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Good to have you back m80.

Before we start, here is a short side story from Shozuku's perspective.
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Your eyes snap open.

It's not unusual for you to have difficulty sleeping. Your insistence on remaining underground has caused your internal clock to become quite disrupted, and the near relentless nightmares offer little peace. You stare up at the stone ceiling of the facility. The military complex was originally one of Orochimaru's hideouts, and your cultists have cleared and expanded many others like it. You find it fitting to fill in the spaces he left behind, considering that you obtained his goal of immortality so easily.

Swinging your legs over the side of the cot, you rub your face and stand up. The air down here is as cold as ever, and it helps to rouse you from your drowsiness. You stand up, and move to take a drink of water from a sink. You stare back at a pair of gaunt, lifeless eyes in the mirror.

At one point, you had the cultists waiting on you hand and foot, serving your every need. When you first dominated their pitiful excuses for leaders, you humiliated them by making them into slaves. They'd bring your breakfast, wash your body, and suffer your abuses without a word. Anything to escape being horribly disfigured by the acid.

It got extremely boring fairly quick.

You soon isolated yourself from the rest of the cultists, for several reasons. The honest one is that you really just wanted to be left alone. Most of them are just the scum of society leeching off of Jashin's power for a chance to assert their will on the world. What you tell them, is that you wish to not have any special treatment. To live in the same barracks they do, drink the same water and eat the same food. Compared to the high walls of the village gates, the common man is eager to accept a ruler who has no interest in stroking their ego.

Far in the distance, the sound of human agony can be heard. Down the halls echoes the moaning of still living torture victims can be heard. You don't take part in pointless sadism like that, but when you've forced your cultists to do terrible things in your name, you can't really blame them for being twisted. At minimum the average immortal has to kill on a nearly daily basis, so they have to get creative with it to maintain any sort of interest.

>>1180542
You step over to the widescreen monitor mounted on the wall, and turn it on. News reports of the death toll caused by the civil war in the Mist continually roll in. The numbers aren't horrific, only in the dozens. A mixture of civilian, military, and rebel fatalities. The injuries from various bombings and counter-raids are too high to count, however. Property damage in general is going to cause a crippling blow to any major city that isn't the Hidden Mist Village itself. Bandits raid the weakened infrastructure, and in general, rogue shinobi from all over the world are holing up in the Land of Water.

Briefly, the corners of your mouth pull into a slight smile. This is pretty good, for now. Destabilization of this level is going to cause ripples for years, all because of a single day's work.

The smile quickly retreats, as your mind skims over the memory of your doppleganger. That rat bastard. Where does he get off? Not only does he look like you, he won't even fight head on. He's a coward, who's whole style of fighting revolves on playing keep away. As if that took any talent or skill. You could do that! It'd be easy to do that. If you could just trap him in a one on one situation, without any Jounin, you'd be able to kill him with no real effort. It wouldn't even be a fight, a challenge!

You find yourself clenching your fists, and you have to remind yourself of the guidelines that are being set. He is a coward. He doesn't have the capacity to fight you head on, so he won't. It's your fault for not being able to nail him down and finish him off. Can you even really call yourself the strongest if you can't take out someone relying on scrub tactics like those? Hell no, of course not.

You take a kunai from a shelf, and grip the blade tightly. Blood trickles down your arm, and a searing pain fills your palms as they're cut. It brings your focus to razor sharp levels, clearing away the fog of frustration. "There aren't any excuses. It's my fault he's not dead. My fault."

Stepping out of your room, you head down a long hallway. At the end of it is an underground gymnasium, with several people shackled to the walls. On the other end of the large room is a wall of weapons, of all sorts. Not only shinobi weaponry, but more conventional tools of warfare like axes, maces, and longswords. Spears and halberds, as well. While your cult lacks the edge in technological superiority, or numbers, you make up with fanaticism and drive. Unlike a nation state, each member is driven by their own personal desires.

>>1180560
Tomoko enters the room. She steps over to you quickly, and grasps your wrist. She holds up the bloody palm and scoffs. "I don't get why you do this. You claim that it helps you focus, but pain tends to do just the opposite for most."

You examine her closely as she starts to heal your hand. Tomoko is the member of your cult you understand the least. While she kills as readily for you as any other, you can't fathom why she does it. For any other, it tends to revolve around increasing their power as a shinobi, revenge, or pure hedonism. She's wearing a long white lab coat, and her lengthy blonde hair is pulled back into a ponytail. She's several years older than you, and treats you like a little brother almost.

"It does help me focus."

Across the room, a man chained to the wall starts to groan. He's being used as a punching bag, until he eventually passes. You glance over at him with a hollow gaze, and he bites his tongue to keep quit. While you lack the sadistic streak of your underlings, that doesn't mean you won't go out of your way for a little peace and quiet. You pull your now healed hand away from her. She chuckles as you walk away, most likely baffled by your antics.

Tomoko sticks around, leaning on the wall while you start to get warmed up for the day. "I was thinking of starting a basic training program for the immortals. If we could marginally increase the effectiveness of our average troop,

You head over to an iron bar mounted on the wall for pull-ups. Jumping up, you start with a narrow hand position, mostly relying on your biceps and core strength to pull you up. It's easier to hammer them out by the number this way. As you go over the top, you respond to Tomoko. "Don't think it'll work. Our lack of a central dogma is what makes it possible to gather a continual number of fresh recruits. People would be off put by any sort of training regimen. Continue with the plan of picking out persons of interest."

Tomoko remains quiet for several moments. "Speaking of which, I've got another poor report for you. We failed to recruit Usagi, and Otozawa was captured. I think it was a sort of trap meant to draw us out, though I'm not sure if they had coordinated it as a group. What we do know is that Usagi never intended to be a part of our group."

You drop down, and curse quietly to yourself. "We could have used him, even if he wasn't necessarily going to be on our side. Bringing out the demon in him would have made it possible to spread mass destruction in the Stone, just as we did in the Cloud. Losing Otozawa now, that just leaves you, me, and Asuka. It's difficult to discern whether or not she's entirely faithful.."

>>1180562
You leap back up, and begin to do chin-ups with a wide armed stance. This focuses mostly on your shoulders, chest, and back. Tomoko continues. "She's fine. The few rogue shinobi from the intelligence communities have been working together to maintain a consistent regimen of brainwashing. She's more or less forgotten her life before us."

Once more you drop down onto the concrete. The ice cold ground refreshes your bare feet as your body starts to heat up. "It's effective, but it's not efficient. We might consider using her as a sacrificial pawn for a higher purpose. Several spies have been captured, so I'd rather put the efforts of intelligence towards infiltrating the security of the nations. The Mist has made it easy for us to spread in their territory, but in terms of high level operatives we're somewhat lacking. News on finding the swords?"

