>>1361143
>A) Greet the Sealing Team.
>B) Greet the Guards.

shit, I really wanted a chance to check what was in the package before this to see if we should keep it. As is, we have to either take the risk of bringing in something that will fuck us completely or giving up something that could be useful.

also, what up, Country?

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>>1361173
You can still check what's in there if you don't give it to them.

>>1361176
Not much, had a pretty good weekend, how about you?

>>1361182
I've been relaxing, got an easier workload from school, so I got it done and just get to kick back and enjoy the week. And yeah, we can check after, but if it's something bad, we'd have to go back and hand it to them and say "hey I have this bad moon thing." That's said, we could probably say it was a gift from Asakaji left for us for when we got to leave, or something.

>>1361143
>C) Tell someone about the parcel Asakaji gave you.

>>1361143
>A) Greet the Sealing Team.
>C) Tell someone about the parcel Asakaji gave you.

>>1361222
>>1361268
>>1361173
The first thing you do is greet the Sealing Team.

"Thank you for you work, really," you tell them with a bow.

It takes them some time to respond, finishing shutting down the portal, the two Cloud Special Jounin just muttering "you're welcomes" from behind the bandannas they wear over their mouths that hold their Land of Lightning forehead protectors. Their Hidden Cloud forehead protectors in their proper places.

The third member though, someone you think you recognize, you're about the same height, though you'd venture he's a year or two older than you, responds in a different way. "That's pretty polite, it seems you've matured a lot, Kuro." He's an Uzumaki, you can tell by his skin that's nearly as light as yours, despite not living on the Moon, his dark blue eyes that don't betray much emotion, and his straight red hair pulled into a low ponytail. "You wouldn't happen to have anything for us to look at, would you? It almost felt like there were four people coming through the portal, not three."

>A) Tell him about the parcel.

>B) Tell the guards instead.

>C) Hand the parcel over to Shitakotaro instead.

>D) "I don't know what you mean." Bluff.

>>1361313
>>A) Tell him about the parcel.

>>1361313
>A) Tell him about the parcel.
fuck it, I'm not risking it

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>>1361313
>B) Tell the guards instead.

Post yfw this is all the leadup to Country memeing us with a Jojo reference 70 threads in.

>>1361313
>D) "I don't know what you mean." Bluff.

I'll be back in a few, fallopian Jew.

>>1361322
>>1361366
"I do know about that, actually," you answer, separating from the Sealing Team to retrieve it from one of the smaller boxes you brought, which it shares with your souvenirs.

You present the wrapped parcel to them, "I'm not sure what this is, but Asakaji gave it to me with a cryptic message, and when I brought it to Toneri, he said to present it to you.

The boy with three forehead protectors sown to his sleeve looks it over, opening it slightly, and allowing a sliver of white glow to peak through, illuminating a slice of his face.

"Very good," he nods, "it's good that you've finally learned some selflessness, Kuro." With that he turns away, re-wrapping the mysterious package, and speaking in a hushed tone to his colleagues.

When you rejoin Shitakotaro and Shozun, the jounin asks you if you're ready to go back now.

>A) Yes.

>B) No, you want to do one more thing (What?)

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This anime season has been too good to lolis desu.

>>1361529
>>A) Yes.
dunno where this guy gets of at commenting on Kuro's character

>>1361529
>A) Yes.
fuck, it was a tenseigan. Ah well, gotta trust my gut sometimes.

>>1361533
is SukaSuka any good?

>>1361536
>is SukaSuka any good?
Haven't seen it yet, just referring to the fact that in three anime I've seen in the past month, a loli was best girl (so far in the case of Bort, so that doesn't mean much, but still).

>>1361535
>>1361536
"Yes, I'd love to get back home, or at least somewhere where people aren't judgmental dicks." You say the last part under your breath, directing it toward the leader of the Sealing Team, though he can't hear you.

Shozun does though, "People are like that everywhere though," she says, shifting uncomfortably as you leave the small complex of buildings.

>A) "That's not true."

>B) Pat her on the head and assure her that it'll be alright.

>C) "The Mist can't be that bad."

>D) "I'm sure you'll find somewhere nice."

>E) Something else (What?)

>>1361588
>>A) "That's not true."
>B) Pat her on the head and assure her that it'll be alright.

>>1361588
>B) Pat her on the head and assure her that it'll be alright.

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>They grow further attached to the loli
Gooooood.

>>1361588
>A) "That's not true."

>>1361588

>A) "That's not true."

>>1361588
>A) "That's not true."

>B) Pat her on the head and assure her that it'll be alright.

