>>1174411


What do I do?
[] Tease her about her small chest
[] Ask her how exactly Layla killed her
[] Brush her off and walk away *BAD IDEA*
[] Treat her like a little kid, to annoy her
[] Point out I'm the exact opposite of a whore, since I've been faithful despite everything
[] Summon my spear, and strike 1d100
[] whip her with my tongue 1d100
[] ask if we can do this somewhere else
[] Try and calm her down, by talking about demon things
[] try and calm her down, by talking about when we were human
[] Use my magic 1d20+pot
[] turn into a dragon!
[] write in

>>1174414
[X] Brush her off and walk away *BAD IDEA*

>>1174414
>[] Point out I'm the exact opposite of a whore, since I've been faithful despite everything
>[] Ask her how exactly Layla killed her

>>1174414
>[] Point out I'm the exact opposite of a whore, since I've been faithful despite everything
>[] Tease her about her small chest
>[] Ask her how exactly Layla killed her

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1174414
>[] Tease her about her small chest
>[] Point out I'm the exact opposite of a whore, since I've been faithful despite everything
>[] Ask her how exactly Layla killed her
>[] Use my magic 1d20+pot
>Party poppers, sparklers, and a gift basket of soaps and lotions.
> blow on the party horn.

It's something, just not what she wants, probably.

>>1174414

>[] Point out I'm the exact opposite of a whore, since I've been faithful despite everything
>[] Ask her how exactly Layla killed her
>Party poppers, sparklers, and a gift basket of soaps and lotions.
> blow on the party horn.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1174518
>[] Use my magic 1d20+pot

>>1174506
>[] try and calm her down, by talking about when we were human
>[] Try and calm her down, by talking about demon things

Adding.

"I mean" I say shrugging with my lower arms as I tap my upper fingers, glancing towards the sea of memories and just watching it for awhile "I'm kind of the exact opposite of a whore, if you think about it. Since despite everything, like how much of a libido I have and the instincts constantly screaming at me, I've never cheated on my girlfriend or anything like that"

Skully growls, and I can here metal bending and groaning, and when I look back at her she's nearly bent her axe into a pretzel. But it bends back to its normal shape as she glares at me, her eyes actually burning with rage flames burning the skull she wears.

"You dress like one and have the body of one, not to mention its your nature to be one, even if you're fucking one person, doesn't change shit pretty" She hisses, leaning against her axe, getting into a fighting stance as I tilt my head and flap my wings "You're still a whore either way"

"Not really" I say with a frown, furrowing my brow "Since I don't get paid for the sex and I don't go around selling it, I get I dress a bit slutty, but I can't help that now can I?"

"ITS A FUCKING NICKNAME FOR LUST DEMONS YOU RETARD!" Skully roars, stomping the ground as flames shoot from her...well everything

I just cover my eyes, and wait for her to stop throwing her tantrum.

"Riiiiiight" I say with a nervous chuckle as she slumps over and glares at me "So moving on, if you don't mind me asking, how did Layla kill you"

Her eyes stop burning, and a look of calm passes over her face before her grimace returns, and her eyes narrow hatefully

cont

>>1174589
If she's the rabbit girl I laugh my ass off.

>>1174606
If she is, then I truly regret voting for soo cute instead of only picking the cat cart and visiting her as Layla.

she better not be that idiot who threw THE stone

>>1174589
"Oh course you'd ask that" She says venomously, her voice making my skin crawl and turn cold as she stares down at her feet, steam curling off of her body as she shakes in barely contained rage "of course you'd fucking ask that, guess it can't be helped, led you along didn't I, do you really want to know"

"Of course I do!, she's going to be my stepmother after all" I say cheerfully, smiling as skully shudders, like hearing my joy is actually hurting her.

"Godamn you're annoying" She sighs, hanging her head again "Well sit down on that fat ass of yours, and try not to sink the godamn island, cause this is gonna take awhile"

I smirk and flop down onto the beach of skulls, shifting and trying to get comfortable as I cross my legs, rest my head in my hands, and put my other hands on my knees.

"Alright, I doubt you know what a school is since general education now is just a pile of shit because of all the bullcrap going on in the mortal world" She says, as calmly as a wrath demon can, which means she still sounds like she's about to rip my face off "You idiot, but anyways its a place where people go to learn things and"

"I know what a school is" I say, feeling annoyed "I'm not stupid"

"Oh well that's a surprise to me, anyways there was and still is a school for killers, assassins and all kinds of path"She says coldly, frowning and baring her teeth as she continues on "Where they had this....trap where they pretended if you killed another student, you wouldn't have to go to the classes"

i tilt my head as snarls, flames rolling from her lips as she closes her eyes

"Now I was exactly the kind of crazy who would do it without that extra bonus" she says smiling a very fake smile "And I thought, hey this kind of short tan girl looks like an easy mark, shouldn't be too hard to lure her some place no one will see me"

I cover my mouth as I start to feel a laugh coming on, and I struggle to keep it from coming out so she doesn't take my head

"Buuut" the girl says, gritting her teeth and grinning as her eye twitches "it turns out there was one person crazier than me in that batch of murderers, some one who liked killing but could pretend to be normal, a cruel fucking bitch"

She turns to me, her neck looking broken again as she laughs

"She tracked me down, since she knew I was hunting her, and in a small little alley way, she walked up to me calmly, with a backpack and a syringe in her hand" She says smacking the side of her axe "I had an axe,that I used to kill a whole lot of people, so why should I be worried, I was going to hear her skull crack soon"

I bite my tongue and cover my mouth with two of my hands as Skully growls angrily

"NOPE, she pricks me once and suddenly I feel like death, My stomach hurt, every thing was tingly,I couldn't breath and my legs stopped working and froze up" She says, as flames cover her body "Before I could do anything to her, and then she just stood there with a smug smile and empty eyes,
cont

>>1174714
oh god it really IS her. Hahahaha This is fucking beautiful.

>>1174714
Explained what she had done to me, and what was going to happen me" She continues, the haft of her axe deforming in her grip and turning white hot "As I chocked on my own vomit, unable to do anything but squirm as my head got all fuzzy and guess what? She watched the life fade from my eyes with a smile like she just got jerked off, then I was here, getting hot metal shoved up my....."

That's....a really terrible way to go, but well I mean she did kind of deserve it didn't she but still that's a really nasty way to go and I've turned people in candy before, but that just doesn't seem like anything compared to chocking on your own vomit, unable to move or do anything to save yourself. Even if the only reason it happened in the first place was because you tried to hunt your own murderer.

"So yeah" Skully growls angrily "I was mad but...well a century or so of thinking on it does lend some perspective on my old self, I was a lunatic, NOW its only fair if you tell me your story"

What do I do?
[] do it
[] make something up
[] leave out everything of my old life
[] ask if she needs therapy or something
[] Refuse entirely
[] Remind her she came here to fight
[]Wonder what layla would look like without the cat ears
[] Tell her, but end up just describing Iris in obsessive detail
[] write in

>>1174746
>[] do it
>[] leave out everything of my old life
>[] Tell her, but end up just describing Iris in obsessive detail
>[] ask if she needs therapy or something
>[]Wonder what layla would look like without the cat ears

>>1174746
>[]Wonder what layla would look like without the cat ears
>[] Tell her, but end up just describing Iris in obsessive detail

>>1174746
Actually, come to think of it. Didn't she have a companion/friend we never met in ASQ?
I vaguely remember something like that.

>>1174746
>[] do it
>[] leave out everything of my old life
>[]Wonder what layla would look like without the cat ears

>She watched the life fade from my eyes with a smile like she just got jerked off
Poor girl, needing to lie to herself about being more interesting than explosives class.