Tomoko has watched your training process numerous times, so she wordlessly starts to strap on your weighted vest. Ankle and wrist weights are placed as well. You get to work with some squats, particularly wanting to focus on the strength of your legs today. She signs once she's done, and continues. "Despite the disruption, we've been having difficulty even finding rumors on the locations. It seems that the Mist, regardless of having the artifacts returned to them post-war, have kept them on lockdown. Probably something to do with the high amount of wielders that've gone rogue."

You grunt between motions. "Makes sense. For now, we should divert resources towards gathering up a powerful grouping of officers. Losing Otozawa and Makoto means most of our reliable muscle is gone. I've got no problem with going in personally, but the more I put myself in danger, the greater risk to our objectives as a whole."

She chuckles. "What exactly are our objectives?"

Struggling, you straighten your legs out and finish the last squat. You exhale slowly, and think of an appropriate answer. "I don't know. I only know why my goals are. Whatever the goals of the individuals are in this group of ours, I couldn't care less. I'm giving the power for the depraved to express themselves as they like, just as I do. If I ever want to grow strong enough to beat the strongest men in the world, I need keep them busy while I train. If the whole world has to burn for me to be the greatest, I'll make it so."

Tomoko grins. She knows the history of this broken child, how he killed his foster parent for the sake of self defense. His view of the world is incredibly narrow and simplified, to the point where basic human morals have been cast aside. He's not so unlike Orochimaru, even beyond the obvious ways.

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You walk over to one of the men mounted on the walls. At once, you start throwing wide hooks into his body from various angles, punching with your full might. The weight on your body makes each strike sluggish, but more powerful. The sensation of his ribs cracking under the blows tell you that you're hitting from the proper angles to cause the most damage. You want to strike down that doppleganger with a single punch if you can, face him man to man and show him that he's just a bump in the road to you. Ever since you first encountered him, you've gone out of your way to be able to counter his various annoying jutsu. At this point, you think you've roughly got his strategy boiled down to a T.

You stop for a moment, and look back. "Tomoko, I want you to write a report on Takeshi. If him and his squad were able to beat you and Otozawa together, despite extra help, it means he's been improving. Right?"

She considers this for a few moments. "Well, he did have a new toy. It seems like each time we face him he's got a couple more tricks under his sleeves, but it's never anything cataclysmic. I don't really understand why you're worried about him."

You pop your knuckles. The man in front of you has tears streaming down his face, sobbing quietly. "I think I'm starting to understand how he fights. He's been depending on us not truly being concerned about him. It's how he gets by. People think that just because he lacks raw destructive potential, he can't disable or kill them. How many times has he proved this line of thinking wrong by now? Even Makoto was undone by his scheming, and he was easily the most physically capable member of our group. No one else fights quite like him, in this world. It's an old way of thinking that died out in response to the might of those involved in the last World War. Who cares what he seems like, as long as results are met? He's a damned devil. Sure I could beat him head on, but at this rate, I'll never be able to pin him down." You turn around. "Issue a report to the intelligence network, and have it spread. This man is strong! Attack him with everything you've got! He'll certainly have allies with him, and they're his weakness. They don't have nearly the same defenses, so hold them hostage. Strip away his tools and he won't have a thing left. We'll leave him dead and naked."

She doesn't respond for a few moments. "He's just a Chunin. Do you really think that's necessary?"

You spin around, and strike the man chained to the wall with a devastating side kick. His ribs shatter as the heel of your foot slams into him, and he rebounds off the concrete. The chains he's strapped to rattle, and under his skin blood pools from punctured organs. "Don't question me. He's alive. It's necessary. We can't just consider our way of thinking anymore. This is the world of Shinobi; there's no such thing as being too paranoid."

She bows. "Yes, prophet. I'll carry out your will."

Perspective switches back to Takeshi.

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Iron knuckles strike you in the ribs from side to side, bouncing your body around like a pinball. Even then, you can tell your bro is pulling his punches.

You leap back, but he closes in with a dash. You notice that he keeps throwing tight, powerful hooks. Mostly to the body. Whenever you block one, you're stunned long enough that the next one is a guaranteed hit. He mixes in a frequent knee to open you up from the bottom, as well. Weathering the storm is difficult. At this right, he's going to pry right through and start hitting you in the head. You've gotta do more than curl up.

You could try to sweep his legs out from under him, but the nature of his water based sensory jutsu make it too easy for him to predict the movements of you or your clones. As long as you're touching the thin layer of water, he'll be an extra step ahead of you.

>A. Jump up, and use the Water Bullet Jutsu all around him. If you can disrupt his sensory jutsu, he'll be temporarily blinded.
>B. Tie a bell to your side, and summon some water clones. Do a series of jumping attacks. If you can get him to focus on the sound of your bell, you could catch him off guard with a mix-up.
>C. Use the Great Fireball Jutsu in a wide arc, and try to evaporate some of the water. Even if it doesn't work, you could surprise him with an element he's never seen you use before.
>D. Write-in

>>1180599
>>C. Use the Great Fireball Jutsu in a wide arc, and try to evaporate some of the water. Even if it doesn't work, you could surprise him with an element he's never seen you use before.

>>1180541
Thanks anon. I'm not sure how long tonight's thread will actually be, as I think I'm starting to get sick because of a sudden weather change. At the very least we'll get some more training done tonight.

>>1180599
>C. Use the Great Fireball Jutsu in a wide arc, and try to evaporate some of the water. Even if it doesn't work, you could surprise him with an element he's never seen you use before.

>>1180599
>C. Use the Great Fireball Jutsu in a wide arc, and try to evaporate some of the water. Even if it doesn't work, you could surprise him with an element he's never seen you use before.

>>1180599
>C. Use the Great Fireball Jutsu in a wide arc, and try to evaporate some of the water. Even if it doesn't work, you could surprise him with an element he's never seen you use before.
We should really work on Boil Release.

>>1180599
>>C. Use the Great Fireball Jutsu in a wide arc, and try to evaporate some of the water. Even if it doesn't work, you could surprise him with an element he's never seen you use before.

Man we really tweaked Shozoku off.

>>1180599
>>B. Tie a bell to your side, and summon some water clones. Do a series of jumping attacks. If you can get him to focus on the sound of your

>>1180612
>>1180622
>>1180626
>>1180629
>>1180640
You leap backwards into the air, and go through several handsigns. It's difficult to control your chakra on the move, but this is the proper time to practice it. You inhale deeply, and then blow out a consistent stream of fire. Oscillating between high and low makes pressure makes it easier to keep going, just as Hanto taught you.

The billowing flames spread across the damp ground, evaporating some of the water. Your bro, blindfolded, leaps back several steps from the heat. He's clearly very confused, as he'd thought you to only posses the water element.

