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Quest (ID: o8YlCUhM) Archived

Star vs Thread mk 10 FRIDAY NI(...) 05/28/17(Sun)15:43:10 No.1508267

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Star vs Thread mk 10 FRIDAY NIGHT FRIGHTS edition Quest (ID: o8YlCUhM) 05/28/17(Sun)15:43:10 No.1508267 Archived

SESSION START

>You are Anon
>You've been on a pretty hot win streak as of late
>In the past week you've attained power
>That you use to get your ass kicked by magical things
>Money
>That you use to buy magical things to kick ass with
>You have a magical apartment now
>You're a zombie owner
>Practically grown man
>Get to cut your own hair
>Get to suck your own dick and everything
>Earlier this week you were asked to help out your local FOOTBALL TEAM
>The Echo Creek Awesome Possums
>In their start of the season game against SILVER HILL PREP
>With their team
>The WAAAaaariors
>Who's arms and legs are so huge they probably need forklifts to get out of bed in the morning
>Jesus
>Thems some big bois
>You've just got done having a fisty-punch off with your former best friend
>Marco Diaz
>His mind got taken over by a magically created Tentacle arm
>Soft ass
>Neck ass
>Bitch ass
>You have a monster arm and all you have to worry about is when his buttlust will strike
>You're outside your school
>Watching your new gf...
>Jackie Lynn Thomas
>Skate away
>WHACK!
>J: "Ah! Anon! Geeze!"
>Hah
>The buttlust
>You open up your Housevator and gently set Zombina, your undead minion (who has been reduced to a head) on the ground
>Z: "Massa where feet?"
>You look around
>Oh
>Her body's mostly in one piece
>Except her right arm and her left leg
>Those are just sort of crawling around
>Gross
>You stick a foot into her neck
>She jumps for joy
>Z: "Fank you masster!"
>Hahaaaa
>Fleshmagic
>Your bros are waiting for you in the locker room
>The game starts in an hour

What do?

CHARACTER SHEET

ANON HAS GAINED...

+1 CON
+1 WILL

ANON IS NOW A LEVEL 8 ???

CURRENT QUESTS

>Kill a Swamp Drake in the Frogmonster Swamp
>Get a connection Gem from ~~THE HOLE~~
>Win the Big Game

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)15:47:17 No.1508286

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)15:47:17 No.1508286

>>1508267
and don't forget
>Get eyes of skeletor

Let's spend some time fixing Zombina

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/28/17(Sun)15:47:27 No.1508287

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/28/17(Sun)15:47:27 No.1508287

>>1508267
With only an hour, probably catch up with the team.

Brad's gone, so we're in his place for now I guess.

Other team might focus on us with what we did earlier, so we might wanna prep for that too.

After game, we True Undead Zombina so she can lore the fuck outta us

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)15:47:54 No.1508290

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)15:47:54 No.1508290

>>1508267
Talk to your team. Wear your game clothes

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/28/17(Sun)15:48:00 No.1508292

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/28/17(Sun)15:48:00 No.1508292

catch up with the team

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)15:48:37 No.1508294

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)15:48:37 No.1508294

>>1508267
FIGHT DRAKE!

Also, ask Susan who the heck Moon Butterfly is.

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/28/17(Sun)15:48:50 No.1508295

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/28/17(Sun)15:48:50 No.1508295

>>1508267
Go find our team then.

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/28/17(Sun)15:49:44 No.1508298

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/28/17(Sun)15:49:44 No.1508298

>>1508267
>Win the Big Game
Lets go find our team then.

Quest (ID: o8YlCUhM)
05/28/17(Sun)15:53:13 No.1508307

Quest (ID: o8YlCUhM) 05/28/17(Sun)15:53:13 No.1508307

>>1508267
>>1508267

CLARIFICATION POST

Here's the character sheet
https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

Oh, and there's one other quest

>GET THE EYES OF THE SKULL LORD FROM THE NYEHHH GUY in some weird pocket world

Anonymous (ID: g/UBbgMh)
05/28/17(Sun)15:54:34 No.1508311

Anonymous (ID: g/UBbgMh) 05/28/17(Sun)15:54:34 No.1508311

>>1508267
>>Win the Big Game
Go find out just what the hell we're gonna be doing out there.

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)15:54:42 No.1508312

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)15:54:42 No.1508312

>>1508267
Go to football game

And fix Zombina. Ask who Moon Butterfly is.

>>1508255
Hell yeah, mang

And connections, don't forget that. Got a grill, friends with the football team, Brittney is only 30% bitch to Anon, and is a friend with scissor demon lord Xeraxos.

We're the edgy kid with charisma and gutso. That's WAY better than the wallflower edgy kids.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)15:55:38 No.1508316

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)15:55:38 No.1508316

>>1508267
Guess we just catch up with the team.

We can ask Susan afterwards.

Anonymous (ID: WN2esN6r)
05/28/17(Sun)15:57:09 No.1508322

Anonymous (ID: WN2esN6r) 05/28/17(Sun)15:57:09 No.1508322

>>1508312
I'm voting for this

Anonymous (ID: epsu0HYR)
05/28/17(Sun)15:58:18 No.1508329

Anonymous (ID: epsu0HYR) 05/28/17(Sun)15:58:18 No.1508329

>>1508267
>Win the Big Game
Let's do it

Anonymous (ID: 67dbOH6B)
05/28/17(Sun)16:07:01 No.1508360

Anonymous (ID: 67dbOH6B) 05/28/17(Sun)16:07:01 No.1508360

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Previous thread archived, remember to vote. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20The%20Forces%20of%20Evil

Anonymous (ID: e4K/wnJZ)
05/28/17(Sun)16:09:57 No.1508370

Anonymous (ID: e4K/wnJZ) 05/28/17(Sun)16:09:57 No.1508370

>Ask Zombabe if she remembers more and if she wants anything
>Pre-game stretching
>Heal Up
>Prep muscles so he doesn't kill anyone
>Ask Jackie if we were too hard on M+SB
>Good luck Kiss/spank
>Make Lockerroom Entrance like a boss

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc)
05/28/17(Sun)16:10:10 No.1508371

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc) 05/28/17(Sun)16:10:10 No.1508371

>Win the Big Game
Finish what we started

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4)
05/28/17(Sun)16:19:02 No.1508397

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4) 05/28/17(Sun)16:19:02 No.1508397

>>1508370 >>1508267
This seems like a good set of things to go over.
~~Plus getting Susan fixed up.~~

Anonymous (ID: P4mxuCf8)
05/28/17(Sun)16:20:26 No.1508400

Anonymous (ID: P4mxuCf8) 05/28/17(Sun)16:20:26 No.1508400

>>1508267
>Win the big game
https://youtu.be/8DgAfs4FutI

Quest (ID: o8YlCUhM)
05/28/17(Sun)16:22:11 No.1508407

Quest (ID: o8YlCUhM) 05/28/17(Sun)16:22:11 No.1508407

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>>1508329
>>1508312
>>1508316
>>1508311
>>1508298
>>1508295
>>1508292
>>1508290
>>1508287

>You sit down for a second
>It's so quiet inside you're little apartment
>Zombina is rolling around on her one foot
>Having the time of her unlife
>Z: "Weee! Haha! MAshta look!"
>She does a flip
>A: "Sick."
>You can tell she's still a part of your WILL
>Which has already grown
>You feel like you're on the precipice of a new level of power
>If only you had more spells
>Your hand wanders into your belongings pile
>You pull out what's left of the ~~THE BOOK~~
>A: "I miss you, you know?"
>You run your fingers down the shredded leather cover
>You close your eyes
>You almost hear her voice
>bump
>A: "Wh-"
>Zombina is nudging your knee with her forehead
>She puppy eyes you with her one fractaled prism of a flesh construct peeper
>Z: "No be sad, Mashter."
>She's nuzzling your leg
>Whimpering
>A: "Fucking hell nothing's allowed to smell as bad as you -and- be kawaii."
>You hop up
>Pull the pieces of her body together
>A: "What'd you mean by the way?"
>Z: "wha?"
>A: "When you said Moon Butterfly was your friend?"
>You seem to know Zombina's body pretty well
>You did make it, after all
>From the good stuff
>Magic Raccoons
>Worms
>Rats
>Somehow this equaled one lanky muscle-girl from the dead
>You're still super awkward about touching her
>Z: "Haha Master that tickles!"
>Pure thoughts
>P-pure thoughts!
>Done
>Zombina is whole again
>With still plenty of time before kickoff
>A: "Ok now. Be good, alright?"
>When she's whole Zombina takes up 2 points of your WILL
>Anon has +8 Will
>A: "Oh and uh..."
>You eye the scattered mess of your belongings
>A: "Clean up?"
>You get a chipper Salute from your smiley undead girl
>It's good to be the king
>SHHHHRRRRIIIIIP!

cont

Quest (ID: o8YlCUhM)
05/28/17(Sun)16:22:52 No.1508409

Quest (ID: o8YlCUhM) 05/28/17(Sun)16:22:52 No.1508409

>>1508407
>>1508407

>The Lockers
>HOO!
>It is FUNK-AY in here
>You spot your bros right off the bat
>Justin
>Blake
>Even Moob...you guess
>Oh, look that one dude cheerleader's in here
>So is Ferguson
>He's already in the costume
>A: " -ahem- "
>The team turns
>Mo: "Girls lockers are -that- way."
>Fucking Moob
>Some of the bros laugh
>You stroll up and give him a titty twister
>Mo: "Hahaha aaHH! Ah! My redundant Mammary spouts!"
>A: "Whaddup fuckers? I am ready to into the sports."
>Justin slaps you on the back
>Ju: "Aight then Mondo Nondo strip it and get in your pads."
>A: "Didn't know it was that kind of party."
>B: "It ain't a party, man. It's gonna be a blood bath."
>A: "You right."
>Muscles tears off a nearby locker door
>Folds it into a swan
>A: "Wonder what they'll mop the Warriors up with."
>You've raised some spirits
>A: "Now seriously what am I doing?"
>Then you've dashed them
>Ju: "You're on offense. With me. I need somebody to keep those animals off me while we make passes."
>B: "I just gotta out-run em."
>Mo: "I'm playing the D."
>A: "You would."
>Mo: "Mother fu-"
>You dodge a nipple pinch from Moob just in time to bump into Ferg
>He cringes a little when you get close
>A: "Oh uh..."

WHAT SAY/DO!?

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc)
05/28/17(Sun)16:25:47 No.1508419

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc) 05/28/17(Sun)16:25:47 No.1508419

>>1508409
"Hey man what I did to you was shitty and it won't ever happen again. You don't have to accept my apology I just want you to know I'm sorry.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)16:26:45 No.1508425

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)16:26:45 No.1508425

>>1508409
Say sorry for bumping into him and move on. We already said sorry for slap assing him, not much else we can do.

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/28/17(Sun)16:27:03 No.1508426

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/28/17(Sun)16:27:03 No.1508426

>>1508409
Apologize, if we knocked him down, offer to help him back up.

We just had an issue with a butt being shoved in our face, nothing else

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)16:27:37 No.1508427

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)16:27:37 No.1508427

>>1508409

>>1508419
This is good.

Anonymous (ID: P4mxuCf8)
05/28/17(Sun)16:28:12 No.1508429

Anonymous (ID: P4mxuCf8) 05/28/17(Sun)16:28:12 No.1508429

>>1508409
We apologize

Anonymous (ID: g/UBbgMh)
05/28/17(Sun)16:28:16 No.1508430

Anonymous (ID: g/UBbgMh) 05/28/17(Sun)16:28:16 No.1508430

>>1508409
"Hey man, ready to crush it out there?" Fist bump him with our non-monster hand.

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)16:28:52 No.1508432

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)16:28:52 No.1508432

>>1508409
Apologize for the major ass-slap we gave him.

Oh, and try to remember to talk to Sabrina later. We don't want to accidentally crush her spirits now or forget to lay her off and do it on the day of the date, or worse, try to go out with her while still being with Jackie.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)16:29:15 No.1508434

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)16:29:15 No.1508434

>>1508419
We already said that back in... what was it, math? At this point we're starting to seem desperate for forgiveness.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)16:29:19 No.1508435

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)16:29:19 No.1508435

>>1508409
"Hey Ferg, what's up?"

I don't know how to include him in this without causing him to squirm, we might need a cha roll

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/28/17(Sun)16:29:51 No.1508436

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/28/17(Sun)16:29:51 No.1508436

>>1508425
>>1508426
Basically this.

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)16:30:11 No.1508437

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)16:30:11 No.1508437

>>1508409
Nothing personnel kid

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4)
05/28/17(Sun)16:30:23 No.1508438

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4) 05/28/17(Sun)16:30:23 No.1508438

>>1508409 >>1508430
Be cool.

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/28/17(Sun)16:30:38 No.1508440

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/28/17(Sun)16:30:38 No.1508440

>>1508434
Yeah, we already apologized in full in math

The best we can do is get him to feel included with the rest of the group instead of being sidelined

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)16:33:32 No.1508453

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)16:33:32 No.1508453

>>1508440
Oh really? Shit, my bad.

>>1508432
Change apologize to saying something like "Hey man, kill it out there" or some shit, I dunno.

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
05/28/17(Sun)16:40:26 No.1508470

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 05/28/17(Sun)16:40:26 No.1508470

>>1508409
Say sorry for bumping into him and tell him to kill it out there.

Anonymous (ID: R34bZvPt)
05/28/17(Sun)16:45:55 No.1508489

Anonymous (ID: R34bZvPt) 05/28/17(Sun)16:45:55 No.1508489

Take Ferguson and start a Bros chant with him. We have apologized now we need to show we mean it. We are a king. Act like it.

Quest (ID: o8YlCUhM)
05/28/17(Sun)16:46:38 No.1508493

Quest (ID: o8YlCUhM) 05/28/17(Sun)16:46:38 No.1508493

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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1508419
>>1508425
>>1508429
>>1508430
>>1508470
>>1508432
>>1508438

ROLL CHARISMA!

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)16:47:21 No.1508495

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)16:47:21 No.1508495

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1508493
Smooooth talker.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)16:47:33 No.1508497

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)16:47:33 No.1508497

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1508493
KONO ANON DA

Anonymous (ID: g/UBbgMh)
05/28/17(Sun)16:47:43 No.1508498

Anonymous (ID: g/UBbgMh) 05/28/17(Sun)16:47:43 No.1508498

Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1508493

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)16:47:47 No.1508499

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)16:47:47 No.1508499

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1508493

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E)
05/28/17(Sun)16:47:54 No.1508501

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E) 05/28/17(Sun)16:47:54 No.1508501

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1508493

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
05/28/17(Sun)16:47:56 No.1508502

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 05/28/17(Sun)16:47:56 No.1508502

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1508493

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/28/17(Sun)16:48:11 No.1508504

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/28/17(Sun)16:48:11 No.1508504

Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1508493

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)16:48:28 No.1508506

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)16:48:28 No.1508506

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1508493
Time to not fuck this up.

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4)
05/28/17(Sun)16:48:30 No.1508507

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4) 05/28/17(Sun)16:48:30 No.1508507

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1508493
>>1508495
>>1508502
I have a bad feeling about this..

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/28/17(Sun)16:49:09 No.1508509

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/28/17(Sun)16:49:09 No.1508509

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1508493

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)16:49:17 No.1508510

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)16:49:17 No.1508510

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1508493
I just walked into thread like what up I got a big roll

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)16:50:33 No.1508514

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)16:50:33 No.1508514

>>1508501
15 - 4

Jesus, we're an autistic fuck.

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
05/28/17(Sun)16:51:04 No.1508522

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 05/28/17(Sun)16:51:04 No.1508522

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1508493

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)16:51:18 No.1508523

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)16:51:18 No.1508523

>>1508514
Much like IRL it seems.

I haven't been on discord at all since fuck discord, but I hear it gets autism.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)16:51:26 No.1508524

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)16:51:26 No.1508524

>>1508514
We got a 20, so it's 15-2

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/28/17(Sun)16:51:40 No.1508525

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/28/17(Sun)16:51:40 No.1508525

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1508493
>These rolls
Jesus

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)16:52:32 No.1508529

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)16:52:32 No.1508529

Rolled 19, 8, 17, 20, 1, 4, 5, 3, 5 = 82 (9d20)

>>1508525
Don't worry, just need to give the dice dispenser a good kick every now and then

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2)
05/28/17(Sun)16:53:58 No.1508536

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2) 05/28/17(Sun)16:53:58 No.1508536

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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1508529
There go all those good rolls

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E)
05/28/17(Sun)16:54:15 No.1508538

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E) 05/28/17(Sun)16:54:15 No.1508538

>>1508514
Hey, it's +4 and -4. It's 15 even.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)16:54:50 No.1508541

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)16:54:50 No.1508541

>>1508536
>1, 4, 5, 3, 5
there's also a lot of bad ones in there

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)16:54:51 No.1508542

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)16:54:51 No.1508542

>>1508524
Aight, we're back to 15.

Let's keep what we got, it's not a bad number to end on for friendly talk in the locker room.

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)16:56:03 No.1508545

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)16:56:03 No.1508545

>>1508541
>>1508529
Same poster

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/28/17(Sun)17:09:03 No.1508576

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/28/17(Sun)17:09:03 No.1508576

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1508493
Well shit, we're in for a roller coaster it seems.

Quest (ID: K8idMnI1)
05/28/17(Sun)17:10:57 No.1508580

Quest (ID: K8idMnI1) 05/28/17(Sun)17:10:57 No.1508580

test

Quest (ID: K8idMnI1)
05/28/17(Sun)17:23:31 No.1508606

Quest (ID: K8idMnI1) 05/28/17(Sun)17:23:31 No.1508606

File: images (1).jpg (10 KB, 300x168)

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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>15 total

>A: "Yo, Ferg."
>You grunt, trying to seem casual
>Ferg just eyes you up and down
>You still have some blood stains on you from the fight
>You offer a fist bump with your human hand
>A: "Go Possums?"
>He screws on his head
>Gets up
>F: "Go Possums."
>Then walks the fuck off without even dapping you
>Mo: "Don't mind wide-load Anon. He's just the Queer in the suit."
>You push your helmet on
>A: "Fuck off, Moob."

>Wow
>This field is huge
>Bright
>Loud
>The crowd is way bigger than you expected
>You've had a meeting with the coach
>He wasn't sure about you at first
>C: "Justin. Is this long-hair with the eyeliner really your 'secret weapon?"
>A: "I'm actually bare-faced but your wife's tits keep giving me black eyes."
>The coach likes you now
>The kickoff is about to go down
>Special teams take the field
>A: "Ha. This is just like CSGO only sweaty."
>B: "You're not wrong."
>After the kickoff you have your starting position
>All the way on your side of the field
>Fucking receiver took a knee
>Coward
>The coach steps up

>C: "ALRIGHT, MEN!"
>Boys
>C: "TODAY IS THE DAY WE DO OR DIE!"
>Actually there's like, a whole season after this game
>C: "WHEN YOU GO OUT THERE YOU WILL BE TRANSFORMED!"
>Amplified
>A: "Slaanesh is with us!"
>C: "WHAT THE LITTLE NERD SAID!"
>Hahaa chaos
>You take the field
>Helmets level down
>M: "Anon! Baby! WOOO! GO BABY, GO!"
>Holy ducks
>It's your mom!
>Ron's with her
>He gives you a thumbs up and a nod
>His arm is around your mom's waist
>You appreciate the support but kind of want to murder Ron
>Hm
>Complex emotions

>PHWEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmQFz3WugQE

>OH SHIT
>SO MANY BODIES
>SO MUCH YELLOW AND GREY COLLIDING
>Ju: "ANON! ON THE LEFT!"
>400 pound meat monkey incoming
>W1: "RRAH!"

>ROLL STRENGTH!

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)17:24:28 No.1508608

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)17:24:28 No.1508608

Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606
we be strong

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)17:24:30 No.1508609

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)17:24:30 No.1508609

Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)17:24:31 No.1508611

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)17:24:31 No.1508611

Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606
>inb4 we go RIGHT

Anonymous (ID: epsu0HYR)
05/28/17(Sun)17:25:19 No.1508616

Anonymous (ID: epsu0HYR) 05/28/17(Sun)17:25:19 No.1508616

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)17:25:26 No.1508617

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)17:25:26 No.1508617

Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606
(v:

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/28/17(Sun)17:25:41 No.1508618

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/28/17(Sun)17:25:41 No.1508618

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606
SPORTS BALL AND TEAR

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
05/28/17(Sun)17:26:00 No.1508621

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 05/28/17(Sun)17:26:00 No.1508621

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)17:26:00 No.1508622

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)17:26:00 No.1508622

Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606
PANIC

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/28/17(Sun)17:26:01 No.1508623

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/28/17(Sun)17:26:01 No.1508623

Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)17:27:33 No.1508633

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)17:27:33 No.1508633

Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606
SHIIIIIIIIT!!!

Anonymous (ID: g/UBbgMh)
05/28/17(Sun)17:29:13 No.1508642

Anonymous (ID: g/UBbgMh) 05/28/17(Sun)17:29:13 No.1508642

Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606
BLUE 42

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)17:30:07 No.1508649

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)17:30:07 No.1508649

>>1508617
>16

Not bad, but against those palookas, it might not be enough.

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/28/17(Sun)17:30:44 No.1508652

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/28/17(Sun)17:30:44 No.1508652

Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/28/17(Sun)17:32:39 No.1508663

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/28/17(Sun)17:32:39 No.1508663

Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)17:32:46 No.1508664

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)17:32:46 No.1508664

File: 1440202997609.gif (572 KB, 500x281)

572 KB GIF

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606
Lets do this boyos, lets spook them fuckboys

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)17:33:15 No.1508666

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)17:33:15 No.1508666

>>1508652
Theeeere we go, now we're proper fucked.

God dammit, man.

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/28/17(Sun)17:33:50 No.1508671

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/28/17(Sun)17:33:50 No.1508671

>>1508666
I'm sorry Satan

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)17:34:06 No.1508673

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)17:34:06 No.1508673

Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606
Since we're screwed anyway, might as well try for a 20

Anonymous (ID: 67dbOH6B)
05/28/17(Sun)17:34:42 No.1508678

Anonymous (ID: 67dbOH6B) 05/28/17(Sun)17:34:42 No.1508678

Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc)
05/28/17(Sun)17:34:43 No.1508679

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc) 05/28/17(Sun)17:34:43 No.1508679

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)17:38:05 No.1508692

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)17:38:05 No.1508692

>>1508671
It's OK.

I'll forgive you ~~if you get in the sack.~~

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2)
05/28/17(Sun)17:38:18 No.1508693

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2) 05/28/17(Sun)17:38:18 No.1508693

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

So we're fucked right?

Anonymous (ID: umbPd9Sb)
05/28/17(Sun)17:40:07 No.1508704

Anonymous (ID: umbPd9Sb) 05/28/17(Sun)17:40:07 No.1508704

Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)17:41:31 No.1508708

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)17:41:31 No.1508708

>>1508693
so close

Anonymous (ID: vvLsIHih)
05/28/17(Sun)17:43:05 No.1508715

Anonymous (ID: vvLsIHih) 05/28/17(Sun)17:43:05 No.1508715

File: ...Oh no.gif (248 KB, 469x292)

248 KB GIF

Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/28/17(Sun)17:43:22 No.1508716

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/28/17(Sun)17:43:22 No.1508716

Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508606

Quest (ID: K8idMnI1)
05/28/17(Sun)17:46:03 No.1508724

Quest (ID: K8idMnI1) 05/28/17(Sun)17:46:03 No.1508724

File: images (2).jpg (10 KB, 300x168)

10 KB JPG

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1508617
>>1508617

WINNER!

>16 total

>>1508652
-2

>14 total...

>WHAM!
>You
>Got creamed
>You struggle
>Muscles can't even hoist this big mother hubbard off of you
>Shoot
>Tarnation
>You're a flapjack
>Still, he's not on top of Justin

>Ju: "88! Heads up!"
>Justin tosses!
>The defender on the other team is a fucking train...
>Blake however
>Blake is a damn lightning bolt
>NNEEERRRRR!
>He blitzes down half the field!
>Gets tackled at the 40 yard marker
>The crowd loses it
>Mom is screaming your name
>Not out of anger or fear either
>She's just happy
>Nice
>Ow
>your body
>Ju: "Alright! Round two!"
>A: "Wait we have to go agai-"
>Ju: "HIKE!"
>AAAAAAA
>THE BODIES
>THE PAIN

ROLL STRENGTH OR DEX!

Anonymous (ID: 94PimT+k)
05/28/17(Sun)17:47:05 No.1508732

Anonymous (ID: 94PimT+k) 05/28/17(Sun)17:47:05 No.1508732

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1508724
GO STRENGTH

Anonymous (ID: 67dbOH6B)
05/28/17(Sun)17:47:06 No.1508733

Anonymous (ID: 67dbOH6B) 05/28/17(Sun)17:47:06 No.1508733

Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724
FOR MOTHER

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E)
05/28/17(Sun)17:47:07 No.1508734

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E) 05/28/17(Sun)17:47:07 No.1508734

Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724
DEX IS FOR PUSSIES.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)17:47:15 No.1508735

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)17:47:15 No.1508735

Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724
STRUNGTH

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)17:47:35 No.1508738

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)17:47:35 No.1508738

Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)17:47:44 No.1508739

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)17:47:44 No.1508739

Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/28/17(Sun)17:47:45 No.1508740

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/28/17(Sun)17:47:45 No.1508740

Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/28/17(Sun)17:47:46 No.1508742

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/28/17(Sun)17:47:46 No.1508742

Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724
TRY AGAIN

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)17:48:29 No.1508746

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)17:48:29 No.1508746

Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724
STRENGTH BITCH!

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/28/17(Sun)17:48:54 No.1508748

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/28/17(Sun)17:48:54 No.1508748

Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)17:48:56 No.1508749

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)17:48:56 No.1508749

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1508724
Time to do the flexy.

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/28/17(Sun)17:49:05 No.1508751

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/28/17(Sun)17:49:05 No.1508751

Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724
Rolling.

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)17:49:14 No.1508753

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)17:49:14 No.1508753

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724
GET STRONK

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/28/17(Sun)17:49:25 No.1508754

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/28/17(Sun)17:49:25 No.1508754

Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724
VAMOS QUE SE PUEDE!

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)17:49:39 No.1508757

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)17:49:39 No.1508757

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724
FOR PONY

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6)
05/28/17(Sun)17:50:09 No.1508762

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6) 05/28/17(Sun)17:50:09 No.1508762

Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724

Anonymous (ID: g/UBbgMh)
05/28/17(Sun)17:50:23 No.1508763

Anonymous (ID: g/UBbgMh) 05/28/17(Sun)17:50:23 No.1508763

Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724
Fuck dex, eat my meat.

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/28/17(Sun)17:50:43 No.1508766

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/28/17(Sun)17:50:43 No.1508766

Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724
MADRE DAME FUERZA

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2)
05/28/17(Sun)17:52:20 No.1508773

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2) 05/28/17(Sun)17:52:20 No.1508773

Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724
We have nothing to lose now, might as well try to help

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/28/17(Sun)17:53:38 No.1508778

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/28/17(Sun)17:53:38 No.1508778

File: IMG_5871.gif (750 KB, 250x219)

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>>1508773
Well then

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/28/17(Sun)17:54:25 No.1508779

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/28/17(Sun)17:54:25 No.1508779

>>1508751
This
>>1508738
>>1508773
+4

16+9+4 = 29

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)17:55:26 No.1508786

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)17:55:26 No.1508786

>>1508751
Not gonna risk rolling; what we got here is good.

