>>1445657
>>B) Brush up on current events.
I heard we need spaghetti

>>1445657

>>1445657
>>1445692
I'm retarded
>B

>>1445671
>>1445696
You decide to brush up on current events, surfing the web on your voyage to learn a little more than the basic information you've already gotten from speaking to people in general.

The World Shinobi Congress has split between members, though still officially an entity it is now divided along factional lines. One of these new, unofficial blocs is headed by the Hidden Rain, while the other is headed by the Hidden Frost. The cause of this division is mostly unclear.

It seems the only reason that the Five Great Nations Alliance hasn't taken advantage of this is that there's infighting among them as well. The Hidden Leaf and Sand seem to be squaring off against the Hidden Mist and Cloud, while the Hidden Stone stays out of it. The power of the aristocracy seems to be dividing the Great Nations, with the Leaf and Sand having a vested interest in weakening the Daimyo, and the Mist and Cloud Daimyo having increasing powers.

Aside from all this, disappearances are more and more common in unaligned nations, like the Snow and countries bordering the Land of Iron.

You spend most of the day going through this, and the bullet train arrives in the Hidden Stone around sunset. The sun setting over the mountains is a sight to behold, and you greatly appreciate the fact that rail travel is so much faster now, even if the option is more expensive.

Stepping off the train, you spot a well-dressed man holding up a sign with your name on it.

>A) Go to him.

>B) Explore the station a bit more.

>C) Call Baratsuchi.

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1445747
>A) Go to him.

>>1445747
>C) Call Baratsuchi.

>>1445790
What? You don't trust the Tsuchikage to not milk you dry for your moonseed?

>>1445802
not really, no

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1445783
>>1445790
I might start using a different tiebreaker method soon.

>>1445783
>>1445832
You approach the man holding the sign, he appears to be some kind of chauffeur.

"Kuro Nijiiroh?" He asks, rather cheerfully.

"Yes," you answer, a tad hesitant.

"I'm here on behalf of Miss Baratsuchi, she regrets not coming down herself, but she needed to finish preparations, I'll accompany you to the manor." He tells you with a smile.

>A) "Thank you."

>B) "I'm sure I can find it on my own."

>C) Something else (What?)

>>1445851
>A) "Thank you."

>>1445851
>>A) "Thank you."
well if Kuro ends up as a breeding station then who cares

>>1445864
>then who cares
People who liked the concept of being kidnapped by the Raikage.

>>1445864
I think he has enough power to make a bit of a ruckus so that people will notice. Then the political bullshit will really start.

>>1445855
>>1445864
"Thank you," you express your gratitude, following him to another section of the station.

Your guide leads you to a part of the station where trolleys are lined up side-by-side. All of them are in good condition, but he leads you to a small one absolutely shining. It's the same model as the others, perhaps a bit updated, with a sharp silver and pink paint job. You know that the rich enjoy significant privileges in the Hidden Stone, but Baratsuchi's family really has enough sway to do something like this?

You're pretty surprised, but board the car nonetheless, your guide getting into the conductor's seat. You sit down on one of the cushioned seats, marveling at the interior of the car, which belongs in a manor more than it belongs on a trolley.

>A) Sit back and enjoy the ride.

>B) Ask the chauffeur some questions.

>C) Call Baratsuchi.

>D) Something else (What?)

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>mfw I've made the Stone modern Russia

>>1445938
>C) Call Baratsuchi.

>>1445938
>C) Call Baratsuchi.

>>1445975
>>1446050
You call Baratsuchi, and she picks up before the first ring is even over.

"Hello, Kuro! So good to hear from you," she certainly seems cheery, "so you've finally come to the Hidden Stone proper, how do you like the hospitality so far?"

>A) It's great.

>B) It's over the top.

>C) Just how rich is she?

>D) It's not your style.

>E) Ask her something else (What?)

>F) Say something else (What?)

>>1446088
>A) It's great.

>>1446088
>A) It's great.
>F) Say something else (What?)
It's good to just kick back and relax

>>1446088
>A) It's great.
>C) Just how rich is she?

>>1446183
>>1446207
"It's great," you respond with a genuine smile, "it's good to just kick back and relax."

"I'm glad you like it, some foreigners think that we can be 'ostentatious'," she says the last word with mocking venom.

You chuckle lightly, "It's charming, really," you respond to her concerns.

You carry on with the small talk as the trolley carries you deeper in to the village. Eventually, you start to go uphill, it's a rather steep incline actually. You say something about this, and Baratsuchi perks up.

"Oh wonderful! You're almost here!" Your girlfriend is extremely cheerful.