When you land, you use the Water Clone Jutsu again to create two clones behind him. You start to sprint forward, still on muddy earth. It's cleared off enough to disrupt his technique, however. Hideki spins around to destroy your clones with two swift kicks, but when he turns around to face you his sense of spacing is distorted. He swings early, before you arrive.

Twisting your body back, you prepare your strongest punch. Throwing forward a right straight, you strike him across the cheek and whip his head back. He stumbles back, hopping on one foot before regaining his posture.

He rushes forward, and starts to throw various straight punches at you in frustration. You calmly weave your head through the blows, focusing on evasion as you normally do.

Suddenly, he feints a straight punch. He thrusts out a fist intentionally wide, but when he pulls it back, he swings his body into the elbow. It cracks you across the top of the skull, sending your ears ringing.

The ground seems to twist up and slam you, an illusion caused by falling so quickly. At once you've got a throbbing headache going, as being struck while attempting to dodge doubled the damage. Hideki takes a few steps back and pulls off his headband from his eyes. "I think that's enough for now. We'll start hurting each other if we're not too careful. Impressive move with the Fire! I'd have never guessed you could do all that.."

You sit up, dazed. "I can do a couple Fire Jutsu now. I'm still not very good, but I can get some partial use out of it at least."

Hideki turns, and smiles at you. "You might surpass me soon enough with talent like that. I'd already thought you were blooming during the Chunin exams, but I don't guess you have any intention of slowing down."

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Mini's back!

The Jashinists are way more ISIS than I remembered!

The End of Part I is closing in rapidly!

Excitement?

>>1180798


He pulls you up to your feet, a notable bump forming on the side of your head. His cheek is also starting to swell up from your punch. "It's just the fruits of hard work, you know? Here, I'll heal both of us real quick."

You both sit down, and you get to work on him before yourself. The Mystical Palm can be used simply to reduce inflammation and swelling.

He sighs, and looks out at the training field. "Takeshi, where do you get all your determination? I mean, I love being a shinobi too, and protecting my country. It's the most satisfying job I can think of. But it just seems different for you."

You think for a few moments before responding.

>A. I really do just want to be the best Shinobi I can be. I love everything about the lifestyle. The training, the fighting, all of it.
>B. I think it might have something to do with proving people wrong. Everyone looks down on your average shinobi for being lacking in power, especially after the last world war.
>C. I want to be able to protect people who can't really protect themselves. I've seen so many people get disfigured and hurt by the cultists and other criminals, that I couldn't imagine not doing anything about it.
>D. Write-in

>>1180810
>>A. I really do just want to be the best Shinobi I can be. I love everything about the lifestyle. The training, the fighting, all of it.

>>1180810
>B. I think it might have something to do with proving people wrong. Everyone looks down on your average shinobi for being lacking in power, especially after the last world war.

Fuinjutsu can put away Jashinists permanently, right? Would it be possible to get Reverse Tetragram Tags to help put them down?

>>1180810
>A. I really do just want to be the best Shinobi I can be. I love everything about the lifestyle. The training, the fighting, all of it.

>>1180810
>B. I think it might have something to do with proving people wrong. Everyone looks down on your average shinobi for being lacking in power, especially after the last world war.

>>1180810
>>B. I think it might have something to do with proving people wrong. Everyone looks down on your average shinobi for being lacking in power, especially after the last world war.

>D. After all Hasirama's rise and fall, but there are many more ninjas of talent that were great or terrible without a unique bloodline or parentage. Orochimaru, Konan, The second, The third, Jiraiya and more.

>>1180810
>A. I really do just want to be the best Shinobi I can be. I love everything about the lifestyle. The training, the fighting, all of it.
>B. I think it might have something to do with proving people wrong. Everyone looks down on your average shinobi for being lacking in power, especially after the last world war.

>>1180824
Reverse Tetragram tags? Remind me what those are again please, I tried looking them up and I got Danzo's tags where he suicides.

>>1180903
I think he's saying place a seal on them that will make them into chunky salsa easily.

>>1180925
More like mash them into an inky meatball.
>>1180903
The seal itself is essentially Naruto's seal in reverse, juinjutsu are weird.

>>1180810
>A. I really do just want to be the best Shinobi I can be. I love everything about the lifestyle. The training, the fighting, all of it.

>>1180942
Ahh, no you'd have to be quite highly skilled for that. Danzo was nearly a Hokage level ninja. Nothing like that is going to be produced or sold to your average ninja.

>>1180960
Can we get tetragram seals? Those were one of the most widespread Uzumaki seals? Naruto's own seal is two working in tandem, and Danzo's was four.

And what's the general opinion of Danzo at this time?

is no one gonna archive the previous threads?

>>1180980
Pretty much everyone has publicly recognized Danzo to be a traitor, who's the one truly responsible for the elimination of the Uchiha clan. As for the seals, you'll have to be more specific. Tetragram and duo is more like a pattern of seals, I think, built with specific functions in mind.

Your underdog seal is a single seal, but the more advanced and powerful seals get, the more working together you need.

>>1180998
Shit, good point. Thread 60 especially needs to be archived. I'll do it soon if no one else does.

>>1181016
I really do just want to be the best Shinobi I can be. I love everything about the lifestyle. The training, the fighting, all of it. Plus, I think it might have something to do with proving people wrong. Everyone looks down on your average shinobi for being lacking in power, especially after the last world war."

Hideki looks over as you finish healing your head. He reaches up, and ruffles your hair. "I figured you might say something like that. What a boring answer. You have any idea how many times I've heard that, how many bonehead classmates of mine said more or less the same thing? 'I'll be the greatest there ever was! Better than Naruto, better than Sasuke, better than the first himself!' There's always that one kid who's walking around yelling it at the top of his lungs."

You grin. "Well, I don't really walk around proclaiming my dreams to the sky. For the most part I keep those feelings inside, hehe."

Hideki nods. "Yeah, you've got no interest in talking about it. Just doing it, I guess. Hey, I gotta get out of here and get ready for work. Good job today. You keep working on your defense like that, and soon nobody'll be able to hit you."

He jumps up, and heads off. "Take it easy if you can, little bro. I was worried about you these last few weeks, but it's good to see you're not really any different. Just keeping up with the times, I guess."

You stand up, and wave him off. "Thanks! I'll keep doing my best!"

You run off in a different direction, and head back to the village while he goes to the gates.

What would you like to train in next?

>A. Go to Sarada's and ask her to help you with Medical jutsu
>B. Find Kichiro, and ask him to help you with Fire jutsu
>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.
>D. Go to the Academy, and start investigating Boil Release.

>>1181016
Tobirama's politics must only be appreciated on Ninja /pol/ then? That's a shame.

Forget whatever I said about the Tetragram Seal.

>>1181044
>>D. Go to the Academy, and start investigating Boil Release.

>>1181044
>>D. Go to the Academy, and start investigating Boil Release.

