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>>1100688
>[ ] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
>Bring Willie and Naka

>>1100688
>[ ] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
>[ ] Want to bring a shipgirl? Is there a shipgirl who refuses NOT to witness this moment? Write-in.
Bring Willie. She'll attract all the spitballs and knives sent your way when you step in.

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>>1100688
>[ ] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
Why is this even a question

Also

>[ ] Bring Arizona
Because might kill us if we don't

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>>1100688
>[ ] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
>Staff ends up being more shipgirls

>>1100688
>[ ] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.

>>1100688

[x] THIS IS A SNEAKING MISSION, SNAK

>>1100688

[Z] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.

[X] Want to bring a shipgirl? Is there a shipgirl who refuses NOT to witness this moment? Write-in.

HORNET, GET HORNET. HORNET WILL NOW HOW TO TERRORIZE THEM.

>>1100688
>[X] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
>Bring Willie

[x] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
[x] Willie and Naka
Holy shit it's actually up. I wasn't expecting this before next December.

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>>1100688
[ ] Walk right through the front doors. In the words of a great man, you don't need no appointment. This is an *emergency.*

[ ] Want to bring a shipgirl? Is there a shipgirl who refuses NOT to witness this moment? Write-in.
Shoukaku or Higgins.

>>1100688
>[X ] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.

>Bring Naka

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>>1100688
>[x] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
>[x] Willie. She likes donuts and is also an effective wildcard should things go wrong.
>[x] Naka. She is your secretary and has has probably already formed a secret cabal with your staff anyways.

>>1100688
[x] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.

[x] Want to bring a shipgirl? > Willie

>>1100688
>[X] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
>Willie and Arazona

>>1100688
>[ ] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.

Also
>[ ] Bring Arizona

>>1100688
>[ ] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.

Donuts heal all wounds.

Bring Arizona,

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>>1100688
Hey.

HEY.

GO FUCK YOURSELF I'M FINE.

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>>1100753
Murder loli inferior. Cuplord of the Round Table superior.

>>1100765

>You
>Fine mentally

yeah, good fucking joke

>An admiral with nothing to do
LIES.
[ ] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
Bring Arizona.

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>>1100688
>Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.

>Want to bring a shipgirl? Is there a shipgirl who refuses NOT to witness this moment? Write-in.
Tenryuu. Wow them with your swordfighting prowess.

>>1100688
>[ ] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
and
>[ ] Want to bring a shipgirl? Is there a shipgirl who refuses NOT to witness this moment? Write-in.
Willie, Arizona, and Aoba.

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>>1100765

>>1100755
Changing my shipgirl vote to Willie and Naka

[X] Donuts
[X] Willie and Naka

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>>1100765
>>1100782
>mfw I realize we're all floating up shit creek together and now we're just arguing over who dropped the fucking paddle

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>>1100688
[x] THIS IS A SNEAKING MISSION, SNAKE
[x] Kaga

>>1100804

You two might be floating up shit creek.

I'm a fucking raider. I been in this bitch since the headwaters.

>>1100736
>Higgins
I don't think we can fit a Burke inside the office brah
Higgins ain't a shipwoman (yet) brah

>>1100806

SHE'S FAS-

wait she only made 27 knots

>>1100688
[x] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
[x] Arizona. She likes donuts and is also reliable sif things go wrong.
[x] Naka. She is your secretary and has has probably already formed a secret cabal with your staff anyways.

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>>1100804
>>1100811
There was no paddle to begin with

>>1100811
Naka and Settle ran you over as you tried to crawl back upstream to get out?

>>1100688
>>1100753
>[x] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
>[x] Willie. She likes donuts and is also an effective wildcard should things go wrong.
>[x] Naka. She is your secretary and has has probably already formed a secret cabal with your staff anyways.

>>1100826

Pretty fucking much. Wasn't my fucking idea to be on a Burke when this all popped the fuck off, ya know?

>>1100688
>[x] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
>>BONUS
>[x] Shokaku

I feel like pissing against the tide

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Fuck >>1100782
YOU
with
>>1100804
YOU

USING yourSELF AS A CONDOM

IN A GREAT BIG ROWBOAT MADE OF FUCKING STARS AND BARS AND STRAPS AND JAPS

FUCK YOU IN A CANOE

FUCK YOU AT SEA, FUCK YOU BY AIR, AND THE CORGIS CAN COME ALONG AND WATCH TOO, WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU GETS THE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER CAN BE CAPTAIN FOR A DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

wain im gonig to fucnkg kill ypu

>>1100688
>[ X ] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
>[ X ] Essex
Because every time we take our eyes off of her she does something insane that we could have stopped. As we've seen earlier, telling her to fucking stop it should work if anything comes up.

