>go back into your apartment and buy drugs on the internet.

>>1376174
It'd be easier to take over an existing racket rather than start one fresh ourselves. Lets go to some seedy bars, nightclubs, and hangouts and try to find the Wrong Crowd. We can listen in on any gossip going on in the criminal underworld and from there look to see if we can join some kind of gang or syndicate

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>>1376200
You head down to your hive of scum and debauchery.
The Local Deli and stripclub. It is run by and often frequented by the Butchers. The gang that controls the prostitution racket but is frequented by members of the other gangs as well. One must tread lightly upon entering the higher up gangsters are known to make displays random patrons whom they doubt.
The Deli is guarded by two men. They look aggressive, and could deny arbitrarily

Roll <10 to pass.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1376352
I assume you mean on a d20?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1376352

>>1376446
Well, shit. Sorry

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>>1376364
You stumble slightly as you notice one of the guards give you the stink eye. Regardless you have entered the hotbed of villainy of this vicinity.

>>1376461
Don't get phased and act natural. Strike up a conversation with whoever is at the deli counter

>>1376508
This. Plus, don't be afraid to throw a little money around. Buy a sandwich.

>>1376508
>>1376515

This, with extra mayo

Let's also save a bit of money, let's try day trading some stocks. That's the best way to save money, although it's essentially gambling.

Hell, just invest some money too, conquest wasn't ever done in just a day.

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>>1376508
>>1376515
Upon entering the Deli/strip club you immediately make eye contact with one of the workers.
You go up to her and ask for a seat and a sandwich.
She smiles and walks you over an empty chair near the catwalk.

>>1376581

Tip the waitress 100 sheckles and ask to see the owner

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>>1376603
She says that she will be right back with your sandwich.
A quick glance at the menu shows it costs 230 sheckles. Despite that you tip her 100 shekels bringing you total to
>770 sheckles
You ask to see the owner.
"Oh I'm sorry babe but the manager isn't here right now... Are you a newcomer, just about everyone knows that the owner never in this deli, don't fap in the place you launder."

From across the room you can see that asking for the boss has brought the attention of three thoughtless swine a few seats down.Surely they feel intimidated by your brash display of confidence and wealth.

>>1376657
Get a better look at them. Are they hostile? Friendly? Merely curious?

>>1376674
Agreed let's see if we can use them to take this place over

>>1376674
You can't read their intentions very well from so far away. When the waitress returns with your sandwich. You decide to go over to them and make an inquisition check.

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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1376766
Inquisition check!

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>>1376766

>>1376810
I uhhh...Didn't expect that

>>1376861
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and natural twenties! Um, I'll come in again...

>>1376810
HOLY SHIT 20!
You confidently saunter up to the faux masculine swine. Upon closer inspection you see that they truly were just awing at your CHARISMATIC aura.
You ask what their intentions are though you can already read them.
"Nuttin man, we just never seen you round here before."
You ask him about himself to see if he can be useful.
>"We brothers of the Black Spade, a local gang."
>"See we try ta aye down peeps to make sure none of you try any shit."
>"Shit be getting hot between the spades and they butchers doe, so sometimes we try and sabotage their business to make sure they stay in their racket and don't advance into ours"
>"The Black spades specialize in gambling and extortion."
>"We want to keep the butchers in day place cuz we can't handle too another gang war"

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HOLY SHIT 20!
You confidently saunter up to the faux masculine swine. Upon closer inspection you see that they truly were just awing at your CHARISMATIC aura.
You ask what their intentions are though you can already read them.
"Nuttin man, we just never seen you round here before."
You ask him about himself to see if he can be useful.
>"We brothers of the Black Spade, a local gang."
>"See we try ta aye down peeps to make sure none of you try any shit."
>"Shit be getting hot between the spades and they butchers doe, so sometimes we try and sabotage their business to make sure they stay in their racket and don't advance into ours"
>"The Black spades specialize in gambling and extortion."
>"We want to keep the butchers in day place cuz we can't handle too another gang war"

>>1376877
Ask where there main establishment is located at.

Trying to start a gang war and pick up the loose ends

>>1376884
Yeah. Try to recruit these ebony crusaders to your cause while you're at it.

