>>1365809

What do I do?
[] Ask Iris what there is to do?
[] Oh? so we can do it
[] Hey want to take the kids out for a stroll and picnic?
[] OH? want to go to hell, there's some stuff I want to do there
[] OH OH, hey I got to show you a place I found! *open a door to the chaos realms*
[]....want to practice stopping time and such
[] Hmm, yeah I think I have a few ideas *stop time and find something to do*
[] Eh, I just really want to relax...
[] Hey Murph want to meet some friends of mine? (Introduce him to the 5 girls)
[] tch, I just want something exciting and dangerous to do
[] Well....I could do my job as a demon a guess
[] Movie night or something? want to watch something
[] write in

>>1365811
>[] Ask Iris what there is to do?
>[] Oh? so we can do it
>[] Hey want to take the kids out for a stroll and picnic?
>[]....want to practice stopping time and such


Also, for those who are unaware, drawfriend made a thing for the last Monstergirl thread

>>1365733

>>1365811
>[] OH OH, hey I got to show you a place I found! *open a door to the chaos realms*
Glad you ran today!

>>1365817
Glad to be running

>>1365814
Also, thanks for pointing that out

>>1365811
>>1365811
>[] Ask Iris what there is to do?
>[] Oh? so we can do it
>[] Hey want to take the kids out for a stroll and picnic?
>[]....want to practice stopping time and such
>[] Eh, I just really want to relax...

Alright time for a cooldown...until the picnic is interupted by a feral monster or two.

Level ups for Lifa and Iris would be swell. Or even a sin definition for Lifa. Hell, POVs from the others would be swell.

>>1365819
No problem, draw friend does good work and I wanted his work to be here in case no one else looks at the old thread. I really hope he shows up, I can't wait to see him draw Mali or Iris or our kids.

>>1365826
Don't forget this pic of Hatman
>>1364353

>>1365811
>[] Ask Iris what there is to do?
>[] Oh? so we can do it
>[] Eh, I just really want to relax...
>[] Movie night or something? want to watch something

>>1365811
>[] OH OH, hey I got to show you a place I found! *open a door to the chaos realms*

>>1365811
>[] Oh? so we can do it
>[] OH OH, hey I got to show you a place I found! *open a door to the chaos realms*
I don't think we can take her yet, but I'm fine showing off some of chaos.
>[]....want to practice stopping time and such
>picknick or movie, don't mind which

>"Oh, trust me, this is not the worst or even the most humilating end I could get' he giggles "At least I got to make such a strong creature...you know... I think I'll tell you, why I Sent lovely that last time, I didn't even tell her..oh it's going to be delicious when it's finished"

Gotta say I'm surprised ticktock actually knew that humiliating end Mali saw, and the fact he meant literately delicious

>>1365850
That's from his death in UMGQ right? If so that's... damn. And now we have the same capacity for temporal bullshit, compounded with what we had before... I'll be honest, the possibilities scare me.

>>1365866
Personally, I am just waiting for her to go mad hatter. Pies both normal and alchemical, giant hammers, fake anvil gags mixed with real anvil gags, giving giant cakes to our enemies with a bomb wick. We're going to be a terror. I may not have wanted this. But the potential now that we have it is rather fun.

>>1365878
I love that, but I'd rather we keep the super weird stuff for Cheshire mode.

>>1365866
I'm pretty sure Iris is more likely the one who would want to set up such a complicated plan. The most likely thing I see Mali doing with it is setting up time traps to humiliate or hinder her enemies while looking innocent when they trigger.

"Well what is there to do?" I groan, hanging my head as she frowns and pushes her glasses up the bridge of her nose

"Well, you could always study like I have been, meditate or give yourself thought puzzles" She says glancing away from me with a smile on her face "But I know you wouldn't have fun with any of that stuff so maybe...."

"Oh?" I ask, briskly walking up to her and leaning against her as I grab her fur covered hand and grin "So can we do it?"

She stammers, blushing furiously as I grin and hang my wings out, covering her in their shadows as she wraps hers around herself, holding her arms and them over her chest like a cloak.

"Can I watch?" Murphy asks bluntly.

I growl, my voice turning demonic as I hold my girl's hands tightly, as her eyes glow green as we both whip around to face him as he tries to casually drink what's left of his milkshake.


"NO!" We yell in unsion as her keeps his head low, trying to drink nothing now just to keep his mouth shut

"Well, not now" Iris sighs shaking her head "because of a certain someone ruining the mood"

"Well want to take the kids out on a picnic and a stroll?" I ask happily as she smiles and shrugs

"Well, we don't know whats in that forest, but it probably isn't anything that's dangerous to any of us....so if you want to get them together first sure" She says happily "just....try not to go overboard on the sweets okay"

"Aww" I say, chuckling as I tick and tock my head back and forth as I try to think of what I can do with her "Well want to practice stopping time and such"

"What?" Murphy asks, as Iris hold her hand up and shushes him

"Well I am curious as to how it works, I mean I've learned a bit from just watching you and trying to use it myself, but I really need to know how to make it....work" She says, leaning closer to me with a grin on her face "Since its...different from our usual magic, I could use some help in my studies, sweetie"

"Oh there's a reason for that" I chuckle, sticking my tongue out before a thought runs through my mind "OH OH, HEY I got to show you a place I found!"

"What? you're getting a little excited again" Iris giggles as purple fire gathers around my upper left hand

And grab onto reality, the air bending around my fingers as I rip it downwards, a great yawning maw of colors, shapes and out of place objects and images screaming into reality as Iris' turns paler than usual as her red eyes go as wide as dinner plates.

I grin widely as a burning cold wind blows out of the hole between worlds

What do I do?
[] Cool huh?
[] try to explain it to her
[] try to take her through with me
[] Try and freak her out as a joke
[] Just gush about how pretty it is
[] try to close it up and go about our day 1d20+pot
[] start throwing stuff into it while Iris tries to figure out what I just did
[] write in

>>1365884
Honestly. This is pretty tame, minus the anvils. There is a certain Skullgirls character that is definitely inspiring me...

>>1365894
>[] Cool huh?
>[] try to explain it to her
>[] Just gush about how pretty it is
>[] start throwing stuff into it while Iris tries to figure out what I just did

>Murphy give us your shoes!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1365894
>[] Just gush about how pretty it is
>[] try to close it up and go about our day 1d20+pot
We don't know how much chaos will affect her.

Rolled 7 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>1365894
>[] Cool huh?
>[] try to close it up and go about our day 1d20+pot
>[] start throwing stuff into it while Iris tries to figure out what I just did
>[] try to explain it to her

>>1365894
>[] Cool huh?
>[] start throwing stuff into it while Iris tries to figure out what I just did

>>1365894
>] Cool huh?
>[] Just gush about how pretty it is
>[] start throwing stuff into it while Iris
tries to figure out what I just did
>contemplate shoving Murphy in for ruining the mood

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1365894
>[] Cool huh?
>[] try to explain it to her
>[] Just gush about how pretty it is
>[] try to close it up and go about our day 1d20+pot
>[] start throwing stuff into it while Iris tries to figure out what I just did

We probably going to need to make a locket or something to keep her safe from hell or chaos.

>>1365908
Really? I don't plan to spend the day with Iris in chaos realm just yet.

>>1365908
I imagine we're about to hit one of the Generals of Chaos in the head with a shoe before we close the portal. And good idea with the locket, I don't remember if Chaos has a corrupting influence on "regular" people, but better safe than sorry.