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>>1100811
>I LOVE HOW THIS SUCKS
>I WISH THIS WOULD SUCK MORE
>I WISH I HAD A SNORKEL SO I COULD BRINGBRING CRASH DIVE INTO THIS SUCK

k

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>>1100812
Yet. It's only a matter of time before she wants to MAKE THEM WHOLE AGAIN by snusnu.

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>>1100688
>[x] THIS IS A SNEAKING MISSION, SNAKE
i reckon we can't actually sneak up on them conventionally, you could hear our 'boss approaching' signature with your fingers in your ears, and they'd stow all the interesting stuff as soon as they heard the clicking cane and the scowl so long-held it makes our face creak.
but we could start a shipstorm as a distraction.

>>1100831
But you weren't on the Burke. You were on a RHIB when the shit hit the fan.

>>1100816
I want Kaga to suffer the terror that is Dadmiral Settle, the lamest geek in the Navy.

>>1100838
You can probably get both at once at this point.

>>1100688

[x] DONUTS YOU SHITTY ADMIRAL

[x] BRING ARI. She will kill us even though she's our bodyguard when we aren't being a gay sailor with Hamp.

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>>1100688
Also
https://twitter.com/planefag
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Kant-O-Celle%20Quest
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kant-o-celle-quest-a-kantai-collection-game-transcribed-from-4chan.345865/
>>1100837
Something on your mind?

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SISTER SARA WHEN

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>>1100837
Someone restrain that aidoru before she starts singing Kaga Misaki while drunk

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>>1100840

>>1100858
You have your twitter wank and romance au fixfic for that though

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>>1100860
BOURBON

WAIN WANTED TO 'TESTE ABYSMAL PHYSIOLOGY' BY GETTING ME FUCKING PLASTERED

GUESS WAHT

IT FUCNKG WORKED

>>1100688
>[ ] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.
>[ ] Want to bring a shipgirl? Is there a shipgirl who refuses NOT to witness this moment? Write-in.
Sammy, because the reaction of having donuts delivered to them by an admiral and a DE who both are possibly (probably) batshit insane would be hilarious to see.

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>>1100765

>I'm fine!

I can smell the bullshit all the way from America.

You aren't fooling anyone.

>>1100837

Hey! You found the capslock key! Good going.

>>1100840

Fuck I shoulda died in the desert.

Wait maybe I did and this is Hel. shitfuck.

>>1100854

listen here you pedantic little fuck.

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>>1100837
>Swallow it
>FUCK YOU AT SEA, FUCK YOU BY AIR

somewhere there's a blues song in this about a Bollio bint that tried to sell her soul at the Crossroads to get a clue but not even that worked

pardon lemme get some cold beer to drink out of the bottle

[X] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.

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>>1100883
I CAPS LOCK

YOU LAPS COCK

STOP FUCKING GROWLER BOTTLES THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY MEAN BY 'JARHEAD'

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>>1100879
Sounds like legitimate science to me, yep.
The real question is how the hangover's gonna be.

I will be posting boatpics later, kinda busy now.

>>1100879
Did he at least spring for the good stuff, or did he just give you some Jim Beam?

>>1100858
Is it really fair to subject him to that, though?

>>1100891
>radical larry.jpg

>>1100688
>[X] Donuts. Enough donuts will paper over any first meet and greet.

>[X] Want to bring a shipgirl? Is there a shipgirl who refuses NOT to witness this moment? Write-in.
Arizona

Slice of life is GO
>Select all images with Boats
Captcha is sentient and no one can prove otherwise

>>1100837
OK, either Naka is a mean drunk, or Harder got his hands on her computer.

>>1100891

How fucking original. Yamato insults me better than that, fuck.

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>>1069173
>>1069185
>>1069207
>>1069219
>>1069234
>>1069242
Started assembly of my own Akagi model. Gave her an armored flight deck (hence the black). Tried to cheap out of having to paint a white line down the middle, used Frogger tape to protect the rest of the flight deck from the spraypaint... it didn't work as expected.
>>1100864
Nah, let her. Kaga will handle the issue.

>>1100688
>[X] THIS IS A SNEAKING MISSION, SNAKE
>[X] Want to bring a shipgirl? Is there a shipgirl who refuses NOT to witness this moment? Write-in.
Naka ALL the Naka... Maybe Arizona too

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>>1100891

>THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY 'JARHEAD'

You seem to forget that your talking to a Marine.

>>1100879
Oh boy. Hey, if he tries anything that only Harder should, feel free to break his arm off and sodomize him with it, OK?

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>>1100863
Soon, I suppose. Whenever PF wants a carrier with an entire country's air force as an embarked air wing to perform a DYNAMIC ENTRY.