>>1174780
People do have self serving memories, and being tortured in hell isn't good for...well anything

>>1174780
To be fair Layla 'did' enjoy that kill quite a lot. So she probably looked like that.

>>1174792
And there's that to

>>1174746
>[] do it
>[] leave out everything of my old life
>[]Wonder what layla would look like without the cat ears

wait....she didn't have her cat ears or tails back then right? What would she even look like without those? I mean I just....its weird, she'd look weird without them, I don't like thinking about it! its creeping me out!

"Oh well, I got sold to her family" I say happily, my eye twitching as my stomach goes cold for some reason "And tortured for awhile by a bunch of guys in masks and robes, then I forgot who I was for a minute or so after my soul became...well my current body, and remembered who I was....right when Iris and her mother came to see how I turned"

"Oh?" the girl says tilting her head "Is that all you went through, fucking lucky bitch"

"I know right" I say, faking cheer as I clap all four of my hands together "especially because I got cutest and sexiest master ever, I mean sure she's changed a bit, but she can change that easily! not that I care, I love all of her, from her downy wings covered in black fur, to her fangs like daggers no matter how many she has, oh she looked so big then! she could pick me up and carry me, it was amazing! Oh and her eyes were like rubies, glinting in the the firelight, sure it was kind of scary but...well she was just so nice, and her glasses just made them even more beautiful. ehehe, even with a few scales she's cute,her tails is just so thick oh that's an idea! I could...uhuhuhu, and sure she wasn't very gifted up top, but she still had a wonderful...."

Roll 1d20+agility or resilience

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1174883

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1174883

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1174792
True. A lot of people killed by her probably imagined themselves as the most important thing to her when they died.
>>1174883

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1174883

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1174883

>>1174890
Oh boy.
Seems we got a bit too much into it.

>>1174890
Ooook

Wanna spend some demonic favor and

REROLL?
[] Yeah, roll 1 1d20
[] NAaaaaaaaaaaah its fiiiiine

>>1174908
>[] Yeah, roll 1 1d20
It's to dodge and attack from a crazy rage demon ofc it's worth it.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1174908
>[] Yeah, roll 1 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1174908

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1174908
>[] NAaaaaaaaaaaah its fiiiiine

16+6= 22=success!
https://youtu.be/yKzbfQPFeUw
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Before I can finish speaking, I feel air rushing past me and hear the sound of something being swung as fast as possible, follow by a very distinct snap.I glance up, coming out of my daze, the pleasant memories shaken out of me as I see that big bloody axe swing down at me at an arc.Skully spun it around to try and hack my head off.

I lay back, gasping as it swings over me, barely missing my horns before it slams into the mound of bones next to me, turning them to dust as little black hands reach and claw at my face from the shore right behind me.

I hop back up on my feet, and see her running at me, lowering her head to try and gore me on her horns.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!' She screams, her voice turning shrill and shrieking "SHUT UP DAMMIT!

What do I do?
[] Summon my spear and stab her 1d100
[] Wrap my tongue around her neck and slice it open 1d100
[] Fly up into the air
[] Fall into her shadow 1d20+pot
[] try to use air of submission on her 1d20+pot
[] Lock horns with her 1d20+str
[] MAGIC 1d20+pot
[] Let her hit me 1d20+resilience
[] Turn partially or fully into a dragon
[] troll her
[] write in

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1174990
>[] MAGIC 1d20+pot
Turn her axe into something soft, like gumdropd

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1174990
>[] Summon my spear and stab her 1d100

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1174990
>[] Fall into her shadow 1d20+pot
>[] troll her

It seems unusualy slow recently, I wonder why. Is it the rescheduling?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1174411
>[] MAGIC 1d20+pot
>[] Turn partially into a dragon

>>1175037
Probably, it did come out of nowhere after all. But hey, nothing I could do there

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1174990
>[] MAGIC 1d20+pot
>[] troll her
Turn it into a gummy carrot.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>1174990
>[] Summon my spear and stab her 1d100

>>1175057
Nevermind, just put a giant gumdrop in front of us.
I thought she was using her ax again.

I giggle, stepping back and nearly tripping into the sea of memories as Skully charges me, but I flap my wings and keep my balance, crossing my lower arms as I crack my knuckles. Bubblegum pink clouds and fog flow from under my nails and my palm, drifting and clinging to me and filling the air with a sweet scent as they flow towards the red skinned skull wearing demoness. She stops and raises her axe above her head, five feet away from me

She doesn't hesitate, her axe dripping with blood as she stops and swings it at me again. it cuts straight through the magical cloud of sweets, sugar puffing out of it as it stops in the middle and begins to shake. It starts to change, but the metal returns, crawling over the pink gummy candy that had replaced it.

Skully laughs a she struggles to continue her swing, as I crack my lower hands and push them forward, I need to put more magic and pressure on that damn thing! Its...resistant to it somehow!

Roll 1d20+will OR spend a demonic favor

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1175109

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1175109

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1175109

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1175109
Interesting. Must be custom weapon.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1175109

>>1175151
>d skinned skull wearing demoness. She stops and raises her axe above her head, five feet away from me
>She doesn't hesitate, her axe dripping with blood as she stops and swings it at me again. it cuts straight through the magical cloud of sweets, sugar puffing out of it as it stops in the middle and begins to shake. It starts to change, but the metal returns, crawling over the pink gummy candy that had replaced it.
>Skully laughs a she struggles to continue her swing, as I crack my lower hands and push them forward, I need to put more magic and pressure on that damn thing! Its...resistant to it somehow!
>Roll 1d20+will OR spend a demonic favor
Well that axe and most of the surrounding area is now gumdrops

20+5= 25= Success! + crit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPGyKGuWeA
-

Pressing all four of my hands into the bright pink cloud, I start to pour more of my magic into it, fighting against the resisting metal, trying to push past whatever's keeping my magic out of it. Skully tilts her head, smirking as she continues her swing, even though she's been held in place for a solid few seconds, it doesn't seem like she's lost any of her momentum.

It feels like my arms are burning, like I've just exercised for hours. But I don't give up, narrowing my eyes, I focus on the edge of the axe, seeing the blade slowly turning red like creeping roots of sugar are digging under its metal, glowing dim and growing brighter as more of the axe turns and begins to change from cold metal into sweet tasty candy!

There's a flash of blue light as the candy reaches the center of the axe, and I get thrown backwards and up in the air from the force of the explosion. Sweet smoke fills my lungs and I start coughing and hacking, my lungs aching from the sheer burn of the freshly melted sugar. Flecks of it stick to my eyes as I look down at the small beach, and see it covered in white frosting and giant oversized gumdrops for rocks.