Looking out the window to the front, you see Baratsuchi's home. It's practically a palace, huge, even compared to your mansion back on the Moon. It's a stone structure, three floors, except for some bits at the corners which are five, two wings extend from the sides of the main structure, projecting away from you. This is all atop of one of the plentiful hills of the Land of Earth, sitting on a well-kept patch of greenery, there's a considerable fence around the grounds as well.

"How do you like it?" Baratsuchi pulls you out of your ogling.

>A) "It's a castle!"

>B) "How rich are you?"

>C) "It's beautiful."

>D) "It IS ostentatious."

>E) "You're still the most beautiful thing in there."

>F) Something else (What?)

>>1446317
>A) "It's a castle!"
>E) "You're still the most beautiful thing in there."

>>1446317
>>B) "How rich are you?"
>E) "You're still the most beautiful thing in there."

>>1446317
>A) "It's a castle!"
>E) "You're still the most beautiful thing in there."

>>1446324
>>1446331
"It's a castle!" You respond, feeling her smugness leak through the receiver, "I bet it was built to protect the most precious thing in there, you." You lay on the romance, and feel.

"Oh Kuro," she says, rather flustered. "It's great that you kept that silver tongue despite the Moon."

"If I changed too much I might risk losing you, and we wouldn't want that," you tell her.

"Save it for when we see each other," she responds playfully.

That should be soon, so you hang up with a truncated farewell.

The trolley stops at a remise inside the walls, which is practically a train station in and of itself.

Stepping into the covered building (which is even heated, what are the operating costs of this place?), you catch site of Baratsuchi for the first time in three years.

She's certainly grown up, but her style is largely the same, her hair is even styled into drills, though she's upped the number from two to five, and they're smaller. She's even got on a gothic pink dress. She's now shorter than you by a few inches though, which you like, and her erm, assets, have certainly grown, which you like even more. Her eyepatch has gotten flashier somehow, black bordered with pink stitching with a pink rose in the middle, and metallic pink straps made to look like rose stems.

>How do you greet her after all this time?

Sorry for any delays, but the cat was acting up, and 4chan is being an abject cunt tonight.

>>1446452
>Bear hug, and kiss on the lips.

>>1446452
Kiss de girl

>>1446452
>Cheerful hug
>Kiss on the lips
"I missed you"

>>1446483
>>1446485
>>1446564
You move to Baratsuchi, engulfing her in a hug before she can react, and planting a kiss on her lips, which she greedily returns. When you break it off, she looks you over.

"Wow Kuro, I really like the new look," she puts a hand to her chin, "well, except the robe," she clicks her tongue, shrugging, "ah well, we can go shopping while you're here, come now, I'll show you around."

You follow Baratsuchi out as her people carry your things off of the trolley.

The pinkette shows you through the grounds in front of the house, a few flower gardens and a fountain being the standouts, before she shows you into the house proper.

"Ah, it's getting late," she observes, "I'll give you a tour of the house tomorrow, for now you must be hungry, or tired, would you like to see the dining room, or where we- you'll be staying?"

>A) The dining room.

>B) The bedrooms.

>>1446566
>A) The dining room.

>>1446566
>The dining rooms
Then
>Bedrooms
We should keep our stamina up for tonight.

>>1446566
>A) The dining room.

>>1446566
>B) The bedrooms.

>>1446572
>>1446587
>>1446590
"I'm starving," you admit, "I haven't really eaten since breakfast, I hope that your cooks meet my standards though."

Baratsuchi cocks her eyebrow, which you would probably misconstrue as surprise, if you weren't able to see the pink line atop her patched eye as well. "I'm sure that my chefs are more than practiced enough to feed you, Kuro, even if they aren't cooking prodigies like you."

You grin, following Baratsuchi to dinner, which is baked lobster, along with mushroom polenta. It's very good, Baratsuchi wasn't wrong, but you're sure that you and your mother could beat Baratsuchi's chefs handily.

Once dinner is done, Baratsuchi gets up to lead you to the bedrooms.

>A) "So where won't we be sleeping tonight?" (Flirt)

>B) "Where will I be staying?"

>C) Something else (What?)

>>1446669

>A) "So where won't we be sleeping tonight?" (Flirt)

>>1446669
>A) "So where won't we be sleeping tonight?" (Flirt)

>>1446669
>A) "So where won't we be sleeping tonight?" (Flirt)

>>1446677
>>1446679
>>1446684
>And I'll end it there for tonight, blueballing my loyal anons as well as Kuro. Next session tomorrow, as always, I'll stick around.

Has Kuro become Sanji?

>>1446707
you're a fucking cunt. I just checked twitter to show up too. Barely been 3 hours

>>1446720
I know that it wasn't the longest run, but I couldn't go much later anyway, tomorrow should be different.

>>1446720
All his sessions are short as fuck these days

>>1445657
Still no pastebin, truly No Country is worst QM

>Get here
>thread over
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

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>>1448156
>Why are we here? Just to suffer?
Following No Country is suffering.