>>1365908
Aaaaaaaand reroll. We don't want things getting out right now...

Is that you triple 1 anon?

>>1365908
Starting off strong
>>1365916
Think of it as a date, when was the last time Mali and Iris spent a thread alone together anyways

>>1365922
We have 20 potential anon, we are (mostly) beyond magical failure now! Something weird/bad will probably happen, but we'll do what we need to do regardless (in this case close the portal).

>>1365922
I don't remember rolling triple 1's, the most I think I've gotten were two.

>>1365921
I hope it's the fool, or whatever it's name is. We could use someone to study under for pranks. Assuming that's what it does. Or maybe that three eyed bird, he probably has ticktocks notes.

>>1365935
I was just meaning yesterday's thread. Some anon rolled 3 seperate 1s on d20s...

>>1365935
>Or maybe that three eyed bird, he probably has ticktocks notes.

If I remember correctly he went off to do his own thing after his level up. Still, he might be a useful contact in the future, we should track him down some time.

I stand in front of the rip in the world as Iris stares at it, mouth agape as she struggles to keep her shape shifting magic on from sheer shock and surprise! Crossing my upper arms and putting my lower hands on my hip, I pose a little with a smug smile as Iris blinks, takes off her glasses and cleans them and puts them back on and tries to say something as she takes a step back to try get a better look at what I just did.

"Pretty cool huh?" I say, swaying back and forth as I feel the warm slimy feeling of chaos magic roll down my back like a giant dog's tongue

"Mali" She says, taking a deep breath and clapping her hands together as she looks at where the tear in the world "Starts" "What is that, what did you do"

"Oh I just opened a door to another world, a different one from hell or this one with my new magic, I don't really understand how this works, but it lets us go to new world, the place I wanted to show off" I say quickly, nearly biting my own seemingly endless tongue as I turn to it and glance back at her "The realms of chaos! or whatever, pretty neat place from what I've seen"

Murphy looks at us weirdly, probably not seeing what's going on as Iris bites her lip and tilts her head and bat like ears as she tries to figure out what this thing is.

"So...you ripped a hole in reality to another world" She says slowly as I make and toss a small pie into the hole, watching it swirl around before it vanishes away, oh that was pretty neat "with our new magic which is the same type as the rest"

"Yep, its chaos magic" I say, causally tossing a few shirts wrapped up with hard candy inside them that I just made from nothing "Kind of hard for me to explain, but...its an entirely different type of magic"

"I figured as much" She says, adjusting her glasses as I begin to build up a wedding cake for some lucky soul in there, making it by "hand", tracing designs and swirls into the frosting as Iris steps closer to me and the gate"That would explain why the magic felt different and was so hard for me to figure out to use, its an entirely different sort, but unlike you I'm not a being of magic so I can't use it as easily as you could or at least learn how to with such ease, and you tore a hole to the plane or reality connected to this magic correct?"

"Yep, as far as I can tell that's what that is" I say, pressing my back against the cake to force it into the hole in the world, watching it shrink and stretch out, turning the entire thing white before it vanishes inside of it "But isn't it just gorgeous? I mean look at all the colors, ever changing and swirling around, its just so beautiful! isn't it?"

"Well it does remind me of you" Iris says happily "So yes it is, and could you stop throwing stuff inside of it! you might piss something off!

"Oh please, nothing can get mad at free cake" I say as I barely see a big hand covered in almost needle like fur reach out of the nothingness towards me.

cont

>>1365974
grab the edge of the tear, and try to close it up. But before I can there's a flash of light and a rolling,howling laugh

Roll 1d20+resilience

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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1365977

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1365977
And 1's are still worth a reroll, good to know.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1365977
>a rolling,howling laugh
Whatever it is, Murphy would be lucky if he survives.

>>1365952
It could be the bird headed guy too. I just know some bird was hooting and just assumed it was three eyes.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1365977

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1365977

>>1366002
Oh yeah, that butler guy! I remember now. Wait, if we're Tick Tocks heir, does all of his shit belong to us now?

>>1366011
It should, but I don't think we get his land unless we enlist in team Queenie. Or we need to buy it.

>>1366023
Ah well, his stuff was weird and needlessly complicated anyway.

>>1366028
I mean we can take his stuff, just not his land. Not like we were planning to clone magical girls anyways.

>>1366039
>Not like we were planning to clone magical girls anyways.

...We really need to loot as much of Tick Tocks junk as we can and give it all to Iris so she can set up a lab. Think of all the weird crap she could make with Tick Tocks magi-tech!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlfWX8uIyPA

-

I nearly get blasted off my feet, holding my wings and arms in front of myself as Iris takes off to the sky, lifted up by the blast of pure magical energy. Murphy curses and goes flying back, screaming fuck as he hits on of the nearby towers enough to crack the icing wall, which quickly starts to repair itself.

There's a pulsing flash of light that keeps me blinded for about a second or maybe two. And then it slowly fades away, and I see the rife in reality I made is much smaller.

And there's a man standing up on my castle in front of me, wearing a very colorful suit of greens, oranges and purples. But...he isn't human or even a normal monster.

His face is handsome, except for his hawk like eyes and the fact the lower half of it is a wolf's stitched to his drooling purple shit from his mismatched and misplaced teeth. His hair is long and golden and covered by a top hat that is split in such a way to look like a jester's hat, with bells nailed to each tip. He has a cloak that looks a bit like a massive set of wings growing from his back, feathers blowing off of it and vanishing and he glances around

Both his hands are covered with thick needle like fur, and end in claws ripping out of his pristine white gloves. His golden undershirt glows as he steps forward, one leg looking like a dog or a wolf's the other appearing like a falcon's talons.

"Ahhhhhhhhh" He sighs, closing his mismatched eyes as he looks to the sky "its been so long since I've been in the human world, I thought queenie was keeping the portals closes until she could make her big speech....my my you are a rebel eh? strange one? Ahhhh so much time has past, the air is so much more....CHAOTIC!"

He howls with laughter, throwing his head back as a cane bladed along the edge appears in his hand as he falls forward, still howling and cackling as he grabs his face with one hand.

"Aaaah this is the greatest high, this world....I can taste it, I can TASTE IT! Its so much more interesting now! I can feel all the people living in their great expansive cities like before but...but there's more stuff here? Has the world gotten bigger or just wilder! LAH HAAAA! THIS IS FANTASTIC, It seems the humans finally took a note from our page huh sister?"

He turns to me as I stare at him, not sure what to do

"Oh so many different kinds of humans! maybe now this won't be such a boring affair, oh the chaos I can cause in this..FRESH WORLD!" He throws his arms back and howls and a bunch of purple furred wolf like creatures run out of the howl, giggling and twithing with great black spurs of bones sticking out of them and over grown mismatched fangs

and jester hats on their heads

A word runs through my head
No a name

Foolish wolves

they cackle and dance around the strange man as he does a weird little jig.

