>>1116893

cont
What do I do?
[] Give in, and yet her try to take care of me
[] tell her that its mostly because I've been roaring a lot
[]pretend to be asleep so she goes away
[] threaten to chew her roots
[] Just stand up and walk outside to see if fresh air will work
[]take a shower, and admire my changes
[] Ask her if she's alright, since she always seems like she's half asleep and tripping over herself
[] Remind her this is all Rowen's fault in the first place
[] write in

>>1116895
>[] threaten to chew her roots
>[]take a shower, and admire my changes
>[] Ask her if she's alright, since she always seems like she's half asleep and tripping over herself
>[] Remind her this is all Rowen's fault in the first place

>>1116895
>[] Ask her if she's alright, since she always seems like she's half asleep and tripping over herself
>[] Give in, and yet her try to take care of me
>[] tell her that its mostly because I've been roaring a lot
>[] "threaten" to chew her roots

>>1116895
>[] Ask her if she's alright, since she always seems like she's half asleep and tripping over herself
>[] Give in, and yet her try to take care of me
>[] tell her that its mostly because I've been roaring a lot
>[] "threaten" to chew her roots
I think a spa day may be in order once we are more settled.

>>1116895
>[] Ask her if she's alright, since she always seems like she's half asleep and tripping over herself
>[] Give in, and yet her try to take care of me
>[] tell her that its mostly because I've been roaring a lot

>>1116895
>[]take a shower, and admire my changes
>[] Ask her if she's alright, since she always seems like she's half asleep and tripping over herself
>[] Remind her this is all Rowen's fault in the first place
>[] threaten to chew her roots

"Well it might have more to do with the fact I've been roaring pretty much non stop since the fight" I say pulling my blanket a bit closer to my chest as Yvette's eyes go wide "ya know...just might"

"Maaaay" She groans, face palming as I grin, swishing my tail back and forth happily "come on, really?"

"What?" I ask laughing as she yawns and slumps forward

"I thought you were really hurt" She says pouting as she wipes her eyes and blinks "I was really worried you know"

"I mean, shouldn't you be more worried about yourself?' I ask, wincing as I try to yawn, my dry throat burning as my voice turns hoarse and dry "I mean you always seem half asleep and are tripping over yourself all the time"

"I just get a little tired from time to time" She says with a huff kneeling next to my bed as I cover my mouth with a hand...I"m not sure if I'm about to cough or breath fire "and dryads like me aren't supposed to walk....So no I shouldn't, I always wake right back up anyways. Now hold still, I need to take your temperature, you look like you're burning up poor thing"

"get any closer and I'll chew up your roots" I growl, my head burning a bit as she tries to scare me with her size "I'll mulch em, you hear? Yvette"

"Oh you're acting like a big baby" She giggles as she brushes my hair out of my eyes as gingerly and softly as she can "But if that's what it takes to take care of you, then I'll gladly risk a little light chewing"

"It'd be more than light chewing" I say under my breath as she sets that warm and wet cloth down on my forehead

"Hmm, gave in pretty easily" She says smugly, smirking as I feel my cheeks light up and turn red

"Shut up" I say snapping as she giggles "Just don't tell anyone alright"

"Don't worry, I won't" She says frowning as she touches my face "Now I'll need to take your temperature, just to see what care you actually need"

What do I do
[] Make sure it's the sort of thermometer you stick in your mouth
[] just describe my symptoms
[] stubbornly obey
[] bite the thermometer in half 1d20+durability
[] Ask why she's decided to play nurse all of a sudden
[] stick it in the fire when she isn't looking 1d20+guile
[] write in

>>1116968
>[] Make sure it's the sort of thermometer you stick in your mouth
>[] stubbornly obey
>[] Ask why she's decided to play nurse all of a sudden

>>1116968
>[] Make sure it's the sort of thermometer you stick in your mouth
>[] just describe my symptoms
>[] stubbornly obey
>[] Ask why she's decided to play nurse all of a sudden

>>1116968
>[] Make sure it's the sort of thermometer you stick in your mouth
>[] just describe my symptoms
>[] stubbornly obey

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1116968
>[] stubbornly obey
>[] bite the thermometer in half 1d20+durability
>[] Ask why she's decided to play nurse all of a sudden

>>1116968
[] Make sure it's the sort of thermometer you stick in your mouth
[] just describe my symptoms
[] stubbornly obey
[] Ask why she's decided to play nurse all of a sudden

>>1116968
>[] Make sure it's the sort of thermometer you stick in your mouth
>[] stubbornly obey
>[] Ask why she's decided to play nurse all of a sudden

My tail swings back under my blanket, protecting my ass as I try to sit up, an get gently yet forcefully shoved back to my bed by Yvette.

"Oh no, you aren't going anywhere like this" She says sternly, as she holds her old fashioned thermometer up in the air, her eyes catching the morning light, as her leaves fall over them, making her look kind of scary actually "Just lay down and let me take care of everything all right"

"Uh...uh, that's the kind that goes in my mouth right" I say, staring at it warily as she giggles and nods

"Of course it is, so don't worry about your bum, I wouldn't be that cruel to my roomie" She says as she wiggles it in the air like a finger "Now open up and say Ahhhh"

"Hey I don't need to do anythang?" I say as she shoves it in my mouth "Hey uh trunah chok meh?!"

"Sorry" She says pulling it out quickly, a strand of spit trailing from it "Just thought it'd be easier like that"

"Don't just shove things in my mouth like that" I growl, gritting my teeth as I scratch my head "You nearly made me throw up"

"Sorry again, I just thought you'd be stubborn about it" She says, her pale skin turning beet red

"Its fine, just...wait for me to stop talking first, alright" I say weakly rubbing my throat as she nods and pouts "Look, I just have aches everywhere, my throat and lungs are burning and dry, and my head is a little fuzzy alright, just thought I'd tell you that"

"Hmmm, well I'll have to look up what those are symptoms for, but thanks for telling me may, if you just cooperate it'll be much easier for both of us" She says with a beaming smile, yawning before she gives me a thumbs up "NOW, Open wide please"

"Sowen kinna rapeh" I mumble as she sticks the piece of glass into my lips, holding it there before she pulls it out

"Huh...I could cook an egg on you" She says, sounding a little terrified "Like...literally, er...how fuzzy is your head feeling exactly May? I might have to call an ambulance or"

"I'm fine, dragon's sleep in fire, I've done it more than once" I groan as she stops midsentence looking a little put out and relieved "Also why do you want to play nurse all of a sudden"

"Because" She says sweetly, flipping the towel over my forehead over "your my friend May, and I can't stand seeing you in pain. what else am I going to do, just listen to you groan and moan? And its kind of fun, to be honest"

"Ah" I say nodding as she presses the wet towel down, warm water rolling down my cheeks

"Warm already?" she asks as she gets up and walks over to the kitchen "didn't think I'd need to replace it this fast...."

What do I do?
[] try and sneak off
[] stare at her roots hungrily, and ask for more ginger
[] Turn on a movie and watch it with her
[]Ask her what that medicine she's grabbing is supposed to do
[]Ask if she'd be mad if I got a pet cat girl
[] Pretend to be sicker than I am
[] Stubbornly refuse any help she tries to give me
[] try and see if I can keep anything down, feeling like this 1d20+durability
[] write in

>>1117079
>[] stare at her roots hungrily, and ask for more ginger
>[]Ask her what that medicine she's grabbing is supposed to do
>[] Turn on a movie and watch it with her

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1117079
>[] stare at her roots hungrily, and ask for more ginger
>[] Turn on a movie and watch it with her
>[]Ask her what that medicine she's grabbing is supposed to do
>[] try and see if I can keep anything down, feeling like this 1d20+durability

>>1117079
>[] stare at her roots hungrily, and ask for more ginger
>[] Turn on a movie and watch it with her
>[]Ask her what that medicine she's grabbing is supposed to do

>>1117079
>[] stare at her roots hungrily, and ask for more ginger
>[] Turn on a movie and watch it with her
>[]Ask her what that medicine she's grabbing is supposed to do
>[]Ask if she'd be mad if I got a pet cat girl

>>1117079
[] try and sneak off
[] Stubbornly refuse any help she tries to give me

>>1117079
>[] stare at her roots hungrily, and ask for more ginger
>[]Ask her what that medicine she's grabbing is supposed to do
>[]Ask if she'd be mad if I got a pet cat girl

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1117079
>[] stare at her roots hungrily, and ask for more ginger
>[]Ask if she'd be mad if I got a pet cat girl
>[] try and see if I can keep anything down, feeling like this 1d20+durability

>>1117079
>[] stare at her roots hungrily, and ask for more ginger
>[]Ask her what that medicine she's grabbing is supposed to do
>[] Turn on a movie and watch it with her

Watch Enter the Dragon

I watch her hips sway with every step, as she walks much more confidently and energetically, her roots seeming a little more green and even tastier looking than usual. It's really weird to think about, but I really do want to chew on my seven foot tall roommates legs. But who could blame me...they just look so damn delicious.