>>1181044
>>D. Go to the Academy, and start investigating Boil Release.

>>1181044
>A. Go to Sarada's and ask her to help you with Medical jutsu

>>1181056
Yeah, Naruto is a big time bleeding heart liberal.

>>1181044
>>D. Go to the Academy, and start investigating Boil Release.

>>1180824
>>1180903
>>1181016
Maybe we should learn some barrier ninjutsu. At the very least pick up some tags for it. The ability to create solid walls out of thin air could be useful for those times we're ambushed at long range, get a wave of acid thrown at us, or need to pin someone down so we can get away. Combined with our fire element we might be able to pull off a ghetto dust-style.

>>1181044
So many options. All of them are useful and interesting.
Medical can help put down these immortal bastards, sealing can too, genjutsu has been really good to us so far and learning more can't hurt, fire is important to master if we want to get any use out of it, Boil could be amazing if we ever manage to learn it.

I'd say our biggest problem right now is the inability to get away from close-quarters fights. We're not amazing at taijutsu, and once we get into a fist-fight almost all our ability to control the battlefield goes away. We need a way to break free and get back into mid-range where we shine.

>>1181097
Well, instead of blindly believing everyone has good in their hearts, Naruto has jesus evil sensing powers to back it up.

>>1181056
what would be the equivalent of Jews for Ninja /pol/ though? Aliens?

>>1181111
The First didn't need Jesus evil sensing powers to know shit needed to get done, and he didn't need ninshu or tnj either.

>>1181044
>>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.

>>1181044
>A. Go to Sarada's and ask her to help you with Medical jutsu

>>1181116
Mist Refugees are Middle Eastern Refugees, Jashinists are ISIS, and Jews are probably major clans, Aliens are a bit too rare.

>>1181044
>D. Go to the Academy, and start investigating Boil Release.

>D. Go to the Academy, and start investigating Boil Release

>>1181149
sounds about right.
now i'm imagining a group of ninja's getting drunk and ranting how the Hyuuga's are behind everything

>>1181188
http://imgur.com/a/gc6Cc

>>1181188
I mean

They kind of are. Have you seen the eugen-

>>1181209
Yep

>>1181188
Ai seems like she would browse Nin-Chan.

Just got an idea, the next time we are at the training field, we could summon Danpei and train a combo move with his wind bullets and a fire jutsu to make it stronger.

I wonder how ninja sp/asp reacted to us winning the exams

>>1181214
Please tell me this is canon in this quest.

>>1181231
Are there memes of us?

>>1181231
Probably about the same to how /sp/ reacted to the Falcons losing to the Patriots.

>>1181248
>LITERAL WHO KICKED THE SHIT OUT THE HOKAGES KID

>>1181188
>>1181149
Are you blind? It's OBVIOUS that the Uchiha are the Jews.
>Gods chosen people
>Masters of deception and illusions
>Hereditary insanity and emotional disorders
>Everyone hates and distrusts them
>Forced to live in ghettos
>Holocausted for plotting a revolution
>Ability to summon giants to do their bidding
Hyuugas are aliens, I mean they LITERALLY come from the moon! Though there are rumors that they're taking over the old Uchiha infrastructure, and even whispers that all that has occurred is within their plans.

>>1181268
>This is just proof that the tailed beasts are a hoax perpetrated by the Uchiha and the Hyuga working together desu

>>1181268
TAKESHI'D

>>1181231
>Literally who comes out and stomps all competition. I knew it was rigged, how can you guys watch this shit?

>put my life savings on Hokage's kid and he literally trips at the finish line. Have a good life everyone, I'm ending it all

>I put down 100 Ryō on a couple no names just for the hell of it, this Takeshi dude being one of them, and now it's paying out 50000 to 1. I'm a millionaire guys!

>>1181301
computers and the internet are a thing in the Boruto time right? we should invest in one

>>1181291
>>1181288
>>1181301
> legits get BTFOd by a mech
>still stomps the hokages kid
JUST

>>1181335
>The fact that a mech counts as a ninja tool at all is total bullshit

>>1181347
Was it a mech, puppet, or both?

>>1181231
>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT PROMOTED
>he's the only one who did actual ninja type shit
>HE DOESN'T HAVE SHIT FOR A FINISHER THOUGH. THE REF IS FUCKING COLLUDING I SWEAR

>>1181301
>>1181335
Keep in mind that this kid stopped a raging Jinchuuriki by stabbing it with a fucking senbon. ONE. He used the equivalent of a metal toothpick to stop a superweapon about to blow. I put 5k on that kid after that.

>>1181356
Both

>>1181356
It was a mech, a puppet, AND a suit of armor.
We broke the face-plate though.
Senbon OP, plz nerf

>>1181359
>Fuck you man, for once a ref wasn't in someone's pocket
>>1181356
It was based on puppets, but it was essentially a mech. I don't actually believe that though, I was just memeing.

>>1181377
>for once a ref wasn't in someone's pocket
>literally spent the interim training with the ref
>implying he didn't collude hard so his student would look good

>>1181209
That's fucking amazing.

>>1181363
>failed mission count: 1
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK

The next day, you decide it's time to start investigating the powers of one of the most prominent opponents you've had to face. The secrets of Shozuku's Boil release. You enter the building, equipped with all the study tools you usually bring. Calculator for determining geometrical equations, notebook, and most importantly snacks and water.

You begin by diving into the basic texts of combination elements. It describes using two chakra natures as one to create an entirely separate effect, an incredibly difficult feat without the assistance of a natural inclination towards it. Generally, a shinobi capable of using a combination element without a bloodline to assist them is considered one in a million.

Sighing, you can't help but wonder what sort of training he went through to get to this ability. It's taken you a month to learn a couple C ranked jutsu.

Looking down, you continue to read. The book tells you about how mastering a combination element can make all your other jutsu more powerful, for a bit of an extra cost. For example, mastering the Scorch Release, a combination of wind and fire, would allow you to turn any fire or wind jutsu into a Scorch one. The same goes for Lava, or Ice. In this way learning a combination element is less like a new element entirely, but being able to take two elements and bridge the gap between them completely.

You find the section on Boil release. It describes the release as being potentially the most diverse of all combination techniques. Similar to Lava, which can switch between a form of rubber, or molten earth, it has multiple forms. There is the chemical aspect of it, which can produce materials which would otherwise require a great deal of labwork to produce. Then there's the heating aspect, which could allow one to control steam and boiling water with ease. You quietly note to yourself that you've never seen Shozuku heat his Water jutsu, but instead always elects to alter them chemically. Could this mean he's able to do one, but not the other?

This book doesn't describe anything more about Boil release, so you set it aside for now. The speed at which you're able to skim through text and find the information that you want has rapidly increased, whether or not you notice it. You pick out a book on chemical composition, and start to pour over it. You also select several more on Fire nature Chakra and Water, and cross reference elements of control for both that have something to do with one another.

