>>1490566
>>Maybe you can wake her up? It shouldn’t be impossible.

>>1490566
>>Maybe you can wake her up? It shouldn’t be impossible.

You look around the room for a minute, but then decide, your going to wake her.

>rub her shoulder, the good one.
>there's an adrenaline needle on the table nearby.
>sleeping beauty method, try kissing her.
>write in.

>>1490627
>>write in.
>HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP!

>>1490627
>>there's an adrenaline needle on the table nearby.

do I have to roll?

>>1490627
>rub her shoulder, the good one.

I'm not helping, am I? Yelling seems stupid (big scary guys outside) and do we really need to be dosing her with anything when we don't have any medical knowledge?

ten more minutes.

be back at three anons, IRL calls.

>>1490678
fine

Rolled 13 (1d20)

You give Madison a nudge on the shoulder, and are met with no response. Once more and she slightly moves her head. After giving a bit of a shake she partially opens her eyes.

She's really out of it, but she puts her free arm over her mask and she almost jumps. A moment later and she's looking at the oxygen tank and her arm. Then she lies back again.

>tell her we have to move, now.
>try getting her to get out of bed.
>maybe you can start up a conversation.
>write in.

>>1490970
Tell her what's going on, and ask her if she's up to being moved.

>>1490970
>>tell her we have to move, now.

give me a 1d20+2 to get her to move.

+2 if you can explain what the situation is.
+1 if you can make it sound not nearly as bad as it is.
+1 if you can be a little reinsuring that you can get her out safely.

all are done it's and auto-success.

Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1491008
I just saved everybody's asses, but now there are some Blackwatch coming to kick my ass. I am taking you out of here and us 3 are going to the Midwest where nothing ever happens. Don't worry, I am basically god at this point with my powers.

Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1491008
"There's a bunch of military types in the hospital. I was able to take bunch of them out though, and I got as many people out as I could. They're using you as a hostage to get to your grandfather, so I've got to get you out of here. I've got a motorcycle that I'm pretty sure will outrun their trucks."

>>1491031
> I am basically god at this point with my powers.
Not quite.

"I just saved everybody's asses, but now there's a bunch of military types in the hospital coming to kick my ass. They're using you as a hostage to get to your grandfather, so I've got to get you out of here."

She nods, understandingly.

"I've got a motorcycle that I'm pretty sure will outrun their trucks."

then she gives you a disapproving look and points at the oxygen tank. great, she apparently needs that with her.

>Maybe there's a way we can take it with us on the Harley.
>in this case it might be better to steal an ambulance.
>ok, maybe she can stay here.
>what if we took the whole bed?
>write in.

remember, this is Florida, even if the solution you come up with is outlandish it's not impossible.

>>1491069
>not quite
I know, we're pumping ourselves up
We are going to hoist her over our head and leap from building to building. We should tie her down first

>>1491069
>Maybe there's a way we can take it with us on the Harley.

What kind of Harley doesn't have saddlebags? Just stick it in one and tie it down.

I'll roll if five if no majority is reached.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

1 Try and lift her and the tank over our heads and go by roof.

2 find a tank carrier, a couple tanks, and go by cycle.

You find a portable oxygen tank in the corner of the room, and a quick look under the bed lets you find another small tank of air. At least she wont run out.

after hooking her up to the portable one she gets up very slowly, clearly she isn't going to be able to run, and the guards are likely at the door again. you're going to have to get cleaver about getting out of here.

>go through the back wall. you should be able to get out on the other side of the hallway and away from the guards.
>go out through the ceiling, it'll be a little work getting Madison up, but it will be safer.
>through the floor, fastest way to get out, but if your too slow Blackwatch might catch up.

>>1491166
>go out through the ceiling, it'll be a little work getting Madison up, but it will be safer.

>>1491166
>>go out through the ceiling, it'll be a little work getting Madison up, but it will be safer.

>>1491166
>go through the back wall. you should be able to get out on the other side of the hallway and away from the guards.

Seems like a happy medium between expediency and safety.

>>1491178
Actually we don;'t have time so I agree with this

Give me 1d20+3 to push down/go through the wall.

+2 if you can speculate what even caused this blacklight outbreak while you work. (from Jacobs perspective, not a players.)

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1491201
Probably another government fuck up. With what the news says of the funding, they probably had to cut a few corners to save money. But more likely, it was some brown guy making a fucking bioweapon in his cave and he sent it over here

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1491201
"Where the Hell did all this crazy come from, anyway? The news said NYZ was caused by a virus, but how'd it get to Florida? Someone playing mad scientist or something?"

allowing a samefag if you can try to work out how sandniggers could have been behind this.

Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1491246
During the new york crisis, it is incredibly possible that a sample got out, and all it takes is a few years and some brainwashed Jahooties, and there you go, a crude bio weapon, but a bio weapon nonetheless

thirteen, minor success.

you form your tendrils and push into the wall, and then again and again. After the third time the hole is big enough for two people to run through, or rather one person to run through while carrying another. And now you hear boots stomping their way after you.

1d20+1 to run through and avoid capture.

+1 if you can come up with a good reason Florida would be the target of such an attack.

Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1491311
After Florida, it wouldn't make much sense for the government to go this small, unless they are test running a batch. The terrorists must have figured this as the easiest place

Nat 20.

You really don't see any of the soldiers as you rush down the halls, gas tank(s) in tow. You Quickly make your way down stairs and can clearly the Garage, you know where your cycle is so you don't waste time getting to it, however.