I swallow a mouthful of drool and wipe my mouth as I hear her turn on the faucet, humming an odd tune to herself.

"Hey Yvette, can you get me another root of ginger?" I ask, shifting to my side so I don't get tempted to bite one of the nicest people I know.

She turns, her long "Hair" of oval shaped leaves, flowers and bean shaped fruit turning with her, she smiles sweetly, giving off a warm air as she turns off the faucet.

"Of course, just give me a second alright may?" She says as she begins to dig through the various cupboards above her head "I just need to get you your medicine...well the first of batch of your medicine

"And what's it supposed to do?" I ask, sitting up as she glance back at her shoulder and smiles

"Oh, its a sea salt, alarune sap rub, all natural" She says grinning widely "It may burn a bit, but if you rub it on your chest, it should stop the aching and might help with your throat and lungs"

"Errgh...wait I have to rub that on my chest?" I ask, pulling my blanket over my recently grown bust

"Yep" She says happily "If you don't feel up to it I can do it for you...I mean if you're alright with that, May"

I shrug and she sets the pale blue bottle with a smiling flower down, and reaches into the fridge, pulling out a nice root of ginger.

"Well, I'll just leave it next to you then" She says chuckling as she starts to walk closer to me, and yawns again, shuffling slowly past her "Bed"

I frown, and grab the remote, flipping on the tv as she slumps against my bed holding out the fantastic smelling ginger

"Here" She says, rubbing her eyes again "And here's the salve"

"Want to watch a movie with me? Also just sit down for awhile, you aren't looking to hot" I say as she steps away from the fire burning in my "room"


"Why do you have the remote?" She asks, frowning as I chuckle, and slowly get up, feeling my chest ache a bit...I really need that salve

"Why don't I?" I ask as I walk my wobble ass legs over to the couch and tv....its a little to big for me, but its comfy enough...and a hideous shade of green "now come on, sit down and relax for awhile'

"I'm still going to take care of you" She grumbles as she sits next to me, making the entire thing dip a little "But a movie does sound really nice now, also remember, the salve"

"I will I will, sheesh" I say shaking my head, as I begin to browse our collection

What do we watch?
[] something specific
[] Comedy
[]Action
[] Fantasy/scifi
[] Horror
[] Romance
[] Western
[] Kung fu
[] Kaiju
[] write in

>>1117185
>[] Horror

>>1117185
>[] Kung fu

Also let her take care of the salve while we chew on some root, pretend not to like the pampering but get into it

>>1117185
>[] Kung fu
>[] Kaiju

>>1117185
>[] Kaiju

>>1117185
>[] Kaiju

Just in case we meet or become one in the future.

>>1117185
this anons movie suggestion: >>1117150

>>1117185
>Kaiju

>>1117185
>[] Kung fu
Shanghai noon.

Is this where we make a compromise and watch a Kaiju Kung fu movie?

>>1117251

I'd be fine with that but the only one that springs to mind is Pacific Rim (admittedly I don't know very much about the Kaiju genre beyond what has been introduced to America and a couple of the classic Godzillas)

>>1117263
I second Pacific Rim, and Yvette rubbing the salve on us when we mess it up.

>>1117263
I could imagine in a monstergirl world there are more Kaiju kungfu movies.

>>1117280
Are the Kaijus monstergirls?

I turn to Yvette, as she folds her hands into her lap, her roots tangling together near where her feet would be. I tap my claws on the ground, getting her attention and smile

"Hey, do you like Kaiju movies?" I ask as I quickly change to the personal collection I brought with me from home

"Kaijiu?" She asks, looking pretty confused as I nibble on the end of the ginger like a cigar

"ya know, like giant monsters, smashing through cities" I say happily, glancing at her as I try my best to get comfortable with my tail and scales "fighting eachother for no real good reason half the time"

"....Monsters like us?" She asks, looking confused as I laugh "Oh, right...monster monsters, not monstergirls...I feel like a idiot"

"Well there's been a market for Monster girl kaiju recently, since it costs less in effects and other bollocks" I sigh, shaking my head "But the best kaiju movies are the ones with rubber suits, the ones that look like some brat with a camera made them for fun, the classics"

"I'll take your word for it" She says frowning as she lays against the arm rest on her side "So...you like this sort of thing"

"Hell yes I do!" I shout, grinning widely as I gasp "I forgot I had this one"

"Titans of the empire?' Yvette asks, giving me a weird look like I'm crazy "...why are they all dressed up like martial artists...even the big butterfly thing?"

"Ah well its a movie set in ....a japanesy empire, that has a tournament to decide the guardian of the lands, its a new one so the main monster is a Goliath girl, but she's a great actor, and it allows for much better choreography with the rubber suits...even if most of the kaiju are just giant monster girls, and the three that aren't are just giant girls in rubber suits" I sigh shaking my head "Still, bad ass movie, great effects, kind of cheesy, but fuck it, I'm sick and its a nice one to start with"

"....what?' Yvette says looking at me again "I'm sorry, but I don't think I get this move, why is there a three headed crab thing with Katanas, is that one of the Kaiju or"

"Oh yeah, that's actually a cameo from Grazmilor the destroyer, which is another new age Kaiju girl series, he was the main threat from the first movie but now he's just sort of a joke" I say, barely wasting time to breath as Yvette smiles like a mom and just nods every now and again, looking like she really doesn't understand what I'm saying "anyways, I have no idea how they move that suit so well in this...because it IS FLUID!"

"That's really cool" She says, still smiling "So we're going to watch this one then"

"Yeah" I say, grinning as she puts the wet towel back on my head. I moan in relief as steam flows off my forehead, this has to be paradise right here.

I lick at the ginger root as I hit select.
cont

>>1117322

What do I do?
[] continue explaining everything to Yvette
[] rub the salve on my chest
[] be quiet so Yvette can enjoy
[] Laugh at my roommates confusion
[] cuddle up next to the nearest source of warmth
[]Dim the lights, and turn the volume ALL WAY up
[]Ask for popcorn, get cough syrup
[] Get a little too excited during a few battle scenes
[] write in

>>1117322
>[] continue explaining everything to Yvette
>[] Laugh at my roommates confusion
>[] cuddle up next to the nearest source of warmth

>>1117327
[] rub the salve on my chest
[] be quiet so Yvette can enjoy
[] cuddle up next to the nearest source of warmth
[]Dim the lights, and turn the volume ALL WAY up
[]Ask for popcorn, get cough syrup

>>1117327
>[] continue explaining everything to Yvette
>[] Laugh at my roommates confusion
>[] cuddle up next to the nearest source of warmth

>>1117327
>[] rub the salve on my chest
>[] be quiet so Yvette can enjoy
>[] Get a little too excited during a few battle scenes

>>1117327
>[] cuddle up next to the nearest source of warmth
>[] continue explaining everything to Yvette
>[] rub the salve on my chest

>>1117327
>>[] continue explaining everything to Yvette
>>[] Laugh at my roommates confusion
>>[] cuddle up next to the nearest source of warmth

>>1117327
>[] Laugh at my roommates confusion
>[] continue explaining everything to Yvette
>[] rub the salve on my chest

>>1117327
>[] rub the salve on my chest
>[] Laugh at my roommates confusion
>[] Get a little too excited during a few battle scenes

Yvette frowns, tilting her head and resting it against her hand as I hit select, and the opening trailers begin, with some dumb anime advertisement I don't get, but it looks pretty fucking creepy

"I don't get it" She says flatly, furrowing her brow "if there's enough giant monsters to hold a tournament, why don't they all just ...you know

I laugh, grabbing the smooth, plastic bottle filled up with Salve as Yvette turns to me. She looks at me like I've just lost my mind

"Well then there wouldn't be a movie, and its a title, having it means you are the strongest kaiju and get divine powers" I say as I unscrew the cap to the salve, as a trailer for the new godzilla plays "Its also tradition, like if you watch the movie it'll explain it"

"Yeah, but I like listening to you say it" She says with a sweet smile, as she turns away as I take a gob on the salve

"Errgh" I groan as the opening scrawl begins, squishing the light red amber glob of goo in my hands "Are you sure this is supposed to help me?"

"Yeah, I know it looks a little gross, but it does work"She says, staring at the screen, as I frown and lift my shirt up

I shutter as the main monster, The Goliath of the western plains, Tiji stands up from her slumber.