You note that both fire and water can be controlled with a pulsing rhythm. You're careful to note this down in your book, and wonder how this could be applied to potentially learning Boil release.

You exit some hours later, with a better understanding of combination elements.

>>1181387
>It's nice to see an actual ninja win for once, I was a Chunin Exam away from explosive tagging a bridge if another kage's kid won.

>The leader of the cultists happens to look exactly like Takeshi
>Takeshi is known to specialize in Genjutsu
>Trains like a motherfucker to do near impossible shit all the time
Takeshi is pulling a fucking Aizen guys. Stay sharp.

>>1181408

>A. Go to Sarada's and ask her to help you with Medical jutsu
>B. Find Kichiro, and ask him to help you with Fire jutsu
>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.
>D. Look for Roku, and ask him to spar with you in Taijutsu. He's similarly skilled to you, so it should be a good chance to practice defense.

>>1181387
>Excluding that he never trained with the prelim ref until after the prelims
>Excluding that he never met the third round's ref
When will this meme end?
When will this meme end?

>>1181387
>implying the ref could be bias with ninja jesus RIGHT FUCKING THERE
>Implying Stopping a nuke with a metal toothpick isn't impressive
>Implying beating a weaponmistress Hyuuga by fucking disemboweling her isn't impressive
>I'll give you the taijutsu duel is kinda meh
>Implying that beating a fucking mecha with senbon AGAIN isn't fly as shit.

>>1181420
>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.

>>1181420
>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.
GENJUTSU PLEASE

>>1181420
>>D. Look for Roku, and ask him to spar with you in Taijutsu. He's similarly skilled to you, so it should be a good chance to practice defense.

>>1181420
>C

>>1181420
>A. Go to Sarada's and ask her to help you with Medical jutsu

>>1181431
I'm not saying it wasn't impressive, but there's no way he should be able to pull this shit off. I bet he'd get stomped out by that Uchiha chick though. That clan is rife with asspulls.

>>1181420
>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.

>>1181414
>Takeshi is pulling a fucking Aizen guys. Stay sharp.
He looks like young Aizen, doesn't he?
>>1181420
>A. Go to Sarada's and ask her to help you with Medical jutsu
That was a book on Combination Elements, so what are Wind/Lightning and Lightning/Fire? Are they cut and dry like Laze's and Wargle's Impact and Stellar, or more unclear like Country's Emission and Gleam?

>>1181420
>>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.

>>1181420
>>D. Look for Roku, and ask him to spar with you in Taijutsu. He's similarly skilled to you, so it should be a good chance to practice defense.
>>1181451
Oh fuck you're right. The keikaku is forming as we speak and we're all just pretending it's not there. God help us all

>>1181443
Fucking uchiha
Literal murder hobos
Nams one uchiha (ONE) who was ever helpful

>>1181474
>Nams one uchiha (ONE) who was ever helpful
Kagami.

>>1181438
>>1181442
>>1181451
>>1181461
>>1181464
Our genjutsu, which is one of our ebst skills is also falling behind. Mini said we're really close to a rank up too. COme on guys.

>>1181443
yeah they're uter bullshit though. Like how is she that strong with no muscle?

>>1181474
You'd have to get to know one first.

I know someone is gonna archive the previous threads, but i am new here and just have one question, how long until a thread is gone and can not be archived anymore?

>>1181420
>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.
Genjutsu has been ignored for too long

>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.

>>1181483
Alright, the weight are helping, genjutsu needs a boost.

>>1181420
>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.
changed from >>1181461

>>1181505
Yeah, we also just trained taijutsu

>>1181408
Eh, disregard my last vote, changing to
>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.

>>1181420
>>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.
changing to this cuz yeah

>>1181485
week after it drops from the board.

>>1181483
So are they just gonna let those kids keep using the gates and shit like that? Don't those just fuck you up after a while. Not to mention that kid who turned himself into a microwave just to get some hits in.

>>1181420
>B. Find Kichiro, and ask him to help you with Fire jutsu
I'm seriously tired of genjutsu and we only use like two of our genjutsu techniques anyway

>>1181482
>was friends with living warcrimes
> did absolutly nothong important
>only lived to 25

>>1181533
If the ninja want to trhow their lives away, let them, /asp/ is completely right about the samurai being superior.

>>1181420
>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.

>>1181533
Probably why most of em didn't make Chunin. If they had to rely on forbidden techniques to compete they were probably automatically unable to pass. Probably why Boruto Failed since he spammed shadow clones.

>>1181533
Listen man, in a world were literal ninja wixard jesus lives right next door, you have to have SOME way to keep up

>>1181543
Two of those living warcrimes were the best Hokage.

>>1181539
C'mon man, we're one away from upping a stat.

>>1181562
>Having the chakra pool to spam shadow clones isn't impressive
Hokage's son shouldn't be in the regular bracket anyways. He's even getting taijutsu training from the Hyuuga and shit.

>>1181575
But he lost anyway. Not sure if ti's because he's just that shit or if Literally Who is that beast.

>>1181562
Can confirm i work the naruto administration
It was also because he wasn't paying attention to any other matchs and he was disgustingly over confident and easily fooled

>>1181575
probably why he got so many bye rounds. The uchiha heiress fought more than he did.


>>1181592
>Not paying attention to free info
Shitter deserved o lose if he was that arrogant.

Yeah, I don't know if I actually should have included Genjutsu as an option. Full 15 minute revote. Sorry everyone, my fault.

You'll have the opportunity to seriously learn some stuff at the Owl Village once you go there.

For now it'd just be a normal C ranked one, and you have way better Jutsu you could be learning from Sarada or Kichiro.

Gonna do a revote.

>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsu
>B. Find Kichiro and learn how to improve both of your Fire Jutsu
>C. Go to the Academy and learn a new Sealing Jutsu

>>1181589
Spoiled punk with "DATTEBAYO" father just didn't think his bulldozing technique would fail to quick thinking and actual understanding of the fundamentals. He deserved that loss

>>1181589
Just because he's the product of (((Hyuuga))) eugenics doesn't mean that he's dumber than a sack of bricks. The Uzumaki Clan has been extinct for decades anyway.

>>1181616
>B. Find Kichiro and learn how to improve both of your Fire Jutsu

>>1181616
>>B. Find Kichiro and learn how to improve both of your Fire Jutsu
Let's make fire cool then

>>1181616
>>B. Find Kichiro and learn how to improve both of your Fire Jutsu

>>1181616
>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsu
I hope that we can learn about Tsunade there.

>>1181616
>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsu

>>1181616
>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsu

>>1181616
>>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsu
CHAKRA CONTROL

>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsu

>>1181420
>>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.
genjutsu please, were finally at a level where we can learn higher ranked genjutsu. they have always served us well, and help our chakra control.

