>>1418051
DARK APPRENTICE JANNA

>>1418051
>inb4 we mutate

>>1418051
It's in the book you dummy! Blood For Blood Read!

If Anon needs to tell her:
>Repeat after me!
> Every single thing we love
> Every light that shines
> Is snatched by wind and chance and fate
> Or cruelly, is a lie
> What is and not we shall define
> Their blood for yours
> My blood. For thyne.

>>1418051
>>"So...what's the spell?"
>>...
This is what happens when you forget to ask what to do before you go all heroic.

>>1418051
> "Every single thing we love
> Every light that shines
> Is snatched by wind and chance and fate
> Or cruelly, is a lie
> What is and not we shall define
> Their blood for yours
> My blood. For thyne."

> "Every single thing we love
> Every light that shines
> Is snatched by wind and chance and fate
> Or cruelly, is a lie
> What is and not we shall define
> Their blood for yours
> My blood. For thyne."
pls don't die

>>1418051
Based apprentice Janna

>>1418088
>TFW we die from our wounds

>>1418051
Question: Are we unable to say it ourselves and sacrifice the tiny undead?

Because if Janna says it, she'll be really drained.

>>1418137
We'd have to roll to see if we get mutations from the undead.

>>1418139
We get no mutations from human blood

>>1418142
Which is why Janna is being our Blood.

>>1418139
>>1418142
Ah, gotcha. Best reserved for deep shit emergencies then.

Makes sense now on why Man-Arm became a bit more man.

>>1418153
>makes sense why man-arm became a bit more man

Really most of us in Discord caught it when we got a FUCKING MONSTER ARM

>>1418084
OK,so janna has to repeat the spell after us and when we say "End it" she will say "For thyne" just to be sure we dont heal her instead of she healing us.

>>1418166
... What on her is there to heal?

>>1418178
The cut she just gave herself.

>>1418178
>implying Janna wouldn't just accept the excess anyways and grow cancer cells or something

>>1418178

>>1418051
>>She slices her palm

>>1418185
>Jannapool the gypsy with a mouth

Is something wrong

Rolled 2 (1d20)

Rolling to see if Allahu Akbar strategy is possible with the fire spell

>>1418309
It sure fucking is.

>>1418309
fucking nope

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1418309
I'm a durka durk, let me roll

>>1418309
Literally how we blew the giant's head when we failed the second COMBUST roll and it was charging headfirst at us:
Confirmed by Quest.

ALOHA SNACKBAR

>>1418309
Don't know if this means I failed or succeeded

>>1418406
>WIS is +2
>need to roll under a 5 for catastrophic explosion
>rolled a 4 total
It means you won.

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>>1418078
>>1418084
>>1418088

>Once your head clears it's not so hard
>You just have to remember the first time you heard it
>Your head recites it in Luna's voice
>Your eyes close as you reach up for Janna's hand

> "Every single thing we love
> Every light that shines
> Is snatched by wind and chance and fate
> Or cruelly, is a lie
> What is and not we shall define
> Their blood for yours
> My blood...

>You stop and look up at Janna
>Her eyes are closed too
>"You have to finish it."
>You tell her
>She doesn't know how
>You can feel it
>You grip bloody palms together
>Trying to will the power to her
>Something connects

>"For thyne."

https://youtu.be/amcdiiCOoFM

>Blood
>Human blood rushes into you
>Your body is feels as if it's being filled with burning coals
>Muscles snaps against the sand
>At one point he whiplashes so hard the impact zone is left as steaming glass
>Janna drops to her knees
>She's weak
>...but she did it
>You're healed
>With human blood, nothing feels out of place
>Nothing warped
>Finally, something that makes sense
>You get up, pulling her off the ground
>"You ok?"
>You ask instinctively
>"I need a...sugar cookie."

>You are Anon
>14 year old Necro-Punch-Wizard
>You've just eaten your friend's blood
>Killed a pair of sea dwelling troll cannibals
>You might get laid
>M-maybe y'know?
>You also know just how big the world has gotten


EPILOGUE COMPLETE


>Next session will be Weds at 3pm US Central Time

Party on, my dudes

>>1418462
Good session!

>>1418462
>Waiting until Wednesday
M-muh life will be empty. WE NEED TO GO FASTER.

Also giving someone blood is probably more intimate than sex in a case like this.

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>>1418462
>>1418462
Oh! Silly me. Almost forgot.