"Woooow" Yvette says, her eyes going wide in awe "That's...just wow"

"Yeah, they wasted no expeeeense" I shiver, as I rub the salver deeper into my bare skin, feeling cold as death as it begins to sink and spread into it "don't know how they took the shot, but Tiji is basically a girl cursed into giantism by her bitch of an aunt'

"Don't they have giant monster girls in the setting?" Yvette asks

I laugh and shake my head

"Not this one, its kinda cheap to just have a bunch of giants waking around anyway, also" I Say pointing at the screen "See that bridge over the cove, remember it"

"There's going to be a fight there isn't there?" She asks, smirking as I nod

"A real good one" I say with a sneer as Tiji wanders through the empty plains, thinking to herself and revealing her backstory
-
cont

"Why are they destroying everything?" Yvette asks, looking terrified as Tiji gets tossed through a section of the imperial palace, by a frost giant girl , only dressed in chains...I've eaten most of my ginger root "Aren't they supposed to be the guardians by now? this is just an argument!"

"Eh, it wouldn't be a kaiju flick without a lot of destruction" I say picking my fangs as I watch the bright colors, still as cold as ice all over my body...and I don't have a blanket over here, so it kind of really sucks ass...hate this salve, but its making me feel better already

"But what will there be to protect if they keep breaking everything before the invaders come?" Yvette asks, turning to me and giggling

"Well" I say holding up a hand "It doesn't matter, its just set pieces and besides they have a wizard or something, I can't remember but he has some good scenese later on and"

"May, why are you laying on me?" She asks sweetly as I look over at her, about to call her crazy, before I realize I'm huddled against her, shivering "Also you're burning up"

What do I say
[] Anyways, as I was saying, don't think too hard about it
[] ITS THE FUCKING SALVE! I HATE IT
[] Warm...
[] I'm...fr...freezing, I need a blanket
[] I need to take an ice bath real quick
[] Your roots smelled good
[] you're warm, I feel like I'm freezing to death
[] Oh like you can do anything about it
[]...I feel better like this
[] Uh....I tripped?
[] I'm a little hungry
[] Hey, keep watching, the good part is coming!
[] write in

>>1117445
>[] ITS THE FUCKING SALVE! I HATE IT
>[] I'm...fr...freezing, I need a blanket
>[] Anyways, as I was saying, don't think too hard about it

>>1117445
>[] Warm...
>[]...I feel better like this
>[] Anyways, as I was saying, don't think too hard about it
>[] Hey, keep watching, the good part is coming!

>>1117445
>[] Warm...
>[] I'm...fr...freezing, I need a blanket
>[] ITS THE FUCKING SALVE! I HATE IT
>[] Anyways, as I was saying, don't think too hard about it

>>1117445
>[] ITS THE FUCKING SALVE! I HATE IT
>[] Warm...
>[] I'm...fr...freezing, I need a blanket
>[] you're warm, I feel like I'm freezing to death
>[]*quietly* ...I feel better like this
>[] Hey, keep watching, the good part is coming!

>>1117445
>[] ITS THE FUCKING SALVE! I HATE IT

>>1117445
>>[] Warm...
>>[] I'm...fr...freezing, I need a blanket
>>[] you're warm, I feel like I'm freezing to death
>>[] Hey, keep watching, the good part is coming!

>>1117445
[] ITS THE FUCKING SALVE! I HATE IT
[]...I feel better like this
[] Anyways, as I was saying, don't think too hard about it

>>1117445

Uh....I tripped?
Warm

"Warm" I sigh as I squirm closer to her, before I realize what I'm doing.

"May, are you alright, you're acting a little" Yvette says, turning as red as a cherry, as I do the same, feeling embarrassed as hell.

"ITS THE FUCKING SALVE!" I Scream, making her jump as the tv shakes from how loud I just yelled. I whine, my chest hurting even more as I curl up and wrap my tail around my waist, groaning and feeling like I'm dying "I HATE IT"

Yvette smiles a shaking smile as I roll away from her and onto my side, laying down as my own screaming gives me a headache. My fangs are chattering, it feels like I just took a dive into a frozen pool or something, What the hell is in this salve? Why is it making me feel like I've rolled around in snow naked!

"...I'm guessing you're not alright then" She sighs, putting a hand on my side "Well we can try another medicine if you want to, wipe that gunk off"

"N...no I'm ju..just freezing" I chatter through my teeth as I glance up at her "I need a blanket"


"But you're burning up" She says sadly, running her hand down my back slowly and softly "I know it sucks but you just have to"

"Pleaaase" I groan as her face twists with pity

"Which blanket, I'll just grab the cold medicine while I'm up" She says calmly as she gets up like a woman on a mission "Good thing its dragon strength"

roll 1d20+durability *strong medicine*

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1117542

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1117542

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1117542
oh no

>>1117542

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1117542

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1117542

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1117542

I hate this I hate this I hate this!. I want to hit something or better yet someone to get my mind off how fucking cold I am, its making my head numb. Seriously fuck this salve, was it meant for yetis and those weird ice women? I curl up tighter, resting my forehead against my knees and pressing the moist towel against them as I hear footsteps over the two Kaiju firing their beam attacks at eachother on the tv.

"Here, just try not to move too much" Yvette says softly, tossing a thick blanket on top of me

I sigh and let my tell out, staying curled up and cozy under the patchwork blanket she just covered me with.

"Thanks" I mummer as she taps me on my shoulder

"Also, I got the cold medicine" She says sweetly, holding out a big spoon you'd use to eat soup, filled to the brim with a nearly solid black slime

She's keeping it as far as she can from her, I swallow and grab it from her hand

"Well cheers" I say, closing my eyes as I stuff it into my mouth and
-
15+5= 20= success
-

EW EW EW ech, what is this flavor!? its like gasoline mixed with gravel, its burning my eyes, I can smell it from inside my mouth. God this is fucking terrible. I bite down on the spoon and swallow.

...Crap. I slowly pull the now useless spoon out of my mouth, rubbing my throat as I feel the ragged metal head travel down to my stomach.

Yvette stares at me, looking even more worried than before

What do I do?
[] try to get back to watching Kaijus with her
[] explain I can eat metal
[] stand up and flee before she can give me any more terrrible medicine
[] mess with her a bit
[] try and get it back out, so she doesn't freak out
[] huff, curl up and pass out
[] write in

>>1117611
>[] try to get back to watching Kaijus with her
>[] explain I can eat metal

>>1117611
[] try to get back to watching Kaijus with her
[] explain I can eat metal
[] try and get it back out, so she doesn't freak out

We got to stop doing that.

>>1117611
>[] try to get back to watching Kaijus with her
>[] explain I can eat metal

>>1117611
>[] try to get back to watching Kaijus with her
>[] explain I can eat metal
>[] huff, curl up and pass out
>[] write in
if she keeps trying to baby you ask her to check on the squirrel and see how she's doing since she took more of a beating then you.

>>1117611
[] try to get back to watching Kaijus with her
[] explain I can eat metal

>>1117642
Well May's sick, and Yvette's been doing this with Rowen since she came back anyways

>>1117611
>[] try to get back to watching Kaijus with her
>[] explain I can eat metal

>>1117649
I meant more to say something to distract her so we could try and pass out... or say to hell with this and run to our sister's place and see if she'd let us crash on her couch until we got better.

>>1117611
>[] explain I can eat metal
>[] try to get back to watching Kaijus with her

>>1117662
I don't think running is a good idea (or even possible) in our current condition. The first few bursts of awesome have their price, unfortunately.

>>1117672
eh, we just need to fall in a ditch somewhere and call her to pick us up. it'll be fine.

>>1117611

try to get back to watching Kaijus with her
] explain I can eat metal

>>1117611
>try to get back to watching Kaijus with her
>] explain I can eat metal

"Oh" I say, stopping to swish my tongue around in my mouth, to make sure I didn't accidently just cut myself just now "I can eat metal by the Yvette"

She stares at me, jaw nearly touching the ground as I turn back to the tv, happily smacking my tail as the three headed crab samurai thing gets slammed into a mountain side, throwing up dirt and stone. God, I hate that retarded looking thing. Still, its a nice looking suit at least.

"That can't be healthy, May!" She yells, poking my stomach like she's expecting it suddenly pop or something "also why do you know that? is that why we've been missing spoons"

"No...not on purpose" I say picking my teeth as Yvette gets red in the face again, for a different reason "Look, its a little hard not to bite through them with these teeth"

"Why didn't you tell me you've been ruining the spoons" Yvette whines, stomping her roots on the floor with an echoing thud, like a bat hitting a skull...kinda

"I thought you'd be mad, and its kind of embarrassing" I say shrugging "I mean its not like we bought them, we can just get more"

"But its still something you should tell me about" she sighs as she continues staring at my stomach, rubbing her throat "does it hurt at all?"

