>>1247690
>[] going to the lion's den for the first time
Hi Headmaster, how are you today?

>>1247690
>[] going to the lion's den for the first time

>>1247690
>[] checking out the fight club with jessie
Or
>[] Checking on the fishbone gang

>>1247690
>[] going to the lion's den for the first time

>>1247690
>[] going to the lion's den for the first time

Checking out that club for legends like myself. I've been meaning to go see it, even before I learned all this nonsense was actually real and I used to be Nidhoggr. I smirk as I start walking towards the pier again, my bare feet splashing in puddles as I try my best to keep from whacking any slimes with my tail...mostly because I really don't want to get any of their gunk on me, especially on my tail or back. Yeah, its also kind of funny that I'm dating the reincarnation of Yggdrasil, considering who I used to be. But, she wisely decided to stay in today, unlike my dumb ass. Why did I have to be so curious about this place. I shake my head, hearing waves crashing and loud laughing. I glance up, opening my eyes as I see white and dull grey waves rising and crashing on the wooden pier, with all kinds of fish girls riding them, I think I see my sister's tail before the wave hits down. Guess she's still hard at work despite all this. I smile and walk over to the railing, leaning over it as brightly colored siren of a mermaid gets dragged back away, laughing despite her brusied up face.

"Oh, Nidhoggr" Tavi snitch yells happily, clinging to the railings as she pulls herself up "Wow, what are you doing out here? Visiting the club"

"Yeah" I say dully as I stare out at the cape and lighthouse on the edge of the pier "its over there isn't it?"

"Under there" She says happily, her tentacles wriggling around as she talks to me "I can get you there fast if you want"

What do I do?
[] Just walk over there
[] Insult her and call her and idiot
[] sigh and agree 1d20+ durability
[] Swim there myself 1d20+str
[] Glare at her and Tyrant's roar
[] write in

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1247751
>[] Swim there myself 1d20+str

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1247751
>[] Swim there myself 1d20+str

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1247751
>[] Swim there myself 1d20+str

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1247751
>[] Swim there myself 1d20+str

Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1247751
>[] Swim there myself 1d20+str

"Nah, I think I got this, just try not to drown me this time" I say teasingly as I climb up the metal railing that I got dragged through this time as the Kraken looks up at me with a hurt looking frown "and do you mind moving a bit?"

"Oh well, I was just trying to be nice, have a fun swim if you start going down I'll try my best to help" She says, shrugging before she grins and gives me a thumbs up "Cause well, its pretty nasty out here and"

I stare out at the rolling and crashing waves, all roaring like a pissed of animal, one crashes against the part of pier I'm on, making it shake from the sheer power behind it.

"Eh, thanks but no thanks, Pretty sure that's my sister's job" I say as I stand up, holding myself up with my tail wrapped around the railing "I'll be fine"

"WAIT" the girl yells out as I leap from the railing, hitting the water with a splash and a single thought.

I really hope pam doesn't see me doing this
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16+10= 26= success
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I fall under the water, sinking under it as bubbles rise around me and water pushes, pulls and tosses me around. I just hold my breath and shake my tail side to side, breast stroking back to the surface. Gasping for air, another wave nearly takes me back down under, But I push myself against it and keep swimming. Straing to keep my head above the water, I kick my legs as swing my tail back and forth as I keep sweeping my arms in and out, breast stroking as I struggle to figure out how to swim right with my figure, since I just sort of sunk last time I went swimming with it. I groan, as water rises up to my nose, and I stop kicking, leaving my tail to do all the work behind. My arms, chest, legs and ass ache like nothing else, and the water is cold, freezing cold, so cold it feels like I just dumped myself into a frozen lake or something. But I keep going, mostly because I'm strong enough to just force my way through these waves, even if they're carrying away and pulling every thing else with them, I move through it all like a knife through butter. With a burning, and very wet face, I keep swimming and swimming, moving like a Olympian swimmer in a storm that feels like its the end of days, as the light house and small cape it sits on gets closer and closer, a few girls along the further along piers watching me as I get out into open water. Struggling to breath right now without swallowing a mouthful of water and a few fish, I pull myself up onto a jagged rock. Wrapping my scaled covered arms, legs and tail around it, I hold on to it for dear life, catching my breath as waves beat and batter me against it like a piece of garbage. the sharp edges of the rock dig into me, but my scales are tougher than it is, and soon the edges are about as dull as a spoon.


I laugh, my hair nearly covering my eyes as I look up and see the light house, the small beach under it, and the ladder leading right up to it.


"Huh" I cackle as I pull myself a bit higher "that was easier than I expected"
cont

>>1247850
I pant, grinning like an idiot, before a single thought pulls it down to a frown as stare up at the spinning light above me and my gut drops.

Wait, did she mean under the light house or.....under the water?

I stare down at the waves, seeing a clump of seaweed wash past me.

"Shiiiiit" I groan, smacking my head into the rock, my horns breaking a bit of it off as I feel the impact run through my skull

What do I do?
[] Just rest here for awhile
[] take a deep breath and dive 1d20+durability
[] Get on the beach, and check out the light house
[] Just yell and roar until someone comes around so I can ask them (Tyrant's roar)
[] Think on it for a bit 1d20+guile
[] write in

>>1247860
>[] Just rest here for awhile
>[] Get on the beach, and check out the light house

Might as well catch our breath and check out the easier to reach location first.

>>1247860
>[] Get on the beach, and check out the light house

>>1247850
>[] Get on the beach, and check out the light house

>>1247860
>[] Just rest here for awhile
>[] Get on the beach, and check out the light house

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1247860
>[] Just rest here for awhile
>[] Think on it for a bit 1d20+guile

>>1247891
Thinking things not good. Dragon smashy not thinky

>>1247891
God fucking dammit.

Pulling my head back, I nearly fall into the water as everything goes all....swirling and smeared. I blink, hanging onto the rock only because of my natural strength and powerful tail. My head spins, the shock of the impact running through my head as I stare up at the nearly completely black sky filled with storm clouds.

"Godammit" I groan, grabbing my forehead as I come back to my senses, okay that actually kind of fucking hurt. I swear to god if I gave myself a concussion I'm gonna.

Growling I stare down at the water, resting my head against the cold and soaked stone I'm clinging to. It swirls like a swirling pool of...ink. I rub my head again, its hard to think straight after that, partially from adrenaline and the rush of swimming through the ocean in a storm, and mostly because I decided to head butt a fucking rock.

But I know one thing, I'm in no mood to go swimming any time soon, and I might have scale on some of me, I'm also still squishy and even if these rocks can't break through my scales, they'll make mince meat out of the rest of me.

Glancing up at the lighthouse, I smile and chuckle, weakly and in pain as I hope into the shallows of the beach, the tide still pulling at my legs as I stomp up to the black sands

Besides, even if I have to swim down, maybe whoever owns this lighthouse would be nice enough to let me sit around for awhile and get some ice for my head.

I climb up the ladder, my claws giving me enough grip so I don't fall down on my ass and break something. the wind wails around me and well...it could hurt if I used my tail to hold on, just in case.

