysoula? Your in hte right and shouldn't be beating yourself up over this. You really do need so much comforting... Of so many kinds... But that can come later."

"Y-yeah..."

You rub her horns...

"You know I love you a lot, alright? So does Flames here."

"Yeah... I really do feel bad for you."

After cuddling and hugging with Chrysoula for a bit, she eventually calms down.

"T-thanks. I just had... A really strange day, I guess."

"Yeah... Listen, if you need a hand, I'll be here for you."

You give her a kiss and leave her... But not before you tell her idea to make it up to her.

You go upstairs and run into Frankizka.

"Ren?"

"Oh, hi."

"Hi... Is Chrysoula alright?"

"Yeah... I just calmed her down a little."

She gives you a kiss on the cheek.

"Thank you... I gotta go say hi to her. Anyways... I'll see you later, ok?"

She gives you a kiss and leaves, and you see a mystified Lyna watching TV. She waves hi to you and you wave back. She seems transfixed by the TV as you go upstairs.

You see Elizabeth trying to open what seems to be a safe.

"Ren?"

"Liz! Nice to see you."

"Hey... I missed you. How was your business trip?"

"Great... Some stress, but great."

"Yeah... I had quite a day..."

"Really?"{/red]

You sit on the bed...

"...Yeah. I went out with Chrysoula, stole a safe, chased after some teenagers... Stopped her from killing people..."

"Right... Well, she was crying downstairs?"

"Really?"

"Yeah... Don't worry, she's fine."

Elizabeth sighs.

"Now I feel bad for her... I'll probably apologize later tonight."

"Yeah."

She gets into bed next to you, giving up on the safe. For now.

"...Hey, Ren? Feel like tumbling later?"

"Really?"

"Or now."

Actions

>...Fuck it, why not now?
>Later sounds good.
>...Eeeeh. Not really in the mood.
>...Want any women with us, or anything?
>Write-In

>>1060212
Let's open the safe and have Liz show off her new forms.

>>1060208
I was there.
That was a time of salt.
If only because a random comment could decimate a civ.
I was the one that came up with the floating forest.
>>1060212
>...Want any women with us, or anything?

>>1060220
I still despise those Barbarians for acting like ruffians with malformed brains. Also those Orcs for destroying our forest and causing doomsday. Also they were overall stupid. Not barbarian tier but still stupid. Can't wait until Civ thing 2 comes out.

"Well, want any women with us or anything?"

"Well, do you?'

"Eh..."

"Oh... Also, I got a few new forms."

She shifts to a... Very attractive elf. Beautiful blond hair and blue eyes... Not to mention a nice rack.... With cute ears to boot, and she seems quite thin...
Then she shifts to a cute drow form, nice rack, with cute looking eyes and pleasing-looking purplish-black skin...
Her dwarf form seems mostly adorable, with a rather scottish look to it, and she looks quite tough in it.

Well now... This is new.

Actions

>Tell her to shapeshift to a specific form?
>Could I bring in a girl? (Specify)
>Let's just begin tumbling now...
>How about later?
>...Can we open the safe first? Please?
>Write-In

Just a question anons... Does anyone like Renexizious's character? Or do they dislike him?

>>1060230
>Could I bring in a girl? (Specify)
Lorriana
I enjoy his character.

Except maybe the nazi part but meh it doesn't bother me really.

>>1060230
>...Can we open the safe first? Please?
It's either coins which is like champagne or something good like a letter.

I just want Rens character to more chaste and less focused on fucking very female he sees on sight. I feel like after throwing away the whole Catholicism thing it opened the gate to stuff like permanent harems. Granted that things like concubines were always a thing but I feel like relationships just get out of hand. Although I doubt this is going to change anytime soon given player demographics.

>>1060230
forgot
>Tell her to shapeshift to a specific form?
Elf form.
>>1060252
Catholicism wasn't stopping anything.
It didn't stop the eating people, rape, raiding, etc.

EDQ has a lot of lurkers, and few posters.