And in the middle of it stands Skully, her eyes glowing red under a sheet of frosting, her hair covered in the stuff and her leather belts replaced by long, stretched out taffy. Her candy axe snaps and breaks apart in her grip as she glares up at me. The frosting melts off of her as she catches on fire and holds her hand up, the fire gathering in her palm as she silently looks up at me, and drags her thumb across her neck

What do I do?
[] FLY YOU FOOL 1d20+agility
[] protect myself from the fire 1d20+pot
[] Match her magic 1d20+pot
[]Swing my spear at it and try to hit it back 1d100
[] Dive and tackle her 1d100
[]Create a gun, and take pot shots at her 1d100
[] Attack her with the frosting 1d100
[] tell her she looks tasty
[]Use shapeshifting to grow or shrink
[]try and calm her down
[] write in

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1175294
>[] Match her magic 1d20+pot

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1175294
>[] Match her magic 1d20+pot
we need to use chocolate or marshmallows, since she's on fire, time for demonic smores

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1175294
>[] Match her magic 1d20+pot

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1175294
>[] Match her magic 1d20+pot
>[] tell her she looks tasty

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1175294
>[] Attack her with the frosting 1d100
[] tell her she looks tasty

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>1175294
>[]Create a pie gun, and take pot shots at her 1d100
>[] tell her she looks tasty

I laugh, throwing all four of my arms out as I spread my wings and twirl around, pink fog and clouds puffing up and floating around me, covering me up as I begin to work and weave my magic, turning them all into a big mess of marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers, pushing it all into a rough ball and calling it to my hand as I turn, and face the massive fire ball with it in hand. Throwing it forward, magic sparkles trailing behind it as the roaring blaze in front of my crackles and hisses as it touches the small ball of sweets
-
19+18= 37= SUCCESS!
-

And expands, the fire getting sucked in and eaten by it as it all melts and chars real nicely. I smirk as it shrinks back down and flies back to my hand, the hot chocolate dripping down my hand as I take a bite out of the condensed sugary ball, that's still burning.


"Mmmmmmmmmmm"I purr, shaking my hips in the air, wiggling my ass as I take another bite "DELICIOUS"

"TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY WHORE, I DIDN'T CALL YOU HERE TO GET COVERED IN SUGARY SHIT DAMMIT!" Skully roars, the sugar on her melting as flames cover up her shame

"Tch? Why? Life is all just a big joke anyways" I say smirking as I take another bite of my smore ball

The demon huffs, and lowers herself. Then she launches herself at me, taking a single leap, frosting dripping from under her feet

What do I do?
[] Dodge 1d20+agility
[] Throw the smore at her 1d100
[] Smack her with my spear 1d100
[] Slash her stomach with my tongue 1d100
[] Grab her horns and toss her down 1d20+str
[] Hug her 1d100
[] DRAGON FORM
[] More magic! MORE MAGIC 1d20+pot
[] Mirror hop all around her, and attack her from behind 1d20+pot
[] write in

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>1175425
>[] Hug her 1d100
>[] DRAGON FORM

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1175425
>[] Smack her with my spear 1d100

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1175425
>[] Smack her with my spear 1d100
Fine, we'll do it your way.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1175425
>[] Mirror hop all around her, and attack her from behind 1d20+pot
>[] Smack her with my spear 1d100

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>1175425
>[] Hug her 1d100
>[] DRAGON FORM
Surprise!

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>1175425
>>1175453

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>1175425
[] Hug her 1d100
[] DRAGON FORM

>>1175448
>partial DRAGON FORM

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>1175425
>[] Hug her 1d100

Flames cover her, making her look much more demonic than she actually is, as well as making her look a whole lot more intimidating. I feel the burn and lick of the flames flying from her, my skin stinging as it catches fire and spreads like a thousand little bites and needles digging into me all the way to my bones. Then her fist hits my face and i feel my neck bend backwards but not break. I look at her as she looks confused that my face just bent out of the way of her fist. It still hurt like hell though. I smirk as I grab her, not carrying as my skin catches fire and burns, I just grip her tightly with all four of my arms and wraps my wings around her as we plummet down from the sky. She bites and claws at me, but I just giggle, shoving her face in my chest as I grow bigger, my skin getting replaced with scales as my head begins to split and ache, more horns ripping out of my skulls as my neck grows and my lips grow thicker and stronger, a tail ripping from my spine as my fins flow in the flames glimmering like gems.

We slam into the ground, right in front of some withered demon watching the sea.It barley glances at us as we grind down the cold rocks. Skully kicks me off and I roar with all three of my heads, still burning as she glares at me, and picks herself up, cracking her bones back into place casually as her skins slowly pulls itself over her raw and cooking flesh

"Please, don't hurt me I just want to go home"My left head whimpers

"Hey, don't look at me like that,you started this" I sigh as my right head giggles and licks her...er my lips

"Oh you're going to be fun to break" she purrs as I flap my wings

"You are interrupting my silence" the facelss demon behind me sighs,

What do I do?
[] breath magic on skully 1d20+pot
[] bite her and pull 1d100
[] Claw and pin her 1d100
[]Curl up into a ball and roll at her 1d100
[]Fly up in the air and attack her as I fly by 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>1175561
>[] Claw and pin her 1d100
let mother take care of you!

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>1175561
>[]Fly up in the air and attack her as I fly by 1d100

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>1175561
>[] Claw and pin her 1d100

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>1175561
>[]Curl up into a ball and roll at her 1d100

>>1175579
Hot damn. A shame we turned into a dragon or this would have been hilarious marshmellow hell

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>1175561
>[] breath magic on skully 1d20+pot

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>>1175574
>>1175579
>>1175583
Alright, that's a little spooky

>>1175595
Yeah those 20s are pretty weird.

"Of course you will not listen to me" He sighs as me and Skully stare eachother down, she doesn't even seem suprised that I can turn into a dragon, or that I have three heads, instead she just slowly pushes her bones back into her body, snapping them in place as she grins widely and madly, laughing as flames curl around and bend around her, forming a great monster that roars and screams with the sound of a raging inferno. She slams her fist into the ground, cracking it before she runs at me like a wild dog or a running rabbit, the cliff we're standing on breaking apart as I spread my wings and laugh.

"Please no, pleaaase"
"Man you just don't give up do ya?"
"FUN FUN!!"

And with that I run at her, lifting into the air as the ground falls under my feet, slamming into her as she tries to leap at me again. My claws rake through her flesh, snapping her bones and turning her chest into a bloody mess as she tries to throw me off again. I maul her with my claws, cutting her face up as I pin her under my weight. Not like I'm doing any permenant damage anyways, it'll all fix itself eventually

"Eeeergh" my left head groans

"Sorry about this" I say cheerfully "But you did start this? Remember?"

"Ahaha, giving up already darling" My right head purrs as skully glares up at me and smirks

Her right hand starts to glow blue, her blood glimmering with magic as she slaps my middle and main head, grinning through her ruined face, bits of her skull showing through her the deep, butcher like cut as the meat inside of them begins to reconnect and stick back together like glue.

"Gotcha' She says wheezing up a stream of black blood

roll 1d20+will

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1175659

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1175659

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1175659

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1175659

>>1175697
>>1175710
Of course that had to follow on a nat100.

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>>1175697
>>1175710

>>1175697
>>1175710
Oh wow.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1175659

>>1175734
Phew, good save. Now if only we somehow get another 20.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1175659

>>1175742
we still have favor to spend.

>>1175801
Agreed spending is wise...

A wave of blue lights and sparks wash over me, and I can feel the wave under my skin, rolling my flesh and making my scales move like liquid, there's a flash of colors, as my magic goes haywire, golden lights flying from under my scales as all three of my heads get a splitting headache, and are forced back together as I scream in pain, feeling my body curdle like sour milk as all my limbs gets pushed back together and shrink, withering as my scales fall off like autumn leaves. I feel my flesh turn brittle before my I'm suddenly seeing the back of my dragon body, breaking apart in a storm of petal like scales as I get thrown back. I hit the ground with a thud, skidding along it towards the edge of the cliff hanging above the sea of memories. I groan, my back burning and stinging, I can feel the blood dripping down it, I think I just got skinned down to my spine. I sit up, throwing my arms up as I slump next to the faceless demon who turns to me and pushes me away.