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)17:56:31 No.1508795

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)17:56:31 No.1508795

File: 1493358426244.png (203 KB, 600x600)

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>>1508779

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)18:30:15 No.1508967

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)18:30:15 No.1508967

Rolled - 20 (0d20 - 20)

Wonder what happens if you add a negative number

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)18:31:33 No.1508977

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)18:31:33 No.1508977

Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1508724
DON'T FUCK UP

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4)
05/28/17(Sun)18:47:04 No.1509046

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4) 05/28/17(Sun)18:47:04 No.1509046

>>1508967
Did you really expect anything else?

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)18:48:15 No.1509049

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)18:48:15 No.1509049

>>1509046
Well it's possible that it'd just outright fail.

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:04:24 No.1509117

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:04:24 No.1509117

File: download.jpg (11 KB, 272x185)

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>>1508751
>>1508751
THE WINNER!

>25 total

>>1508738
+2

>>1508773
+2!

>29 total

>This guy had his head down
>His shoulders squared
>SPPRACKRAKCAK!
>This would destroy you
>Psh
>If you was little bitch-baby man
>You hurl the big meat-boi off of you and into several other tons of fun
>They ricochet like billiard balls against each other's helmets
>Justin makes his throw!
>It's on point!
>Blake goes it an-
>WHAM!
>"OOooooo" goes the crowd
>Blake got underswept while he was in mid-air
>He's done a flip, dropped the ball and landed on his back!
>You hear a voice from the crowd
>R: "IT'S AN INTERCEPTION! ANON, GET THE GUY WITH THE BALL!"

>You turn
>It's Ron
>He's standing
>He looks pumped
>You turn back
>Hugeman McBuff-post puberty pants has the egg...
>Chugga
>Choo
>Choo
>Here comes the train

WHAT DO!?

>Sweep the leg
Dex to possibly take the ball back

>RIP AND TEAR
Strength just to stop him in his tracks

>HEY MA, NO HANDS
do something dirty

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)19:04:36 No.1509122

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)19:04:36 No.1509122

>>1508724
Quest died :(

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/28/17(Sun)19:05:22 No.1509130

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/28/17(Sun)19:05:22 No.1509130

>>1509117
>Sweep the leg
Dex to possibly take the ball back

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:05:31 No.1509133

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:05:31 No.1509133

>>1509117
>RIP AND TEAR

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)19:05:44 No.1509136

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)19:05:44 No.1509136

>>1509117
>SWEEP DAT MUTHAFUCKIN LEG M8

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/28/17(Sun)19:05:51 No.1509138

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/28/17(Sun)19:05:51 No.1509138

>>1509117
RIP AND TEAR

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/28/17(Sun)19:05:58 No.1509140

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/28/17(Sun)19:05:58 No.1509140

RIP AND TEAR

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/28/17(Sun)19:06:11 No.1509142

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/28/17(Sun)19:06:11 No.1509142

>>1509117
Rip and tear. Let's not try anything flashy with our meager +3 DEX.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)19:06:11 No.1509143

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)19:06:11 No.1509143

>>1509117
>RIP AND TEAR

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)19:06:14 No.1509144

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)19:06:14 No.1509144

Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1509117
sweep the leg

Anonymous (ID: 6eEvv/tp)
05/28/17(Sun)19:06:21 No.1509145

Anonymous (ID: 6eEvv/tp) 05/28/17(Sun)19:06:21 No.1509145

>>1509122
You are dum.
>>1509117
Sweep the leg. Get the ball.

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6)
05/28/17(Sun)19:06:26 No.1509146

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6) 05/28/17(Sun)19:06:26 No.1509146

>>1509117
>Sweep the leg

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)19:06:42 No.1509147

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)19:06:42 No.1509147

>>1509117
RIP AND TEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
05/28/17(Sun)19:06:46 No.1509148

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 05/28/17(Sun)19:06:46 No.1509148

>>1509117
>Sweep the leg

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)19:07:04 No.1509151

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)19:07:04 No.1509151

>>1509117
Sweep the leg

Anonymous (ID: y2qZCPH7)
05/28/17(Sun)19:07:36 No.1509152

Anonymous (ID: y2qZCPH7) 05/28/17(Sun)19:07:36 No.1509152

>>1509117
Rip and tear

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)19:09:16 No.1509158

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)19:09:16 No.1509158

>>1509117
Ram him and lift him. That'll stop him in his tracks.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)19:09:22 No.1509160

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)19:09:22 No.1509160

If we were going to do something dirty, we should have mind read the other team and relay their strategy to our team.

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/28/17(Sun)19:10:20 No.1509168

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/28/17(Sun)19:10:20 No.1509168

>>1509117
>RIP AND TEAR
The only right thing to do EVER.

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)19:11:05 No.1509173

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)19:11:05 No.1509173

File: cobra_kai-560x402.jpg (56 KB, 560x402)

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>>1509117
>>Sweep the leg

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:11:14 No.1509177

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:11:14 No.1509177

Where is Betty

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/28/17(Sun)19:13:11 No.1509189

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/28/17(Sun)19:13:11 No.1509189

>>1509117
RIP N TEAR

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:13:35 No.1509191

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:13:35 No.1509191

File: jamie-vardy4-large_trans_(...).jpg (37 KB, 720x449)

37 KB JPG

Time to COUUUNT!

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)19:14:05 No.1509197

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)19:14:05 No.1509197

File: 1468576101442.png (17 KB, 500x390)

17 KB PNG

>>1509177
>implying after that brutal anal ravaging that he'd be game ready.
I doubt he's fit for the season now, bud.

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:15:54 No.1509206

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:15:54 No.1509206

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Rolled 6 (1d10)

THE VOTES

>RIPPETY DOO DA
9 votes

>SWEEP
8 votes

ROLL
STRENGTH!

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)19:16:30 No.1509211

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)19:16:30 No.1509211

Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206
POWER

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
05/28/17(Sun)19:16:41 No.1509214

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 05/28/17(Sun)19:16:41 No.1509214

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1509206

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/28/17(Sun)19:16:48 No.1509215

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/28/17(Sun)19:16:48 No.1509215

Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206
Rolling.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)19:16:50 No.1509216

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)19:16:50 No.1509216

Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206

>>1509189
Coulda had a Special Event, were it not for you faggot ass.

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6)
05/28/17(Sun)19:16:52 No.1509218

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6) 05/28/17(Sun)19:16:52 No.1509218

Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/28/17(Sun)19:17:07 No.1509220

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/28/17(Sun)19:17:07 No.1509220

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1509206

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)19:17:51 No.1509224

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)19:17:51 No.1509224

Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg
RIIIIIIP!

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:17:54 No.1509225

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:17:54 No.1509225

Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)19:18:02 No.1509226

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)19:18:02 No.1509226

>>1509220
Fuck

Someone roll a 20

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/28/17(Sun)19:18:07 No.1509227

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/28/17(Sun)19:18:07 No.1509227

Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)19:18:12 No.1509228

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)19:18:12 No.1509228

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)19:18:32 No.1509232

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)19:18:32 No.1509232

Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/28/17(Sun)19:19:04 No.1509234

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/28/17(Sun)19:19:04 No.1509234

Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)19:19:08 No.1509236

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)19:19:08 No.1509236

Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206
:)

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E)
05/28/17(Sun)19:19:44 No.1509242

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E) 05/28/17(Sun)19:19:44 No.1509242

Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)19:19:58 No.1509244

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)19:19:58 No.1509244

Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206
DON'T FUCK UP

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/28/17(Sun)19:20:03 No.1509245

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/28/17(Sun)19:20:03 No.1509245

Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206
GOTTA SAVE IT

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)19:20:13 No.1509246

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)19:20:13 No.1509246

Rolled 3, 12, 15, 8, 8, 15, 7, 7, 11, 14 = 100 (10d20)

Holy shit, these rolls.

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:21:06 No.1509254

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:21:06 No.1509254

Explosion when

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)19:21:09 No.1509255

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)19:21:09 No.1509255

>>1509244
I FUCKED UP

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)19:21:42 No.1509261

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)19:21:42 No.1509261

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>>1509220
>>1509234
>>1509236
>>1509244

Welp, guess we're gonna embarress ourselves in front of the entire school, our mom, and her new cop boyfriend.

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:23:01 No.1509269

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:23:01 No.1509269

Rolled 9, 7, 10, 12, 16, 5, 2, 8, 4, 5, 2, 16 = 96 (12d20)

Go away bad rolls

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)19:23:15 No.1509270

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)19:23:15 No.1509270

Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206
3 fuckin' 1s.

Might as well try to get a 20. Not like we can get fucked any further if I get a 1 to add on to them.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)19:23:24 No.1509273

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)19:23:24 No.1509273

>>1509189

>>1509220
>>1509234
>>1509244
This could've been averted....

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)19:23:58 No.1509276

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)19:23:58 No.1509276

>>1509270
Nice.

Too bad it only mitigates the damage somewhat

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/28/17(Sun)19:24:06 No.1509278

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/28/17(Sun)19:24:06 No.1509278

Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509206

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)19:24:37 No.1509281

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)19:24:37 No.1509281

>>1509270
Puto dios mio!

Anonymous (ID: xUBKBLt0)
05/28/17(Sun)19:25:33 No.1509286

Anonymous (ID: xUBKBLt0) 05/28/17(Sun)19:25:33 No.1509286

>>1509270
>>1509278
BAWK

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)19:25:39 No.1509288

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)19:25:39 No.1509288

>>1509278
>We're back to 18 rather than 14

Good shit man.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)19:25:42 No.1509289

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)19:25:42 No.1509289

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>>1509270
>>1509278

Anonymous (ID: xUBKBLt0)
05/28/17(Sun)19:26:36 No.1509293

Anonymous (ID: xUBKBLt0) 05/28/17(Sun)19:26:36 No.1509293

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1509286

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/28/17(Sun)19:29:04 No.1509307

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/28/17(Sun)19:29:04 No.1509307

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

I REFUSE TO LET ANON LOOSE THIS GAME, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BECOME THE STAR VS VERSION OF TOM BRADY

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn)
05/28/17(Sun)19:31:42 No.1509314

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn) 05/28/17(Sun)19:31:42 No.1509314

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1509206
VAMOS VAMOS

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:31:44 No.1509315

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:31:44 No.1509315

Guys should we kill muscles?

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/28/17(Sun)19:32:49 No.1509321

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/28/17(Sun)19:32:49 No.1509321

>>1509307
We got 18 right now
We good

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn)
05/28/17(Sun)19:33:21 No.1509323

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn) 05/28/17(Sun)19:33:21 No.1509323

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>>1509315
>betraying muscles

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)19:33:25 No.1509324

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)19:33:25 No.1509324

>>1509315
If anything, I say we just try to find a way to make him his own separate entity (after some appropriate interventions on his behaviors in regards to butts).

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)19:33:39 No.1509325

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)19:33:39 No.1509325

>>1509321
unless the DC is 20

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)19:34:22 No.1509332

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)19:34:22 No.1509332

>>1509315
At what point in time during this or the previous thread has Muscles been a problem, where our only solution was completely killing it?

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn)
05/28/17(Sun)19:34:25 No.1509333

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn) 05/28/17(Sun)19:34:25 No.1509333

>>1509324
Hectitude pls stop trying to make Muscles autonomous

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)19:34:48 No.1509338

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)19:34:48 No.1509338

>>1509315
no and fuck you

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)19:35:21 No.1509345

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)19:35:21 No.1509345

>>1509315
U N C I V I L I Z E D

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)19:36:35 No.1509352

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)19:36:35 No.1509352

>>1509325
If I were to make a bet on the strength bonus average for the Warriors, I'd say 5-7 at best.

Anon definitely has a strength advantage, so we just have to hope the one we're facing rolled under a 13 if his bonus is a 5. If he hits a 14, he'll overpower Anon.

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:36:50 No.1509353

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:36:50 No.1509353

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>>1509216
>>1509216

WINNER!

>20 total

>>1509220
-2
>>1509234
-2!
>>1509244
-2!

>>1509270
+2

>>1509278
+2!
>18 total

>Muscles Snatches out!
>You grap the big fucker by his big fucking neck!
>HE CHARGES INTO YOUR STIFF ARM
>RRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGREEEEEEE
>Eventually
>EVENTUALLY
>You come to a stop
>It took you, Justin AND some of the other offensive linemen to stop this guy
>Fuck
>You realize you're still in one place
>Your team mates kept you from getting creamed
>You are however...in a hole
>As in, the big cunt ground a ditch into the ground using your body
>Muscles flicks his wrist and then gives a thumbs up
>A: "Dang, gurl. Where you goin with all that sauce?"
>M: "Anon!"
>A mom?
>Mom waving a pair of pom-poms
>Ron gives you a nod and the cheesiest thumbs up ever
>Y-you too
>What is this?
>Team work?
>A: "Gay...but not -bad-."
>PHWEEEEEEE
>Your team has lost the ball
>You have to switch out with the Defense
>They march out onto the field like they're being lead to their execution
>Because they are
>The Warriors defense is mean
>Their offense?
>Ohohoho mean isn't word
>Genocidal
>That's more accurate
>You spot Sabrina near the bench
>S: "H-hey Anon. You did great out there."
>A: "Thanks, you too."
>S: "Really? Brittney said my skirt doesn't flatter my legs but if you like it the-"
>A pom pom hits your nose
>Br: "Sab! Get your scrawny little tush over here and back up Chantelle's equally scrawny tucus!"
>Tucus?
>What is Brittney?
>Asiatic Jew?
>You note to never borrow money from Brittney
>Then immediately marvel at how goddamn racist you are without having been lynched by the PC police in Commiefornia
>Chantelle looks pretty offended
>Ch: "My butt's just compact!"
>Br: "Do some squats.Then you can bitch about it."
>The cheerleaders get to rolling their behinds
>The routine doesn't seem to be working
>Wow
>Chantelle actually looks like she's holding back a lot to stay in time
>Sabrina's just struggling to move in beat
>Brittney's on point but damn she's so icy it's like she's dancing to entertain herself

WHAT DO ON THE BENCH!?

>Recover (Roll con to not be tired in the next round)

>Play dirty
(Read the other Coach's mind for their plays)

>Strategize
(Get advantage for Justin's next play)

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:37:40 No.1509358

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:37:40 No.1509358

But seriously as our Mami said do not get attached to your playthings

Anonymous (ID: umbPd9Sb)
05/28/17(Sun)19:38:00 No.1509361

Anonymous (ID: umbPd9Sb) 05/28/17(Sun)19:38:00 No.1509361

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>>1509315
Yes because we definitely didn't get uber pissed when star tried to kill muscles

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/28/17(Sun)19:38:50 No.1509366

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/28/17(Sun)19:38:50 No.1509366

>>1509353
recovery

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:39:06 No.1509368

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:39:06 No.1509368

>>1509353
>Recover

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/28/17(Sun)19:39:10 No.1509369

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/28/17(Sun)19:39:10 No.1509369

>>1509353
>Strategize
With our rolls, we need all of the advantage we can get.

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/28/17(Sun)19:39:25 No.1509370

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/28/17(Sun)19:39:25 No.1509370

>>1509353
>>Strategize
>(Get advantage for Justin's next play)
Team effort

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)19:39:26 No.1509371

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)19:39:26 No.1509371

>>1509353
Knowledge is power. Read the coach's mind, but know this y'all: they can still greatly overpower the team even if we completely counter their plans.

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn)
05/28/17(Sun)19:39:29 No.1509372

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn) 05/28/17(Sun)19:39:29 No.1509372

>>1509353
PLAY DIRTY

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
05/28/17(Sun)19:39:36 No.1509373

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 05/28/17(Sun)19:39:36 No.1509373

>>1509353
>>Strategize
Justin doesn't seem to be the type to cheat.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)19:39:38 No.1509374

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)19:39:38 No.1509374

>>1509353
let's recover

Anonymous (ID: umbPd9Sb)
05/28/17(Sun)19:40:01 No.1509377

Anonymous (ID: umbPd9Sb) 05/28/17(Sun)19:40:01 No.1509377

>>1509353
Recovery

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)19:40:17 No.1509381

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)19:40:17 No.1509381

>>1509353
>Strategize

Do we still have Funyons left? Can we eat those to recover?

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)19:40:19 No.1509382

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)19:40:19 No.1509382

>>1509353
LET'S PLAY DIRTY!

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)19:40:30 No.1509385

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)19:40:30 No.1509385

>>1509353
>>1509371
Hm, apologies. Scratch my option, strategize with Justin.

Gotta support your bros, man.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)19:40:32 No.1509386

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)19:40:32 No.1509386

>>1509353
>Strategize
we ain't no dirty cheaters

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)19:40:36 No.1509387

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)19:40:36 No.1509387

>Recover

Plan's simple:
1) Give Muscles the ball
2) Stretch Muscles all the way to the goal post
3) score

Anonymous (ID: y2qZCPH7)
05/28/17(Sun)19:40:38 No.1509388

Anonymous (ID: y2qZCPH7) 05/28/17(Sun)19:40:38 No.1509388

>>1509353
Recovery

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/28/17(Sun)19:40:57 No.1509389

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/28/17(Sun)19:40:57 No.1509389

>>1509353
Strategize

Anonymous (ID: y2qZCPH7)
05/28/17(Sun)19:41:41 No.1509391

Anonymous (ID: y2qZCPH7) 05/28/17(Sun)19:41:41 No.1509391

>>1509387
Space jam it

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/28/17(Sun)19:41:58 No.1509394

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/28/17(Sun)19:41:58 No.1509394

>>1509353
>Strategize

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/28/17(Sun)19:42:30 No.1509398

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/28/17(Sun)19:42:30 No.1509398

use non-lethal bfb to sap the enemy team, we weaken them and heal ourselves up

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:45:56 No.1509419

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:45:56 No.1509419

Use lethal BfB to sap the enemy team.

Anonymous (ID: YqfcuN//)
05/28/17(Sun)19:45:59 No.1509421

Anonymous (ID: YqfcuN//) 05/28/17(Sun)19:45:59 No.1509421

>>1509398
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/28/17(Sun)19:46:03 No.1509422

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/28/17(Sun)19:46:03 No.1509422

>>1509353
>>Strategize

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn)
05/28/17(Sun)19:47:47 No.1509430

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn) 05/28/17(Sun)19:47:47 No.1509430

>>1509398
Supporting

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)19:49:34 No.1509439

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)19:49:34 No.1509439

>>1509398
supporting

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/28/17(Sun)19:49:41 No.1509440

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/28/17(Sun)19:49:41 No.1509440

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>>1509398
We can't use Blood for Blood while undamaged. Do you want to fucking break our own fingers just to do this or something like a crazy person?

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)19:50:52 No.1509449

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)19:50:52 No.1509449

>>1509440
we just transfer health to team mates if we can

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)19:56:29 No.1509484

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)19:56:29 No.1509484

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87! 44!

TIME TO COUUUNT

HIKE!

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)20:11:36 No.1509588

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)20:11:36 No.1509588

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THE VOTES

>Recover
10 votes

>Play Dirty
2 votes

>Strategize!
10 votes...

(Other)
BFB to weaken the enemy team!
5 votes

Hm

A tie
EXCELLENT!

SPECIAL EVENT!

>You look at the enemy team
>Their iron jaws
>Their soulless eyes full of horrific steroid induced trauma
>Their back hair
>A: "Yeh nawhr."
>Ju: "Naw what?"
>You turn to Justin
>Sniff
>Then Snap your own fucking index finger like a Russian KGB agent
>Muscles freaks out a little too
>After you made him do it he's constantly fanning you and moving to help but not wanting to touch you
>He feels your pain
>He also knows your plan but damn
>You've never ordered him to hurt you
>He does not like this
>You and he are a temple he doesn't seem to wanna desecrate
>You hold still at first
>You start to sweat
>C: "You get in the head, kid?"
>You open your mouth to speak
>Then
>Then you scream

https://youtu.be/P00bzKOzrPg

>Your team kind of stalls to a halt around you
>Blake is overjoyed and still astounded
>B: "What the fuck?"
>He's laughing
>Yet he looks terrified
>Needless to say this doesn't improve when you break the next one
>A: "AAH!"
>B: "Hahaha! Guys? What the FOCK guys!?"
>A: "Shut up."
>You groan
>A: "Daddy's goin to work."
>You roll Muscles' fingers
>Red mist curls around his hand as you twitch through a nosebleed

ANON HAS DEALT 10 DAMAGE TO HIMSELF

>The play goes off
>You see bodies collide
>The Warriors pick up Moob and throw him into the stands
>They even tackled Ferg
>Their Mascot is kicking Ferg
>A fan starts fighting their mascot
>Echo Creek's too fucking real
>You zero in on the guy with the ball
>He's a machine
>No
>He's meat...
>A: "Meat bleeds..."
>You mutter your curse
>Justin grabs your shoulder
>Ju: "Don't kill em."
>A: "Why would I kill him? Dyeing is easy."
>Blood sprays out of your ear and gums as you grin
>A: "It takes Grit to stay alive."

ROLL WILL!
1d20 + 8!

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)20:12:50 No.1509597

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)20:12:50 No.1509597

Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588
inb4 we accidentally kill him

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)20:13:11 No.1509599

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)20:13:11 No.1509599

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1509588
>>1509588
The dice...

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)20:13:36 No.1509603

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)20:13:36 No.1509603

Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588

Anonymous (ID: xUBKBLt0)
05/28/17(Sun)20:13:53 No.1509604

Anonymous (ID: xUBKBLt0) 05/28/17(Sun)20:13:53 No.1509604

Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588
B
A
W
K

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/28/17(Sun)20:14:25 No.1509612

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/28/17(Sun)20:14:25 No.1509612

Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588
Oh great.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)20:14:36 No.1509613

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)20:14:36 No.1509613

Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588
kek

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)20:14:36 No.1509614

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)20:14:36 No.1509614

Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588
DON'T FUCK UP

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)20:15:14 No.1509621

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)20:15:14 No.1509621

Rolled 4, 6, 2, 9, 3, 6, 6, 14, 2, 3, 15, 16, 4, 13 = 103 (14d20)

>rolls are still shit

Goddammit, fix yourself dice

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/28/17(Sun)20:15:35 No.1509624

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/28/17(Sun)20:15:35 No.1509624

Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6)
05/28/17(Sun)20:15:42 No.1509625

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6) 05/28/17(Sun)20:15:42 No.1509625

Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/28/17(Sun)20:15:52 No.1509626

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/28/17(Sun)20:15:52 No.1509626

File: 1494956603181.gif (382 KB, 268x300)

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Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588
Well, I guess this is how it's going to go.

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/28/17(Sun)20:15:54 No.1509628

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/28/17(Sun)20:15:54 No.1509628

Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

well that was drastic

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)20:16:03 No.1509631

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)20:16:03 No.1509631

File: 1495506063742.png (106 KB, 425x437)

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Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)20:16:25 No.1509634

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)20:16:25 No.1509634

>>1509628
Okay, now don't roll any 1's.

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)20:16:28 No.1509635

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)20:16:28 No.1509635

Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588
TOUCH DOWN
THURMAN THOMAS

Anonymous (ID: xUBKBLt0)
05/28/17(Sun)20:16:37 No.1509636

Anonymous (ID: xUBKBLt0) 05/28/17(Sun)20:16:37 No.1509636

Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509628
17
Wew lad

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/28/17(Sun)20:17:45 No.1509642

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/28/17(Sun)20:17:45 No.1509642

>>1509588
No 1s plz

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)20:18:03 No.1509643

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)20:18:03 No.1509643

Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588
LET'S DO THIS
LEEEEROOOOOOY

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/28/17(Sun)20:18:37 No.1509650

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/28/17(Sun)20:18:37 No.1509650

Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/28/17(Sun)20:18:47 No.1509651

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/28/17(Sun)20:18:47 No.1509651

Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509588
>>1509642
Right

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/28/17(Sun)20:31:07 No.1509701

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/28/17(Sun)20:31:07 No.1509701

So is no one else concerned that Anon keeps having mini face explosions.
I know it's probably nothing but maybe calm down with the Will usage.
Having a brain aneurysm every few hours can't be good.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)20:32:09 No.1509708

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)20:32:09 No.1509708

>>1509701
it's okay, we can just eat some funyons

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)20:36:38 No.1509726

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)20:36:38 No.1509726

File: download (1).jpg (8 KB, 300x168)

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>>1509628
>>1509628

WINNER!

>17 total

>>1509636
+2!

>19 total

>You clench your eyes tight
>You see light inside you
>There it is
>Your power
>When your eyes open darkness zeroes in around your target

https://youtu.be/93vmIVzWb-M

>You feel the tiny pit that is this behemoth's mind
>There is one thought in it
>W3: "Run. Breathe. 1-2-1-2-1 Run. Breathe. Go."
>This guy is a beast
>A shame
>A beast can't stand against a Monster

ANON'S WILL IS +8
ANON DEALS 4 DAMAGE TO THE WARRIOR

ANON HAS GAINED 4HP

>One of your fingers nearly snaps perfectly back in place
>Red coiling smoke rolls from under your fingernails
>Your magic snatches at his ankles
>He coughs
>He trips and falls
>WHAM!
>He eats shit
>C: "THE BALL IS LOOSE! GET IT! GET IT!"

>Everyone scrambles
>The Warriors are just too fast and retake the ball
>However...
>Ju: "They didn't get the touchdown."
>The docs are called out to take care of the fallen player
>Justin looks devastated
>Ju: "You did that, right?"
>A: "You were expecting someone else? The Easter Bunny?"
>Brittney walks over
>Br: "You did that?"
>A: "You were expe-"
>Pom in mouth
>Br: "You were cool for once."
>She starts stalking back over to the cheer squad
>Br: "Don't ruin it."
>They start dancing again
>Chantelle still looks like a phoenix being crammed into a light-bright
>Sabrina...does her best
>Ed is graceful af
>You catch him making eyes at Moob
>He winks
>Moob, being extremely uncomfortable curses at him an-
>Oh
>No wait Moob just covered his face with his helmet
>Ha
>A: "Possibly gheyyyy."
>PHWEEEEE

ANOTHER PLAY IS ON!

>BFB THE ENEMY QUARTERBACK

>BFB THE ENEMY COACH

>BFB THE ENEMY... ~~Parents?~~

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)20:37:53 No.1509734

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)20:37:53 No.1509734

>>1509726
Are you kidding? Leg trip the guy with the ball.