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>>1361597
>little did we know that this one is to kill off so we chimp-out and unlock All-Killing Ash Bones and kill everything, resulting in us going missing-nin

>>1361631
You already have Togebari and Chakra Avatar naturally, not to mention Chakra Edible Creation.

And you think that you'll come by Tomogoroshi no Haikotsu organically?

>>1361640
This means it won't happen. Good. This loli can stay.

>>1361591
>>1361593
>>1361601
>>1361627
"That's not true," you assure Shozun with a headpat, "and you can't let yourself think like that."

"I hope you guys didn't have a big Moon lunch or anything," Shitakotaro says with a sharp exhale, you follow his eye line to see a group of three people sitting in a circle on top of the hillock that abuts the portal's housing.

There are two male jounin from the Leaf, along with a female ANBU, also from the Leaf. The guys look pretty similar, both of them having the same spiky orange hair and toned figures, while the girl, who's face is hidden behind an animal mask you can't place, has long silver hair and a slighter build.

All three have their hands uncovered, revealing some kind of jutsu pattern on their palms.

The girl is the first to notice your group, and she stands when she does, pointing to alert the other two.

"Good to see you again, Kotaro," the shorter jounin greets your guide, "you seem to be doing alright."

"I'm holding up," the Wood Style user answers.

"You're all ready then?" the girl asks, her dull voice muffled by the mask.

Shozun nods, while you and Shitakotaro answer in the affirmative.

"Stand close together please," she requests, and you all comply.

The three ninja stand in a circle around you, making hand seals with each other and enclosing you.

In an instant, you're standing in front of the Hokage's Tower.

>First three 1d100!

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1361684
is this

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>1361684

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>>1361648
Yeah, that's what it means, not that a chimpout would have no reward.

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>>1361688

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>>1361688
do we puke our organs out?

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>1361684

>>1361688
You're a nigger fourstar, this is what happens when you disrespect best grill

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1361684
Rollin for lolz

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>1361730
>>1361684
Wrong roll/10

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>1361731

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>>1361740

>>1361688
When the circle disperses, you see a good crowd who's turned out to see you. Well, good enough, there's your parents, sister and cousin, Jimmaru and Hakurin, Hōōmaru-sensei, even Himarase, Sakutai, Ryuko, and Inoko showed up.

Your family practically runs to you, and the first one to embrace you is Haiiro.

This also means that she's the first one to squeeze you after being Flying Thunder God'd. Your stomach doesn't like that, in fact, you white out.

When you come to, you're hunched over a bowl in one of the Tower's first floor bathrooms, evacuating the rest of the contents of your stomach.

Jimmaru and Shirou are there with you, your teammate (and, if you're being honest with yourself, probably your best friend) holding your hair back, and your sister patting your back.

Jimmaru is taller than you remember, though that's to be expected. Other than that, he's pretty much the same, aside from a pierced ear.

Shirou looks the same.

Speaking of Shirou, she's trying to be comforting, and it's hit-and-miss, "It's alright Kuro, we're all a little sick out first time with the Raijin technique.... and I'm sure Haiiro'll forgive you, you're her favorite after all.... I mean, maybe she thinks it's romantic, yeah..." this continues for some time.

Jimmaru is stiffing laughter, and when you get the last of the fowl-tasting acid out of your mouth, he speaks to you. "First thing you do back is vomit on your little cousin, that's classic man," he offers his hand to you.

>A) Shake it.

>B) Bro-hug.

>C) Punch him for that remark.

>D) "I just hope this doesn't start happening to me again..."

>E) Something else (What?)

>>1361748
>>A) Shake it.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>1361748
>A
>D
That wasn't so bad!

>>1361748
>B) Bro-hug.

>>1361748
>B) Bro-hug.
>D) "I just hope this doesn't start happening to me again..."

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>>1361731
>There's a 1/50 chance of actually beating a 1 roll on 100
>This nigga does but it's too late

>>1361754
Try to put yourself in Haiiro's shoes. Her soiled, ruined shoes that she bought with allowance money.

I was originally going to make it Baratsuchi, but I want her and Kuro to have a more private reunion.

>>1361748

>A) Shake it.

>>1361751
>>1361754
>>1361757
>>1361773
You shake his hand, "I just hope that this doesn't start happening to me again," you say with a sigh.

"Well, being the most charismatic person on the Moon probably skewed your perception a lot," he shrugs before grinning widely. "It's so great to have you back Kuro, it was total bullshit that you had to leave."

You nod, "I know what you mean, but I'm glad to be back nonetheless."

>A) Say hi to Shirou.

>B) Hug Shirou.

>C) Something else (What?)

>>1361748
>>A) Shake it.

>>1361799
>>B) Hug Shirou.

>>1361799
>>B) Hug Shirou.