>>1448635
I can't wait for the OP quest so you can leave from that too

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Future Naruto Quest

This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga and Anime. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, though a bit more refined, and the villages you know and love are largely the same, though their diplomatic situations may not be.

However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and Shippuden..

You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a fifteen year old Hidden Leaf Chunin. Once a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father Aomon, a Tokubetsu Jounin who specializes in Hand Seals, also living with you is your cousin Haiiro, who's mother sent her to attend the Ninja Academy.

You've returned to the World after three years of being consigned to the Moon for general Otsutsukery, and also the degradation of the diplomatic order of the world.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest

Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM

Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats: Coming Soon

Last Time, Kuro arrived in the Hidden Stone.

"So, where won't we be sleeping tonight?" You ask Baratsuchi with a playful grin.

She doesn't take your bait, "I've arranged a bed for you, if that's what you mean, and I do intend to sleep tonight, you're welcome to do what you wish," she gives you a smug smile in return to your grin, "though you will be in a room adjacent to mine."

She shows you what she means when you reach her room. Between her actual room and the hallway is a small room without much in it, besides a chair, a small table, and a twin bed.

"I'm just through here," she says, tapping on the door to her actual room, "I'm not sure why it was designed like this, but it's certainly convenient."

>A) "Thanks, this is nice."

>B) "This isn't very hospitable."

>C) "I bet your bed has more room, even with two people." (Persuade)

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1448860
>>A) "Thanks, this is nice."

>>1448860
>c

>>1448860

>C) "I bet your bed has more room, even with two people." (Persuade)

>>1448864
>>1448865
>First three 1d100

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1448883
I shall woo her with my edgyness

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>1448883

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>1448883
spaghetto

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>>1448885
>>1448886
Pic related.

>>1448884
No you won't.

>>1448889
I thought it was 5's and lower that were fails?

>>1448889
I can't allow kuro to do well on social rolls
>>1448891
59 isn't exactly amazing

>>1448891
Rolls under five are critfails, these rolls are just normal fails.

>>1448895
>>1448894
Fuck, I thought she wanted our love. She seemed to on the phone.

>>1448884
You roll your eyes, "Come on Baratsuchi," you gesture to the small room, "it's way more spacious in there, even with the two of us."

Your plea falls on deaf ears, and the Stone ninja crosses her arms, "Don't be ungrateful, this was the best I could do on such short notice."

It's probably not best to push the issue, you decide.

"Now then, will there be anything else tonight, Kuro?" She asks, seemingly not upset.

>A) Yes (What?)

>B) No.

>>1448899
She's still a very proper girl, it takes more than a roll in the 50's to convince her to fug.

>>1448906
>>B) No.
>>1448899
She's quite a proper woman, why would she just jump right into that

>>1448906
>B) No. Go to bed all moopy like an abused puppy.

>>1448910
Well, She seemed super excited on the phone. She has betrayed us.

>>1448911
People who are forced to deal with such strict upbringings usually do there best to run free when presented with the chance.

>>1448915
>usually
Are you implying that she's typical? How insulting.

>>1448635
Boy, do I know that pain.
>>1448915
Maybe she can actually restrain her thirst unlike us/Kuro.

>>1448911
>>1448915
You just shake your head.

"Good," Baratsuchi responds, "because I'd like to be out early tomorrow, we can discuss what to do in the morning."

With that, she leaves you, shutting the inner doors to her room.

You just change, your luggage being placed here before you got here, and go to bed like a kicked puppy.

When you wake up in the morning, you hear Baratsuchi getting ready for the day in the next room. You do the same, waiting for her in the dining room when you're done, enjoying a breakfast of crepes and coffee.

Baratsuchi arrives a few minutes later, "You're up early Kuro," she observes, dressed to the nines as always.

>A) "I suppose."

>B) "You just took a long time to get ready."

>C) Something else (What?)

>>1448957
>>A) "I suppose."
Sleeping on the moon and stuff

>>1448957
>A)

>>1448957
>A) "I suppose."

>>1448957
>a

>>1448961
>>1448964
>>1448966
>>1448969
Your first time seeing her since you got back and you're already pussy-whipped.

Back in my day a women got the belt for quips like that.

>>1448977
After those rolls, I'm fairly certain we're castrated at this point.

Plus, I can't think of a sarcastic or sweet remark, so I can't offer anything in that department right now.

>>1448961
>>1448964
>>1448966
>>1448969
"I suppose," you respond with a shrug.

After Baratsuchi joins you for breakfast, she confronts your for choices to do for the day.

"Well, I could show you around the village in general, or we could go shopping," she begins, "though, I don't remember you being particularly keen on that, I could introduce you to the ninja institutions of the Village if you want that, and seeing the sights would be nice," she finishes, "unless you have something else in mind."