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>>1100934
I think she's fine on that front

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>>1100901
Howteh fuck should I know

I am fcuking BLNID

>>1100934
chug smucklefuck said it was for science

then he's all "you need to relax"

and fuck harder, he jst thouhtgt itd be funy

yes you translator fuckboy im talking to you jst type the fckgn words i te;l you HELLO THIS IS NAKA I INHALE PENIS SINCERELY THE IMPERIAL JAPANESE NAVY

>>1100921
insults tend to hurt more from the ones you love, shitfuck

that's why I'm invicnible

>>1100889
hey

hey

have you considered

fuck you

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>>1100945
Your space carrier is bad and you should feel bad tovarisch

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>>1100951
You know those stories about the Army and the Navy guys who walk into Marine bars with jars on their head?
Ya oughta try it someday.

>>1100891
>>1100894

Well, if for some reason Naka suddenly miraculously lucky, She might just gets the drunk part. Abyssal-Naka gets the hangover and puking.

If it does work that way, she might want to start scarfing down haribo sugarfrees by the pound to give her abyssal counterpart a real bad time.

>>1100951

I said more effectively.

More than not at all still ain't much.

>>1100945

>that pic

I remeber that there was a good fanfic about a frigate being thrown in KanColle, but it seems to have just disappeared off the face of the interwebs.

Sad times. It was one of the few good written ones.

>>1100806
Not even all the shimakaze boilers in the world (in other words four) will let Kaga reach Fastest speed.

>>1100951
>insults tend to hurt more from the ones you love, shitfuck
>that's why I'm invicnible
Poor Harder

>>1100905
You mean, "Is it really fair to subject her to that, though?"
Of course it's not, but you have a prime chance for revenge here. Use it.

VOTES CALLED

BRB SETTLE'S STEALING MY BEER

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>>1100971
MOTTO OF YOUR SEX LIFE

SEMPER FUCK YOURSELF

>>1100972
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/for-earth-and-her-colonies-kc-halo.372292/

I think this is it.

>>1100951
Well did it least taste like good bourbon, or shit bourbon?

>>1100951
...hey, Harder? Blowjob jokes aren't as effective when you're making them about women. (Or gay/bi men, for that matter.) You'll have to try harder.

Or maybe calm her with a bit of your own mouth work...

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>>1100922
Kaga will keep them in line

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Also, here's a better space carrier, Anons. Athen Class Light Carrier.

>>1101016
Oooof, straight to the hangar deck

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>>1100990

CRAWLING

ON THE EDGE

OF MY SKIN

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>>1100993
I cough on baby back bitch whiskey and my sense of taste is all fucked up from spooping out, I have no assfucking idea

>>1100978
He knows where he stands/sits/lies there and cries softly when it's bolillotime

>>1100997
WOOP WOOP PLEASE GAG ON MY ELEVENTH INCH, SS-257 OUT

>>1100990
oooh how clever. I am undone by your fucking wit.

This is boring I'm gonna go play DOOM or something. Assuming one of those destroyers or Yamato isn't bogarting the fuck outta my rig.

>>1101029
Too late, Max and Lebe found a copy of The Anarchist Cookbook online!

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Just picked this up today, what can I expect?

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>>1101029
>Assuming one of those destroyers or Yamato isn't bogarting the fuck outta my rig.

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>>1101029

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>>1100883
>listen here you pedantic little fuck
I listen.
>>1100948
Hey, did we ever follow up on counter-Yak operations? Because we should do that.
>>1100955
>space carrier
>eez a frigate
>not even any space for hauling shit around, its just a gun with engines and a bridge
>>1100972
>I remeber that there was a good fanfic about a frigate being thrown in KanColle, but it seems to have just disappeared off the face of the interwebs.
LINK FOR YOU
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11782965/1/For-Earth-and-Her-Colonies

Also, wrong class. Harvest was a Stalwart L-FFG, aka not as powerful as a Paris H-FFG, and not as capable of hauling Marines and vehicles around as a Charon L-FFG.
>>1101022
not canonical
though I wish it was
defi better than 343i's shit Poseidon design

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>>1101043

a wholly insufficient, but very heartfelt apology

i am sorry

I am so sorry

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>>1101027
>He knows where he stands/sits/lies there and cries softly when it's bolillotime
So you're aiming for the harem route where Harder and Settle spit-roast you then? Good to know!

Also? Hot!

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>>1101026
>>1101029
go fuck yourself with the elf on the shelf

>>1101040

More like "Found a copy of DOOM and decided that something about chainsawing the fuck out of demons appealed to them" I swear to every fucking god there is all these girls are more fucked up than anyone wants to admit cos they're cute.

>>1101056
There was a vote as to delegating people to deal with it in a way that made planefag giggle, so take that as you will

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>>1101056
My apologies. They make them seem so similar that I tend to have a hard time differentiating from the three.

Thanks for the link though.

>>1101027
>WOOP WOOP PLEASE GAG ON MY ELEVENTH CENTIMETER, SS-257 OUT
Fixed that typo for you, Harder.

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>>1101069
Chainsaws help relieve stress, yaknow.

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>>1101025
>>1101016
WELL DONE, OUR BELOVED KAGA-SAN!