>need to get our liscense plate off, no reason we should be identified.
>gotta work double time on getting the spare air tank tied down.
>maybe I should spend a few extra minutes making sure Madison herself is secure.

pick two.

>>1491419
>gotta work double time on getting the spare air tank tied down.
>maybe I should spend a few extra minutes making sure Madison herself is secure.

It could just be some random guy on a random bike

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

with Madison firmly in place under you and her tanks tied down, you start up the engine and go flying out of the garage. A few soldiers take aim and fire as you weave down the street.

Oddly enough, as your fleeing the gunfire stops, and in the mirror you see what looks like a woman with a large hammer for an arm flying into and smashing the Blackwatch troopers you were evading.

You finally make your way back to the Building, parking your bike in the alleyway and covering it with a discarded tarp, you have Madison wait down at the lobby while you leap upstairs. You sling your tendrils towards the sofa you have blocking the doorway, of course this causes a fried bean chewing Nina to scream for a solid three minutes until she finally gets her bearings.

"holy shit your loud cous."

"what the hell!"

you quickly jump back down and start walking Maddison upstairs. seems she's almost had a heart attack while you were running her out of the building. of course, being physically injured and In a high stress situation will leave anybody drained.

"ah, Collecting girls now are you?"

"Nina, come on, at least give it a day."

Madison seems to respond only with a finger. we all know which one. it's definitely going to be a while till that mask comes off and she can talk again.

>Just relax with your cousin and wounded girl.
>You might want to check on your chopper, it's your baby after all.
>oh hey, you still have that Blackwatch rifle, may as well show Nina how to handle it properly.
>write in.

>>1491560
>>oh hey, you still have that Blackwatch rifle, may as well show Nina how to handle it properly.
If we have time, start collecting the supplies we need to leave this hell hole

>>1491571
>1491571
I agree with this.

Also, I am super glad things did not go badly while I was on my way home from work.

You take a look at the rifle as the memories of operation and handling go through your head.

The internals are just impressive, designed to push every bit of gas out of the barrel as possible while allowing the mechanics to work independently of a gas system, and working only after the bullet leaves the barrel, the rechambering isn't all that fast, but the stopping power it lends the 5.56 cartrage is incredible. It does seem to take D cell batteries however. at least while the safety is on it doesn't use it.

You take your time showing your cousin the fine points of maintenance before actually helping her get a feel for aiming the damn thing.

"alright, see your aiming right our the window just fine. now go ahead an-"

"WELL HELLO THERE!"

Nina panics and squeezes down on the trigger. Whoever it was who tried to pay you a visit from the window just went to ground and doesn't sound happy.

"Is that really how you greet a lady!?"

Madison is ringing the bell you set up for her to communicate like a mad woman. Nina seems to be distressed now that she just shot someone.

"And they lived, oh my god theymusthatemeandiftheycangetuptothewindowlikethattheywillprobablythrowmeacrossthestreetandohmygodJacobmightneverletmenearagunagainandthenhowwilliprotectmyself-

great, she's more worried about the fact they lived. your not going to be getting any sleep tonight.

>try and calm everyone down, you can let whoever got shot deal with it.
>You should probably see the latest victim of bulletstorm Nina.
>Just get yourself something to drink out of the fridge, your thirsty anyways.
>write in.

>>1491821
>>You should probably see the latest victim of bulletstorm Nina.
Business first

>>1491821
>You should probably see the latest victim of bulletstorm Nina.

"deep breaths Jacob, deep breaths."

You can't help but chuckle. Everything about this situation is exactly what comes to mind when you think of a shitty comedy. You should probably curve the laughter when you get downstairs though.

You take a leap from the windowsill and start off immediately.

"Sorry, I was just showing a relative how to handle her new rifle and- oh fuck, you."

"hmn? oh go on, you had my attention."

It's her. the catsuit that stabbed you in the neck.

"Ah, there it is, someone is certainly surprised. I have to admit I didn't think I'd ever be seeing the living bomb I had thrown at me again either. I have to say, I'm impressed you made that much of a mess of those Blackwatch soldiers back there, although I am a little curious as to why."

>ok, run.
>form a weapon, quickly form a weapon.
>well, she seems to want to talk. talk?
>write in.

>>1491943
>>well, she seems to want to talk. talk?
She is probably more powerful than us. Best to let her talk

>>1491943
>well, she seems to want to talk.

But be ready for a fight in case things go sour. She did stab us before, and she obviously has the same powers we do. We need whatever info we can get off her.

You take another breath and prepare to speak, before she starts talking before you begin.

"well, I think I worded that poorly, rather, I'm curious as to why your even alive in the first place. didn't you become a piece of collateral damage not even a week ago?"

>Collateral damage? Fuck you, you could have killed me!
>Yeah funny story, you kinda infected me with tentacle monster.
>Look, I don't even know your name.
>write in.

>>1492007
>>Yeah funny story, you kinda infected me with tentacle monster.
Normally I would be into that kinda stuff, but I was having a bad day

>>1492007
>Yeah funny story, you kinda infected me with tentacle monster.

"Yeah funny story, you kinda infected me with tentacle monster."

She puts her hand up to her hand to her mouth as if she you said something shocking.

"oh my~"

"Normally I would be into that kinda stuff, but I was having a bad day"

"Well I guess that makes it ok then. Maybe we'll get the chance to play that song and dance again. 'giggle' but now onto business. Why attack Blackwatch at that hospital? Trying to take my job?"

