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You lean back, getting comfortable on your puppet throne; honestly, it isn’t *that* uncomfortable.

Slowly, you begin to ascend- thankfully there doesn’t seem to be much in the way of wind here, so any potential hazards during your flight can be ruled out. Briefly, you imagine making such a ascent back home, but shuddering and sinking lower in your seat. Whipping winds, variable temperatures, high speeds- flight back home has a lot of variables to consider.

Your new seat *does* offer you a rather unique view of this inverted world; despite it’s odd sloping shape and impossible geometry, it’s quite beautiful- especially from on high.

Your wide smile fades into a mischievous grin. These Otsutsuki- they sealed Kaguya away for being a goddess, but proceeded to build themselves a miniature world where they can look down upon the world below… not unlike gods themselves?

People have such amazing capacity for hypocrisy, truly.


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A short time later, your throne drifts to a stop outside the large temple complex you had seen from below. Up close, you can see it’s grand stone facade, carved into the floating mountain that houses it. Interlocking arches lines the entrance, and above, a large stature of a horned man gazes outward, grim-faced and promising judgement to the masses below.

You still can’t help but smile.

An entire army of Toneri’s constructs line the pathway to entrance, all bowing deeply.

This is a showing of respect you can get used to~

Welcome, Tsuki Norihime, to the Temple of Hamura.” Toneri’s voice echos from his puppets.

“Happy to be here, I suppose- do you have the refreshments I was promised?” You retort, still sporting a coy grin.

“Er- yes, of course. Please, follow the guide inside the temple. I await you in the dining area.” He responds.

“Very good- lead the way, then.” You say, tilting your head towards a new arrival- a puppet like the others, but dressed in white, ceremonial robes.

The construct beckons you forth, and you follow it a few paces back as it leads you into the temple proper.

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You’re lead through a sprawling opening hall, decorated with spiritual ornamentation and decorations. Depictions of the horned man, who you assume to be Hamura, are nearly everywhere; accompanying them are smaller depictions of what you assume to be lesser historical events for these people, dating back across their history. Despite nearly a thousand years to themselves, this is all they left behind? The thought baffles you, especially when framed in the context of your own world’s history.

In a thousand years, warring daimyo and their vassals cut out swathes of the land that would eventually become the Great Nations; from this vessel, the Shinobi villages were born. Each daimyo can track his lineage to the origin of his family line, and there are tales upon tales from those times. In contrast, these folk seemed to be inordinately focused on one point in their past- the accomplishments of their great ancestor.


Hamura- likely Hamura Otsutsuki, one of Kaguya’s two children.


It’s not a small leap of logic to make, although it carries implications. If these moon folk are all descended from him directly, as seems likely, it’s quite the pedigree- even if you care little for their reputation, they are descended from divinity, even if that divinity was stolen.

In your thoughts, you had stopped paying direct attention to your surroundings- and you nearly run into the stopped puppet as a result. It, like it’s brothers, is now bowing, it’s arm outstretched to hold open a door.

Inside, a large window dominates the far wall- the view of the world below, and the castle floating across from the temple, is breathtaking.

“It is quite beautiful, isn’t it? I’m afraid I haven’t seen it myself since I was a young boy.” a soft voice says from across the room.

A small boy, no taller than yourself, sits at the end of a long table. The table itself is immaculately set with fine silver tableware and snow white table linens. The boy’s hair is a stark white, his delicate features obscured slightly by a dark veil. Across his collarbone are several black magatama, seemingly written into his pale flesh.

“I welcome you to my home. Thank you for taking the time to meet with me- I apologize for my earlier rudeness.” He says, rising from his chair.

You feel your face warm, slightly- he’s rather pretty, for a boy. Sakura and Ino would likely be foaming at the mouth over his looks. But where did the malleable kid from before vanish to?

>>1078767
my body is ready.

choice this thread, maybe?

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“No need to apologize- I would respond similarly to an invasion of my home.” You respond politely- omitting the the fact that you did that very thing nearly a month past.

“Yes, your home… I do have many questions for you about that place- but I forget myself. Please, take a seat; my constructs will attend to us.” Toneri says, gesturing to an empty seat at the other end of the table.

“...Yes, of course. I thank you for your gracious hospitality.” You say, slowly walking to take your seat.


As you do, Toneri claps his hands twice- a parade of puppets emerges from the entryway, bearing many entrees, snacks and, thankfully, tea.

Did he prepare all of this himself, or did the puppets? Morso, how is he controlling them he’s…

“Let me guess- You’re wondering at my ability to control these constructs with such skill despite my blindness? I suppose it would be somewhat shocking for someone from the world below- it’s the Tenseigan.” He says, pointing to the glowing orb hanging just above, fixed in the sky.

“My ancestors spent generations sealing their powers into the Tenseigan, and as a result it allows us unparalleled control over our environment. Tasks like cooking, cleaning- any other daily tasks, really- are quite simple using this power. These constructs are just facet of what it can do.” He explains.