>>1101029
YA BETTER BE PLAYING ON NIGHTMARE OR HARDER, NERD.
NONE OF THIS CASUAL BULLSHIT. ONLY USS HARDER PLAYS ON EASY MODO.

>>1101029
Dude you said this Might be Hell, But i know of a Much worse place, Twentynine palms

>>1101090

Harder's fucking scrub-trash tier at everything he fucking plays. Fuck, Willie has a better fucking K:D in CoD than he does.

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Anyway, enough with the spaceship shit. Because it's not the Abyssals-in-SPACE thread. Otherwise I would continue shitposting. But fuck it I respect PF.

Anyway... Re-class when?
>>1101072
Covert warfare? Yak fuckers start disappearing from the streets? Called shots on their families, non-lethal but still threatening?

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Starting off simple. Yamato turret assembly with Tiger and squishy McCrewmember for scale.

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>>1101097
I think I have a better K/D in CoD than he does

>>1101085
Compromise? 25.7 cm?

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>>1101097
Let's be real here.
Harder may be forged in steel, but his ELO is made of Wood V.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd jump from his ego to his elo and it would be a nice long fall, with plenty of time to reflect on my life.

>>1101103
I need to clean up and give you a better version of that gif

>>1101063
I can't figure out whether you're apologizing on behalf of the Marine Corp or the author. Probably both.

>>1101069

Sooo... how long 'till one of them shows up with a chainsaw mounted on their rigging?

Introduce them to Warship Gunner next.

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>>1101090

Sometimes being casual is more fun than beating your head on a brick wall, Catte.

Of course, Harder is just BAD at vidya, so I'll concede the point.

>>1101098
chuuni squad, if I remember right.
But then half of those are barely alive now, so who fucking knows
And ghost's writeup is going to facefuck the shit out of that situation when the quest catches up to it anyway, so, whatever

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>>1101090

>>1101063
Why are you so sorry planefag?

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>every thread

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>>1101112

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>>1101101
>tfw you can THEORETICALLY catapult a Tiger from Yamato's guns

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>>1101101
DELETE THIS

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USS Lexington (CV-2) underway during the Battle of Coral Sea, 8 May 1942

>>1101103
>25.7 cm?
While I have my doubts, I will defer to the experience of she who claws it on a regular basis.

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>>1101143
No.
USS Louisville (CA-28) followed by USS San Francisco (CA-38) operating in the Bering Sea during May 1943

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>>1101140

>>1101098

Fucking never because it's stupid and would end up just like Ise and Hyuga, who fucking LIVE IN THE GOODDAMN SQUAT RACK FUCK OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO USE IT TOO YOU BITCHES.

>>1101111

Gods only fucking know.

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>>1101147
I'm just trying to make him feel better

He's actually about tShFGDISG7DFJ

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>>1101131

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And now, Ms. Sent-on-a-bus! Prince Eugen...what's left of her, at least. Shame, really.

>>1101113
Eh, chuuni-squad probably ain't happening for a while. Even if Settle can actually swing the State-side docks for them, gonna be a while before their fixed up.

>>1101097
>that moment where you will never be able to shitcan a submarine in Call of Duty, Battlefield, Dark Souls, or Halo
>>1101084
...I said I'd stop, but... the post is before my own post, so...
Remember them like this
>Paris = gun with engines
>Stalwart = shitburger LCS jack-of-all-trades master-of-fucking-nothing
>Charon = magic school bus for Marines

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>>1101140

Fuck u faget.

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>>1100688
>At some indeterminate time on some indeterminate day in the indeterminate future

YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TOO

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Prune Barge! (USS California (BB-44) in New York, 1934.

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>>1101163
Speaking of shit stolen during war. Here is an example of a BF-109G stolen by the US 83rd Infantry Division and used to provide air support when they tried to rush for Berlin

>>1101097

That's gonna be harsh for the shattered remains of his ego if he gets his ass kicked at Silent Hunter.

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>>1101160

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Decided upon your mission, you throw yourself out of the comfy chair and go stalking through the piles of unopened boxes to the door of your office. Arizona was given her own office - more of a converted broom closet, recently - nearby, and you fling the door open uninvited and unannounced. “ARIZONA!”

Arizona snaps bolt upright, the lid of her laptop slapping closed with an audible CLACK! She stares at you wide-eyed, than narrows her gaze angrily. She's already reaching for one of the pillows on the small couch next to her chair.

“Hey, I just-” you duck the pillow, and hear the worrisomely solid ~thwock~ it makes as it hits the wall behind you. “I was just gonna-” another one arcs in, narrowly missing your face. She's got no shortage of ammunition; despite being sensible, pragmatic and reliable, she still suffers the minor idiosyncrasies of her sex, like a propensity to put so many pillows on the couch that there's no room to sit on the damn thing. You raised this point once and got a brief pantomime retort about rich men who own boats they never use. You decided to disengage and break contact after that salvo.