>>1361799
>B) Hug Shirou.

>>1361799
>Say hi

>>1361799
>B) Hug Shirou.

>cop a feel

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>>1361825
No, bad, you, stop it.

>>1361799
>B) Hug Shirou.

>>1361830
>implying she isn't going to do the same

>>1361802
>>1361805
>>1361806
You wrap your sister in a hug.

"Hey, I missed you," you tell her, quite informally.

Shirou takes a step to process it, but then squeezes you back, "I missed you too." The side of her face is against your chest, you never realized how short your sister was before.

>A) Talk with Shirou and Jimmaru some more.

>B) Go out and talk to someone else (Who?)

>>1361842
>>A) Talk with Shirou and Jimmaru some more.

>>1361842
>A) Talk with Shirou and Jimmaru some more.
Inquire about life and how things have been since we've been gone.

>>1361836
Not so soon and where there are a lot of people, maybe in a few days when you're home alone.


I mean that would never happen, fuck you.

>>1361842

>A) Talk with Shirou and Jimmaru some more.

>>1361842
>A) Talk with Shirou and Jimmaru some more.

>>1361845
>>1361848
>>1361879
You let your sister go. "So, how has everything been for you guys, just in general?" You inquire.

"I've been fine, it's been pretty much the same since you left Kuro, except I don't really have you there to..." Shirou seems to reach for the right thing to say, "like, talk to and be there and stuff."

Jimmaru doesn't snark for once. "Things seemed pretty tense for a while," he tells you, "but it's been really quiet for some time now, I don't know why you had to be sent back," he remembers something, "and now you're not the only member of Team 7 to be in a relationship."

He taps the gold stud in his left ear.

Shirou just looks on annoyed, muttering something about 'had' or the like.

>A) Congratulate him.

>B) Tease him.

>C) Ask who his boyfriend is.

>D) "So you lowered your standards for Inoko then?"

>E) Something else.

>>1361842
>A) Talk with Shirou and Jimmaru some more.

>>1361908
>A) Congratulate him.

>>1361908
>A) Congratulate him.

>B) Tease him.

>C) Ask who his boyfriend is.

>D) "So you lowered your standards for Inoko then?"

BULLY HIM, BULLY THE FAGGOT.

>>1361912
actually nevermind, I change to THIS

>>1361912
This

>>1361912
>>1361908
This
>Captcha- smelly niisan

>>1361908
>C) Ask who his boyfriend is.

>>1361908
>C) Ask who his boyfriend is.

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>>1361912
>>1361918
>>1361916
>>1361920
Just ran to the bathroom, that's why I'm getting to this now, but why would you ask a man who his boyfriend is before asking about a girl?

>>1361953
Bully the faggot. His golden ear ring

>>1361953
>gives us the option
>"but why"

>>1361912
"Good job man, I suppose your boyfriend likes that you're a pretty laid back guy, right, he just gets to do whatever he wants. So who's the lucky guy?" You tease your friend in a way that would seem cruel to some.

"Kuro, you can't just-" Shirou starts, before Jimmaru's laughing cuts her off.

"It's Inoko, you ass, now you'd better get out there, people are probably worried you were to excited to see a real girl." Comes Jimmaru's response.

Shirou reddens.

>A) Go see your parents.

>B) Go apologize to Haiiro.

>C) Go see Hakurin.

>D) Go see Sensei.

>E) Go see your friends.

>>1361953
A single golden earring is often a sign of gayness.

>>1361989
>>B) Go apologize to Haiiro.

>>1361989
B
A

>>1361977
It's the combination of options. Why would you ask "who's your boyfriend," and "so you lowered your standards enough for your girlfriend," in the same sentence?

It's like shooting a man before throwing him out of a plane, or getting chocolate poteito and pretzel pocky.

>>1361990
I thought which ear it was was the only thing that mattered, the only jewelry I own are my class rings so I'm not really an expert.

>>1361989
>C) Ask who his boyfriend is.

>>1361989
>go say sorry.

>>1362000
It depends on the nation and things of that but a single stud is a sure sign of a cock sucker

>>1362010
That's why you wear one, huh?

>>1361989
>A) Go see your parents.

>B) Go apologize to Haiiro.

>>1362012
Also depends on the ear its on

>Alright, I'm pretty tired for whatever reason, so I'll end the session here, and save Kuro's not-Oedipussy reunion with his parents and his apology to Haiiro (social rolls time!) for tomorrow.

>I'll still stick around for a bit though.

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>>1362030
>Oedipus
Get out freud we're fucking the loli, not the mommy

>>1362039
I thought that you were fucking the legal loli now? Or is it still your girlfriend? Maybe your teacher, she did win that poll.