I personally side with >>1060252
about the sex, and personally would like to see the harems and sex with anyone besides your wives kinda end. I'm ok with getting more wives/waifus, but harems is a bit too far.

"Could I bring in a girl? Like Lorriana?"

"Well, sure. I don't mind..."

She shifts to her rather sexy elf form, and you leave...

You go to find Lorriana, who seems to be reading about calculus.

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can convince her for a tumble.
+2 if you can try to convince her why tumbling will be way funner with you and Elizabeth.
+2 if you can think how destructive sex with Elizabeth and Lorriana would be in your dragon forms. Just because.
+2 if you can be lustful and lewd towards her.

>>1060252
Also the safe will be opened after this.

Rolled 1 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1060271
I didn't want to bring all those drow,
I may have seduced them but I fell asleep afterwards.
Then I woke up and found out we did that.
So OP I can get my yuan-ti then? I'll make a note to up charisma.

>Because more people in tumbling tends to make it more interesting,

It'd flatten the immediate area and kill anyone too close.

And smack lorriana's ass

Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1060263
Killing people is perfectly fine. Also rape is a rather smaller issue such as with Amaya considering we essentially did that to her and she doesn't care. Neither do any concubines. The only issue is with Katariina but I consider that special.

The main problem that I foresee is having too many relationships which will clog up progress and prove to be obstacles. Look at Chrysoula for example. She's the wife of Flames and partially demolished a mall. If we Expand and have stuff like Solaire marrying Celvita or Gwynevere for others, possibly even Chrysoula, it takes time out of doing stuff like science and overall getting shit done. We did just spend like half an hour dealing with Chrysoula shopping for bras.

This is why I did stuff advocate for a Solaire and Gwynevere couple and letting Valkia go.

>>1060271
Three's always a party

Well, to be fair it was going to be short.

Then it went to "what the fuck is this shit"

Also, I always will advocate for MORE STORY AND CHARACTERS.

Do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

>>1060283
But isn't that an outstanding incident involving multiple crit fails?
Also your forgetting the dissonance between our time and Rens.
We can spend a day talking to a character even if we only talked for a couple hours.

Meanwhile we spend days with science and magic in quest when only a few hours have passed.

It's less they slow down Ren more slow down us

>>1060289
>Yes!
I'd ask what the worst you could do is but.
We went from shopping to pulling a heist

>>1060289
>No!
We can use this when the sun rises for something else.

>>1060291
That's still an hours worth in our time of us decision making and problem solving. Imagine if we were doing something like discussing and attempting to further our goals such as colonizing the sea.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Going to roll.

1=Yes!
2=No!

>>1060299
Yes but it has no serious impact in quest.
This is more us ignoring inter character relationships and dealings because it stops us from getting immediate rewards and feeling that immediate benefit,

Roll me a 1d20 to barbarically redeem yourself.

+3 if you can barbarically be lewd and hit on her.
+2 if you can think of fun things to do in bed with her.
+3 if you can consider how chaotic a dragon tumbling would be in the middle of a city... Just as a uh, thought.

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1060311
Just grab her.
Just pick her up.

And doing that in the middle of a city would be extremely destructive. It'd take out multiple blocks not to mention the stains.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1060311
>using a barbaric to attract an orgy
Damn wonderful this is

16+6=22

Good Success!

You grab Lorriana, and begin to haul her off like the lustful deranged barbarian you are. You take her to bed, lock the door, and lustfully hold her down... With Elizabeth coming up seductively beside you, with cute elven ears, a slim body...

Roll me a 1d20+8 to tumble.

+2 if you can think of fun things Liz and Lorriana can do together. And you, of course.

>>1060314
To be honest, I'm surprised anons haven't done that yet. At least in a different country.

Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1060324
have Lorriana shapeshift into a Human and Ren into a Dwarf. That way it's a mishmash of various humanoids. Alternatively Liz could turn into a Dwarf and Ren an Elf.

Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1060324
Y tho?
Even if liz is into public sex that'd be rude in someone else's city.

Also getting shot isn't fun

>>1060331
Eh. I meant in like a enemy country and this is 4chan after all.

16+10=26

Great Success!