"Only if the edge catches on anything" I say grinning as she shivers and turns back to the screen, glancing back at me with a worried look again

"Where's my phone" She mummers under her breath as the crab kaiju scuttles forward through a village as Tiji cracks her knuckles and rushes him from across a field, both of them kicking up massive clouds of dust as a loud and very nice metal song plays in the back ground.

I hear a scream, like a shriek of terror from somewhere in the inn. I sigh and

What do I do?
[] Hope it was Rowen
[] go and see what it is
[] ignore it, and keep watching Kaijus fight
[] ask yvette if she could check it out, and try to take a nap
[] sneak off to see what it is 1d20+guile
[] tell Yvette not to worry, my stomach can handle metal
[] write in

>>1117662
Ah, clever

>>1117672
it's mostly because May's lungs are adjusting for the Tyrant's roar

>>1117707
>[] Hope it was Rowen
>[] go and see what it is

>>1117707
>[] tell Yvette not to worry, my stomach can handle metal
>[] go and see what it is

>>1117707
>[] Hope it was Rowen
>[] go and see what it is
something to distract us from being sick you say, well then let's go see what it is.

>>1117707
>[] Hope it was Rowen
[] tell Yvette not to worry, my stomach can handle metal

>>1117707
>[] ask yvette if she could check it out, and try to take a nap
>[] tell Yvette not to worry, my stomach can handle metal

>>1117707
>[] Hope it was Rowen
>[] tell Yvette not to worry, my stomach can handle metal
>[] go and see what it is

>>1117707
>[] Hope it was Rowen
>[] go and see what it is
>[] tell Yvette not to worry, my stomach can handle metal

Ah well, no rest for the wicked.

>>1117707
[] go and see what it is
[] tell Yvette not to worry, my stomach can handle metal

Poor Rowan. Bullied so hard.

>>1117707

*Surprise visit of a kitty with big bags full of all kind of roots, not just ginger.*

"Why are you wearing just a swimsuit and a pair of boots?"

"Because my fur is fucking warm and my feet are sensitive."

"What do you do during summer then?"

"I get my fur cut to just barely covering my skin. Do you want the roots or not?"

"I want them. But why are you giving them to me?"

"Is a peace offering from the Boss... who is still kind of stoned so she... is a tad busy at the moment."

[Totally ignores that she is a legend despite being a cat wearing boots and helping people all the time in exchange of things.]

I turn towards the door leading to the glass hallway. Now I know I should be getting along with her, but...I really hope that was Rownem. She usually deserve shit like this anyways.

"Stop worrying, my stomach can handle metal" I laugh, slapping my abs, wincing a bit as I hit them a little too hard and...I think might've stabbed my stomach a bit with the spoon's sharp edge, ah well, not like that's going to hurt me or anything "Sides I need more iron in my diet anyways"

"Look I don't like the idea of you have a piece of metal inside of your body, alright?' she sighs as she sets her phone on the arm rest and crosses her arms "And Its not like I'm going to call anyone, I'm just preparing in case I have to"

"What, do you think I'm going to start crying and puking up blood or something?" I ask tilting my head towards her, trying to get my blanket off my tail

"No, you'll hide it if it starts being a problem" she says frowning, looking at me with sad eyes as the faint tribal looking tattoos on her face seem to glimmer for a moment or two "If starts hurting, don't hide it...for me"

"Trust me, I'll start cursing if it does" I say smiling as she smirks

"Well that is telling me, I guess" She says, smiling as she scoot "So....what exactly are they doing right now"

"Oh, they're combining their beam attacks, its a real cliche thing, but its still pretty badass" I say as I uncurl myself and yawn, stretching as I stand up "Well See Yv, I gotta go"

"No, you don't" she says calmly, grabbing my wrist as I try to walk out of our room "not without a good reason at least"

I sigh, and hang my head

what do I say
[] I thinK Rowen is in trouble
[] Some fresh air will do me good
[] there's someone out there, who needs an ass kicking
[] I want to see who screamed just now
[] What are you my mom?
[] Oh? Scared I'll get hurt
[] Such a sweet girl, don't worry, I'll be right back, I'll even take the blanket to stay warm
[] Please yet go
[] Fine then, you're coming to 1d20+10
[]Bit clingy aren't ya?
[] write in

>>1117805
>[] What are you my mom?
>[] Oh? Scared I'll get hurt
>[] Such a sweet girl, don't worry, I'll be right back, I'll even take the blanket to stay warm

>>1117805
>[] I thinK Rowen is in trouble
>[] Some fresh air will do me good
>[] I want to see who screamed just now
>[] Such a sweet girl, don't worry, I'll be right back, I'll even take the blanket to stay warm

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1117805
>[] I want to see who screamed just now
>[] Such a sweet girl, don't worry, I'll be right back, I'll even take the blanket to stay warm
>[] Fine then, you're coming to 1d20+10
>[]Bit clingy aren't ya?

>>1117805
>[] I thinK Rowen is in trouble
>[] I want to see who screamed just now
>[] Such a sweet girl, don't worry, I'll be right back, I'll even take the blanket to stay warm

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1117805
>[] I thinK Rowen is in trouble
>[] Fine then, you're coming to 1d20+10

>>1117805

>[] I thinK Rowen is in trouble

"I think that stupid squirrel got someone angry again."

*Cue Rowen being used as a ball between two giants.

"Here I go, smash ball!"

"AHH!"

"I want to see who screamed just now" I say bluntly as she grips my wrist a bit tighter and frowns, almost pouting.

"No fighting when you're sick" She says sternly "you were having trouble doing anything a few minutes ago'

"Well I've had my medicine now, so I should be fine right?" I ask, smirking as she frowns a bit deeper "Not like I'm running a marathon or anything"

"You JUST took your medicine, give it a couple of minutes at least, like half an hour" She says trying to pull me back to the couch "Come on, didn't you want to watch Kaijus fighting"

"Well I want to see who screamed now" I say shrugging as she groans and lets go of my wrist

"why are you so set on seeing what that was, it was probably just some girl getting scared or tripping over something" She says, clapping her hands together...why do her leaves look so wilted? "Its probably nothing"

"But it could be Rowen in trouble again, and that's what I think it is" I say as softly as I can, grinning and showing off my mouthful of fangs

Yvette's eyes go wide and she gasps

"Fine" She says nearly whispering "just be careful and don't get into a fight, whatever you do...just be as safe as you can be, okay may"

"You're such a sweet girl" I say, patting the bark on her arm as I turn to leave our room "Don't worry, I'll be right back, Hell I'll even take the blanket to stay warm if it'd help"

She huffs. I smirk and turn around, and get a balled up blanket to the face

"Make sure to tie it up really tight!" She says with an impish smile, waving me goodby,, as I pull the heavy, patchwork blanket off of my face.

and decide to wrap it around myself like a bathrobe, trying it around my tail and under my shoulders before I leave. I feel like an eskimo, and it really isn't comfortable having something tied to my tail....I'm really glad Pam and Jamie can't see me right now. Jamie wouldn't let me see the end of it, and I don't want to think about how Pam would react.

Sighing, I stop in the hallway, rubbing my neck as my eyes burn in the sun light....my backs been aching ever since my little "growth" spurt. These things are a real pain in my ass.

Shaking my head I start to walk along again, until I see a familiar red and black jacket in the garden's just beside the hallway.

I pause, looking at the cat girl leaning against the glass wall having a smoke

"HEY BOSS" She begins to shout happily

What do I do?
[] Grab her through the wall 1d20+might
[] See if there's a bruised squirrel around here anywhere
[] thank her for reminding me I need to redo Clara's jacket
[]tell anyone, and I'm beating your ass, you did not see me wearing this
[] Hey little kitty, where's your friends
[] I swear to god if you dumb bitches ARE STILL being cunts I will show you what hell really is
[] Tyrants roar 1d20+magic
[] Yep, calling the cops
[] write in

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1117931
>[] Grab her through the wall 1d20+might
>[] thank her for reminding me I need to redo Clara's jacket
>[] See if there's a bruised squirrel around here anywhere

>>1117931
>[] Hey little kitty, where's your friends
[] thank her for reminding me I need to redo Clara's jacket

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1117931
>[] Grab her through the wall 1d20+might
>[] I swear to god if you dumb bitches ARE STILL being cunts I will show you what hell really is
>[] thank her for reminding me I need to redo Clara's jacket
>[] See if there's a bruised squirrel around here anywhere

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1117931
>grab her through the wall
>Hey little kitty, where's your friends?