"YES YES, I AM BACK AMONG MEN!" He says pointing his cane to the sky, paying no attention to murphy or iris in the air "And its all thanks to
cont

>>1366053
"Yoooooooooooouuuu" He howls, pointing his cane at me "Oh such a rebel, opening a door and wandering around in the human's world when the queen was just about to make her speech OOooooooh I LiiIIiIiIIiiiIIike yoooooou"


I blink of few times as he dances and swaggers up to me, his pack of foolish wolves following right behind him as he throws an arm over my shoulder and grins wolfishly

"Hey" he says looking me up and down "Colorful Onee chan, want to WreeeEEck some Havoc together, there won't be Annnny magical girls to stop us right now, we have FrEeeeEEEeEEee"

He spins away from me and poses, tipping his hat as his wolves bow with him

"REIGN TO DESTROY, TERROIZE, AND JUST HAVE SOME FUN BEFORE THOSE ORDERLY STICKS IN THE MUD COME AROUND, OH maybe we could even get one of the corrupted ones to come with us!, YES YES, ITS A DATE THEN!?" He asks, turning back to me "Come on, we can be the first two chaos creatures on the StaaaaaAAAaAAAAage"

What do I do
[] Refuse
[] try to stop him
[] Apologize and say I have my own...er secret plan
[] Onee chan? do you watch those anime's that Maria watches or something
[] Sure, why not sounds fun
[] try to steer him away from....doing anything bad 1d20+guile
[] Yell at him for appearing so suddenly and scaring me and Iris
[] Pretend to be a forward scout, and I need his help gathering information...er no destruction please
[] No, not a date, I'm already taken
[] write in

>>1366097
>[] No, not a date, I'm already taken
>[] Onee chan? do you watch those anime's that Maria watches or something

>>1366097
>[] Refuse
>[] try to stop him
>[] Onee chan? do you watch those anime's that Maria watches or something
>[] Yell at him for appearing so suddenly and scaring me and Iris
>[] No, not a date, I'm already taken

Dammit, I was hoping for a quiet thread.

>>1366097
>[] "Tick Tock"
>[] No, not a date, I'm already taken
>[] try to stop him
>[] I was already on the outside

>>1366097
>[] Refuse
>[] Onee chan? do you watch those anime's that Maria watches or something
>[] Yell at him for appearing so suddenly and scaring me and Iris
>[] No, not a date, I'm already taken

>>1366097
>[] try to stop him
>[] Onee chan? do you watch those anime's that Maria watches or something
>[] Yell at him for appearing so suddenly and scaring me and Iris
>[] No, not a date, I'm already taken
>paint them with alchemical dust
>activate the defense systems.

It's not time yet guys, get back in your fucking hole!

>>1366109
>[] Chance eyes to clocks

"NO!" I Say shaking my head and all four of my hands as he frowns and slumps over, sobbing and braying like some half starved would as his cloak shakes in the wind and his eyes fill with tears "Not a date, I'm already taken"

"Well I didn't mean it like that colorful Onee chan" He says giggling as he step towards me "And do you really not want to take a big juicy BITE out of this oppurtunity that presents itself to us right NOW"

He holds his hands out, smiling smugly as I shake my head head

"Onee chan? what do you watch those anime's that Maria watches or something?" I ask, frowning as he tilts his head and I tock mine to the other side, smiling smugly

"Sorry I am trying to integrate the human's culture with my own" He huffs turning away from me "but come on, me, you, the wolves, corrupted girls, imagine what we can do together, it would be so beaaaaautiful!"

"YEAH MAYBE, BUT YOU SCARED ME AND IRIS FOR NO GOOD REASON, APPEARING SUDDENLY LIKE THAT, APOLOGIZE OR SOMETHING" I Scream at him, glaring at him as he looks at me eyes, pouts shrugs and turns away

"Fiiiine, sheesh I'll do it solo then, no reason to be so SNAPPY" He says, snapping his wolf like jaws as he walks away "I'll be sure to let the queen Know only I, scouted ahead, ain't that right lads"

"Yep yep yep" the wolves laugh, giggling as they fall under him

"Well we have some stuff to burn" He giggles as I reach out and grab his shoulder "Eh?"

"No you don't" I say sternly as he glares at me and growls, one of his hands glowing with a strange purple light that falls into his claws and makes them shine

"If" He says lowering his head as a mad smile spreads across his face "YOU DON'T WANT THE GLORY, THEN GET OUT OF MY WAY"

He swings, magical light burning off his claws in the shape of great sickles

I move to use my own magic.

But before I can he's hit behind by a blur of black, as Iris dives into him, pushing him to the ground and flipping off of him and into me. I stumble back as he lays on the ground, his wolves laughing at him madly, barely able to stand as he slowly looks up.

"You"
"CAN
"SEE"
"ME"

He screams, the ground shaking as he pulls his head back and howls! The wind picks up, spinning around as green light flows around him like a twister
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kahGt0ptpHM
-

"FINE THEN, FIGHT ME IF YA WANNA!" He cackles, his eyes glowing a sinister green

What do I do?
[] BUT I REFUSE
[] Tell Iris to leave this to me
[] Summon my spear, and stab him with it 1d100
[]cut him with my tongue 1d100
[] Try and move through the wind 1d20+agiity+ flexible bones
[] Make a line of spears to fire at him 1d100
[] Make chains to hold him down with 1d20+pot
[] Turn the ground he's standing on into sugary water 1d20+pot
[] write in

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1366209
>[] Make chains to hold him down with 1d20+pot

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1366209
>[] write in
Turn him into a dessert for Iris 1d20+pot

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1366209
>[] Make chains to hold him down with 1d20+pot

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>>1366232
That's what I get for being greedy

>>1366232
Why must you kill my vengeance?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1366209
>[] Make chains to hold him down with 1d20+pot

>>1366243
At least we have favor

>>1366263
Yeah, we do. Anyone want to reroll to get the 20? I doubt this guy will last for the entire thread, and we probably won't have anymore fights tonight.

>>1366265
I don't think we re-roll the entire set, just the 1
hopefully

>>1366270
Yeah, that's what I meant.

>>1366265
Sure, let's get this out of the way.

Re roll?
[] yeah 1 1d20
[] Or nah, this guy is easy

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1366282
>[] yeah 1 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1366282
>[] yeah 1 1d20

I snap my fingers as the winds start to pick up around as, the wail turning to a piercing shriek as the chaos monster holds his can out like its a sword, which it actually kind of is, wind wrapping visibly around it as he rushes me.

Golden lights fly from my hands into the ground, snaking towards him as formulas, measurements and designs form out of them and before he can take a second step, heavy steel chains fly out from the frosting and wrap around him. He stops, his hand still firmly grasped in his hand as the winds still whip around him and lift him into the air as he struggles to free himself.

He howls with laughter and grins as Iris pushes her glasses up, holding one of her knives in her other hand

"Ah, strong magic, but I can break out of this...I think, RIP THEM APART FOOLS" He giggles "NOT LETTING THEM STOP MY FUN TODAY!"

And the four foolish wolves turn to us, laughing as they bound and rush towards us.

What do I do?
[] dodge 1d20+agility
[] Cut them down with iris 2d100
[] Slam my spear into them 1d100
[] Choke one with my tongue, and slam it into a different one 1d100
[] Make a firing line 1d100
[] Break the roof of my castle so they fall into it
[] Use my magic someway 1d20+pot
[]Throw my spear at the big chaos monster 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1366295
>[] Use my magic someway 1d20+pot
Make a snack

Rolled 7, 40 = 47 (2d100)

>>1366295
>[] Cut them down with iris 2d100

Rolled 64, 95 = 159 (2d100)

>>1366295
>[] Cut them down with iris 2d100
Might as well risk it.