>A) Just a tour sounds nice.

>B) You could swallow a day of shopping.

>C) Finding out more about how the Stone ticks would be cool.

>D) You just want to see the sights.

>E) How about sampling the village's cuisine?

>F) Why not have a sparring match?

>G) Something else (What?)

>>1448992
>D) You just want to see the sights.
all of these will end up with Kuro seeing someone important
Like the Tsuchikage

>>1448992
>D)
>>1448998
Time to start the rock tits harem.

>>1448992

>E) How about sampling the village's cuisine?

>F) Why not have a sparring match?

>>1448992
>f

Let's bully her

>>1448998
>>1449000
I feel that it is not the appropriate time to address these rumors.

You two team up to attempt to get a harem going in Totto Land, won't you?

>>1448992
>>B) You could swallow a day of shopping.

>>1449008
>>1449000
>>1448998
>Tfw I'm able to say i'm finally proud of NTFS and Dice.

>>1448992
>D) You just want to see the sights.

>>1449008
Well I mean, I am now

>>1449012
>>1449014
The Deadly Alliance has been formed to hunt for rock tits harem members, I guess.
>>1449008
Could be worse. Could be trying to revive some trash Sand genin.

>>1448998
>>1449000
>>1449013
"I'd like to see the sights, after all, you made them sound pretty nice back when I showed you around the Leaf," you answer Baratsuchi's question.

"That sounds like a lovely time," she responds.

After breakfast, you both get ready for going out, it's a sunny day, and rather warm, so you don't have much to take. As you're leaving the room, Baratsuchi pokes her head in.

"Kuro, do you want your own parasol, or do you just want to share mine?" She queries.

>A) "I don't want a parasol."

>B) "I'll take one."

>C) "I guess I'll share yours."

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1449033
>>C) "I guess I'll share yours."

>>1449033
>c

>>1449033

>C) "I guess I'll share yours."

>>1449017
>The Deadly Alliance has been formed to hunt for rock tits harem members, I guess.

What about the spoiler?

>>1449033
>C) "I guess I'll share yours."

>>1449033
>C)
>>1449042
I actually had to look up Totto Land to recall it being from OP, it's been awhile.

The answer is no, because I don't want diabetus in our family line.

On the OP quest, who would actually want to be from the Sky Blue. shittiest sea

>>1449059
I might have voted it out of general 'I don't fucking remember all these places' apathy and just being content with taking part in a quest.

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>>1449053
The only beetus you'll get from her is because she's so sweet. :^)

>>1449059
Nigga, what the fuck is the Sky Blue?

>>1449060
I still need to finish Dressrosa and get through Zou desu. Even though I have been reading Totto Land.

>>1449059
>>1449068

I want the New blue? The place where it took 3 years to train before they even embarked to it Cause of the power jump.

>>1449063
The sky ocean nigger
I want the west blue though
>>1449069
Do you mean the New World?
That can't be a starter

>>1449079
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12933308
>Can't be a starter

Was there another one i missed on his twitter?

>>1449036
>>1449038
>>1449041
>>1449045
>>1449053
"I guess I'll share yours," you tell Baratsuchi noncommittally.

She ducks back into the other room, and you hear her grumbling, sifting through her things.

She comes out holding a white parasol, "Here we go, I didn't have one to match my dress," she's wearing a red dress, though you think the white and gold parasol goes fine with it, "so this one will have to do." She shakes her head sadly, "So where would you like to go first?"

>A) Stone Monument.

>B) Somewhere with a view.

>C) Her favorite place in the village.

>D) A museum of some sort.

>E) The Tsuchikage's office, or tower, or whatever.

>F) Somewhere else (Where?)

>>1449088
why would the new world be a starter place though, that seems like a weird power level to start at.
>>1449091
>C) Her favorite place in the village.

>>1449079
That's called the White-White Sea, where Sky Islands are.

>>1449088
That's where you're from, not where you start.

>>1449091
>>C) Her favorite place in the village.

>>1449091
>D) A museum of some sort.
>Ask whats wrong

>>1449094
>>1449096
Fuck you guys, I like the idea of starting from the New World or hailing from it.

>>1449100
Nothing wrong with wanting to hail from the New World.

>>1449106
You'd know a shit ton more about things than any shmuck from the other seas
It'd be neat in that regard

>>1449109
You'll know a lot no matter what, Revolutionaries are woke in general.

>>1449112
oh right.
you wanna do being a revolutionary
yaaaaay
Pirates are the only free people

>>1449094
>>1449099
"Where's your favorite place in the village?" You ask as you step out the door.

Baratsuchi seems surprised by this.

"Oh, well, I'm sure that you don't want to go there, it's not very exciting, and it's really an acquired taste," she says, uncharacteristically shyly.