>>1181616
>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsu

>>1181616
>B. Find Kichiro and learn how to improve both of your Fire Jutsu

>>1181616
>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsu
We went with Kichi last thread. It's been forever since we did anything medicinal.

>>1181616
>>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsu
we're the healer of our group

>>1181677
We're also learning a new element that we're not naturally aligned with which requires a huge time investment for significant results.

>>1181616
>B. Find Kichiro and learn how to improve both of your Fire Jutsu

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>>1181677
>we're the healer of our group
>We're the third Tsunade

Been think about hat kind of parent Takeshi would be,then realized that would mean he would have to A be interested in anyone and B be able to to if anyone has any interested in him so he will probably never have children,

>>1181688
Chakra control healing gives us would help, no?

>>1181698
Nope Kakashi,as he was supposed to be. Good at everything, a true jack of all trades.

>>1181698
>We're the third Tsunade

But good at gambling.

I'm conflicted. I feel like Sho is gonna be gunning for us now and force us into a one-on-one.
Both better healing and boil release would help a lot against his acid shit. I don't know which is better though

>>1181702
He has other priorities right now, I'm sure he'll be taught to love by the Naruto equivalent of a Saigon whore while on his training journey with Sausage.

>>1181711
Definitely boil release. Our weakness is actual combat strength.

>>1181711
Healing gives chakra control
Chakra control helps us learn boil release easier.

I just realized that we are essentially a jojo character with the amount of planning that goes into our fights and traps

>>1181616
>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsu

>>1181702
Oh no. We'll find a way if we're controlling him.

>>1181704
>Nope Kakashi,as he was supposed to be. Good at everything, a true jack of all trades.
>Implying pasty, autistic Ai won't become something like Orochimaru
>Implying Kichiro isn't already basically Jiraiya

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>>1181702
There also a good chance we pull a snek to wipe out all the jashinist
>in 5 years
>/npol/
>checking takeshis file
>kill count: 1,000,000 jashinist

>>1181702
Mari is starting to look like a thing, Also Hizashi's ghost is looking at our genes mighty thoroughly now that we're hot shit. Hyuuga marriage is blessed by the eugenics ghost.

>>1181616
>B. Find Kichiro and learn how to improve both of your Fire Jutsu

>>1181616
>B. Find Kichiro and learn how to improve both of your Fire Jutsu

>>1181742
I don't feel like we really plan that well. We usually just go with premade options by Mini.

>>1181753
and one drunk ninja, but come on he was asking for it when he brought up how he and snek where the same

>>1181779
Early on you planned a lot. It's sort of gotten so complicated at this point that the premade options are usually easiest than trying to think things out in detail.

>>1181772
Hizashi didn't buy into the keikaku, that's why he had to die.

And we care about eugenics in this quest? Awesome.

>>1181616
>B. Find Kichiro and learn how to improve both of your Fire Jutsu

>>1181797
?And we care about eugenics in this quest? Awesome.
It's all Hyuuga memes, but if that's how you pick your favorite girl, by all means

>>1181805
Are there any girls our age in the Tsuchikage clan?

>>1181797
Well kinda, i mean unless mini is gonna write the story up until the point where our child is going through ninja school it won't really matter that much.

>>1181772
>>1181797
Think he meant Hiashi

>>1181825
Whoever the fuck. Very similar names for two secondary characters fucks me up

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>>1181677

8 to 8. Shiiieeet. Okay one more time anons, a 10 minute revote.

>A. Sarada and medical jutsu
>B. Kichiro and fire jutsu

>>1181843
>>A. Sarada and medical jutsu

>>1181843
>>A. Sarada and medical jutsu

>>1181843
>>B. Kichiro and fire jutsu

>>1181843
>B. Kichiro and fire jutsu
WE WILL NOT BE MOVED

>>1181843
>B. Kichiro and fire jutsu

>>1181843
>A. Sarada and medical jutsu

>A. Sarada and medical jutsu

>>1181843
>A. Sarada and medical jutsu

>>1181843
>B. Kichiro and fire jutsu
Ok this is taking way too long come on

>>1181843
>B. Kichiro and fire jutsu

>>1181841
Well, they were twins.
>>1181843
>A. Sarada and medical jutsu
Since it's established that ninjas without Kekkei Genkai can used Combined Elements, could we theoretically have a Kekkei Tota eventually?

>>1181843
>B. Kichiro and fire jutsu

>>1181843
>>B. Kichiro and fire jutsu

>>1181843
>>A. Sarada and medical jutsu

>>1181843
>B. Kichiro and fire jutsu

>>1181843
>>A. Sarada and medical jutsu

>>1181843
>A. Sarada and medical jutsu

>>1181843
>A. Sarada and medical jutsu
The ability to heal ourselves is extremely useful.

>>1181843
>B

>>1181843
>A. Sarada and medical jutsu

oh god if we keep up medical, fire element and genjustu we are gonna be the perfect field medic, able to cast illusions to help deal with pain or knock them out, medical for healing and fire for if something happens like a wound being too big to heal we can cauterize it.

>>1181843
>B. Kichiro and fire jutsu

>>1181909
Cauterization should only ever be a last resort since it sharply raises the risk of infection. Tourniquets are way better anyway.

>>1181909
We shouldn't aim to be just a field medic
We have incredible killing power and versitlity, we can fill in a lot of roles roght now

>>1181843
>A. Sarada.

>>1181952
Now we're Kabuto, great.

>>1181958
>1 post by this ID
>altered vote text
hmmm

>>1181846
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>>1181918

Fucking hell. 11 to 10, Sarada!

Post incoming!

>>1181969
He was a tad late anyways

>>1181969
I have a habit of typing up the response instead of just copy+paste. Plus I'm on the toilet.

>>1181966
the longer this quest goes the more worried i am about the ninja around us drawing the similarities about us and the two sneks and then they end up hating and faring us.

>>1181979
I just want Tsunade news desu.

>>1181969
Sarada was winning anyway.

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>>1181979
Surely spreading ourselves even thinner is a great idea.

>>1181990
Not spreading us thinner, just mastering the medical skills we already have.

TIME FOR SALAD SHENANEGANS...
Also when will we duel with hima?

>>1181990
were are kinda of the medic of our teams, usually as everyone else has just some random fuck you power and never bothered to learn medical skills

>>1181987
>Kon was a underhanded weirdo who people were leary around
>Kuro is an alien who people fear because of his bloodline
>Now Takeshi is becoming a snekman who people will start to resent
Ebin. It's not ebin, dammit, I just want a male Naruto Quest MC whose not a pasty weirdo, is that so much to ask?

>>1182007
Medical Jutsu and Genjutsu sounds like a cool combo anyways. We could literally make people believe they shit their pants, and then actually have them shit their pants.