>>1376877
>>1376884
stirring up shit sounds like a good idea, ask them about other gang's and how the syndicates, if there are any, are reacting to all this tension.

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>>1376886
>>1376884
"Like I would ever do some dumb shit like that!
Look I ain't telling some scrawny white boy where the Where the HQ is. I don't want ta get merked! But tell ya what I'll put in a good word for with the big boss if you do me a solid."

>>1376949
What type of solid, my luminous n-word?

>>1376960
Read my fucking mind, I like you

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>>1376968
Gracias, senpai. I appreciate it.

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>>1376960
>"See I'm suppose to get compensation from this nigga who think he's safe from us cuz uh da new police station. I need an innocuous nigga like you to go to this man's shop and show him what happens when you don't pay the piper. It's up to you what you do, but do keep in mind that the black spades have an in with the underground Organ market."

>>1377020
Alright. Time to fuck up a shop. I say that we use the empty bottle we have to make a Molotov cocktail and set it on fire. But before that, thank the waitress again for our sandwich.

>>1377041
I mean set the shop on fire, not just the Molotov.

>>1377041
This, attempt to get her number in the process as well

>>1377061
Yeah, that too

>>1377020
what kind of shop is this? A whole lotta accidents could happen to a person on the job if they aren't careful.

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>>1377045
You're going to need alcohol to make a molotov cocktail, as well as a lighter.
INVENTORY
-A sandwich
-Black muscle shirt
-grey jeans
-old sneakers
-770 sheckles
>>1377061
Typically this would impossible, since these girls are professionals but thanks to your high
CHARISMA it's possible with a 16 or higher roll.
Also would guys like to walk there of take the tram.

>>1377078
Walk, let's not waste sheckles.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1377078
could we get some information about when he closes up and if he lives above the shop or something.

also charisma roll

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1377078
Rollan

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>>1377101
>crit fail on holding our spaghetti

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>>1377129
Fucking figures

If we are walking we should probably get something like a butterfly knife to protect ourselves if we get jumped, but easy enough to conceal.

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>>1377101
You failed exceptionally. You leave the deli in shame.

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This is the map. If you scrounge around you may find something interesting.

>>1377165

Head back home and see if we can create a weapon or find something we can use

>>1377170
we should look around for shops like hardware stores or weapons shops while going back home.

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>>1377170
You retreat to your domain in order to scrounge for weapons.
However upon walking into your apartment you notice someone has invaded your territory and raided it for it's fruit.
A quick glance shows that he is taking you pillow and your bedsheets.
Due his being encumbered by his your property a d20 agility roll of five or higher will allow you to pursue him and enter combat.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1377206

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1377206
After him!

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>>1377220
You pursue the thieving knave.
Thanks to your great agility you block off the thief and force them into combat. You get a better look at them and see that they are probably female.

( Your )STATS:
Health:100%
Str:2
Endurance:5
Agility:6
Perception:9
Intelligence:10

Thief STATS
Health: 90
Strength: ?

>>1377268
Try to recruit the knave

>>1377268
>Seduce the thief.

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>>1377275
Sorry forgot to mention you need to roll
d20 for actions.

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>>1377279
Charisma: 8
Roll well and it could happen.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1377288
Rolling to grapple the thief.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1377288
RECRUIT THIEF
Then all we need is a healer that can cast spells
Well a ranged focused char with medic skills
>>1377275
change mine to
>>1377279
SEDUCE THIEF

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1377268
>Seduce the thief.

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>>1377292
You successfully grapple the thief and and pin her against a wall.
>>1377295
You then say
>I want you.
She is confused.
Too confused to respond.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1377314

Whisper in her ear

>Be my woman

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1377314
Lick her face
Why am I going there?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1377314
Headbutt her

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>>1377317
Thief's Current status is
Deeply Confused and strangely aroused.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1377325
Rolling for continued seduction

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1377325

Continue to whisper in her ear

>Show me your beautiful face under that mask

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1377325
>"why don't we put what you stole to good use"

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>>1377332
>>1377333
>>1377335
You whisper in her ear
>Why don't we put those blankets to good use, so I can see your beautiful face under that mask"

(sidenote, is it too anime? is the joke funny)

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>>1377348

>too anime
never enough desu, baka.