“Really? You have absolute control over the environment? Why do you remain here, then?” You ask as the constructs set your tea down.

“There is little for me down there that I don’t have here in the temple. The powers of the Tenseigan are not limitless- we can only harness so much of it at a time. It was easier when there were many of us, but as you have seen…” He answers.

“You’re alone here.” You finish.

“Yes. I admit this freely- I am the last of the Otsutsuki. I will not bore you with our thousand year history, although it is immaculately recorded, if you wish to learn. Until you arrived, these constructs were all I had to keep me company.” He says, taking a sip of tea.

You do the same, out of courtesy- it’s dark and somewhat bitter. Not exactly to your taste, but a fine brew nonetheless.

“The last of your line… what about your mother or father? No uncles, aunts or cousins?” You ask, testing your boundaries with Toneri.

He smiles sadly.

“My mother died in childbirth- and those still living at the time of my birth were nearly all old men. Most passed before my memories truly begin, and are hard to recall. My father was the last- and he passed on to the pure lands nearly five years ago now.”

“I… see. My mother also died during my birth- and I have no siblings. My father is all the family I have left in the world, though I’ve made many friends and associates.” You admit, hoping to build a bit of rapport.

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“We are two of a kind, Tsuki- though you’ve been blessed with the good company of others. Unfortunately, these constructs make poor conversation partners.” He observes, taking another light sip.

Five years with nobody but yourself for company? It’s amazing he hasn’t gone insane…

“There aren’t any others on this moon? Even from outside your family?” You query. The focus of your mission isn’t Toneri, after all- there should be a colony of Rabbit spirits, Kaguya’s worshipers.

“There… are some. They aren’t human, however- and are dangerous. I would take the utmost caution to avoid them. I’ve spent a good portion of my free time trying to eliminate them- as my family has tried to for generations. They’ve dwindled alongside us, surely- it’s been months since I’ve seen hide nor hare of them.” He answers.

Dangerous? For someone who is the ancestral enemy to Kaguya and her followers, you suppose it’s possible- though they seemed desperate, not dangerous.

“You’ve been very forthcoming, Toneri- and you didn’t have to be. I really appreciate that.” You say, nursing your tea.

He smiles.

“Don’t praise me so highly just yet, Tsuki. I’ve answered your questions- and I have some of my own. Father took me to the world below once, as a child; through a portal that closed when he died. I haven’t been able to open it, no matter how hard I tried…. And so, I’ve sat alone in this place for five years.”

You feel the question coming before he says it- and there is a slight edge to his voice as he does.

“So, tell me- how exactly did you, a woman from the world below, make your way into my family’s realm?”

That pastebin was sad Wargle.

>>1078810
At least she died thinking of her daughter.
Alternate Tsuki is going to try to fight Itachi and die in the same way.

>>1078819

Nah. She'll succeed.

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You quickly take a sip of your tea to give yourself cover while you think of an answer.

This is bad- his entire family line was dedicated to the sealing of Kaguya; if there was anybody in the world who understand what you’ve gone through, it would be him. But at the same time- you definitely used Kaguya’s powers to get here, and will likely need to use them at least one more time to get home.

How will he react to you colluding with his family’s ancestral enemy?

Keep your composure, Tsuki....


You…

1. Tell the truth in it’s entirety.

2. Mostly tell the truth, but frame it in such a way that you’re a victim. (Partial Lie)

3. Say you aren’t sure (Lie)

4. Come up with some other reason how you got here. (Lie)

>>1078833
>1. Tell the truth in it’s entirety.
Shit, let's at least be honest about it.

>>1078833
>1. Tell the truth in it’s entirety.

>>1078833
>2. Mostly tell the truth, but frame it in such a way that you’re a victim. (Partial Lie)

>>1078833
>1. Tell the truth in it’s entirety.

>>1078833
>2. Mostly tell the truth, but frame it in such a way that you’re a victim. (Partial Lie)

>>1078833
>1. Tell the truth in it’s entirety.

>>1078833
>2. Mostly tell the truth, but frame it in such a way that you’re a victim. (Partial Lie)

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>>1078810
I never promised a happy story.

The next one will be happier, in a way. This first one sets the groundwork for it.

>>1078833
>1. Tell the truth in it’s entirety.
Might as well get this over with. I don't think there's any convincing lie that will work, since I'm almost certain he's going to want off the moon and spent WAY longer thinking about how to do it than we have.

>>1078833
>1. Tell the truth in it's entirety
No reason not to.

>>1078833
>1. Tell the truth in it’s entirety.

We are looking for a second opinion on things.

>>1078819
>the heartbreaking battle between Alt-Tsuki and Itachi as she tries to take vengeance for having her one family member taken away from her.