Rolled 70, 66 = 136 (2d100)

>>1366295
>[] Cut them down with iris 2d100

Alright, I'll break the tie

I snap my fingers as the laughing wolves run towards us, twitching and falling into odd motions and paths, not looking like they should be able to run with how their legs are moving as their master struggles against the chains, laughing.

One of them rolls, tripping and falling into the icing floor as my spear appears in my hand in a puff of pink smoke. It rolls one more time, then leaps at me, slobbering mouth opened wide.

I pull my spear back, grabbing the wolf with my upper hands, holding its mouth open, its teeth digging into my hands. My black blood drips down my wrists mixed with its purple drool. But before it can push me down, I stab it through the gut, and it begins to shake, the magic in my spear cooking it. As it thrashes on the end of my spear, nearly violently enough to make me drop it, Iris holds her hands out like clock hands

Golden light surrounds them as she chants something under her breath, and slowly moves her hands together, raising her wings up as two of the wolves run towards her as mine continues laughing in pain as it eyes turn into pits of thick frosting and just keeps squirming and trying to bite me.

"BAT MEAT, BAT MEAT" The holler and giggle as her hands meat, and a wave of pale gold light and sparkles flow off of her as she sighs

"Die with haste" She says dully, suddenly turning to a blur, that runs past the hounds, ones throat getting torn so violently its head is taken off, a stream of purple smoke connecting it to its still body, and the other gets slammed into the ground with enough force to snap its neck, leaving it to slowly fade away into the same smoke

"Ehhhh?' the one on the end of my spear gasps, bleeding grape jelly "Why am I cookie now, ehehehe, grape jam, can I have some ahahahHAHAHhooooohoaaaah"

I grimace, and slam him down into the ground, turning him to crumbs as a cookie shaped like that orb tick tock became rolls out of him and stops


The remaining wolf whimpers and turns tail towards the portal, and ends up losing a part of its tail as the blur that is iris chases it down. But it manages to leap inside with a whining yelp


"Well, Foolish wolves are the bottom of our food chain, I was going to be disapointed if you could wipe the floor with them, now lets play a little!" the man yells as the chains around him begin to vibrate and shake

roll 1d20+ agility or Finesse

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1366399

>>1366399
Shit, meant to put resilience there, not finesse

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1366399
Let's go with agility.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1366399

>>1366420
God dammit. Sorry, reroll please.

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>>1366420
Hypocrite!!!
Just kidding dude, I luv ya

>>1366420
Reroll again.

Re roll
[] Yes 1 1d20
[] Why? we're a demon, we can stand a few shards of metal

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1366436
>[] Yes 1 1d20

Sorry about that

>>1366431
You and I both know my luck is bipolar as shit.

Thanks though

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1366436
>[] Yes 1 1d20

>>1366436
>[] Why? we're a demon, we can stand a few shards of metal
You do make a convincing point

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>>1366448

>>1366448
At least this doesn't count. What the hell is with the dice today?

>>1366462
We should have just rerolled that first 1. Oh well, though it's odd how those wolves are coming though, even though the hole was meant for one.

17+6= 23= success
-

I gasp and toss myself to the ground, feeling the impact run through my body as Iris, runs out of the way, finally stopping and looking exhausted from whatever kind of magic she used to move that quickly.

Shards of metal fall from the sky, as the chains wrapping the monster up shatter and get launched by his magic like so many oversized and very sharp bullets. I cover my head and slowly stand up as they fall where I was a second ago, but don't break through the roof of my candy castle.

Sugary dust fills the air in a white cloud as the chaos monster dust himself off, before he breaks down laughing, smacking his forehead as he looks down at me with a grind.

"I forgot, I didn't ask your name, well you may call me Judas the laughing wolfhawk" He says bowing and giggling "Now, now"

He flips his cane around and looks between me and Iris

"Who do I focus on first?" He asks, tilting his head to the side

What do I do
[] introduce myself
[] Try to intimidate (how)
[] Distract him so Iris can figure out a plan 1d20+guile
[] Attack him with my magic 1d20+pot
[] Pause time, and get in his face 1d20+pot
[] toss my spear at him 1d100
[] try to pull him down by wrapping my tongue round on of his legs 1d100
[] Try and attack him with pillars of crystals 1d100
[] Attempt to use air of submission on him 1d20+pot
[] Go dragon mode
[] Go Chaos/Cheshire mode
[] write in


>>1366462
>>1366481

Absholute Chaosh

>>1366481
Yeah, I'm really regretting that right now. All we can do now is kill this guy quick and give whatever's left to Iris, and then go on our date or picnic or movie night, or some combination of the three.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1366495
>[] Pause time, and get in his face 1d20+pot
>[] Go Chaos/Cheshire mode

I swear I've seen this combination of options before... Alright, my gut says to go crazy, let's go crazy!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1366495
>[] Attempt to use air of submission on him 1d20+pot
Best time for a 20

>>1366495

[] Go Chaos/Cheshire mode
[] introduce myself

>>1366495
>[] introduce myself
>[] Try to intimidate (how)
>I'm Mali, the successor of Tick Tock, Angel Rider, Mother of the Fallen and a dragon
>[] Go dragon mode

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1366495
>[] introduce myself
>[] Distract him so Iris can figure out a plan 1d20+guile
>[] Go Chaos/Cheshire mode

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>>1366513

True incarnation of chaos, activate both modes simultaneously.

>>1366501
We should probably eat one too, and or yank out an outfit for our self if those other wolves have anything.
>>1366513
changing to
>[] Attempt to use air of submission on him 1d20+pot

>>1366495
>[] introduce myself
>[] Go Chaos/Cheshire mode
i wonder how anime cheshire mali must look

>>1366531
you want to go crazy and have 3 heada with diffent personalitys? thats asking for trouble

>>1366495
How rude of me, I am the Angel Rider, Mother of the Fallen, Familiar and Lover of Iris Miller daughter of Layla Miller

>>1366540
Speaking of which, I can't wait to see how they show some shadowed over demon accepting ticktocks offer and if they will show Mali after she takes it for the first episode instead of the musical intro.

>>1366557
I hope they do it sort of like the first opening of Part 4: Have a lot of crazy, sort of scary sort of easygoing imagery with the main characters fighting but looking like they're having fun, and just show Mali's outline flashing by for a few moments followed by even more flashy shit to make you forget about her. Or something like that.

"Oh right, How rude of me I forgot to introduce myself" I say, smacking myself upside my head as Iris glares up at Judas

"Maybe now is not the best time for that" She says calmly, panting lightly as she leans against a pillar made of gummy candy "Sweetie just....use your magic!"

"I'm mali, Angel rider, mother of the fallen" I swaying in spot as Judas turns to me and without a word stabs his cane towards me, but I snake out of the way of its blast "Familiar and love of the Beautiful girl standing over there, Iris miller the daughter of Layla miller"

"Hmm, some titles, you think YooOur royalty!?" He laughs as he begins to stab rapidly at me, and Iris grips the candy she's leaning against, looking terribly scared for me "WELL, LETS TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE, WIND RIPPAH!"

I tick my head and tock it back, and then tick it again as I watch the balls of air flying towards me. I hold my four hands out like a puppet, humming to myself, as I move them like clock hands as I tick and tock my head rougher, feeling the bones in my neck cracking and snapping as....everything begins to change and feel a bit

funny!

roll 1d20+will

Man. I dissapear for a bit and yall roll the pits...you guys have been busy.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1366588

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1366588
>>1366591

The power of anime compels you!