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)20:39:17 No.1509742

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)20:39:17 No.1509742

>>1509726
BFB THE ENEMY PARENTS

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)20:39:27 No.1509744

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)20:39:27 No.1509744

>>1509726
THE PARENTS
DO THE PARENTS
SECRET DEMON ROUTE

Anonymous (ID: YqfcuN//)
05/28/17(Sun)20:39:31 No.1509745

Anonymous (ID: YqfcuN//) 05/28/17(Sun)20:39:31 No.1509745

>>1509726
>PARENTS
DEMON PATH IS GO

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/28/17(Sun)20:39:41 No.1509746

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/28/17(Sun)20:39:41 No.1509746

bfb enemy quarter back

Anonymous (ID: J5tsONvv)
05/28/17(Sun)20:39:58 No.1509750

Anonymous (ID: J5tsONvv) 05/28/17(Sun)20:39:58 No.1509750

>>1509726
The enemy players. They came to do war on our turf they are the enemy. Leave the civilian out if it.

Can BFB the qb?

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)20:40:34 No.1509753

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)20:40:34 No.1509753

>>1509726
>BFB THE ENEMY QUARTERBACK

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/28/17(Sun)20:40:38 No.1509754

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/28/17(Sun)20:40:38 No.1509754

>>1509726
BfB the Quarterback. We're better than targeting innocents.

Anonymous (ID: TeoQWn/S)
05/28/17(Sun)20:41:11 No.1509759

Anonymous (ID: TeoQWn/S) 05/28/17(Sun)20:41:11 No.1509759

>BFB THE ENEMY QUARTERBACK

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)20:41:21 No.1509762

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)20:41:21 No.1509762

>>1509726
>BfB the enemy Quarterback

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
05/28/17(Sun)20:41:31 No.1509764

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 05/28/17(Sun)20:41:31 No.1509764

>>1509726
>BFB THE ENEMY QUARTERBACK

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/28/17(Sun)20:41:46 No.1509765

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/28/17(Sun)20:41:46 No.1509765

>>1509726
>BFB THE ENEMY QUARTERBACK

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/28/17(Sun)20:42:12 No.1509767

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/28/17(Sun)20:42:12 No.1509767

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>>1509726
Don't BfB fucking anyone!

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4)
05/28/17(Sun)20:43:19 No.1509777

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4) 05/28/17(Sun)20:43:19 No.1509777

>>1509726
>>BFB THE ENEMY QUARTERBACK
>BFB THE ENEMY QUARTERBACK

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/28/17(Sun)20:43:59 No.1509780

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/28/17(Sun)20:43:59 No.1509780

>>1509726
Quarterback

Anonymous (ID: YqfcuN//)
05/28/17(Sun)20:44:20 No.1509784

Anonymous (ID: YqfcuN//) 05/28/17(Sun)20:44:20 No.1509784

>>1509767
ITS TOO LATE NERD

Anonymous (ID: xUBKBLt0)
05/28/17(Sun)20:44:58 No.1509787

Anonymous (ID: xUBKBLt0) 05/28/17(Sun)20:44:58 No.1509787

>>1509726
STOP BFB

WE AREN'T CHEATING ON THIS SCALE WITHOUT STAR REPERCUSSIONS

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)20:45:39 No.1509791

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)20:45:39 No.1509791

>>1509787
IT IS TOO LATE HAHAHA

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)20:47:21 No.1509802

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)20:47:21 No.1509802

>>1509726
>>1509762
If it's not too late, >>1509767

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/28/17(Sun)20:47:28 No.1509803

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/28/17(Sun)20:47:28 No.1509803

>>1509726
STOP THE BFB THEY DINDU NUFFIN

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4)
05/28/17(Sun)20:47:59 No.1509807

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4) 05/28/17(Sun)20:47:59 No.1509807

>>1509787
Lmao. The Silver Prep chumps cheated first by being on steroids.

They also tried to play dirty and steal The Possum suit.

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn)
05/28/17(Sun)20:48:53 No.1509817

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn) 05/28/17(Sun)20:48:53 No.1509817

>>1509807
THEY BROKE THE NAP

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/28/17(Sun)20:49:16 No.1509820

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/28/17(Sun)20:49:16 No.1509820

>>1509708
Giggity god damn i love magic

>>1509726
Oh no Justin is disappointed in us...we got points with Brit though, and Asian Jew connections are the type ambiguously evil niggas like us need soooooo
>BFB THE ENEMY QUARTERBACK

Anonymous (ID: umbPd9Sb)
05/28/17(Sun)20:49:53 No.1509825

Anonymous (ID: umbPd9Sb) 05/28/17(Sun)20:49:53 No.1509825

>>1509726
Bfb their quarter back because FOOTBALL!!!

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6)
05/28/17(Sun)20:50:26 No.1509829

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6) 05/28/17(Sun)20:50:26 No.1509829

>>1509726
Read Justin's mind to see if he wants us to stop. If he's cool with BFB then target QUARTERBACK. If not then stop.

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4)
05/28/17(Sun)20:51:06 No.1509840

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4) 05/28/17(Sun)20:51:06 No.1509840

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>>1509817
>THEY BROKE THE NAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXTJlH7g0tw

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/28/17(Sun)20:51:21 No.1509843

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/28/17(Sun)20:51:21 No.1509843

>>1509820
>>1509817
>>1509777
>>1509765
>>1509764
>>1509762
>>1509760
>>1509759
>>1509754
>>1509753

Y'all gonna lose us the football bro and possibly all our friends in the stands

Anonymous (ID: 4wR81snx)
05/28/17(Sun)20:51:44 No.1509846

Anonymous (ID: 4wR81snx) 05/28/17(Sun)20:51:44 No.1509846

>BFB THE ENEMY QUARTERBACK

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/28/17(Sun)20:52:28 No.1509852

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/28/17(Sun)20:52:28 No.1509852

>>1509780
>>1508267
Changing for no one.
STAR REPERCUTIONS AND JACKIE WOULDNT LIKE IT.

Anonymous (ID: 7DI6jU8o)
05/28/17(Sun)20:52:50 No.1509854

Anonymous (ID: 7DI6jU8o) 05/28/17(Sun)20:52:50 No.1509854

>>1509726
No more BFB.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)20:53:01 No.1509856

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)20:53:01 No.1509856

>>1509726
Nvm, i don't want to lose Justinius, but if the other team starts cheating we cheat back to even the odds

Anonymous (ID: YqfcuN//)
05/28/17(Sun)20:53:17 No.1509858

Anonymous (ID: YqfcuN//) 05/28/17(Sun)20:53:17 No.1509858

File: 250px-785Tapu_Koko.png (51 KB, 250x250)

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TAPU KOKO GIVE US GOOD ROLLS
GUIDE OUR DICE

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
05/28/17(Sun)20:53:29 No.1509859

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 05/28/17(Sun)20:53:29 No.1509859

>>1509726
Changed my mind, Supporting
>>1509767

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)20:53:40 No.1509860

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)20:53:40 No.1509860

>>1509858
TAPU KOKO

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)20:53:46 No.1509861

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)20:53:46 No.1509861

>>1509726
BFB THE COACH

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)20:53:54 No.1509862

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)20:53:54 No.1509862

>>1509767
This

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4)
05/28/17(Sun)20:55:58 No.1509873

Anonymous (ID: 4Cy7Jbo4) 05/28/17(Sun)20:55:58 No.1509873

>>1509726
>>Justin looks devastated
>>Ju: "You did that, right?"
>>A: "You were expecting someone else? The Easter Bunny?"
>>1509777
UUUUGGGGHH

NOW I DON'T WANNA DO IT

FINE DO NOT BFB

Anonymous (ID: YqfcuN//)
05/28/17(Sun)20:56:25 No.1509874

Anonymous (ID: YqfcuN//) 05/28/17(Sun)20:56:25 No.1509874

>>1509745
>>1509726
CHANGING VOTE TO QUARTERBACK

Anonymous (ID: e4K/wnJZ)
05/28/17(Sun)20:57:22 No.1509877

Anonymous (ID: e4K/wnJZ) 05/28/17(Sun)20:57:22 No.1509877

>BFB
FUCK YEAH BLACK MAGIC

Anonymous (ID: xUBKBLt0)
05/28/17(Sun)20:59:51 No.1509892

Anonymous (ID: xUBKBLt0) 05/28/17(Sun)20:59:51 No.1509892

>>1509883
Pls vote no bfb

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)21:01:01 No.1509900

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)21:01:01 No.1509900

Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1509892
no bfb it is. Avoid bfb. Do not bfb.

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)21:01:49 No.1509907

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)21:01:49 No.1509907

File: download (2).jpg (8 KB, 199x253)

8 KB JPG

TIME
2
COUNT

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn)
05/28/17(Sun)21:02:21 No.1509909

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn) 05/28/17(Sun)21:02:21 No.1509909

>>1509726
>bfb quarterback

Anonymous (ID: +2EMuBWh)
05/28/17(Sun)21:02:24 No.1509910

Anonymous (ID: +2EMuBWh) 05/28/17(Sun)21:02:24 No.1509910

>>1509726
>>BFB THE ENEMY COACH

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E)
05/28/17(Sun)21:03:36 No.1509929

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E) 05/28/17(Sun)21:03:36 No.1509929

Shame on everyone.

That being said, we should fill our pocket dimension with tons of rats to BFB on an emergency notice.

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/28/17(Sun)21:06:51 No.1509962

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/28/17(Sun)21:06:51 No.1509962

>>1509929
Get live mice you feed snakes and just CRUSH them when we need health.

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E)
05/28/17(Sun)21:07:52 No.1509975

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E) 05/28/17(Sun)21:07:52 No.1509975

>>1509962
That's fucked up, but cool.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)21:07:55 No.1509976

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)21:07:55 No.1509976

>>1509962
then we feed the snakes to mongooses
give the mongooses to wolves
give the wolves to tigers
then kill the tigers for MAXIMUM HEALTH

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/28/17(Sun)21:13:16 No.1510026

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/28/17(Sun)21:13:16 No.1510026

>>1509976
I don't think it works like that
Shit contains less and less energy as you move up the food chain
A pound of tiger meat < A pound of rabbit meat

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)21:14:59 No.1510036

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)21:14:59 No.1510036

>>1510026
oh yeah, I forgot about the transfer of energy temporarily

was thinking about Bram Stoker's Dracula, I guess

Anonymous (ID: s/Dh5enX)
05/28/17(Sun)21:18:01 No.1510068

Anonymous (ID: s/Dh5enX) 05/28/17(Sun)21:18:01 No.1510068

>>1509976
>>1510026
>>1510036
Shit, I thought I was in another quest for a moment.

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)21:19:18 No.1510077

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)21:19:18 No.1510077

>>1510026
>Implying it wouldn't be worth it to eventually perform a literal Tiger Drop on a tiger to gain health

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/28/17(Sun)21:33:43 No.1510177

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/28/17(Sun)21:33:43 No.1510177

Everyone prepare for jackie dumping us, biomon retuning to drinking, our new friends dirching us, ron trying to arrest us and star hunting us down because we went full vampire on a bunch of teenagers

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/28/17(Sun)21:35:20 No.1510182

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/28/17(Sun)21:35:20 No.1510182

>>1510177
Calm down nerd
It's not the end of the world

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/28/17(Sun)21:36:52 No.1510190

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/28/17(Sun)21:36:52 No.1510190

>>1510177
Dude stop being over dramatic
You know a great thing about vampires.
Max Charm
MAX BITCHES
Beside i doubt it will be that bad either way. Save your energy for the game.

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)21:46:50 No.1510257

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)21:46:50 No.1510257

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>>1510177
>Everyone prepare for jackie dumping us
No skin off my back, in fact I welcome this outcome, there's so much better waifus out there to pursue.
>biomon retuning to drinking
She cleaning up her act had nothing to do with us, why would something we do get her back to drinking as long as Ron is around?
>our new friends dirching us
Besides Justin, who cares? Besides, any paranormal shit we cause we'll always have Janna who loves that shit.
>ron trying to arrest us
FOR WHAT FOR WHAT? NO REALLY FOR WHAT? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA, I KNOW MY RIGHTS FUCKBOY~~Seriously though, can he even understand what's happening from the stands?~~
>star hunting us down because we went full vampire on a bunch of teenagers
This is like, the only real setback in this whole thing; just imagine having Star constantly on you trying to "reform" your shit, kill Muscles, and... try to be your friend.

Stop overreacting gay boy, at the end of the day our priority is still ~~THE BOOK~~ so having no friends again just means more time to dedicate to this.

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)21:48:54 No.1510276

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)21:48:54 No.1510276

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>This power
>It's Overwhelming
>All life is a seaaa of blood
>You control it
>Your power is UNLIMITED
>You look across the field at all the potential targets
>The players?
>No. They're meaningless. Strong and stupid.
>You want the head of the snake
>The coach?
>A stout, cruel looking man with a power-moustache and ass the size of a truck
>Yessss
>No
>No wait
>You zero in on the faces of the Silver Hill Parents
>Congressmen
>Single Mom lawyers
>Dentists
>Priests
~~>Internet Celebrities~~
>Upper class wretches who've pawned their children off to a military academy
>Yes
>Yes their blood will be swee-
>No
>You realize
>The one controlling it all
>It's not the coach
>It's the QB
>You stare at him for a moment
>Your body silent and still
>Like a snake sizing up a fat rodent
>You don't believe your eyes
>It's...
~~>A: "Betty."~~
>He knows your watching
>You can feel his mind
>You hear his whimpers
>You know how he's been crying himself to sleep more than usual
>You know
>He
>Is Afraid...
>Somehow this changes things
>You feel your power growing
>The fear gives you STRENGTH
>That's when the darkness breaks
>That's when you suddenly realize something
>You were laughing
>Or rather
>Chuckling
>In a voice that wasn't your own
>Justin grabs you
>Ju: "Anon! Stop! Dude! That's enough!"
>Your power fades
>A: "Who ain't got no bitches?"
>Ju; "I know you're a beast but that...whatever it is ain't football! That's just mean!"
>A: "I...I'm sorry I don't know what I was thinking."
>C: "He was 'thinking' about the first W this school would ever have against Silver Hill!"
>Justin has been coach-wapped with the playbook
>Coach has taken a knee beside you
>C: "Anonymous, right?"
>A: "Yeah."
>C: "Weird name. What are you? Italian?"
>A: "I eat like one."
>C: "So does my wife but dat don't make her a 'Bella. Just a BELLY."
>Ha
>Failing marriage fat jokes
>C: "You do that again and we might have a shot at this thing. They're playin dirty so why don't we?"
>Ju: "Cause we have to be better than that!"
>C: "Wrong! We have to win."
>Ju: "It's just one ga-"
>Coach stands up
>C: "One more word and you won't even get a community college scholarship through this team."
>Justin looks crushed
>...but it's all up to you
>The boy who keeps almost really hurting people
>The one so many people trust
>It's just a game...but it's your choice
>Your destiny
>Your power to decide
~~What do you want?~~
>You hear an old familiar voice whisper
~~The powerful do not ask why...they ask why not?~~
>M: "Anon! Anooneee!"
>Mom...
>M: "I love you, baby! Do your best!"
>You blink back some totally not tears in your eyes

cont

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)21:49:59 No.1510289

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)21:49:59 No.1510289

>>1510276

>J: "Hey! Phenomynous!"
>It's Ya Girl
>Not skinny at all and doesn't have a penis
>You hope
~~>mostly~~
>A: "Jackie!? I thought you said you were done watching me Sport?"
>J: "I say a lotta things."
>She throws you a waterbottle
>Then notices your expression
>J: "You ok?"
>A: "...no."

CHOOSE

>Use Magic to win (possibly hurt the other team)

>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)21:51:11 No.1510301

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)21:51:11 No.1510301

>>1510289
>USE MAGIC

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/28/17(Sun)21:51:23 No.1510304

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/28/17(Sun)21:51:23 No.1510304

>>1510289
Fight with honor.

Anonymous (ID: zBnhRpmD)
05/28/17(Sun)21:51:39 No.1510306

Anonymous (ID: zBnhRpmD) 05/28/17(Sun)21:51:39 No.1510306

>>1510289
>>Use Magic to win (possibly hurt the other team)
honour is for dead men

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/28/17(Sun)21:51:44 No.1510307

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/28/17(Sun)21:51:44 No.1510307

>>1510289
>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)
We're just turning into Marco. Hurting people because we can

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/28/17(Sun)21:52:08 No.1510311

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/28/17(Sun)21:52:08 No.1510311

>>1510289
MAGIC

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6)
05/28/17(Sun)21:52:25 No.1510315

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6) 05/28/17(Sun)21:52:25 No.1510315

>>1510289
>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V)
05/28/17(Sun)21:52:45 No.1510317

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V) 05/28/17(Sun)21:52:45 No.1510317

>>1510289
>>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)21:52:47 No.1510318

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)21:52:47 No.1510318

>>1510289
Let's... not use our spells anymore. That said, we need to fix our broken fingers.

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
05/28/17(Sun)21:52:53 No.1510320

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 05/28/17(Sun)21:52:53 No.1510320

>>1510289
>>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)
We ain't here for the coach, or ourselves.

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)21:52:59 No.1510321

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)21:52:59 No.1510321

>>1510289
>Fight the good fight.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)21:53:07 No.1510322

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)21:53:07 No.1510322

>>1510289
If we go down, we go down honorably.
>Fight the Good fight

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/28/17(Sun)21:53:11 No.1510323

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/28/17(Sun)21:53:11 No.1510323

>>1510289
>Use Magic to win (possibly hurt the other team)
We can't not do it
I'm sorry Justin
BUT THIS IS THE PATH WE WALK

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2)
05/28/17(Sun)21:53:12 No.1510324

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2) 05/28/17(Sun)21:53:12 No.1510324

>>1510289
>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
05/28/17(Sun)21:53:22 No.1510326

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 05/28/17(Sun)21:53:22 No.1510326

>>1510289
>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn)
05/28/17(Sun)21:53:32 No.1510327

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn) 05/28/17(Sun)21:53:32 No.1510327

>>1510289
>Magic

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)21:54:18 No.1510336

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)21:54:18 No.1510336

Are there dead bugs on the field?

Can we raise them to mess with the other team?

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/28/17(Sun)21:54:28 No.1510338

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/28/17(Sun)21:54:28 No.1510338

>>1510289
fight the good fight

Anonymous (ID: 7DI6jU8o)
05/28/17(Sun)21:54:37 No.1510339

Anonymous (ID: 7DI6jU8o) 05/28/17(Sun)21:54:37 No.1510339

>>1510289
>Fight the Good fight

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)21:55:15 No.1510342

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)21:55:15 No.1510342

>>1510289
Magic!

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/28/17(Sun)21:55:25 No.1510346

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/28/17(Sun)21:55:25 No.1510346

>>1510289
>Fight the Good fight

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)21:56:08 No.1510351

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)21:56:08 No.1510351

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>>1510289
>>Use Magic to win (possibly hurt the other team)

Screw honor, what's the point of that when you lose?
Honor is what chumps talk about to make themselves feel better when their "best" just wasn't enough for first place

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/28/17(Sun)21:56:26 No.1510355

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/28/17(Sun)21:56:26 No.1510355

>>1510276
GOOD FIGHT. WINNERS DONT USE DRUGS

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/28/17(Sun)21:56:55 No.1510360

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/28/17(Sun)21:56:55 No.1510360

>>1510289
>Fight the Good fight
Lets try to RIP AND TEAR with no magic

Anonymous (ID: TeoQWn/S)
05/28/17(Sun)21:57:18 No.1510362

Anonymous (ID: TeoQWn/S) 05/28/17(Sun)21:57:18 No.1510362

>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)

Anonymous (ID: zGA2S2P9)
05/28/17(Sun)21:57:26 No.1510364

Anonymous (ID: zGA2S2P9) 05/28/17(Sun)21:57:26 No.1510364

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>>1510289
>>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)

WHAT KIND OF MAN CAN WE SAY WE ARE SWAYED BY THE EASY WAY

I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WEREN'T WEAK LIKE MARCO

THAT MUSCLES WASN'T AFFECTING US

THAT WE WERE STRONG

WHERE'S YOUR STRENGTH NOW

FIGHT WITH HONOR

Anonymous (ID: J5tsONvv)
05/28/17(Sun)21:58:21 No.1510372

Anonymous (ID: J5tsONvv) 05/28/17(Sun)21:58:21 No.1510372

Fiiiiine fight the good fight. Don't murder the other team

~~yet~~

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/28/17(Sun)21:58:29 No.1510374

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/28/17(Sun)21:58:29 No.1510374

>>1510289
>>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/28/17(Sun)21:58:46 No.1510376

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/28/17(Sun)21:58:46 No.1510376

>>1510276
Use magic

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/28/17(Sun)21:58:47 No.1510379

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/28/17(Sun)21:58:47 No.1510379

>>1510355
DON'T BE A FOOL
WE ARE LOSING

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/28/17(Sun)21:59:20 No.1510388

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/28/17(Sun)21:59:20 No.1510388

>>1510289
HONOR

I mean muscles is already an advantage.
But we don't need to be literally drawing their blood.

Also where's Janna?

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)21:59:26 No.1510390

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)21:59:26 No.1510390

>>1510289
>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)
While i would just say cheat, this is more than just a game, its a defining moment in Anon's life. We do not want to become like Marco when he had Monster Arm, we are better then that.

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)21:59:45 No.1510392

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)21:59:45 No.1510392

>>1510364
What kind of moralfag are you.

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/28/17(Sun)22:00:04 No.1510395

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/28/17(Sun)22:00:04 No.1510395

>>1510379
LOSE THE FOOTBALL GAME OR LOSE ALL OUR FRIENDS YOUR CHOICE

Anonymous (ID: ac2fu1zE)
05/28/17(Sun)22:00:20 No.1510399

Anonymous (ID: ac2fu1zE) 05/28/17(Sun)22:00:20 No.1510399

>>1510289
>Magic

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V)
05/28/17(Sun)22:00:43 No.1510401

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V) 05/28/17(Sun)22:00:43 No.1510401

Fighting the good fight doesn't mean we can't scare the shit out of them by filling the stands with undead bugs and such.

Anonymous (ID: 9rjqJfJ1)
05/28/17(Sun)22:00:53 No.1510403

Anonymous (ID: 9rjqJfJ1) 05/28/17(Sun)22:00:53 No.1510403

>>1510289
>Fight the good fight

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)22:03:16 No.1510425

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)22:03:16 No.1510425

>>1510401
That's using magic you dolt.

Anonymous (ID: 94PimT+k)
05/28/17(Sun)22:03:41 No.1510430

Anonymous (ID: 94PimT+k) 05/28/17(Sun)22:03:41 No.1510430

>>1510289
>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)
We just go full beast mode

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/28/17(Sun)22:03:47 No.1510431

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/28/17(Sun)22:03:47 No.1510431

>>1510376
ehhhhh, nvm. Let's be HONORABRU for our Bro.

Anonymous (ID: +2EMuBWh)
05/28/17(Sun)22:05:00 No.1510441

Anonymous (ID: +2EMuBWh) 05/28/17(Sun)22:05:00 No.1510441

>>1510289
>>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)

Winning this game is meaningless. It doesn't bring Mom back.

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
05/28/17(Sun)22:05:20 No.1510446

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 05/28/17(Sun)22:05:20 No.1510446

>>1510401
>Stands, not denying their bodies precious electrolytes by filling their coolers with bugs.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)22:06:48 No.1510451

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)22:06:48 No.1510451

>>1510289
>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)22:07:48 No.1510461

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)22:07:48 No.1510461

>>1510441
If it's so meaningless, then why do you want to lose for honor!?

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/28/17(Sun)22:07:56 No.1510463

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/28/17(Sun)22:07:56 No.1510463

>>1510360
Changing to Use Magic

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/28/17(Sun)22:07:59 No.1510464

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/28/17(Sun)22:07:59 No.1510464

>>1510289
Bfb only to fix any fingers still broken

Then we go full honor

Also if they harm a teammate, we fix teammate with their attacker.

Those are the rules I abide by

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)22:09:14 No.1510473

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)22:09:14 No.1510473

>>1510289
>Use Magic to win (possibly hurt the other team)
Worse choice
But
Better story
and quests are about the story.

Anonymous (ID: 4wR81snx)
05/28/17(Sun)22:11:17 No.1510483

Anonymous (ID: 4wR81snx) 05/28/17(Sun)22:11:17 No.1510483

>Magic it up

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/28/17(Sun)22:11:44 No.1510487

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/28/17(Sun)22:11:44 No.1510487

>>1510473
I agree.
>>1510289
>USE MAGIC

Anonymous (ID: IJanp1/W)
05/28/17(Sun)22:12:13 No.1510489

Anonymous (ID: IJanp1/W) 05/28/17(Sun)22:12:13 No.1510489

>>1510289
Fight the Good fight

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/28/17(Sun)22:12:55 No.1510493

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/28/17(Sun)22:12:55 No.1510493

>>1510374
Switching my vote to
>Use Magic to win (possibly hurt the other team)

Anonymous (ID: TVIdcq29)
05/28/17(Sun)22:14:44 No.1510508

Anonymous (ID: TVIdcq29) 05/28/17(Sun)22:14:44 No.1510508

Fight the good fight.

Anonymous (ID: wiVLCE3I)
05/28/17(Sun)22:14:46 No.1510509

Anonymous (ID: wiVLCE3I) 05/28/17(Sun)22:14:46 No.1510509

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WE SHALL FIGHT LIKE HONORABLE SAMURAI

>No magic

Anonymous (ID: 1sb7X4rc)
05/28/17(Sun)22:15:08 No.1510510

Anonymous (ID: 1sb7X4rc) 05/28/17(Sun)22:15:08 No.1510510

>>1510289
>magic

Anonymous (ID: vZglaloN)
05/28/17(Sun)22:16:00 No.1510514

Anonymous (ID: vZglaloN) 05/28/17(Sun)22:16:00 No.1510514

Why don't we do both?

>Find out who's being a dirty tool
>Blast their ass with magic
>Let Justin pull off the moral victory

GODS FORGE THEIR OWN PATH

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/28/17(Sun)22:16:52 No.1510522

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/28/17(Sun)22:16:52 No.1510522

Using magic just proves that Star Was Right. We are corrupted by power.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)22:18:19 No.1510532

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)22:18:19 No.1510532

>>1510514
i'll support this, tell justin our plan tho

Anonymous (ID: p9tXcUAn)
05/28/17(Sun)22:18:33 No.1510537

Anonymous (ID: p9tXcUAn) 05/28/17(Sun)22:18:33 No.1510537

MAGIC

Anonymous (ID: p9tXcUAn)
05/28/17(Sun)22:19:47 No.1510547

Anonymous (ID: p9tXcUAn) 05/28/17(Sun)22:19:47 No.1510547

>>1510514
Wait fuck I change my vote to this

Anonymous (ID: +2EMuBWh)
05/28/17(Sun)22:20:30 No.1510558

Anonymous (ID: +2EMuBWh) 05/28/17(Sun)22:20:30 No.1510558

Reminder that we need to go to Eternia at some point

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)22:20:36 No.1510559

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)22:20:36 No.1510559

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A spirited discussion.
A major choice.

10 MORE MINUTES TO VOTE THEN ALL WILL BE COUNTED!

Then...only then.
Shall the path be written.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)22:21:25 No.1510571

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)22:21:25 No.1510571

>>1510559
Oh don't even count, you already know who's going to win.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)22:22:02 No.1510578

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)22:22:02 No.1510578

>>1510559

Alright, in that case I'll change my vote >>1510451

to this >>1510514

Anonymous (ID: zGA2S2P9)
05/28/17(Sun)22:22:34 No.1510585

Anonymous (ID: zGA2S2P9) 05/28/17(Sun)22:22:34 No.1510585

>>1510473
Explain to me how is it a good story how Anon turns into an edgelord because of a silly game he has nothing to profit from, and losing all of our allies because of it?