>>1117931
>[] Hey little kitty, where's your friends
>[] I swear to god if you dumb bitches ARE STILL being cunts I will show you what hell really is
>[] See if there's a bruised squirrel around here anywhere
>[] thank her for reminding me I need to redo Clara's jacket

>>1117931
>[] See if there's a bruised squirrel around here anywhere
>[] thank her for reminding me I need to redo Clara's jacket
>[] Hey little kitty, where's your friends

>>1117931

>[] Hey little kitty, where's your friends
>[] thank her for reminding me I need to redo Clara's jacket

>>1117931

>[] See if there's a bruised squirrel around here anywhere
>[] thank her for reminding me I need to redo Clara's jacket
>[] Hey little kitty, where's your friend

She called us Boss, so...

>>1117931

>[] Hey little kitty, where's your friends
>[] I swear to god if you dumb bitches ARE STILL being cunts I will show you what hell really is
>[] See if there's a bruised squirrel around here anywhere
>[] thank her for reminding me I need to redo Clara's jacket

17+10=27= GRAND SUCCESS
-
She looks back at me, like a little brat who's just go a lolly. And then she sees me smiling like the older kid who's about to take their candy right out of their hands. Smiling a sadistic smile, I crack my knuckles and punch a hole straight through the glass, without shattering it somehow. She yowls, and starts to try and run away from me, but I grab her jack and pull. She slams into the glass wall, and somehow manages to make a perfect outline of herself. She mewls weakly, kicking and trying to push my scale covered and clawed hands away from herself as I lean in close and snort on her face.

"Hey little kitty" I say, smiling as hold her up at eye level "Where's your friends, also thanks for reminding me, I still need to fix up clara's old jacket"

"Th..they're outside" She says covering her face as I look around for a crying Rowen, but I don't hear her, and she usually makes a lot of noise when she's getting the shit kicked out of her so...unless they've gagged her she isn't getting jumped "But we're not here to"

I glare at the cat girl for interrupting my train of thought

"Sorry, I don't know what I did, but sorry" She says meekly

What do I do?
[] tease and laugh at the poor thing
[] have her lead me to the rest of the fish bones
[] tell her to tell her friends to GTFO, then punt her
[] Find Rowen, just to be sure she isn't in danger here
[]....Warm *forceful bear hug*
[] Wait, so you guys aren't here to fuck with me this time
[]Man, you've guys really lost your bark...never had a bite though did ya?
[]Did you just call me boss?
[] write in

>>1117991
>[]....Warm *forceful bear hug*
>[] Wait, so you guys aren't here to fuck with me this time
>[]Did you just call me boss?

>>1117991
>[]....Warm *forceful bear hug*
>[] Wait, so you guys aren't here to fuck with me this time
>[] Find Rowen, just to be sure she isn't in danger here

>>1117991
>[] tease and laugh at the poor thing
>[] have her lead me to the rest of the fish bones
>[]....Warm *forceful bear hug*
>[] Wait, so you guys aren't here to fuck with me this time
>[]Did you just call me boss?

>>1117991

>[] Wait, so you guys aren't here to fuck with me this time
>[]Did you just call me boss?
[]....Warm *forceful bear hug*

>>1117991
>[] Find Rowen, just to be sure she isn't in danger here
>[]....Warm *forceful bear hug*
>[] Wait, so you guys aren't here to fuck with me this time

>>1117991
>[]....Warm *forceful bear hug*
>[] Wait, so you guys aren't here to fuck with me this time
>[]Did you just call me boss?

>>1117991

Do you ignore the majority votes when there is a roll? Even if you ignore the last minute one the option to nor break stuff and not getting in trouble with the bear woman was winning!

>>1117991
>[] tease and laugh at the poor thing
>[] have her lead me to the rest of the fish bones
>[]....Warm *forceful bear hug*
>[] Wait, so you guys aren't here to fuck with me this time

>>1118020
Ah, see the thing was I was writing it before the votes swung to put it out of half the vote count
and since I didn't get much sleep, I didn't think to go back and edit like I usually do when things like this happens

So basically it was a brainfart

and I am very sorry

>>1118036

And now the bear woman will kill us for breaking the glass - -

>>1118042
Well, I'll fix it so that doesn't happen, since it was my fuck up and no oneelses

Anyways writing

>>1118042
If we were in top form she wouldn't be a problem. As for right now though, I'm not a fan of our odds. But who can say who broke that window? Maybe our little friend was just so excited to see her boss that she forgot there was a glass wall between us?

>>1118056
just blame it on the squirrel

>>1118056

Idiot we live in her inn. If we beat her up we get kicked out!

>>1118063
But the squirrel is our friend! And almost definitely has an alibi.

>>1118070

Not quite our friend.

>Look for the squirrel and hug her, she is warm.

>>1118076
That was meant as a joke more or less. But the window isn't broken anymore so this is inconsequential. But I will second hugging the squirrel.

>Look for the squirrel and hug her, she is warm.

I hold her up a bit higher, smirking as she shakes in her boots...well not that she's wearing any kind of shoes at all...then again neither am I. I frown and she starts praying, while the cold air from the now open door in the hallway blows over me, making me shiver and feel colder than I was in my room. I wince through the breeze and realize, just how warm the cat girl is, with her tufts of fur, leather jacket and of course the fear she's feeling for me right now. Her entire body is like a blanket fresh from the dryer, nice and toasty. I could use that

"Warm" I mummer as I give her a bear hug, holding her against my chest tightly as she whines and mewls, probably trying to get her friends to save her, since that worked so WELL the last time they relied on eachother

"HEeeelp" She whines as I hug her tighter, closing my eyes and smiling dumbly as her warmth passes into me.

"Ahhhhh" I sigh as she whimpers, trying to pull her face away from mine as I rest against it

"We're not causing any trouble, we just want to" She squeaks before I cut her off with another squeeze

"Wait, so you guys aren't here to fuck with me this time?" I ask bluntly as she turns a little blue from me hugging her so tightly

"Why would we, you're fucking terrifying, you broke a table with clara and punched an steel door off its hinges" She says quickly, sounding more like a mouse than a cat

"Ah" I say smiling as she tries to wiggle out of my arms "Rad, now I don't have to hurt you"

"So you'll let me go?" She asks hopefully, holding up a claw as she wheezes, having a little trouble breathing right in my grasp.

"Hell no, its godamn freezing out here" I say, holding her like a teddy bear as she starts to wail and mewl again "Also, did you just call me boss?"

"No I mean I could if you wanted to I mean it was mostly just a slip of the tongue, please just let me gooooo!" She says, basically mumbling and spewing out a bunch of nonsense she's trying to say so much.

What do I do?
[] Let her go
[] Fuck with her for a bit, for laughs
[] have her lead me to the rest of the kities
[] See if the thing about cat's like their ears rubbed is true
[]"Slow down, what the fuck were you saying just now?"
[] Hey, I'm not going to hurt you
[] ask if she's seen rowen anywhere
[] laugh with her about how stoned clara got
[] Apologize for using her as a heat pack
[] write in

>>1118095
>[] Hey, I'm not going to hurt you
>[] ask if she's seen rowen anywhere
>[] Fuck with her for a bit, for laughs
>[] have her lead me to the rest of the kities
>[] See if the thing about cat's like their ears rubbed is true
>[] laugh with her about how stoned clara got
>[] Let her go

>>1118095
>Have all the kitties cover you to make a kitty blanket!

>>1118095
>[]"Slow down, what the fuck were you saying just now?"
>[] Hey, I'm not going to hurt you
>[] ask if she's seen rowen anywhere
>[] Apologize for using her as a heat pack

>>1118095
>[] Hey, I'm not going to hurt you
>[] ask if she's seen rowen anywhere

>>1118095
>[] See if the thing about cat's like their ears rubbed is true
[] have her lead me to the rest of the kities

>>1118095
>[] See if the thing about cat's like their ears rubbed is true
>[] Fuck with her for a bit, for laughs
>[] have her lead me to the rest of the kities

>>1118095
>[] See if the thing about cat's like their ears rubbed is true
>[] Hey, I'm not going to hurt you
>[] ask if she's seen rowen anywher

"I might, if you tell me one thing" I say, easily holding her in place even as she trashes around like her life depends on her getting away from me and running as far and as fast as possible, its kind of cute in a dumb way actually.