>You've grown in strength

>Will is now a +6
You can now raise small class creatures, raising medium sized ones when close to death

>Con is now +5
You are becoming astoundingly tough


>Muscles has grown in power
Strength is now a +8

Elemental weakness discovered
>Ice
Will freeze and disable flesh constructs not made to resist it


Also.

>Mind read can now function two ways
>As long as the recipient is able and willing

Have a good night, children

I can't wait to see you again

Rolled 11 (1d20)

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Rolling for Anon's chance at getting laid

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>>1418555
Oh....

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>>1418555
Sounds about right.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

Rolling for Anon dick length

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1418555
Alright, rolling to see if Anon has a big dick to make up for it

>>1418596
Nope, 4 inch spaghetti lord confirned.

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>>1418596
>>1418592
Oh my god

Rolled 19 (1d20)

rolling to see the chance of anon fucking star to prove the altstars wrong

>>1418606
>dice fucking with us

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1418606
rolling to see chances of jackie

>>1418462
Welp, looks like we'll need to take care of Janna and make sure she recovers

Porn when

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>>1418606
>>1418610

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1418555
The trips giveth and the trips taketh away

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>>1418606
STARFU CONFIRMED

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1418592
Rolling for Anon's skill in bed.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1418606
Meh, might as well throw my hat in the ring.

Chances of Anon blowing Hekapoo's other fire out

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>Chance of anon murdering the world

>>1418730
Fuck those mutants

>>1418745
"Homo Novus" is ELIMINATED

Missed the session and fuck my life but dayum that's some good stuff there Quest. Thanks for running!

Also those rollsa re silly, Anon is 14, not even close to done growing. Of course he's going to be lacking in the pants department for now, he'll just have to grow into the big boy breeches or make his own fancy flesh monster dick.

>>1418486
Gud shit, gud shit my man. Though I am getting some persona vibes with this elemental weakness stuff. On another note have you heard of the Necromancers from Diablo? They got some rather neat little spells and doodads if you're ever in the store for some top notch stuff. They even have bone spells for those pesky ice problems.

We still gotta save Luna though.....Just sayin.

>>1418859
That was never not in our minds, it's just something that will take some more time, gotta beat Hekapoo's Trial after all, and then get a wicked saxophone wand.
At least to start, I bet that's like steps one through five of a hundred step piece of Ikea furniture.
Except the furniture is your magical, otherworldly, horrifying yet loving Mom.

>>1418901
Gotta come up with some way to bring her back though. We don't have the tools OR a plan, so something's gotta be thought up in the mean time.

Blood for Blood is out of question; it will either not work or give the book living "human" features.

Hekapoo might know more on fixing Luna, but that's a bit of a stretch. Glossaryck is another person we can go to, but that'll involve dealing with Star and Marco from then on out.

>>1418901
I know the Sax Wand is cool as shit, but we have less of an idea as to how to get it than we do fixing Mummy. With the sax, she just mentioned it in passing of getting our scissors. With saving her, we have a ritual for it and everything, we just can't read it yet. So unless we wanna get a fuckin' store bought one from Quest Buy, I imagine us saving her first.

>>1418927
Like I said with the other guy, we actually already have a lead on saving Mummy. Another ritual in THE BOOK is said to be able to save her. The only problem is we can't read it.

>>1419626
How do you suppose we start learning the language? Any leads?

>>1419897
I was thinking we actually get someone else to read it. And while I know Glossaryck is the go-to answer, I think we should look to H-Poo first.

Sure, SHE might not be able to read it. But she's a dimensional goddess, she's bound to know someone who can read it. Some kind of dark magical scholar or something. Though, if she doesn't turn up any leads, Glossy will be our last hope.

>>1419921
Either way, getting the scissors should be a priority if we want to get Luna back. Even if we go to Glossaryck, we might require some anyway to bring her back, or rather, her ways of communicating to us back.

>>1420706
It probably requires us going back through THE HOLE to actually have a chance at getting her back.

>>1420714
Then we need stuff to protect ourselves; i.e., a wand. Scissors optional, but still very helpful.

SUDDEN EXPERIMENTAL SESSION IN 10 MINUTES

PREPARE YOURSELVES

>>1421485
PREPARATIONS COMPLETE

>>1421487
PS. Session is on the Discord, and is non-canon.

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>>1418486
Fuark me we're getting swole.

Right, we need to summon Hekapoo.
Get the trial, get a wand, up our power.

Also, if we keep practicing Blood for Blood, we might be able to transfer life from one willing target to a second target, other than ourselves.