>what job would that be?
>still haven't gotten your name.
>well, they attacked while I was there.
>or whatever the reason anons wanted to go there was?
>write in?

>>1492107
>well, they attacked while I was there.
Also:
>I still haven't gotten your name

>>1492143
sure

"well, they attacked while I was there."

"well that would piss me off too, can't say I blame you."

"So I still haven't gotten your name."

"oh wouldn't you like to know."

"actually I would."

she just smiles and sets her hand on her hips. "you can call me Alexis. and you are?"

>Jacob Marshal. 'tip cowboy hat'
>come up with a fake name.
>Jacob Marshal, hottest hentai monster this side of the Floridian coast.
>write in.

>>1492189
>>Jacob Marshal, hottest hentai monster this side of the Floridian coast.
*tips cowboy hat*

>>1492201
I'm going with this

"Jacob Marshal, hottest hentai monster this side of the Floridian coast."

You give your hat a suave tip, which is made with a bit of laughter.

"I thought I would only hear that word from tech geek. hahahaha!. Ah, my sides, tell you what Jacob, don't be a stranger. Get on my good side even and you might find yourself in greener pastures."

>Thanks I Reckon.
>I think I'll do fine on my own.
>I'm still curious why you infected me.
>I think I'd rather you not show up again.
>I'd prefer a dark lit room.
>write in.

>>1492242
meet with a bit of laughter.*

sorry for the typo.

>>1492242
>I'm still curious why you infected me.

>>1492242
>I'm still curious why you infected me.

"I'm still curious why you infected me."

She rolls her eye's. "Oh so you want me to call you special now." a few seconds of chuckling she continues. "to be honest I didn't even mean to. you were turning into a literal bomb and were thrown right at me, I was trying to keep you from detonating all over my ass."

>how was that supposed to work? I still don't get it.
>well on the subject of exploding on your ass.
>a bomb, how and when?
>so this is all just one giant accident.
>write in.

>>1492335
>>well on the subject of exploding on your ass.
They write themselves
But onto business
>a bomb, how and when and how do I get one

Rolled 8 (1d20)

"well on the subject of exploding on your ass."

"Oh! Haha. Someone's a little ~Frisky~ but slow down a bit."

you exhale. "alright, back to business. The bomb you mentioned. How and when?"

Alexis taps her chin for a minute.

"I'd rather not say, See it's a very loud destructive trick, and quite frankly trying something like it to defuse it made, well you. not a good idea to have a large number of us "evolved" as the BW call us running around now is it?"

well, she has a good point.

>well, I'm still curious, seeing as that trick was used on me and all I think I'm owed an explanation.
>Fair enough, I mean it makes sense, I'm damn near bullet proof. It would be dangerous if we were all over the place.
>Well, maybe it would be better if I learned it from someone else than trying it on my own. less chance for an accident.
>write in.

>>1492447
>well, I'm still curious, seeing as that trick was used on me and all I think I'm owed an explanation.

>>1492447
>>Fair enough, I mean it makes sense, I'm damn near bullet proof. It would be dangerous if we were all over the place.
>Well, maybe it would be better if I learned it from someone else than trying it on my own. less chance for an accident.

anyone else want to vote, might be a good time to join in.

>>1492506
I'd say leave it overnight. Votes usually trickle in over a few hours

it is late, alright then, putting it off for the night, will continue in the morning. also, nice dubs.

>>1492460
Backing this.

Good morning you degenerates. going to try and mix these two then.

"Well, I mean, it makes sense. We're damn near bulletproof. It would be dangerous if we were all over the place. But, maybe if I learned it from someone else rather than trying it on my own. Less chance for an accident."

"Look marshal I really don't think it's a good idea, at all. It's one thing if someone has a gun, another if they have a literal bomb."

If you want to convince her she should probably teach you the bio-bomb trick. 1d20+2

+2 if you can give her a good reason it's better if you learn it.
+1 if you can slightly sweet talk her into it.
+1 if you can appeal to emotion. you are arguing with a blonde woman after all.

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1493707

I'll allow a samefag if at least one of the bonuses are done.

Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1493707
do you not think you owe us one for stabbing us in the neck ?
we also obviously need any tools we can get to fight blackwatch


off-topic question: did the guy who threw us through the fucking ambulance in the beginning try to use us as a weapon against alexis or what ?

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1493784
I'm unfortunatly not a very creative person, but if i had to give a reason:
"Two hentai mosnters against Blackwatch are better than one

>>1493823
And aperantly not a lucky one either.
Also what is with these mexican captcha's?

>>1493815
Yeah, he did turn you into a bio-bomb for a second, Alexis's attempt at defusing you to save her ass ended up resulting in your discarded corpse getting infected with the DX-1118.

Nat 1

"Come on. Two tentacle monsters against Blackwatch are better than one"

"HA HA HA! No! And I mean it, end of discussion."

well shoot, guess you'll never figure that out.

She continues. "I was curious what made the mess before I got there, I wasn't expecting such a dorky cowboy."

and now she has ceased to take you seriously.

>Your walking around in a catsuit, you don't exactly have the highground on this one.
>Well you got me there.
>Anyways, what was this job you mentioned me trying to take?
>Whatever, I'm going.
>so what ever happened to our matchmaker?
>write in.

>>1493849
>so what happened to our matchmaker and what job am i trying to take ?