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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1366588
>>1366591

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>>1366596
>>1366591
TIME TO GET
FUCKIN CRAZY!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1366588


>>1366591
>>1366596
Weeeeeelp

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>>1366596
>>1366591
>>1366590
What irony

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1366588

>>1366602
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Sing with me universe, for we are thy master!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI9Sa8LpZ3g&list=RDNI9Sa8LpZ3g

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>>1366591
>>1366596

>>1366602
We've been doing well with will, think we could get a small raise from doing so often?

>>1366630
Hmm sure, +1 will

>>1366633
Yay! Will Iris get anything too?

>>1366633
Awesome!

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>>1366633

>>1366635
A girlfriend who has a wicked sense of humour in the bedroom.

>>1366635
Well, she did get an increase to her stats due to her general studying and such last session

anyways writing

Also, ifthis guys lives
he'll be the first boss of UMGRQ probably
maybe

>>1366647
>ifthis guys lives

HA! Good one HM! Anime has demanded his death, and we shall deliver it with comedy and probably JoJo!

>>1366647
Well, there's not much stopping him from becoming a ghost, maybe see how the new magical deals with that for a boss?

>>1366647
Well that depends. He is going to have to run from anons.

wonder how magical girls would react to mali

>>1366678
sexually confused

>>1366678
Existential crisis about this Chaos monster not being a terrible person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13NsI3EWtGg
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Everything gets all ehehehe colorful, and I can see all the little sparks and motes of magic surrounding the wind as Judas arms stretch out, his claws stretching as wind wraps around his fingers like a whole bunch of threads, turning as sharp as knives as a blast of air slams into my head, bending it backwards as my rubber bones bend and twist around as I begin to laugh and giggle as I get pushed up into the air. My tongue rolls out as my skins color turns striped, purple, red and light orange as I flip through the air, unfurling my wings as I slam into one of the candy towers and fly through it.

Judas flies after me, my catch on the wall as I break through it, taking a bite out of it...Wait did they grow a bit? they feel a little less stumpy now. I giggle as I flip around, chewing up a candy stone as he flies past me.

I Wave at him, my nails sharped to a point now as I hang onto the side of the tower.

He roars, and kicks me, but I leap off and get carried on his wind, flipping around as he chases me with his cane sword thing. I laugh louder as streams of magic burn around him, and my hair whips around.

Oh another tower. I grab onto the tip, using the momentum to spin around as he tries to stab me, growling as he just misses me

I grin, biting my tongue as I suck most of it back in. And come back around, slamming my leg into the side of his head, deforming it as he twists around and launches downwards, like a spiked ball.

There's a crash and a splash as he falls into my bath!

"WAAaaaaaaaaahoooooo!" I cry, spreading my wings again as I kick my foot into the side of the tower's roof "that was fun!"

What do I do
[] Look down and see what he's doing, laugh at him
[] call him a pervert
[] run back to iris
[] DIVEBOMB, FINISHED BY A WAVE OF BURNING WHIPPED CREAM 1d100+CM
[] Throw a bunch of Starts made of hardened sugar at him 1d20+pot+cM
[]Rip the tower's head off and slam it into him 1d20+strength+CM
[] Hug my spear, and jump down at him 1d100
[]Create some chains, some cannon, and turn the insides into boiling oil 1d20+pot+CM
[] writein

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>1366693
>[] call him a pervert
>[] Hug my spear, and jump down at him 1d100

>>1366686
>>1366690

Some beautiful and hilarious combination of these two. Now I want to see an asshole angel "fall" to Order... Guys, what if the Order cunts get an ArchAngel of Chastity to join them? One of our daughter will be our adorable opposite! And Galina can get a free boost of Order Magic to her locket whenever she needs it.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1366693
>[] call him a pervert
>[] run back to iris
>[]Create some chains, some cannon, and turn the insides into boiling oil 1d20+pot+CM

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>1366693
[] Look down and see what he's doing, laugh at him
[] call him a pervert
[] run back to iris
[] DIVEBOMB, FINISHED BY A WAVE OF BURNING WHIPPED CREAM 1d100+CM

Of course!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1366693
>[] Throw a bunch of Starts made of hardened sugar at him 1d20+pot+cM

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1366693
>[] Look down and see what he's doing, laugh at him
>[] call him a pervert
>[] Throw a bunch of Starts made of hardened sugar at him 1d20+pot+cM

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1366693
>[] call him a pervert
>[] Throw a bunch of Starts made of hardened sugar at him 1d20+pot+cM

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1366693
[] DIVEBOMB, FINISHED BY A WAVE OF BURNING WHIPPED CREAM 1d100+CM
[] Look down and see what he's doing, laugh at him
[] call him a pervert

>>1366703
I guess I could see that in some gaming city like Vegas or Macao. Lot's of sin with a strong emphasis on order would make an angel appear.

I laugh and point down the hole with my lower hands as I hang onto the sugary spine, grinning ear to ear far wider than I should be able to as my blood red hair hangs over my hair and my skin turns, blue, turquoise and dull yellow.

"GraahahahahahAHHAHAHHAHAHA" I laugh loudly as water starts to rise up from the hole carried by the wind in great big globs "Pervert!"

A second later, a massive of steaming water rises up with Judas inside of it, screaming a gurgling rage filled scream as he flies up higher into the air.

I run my hands along the side of the tower, coating it in pink clouds and light red light as the water snake rises above me.

Stars of sugar fly from the tower, slicing through it and judas, staining the water red and purple. THEN, he throws that big ol watery snake at me ehehehehe

Roll 1d20+agility or resilience OR pot + CM

Rolled 17 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>1366821
Potential, boss man.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1366821
pot of course

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1366821
potential

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1366821
I'm going to be that guy and say resilience. Also roll a 1.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1366821
pot

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1366821
Make his snake into a cookie and take a bite out of it! (Pot, in case that wasn't obvious)

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1366821

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1366821

>>1366854
wow good thing both me and my roll are late to the thread

I let go of the spire, holding all four of my hands out as white mist covers my arms down to the wrists as I start laughing. Fun fun fun fun! this is fun! Now come on snakey, lets dance a little, the steaming water slams into me, pushing me back through one of the windows of the tower and bouncing me off a wall or two as it chases after me, biting down on me even though it doesn't have any teeth!

Spinning my hands around, the water turns to a thick fog of steam as I flap my wings and start flying through it, burning my way through it and cutting past where it used to be like paper! Judas stops, hovering in the air as He gets ready to poke me with his silly little cane

What do I do?
[] Fast forward time, Smack him with the end of of my spear 1d100+cm
[] Stop time, get behind him, put my spear around his neck, slam him into the wall 1d100+cm
[] Rewind myself right before he stabs me, then counterattach 1d20+Pot+cm
[]Just collapse the tower on him 1d20+pot+Cm
[] Grab his cane, and headbutt him 1d20+resilience +cm
[] dodge and tackle him out the window 1d20+agility +cm
[]Laugh and ask if he still wants to play
[] Ask if the offer for havoc still stands
[] write in

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>1366917
>[] Fast forward time, Smack him with the end of of my spear 1d100+cm

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>1366917
>[]Laugh and ask if he still wants to play
>[] Stop time, get behind him, put my spear around his neck, slam him into the wall 1d100+cm

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>1366917
>[] Fast forward time, Smack him with the end of of my spear 1d100+cm

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1366917
>[] dodge and tackle him out the window 1d20+agility +cm
>[]Laugh and ask if he still wants to play

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1366917
>[] Rewind myself right before he stabs me, then counterattach 1d20+Pot+cm
>[]Laugh and ask if he still wants to play

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>[] Fast forward time, Smack him with the end of of my spear 1d100+cm
>[] Ask if the offer for havoc still stands

This guy is quite the pain to kill. I'd be really bad if any newbie girl ran into him alone.