>Itachi's squad, Hinata, Nori, and Sasuke(or someone else, I don't know) watching from a distance as a monster of blue disintegration roars and destroys anything around it.

It'd be pretty hype at least.

>>1078833
1. Tell the truth in it’s entirety.

>>1078833
1. Tell the truth in it’s entirety.

Telling the truth.

Writing.

Also, it might be best to emphasize that we don't really know what to think of Kaguya right now and are open to further information about her; information that Toneri likely has in abundance.

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You’ve come this far- might as well be truthful about it.

“Well- It’s a really long story.” You warn.

“I don’t exactly have any appointments to keep, Tsuki. Please, go on.” He retorts, wearing a small smile.

“Alright- where to start…. My team was on assignment in a vast desert….”

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So, you tell him. You have to stop multiple times to explain various aspects of your society- the shinobi system, the way the village is structured, the nations- you even draw him a crude map.

The explanation takes several hours, touching on everything from the mission in the ruins, the Zetsu, the discovery of the Egg, the initial nightmare- up to the discussions you had with her recently. You explain yours reasons for coming, Kaguya’s request, and your bargain.

Toneri hangs on every word, his expressions changing wildly throughout. Several courses are served, and dinner proceeds this way, with you doing a majority of the talking.

“So, here I am. A world away from home, joining the descendant of a deity for dinner, served by his staff of chakra-controlled puppets.” You finish, exhaling with relief. He’s the first person you’ve told about any of this, and it’s a giant weight off of your shoulders.

Toneri, however, is quiet.

“Destroy it.” He finally says, tone flat.


“Huh? You mean the egg?” You question.

“Any line of communication with her must be destroyed. There’s no telling when she might take control of you- or use you to free herself. I’m honestly surprised she’s even allowing you to speak with me.” He clarifies.

“Well, that’s fine and all, but- without this thing, I cannot get home.” You explain.

“You could always live here, with me.” He says offhandedly. “Although I’m sure you wish to return to your friends and family. Nobody wishes for this kind of solitude.”

You’d be embarrassed- if the subtext of the conversation was less serious.

“I haven’t made any contract with her- other than coming to this moon. I went out of my way to avoid it, actually. If I must destroy it, I’ll do it once I’m home.” You declare.

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His expression softens.

“I do appreciate you being honest with me, Tsuki. If you hadn’t, I certainly wouldn’t be inclined to trust you. Logically, I should just destroy it now, using the power of the Tenseigan. My family has been guarding her remains for millennia- letting such a thing exist freely for even a minute disrespects the sacrifices my ancestors made.” He says.


“Logically, you say- how about illogically?” You say, trying to keep your cool.

You don’t want to be trapped here, no matter how cute he is. You have things to do- millennia of sacrifices or not. But if you refuse to give it over, he might use force- and you’re deep inside a place fully under his control.

Toneri steeples his fingers.

“I don’t wish to repay the respect you’ve shown me with violence. You did come to speak with me before finding the Rabbits, as well. I want to believe you’ll heed my warning, but…”


You…

1. Let him finish his thought.

2. Tell him you can take him back with you.

3. Plead.

4. Try to escape- you won’t be stuck on this moon!

>>1079087
>1. Let him finish his thought.

>>1079087
>1. Let him finish his thought.

>>1079087
>2. Tell him you can take him back with you.

>>1079087
>1. Let him finish his thought.

>>1079087
>1. Let him finish his thought.

>>1079087
>2. Tell him you can take him back with you.

>>1079087
>1. Let him finish his thought
We already know he dearly wants off the damned moon.

Best that we not be pushy and let him think things through, lest he assume us an agent of Kaguya or something.

>>1079087
>2. Tell him you can take him back with you.

>>1079087
>1. Let him finish his thought.

>>1079087

Can I vote for more than one?

>>1079087
>1. Let him finish his thought.

>>1079087
>1. Let him finish his thought.
>2. Tell him you can take him back with you.
But let him know that is a possibility.

>>1079087
4. Try to escape- you won’t be stuck on this moon!

>>1079087
>1. Let him finish his thought.

>>1079087
2. Tell him you can take him back with you.
pls

Letting moonboy finish his thought.

Writing~

wargle ded
ded like Ebisu

>>1079296
he died for our sins

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“I have no way to ensure it- and that’s the problem.”

The conversation has gotten rather tense- and you notice the presence of the puppets around you now more than ever.
“You might.” You say, trying to pique his interest.

His brow twitches, and he leans forward.

“How so?”


“Come back with me. You could always destroy it once we’ve reached my world.” You offer.

He rests his forehead in his hands.

“Maybe, maybe not. With the Tenseigan, I can guarantee that it will be destroyed- and besides, leaving this place in the hands of the rabbits is a mistake. There’s no telling what they would do with access to her remains.”

“I have no reason to believe it would be difficult to destroy- it actually seems rather fragile.” You explain.