>>1493849
also, wasnt he an ally of her or did i misunderstand something ?

>>1493859
Considering he turned you into a Bio-Bomb, then tossed you at her, i'd say it's pretty clear they're not on the same team.

>>1493863
yeah but that was the initional impression i got from that scene but maybe i just misinterpreted it

>>1493849
>Your walking around in a catsuit, you don't exactly have the highground on this one.

rolling in five.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

1 >>1493858

2 >>1493873
I'll be back after around an hour.

"Since we are on the subject, what ever happened to our matchmaker."

"who?"

"the one who literally threw me into your arms."

"Har har. Yeah, I think it should be obvious." Alexis gives her stomach a pat.

"Right, probably should have guessed that one out myself."

"really should have."

"And the job I was supposedly taking?"

"Girl's gotta has to have her secrets." With that she winks before running up a building. Great, now you have Nina and Madison upstairs still, and you still need to find a way to get everyone out of the redzone while injured. Things are shaping up well.

>Maybe you should check in on the girls, after all, Nina's still probably in shock from shooting that Alexis chick.
>You should probably find a vehicle not ruined by the strafing runs the military is doing.
>maybe find the survivors you broke free.
>write in.

>>1493960
>Maybe you should check in on the girls, after all, Nina's still probably in shock from shooting that Alexis chick.

>>1493980
this
we can search for survivors and winston afterwards

>>1493960
>Maybe you should check in on the girls, after all, Nina's still probably in shock from shooting that Alexis chick.

You really want to know how the survivors are fairing, but first things first, the girls.

It takes about one minute to get all the way back up the building, if only calming Nina down didn't take as much.

"She must be furious, I'm so sorry."

"Nina it's fine. I mean, it's not like you shot a normal person."

"B-b-but I shot her off of the building. I mean, wouldn't that piss you off?"

"Well yeah but not to-"

"Damnit I knew it. Shit, now rumors are going to spread that I shoot up bars and attack banks. My life is ruined."

". . wait are you being serious or just a drama queen, I honestly can't tell anymore."

you can hear Madison giggling.

>write in.

>>1494024
find the survivors and try to help them

>>1494028
I'll go with this too.

>>1494024
>>1494040
we should also ask nina to take care of madison and madison if she needs something medical/has a request since its kinda our fault shes in thta sorry state

>>1494046
Makes sense

"That's it you two cripples are on your own for the afternoon."

"Wha- Hey! Don't leave me alone to babysit you son of a-"

well, your a little too far off for her to hear you, and of course vice versa. now all there is left to do is to find those survivors.

1d20 to find where they scurried off to.

+1 if you can think of a good place a group of escaped apocalypse survivors would run off to.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1494067
some kind of rooftop maybe, something easy to defend from zombies

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1494067
Any large-ish, easily defensible building near enough to useful supplies

18

It takes you a while of searching but you do find someone staking out the streets from a high rise.

>go by streets.
>just land on the building next to him.
>signal to him some how?
>write in.

>>1494112
>just land on the building next to him

>>1494112
>just land on the building next to him.

I think we've stopped caring about being subtle.

>>1494112
>>just land on the building next to him.

You leap across the rooftop your on and land about three feet away from him. of course he does fall over and scramble for a handgun while blurting out obscenity after obscenity.

>maybe you should try to calm him down a little.
>just try and start a conversation.
>first get that gun away from him.
>write in.

>>1494128
>>first get that gun away from him.

>>1494128
>just try and start a conversation
"Sup? How's everyone doing?"

five more minutes.

>>1494130
this
id rather talk after that

>>1494165
Fine, but we should be really careful not to hurt him. We're trying to make a positive impression.

that will be a dexterity check please.

1d20+1.

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1494179
Flex

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1494179

Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1494185
>>1494188
epic

>>1494190
Nice save!

I'm actually impressed.

16 success.

you manage to push the gun away from you as he fire's, and then wrestle it from his grip.

"easy! damn!"

"fucking Christ, fuck, fucking hell!"

"Just take a few deep breaths, calm down."

he really isn't, seems someone landing in front of him like that was just to much today.

1d20+2 to calm him down.

Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1494215

>>1494220
It is just not my day right now.

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1494215

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1494215
Dice don't fail me now

>>1494226
Well, shit.

Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1494215

Rather than calm down, he gets so panicked that he throws himself off the building in a fantastic suicide for the crowd of shambling dead below. you can't help but feel a little guilty about that one.

>keep looking for survivors in the city.
>search this building for survivors.
>maybe you'll be better off just scavenging for shit you need.
>write in.

>>1494236
>search this building for survivors.

>>1494236
>maybe you'll be better off just scavenging for shit you need.
We will probably find them as we scavenge

>>1494236
search this building for survivors.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

I'm not dead, just busy.

You start searching the building for signs of human life.

please roll 1d20 and try to beat the QMs roll.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1494615
kek

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1494615
well should I even roll?

>>1494626
lol, yes you should.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1494615

17

After a short searching period, you do find a radio, flashlight, and head downstairs. The building seems pretty empty some doors seem to be barricaded from the other side though.

>use radio.
>you can find a way in yourself.

>>1494636
>>you can find a way in yourself.
Just break in. If there are people, we can try to recruit them

>>1494636
>use radio.

Considering what just happened, maybe we should try for the more subtle approach.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

1 find it yourself.

2 use radio.

you pull out the antenna on the two way radio and put it to your ear.