I get up on the top, take a deep breath and letting it out. My lungs are burning from all this excersize. Feels good. I smirk and walk over the light house, surrounded by flowers and a few patches of bare stone. Four boulders sit around, one in each direction.

There's no lights on inside besides the big one up top, and there's a bunch of yellow tape over the iron door.

I knock on it.

no reply. I kick it a hard as I can.

No reply. I narrow my eyes, smoke rising from my nose as I cross my arms, and swing my tail into it.

The hole at the top opens up, and three sets of hellish red eyes stare at me from the darkness.

"What's the password" one asks in a sweet tone

"Show the coin, dragon" the middle one says dully

"YOU LOOK TOUGH, WANNA FIGHT"The last pants like a dog, narrowing her eyes as she leans closer to the door.

"Shut up" the middle one sighs

"Awww, we can have some fun right?" the first giggles

What do I do?
[] tell them I'm in no mood for their bullshit
[] Ask if the lion's den is here
[] flash my coin
[] Ram the door open 1d20+might
[] Guess the password 1d20+guile
[] tell them I beat Carla's ass, isn't that enough to get me in
[] shrug and say yeah, I could do with a quick fight
[] Ask them who the hell they are
[] write in

>>1247934
>[] Ask if the lion's den is here
>[] flash my coin
>[] shrug and say yeah, I could do with a quick fight

>>1247934
>[] tell them I'm in no mood for their bullshit
>[] Ask if the lion's den is here
>[] flash my coin
>[] Ask them who the hell they are

>>1247934
>[] tell them I'm in no mood for their bullshit
>[] Ask if the lion's den is here
>[] flash my coin
>[] Ask them who the hell they are

>>1247934

>[] Ask if the lion's den is here
>[] flash my coin

"Some other time we can fight, I honestly don't want to smell like a wet dog due to the rain."

>>1247934
>[] Ask if the lion's den is here
>[] flash my coin
>[] write in

Some other time, I would be down for a fight

>>1247934

>[] Ask if the lion's den is here
>[] flash my coin

"Another day, I honestly don't want to smell of burnt fur, wet fur and blood right now. Plus I can't foot the bill if we trash the place."

"Is the lion's den here?" I ask, leaning against the door, looking at the six eyes looking back at me, the third set looking excited, the second looking rather curious and the first looking really happy like she's on something

"Yes" they all say in unsion and...wait they all sound exactly the same...is this just one person? "But do you have your coin? You need your coin to get in"


I know people can grow an extra head or two when they change but I never thought I'd actually see some one like this. Kind of freaky but can't say that to their face, no matter how much I want to

"Yeah yeah, sheesh gimme a minute" I groan as I reach inside of my pants pockets, my shirt clinging to my chest from my swim and my rain.

I hold up the coin, their eyes widen and I see three rows of fangs in the darkness as all three of the heads grin.

"Alright, you can come" the middle one says warmly "Welcome sister"

"Yeah have fun" the first one says cheerfully

"Aw, I was hopping we'd fight, I haven't had fun is so long" the third head groans "just watching and other boring stuff"

"Another day" I say happily as the steel door swings open "I really don't want to smell like wet burnt dog and blood right now, besides ain't got the cash if we messed up the place"

"Alright, holding you to that nidhoggr" that third head says happily

"Its down the stairs, to the right" the middle head sighs.

As I step inside, I can finally see the girl. and she's a black furred wolf girl with three heads, each with wild, long black hair all done up the same way except the bangs, and she's wearing a black leather jacket, and three collars, one pink with a heart, one spiked and one made of chains

"Welcome to the lion's den, enjoy" she says as they lay down on a ratty couch, resting her heads on a row of pillows


"Please be quite, trying to nap" the middle head yawns

What do I do?
[] bother her
[] swagger into the club
[] ask her a question or two
[] See if I can hang up out here and chat up here for awhile
[] Try and make friends
[] bitch about the rain and the swim I had over here
[] write in

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Also going to be playing pathfinder with some friends, so the updates may be slightly slower than usual

funnily enough, playing a dragon in it

>>1248014
>[] bother her
>[] See if I can hang up out here and chat up here for awhile

>>1248014
>[] Try and make friends
>[] bitch about the rain and the swim I had over here
>[] ask her a question or two
>"Anyone I should watch out for? I don't want to cause a stupid mess on my first visit to this place."
>[] swagger into the club

Would this be the same game that your name came from? I just happened to remember that character turning into a dragon at the end is all.

>>1248014
>[] Try and make friends
>[] bitch about the rain and the swim I had over here
>[] ask her a question or two
>"Anyone I should watch out for? I don't want to cause a stupid mess on my first visit to this place."
>[] swagger into the club

>>1248014
>[] Try and make friends
>[] bitch about the rain and the swim I had over here
>[] ask her a question or two
>"Anyone I should watch out for? I don't want to cause a stupid mess on my first visit to this place."
>[] swagger into the club

>>1248014
>[] bother her
>[] See if I can hang up out here and chat up here for awhile
>[] Try and make friends
>[] bitch about the rain and the swim I had over here

>>1248014
>playing a dragon in it
A Half-Dragon, or a actual Dragon?

>>1248014

[] Pet the doogie.

"Are you tired?"

>>1248014

You can't help it, you have always bern fond of dogs.

[] Pet the doogie.

"Hey" I say, sitting down on a chair across from her bed, all of her heads turning to me, looking annoyed in various states "Name's May Mcnarren, what's yours doggie?"

"Tanya" She says dully "and I am trying to sleep, had a long day yesterday, just go and enjoy yourself May"

"Eh, just wanted to get to know you, need more friends to be honest, but eh" I say shrugging s I stand back up

"We can make friends later" the middle head yawns tiredly "just....let me sleep"

"I will, but can I ask a question first?" I ask leaning closer to her, her red eyes opening only as much as they have to.

"Yes?" she says, frowning sadly as her first head says it cheerfully

"Anyone I should watch out for?" I ask as I stand back up "I don't want to cause a stupid mess on my first visit to this place"

"Any of the big legends, or powerful ones, the old man eaters are usually annoying but...of the ones here right now, I'd say stay away from Coyote, that damn cat, Fenrir or....Jabberwock"

She rubs the bridge of her nose

"Oh, how bad is she?" I ask, trying not to smirk as Tanya turns to me

"She's just clumsy" the first head says

"Fenrir is a bitch" the middle head chuckles "a real thug

"Coyote is...well she's tricky, stay away from her" The last head says, as she points her hand at me

"Hmm, well thanks for the advice" I say happily, waving them away as I walk down the rusty stair way leading into the earth, the metal stairs quickly getting replaced by stone ones as I notice old movie posters and weird scrolls and ancient looking paintings.

The ground is shaking with a heavy, bassy movie, shaking the stones around me.

I can see a light at the bottom of the stairs. I step into it, covering my eyes as I'm blinded by a bright golden light

"NIDHOGGR HAS ARRIVED" A girl shouts over the speakers, a burning harpy flying through the air as she holds a speaker to her mouth

I blink, I'm standing on a ledge, a golden ledge, before a massive caved filled with bars and floating lights and christmas lights.