“You haven’t tried, though- by your own admission. Why would a vessel she made for herself be so easily broken? And that still doesn’t deal with the Rabbit issue.” He retorts.

Yes, the rabbits. They seemed harmless, but from Toneri’s perspective, they are the enemy. Kaguya wants you to save them- and Toneri wants to be rid of them.

“They might die off on their own. They didn’t seem to be in good shape when I saw them last.” You remind him.

“Doubtful. Their numbers have dwindled to current levels because of the work of my family. Otherwise, they would have unlimited access to our food stores and machinery. They would replenish their society within a few generations, and essentially have won the conflict. I won’t let that happen.”


Ergh. Why is he so stubborn?!

“I- I see. Well, that certainly does leave us with few options.” You stammer.

“Indeed. I would know your thoughts, Tsuki Norihime.”

His voice is cold. He’s obviously determined what must be done- and you aren’t sure if you like it. He may be desperate to get off this rock, but he seems unwilling to forgo the burden his ancestors left him with.


You…

1. Offer to help Toneri exterminate the Rabbits.

2. Offer to bring both Him and the Rabbits through the portal (Will require a speech check, and won’t be easy.)

3. Feign agreement, then try to escape when the time is right.

4. Refuse outright, and flee.

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>>1079296
Nay, just slow and easily distracted.

>>1079304
>1. Offer to help Toneri exterminate the Rabbits.

>>1079304
>2. Offer to bring both Him and the Rabbits through the portal (Will require a speech check, and won’t be easy.)

>>1079304
>2. Offer to bring both Him and the Rabbits through the portal (Will require a speech check, and won’t be easy.)

>>1079308
>distracted
Wargle confirmed for QMing one-handed

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>>1079308

>>1079304
>1. Offer to help Toneri exterminate the Rabbits.
nnngh yesssss

>>1079304
>3. Feign agreement, then try to escape when the time is right.
He's asking us to help genocide a race fuck this guy

>>1079304
2. Offer to bring both Him and the Rabbits through the portal (Will require a speech check, and won’t be easy.)
If we fail tell him to think on it. He can supervisor for us

>>1079304
>2. Offer to bring both Him and the Rabbits through the portal
Need to at least try for the golden ending.

>>1079304
>2. Offer to bring both Him and the Rabbits through the portal (Will require a speech check, and won’t be easy.)

>>1079304
>2. Offer to bring both Him and the Rabbits through the portal (Will require a speech check, and won’t be easy.)

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>1079304
>2. Offer to bring both Him and the Rabbits through the portal (Will require a speech check, and won’t be easy.)
Rev up those fryers, it's time to roll big.

>>1079346
>Rolled 87 (1d100)
I think that probably passed lmao

>>1079304
3. Feign agreement, then try to escape when the time is right.

>>1079304
>1. Offer to help Toneri exterminate the Rabbits.

Rabbits are for eating anyway.

>>1079304
>2. Offer to bring both Him and the Rabbits through the portal (Will require a speech check, and won’t be easy.)

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>>1079346
>>1079359

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>>1079346
Don't waste the good rolls, anon.

>>1079324
>>1079322

I see how it is. You haven't even made any offerings for such a thing to happen.

shouldn't someone else roll some more? I'd do so but my dice are cursed

>>1079394
We wait until he calls for rolls.

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>>1079384

>>1079394
Not before it's decided.
We make the decisions first, then roll if we have to.

>>1079394
Wait till he calls it, maybe my luck seduction rolling will happen

>>1079304
>1. Offer to help Toneri exterminate the Rabbits.

>>1079304
2. Offer to bring both Him and the Rabbits through the portal (Will require a speech check, and won’t be easy.)

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>>1079399
http://imgur.com/a/BeouM

>>1079414
>Only one Konan lewd
>No Temari
>No Fuu
Shit album mate

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>>1079384

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>>1079420
Konan doesn't really have a lot of good ones

I don't think I've ever seen a good Fuu lewd

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Offering to bring both Toneri and the Rabbits through to your world.

Pray to the dice gods, and rev up those sacrifices.

Don't forget your +10 speech bonus, either.

Roll'em. 1d100, first three.

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>>1079384
>>1079426
Not exactly lewd, but hey

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Rolled 34 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1079427

Rolled 61 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1079427
Luck don't fail me now

Rolled 24 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1079427

Rolling

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>1079427

Rolled 56 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1079427
Do it for bunny tsuki

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>>1079422
What have you done...

Yikes

>>1079427

>>1079432
not godawful but might not be enough

>>1079430
>>1079432
>>1079434
Welp get ready to get raped by a thousand puppets forever without end

>>1079435
Thanks for being late buddy boi

Rolled 51 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1079427
Fucked it up but I uust want to see what I'll get.

>>1079453
>Welp get ready to get raped by a thousand puppets forever without end

I didn't vote for an unlikely compromise, so don't blame me.