"Leave" He commands as I stumble, picking myself up from the ground,feeling the cold air bite my exposed flesh as I stand up and see Skully, still a mess of cuts and bleeding wounds. She looks like the work of a bad butcher, strung up with strings and forced to dance to some sick play

"Heeeeeerghaaaay: She groans through her cut throat "Pluuuraaahy faaaaargh"

She picks up a rock next to me, and smirks on only one half of her face, the half where her mouth wasn't torn open

What do I do?
[] Stab her with me spear 1d100
[]Grab the faceless demon and use him as a shield
[] Headbutt her stomach 1d100
[] Trip her with my tongue 1d100
[] turn the floor into syrup 1d20+pot
[] Summon a firing line 1d20+pot
[] Attempt to use my air of submission 1d20+pot
[] Fly away 1d20+agility
[] write in

>>1175811
could we not reroll that critfail with our 2 remaining favor?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1175811
>[] turn the floor into syrup 1d20+pot

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1175811
>[] turn the floor into syrup 1d20+pot
>[]Apologize to the faceless demon
Poor guy.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1175811
>[] turn the floor into syrup 1d20+pot
>[] Summon a firing line 1d20+pot

>>1175831
well now we have to reroll

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1175811
>[] Summon a firing line 1d20+pot

>>1175836
>[]Apologize to the faceless demon

>>1175831
This would be a good time to use a reroll.

>>1175828
I forgot to ask


also

Want to reroll now?
[] Yes 1 1d20
[] naaaah

>>1175828
Were gonna need those rerolls anon.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1175845
>[] Yes 1 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1175811
>>[] turn the floor into syrup
>>[]Apologize to the faceless demon
>>1175845
>[] Yes 1 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1175845
>[] Yes 1 1d20
GAS GAS GAS

>>1175861
so... Eurobeat is what the dice gods want?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8&list=FLVcBf0g4aD8cCVmxzS9g_QQ&index=9

>>1175838
>[]Apologize to the faceless demon
Sorry, but we're still paying off our debt.

>>1175861
>[] turn the floor into syrup 1d20+pot

Well you turned that around. Also Skully is now my favorite throwback in this quest, holy shit. I kind of want to adopt her, but I worry that she'll be a bad influence on Maya.

>>1175874
We always have mindbreak as an option.
If we can mindbreak angels, we sure as hell can mindbreak demons.

>>1175874
>[]Apologize to the faceless demon

>>1175874
get Skully to dual sin with lust and then introduce her to Galina for maximum tsundere/hatefuck mode

>>1175882
Oh fuck, I don't how we would do that but I WANT IT.

>>1175880
But she's fun just the way she is. And if we broke her, we'd never be able to tease her by reminding her that Layla is her Grandma.

>>1175894
>Layla is her Grandma
wait what? I thought she was the bunny hoodie girl layla killed waaaaaay back at the start of ASQ?

>>1175907
She is. When we marry Iris (I still want my cute wedding thread HM), our kids will become Layla's grandkids. And if we adopt Skully before that...

>>1175882
Works for me. Also nothings more awkward then having your murderer be related to you.

>>1175939
Layla has definitly way too many people like that.

>>1175953
Not to mention that most of those people have just become extensions of her soul and will.

>>1175953
I kinda hope that in the later stages of this quest we get to teach layla some humility. Cause really, I DESPISE her as a character.

Her tongue licks up some of her thick, black blood. She grins as her jaw snaps itself back into place, her eyes glimmering with murderous rage and intent, looking a bit like mine I think, except for the constantly changing pupils. yeah, her eyes are boring compared to mine. Black smoke pours.....wait is that SMITHING MAGIC?! I glare at her as blue lights flicker and flash in the smoke.

"Sorry about this" I say sadly, as the faceless demon turns to me "I really am, but you might need to take a bath after this...or more"

"What speak yee?" He asks tilting his head as Skully laughs, holding a half formed hammer of shadows above her head.

"Gonna break your hips,whore" She says cackling "Wonder what sound your broken bones will make"

"Eh, I wonder what sound a hammer falling into syrup will make" I say as I place my hand into the cold stone under me, as I work my magic, weaving and changing it into a thick glob of syrup, the smell of sugar and maple filling the air as the dull grey stone turns into a thick, rich almost creamy brown.

Skully trips in it as she steps forward, falling between my knees as her slams into it, splashing it everywhere as the faceless demon begins to shake and scream as it rolls and flows down his face

"I'LL SKIN BOTH OF YOU ALIVE!" He screams as his blank face rips open, revealing rows of teeth, bladed hands ripping from his cloak as he struggles to stand in the sugary mess I just made

What do I do?
[] Tease skully
[] Lock my legs around her neck 1d20+str
[]Push the faceless demon into the sea 1d20+pot
[]try to stand 1d20+agility
[] Mirror hop out of the muck
[]try to reason with the infuriated demon
[] Push the syrup magic deeper into the stone 1d20+pot
[] write in

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1175974
>I kinda hope that in the later stages of this quest we get to teach layla some humility. Cause really, I DESPISE her as a character.
The odds of that are pretty much zero, better live with it.

>>1175977
>[] Tease skully
>[] Lock my legs around her neck 1d20+str

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1175977
[] Lock my legs around her neck 1d20+str
[]Push the faceless demon into the sea 1d20+pot

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1175977
[] Tease skully
[]try to stand 1d20+agility
[] Mirror hop out of the muck
[]try to reason with the infuriated demon

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1175977
>[] Push the syrup magic deeper into the stone 1d20+pot
>[]Add a bit of special mix to it.
Time to debuff

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1175977
>[] Mirror hop out of the muck
>[]try to reason with the infuriated demon
>[] Push the syrup magic deeper into the stone 1d20+pot

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1175974
You can't teach Layla humility, she really is exactly as awesome as she thinks she is.

>>1175977
>[] Push the syrup magic deeper into the stone 1d20+pot

>>1175968
Huh? None of them have.
I was referring to people she killed she is related to.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1175977
>[] Tease skully
>[] Mirror hop out of the muck
>[] Push the syrup magic deeper into the stone 1d20+pot

>Wanna change venues? I think this guy might try to kill us soon.

>>1176008
Oh, my mistake. Though that may change if her dad decides to stop being a whiny bitch and visit his daughter the king.

>>1175977
>[] Tease skully
>[] Mirror hop out of the muck
>[] Push the syrup magic deeper into the stone 1d20+pot

>>1175999

Too true. People figuratively and literately just keep feeding her ego.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1175977
>[] Tease skully
>[] Mirror hop out of the muck
>[] Push the syrup magic deeper into the stone 1d20+pot

>>1176021
>Though that may change if her dad decides to stop being a whiny bitch and visit his daughter the king.
That'd be super awkward. But I kinda doubt she'll kill him a second time. She doesn't really have a reason to.
Unless he gives her one.

>>1176043
It'd be awkward as all fuck, and Layla would probably be pissed at herself for fucking up one of her first kills. She'd probably tear him up to avoid dealing with all the shit her family will bring up, and to keep her own kill count straight.

>>1176058
nah, he died. He just got back up

>>1176073
>He just got back up
People being able to get back up could very much be considered fucking up the kill in Laylas line of business.

>>1176073
But would Layla know that? Oh wait, then she'd probably try to hunt down the fuck heads who tried to mess with her kill count... Adventure!

>>1176087
>But would Layla know that?
I mean, he got buried and all. Its generally the more likely assumption he got back up rather than that he somehow didn't die from all that.

>>1176098
Fair enough. Still, if people tried to bring back the parts of Layla's family that she doesn't like (basically just her parents and Marla, for the moment anyway) she'd hunt those fuckers down and give them a taste of Hellfire Plasma.

>>1176116
>that she doesn't like (basically just her parents and Marla, for the moment anyway) she'd hunt those fuckers down and give them a taste of Hellfire Plasma.
Layla didn't dislike her parents.