>>1366934
>>1366854
..........really Dice?
2 nat 1's in a row

Re roll or
[] YEah 1 1d20
[] Nah nah, its fine, just a stab wound, Mali's suffered ....through a lot worse than a stab wound

>>1366934
Third time's the charm, anon.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1366943
>[] YEah 1 1d20

I want this guy dead soonish, best to keep up our momentum.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1366943

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1366944
I swear I'm not the triple 1 guy from yesterday

>>1366947
And now you get an unspecified bonus along with you d100 attack

huh

>>1366947
I'm on fire for once! Hell yes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrW6JpeRc8Q&list=RDMrW6JpeRc8Q

>>1366943
>[] Nah nah, its fine, just a stab wound, Mali's suffered ....through a lot worse than a stab wound

I want to save the last reroll in the off chance we need it when we finally get our break. But, that ain't happening now.

>>1366949
I believe you.

>>1366960
If only drawanon was around, right?

"Oh still want to play?" I ask, as I start to see time again, all these wasted seconds and minutes flying past my eyes as ticking fills my head and I hum with it, what a lovely lovely tune!

"Of course" He laughs as I rush towards him, giggling as he stabs at me, and I feel cold steel pierce my neck, its kind of tickly and tingly! who would've thought.I tock my head, and cough gold dust as I step back in time a bit.

He shakes his head, looking confused as I grin widely and lick the magic time dust off my lips, cackling as I go through the same movements as before.

Wait didn't this get me stabbed last time? that doesn't seem very fuuun. SO I speed time up a but, twirling around out of the way as he stabs the same way as before. I swing my spear around and slam its haft into his face, slamming his wolfy jaw with a loud crack.

A fang flies out as he spins out the window, flying towards the sky. Then the world turns grey and his howling scream drags on as the big beautiful bat that loves my blood like I love candy and sweets...uh IRIS! climbs off the side of the tower, her skin gaining some color to it as she turns from being as white as sugar to her usual bloodless but still cute paleness! hehe, why was she in my tower? Did I build her into it? I can't seem to remember

I laugh, flying up to the hole my bum and ass made as she flaps her wings, flying over to the frozen Judas as he's all bent and crumpled like a bad pretzel.

She hums a wordless tune, but I still bob my head to it as she starts using smithing magic, breathing out black smoke and forming it into a bunch of black spears oh so calmly.

She snaps her fingers, and time resumes, and she falls back, looking all tuckered out.

Judas cries out as he gets pinned to the castle's roof, struggling to free himself.

What do I do?
[] catch iris 1d20+agility+ cm
[] Laugh at him, and joke around
[] Throw a pie to add insult to injury
[] Toss my spear at him 1d100
[] Slam into her, and through the roof 1d20+resilience+cm
[] Catch Iris with my magic
[] Be her something soft to land in!
[]HEY, I was playing with him *pout*
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1367033
>[] catch iris 1d20+agility+ cm

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1367033
>[] Be her something soft to land in!
>[] Laugh at him, and joke around
>[] Throw a pie to add insult to injury
>[] catch iris 1d20+agility+ cm

>>1367033
>[] Laugh at him, and joke around
>[] Throw a pie to add insult to injury
>[] Catch Iris with my magic
>[] Make a pie for ourselves.
Pie magic for the catch. And hell, a pie for us as well!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1367033
>[] Throw a pie to add insult to injury
>[] catch iris 1d20+agility+ cm
>[] Be her something soft to land in!
>[] Make a pie for ourselves.

Another 5 probably.

Sure you don't want to use magic as a backup for our girl? These rolls inspire no confidence.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1367033
Whatever wins, I agree with

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1367033
>[] Be her something soft to land in!
>[] Laugh at him, and joke around
>[] Throw a pie to add insult to injury
>[] catch iris 1d20+agility+ cm
Dice plz

>>1367062
>[] Catch Iris with my magic
Adding since, wow these rolls so far.

>>1367013
Don't really know drawanon well, but yes.

>>1367049
I'll add these to my vote

>[] Catch Iris with my magic
>[] Make a pie for ourselves.

Either someone gets a good roll and we look cool in front of Iris, or we get to spend time cleaning pie off of each other!

>>1367082
Guess we'll have to find our girls to make it a family affair later.

12 is probably going to be enough...

>>1367090
I think a 19 should be enough with our Chaos boost. We're still gonna land in a pie though. And we're still gonna throw pies at our daughters for family bath time.

>>1367100
18, mate. Then the Cheshire bonus.

Just imagine the fun. Summon 100 pies. Roll 5 6d100s to see who 'wins'.

>>1367118
But it's 13+6, which is 19

>>1367075

>>1367129
So it is. I misread it as 12.

But Iris could go splat! Throwing myself out of the the tower, suddenly not feeling very giggling anymore as my head clears up just a little bit, I dive towards the ground as she plummets, to tired to roll around and glide or flap her wings. So I'll just have to be the soft thing for her to land in. Folding my wings and arms up so I can get to the ground a little faster than her.

"Huh" She says dully as I fly past her "Knew I could count on you darling"

She closes her eyes and smiles as I breath out some cooking magic, just in case my bendy bones aren't enough to take the impact. The massive cloud fills out and puffs out, turning into a massive cream pie as I wrap my arms and wings around Iris and grin and

Uh oh...getting hard to..eheheHHAHahahahaha

Cream washes over me in a slightly warm, white sugar tied. I hit the bottom, but wasn't falling fast enough to get hurt, just messy!

"Was the pie really necessary?" Iris asks, taking her glasses of and peeking out at me like a pie golem, so I lick her face and giggle "haaa"

"Yes, pie is always necessary" I say happily, eating a slice I made just now "Want some"

She looks down at the other pie in my other upper hand, and just slowly shakes her head.

"Maybe later" She says, pushing my cream covered hand back as I see Judas flying towards us all ripped up like a dog toy!

Hmm, he seems pretty torn up, maybe he wants so insults with that injury?

Roll 1d100

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>1367182
The power of pie compels you!

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>1367182
Worth it for the gag.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>1367182

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>1367182

>>1367190
Also. We totally should make Iris do a "You wouldn't pie a princess wearing glasses", later.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>1367182

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>1367182

>>1367201
Thank god

I think he does. I toss the pie at him, and it flies at him almost painfully slow as he spins towards us, his face distorted and making him look more like a bunch of rough lines drawn together than anything else. Feather's fly around him in a great circle, spinning and twirling around like a drill, green magic wrapped around him as he shoots towards us.

Then the pie hits him in the face, and he stops, and grabs his face, freezing up before he starts to laugh again, hanging his head back and laughing loudly.

What do I do?
[] Laugh with him
[] throw my spear at him 1d100
[] Toss alchemical dust on the pie and BOOM 1d20+pot
[] Bind his legs with crystals, then create a firing line 1d100
[] Let Iris do a thing 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1367260
>[] Laugh with him
>[] Toss alchemical dust on the pie and BOOM 1d20+pot

>>1367260
>[] Laugh with him
This is just funny. Let it be funny.