>>1182007
Yes but we need to keep one thing in mind, we are not a field medic
We have potential to fill that role and much more at the same time

>>1182017
You've actually got a healthy skintone from being in the sun a bunch.

Plus you're well liked by just about everyone. You are weird, but in an endearing way instead of a creepy one.

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Takeshi is the Patriots of the Burrito quest setting

not the fastest
not the strongest
just the most prepared

>>1181999
I just feel like we shouldn't have bothered learning any fire jutsu if we're not gonna fully commit to it. It's a waste of time.

>>1182018
Such a retarded idea, I don't know why there's this obsession with making people shit themselves lately.

>>1182029
The option will be available later, and you have several Medical jutsu that need mastering anyways.

They've been sitting there for weeks.

>>1182029
We're still going to do it. We aren't married to medical by this choice.

>>1182028
>just the most prepared

Soo... We are meme Batman?

>>1182026
>You are weird, but in an endearing way instead of a creepy one.
Country said this at some point. It's all a matter of moderating it, it seems.

>>1182029
Boil release necessitates it. It's also a good offensive foil to the more defensive water shit.

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>>1181698
>Not wanting a 106cm bust

>>1182041
>We aren't married to medical
If Sarada decided on contacts and changed up her wardrobe to something more traditional Uchiha, I wouldn't be opposed.

>>1182042
I don't think Takeshi is that emotionally stunted

>>1182055
How is future naruto quest?
I droped it cause it wasn't to my taste

>>1182081
I tried it, while I liked some aspects, the voters ended up turning me off. The MC turned into a complete tard.

>>1182081

It's shit.

>>1182073
That's AI's job

>>1182073
Were pretty emotionally stunted
All we care about is getting better
Our greatest fear is falling behind
We don't really romantizie what we do

>>1182102
You care about your friends a lot. In every mission, whenever the choice has come up to put them at risk for the sake of progress, you choose to protect your allies.

100% so far.

>>1182093
Didnt MC went the same path as Kon?
Hitting them Tsuchi of the stone

Man the stones are popular. I want the sand puppet girl tho. Goin shika's path

>>1182081
>How is future naruto quest?
Eh, I liked it, but I can see why people wouldn't. It's a little closer to Mini's than Laze's, but it's not as similar as Wargle's is to Laze's.

Country's heart is in the right place, even if he's not the most descriptive. There's waifufaggotry, but it's not too serious, mostly banter.

>>1182102
No. We care about our friends and are an actual nice guy, when was our greatest fear mentioned as being falling behind, and how does romanticizing what we do make us emotionally stunted?

>>1182102
It's less that we're emotionally stunted and more that we just have the most generic shonen MC personality possible.

>>1182114
>Didnt MC went the same path as Kon?
>Hitting them Tsuchi of the stone
His girlfriend is from the Stone and uses Lava Style, but they'll only be 15-17 when he comes back, so it could always change.

If you like eugenics, it's the quest to be.

>>1182102
>>1182111
Has Takeshi come up with individual plans to kill his ninja friends?

>>1182140
No, but we should.

>>1182111
Thst is true
We do care about our friends and fucking hate jashinist
Not sure how i forgot that
Eh
Probabky because my minds degrading right now
Going to sleep
Bye

>>1182140
I mean we kinda have with Sarada, but its more just beating her.

>>1182151
We need a plan to beat Mitsuki, especially considering we now know he has some connection with Orochimaru.

>>1182150
sleep well anon

>>1182148
>Ai

kill her with kindness

>>1182162
snakes don't have eyelids, so just carry pocket sand around and throw it at him if he tries anything funny

>>1182166
with and kindness and being so sweet we give her diabetes

>>1182134
Yeah just wanting to get stronger, beat the clearly evil organization, and protect "muh nakama" isn't very interesting but Mini has hinted that it's all a setup for some interesting character development in part 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BHU2NOqBrA

You walk up the steps, and knock on the door to Sarada's home several times. You look around the village, and it's a bright and sunny afternoon. It's fairly cold out still, but it looks nice at least. You're glad the weather isn't muggy like in the Mist, or too dry like in the Stone.

As you're looking up, the door swings open. You attention snaps back, and Sakura Uchiha is standing with an apron on. She grins as she sees you. "Well, hello Takeshi. Can I help you with something?"

You nod. "I was hoping to ask Sarada to help me with some medical jutsu. Is she available? There's some stuff I was hoping for some pointers on."

Sakura puts a finger to her chin, and looks off to the side. "Hmmm, sure. I'll see if she wants to help. She's been taking some time off since the Chunin exams."

You grin. "How'd it go? I imagine she passed this time. Her and her squad are just too good!"

Sakura nods. "She did. Her and Mitsuki both, actually. Boruto didn't, but I don't think anyone was really too surprised by that."

You sheepishly rub the back of your head. "Oh, jeez. I'll bet he was upset. Was there any reason that he didn't pass?"

Sakura rolls her eyes. "He got caught trying to cheat! He used a Kote in his match against Shikadai. He probably could have beaten him too, if it wasn't for that. Stay right there, I'll be back in a sec. I've got something on the stovetop so I gotta be quick!"

She turns back and moves up the steps at a quick pace, and you can hear her lightly rapping on a door. A few minutes later, both Sarada and Sakura come down the steps. Sarada looks a little bit frazzled, as if she just rolled out of bed despite it being about three PM. She yawns, and walks over to you. Sakura heads back into the kitchen, attending to whatever she's preparing. The scent of spices wafts through the air, prompting you to inhale deeply.

Sarada slips on her glasses. "Hey there. I heard you wanted some help training?"

You nod. "Yeah, I wanted some help with a couple jutsu. I've nearly got Chakra Scalpel down, but I figure it'd be better to ask for some advice before I start using it in the field."

The young teenager invites you in, motioning by curling a finger. You follow into the living room, and she runs into the kitchen. "Mom, can we borrow this?"

>>1182205

You can't quite see what they're talking about, but don't really think about it. You look around the house, and see everything to be more or less the same. There's a few new pictures of Sarada, most notably one of her in an oversized flak jacket. Naruto is standing behind her, putting a pair of bunny ears over her head and grinning.

"Eh? Nono, not that one! Here, take this. That's way too expensive.."

Sarada comes back out with a cheap cut of steak, on a plate. She sits down in the living room floor, cross legged. You take a seat in front of her. "Okay! You said you wanted to do Chakra scalpel?"

"That's right. There's also Diagnosis Pulse."

She grins. "That'll be easy compared to this. Show me what you can do, for now."

You start by preforming the handsigns, and make some rough cuts into the meat. She does the same just after you, but while the edges of your cuts were wavy and imprecise, hers are razor sharp. She gives you various tips for chakra control with this technique. Most importantly, she mentions that you're putting too much energy into it.