That means animating the Dead World beyond THE HOLE, and having them transfer their life force into THE BOOK. Probably also requires more knowledge of Animate Dead too.

There's also the possibility of Glossaryk helping us, but it doesn't seem strictly necessary - and if it's not strictly necessary to get Star and Marco's help, Anon isn't going to do so.

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>>1421583
mfw we kill half a world to bring mother back, earning the horror of many of our compatriots who didn't realize that was our end goal

>>1421583
Realization: who says Glossaryck will help us?

He might deny us and not bother helping if Luna's considered a threat. Might be best to check with Hekapoo first and only go to him if he's our last lead on reading the book.

>>1421775
Everyone's reasoning seems to be that he's neutral, so he'll help us. But I think that's stupid. And yes, checking with H-Poo first and only going to Glossy last seems like a good idea.

Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

Found out about this a few days ago and just caught up. This is great stuff. Practice rolling to see if I can do it right

>>1422074
>Rolling a 3 on your first roll
You'll fit right in

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1422103
You are like a baby. watch this.

H-poo seems to have a legitimate concern for the general well being of the universe, as seen by her getting mad with Moon when she didn't tell them the book was stolen by Ludo/Toffee.

BUT, Glossaryck seems to be a true neutral sort of guy whose only agenda seems to be teaching knowledge.
What my autistic rant is in a nutshell, is that we might actually be fucking up going from Thiccapoo and then to Glossy if it doesn't pan out. When what we SHOULD be doing is going from Glossy to H-poo if for some reason he doesn't want to teach us. Which would be fairly out of character for him

>>1422488
If that were the case, wouldn't Luna not tell us of Hekapoo and "earning" Anon's wand? And that "source of power" we have to show her?

I doubt Luna would have us go to Hekapoo if Hekapoo didn't like her. She'd know off the bat something's fishy even if we don't mention Luna.

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>>1422488
This. Glossaryk seems fully loyal only to the person currently holding his book. He doesn't appear to have any side , and would be content with helping us if we asked Star to let us learn from him.

>>1422548
I also agree with this. The reason the MHC went after Ludo was because he stole the Mewni Royal family's book, not because he was becoming stronger through it while minding his own business.
I don't think Hekapoo will care much about us if we just tell her we were looking for a pai of scissors and we do noting to affect negatively the MHC or the kingdoms allied to them.

>>1422488
OK, while that can be a fair point, consider the following: Glossaryck has a form of history with Mummy. Glossaryck knew Mummy before he "became so peaceful."

H-Poo has, as far as we know, no connection to Mummy. She doesn't know her name, her roll, where she came from, ETC ETC. She knows, as far as we know, nothing about Mummy while Glossaryck's written in Mummy's book "before he became so peaceful."

Doesn't H-Poo, someone who knows jackshit about her, seem at least a little bit safer than the blue man who did know her, but for some reason he stopped talking to her.

But fine. Let's say he's really OK with it, enough to tell us something about the spell we need deciphered. Can you not see him just giving us some vague riddle about it then telling us "THAT IS ALL I CAN TELL YOU!" and then not co-operate with us? Where as H-Poo would probably be more straightforward and say "Oh yeah, I know someone who knows this stuff. Just go here." and then point us in the right direction?

>>1418051
Archive where

Writefaggotry I made on discord
Lance Quest part 1
https://pastebin.com/8CvbeuaS

>>1422587
>But fine. Let's say he's really OK with it, enough to tell us something about the spell we need deciphered. Can you not see him just giving us some vague riddle about it then telling us "THAT IS ALL I CAN TELL YOU!" and then not co-operate with us? Where as H-Poo would probably be more straightforward and say "Oh yeah, I know someone who knows this stuff. Just go here." and then point us in the right direction?
I think it's the other way around entirely.

Hekapoo was the one that made Marco run around doing who knows what for 16 years for a pair of dimensional scissors while Ludo only had to ask Glossaryk to teach him magic and he did.

>>1422612
Yeah, but the thing with Heckapoo fucking with Marco for sixteen years was that was meant to be a test to prove himself. Once he'd proven himself as a worthy person she didn't seem to want to mess with him as much.

And I swear Glossaryck is playing the longest game with Ludo. He does everything with a reason, and there had to be one with Ludo. And even with that, there's still that whole problem with him knowing and possibly being on bad terms with Mummy that's a problem.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against seeing Glossy. If we gotta do it we gotta do it. I just think that H-Poo is the safer first option.