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>>1362046
I was referencing the legal loli- and nobody cares about polls as democracy is for dweebs

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>>1362057
That sounds like a salty loliconmunist trying to justify losing to ____ girl desu-wa.

On an unrelated note, I'm going to steal a Swedish beer truck if I have to click on anymore goddamn cars, I want the street signs back reeeeeeeeee.

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>>1362064
>He doesn't use original captcha

>>1362079
>Not wanting to click all the boxes containing Marlon Brando

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>>1362089
>Not wanting occasional coincidental text

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>>1362094
>Goading the man who controls whether your waifu lives or dies just because of the method which with he posts on a Sinkiangese rock-breaking chatroom.

>>1362101
>Goading
How so? Country, aren't you a pretty bantzy lad?

>>1362101

Night Country, glad our Social issues have already shown back up. God Bless NTFS

>>1362106
>How so? Country, aren't you a pretty bantzy lad?
Yeah, I'll kill her bantz or no.

And I am a batz guy.

>>1362107
And after a 99 was rolled on a bluff last thread.

For you.

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>>1362117
I see. Well, sweet dreams friendo!

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>>1362046
The future is blue

yesssss

>>1362107
I also hope to fuck up the social roll for haiiro tomorrow as well

>>1362144
You haven't been using up your bad rolls in DBQ, have you?

>>1362146
I stopped posting in that, so this is where most of my bad rolls go now, this and akun

>>1362149
Well, try to keep them in akun, I thought Kuro was going to stop being a social wreck this part.

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>>1362144
>Is gonna fuck up our roll
>Got dubs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee

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>>1362158
You can take the Man out of the Leaf, but you can't take the Leaf out of the Man.

>>1362152
But my rolls don't want kuro to stop. The woman beater thing hopefully stays as well

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>>1362163
>tfw you realize The Leaf are leafs

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I know it's not the second waifu war, but it's the second big one, and seems like the one that'll be most prominent in Part II.

>>1362187
Kuro has a thing for smaller women, it seems

>>1362193
Sensei and Baratsuchi are around average, and they have chests.

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>>1362187
Is it time

>Captcha is stop stop

>>1362187
Moon Loli at best is to be used and thrown away so the clan has some new toy. One eye is superior offspring genetic machine.

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>>1362298
I've no words

>>1362298
>one eye
>not sensei

anon.......

>>1362455
>Sensei fags think they have a chance still.

I guess team momo has a few guys you can recruit from after her death.

>>1362187
But Shozun suddenly disappeared when we teleported, either she got telefragged or you just forgot to mention her because you're a hack

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>>1362193
There's probably some personal bias in there though, I am in no way a fan of most larger women.

>>1362197
The captcha was right.

>>1362298
Because that's a productive outlook.

>>1362462
Baratsuchi had a 98% chance of winning that poll too...

Y'know, I don't mean to intrude, but do any of y'all know what happened to mini

>>1363001
Mini's just busy with life, according to the last I heard from him. No idea when he'll be ready to do Bort again.

Laze was talking about the Boruto section of his Quest kicking off sometime this month or next though, if that interests you.

>>1363006
Thanks

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Future Naruto Quest

This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga and Anime. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, though a bit more refined, and the villages you know and love are largely the same, though their diplomatic situations may not be.

However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and Shippuden..

You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a fifteen year old Hidden Leaf Chunin. Once a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father Aomon, a Tokubetsu Jounin who specializes in Hand Seals, also living with you is your cousin Haiiro, who's mother sent her to attend the Ninja Academy.

You've returned to the World after three years of being consigned to the Moon for general Otsutsukery, and also the degradation of the diplomatic order of the world.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest

Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM

Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats that's still outdated by three years: http://pastebin.com/4WycTkXi

Last Time, Kuro returned to the Leaf! And then immediately vomited on his cousin Haiiro. What a charming return.

>>1361993
>>1361995
>>1362019
You leave the bathroom, wiping down the wrinkled front of your robe, and heading to the lobby where Shirou told you that your parents and cousin were.

You see the three standing around, Haiiro appears have been crying, or at least, she was on the verge of crying recently.

Your parents haven't changed at all, you note with an internal smile.

Haiiro's gotten older, that's pretty obvious, and she dresses more like a kunoichi now. Well, more like one than she did before at least. Your cousin is about the size you were at her age, and she keeps her similarly-light brown hair up in a ponytail now too. She's dressed in a sailor-style school uniform top, grey with a yellow collar and cyan tie, she has fishnets covering her arms and legs, and she's wearing shorts similar to the leg portion of the ninja onesie you were once so fond of.

>A) Speak to your parents first.

>B) Speak to Haiiro first.