That's not a good story. that's just being a THAT GUY on a quest.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)22:23:39 No.1510593

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)22:23:39 No.1510593

>>1510318
>>1510289
on second thought, I'm okay with using magic
BUT we can't use BfB on the quarterback. Something was there that wasn't Anon for a second, and the first thing we decided at the beginning of this quest was that Anon should not lose himself or forget who he is.

Anonymous (ID: y2qZCPH7)
05/28/17(Sun)22:23:47 No.1510595

Anonymous (ID: y2qZCPH7) 05/28/17(Sun)22:23:47 No.1510595

>>1510514
I like this plan

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)22:24:16 No.1510600

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)22:24:16 No.1510600

>>1510585
How the fuck are all our allies just going to instantly fucking ditch us for this one choice? They're not Marco, they'll be mad, and we'll have to talk to them about it. That's interesting. But they're not going to insta-drop us!

Anonymous (ID: +2EMuBWh)
05/28/17(Sun)22:25:16 No.1510614

Anonymous (ID: +2EMuBWh) 05/28/17(Sun)22:25:16 No.1510614

>>1510461
Because it costs us more to use magic than to not and just take the L?

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)22:26:13 No.1510622

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)22:26:13 No.1510622

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>>1510522
Let's not take what someone that immediately jumps to violence because she can says to be the whole truth.
And besides we've always been pragmatic as fuck, using everything at our disposal to come out on top has always been in character for us, our life would take no less.
Have we forgotten how we won the 10k?
We haven't gotten this far by playing it fair, mate.
Don't really see why we are all about that honor all of a sudden.
Anon even admitted he doesn't give a fuck about the world and would tear it apart for the select few he cares about.
We aren't some gay ass knight, we're a ??? that commands Lovecraftian powers, I think that shit exempts us from being truly good.

Anonymous (ID: zGA2S2P9)
05/28/17(Sun)22:26:37 No.1510627

Anonymous (ID: zGA2S2P9) 05/28/17(Sun)22:26:37 No.1510627

>>1510600
>Star will realize she was right about us and will become more focused on dealing with us.
>Justin is definitely not gonna like that. He's already trying to stop us.
>Jackie will see this and realize we might not be the mos stable of guys. It's a fucking highschool football game.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)22:27:10 No.1510633

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)22:27:10 No.1510633

>>1510614
How will it cost us? Don't say it'll kill off our allies. They're called allies for a reason, they aren't going to insta-dump us like Marco did.

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)22:28:18 No.1510640

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)22:28:18 No.1510640

Question: Did we teach ourselves a new spell through BFB?

Are we gonna be able to make a blood smoke to fuck up enemies in the future again? Because that'd be dope.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)22:28:24 No.1510641

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)22:28:24 No.1510641

>>1510622
>>1510514 is a very pragmatic approach, and one thatdoes not involve us becoming assholes in the eyes of the ones we love and hold dear

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)22:28:41 No.1510642

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)22:28:41 No.1510642

>>1510627
>Star isn't even here right now
>We can talk to him about it, he's our ally for a reson.
>We can talk to her about it, she's our ally for a reason.

Anonymous (ID: 4wR81snx)
05/28/17(Sun)22:28:48 No.1510645

Anonymous (ID: 4wR81snx) 05/28/17(Sun)22:28:48 No.1510645

Changing to >>1510514.

Anonymous (ID: q+e3hVCv)
05/28/17(Sun)22:29:22 No.1510650

Anonymous (ID: q+e3hVCv) 05/28/17(Sun)22:29:22 No.1510650

>>1510289
USE MAGIC

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E)
05/28/17(Sun)22:29:30 No.1510651

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E) 05/28/17(Sun)22:29:30 No.1510651

>>1510289
>>Fight the Good fight (Most likely lose. Lose like an honoraburu man)
WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING DIFFERENT

Anonymous (ID: rO8F1p06)
05/28/17(Sun)22:29:51 No.1510654

Anonymous (ID: rO8F1p06) 05/28/17(Sun)22:29:51 No.1510654

>>1510559
>No Magic

We shall blaze long the rightious path, we shall propergate what we desire.

WE WILL CLAIM IT! DEUS VULT!

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/28/17(Sun)22:29:55 No.1510655

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/28/17(Sun)22:29:55 No.1510655

>>1510514
I'm okay with this a bit

Magic without losing ourselves. We intently punish cheaters without going overboard.

Justin gets a win he wants

As long as we can balance without becoming crazed by our magic.

But mostly no offensive magic

Anonymous (ID: zGA2S2P9)
05/28/17(Sun)22:31:29 No.1510669

Anonymous (ID: zGA2S2P9) 05/28/17(Sun)22:31:29 No.1510669

>>1510622
How is using magic being pragmatic when we stand nothing to profit from by winning this match and using magic will make put us on a bad situation with Justin?

>>1510642
>He thinks all conflicts in a story can be solved with Charisma rolls.
lmao
no
WE CAN STILL WIN WITHOUT MAGIC

QUEST ALREADY CONFIRMED THAT IF WE PLAY SMART AND USE MUSCLES WE CAN PLAY FAIR AND WIN

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)22:31:39 No.1510670

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)22:31:39 No.1510670

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>>1510514
>>1510655
I guess this is a good compromise.
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: +2EMuBWh)
05/28/17(Sun)22:31:43 No.1510672

Anonymous (ID: +2EMuBWh) 05/28/17(Sun)22:31:43 No.1510672

>>1510559
Changing from >>1510441 to >>1510514

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)22:32:06 No.1510677

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)22:32:06 No.1510677

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~~It is time~~

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)22:34:22 No.1510692

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)22:34:22 No.1510692

>>1510669
Maybe pragmatism isn't the right word, but understand that even just using Muscles against regular human beans is just as dishonorable as using magic in this game of handegg, just saying.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)22:35:01 No.1510699

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)22:35:01 No.1510699

>>1510514
Fuckit, I support this but keep in mind if the votes are still counted as yes or no to magic, I still support magic using. Don't wanna repeat of Jackie.

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)22:35:06 No.1510700

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)22:35:06 No.1510700

>>1510514
Ach...

Yeah, might as well. Hope it's not too late for me to change my vote

Anonymous (ID: t4vQ4a5J)
05/28/17(Sun)22:37:14 No.1510712

Anonymous (ID: t4vQ4a5J) 05/28/17(Sun)22:37:14 No.1510712

Fight honorably !!!!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: zGA2S2P9)
05/28/17(Sun)22:37:32 No.1510715

Anonymous (ID: zGA2S2P9) 05/28/17(Sun)22:37:32 No.1510715

>>1510692
There's Not really. It's just putting us at the same height as the steroid-using Silver Hills preppers.

BfB give us an immensely unfair advantage over them. This isn't a fight where the well being of a former friend is in danger of a fight for our lives, just a fucking football gamem-

Anonymous (ID: rO8F1p06)
05/28/17(Sun)22:37:47 No.1510717

Anonymous (ID: rO8F1p06) 05/28/17(Sun)22:37:47 No.1510717

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>>1510677
Here we go boys

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
05/28/17(Sun)22:46:48 No.1510771

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 05/28/17(Sun)22:46:48 No.1510771

File: mqdefault.jpg (6 KB, 320x180)

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Rolled 6, 5, 3 = 14 (3d10)

>>1510677
>>1510677
>>1510717
>>1510717

THE VOTES

>By any means...
15 votes

>Fight the Unwinnable Fight
27 votes

>Forge your own destiny
11 votes

I will need time to write this.

In the mean time...Roll

>Strength

>Wisdom

>Charisma

Session pause for now.

Bless

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)22:47:33 No.1510778

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)22:47:33 No.1510778

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>>1510715
>It's just putting us at the same height as the steroid-using Silver Hills preppers.
Yeah right bruv.
An arm that can lift refrigerators and shit vs a couple of teens on 'roids. Yup, totally on the same level.
Honestly, now I'm wondering how Anon would even be allowed to play, or how using his superhuman arm not constitute as cheating in Justin's eyes. Also, does everyone really know for a fact Silver Hills is on steroids? Because that shit is illegal in sports, and would definitely ruin their chances at a scholarship or scouting opportunities and what have you if found out.
There's really no honor in any of this, only degrees of moralfaggotry on both sides, at the end of the day both teams are cheating shitters not playing fair and have no right taking a moral high ground over the other.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/28/17(Sun)22:47:46 No.1510780

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/28/17(Sun)22:47:46 No.1510780

Rolled 5, 14, 2 = 21 (3d20)

>>1510771

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/28/17(Sun)22:48:00 No.1510783

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/28/17(Sun)22:48:00 No.1510783

Rolled 19, 19, 18 = 56 (3d20)

>>1510771
TAPU KOKO GUIDE OUR DICE

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/28/17(Sun)22:48:07 No.1510785

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/28/17(Sun)22:48:07 No.1510785

Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1510771
Rolling strength.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)22:48:39 No.1510790

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)22:48:39 No.1510790

Rolled 20, 13, 19 = 52 (3d20)

>>1510771
strength, wisdom, charisma

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/28/17(Sun)22:48:42 No.1510791

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/28/17(Sun)22:48:42 No.1510791

Rolled 14, 14, 16 = 44 (3d20)

>>1510771

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/28/17(Sun)22:48:49 No.1510793

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/28/17(Sun)22:48:49 No.1510793

Rolled 8, 12, 5 = 25 (3d20)

>>1510771
Oh wow, honor won. I'm so freakin' surprised.

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/28/17(Sun)22:48:50 No.1510794

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/28/17(Sun)22:48:50 No.1510794

Rolled 12, 14, 19 = 45 (3d20)

>>1510771

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)22:48:56 No.1510795

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)22:48:56 No.1510795

Rolled 18, 12, 19 = 49 (3d20)

>>1510771

Anonymous (ID: q+e3hVCv)
05/28/17(Sun)22:49:04 No.1510797

Anonymous (ID: q+e3hVCv) 05/28/17(Sun)22:49:04 No.1510797

Rolled 18, 18, 7 = 43 (3d20)

I am salty and disappointed

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6)
05/28/17(Sun)22:49:14 No.1510798

Anonymous (ID: 1wqJUGK6) 05/28/17(Sun)22:49:14 No.1510798

Rolled 14, 15, 5 = 34 (3d20)

>>1510771

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
05/28/17(Sun)22:49:16 No.1510799

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 05/28/17(Sun)22:49:16 No.1510799

Rolled 14, 7, 13 = 34 (3d20)

>>1510771
Babybabybaby

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V)
05/28/17(Sun)22:49:21 No.1510801

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V) 05/28/17(Sun)22:49:21 No.1510801

Rolled 18, 3, 2 = 23 (3d20)

>>1510771

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/28/17(Sun)22:49:53 No.1510805

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/28/17(Sun)22:49:53 No.1510805

Rolled 16, 17, 2 = 35 (3d20)

>>1510771

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/28/17(Sun)22:50:03 No.1510806

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/28/17(Sun)22:50:03 No.1510806

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1510771

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)22:51:35 No.1510820

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)22:51:35 No.1510820

>>1510806
fug

Anonymous (ID: zGA2S2P9)
05/28/17(Sun)22:52:22 No.1510828

Anonymous (ID: zGA2S2P9) 05/28/17(Sun)22:52:22 No.1510828

Rolled 11, 8, 12 = 31 (3d20)

>>1510771

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/28/17(Sun)22:52:25 No.1510829

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/28/17(Sun)22:52:25 No.1510829

Rolled 10, 2, 9 = 21 (3d20)

>>1510771

Anonymous (ID: hQGlDo+c)
05/28/17(Sun)22:52:37 No.1510831

Anonymous (ID: hQGlDo+c) 05/28/17(Sun)22:52:37 No.1510831

Rolled 6, 15, 18 = 39 (3d20)

>>1510771
REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE
>Strength

Anonymous (ID: 9rjqJfJ1)
05/28/17(Sun)22:52:42 No.1510832

Anonymous (ID: 9rjqJfJ1) 05/28/17(Sun)22:52:42 No.1510832

Rolled 14, 11, 12 = 37 (3d20)

>>1510771
Here we go!
~~there are girls watching~~

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/28/17(Sun)22:53:38 No.1510841

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/28/17(Sun)22:53:38 No.1510841

>>1510783
So a 18 for CHA

>>1510785
>>1510795
14 or 12 for WIS, not sure if declaring it for strength makes it count or not

>>1510806
6 for STR but >>1510790 got a 20 so 6+2?

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/28/17(Sun)22:53:39 No.1510842

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/28/17(Sun)22:53:39 No.1510842

Rolled 18, 20, 18 = 56 (3d20)

>>1510771
AAH

AAAAAAAAAAH!

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)22:53:41 No.1510844

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)22:53:41 No.1510844

>>1510820
I got a 20 for strength, and we got +9 to strength, it's fine

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)22:55:05 No.1510856

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)22:55:05 No.1510856

>>1510841
don't forget our +9

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/28/17(Sun)22:55:33 No.1510862

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/28/17(Sun)22:55:33 No.1510862

Rolled 7, 5, 4 = 16 (3d20)

>>1510771
DON'T FUCK UP

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/28/17(Sun)22:57:15 No.1510875

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/28/17(Sun)22:57:15 No.1510875

Rolled 3, 11, 11 = 25 (3d20)

>>1510771
les go i guess

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/28/17(Sun)22:58:15 No.1510880

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/28/17(Sun)22:58:15 No.1510880

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>>1510783
TAPU KOKO
TAPU KOKO
TAPU KOKO

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/28/17(Sun)22:59:25 No.1510889

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/28/17(Sun)22:59:25 No.1510889

Rolled 10, 12, 3 = 25 (3d20)

>>1510771
Str +9
Wis +4
Cha +4

Anonymous (ID: lvtPPQQo)
05/28/17(Sun)23:08:15 No.1510939

Anonymous (ID: lvtPPQQo) 05/28/17(Sun)23:08:15 No.1510939

Rolled 6, 9, 18 = 33 (3d20)

For glory!

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/28/17(Sun)23:21:25 No.1511029

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/28/17(Sun)23:21:25 No.1511029

Guys, first thing tomorrow, we make skelecopters to fuck up that drake.

the drakes don't have wings and air superiority is very good

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/28/17(Sun)23:33:04 No.1511110

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/28/17(Sun)23:33:04 No.1511110

>>1511029
I support this.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)00:02:16 No.1511338

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)00:02:16 No.1511338

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Another one of those sessions, huh?

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/29/17(Mon)00:09:16 No.1511388

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/29/17(Mon)00:09:16 No.1511388

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>>1511338
It's quickly becoming a main theme in this story.
My sodium levels are high enough, i don't think my body can take anymore abuse.
~~But they better cause god damn i love this quest.~~

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/29/17(Mon)00:11:25 No.1511405

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/29/17(Mon)00:11:25 No.1511405

>>1511388
Just a friendly reminder that:THERES ALWAYS A OPTION 3

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)00:14:53 No.1511433

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)00:14:53 No.1511433

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>>1511338
Neutral option is best option.

>Anon reaches level 100 and has a massive repertoire of spells
>uses them to shitpost on 3senpai

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/29/17(Mon)00:17:47 No.1511458

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/29/17(Mon)00:17:47 No.1511458

>>1511338
Tbh neutral seems best, senpai

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)00:18:28 No.1511461

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)00:18:28 No.1511461

>>1511433
I love how all of these spells stack

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)00:27:03 No.1511528

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)00:27:03 No.1511528

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>>1511338
ftfy

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/29/17(Mon)00:40:58 No.1511603

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/29/17(Mon)00:40:58 No.1511603

>>1511458
>Knows a fuckload of magic spells
>Has an entire vaults worth of priceless magical items that are revered as holy artifacts by others
>Can multiclass as a Warrior and whoop ass both with melee weapons and bows
>Gigantic fuckoff angels do as much damage as a wet slap
>Has all the bitches crawling over his nonexistant dick
>Can raise the dead and skelebros from corpses
>IS a skeleton

My what a guy that Ainz Ooal Gown

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)00:43:18 No.1511613

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)00:43:18 No.1511613

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>>1511603
Don't forget
>has no idea what the hell is going on but succeeds anyway, causing everyone to praise his genius plan

If Anon was Ainz, most if not all of his problems would be solved.

lvl100 skelly too broken

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)00:57:16 No.1511704

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)00:57:16 No.1511704

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QUEST REVEALED SOMETHING INTERESTING!

Y'all know how we started laughing evilly when we started considering the demon path? And how it "wasn't our voice" that was laughing?

Well, turns out it's not a dark entity inside of us trying to take control, it was just us being drunk with power.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)01:00:07 No.1511718

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)01:00:07 No.1511718

>>1511704
>it's been over a day and we're still drunk

Goddamit, we're never drinking alcohol ever again.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)01:00:41 No.1511722

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)01:00:41 No.1511722

>>1511718
I-no. Drunk with power, not alcohol.

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)01:01:57 No.1511727

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)01:01:57 No.1511727

>>1511722
son that was a shitpost.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)01:03:51 No.1511737

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)01:03:51 No.1511737

>>1511727
I can't tell the difference anymore. It's all the same to me.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/29/17(Mon)01:04:07 No.1511741

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/29/17(Mon)01:04:07 No.1511741

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>>1511704
>the weak
Having morals and sticking to them despite temptation isn't weakness. Having genuine empathy for others isn't weakness. Valuing the opinion and feelings of those you care about is not weakness. I pity those who think this; they forget one of the things Luna liked about us most, and what drove her to find us in the first place.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)01:05:14 No.1511746

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)01:05:14 No.1511746

>>1511741
whatever, nerd

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)01:06:43 No.1511759

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)01:06:43 No.1511759

>>1511741
Oh my god you fool. The WEAK is those who see power and think of it as bad, like Star! The weakness is them blaming the magic and not the person using the magic! You moralfaggin dummy.

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/29/17(Mon)01:15:07 No.1511823

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/29/17(Mon)01:15:07 No.1511823

>>1511741
See this shit.
This is who you fuckers let win.
Every time we backdown, its fuckers like this who benefit.
Moralfags, not even once.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)01:18:39 No.1511850

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)01:18:39 No.1511850

>>1511741
Although, having a rigid and inflexible moral code is also kind of a weakness. Sometimes, it's just trying to stay in the comfort zone.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)01:19:25 No.1511855

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)01:19:25 No.1511855

>>1511741
Secret ~~cute~~ Path
~~>Royal Mewgger Babies with Star for Mommy.~~

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/29/17(Mon)01:20:02 No.1511858

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/29/17(Mon)01:20:02 No.1511858

>>1511855
no

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)01:27:24 No.1511904

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)01:27:24 No.1511904

>>1511858
>implying opposites don't attract
~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcnSvzsXMrk~~

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/29/17(Mon)01:27:41 No.1511910

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/29/17(Mon)01:27:41 No.1511910

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>>1511855
>>1511858
>Cucked him out of his crush.
>Beat the shit out of him and Cucked him out of his ruthless Karate spree.
>Cuck him out of the magical Mewgger Princess staying at his house.
If we kept cucking Marco, would he ever recover?

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/29/17(Mon)01:27:45 No.1511911

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/29/17(Mon)01:27:45 No.1511911

>>1511855
She has the royal blood of Moon, but the retardation of River.

It'd be like drinking fine tea out of a China teacup made from mud. Not fucking worth it.

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/29/17(Mon)01:28:05 No.1511914

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/29/17(Mon)01:28:05 No.1511914

>>1511855
Yes.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/29/17(Mon)01:29:17 No.1511926

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/29/17(Mon)01:29:17 No.1511926

>>1511911
thats why we cast down the current bloodline and establish the McMoot dynasty

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)01:34:20 No.1511959

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)01:34:20 No.1511959

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>>1511910
Cuck him out of his ~~straightness.~~

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/29/17(Mon)01:37:33 No.1511975

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/29/17(Mon)01:37:33 No.1511975

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>>1511338
how about no

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)01:37:55 No.1511979

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)01:37:55 No.1511979

>>1511911
>not digging the authenticity of the mud
shit taste desu

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)01:40:10 No.1511988

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)01:40:10 No.1511988

friendly reminder that the butterfly bloodline needs to be eradicated like the blueblooded filth it is

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)01:41:13 No.1511992

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)01:41:13 No.1511992

>>1511975
I like you. You have taste.

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/29/17(Mon)01:43:16 No.1512004

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/29/17(Mon)01:43:16 No.1512004

>>1511975
Still Overlord is more powerful than DIO

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)01:44:49 No.1512015

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)01:44:49 No.1512015

>>1512004
>more powerful than 10, and potentially infinite, seconds of stopped time

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/29/17(Mon)01:45:38 No.1512017

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/29/17(Mon)01:45:38 No.1512017

>>1512015
Implying he cant coubterspell that shit

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)01:46:36 No.1512026

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)01:46:36 No.1512026

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>>1511975
Whare is the 'What Haremfags want Anon to be'?

REPRESENT MY PEOPLE, DAMNIT

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)01:47:59 No.1512033

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)01:47:59 No.1512033

>>1512015
He's immune to time stop and in fact thinks that people who don't have time stop countermeasures are scrubs.

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)01:50:00 No.1512048

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)01:50:00 No.1512048

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>>1512015
Yeah.

Because ~~Ainz-Sama actually has a similar spell ~~and he used it to permakill Gazef with it.~~~~

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)01:50:18 No.1512054

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)01:50:18 No.1512054

>>1512026
Because it was on the basis of Anon's personality, not his abilities or waifu

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)01:50:58 No.1512058

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)01:50:58 No.1512058

>>1512017
>>1512033
>implying you can counter a stand without a stand

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)01:52:35 No.1512067

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)01:52:35 No.1512067

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TAPU KOKO
PRAISE HIM FOR OUR ROLLS

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/29/17(Mon)01:53:21 No.1512071

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/29/17(Mon)01:53:21 No.1512071

>>1512058
Implying he doesnt have a stand as a spell

Anonymous (ID: 4wR81snx)
05/29/17(Mon)01:54:17 No.1512081

Anonymous (ID: 4wR81snx) 05/29/17(Mon)01:54:17 No.1512081

>All these skelefags sucking Lich dick.
>Nobody realizes that RAW SPIRIT can't be resisted.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)01:54:29 No.1512082

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)01:54:29 No.1512082

>>1512071
Stands can't be spells dummy

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)01:54:41 No.1512084

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)01:54:41 No.1512084

>>1512058
>what is Gyro

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/29/17(Mon)01:59:09 No.1512104

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/29/17(Mon)01:59:09 No.1512104

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>>1511855
>>1511911
>>1511926
>>1511979
To be honest, we'd gain a lot from going the Star route.
>Royal Mewgger with her own magic; can defend herself and be a boon in fights. No longer would we be at such a risk of death, and wouldn't need to worry about her safety. Guys, taking Jackie on one of our "Adventures" like she wants would be God awfully risky with our track record.
>Royal perks; we'd be able to get our hands in some degree of wealth and gear, provided we can charisma our way to it to her parents.
>She'd be down to doing everything she could to help us bring mom back once we told her the story, she clearly responds to emotion so you know a tragedy like that would spur her to action.
>A straight laced, if naive, girl like her would totally make Biomom go nuts, maybe try harder to get off her addictions by being exposed to her innocence wanting to be a good in-law.
Though on the negative side, there's the clashing morals and personality; y'all niggas know she'd be constantly put off by our shit and trying to change us to her image of a "good boy". Her distrust of our boy Muscles and the fact she'd most definitely be put off by our "Totally not evil" magic powers over death and DARKNESS would also make for a somewhat shaky relationship.
Also, she won't really be Muscles approved because no ass. She's a STICC and not a THICC after all.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)02:00:37 No.1512112

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)02:00:37 No.1512112

>>1512104
There's also the fact that:
A. She's shit. SHIIIIIIT
B. The Butterfly royal bloodline must end

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)02:01:07 No.1512114

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)02:01:07 No.1512114

>>1512084
ball breaker is a stand

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)02:02:09 No.1512120

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)02:02:09 No.1512120

>>1512114
He doesn't get it until the Valentine boss fight.

Before that, he beat stand users with nothing but his balls.

Quest isn't Here Right now Ple(...) (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)02:03:42 No.1512129

Quest isn't Here Right now Please leave a message (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)02:03:42 No.1512129

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>>1510806

The strength

>6+9 = 15 total

>>1510795
The Wisdom...
12 + 3 = 15

>>1510783
The Charisma
18 + 4 = 22

>A: "I won't do it..."
>C: "WH- KID! WE. WILL LOSE!"
>A: "IF WE LOSE IT WON'T MATTER!"
>You just snapped at a man three times your size
>With a voice that yours but stronger
>Assured

https://youtu.be/NYB92jGPnlg

>You have never known victory
>Not until you had power
>You think back now...to the days you spent in misery
>When bruises that pierced into your gut kept you awake
>When stolen drugs or lunch scraps filled your belly
>When crumbs and dirt were your bed
>When love was a dream
>When happiness was a joke
>Your fingers quake
>Something stirs within

cont

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/29/17(Mon)02:04:09 No.1512132

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/29/17(Mon)02:04:09 No.1512132

>>1512112
>In the questverse the 2 hour movie is Anon taking down Mewni instead of Toffee
I want it

Quest is here now fuckers and (...) (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)02:04:15 No.1512134

Quest is here now fuckers and HERE IS YOUR DESTINY (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)02:04:15 No.1512134

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>>1512129

>Something greater than good
>Than evil
>You see it now
>This power
>All you have become
>It has given you more than the chance to simply win
>It has given you the 'might' to decide
>You don't want to be a hero
>People like Star are Heroes
>You don't want to be a God
>Gods make awful worlds
>Worlds that make men like your father
>Weaklings like Marco
>You stand
>Worlds where only those who give in survive
>You don't care if you survive...
>A: "I have so much more to live for. I don't need these mongols corpses under my feet. I need...I'm no hero. I don't want to be a villain."
>You stand
>Look to the sky
>A: "I'm going to be a God...and gods don't need to cheat."
>You turn to Jackie
>A: "I need you."
>J: "Wha-"
>You kiss her
>Grab her hair
>The crowd woos
>You pull away
>With some of her blood in your mouth
>She's dizzy and extremely confused
>J: "A-Anon...why are you so hardcore?"
>A: "Life's hardcore."
>You turn back
>A: "I'm just harder."
>C: "We NEED this you prick! It would be the first win in our history!"
>That's surprising but...
>You look to the faces around you
>Moob
>Blake
>Even Justin
>They look down
>Not ahead
>Not to the stars
>They can't
>The world has taken it from them
>You need to see that changed
>You stand up on the bench
>A: "Don't you get it! We keep saying we can't win and we don't try!"
>B: "Because we'll get broken to bits!"
>A: "BETTER TO BE BROKEN THAN WHOLE AND INEXCUSABLY WEAK!"
>Who was that?
>Who is this?
>A fire is in you
>Not the fire of magic
>Something new
>A vision
>You raise your hand...
>A: "I'm going to go out there and I'm going to fight. I'm going to fight to beat these fuckers at. their. own game."
>You jump down
>Punch Justin's shoulder
>A: "Because even if we lose...we're still just losers."
>You open your arms
>A: "I'm not afraid of that. I've lost enough for a hundred lifetimes. I know you have! Game after game! Dream after dream!"
>You get in Blake's face
>A: "How much did it take before you gave in!? How many nights did you sit up wishing the world would be better!? That YOU could be better!?"
>You hoist the whole fucking bench
>There's cheerleaders on it
>A: "Do know how that changes!?"
>You scream
>A: "It starts WHEN YOU REALIZE THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN TAKE AWAY FROM YOU! THAT YOU CAN TAKE -EVERYTHING- FROM THEM IF YOU JUST. FIGHT!"