>is the joke funny
it's not terrible. definitely enjoying quest so far, op, i wanna see how it plays out.

>>1377348
>Too anime?

Needs to be waifu material, it's almost there

>>1377348
Henchwench/Second in Command/Partner in crime acquired?

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>>1377376
Thief is flattered but she's never done anything like this before.

Thief Status:Confused and shy.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1377379

Tell her

Rolling for charisma check

>I need people like you with your set of skills.

>>1377379
Unconfuse her
Show her a good time
then recruit her

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1377379
Take her by the hand and gently pull her back to our place, promise to be gentle

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>>1377383
>>1377381
You take her by the hand, look deep into her eyes and promise to be gentle.

>>1376352
>deli meats & hookers
>not hoes & hoagies
Bit disappointed desu
>>1377397
Take her gently by the hand back to the apartment

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She seems to be disappointed by the word gentle.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1377397
Charismatic check

>Kiss her

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>>1377400
>Hoes and Hoagies
Fuck that's good. I wish i had come up with that.
I'm officially retconning the Deli/stripclub into Hoes and Hoagies.
I have to move pretty fast to keep with the thread sorry for the lack of good puns.

>>1377403
>"Gentle means I'm going to mess you up like a fucking animal."

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Sorry about this guys. But it's 4AM here and I have to go to bed.This was a riot though.
I went to the top and saw that we've been going for 8 hours now. Now wonder my hand feels sore.
I'm not sure if the thread will still be up by the time I have the time to make another thread though.
Sorry to leave off on a cliff hanger.
Thanks for the fun
>>1377405

>>1377421
Good night op

>>1377421
Thanks OP I had a blast

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You re enter your realm. After a minor skirmish with an intrepid knave your quick wit and sterling Charisma has turned a foe into a subject.

INVENTORY
770 sheckles
Black Muscle shirt
Grey Jeans
Old Sneaker
Old Computer
Map
A Girl

>>1378020
Tell her to prepare her heart
We're going to make good on our promise
Spend the whole night/day growing closer to our new companion

>>1378059
That isn't very villainous.

Piledrive her head through the floor.

>>1378070
But she's our lackey!
We shouldn't be villainous with her when we're alone, she's for fugg not hurt

>>1378059
Supporting

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>>1378077
>>1378059
You throw her onto your mattress.
Thief Status: DTF

>>1378186
Kiss gently
Then disrobe each other
Gently

>>1378225
>gently
She ain't into it boyyo! Show her your MANLINESS!

>>1377413
>>1378237
Learn the lingo boyyo!

>>1378237
Oh yeah
Manhandle her!
Grope boobs while kissing!
Then start undressing each other

>>1378241
Point is... We need to rock her world... ALL NIGHT LONG, BABY!

>>1378243
Roll for agility and endurance?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1378245
Bless me RNG Jesus

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>>1378245
You know it boyyo

>>1378260
>>1378254
There it is boyyo, a fair, lucious roll for you to use

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>>1378254
POUND CITY

>>1378254
Don't you mean
RNJesus?

>>1378273
He blessed me, didn't he?

>>1378275
Oh yes
A lesser blessing but still a blessing
A 20 would've been the maximum blessings

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>>1378268
Oh and ABSOLUTELY POUNDING

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>>1378254
You Rip off your shirt in a display a pure aggressive masculinity before going and do the same to the your new subject.
>You are now minus (1) black muscle shirt
With great passion and speed and AGILITY you
ram your scepter into the domain of your new subject.

>>1378301
Proclaim love to our lackey
Wake up tomorrow
We need to plan a hit with her or something

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>>1378280
You ENDURE several minutes of hard pounding.
Thief Status:
Bliss and excitement

>>1378321
L-lewd... What's next my good man?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1378310
Rolling for this

>>1378310
>Proclaim our love
>our love
She needs to earn that love boyyo

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Quick Question this board is strictly SFW right?

>>1378364
Yeah
You could make a discord or post link to the pic if you have tumblr or something like that

>>1378364
Yuuuuuup

>>1378364
I think you would be ok if you spoilered it.

>>1378364
Just spoilered it should be fine

>>1378375
>>1378391

Hopefully it is. I mean it's nothing really. It's like PG-13 level nudity.