>>1422650
>And I swear Glossaryck is playing the longest game with Ludo. He does everything with a reason, and there had to be one with Ludo. And even with that, there's still that whole problem with him knowing and possibly being on bad terms with Mummy that's a problem.
I find this hard to believe when Glossaryk had the chance to go back to Star when she used the All-Seeing-Eye to locate him. What could Glossaryk want with Ludo or Toffee that required him to earn their trust and make them even more powerful than they already where?

Hekapoo might sill be safer alternative, of course. After all, Luna already had plans of seeing her with us.

>>1422606
Changed name to Luna Wars

>>1422656
That moment actually cemented the idea that Glossaryck was staying with Ludo as apart of his master plan. Mostly the line "maybe this is what you need..."

To me, it seems like he's using Ludo/Toffee as a teaching tool for Star. Like say, he's using the return of Toffee as one big life lesson for Star.

>>1421518
Discord channel link plz

>>1422678
https://discord.gg/7UW97

>>1422679
Thank you

>>1422606
This is wonderfully neat, Anon! Keep writing. Can't wait to see what you do!

Hey boys
I made a little greentext fanfiction about a girl i hope to see more of in this quest.

https://pastebin.com/tAFkCTGP

Please enjoy and if you find any mistakes or have any criticism let me know.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

Rollan dice for no reason

>>1423053
cool, I got a 20

>>1423053
Stop rolling

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1423056
nah

>>1423044
Continue?

>>1423146
Maybe i wanna know from Quest if im getting her character down or not.
What do you think, any think you liked or disliked?

>>1423150
I'd say it's fine for a short little greentext, but if I had to summon up some critique I'd say work on your prose. It's very average and doesn't really strike emotion or character.

>>1423150
If you truly seek a critique from someone, then allow me to chip in (though I must make mention that you would likely get a better critique from Quest):

Most - if not all of - my dislikes with your story are merely spelling-related, as is courtesy of my Grammar Nazi tendencies.
Likewise, it would be aside from the fact that I feel you misspelled Anon Ymous as Anon Ymose that most of your errors were in the last 'grouping' of greentexts, such as how I feel that - in Line 77 - not only is there a lack of comma after the 'bone' but you also misspelled the 'you're' that comes right after.

But even in terms of Grammar Corrections, I don't feel there's enough to constitute your story as bad in most any fashion. Otherwise, I somewhat dig your story (even though I sadly feel >>1423163 drives a fair point).

Just my opinion though. As I said, I think Quest would have a better word about this sort of stuff, since I ain't the one writing up quests.

>>1423163
Ok that's understandable, any advice on how to fix that? Are my descriptions not descriptive enough, or is it just the general style of the writing.
Point me in the right direction.

>>1423167
Ah yes, I knew there would be some fuck ups regarding Spelling and Grammar. One of the reasons I wrote it in greentext is i find its easier to get away with grammer mistakes when writing in that style.
Spelling mistakes are the bane of my existence, and its been something I've been struggling with for a while.
Ill make sure to fix those, and do better for the future.
Thanks.

Any more discord links?

>>1423268
https://discord.gg/Fxsdp

Dammit, it expired, again.

>>1423965
Here.
https://discord.gg/fc23W6C

>>1423995
>He isn't using permanent links

Jesus, it's not that hard.

Invalid or Expired.
How long do these things last anyway?

>>1424042
Exactly 30 seconds before it self-destructs.

Jesus fuck just post one without a time limit.
Here:https://discord.gg/NzUpuhY

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>That entire shitpost variety hour
>Two Babies One Fox
>Gore Porn
>Weird Monster Porn
>All because an AltStar said "you won't do it"

>>1422656
>ywn visit Hekapoo with Mommy
Why even live, if we can't give Mommy the opportunity to see his little Hero grow alongside her?

>>1424517
her*
fml

>>1424517
>Implying she wouldn't be proud to see how far we came from when she last Anon

Might've missed when he was growin', but she'd be happy either way.

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>>1424253
>posting about Discord cancer in the thread
kys

So, what're our options and what're we doing?

It's most likely gonna be nighttime by the time we wake up; we can skip a school day and go for the Hekapoo ritual the moment we wake up, or we can do it the moment we get out of school the next day to save time. If we're lucky, we get a realm with the "1 minute = 1 year" thing going on, so time wont be an issue either way while we work for Anon's wand.