>>1363527
>B) Speak to Haiiro first.
>Hug the fuck, ask her if she's become a slut like our not!?Sister.

And ninja seifuku are canon.

>>1363533
Ninja seifuku? That some boroto shit?

>>1363530
>Shirou
>Slut
I hope you mean that ironically.

>>1363537
Bolt's class rep wears one.

>>1363527
>B) Speak to Haiiro first.

>>1363538
I don't know what it is, Thats why I'm asking. Never heard of it until now. And I do, it was a joke on the whole 'help me make her think I have a boyfriend' thing.

>>1363527
>B) Speak to Haiiro first.

>>1363551
It's a Japanese school uniform.

Did shozun died?

>>1363567
She doesn't want to be there just watching Kuro's warm return. And she has some business with Shitakotaro.

>>1363530
>>1363548
>>1363558
>Writing

>>1363558
>>1363548
>>1363530
You approach your family, and tap Haiiro on the shoulder.

"I'm really sorry Haiiro, I know that must be horrible, but there was no avoiding it with the Flying Thunder God." You rub the back of your head, trying to look sympathetic.

"That's okay," she replies, sounding down, "I'm sorry for ruining your first few minutes back home."

>A) "Don't be, it was my fault."

>B) Hug her.

>C) Pat her head.

>D) "Apology accepted."

>E) Something else (What?)

>>1363596
>B) Hug her.
>C) Pat her head.
>D) "Apology accepted."

>>1363596
>A) "Don't be, it was my fault."
>B) Hug her.
it makes no sense that she'd feel guilty desu

>>1363610
She's really just trying to be courteous, she doesn't want to be upset at Kuro this soon after getting back.

>>1363596
>A) "Don't be, it was my fault."
>B) Hug her.
>C) Pat her head.

>>1363610
>>1363624
"Don't be, it was my fault," you reassure her with a hug and a headpat.

Haiiro pushes up against your hand, "Thanks, but you're gonna need to make up for it somehow," she says, eyes narrowed at you and hands on her hips when you break the hug.

>A) "Of course."

>B) "No I won't."

>C) "Sure, any ideas."

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1363650
>C) "Sure, any ideas."

>>1363650
>A) "Of course."
I owe you a set of clothes I suppose

>>1363650
>C

>>1363669
You could give her your collection of shinobi onesies.

>>1363672
I figured she'd prefer us taking her clothes shopping

>>1363650
Give her our collection of Shinobi onesies.

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>>1363687
Do you have a problem with shinobi onsies, anon?

>>1363663
>>1363671
>Writing

>>1363663
>>1363671
"Sure," you agree with her, "got any ideas?"

Haiiro shrugs noncommittally.

"Welcome back Kuro," you hear your mother say, and you turn to face your parents.

Both of them look incredibly happy to see you, and your mother opens her arms.

>A) Hug her.

>B) Pull both of your parents into a hug.

>>1363728
>Hug fucking everybody.

>>1363728
>A) Hug her.

>>1363730
This

>>1363730
>>1363740
You pull both of your parents into a hug, tearing up just a little despite your best efforts.

"I missed you both so much," you tell them, voice wavering an imperceptible amount.

"We missed you too Kuro," your father assures you, you hear your mother sniffle, "I'm so, so sorry that you had to go through that, and that we put you through it."

"It wasn't your fault," you assure them, squeezing both, as you've been unable to for so long.

"We love you Kuro," your mother assures you.

>A) "I love you too."

>B) "I know."

>C) Something else (What?)

>>1363791

>B) "I know."

>>1363791
>B) "I know."
It was their fault though, they're the ones who wanted a freaky little moonbaby for no reason

>>1363791
>B) "I know."

>>1363802
>For no reason
Genetics nigga

>>1363791
>A) "I love you too."
>>1363802
I'll admit that made no sense but there's no reason to get all angsty about it. It's just a shitty justification to shoehorn an otsusuki background in

>>1363802
>no reason

>>1363823
>shoehorn

Yes, it was all unplanned, there is no greater meaning behind Kuro's conception.

>>1363795
>>1363802
>>1363822
>Writing the Han Solo response.

>>1363795
>>1363802
>>1363822
"I know," you tell them, smiling.

You spend some more time catching up with your parents, who, along with Haiiro, talk your ear off about every little thing that's happened since you left.

There's not much of note, besides Haiiro being accelerated through the Academy thanks to your early educating of her, along with your own sensei's tutelage, your mother opening a third Hadenazubon in the Capital of the Land of Stone, and your father's new position as the Tokubetsu Jounin Supervising the Barrier and Sensory Teams.

>A) Go home with them, you can see your friends tomorrow.