>>1378391
>>1378375
I think the mods will delete it anyways because they did in the Gorgon Child quest

>>1378364
You can host the picture somewhere else and link it here.

>>1378432
Yea, you can do this

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http://imgur.com/a/mPElB
>>1378310
>>1378344
You wake up a few hours later. You get up and put your jeans on. With your new lackey in your army you must move forward.
WHAT NOW
>examine apartment
>walk to store to begin extortion
>go to another store to purchase weapons
Whatever else you guys can think of.
Highest roll decides.

>>1378457
>Walk to store to begin extortion
And bring Thief girl
And ask her her name

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1378457

Pic made me hard as diamond OP

>Go to another store to buy weapons, bring lacky with us

>>1378473
No just give her a name, She's ours now.

We should go get a weapon

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1378479

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>>1378482
You walk over to a local store.

>>1378509
Check out what's inside, we might also need a disguise when we get to dealing with the store guy.

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>>1378509
>>1378482
You walk into the store and are greeted by the store clerk.
>"Hey there big boy, ya lookin for anything special?"
INVENTORY
>Grey jeans
>Old Sneakers
>Thief
>770 shekels
>Pillow
>Bedsheets

>>1378533
Fully Automatic 12 gauge shotgun and a side of fries

>>1378533
Pillow and bedsheets
And something nice for Thief
We need to make more money before getting a gun

>>1378533
Baseball bat, Inconspicuous and gets the job done

>>1378550
More pillows and sheets!
The ones we have back home are sticky and wet

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1378533
Buy one crowbar

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1378560
>>1378550

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>>1378541
"Wooho! Big boy!
We don't sell fire arms here. Unless you can prove that you're not a cop. The fries will be 100 shekies"
>>1378550
"That will be 1400 sheks for a whole set,
and a dress can range from 2000 to 10,000 shekels"
>>1378558
"Goodness big boy. Men with bats tend to be paragons of either virtue of folly. I like the idea of such a man. I'll give a bat free. But I'd like you to give me a little hand work for it though"
>>1378574
"A Crowbar, not very original. But I'll give you a discount." 100 skeks

>Which do you choose?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1378589

Rolling for charisma

Buy the crowbar for 100 skeks try to haggle for the baseball bat for 50 skeks instead

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1378589
Forget the sheets and pillows, we'll sleep on our own love juices
Bargain HARD for a discount on a dress or to get it free

>>1378589
Take the bat AND the crowbar

>>1378611
Say it's for our girl here
And show him Thief Girl

>>1378589
>A little hand work for a free bat

What are you getting at?

>>1378651
He wants us to yank him off under the counter.

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>>1378610
Despite your attempts you failed to haggle.
However you are able to acquire the bat and crowbar for 200 shekels.

BTW you don't have a shirt.

>>1378687
Um
Head home?
Scout out places to rob

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1378687
Scout out the place were going hit

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1378743
Supporting roll

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>>1378694
You son of a bitch. I'm nice to you you try to rob my store! I'm gonna fuck you up you little shit!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1378786

Rolling for STR

Hit the guy with the bat we just bought

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1378786
Considering this man probably has a gun or is paying for protection due to the locale, I'm going to say we roll for grapple before he does anything

>>1378807
Nice
Hopefully Thief Girl can knock him out

>>1378810
I think I rolled well enough to put him in a sleeper hold, and if we want to get some extra money with the spades, we could snap his neck.

>>1378829
And we can steal a dress for Thief Girl if he's ko'd
>>1378786
We need Thief Girl's name bruv

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>>1378792
An excellent strike!!

His Stats
Health: 80
Strength:?
Endurance:?

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1378855
Attempt to put him in a sleeper hold

>>1378870
Wow

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>>1378855
He is knocked against the wall.

>>1378928
Tickle him into submission

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1378928
Kick him against the wall one final time then steal what we came here for
Don't forget to grab the sheets and pillows while Thief Girl grabs a dress she likes

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1378928
Apply bat to neck.

>>1378959
Supporting this then let's do
>>1378950
For grabbing the stuff

>>1378959
Jesus anon, the guy was nice to us and we kill him?

>>1378966
It's called villain quest for a reason.