And a bunch of girls having the time of their lives

what do I do?
[] sit up here for a second or two in shock
[]Go down into the thick of it
[] ask around for one the girls I should avoid
[] ask how they knew I was coming
[] see what they have at the bars
[] look for a fight
[] try and get to the other dragon girls 1d20+str or finesse
[] write in


>>1248077
Actual dragon, she can turn into an elf when she wants to, is a bit pompous.

>>1248138
Also she has a crush on the other party member, and asimar she hired to get her to a new den.

and surprisingly, she's straight.

Gold dragon

>>1248138

[] try and get to the other dragon girls 1d20+str or finesse

[]Go down into the thick of it

>>1248138
>[] sit up here for a second or two in shock
>[] ask how they knew I was coming

>>1248138
>Actual dragon, she can turn into an elf when she wants to, is a bit pompous.
Colour?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1248146

>>1248138
>[] ask how they knew I was coming
>[] see what they have at the bars

>>1248138

[] ask how they knew I was coming
[] see what they have at the bars

>>1248148
see here
>>1248143


has to roll a will save to do "degrading" actions

Or when she gets insulted or things like that

>>1248138
>[] sit up here for a second or two in shock
>[]Go down into the thick of it
>[] ask how they knew I was coming
>[] see what they have at the bars

>straight

Blasphemy

>>1248143
>and surprisingly, she's straight.
Aren't they usually? I remember that femDrow you played once was too.

>>1248171
Yeah, crazy bitch who married a war criminal

>>1248138

*"That damn cat".*

Looks like Boots and Cerberus had a lovers quarrel.

That or Black cat is here today.

[] sit up here for a second or two in shock
[] ask how they knew I was coming
[] see what they have at the bars

"Okay... do these coins have tracking magic or what?"

"Holy shit" I say, too shocked to move as I look around at all the flashing lights, exotic and strange monster girls milling around, and...and the floating balls of fire and lighting? there's a bunch of magical stuff here, like I'm pretty sure I just saw a few girls appear out of thin air just now.

"THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING" I shout, blushing as I see another girl sitting next to me, drinking from a can of coke

"Impressed?" She asks, keeping her head covered with a food, but she's still wearing a pair of sunglass indoors like a douche bag "its always a sight the first few times you come down here, welcome by the way, there's a bar over there I think you'd enjoy, serves liquid fire....but I think you'd prefer roots right"

She smiles, a snake like tongue flick out of her lips

"Yes I would but...how the hell did they know I was coming?" I ask, frowning as she giggles and shrugs

"Might be the coin, never thought to ask" She chuckles "they probably just heard cerberus or something like that, could be magic though"

"EH, don't really care" I say crossing my arm as she groans

"Don't get to close, you're still dripping"She says pushing me away

"And?" I ask frowning angrily as she turns away from "Sorry but I just walked here in the middle of storm and swam over here, meant to tell Tanya up there but..."

"Why?" She asks, turning to me "you could've just walked"

"I like the challenge" I huff staring at the party below me "So....where is the bar with roots?"

"Fairy corner" She says pointing down towards the edge of the cliff we're standing on "Dragon bar is up there....oh you don't have wings"

She giggles as I glare at her.

What do I do?
[] Go to the fairy bar
[] Go to the dragon bar *you'll have to find a way up
[] Pick a fight with this chick
[] write in

>>1248254
>[] Go to the dragon bar *you'll have to find a way up
>Shoot the bitch the middle finger, and maybe smack her with out tail

>>1248254

[] Go to the fairy bar

"Who cares about dumb wings? All that damn eagle used them for was... never mind... later."

>>1248254
>[] Go to the dragon bar *you'll have to find a way up
climb up the wall

>>1248254
>[] Go to the fairy bar

>>1248254

[] Go to the fairy bar

"Whatever I might be gay or bi so I will fit somehow..."

>>1248254
>[] Go to the dragon bar *you'll have to find a way up

"Bring that shit up again and I'll break your face so bad you won't need those glasses anymore Medusa. Guess it makes sense that you'd hate the ocean though."

>>1248254
[] Go to the fairy bar
Roots first.

>>1248254
[] Go to the fairy bar

I huff and turn away, not like I need wings anyways, hate heights and don't like the idea of flying. Don't see why other dragon girls love them so much, it just seems so stupid honestly. Still, its annoying that everyone likes pointing out that I have none, it pisses me the hell off. I sigh, shaking my head as I walk over to the edge of the cliff and peek down over the edge, and see a giant mushroom with various balls of light and little fairies flying around, I also see a satyr and dryad at the bar, and a dullahan? what's she doing there?aren't they undead? I frown as I sit down on the edge

"Oh?" A girl with tired looking eyes asks, siting next to me, frowning sadly "don't worry its a soft fall"

I turn to her....she doesn't look like a monster girl

"Yeah for us, but she can't fly off if she missed" A voice says in my ear. I glance over and see a tiny fairy with horns, cat ears and a cow tail "She'll get hurt, or hurt someone, say biggy, want me to help? just a quick spell and you won't break your ass"

"Puck, please don't mess with the new girl" the tired girls sighs hanging her head

"HEY, only wanna help" the fairy huffs, crossing her arms


Thank god I didn't become a fairy
Well?
[] Jump down
[] let puck cast a spell on me
[] ask puck what the spell will do
[] just chat with these two a bit
[] Why is there a dullahan down there?
[] So any recommendations girls?
[] write in

>>1248346
>[] Jump down

>>1248346
>[] Why is there a dullahan down there?
aren't they undead?

>use talons to climb down. Fuck the police.

>>1248346

[] So any recommendations girls?

>>1248346
>[] Why is there a dullahan down there?
>[] So any recommendations girls?
>[] ask puck what the spell will do
>[] Jump down

Not even May is stupid enough to let Puck of all people magic her. I am curios to see how she'll word her lies though.

>>1248254

Omake: That damn cat

Puss in Boots looks at Cerberus. The three headed dog girl growls at her.

What did she do this time? Missed anniversary? Forgot to bring her a present? What?

Oh right... she smells of other girls.

"I was at the orphanage again... and Marta and Sarah hugged me."

"Like I would believe you!" The Cerberus growls and shows her teeth.

"You could ask them and the kids. I... I am sorry okay? I can't just keep other monster girls at arms length and they tend to be grateful when I help them. But you know I haven't... do that yet with anyone, right?"

The Cerberus middle head face softens, while the left head looks her body over and the right head says "Let's do it here, while everyone watches!"

Both the catgirl and the two other heards of the Cerberus become red as a tomato.

"Kiss, kiss, kiss, with tongue!" yells a laughing wolf girl that looks bigger than any other canine around.

"Just shut up already Fenrir or black cat will get you again." A fairy wearing a crown says, lazing over the wolf girl head.

"Yeah don't remind me... that damn cat gets very defensive of other felines, specially Boots."