>A) "Yes I do."

>B) Don't push it.

>>1449125
>>A) "Yes I do."

>>1449125
>A) "Yes I do."

>>1449122
Freedom is overrated.

If you really want to you can switch allegiances, which isn't unrestricted, but there's a lot of freedom to it.

>>1449131
It depends on how much the character is invested in the ideal of the revolutionaries.
They could range from fanatic to whimsical.

>>1449142
That's all up to you. Some factions do have requirements to join though, like Big Mom, or Doflamingo.

>>1449150
you listed the two worst examples, except for maybe blackbeard

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>>1449159
>two worst examples
You don't want a waifu? Or to invert her sugar?

>>1449128
>>1449130
>First three 1d100s

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1449174

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>1449174
PASTA ATTACK GO

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1449174


>>1449173
Can we get that kinky dungeon torturer in the super prison?

>>1449186
>Can we get that kinky dungeon torturer in the super prison?
Fuck no, the Impel Down staff are more fanatical than the Marines.

>>1449177
>>1449180
>>1449186
>Success! Writing.

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>>1449191
sounds like somebody doesn't like Sadi-Chan

>>1449193
The fact that you enjoy getting skewered in the asshole by a trident doesn't make us want to take part in it, faggot.

>>1449197
>not wanting to dominate the dominatrix
It's like you suck penis for a living

>>1449177
>>1449180
>>1449186
"Yes, I do Baratsuchi," you tell her, looking her in the eye.

"Fine," she concedes, "but it's not really the place for romance, or anything but solemn respect really, got it?"

You tell her that you do, and after a short ride to the bottom of the hill, follow Baratsuchi through the winding streets of the Hidden Stone.

After a long walk, nearly four hours, you come to a large graveyard a short distance outside the village, to the north of it.

>A) "Why is this your favorite place in the village?"

>B) "I knew that you liked Gothic stuff, but this is a little much."

>C) Say nothing.

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1449201
>>C) Say nothing.
Ah, her mother probably lies here

>>1449201
>A)

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>>1449193
>Sadi
Not even the best girl in Impel Down.

>>1449201
>C) Say nothing.
oh. oh I get it.

>>1449201
>pay respect to whoever she is there to see.

>>1449202
>>1449206
You don't say anything, just hanging back as she approaches the gate.

"Well, here we are," she tells you, hesitantly, "do you want to go in or..."

"It's up to you, really," you offer to the girl.

"I'll go in, but it's up to you if you want to come in with me." She says.

>A) You'll go with her.

>B) You'll stay here.

>>1449232
>>A) You'll go with her.

>>1449232
>A) You'll go with her.
what kind of shit boyfriend would we be if we didn't

>>1449232
>A) You'll go with her.

>Tfw its just for the rabbit we gave her.

>>1449238
>what kind of shit boyfriend would we be if we didn't
Maybe she likes being alone in moments like this.

>>1449243
she was willing to show this place to him in the first place

>>1449245
After a persuasion roll.

>>1449234
>>1449238
>>1449240
>Writing

>>1449234
>>1449238
>>1449240
"I'll go with you, it would make me feel bad if I let you go alone," you tell her.

"Alright Kuro," Baratsuchi says with a fidget, "um, thanks."

Again, you let her take the lead, and the two of you end up deep in the cemetery, in a very nice, sunny section.

You're in front of a small, sealed mausoleum, the names and, birth and death dates of Baratsuchi's brother and mother on plaques on the side.

Baratsuchi instructs you to sit on a bench facing the monument while she approaches it. After a minute, she comes to join you.

"Sorry if it's a little somber, but I like to come here sometimes, I know, it's odd..." she trails off, rolling her unopened parasol in her hands.

>What say?

>>1449257
take the parasol and put it off to the side and just hold her hand comfortingly

>>1449257
>I guess it kinda suits you in a way

>>1449257
>Get on a knee and say its nice to meet them, and they have a lovely daughter/sister.

That feel when you went to a graveyard of a girlfriends and sat there. Talking with her and the headstone.

>>1449262
oh shit
i wanna change to this

>>1449262
>Spoiler
Are you stalking me or something?

>Captcha is a street sign with "Cemetery Access" written on it.
Wew.

>>1449265
Nah. Also NTFS changed so make note of that.

I just know to respect the dead and stuff.

>>1449262
Supporting this.

>>1449262
>>1449264
You just shake your head, telling her to wait for a minute.

You step away from the bench, standing in front of the mausoleum, "I'm sorry that we can't be meeting under better circumstances, but it's nice to meet you- both of you," you begin. "I just wanted to say that you have a lovely daughter, and a lovely sister."

You go back to sit with Baratsuchi.

>A) "Are you ready to go?"

>B) "Is there anywhere else you'd like to go?"

>C) Just sit with her.