No need to kill him. Unless he forces the issue.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1367260
>[] Laugh with him
>>[] Toss alchemical dust on the pie and BOOM 1d20+pot

>>1367269
Redemption! Good job anon!

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1367260
>[] Laugh with him
>[] Toss alchemical dust on the pie and BOOM 1d20+pot
Let's see what demon type we would be
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html

>>1367283
Is that what I get for shilling for some random internet quiz I just took?

>>1367273
Guess he's not getting away. Pity we probably could have ended it with just laughing at him. He could bugger off and be the first boss for some order magical girls.

>>1367292
He is a plague on the earth. He shouldn't get away

>>1367299
Naaah, if he stops bugging us, whatever. Who knows maybe he'll swear fealty? Unlikely I know.

>>1367283
Cool, I got Wrath. Who would have guessed?

>>1367308
Make him our first chaos daughteru

>>1367311
I was surprised that greed was a close second for me. Is it because I chose all of the frugal options except for charity, where I do it a little?

>>1367318
They don't have to always be daughterus...

Yeah I know what I said.

>>1367318
If he survives the Pie of Practical Solutions than he is worthy of adoption in my book. I wonder how Maya will react to having a little sister?

>>1367318
We have enough kids right now. we should focus on helping them acclimate before adding more
we will have a son one day......

>>1367337
Agreed. He can just be a crazy uncle that can help us prank. Or he will just do his own thing.

>>1367337
>we should focus on helping them acclimate

Fair enough, we can adopt a Chaos daughter another day.

>we will have a son one day......

So long as he looks good in a dress I'll be mostly happy.

>>1367337
Yes this. We currently need to help Alith regain her warrior spirit or something, get Maya to be able to survive corrupting mortals on her own and make her a weapon, and being sure Galina's delusions won't result in her accidentally harming others.

>>1367347
Well Knowing you lot the only way we will end up with a Son is if Mali or Iris gives Birth to one
With all these sisters you don't think they would spend their entire childhood as a dress up doll?

>>1367354
oh god the sheer amount of ss that poor kid would endure from all his older sisters who happen to not be blood related to him....

>>1367347
...I shake my head at you. Let an incubus just be an incubus man.

>>1367349
Not to mention get Lifa to adopt her sins and be active (ish)...and maybe let her get her revenge on Alith...

>>1367354
Yeah, that is a primary concern for me. Lets have a son via corruption. They can be just as fun.

Forget the daughters, Mali may just baby him the most. And this is considering Maya right now.

>>1367354
Hey, I can always get out voted. Or convinced theoretically. But Iris finally putting a baby in Mali would perfectly fine, and ridiculously cute.

>>1367382
...the switch lewdbin I have wanted for so long...

>>1367382
I'm pretty sure it would have to be the other way around. Lust demons are probably designed AGAINST getting pregnant

I start to laugh with him, leaning forward as my entire body begins to shake as I lay against Iris, and hug her, still laughing as she sighs, and tries to clean her glasses with her hands, which are covered in cream that's gone and seeped into the fur on her hands, wings and ears, and is sticking to her hair in big globs. I laugh even harder as he starts to cough and wheeze, holding his stomach as he howls with laughter, shaking his head as cream falls from it in slobbery balls as his eyes widen and go completely mad as me and him have a contest about who can laugh the most and the hardest.

He smacks his knee and I kick my legs, shaking and jolting Iris so she holds onto me, so she doesn't lose her glasses. He wheezes, struggling to breath as he slumps over, sucking in more air to laugh.

AND THAT'S WHEN I STRIKE, standing, holding Iris up as I throw out a handful of alchemical dust at him. The sparkling green dust blows on his cream covered face. It begins to bubble and burn, turning black before...
before

it explodes with all might bang, shaking the castle as he vanishes in a ball of smoke.

"Huh, more brutal than your usual methods, love" Iris observes, as she wiggles her ears, trying to clean them with her messy hands, and frowning "But I should be thankful it didn't include anymore cream"

"Why, it'd make you tastier" I say, licking her as she frowns

"Still not calmed down or are you just hungry and excited?"She asks dully "because I'd like a bath before anything else"

I giggle and open my mouth to say something as I hear a weak laugh from the ball of black smoke

"Ahhhh, who...who turns a pie into a bomb? You have weird magic ya know?" Judas groans, laying on his back, coughing up smoke and a few teeth and feathers.

I back away, hugging Iris tighter as she turns to the motionless hawk....wolf man thing

"Huh....yeah chaos monsters usually need a big finisher in the show don't they?" She says, biting her thumb with a sigh "What a bother"

"Aahhhhh" Judas cries out, howling and whimpering in pain as he sits back up, smoke covering his face "Aaahahahahahha"

And then he starts laughing again

What do I do
[]ask if he's finally done playing?
[] Kill him
[]let him go
[] toss him back into the chaos realms
[] just ignore him and go spend some quality time with my babies and iris
[] HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, I BLEW YOU UP AND...AND TOSSED YOU AROUND YOU JERK!
[] write in

>>1367386
Sorry

>>1367392
>[]ask if he's finally done playing?
Technically he's extended family I guess, that one weird uncle with waaaaay to many dogs.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1367392
>[] write in
Transformation magic 1d20 pot

>>1367397
Who is also part dog
and burd

>>1367392
>[] toss him back into the chaos realms
>Iris time, Iris time, Iris time

>>1367392
>[] toss him back into the chaos realms
friend get!

Wait....WAIT! whats Maria's reaction going to be when she learns Chaos monsters and by extension magical girls are a thing again?!

>>1367403
Considering mali's family includes people part snek and pony that parts not so odd.

>>1367392
[]ask if he's finally done playing?
[]let him go
[] just ignore him and go spend some quality time with my babies and iris

Time for a pie fight with the kids!

>>1367392
>[] HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, I BLEW YOU UP AND...AND TOSSED YOU AROUND YOU JERK!
>[]ask if he's finally done playing?
>[] toss him back into the chaos realms
>[] just ignore him and go spend some quality time with my babies and iris

>>1367396
So long as it happens someday, we'll all be happy HM.

>>1367392
>[]ask if he's finally done playing?
>[]let him go

Well, we could use someone to tell us what's going on in chaosland, or have a guard who could at least see chaos/order. Shame we can't really support any kids for now though.

>>1367424
>[] toss him back into the chaos realms

Wait, forgot that it's too soon to keep chaos anything around right now.

>>1367396
No worries. We have a list of things before that anyways

>Mali POV
>Alith breaking in Lifa
>Lifa's eventual revenge
>Switch time
>Mali plays 'What hand is doing what'
>Mali gets earth powers and makes Iris a dirty pet...before giving her a much more gentle bath...

I have many ideas...but I realise that they can just be ideas. I am content with that.

>>1367436
Don't forget Mali breastfeeding Iris lewd honey

>>1367447
Well thats just to be included in the Mali POV...some vanilla stuff...for Mali/Iris that is.

>>1367447
Sometimes after comments like that I wonder what people think when they see our thread moving about the front page of qst.

>>1367458
Well, HM has been around since the /tg/ days. They probably are used to it by now...

>>1367458
The probably want to know what crazy bullshit they've been missing.

>>1367470
yeah I guess, either that or no one notices cause there's barely anyone who browses the front page for quests anymore...