>>1176129
Yeah, it's been awhile, and Layla has always been a uniquely fucked character. The subtle parts of her escape me sometimes, sorry.

>>1176141
I think it only really got confirmed once, when Horsefur asked us back then. But Layla had no special feelings towards her parent, they were perfectly fine parents.

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Anon reporting in!

"Oh? Is this why you've been calling me whore?" I ask, looking at her as the syrup around her boils and blackens from the heat coming off of her body "Well if you just wanted THAT you could've asked, I mean I'd say no but still, I'd be happy to coach you!"

"Eat a thousand dicks in..." She growls before pausing as she growls "Godammit we're in hell already"

"Yep yep" I say, leaning back as I let my self sink to the rocks under the the syrup pool we're sitting in, the faceless demon hisses as he tries to strike me and misses "Well anyways, have fun here skully"

"Don't you run from me you rainbow TART" She screams as I quickly form a mirror under my bum and another one behind her.

She tries to pull me down, but I'm already slipping into the mirror world, as I continue to pump cooking magic deeper and deeper into the stone.

The faceless demon starts wailing and screaming as he claws for the stone.

I see him struggling to get out as Skully grabs onto him and starts to climb out of the sugary glob as it begins to falls slowly towards the pure black sea under them.

I lose sight of them as I fall into the mirror world, and see Skully's face again as I fall through the white place. falling past all the mirrors and shards of glass, I grab onto the rough one I made and pull myself through. Squirming and wiggling I drag myself through the far to small mirror, panting as blood from my torn open back drips over it.

"NO THE SEA THE SEA" the other demon howls as Skully kicks him in the face to let him go "YOU CANNOT CONDEM ME TO THE SEA, I WILL NOT FALL TO ITS DEPTHS, DO NOT DAMN ME TO THE SEA!!!!"

"FUCK OFF DAMMIT, YOU'RE INTER" SKully roars, pulling her legs back as the things bloody face tries to take a bite out of her "RUPTING!"

Crack

The demon's head leans back, his neck broken as he falls into the syrup which slowly drips into the sea.

"NOoooooooooooooooooooo"It screams, its voice gurlgings as tar like creatures reach up from the depths, some with horns, some with spaded tails

"Welcoooooome" One giggles, a lust demon with only a bit of tar on her "Want to enjoy the show with us, you can always leave if you wish"

"MAD WHORE, BITCH, SKANK!" the demon hisses as my sister smirks a black smile

"Haha, come now, you know it isn't so bad' She says calmly, her blue skin shimmering with black oil "Besides, dwelling in the past and in the lives of others is just so.....pleasurable"

With a finale cry, the demon gets pulled under the sea, human like shades following him as my sister demon sits on the waves staring at me and skully with a predatory smirk

I tilt my head as I see parts of the faceless demon floating to the surface before the sea drags them back down

"Haaaaa" Skully says clutching her chest as she turns to me "Nearly fell in, that would've been bad"

"Tch, only falling is bad" the succubus on the waves giggles "My friends don't bother those who boat or swim, so long as you don't swallow the water"

"Fuck off and
cont

>>1176164
Ah, I miss Horsefur. I wonder if we'll meet up with him and his wonderful shithead brother one of these days.

>>1176173
sup

>>1176184
He was my favorite character of the employees at the school.
Ffff-Faust don't kill me!

>>1176177
What would happen if you bottled up some of the water, went somewhere else, and drank it?

>>1176184
Horsefur was pretty cool.

But I actually wonder if we ever meet Morningdew...
Maybe in hell.

>>1176177
die again" Skully says, panting as she glances over at me and narrows her eyes "FUCKING IDIOT, DID YOU PLAN THAT YOU TREMENDOUS THUNDER CUNT? BY GOD I CAN SEE WHY LAYLA CHOSE YOU FOR HER DAUGHTER, HELLISH SKANK!?"

What do I do?
[] chat with my "Sister"
[] Ask what the fuck just happened
[] Shrug
[] Tell her Iris' older sister picked me
[] tell her I didn't know that would happen
[] ask if we're still fighting
[] "Are you okay faceless guy?"
[]"Who are you tar lady?"
[] write in

>>1176209
Painful flashbacks of other lives

>>1176194
He was pretty great

>>1176225
>[] chat with my "Sister"
>[] Ask what the fuck just happened
>[] Shrug
>[] Tell her Iris' older sister picked me

>>1176225
[] chat with my "Sister"
[] Ask what the fuck just happened
[] Shrug
[] Tell her Iris' older sister picked me
[] tell her I didn't know that would happen
[] ask if we're still fighting
[] "Are you okay faceless guy?"
[]"Who are you tar lady?"

>>1176215
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Seeing that poor fuck learning what Layla did to the natural order of things would be hilarious. If we meet him( or was it her?) we are totally adopting them.

>>1176209
I would assume terrible, unimaginably things. Like drinking raw Warp juice.

>>1176225
[] chat with my "Sister"
[] Ask what the fuck just happened
[] Shrug
[] Tell her Iris' older sister picked me
[] tell her I didn't know that would happen
[] "Are you okay faceless guy?"

>>1176225
>[] chat with my "Sister"
>[] Ask what the fuck just happened
>[]"Who are you tar lady?"
>[] tell her I didn't know that would happen
>[] ask if we're still fighting
>[] Shrug

>>1176256
Well he was still around for everything going to fuck. Definitly a him, though.

>>1176225
>[] chat with my "Sister"
>[] Ask what the fuck just happened
>[] Tell her Iris' older sister picked me
>[] tell her I didn't know that would happen
>[] "Are you okay faceless guy?"
>[]"Who are you tar lady?"

>>1176265
Right, I thought I read he was a girl in one of the later threads, weird. Either was, we find him, we adopt her. That shit would be way too funny.

>>1176256
That one book talked about 2 brothers unless Horsefur is such a reverse trap that book writers ages ago had no idea he could be a girl

>>1176225
>[] chat with my "Sister"
>[] Ask what the fuck just happened
>[] Tell her Iris' older sister picked me
>[] tell her I didn't know that would happen
>[] ask if we're still fighting
>[] "Are you okay faceless guy?"
>[]"Who are you tar lady?"

>>1176275
He meant Morningdew, not Horsefur.

>>1176275
Yeah no, Horsefur was definitely a dude. The one time we saw his face he was like a seventy year old moving and killing like a twenty year old.

>>1176284
Yeah, morningdew is def a guy.
>>1176292
Guess I forgot that part.

I shrug as she glares at me, still covered in rich maple syrup, which is quickly hardening up and freezing to her because of how cold it is up here.

"Actually Iris' sister picked me" I say calmly as I walk up to her and sit down on the new ledge, looking over it as the sister sitting in the wave, basking in the cold dead light as hands grope and caress her lovingly "And to be honest, I had no idea that would happen"

"of course you did, you just happen to live in the middle of that shit" She growls under her breath "But guess this learns ya, don't fall in there, bad shit happens if you do, and....really? She had more than one?"

"Hmm? only sometimes" the blue demon giggles, her hair rolling down her back like tar "Also hello sister Mother of the fallen, didn't expect to see you around"

"Oh, so you know me, well hello" I say waving as she smiles and lays back on the motionless sea "What the fuck just happened?"