>>1079432
You better pray that this will make him pause long enough in consideration so you can explain better to get another roll

>>1079453
Thats unlikely he'll probably just use us as a brood mother to revive his race

>>1079447
Maybe not right now but maybe later?

>>1079304
>2. Offer to bring both Him and the Rabbits through the portal (Will require a speech check, and won’t be easy.)

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>>1079427

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DC was 90.

Failure.

Writing~

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>>1079487
>Failure.

>>1079483
Delicious Yuri.

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>>1079483
Wew there.

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>>1079483
Jesus

>>1079483
>A Tsuki honed by taijustsu
The rarest Tsuki of all

>>1079492
Nyet.

>>1079502
We have to vote for more Tajutsu for more fit tsukis?

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>>1079483
nice edit

can you do a version with Ino and Sakura left in?

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>>1079520

>>1079534
bueno

gracias

Hey no worries guys, I mean WE'RE JUST TRAPPED ON THE MOON!

But no really I wanna' get Toneri back with us so he isn't a lonely fuck.

Meh im sure it'll be fine, we can just make speeches and cry while punching toneri and then we'll be friends. I mean this IS naruto...

>>1079603
I hope we'll get another shot, like take a different approach or something, I mean instantaneously convinceing him should be hard.

>>1079620
We're not trapped. 4 beasts or moon lady would free us... at a cost.

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“I could always bring you both to the other world- That way you are free from your burdens, and they cannot do anything to Kaguya's remains.” You offer.

“A tempting thought- but I wouldn’t trust those creature to run loose on the world below. We gave them so many chances, Tsuki- all they needed to do was stop worshiping her. To acknowledge her for what she was, and live in peace with us. Instead, they stubbornly stuck to their ways- and the words of their matriarch.” He explains.


“So… that’s a no?” You pout.

“I don’t think it’s a good idea. No need to take such risks when we could simply be rid of them. Without them here, I would be happy to travel to the world below.” He offers.

He’s not so easily convinced, then. A shame- you had wanted to both save him and honor your agreement with Kaguya- although having him around if you continued to associate with her might be problematic in it’s own right….

“I don’t mean to rush you, Tsuki- but I would have your answer. I would greatly enjoy a tour of the surface world- especially if you were to join me. Your aura is unique- different from any I’ve ever experienced before. There are others I would like to see on the surface as well… To be frank, I yearn for it. But my duty must come first- it must.” He says, reassuring himself.


Feh- his adherence to tradition and ancient pacts certainly isn’t something you can empathize with; though, he is doing it for his family. He’s had it rough- and now you offer him a route to freedom, with only one little roadblock.

But, is it worth it? The rabbits had seemed so easygoing and peaceful- some may be zealots, sure- but does that mean they deserve to perish for being the losers of the conflict? You know what Danzo would say- you know what Father would say- and you know what Kagoto Aburame would say.


But are they right?

You can see Hinata, Nori and Itachi’s opinions just as easily- there’s no way they would let that happen.

But none of those people are here now; just you and Toneri.


What is your answer?

1. Double down on the first answer- you’ll make it work!

2. Try to establish dominance over him. That malleable little boy must be in there somewhere!

3. Agree to wipe out the rabbits.

4. Feign agreement, then flee later.

5. Refuse outright, and flee.

>>1079634
>3. Agree to wipe out the rabbits.

>>1079634

1. Double down on the first answer- you’ll make it work!

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>>1079620
Cute.

>>1079634
>1. Double down
With us showing him how strong we are and capable of handling a few of the rabbits. We're still just a Chunin and there are way stronger people than us down there, the rabbits wouldn't stand a chance.

>>1079634
>1. Double down on the first answer- you’ll make it work!

>>1079634
>4. Feign agreement, then flee later.
Fuck Tony Kaguya and the Rabbits have been good to us

>>1079634
>1. Double down on the first answer- you’ll make it work!
I think we can do this
The rabbits aren't evil, they just want peace. Tonrei isn't bad, but he's been living in a mausoleum his entire life, to a civilization so long dead that there's basically no trace of them on earth against an enemy who really may not be that bad.

We're Tsuki Norihime, we can fix this dumb bullshit!

>>1079634
4. Feign agreement, then flee later.

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>>1079634

3. Agree to wipe out the rabbits.

he probably hasn't seen a set of tits in over a millennia

seduction?

>>1079634
>4. Feign agreement, then flee later.

>>1079634
>1. Double down on the first answer- you’ll make it work!

>>1079666
N-nice try Satan, you can't fool us!

>>1079634
>1. Double down on the first answer- you’ll make it work!

Or 4.

I really don't think Tsuki would just go: Okay! Let's commit Genocide!

>>1079634
>3. Agree to wipe out the rabbits.