>>1248383
right head a best

>>1248346
[] ask puck what the spell will do
[] just chat with these two a bit
[] So any recommendations girls?

>>1248346

[] Jump down

"We did Midsummer Night Dream as a theater play in school, no way in HEL I will let you cast a spell on me."

Jumping down there it feels good, like you belong like the Earth itself is calling you.

>>1248346

Easy start digging a tunnel parallel to the cliff and then over once we hit the bottom

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1248424

Rolling for it just in case

Burrow speed

>>1248346

>>1248346

[] Jump Down

"I watched the movie and Jesse keep me aware for the fun parts, not trusting any fairy named Puck."

"Yeah right" I snort, pushing her off my shoulder with a flick of my wrist "I might not know much about fairy tales, but I know trusting a fairy is just asking for it"

"HEY" Puck yells as I peek over the edge "I wasn't going to do anything bad, I just want to help"

"Sure you do, then you want my first born or a year and a day or some crap" I sneer as the tired girl yawns, and glances at me

"Besides, she's just realized her legend, pranking her word be just mean" the tired girl says, smiling softly

"I wasn't I just wanted to make sure she didn't jump to her death or sprain a knee....mess up her shit by falling in a drink or something" Puck says, trying to look innocent, fluttering her eyelashes and clasping her hands together

"Yeah right, just fuck off" I sigh as I hop off the ledge "I've seen the movie and the play, and jessie kept me awake for the last one, not trusting you puck"

"WAIT" She yells as she chases me down the fall.

I hit the mushroom a second later, and bounce into the air, shaking the entire thing

"AH MY PHONE!" the dryad yelps as he pot bounces in the air "Grr....idiot dragon"

"See, nailing my head to the counter was a good idea" the dullahan giggles as all the fairies gather around me and look at me as I lay on my back, a little dazed

"Alright, could've had a nicer landing" I sigh as puck sits on my nose, clinging to her

"Get off' I bark as I stumble towards the bar, righting myself with my tail as she hangs on like she's at the rodeo

"Hey, you like roots right? don't you want to eat more of them?" she asks, sounding desperate as I try to walk over the spongy surface of the red and white speckled mushroom head.

"Oh, having some fun puck, not often we get a dragon here" the barkeeper, a satyr with honey colored fur says glancing at the dyrad as her leaves withers and she slumps over with a groan "just...sit away from her alright nidhoggr"

"Name's may" I say dully as Puck hops onto my horns

"Come on, just a bit of fun" She whimpers as I sit down at the bar, made out of smoothed wood inlaid with bits of glass with a few small berries growing from it in a sort of....cottage style

What do I do
[] Just order some roots
[] try one of the weird fey snacks 1d20+will
[] Push away all the faries siting on the counter in front of me
[]catch puck so I can toss her away 1d20+finese
[] apologize to the dryad and scoot a bit further away
[] try and have idle conversations with the little pests
[] Try a drink
[] try and alcholic drink 1d20+durability
[] enjoy the atmosphere
[] write in

>>1248490
>[] Just order some roots
>[] apologize to the dryad and scoot a bit further away
Puck distracted me, otherwise I'd have landed better, sorry.

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1248490
>[]order some roots
>[] apologize to the dryad and scoot a bit further away
>[] try and have idle conversations with the little pests
>[] Try a drink
>[] enjoy the atmosphere
...
>[] try and alcholic drink 1d20+durability

>>1248490
>[] apologize to the dryad and scoot a bit further away
>[] Just order some roots
>[] Try a drink

>>1248490
>[] Just order some roots
>[] apologize to the dryad and scoot a bit further away
>[] try and have idle conversations with the little pests

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1248490
>[] Just order some roots
>[] apologize to the dryad and scoot a bit further away
>[] try and have idle conversations with the little pests
>[] Try a drink
>[] try and alcholic drink 1d20+durability

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1248490
>[] try one of the weird fey snacks 1d20+will
>[] try and alcholic drink 1d20+durability
hey when in rome

>>1248490
[] apologize to the dryad and scoot a bit further away
[] Just order some roots

"Puck, tou do know angering a norse earns you a cold revenge later, right? I mean I might not remember much about mythology but in norse legends everyone seemed to be big on revenge. Like really big, nasty curses and killing people just because they insulted you."

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1248490
>[] try one of the weird fey snacks 1d20+will

>>1248535
guse fairys really do beat dragons

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>>1248535

>>1248535
Of ALL the places we could have gotten drunk off our scaly ass, this is by far one of the worst, god dammit. Reroll please.

>>1248550
shhhh just let this happen

Rolled 18 (1d20)

rolling again for a 20, not going to get it though

Wait, so can Rowen's Legend do World-hopping shenanigans (In reflection of running freely up and down Yggdrasil)?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1248559
No, we're going to get shrunk or some stupid shit and I'd rather not have May be a laughing stock on her first day. This isn't going to be fun, it's going to be embarrassing as hell. I'll roll too, in case that does anything.

>>1248490

[] Just order some roots

Let's outvote the eating fairy junk idiots.

>>1248544

Can we use an omake point to just have roots and nothing else?

>>1248621
Fey snacks didn't win
and you guys could reroll but only caught up has asked for it to do away with the 1

>>1248628
And by my count, drinking weird fairy ale didn't win either. Pucks gonna be a salty bitch, ain't she?

>>1248636

She can just go back to tricking humans that visit the island.

Or humans all around the world if she sells prank magical items online.

>>1248663
I would think if a regular human visited the island they would just combust from all the magic ,yuri, and god-creatures running around.

The dryad groans weakly, trying to push herself up from the bar as her eyes go all foggy and she suddenly looks like she hasn't been able to sleep in at least a month, as her bark pales and even her clothes seem to get all old and shitty like she stole them from some bum

"Oh sorry" I say weakly as I scoot my chair as far away as I can "I guess she's tougher than you are uh...maybe move her down a bit more"

"Yeah I didn't think it'd be that effective, but she's not a very strong plant" the barkeeper says softly, patting the girl on her head "Come on, get her up"

A few pretty girls with pointed ears....elves maybe? pick the dyrad up by her part and moves her to the far end of the bar as she groans like she's dying.

"Aw, made a mess eh?" Puck giggles, sitting in front of me cross legged "Wow aren't you a bunch of trouble, don't worry, didn't like her much anyways, real....well airhead, hehehe"

"Stop talking to me" I say angrily, trying to flick the fairy away from me

"HEY, I'm just trying to chat, why are you so mean" she asks as I glare at her, as she flutters above me, glaring back at me as the bar keep comes back

"Because you're pissing me off" I say angrily as I turn away from her

"So what can I get for you? Sparkling water, ambrosia punch, honey dew suckle, coke....cold tea, some coffee with blueberries, uh....goblin market mix?" She asks as I glance up at her

"What do you think?" I chuckle as puck starts pulling on my ear "WOULD YOU FUCK OFF"

"Well aren't you a bottle of sunshine" She sneers "I just wanna talk, why so bitchy huuuuh? Missing your tree"

I narrow my eyes, feeling a burning in my stomach

"So roots huh?" the barkeeper says getting between us "usually they're just decoration but...well you like them so can't say no...you want a drink or"

"Not really but thanks" I say as sweetly as I can with how pissed off I am

"I mean I've been nothing but nice and you treat me like dirt" Puck whines, flittering around my ear, sounds like a mosquitoes in my head "I know dragons are usually cunts like this but...this is uncalled for"

"I'll say it one last time, go away fairy" I say turning to her, speaking nice and slow so she'll get it through her skull.