The current feather-filled one is unceasing, however. “ARIZONA, I JUST WANTED TO ASK IF YOU WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE WITH ME?”

She pauses, hand cocked with one more pillow. She cuts her eyes at the couch, now completely emptied of obstructions - then back at you, her clear, cornflower blue eyes limpid and inviting.

“Just down the hall TOHARRFFF-” you finish with a mouthful of feathers (where the hell did she get goosedown pillows, anyways?) Spitting out feathers, you stagger upright to find Arizona advancing on you - holding her chair. She starts to poke you out like a lion-tamer that's cornered the Greater Striped Retard. You're very, very glad she doesn't have a whip.

“JUSTWANTEDTOSEEMYSTAFF-”

And just like that, she freezes.

“My staff, you know, I haven't even *seen* them, this paperless remote office stuff is, uh, I was just- please don't hit me.”

She blinks.

You hold your breath, a dizzying array of terrible fates spinning through your mind - a beating, a berating, a cold frown, even the devestating glitter of tears...

... and then she does the most horrifying thing you can possibly think of.

She smiles.

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>>1101197
Seeing a 109 in US colors is weird as *fuck*, haha.
Nagato, Mutsu, and Tatsuta, sometime in 1927

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>>1101197

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>>1101198
Fucker is W+M1 given form

it took me three weeks to convince him the B button had a use in Smash

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>>1101210
oboy

>>1101211
Yeah well basically 83rd Infantry Division stole everything that was not bolted down. There is a reason they were called the Rag Tag Circus. They even had a Tiger 1.

>>1101210
Didn't we make up with her already? Why are we getting ballistic furnishings?

>>1101157
>all those main battery guns are 18"ers
>including the ones on the side beneath the flight decks
>literal best of both worlds

also
>Ise and Hyuga hogging the head
the fuck happened?
>>1101163
She died for a good cause. Nuke mafia was apparently going to scrap the surface navy as a whole if Crossroads proved them obsolete. Crossroads failed in that regard.
>>1101198
>that moment where you will never beat a submarine at a submarine game
Does Silent Hunter even have PvP? Also, does the game model the Mark 14 torpedo's historical issues?
>>1101221
Hey, Naka, question for Harder.
How triggered does he get over the Mark 14 and Mark 18 torpedoes?

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USS Alabama (BB-60) off of Norfolk Navy Yard, Portsmouth, Virginia, 7 Feb. 1943, following post-shakedown availability and a new coat of paint.

>>1101113
>>1101171
Weren't we thinking of converting a warehouse to a dry dock or something? Since they don't need to sail into an actual dry dock and could probably summon their hulls on land if we had the right framework set up.

>>1101236
Because we barged into her office and it's funny?

>>1101210
>Her eyes are clearly gray toned in the art
>He once again switches and can't keep it consistent

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE TALKING NOTES

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>>1101246

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>>1101210

This is off to a fantastic start already.

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>>1101210
>Mackenzie is Arizona
This pleases me

>>1101247
Inland drydocks for shipsluts was an idea, yeah. Also flying Tatsuta and Tenryuu to the states to nab the slot that Higgins was in.
Lord knows how any of that'll play out since we got a bit distracted by, you know, Higgins.

>>1101210
When settles relationship with arizona get like this? Arizona from the last thread probably would not throw pillows at settle over something as minor as going into a room

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>>1101236
She was looking at something lewd on the laptop.

>>1101247
Remember the phone call about Higgins getting repaired and refit, where Settle talked to the dockyard manager about possibly getting extra berths.

>>1101278

No no no.

The idea was to fly them to America to take a commercial yard slot that expressly can't handle a modern boat, but COULD deal with a WW2 level boat.

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>>1101258
dem hips tho.

USS Nevada (BB-36) beached and ablaze, 7, Dec. 1941. Harbor tug Hoga (YT-146) is alongside Nevada's port bow, assisting with firefighting on the fo'c's'le.

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>>1101243
>the fuck happened?
Obviously they can't handle the Coco Icibanya curry.

>>1101283
Lady's reflexes, man. Trust me.

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>>1101283
Someone was watching Fate/Stay Night.
Next, you'll have Arizona ravenously demand food (in this case, doughnuts).

>>1101210
regarding
>>1071357
>THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED.
>Hokay I am calling the thread for the night partly becuase of exhaustion, but in greater part because puking all day has left my throat so sore I can't eat, (after not eating all day because puking) and that seems to be sapping my energy levels just a bit. I've got enough to work with now, so I'll finish this omake and post it in this thread. It'll still be here, and alive, right?
>... right?
So... where's the ending? Did Argie-aviator go "ATESTIGÜAME CHE!" into one of the Graf Spee squadron? Did he get eaten alive by the pursuing Abyssal fighter units? WHAT HAPPENED?
>>1101300
nah
somebody tainted the food
>Where's Hiei and Isokaze?