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)02:07:37 No.1512147

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)02:07:37 No.1512147

>>1512134
>This speech is brought to you by Tapu Koko

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)02:08:47 No.1512151

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)02:08:47 No.1512151

>>1512134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/29/17(Mon)02:09:26 No.1512153

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/29/17(Mon)02:09:26 No.1512153

>>1512104
Dude. It's alright. I get it. I'm a complete Starco fag as well. CUTE AND PERFECT and all of that jazz. But at least try to realize we've been placed in a situation where we simply can't accept her as she is, given Anon's situation. She's but one of the reasons Marco ditched us. She tried to destroy muscles, a stalwart friend and ally since damn near the beginning of the quest. Heck, it's in the name.... STAR VERSUS QUEST.

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/29/17(Mon)02:10:12 No.1512155

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/29/17(Mon)02:10:12 No.1512155

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)02:13:00 No.1512166

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)02:13:00 No.1512166

>>1512129
Do we not get a bonus to strength from >>1510790 ?

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)02:15:04 No.1512182

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)02:15:04 No.1512182

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>>1512134
>>1512134

ANON IS NOW AT FULL HEALTH

>A: "YOU AREN'T VICTIMS! I know it! I've seen your strength! Ne matter how strong the world is! It can NEVER EVER take away who you are! NOT IF YOU DON'T LET IT!"
>You toss the bench
>S-sorry Cheerleaders
>Except Brittney
>She kinna needs the attitude adjustment
>You light your fucking hands on fire
>The other team sees you
>You feel their fear
>You feel the POWER flowing the friends around you
>The Fear is rich and black
>The awe is bright and golden
>You are Anonymous
>You stand before your men
>Before your friends
>The first of your army against all things
>The universe
>A: "Now LET'S GO GET OUR ASSES KICKED! LET'S CRACK THEIR SKULLS WITH OUR TEETH! LET'S EITHER WIN OUR SPOT IN THE SUN! OR WE. BURN. THE SUN. OUT!"
>All things must end
>All life is a dream
>Or was
>Your dream is over
>You are Anonymous
>You are the beast
>The monster
>The Horror that shouted "I" at the death of the world

https://youtu.be/_VrrNah_YXo

>You stride out onto the field after the Warriors make their pitiful touchdown

>7
>to 0

>You've crawled out of deeper holes
>Justin's breath is electricity
>Ju: "HIKE!"
>The ball is tossed to Justin
~~>Then He passes it right to you~~
>You are Anonymous

YOU HAVE THE ROCK
THE ENEMY TEAM IS BEARING DOWN FROM EVERY ANGLE

YOUR SOUL IS AFLAME WITH FEAR AND MAJESTY

WHAT
DO
MY LORD!?

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/29/17(Mon)02:16:05 No.1512189

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/29/17(Mon)02:16:05 No.1512189

>>1512153
>I'm a complete Starco fag as well
>as well.
Nigga, I couldn't care less about your vanilla Starco shit.
I was just discussing the benefits of a Star route. I'm not even that much of a Starfag, since I prefer Hekapoo over her.
I'm just kinda salty we got Jackie.
We could have gotten anyone else, but we got fucking Jackie, the girl who's got nothing but looks and a skateboard.
I sure hope we aren't locked into it.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/29/17(Mon)02:17:07 No.1512196

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/29/17(Mon)02:17:07 No.1512196

>>1512182
They ain't above us! Launch ourselves over their line using Muscles and keep running!

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)02:17:11 No.1512197

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)02:17:11 No.1512197

>>1512182
Fucking touchdown, now

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/29/17(Mon)02:17:28 No.1512198

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/29/17(Mon)02:17:28 No.1512198

CHARGE INTO THE ENEMY LINES AND MAKE ANOTHER TOUCH DOWN, FOR WE FEAR NO ONE

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)02:17:32 No.1512199

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)02:17:32 No.1512199

>>1512182
TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT! RUSH THROUGH THE ENEMY FORCES AND GET THAT SLAM RUN!

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)02:17:47 No.1512200

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)02:17:47 No.1512200

>>1512182
THEY CAN'T TOUCH US IF WE'RE ON FIRE
IF WE MAINTAIN A FIRE, THEY WON'T TACKLE US

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/29/17(Mon)02:18:17 No.1512202

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/29/17(Mon)02:18:17 No.1512202

>>1512182
RIP AND TEAR, GET THE BALL HOME

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)02:18:28 No.1512203

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)02:18:28 No.1512203

>>1512182
let's go run to the endzone
remember, dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/29/17(Mon)02:18:36 No.1512205

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/29/17(Mon)02:18:36 No.1512205

>>1512198
FULL SUPPORT ON THIS

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)02:19:23 No.1512211

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)02:19:23 No.1512211

>>1512182
>FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/29/17(Mon)02:19:55 No.1512212

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/29/17(Mon)02:19:55 No.1512212

>>1512200
dude, some of their team chased us down in the middle of the dessert after their car flipped over and only stopped when we sliced their car in half, they are probably stupid enough to tackle a kid who is on fire for a ball

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)02:20:34 No.1512213

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)02:20:34 No.1512213

>>1512205
>>1512203
>>1512202
>>1512200
>>1512199
>>1512198
>>1512197
>>1512196
>>1512189
Reminder that we're still at a disadvantage and Quest said that we'll need to use our brain to win this, not just brawn.

Anonymous (ID: vvLsIHih)
05/29/17(Mon)02:20:39 No.1512214

Anonymous (ID: vvLsIHih) 05/29/17(Mon)02:20:39 No.1512214

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>>1512203
>>1512199
Fuckin' this!

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)02:21:15 No.1512219

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)02:21:15 No.1512219

>>1512212
Fair.

Is it football ball down if your hand touches the ground? I think it's if our knees hit the ground

in which case, couldn't Muscles just bounce us?

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)02:21:20 No.1512221

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)02:21:20 No.1512221

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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1512211
>>1512205
>>1512203
>>1512202
>>1512199
>>1512197
>>1512196

ROLL STRENGTH!

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)02:21:51 No.1512223

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)02:21:51 No.1512223

Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)02:21:58 No.1512224

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)02:21:58 No.1512224

>>1512182
>>1512211

>>1512213
Well in that case:
>Stretch Muscles above everyone's heads, and straight to the scorepost.

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/29/17(Mon)02:22:06 No.1512225

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/29/17(Mon)02:22:06 No.1512225

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221
GO GO GO

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/29/17(Mon)02:22:09 No.1512226

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/29/17(Mon)02:22:09 No.1512226

>>1512221
RULE BRITANNIA

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/29/17(Mon)02:22:14 No.1512230

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/29/17(Mon)02:22:14 No.1512230

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
05/29/17(Mon)02:22:17 No.1512231

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 05/29/17(Mon)02:22:17 No.1512231

Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/29/17(Mon)02:22:23 No.1512232

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/29/17(Mon)02:22:23 No.1512232

Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221
DON'T FUCK UP

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)02:22:35 No.1512235

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)02:22:35 No.1512235

Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512223
>>1512221
HOLY SHIT

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/29/17(Mon)02:22:48 No.1512237

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/29/17(Mon)02:22:48 No.1512237

Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221
LETS FUCKING GO!

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)02:22:52 No.1512238

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)02:22:52 No.1512238

Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221
Fffffffff

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/29/17(Mon)02:22:58 No.1512240

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/29/17(Mon)02:22:58 No.1512240

Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221
Rolling.

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc)
05/29/17(Mon)02:22:58 No.1512241

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc) 05/29/17(Mon)02:22:58 No.1512241

Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)02:23:01 No.1512242

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)02:23:01 No.1512242

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)02:23:04 No.1512243

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)02:23:04 No.1512243

Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221
I HOLD A PRAYAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2)
05/29/17(Mon)02:23:11 No.1512244

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2) 05/29/17(Mon)02:23:11 No.1512244

Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221
FOR LUNA
>>1512238
NICE

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/29/17(Mon)02:23:14 No.1512245

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/29/17(Mon)02:23:14 No.1512245

Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221
RULE BRITTANIA

Anonymous (ID: 94PimT+k)
05/29/17(Mon)02:23:18 No.1512246

Anonymous (ID: 94PimT+k) 05/29/17(Mon)02:23:18 No.1512246

Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221
GET HYPE

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)02:23:21 No.1512247

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)02:23:21 No.1512247

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Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221
ALRIGHT THEN

LETS DO THIS

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)02:23:29 No.1512249

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)02:23:29 No.1512249

>>1512221
TAPU KOKO

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)02:23:40 No.1512251

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)02:23:40 No.1512251

>>1512238
AYYYYYYYYYYY
STOP ROLLING

19+9+2 = 30

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/29/17(Mon)02:23:48 No.1512253

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/29/17(Mon)02:23:48 No.1512253

Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221
poop

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc)
05/29/17(Mon)02:24:00 No.1512254

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc) 05/29/17(Mon)02:24:00 No.1512254

>>1512238
THE GOD

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/29/17(Mon)02:24:01 No.1512255

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/29/17(Mon)02:24:01 No.1512255

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1512221

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)02:24:27 No.1512257

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)02:24:27 No.1512257

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>>1512238
>>1512223
>>1512221
AW YEAH

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)02:24:42 No.1512260

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)02:24:42 No.1512260

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1512249
shit I fucked up the dice
ahem
TAPU KOKO

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)02:33:35 No.1512298

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)02:33:35 No.1512298

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>>1512238
>>1512238
>>1512238
>>1512238

THE STRENGTH THAT YOU NEED!

>>1512223
+2!!

>THIS POWER
>IT MAKES MORTAL FLESH AS NOTHING TO YOU
>CRAASH!
>Grey and black wash away
>You sweep back the barrier!
>Nothing will stop you!
>Not now!
>One comes up from the side!
>JUSTIN TACKLES HIM OFF HIS FEET!
>You run!
>You are not fast
>Without Muscles...
>You are NOT strong
>You are grabbed by the waist
>The neck
>The shoulder
>Their entire team attacks, smothering all you built...
>You turn back to them your eyes alight
>YOUR WILL SIPHONS THEIR TERROR
>IT BECOMES YOUR STRENGTH
>You don't NEED their power!
>You
>Have
>Your
>Own
>They falter
>You break free!
>YOU ARE NOT STRONG
>YOU ARE NOT FAST...

https://youtu.be/1M58d6niTNQ?t=36

>A: "But I will win!"
>Blake runs beside you
>He elbows a warrior in the jaw!
>Justin has broken free
>YOU SPRINT FOR GLORY!
>A warrior line reforms!
>THEY DOMINATE THE ENDZONE
>You look to Justin
>You nod
>Blake salutes
>YOU DIVE INTO THE MELEE
>Dragging nails
>Punches
>Bites
>The boys fight beside you as long as they are able
>All you need...
>Is just
>enough
>WHOOM!
>You found the space you needed!
>Launching yourself, into the air you fly

>THEN LAND IN THE END FUCKING ZONE
>You stand...then drop the ball in front of the enemy team
>A: "Turns out he can fly too. Go fig, right?"

TIME TO SWITCH OUT!

>Your Defense
>19

>Their offense
>18

THEY STAVE THEM OFF!

>7
to
>7

WHAT DO NOW!?

>J: "You're the man with the plan, Non. Hit us with the good stuff."

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)02:36:05 No.1512304

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)02:36:05 No.1512304

>>1512298
FUCK EM UP

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)02:36:09 No.1512305

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)02:36:09 No.1512305

>>1512298
Here's a clever ruse idea! Flesh craft Muscles into looking like he's holding the ball, and then use ourselves as the decoy while someone else gets a touch down!

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)02:36:13 No.1512306

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)02:36:13 No.1512306

>>1512298
go for the conversion

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/29/17(Mon)02:36:43 No.1512309

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/29/17(Mon)02:36:43 No.1512309

>>1512305
Supportan

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/29/17(Mon)02:37:07 No.1512312

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/29/17(Mon)02:37:07 No.1512312

>>1512305
This

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/29/17(Mon)02:37:09 No.1512313

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/29/17(Mon)02:37:09 No.1512313

>>1512305
Supporting.

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)02:37:58 No.1512317

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)02:37:58 No.1512317

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>>1512305
This is a fucking good plan.

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/29/17(Mon)02:38:29 No.1512319

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/29/17(Mon)02:38:29 No.1512319

>>1512305
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: 94PimT+k)
05/29/17(Mon)02:38:37 No.1512320

Anonymous (ID: 94PimT+k) 05/29/17(Mon)02:38:37 No.1512320

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>>1512298
basic plan?

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)02:38:46 No.1512322

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)02:38:46 No.1512322

>>1512305
let's go then

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/29/17(Mon)02:39:53 No.1512326

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/29/17(Mon)02:39:53 No.1512326

>>1512305
Sure, why not. Supporting

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)02:41:02 No.1512333

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)02:41:02 No.1512333

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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1512305
>>1512305
>>1512305

WITH THE SUPPORT!

ROLL CHARISMA!

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)02:41:01 No.1512334

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)02:41:01 No.1512334

>>1512305
Make it a Reverse and I'll support, one of the basic trick plays of football. I'm sure a player or the coach would give the suggestion on hearing the plan.

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)02:41:17 No.1512336

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)02:41:17 No.1512336

>>1512305
>>1512317

PS: Ball should be given to the fastest runner in the team and we have to keep everyone away from them.

Once they realize the ruse re'll need to stall them until the Fastest runner can make it to the line.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)02:41:21 No.1512338

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)02:41:21 No.1512338

>>1512298
>>1512305
Let's do this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWeAMG4K22Y

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)02:41:43 No.1512340

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)02:41:43 No.1512340

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1512333
TIS BUT A CLEVER RUSE!

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/29/17(Mon)02:41:44 No.1512341

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/29/17(Mon)02:41:44 No.1512341

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1512333

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)02:41:49 No.1512342

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)02:41:49 No.1512342

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1512333
CHAREESMA

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
05/29/17(Mon)02:41:54 No.1512344

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 05/29/17(Mon)02:41:54 No.1512344

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1512333

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
05/29/17(Mon)02:41:55 No.1512345

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 05/29/17(Mon)02:41:55 No.1512345

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1512333

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)02:42:00 No.1512347

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)02:42:00 No.1512347

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1512333

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)02:42:06 No.1512348

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)02:42:06 No.1512348

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1512333
Let's hope I don't fuck dis up.

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)02:42:13 No.1512349

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)02:42:13 No.1512349

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1512333
TRIP 3S

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/29/17(Mon)02:42:16 No.1512351

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/29/17(Mon)02:42:16 No.1512351

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1512333
It shouldn't be too hard to ruse these gorillas

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)02:42:17 No.1512352

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)02:42:17 No.1512352

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1512333
TAPU KOKO

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)02:42:19 No.1512353

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)02:42:19 No.1512353

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1512333
PLOTTING RUSE

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/29/17(Mon)02:42:22 No.1512354

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/29/17(Mon)02:42:22 No.1512354

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/29/17(Mon)02:42:23 No.1512355

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/29/17(Mon)02:42:23 No.1512355

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1512333
TAPU LELE SHINES

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)02:42:23 No.1512356

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)02:42:23 No.1512356

Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1512333
C'mon! We ain't failing now!

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/29/17(Mon)02:43:00 No.1512360

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/29/17(Mon)02:43:00 No.1512360

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1512333
TIME TO BE CUNNING BUT BRUTAL

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)02:43:01 No.1512361

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)02:43:01 No.1512361

>>1512344
>13+4=17

Not bad, hope we don't get any 1's

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/29/17(Mon)02:43:09 No.1512362

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/29/17(Mon)02:43:09 No.1512362

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1512333
DON'T FUCK UP

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/29/17(Mon)02:43:14 No.1512365

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/29/17(Mon)02:43:14 No.1512365

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1512333
Now you see it...

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)02:43:16 No.1512366

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)02:43:16 No.1512366

>>1512344
17 is good enough considering how retarded the other team is

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc)
05/29/17(Mon)02:46:08 No.1512383

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc) 05/29/17(Mon)02:46:08 No.1512383

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1512360
BUT BRUTAL YET CUNNING

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)02:48:34 No.1512398

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)02:48:34 No.1512398

>>1512333
YOU GUYS REMIND ME OF THIS PUSSY HISPANIC KID I KNOW

I KICKED HIS ASS TOO

Anonymous (ID: hQGlDo+c)
05/29/17(Mon)02:54:55 No.1512420

Anonymous (ID: hQGlDo+c) 05/29/17(Mon)02:54:55 No.1512420

> A MASTER RUSE

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)02:56:07 No.1512423

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)02:56:07 No.1512423

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>>1512344
>>1512344

THE WINNER

>You're been brutal
>Cunningly
>A: "Tine to be Brutally cunning!"
>B: "What do we do?"
>A: "We WAAAAGH!"
>Nobody here gets the joke
>A: "Fuckin' aye you squibs hokaye! HERE! Is deh plan!"
>You all exit the huddle
>Looking cagey
>Ready
>Justin waits for the pass off
>Ju: "Hike!"
>YOU LAUNCH YOUR SELF
>Clawing...you crawl across the hills of silver and grey!
>They slam and fight to reach you!
>THEY STRUGGLE MIGHTILY
>You are caught
>A: "Oof! AAA! NO!"
>You fight bitterly
>SUH-LAM!
>You're dogpiled

ANON HAS TAKEN 12 DAMAGE

https://youtu.be/BjSP0zwh8LY

>The crowd is silent
>Refs are throwing flags and blowing whistles everywhere
>Slowly you're unearthed
>The doctor shines a light in your face
>D: "Multiple concussions."
>He gets one of your teeth spit into his face
>A: "Your mom's a multiple concussion."
>D: "My mother was a saint!"
>A: "Saint of sluts."
>W2: "Hey...HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BALL!"
>B: "You're right!"
>Everyone turns
>Just in time to see Blake put his big toe inside the In-zone
>Then the rest of his foot because it's not a legal score otherwise
>You throw up both hands
>A: "Gang gang."
>Then slap the ref so hard on the ass he makes an uncomfortably sexy noise
>Greg noticed
>Moob noticed
>Ron Noticed
>Both coaches noticed
>Sabrina bit her lip
>Muscles got a pinky in

ANON REGAINS 5 HP

>A: "What the fuck even."

FIRST HALF IS OVER

PHWEEEEEEEEE

>The mood in the locker room is...TITANIC!
>You are being mobbed by bro-penhagens
>Bro-magnons
>Brotosauruses
>Gatorade gets poured on you at one point

>The coach comes in
>Everything goes quiet
>He sits down and pulls his hat off of his head
>He's not balding
>Shocker
>He runs a palm across his mustache
>C: "Alright fine...so we play."
>TITANIC MODE AGAIN

>You still need a play in the next game...
>You get an idea
>A: "You guys wanna get weird?"
>M: "I wake up weird!"
>A: "Goddamn right, you freaky cupcake goblin."
>You close your eyes and reach out

cont

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/29/17(Mon)02:56:27 No.1512426

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/29/17(Mon)02:56:27 No.1512426

>>1512361
Do we got any modifiers to go with it?

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)02:57:09 No.1512429

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)02:57:09 No.1512429

>>1512423
>>1512423

>JUSTIN IS UNABLE TO GRASP THE REALM PSIONIC

>BLAKE HAS NO PSYCHIC SPARK

>MOOB IS AS PSYCHIC AS MILK

>THE COACH'S MIND IS LIKE A TRUCK
>old...
>AND NOT PSYCHIC

>A: "Damn..."
>You ponder...

>There are THREE secret weapons to employ

>Let Chantelle Release her powers of Booty Shakes
>Use Ferguson
>SPACE JAM the football with Stretchy powers

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/29/17(Mon)02:58:30 No.1512434

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/29/17(Mon)02:58:30 No.1512434

>>1512429
>EVERYBODY GET OUT IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW!!!!

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/29/17(Mon)02:58:58 No.1512437

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/29/17(Mon)02:58:58 No.1512437

>>1512429
TIME TO JAM

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)02:59:04 No.1512438

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)02:59:04 No.1512438

>>1512429
>WE GOT A REAL JAM GOING DOWN!!!

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)02:59:53 No.1512442

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)02:59:53 No.1512442

>>1512429
It it illegal to toss our teammate?

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/29/17(Mon)03:00:03 No.1512443

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/29/17(Mon)03:00:03 No.1512443

>>1512423
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
https://youtu.be/Y-dMSstLDqM

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)03:00:34 No.1512445

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)03:00:34 No.1512445

>>1512429
>SPACE JAM the football with Stretchy powers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6jbMdWaeXY

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)03:00:58 No.1512447

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)03:00:58 No.1512447

>>1512429
SPACE JAM TO THE FINISH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)03:01:04 No.1512448

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)03:01:04 No.1512448

>>1512429
SPACE JAM

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)03:01:05 No.1512449

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)03:01:05 No.1512449

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>>1512429
>>Let Chantelle Release her powers of Booty Shakes

MUSCLES MUST BE REWARDED FOR HIS GOOD BEHAVIOR

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/29/17(Mon)03:01:53 No.1512451

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/29/17(Mon)03:01:53 No.1512451

>>1512429
Despite being a movie about basketball, I'm sure we can still totally make it work. SPACE JAM that shit in.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/29/17(Mon)03:01:57 No.1512452

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/29/17(Mon)03:01:57 No.1512452

>>1512429
SLAM JAM

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/29/17(Mon)03:03:20 No.1512455

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/29/17(Mon)03:03:20 No.1512455

>>1512429
>Let Chantelle Release her powers of Booty Shakes
...though it seems like we REALLY want to jam... so not counting on it

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V)
05/29/17(Mon)03:03:43 No.1512456

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V) 05/29/17(Mon)03:03:43 No.1512456

>>1512429
>SPACE JAM the football with Stretchy powers

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:05:33 No.1512468

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:05:33 No.1512468

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Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d10)

>>1512448
>>1512451
>>1512447
>>1512445
>>1512443
>>1512442
>>1512438
>>1512437
>>1512434

ROLL
DEX
...then Charisma

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)03:06:05 No.1512469

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)03:06:05 No.1512469

Rolled 14, 13 = 27 (2d20)

>>1512468
oh boy

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/29/17(Mon)03:06:20 No.1512471

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/29/17(Mon)03:06:20 No.1512471

Rolled 19, 7 = 26 (2d20)

>>1512468
rollan

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)03:06:21 No.1512472

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)03:06:21 No.1512472

Rolled 11, 4 = 15 (2d20)

>>1512468
dex, then charisma

GNARLES BARKLEY'S SHUT UP AND JAM

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)03:06:30 No.1512473

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)03:06:30 No.1512473

Rolled 3, 14 = 17 (2d20)

>>1512468
>"I call this one the Jecht Shot Mk. I!"

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)03:06:36 No.1512474

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)03:06:36 No.1512474

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1512468
TAPU KOKO

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)03:06:59 No.1512478

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)03:06:59 No.1512478

Rolled 7, 7 = 14 (2d20)

>>1512468
DON'T FUK ET UP

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)03:07:07 No.1512479

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)03:07:07 No.1512479

>>1512471
>>1512473
Well shit

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)03:07:10 No.1512480

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)03:07:10 No.1512480

Rolled 5, 17 = 22 (2d20)

>>1512468
COME ON AND SLAM!

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:07:19 No.1512481

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:07:19 No.1512481

Rolled 5, 10 = 15 (2d20)

>>1512468
EVERYBODY GET READY TO SLAM NOW!!!!

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/29/17(Mon)03:07:20 No.1512482

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/29/17(Mon)03:07:20 No.1512482

Rolled 13, 9 = 22 (2d20)

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/29/17(Mon)03:07:30 No.1512483

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/29/17(Mon)03:07:30 No.1512483

Rolled 15, 2 = 17 (2d20)

>>1512468
Hoo boy here we go RIP AND TEAR again

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)03:07:34 No.1512484

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)03:07:34 No.1512484

>>1512473
>".....Well there's a reason the Mk. III exists."

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/29/17(Mon)03:07:36 No.1512485

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/29/17(Mon)03:07:36 No.1512485

Rolled 15, 8 = 23 (2d20)

>>1512468
don't fuck it up!

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/29/17(Mon)03:07:47 No.1512488

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/29/17(Mon)03:07:47 No.1512488

Rolled 12, 13 = 25 (2d20)

>>1512468
here we goooooooooooo

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V)
05/29/17(Mon)03:07:57 No.1512490

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V) 05/29/17(Mon)03:07:57 No.1512490

Rolled 5, 10 = 15 (2d20)

>>1512468

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
05/29/17(Mon)03:08:07 No.1512492

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 05/29/17(Mon)03:08:07 No.1512492

Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d20)

>>1512468

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)03:08:58 No.1512498

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)03:08:58 No.1512498

>>1512468

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/29/17(Mon)03:09:12 No.1512500

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/29/17(Mon)03:09:12 No.1512500

Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d20)

>>1512468
>These rolls

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/29/17(Mon)03:09:14 No.1512501

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/29/17(Mon)03:09:14 No.1512501

Rolled 9, 18 = 27 (2d20)

>>1512468

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)03:10:00 No.1512504

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)03:10:00 No.1512504

Rolled 9, 14 = 23 (2d20)

>>1512498

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2)
05/29/17(Mon)03:10:39 No.1512506

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2) 05/29/17(Mon)03:10:39 No.1512506

Rolled 10, 1 = 11 (2d20)

>>1512468

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)03:11:12 No.1512508

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)03:11:12 No.1512508

Rolled 16, 11 = 27 (2d20)

>>1512506
>>1512506
wew ladz

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)03:11:51 No.1512511

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)03:11:51 No.1512511

Rolled 1, 19, 1, 1, 6, 1, 17, 14, 20, 2 = 82 (10d20)

RIP good rolls.

Let's try clearing the dice

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/29/17(Mon)03:12:15 No.1512514

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/29/17(Mon)03:12:15 No.1512514

Rolled 17, 19 = 36 (2d20)

>>1512468

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)03:13:13 No.1512516

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)03:13:13 No.1512516

File: giphy-downsized-large.gif (5.71 MB, 480x270)

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>>1512511

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:13:21 No.1512517

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:13:21 No.1512517

Rolled 9, 17, 20, 12, 2, 12, 1, 7, 8, 11, 11, 9, 14, 18, 10, 18, 18, 20, 3, 20, 11, 4, 5, 9, 8 = 277 (25d20)

>>1512511
Here we go then

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/29/17(Mon)03:13:40 No.1512518

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/29/17(Mon)03:13:40 No.1512518

Rolled 17, 16 = 33 (2d20)

>>1512468

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)03:14:35 No.1512521

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)03:14:35 No.1512521

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>>1512511
I think I see how this all plays out now... After all that pomp too...