Or, we go to Glossaryck instead. Possibly the next day; unless we want to storm Marco's house to see the book.

>>1424747
Wake up? What do you mean? We're still awake. We're super awake, thanks to Janna healing us.

But, I adamantly vote against going to see Glossaryck. Quest said the answer to our book problems lied out in the universe, and to do that we'll need scissors. So we should, like, really get on summoning H-Poo

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Session delayed until 6:30 UCT.

>>1424777
To be fair, who's to say Quest isn't technically being riddle-some with his phrasing, and that by 'out in the universe', he would actually mean "Ah, well what a coincidence: Glossaryck so happens to exist our there in the universe in comparison to your current position, and you just have to traverse all the way to Marco's House!"?

But otherwise, I do indeed feel it might be more correct to visit Hekapoo.

My only gripes with Hekapoo, though, are not only that our bread is shitty, but also we might not be able to perform a demonstration proving ourselves worthy. Whereas going to Glossaryck merely requires that we be at reasonable enough terms with Star and/or Marco that we can visit their house to speak to him.

>>1424874
If Mami told us of the ritual, I think we're capable of showing our power that will be satisfactory.

>>1424867
Is that Just or Lust?

>>1425137
That would be like Glossaryck telling Star of the Darkness Chapter. Just because we were introduced to it, doesn't mean we're ready for it yet.

>>1425168
whatever your heart desires.

>>1425174
Let's try anyway; summoning materails are cheap. We should be good

>>1425202
Well one thing's for sure: I doubt our Shitty Bread will fly by with Hekapoo. We ARE trying to attract her attention after all; if we're gonna do it, we might as well do it WELL.

Ergo, I suggest we purchase some good bread before trying.

>>1425211
Fine! We'll get fucking better bread! We still need to not get shitty peanut butter anyway.

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QUEST YOU'RE LATE BY 30 SECONDS NOW

>>1425211
Why not make our own bread? That might get us some brownie points with her

RIP quest, he died due to other QMs placing a bounty on his head

F

>>1425251
F

>>1425251
Nefcy got hanged by Jarco supporters

>>1425251
He died because I rolled badly on the Sonic Totem.
F

>>1425248

>implying Anon can cook

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SESSION START

>You are Anon
>Slayer of Sea-Trolls
>Disser of Carnival workers
>Eater of chili dogs
>Sitting in the back of a friend's car as you head home from cutting school to hit the beach
>This time you're not riding alone with Janna
>You're riding with JACKIE and Janna
>Both of which are kinna huddled up on you
>Oskarr climbed onto you all too at first
>A: "Oskarr."
>O: "Yeah?"
>A: "You have to drive."
>O: "Oh. Right."
>It's been an insane Monday
>You still have school tomorrow
>You still don't know where your mom was this morning
>Or how to get back on track for your quest
>Reviving Luna
>Your teacher
>Your guiding light
>Someone in the magical world has to know how to fix THE BOOK
>You remember the ritual Luna showed you
>A circle of red clay
>Bottled Lightning
>A sandwich made of Peanut Butter, Banana and Strawberry Jelly
>Weird
>Oskarr pulls up to your house
>O: "We're here, muchachos."
>A: "Denada."
>Jackie holds on to your hand as you hop out
>J: "Hey."
>A: "Hey, yourself."
>J: "Did you mean what you said?"
>A: "..."
>J: "About tearing the world apart? For me?"
>A: "..."
>You grin, wipe some of the blood from underneath your nose.
>A: "See you at school, ok?"
>They drive off
>As you pop into the house a sight you normally never see lays before you
>Your mom
>Dressed well
>Like, really well
>She looks like an 80s commercial model
>Her hair has been done
>She has her nice purse out
>New looking shoes
>She's passed out but...that's not so unusal


WAKE HER UP?
or
GO TO ROOM?

>>1425291
>GO TO ROOM?
Fuck her we need our rest.

>>1425291
WAKE UP

>>1425291
Go to room

>>1425291
Wake her up. Gotta make sure she's alright.

>>1425291
WAKE HER UP

To wake or not to wake is the question

>>1425291
Let's wake her up, see what's up.

>>1425291
go to room

>>1425291
>Wake her up
Now I'm curious

>>1425291
GO TO ROOM

>>1425291
Better wake this drunk bint up ay

>>1425291
Wake her up, ask what was up with that dog food this morning.

>>1425291
>Wake her up
We must be a good child, and inform our mom that we love her.