"Here's the roots, oaks, ash and redwood with some lemon juice and a few slices of ginger and....root beer...roots?" the barkeeper says, ducking behind the bar looking terrified

I grab a piece of oak roots and suck the juice off of it before I start chewing.
"Hey, all I'm saying is all I did was wanted to give you a time to remember here for your first visit and you treat me like a" She begins turning away and looking smug as my anger reaches its boiling

"I SAID FUCK OFF ALREADY!" I roar, swinging around to smack her away, my tail swinging with me as the music near this bar screeches to a stop

"OH now you've done it you big lug!" Puck hisses "Bully, lets see how you like being small and weak!"
cont

>>1248677

Oh if only she...why is everything sparkling all of a...fuck

roll 1d20+will or finesse or Magic + tyrant's roar

>>1248543
Alright, that's actually pretty funny.

>>1248579
Hehehehe

>>1248676
I mean they do visit the "Safer" locations for vacation/ visiting.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1248688

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1248688
Magic ftw

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1248688
haha we have neither bonuses, so lets just see what happens!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1248688

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1248688
Finesse

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1248688
Bust that tiny whores eardrums. How bad would it be if we just tore her in half? She has a history of being a stupid annoying bitch who like fucking with people for know reason.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1248677

"BULLY? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN ANNOYING ME NAND IGNORED ME WHEN I TOLD YOU TO STOP, YOU ARE THE DAMN BULLY TRICKING PEOPLE WITH YOUR STUPID MAGIC!"

>>1248704
saved us

>>1248704
Well I can't argue with the finesse roll, people.

>>1248704
You messed with the wrong dragon bitch. Know your place on the mythological food chain!

>>1248704

Could you change this to magic so we don't get transformed and we teach thar bitch a lesson?

>>1248709
Magic so we resist transformation.

>>1248718
rolling to dodge the magic probably just means that something else gets hit, we're probably safe.

>>1248722

But magic resistance would probably go up with a 20... whatever.

Alright writing

>>1248677

Elves? That must be the less painful transformation ever, they just grow pointed ears and become beautiful.

And perverts who love being all natural

I don't know why, but I throw myself to the side on instinct, I feel like I'm going to get hit upside the head, I just feel it in my gut. I bounce as I hit the ground and the dullahan yelps as she suddenly shrinks down to fairy size in a burst of bright lights and dust.Gritting my teeth and growling I hop back up on my feet, shaking the mushroom and making it ripple like a bunch of jello or a nice bed. The small girl in armor tries to pull herself up to the counter, kicking her legs as her tiny head whines, a few fairies messing with her, pulling her hair and tying up small braids into it.

I stare at her for a second, shaking with rage as Puck covers her mouth. She doesn't look shocked, instead she's just giggling and laughing under her hands at the poor girl.

"Ah, well I guess I should've" She says,glancing at me as I rush to her, and she sees my fangs right in front of her face "Ah"

"I SAID TO FUCK OFF ALREADY YOU LITTLE BITCH, I AM TRYING TO ENJOY MYSELF" I bellow, grabbing her in my hand as her eyes swirling around "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU FEY!? ARE YOU ALL JUST A BUNCH OF CUNTS?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU LITTLE FUCKING SLUUUUUUT!"

The music stops, I hear glass shatter as all the fairies shriek and fly in random directions, the satyr slams into the wall with shriek, falling backwards as the dryad tries to lean as far away as she can from me, the dullahan trying to protect her head, shaking in her iron boots like a little doll.

"Get it?" I ask glaring down at the motionless fairy in my hands, she blinks, her hair blown back and her face looking like I just smacked her with my tail.

"Uuuuuuuugh" She whimpers, trying to flutter her wings away "ooooow"

What do I do
[] just sit down and eat my roots
[] Punish puck someway
[] Lean close to her and enjoy scaring her
[] Leave before someone picks a fight
[] Apologize as loudly as I can
[] see if the barkeeper is okay
[] Go to a different bar
[] Toss puck like a baseball 1d20+might
[] write in

>>1248785
>[] Apologize as loudly as I can
To everyone else
>[] see if the barkeeper is okay

>>1248785
>[] just sit down and eat my roots
>[] Apologize as loudly as I can
>[] see if the barkeeper is okay

>>1248785
>[] just sit down and eat my roots
>[] Punish puck someway
>[] Lean close to her and enjoy scaring her
>[] Leave before someone picks a fight
>[] Apologize as loudly as I can
>[] see if the barkeeper is okay

Drown a little her a glass of fairy whisky, pour it out on top of her, and trap her in the glass. Tell her she's lucky we let her keep her wings.

>>1248785
>[] just sit down and eat my roots
>[] Apologize as loudly as I can
>[] see if the barkeeper is okay

>>1248785
>[] just sit down and eat my roots
>[] Apologize as loudly as I can
>[] see if the barkeeper is okay

"Sorry sorry!" I say, turning to the girls glaring at me from all around the club, even the one manning the main dj booth as a very grim silence falls on the entire place "I just lost my temper a bit, didn't mean to be that loud or scare the shit out of any of you"

After a rude gesture or two, and a couple of laughs, they all turn back to their own thing and I sit down at the table, looking at the shaking dullahan and the dyrad.

"sorry" I say meekly as she glares at me, too exhaused to say anything as I set puck down and she falls over, curling up into a ball and clutching her ears.

I grab another root and peek over at the barkeeper who's still laying on the floor

"You alright?" I ask through a mouthful of redwood root....its a little dry

"yeah, it takes more than that to give me a headache" She says glancing at puck as she pulls herself up. She just calmly grabs a berry and sets it next to her "there, should help with the headache"

"Sorry about that' I chuckle as she shakes her head

"its puck fault" She says calmly and coldly "So don't be"


I smile, and suck on a slice of ginger....this is pretty nice

"WHO JUST ROARED LIKE THAT" A very pissed off sounding girl screams "WHO THINKS THEY'RE HOT SHIT"

What do I do
[] Call them out to
[] just sit here, eat my roots and try to chat
[] mess with the tiny dullahan
[] Keep my head down
[] go home
[] get a drink
[] Play with puck, and mess with her
[] write in

Also pathfinder is done, saved a rich kid and added another title to my list

>>1248929
>[] just sit here, eat my roots and try to chat
>[] Keep my head down
>[] get a drink
>[]Quietly mutter "Someone that just wants to eat her roots in peace..."

>>1248929
>[] just sit here, eat my roots and try to chat
>[] mess with the tiny dullahan
>Blame Puck

Congrats HM.