>>1378966
He got between our Thief Girl's dress and us
This is what he deserves

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>>1378870

My Internet's being a real bitch. I'm not sure I can keep up.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1379027
Rolling to seduce

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1379027
Knock him out

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1379049
rolling for this too

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>>1379049
>>1379066
>>1379064
He's out cold. But you give him a little kiss anyways.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1379079
Steal his shirt and cash, run to the place were going hit

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>>1379090
You took the cash
(Total Shekels = 42053 shekels)
But his shirt is too big for you.

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Before you leave the shop you should pick a dress to outfit The thief in.

>>1379188
Dress of 1, hair of 3

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1379188
2

My dice demands it!

>>1379188
dice+1d20
#2!!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1379188
>>1379206
Oops.
#2!!

>>1379215
She gonna be hella bunny

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1379197
Supporting

>>1379215
>>1379202
>>1379197
>>1379241
Why not both?
Let her choose which one she wants to use when she feels like it instead of forcing her into one

>>1379273
She doesn't get a choice, she belongs to us now. Also I need her to wear #2.

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>>1379215

>>1379318
Cute

>>1379318
Lewd

>>1379318
>>1379330
>>1379338
You're welcome, everybody.

>>1379318
Lewd, in a cute way

>>1379318
March Hare. We can be the Mad Hatter. Now all we need is a Cheshire Cat, a Red Queen to handle the day to day, Top Enforces Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, and we'll be all set to get our shit wrecked by an Alice Heroine.

>>1379318
Nice

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The Bunny Looks at you in meek anticipation.
"Thank you... I guess"
Inventory
One half shirt too big to equip
pillow
bed sheets
42053 shekels
grey jeans
old sneakers
thief robes.

This'll be it for today boyyos.

>>1379446
Until next time, OP.
Where do we go from here? So that you have something to draw when you come back.

>>1379446
Thanks for running, Crow.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1379446

See ya around OP it fun today as well

>Head towards the ship were going to fuck up, touch thief's ass along the way

>>1379446
Thanks for running op
Tell Bunny she looks better with her long hair then move in and undo her haircut to let her hair flow

>>1379468
And don't forget to give her a kissu

>>1379475
This

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>>1379468
You walk out of the store victorious.
You then stride confidently out of the store, striding headlong to your objective. While walking out you confidently give your bunny-girl's ass a playful but powerful grab.
She grabs your arm affectionately.

>>1381439
Walk to the boat to scout it out and give Bunny a kiss

>>1381451
yisss

>>1381451
seconding

>>1381451
Thirding

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>>1381451
boat?

>>1381478
There a problem Bunny?

>>1381478
apparently we are giving this money to a boat, or something

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>>1381451
>>1381461
>>1381462
>>1381471
You give your Bunny Girl a kiss. She is deeply delighted.

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>>1381516
Status update.

Your current objective.
>>1377020
To extort a store for money.
You went back to your home to get weapons and along the way enlisted a thief now Bunny-Girl into your ever army.
You should now be on your way to the extortion site.
INVENTORY
One half shirt too big to equip
pillow
bed sheets
42053 shekels
grey jeans
old sneakers
thief robes.

>>1381534
To the store, to threaten to take somebody's organs to pay their debt.

>>1381534
Go buy some clean bed sheets and pillows then go drop it off and then we'll go see the store

>>1381534
first we buy a balaclava for you and thief girl, get a bowie knife or some big intimidating knife then we go and extort the money

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>>1381538
You arrive at the store. There is a police station a few buildings down. The law has eyes. You must tread carefully or face the law.
If the law sees something suspicious they will send people to investigate. If anyone alerts the police they will send a small militia to arrest any suspicious suspects, survival is rare.

>What do you do?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1381601
Nonchalantly walk in

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1381640
Supporting

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1381640
Casual recon

>>1381640
This

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>>1381640
You walk in nonchalantly.

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>>1381690
Despite your unusual outfits you walk into the target store without arousing any suspicion. The Store has a door at the back and one behind the clerk.
The clerk, (presumably the paw, ei Owner)
greets you.
"Hey there. Anything I can help you with?"