"Hello is anyone there?"

. . . .

"Wait, who is this, where's Bob?"

"bob? . . oh, he must have been. er."

"What is it? Spit it out."

>Bob threw himself off the building when I startled him.
>Bob took the express elevator to ground level.
>I don't think I'm comfortable saying.
>write in.

>>1494669
>>Bob took the express elevator to ground level. He must have been infected

>>1494669
>Bob took the express elevator to ground level.

But try to make it sound like it wasn't our fault. Mentioning infected might be a bad idea.

>>1494685
Why? It explains why he killed himself

Rolled 20 (1d20)

"Bob, took the express elevator to ground level."

"What!"

"He sorta freaked out when I surprised him."

"damnit."

>what do you say?

>>1494695
Hey I'm sorry it happened. Can I make it up to you guys?

>>1494697
This works.

"Hey I'm sorry it happened. Can I make it up to you guys?"

"Just, yeah, we're kinda stuck down here, however you got up there without running into pack of the dead, please show us."

"you want me to get you all out of here?"

"please, we're desperate here, we don't want to become a meal for those things out there!"

>"give me a few minutes. I can get everyone out the front door."
>"alright, but it's not exactly viable for a large group, maybe one person at a time."
>"Well, there really isn't a way out of here, even through the roof."
>write in.

>>1494719
>>"give me a few minutes. I can get everyone out the front door."
Lets go clear us a horde

>>1494725
Hell yeah! Zombie punching time!

Rushing up the stairwell you can't help but get a big grin under your hat.

"I can't believe I'm doing this."

and you jump over the edge and down to the Street in front of the building.

1d20+3.

+1 if you can be descriptive with how you sweep this hoard.

Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1494747
We take out our tendrils and use them as big hammers, spinning into a circle, granting us space in the horde

Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1494747
Blender claws!

allowing a single samefag. first come first serve. >>1494758
>>1494748
and a little more on the descriptions please.

Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1494772
Alright so we hit the ground with our tendrils below us making a short of shield. We then use them as giant logs that we swing around in a sort of circular pattern until we get some room to move around in so we can make other choices safely

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1494747
Use the Tendrils as whips. When they impale something, make the spike expand and use thing as a bludgeon. Improvised flail.

Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1494772
Ignore him, We turn into a bunch of sharp blades and mush the group up before slurping up the fleshy Slurpee.

nice 3/r

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Your tendrils slam down hard into the earth first, you end up just a centimeter above them as you finally come to a stop. keeping all three tendrils on each side close together you swing their weight into as many infected as you can, even closing the 'fingers' at the ends together to make a claw mace. You even impale a zombie and do this inside of it, they make for pretty good improvised bludgeons in your opinion. You do manage to break through most of this hoard before you start seeing an interesting, variation, some of these zombies are growing armor. needless to say it might be a good thing your not using your claws, they seem to be mostly getting tossed without actually staying down.

>maybe you can lure these away?
>try getting your claws in the gaps of their armor.
>this is where the Needler comes in.
>Your Just not hitting hard enough!
>write in.

>>1494795
>>this is where the Needler comes in.
Aim for the weak spots. If that doesn't work, just throw them in the air

>>1494795
Grow Needler needles along the length of the tendrils, angled towards us. Barbs, we run a zombie through with a tendril, then yank out. Instagib on any zombie, even with armor.

>>1494808
Your going to need to successfully consume a PRIH infected creature for it's upgrade before you can mix and match parts of your weapons.

>>1494817
Looks like we have a new goal.

>>1494795
>maybe you can lure these away?
then consume one.

You form your needle shooter, you can't help but smile, you know how effective this thing can be, you have no illusions it's not just going to right puncture into the plating, but you'll be damned if the impact doesn't ruing something internal or if you can't fire into something an pin them to the earth.

1d20+2 to put them into the ground.
+2 if you can try to rationalize how the infections are happening much faster than New York.

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1494882
The Floridian heat?

Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1494882
Someone's purposefully spreading the infection.

It takes quite a few shots but you do manage to put down, or rather, pin down a decent number of the armored infected, you think you've just about halved the population, but now your getting tackled by one.

1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1494927

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1494927

one more roll.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1494955

Failure, the infected manages to knock you over, and they start tearing at you. -25 hp.

>push them off!
>Jump out of the infected pile!
>Just try to consume as much as you can as fast as you can before they can kill you.

>>1494978
>>Jump out of the infected pile!

>>1494978
>Jump out of the infected pile!

1d20+3.

sorry if updates are rather miniscule.

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1494995

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1494978
>Just try to consume as much as you can as fast as you can before they can kill you.
Don't we knock back infected when we consume?

>>1495000
Nope, Consumption is an act that can take anywhere between a few seconds and if it's something mutated or larger, (much much larger) a full minute. the time to consume anything can actually be reduced greatly by simply getting the consumption upgrades when you have the option to take them, of course, you will always have to damage something at least a little to begin consuming.

Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1494995
No problem. We all have life happen.

20

You pull it off, having successfully pushed your way out of that hoard your now sitting above them on the windowsill. where they tore out your flank stings, but the flesh is mending itself, you can't help but think that your coming to hate these infected. what's most irritating is you still have no idea how or why they're growing chiton shells.

>who cares, get back in there with your tendrils.
>start sniping from up here.
>maybe you can pull one up to you and have a meal.
>write in.

I'm going to go for a while. cast your votes.

>>1495033
>maybe you can pull one up to you and have a meal.