You have some great sex, and tumble into the night...

After a while you wake up, with Liz in her elf form and you begin to get up, and shift to your dragon form... You give Lorriana and Elizabeth a kiss, and you pick up Lorriana and take her down with you... To work on a rocket, of course.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for working on rocket...

+3 if you can still be lewd and sexual towards Lorriana.
+2 if you can make fun of Flames.
+2 if as Elizabeth you can make fun of Gwynevere.

Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1060335
Just make out with lorriana a bit.

>Insulting gwynevere
>Shit talking the medic
Also she's nice.


Anyways I need sleep.
G'night

Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1060335
>You may as well become a milkmaid. At least then you could always be next to and get your hands on that's Greek cows udders.

Also I think all these ones are a sign. I'm right and dice God wants less sex and to get shit done.

Allowing samefagging if you can make fun of Flames and Gwynevere as Elizabeth.
Unless anons want to try and be understanding as Elizabeth.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1060349
>Look out Flames I think a certain someone might be eyeing your prized cow.
Flames is always a viable target

>>1060344
>Implying Implications

18+10=28

Good Success!

You make out quite a bit with Lorriana as you work on a rocket, which comes along smoothly...

After a bit the rocket seems able to travel higher and has more fuel storage. You also decide to get some breakfast as well...

During your breakfast, you get your hands on a rather... Interesting picture. A newspaper, with your wife in her dragon form, in the Thames River, with a rather... Oh god, that's a nicely formed ass...

The headlines seems to say "MOST POPULAR QUEEN: ELIZABETH THE THIRD?"

Huh.

You read a bit more, and it seems your wife's popularity is at an all-time high, being quite popular among the male demographics... But very unpopular among women. Huh.

You also see in a local newspaper that your son Basil apparently has made a very successful apple cider factory business, and you feel proud for him... Huh. You put the newspaper down, and see a rather shocked Elizabeth coming towards you.

"Ren?"

"What?"

"I erh... I forgot to tell you something."

"What?"

"My... Well, my father wanted to meet you when I saw him..."

Oh.

Oh shit.

Your headmates immediately go into panic mode.

Actions

>I erh... I can talk to your father, no problem...
>What does he want to talk about?
>Oh god, you don't want to talk to her father about why you turned his daughter into a dragon, etc...
>I need to go. Sorry.
>...Does he like me or not like me?
>Does he have any actual power at all?
>Hey... Do you think he'll see these newspapers? With the shots of your breasts?
>Write-In

>>1060389
>What does he want to talk about?
>Hey... Do you think he'll see these newspapers?

Maybe Solaire could take over while we meet him since he's so knightly and chivalrous. The queens father would probably like that.

Finally going to bed now. Bye

>>1060389
>What does he want to talk about?

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

"Erh... What does he want to talk about?"

"I don't know? Father things? I'm not really sure."

"Great. Wonderful."

"Hey, come on... He's... Willing to talk, I guess."

"Really?"

Elizabeth takes a seat next to you...

"Well... I mean, he wasn't really happy when I told him that you turned me into a dragon, that I've had these weird growths..."

"Oh, right... Wait, do you think he'll see the newspapers?"

"Really? What's in the-"

You hold up the newspaper, and she sees it. She sighs a bit.

"I land in the Thames River to give important speeches, and suddenly people take pictures of my ass. I'm not surprised anymore."

"Well... It's a good ass."

You slap Elizabeth ass, and she blushes a bit.

"I mean... Thank you. But I mean..."

"It's perfect. Now, how do we deal with your father?"

"I mean... Listen, can you not mutate him against his will? Or yell at him, or intimidate him, or anything like that?"

"Really?"

"Please? I don't want to find out my father had a stroke because you threatened to eat him and dangled him in your mouth."

You sigh...

Actions

>...Fine, I can do that for you Elizabeth.
>Fine, but you owe me one.
>Sure... (Lie)
>...Sorry, but I don't think I can actually do that.
>Write-in

Ignore my rolling.

>>1060534
>...Fine, I can do that for you Elizabeth.


I return from death!