>>1248929
>[] just sit here, eat my roots and try to chat
>[] Play with puck, and mess with her
No reason to seek out assholes when we already have one in arms reach.

>>1248929
>[] just sit here, eat my roots and try to chat
>[] Keep my head down
>[] get a drink
>[]Quietly mutter "Someone that just wants to eat her roots in peace..."

>>1248929

[] just sit here, eat my roots and try to chat

Omake: That damn cat continued

Just after Boots and at least one of Cerberus heads had blushed deep red, Fenrir got told by the pixie Queen to shut up and Fenrir complained like the bitch she was, they all heard certain dragon yelling.

"Ah dammit Puck... you did it again..." Puss In Boots groaned. "Is she an idiot? Norse Legends are all about revenge, horrible curses and geas... and destiny. If she really annoys Nidhoggr then the other Norse Legends might team up to teach her a lesson even if they hated each other in their pass life." Boots then sat down in a couch.

Cerberus have her a hug, her left head smiling, her center head looking worried and the right head looking angry but not at her.

"Honey is okay... you work so hard, but Trickers gonna be trickers just like dragons will be dragons. If anything happens to the damn fairy is Puck's fault for not learning to shut the hell up and ignoring certain asian saying about not touching a dragon reverse scale. And hey, me and my fellow greek legends are big on revenge too. So if you ever..."

Then whatever Cerberus middle head was gonna say got interrupted by Puss in Boots giving her a tongue kiss.

"Get a room you two!" Fenrir said smiling only for certain eight legged centauress to come and kick her.

"Ouch! Dammit, why even my damn sister has it for me today?"

"Because you are a bitch." The centauress said and Fenrir showed her the middle finger.

>>1248929

[] In case you get find out, silently point at Puck.

>>1248969
I understood that reference.

I lower my head as I hear wind rushing by me and feel the mushroom shake under me as an angry growl makes my spine crawl, and suddenly I get the urge to turn around and smack the bitch in the face, but...well I still have my roots here, so I can ignore her for now, besides I've fucked up my first time here enough already. Just wanted to check this place, didn't want to get into a fight, even though I really want to know.

I put my hands over my head and the girl huffs

"Just a lizard girl" She says under her breath as I drag my claws over the counter, and stuff and handful of dripping roots into my mouth

"So, how's your day been?" I ask angrily as the barkeeper shrugs

"Besides you screaming I've had a wonderful one" She says happily I hear that dragon bitch fly off with a huff

"Ah, well not apologizing again" I chuckle as I lay a slice of ginger on my tongue

"Oh I wouldn't expect it" She says shrugging "So.....uh, don't really get dragon's or norse legends over here often, I don't really know what to talk to you about uh....wanna start then?"

What do I say
[] Yeah, why was she trying to shrink me
[] what's with the berries
[] is she going to turn back to her normal size
[] what was that bitch's problem
[] is it weird to be dating the tree I was stuck under my past life
[] Well, I don't know much about norse myths
[] Well, for starters you could tell me if there's anything fun to do here
[] Huh, well recently learned I'm at least bi so cheers
[] Want to hear about how I beat the shit out of carla?
[]Well I swam here so....not in the mood for chatting
[]How do I learn magic?
[]write in

>>1249047
>[] is it weird to be dating the tree I was stuck under my past life

>>1249047
>[] is she going to turn back to her normal size
>[]How do I learn magic?

>>1249047
>[] Huh, well recently learned I'm at least bi so cheers
>[] Yeah, why was she trying to shrink me
>[] what's with the berries
>[] is she going to turn back to her normal size
>[] what was that bitch's problem
>[]How do I learn magic?

>>1249047
>[] Yeah, why was she trying to shrink me
>[] what's with the berries
>[] is she going to turn back to her normal size
>[] what was that bitch's problem
>[] is it weird to be dating the tree I was stuck under my past life
>[] Well, I don't know much about norse myths

>>1249047

"Could you please explain me... the basics? About Legends and that? How come legends of old got revived as monster girls even if they used to be guys?"

>>1249047
>[] Yeah, why was she trying to shrink me
>[] what's with the berries
>[] is she going to turn back to her normal size
>[] Well, for starters you could tell me if there's anything fun to do here
>[] Huh, well recently learned I'm at least bi so cheers
>[] is it weird to be dating the tree I was stuck under my past life

>>1249047
>[] is she going to turn back to her normal size
>[] is it weird to be dating the tree I was stuck under my past life
>[] Well, I don't know much about norse myths
>[] Well, for starters you could tell me if there's anything fun to do here
>[] Huh, well recently learned I'm at least bi so cheers

"Is it weird to be dating the tree I was stuck under in my old life?" I ask leaning over the counter, still gnawing on one of the tougher roots. The barkeeper smirks and giggles

"Well, I wouldn't know, it does sound a bit odd but love is love, but....guess you get a lot of roots from her?" She says giggling as she drinks from a bottle of literally sparkling water

"No I don't eat her legs, but I do want to...take a small nibble" I say, wiping drool from my face as the dullahan sighs and just sits there, holding her head and looking grumpy "But..no no, she gives me ginger roots, keeps the fridge full of them

"Sounds like the world tree became a lovely girl" She giggles, putting a hand over her mouth "That's nice, maybe bring her next time....might be hard getting her down here without some fairy magic though"

I lean closer to the tiny headless chick, she glares at me and huffs

"Is she going to turn back to normal?" I ask


"Oh yes a spell that does something like that is something special, and well...puck isn't doing so well right now so it should pass by soon, might take an hour or two, but if she had a while to prepare it...it could take a while" the barkeeper says, petting the tiny dullahan "I mean...if it was one of her tamer tricks...puck is a little...well fey in general tend to be very prideful just like...well dragons"

The barkeep grins widely and cheerfully as I shrug

"Hey, get me some coke while you're back there? don't care what type so long as its cold" I say as she nods

"On it" She says quickly "Also....did you think maybe it'd be fun to be tiny for a

What do I say
[] <Nothing>
[] Tell her I hate the idea and she shouldn't talk about it
[] FUCK NO, I hate girly crap and being....like that just thinking about it pisses me off
[] Well....I mean
[] Just get me my coke
[] Hell no, that's why I told her to fuck off
[] So...what makes a legend a...legend?
[] write in

>>1249146
>[] Well....I mean
>[]snap out of it
>[]hide embarassment
>[] Just get me my coke
>[] So...what makes a legend a...legend?

>>1249146
>"Fuck, I don't know. Maybe probably not, but maybe. Definitely not if a certain bitch was in control of the spell though."

>[] So...what makes a legend a...legend?

>>1249159
Seconding this.

>>1249146
>[] Just get me my coke

>>1249146

[] Hell no, that's why I told her to fuck off
[] So...what makes a legend a...legend?

"No way, the way Puck is feeling right now she might do something nasty, I know that look, a bully can recognise another bully. She is feeling bitter and just wanting for the smallest change to take it on someone. Why doesn't she just sell orank magic items online or something? I mean, even I know that playing pranks in a club full of powerful monsters is suicidal."