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/29/17(Mon)03:14:45 No.1512522

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/29/17(Mon)03:14:45 No.1512522

>>1512517
> 3 20s
wew

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)03:15:08 No.1512524

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)03:15:08 No.1512524

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>>1512517
>Three 20's wasted.

STOP

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:15:57 No.1512526

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:15:57 No.1512526

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>>1512473
DEX WINNER!
>12 total
>>1512471
>>1512471

CHAIR-ISMA WINNER
>11 total

>>1512506
-2

>You can't believe the guys agree to your plan
>Their hope burns just as hot
>It fuels your vision
>You can't get pushed forward by your team mates
>The enemy can however
>Which why when you get the rock you leap up and try stepping across the Warriors heads!
>YOU CLIMB INTO THE AIR!
>Muscles begins to extend!

https://youtu.be/DwvA3gIw5Js

>W1: "THAT. SHIT. AIN'T FOOTBALLLLL!!!"
>Ow
>It was you who was slammed
>Right into the Jam
>You look over
>The Cheerleaders are doing the same routine
>You spy Chantelle's restrained moves
>Muscles twitches as you look at her
>You try to encourage her
>A: Why go with the steps? When your body knows the way to groove ya?"
>Chantelle looks confused and slightly inspired
>Until Brittney hip checks her
>Chantelle then realizes how bad of a line that was
>Ch: "Oh! Right. Right. One-two-four-three."
>Jackie yells out from the stands
>J: "Hey! I know one failure ain't enough to stop you! You're the king of getting back up, Anon! C'mon!"
>She's right
>You see your Mom
>You see Zombina peeping from out of your magic door
>She's made a little flag from her own skin
>Z: "Go mashta."

>You get back up
>A: "Fuck."
>You turn to your team
>A: "First down."

WHAT NOW, RUSE BOY!?

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:17:32 No.1512530

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:17:32 No.1512530

let's throw justin into the endzone with the football

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/29/17(Mon)03:18:05 No.1512531

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/29/17(Mon)03:18:05 No.1512531

>>1512530
sounds like a plan

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)03:18:35 No.1512533

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)03:18:35 No.1512533

>>1512530
FUCK IT! LET'S GO!

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)03:18:37 No.1512534

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)03:18:37 No.1512534

>>1512530
Couldn't that seriously hurt him?

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)03:19:00 No.1512536

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)03:19:00 No.1512536

>>1512530
fuck it, let's do it

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)03:19:07 No.1512538

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)03:19:07 No.1512538

>>1512526
>"Next stop, Jecht Shot Mk. II!"

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/29/17(Mon)03:19:13 No.1512539

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/29/17(Mon)03:19:13 No.1512539

>>1512534
he has a helmet he'll be fine

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
05/29/17(Mon)03:19:19 No.1512540

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 05/29/17(Mon)03:19:19 No.1512540

>>1512526
Can we throw someone with the ball into the end zone without Seriously hurting them? Preferably someone light?
Either that or we blitz them

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)03:19:26 No.1512542

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)03:19:26 No.1512542

>>1512534
it would. Ideally someone who ISNT the QB
Maybe a crappy wide reciever or something

ALSO

>>1512526
We leap using muscles into their endzone?

Mind read their play ahead of time for optimal pathing

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)03:19:47 No.1512545

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)03:19:47 No.1512545

>>1512538
DO IT

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/29/17(Mon)03:20:16 No.1512548

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/29/17(Mon)03:20:16 No.1512548

>>1512530
Support this. Nothing like the simple plans crafted out of desperation.
>>1512534
Pain is temporary, glory is eternal! just tell him to tuck and roll and not break his neck

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)03:20:28 No.1512549

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)03:20:28 No.1512549

>>1512542
Reminder Muscles has leaped up the height of a 747 in the air and back without our death

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)03:20:46 No.1512550

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)03:20:46 No.1512550

>>1512526
Fumble at the start of the play, snake the ball over to Blake with Muscles while Justin fakes a throw to another running back and keeps the attention of the D-line

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
05/29/17(Mon)03:21:46 No.1512555

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 05/29/17(Mon)03:21:46 No.1512555

>>1512550
This guy seems to know what he's doing. I'll support it

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/29/17(Mon)03:22:11 No.1512556

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/29/17(Mon)03:22:11 No.1512556

>>1512530
how about a non-important player instead?

Anonymous (ID: y2qZCPH7)
05/29/17(Mon)03:22:15 No.1512557

Anonymous (ID: y2qZCPH7) 05/29/17(Mon)03:22:15 No.1512557

>>1512550
This

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)03:22:59 No.1512561

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)03:22:59 No.1512561

>>1512550
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY EGGHAND SO ILL GO WITH THIS BECAUSE THISS SEEMS CONFUSING ENOUGH TO WORK

TEAMWORK

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
05/29/17(Mon)03:23:05 No.1512563

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 05/29/17(Mon)03:23:05 No.1512563

>>1512526
Supporting:
>>1512550

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)03:23:18 No.1512565

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)03:23:18 No.1512565

>>1512550
This

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/29/17(Mon)03:23:32 No.1512569

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/29/17(Mon)03:23:32 No.1512569

>>1512550
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)03:23:49 No.1512570

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)03:23:49 No.1512570

Yay for highschool football lineman position. Fuck pulling as a big dude. Now I know lots about a sport I'll never get to enjoy again weeeeeeee.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)03:24:08 No.1512572

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)03:24:08 No.1512572

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MR STEAK SAVE US

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/29/17(Mon)03:24:08 No.1512573

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/29/17(Mon)03:24:08 No.1512573

>>1512550
Supporting

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/29/17(Mon)03:24:32 No.1512574

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/29/17(Mon)03:24:32 No.1512574

>>1512550
nvm i'll support this

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:25:11 No.1512578

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:25:11 No.1512578

>>1512550
I foresee this will fail badly.

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/29/17(Mon)03:26:04 No.1512582

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/29/17(Mon)03:26:04 No.1512582

>>1512550
yeah sure i support this

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)03:27:08 No.1512588

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)03:27:08 No.1512588

>>1512578
Look up the Fumblerooski. I'm suggesting an improved version of this.

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/29/17(Mon)03:29:27 No.1512598

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/29/17(Mon)03:29:27 No.1512598

>>1512526
Supporting >>1512542 . Don't throw the QB but another willing soul searching for glory.

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:29:59 No.1512602

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:29:59 No.1512602

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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1512550
>>1512550
A team effort....

MORE THAN JUST ANON WILL HAVE TO PARTICIPATE

For your part...ROLL DEX!

THEN STRENGTH!

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)03:30:23 No.1512603

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)03:30:23 No.1512603

Rolled 12, 14 = 26 (2d20)

>>1512602
pls don't suck this time

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/29/17(Mon)03:30:33 No.1512604

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/29/17(Mon)03:30:33 No.1512604

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1512602
MURR STEAK

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)03:30:44 No.1512605

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)03:30:44 No.1512605

Rolled 15, 7 = 22 (2d20)

>>1512602
FUCKING TEAM WORK!

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:30:57 No.1512609

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:30:57 No.1512609

Rolled 1, 18 = 19 (2d20)

>>1512602
REDEMPTION!!!

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)03:31:06 No.1512612

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)03:31:06 No.1512612

Rolled 15, 5 = 20 (2d20)

>>1512602

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/29/17(Mon)03:31:10 No.1512613

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/29/17(Mon)03:31:10 No.1512613

Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d20)

>>1512602

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
05/29/17(Mon)03:31:11 No.1512614

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 05/29/17(Mon)03:31:11 No.1512614

Rolled 11, 19 = 30 (2d20)

>>1512602

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/29/17(Mon)03:31:12 No.1512615

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/29/17(Mon)03:31:12 No.1512615

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Rolled 3, 17 = 20 (2d20)

>>1512602
FOR AKU

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)03:31:19 No.1512616

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)03:31:19 No.1512616

Rolled 6, 15 = 21 (2d20)

>>1512602
dex, then strength
DO IT

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/29/17(Mon)03:31:35 No.1512617

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/29/17(Mon)03:31:35 No.1512617

Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d20)

>>1512602
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/29/17(Mon)03:31:38 No.1512618

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/29/17(Mon)03:31:38 No.1512618

Rolled 17, 3 = 20 (2d20)

>>1512602
WE RIP AND TEAR AS ONE

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:31:42 No.1512619

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:31:42 No.1512619

Rolled 8, 8 = 16 (2d10)

>>1512602
>>1512602
THE DICE

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)03:31:46 No.1512620

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)03:31:46 No.1512620

Rolled 16, 2 = 18 (2d20)

>>1512602
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP)
05/29/17(Mon)03:31:49 No.1512621

Anonymous (ID: HjzuKJDP) 05/29/17(Mon)03:31:49 No.1512621

Rolled 13, 20 = 33 (2d20)

>>1512602
GO GO POSSUM TEAMWORK

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/29/17(Mon)03:31:50 No.1512622

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/29/17(Mon)03:31:50 No.1512622

Rolled 8, 10 = 18 (2d20)

>>1512602
Use our psychic abilities to better coordinate the actions... hopefully?

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:32:19 No.1512625

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:32:19 No.1512625

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1512618
>>1512618

DEX WINNAR

REROLLING FOR STRENGTH BECAUSE I GOT TWO 8S SOMEHOW

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/29/17(Mon)03:32:27 No.1512626

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/29/17(Mon)03:32:27 No.1512626

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Rolled 14, 13 = 27 (2d20)

>>1512613
>>1512609
You fools

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)03:33:43 No.1512633

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)03:33:43 No.1512633

>>1512625
STR NAT 20

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc)
05/29/17(Mon)03:34:19 No.1512634

Anonymous (ID: l3nM/JWc) 05/29/17(Mon)03:34:19 No.1512634

Rolled 9, 1 = 10 (2d20)

>>1512602
cabron

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/29/17(Mon)03:35:07 No.1512637

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/29/17(Mon)03:35:07 No.1512637

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1512625
rollan for stronk

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/29/17(Mon)03:35:10 No.1512638

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/29/17(Mon)03:35:10 No.1512638

Rolled 2, 7 = 9 (2d20)

>>1512625

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
05/29/17(Mon)03:35:34 No.1512641

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 05/29/17(Mon)03:35:34 No.1512641

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1512625

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)03:35:49 No.1512643

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)03:35:49 No.1512643

>>1512621
WE DOIN' IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWeAMG4K22Y

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:36:28 No.1512646

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:36:28 No.1512646

>>1512609
>>1512613
>>1512625
>>1512634
>>1512638
This is why I just wanted to throw justin with the damm football

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)03:37:41 No.1512651

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)03:37:41 No.1512651

>>1512646
We got a nat 20 with Strength >>1512621

Anonymous (ID: s/Dh5enX)
05/29/17(Mon)03:38:26 No.1512655

Anonymous (ID: s/Dh5enX) 05/29/17(Mon)03:38:26 No.1512655

>>1512646
>>1512625
>>1512621
It's a nat 20.

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)03:48:51 No.1512675

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)03:48:51 No.1512675

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D-did my idea actually get rewarded by the dice and Quest's own goodwill? Holy fwark. Guess what they say about foosball causing brain damage isn't as bad as they say, now wrasslin on the other hand, that shit'll fuck you up.

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:50:14 No.1512680

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:50:14 No.1512680

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>>1512621

St-Strength WINNAR!

>DEATH ITSELF LOOKS UPON YOU WITH TERROR ON THIS DAY

NATURAL 20 BAYBAYYY

>You reset your troops
>With a new Keikaku
>You let Justin pull from the playbook
>You promise to do just what it says
>...With some adjustments
>A: "Right here. I need you to fake fuck it all up."
>Ju: "Why?"
>A: "So I can fake pass it."
>Ju: "So many lies."
>A: "Hey! The truth is constant! We're just making it harder to see."
>B: "You sound like a dictator from one of my social studies classes."
>A: "Vy zabavnyy chelovek, kotorogo vy poseshchayete v proshlom godu v Gyulage."
>B: "What?"
>A: "N-nothing it's French just c'mon!"

>You line up for the play...
>Ju: "Hike!"
>Justin ~~actually fucking fumbles it~~
>Ju: "Shoot! Darn it!"
>Darn it?
>Really
>You snatch the ball
>Toss it up
>Then fake Muscles' snatching it back down out of a leaping Warrior's path
>A: "Ah ahh ahhh. You didn't say the magic word!"
>W4: "PuhhhhLEEEEEEZZZE!"
>You think your ears got violated from that screech
>WHAM!
>His CHEST got violated from that MUSCLES PUNCH!
>You star to run
>Fuck
>You're slow
>CHOO CHOO
>Better be strong instead
>Muscles reaches down and YANKS A SECTION OUT OF THE EARTH
>All four Warriors drop on
>Muscles just puts the dirt back on top when the Ref starts blowing his whistle
>Gives the mound a little pat
>A: "Rest in ripped panty-hose fucc bois."
>Blake makes his run!
~~>With a 24 total~~
>He jukes! He dives!
>He even dodges the other teams mascot who jokingly swings for him
>Man
>Fuck Mascots
>He makes it to the endzone
>B: "Yes!"
>A: "FUck year!"
>CRAK!
>You just got nailed
>By something hard
>Something going very fast
>A cheap shot
>...but a good one
>You totally didn't see that man coming
>Which is what you'd call the guy that hit you
>A man
>Cause he just smashed

ROLL CON!

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:51:16 No.1512683

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:51:16 No.1512683

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1512680
>>1512680
them dice

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/29/17(Mon)03:52:10 No.1512688

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/29/17(Mon)03:52:10 No.1512688

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1512683
AKU GIVE ME STRENGTH

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/29/17(Mon)03:52:49 No.1512690

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/29/17(Mon)03:52:49 No.1512690

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1512680

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)03:53:02 No.1512691

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)03:53:02 No.1512691

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1512680
Ouch.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/29/17(Mon)03:53:03 No.1512692

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/29/17(Mon)03:53:03 No.1512692

>>1512688
13+6=19

I think we're okay

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
05/29/17(Mon)03:53:06 No.1512693

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 05/29/17(Mon)03:53:06 No.1512693

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1512680

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/29/17(Mon)03:53:08 No.1512694

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/29/17(Mon)03:53:08 No.1512694

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1512683

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/29/17(Mon)03:53:15 No.1512695

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/29/17(Mon)03:53:15 No.1512695

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1512683
FOR GREAT BRITTAN

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)03:53:16 No.1512696

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)03:53:16 No.1512696

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1512680
FUCK

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)03:53:50 No.1512701

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)03:53:50 No.1512701

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1512675
naw, just your knees

>>1512680
naw, we're too tough to get hurt

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)03:53:55 No.1512702

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)03:53:55 No.1512702

Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1512680
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/29/17(Mon)03:54:36 No.1512707

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/29/17(Mon)03:54:36 No.1512707

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1512680

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/29/17(Mon)03:54:38 No.1512708

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/29/17(Mon)03:54:38 No.1512708

Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1512680
be tuff boi

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2)
05/29/17(Mon)03:56:04 No.1512713

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2) 05/29/17(Mon)03:56:04 No.1512713

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1512680
We can take it

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/29/17(Mon)03:57:28 No.1512718

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/29/17(Mon)03:57:28 No.1512718

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1512680

Anonymous (ID: THe6E48P)
05/29/17(Mon)03:59:47 No.1512726

Anonymous (ID: THe6E48P) 05/29/17(Mon)03:59:47 No.1512726

Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1512680
COME ON ANOTHER 20

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)04:00:16 No.1512727

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)04:00:16 No.1512727

>>1512701
>Be Junior in varsity wrasslin
>Be designated fatass weight group because we didn't actually have anyone heavy enough for it normally
>Go up against Sophmore who weighs in at around 2fuckin70 full of lard.
>Be 205-210
>Git fuckin rekt on when he grapples, picks me up, and slams me on my head.
>Go through rest of night thinking I have small concussion.
>Turns out he gave me some weird fucking condition that fucked with my circulation and ruined any chance of me being in contact sports for the next several years as I got lightheaded and drunk feeling whenever my heart rate went up.
>Rip chances at college football scholarships
>Remember the look on my coaches face when he tells me during Senior year "You could've BEEN something."

Fuck wrasslin.

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)04:07:53 No.1512743

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)04:07:53 No.1512743

File: paul-thumb-closeup-horiz-(...).jpg (274 KB, 1248x940)

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>>1512688
>>1512688
WINNER!

>19 total...

>>1512694
+2
>>1512713
+2

>The world definitely went black for a second
>Your helmet...where is it?
>You feel the spongey cloud that used to be your head
>You groan
>Muscles is flapping around like a boneless fish
>A: "FuuuUUuUCK!"
>Ju: "Anofhf!"
>A: "Fuck."
>JU: "ANOWHF!"
>A: "Fuck, I said!"
>Ju: "Anon!"
>A: "STOP SCREAMIN' A AT ME YOU WANNA MAKE-AH YOH MAMA BUST A PANINI!?"
>B: "Aw shit...Aw shit he's concussed."
>A: "No...no just..."
>You crawl up
>Spit some more blood for good measure
>Put on the remaining HALF of your helmet you just found
>A: "Just really need my grand kids to call me that's all."
>The refs blow their whistles
>The docs rush over
>D: "Kid what are you made of? What do you eat?"
>He's been poking your soft tendy-pouch of a stomach
>A: "Ever had a Spaghetti and cheeto sammich?"
>D: "No, because I don't want to die."
>A: "Pussy shit, I tell ya. One time you die so what? Rub some dirt in it. Maybe get a scorpion tattoo."
>B: "Ok, I actually think he's ok just...nuts."
>Ju: "You in there Anon?"
>A: "All 76 individual posters and the 15 that actually roll."
>Ju: "Wh-"
>A: "Love for my lurkin' Niggas."
>You make more gang signs
>D: "Ok, yeah. He's not brain deficient just Ratchet."
>D2: "Fucking teens."
>A: "That's illegal."
>D2: "So's playing without a helmet."
>FWOOM!
>Coach has given you a new helm!
>C: "We good here?"
>D: "Yeah, pay me double afterwards."
>C: "Fucking Cockroaches."
>A: "Not illegal but pretty dubious, from a physical standpoint."
>C: "Kid!"
>Coach gets down
>C: "We've got 21 points."
>A: "Uhuh."
>C: "That's more than we've ever had. Ever."
>A: "Wow why are we called the 'Awesome Opossums' then?"
>C: "Mostly Marketing. Partly cruel irony, I'm sure but look...we got one big play left in this thing."
>Ju: "How do you figure?"
>C: "Look!"
>Coach points to a much less vibrant Warrior team than before
>C: "They've never had to play this hard! They're tough! They're mean...but they don't got the sand!"
>A: "They have no salt."
>You taste blood on your lip
>Jackie catches your eye
>She sticks her tongue out at you
>Just a little
>Heh
>Zombina tries it
>Her jaw comes off
>Your sides try to kill you with their exit from the planet
>Coach zeroes you back in
>C: "One more...gimme one more and we GOT. THIS."

what do?

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)04:11:27 No.1512754

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)04:11:27 No.1512754

>>1512743
BRAIN READ ENEMY TEAM! They're bound to be thinking up an actual strategy by now, and we're gonna work around it!

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)04:12:31 No.1512758

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)04:12:31 No.1512758

>>1512743
>A'ight Chantal, time to do the thing with yo booty

Anonymous (ID: THe6E48P)
05/29/17(Mon)04:12:54 No.1512761

Anonymous (ID: THe6E48P) 05/29/17(Mon)04:12:54 No.1512761

>>1512743
USE THE CHEERLEADER'S BOOTY

NO

USE FERGUSON

NO

THROWING SOMEONE TO THE TOUCHDOWN ZONE

NO

ALL OF THEM
IN ONE PLAN

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/29/17(Mon)04:14:08 No.1512764

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/29/17(Mon)04:14:08 No.1512764

>>1512761
Do it

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
05/29/17(Mon)04:14:49 No.1512767

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 05/29/17(Mon)04:14:49 No.1512767

>>1512761
Fine, we do EVERYTHING.

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)04:15:13 No.1512768

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)04:15:13 No.1512768

>>1512743
I mean, like before with the jet.... We could just take the ball and pole vault ourselves OVER the line and into the endzone. Man Anon has been in like 3 different positions tonight. Otherwise I'd say stick him next to Moob(He's the center aint he?) and act to plug up the holes and occupy most of the other team, they HAVE to be focusing on us by now. Just have Blake on our side and get a pass off from Justin as he crosses from our side to the other.

If the other coach isn't ridiculously stupid he'd probably imagine that we're stacking a side to go for a rush and would put most of his dudes on us.~~GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY~~

Oh and Cheerleader booty.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)04:15:59 No.1512773

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)04:15:59 No.1512773

>>1512743

You know what? Fuck it.
>>1512761
This.

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
05/29/17(Mon)04:17:21 No.1512776

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 05/29/17(Mon)04:17:21 No.1512776

>>1512768
Actually, yeah. This is smarter. Like, still use Ferg and the Cheerleaders, but you know, throw ourselves to the end zone.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)04:17:32 No.1512778

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)04:17:32 No.1512778

>>1512743
let's see you grit those teeth
TIME FOR THE JECHT SHOT

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E)
05/29/17(Mon)04:19:58 No.1512783

Anonymous (ID: 2PTOFn3E) 05/29/17(Mon)04:19:58 No.1512783

>>1512761
yes

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
05/29/17(Mon)04:20:15 No.1512784

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 05/29/17(Mon)04:20:15 No.1512784

>>1512743
Supporting:
>>1512768
with Ferg and Cheerleader booty.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/29/17(Mon)04:21:05 No.1512785

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/29/17(Mon)04:21:05 No.1512785

>>1512743
UNLEASH THE FERG
UNLEASH THE BOOTY
IT
TIME

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/)
05/29/17(Mon)04:21:53 No.1512788

Anonymous (ID: zeXVZcJ/) 05/29/17(Mon)04:21:53 No.1512788

>>1512743
GO FERG

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/29/17(Mon)04:22:27 No.1512789

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/29/17(Mon)04:22:27 No.1512789

>>1512761
Supporting this one.

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/29/17(Mon)04:23:39 No.1512792

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/29/17(Mon)04:23:39 No.1512792

>>1512761
Supporting
TIME TO BE CUNNING AND BRUTAL TO THE SAME INTENSE DEGREE

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)04:24:47 No.1512795

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)04:24:47 No.1512795

>>1512743
>>1512758
>>1512773
On third thought,
>>1512768
This. But with Ferg as well.

Anonymous (ID: hQGlDo+c)
05/29/17(Mon)04:26:58 No.1512799

Anonymous (ID: hQGlDo+c) 05/29/17(Mon)04:26:58 No.1512799

> ONE MORE PLAY TO ROUND OUT THE CLOCK
>SUMMON STRENGTH
>LEAP INTO THE SKY
>WAIT
>KEEP WAITING
>BUT THE CLO-SHUT UP MORE WAIT
>THIS IS GOING TO HURT
>GOOD THING WE HAVE A CLOAK OF FEATHER FALL
>NEAT.JPG.BOOK
>SECONDS LEFT
>OH SHIT HES GOING TO LAND IN THE ENDZONE
>MUSCLEWIZARDMAGIC
>GAME END

>BOY HOWDY ANON YOU WON THE BALL GAME WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW!

>IM GONNA USE BFB SO I HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD LEFT TO GIVE MAI WAIFU SOME BFB IF YOU KNOW WHAT I ME-*pass out*

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)04:29:21 No.1512802

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)04:29:21 No.1512802

File: tts9nze.gif (2 MB, 450x352)

2 MB GIF

Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d10)

>>1512761
>>1512768

>A: "Fuckit."
>You mumble, walking to the play line
>Ju: "Anon, dude what's the damn plan!?"
>You shush Justin
>A: "There's a bigass walrus in my head, dude. He says we can do this. Some Jojofag is in there too. He's got good ideas."
>B: "Jesus."
>A: "Maybe. There's some Mexicans."
>You turn Chantelle and snap your fingers
>A: "When you gon' stop pretendin' you a mortal? When you got that Ass end God going on down in them pants?"
>J: "Hey..."
>You're really loose right now
>A: "Baby forgive me I feel amorous about EVERYTHING right now."
>You eye Ms. Skullnik
>She's eating
>Slowly
>A: "Yeah sure, from behind."
>Ms. S: "That's what they all say. Fucking weaklings."
>A: "Chantelle!"
>You point to your eyes
>Then her
>A: "Do it."
>C: "You're out of your mind."
>A: "DEWWIT! BEFORE SAMUEL L JACKSON TRIES TO KILL ME AND I TURN JUSTIN EVIL!"
>She drops her pom poms...
>Steps up
>Brittney Tries to stop her
>C: "Hit it, DJ! Ferg!"
>She grabs Ferguson
>Puts him down in a chair...
>Chantelle
>Fucking
>Dances

https://youtu.be/sblR0eIRW-I

>The moves
>The twist
~~>THE NAT 20 BOUNCE~~
>She's grinding on Ferg
>Your mom is way too into this!
>M: "WOO! MAKE THAT POSSUM'S NIGHT, GURL!"
>Ron has no idea what to say except
>R: "I feel like I should be arresting -several- people for this but everyone is cheering."
>Ferg is locked up
>Until Chantelle turns his head backward and practically sits in his lap
>Then he's playing dead
>The crowd
>The other team
>They're Mezmerized

>A: "NOW! WE FUKKIT NOOWW!"

ROLL DEX
THEN STRENGTH

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
05/29/17(Mon)04:29:56 No.1512803

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 05/29/17(Mon)04:29:56 No.1512803

Rolled 3, 18 = 21 (2d20)

>>1512802

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
05/29/17(Mon)04:30:41 No.1512804

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 05/29/17(Mon)04:30:41 No.1512804

Rolled 8, 1 = 9 (2d20)

>>1512802
DO IT BABY

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)04:30:46 No.1512806

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)04:30:46 No.1512806

Rolled 18, 17 = 35 (2d20)

>>1512802
dex strungth
fur Luna
a moonlight sonata

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)04:30:53 No.1512807

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)04:30:53 No.1512807

Rolled 7, 20 = 27 (2d20)

>>1512802
Alright, time's up let's do this.

>"AANOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!! MCCCCCCMOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
05/29/17(Mon)04:31:01 No.1512808

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 05/29/17(Mon)04:31:01 No.1512808

Rolled 10, 6 = 16 (2d20)

>>1512802

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/29/17(Mon)04:31:13 No.1512809

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/29/17(Mon)04:31:13 No.1512809

Rolled 19, 13 = 32 (2d20)

>>1512802

Anonymous (ID: jX+cnfNe)
05/29/17(Mon)04:31:22 No.1512810

Anonymous (ID: jX+cnfNe) 05/29/17(Mon)04:31:22 No.1512810

Rolled 9, 19 = 28 (2d20)

>>1512802

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
05/29/17(Mon)04:31:39 No.1512811

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 05/29/17(Mon)04:31:39 No.1512811

Rolled 15, 5 = 20 (2d20)

>>1512802

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)04:31:46 No.1512812

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)04:31:46 No.1512812

Rolled 12, 4 = 16 (2d20)

>>1512802
BOOTY!