"Yes yes, anything, just stop crushing me" She whimpers...I'm not even holding her that tightly, but I guess I could be a bit gentler with her "Thaaank you"

"SO, have you seen Rowen around, ya know red headed squirell girl, fluffy tail, thinks shes a hot shot reporter or some shit?"" I ask sweetly as the cat girl kicks at my legs trying to get enough traction to push herself free

"No I haven't please, I don't know nothin" She whines , her tail swishing back and forth rapidly as she sniffles and goes slack, accepting her fate she shakes...is she crying "Just don't eat me, I'm all bone"

I mouth "What the fuck" before smirking and laughing

"Hey I'm not going to hurt you" I say, watching her ears twitch as she continues sniffling and blubbering "But I am a little curious"

"About whu?" She sniffles, sounding like a child

"If the thing about cat's like their ears rubbed was true" I say cheerfully as I grab her ears between my forefingers and thumbs

"NO NOT THE EARS" She shrieks, suddenly squirming a lot more as I begin to rub my fingers around in her soft and fluffy cat ears
cont

"Ehehehehehe" I cackle cruely as I continue messing and playing with her ears, making her cheeks turn a nice peachy color as she closes her eyes and freezes up, barely able to make a sound as hold her up by her arms

"Nyoooo" She meows, trying to bat me away weakly, her hand dropping as she begins to look like she's about to melt, her eyes opening halfway as she begins to drool already

"Man this is fun, didn't think it'd work this fast though" I say as she begins to purr pushing her head closer to my hands, closing her eyes again and falling limp in my arms as I continue messing with her ears like a stress ball, but gently instead of just crushing them in my fists.

I giggle as she groans like she just got hit in the head with a tire iron, her head falling forward and jerking back up as she tries her best to stay awake in the face of my ear onslaught. She's purring louder now, much louder. Hell I think I could mistake her for a lawnmower if I was far enough away.

God, ya know, cat girls are really fun to mess with, should've done this more when I was a bully

"THAT'S MINE! LET GO!" Carla screams as I turn to see a few tons of feathers and fur flying at me

roll 1d20+durability

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1118227

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1118227

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1118227
Oh god fuck!

>"I see why you collect these, this shit is cathartic!"

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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1118227

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1118227

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>>1118245

>>1118245

Thank you very much.

Advice for next time, if someone gets a 15 or better, stop rolling!

>>1118245
REroll.

>>1118245
You have a reroll now
wanna use it?
[]YEAH 1 1d20
[] Nah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzUHaRsxFzg

>>1118245
I'm almost tempted to let this one slide because of how hard we beat her ass the other day, but fuck that shit. Reroll please, if we have any. Unless someone else rolls and get's a 20.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1118227

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1118251
>[]YEAH 1 1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1118251
[]YEAH 1 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1118251
>[]YEAH 1 1d20

Not today, griffon!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1118251
>[]YEAH 1 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1118251
Only if the shard is reusable

>>1118252
>>1118250
i mean we are sick as hell hsould hvae just let it happen

>>1118261
I'd say if it was being burnt, other wise its being spent safely and will recharge

>>1118262
That exactly why we shouldn't have let it happen. We're sick and Clara packs a mean punch when she has momentum, not to mention we're cuddling one of her kittens. And jealousy/protective instinct is one hell of a motivator.

>>1118269
could end up thowing up on both of them?

15+5= 20- 3 *sickness* = 17=failure
-

I gasp and stumble backwards as she flies at me, but not into me. I tumble, tripping on the carpet as she grabs the girl out of my hands and pulls, pulling me up and forward easily as she yanks the purring and barely conscious cat girl from my arms. I wave my arms, trying to keep my balance as I fall forward. Covering my eyes as the tacky red and brown carpet rushes to meet me, I push my tail between my legs and catch myself on it....but it hurts like a bitch. I yelp and stand back up, rubbing its tip as I turn and glare at Clara.

I tilt my head as she holds the cat girl in one arm and plays with her ears, rubbing one of them in a slowly circling motion. She glances back at me and huffs

"Only I'm allowed to touch my subjects like that, dragon and" She pauses as she tilts her head in confusions, and leans down to get a better look at me, blinking a few times as she tries to make sure what she's seeing is real "What are you...is that a blanket?"

I feel myself starting to blush as she giggles

"Oh that's so cute" She says teasingly...or maybe not "I should have some of my girls dress up like that, its just adorable"

What do I do?
[] Punch her in the face 1d100
[] take the cat girl back 1d20+might
[] so why they hell are you here
[] I can see why you keep them around, that was therapeutic
[] want me to kick your ass again
[] funny way to say hello to someone who beat the shit out of you
[] Hey clara, here for another fight
[] Birdbrain, I have a cold, I am in no mood for this right now
[] Oh, so what? you wanted to drop by and say high or something
[] So are you done living in that fantasy world of yours
[]sorry about triple suplexing you into a table...and cat nip, but you have to admit it was awesome
[] Can I have a cat girl or two?
[] write in

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>1118288
>[] Punch her in the face 1d100
>[] Hey clara, here for another fight
>[] Birdbrain, I have a cold, I am in no mood for this right now

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>1118288
>[] Punch her in the face 1d100
>[] HA! Knew you were here for revenge!
>[] So are you done living in that fantasy world of yours

>>1118288
>[] Birdbrain, I have a cold, I am in no mood for this right now
>[] so why they hell are you here
>[] I can see why you keep them around, that was therapeutic
>[] want me to kick your ass again
>[] funny way to say hello to someone who beat the shit out of you

>>1118288
[] I can see why you keep them around, that was therapeutic
[]sorry about triple suplexing you into a table...and cat nip, but you have to admit it was awesome
[] Can I have a cat girl or two?
[] so why they hell are you here

Not in the mood for a scrap today. Lets see where this goes.

>>1118288
>[] I can see why you keep them around, that was therapeutic
>[] Birdbrain, I have a cold, I am in no mood for this right now
>[] Oh, so what? you wanted to drop by and say high or something

>>1118288

[] so why they hell are you here


We are sick, we shouldn't fight.

>>1118295
>[] Birdbrain, I have a cold, I am in no mood for this right now
Adding this.

Also, hoping we adopt.

>>1118288

>[] I can see why you keep them around, that was therapeutic
>[] Birdbrain, I have a cold, I am in no mood for this right now
>[] Oh, so what? you wanted to drop by and say high or something

"So... are you here to give me a lot of roots and try to win my love? Because I think you are kind of cute."

>>1118288
>[] Birdbrain, I have a cold, I am in no mood for this right now
>[] Can I have a cat girl or two?
>[] I can see why you keep them around, that was therapeutic

>>1118288
[] Birdbrain, I have a cold, I am in no mood for this right now
[] so why they hell are you here
[]sorry about triple suplexing you into a table...and cat nip, but you have to admit it was awesome
[] Can I have a cat girl or two?

DIPLOMACY, HO!

>>1118294
Adding

>[] Can I have a cat girl or two?

Since I didn't think anyone would vote for it.

>>1118312
also
[]Write-in
>"So, you ever thought about getting your girls a trainer? Strength in numbers is good, but you could use a bit more strength for your numbers.

[muffled "i'll make a man out of you" playing in the background]

>>1118288
>[]sorry about triple suplexing you into a table...and cat nip, but you have to admit it was awesome
[] Can I have a cat girl or two?

>>1118337

"Can I have you... I mean can I have a catgirl or two?"

"Birdbrain" I say, wiping my nose as she tries to stifle a laugh "I have a col, I am in no for this right now"

"What?" She asks, tilting her head as she scratches her crony under her chin, keeping her purring as she starts to knead her shit "Wait do you think I came here for another throw down? Oh..Oh no, I'm not an idiot, I've learned my lesson with dragons, and hopefully all my girls have to"

"Hmmm" I say stuffing my hands into my jean's tight pockets "So why they hell are you here then if you don't want to get revenge"

"Oh, want to rebuild the bridge we kind of burned together, you know make friends, since you're kind of a badass" She says laughing "I mean I'd love to fight you again, I just don't want to be the enemy of someone like you, understand?"

"Yeah, I get it" I say smiling as she smirks and nods "Just next time keep better control of your...pets"

"Well I do spoil them a bit" She says, hugging the cat girl like a teddy bear, and squeezing her cheeks "But how can I not? Look how cute they are! But...don't worry, official gang rule numero six, don't piss off the wingless dragon"

"Or Jamie" I say nodding slowly "But this is a little weird, I thought you'd be too prideful to do anything like this"

"Oh trust me, if it was anyone else, I would be, but my little cuties did provoke you, so its kind of fair to owe up to that" She groans hanging her head "Damn jackasses, but I love em"

"Well I know why you keep them around, that was therapeutic" I say grinning as her eyes narrow and she clacks her slightly fang like teeth

"Don't, touch my kitties" She says sternly "that's the only rule we'll have, they're mine to cuddle and play with, okay"

"Aawww, you sure I can't have one or two of them? I could use a cat girl" I say teasingly as I stand on my tiptoes to look her in the eyes

"If they want to, I wouldn't stop them, but if you kidnap them, our little spat will start again" She says coldly "But look....I'm really sorry they caused you so much trouble and...kidnapped your"

She holds her hand out, waiting for my reply

What do I say Rowen is to me?
[] Pest
[] annoyance
[] friend
[] future friend
[] Rat
[]Rowen
[] Idiot
[] Punching bag
[] Tail pillow
[] write in

>>1118372
>[] friend
and
>[] Tail pillow

>>1118372
>[] Rat
>[] Pest
>[] annoyance
>[] Idiot
>[] Tail pillow
>[]Rowen

>>1118372
>[]Rowen
>[] Tail pillow
>[] friend

>>1118372
>[] It's complicated

>>1118372
>[] Rat
>[] Pest
>[] annoyance
>[] Idiot
>[] Tail pillow
>[]Rowen

>>1118372
>[] Tail pillow

>>1118372
[] annoyance
[] friend
[] Idiot

>>1118372

>[]Rowen
>[] Tail pillow
>[] friend
>[] "Future lover... I mean pest!"