Also to answer your earlier question(>>1060212), I live in the uk and have a screwed up sleep cycle. Combined with study leave which means I post at random times, I'd usually be posting as of this post for another six to eight hours.

Huh.

"Well, I can do that for you Elizabeth."

"Thanks."

She gives you a kiss on the cheek.

"Well, hopefully me and your dad can get along."

"Yeah... Oh, by the way Ren... I really did miss you."

"I know."

She gives you another kiss, and you give her yet another slap on the ass, leading to yet another blush.

"W-well. I'll erh... I'll see you later?"

"You most certainly will."

She leaves, but stops, remembering something.

"Oh, by the way... How were the kids?"

"Wonderful."

"Great. What did you do?"

"Well, Deven learned he likes cooking and setting things on fire... Aulus seems to enjoy messing around."

"Oh, great. Did you all have fun?"

"Oh yeah."

She smiles warmly, and leaves...

So of course, you finish up your breakfast and head down to work on the rocket a bit more...
Of course, that's when you run into Frankizka, who gives you a hug.

"Hey Ren. I heard that you really did cheer up Chrysoula a lot."

"Well, I did... She was really sad, you know."

"Well, yeah. So, anyways... How would you like to go out with me and Chrysoula?"

"Really?"

"Well... Chrysoula was going out, and she ended up going crazy, and I haven't seen you for a while..."

She sighs.

"...And also because Chrysoula's holding me against my will."

"What?"

"...She gave me a hug until I agreed. So uh, do you want to come too?"

"Well..."

"Ren, we haven't exactly seen each other too much... Also I really don't want to get stuck with an emotional minotaur alone. I really don't feel like having my back break."

"Aren't you into the sort of thing."

"Only in private, mind you. And with you. I'm not a degenerate who's seeking her next thrill though. Now, do you want to come and probably end up having a broken back because Chrysoula can't adjust for her strength worth a damn?"

Actions

>Well... I'm busy.
>...Having my back broken doesn't sound very fun.
>Sure. If it will cheer up Chrysoula, that will be nice.
>...Eh, the two of you can have a fun time together. I'm good.
>Sure. We haven't gone out for a while.
>Write-In

>>1060564
>Sure. We haven't gone out for a while.

"Well, sure. We haven't gone out for a while, sounds like fun."

"Thanks... Anyways, I'll see you later, alright?"

"Yeah."

You go to get dressed and take Chrysoula and Frankizka to one of the more fancy restaurants downtown... Of course, you have to go by dragonback. Since of course Chrysoula's size makes it impossible to go by car.

You shift down to your half-dragon form, and with the half-naked Chrysoula and with the finely dressed, slim and petite Frankizka, you go up to the restaurant's door, and knock.

You see an rather nice-looking yuan-ti female attendant at the front, and you go up to her...

"Hi. Table for three, please."

She looks at your party, a bit concerned. Mostly about the half-naked minotaur, and she looks down.

"Sir? I erh... I'm not sure if we have a table to really sit your party, or if we're allowed to."

"Really?"

That seems to be a polite way of saying "there's a fucking half-naked minotaur without a shirt or bra on that fits, a vampire, and a huge half-dragon."

Great. Already off to a great start.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can convince them to serve you.

+3 if you can come up for excuses about the minotauress.
+2 if you can hit on the yuan-ti attendant.
+2 if you can give convincing arguments why they should serve you and your party.
+1 if you can make fun of Flame's wife in your head.

If anons want to talk about anything with Chrysoula or Frankizka, feel free to ask.

Autosuccess if everything is done.

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1060618
I'm amazed that bras are still an issue.

Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1060618
"Sorry about the Minotaur being half naked but do you know how hard it is to get clothing in her size? She tried to get some earlier and it didn't go well.

Anyway, I would argue that we should be served as I am quite happy to pay extra and I certainly willing to take my business elsewhere assuming you refuse."


"God dammit flames, why does your wife have to be half naked! Couldn't you have reminded me to take care of her lack of clothes?"