>>1101318
says the fan who prompted him to do so.

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>>1101243
>How triggered does he get over the Mark 14 and Mark 18 torpedoes?

He can only answer this question if I hit him with the phone at a 45-degree angle

Or throw it as hard as I can and it boomerangs around and hits him in the back of the head

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>>1101258
Alabama is fat!

FAT!

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>>1101295
Right, that. It's been a while and as large as my autism-albatross is it's not exact
>>1101291
Also this

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>>1101327

So very triggered then, got it...

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Remember anonymous!
Stick to the plan dess!

>>1101327
Hullo, legs!

>>1101331
Why the fuck would you make Churchill a cute girl? Obviously ship spirit Churchill will be the man himself!

>>1101327
And his answer is... what?
>>1101330
Not fat. Just plump.
>>1101348
Put a cork in it, you overhyped battlecruiser.

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>>1101348

But Kongo-San, we work best when we go horribly off the track!

>>1100688
Well got here a bit late, but hazzah we have a thread!

>>1101351

Meet halfway? Cute girl with Churchills' temper, mannerism and voice?

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>>1101349
I get that a lot

A LOT

Mostly from Harder

>>1101363
"R," "E," "E," and "E." Repeating.

>>1101278
>>1101294
>>1101295
I don't remember the commercial yard bit, but I do remember talking about using the slot Higgins was in. So we have at least 3 possibilities then:
-warehouse
-USA Higgins dock
-USA commercial dock
This is assuming that the trip (presumably by plane) over the Pacific would be survivable.

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The Smile continues as your trek into the bowels of Fleet Activities Yokosuka's main administration building continues. You give the Official Map a brief glance before proceeding to the more reliable method. You locate the closest break room, and loiter in the approaches, trying to go unnoticed. Arizona helps greatly with this - despite the prominently-displayed rank on your shoulders, every man - and a few of the women - only have eyes for her. At least until they notice The Smile, still shining brilliant and terrible - and then they move on, focused on their donuts or debbie cakes. Soon you find your mark. There's nothing outwardly remarkable about the man - no obvious pocket protector, no sagging gut, not even the squinty-eyed expression of men prone to policing moustaches - but there it is nonetheless, the involuntary tightening of your muscles, bone-deep instinct battening down the hatches in expectation of the Two Minutes Hate. (Usually; his best zero-to-savage time was clocked at one-point-seven seconds.)

Yes. It's the stench of those the Other Forces deem “Staff Sergeants.” The Navy, as usual, is more accurate with their appellations - they are known as Petty Officers, and none are pettier than the First-Class ones. You fall in behind him as he leaves with a box cram-packed with donuts, shadowing at a safe distance, but close enough to sprint in and strike when the time is right.

You follow him for what seems like ages; winding through dingier and older halls - and downward. You resist the urge to steal a donut and place it on the floor to see if it rolls - your descent is marked by ever-dingier emergency staircases at regular intervals, so you know the floor isn't on a subtle, descending slope. You rub your shoulder epaulets nervously - you were your Holy Nation's most beloved star, but you doubt you'll be shining much light down here. You let your quarry gain some distance as you reach a place on sub-basement level C, where the lights flicker and struggle, their loud, mournful buzz insufficient to cover the sound of your footsteps as they echo off bare concrete floors.

Down here, where the light does not shine and joy is unknown, is where the staff really live. This is the cubicle farm, the sausage factory, where lavishly detailed reports fashioned with love and care are sent to be violated and torn apart. You can almost hear their final screams as they are gutted, violated, raped to provide the raw ingredients for that nightmare of blood and bone, one long disembodied scream hidden behind a mask of spinning animations and fucking clip-art.

This is where the PowerPoints are made.

The last door looms large before you, the man on the donuts run accelerating with relief as his goal hoves near.

Now is your time to strike.

>It would be problematic to have this guy around bitching about how HE was the one who brought the donuts. How do we relieve him of his burden and send him on his way?

>>1101363
>Not fat. Just plump.

Thats fat.

>>1101384
>This is assuming that the trip (presumably by plane) over the Pacific would be survivable.
AURORA TIME?
AURORA TIME.

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>>1101384
Do I hear you dissing on the Super Galaxy, amigo?

>>1101375
That would just be a genderbent Churchill as a midshipman, then.

>>1101384
This is also assuming that the plot's focus ever swings back to them.

>>1101391
>Let it go, his victory is well earned. The donuts will still be goodwill even if we didn't bring them, especially if they see Ari with one.

>>1101391

Have Ari distract him while we swipe the donuts right out of his hands.

>>1101391
Perhaps thank him for carrying the donuts for you. Perhaps have Arizona take the first one. The look of joy on her face with a donut should be sufficient to distract him.

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>>1101391
Stop the Powerpoint Rangers by a SURPRISE ADMIRAL VISIT

>>1101415
In with this, I suppose.