>>1118406
I just imagined may saying that last one in the most deadpan way possible

>>1118415
Do it!

>>1118372
>[] friend
and
>[] Tail pillow

>>1118372
>[] Rat
>[] Pest
>[] annoyance
>[] Idiot
>[] Tail pillow
>[] Slanderer
>[] Punching Bag

>>1118372
>[] Pest

I shrug, rolling my neck as I take a deep breath and let it out my nose, creating a small cloud of steam as I take my hands out of my pockets and cross my arms, staring out the other end of the glass hallway.

"Friend I guess, I'm trying to be one for her anyways, but well...we have some history" I say sadly as Clara smiles, and nods

"Yeah, I figured as much when you called her phone and just laughed for a solid two minutes" She says with a chuck, covering her living stuffed animal with her wings "And then called back and started a very...colorful stream of threats"

"It was some of my best work, but I'm also thinking of using her as a pillow for my tail or use her tail for a pillow, haven't decided yet" I say bluntly as Clara blushes for a second

"And why are you telling me this?" She asks, looking confused and more than a little awkwar

"No reason not to, besides not like you'll tell her" I chuckling as she nods

"Well you have me there" She says frowning slightly "Well hope you two can stay friends"

She starts to turn away and I tap my foot

"Going already? you just came by to say sorry?" I ask as she freeze up "That's a little weird init?"

"AH!" She yells turning around, wincing like she's in some terrible "Nearly forgot, I was going to give you a present since your a...well I thought you could use a present, and well...kind of owe you for what my darling idiots, you like roots right?"

What do I say?
[] GIVE THEM TO ME!
[] Aw, do you have a crush
[] ....depends, what kind
[]Ah, paying tribute? well kiss the bottoms of my boots first
[] tch, I don't want nothing from you
[]Rowen told you that didn't she?
[]Hey hey, I don't want shit, just....look we cool, stay out of my hair, and I won't rip yours our, okay?
[] Where'd all your pride go
[] eh...leave them in the box, I have a movie to watch
[] NO who'd eat roots 1d20+will
[] Can I get a cat girl with that, and a large coke
[] write in

>>1118372
>[] Pest
>[] annoyance
>[] Idiot
>[] future friend

>>1118459
*for what my darling idiots did

>>1118459
>[]Rowen told you that didn't she?
>[] GIVE THEM TO ME!
>[] Can I get a cat girl with that, and a large coke

>>1118459
>[] ....depends, what ki-GIVE THEM TO ME!
>Your bribe is accepted

>>1118459
>[] tch, I don't want nothing from you
>...
>[] ...what kind?

>>1118459
>[] Aw, do you have a crush
>[]Hey hey, I don't want shit, just....look we cool, stay out of my hair, and I won't rip yours our, okay?
>[]Rowen told you that didn't she?

>>1118459

We are a dragon, we are greedy.

[] GIVE THEM TO ME!
[] Aw, do you have a crush

>>1118459
>[]Ah, paying tribute? well kiss the bottoms of my boots first
>[] Can I get a cat girl with that, and a large coke

>>1118459
>[] ....depends, what kind
>[]Rowen told you that didn't she?

>>1118459
>[]Rowen told you that didn't she?
>[] Aw, do you have a crush

also still >>1118318 . Because next time they'll piss off another legend, i'd rather not see their place outlined with yellow tape and filled with little chalk silhouettes in various states of disrepair.

>>1118459
>[] GIVE THEM TO ME!
[] Can I get a cat girl with that, and a large coke

"Rowen told you didn't she?" I ask, smirking as I look up at Carla's wild brown hair, as she pushes a dingy looking burlap sack behind herself with her lion paws

"Well, that was one things she tried to bargain her way out of our club with" She says frowning "Honestly it was a little sad listening to her, guess she made it up them
"

I look her dead in the eyes, walk up to her calmly, stand on my claws so I can get as close as I can to getting eye to eye with her. She backs away from me, mostly because she sees my fangs as I take a deep breath through them, my stomach puffing out as I hold it in for awhile.

"GIVE THEM TO ME!" I bellow, shaking the entire hallway, waking the cat girl in clara's arms up and nearly making her jump through the glass roof

"Did you have to scream that?" She asks, hugging her shell shocked looking kitty

"Eh, its funner this way" I say grinning, making her frown turn to a smirk "So can I have them, you aren't being a tease are ya"

"STOP YELLING!" the owner bellows, and all three of us turn to look towards her voice, and then huddle close together

"Yes of course, they're yours" She says whispering into my ear "Also there's one other thing I want to give you, its the only way to get into a very special club for legends like you and me, since you seem pretty far out of the loop here, may"

What do I do?
[] ignore her, get roots
[] Laugh her off, and take my roots back to my room
[] take it, out of curiosity
[] make her apologize to rowen
[]Tell her I don't go clubbing
[] Ask her what the fuck is a legend
[] Take it, then break it in front of her
[] Tell her we should do something sometime
[] write in

>>1118521
>[] take it, out of curiosity
>[] Ask her what the fuck is a legend

>>1118521
>[] Ask her what the fuck is a legend

>>1118521
[] make her apologize to rowen
[] take it, out of curiosity
[] Ask her what the fuck is a legend
[] Tell her we should do something sometime

>>1118521
>[] take it, out of curiosity
>[] make her apologize to rowen
>[]Tell her I don't go clubbing
>[] Ask her what the fuck is a legend
>[] Tell her we should do something sometime

>>1118521
>>1118531
This

>>1118521
>[] make her apologize to rowen
>[]Tell her I don't go clubbing
>[] Ask her what the fuck is a legend

>>1118534

>[] take it, out of curiosity
>[] make her apologize to rowen
>[] Ask her what the fuck is a legend
>[] Tell her we should do something sometime

>>1118521

"So... you want to go on a date already? You are kind of shameless aren't ya? Still you are kind of cute..."

>>1118521
>Ignore her, get roots

>>1118521
[]Tell her I don't go clubbing
[] Ask her what the fuck is a legend

"Thanks but....I have to ask" I say calmly as I hold my black scaled and clawed hand to her as we both take a step back "What the fuck is a legend"

"I tried to tell you several times" She says furrowing her brow and looking pretty upset "Everytime I tried you teased me and acted like I was playing a game"

"To be fair, that's just who I am, and you did sound like you were playing pretend but...getting thrown into a wall has made me a little" I say, pausing and flicking my tongue out of my lips "Curious"

"Oh and you won't mock me this time?" She asks crossing her arms as I smile "Or treat me like a little kid"

"Yeah, of course, we're cool now remember" I say, rooting through the sack of roots sniffing a weird twisted white one...smells a bit like soap, but eh, looks like it'll taste just as good as any other root, stuffing it in my mouth, I turn back up to her and start chewing "Yah show tell me an All lisin"

"Alright uh...where to begin its a little hard to explain without seeming like your insane" She sighs, flapping her wings as she sets her cat girl down, and then sits down, holding her head in her hands in deep thought "Well first off Cryptid fever isn't a normal disease"

"Yeah no shit" I say, smacking my lips...why is this root so oily?

"No I mean it really isn't alright, look its...kind of uh, well it is a disease for most people but for some of us, like you and me its more like a" She pauses and sighs "Code"

"A code?" I chuckle "I think you've been playing too many video games but keep going"

"As I was saying May' She sighs heavily "its like a code for people like you and me, it sort of unlocks something that has been locked away and don't you say anything"

"I wasn't, I was just thinking it" I say sarcastically as I grab another root and nibble on it "Thanks for these by the way, they're really good"

"Don't mention it, but as I was saying, it unlocks what's been lost to us...no that's not right it makes our bodies remember what they used to be" She says slowly as I tilt my head chewing on my root "Well...mostly"

"Alright, I don't get what you're saying at all" I say flatly as I shove the rest of the root in my mouth "Maybe just say what a legend is, instead of explaining it...weirdly"

"Okay, sorry, was trying to be dramatic" She says holding up her hands "But to put it simply, every myth and legend made by man was real, magic used to be real as it is now, me and you were monsters in a previous life but....well Now we're monster girls and its sort of spreading"

I chew on my root, huh...see she could either be crazy or she could be telling the truth and I used to be some kind of badass dragon which is...weird cause...actually I kind of am like a dragon, since all the fairy tails I know about dragons is that they're massive pricks most of the time and
cont

>>1118564

"Anyways, there's a club in tartarus for us legends, they helped me and my sister figure out what we used to be, even though it was pretty obvious for us" She says flapping her wings happily "And well, its a pretty nice place when it isn't burning or about to be set on fire, just show them this coin and they'll yet you in"

She holds up a small HOLY SHIT IS THAT A GOLDEN COIN!? why is all oval shaped and...damn is it carved like a dragon. Huh, I don't care if she's crazy that's a really nice looking coin and even if its all just pretend...it does seem pretty interresting to be honest

I grind widely as she flips the coin into the air. I catch it and she smiles happily

"Well, hope me and you will get along better now" Clara says bowing her head

hmm

What do I do
[] Believe it all
[] don't
[] ask how old she is
[] write in

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>>1118567
>Doesn't hurt to humor her
I half expected it to be a lucky coin

>>1118567

[] ask how old she is
[] Go to the club to see if it's real.