>>1079634
1. Double down on the first answer- you’ll make it work!
If you stay here it all ends when you die and the rabbits win anyway. Think about it. Either act now and you'll be around to aid and judge. Or not do this, when you die they get in anyways

>>1079671
Not unless it was those dirty Mist faggots, or the eye niggers

>>1079683
B-but Itach is an eye nigger!

>>1079688
He's one of the few good ones.

>>1079688
I know

>>1079634
I know we're going to regret this, but...
>Double or nothing

>>1079696
We can promise to hold his hand afterwards.

>>1079634
>1. Double down on the first answer- you’ll make it work!

>>1079705
Nigger what!?

>>1079705
Yes, hold his hand while we say this. Say how we'd love to have him over.

>>1079707
Jesus, how did i not see the new thread until now, i refresh the catalogue like every 8 minutes

>>1079705
>holding hands with someone we just met
Tsuki isn't that kind of girl, you /d/eviant.

>>1079711
Yes! Put on that charm.

Can't.. this guy puppet.. other people if he wants to?

>>1079634
>1. Double down on the first answer- you’ll make it work!

>>1079705

If he's an ancestor of the Hyuugas, he might have the big dick gene.

>>1079715
I mean she did kissu Gaara

>>1079721
We've found the Hyuga progenitor...we can get the byuakugan without a Hyuga.. Brilliant.

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>>1079715

>>1079634
>1. Double down on the first answer- you’ll make it work!

>>1079634
>1. Double down on the first answer- you’ll make it work!

Good morning, seems that we're in an interesting spot.

>>1079730
Ttuski no! She's too young

>3. Agree to wipe out the rabbits.

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My, my...

Doubling down.

Pray to those gods for real this time, boys.

You're gonna need it.

I'll call for the roll momentarily.

>>1079634
>4. Feign agreement, then flee later.

Hey guys, what if we could ensure the rabbits didn't get up to dangerous mischief on earth by forming a contract with them?

>>1079746

Anons really need to realize that they can't always have the best of both worlds.

>>1079749
What makes you think a single contract will stop them?

>>1079750
We've got about a 49% chance by my calculations, assuming the same dc.

Better pray.

>>1079761

I'd rather just help him kill the wabbits.

>>1079772
Between him and the rabbits, I'd rather choose the rabbits. He isn't a summon.

>>1079784
Well he could provide some nice heirs for the Norihime.

>>1079784
But he has a dick so he's better.
cock > fluff

>>1079784
He would be a top tier husbando though.

somebody shoop an Elmer Fudd hat on Tsuki

>>1079784
>He isn't a summon.

So? He's a person.

>>1079796
For genes sure, probably not for personality.

>>1079796
Provided we mold him sure.

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Alright, let's see those rolls.

Make 'em good.

1d100, first three.

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Rolled 51 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1079816
Save us dosh gods

>>1079761
I like those odds

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>1079816

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>1079816

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>1079816

Rolled 9 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1079816

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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1079816

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>1079816

>>1079820

Ha!

>>1079796
We don't need top tier husbando when we've got best waifu.

>>1079817
>>1079820
>>1079821
We tried.
God we suck.

>>1079806
Doesn't seem like a bad guy to be honest.

>>1079830
I mean if you count only +10s we still have one roll left

>>1079830

Could have just agreed to kill the wabbits.

But no.

Had to be greedy.

>>1079839
Really? just for lols, anyone want to try?

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>>1079820
Well, we tried.

>>1079843
Well excuuuuuuuuse me for wanting to save someone from the horribleness that is being alone.

>>1079843
Why would Tsuki want to kill the rabbits?

Rolled 67 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1079816

>>1079829
Exactly. We have money.

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>>1079852
for a stew?

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Rolled 67 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1079816

>>1079850
>>1079852

Diplomancers a shit.

>>1079834
>Not knowing he's cray cray
>Not seeing the progressively more cray cary pics from wargle

>>1079843
>Could have just committed genocide on rabbits who asked for our help.

>>1079861
>Could have just committed genocide on rabbits who asked for our help.

Yes.

>>1079861
>Not seeing the progressively more cray cary pics from wargle

Because of the bad decisions anons are making.

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Welp.

Writing.

Might want to come to a consensus while I do so.

>>1079853
>>1079859
Ok dice, we get it. Tsuki clearly wasn't meant to succeed this roll.

Owell, maybe we'll get a nat 100 if we have to fight/escape him.

>>1079866
Him being a psycho is not because anons dont want to be murder hobos.

He's the murder hobo.

>>1079867
Fine fuck it, we're knocking his ass out and bringing him back with us by force.

Don't even argue, you know we'll nail that roll.

Take the rabbits and run if worst comes to worst.

>>1079875
>Him being a psycho

There have been no signs of that at all.

>>1079882
>Don't even argue, you know we'll nail that roll.

Like we'd nail the diplomacy rolls we just failed? Twice?

>>1079886

Take 'em out back and kill 'em like Lenny.

>>1079886
>Risking Tsuki's life for a bunch of fur balls
lol

>>1079891
Because we got blinded by the D.