>>1425291
wake her up

>>1425291
>GO TO ROOM?

>>1425291
>>1425291
>80s comercial model
oh no... oh god no, Star gave her money to try and make things better, and she spent it on shit didn't she...

Also:
J
BUT WHICH ONE

>>1425291
I guess we try and wake her up. We should try to be gentle about it though.

>>1425291
>Wake Her Up
>Hug?

>>1425319
Why not both?

>>1425291
I hope ma got a nice date or something. She deserves better.

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>>1425324

>>1425319
Shit this might be bad

>>1425324
Change to this

Prediction on today's thread boys?

>>1425338
we nearly die

>>1425338
Baseball.

>>1425338
we fuck up.
a bunch

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>>1425338
Progress on the road to Starfu.

>>1425338
We summon hekapoo and get our scissors

>>1425291
Go to room

>>1425338
Muscles get his arm ass grabbed by the girls

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>>1425338
We keep tumbling down?

>>1425346
No, stop it.

>>1425291
She's prolly had a long day. Let's just go to our room.

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COUNTING THE VOTES!

>A circle of red clay
We got that.

>Bottled Lightning
Uh anyone got ideas

>A sandwich made of Peanut Butter, Banana and Strawberry Jelly
Well we got shit bread, and Jelly i think.
But we don't have PB and i think we should get higher quality bread before we do anything.

>>1425394
Power outlet.

>>1425394
maybe lightning bugs in a jar?
or a battery? I mean its technically contained in something jar like.

>>1425394
>Bottled Lightning
>Uh anyone got ideas

Jumper cables, power station, simulated lightning.

Also, mind telling me WHEN it stated we got shit bread? As far as I know we just got shit butter and then didn't buy it. When did Quest say that the bread was shit? Like, I genuinely want to know.

>>1425394
>Bottled Lightning
Put a battery in a bottle?

>>1425413
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>>1425394
Luna said 'Free Range Lightning' also works.

>>1425409
I believe it was in one of the Inventory Checks a while back?

If I recall, it was before we left home after finding out Mom had dogfood.

>>1425423
Exactly. Meaning not bottled. Really, it seems like the actual electricity is the important factor, not the in the bottle part.

>>1425428
I stand corrected.

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Go to room: 6

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>>1425322
Wake her up: 10

>Mom's music channel plays in your eyes as you think about what to do
>Nothing has ever been right with her life
>Her husband
>Her own choices
>You...

https://youtu.be/nLEOwgm7OUQ?list=RDQMaogeNzR14GM

>You shuffle mom's shoulder a little
>A: "Mom? It's me."
>She mumbles something, rolls over to her side
>You smell alcohol but she doesn't reek or anything
>Weird
>A: "Mom. C'mon you have a bed, ya goob."
>A palm meets your face
>Not hard, just a -pap- in the nose
>M: "In some countries a family can disown kids that call their moms 'goobs.' "
>A: "U.S.A. U.S.A."
>You chuckle
>Only a little nervous about where she's been
>She snickers, finally getting up off the couch
>Her hair is flat on one side
>M: "I'm up. I'm up little goob-spawn."
>A: "Where were you today?"
>M: "Getting groceries...I uh."
>She smiles, eyes still closed against the light of the T.V.
>M: "Saw an old friend."
>Your desire to know more intensifies so much it appears in the subtitles
>M: "I'm gonna hit the hay. You should too if you don't have any homework."
>A: "Y-yeah."
>You are Anon
>14 year old fighter mcwizard skeleton
>Still afraid of your mom catching you ditching
>She drifts upstairs to her room
>Leaving you with the couch


WHAT DO?

>MAKE THE SANDWICH?
>HEAD TO ROOM?
>OTHER?

>>1425448
MAKE THE SANDWICH

>>1425448
ASSEMBLE THE SANDWICH

>>1425448
Do we need dinner?
Were we fed more by the friends?

>>1425448
Make the sandwich

>>1425448
>Head to room
No pb
No good bread
Ritual sandwich can wait.

>>1425448
>Make two sandwiches
>try the sandwich first to see if it's quality enough for a "goddess"
>head to room

>>1425448
>Head to Room
>Contact Star
We forgot to talk to her earlier, as we promised.

>>1425448
whats the quality of the bread?

>>1425448
MAKE FOODWICH!

>>1425448
>MAKE THE SANDWICH?
Well ok
Lets get this stared

SANDWITCH

>>1425459
this

>>1425448
we don't have any peanut butter to make the sandwich. go to bed.