[red]"Sorry about the Minotaur being half naked, but do you know how hard it is to get clothing in her size? She tried to get some more earlier... Just didn't go well. Anyways, I would argue we should be served as I am quite happy to pay extra and I am certainly willing to take my business elsewhere, assuming you refuse."[/red]

"Sorry, sorry. We're just not used to erh..."

[red]"I know, and it's fine."

She looks at a list, and looks up.

"Well... Will a booth be fine?"

[red]"Yes, please."[/red]

"Right, well follow me please... And please don't knock anything over."

You follow her to a booth seat, and Chrysoula squeezes in, taking up easily two seats and being a bit uncomfortable. Frankizka sits next to you, and the table isn't exactly comfortable... The waiter thinks a bit.

"I'm sorry about the discomfort... I'll see whatever I can do to make it more comfortable."

You nod...

[red]"So, Chrysoula. Bras are still an issue?"

She sighs.

"Yeah... Sorry. I erh... I guess they couldn't accommodate for my growth."

"Yeah, it's fine... Even if I feel a bit squished."

"Sorry!"

The attendant comes around with a menu and hands it to all of you.

"If you need me or anything else, just ring a bell, alright?"

[red]"I got it."[/red]

It seems most of the people in this place seems to be humans and well-to-do, but there seems to be a few werewolves and yuan-ti around.

After a bit you decide to order a large meal, and the server seems a bit concerned and thinks there will be too little room... With the salad, steaks, and wine...

You sigh and just tell her to take her time.

"Hey, thanks for going out with us Ren."

"Yeah, no problem."

"So anyways Ren, what have you been up to?" asks Frankizka...

[red]"Lots of work, you know how it is."[/red]

"Yeah... Anyways, I've been praying a lot and been in contemplation."

[red]"Really?"[/red]

"Well, I am religious, I just don't get a lot of time to pray..."

"Right, right."

"So... There's something strange, Ren."

"What?"

"Well... You know how you... Well, get along with Khorne?"

"Yeah?"

She sighs.

"Well... I'm a bit worried about there being a cult."

[red]"Really?"[/red]

"Well, I mean, I've heard the tales about rather angry half-dragons shouting blood for the blood god in the forest. Getting into bar fights... And surprisingly enough, playing sports and beating up the opposition."

[red]"Really?"[/red]

"Well... I mean, no one's died to them yet. But I mean, I get you like Khorne, but it's heres- I mean..."

She tries to think.

"I mean, well... It's a bit concerning." She says with a bit more tact.

Hm.

Actions

>Well, they just sound like sports hooligans, honestly...
>I'll see about dealing with them.
>...Were you about to say heresy?
>...At least they aren't killing anyone.
>Come on. Khornates can be pretty cool.
>Why do you know they're Khornates?
>Well, if they aren't killing or otherwise hurting people too bad, they're fine. I guess.
>Write-In

>>1060960
>Well, they just sound like sports hooligans, honestly...
>Well, if they aren't killing or otherwise hurting people too bad, they're fine. I guess.

"They just sound like sport hooligans, honestly. And if they aren't killing or otherwise hurting people, they're fine. I guess."

"Ren..." She seems a bit concerned.

"Listen, it's fine."

"Ren, It's the Ruinous Powers... You can't trust them..."

Actions

>Reassure her about Khorne?
>Come on, it's fine...
>You know... The Khornates would make a good sports team. Bringing honor to Sweden, that sort of thing.
>...I'll get concerned if they do anything horrible. They literally just sound like aggressive athletes.
>What, am I supposed to purge khornates?
>Listen, I trust Khorne. He's one of the more honest chaos gods.
>I don't trust the Ruinous Powers at all... But Khorne's bro-tier, alright?
>Write-In

>>1060997
>Write-In
"They are what they are, and what Khorne is is a sapient with a degree of morals, a sense of morals and a conscience. I respect that all you have ever seen of him is the acts of his followers but they aren't him.

He is actually quite a nice guy, it's just that the ruinous powers only ever attract social outcasts, psychopaths and other such people who will act in the way you expect.

Now if you were talking about Tenzeetch, I would agree wholeheartedly but we aren't."