>>1249146
>[] So...what makes a legend a...legend?

>>1249146
>[] Well....I mean
>do you think Yvve would find me cute if I was tiny?

>>1249146

>May wants to be small so her dryad friend can pick her up and hug her in her bosson. But she doesn't want to give that bully fairy ideas.

[] Hell no, that's why I told her to fuck off
[] So...what makes a legend a...legend?

>>1249187
>>do you think Yvve would find me cute if I was tiny?

Seconding to think this to ourself, saying that out loud would get Puck going again, if she could hear.

>do you think Yvve would find me cute if I was tiny?

Adding this as something mumbled under our breath

>>1249146

Can the next thread have us controling the squirrel?

>>1249146
>[] Hell no, that's why I told her to fuck off
[] So...what makes a legend a...legend?

"Fuck" I say shrugging as I lay against the counter as the barkeeper looks down at me with a happy little smirk "I don't know, Maybe? Probably not, but maybe, defintely not if a certain bitch was in control of the...spell thought"

"I can understand that, but I could easily get a few of the little pixies to" She says leaning closer to me, cupping a hand around her mouth

"Just get me my coke" I say dully as she groans and ducks back down

"All I'm saying is it could do wonders for your relationship" She giggles as I groan

"Look, Yvette is already bigger than me, and as much as she likes cuddling me like a teddy bear, I don't think fitting in her hand would" I say as the barkeeper laughs and smacks the counter she's giggling so hard "Well it might be nice but....she's a cuddler you know? and...big I know she'd go crazy for it but well, I don't like being that much...smaller than someone and I"


"No no...I didn't mean like that" She says giggling as she hands me my coke

What....did she mean then? I frown, and open up the soda bottle, taking a deep swig from it and sighing as I set it down next to Puck and sigh as she wipes her face off, still giggling. Hmm, I'm mean, Yvette would think I'm cute if I was tiny, but, what if she tries to dress me up or something? I wouldn't like that even if it made her the happiest girl in the world, I don't do....girly shit like that. But...but

"Do you think Yvve would find me cute if I was tiny?" I ask under my breath

"What was that?' the barkeeper asks with a wide, shit eating grin

"Oh sorry I was asking what makes a legend a ....legend" I say calmly as she sighs, and puts some glasses on her face as she sits down and folds her arms

Taking a deep breath, she opens her mouth

"Well, usually they're monsters who were in or part of a legend, as they were the ones who people told stories about because they were so powerful and mighty, generally it could also mean strong monster girls, but generally if they are not part of a legend they're not called that until they make on, then they're new legends and...I mean its also very vague like...some people have been trying to get the Salmon of knowledge out of here because she wasn't REALLY a legend and others say so long as you're just a....well mythical enough monster girl you're one" She says quickly, as I stare at her blankly, chewing on a bit of root "But the generally agreed upon definition is a monster girl who was well in any story, myth, legend or folk lore, but as I said some like to argue that that isn't right, Like....they'd yet you in, but toss out all these poor fairies, Susan over here and me if they had their way. But the way I see it is...well I don't like the whole legend thing, but I'll call anyone who's strong enough one, and you my friend are a legend....so is puck, but she's strong in a different way"

"Huh, interesting, not sure if that helped but" I say shrugging as she giggles "Basically"

cont


>>1249214
hmmm maybe, we'll see

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>>1249252
>Salmon of knowledge

>>1249252
"Legends could wreck any other monster girl with little effort, they tend to be big hitters in their past lives and...well they're always reborn monsters instead of...well newly made ones, its fate that guides them, and theres a HUGE divided about it, some think its all destined to happen the same way it did before, Other want to deny it however they can, others just don't care" She says leaning over the counter "So, need anything else"

"Yeah, why do dudes turn into chicks, how does" I begins to say before a roar rocks the club

"I'LL FIND YOU, I'LL MAKE YOU SUBMIT TO ME, COME OUT COWARD" the dragon girl from before yells out

"Oh, don't worry about her, she'll calm down sooon" The barkeeper giggles sheepishly "if not...she might hunt you down and that will be"

"Eh, I beat a dragon girl up once, when she was molting" I say grinning widely as her eyes go wide and her nose wrinkles with disgust

"Wow, talk about not playing fair' She says, frowning and shaking her head

"Do you blame me? I mean I am very happy I became...er was a dragon in my past life, being a dragon girl is fucking amazing" I laugh as I polish off my coke "So, how does....a boy turn into a monster girl"

She blushes and leans closer to me

"Well, a friend I have used to ...well she had this exact predicament and she's told me what it was like and let me tell you" She giggles "it does NOT sound pleasant, at all, now she's a bit of a downer, bit of a loner, the exact opposite of miss snitch outside, but....well lets just say it starts with the uh"

She points down

"Oh god, that sounds terrible" I shiver "I mean, if my transformation hurt losing that must be"

"Yeaaaaaaaaah" she says, flashing an awkward smile "Not a nice at all, from what I've heard"

"Hmm, well it was worth it wasn't it?" I ask shrugging "Becoming a monster girl, I mean for me at least"

"Well...when are you going to start acting like a dragon?" She asks "I mean you know how to use that tail of yours sure, but you're still a little...clumsy aren't you"

"What?" I ask as she giggles

"Nothing, nothing, but....well maybe fighting that other dragon would help" She says under her breath

"I don't even know what you're talking about" I snort 'Besides, I'm fine, I mean besides trying to figure out how to....be a girlfriend, I am doing wonderfully"

"What ever you say" She giggles as puck glares at me

"I will get you back for this' She huffs as she flies away

"Yeah well bite me" I snort, as I stuff my face with more roots

What do I do?
[] go home
[] stay here for awhile
[]Ask the bar tender a question or two more
[] go for a swim before I go back home
[] write in

this'll be the last update, getting tired

>>1249302
>[] stay here for awhile
time to party

>>1249302
>[] stay here for awhile
Works for me boss, I'll be looking forward to Sunday...like really looking forward to it!!

>>1249302
>Go take miss pissy outside and beat her ass.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1249302
>[] stay here for awhile
>[] try to hit puck with a small object while shes flying away

>>1249302
>[] stay here for awhile

>>1249302
>Go take miss pissy outside and beat her ass.

>>1249302
>[] stay here for awhile
>[]Ask the bar tender a question or two more

I know that chick flying around looking for us isn't part of the crew that's hunting us, since at least few of them hate dragons, but our bartender is starting to worry me now. Speaking of them, I take it they don't come around here? The sight of all these powerful monsters, living their lives and having fun like better-than-normal people would probably give those assholes heart attacks.

>>1249302

>[] stay here for awhile
>[]Ask the bar tender a question or two more

"So... do we know a boy turned monster girl? Or... is you the one you were talking about?"