>>1425448
Wait, do we even have the peanut butter? If so, make the sandwich. If not, I guess it's off to bed.

>>1425448
Make the sandwich

>>1425448
head to room

>>1425469
We don't have good peanut butter... unless it's in the groceries.

Check Groceries I guess for good bread, peanut butter, jelly, and bananas.

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>>1425448
I guess we're making the sandwich. I thought that we didn't have peanut butter, but I guess Mom got some while we were out.

>>1425484
See! That's called using your fuckin' brain!

>>1425448
QUEST SAYS BRACE YOURSELVES

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>>1425484
>mfw everyone forgets we have shitty bread and likely no peanut butter
>inb4 Quest reveals we tried to make the sandwich, but forgot we don't have the proper ingredients
>inb4 we wasted resources

AH SHIT.
REV UP THOSE DICE!

>>1425494
Dude! Use your fuckin' brain! Mom went food shopping! Quest is now suggesting it! There's a 86% that Mom got the shit we need!

>>1425494
>wasted two slices of bread and a portion of a jar of jelly
Wow, how will we ever recover?

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>Purpose fills you...
>You
>Enter
>THE KITCHEN

https://youtu.be/qzVBqBosf5w


>BEFORE YOU LIE THE INGREDIENTS

>SHITTY GAS STATION WHITE BREAD
>BANANAS
>MOM'S FAVORITE CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER
>STRAWBERRY JELLY

>You, Anon must cook this sandwich for a GOD
>One that could hold the secret to reviving your lost mentor
>There is NO room for error...
>Or laziness
>You've been cooking for yourself since you were 9
>You crack your knuckles
>Muscles shivers from the sensation
>It begins


THE WAR OF THE SANDWICH HAS BEGUN

YOU WILL MAKE TWO IDENTICAL SANDWICHES

VOTE HERE FOR THE INGREDIENTS AND PREP


https://strawpoll.com/76517xr

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>>1425518
IT BEGIIIIIIIIIIIIINS

>>1425518
This shit ain't a game.
Diagonal Slice or BUST

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IF THIS AIN'T YOUR SANDWICH YOUR SANDWICH IS GARBAGE

>>1425518
Daily Reminder:

All No Crust voters are uncivilized cowards.

>>1425518
BANANAS ON A SANDWICH IS FUCKING CANCER

>>1425533
I agree with this faggot.

There is scientific proof that diagonally sliced bread tastes better and psychologically more favorable for human consumption.

>>1425540
>Raw Bananas
what are you, a monkey?

>>1425518
T O A S T E D B R E A D
O
A
S
T
E
D
B

>>1425518
> toasted
> crust
> sliced bananas
> peanut butter and jelly on bread
> diagonal

If this isn't your sandwich, kindly have a cup of bleach

>>1425544
THATS HOW HEKAPOO LIKES IT YOU DUM

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TWO MINUTES REMAIN

WHAT SHALL BE THE SANDWICH OF THE GODS?

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>>1425540
>Giving the Goddess of dimensional travel Bananas.
ARE YOU NIGGAS TRYING TO GET ANON KILLED

>>1425551
>crust
Fuck outta here

>>1425556
WE DON'T NEED TO CATER TO HER SHITTY FUCKING TASTES

>>1425560
THATS HOW SHE LIKES IT

>>1425560
She fucking likes bananas on it.

>>1425564
THE SANDWICH IS FOR HER YOU IGNORAMUS

>>1425563
> being too much of a manbaby to eat your crusts

I bet you still call your mom into the bathroom to wipe your ass too

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>>1425518
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

>>1425581
FUCK YOU ANON
AND FUCK HEKALEWD FOR HAVING SHIT TASTE

>>1425594
FUCK OFF B1 BATTLE DROID

>>1425591
WHO ARE YOU ON DISCORD FAGGOT

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>>1425591

https://youtu.be/BjDaPOWdx6s


>Looking down upon your creation, pride swells in your chest
>The perfect creation

>A diagonal sliced sandwich
>With Peanut butter on each slice of golden toasted bread
>A sea of warm jelly coats the flawless medallions of sliced banana you pulled from the fruit
>You craft a second one, just to be safe
>You bite in voraciously
>The crunch
>The heat
>The sugary sweetness
>The salty burn of the peanut butter
>The creamy bananas
>It's too much
>Muscles is jealous that you're the only one with tastebuds


CHALLENGE COMPLETE!
SO ENDS THE SANDWICH WAR!