>B) Go see Hakurin.

>C) Go see Hōōmaru-sensei.

>D) Go see your other friends.

>>1363871
>A) Go home with them, you can see your friends tomorrow.

>>1363871
>A) Go home with them, you can see your friends tomorrow.
Do hakurinfags even exist anymore?

>>1363890
They've given up lah

>>1363871
>C

>>1363871
>A) Go home with them, you can see your friends tomorrow.

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>>1363890
>Do hakurinfags even exist anymore?
Doesn't seem like it, looks like the flame that burns hottest burns longest.

>>1363875
>>1363890
>>1363912
You decide to go home with your family, you're very tired, and you're sure that your friends will understand, especially considering the first thing you did when you returned.

The walk back home is pretty quiet and peaceful, you mostly just take in the air and the night sky, it's nice to see the stars again, even if the light pollution does block out some of them.

When you get back home, your parents reveal your old room, untouched aside from being cleaned regularly.

>A) Thank them.

>B) Go to sleep, your bed on the Moon was nice, but it was on the Moon...

>>1363951
>B) Go to sleep, your bed on the Moon was nice, but it was on the Moon...

>>1363951

>B) Go to sleep, your bed on the Moon was nice, but it was on the Moon...

>>1363951
>A

>>1363958
>>1363961
After an exchange of pleasantries, you retire to sleep. You even note that some kind of porters brought your luggage back to your house.

You sink into a dreamless slumber almost as soon as you lie down. It's nice, finally being back home after so long.

When you get up the next morning, you realize that there are a lot of people to see, and that you overslept.

After you get ready for the day, you discover that your family has made your favorite breakfast for you, and Shirou had no hand in the preparation.

After greatly enjoying that, and basking in your family's affection, you head out to your first visit after returning.

>A) Hōōmaru-sensei

>B) Hakurin

>C) Sakutai

>D) Himarase

>E) Ryuko

>F) Someone else (More options)

>>1364041
>A) Hōōmaru-sensei

>B) Hakurin

>>1364041
Baratsuchi's not in the village right? Maybe we should contact her and let her know we're back

>>1364041
>>A) Hōōmaru-sensei
>>B) Hakurin

>>1364053
No, she's in the Hidden Stone right now.

>>1364041
>A) Hōōmaru-sensei

>>1364051
>>1364063
>>1364079
Your first order of business is Hōōmaru-sensei, seeing her that is.

You run into your sensei on the way to her house, she's carrying a bouquet of blue roses.

"My favorite student! Just who I wanted to see!" She calls out to you once she spots you, hustling over.

>A) "I don't see Jimmaru anywhere."

>B) "So those flowers are for Hakurin?"

>C) "It's good to see you again, Sensei."

>D) "I missed you, Hōōmaru-sensei."

>E) "What, they didn't have any black roses?"

>F) Something else (What?)

Sorry if this post took a little while, I let the cat in and he just puked all over the doormat, like that scene in the Exorcist.

>>1364107
>F) Something else (What?)
>smite cat

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>>1364112
In public, anon?

>>1364120
Make it a street performance

>>1364107
>C) "It's good to see you again, Sensei."
Thanks for looking after my cousin

>>1364107
>C) "It's good to see you again, Sensei."

>>1364107

>C) "It's good to see you again, Sensei."

>>1364126
>>1364132
>>1364137
"It's great to see you again, Hōōmaru-sensei," you tell the kunoichi who guided you as a genin.

"I'm happy to see you properly on your feet Kuro!" she says in reference to the unfortunate situation of last night, "oh!" She catches herself before she can go on, "these are for you," she presents the flowers to you, "I know that they're blue, and that's more my thing than yours, but the Yamanaka's told me that there's no such thing as an actual black rose, so I got you these."

>A) Thank her, take them.

>B) Thank her, but don't take them.

>C) Take them from her.

>D) Tell her that you appreciate the thought, but you aren't big on flowers.

>E) "It's a bit improper to flirt with a student, isn't it sensei?"

>F) Something else (What?)

>>1364152
>>A) Thank her, take them.
>Ninja magic but they cab't make black roses

>>1364152
>A) Thank her, take them.

>>1364152
>>A) Thank her, take them.

>>1364152
>A) Thank her, take them.
are we going full slice of life now or what

>>1364174
I mean, you just got back, it's not like Pain's going to show up and explode the village two threads in.

>>1364180
I guess it's been a while but I don't remember the pace being this slow before

>>1364187
I'll admit that sometimes I have Oda pacing issues, which isn't a very good thing at all.

>>1364161
>>1364168
>>1364173
>>1364174
>Writing

>>1364194
At least Oda abhors filler/on screen training

>>1364161
>>1364168
>>1364173
>>1364174
"Thank you," you say, taking the wrapped flowers from her.