>>1381805
"Do you have a copy of Casa Nova?" walk around and case the joint

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1381818
Supporting roll

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1381831
Supporting Roll

>>1381805
Do we have a TV or cd player?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1381818

>>1381856
We're fucked

>>1381856
>>1381883
Second time I've rolled a 1
First on stealing and now this

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1381818
guess I should roll to

>>1381900
>>1381888
>>1381818
the dice gods may hate us but BATEMAN IS WATCHING OVER US!!!!

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>>1381818
>>1381856
You little punk!
YOu come into my store, and try to steal from me! I'm not going to be played a fool any longer! Lemme show you younguns how we did it back in my day!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1381942
Poke his good eye out!
Order bunny to stay back

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1381942
>Poke other eye

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1381955
this

>>1381955
>>1381971
Crit?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1381955

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>>1381962
"Did you seriously think that would work you little twerp."

Despite his old age our adversary appears to be extremely agile and strong.
He easily grabs your arm before you can poke out his eye. His grip painfully strong.
An Inquisition roll could show you his stats.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1382051
Use free arm to poke him in the eye!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1382051
Rolling for Inquisition

Kick him on the nuts

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>>1382057
Once again he proves to fast and too strong for you. He easily throws you across the store. You slam into the stone wall of the book store.
You take 20 damage.
>>1382058
Despite the painful attack thanks to your high INTELLIGENCE and quick thought you are able
to get an analytical grip of the situation.
>PAW'S STATS
HP:100
STR:8
END:3
AGILITY:5
PERCEPTION:3
INTELLIGENCE:4

>YOUR STATS
Health:80%
Str:2
Endurance:5
Agility:6
Perception:9
Intelligence:10

>YOUR BUNNY-GIRL'S STATS
Health:100
Str:2
End:5
Agil:9
Perc:10
Intell:4

>>1382120
Wait he can't prove that we were going to rob him right? we just asked for casa nova. so

"BUNNY CALL THE COPS!!!"

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1382132
Rolling for this?

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1382132
Supporting with our MASSIVE CHARISMA

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1382132
Rolling for this

>>1382188
This, This is our roll bois

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>>1382162
Your Bunny girl runs towards a phone. She sees one outside the store and heads straight towards it.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1382286
check for cameras!!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1382297
Support roll

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1382286
SUPPORT!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1382297
Triple support

>>1382297
Why, she hasn't done anything illegal.

>>1382317
So we can prove that he hit first boi

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>>1382297
>>1382303
THE LAW HAS EYES!

However you still need the extortion money.

>>1382390
Flash back to our boi trying to put the shopkeep in a sleeper hold

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1382390
Bunny girl calls for a pizza instead

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1382390
"hey, Old Man. Way I see it, I asked about a movie and YOU assaulted ME. What's the camera a gonna say? Whats my friend gonna say?"

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1382396
Forgot to roll

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1382390
Call in that our boyfriend and future husband is getting beat up by a robot old man in *shop's name*

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1382416
Supporting

>>1382396
Yeah you wish.

Agility Roll to not get curb stomped.

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>>1382483

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1382496
Roll away?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1382532
DICE GODS I BESEECH THEE

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1382483

>>1382535
NO, they like being cursed at.

>>1382535
>>1382297
Jaysus christ what the fuck is up with my rolls>>1381900

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1382556
let's try that shall we. FUCK YOU DICE GODS YA FUCKING TIT WAD WANKERS

>>1382573
Well, you can't do any worse now.

>>1382573
Welp
>1
We had a 14 dammit
>>1382549

>>1382587
Is it best of 3?
Hopefully.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1382573
I'll save us

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1382594
I wonder if I can fuck it up again

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>>1382532
You are not able to move out of the way.
Paw stomps his foot on your chest.
You were fast enough to grab his foot as it came down softening the blow.
-15 HP
hp total
>65

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1382677
Bite ankles

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1382677
Kick him in the gonads.
Go nad your self.

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>>1382416
>Do not fret Ma'am, the LAW has seen the transpiring actions. We are sending over s small force to stop the crime in progress.
However I would like to advise you to leave the area, and evacuating any surrounding innocents is your civic duty.
The Law will be enforced in five minutes so hurry up.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1382677
Punch his shins

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1382693
Dont fuck it up

>>1382693
Tell people to evacuate but stay a good distance from the shop where we can see our boyfriend safely