>You head up to your room and pull out your remnants of THE BOOK
>Using the diagram inside you scrawl out the circle you need on a piece of paper
>After some practice, it looks alright
>Time to try it for real

>Your phone buzzes
>It buzzes again
>And again
>Oh wait
>Someone is calling you...
>It's an unknown, local number


ANSWER THE PHONE!?

Y/N

>>1425622
YES

>>1425622
>ANSWER IT

>>1425622
NO

Y

>>1425622
YES
THEN WE HANG-UP ON THEM AFTER WE FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

>>1425622
I do not see why not! Answer!

Also, GUARD THAT PERFECT FUCKING SANDWICH LIKE IT'S OUR LATE MOTHER!

>>1425622
YES

>>1425622
NO, we have more important things to do. Probably a telemarketer anyways.

>>1425622
Whatever PICK UP the phone but make sure to say we are on a time limit.

>>1425622
Y.

>>1425622
N
Fucking scam artists

>>1425622
God damn it, fine.

>>1425622
Y
Might as well

>>1425622
COMPLETE THE RITUAL

>>1425622
yes

>>1425622
>Yes.

Answer THE PHONE

So who want's to bet it's gonna be Star, who out of guilt bought a phone so she could be more prepared to help us in the future.
Here or someone related to Alpho
or maybe Sabrina, or something i don't know

20 bucks it's Star

>>1425669
I bet its marco

>>1425669
I got money on Star or Marco

Also how did our phone survive the ocean? Probably a Nokia.

>>1425622
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE

>>1425669
Implying it isn't our future self giving us a warning to not screw up.

>>1425660
I'm willing to bet it's actually Hekapoo, and this is her way of communicating to us.

>>1425622
>YES

Also QM, has anyone reported or talked about the troll that appeared on the beach? I got this feeling it would be all over the news by now.

>>1425622
Pick up the phone, but be ready to hang up if it isn't important.

>>1425622
Yes, but put on a voice and say it's Bob Williams or something.

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>A: "Aw, c'moooon!"
>You gripe, dropping the hunk of river clay from your fingers
>Your phone's buzzing silences as you slap the answer button
>A: "Moshi Moshi."
>You spit, not realizing how much weeb just spewed out of you
>???: "Nondo! Brudda dude!"
>A: "Justin?"
>Ju: "You know it! How yah livin' man?"
>A: "Uh y'know just..."
>You look over at the diabolical runes covering your desk
>The river clay
>Your blood soaked clothes
>A: "L-like a gangster."
>Ju: "Haha! Awesome. I hate to call you about a favor the first time but I kind of need your help this Friday."
>A: "Why?"
>Ju: "I know you're not much of a sports guy...but that arm of yours is crayzay. Like. Steve-O pre rehab and Ryan Dunn's death crazy."
>A: "Rest in rip."
>Ju: "Peace be with him."
>A: "He's fuckin' Dunn, Son."
>Ju: "Aw, aw dude not cool."
>A: "You're still laughing!"
>Ju: "Aha! Ok ok it's messed up and funny. Dude tho forreal we need you. We're going up against the best team in the District..."
>A: "Justin, I've never even run more than 20 feet unless my life was in danger."
>This isn't even an exaggeration
>Ju: "I just thought maybe you'd want a chance to make it up to Ferg."
>A: "Who?"
>Ju: "Wow. That kid you sent on a pantsless air-trip?"
>A: "Oh! OH THE MASCOT GUY!?"
>Ju: "Yah. He's gonna be there. Big shock, I know. If you were there, made up with him and helped us get out of this game without getting creamed I'm sure it would mean a lot..."
>A: "Well..."

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO JUSTIN?

>>1425732
We'll try to be there, but there's no promises. Who knows what we'll be doing on friday? We might be dead by then.

>>1425732
Sure, why not

>>1425732
"Meet you on friday man, right now I need to do some important stuff"

SEE YOU THERE JUSTIN

>>1425732
Secret DEMON route time!

>"Sorry man, but I'm really busy right now. Life's really messed up for me. Can't make it."

>>1425732
Sure we will help.

>>1425732
Mmmmmmmmm, we gotta do this ritual, but we already dogged Justin once and we don't wanna lose him as a buddy. So I say we go help him out.

>>1425732
Y E S.

For our bro, Justin.
And to make it tup to Ferg.

>>1425756
Demon route is best route.