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1449276
>>C) Just sit with her.

>>1449276
>C) Just sit with her.
>If possible ask her about them, But don't push.

>>1449276
>C) Just sit with her
backing >>1449279

>>1449276
>C)

>>1449276
>B) "Is there anywhere else you'd like to go?"

Sorry for the delay, the airport restaurant shits just hit me.

>>1449278
>>1449279
>>1449284
>>1449287
>First four 1d100 (no critfails because I have a heart).

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>1449337

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1449337
I demand critfails

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>1449337
If you ask, but I didn't want to talk about it if she didn't wan it.

In OP if you chose to have a DF it will be a Logia with an elemental advantage over one of the Admirals.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>1449339
>>1449341
>>1449344
Watch how the QM does it.

>>1449344
Sitting with Baratsuchi for a few minutes, holding her hand, you decide to break the silence.

"What were they like? If you want to share, that is," you ask Baratsuchi, not expecting too much.

"My brother was younger than me," she starts, "he was father's favorite, even though he looked up to me more than anyone else, you already know that we..." she trails off, lightly touching her left eye.

She goes quiet for a few more minutes.

"My mother was beautiful, and so nice, and caring," she sighs, "my brother took after her I think, I got more of my father." She then adds, "my personality, that is, I know that I can be cold and aloof Kuro, but it's just..." she sighs, "it's just part of how I deal, and it's just me."

>A) "You know that doesn't change how I feel about you."

>B) "So? I still love you."

>C) "Is that how they'd want to see you?"

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1449376
I love you the way you are

>>1449376
>A) "You know that doesn't change how I feel about you."

>B) "I still love you for you."

>>1449376
Supporting >>1449386

>>1449386
>>1449395
"So? I still love you," you reassure Baratsuchi, who squeezes you in a hug.

"Thank you Kuro," she says, burying her head in your shoulder.

After a few minutes of sitting like this, Baratsuchi stands. "Would you like to do something now? It will be evening when we get back, so we don't have to stay out."

>A) Do something else (What?)

>B) Just go back to the mansion.

>>1449410
>B) Just go back to the mansion.

>>1449410
>Go out and see the city at night?

>>1449410
>A) Do something else (What?)
lets check out the nightlife

>>1449410
>See the city at night.

>>1449433
>>1449454
"We could see the city at night, that could be nice," you suggest to your girlfriend, who seems to think it over.

"Yes, I suppose that could be nice, what sort of things did you have in mind?" She asks.

>A) Checking out the nightlife.

>B) Just taking in the city.

>C) Something else (What?)

>>1449474
>A) Checking out the nightlife.

>>1449474
>B)
Show me ninja rossiya no country

>>1449474
>>B) Just taking in the city.

>>1449476
>>1449511
"How about the night life?" You suggest, as the two of you make your way back into the village.

Baratsuchi cocks her head, "Night life?"

"Yeah, like clubs, and bars, and what not," you answer her.

"Oh," is her reply, "well, I guess, if that's what you'd like we can find one."

After another, considerable walk, along with nightfall, Baratsuchi leads you to a large, gated, well lit building. "How is this?" She asks, gesturing at it.

>A) "Is this a country club?"

>B) "This isn't what I meant."

>C) "Yeah, it's fine."

>D) "Just, let's find a bar or restaurant or something."

>E) Something else (What?)

>>1449536
>D) "Just, let's find a bar or restaurant or something."

>>1449536
>>C) "Yeah, it's fine."

>>1449536
>D)

>>1449544
>>1449603
You pinch the bridge of your nose, "Let's just... let's just find a bar or a restaurant or something," you tell Baratsuchi, a bit surprised at her ignorance.

"What's wrong with here?" Baratsuchi asks with a huff, "This is a club, isn't it?"

"Not the kind I meant," you tell her, before finding a restaurant online, and practically dragging your date there.

When you both sit down, Baratsuchi crosses her arms, turning her nose up at you.

You sigh, not sure if you should blame yourself.

>What do you order?

>>1449626
>One of all the specials.
>Tell her about the moon and that she's being adorable.

>>1449630
Second this

>>1449630
>>1449656
You order some of their specials, and Baratsuchi orders something light, along with a glass of wine for the both of you.

When the food arrives, you smile at her, "You know, you're being adorable tonight."

Baratsuchi just sips her wine, glaring at you.

"Well, since you're not being talkative, I guess I'll tell you about the Moon," you shrug, starting to eat.

>A) Tell her about your living situation.

>B) Tell her about the Otsutsuki.

>C) Tell her about the city.

>D) Tell her about the rest of the Moon.

>E) Tell her about something else (What?)

>>1449732
>A) Tell her about your living situation.
>D) Tell her about the rest of the Moon.

>Also mutter in thank you for actually seeing us and all that. The moon sucked.