"Haaa, violent one aren't ya" The bartender says teasingly

"Only when I get pissed off" I snort as I turn back to her "So....guess I'll be here for awhile"

"Not going to dance?" She asks, smirking happily

"Can't dance, couldn't before and this tail fucks everything up more" I say, as I lean back in my chair as the dullahan suddenly grows back to her normal size in a poof

"Ah, finally, I thought i'd have to ride a pocket home" She sighs

"Ah, puck remember to take her magic away for once" The bartender giggles "but that doesn't matter right, just...try"

"Nah, not making myself a laughing stock, besides you're pretty nice to talk to" I say, closing my eyes as I lean back "Not like I'm going to stay here long anyways"

"Oh, well thank you but can I ask you a question" She says, blushing again as she drinks her water"How do a dryad and a dragon girl...well how are you two doing so far, if you don't me asking"

"We were good friends before, now she treats me like a teddy bear and kisses me" I say frowning before I smile again "but I like it, and well she's a sweet heart so, pretty good, no complaints just....don't know much about romance"

"Haa, no I didn't mean....ha Well, I could listen if you want, kind of my job, I could also help a bit if" She says but I just shake my head

"Nah, its fine and...I might actually go dancing now that I think about it" I say cheerfully as I stand back up from my chair "Also thanks for the roots"

"You're welcome" She says to my back as I walk away

and we'll end here
I've archived
and will answer questions

>>1249372
Great thread as always HM thanks for running. My paranoia about those bitches hunting us will only grow until it is revealed that they're just nerds who're really into who're really really into their past lives, but are total garbage at everything they do. I know this won't be the case, the thought just amuses me.

>>1249372
Good thread as always HM.
My question is a clarifying question about something you said last week. Whats the plan with fresh soul reaper now? Are you still planning on running it more often, and if so, how would that work?

>>1249388
not sure

>>1249384
hehe

>>1249372
Good thread HM, looking forward to more shenanigans, hope to play as our other friends/pseduo freinds that are also legends at some point.

And get that level up. Kinda looking forward to the dragon who wants to fight us at some point.

Kinda glad we didn't go to dragon's today...we'd have been bullied so hard...I'm sure they like to haze the wingless ones...

>>1249372
Thanks for running HM, great thread

>>1249372

Is the satyr Pam?

What was the cat Cerberus didn't like?

Who pays for the club repairs?

>>1249398
Yeah, dragons are usually bitches.
>>1249403

Hmm, Well I mean if she could shape shift? but I don't think she can

I mean its good general advice, since legend cats can be bad news. But well, which one she meant will be revealed later

A god

>>1249409
>"So you're a dragon huh?"
>"Damn right I am!"
>"Where are your wings?"
>"M-my wings?"
>"Oh my, they don't seem to have popped out yet..."
>"W-who needs wings? I'm Jormungundr!"
>"Oh, but you see how else will you fly?"
>"Oh I have an idea, maybe they just haven't popped out yet?"
>"Excellent plan! I hear that they can pop out under extreme circumstances."
>"Fuck that noise, I'm out of here!"
>"No, no, no, Jormungundr, that won't do. Me and my friend want to help you fly! So, HUP!"
>"L-let me g-go!"
>"Don't worry, we'll fly you over a bog. That way you have mud and shit to land in if you don't fly. I hear you like that!"
>"S-stop!"
>May tries to fight back but her fear of heights comes in
>One very large splash later..
>"Welp, guess she's not a real dragon..."
>"Guess you're right. But hey, she's where she belongs..."
>And thus a war between May and two dragons levels the club for the...72nd time...

>>1249426
May is
>Nidhoggr
Not
>Jormungundr

Also, if any one did that to may, they'd probably end up in the hospital. Because May when she's furious is a very terrifying sight. Also, I can just imagine when that fear of heights kick in in that scenario. and I like it

>>1249409

Pan was a satyr. The one with the flute. Sorry for the typo.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_(god)

No wonder she was blushing so much, for suxh a big pervert being a girl must be... interesting.

>>1249432
Right, right, it's late.

Still...the idea is amusing...

Hope Yvette and Rowan are there to pick her up after her landing...

>>1249435
AH, yeah that makes more sense. And well maybe she is, fur dye is a thing, and so is faeries and witchs pulling pranks/ casting hexes/curses.

You'd have to ask her

By the way, pan was one of the fairy options at the start of the quest.

>>1249438
Rowen is out looking for proof that a sasquatch girl exists
here's screaming
looks up
and a second later has may fall ontop of her

>>1249452
Well, once again, May lives up to her name and getting covered in mud again...and unintentionally feuding with that pesky squirrel...

>Rowen is about to chew her out as she tries to wipe her eyes
>May has gone into the fetal position and is hyperventalating
>"Uh...?"

>>1249464
Now that would be a moral dilemma for Rowen

>>1249469
>She tries to princess carry May
>Starts sinking
>"Loose some weight damn it!"
>Incoherent sobbing
>"Great...this isn't even fun anymore..."

>>1249479
>Tree girl rescues them.

"Okay... why are you blushing?"

"You are... naked."

"Oh my, dis I forget to wear clothes? How naughty of me, of course if certain squirrel girl admitted her feelings this would just be a girlfriend sharing time with another, don't you think?"

>May can't believe her dryad friend is so naughty.

>>1249452

Her being Pan would make sence somewhat. Specially if she has a lot of weird sexual fetishes that fairy magic can make real. A reincarnation is not just the person she was, maybe the girl who Pan reincarnated into is ibto those kind of things. Just like May actually loves her tree friend.

What was, shall never be again, but nothing disappears completely as long as you remember it.

>>1249660
That is very naughty

Yeah and that's why may isn't a ball of spite and hatred

>>1249660
>Yvette
Jeez, now that I think about it, the idea that the dragons bully May like this becomes more hilarious when they discover they have not just pissed of a nothing-level Nidhoggr, but also the World Tree, not to mention any additional legends that May starts to befriend...and also Rowen is there...as a tag along...yup, that's it. Nothing else.

>TFW the dragon pair realises they fucked up real bad...

>>1250839
>They pissed off a harpy girl that turned out to be Odins eagle
> We meet her later after fighting the other dragon girls
> Rowen finally says to us" I guess you know how to make good friends" While still being un-aware of the myth connection
> The tree harem grows

>>1251380
I like that idea a lot, though I also am partial to bonding with another wingless dragon, they are bound to be out there!

Then you could add the harpy, Jess And the tabby. Along with Yvette and Rowan, and you have a well rounded, not quite a gang, of misfits and legends.

Its very shonen.

>>1251537
> tabby finds out she was one of the cats pulling Yvette's slead.
>debate over her being a legend echoes through the halls.
> she's a legend in the same way mill house is a meme

All the while everyone wonders how they didn't notice.

And the tree harem grows to include all Norse mon girls.

>>1253399
I still prefer Tabby=Lucky Cat myself, but it is amusing to see.

Also, I prefer that the battle not-a-gang just be

>May
>Yvette
>Jess
>Thor Eagle
>Fellow Wingless Dragon
>Rowan
>Tabby

Behold, your shonen battle manga team! And then watch them all interact in very unique ways. Rowan and Tabby especially as the battle it out for comic relief character.

>>1249770

I guess our lovely tree can tease once in a while, besides she is amongst friends.