"My Kuro," your teacher says, circling you, while examining you, "you really have grown up, I guess the gravity on the Moon must've helped though, and I do like the hair, but it really reminds me of something it shouldn't."

>A) "What would that be?"

>B) "Yeah, I've gotten the 'Madara' observation before."

>C) Something else (What?)

>>1364203
>>A) "What would that be?"

>>1364203
>A) "What would that be?"
I don't think you would have trusted those moon weirdos to cut your hair either

>>1364203
>A) "What would that be?"

>>1364203
>What would that be
Play dumb then facepalm because of course it is.

>>1364203
>A) "What would that be?"

>>1364200
I generally keep training off screen, unless fighting is involved.

If he abhors fillers then why is there an entire filler saga, followed by a filler arc in the manga? And that's not counting Thriller Bark, which I kind of liked, or Fishman Island, which was just some bland fights to establish how the Strawhats have grown.

>>1364227
No one understands how Oda works, not even Oda

>>1364213
>>1364216
>>1364220
>>1364224
>>1364226
"What would that be?" You ask, pretty sure what she's going to say, but not entirely sure.

"I'm sure you know," your sensei tells you, probably not wanting to point it out so publicly, or beat a dead horse.

"Anything else you wanted Kuro? I know it's been a while, so we should chat more or something, but it's up to you, and I know a lot of people are excited to see you." Your sensei questions.

>Is there anything else?

>>1364268
Nothing comes to mind, except maybe if she finally got a boyfriend so she isn't a sad loser

>>1364268
Ask if she waited for us or if she got a boyfriend

>>1364279
>>1364296
>Roll 1d100. For bantz. I need 2.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>1364303

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>1364303

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>>1364306
>An Australian critfailing a bantz roll

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>1364303

>>1364315
>4
>critfail
did we always use this awful dice system?

>>1364315
I said I wanted to fuck up social rolls, I will make sure Kuro remains a social fuck up

>>1364279
>>1364296
>>1364306
"So did you get yourself a boyfriend, or are you still a pathetic virgin like me?" You ask, jamming your foot firmly in your mouth.

Yup, you're back alright.

Hōōmaru-sensei literally falls onto the ground laughing, her face bright red from the rolling laughter even as you beat a tactical retreat. You think that you can still hear her, even three blocks away once you've gotten to what you determine is a safe distance.

>A) Go see Hakurin.

>B) Go see Sakutai.

>C) Go see Himarase.

>D) Go see Ryuko.

>E) Go see someone else (More options)

>>1364341
>go see plot

>>1364341
>A) Go see Hakurin.
We aren't even friends with the other people on the list.

>>1364341
>A) Go see Hakurin.

>>1364347
Well, you were more than friendly with Himarase.

>>1364350
Does he feel like giving another handy?
Because if not then it's a waste of time

>>1364356
A handy from a guy is worthwhile?

>>1364358
sometimes

>>1364358
that's rich coming from a known trap/futafag

>>1364358
I'd say so.
>>1364341
>Go see Himarase

>>1364358
A hand is a hand

>>1364341
>A

>>1364347
We're friends with Sakutai

>>1364368
I maybe a futafag, I may even be an occasional lolicon, and a bunch of other even worse stuff, but I'm not a trapfag, unless it would net readers, I'm a whore.

>>1364383
futa is as gay as traps are though

>>1364383
good

>>1364347
>>1364349
>>1364374
Hakurin is next on your list to see, and you, again, bump into her on your way to the Hyuga Compound.

She's gotten taller, and her hair is a tad longer, but that's about it, she even dresses in the same manner. Your old teammate greets you cheerfully by the gate of the Hyuga Compound.

"Welcome back Kuro!" She says excitedly, she seems to have loosened up a bit, "but I feel like I should be the one giving you flowers."

>A) "These were from Sensei, I haven't been able to go home yet."

>B) "You don't have to give me anything."

>C) "It's good to see you Hakurin, how have you been?"

>D) Give her the flowers.

>E) Something else (What?)

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>>1364409
>C) "It's good to see you Hakurin, how have you been?"
>D) Give her the flowers.

>>1364409
>>A) "These were from Sensei, I haven't been able to go home yet."
>B) "You don't have to give me anything."
>C) "It's good to see you Hakurin, how have you been?"
So kuro and Jinmaru are the only one's to have actually changed in an interesting form

>>1364409
>A
>B
>C

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>Daytime Tiger and Evening Elephant are A-ranked

>>1364420
Haiiro is still just 12, and you haven't really interacted with anyone else yet.