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)04:32:04 No.1512814

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)04:32:04 No.1512814

Rolled 10, 19 = 29 (2d20)

>>1512802
DON'T FUCK IT UP ANY MORE!

Anonymous (ID: THe6E48P)
05/29/17(Mon)04:32:20 No.1512815

Anonymous (ID: THe6E48P) 05/29/17(Mon)04:32:20 No.1512815

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Rolled 20, 9 + 25 = 54 (2d20 + 25)

>>1512802

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/29/17(Mon)04:32:27 No.1512816

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/29/17(Mon)04:32:27 No.1512816

Rolled 1, 15 = 16 (2d20)

>>1512802
THE BOOTY GIVES US POWER

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/29/17(Mon)04:32:29 No.1512817

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/29/17(Mon)04:32:29 No.1512817

Rolled 17, 3 = 20 (2d20)

>>1512802

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/29/17(Mon)04:32:39 No.1512818

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/29/17(Mon)04:32:39 No.1512818

Rolled 7, 20 = 27 (2d20)

>>1512802
TURN DOWN FO WHAT!!!

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2)
05/29/17(Mon)04:33:39 No.1512822

Anonymous (ID: wbmmppr2) 05/29/17(Mon)04:33:39 No.1512822

Rolled 9, 10 = 19 (2d20)

>>1512802

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/29/17(Mon)04:33:41 No.1512823

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/29/17(Mon)04:33:41 No.1512823

Rolled 6, 7 = 13 (2d20)

>>1512802
Now or Never! Com'on Gents!

Anonymous (ID: 4mky9S6n)
05/29/17(Mon)04:36:06 No.1512827

Anonymous (ID: 4mky9S6n) 05/29/17(Mon)04:36:06 No.1512827

Rolled 17, 5 = 22 (2d20)

>>1512802

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)04:36:10 No.1512828

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)04:36:10 No.1512828

>>1512815
THE LEWDNESS POWERS HIM

Anonymous (ID: THe6E48P)
05/29/17(Mon)04:38:19 No.1512829

Anonymous (ID: THe6E48P) 05/29/17(Mon)04:38:19 No.1512829

File: 1493391901914.png (479 KB, 636x676)

479 KB PNG

>>1512828
DATS RIGHT

Anonymous (ID: jX+cnfNe)
05/29/17(Mon)04:43:20 No.1512832

Anonymous (ID: jX+cnfNe) 05/29/17(Mon)04:43:20 No.1512832

LETHAL BFB ENEMY TEAM

Anonymous (ID: THe6E48P)
05/29/17(Mon)04:46:50 No.1512835

Anonymous (ID: THe6E48P) 05/29/17(Mon)04:46:50 No.1512835

>>1512832
>smirk_emoji.jpg

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)04:49:53 No.1512838

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)04:49:53 No.1512838

>>1512808
>>1512808

DEX WINNAR!

>13 TOTAL

>>1512815
>>1512815
STRENGTH WINNER!

>18 total

SO many crits!

>Dex overall

+0 for 13 total

>Strength overall

+2 for 20 total!

>You chuck
>You shuck
>You realize something...
>Slowly
>The inside of your brain is filled with screams about blood and destiny
>Somebody tries to tell you about guns and camping
>The fuck
>You hear several calls about Star
>A lot more calls about Star being shit
>You smile
>J: "ANon! DUUDE HEADS UUUP!"
>A: "Wha?"
>BAP!
>You have the ball
>You stumbled halfway across the field before Justin threw it
>You look up from the ball to see the ocean of Meat coming at you
>A: "Hmmm..."

https://youtu.be/yQzNZR-LXZc

>Muscles is slapping shits
>You're tripping nuts in this concussion
>Piensas en español por un tiempo
>A: "F...fuck Marco."
>Well, that isn't illegal
>You trip
>Almost drop the ball
>You blink
>Then realize you've been dogpiled long ago
>Your knees however did not go down
>Because Muscles has been dragging your dumb-ass covered in the enemy team this whole way
>A: "Shit son."
>Bap
>You slap the ball down into the grass

https://youtu.be/0l__jSgTAmQ

>THEN YOU ARE TRANSFORMED!
>Confetti rains down!
>THE OTHER TEAM IS ROUTED FROM THE FIELD
>You're hoisted high over the heads of your team mates
>Into the air
>Toward the stars
>A: "I'm comin' Luna..."
>You say through a blood stained grin
>A: "I'm comin to save yah...Mom."

~~black~~

SESSION END!

https://youtu.be/fygutp-zA4E

ANONYMOUS
THE ULTIMATE LOSER
HAS
WON

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
-TOSSED PIG SKIN-

CONGRATULATIONS!

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)04:52:01 No.1512841

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)04:52:01 No.1512841

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Thanks for running Quest I'm going to go pass out now.

Anonymous (ID: THe6E48P)
05/29/17(Mon)04:54:09 No.1512845

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>>1512838
OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE BOYS

WE DID IT

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)04:56:52 No.1512850

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)04:56:52 No.1512850

>>1512838
GG Quest
Thanks for putting up with us all

Anonymous (ID: hQGlDo+c)
05/29/17(Mon)05:34:51 No.1512886

Anonymous (ID: hQGlDo+c) 05/29/17(Mon)05:34:51 No.1512886

>>1512838
>YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAaaahhhh

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/29/17(Mon)06:30:40 No.1512934

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/29/17(Mon)06:30:40 No.1512934

>>1512134
>It has given you more than the chance to simply win
>It has given you the 'might' to decide
That moved my feelz.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)06:33:39 No.1512936

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)06:33:39 No.1512936

>>1512838
>A: "I'm comin' Luna..."
>You say through a blood stained grin
>A: "I'm comin to save yah...Mom."

WE! ARE! GOING! TO! SAVE! HER!

Amazing as always Quest! Couldn't ask for better!

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/29/17(Mon)06:48:22 No.1512944

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/29/17(Mon)06:48:22 No.1512944

>>1512838
Shit nigga.

So we steal Marco's girl publicly and kick his ass, plus we're getting our life together.

We gotta hang with Brittany at her party
We gotta hunt a Swamp Drake for its armor
We gotta steal Skeletor's eyes
We gotta condense the Dead World into a crystal somehow
We gotta find someone who can read THE BOOK
We gotta save mom
We should probably make sure other mom doesn't rek herself too

It'd be top tier if we could find some way to use BFB as an ambient health restore where-ever we go. Though I imagine someone's gonna get salty if we walk into a place, and all the rats + cockroaches + pigeons die.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)07:04:30 No.1512957

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)07:04:30 No.1512957

>>1512944
Dude, that'd be cray if we could activate some kinda death field where all tiny creatures within' like a ten foot radius just died and healed us.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/29/17(Mon)10:44:39 No.1513120

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/29/17(Mon)10:44:39 No.1513120

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>>1512838
Thanks for running, Quest.

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/29/17(Mon)11:20:41 No.1513163

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/29/17(Mon)11:20:41 No.1513163

>>1512838
Glorious.Shame i went to sleep,i should have stayed like a real man. Thanks for running!

Anonymous (ID: UY4q30zx)
05/29/17(Mon)12:22:27 No.1513261

Anonymous (ID: UY4q30zx) 05/29/17(Mon)12:22:27 No.1513261

>inb4 things go bad with Jackie and we somehow segue the situation into a frenemies with benefits situation with Brittany where-in we go through ups and downs only to have accidentally'frequently her into being people at the end.
>Still a callous bitch, but somehow our ride-or-die callous bitch with a severe case of "bitch get the HELL away from my man"
~~three way with Sabrina optional~~

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
05/29/17(Mon)12:25:18 No.1513269

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 05/29/17(Mon)12:25:18 No.1513269

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>>1511959

Anonymous (ID: 2nNDzaE5)
05/29/17(Mon)12:36:35 No.1513295

Anonymous (ID: 2nNDzaE5) 05/29/17(Mon)12:36:35 No.1513295

>>1513261
Sabrina is for ~~headpats~~ and ~~kind encouragement~~

Anonymous (ID: UY4q30zx)
05/29/17(Mon)12:43:20 No.1513312

Anonymous (ID: UY4q30zx) 05/29/17(Mon)12:43:20 No.1513312

>>1513295
Well yeah, it's a massive what if, I don't want to just run off and do it.
I voted for Jackie.
There's just nothing wrong with a backup plan.
Particularly when you backup plan into morally dubious power couple.

Anonymous (ID: 2nNDzaE5)
05/29/17(Mon)12:45:50 No.1513314

Anonymous (ID: 2nNDzaE5) 05/29/17(Mon)12:45:50 No.1513314

>>1513312
Oh, I'm fine with Jackie too, but Sabrina needs a friend who doesn't ruthlessly bully her. Justin, Anon, Jackie, and Janna (wow that's a lot of J names) would do her some good.

Anonymous (ID: UY4q30zx)
05/29/17(Mon)12:53:06 No.1513328

Anonymous (ID: UY4q30zx) 05/29/17(Mon)12:53:06 No.1513328

>>1513314
Yeah, I get you anon.

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/29/17(Mon)12:56:32 No.1513336

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/29/17(Mon)12:56:32 No.1513336

>>1513314
>>1513295
This

Anonymous (ID: 2nNDzaE5)
05/29/17(Mon)13:00:07 No.1513344

Anonymous (ID: 2nNDzaE5) 05/29/17(Mon)13:00:07 No.1513344

I wonder if we should try teaching some of our friends magic? Or at least, basic, harmless spells.

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)13:02:39 No.1513352

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)13:02:39 No.1513352

730 posts in one session

WE HAVE TO GO FASTER

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS)
05/29/17(Mon)13:05:14 No.1513359

Anonymous (ID: BoIYwOYS) 05/29/17(Mon)13:05:14 No.1513359

>>1513344
They have no capability of digging down

If they were casting, they'd need to source us as their power source.

Also we're even with Ferg now. We just got him his first lap dance. Hell we probably got him his first any slightly sexual activity

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/29/17(Mon)13:51:15 No.1513440

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/29/17(Mon)13:51:15 No.1513440

>>1513359
>>1513344
Janna has slight psychic capabilities, with how we were able to talk to her via Mind Read.

She's the biggest candidate for a apprentice that we have.

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/29/17(Mon)18:52:51 No.1514696

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/29/17(Mon)18:52:51 No.1514696

ANNOUNCEMENT POST

No Quest today
Might Quest tomorrow but stay tuned and buckled up

Anonymous (ID: BGzaJL7F)
05/29/17(Mon)19:01:18 No.1514726

Anonymous (ID: BGzaJL7F) 05/29/17(Mon)19:01:18 No.1514726

>>1512838
Fuck me if this quest isn't incredibly fun to read. Just caught up, hope to be of use.

That being said, we still have a few issues

- Date w/Sabrina
I know it sounds dumb, but being caught out is dumber. Tell Jackie you plan on getting doughnuts with her, that it's platonic and you wanted to make up making her uncomfortable. Give her the option to nix it if she's not cool with it.
- Mami
We're already back to the path, but research can't hurt. Maybe ask H-poo about a library dimension like the other dude said.
- Werewolf
We should try to figure out that. Best case scenario he got killed or is hiding out, but worst...
- Janna
Fuck. Where is she? And we need to think of how to fix our friendship. Don't push the harem route either, she's fragile and probably not up for potentially cucking her bff.

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/29/17(Mon)19:23:39 No.1514803

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/29/17(Mon)19:23:39 No.1514803

>>1514726
Date w/Sabrina - idk how well that conversation is gonna go, cuz we blew off our gf of 3 hours to go on the "platonic date" with another chick Otherwise we could start convincing both to go down the true route... the ~~Harem~~ Route

Mami - agreed but we should probably investigate ~~THE HOLE~~ first

SJWerewolf - We left the thing in Australia I think we're probably good

Janna - I'm pretty sure we made a portal to bring her home? We should probably check on her to see how sick she is regardless.

Anonymous (ID: 2nNDzaE5)
05/29/17(Mon)19:24:13 No.1514805

Anonymous (ID: 2nNDzaE5) 05/29/17(Mon)19:24:13 No.1514805

>>1514726
>Date w/Sabrina
Agreed to all of this. The girl deserves to have a nice time, even if it isn't quite what she hoped for.

>Mom
Either the library dimension or Eternia. She recommended Buff, purple, and skull-headed as a reference, right?

>Werewolf
That one's still a big mystery, but it might be over with.

>Janna
She's still our friend, but yeah, a Talk is needed.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)19:25:44 No.1514813

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)19:25:44 No.1514813

>>1514803
>implying the Secret ~~cute~~ Path isn't the true route
It's like you guys don't want ~~Royal Mewgger babies with Star~~ or something.

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/29/17(Mon)19:38:50 No.1514862

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/29/17(Mon)19:38:50 No.1514862

>>1514813
but the ~~Harem~~ route encompasses all you can have ~~Royal Mewgger babies with Star and Demi-god babies with Heckacute and everyone inbetween~~

Anonymous (ID: BGzaJL7F)
05/29/17(Mon)19:51:50 No.1514921

Anonymous (ID: BGzaJL7F) 05/29/17(Mon)19:51:50 No.1514921

>>1514803
I get you. Maybe plan that makeup date at the same time? Or fuck it, bring her along. Might help out with that "special" route after all.

???? (ID: mnrKeRAz)
05/29/17(Mon)20:00:52 No.1514955

???? (ID: mnrKeRAz) 05/29/17(Mon)20:00:52 No.1514955

A-anon? C-can you hear me?
...I'm so thirsty ...so, so t-thirsty
C-can I have something to drink?

???? (ID: mnrKeRAz)
05/29/17(Mon)20:02:21 No.1514962

???? (ID: mnrKeRAz) 05/29/17(Mon)20:02:21 No.1514962

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I, I want...
I want some...
I want some blood, please

Anonymous (ID: 2nNDzaE5)
05/29/17(Mon)20:06:37 No.1514986

Anonymous (ID: 2nNDzaE5) 05/29/17(Mon)20:06:37 No.1514986

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>>1514955
>>1514962
NO.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/29/17(Mon)20:08:50 No.1514993

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/29/17(Mon)20:08:50 No.1514993

>>1514962
Fuck off, we're full.
And we're not Anon. We're Kek Spirits, ya klutz.

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)21:46:29 No.1515353

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>>1514955
>>1514962
Nyet

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
05/29/17(Mon)22:00:57 No.1515380

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 05/29/17(Mon)22:00:57 No.1515380

>>1514726
>Sabrina
Completely agree
>Mami
Also agree
>Werewolf
by the time we get around to it the entire city of Austin will be howling and crying out about social justices.
>Janna
Don't want to push so quickly for harem anyway even if I support it. Though we DO need to check up on her about being sick. Though Quest has been pretty good about character independence we'll probably catch her taking some cold medicine(possibly far too much of it)
Probably has an idea later down the line which will make players have the choice of Anon being realistic and realizing that his lusts are just his lusts and realizing he's actually happy with Jackie despite his desire to be with other women ~~and a certain hispanic traitors butt crying out beneath him~~ since that's what most guys do every day.
Or give in, cause some real big time relationship straining and POSSIBLY end with a harem ending at the risk of ruining almost all our social links with the girls.

I HOPE I'm wrong about it but it seems like that's what'll end up happening. Or I could be completely wrong and we end up one night finding Jackie asking us if it'd be okay for some "experimenting" with her bff.

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h)
05/29/17(Mon)23:17:36 No.1515594

Anonymous (ID: QLKIg65h) 05/29/17(Mon)23:17:36 No.1515594

>>1514862
I pity the Hekakids Anon might have

If they're to live as long as Hekapoo, then they have an eternity of Anon's genetic autism to deal with. God forbid they're given positions of power.

~~And having a mortal, dead father who dies of old age.~~

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/29/17(Mon)23:20:23 No.1515606

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/29/17(Mon)23:20:23 No.1515606

'ight guys. I gots me a master plan for killing the swamp drake. What we do, 'ight? Is when it's not looking at us, we sneak up behind it, then we jam our monster arm right up its butt 'ole. And we shove it as far as we can up its intestines. Then, once we get to the end, no matter where that is, we grow spikes all over Muscles. And then, we SPIN SPIN SPIIIIN!!! Death via internal bleeding! Simple and effective.!

Anonymous (ID: 9rjqJfJ1)
05/29/17(Mon)23:27:23 No.1515622

Anonymous (ID: 9rjqJfJ1) 05/29/17(Mon)23:27:23 No.1515622

>>1515606
I get it, butt to take it completely deadpan, internal bleeding can take a while- especially for magical animals in most settings.
Although it can also be quick.
I'm guessing the swamp drake will lean towards being built to being reinforced by large amounts of liquid.

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/29/17(Mon)23:27:35 No.1515625

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/29/17(Mon)23:27:35 No.1515625

>>1515594
>Implying we won't ascend to immortal godhood

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)23:33:05 No.1515643

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)23:33:05 No.1515643

Don't forget, guys. We gotta go make some skelecopters tomorrow morning.

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
05/29/17(Mon)23:34:23 No.1515646

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 05/29/17(Mon)23:34:23 No.1515646

>>1515643
where are we getting the bones?

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/29/17(Mon)23:35:52 No.1515653

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/29/17(Mon)23:35:52 No.1515653

>>1515646
Graveyard, or Ludo's castle. I'm sure they didn't pack the skeletons. We could also look around Mewni for some, I'm sure there's plenty of skeletons in battle fields.

Anonymous (ID: OPC7lkw0)
05/30/17(Tue)11:06:08 No.1516603

Anonymous (ID: OPC7lkw0) 05/30/17(Tue)11:06:08 No.1516603

>>1515625
~~Anon's kids have to deal with an eternity of Anon's autism, as they wonder just how the hell he managed to have kids with anyone~~

Anonymous (ID: 0U7kYTLS)
05/30/17(Tue)11:42:30 No.1516697

Anonymous (ID: 0U7kYTLS) 05/30/17(Tue)11:42:30 No.1516697

Man actual demon vote would be BfB mom.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/30/17(Tue)12:52:47 No.1516911

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/30/17(Tue)12:52:47 No.1516911

>>1516697
No, that's murder hobo path.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/30/17(Tue)12:54:22 No.1516918

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/30/17(Tue)12:54:22 No.1516918

>>1516911
The lamest path.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/30/17(Tue)16:18:02 No.1517299

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/30/17(Tue)16:18:02 No.1517299

Before we head into ~~THE HOLE~~ we should write some letters to those close to us with instructions not to open them for a week. Inside would be heartfelt goodbyes to each of them. We should send letters to
>Jackie
>Janna
>Justin
>Mom
>Dirtbro(?)
>Marco
Marco's letter would initially be inside Jackie's envelope, and contain information about ~~THE HOLE~~ and the world beyond, along with a request to seal it.

As for the actual expedition, we should purchase some MREs, night vision goggles, and test if there's any difference in the passage of time in ~~THE HOLE~~ and on Earth.

Anonymous (ID: c3u3lWIr)
05/30/17(Tue)16:19:39 No.1517302

Anonymous (ID: c3u3lWIr) 05/30/17(Tue)16:19:39 No.1517302

>>1517299
Was there any day-time differences from our world to THE HOLE?

Anonymous (ID: V80GDByZ)
05/30/17(Tue)16:50:28 No.1517338

Anonymous (ID: V80GDByZ) 05/30/17(Tue)16:50:28 No.1517338

>>1517302
I think he wants to do it on the off chance that we die.

Anonymous (ID: OPC7lkw0)
05/30/17(Tue)17:05:56 No.1517366

Anonymous (ID: OPC7lkw0) 05/30/17(Tue)17:05:56 No.1517366

>>1517338
Should put a boiled egg or something in there, wait a day or so, then check it.

Unless we got something that rots more quickly.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/30/17(Tue)17:12:04 No.1517380

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/30/17(Tue)17:12:04 No.1517380

>>1517299
we might want to test the time difference between the normal world and ~~THE HOLE ~~,it might be the opposite of Hekaworld where a day there could be 1000 years in normal world or something like that~~~~

Anonymous (ID: i8wNmG/9)
05/30/17(Tue)17:17:21 No.1517397

Anonymous (ID: i8wNmG/9) 05/30/17(Tue)17:17:21 No.1517397

>>1517380
Well if a rift is kept continuously open , time should be stable

Anonymous (ID: i8wNmG/9)
05/30/17(Tue)17:18:24 No.1517402

Anonymous (ID: i8wNmG/9) 05/30/17(Tue)17:18:24 No.1517402

>>1517299
mfw Jackie breaks our trust and reads it ahead of time on a hunch we're writing a goodbye letter

Proceeds to get Star involved WAY too early

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/30/17(Tue)17:37:08 No.1517440

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/30/17(Tue)17:37:08 No.1517440

>>1517402
The obvious solution to that is giving all of the letters to the person we trust not to open them, and having them give the letters after a week has passed.
You could also give them to a neutral third party who doesn't care, and having them give the letters.

Anonymous (ID: PlhBu9+1)
05/30/17(Tue)18:40:20 No.1517623

Anonymous (ID: PlhBu9+1) 05/30/17(Tue)18:40:20 No.1517623

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HERE IS SOME LORE FOR YOU GUYS, APPARENTLY USING POSITIVE EMOTIONS TO POWER OUR SPELLS, CREATES NEW SPELLS.

Anonymous (ID: PlhBu9+1)
05/30/17(Tue)18:41:48 No.1517626

Anonymous (ID: PlhBu9+1) 05/30/17(Tue)18:41:48 No.1517626

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>>1517623
More information

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/30/17(Tue)19:33:46 No.1517827

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/30/17(Tue)19:33:46 No.1517827

>>1517397
Really, the way portals disprove themselves with "time is faster on one side, slower on the other", you could say the same with a portal to Hekapoo's realm. It's really fucked up, so I'd advise testing it first without relying on untested information.

Horrifyingly, that place could be a fast realm and Earth a slow realm, and we couldn't be certain because Anon was in and out in a moment. Might not be as drastic as Hekapoo's place, but maybe 1 minute = 1 hour sorta bad.

Anonymous (ID: OPC7lkw0)
05/30/17(Tue)20:06:00 No.1517928

Anonymous (ID: OPC7lkw0) 05/30/17(Tue)20:06:00 No.1517928

We really should get an heir to the McMoot blood line. Not for harem reasons, but practical.

That way if Anon dies, ~~we can continue on as his son/daughter name, and live up to his shitposting glory~~

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/30/17(Tue)20:11:41 No.1517967

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/30/17(Tue)20:11:41 No.1517967

>>1517928
>~~Fleshcraft a baby from Anon's blood~~

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/30/17(Tue)20:49:34 No.1518131

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/30/17(Tue)20:49:34 No.1518131

>>1517967
Hmm...

We should get increases to intelligence or something. That way we can engineer a body to our liking. Say giving something more muscle mass or extra arms before we raise it from the dead.

Also, we never did ask Zombina about Moon. Best get on that.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/30/17(Tue)20:53:00 No.1518153

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/30/17(Tue)20:53:00 No.1518153

>>1518131
Technically we did, we just got sidetracked and never got an answer.

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
05/31/17(Wed)04:51:19 No.1519528

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 05/31/17(Wed)04:51:19 No.1519528

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ANNOUNCEMENT POST

We may have a session tomorrow but work has been nuts. I just don't want to promise a session and then have to cut it short or half-ass it.

Thanks for tuning in, everyone.

bless

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/31/17(Wed)06:09:25 No.1519680

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/31/17(Wed)06:09:25 No.1519680

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>>1519528
Thanks for running senpai.
Get your work on, need them earth monies.

Anonymous (ID: RyT8d432)
05/31/17(Wed)09:37:04 No.1519972

Anonymous (ID: RyT8d432) 05/31/17(Wed)09:37:04 No.1519972

>Tfw want to go brotherhood redemption path with Marco
>Tfw partnering in adventure
>Tfw ~~Princess Marco route~~

I feel sad...but that Chantelle scene gave me some relief

>>1519528
Bless indeed brother

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)16:14:49 No.1521136

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)16:14:49 No.1521136

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From the discord

Remember to make some skelecopters, kiddies

Anonymous (ID: 5Y/UFbJM)
05/31/17(Wed)16:25:56 No.1521182

Anonymous (ID: 5Y/UFbJM) 05/31/17(Wed)16:25:56 No.1521182

Guys are we going to kill muscles yet?

Anonymous (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)16:26:10 No.1521183

Anonymous (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)16:26:10 No.1521183

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ANNOUNCEMENT POST

We QUEST AT 5:30 PM US CENTRAL TIME

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)16:27:12 No.1521188

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)16:27:12 No.1521188

>>1521183
I FORGOT MY NAME

bless

Anonymous (ID: 68zqM7hj)
05/31/17(Wed)16:58:02 No.1521282

Anonymous (ID: 68zqM7hj) 05/31/17(Wed)16:58:02 No.1521282

>>1521183
Noice! Thanks Quest!

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)18:18:33 No.1521443

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)18:18:33 No.1521443

>>1521182
Is this a running meme now?

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)18:34:36 No.1521479

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)18:34:36 No.1521479

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SESSION START

>Hey, you
>Out there behind Trump's wall
>Listening for the Tendie's call
>Can yah hear me?

>You are Anonymous
>A kid who has just had the best school week of his awful, awful life
>You've kicked ass
>Taken names
>Fisted a stranger
>Then Punched him
>You've nearly forgotten what it was like to be a lowly memelord
>Now you're some sort of Meme-king
>Or a magic, Meme emperor
>Because Autism and all you're the 'Tismo who helped get Echo Creek Highschool it's first and only victory over Silver Hill
>In the Football, of all things
>Imagine
>You
>Doing a sports
>Thanks, magic
>You had a bit of a scare at one point
>The power...consumed you
>You were suddenly ready to do anything to anyone in your way
>Justin had to pull you out of that and...
>You learned something about yourself
>You don't care about being good
>Or evil
>You want to be something better than that
>Something more important
>Something amazing
>~~Like what Luna believed you could be~~
>After the game your head trauma and blood loss finally caught up with you
>You passed right out on the field
>Vague memories of being carried to a car, and passing in and out of sleep as streetlights are all that exist of your journey home
>That and Mom kissing your forehead as you were laid down in your burnt up bed
>You slept like a King
>Or, like a prince you guess
>Your dreams alarm you
>Flashes of white and silver
>Grey scales
>A dark whisper
>A: "HWa!"
>You wake with a start
>Rub your numb eyes
>Muscles is so tired it takes a moment to get him back in shape
>Guy sleeps like a big ol' noodle dude
>Light pours in from outside on your street
>You peer out of your window and marvel at the stillness
>The calm
>These moments are getting more rare
>You keep pushing for your next step
>You keep driving toward your goal
>You have to save the one who gave you this life
>The one who saved you
>Luna
>Just before you drift back to sleep something draws you back to the window
>A streetlight snuffs out
>Not unusual for your street but...the next one is
>Then the next
>One light after another, each being swallowed in darkness leading up to your house
>Only the moon remains eventually
>A soft fog of silky white disperses across the cool asphalt
>Your fingers tingle
>Your skin feels alight with an unknown energy
>Something is outside

>You are upstairs, in your room in your boxers

What do?