"Oh, repayment" she says calmly "memories of demons dumped in here by him came back for revenge, as did some of those who...weren't quite dead. Seems a few of their memories live on....might have to clean their skulls out then...hmm"

"So who are you tar lady?" I ask as she reaches into the depths and pulls out a rotting head, and jams her long fingers through its eye

"Oh? I'm am she who watches the waters and shepherds the memories" She says calmly "I live under the sea, along with a few others and plenty of dead kin and lost memories"

"She's insane like the rest of them, they're living in a garbage pile that most people just dredge for goodies" Skully growls "or swim in, if they're retarded"

"We only bite if you begin taking on memories of others" Tar lady says with a wicked, shark like grin, smiling like a siren

"Hmmm, Are you okay faceless guy?" I ask standing up, cupping my hands around my mouth and shouting

"He is one with the waters now" she who watches the water purrs

"So fucking dead then?" Skully says dully as she lays down on the dusty ground

"Are we still fighting?" I ask turning to her as she narrows her eyes, black smoke forming around her hand

"Do you want to?" She asks, sounding pretty excited

Well?
[] Yes
[] no
[] ask if she wants to do something else
[] write in

>>1176368
>[] no
>[] ask if she wants to do something else

>>1176368
>[] ask if she wants to do something else

>>1176368
>[] no
>[] ask if she wants to do something else

>Want to go take a bath? Syrup is kinda gross when it's not on breakfast. I have an awesome tower over there and I'm pretty sure there's a bathroom somewhere in it.

>>1176368
[] no
[] ask if she wants to do something else
Like make a really nice knife that you can cook with or kill someone with.

>>1176368
>[] Yes
>[] ask if she wants to do something else

>>1176368
>[] no
>[] ask if she wants to do something else

"Nah" I say shrugging as I lay forward to watch the waves lapping against the shores of the cliff...which now that I look at them, kind of look like hands trying to claw their way up and out of the giant pit of black waters and screaming spirits

"Of course not, fucking pussy, all you lust demons are the same, I swear just sitting up in your sleeping queen barely doing shit" She growls as she rolls over, slamming her torn up face into the dust covered stones "Or in your case, playing wife and mother as best you can"

"Well I'm not a normal demon" I say smirking "Hell I'm barely one if you think about it, so do you want to do something else?"

"Tch, you're a demon, you're just more human than the rest" She says coldly as I smile and nod "And you really don't know how demons work if you're asking that"

"Oh come on you're like me, not a...normal demon" I say rolling to lay next to her as she growls and rolls away

"I wasn't a normal person" She says angrily "Unless you want to skull fuck some other demons or drink mortal blood, leave me alone"

What do I do?
[] ask if she wants to go to the imp warrens
[] take her up on the blood drinking thing
[] leave her alone
[] pester her with more "Normal" requests
[] Shrug and say why can't we just watch one of those fight pits demon's set up all the time
[]Ask if she'd like to go to the lust den
[] Swimming?
[] Bake her a lot of treats to try and make her be nicer
[] write in

>>1176513
>[] pester her with more "Normal" requests
>[] Shrug and say why can't we just watch one of those fight pits demon's set up all the time
>[] Bake her a lot of treats to try and make her be nicer
>[] ask if she wants to go to the imp warrens

>>1176513
>[] Bake her a lot of treats to try and make her be nicer
>[] pester her with more "Normal" requests

>>1176513
>[] pester her with more "Normal" requests
>[] Bake her a lot of treats to try and make her be nicer

>>1176513
>[] pester her with more "Normal" requests
>[] Bake her a lot of treats to try and make her be nicer
>Offer her a bath

>[] Shrug and say why can't we just watch one of those fight pits demon's set up all the time

>>1176513
>[] Bake her a lot of "treats" to try and make her be "nicer"

>>1176513
>[] pester her with more "Normal" requests
>[] Shrug and say why can't we just watch one of those fight pits demon's set up all the time

I really want to see the warrens, but she would want to fight that demon and we can't dawdle too long in hell at this time.

>>1176586
> help train Alith

Adding. Aside for the hydra, she hasn't done too well in battles.

I shrug and huff laying my head on the stone as she glares at me, fire liking the edge's of her skull mask

"Why can't we just watch one of those fight pits demons set up all the time?"I ask curiously as she groans and shakes her head

"Because, there's no point in JUST watching" She growls as she stares out at the endless plain to her right so she doesn't have to look at me

"Well how about we enjoy some baked goods?" I ask, snapping my fingers and filling the air with cooking magic and the smell of freshly baked sweets "I've got cookies, pies, cakes, fudges, tarts, cupcakes, smoothies, tea cakes, biscuits, scones, Pancakes, waffles and..."


"I don't eat anything besides my enemies hearts and eyes" She hisses, smacking her horns on the ground "Do you want to make me a gluttony demon!"

"B...but sweets" I say sadly, holding up a slice of fresh cake, taking a bite out of it and frowning "Well how about swimming"

"Are you retarded? Fuck off, that place is hell" She growls

"Swimming in the real world?"I ask leaning closer to her

"Are we going to kill anything?" she asks rolling over and glaring at me from under her skull

"Shopping?" I ask holding up a finger

"I take what I want" She huffs as she rolls over "Now unless you want to do something actually FUN!, fuck off"

"What about smithing? we can both do that" I say happily, sitting up and putting my hands on the ground

"How about no, we won't wet them with blood, there's no point in making shit" She sighs "Look, I'm okay with you, which is a rare thing, but just leave me alone, I'm need to heal dammit"

"Well if you need to rest up, why not watch some movies with me and" I begin as a streak of red fills my vision

"FUCK OFF!"

roll 1d20+agility

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1176680

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1176680

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1176680

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1176680

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1176680

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>>1176680
Why don't you "cool off"
1d20+potential

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>>1176703
I deserved that. Good thing that's out of range

>>1176703
Thank you for waiting till we already had 5 rolls to roll a 1

I move my head to the left as Skully sits up, turning around and stabbing two of her fingers where my eyes were a second ago. She glares at me and I hold one of my hands out to call my spear. But she just huffs and lays back down, rolling on her side, seemingly not caring that she missed or that I'm still here....or that she's only covered in fire or black smoke right now. I swallow, hard, feeling a chill go down my spine as I rub my face and try to figure out what the hell just happened. She tried to poke my eyes out, just because I was annoying her. that much is very clear, but why did she lay down instead of attack me? I mean sure she's a demon and apparently pretty crazy when she was alive, so why would she just not try to attack me again?

"Tch, idiot" She sighs "I need to heal, leave me alone, I hate having people around when I'm like this"

What do I say?"
[] Why didn't you attack me again
[]....do you need any clothes
[] Because of layla
[] FINE, I don't want to be around a bitch like you anyways
[]....Maybe some cake will fix that
[] If you need to heal, don't move, I'll do it 1d20+pot
[] Hmm, you're a softy
[] Well if you're going to try and blind me just like that
[] I can see why she killed you
[] Alright alright, I'll become friends with you later, I'm going home to my babies
[] write in

>>1176790
>[] Why didn't you attack me again
>[]....do you need any clothes
>[] Hmm, you're a softy
>[]....Maybe some cake will fix that

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1176790
>[]....do you need any clothes
>[] Because of layla
>[]....Maybe some cake will fix that
>[] If you need to heal, don't move, I'll do it 1d20+pot

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1176790
>[] Why didn't you attack me again
>[]....do you need any clothes
>[] If you need to heal, don't move, I'll do it 1d20+pot
I'm still disappointed you didn't give her cat ears like her old hoodie

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1176790
>[]....do you need any clothes
>[] Because of layla
>[]....Maybe some cake will fix that
>[] If you need to heal, don't move, I'll do it 1d20+pot

>>1176820
>you didn't give her cat ears
It was a bunny hoodie.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1176790
>[] Why didn't you attack me again
>[] If you need to heal, don't move, I'll do it 1d20+pot
>[] Alright alright, I'll become friends with you later, I'm going home to my babies