Use the tendrils!

>>1495033
>maybe you can pull one up to you and have a meal.
>write in.
cut it up first, and eat a small piece before eating progressively bigger pieces.

>>1495044
sure

You form your tendrils and look for one of the less even footed shamblers.

1d20+3 to consume.
+2 if you can sorta try and rationalize your consumption of people and the infected.
+2 if you come up with an in character reason your already this desensitized to violence. (no vidya doesn't count.)

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1495479
So far, everything and everyone we've consumed has been trying to kill us.

As for the violence, I dunno. Rough childhood, maybe?

>>1495492
Need a little more than that Tat.

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1495479
Hey, if it lets us stay alive longer and protect our family, then fuck em.

As for the violence, I blame the Public Schools and that shitty teacher Mr. Hangle

Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1495479

When in rome, worlds gone to shit, and it keeps us alive. Not like we are targeting non-infected people anyways, even if we did, they'd have to be a threat to us or bad people.

We ate a bunch of blackwatch killers so remember some of the violent stuff they did.

17+3+4=24

You pull up the infected and pin it to the wall, then quickly begin chopping parts of it off and slowly consuming them, your feeling a bit cautious with the fact that these things are growing metal plates, overall, it's nothing bad about these ones.

+50 HP.

>try it again (several more times.)
>just get back down there and wipe them out with tendrils.
>maybe your precise enough with your claws to truncate their limbs.
>write in.

>>1495580
>try it again (several more times.)
We're going fishing!

>>1495580
We don't have time for this fancy consuming

We should just throw them against the building, or up in the air as high as we can

>>1495580
>try it again (several more times.)
We needa start eating faster.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

You decide recovery is a tad more important than efficiency.
1 no hp.
2-5= 25 hp.
5-10=50hp.
10-15=100hp.
15-19=200hp.
20 full recovery.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1495667
1:50
2:100
Be back to run in a couple hours.

ok, last few post for the night.

+50hp.

it's an OK meal, really it could have been better but with the numbers you don't really have the time to enjoy feasting on the damn infected.

>start unloading your needler.
>get back in there, it's tendrils hours.
>maybe you can pick up a car and use it as a weapon on these freaks.
>write in.

>>1495919
>maybe you can pick up a car and use it as a weapon on these freaks.

Time for some car-fu.

>>1495919
>>maybe you can pick up a car and use it as a weapon on these freaks.
Finally

You all could have literally written this in at almost any time.

1d20+3 to effectively wield a car as a weapon.
+1 if you can give the make and model and explain why this thing is only good for slamming into infected.
+2 if you can give a good car based one liner.

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1495964
Toyota Prius, because they're stupid-looking and you have to replace the batteries every couple years for an absurd cost. But hey, batteries are heavy and they probably make it good for clubbing. Also, it's a car for pretentious assholes.

I'm drawing a blank on the one liner though.

Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1495964
One of those Shitty Smart cars. They are small and light enough to throw with effort, but also can pack a punch if fast enough. Good thing we were on the baseball team.

>Hey freaks, your Uber is here!

>>1495998
I'd think that using a Smart Car for Uber might be...uncomfortably intimate.

>>1496008
The only way to ride anon
<3

>>1496010
Someone at work drives a bright yellow one, and every time I see it, I'm all "Nope."

if smart car Uber is intimate what is it if your getting picked up in an Indy car?

>>1496019
Prostitution?
>>1496018
He must be a big guy

>>1496019
Loud and terrifyingly fast.

>>1496019
shit inducing curry smells? Yellow pooop everywhere?

>>1496046
kek, wrong type of indy.

Hoisting up this pathetic manlet mobile of a smart car and call out to it's impending victims.

"Your Uber is here!"

your met with a satisfying crunch as almost all the remaining hoard is squashed beneath it. all that's left is these few stragglers.

1d20+2 to successfully consume them as you eliminate them.

oddly, you can't help but think of what you did for a living until recently.

>Was a Detective, serving the community by in any way possible, of course the force kicked you off for going after their pet Cubans.
>Served as a Mercenary for a bit, was fun getting paid to do a little wet work in the land of goats and sand.
>Proud member of the armed forces! Hu rah! Until the discharge.
>Was a bit of a contractor, although not the kind you call for house repairs if that makes sense.
>write in.

I think we should flesh out Jacob a bit more than just chuckling cowboy.

Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1496107
>served as a mercenary for a bit

Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1496107
>Was a Detective, serving the community by in any way possible, of course the force kicked you off for going after their pet Cubans.

Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1496107
>Served as a Mercenary for a bit, was fun getting paid to do a little wet work in the land of goats and sand.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

Ah the good old mercenaries days. thinking back to them puts a smile on your face, actually the smile mostly comes from the fact that your work with the company mostly ended last year when it was bought up. On the bright side, most of the "employees" got a nice pay bonus. You know where your went, a bike and some fire arms.

Time flies when your having a flashback, turns out the infected you just consumed was the last one. good thing too, now you can finally radio in that it's all clear outside.


continuing in the morning. for the record high is good low is bad.

>>1496153
Well, that's not good then.

See you tomorrow. I'll post from my phone when I can.

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1496107
>>Was a Detective, serving the community by in any way possible, of course the force kicked you off for going after their pet Cubans.

>>1496153
Jesus I fucking hate the goddam captcha, I have to do like 5 to 9 different captchs before i can post.