>>1449732
>A) Tell her about your living situation.
>D) Tell her about the rest of the Moon.

>>1449732
>A) Tell her about your living situation.
>B) Tell her about the Otsutsuki.

>>1449732
Supporting >>1449787

>>1449767
>>1449787
>>1449794
"I had my own mansion on the Moon, you know, it wasn't quite your house, but it was nice enough," you begin. "It was really empty though," you add with a sigh.

"There were six of us there, in the city," you continue, "the city was ancient," you then add.

"Anyway, the rest of the moon was beautiful, an endless expanse of forests and lakes, it was a great place to go out and be alone honestly."

Baratsuchi opens up a little more as dinner goes on, engaging you in conversation talking about the moon.

You leave later into the night, mildly inebriated, and arrive at the mansion very late.

>A) Go to bed on your own.

>B) Try to get her to sleep with you.

>>1449804
>B) Try to get her to sleep with you.
Who dares wins

>>1449804
>B) Try to get her to sleep with you.
nothing ventured and all

>>1449804
>B) Try to get her to sleep with you for cuddles and how super cold the moon was and lifeless and dead and how she is our becon of light and warmth.

I dropped this.

>>1449804
>>A) Go to bed on your own.

if we roll a 100 here I'm guessing she gets knocked up? that's my fetish so I hope so

>>1449812
u fuckin wot m8

>>1449825
No, that would be a different roll altogether.

>>1449808
>>1449810
>>1449812
>First three 1d100+3!

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>1449851

Rolled 14 + 3 (1d100 + 3)

>>1449851
Becky plz

Rolled 45 + 3 (1d100 + 3)

>>1449851
WOMAN LET US LOVE YOU.

>>1449855
>>1449868
>>1449870
I'll let you have one more because the first was rolled improperly.

Rolled 38 + 3 (1d100 + 3)

>>1449882

>>1449882
;-; we atleast passed the curling up on the sofa and cuddling threshold right?

>>1449901
Ha.

>>1449868
>>1449870
>>1449893
>Failure!
>Writing.

>>1449901
Sorry for failing you, anon. ;~;

>>1449870
Once again, you try to get into Baratsuchi's bed, only to once again fail.

The next morning, you're once again up before her, and discuss what to do over breakfast.

She seems to have realized what you meant by a club last night as well.

>A) Just a tour sounds nice.

>B) You could swallow a day of shopping.

>C) Finding out more about how the Stone ticks would be cool.

>D) You just want to see the sights.

>E) How about sampling the village's cuisine?

>F) Why not have a sparring match?

>G) Something else (What?)

>>1449939
>C) Finding out more about how the Stone ticks would be cool.

>>1449939
>B) You could swallow a day of shopping.

Gotta do something to make her happy.

>>1449939
>B) You could swallow a day of shopping.
>G) if she promises we get better chances tonight

>>1449939
>E)

>>1449939
>B) You could swallow a day of shopping.

>>1449952
What a shitty idea anon

>>1449939
>>B) You could swallow a day of shopping.

>>1449952
>Anon shows why he can't get laid.

>>1449951
>>1449952
>>1449958
>>1449962
You tell Baratsuchi that you could handle a day of shopping.

You could not handle a day of shopping.

By the time lunch rolls around, you're hauling such a volume of bags, hatboxes, and various other containers for your girlfriend, along with some things she bought for you, that you need to call the mansion and get them hauled up by someone else.

When lunch is over, it's back to shopping.

Once your adventure in shopping is over, and you return to the mansion, Baratsuchi holds a veritable fashion show of what you both got during the day.

Finally, what felt like an A-ranked mission comes to an end, and you feel like you just want to keel over and sleep.

>A) Just crawl into your own bed and let sleep wash away the visions of endless dress shopping.

>B) Tiredness be damned, there's something you must do while on this trip!

>>1450016
>B) Tiredness be damned, there's something you must do while on this trip!

>>1450016
>B) Tiredness be damned, there's something you must do while on this trip!

>>1450016
>B) Tiredness be damned, there's something you must do while on this trip!

Is the DC is going up with every fail?

>>1450016
>B) Tiredness be damned, there's something you must do while on this trip!

>>1450027
It's really just based on circumstance.

>>1450020
>>1450021
>>1450027
>>1450031
>First three 1d100+8!

Rolled 37 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>1450046

Rolled 8 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>1450046

Rolled 24 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>1450046

Rolled 70 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>1450046
Depression

jesus christ, give up already, Im sure shes sick of us badgering her about it

>>1450057
50 seconds late anon.

>>1450049
>>1450050
>>1450054
Just because you wouldn't have critfailed doesn't mean that you couldn't fail.

>Writing

>>1450064
what was this roll eeven for?