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1176790
>[]....do you need any clothes
>[]....Maybe some cake will fix that
>[] If you need to heal, don't move, I'll do it 1d20+pot

>>1176835
Same thing. All I remember was that the hoodie was animal themed

>>1176820
>>1176835


Her horns look a bit like rabbit ears

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>>1176861

"Why didn't you attack me?" I ask, tilting my head as she turns to me, her eyes narrowing as I try to not think about how much she looks like a rabbit when she does that, especially with her horns like that

"No reason to, you might be annoying buuuut, no reason to waste my energy" She yawns "Besides, I just wanted to see what you could do, not kill you THOUGH I WOULD STILL LIKE TO WHIP YOU WITH YOUR OWN SPINE"

"Oh" I say smirking as she laughs, blood making her chuckling turning to a gurgling cough even as she keeps on laughing, her thin but muscled body shaking as I try my best to not stare at her...lower parts "Er....do you need any clothes"

She grunts and looks down at herself and shrugs

"Nah, I can find some later, not like it matters" She says, picking her teeth idly "And I certainly don't want any you'd make...also still hurting like a son of a bitch because of you WHORE"

"....Well maybe some cake will fix that?" I ask, holding a plate above her head

"DO you want me to rip your eyes out? I just need to heal"Shes groans, flames rising from her bare back

"If you need to heal that badly" I sigh, putting my hands over her as red lights flow from my hands in ribbons "don't move, I'll do it"

"HEY WHAT ARE" She begins before she notices her flesh knitting back together "heh, thanks, I guess"

What do I do?
[] stay here for awhile
[] go home
[] wander around hell for awhile

>>1176955
>[] wander around hell for awhile
Always up for some world building

>>1176955
>[] stay here for awhile

>>1176955
>[] wander around hell for awhile

>>1176955
>[] wander around hell for awhile

>>1176955
>[] wander around hell for awhile
There was that dream place big sis told us awhile ago, I would like to check it out before leaving.

>>1176955
>[] wander around hell for awhile

>>1176977
Oops, I mean lady widow told us about.

Hmm, I stand up and begin to wander away from her, not heading back to my tower or opening a door back home.I just walk, through an seemingly endless plain of grey stones, rusted weapons and screaming souls dragging themselves over spiked graters, held in placed by pot bellied demons or hung from high trees, their organs being ripped out by bird headed monstrosities. I ignore them and walk forward, past fat demons roasting something screaming in a pit of burning bones, casually kicking it back inside as some human faced hound watches from the edge of the pit, drooling black tar. They stare at me and narrow their eyes as I walk away. I have no idea where I am right now....none at all. This place is really creepy, but at the same time it is....soothing? I don't think that's the right word for it, but I feel....at ease here in some odd way. Not sure where I'm going but I'm sure I'm going somewhere, maybe to that dream place Lady widow told me about. Maybe Looking for something to help my babies or iris. I don't know

I sigh and look over to see a little girl with her face shoved into a man's chest, chewing up his innards. I grimace and turns away, seeing seven demons to my right, one a fat snake, one one of my brothers, another made of liquid metal, another dressed like a man in a suit, one slowly turning to stone, one covered in coins and gems, and another shifting between the shapes of the other six.

they look at me and laugh

"Ignore us" says the pride demon in the suit "We're simply arguing about our kings and queens"

"THE EVERY HUNGERING COULD CONSUME ALL OF THEM"

"Yes, but she doesn't make a good home" My lust demon brother sighs, sipping from a glass of wine and shaking his wild hair, his goat feet stomping the ground impatiently "Right sister?"

All seven turn to me.

I just nod and go back to walking down my path...I want to gone home now. I sigh as the path turns small and two rivers of blood rush past me, a lanky demon with one tooth dunking souls in them, drowning them and pulling them out to pin them on a board of spikes.

I pause and look up at the sky, seeing a sea of eyes and teeth above me, islands of demons sitting everywhere, dotting the sky like stars.

I shake my head and go back to walking....and then everything turns grey and stops and then...then a songs begins to play from nothing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RUg-NkjY4
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cont

>>1177080
Oh mother of fuck

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>>1177080
"Hat man" I say under my breath as the figure appears in the middle of the road, sitting on a stump playing a fiddle

"The hat man" He says calmly "Surprised to see me down here?"

"A little" I say, feeling a little annoyed as he plays his fiddle, and chuckles "So why did you show up this time"

"Well Malizeral, I want to make a wager with you" He says with an evil smirk "And give some foreshadowing to my old friends?

What is he talking about? he's always like this, he's a weirdo, a freak. But still, he did give me my spear....which was nice I guess. Well it was very nice actually.

"Well,if you care to make a dare, I'll make a bet with you" He says grinning and leaning against my back, the fiddle he played now floating in the air where he was just a second ago "Just a bit of fun, you know? Just a bit of....fun"
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Well, my old friends?
[] Accept my dare,and maybe a prize?
[] Ask what it is first? My how boring
[]Refuse and go on your way
[] write in

>>1177112
>[] Accept my dare,and maybe a prize?

>>1177112
>[] Accept my dare,and maybe a prize?

>>1177112
>[] Ask what it is first? My how boring

I like you you crazy fourth wall breaking fuck, but that does not mean I trust you. But let's be real here, you already know we're probably going to say "fuck it".

>>1177112
>[] Accept my dare,and maybe a prize?

>>1177112
>[] Ask what it is first? My how boring
Ask for his hat as prize

>>1177112
>[] Accept my dare,and maybe a prize?

>>1177112
>[] Accept my dare,and maybe a prize?
Damned if we do and damned if we don't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIHz85F5KYA
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"Alright, I'm bored and it seems like it'd be something my whole family could do" I say happily, smirking as the hat man laughs and pauses and grins

"Ah, didn't even ask what I wanted you to try?" He asks stepping on my head before appearing right in front of me, his utterly unnatural eyes glowing curiously "For all you know I could be asking for you to kidnap Amelia for me"

"Then I can refuse" I say calmly "haven't promised anything in my name yet"

"Hmm, a little cocky today?" He asks flicking my nose like I'm a child, and to him I probably am "Well that's fine, not like I don't have plans for that, but don't worry I am not going to dare you to do something so base and deprived"

"Then what are you asking me, get to the point?" I ask as he leans against my back, smoking a pipe and laughing

"Oh, I just need a new clock" He says calmly, as he leans over me, blowing smoke past my ear and into my face "A very simple request"

"Can't you do that yourself?" I ask, jumping in surprise as his teeth are suddenly right in front of my eye grinning

"YES, but I cannot do such things myself, and it is a very specific clock I need" He purrs dancing to an unseen tune "Since apparently, some how, a very specific man...er creature has returned or rather his corpse has"

"So you want me to steal some poor fellahs corpse so you can use it as a clock?" I ask, glaring at him in disgust as he laughs and shakes his head

"No no, you wouldn't understand, its so they can't use it" He says dancing to an unseen beat "Now old friends, do you remember the name of tick tock?"