Would the Puss In Boots be a legend or fairy tales are too new?

>>1118567
>Be skeptical since this sounds rather, You know, COMPLETELY INSANE
>Doesn't hurt to humor her

>>1118567
>[] ask how old she is

>>1118567
>[] ask how old she is

>>1118567
>Be skeptical since this sounds rather, You know, COMPLETELY INSANE
>Doesn't hurt to humor her
basically, it's POSSIBLE, but holy fuck does it sound nuts.

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>>1118574
I need one of those

>>1118576
yes, urban legends count as "new" legends

>>1118567
>Believe it, but remain skeptical until we receive further proof.
>[] ask how old she is

>>1118576
>1729
Seems old enough to me.

>>1118583
*also urban legends

>>1118567
>[] write in
>"burning or about to be set on fire? Sounds like my kind of place."

>>1118583
...man i am not looking forwards to the slenderman monstergirl.

>Inb4 she's shy as fuck
>she runs away from all social interaction
>she hates how scary she looks
>constantly mopey and withdrawn about everything to do with herself
>when she saw that news thing about two girls trying to sacrifice their friend she hid in her room under the covers for a week straight crying

>>1118583
I got the Puss In Boots who hates her damn fur since is too damn hot.

So she just wears a one piece bikini and boots and in the summer has to cut her fur to just covering her skin.

Oh and she is tired of the "Puss...y" jokes.

She does odd jobs, trades and is very very very good at talking.

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>>1118595
spooooky
>>1118596
and has a compulsion to wear leather boots at all times

>>1118595
>friends/roomates with the bloody mary girl who constantly tries to cheer her up and get her out of the apartment
>EVERY TIME she manages it, something happens that makes slendergirl accidentally scare somebody and go right back to self-loathing and hiding under the covers.

>>1118595
That sounds kind of adorable actually. I may be a bad person. But wouldn't the Slenderman be way too new to be a Legend, or am I just being an uncultured bastard by thinking it started with the video game?

>>1118608
It may be new but bloody mary was an option, and the slender mythos grew INSANELY fast, and is quite well known. Hell I wouldn't be to surprised if we also got a few other internet monstergirls. Like one based on the SCP mascot statue thing

>>1118595
Eh it's more of an internet thing than an actual you know legend like Jack the Ripper so to say.

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>>1118608
it started as a creepypasta in '09

>>1118608

Yes is a tad too new. At most we should use stuff that's 100 years old or older so the Jersey Devil counts but not something that only became know thanks to the Internet.

And Paula does indeed love to wear boots but hates high heels. Boots with High heels did not exist back then after all.

>>1118610
That would be a terrible existence, depending on how many of the rules for that thing she'd have to follow. It also helps confirm something I was wondering about, so thanks for that.

>>1118610

Bloody Mary is older than the internet, it even had a few movies.

The thing is, by the logic of this quest any Legend too new has not died yet so it can't be reborn as a monster girl.

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So turns out I got first degree burns from my heater without noticing it, Good thing I'm going to the doctors tomorrow....

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>>1118617

>>1118627
Is that actual WOG? Because if so, awesome, but I've never seen hm say that.

>>1118627
An, that makes more sense. So my character idea doesn't work, oh well.

>>1118635
It's just that its been stated in MGA and this thread that legends are the reincarnations of important stuff. If a legend isn't too old, it hasn't died and therefore can't be reincarnated

>>1118627
As long as that means that we won't run into any skinwalkers then we're good.

I mean, it's possible, but so is me sprouting another head and suddenly becoming a saint. I mean its bat shit insane, monsters being reborn into monster girls? I mean that's just insane even compared to the Cryptid fever itself in all its weird bullshit. I mean I'm sure there's some explanation for it, but I don't know it. But what she said is crazy, I mean anyone can claim it, its really easy to just say its bullshit. But the whole idea of old souls rewriting their current bodies is pretty cool, and would make a few things easier to understand in this world buuut. ITS ALL JUST BATSHIT INSANE. I flick the coin between my finger and look up at Clara as she smiles innocently, completely unlike when she was trying to rip my face off with her talons.When she isn't trying to rip you to shreds she's a nice person I guess, I mean I've only talked to her twice, and she's a little weird with her obsession with cat girls and that whole, sometimes acting like royalty things but...I'm trying to be a nicer person, and nice people don't just crush whatever dreams or games others are playing just to be dick.


"I'll check it out, seems like my kind of place" I say grinning as I pocket the coin "Hell Maybe I'll even figure out what I used to be"

"Yeah you'd fit right in, and I hope you can to, maybe we have a history together" She says standing back up, her lackey curled up next to her sound asleep "Awww, looks like I'll have to carry you back now, well if you want to find me, you know where I roost"

"And you know were I...nest?" I say shrugging as she chuckles "Thanks for explaining this to me though really "Cleared" things up"

"Don't mention it, besides it was kind of sad seeing you blunder around not knowing what you were" she says, picking up the cat girl like a doll, but carefully, like a very old and valuable doll "Anyways I got to get back to cat pack, see you around"

"See ya, but uh, before you go I have one more question for you Carla" I say standing back up, coughing once or twice

"oh? wondering what mythology you're from?" She asks frown and sighing sadly "Can't help you there"

"Nah, I was just wandering how old you were" I say happily as she smiles and laughs

"sixteen" She says happily as I bite my tongue...I thought she was older than I was and she's younger than me. That's actually a real shocker

"Why'd you ask?" She asks as I chuckle and shrug

"No reason, just curious" I say, shutting myself up before I can start laughing and teasing her about it, by shoving a fat root into my mouth, waving good bye as I turn and walk away

"Kah, so rude" She grunts as she turns and walks to other way, cat girl in tow.

Hmm, well if there really is a club it'll be fun to check out when I have time, even if its just a small little place, it could be a good time. Just need to go once I'm done being sick and

cont

>>1118595
>>1118596
>>1118607
>>1118617
>>1118634


Gooood gooood


>>1118631
AHHh, jesus that really sucks, you alright man?

>>1118647
Exactly

>>1118668

Skinwalkers are native american legends so they are old. However since there isn't a legend of a particular skinwalker I don't think it counts for the Legends club.

>>1118671
Have some free time.

I open the door to my and Yvette's room and no sooner than I do do I hear

"are you alright? Is Rowen okay" Why were you out for so long? Do you need anything? Where'd you get that bag? Why are you looking so smug? Fine guess you don't want to go back to watching movies then"

"WAIT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT" I shout as Yvette smiles smugly...yeah, seems like my life is going to get interesting either way

and we'll end here
I've archived
sorry for the push back
and I'll answer questions

>>1118668
They'd just be really good cosplayers

>>1118671
>AHHh, jesus that really sucks, you alright man?
Yup, Still have absolutely no fucking clue how I didn't feel it though, Preeeetty sure it's supposed to hurt.

>>1118684
That happens sometimes.. I damn near cracked my head open and didn't feel it for like a minute once

>>1118631

I got second degree burns from the sun once. Trust me you will be okay even if growing skin back sucks at least you are still able to sleep on your back.

Did you remember to put the burns in cold water for an hour or two? Iced water works best even if it's really annoying.

>>1118682
Great thread as always HM thanks for running. Glad someone explained which legends can be reborn, I was wondering about that for a while. Just never seemed like something worth asking about I guess. Oh well, back to wandering about Wikipedia for character ideas.

>>1118684
Headmaster's writing is so good you were enthralled in the story and was blinded to the rest of the world?

>>1118703
So, I'm a bard with preform writing?

>>1118697
Thanks for the tip, Gonna do that now.
>>1118703
Apparently!

Anyways thanks fer running HM, Seeya next time!

>>1118719
seeya, sorry you got burnt

>>1118708
Yes!