I honestly don't even know the point of this quest anymore, it's literally all filler with no substantial content

>>1450049
>>1450050
>>1450054
Once again, you're shot down. You decide that maybe you'll stop asking Baratsuchi about it, she probably just needs time to come around.

The next morning, the day's activities are once again talked about over breakfast. One upside about last night is you slept like a rock though, so you're particularly energized this morning.

>A) A tour of the villages nice.

>B) Why not have a sparring match?

>C) Finding out more about how the Stone ticks would be cool.

>D) You just want to see the sights.

>E) How about sampling the village's cuisine?

>F) Something else (What?)

>>1450090
>C) Finding out more about how the Stone ticks would be cool.
Kuro just has the worst luck

>>1450090
>>E) How about sampling the village's cuisine?

>>1450090
>B) Why not have a sparring match?

>>1450088
People voted for the "more filler" route twice, there's some demand for it.

>>1450090

>C) Finding out more about how the Stone ticks would be cool.

>>1450104
I don't see how this could be fun for anybody but I don't speak for everyone

>>1450109
It gives me more time to develop other things, I guess?

So if you like One Piece, it's good for you in some way.

>>1450118
It's just totally ridiculous to have the first 4 threads of a hyped up new season and have nothing significant happen in any of them

>>1450126
It's what the people wanted. And it's not like the two timeskip quests where there was definite vote manipulation.

>>1450132
Whatever nigga all I know is you're being a real shit QM these days

>>1450132
I think its been fun so far.
could use more roles though.

>>1450091
>>1450105
"I suppose it could be interesting to see how the Hidden Stone works," you offer Baratsuchi.

She agrees to give you a tour of what she's certain won't get her in any hot water, and switches out her eyepatch to one with a small metal piece on it, stone emblem carved into the metal.

When you get down to the village, once again taking the trolley, Baratsuchi leads you to the military section, a series of buildings built into the thinner promontories towards the center of the village.

While walking through this section, Baratsuchi speaks to you with a bit of smug pride in her voice, "I'm sure you could give me a comprehensive enough tour of the Leaf's facilities, but I'll show you what jounin clearance gets me here." She flips one of her drills back with a flourish, "So, what do you want to see first?"

>A) The Tsuchikage's tower-bunker thing.

>B) The Academy.

>C) You'd like to see their sensory division.

>D) Ask what the clans are like here.

>E) Ask about the Jinchuuriki.

>F) "Why not get a team, since you're a jounin?"

>G) Something else (What?)

Action is overrated.

>>1450169
>A) The Tsuchikage's tower-bunker thing.

>>1450169
>F) "Why not get a team, since you're a jounin?"
>D) Ask what the clans are like here.

I take it we can ask one inbetween seeing the clans.

>>1450171
It's good you think that way, because I'm skipping probably half the arcs in One Piece, unless people go out of their way to get involved.

>>1450169
>A) The Tsuchikage's tower-bunker thing.
>F) "Why not get a team, since you're a jounin?"

>>1450171
Action would be nice but what we really need is plot

>>1450179
>>1450186
Whatever, I'll be happy with some character development if it happens.

>>1450174
>>1450184
"I'd like to see the Tsuchikage's Tower," you tell Baratsuchi, and she starts leading you there, "err, bunker? What exactly is it?" You then question.

Baratsuchi gives a shrug, "It's the Tsuchikage's Keep, official," she tells you, "but no one ever calls it that."

"What do you call it?"

The eyepatch-clad girl just shrugs again.

"So, if you're a jounin, why not get a genin team? You were pretty strong, last time I checked, and you have been promoted since then." You decide to get a little more personal with your questions as you ascend the winding staircase inside the tower.

"It seems like a lot of work," Baratsuchi responds flatly.

>A) "That's it, it's just work?"

>B) "You're just too lazy?"

>C) "You don't do ninja work often, do you?"

>D) "I see."

>E) Something else (What?)

>>1450217
>E) Something else (What?)
It could be fun, right?

>>1450217
>E
I want one myself

>>1450217
>>D) "I see."

>>1450249
>>1450221
"But could be fun though, if you think about it," you offer to her.

Baratsuchi rebuffs you, "I have thought about it, I don't see the real fun in it."

You do remember Baratsuchi's own three-man team being... less than in-sync.

"I see," you say, letting the conversation drop.

Baratsuchi leads you through a door at one of the highest floors, gesturing into the atrium, "This is the heart of the village Kuro," she tells you, "or at least the chest cavity."

>End session, we'll return probably tomorrow night, as always, I'll stick around for a little.

I'll try to get started sometime between quarter past seven and eight.

For now, I'm up for some pregaming.

>>1451824
Kuro gonna die alone and sad.

>>1451833
Probably not, it won't [u]all[/u] be up to the dice.

And better yet it's not up to Dice.