>>1496175
The trick to captcha is to figure out what it wants. It's honestly really bad at recognizing "shirts" or "hats" or small corners of "vehicles" or whatever. Basically you have to think like a slightly retarded image recognition system, and click everything that might be a thing, but not everything. I'm not sure if that makes any sense to you, but I hope it helps.

>>1496196
It may be karma, I used to fk with the captcha in the past, its mostly cars, roads, mountains and signs, even if I do it as accurately as possible it still tells me I am wrong or to try again.

I always try to avoid the ones that fade out and replace a new image, cuz they go on forever.

>>1496211
I find the trick is to not be accurate. I think it takes each frame of the image as one thing, so it's not going to identify that three-pixel-wide stripe on the edge of one image as a "sign".

>>1496237
I always ignore those tiles, too lazy for the extra click.

Good luck with your captcha problems anon.

It makes you smile knowing you've cleared out the path for the survivors to get out of the building. You get your radio out to call the survivors.

"Hello? The front door is clear. you can come out now."

"NO FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GOING TO BE EATEN!"

"what?"

"J-Just go away! please. . I-I don't wanna die."

well, seems to be a running theme here.

>Try and convince them you mean them no harm.
>Just head inside, maybe that will change a few minds.
>Just leave, if your not there, they won't be panicking.
>write in.

>>1496650
>just head inside
we dont have time to sugarcoat everything
we still need to get supplies

>>1496650
>>Try and convince them you mean them no harm.
If I wanted to eat you, I would have. Come out so you can meet my cousin and we can get the hell out if here. I'll come up and throw you all over my shoulder if I must

rolling in five.

>>1496650
>Try and convince them you mean them no harm.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

1:just head inside.
2:convince them.

do I have any statements, request, questions, or anything else from the anons?

>>1496669
How powerful can we get? If we don't die first, that is.

Nevermind my roll then.

"Look, I'm not going to harm anyone."

"You-Your lying!"

1d20+2 to convince them your not going to drink from their spines like a smoothie.

+1 if you can make it sound like your just here for a good time.
+2 if you can actually give a good reason your not going to harm anyone.
+2 if you can come up with an idea of where they can go for shelter, even if it's a place you'll have to clear out first.

>>1496670
that depends, do you mean powerful as in how much damage you can do in the span of fifteen minutes or powerful as in how much it would take to kill you.

>>1496671
>Why would I clear out all these infected and risk my life, just so I can kill you people? Why wouldn't I just have broken down the door instead? Think logically here,I just finished saving people from Blackwatch at a hospital, but I guess you wouldn't know that. There is an apartment building where my cousin and my friend is. I am gathering supplies to leave this Red Zone and go somewhere a lot nicer, so if you really want to survive, come with me. Besides, another chance like this isn't going to present itself

>>1496673
I guess damage with our weapons. Like a Mercer level

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1496674

>>1496674
I can promise you that if you can make it all the way to the last fight of this quest, there's a big chance you can destroy an Abrams in 30 different ways. that's not even taking into account all the conventional tank busting gear the military has.

25 Smashing success.

"Why would I clear out all these infected and risk my life, just so I can kill you people? Why wouldn't I just have broken down the door instead?"

"I-I. . I don't know."

"Think logically here, I just finished saving people from Blackwatch at a hospital, but I guess you wouldn't know that."

"What the f-fuck is a Blackwatch?"

"The Military when it shoots everything that moves out here. Now just ease off the whimpering and hear me out. There is an apartment building where my cousin and my friend is. I am gathering supplies to leave this Red Zone and go somewhere a lot nicer."

you can hear him trying to get control of his breathing over the line. "Ok. Are. . . Are the roads clear?"

"If they aren't already I can make them."

"Al-Alright. We-we're all coming out. . "

It takes a few minutes but the doors open and a large group of people start to come out of the building. They don't seem to be the ones from the hospital, save for one or two faces. You would ask but it's not really the time for questions.

>lead them back to the Building your keeping Nina at.
>Try talking with whoever the leader of the group is.
>Do something fucking retarded like start killing them.
>Take them on a brief supply gathering trip.
>write in.

>>1496683
>write in.
Scrounge up whatever supplies they have left before we head back to Nina

>>1496683
>>lead them back to the Building your keeping Nina at.
Alright, stick on my ass, and keep your eyes peeled.

>>1496695
this too

Rolled 3 (1d20)

You let them take a few minutes to gather up any and all supplies that the survivors can take with them. afterwards you take them on the long march back to the apartment building.

>>1496712
And it was going so well, until you hear the sound of rotors. An attack helicopter. it must be here for it's straff runs. The survivors appear to be relieved and start waving to it before a short burst of gunfire cuts down a number of the them.

>quick, everyone into buildings!
>Maybe you can throw something heavy at it!
>you have a AR15, use it!

>>1496717
>>quick, everyone into buildings!
>Maybe you can throw something heavy at it!
Find a car or piece of rubble

>>1496717
>>1496720
Backing

You quickly hoist a Moped over your head as you shout to the crowd. "Get inside a building!"

1d20+1 to slam a motorized scooter into one of the natural predators of tanks.

+3 if you can somehow find anything funny at all about this situation.

Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1496730
Well I think the funniest thing is that this 5000 dollar scooter could destroy a multi-million dollar helicopter. Good thing I don't pay taxes

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1496730

allowing one samefag. and the qm is actually rooting for you to fail. because how dare you not pay your taxes you disgusting mong fucking parasite.

Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1496730

Damn you to hell.

19. success.

You send the moped flying just as the copter fires a rocket at you, the crunch of the scooter against the Rotor is all you really need to know that the Helo is going down. It was rather hard to hear while getting thrown back by the missile.

-50 HP.

It doesn't take you long to get up, but your already hearing gunfire again, apparently a fire fight was started.

>head right in there, claws.
>Time to make use of your merc training, rifle.
>Maybe just focus on getting the survivors out of here.
>flee, they're on their own now.
>write in.

>>1496787
>time to use your rifle

>>1496787
>>Time to make use of your merc training, rifle.

Running up to the crash site you pull on the charging handle as you leap up and between piles of rubble to cover.

dice+1d20+2 for marksmanship.
+1 If you can give some good insults.
+2 if you can think of some way to give yourself the advantage in this gunfight.

Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1496803
>When I find you faggots, I am going to tie you up so you look like you're fucking each other.

Use our extreme jump to get on top of a building or ledge to get a height advantage

You raise your rifle as you peek out of cover and fire a three round burst. Not perfectly on target, you do manage to clip the shoulder of one of the two but he's not staying down. Their returns fire forces you back behind cover as one of their shots fly right next to your head. If you were normal, any closer and that would have killed you.

"When I drop you faggots, I am going to tie you up so you look like you're fucking each other!"

Then it hits you, your not a normie. Sprinting towards a balcony, you take a leap. the gunfire spraying the building behind you as you land.

"Shit! It's an Evolved! Focus you fire."

The next several minutes are spent shooting at each other but with your advantage of height and line of sight the Blackwatch troopers don't stand much of a chance. you eventually pelt one of them center mass enough times to keep him down and then score a headshot on the second.

With the gunfire stopped you can slightly hear something coming from their direction.

>head down there and check it out.
>Scurry away, let the survivors sort this out.
>get back to ground level and find the survivors in hiding.
>write in.

>>1496832
>head down there and check it out

>>1496832
>>head down there and check it out.

You get closer and you start to hear more clearly what they're saying.

"we were carrying out our sweep, then fired into this crowd, and one of those fucking things was there. god damn it, I'm bleeding out, and Hugh is dead. Get me the fuck out of here! . . . . It was white, wearing a cowboy hat, a duster, and black pants. That's all I know, please, just get me out of here! oh-oh god, It, It's right in front of me!"

>kill him, and make it loud.
>shut him up he's giving you a headache.
>put a boot on his neck and take the radio.
>write in.

>>1496866
>>put a boot on his neck and take the radio.
>Listen you mother fuckers, you start firing on innocents again, and I'll crash another one of your fancy helicopters and slaughter the survivors (also try to talk like a black guy)

>shut him up he's giving you a headache.
Then lets get the survivors and get the fuck out of here

>>1496870
>(also try to talk like a black guy)
no, but I will do the next best thing.

You stomp your foot down onto the neck of the Blackwatch trooper and steal his radio.

"Listen you mother fuckers, you start firing on innocents again, and I'll do ten times worse than crash another one of your fancy helicopters. I will personally hunt down every last one of your comrades, pull their entrails out of their back, and hang them from them. I shall gouge out their left eye's and force them to clean the wound with salt water. I will take a great many lengths of rebar and fashion the frame of a metal tree out of them, on which I will impale your sons and daughters. Your widows will tell of the terrors you I will visit upon you from now to their dying breaths. Have I made myself clear."

Radio silence is all your apparently going to get. You finish off the trooper with a headshot.

>consume the dead Blackwatch.
>help survivors.

>>1496908
>>help survivors.
I hope we have enough HP

>>1496908
>consume

>>1496908
Can't we do both?

Just have a quick snack for the heals, then go help people.

>>1496908
>>consume the dead Blackwatch.

>>1496917
your kinda in a hurry, seeing as the Blackwatch are more than likely going to scramble for another five choppers to take a look at the area.

>>1496921
Good point. Go help the people then.

need one more vote anons.

>>1496929
You've got some stubborn players here

Rolled 2 (1d2)

for fucks sake.
1eat
2help

You gather up as many of the wounded that you could and start getting people to come out and get moving asap. you don't know how long a period you have of safety but after a few you now have people actually getting out of the area.

>keep going, your almost there anyway.
>get back there, maybe you can still eat the Blackwatch before recon or reinforcements arrive.
>you should probably find some more Blackwatch to attack, may get the survivors some breathing room.
>write in.

>>1496965
>keep going

>>1496965
>keep going, your almost there anyway.

>>1496965
>you should probably find some more Blackwatch to attack, may get the survivors some breathing room.

Make sure the survivors know how to get to our hideout though.

You continue to lead the survivors back to the building.

give me three rolls of 1d20
+5 if you can think of ways to minimize the danger of running into a special infected.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1496991
scout ahead on rooftops

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1496991
My best idea would be for us to go on the rooftops right by the survivors as they walk in the street. Hopefully we should be able to intercept and danger

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1496991
Thirding rooftops

Oy vey all of them under 10, I'm going to need some time getting ready for this one, be back soon anons.

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>>1497048

Alright, because of how drawn out the events following are going to be, we will be starting tomorrow.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

It's the long march alright. It takes you a very long time to get out of the general area, with the injured limping along. You find your fortunate that many of these people are very well armed. A ring of firearms surrounds those who find themselves without a weapon.

Give me 1d20+4.

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1499379