He begins clicking his tongue, immitating the sound of a ticking clock before her laughs and turns to me

"See, a bit of chaos seems to be waking up" He yawns, smacking his lips "And some folks who'd very much love to harm your love are trying to exploit it, so you get a lot out of this if you find me this broken old clock, and your little family is safe"

He spins around laugh

"I'll reward you as well, greatly in fact, and well old friends, for you I see a....reawakening of some lost dream" He says sneering back at me, snapping his fingers to another tune
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2XKyvxdbyc
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"Yes, MALIIIIIIZERAaaaaaaaaaaaaal" He says, resting his elbow on my shoulder "Heretics from ages past wish to rise up and strike down your happiness, will you squash them like the pitiful bugs they are and retrieve this...oddity for me? that is my dare, my bet. Retrieve this tick tock....thing for me, and I'll be very happy, and I'm sure Iris would love to see a bit of...hehe history die"

I stare at him as he roars with laughter and points past me

"AND YOU OLD FRIENDS, I'm sure you'd love chaos and law to return to this world, even if I know nothing of them" He says smugly, shrugging "and can barely see them, But I do notice when things I can't see are out and about, oh heavens do I know"

>>1177255

he turns away as motion and life return to the world as he skips away, humming that tune to himself before he waves his arm out

"And don't worry Mali, none of this will effect you besides a slight bit of danger in retreiving my new clock for me, so don't go crying to master, Hell if you do this for me, I might help you get her to meet her aunt faster" He says coldly, turning back to me before he smiles "Also, have fun old friends, but be wary of a few...assassins, hehe"

"What?" I ask, looking at where he was skipping into the air before he just... vanished into nothing

I look around and groan, hanging my head

Just what the hell have I gotten myself into this time....I want to go home now. and I'm sure iris and my babies are worried about me

But what the hell was the hat man even talking about just now?!

and we'll end here
I've archived
and will answer questions

>>1177271
WOOOOOOOT.
Thanks for running.
I'm both hype about foreshadowing and filled with unreasonable rage at the mention of Ticktock.

>>1177255
>"Now old friends, do you remember the name of tick tock?"


OH FUCK DAMMIT. I wasn't even there for that thread and the shit with Tick Tock hurt me. Holy shit Hatman, oh all the implications are driving me nuts. But fuck it, if we win, we get both the Yuri Knife and ZA WARUDO, if we play our cards right. Oh fuck I'm so excitied for UMGRQ

>>1177271
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. HOLY SHIT THOUGH. And I've just been thinking about how much I love Time Magic too. Huzzah for old friends coming to murder us!

>>1177271
AHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKING DIE YOU SHITTTER DIE TICKTOCK DIE WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING STAY DEAD

Thanks for running

>>1177271
Good to see new players, I was worried only demon/angel thing would be the major thing, with only a few lovecraft stuff lurking somewhere.

Can we get power from them? I know we could fish out stuff from demon essence, but we would have to divide our time too much if they give out nothing.

>>1177303
Taking powers from them would dilute your demoneyness

>>1177307
Can Mali even see Creatures of Chaos?

>>1177307
But don't we want to not be a demon?

>>1177307
So one of our daughters gets The World? I would say Alith, as we remain in contact with her for most our time fighting together and she's smart enough to abuse the fuck out of it on and off the battlefield.

>>1177312
I think mali is pretty okay with being a Demon, and its not like it'd be replacing our Demon-ness with something better. Arguably with something worse.

>>1177310
If she had chaos or order magic inside of her she could, but in general, demons/ angels and order/chaos can't see each other without one or the other interacting with them on accident in some way

>>1177312
I dunno, do you?

>>1177313
well I mean, the clock he wants is tick tock, not fucking dio

>>1177324
Not replacing, just diluting.

>>1177324
>implying we wouldn't get a locket if we had the chance

>>1177307
Just from one of them, or a hoard of them? I like tricking mortals and breaking angels, and would be sad if we could no longer do that.

>>1177333
But we don't have the chance. Mali can't have a locket.

>>1177336
just makes it less powerful it seems

>>1177333
The locket is nice, but order is lame and would whore us out more then hell does.

>>1177344
Did Headmaster ever say a demon can't be a magical girl?

>>1177333
Well we wouldn't get Order stuff, and Mali definitly doesn't qualify for Magical Girl.
She's lovely but pure of heart she ain't.

>>1177355
You need to be of good heart. And Mali definitly isn't.

>>1177332
True, but Tick Tock is better at Time Magic than DIO, and I just call anything that let's you stop time The World. So, if we get a part of Tick Tock, the ability to only stop time, no forwards or backwards King Crimson bullshit, for just 16 second seems reasonable, and completely broken to anyone we're fighting.

>>1177333
AHAHAHAH YES

>>1177336
Oh no, you'd keep that, you'd just become something in between. An oddity

>>1177368
Also of the current other MCs
which could use a locket
I know Eve could

>>1177374
>I know Eve could
Eve is the purest.

>>1177368
Just because she likes some roosters and cats doesn't mean she isn't defender of humanity material

>>1177387
Yes she is. She doesn't truly hate anyone besides black guard and is quite innocent

>>1177393
I mean she has damned several people to hell

>>1177374
The image of Eve trying to understand magic and failing around shouting how everything that is happening is stupid and illogical in binary is fucking beautiful. Also golems, and metal bending.

>>1177393
The whole "damns people to eternal torture in hell for giggles and superpowers"-part kinda disqualifies her.

And honestly thats fine, order is a bunch of dicks anyway.

>>1177374
Speaking of Eve. Are you okay if you end up with few anons playing supernova quest again, since they mentioned they had jobs and need to sleep.

>>1177403
Then lets go chaos and befriend Jojo
>>1177409
I would love to play. but I start work in the morning, have an 8 hour shift, then have to go to a family dinner

>>1177402
That's exactly what would happen.

>>1177409
Yep. planning a calm thread tomorrow.

>>1177374
>I know Eve could
NEON WRIGHT: THE SPIRIT OF THE MACHINE

>>1177419
>Then lets go chaos and befriend Jojo
But Chaos is even worse bunch of dicks.

>>1177433
YES, PERFECT

>>1177436
I mean, crimson nightmare isn't.....that bad

>>1177430
Awesome. And I'll definitely be earlier to the thread tomorrow, still a little late because of work but I'll be there.

>>1177433
She would totally have a huge machine gauntlet as her primary magic weapon.
Possibly a lightsword too.

>>1177441
>I mean, crimson nightmare isn't.....that bad
Yeah but she's also barely affliated with Chaos to begin with, she's only in the "Protect Queenie smile"-faction.

>>1177441
>crimson nightmare isn't.....that bad

LIES AND SLANDER

>>1177419
Dammit, did I miss a JoJo reference because I hadn't watched it back then?

>>1177430
Yeah Sunday's don't work for me
If you run long enough I can make it but the first 4-6 hours of your normal run time i won't be able to make it

>>1177449
Which is the best faction

Also, great idea for a weapon

>>1177451
She a good girl, she ain't do nuthin

>>1177453
Sorry man,

>>1177456
That's alright
Run when works for you HM
I have no problems reading everything after it's done
I just don't want you to drop the Quest because not enough people can make it during those hours

>>1177456
Just because she and the Queen are adorable does not give her an excuse! She really rubbed me the wrong way when she started interacting with the Destructive Saviors, I don't know. If we see her again (though I don't know how that would be possible) I'll probably warm up to her as her character develops. And seriously, her literally protecting the Queens smile is so freaking adorable, holy hell.

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>>1177469
Well I just need to find the right schedule if people just can't make it now

>>1177474
Also, when/ if you see the queen again, I think she'll be full neet mode

>>1177477
Hold a strawpoll or something

>>1177477
>Also, when/ if you see the queen again, I think she'll be full neet mode

This is the best route she could have possibly gone. I'm now imagining her and Nightmare sharing a blanket on a couch, just watching anime and eating popcorn.

>>1177484
For schedule?

Hmm, that could work

>>1177515
The whole chaos/order thing starts later though, right? Right now, I'm pretty sure we need to fish out that guy's soul and get knocked up by Iris during mating season (or whenever anons desire).