"Are you finally done playing?" I ask, walking over to him as I set Iris outside of the massive pie and simply step over it myself, ticking my head to the left as he just keeps laughing, his head shaking up and down as he clutches his neck and keeps laughing and laughing.

He tries to say something but keeps laughing, so I just hold my hand up, ticking my head back and forth, and suddenly feeling all exhausted, not just in my body though. I feel like I should just be asleep now. Going coocoo there really took a lot out of me, and I'm not even sure what I was doing or how I did it. Or how ....I should probably just forget it

"Gooood bye" I say as I tear reality again and push him through the hole, watching him wave as he vanishes into the realm of chaos

And I wave back as I fall onto my back with a groan, closing my eyes until I feel a pressure on my chest, and wince, as Iris grabs onto it and makes me feel a bit more awake and alive.

"You okay mali?" She asks looking worried as she looks me up and down "he didn't beat you up too much right?

"Yeah, he didn't I just...want to relax a litte" I Say pulling her down into a hug, holding her against my generous bosom as she sighs and nods, smiling

"Well, what do you want to do?" She asks as I lay back and look at the sky....its now filled with grey clouds but....they don't look natural at all.

What do I do?
[] Picnic/ stroll
[] Movie night
[]Bath
[] pie fight
[] BABY, I WANT A BABY!
[] write in

>>1367436
You could try to write it yourself.

>>1367458
"God, HM is a weird bastard" probably

>>1367470
Man, I remember the first hollow quest. That was some good shit. Shame it lasted a handful of threads

>>1367478
I use the catalogue

>>1367486
>[] BABY, I WANT A BABY!
Duck you guys for making me vote this

>>1367486
>[] BABY, I WANT A BABY!

>>1367486
>[]Bath
>[] pie fight
>[] BABY, I WANT A BABY!

Family time leading into sexy time, what could be more natural?

>>1367486
>[]Bath
>[] BABY, I WANT A BABY!
>switch to Galina.

Good thing babies take awhile to show up.

>>1367486
>[] Picnic/ stroll
>[] pie fight
>[]Bath
>[] Movie Night
>Make sure our girls are involved in every step

In that order hoss.


>Make it yourself
Man I would need to learn how to write lewds...

>>1367503
>[] pie fight
Right, a pie fight with the family before the rest.

>>1367486
>[]Bath
>Cuddly Iris Time
Here we go again, Vera is gonna be pissed, she told us not to put a bun in Iris before we got married, but never said anything against Iris putting one in Mali

>>1367503
Man, while true. Does feel like an awkward time for it...but well, thats anon votes for you.

Looks like the family will be spared from Clown Mali for now...

>>1367504
Well, I just run the images I have in my head into writing, by thinking how the view point I'm writing from would see/ describe things and what words would be used

For lewds I just go a bit more into detail since I don't have to worry about how long it takes me to write.

Also I think I have....four possible MCs planned for UMGRQ

>>1367508
Actually shit guys you are right. Lets not piss off Vera!

>>1367517
Who is Vera?
>>1367515
Please tell me one is
>punchy punchy

>>1367515
Yeah its the lewd acts being described in detail that is the struggle...who knows. Maybe it will happen one day when I am not a pansy.

>>1367524
Cat sister. The one who fights her bro all the time. Explicitly told us to not go overboard until marriage.

>>1367511
Yeah, I was hoping to do it during breading season, but then we spent over a month inside some tunnels and a prop city.

>>1367508
We're not actually knocking anyone up, Mali's motherly instincts are just flaring up and Iris knows how to deflect those into regular sex. Iris isn't ready for that yet, and Mali doesn't have any of the internal bits required to have a baby.

>>1367534
>Mali doesn't have any of the internal bits required to have a baby.
It was implied by HM that our Mother of the Fallen Tittle would ughhh fix that problem
>>1367524
Cat sister

>>1367532
Yeah, kinda forgot their names after a while. We can always have a shotgun wedding

>>1367533
Sorry about that

I didn't think it'd go on that long, because I kept getting sick and running short threads

Real sorry

>>1367549
Cause that will go over well. Especially after we scidaddled to go find the finap sister.

>>1367534
Well, even if our title and the millers virility doesn't work, we could always fusion a child into existence.

>>1367534
We are a demon with magic that can change body parts, like when we created an entire new race out of random monsters. A single dick won't be a problem

>>1367543
...Shit you're right. Well my other points still stand, this is just Mali wanting to be a mama and Iris distracting her from that with her body. Remember that Mali did this when she first got that title, and no baby to be seen other than Maya. And Layla's new kid.

>>1367563
And Iris won't let that dick come into existence until both of them are married and ready to raise a child from birth. That's what I'm trying to say here.

Anyways, writing

>>1367556
No problem, though I was more worried that this quest was dying, but things seem to have liven up since then.

"BABY I WANT A BABY!" I yell, hugging her tightly as I push myself as close as I can to her, squeezing her tightly as I start to feel the warmth of desire slowly washing down and filling up my body as Iris smiles awkwardly and looks a little pale.

"Uh couldn't it wait, we're still kind of rushing to find my aunt before we...you know get dragged back home" She says trying to push me away "I'm okay with some playing but...a baby can wait right? We're still in danger out here you know"

"I know" I say, pouting as I fall against her "But...I can handle myself, besides its not like we're going to be out here for so long I get...you know, heavy and moody"

"I know you can, but what about the baby" She says, grabbing my wrists as I blink and....

"IRIS!" I cry out, tears welling in my eyes as she rubs my back with a weak smile

"Why don't we just take a bath to clean up and cool down?" She asks sweetly as she tries to get me to stand as I cry into her chest, that train of thought she sent me down making me feel....devastated even though nothing happened.

-
"So" Alith asks, peeking out from the frozen half of the bath as Galina keeps our side all nice and steamy "What was all that noise earlier"

"Oh Mali just had to deal with some trash is all" Iris says hugging me as I cuddle and hold Maya as she dazes off, looking half asleep and like she's about to take a little snake nap

"Oh?" Alith asks, looking over at "What kind of trash and why didn't you ask us for help"

"it surprised us" I sniffle as Iris holds me a bit closer, and I..er enjoy the view

"Well I could've still helped" Alith snorts, crossing her arms as the wet ropes wrapped over her entire body loosen

"Hmm, was it a monster, I didn't sense any angels or demons" Lifa says looking confused "And how did it last long enough to make noise"

"its...hard to explain" Iris says as I close my eyes and lay against

"Well...if you tried explaining it, maybe it wouldn't be" Lifa asks as she swims closer to me, as one of the maids starts to wash my hair.

"Maybe"I yawn "But I don't think you girls could've helped much today"

"Whhhhhy!" Alith and Lifa cry as the latter swims up to me and Maya wakes up, shaking her tail and splashing me with lots of water

I giggle and sigh....well I could always wait to get another baby but...That urge is still burning in the back of my mind.

And we'll end here

I've archived
and will answer questions

Also will discuss/ answer questions about Magical girl things
or just chaos stuff or anything like that

>>1367589
Nah, I just wasn't feeling good

>>1367613
Is Punchy Mcfuckurshit one of the available choices and when do you think the quest will start?

>>1367613
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Glad we had a pretty low key thread and got to meet Chaos and try out our new powers. Here's to Magical Girls! And sleep, lot's of sleep. See you all on Sunday for Hollow training.

>>1367613
Great thread.

Pie fight another day, sadly. But a good fight today. Mali is going to fit right in.