>>1079886

See >>1079892

They aren't worth dying over.

We should convince him to go down with us, to get help with rabbits extermination and then slit his throat.

>>1079898
Tsuki is not for Genocide

kick him in the dick

If we have to choose, I say stand by our earlier word and help the rabbits. We aren't a word-breaker yet, and we can still do this without becoming one.

>>1079906
Neither is Tsuki for dying. Someone else has to take that that toll.

>>1079901

That's not psychopathic at all.

/sarcasm

>>1079911
...Goddammit fine.

I just really wanted to save his ass.

>>1079911
>We aren't a word-breaker yet,

But we are though.

At this point it's either save one, or do something stupid and probably get killed. By either of them.

We tried to do both, but sometimes it doesn't work out.

Y'all are acting like this is a do or die thing. We got greedy and it didn't pan out. Just go get the rabbits like we said and leave.

>>1079927
>We tried to do both,

Which was super stupid.

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>>1079901
Great plan, Anon. I'm sure he won't see human treachery from a mile away.

>>1079930
>Just go get the rabbits like we said and leave.

Or, just say no to the rabbits and help him out instead.

He knows more about them than we do.

>>1079932
If it worked it would of been the best option

>>1079930
Is it really that simple? You'd let this guy die here alone? For his convictions that he inherited from his family that he had no agency over?

He's not a badguy by any means

We should have ran away.

>>1079944
At this point, somebody's going to either die or be stuck on the moon, no matter what we do.

>>1079944
>no agency
>Literally given the chance to pack up and leave
>Says no gotta murder.

>>1079943
>If it worked it would of been the best option

But it didn't.

>>1079947

Should have agreed to killiing the wabbits.

>>1079949

So why not kill the creepy bunny beasts and help out this fellow human in need?

>>1079949
The bunnies should come and then maybe Toneri will want to visit.

>>1079944
Hey, we tried, but we failed. so in the end, we gotta make do with not getting the option objective done (getting Toneri as well), and go with our original primary goal, which was to save the rabbits.

>>1079954
Read, I said he had no agency to control the beliefs that were shoved down his throat.

>>1079944
This probably won't be the last we see of this dude.

>>1079960
>>1079959
>>1079967

Or just kill the rabbits and save a fellow human.

>>1079964
That doesn't absolve him. He wants to exterminate a species because his daddy said so.

>It's not his fault he wants to murder the infidels, would you doom him to die because of it.

>>1079970
>HUMAN GUYS ITS A HUMAN!
So is orochimaru. So are the members of akatsuki

>>1079955
>>1079970
>human
I doubt moon boy is entirely human

>>1079867
Just got in, and the talk with Toneri were not a neat series of dialogue choices like with the head of the Aburame, but based on fickle dice rolls. Slightly triggered you left it to RNG.

>>1079970
Save the one like us? Or save the many?

Sadly philosophy is lost in quests, it becomes a popularity contest instead, with a lot of shitflinging included.

>>1079975
>So is orochimaru. So are the members of akatsuki

Yeah. Better than creepy animals.

>>1079976

Neither are we.

>>1079975
He wants to exterminate them because they're a threat.

>>1079977
My guess is because he won't listen to reason.

>>1079984

The one like us. 'Cause he's like us.

>>1079987
Yeah what with their deadly ears and stubby tails.
>HE WAS HOPPING RIGHT AT ME!

>>1079993
While at face value they're similar, they're extremely different. One lived in total isolation on the moon. The boy an't right.

>>1079997
These are anthropomorphized rabbits, they're a clan of ninjas dude

>>1079997
>One lived in total isolation on the moon.

Ain't his fault. Plus, he can learn to be better.

Rabbits are just shit cats.

>>1079997
No, they want to unleash the planet eater that is their demon goddess.

>>1080004
I don't recall them being anthro, an i recently reread the archives

>>1080009
The rabbits can be taken from something that isn't a hellscape and given a chance as well. They can learn as well.

Fault has nothing to do with it. It happened. He's very likely deranged.

>>1080018
We've yet to speak with her about that and murdering her followers would make that conversation more than dicey.

>>1080031
>He's very likely deranged.

The rabbits very likely are as well.

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“W-well, hold on! The way it was explained to me, we could bind the rabbits to a contract- they wouldn’t be able to act without our influence!” You say, desperately trying to convince him.

“Tsuki… why are you so worried about them? They aren’t even human- and they worship a deity solely focused on her own personal power that nearly killed our ancestors. You said you were a shinobi, a warrior to protect her people. These creatures pose a threat as real as any other, I assure you… is the deal you made with Kaguya holding you back? You really shouldn’t worry about it- she certainly wouldn’t if the situations were reversed.” He chastises.

“I-I just wouldn’t feel right killing them all- I just wanted to broker a peace between the two of you.” You say, trying to keep yourself in his good graces.