>>1364409
>A
>C
Dude I'm reaching my limit for pointless mundane conversations here

>>1364424
>He saved my gif
From our team at least. I don't really care about people in the leaf further than team and family
>>1364427
You know this is the equivalent of episode 1 of shippuden right?

>>1364427
You're not going to see much if any action this session or maybe even thread desu.

>>1364409
>C) "It's good to see you Hakurin, how have you been?"

>D) Give her the flowers.

>>1364420
Second

>>1364434
I'm not asking for action I'm asking for anything relevant to the plot instead of exchanging pleasantries with no actual consequence

>>1364449
Oh, well, you'll be seeing the Hokage (or more likely the Jounin Commander) tomorrow at least.

>>1364420
>>1364422
>>1364445
"These were from Sensei, I haven't been home yet," you tell her, "and you don't have to give me anything Hakurin."

"Too late now," she says nonchalantly, "well, I don't have it with me now, so I guess you're not getting anything,"

You roll your eyes at the jest, "Anyway, how has everything been with you?"

"It's been great Kuro!" Hakurin responds, "you being gone was the only real dark spot honestly, everything has been incredible!"

>A) Inquire further.

>B) Seek out someone else.

>>1364520
>>A) Inquire further.
>Really? My leaving wasn't that big of a deal

>>1364520
>A) Inquire further.
>You seemed upset I left.

Oh boy, we're in a fucking ruse

>>1364520
>>A) Inquire further.

>>1364520
>B) Seek out someone else.
Call the gf
>>1364544
>fishing for compliments this hard
that's just pathetic dude

>>1364544
>>1364549
>>1364553
"Really, my leaving was such a big deal?" You question.

"Sort of, but that's not quite what I meant, it was just the one real thing that was negative in the intervening time," she tells you.

"So what else has been going on?" You inquire.

"Well, I made chunin with Satsuki and Nanami, they're actually not pretty cool when you get to know them, and well, I did kind of start up a relationship," she sheepishly looks at your feet, a blush gracing her cheeks, "but that was pretty recent."

>A) "Do tell."

>B) Let her keep her privacy.

>C) Something else (What?)

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Unless /qst/ is more into NTR than akun, all-seeing eyefags have been btfo.

>>1364583
>>B) Let her keep her privacy.
>Truth: Good for you
The hyuuga are so fucking boring, at least the uchiha try to mind rape you

>>1364583
>A) "Do tell."
>Congrats, Don't tell me its a girlfriend like our teammate.

>>1364588
I mean, I have no issue with forcefully knocking her up. The clan head would understand cause it gets him even more bitching eye powers

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>>1364583
>A)

>>1364594
They achieved keikaku, their purpose is over. And they don't want anything to do with the Otsutsuki.

>>1364597
>The clan head would understand cause it gets him even more bitching eye powers
If Hiashi said no to Toneri, what makes you think the current head will say yes to Kuro? And even if he does, you don't need to rape Hakurin, she does have a sister.

>>1364583
>>A) "Do tell."

>>1364583
>in the intervening time
u wot m8
>A) "Do tell."
Calling it now, it's Himarase

>>1364614
Hiashi was a faggot and Naruto needed to bring in more money for a jew.

>>1364618
>Tfw Himarase says she has a bigger cock then us.

>>1364614
Stuff like this makes me regret choosing the mystery box, mainly because Konoha sucks

>>1364618
>Calling it now, it's Himarase
Alright, what do you want?

>>1364623
The Uchiha wanted you for their keikaku, but you said no.

>>1364583
>>A) "Do tell."

>>1361908
>"and now you're not the only member of Team 7 to be in a relationship."
>Shirou just looks on annoyed, muttering something about 'had' or the like.

haha how did shirou find out baratsuchi is an unfaithful whore? or was that wishful thinking on her part?

>>1364638
Shirou was just bitching about 'Chad', it didn't have anything to do with Baratsuchi.

>>1364628
P L O T
L
O
T

>>1364597
>>1364602
>>1364615
>>1364618
>>1364638
"Oh, do tell?" You request of your teammate, smirking down at her.

"Well, you know how sometimes rivalries go to friendships. Well..." She trails off, toeing the road at her feet.

"Himarase?" You stifle a laugh, though a small one escapes, "well, I mean, if that's what you're into."

Before she can respond and get the red off of her cheeks, Hōōmaru-sensei body flickers in front of you.

"There you are Kuro!" She exclaims, patting you on the back, "I forgot to tell you that you have an appointment with the Jounin Commander later today, you ran off like a 'pathetic virgin' so fast that I wasn't able to tell you."

Your skin's hue matches Hakurin's.

>End session, we'll continue tomorrow. As always, I'll stick around for a bit.