>>1101252
>the art

I ESTABLISHED THEM AS BLUE EARLY ON SO THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO STICK WITH

I RE-READ THE WHOLE FUCKIN THING

I LOVE SLATE GREY EYES WITH SPARKLES OF GREEN BUT BLUE IS PRETTY COOL TOO

>>1101391
>Let it go, his victory is well earned. The donuts will still be goodwill even if we didn't bring them, especially if they see Ari with one.

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>>1101391
Tell him that Sammy B. needs help with purchasing Steam cards.

>>1101391
>Tell him he needs to find Lt. Hate, and inform him that you need some paperwork done. Have Arizona flutter her eyes at him to move him along.

>>1101391
See >>1101415

Perhaps thank him for carrying the donuts for you. Perhaps have Arizona take the first one. The look of joy on her face with a donut should be sufficient to distract him.

>>1101391
Send him on a vaguely routine - but ultimately pointless - errand, have Arizona relieve him of his box of pastry under the guise of ferrying it to the break room for him while you do Admiral Things.

>>1101391
>>It would be problematic to have this guy around bitching about how HE was the one who brought the donuts. How do we relieve him of his burden and send him on his way?
"Ari, if you mug him for the box, you get three. Your choice which."

>>1101384

Higgins was refit in a commercial yard. The Chunnis will be too. And You can fly the girls around, that ain't no thing. Shit, I was just down in Kure not too long ago with- You know what no neverfucking mind. But I was down in Kure with a girl tho.

At this point, there's not enough navy yard space to keep the active duty fleet we fucking have going at anything other than minimum safe. And sometimes not even fucking then. You want to make a fucking killing right now, go into fucking welding, machining, or pipefitting and you'll have job offers inside a fucking week.

>>1101422
>I have to redraw that artwork you asked me to work on

fuk u faglord

>>1101415

This idea makes mine look stupid, go with it.

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>>1101330
She is not fat! She is full of her crew's hopes and dreams! I would know, I visited last summer, even got planefag a souvenir.

>>1101441
Just cut the head off, you can't draw faces for shit anyway.

>>1101437

Looks like we've got a welding boom in the works.

>>1101446
Whoops, dropped my trip.

But yeah, lol alien faces.

>>1101391
>It would be problematic to have this guy around bitching about how HE was the one who brought the donuts. How do we relieve him of his burden and send him on his way?
~neck snap~
On a more serious note, tap him on the shoulder and give him an order to head back upstairs, take an hour-long break. No need to enter PowerPoint hell.
>>1101427
Actually, this.
>>1101392
Fat would be the human equivalent of 300 pounds over standard weight. She's merely plump.
>>1101434
Why a pointless task? Gotta get shit done, yo.

>>1101441
Catte there are many unkind things I think about you, but 'doesn't use layers when coloring' wasn't one of them.

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>>1101441
>redraw
>to change color

AT LEAST IT'S NOT A FOURTH TURRET, YOU WHINY BIIIIIITCH

>>1101444
>filename

u a clever littl cunt aintchu

>>1101453

Fucking, if you want to make bank, go work at a shipyard.

If you want to make more bank, go work for Boeing or lockmart. Ships and aircraft motherfucker, they're cranking them out as fast as possible. they said AMARG is fucking empty of all the birds they can make airworthy dude. Fucking Empty. Think about that shit

>>1101391
>>Let it go, his victory is well earned. The donuts will still be goodwill even if we didn't bring them, especially if they see Ari with one.

>>1101456
>Why a pointless task? Gotta get shit done, yo.
You seem to have forgotten that we're NAVY
There is always dumb pointless shit that somehow needs doing

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>>1101457
More like I already did the first pass of blending so I'll have to start over from scratch with a new palette.

>>1101465
>calls me a whiny bitch
>gave up on the first level or two of DOOM on normal difficulty because he couldn't git gud
>and then cried about it on IRC

>>1101397
>>1101437
I was more concerned with Tatsuta's medical state, if it was safe to move her. I remember shipgirls being transported by air both in-quest, and in sidestories.

>>1101483
Fair enough then

>>1101330
She's not fat, just full of cheer

>>1101484
She probably is. Her machinery may be shot to shit but I doubt a little turbulence can kill her.

>>1101500

And crawdads

>>1101484
The military has gotten really good at medivac flights over the years. Short of the plane crashing she should be fine.

>>1101391
>>1101415
>Perhaps thank him for carrying the donuts for you. Perhaps have Arizona take the first one. The look of joy on her face with a donut should be sufficient to distract him.

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>>1101483
>he thinks fucking le current year FPS glamfest is the hard DOOM
>scrub probably hasn't played DoomRL once

>>1101520
Fuck you, DOOM is amazing, git gud you fucking shrub.

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>>1101437
>Shit, I was just down in Kure not too long ago with- You know what no neverfucking mind.

>>1101505
I doubt crabs would still be a problem after 65 years without seamen in her.