“An honorable goal, if misguided. I’m sorry to press this choice upon you, Tsuki. To an outsider, I’m sure this all seems like madness… but in the same vein, to me, your wars on the world below are similar. Squabbling over land? Rights of rulership? Petty squabbling over the contrivances of man. Lord Hamura warned against such things- but he believed his brother Hagoromo would lead the world beneath into a golden age. It seems he may have been a little too optimistic.” Toneri says, standing from his seat.

“Please, take the night to rest. If you decide to aid me, I would welcome your company. If not- I understand. I will take matters into my own hands, so you need not bloody them. I do want to go with you to the world below, Tsuki. I feel like your people would benefit from Lord Hamura’s teachings… and I would surely learn much more of the wider world.”

He gestures to the hall you entered from- farther down, you can hear a door open.
“I’ve taken the liberty of having the constructs prepare you a room. It wouldn’t do to have a guest stay in the cold during the night cycle- please, make yourself at home.”

He’s not being forceful at all…. This isn’t what you expected. If he would just listen…!

“Tsuki? Are you well?” Toneri asks, his inflection carrying a concerned tone.


You…

1. Accept his offer and stay the night.

2. Refuse, saying you’ll camp elsewhere.

>>1080031
>He's very likely deranged.
If he is then Kaguya is even crazier.
>>1080037
>1. Accept his offer and stay the night.

>>1080029
Wargle has literally told me this anon

>>1080037
>1. Accept his offer and stay the night.

>>1080037
>1. Accept his offer and stay the night.

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>>1079993

>>1080044

Proof?

>>1080037
>1. Accept his offer and stay the night.
Yeah and now with his words I'm not so sure he should be brought down to earth.

>>1080037
>2. Refuse, saying you’ll camp elsewhere.

>>1080037
>1. Accept his offer and stay the night.
that bed better have a high thread count

>>1080044
and my uncle works for Nintendo

>>1080037
>2. Refuse, saying you’ll camp elsewhere.

>>1080050
>>1080061
You can't be serious, how new are you two?

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>>1079977
>>1079990

This anon has the right of it. Toneri and the rabbits are entirely optional- and simply letting you get both by selecting the correct dialogue options would be silly. In this instance, you are dealing with mortal enemies spanning generations- there are limits to regular diplomancing. The dice simulating Toneri's response is more realistic than just handing you the correct path.

Opinions, though. This is a sidequest.

>>1080037
>1. Accept his offer and stay the night.

>>1080037
>1. Accept his offer and stay the night.
He's surprisingly understanding about all this, but it seems that he's not going to be budged.

Let's accept his offer and mull over what we'll do. If he tries anything while we're there, we'll have casus belli to flee him and help the rabbits.

>>1080068

Provide proof.

>>1080037
>2. Refuse, saying you’ll camp elsewhere.
>I feel like your people would benefit from Lord Hamura’s teachings…
Oh boy, if this is anything like the movies... welp. GG world.

>>1080037
>1. Accept his offer and stay the night.

>>1080079
>if this is anything like the movies

This is a quest. Naruto canon, especially the movies, aren't necessarily true here.

>>1080068
I've been with this quest since the joint mission with Team Guy, how new are you?

>>1080069
>Cannot be reasoned with
>I fuckkin knew it!
Granted I'm sure the rabbits are just as hard headed.
>>1080073
Exactly my thoughts. I'm hoping he doesn't try anything. I read his wiki page and I'm not so sure he won't just decide to keep Tsuki and puppet her about.

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>>1080068
>asking for proof of claims is newfaggotry

>>1080037
>1. Accept his offer and stay the night.

>>1080086
Oh yeah! Well I've been here since Tsuki was made! The first thread was rough I thought this would fail and left for 2-3 threads. Saw it was still alive and came back.

>>1080037
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>>1080078
>>1080061
>>1080050

The rabbits, like many other animal spirits in Naruto, are varying levels of anthropomorphic, depending on age and power. I've used semi-anthro bunnies in the past to represent them.

>>1080086

I've been here since thread #3 or #4.

Also, this >>1080091

(I do realize that you're the anon agreeing with me. Just adding in my 2 cents there)

>>1080037
>2. Refuse, saying you’ll camp elsewhere.
Never sleep in a rulers home when you just told him you don't want to kill his enemies

>>1080078
boop>>1080099

>>1080110

I have eyes, thank you.

>>1080110
To be fair that doesn't say: "I specifically took an anon aside and said: The bunnies are people rabbits!"

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>>1080095
I feel like I've improved a lot since that first impromptu thread. First quest and all that- although maybe I'm still just coasting along?

Counting the votes now.

>>1080120
Yeah you're good dude. I prefer you to Mini. I'd say you're on your way to Gobble tier. But hopefully without a waifu/husbando war.

First thread was awful but you actually made it work and things have only gotten better.

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>>1080117