"That's good when you're trying to hurt someone, but the real purpose of this technique is to make incisions without even breaking the skin.."

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I'd love to continue since there's so many people here, but I'm really just not feeling well. I'll run again on Tuesday, for sure. Thank you all for coming, I'll be here for a little while to answer some questions.

>>1182209
is Takeshi a tits or ass man?

>>1182209
Thanks for running Mini, don't put us over your wellbeing though.

So the most recent Chunin Exams was the one in canon? I really do hope Momoshiki shows up, I like the Otsutsuki Clan.

>>1182209
What was Sakura's Thoughts on us steak cutting for her? Nalt's reaction the cheating? Who else made Chunin? Who won the tourney?

>>1182225
>Who won the tourney?
I'm pretty sure that Shikadai won in canon.

>>1182209
I just want to fuck mif Sakura while Sarada watches. Or the other way around, that works too

>>1182237
I want Chino.

>>1182216
At this point he's too focused on training, but when the time comes it'll be up to the votes.

>>1182224
It wasn't exactly the one in canon, considering there were many, many other candidates from other countries.

>>1182225
It's just an extra piece of meat, Sarada originally grabbed some pork tenderloin. Naruto was suitably upset about the cheating, conidering it meant that Boruto didn't really learn all that much from his last loss.

The people who got promoted to Chunin this time were Sarada, Mitsuki, Shikadai, Nyoko and Kagami. The winner of the tourney was Sarada, in a match against Nyoko.

>>1182271
Kagami is ironwoman with an eyepatch yeah?

Did she add a better eye shield?

Also there is are two more categories besides T&A, Legs and abs.

We get a bingo book entry yet?

>>1182271
>but when the time comes it'll be up to the votes.
How will that even be set up?

>YOU SEE GIRL WALK PAST, WHAT DO YOU LOOK AT??
>ASS
>TITS
>THIGHS

>>1182271
Oh damn
We can meet them here if the match is in konoha.

Social link with ice princess and sand puppets.
Yes please.

CMon minmin. give me this chanceeeee

>>1182288
That's right, she's the ironwoman. Her tech is always improving, so she made sure to have a better guard for her eyes than plexiglass.

You have no bingo book entry, that's for criminals I think. You've shown nothing but pure dedication for your country.

>>1182292
Isn't that how it happens? I remember always being an ass man

>>1182297
There has been a lot of pure training lately, so I might give you guys the option to see one of them briefly next thread. Their squadmates will be there as well.

How'd Kichiro and Ai do?

>>1182292
>ASS
>TITS
>THIGHS
>LIPS
>HIPS
>ERRYTHANG

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>>1182288
>Legs
Aww ye
>abs
Aww no
>Not including vulva

>>1182307
>You have no bingo book entry, that's for criminals I think.

There would be a book of some kind for regular shinobi, though.

>>1182313
They weren't able to participate, the exams started during your mission with Usagi. They chose to go with you rather than join in.

This was partly a strategic move. Now all the serious big leagues are already Chunin and won't be in next time.

>>1182307
Bingo book is also for enemy shinobi as well minmin. We keep having to tell ya that.

>>1182307
>that's for criminals I think.

It's for any ninja that could be considered a serious threat to another nation. Remember Zabuza had one on Kakashi despite Kakashi never going rogue. Basically a book of potentially really dangerous ninjas in the world.

>>1182318
>>1182322
>>1182329
Ohhh okay, my mistake. I'll try to commit this to memory.

No, no one in any government really considers you to be too dangerous. They all think that you lack the destructive force to be a major threat.

>>1182340
>They all think that you lack the destructive force to be a major threat.

How Hard is Kakashi facepalming to that sentiment?

>>1182292
>ALL OF THE ABOVE
We have to learn Ai's technique for maximum ogling efficiency and power.

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Actual intelligent discourse, not seeing myself crucified, and people extolling the virtue of taking everything in when considering attractiveness?

Boruto Quest is truly exceptional.

>>1182344
That's the secret,anon
He's always dangerous

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>>1182271
>The winner of the tourney was Sarada
MY BLOOD. IT BOILS
WE ARE GONNA FIGHT THIS LITTLE GIRL
OUR POSITION AS VILLAGE GOLDEN BOY WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED
Really though if we don't spar with her next thread i'll be upset

>>1182350
Kill yourself faggot.

>>1182363
>implying the villagers won't ship Takeshi and Sarada

>>1182363

Why?

>>1182361
Obviously, I'm just wondering why Kaskashi hasn't smacked people over the head for being stupid. With the Anthology of all of Jiraiya's writing.

>>1182350
Git working on the shinobi quest boi

>>1182340
>No, no one in any government really considers you to be too dangerous. They all think that you lack the destructive force to be a major threat.

How many people in the Leaf know about that sentiment and how many were amused?

>>1182350
>says the anonkun futa quest QM
your kind are not welcome here

>>1182376
/sp/ would do it

>>1182378
Dude
Why do you want people to know that we are the threat?
Being a non-threatening actually gives us the edge to control the battlefield and ambush them

>>1182344
He knows how incredibly effective you can be. But you're still lacking in offensive force. You might be one of the best support Chunin in all the nations, though.

>>1182350
Thank you anon, it isn't easy being a naruto QM. But by god, someone has to do it

>>1182387
Most agree with it, despite your myriad achievements. It's not easy being a nobody.

given Takeshi dedication to self improvement i can see him not realizing he is been hit on by someone, the only way i think he could ever date somone is if they said they wanted to date Takeshi

>>1182403
>You might be one of the best support Chunin in all the nations, though.

Fuck yeah.

>>1182402
I don't but I doubt Shozoku is the smartest or most cunning ninja we've run into, and I doubt he's the only one who realizes we're dangerous.

>>1182403
Yeah, fine. Still does no one play games? Everyone knows that a great support makes or breaks a team.

>>1182405
Not that dense, thing is we're like 13. All the chemical we take daily retards puberty.

>>1182376
>>1182377

Dudes I need this fight to happen.
Sarada is our last challenge and now that she's Chunin, its time to test our place on the ninja totem pole.
Its all about the never ending struggle to prove to ourselves and everyone around us we are worth a damn.
Also unlocking Sarada's route would be great

>>1182443

We don't need to fight her. It's pointless.

>>1182392
I can't have sex for four months, but I know, even I'm disappointed in me. >>1182403
You're the best Naruto QM Mini, you run a nice quest here. Not much more for Takeshi in part one though, is there?
>>1182380
I am, I'd just like to get somewhere I'm happy with concluding the porn, and finalize something to have in reserve.

>>1182452
Kill yourself.

>>1182443
She's half Sakura, she's polluted with failure genes

>>1182460
I'm sorry anon, but unlike you, I have people who care about me, and 4chan isn't the most important thing in my life.