>>1101437
>You want to make a fucking killing right now, go into fucking welding, machining, or pipefitting and you'll have job offers inside a fucking week.

If you get a chance, show this to some of the girls. Might get interesting reactions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8q3DZB_l6M

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>>1101520
>replying with low effort shitposts taken straight from /v/

I expected better from you. git gud sempai.

>>1101534
>DOOM: Press "F" to Pay Demons
>DoomRL: use a rocket launcher to blast you across the room to chainsaw faces

fatgreek wins this round

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>>1101483

I bet you couldn't finish Halo on Legendary, casual.

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>>1101391
>greetings underling
>we're about to deliver a motivational toolbox talk
>i've prepared over six thousand slides on this USB, isn't technology amazing?
>we're going to have to run into the evening, so do you think you could make another run for donuts?

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>>1101552
>/v/
>rougelikes

call me a tileset pleb

ONE more time

>>1101547

Crab has one of those down in his mad scientist fucking lab. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let him have one is anyone's fucking guess at this point.

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>>1101415
>Perhaps thank him for carrying the donuts for you. Perhaps have Arizona take the first one. The look of joy on her face with a donut should be sufficient to distract him.
[x] This

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>>1101561
Not today, PHB

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>>1101561
>all these reasonable suggestions
>shit, shit, shit, shit sh-
>A HERO ARRIVES

VOTES MOTHERFUCKIN CALLED

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Hey Planefag, SHOWBOAT WHEN (im a flip so no bias here)

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The horrible irony of HIJMS Mikasa's berth is that her fore turret aims directly at Fleet Activites Yokosuka.

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Speaking of botes, here's some lewd.

>>1101391
>Pardon me Petty Officer, but I saw an Ensign at the motor pool...

>>1101587
Not so much lewd, more like bits of an anatomy cut-away in a medical textbook.

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>>1101575

>>1101565

Either someone who figured it couldn't be worse than the angle grinder, or someone who approved the requisition under threat of said angle grinder.

>>1101596
It's a lot like looking at humen diagrams, but with SCHEMATICS.

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>>1101470
AMARG?
>Boeing or lockmart
Where's Northrup-Grumman?
>>1101484
>>1101509
If she goes shipmode while in flight there will be issues. Unless Boeing finally put their fucking Pelican into production - NOT THAT PELICAN
>>1101559
Depends what game, and if solo or coop. Some games in the series are piss easy. Some are controller-breaking hard.

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>>1101606

>Filename

Oi

>>1101606
>AMARG?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/309th_Aerospace_Maintenance_and_Regeneration_Group

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And a Forward Shot

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>>1101626
>>1101580

You are like tiny baby.

>>1101626
What on earth are you playing?

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Oh, by the way, somebody on Reddit spotted an Abyssal ship fucking around in Yokosuka. Anybody here know about this?
>>1101547
GodDAMN.
>>1101565
>>1101603
But holy shit at least he takes less time getting rid of rust now.
At least he can take the smallest bit of solace in that.
>>1101585
We must have a traitor in our midst.

Naval Frontline Regia Marina, Like WoWS on Mobile with no Russian Bias

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>>1101391
>Down here, where the light does not shine and joy is unknown, is where the staff really live. This is the cubicle farm, the sausage factory, where lavishly detailed reports fashioned with love and care are sent to be violated and torn apart. You can almost hear their final screams as they are gutted, violated, raped to provide the raw ingredients for that nightmare of blood and bone, one long disembodied scream hidden behind a mask of spinning animations and fucking clip-art.

Oh so it's just like where Foxx's office is.

>>1101538

What joke you fuck. Shit, you fucking signed off on the pass.

>>1101650
Looks like an Akizuki-class DDG to me.

They also have an alaska crass CB, but it is premium, but the guns aren't

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>>1101578
We're watching you

>>1101655
Never got the bias claims for warships. Most of the best ships are either American or German.

>>1101616
Oh please, Boeing wishes they could shit out D77s/D77Hs/D78s. The 'modern' Pelican above just puts way too much shit in one basket, and
>a cargo capacity of 1,400 tons (1,300 metric tonnes), and a range of about 10,000 nautical miles (18,000 km). Powered by four turboprop engines, its main mode would be to fly in ground effect 20–50 ft (6–15 m) over water, though it would also be capable of overland flight at an altitude as high as 20,000 ft (6,100 m) albeit with a decreased range of about 6,500 nautical miles (12,000 km).
It would be Abyssal bait. They'd treat it as a fucking pinata.
Ghost's novella claims the Abyssals are capable of interdicting and shooting down transatlantic passenger planes. They'd fucking eat this thing.
>>1101666
...Shiiiit.

When i play sometimes, it feels that way

Has anybody seen Willie? I have an idea. The best idea in the world.

>>1101683

Would a Halo D77 even be possible to make, realistically speaking?

>>1101691
How much speed does this idea involve?