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
05/31/17(Wed)18:37:23 No.1521487

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 05/31/17(Wed)18:37:23 No.1521487

>>1521479
get dressed and investigate

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)18:37:39 No.1521489

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)18:37:39 No.1521489

>>1521479
LOOK OUT WINDOW AND INVESTIGATE!

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/31/17(Wed)18:38:39 No.1521491

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/31/17(Wed)18:38:39 No.1521491

>>1521479
Get dressed and go investigate

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)18:39:07 No.1521493

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)18:39:07 No.1521493

PUT ON TRACKSUIT AND GET YOUR ZOMBIE, AND INVESTIGATE

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/31/17(Wed)18:39:20 No.1521494

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/31/17(Wed)18:39:20 No.1521494

>>1521479
Wake up!! PREPARE FOR FIGHTING!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)18:39:20 No.1521495

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)18:39:20 No.1521495

>>1521479
peek out the window. Also, make sure we know where good 'ol Zombina is.

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)18:41:02 No.1521502

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)18:41:02 No.1521502

>>1521479
Get Zombina, have her ready to rumble.

Use your hawk ears to listen to your surroundings.

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/31/17(Wed)18:42:17 No.1521508

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/31/17(Wed)18:42:17 No.1521508

>>1521479
Let's check it out. Be sneaky about it, Anon's in rough shape.

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/31/17(Wed)18:42:20 No.1521509

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/31/17(Wed)18:42:20 No.1521509

>>1521479
Get dressed. We can't fight in our briefs, that's improper.

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)18:42:31 No.1521510

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)18:42:31 No.1521510

PUT ON MAGIC MARTIAL ARTS GI, and investigate

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)18:42:45 No.1521511

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)18:42:45 No.1521511

>>1521479
Get swiftly dressed, get Susan, and check it out.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)18:45:06 No.1521517

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)18:45:06 No.1521517

>>1521479
Back to sleep, we'll deal with whatever it is in the morning

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/31/17(Wed)18:45:06 No.1521518

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/31/17(Wed)18:45:06 No.1521518

>>1521479
Clothes,zombie,investigate.

Anonymous (ID: 68zqM7hj)
05/31/17(Wed)18:46:52 No.1521521

Anonymous (ID: 68zqM7hj) 05/31/17(Wed)18:46:52 No.1521521

>>1521479
>>1521495
>>1521508
>>1521510
Supporting these. Gi should be able to be thrown on quickly. Zombina doesn't sleep (?) So she should be ready at a moments notice. And it's now even darker, so that should be to our benefit.

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)18:48:15 No.1521527

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)18:48:15 No.1521527

>>1521479
Dress up.

Be on the lookout and send Zombina out to investigate.

Anonymous (ID: i8wNmG/9)
05/31/17(Wed)18:49:08 No.1521529

Anonymous (ID: i8wNmG/9) 05/31/17(Wed)18:49:08 No.1521529

>>1521521
Gi a is essentially very mobile pajamas.
So Gi for starters.
"Summon" ( by which I mean get her out of storage) Zombina/Susan
Ideally we peek the window without revealing ourselves.

We need a collection of dead flies for spying purposes...

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/31/17(Wed)18:51:14 No.1521537

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/31/17(Wed)18:51:14 No.1521537

side note, we should have susan play the pillar men's theme and wake us up by screaming "AWAKEN MY MASTER!!!"

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/31/17(Wed)18:51:36 No.1521539

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/31/17(Wed)18:51:36 No.1521539

>>1521479
>Go out there and tell whoever it is to knock it off

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)18:55:06 No.1521549

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)18:55:06 No.1521549

>>1521537
that'll be great until we start to hate it

I vote for this idea.

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/31/17(Wed)18:55:30 No.1521551

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/31/17(Wed)18:55:30 No.1521551

>>1521510
>>1521521
>>1521529
Guys,im pretty sure the gi didn't survive our battle with Marco.

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)18:56:59 No.1521556

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)18:56:59 No.1521556

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>>1521521
>>1521518
>>1521511
>>1521502
>>1521495
>>1521491
>>1521489
>>1521487
>>1521487

>Looking out the window does you no good
>With all the streetlights out you can barely make out the street itself
>Just black on black
>A: "Like violent crime."
>You snicker a little bit as you slip on your karate fight-man uniform
>The Black Gi with shade-skelemans
>You shuffle through your things and find your Housevater still in your pocket
>Guess it diminished when you passed out
>A flick!
>Whap!
>A door rests before you
>You peel it open and find the lights still on inside
>With Susan, your Zombie minion standing in the center of the room
>She comes without being told a word
>Your communication doesn't really need words what with your WILL sustaining her
>The two of you sneeki breeki downstairs
>Mom's not on the couch
>The TV is off
>Guess it really is a new begining
>You stalk out the front door and into the night
>Muscles is roused now at the possibility of violence
>Whenever magical things come knocking...
>There's always
>Been
>Violence
>The stars overhead seem odd
>More vivid
>More bright
>You see something in the road
>It's a single, white hair
>Long as your leg and glowing beneath the moonlight
>Zombina speaks without warning, a sound that would bristle the neck hairs of most people "Preddy..."
>A: "Yeah, I guess it is."
>You stand and realize she isn't looking at the silver cord in your hand
>She's looking into the dense fog behind you
>Where a shape stands...
>Graceful
>Poised
>So still you'd mistaken it for a streetlight
>Or even your own shadow
>It makes no sounds
>Nothing's making any sound
>The whole street with crickets and frogs and desert coyotes...is silent
>Silent as an empty church

What do!?

>Ask who's there

>Send Zombina to investigate

>Light fire to see

>Attack

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)18:58:59 No.1521561

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)18:58:59 No.1521561

>>1521556
>Ask who's there
But turn muscles into sword form just in case

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/31/17(Wed)18:59:10 No.1521562

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/31/17(Wed)18:59:10 No.1521562

>>1521556
>>Ask who's there

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)18:59:11 No.1521563

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)18:59:11 No.1521563

>>1521556
light fire to see

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)18:59:26 No.1521565

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)18:59:26 No.1521565

>>1521556
>Light fire to see

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)18:59:29 No.1521566

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)18:59:29 No.1521566

>>1521556
Light fire in your hands and call out who's there.

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/31/17(Wed)18:59:36 No.1521568

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/31/17(Wed)18:59:36 No.1521568

>>1521556
>Light fire to see

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/31/17(Wed)18:59:50 No.1521570

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/31/17(Wed)18:59:50 No.1521570

>>1521556
Attempt to read their mind.

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/31/17(Wed)18:59:58 No.1521571

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/31/17(Wed)18:59:58 No.1521571

>>1521556
Let's light a fire to see who it is. Also attempt to mind read.

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)19:00:00 No.1521572

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)19:00:00 No.1521572

OY MATE, WHO THE CHEEKI BREEKI IS YOU SUPPOSED TO BE!

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/31/17(Wed)19:00:12 No.1521573

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/31/17(Wed)19:00:12 No.1521573

>>1521570
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)19:00:12 No.1521574

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)19:00:12 No.1521574

>>1521556
Fire for visuals.

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)19:00:31 No.1521579

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)19:00:31 No.1521579

>>1521570
>>1521571
Actually, this instead.

Anonymous (ID: 68zqM7hj)
05/31/17(Wed)19:00:54 No.1521582

Anonymous (ID: 68zqM7hj) 05/31/17(Wed)19:00:54 No.1521582

>>1521556
>>1521570
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/31/17(Wed)19:01:15 No.1521583

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/31/17(Wed)19:01:15 No.1521583

>>1521556
"Whom'st'd've is there?"

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/31/17(Wed)19:01:21 No.1521584

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/31/17(Wed)19:01:21 No.1521584

>>1521556
Mind reading too.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)19:01:43 No.1521587

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)19:01:43 No.1521587

>>1521561
>>1521570
switching

Anonymous (ID: i8wNmG/9)
05/31/17(Wed)19:02:08 No.1521590

Anonymous (ID: i8wNmG/9) 05/31/17(Wed)19:02:08 No.1521590

>>1521570
>>1521571

Yes, lets mind read something that might be able to counter. At best we can use our phone as a flashlight.

Lets not tip our hand.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)19:02:42 No.1521594

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)19:02:42 No.1521594

>>1521556
>>1521565
You know what? >>1521570 instead

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/31/17(Wed)19:03:57 No.1521599

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/31/17(Wed)19:03:57 No.1521599

>>1521590
Good idea supporting

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)19:04:19 No.1521600

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)19:04:19 No.1521600

>>1521590
I agree, I really don't like the idea of trying to read the mind of a supernatural being. That hasn't turned out well so far.

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)19:07:11 No.1521608

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)19:07:11 No.1521608

>>1521570
>>1521556
Ask them who's there.

Read mind.

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)19:07:50 No.1521610

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)19:07:50 No.1521610

>>1521600
>Anon becomes blind after reading their mind, but gains eyes on the inside
~~>Insight increased~~

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)19:09:01 No.1521615

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)19:09:01 No.1521615

>>1521610
I don't think Insight has ever done anything good for anybody ever.
I mean, other than summoning partners for co-op.
~~Fear the old blood. By the gods, fear it.~~

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/31/17(Wed)19:09:30 No.1521617

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/31/17(Wed)19:09:30 No.1521617

>>1521479
>You don't care about being good
>Or evil
We care about having the agency to choose, right?
The power and ability to decide where we go in life.
And not have life's circumstances be what decides what we should do.
Not to be good or evil
But to be able to kick the ass of anyone or anything who would decide that on our behalf
and be able to decide it on our own.

Agency is surprisingly powerful as a character motivation and I like it.

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/31/17(Wed)19:11:25 No.1521622

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/31/17(Wed)19:11:25 No.1521622

>>1521556
Also we should REALLY summon a pair of zombie flies to act as scouts.
They helped versus the werewolf, and they'd be pretty helpful now.

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)19:23:32 No.1521655

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)19:23:32 No.1521655

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>>1521617
>>1521615
>>1521608
>>1521584
>>1521582
>>1521579
>>1521570

>You decide to reach out in the safest way you know
>With your mind
>Zombina steps forward
>Almost like the tendrils of your mind gently tug her
>What meets your head isn't a voice
>You hear...fire?
>No
>Somehow you know the sound
>A shooting star, it's tail searing in the night
>That's what you hear from this creature's mind
>Ca-clop
>Ca-click
>It moves forward
>A: "Wh-...what are you?"

https://youtu.be/DC94BDYsQ8E

>A horn emerges from the fog
>It spirals, inlaid with twinkling lights
>It's surface is a shimmering silver
>At the end of that horn is a brow of pure white
>With jet black hair that shimmers between silver and blue
>Eyes alight that crackle in every imaginable hue
>Pure white-gold hooves press into the dirty street
>A wind exudes across your face
>As something you never thought you'd ever see strides out of the blackness
>Your knees grow weak
>Your mind swims
>It's so pure
>Light seems to fall down from the air like the dying leaves
>Rain follows it, making plants emerge from the cracks in the cement around you
>Zombina gets in the creature's way
>It looks at her only once before she falters
>Fear
>Or respect
>Even from the dead

You stand before the Unicorn

What do?

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/31/17(Wed)19:24:57 No.1521660

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/31/17(Wed)19:24:57 No.1521660

>>1521655
Break out in song and sing the last unicorn

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)19:25:38 No.1521664

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)19:25:38 No.1521664

>>1521655
ask it "Does this mean I'm a replicant?"

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)19:26:03 No.1521666

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)19:26:03 No.1521666

>>1521655
Say HI.

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)19:26:19 No.1521670

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)19:26:19 No.1521670

Speak to it, if even zombina is wary, we should most definitely not make any sudden movement.

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/31/17(Wed)19:26:36 No.1521671

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/31/17(Wed)19:26:36 No.1521671

>>1521655
Um. I suppose we try to talk to it. See what it wants.
Oh, and stay on guard for god's sake.

Anonymous (ID: BGzaJL7F)
05/31/17(Wed)19:26:52 No.1521672

Anonymous (ID: BGzaJL7F) 05/31/17(Wed)19:26:52 No.1521672

>>1521655
Ask what it needs. Or wants. What can you do for it? They don't just show up for no bloody reason.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)19:27:05 No.1521674

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)19:27:05 No.1521674

>>1521655
Secret ~~Disney Prince~~ Route
>Speak to it in song

Burden (ID: ehkmd3gY)
05/31/17(Wed)19:27:09 No.1521675

Burden (ID: ehkmd3gY) 05/31/17(Wed)19:27:09 No.1521675

>Ask whose here

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)19:27:41 No.1521676

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)19:27:41 No.1521676

>>1521674
>Prince
>Not Princess

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/31/17(Wed)19:27:56 No.1521678

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/31/17(Wed)19:27:56 No.1521678

>>1521655
Ask why its here of all places

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/31/17(Wed)19:28:38 No.1521682

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/31/17(Wed)19:28:38 No.1521682

>>1521655
Throw unidentified gems at it.

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
05/31/17(Wed)19:29:02 No.1521686

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 05/31/17(Wed)19:29:02 No.1521686

>>1521655
Hold up our Sax?

Don't they power magical shit in the star verse?

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)19:29:03 No.1521687

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)19:29:03 No.1521687

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>>1521655
Be fucking wary, Anon. Unicorns are weird fucking beings.

Some are real innocent and all, others are fucking liars, like Selkies, and will drag you away to murder you slowly.

Ask why it's here.

~~Also, Unicorns are often only tamed by those of purity, namely virgins. AKA, Anon you base-ass nigga~~

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)19:29:26 No.1521688

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)19:29:26 No.1521688

>>1521655
"Aren't virgins the only ones that can see unicorns?"

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)19:30:17 No.1521691

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)19:30:17 No.1521691

>old style unicorns gored people to death and ate them

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)19:30:33 No.1521693

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)19:30:33 No.1521693

>>1521687
>Selkie

Meant Kelpie. Don't know why I thought Selkie.

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)19:32:56 No.1521706

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)19:32:56 No.1521706

>>1521655
Greet it.

Try and get close and

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/31/17(Wed)19:34:33 No.1521716

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/31/17(Wed)19:34:33 No.1521716

>>1521706
supporting

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/31/17(Wed)19:38:29 No.1521740

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/31/17(Wed)19:38:29 No.1521740

>>1521655
SECRET DEMON PATH:

~~Rape it~~

Anonymous (ID: BGzaJL7F)
05/31/17(Wed)19:38:39 No.1521742

Anonymous (ID: BGzaJL7F) 05/31/17(Wed)19:38:39 No.1521742

>>1521693
Selkies iirc are the same as those angelic robe gals. But more seal.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)19:39:41 No.1521749

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)19:39:41 No.1521749

>>1521740
I support this path

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/31/17(Wed)19:40:50 No.1521759

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/31/17(Wed)19:40:50 No.1521759

>>1521670
Supporting this also

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)19:41:11 No.1521763

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)19:41:11 No.1521763

>>1521740
Fuck it, lets go

Anonymous (ID: 68zqM7hj)
05/31/17(Wed)19:42:35 No.1521768

Anonymous (ID: 68zqM7hj) 05/31/17(Wed)19:42:35 No.1521768

>>1521670
Support. Perhaps try to brush it off as no big deal, but address it appropriately.

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)19:43:34 No.1521770

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)19:43:34 No.1521770

SECRET ANGEL PATH

/~~we open a small portal to the kitchen and offer it a sugarcube, or apple.~~

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/31/17(Wed)19:44:04 No.1521773

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/31/17(Wed)19:44:04 No.1521773

>>1521706
Supporting

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)19:44:20 No.1521777

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)19:44:20 No.1521777

>>1521670
i'll support

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)19:44:25 No.1521778

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)19:44:25 No.1521778

>>1521770
>>1521655
>>1521655
>>1521655
aw fuck yes.

GET AN APPLE FROM THE KITCHEN.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)19:44:38 No.1521780

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)19:44:38 No.1521780

>>1521655
>>1521674
Fuck it. >>1521770

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)19:45:23 No.1521781

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)19:45:23 No.1521781

>>1521770
i'll do it

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)19:47:57 No.1521793

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)19:47:57 No.1521793

>>1521770
Sure, and when we greet a human we should give them a banana. That won't be offensive at all.

Anonymous (ID: 68zqM7hj)
05/31/17(Wed)19:48:06 No.1521795

Anonymous (ID: 68zqM7hj) 05/31/17(Wed)19:48:06 No.1521795

>>1521770
This.. is not bad. Willing to get behind this.

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)19:48:23 No.1521800

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)19:48:23 No.1521800

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>>1521688
>>1521678
>>1521675
>>1521672
>>1521671
>>1521666
>>1521660

>A: "What -are- you?"
>The Unicorn's gaze seems to go through you
>Or beyond you, more like
>It's eye seem like windows unto an endless storm of color
>U: "You know what I am."
>It throws back it's head
>The wind picks up as it does so
>You don't smell the sea
>Instead the air is cleansed
>Purified
>The creature looks down from it's regal pose and queries in your mind
>U: "What are you?"
>A: "I'm me. Anonymous. I'm a huma-"
>A snort of hot air pushes your hair back and flutters your vision
>U: "You don't know what you are but it is certainly 'not' human."
>The horn hovers dangerously close to your nose
>Why are you so still?
>You can't be afraid
>Your powers make you immune to it
>You can't be charmed
>Luna taught you how to see through lies woven in with magic
>The horn tip glows
>Then fades
>U: "Hm. Perhaps you are. You have been...altered. Somehow."
>The creature prances a bit
>U: "This is unusual. It has been many turns since I have met a creature I did not recognize. Longer still since it spoke to me. Are you of the auld blood?"
>A: "I don't know what that is."
>U: "A pity. You humans pride yourselves on your knowledge but in your fear and pride secret away all knowledge most precious."
>A: "Did you just come here to look majestic and be kind of a dick?"
>You're answered with a resolute stomp
>Concrete splatters up from the unscathed hoof
>U: "My kind come and go where we please. We are free to do as we wish."
>A: "So why come to Fortune County in Southern California?"
>The Unicorn turns
>Slowly
>When walking, it's hooves make almost no sound at all
>U: "I was born in this place...long ago. Before the tides and seasons. Before the sea split the earth. I come here to reflect. To remember."
>It turns to you
>U: "Or to find those in need."
>A: "Who do you think is in need around here? Besides the entirety of the working class?"
>U: "I will know when I find them. Or when they call to me."
>A: "Huh...so you're not a part of some great plot to lure me out of my house and steal my magic?"
>U: "No."
>A: "Are you a pooka?"
>U: "Do I look Irish?"
>A: "A spooka?"
>U: "You just made that up."
>Damn
>He's right
>A: "Why can I see you?"
>U: "Do you have eyes?"
>Your shekkles have been jangled by a talking horse
>Z: "Yoo...Yooni..."
>The Unicorn's attention is drawn to Zombina
>She's reaching toward it
>The Unicorn closes it's eyes and presses her hand atop it's head
>U: "You are both spirits of freedom. This one is even a maiden. Her soul is pure. Despite it's immeasurable pain."
>One eye opens, your reflection is in it
>U: "You are pure no longer...an anger seeped into the depths of your spirit long ago. Still. I sense no true wickedness in you. A great shadow hangs above your head. You are an island. A very lonely mountain on a great and barren field."
>The Unicorn stands
>Zombina's fingers look odd now
>Less dead
>U: "So I will speak with you. Linger for a time."

what ask?

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/31/17(Wed)19:50:42 No.1521808

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/31/17(Wed)19:50:42 No.1521808

>>1521800
"Yo can I ride you?"

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)19:51:30 No.1521812

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)19:51:30 No.1521812

>>1521800
Fuck man...

First off, offer an apple or a snack or some shit. Maybe he'll stay longer to chat if we sweeten the deal.

As for questions... Fuck, I don't know. Say we're only doing what seems right.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)19:51:43 No.1521814

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)19:51:43 No.1521814

>>1521800
"What you know about spellcasting?"

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)19:51:50 No.1521816

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)19:51:50 No.1521816

>>1521800
AM I A REPLICANT?
IS THIS A DREAM?

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/31/17(Wed)19:52:06 No.1521817

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/31/17(Wed)19:52:06 No.1521817

>>1521800
We should ask how to deal with that anger that takes hold of us.

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)19:52:30 No.1521819

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)19:52:30 No.1521819

>>1521800
What do you believe I am, can you show me how to find out?

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)19:52:43 No.1521821

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)19:52:43 No.1521821

>>1521812
>>1521812
Actually wait: Ask what he means by Zombina being a maiden.

Who the hell is she?

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/31/17(Wed)19:53:04 No.1521826

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/31/17(Wed)19:53:04 No.1521826

>>1521817
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)19:53:24 No.1521828

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)19:53:24 No.1521828

>>1521800
>"Oi, I am pure. A pure badass!"

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)19:53:28 No.1521829

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)19:53:28 No.1521829

>>1521800
"Uhhh....Is it racist if I offer you an apple?"
>If the answer is no, scissors into the kitchen and offer an apple.

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)19:53:32 No.1521831

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)19:53:32 No.1521831

>>1521812
Also this
Everyone likes snack

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)19:54:26 No.1521832

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)19:54:26 No.1521832

>>1521817
It's called control. Something we lack. Because we've feared our anger a bit recently.

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/31/17(Wed)19:54:32 No.1521833

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/31/17(Wed)19:54:32 No.1521833

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>>1521800
"So, you're magic, right? And have been around as long as time? Can you, like, read this ancient book I have. Can you read at all?"

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/31/17(Wed)19:55:00 No.1521837

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/31/17(Wed)19:55:00 No.1521837

>>1521814
Well, it's an ancient being with access to magical knowledge we otherwise wouldn't know. Not much else to ask it. Supporting.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)19:55:31 No.1521838

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)19:55:31 No.1521838

>>1521833
THIS

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)19:55:52 No.1521840

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)19:55:52 No.1521840

>>1521833
I am..... OK with this.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)19:55:55 No.1521842

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)19:55:55 No.1521842

>>1521814
>>1521833
Switching my vote to this

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/31/17(Wed)19:56:44 No.1521843

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/31/17(Wed)19:56:44 No.1521843

>>1521800
>"Could you give me some advice on learning new spells?"
Teach a man to fish, and all.

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/31/17(Wed)19:56:59 No.1521845

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/31/17(Wed)19:56:59 No.1521845

>>1521829
>"Uhhh....Is it racist if I offer you an apple?"

If racism resulted in me getting free food then shit yeah I'd support racism.
Plus, stereotype foods (Watermelon, Cornbread, Fried chicken, Koolaid) are fucking delicious.

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
05/31/17(Wed)19:57:15 No.1521848

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 05/31/17(Wed)19:57:15 No.1521848

>>1521832
>We lack control because we are wary of our anger and the possibility of overreacting

hmmmm.jpg

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)19:58:22 No.1521854

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)19:58:22 No.1521854

>>1521800

>>1521816
I said this and want to change to
this
>>1521833

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)19:58:37 No.1521856

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)19:58:37 No.1521856

>>1521833
Shit, it's our only lead. Hekapoo couldn't read it, but knew it was some deep-ass shit.

Let's do this.

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
05/31/17(Wed)19:58:38 No.1521858

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 05/31/17(Wed)19:58:38 No.1521858

>>1521829
I'm down for offering food to it. It's not every day you see a unicorn.

Ask about the language of the book if it knows it ( may not as it's a resident of the dimension containing earth )

Ask about Susan/Zombina, if there's a way to bring her closer to life than we have currently.

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/31/17(Wed)19:58:44 No.1521859

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/31/17(Wed)19:58:44 No.1521859

>>1521848
Well if you've seen the discord, you've seen the hi-octane aspergers

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/31/17(Wed)19:58:45 No.1521860

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/31/17(Wed)19:58:45 No.1521860

"Is that anger something i should worry about?"

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/31/17(Wed)19:59:47 No.1521865

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/31/17(Wed)19:59:47 No.1521865

>>1521800
>>1521812
>>1521833
Getting behind these. Offer snacks. Ask about ancient book.

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)20:02:47 No.1521870

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)20:02:47 No.1521870

>>1521800
>The Unicorn closes it's eyes and presses her hand atop it's head
Wait isn't that a bit wrong?

>>1521829
Do this. Otherwise, ask her Susie and what unicorns seen in maidens.
OH. AND ASK IT WHAT DID IT MEANT WHEN IT ASKED US IF WE'RE OF AULD BLOOD.
>>1521865
I don't think showing a thing as dark as THE BOOK be a good idea to bring up to a unicorn.
~~Specially since it might be old enough to know about it.~~

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
05/31/17(Wed)20:04:48 No.1521878

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 05/31/17(Wed)20:04:48 No.1521878

>>1521870
I mean it's a journal.
If we can find a picture of a cake or something, we could show it that page.

I'm still pretty iffy showing a unicorn a dark artifact.

I'm more for asking about AULD blood and Zombina.

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
05/31/17(Wed)20:05:02 No.1521880

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 05/31/17(Wed)20:05:02 No.1521880

>>1521800
You can't like make Zombina alive again right? Or.. you know Less dead?

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)20:19:53 No.1521935

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)20:19:53 No.1521935

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>>1521812
>>1521833
>>1521831
>>1521854

>You're posessed with a lot of questions
>Concerns
>You know good and well about your temper
>It's made you stronger
>Made you reckless
>Cost you some very important things
>Still, it isn't your concern
>A: "You're one of like...three magical creatures that didn't try to eat me within the first five minutes of meeting each other. Do you...have a name?"
>U: "Not one I could describe. My people have no spoken language. We speak through the wind and light. We run across the stars to leave messages for the future."
>A: "I-...hold up."
>You scissor off to your kitchen
>Snatch up a few scraps of food
>Some cheese
>An apple
>Some poptarts
>Those are for you
>SHRRRIIIP!
>A: "Ok so stop me if this gets a little racist-ey-ish but I figured you might be hungr-"
>Zombina is on the magic horse
>Z: "YooCORn!"
>The Unicorn brays into the stars
>They seem to brighten as it does so
>A: "Aw! Aw cmon!"
>U: "You took a while. We became bored."
>A: "Oh, so my precious toddler corpse daughter/servant gets an impulse ride and I don't? I'm never gonna be a Disney Princess at this rate."
>U: "Not with that attitude."
>A: "Here. Eat the earth-fruit you friggin' celestial cunt."
>The Unicorn stares at you for a moment
>Then levitates the apple using it's horn
>A: "You can do magic?"
>U: "No..."
>CRUNCH
>U: "I am magic."
>It only takes a moment for you to realize what you want to say
>A: "Can you read this!?"
>From the depths of your karate pants you pull ~~THE BOOK~~
>It's cover is warm
>You never really leave it unattended still
>The Unicorn opens the pages gently
>U: "Something...powerful gave you this."
>A: "Y-yeah...she was important to me too."
>U: "Was she?"
>A: "Well I-...I didn't know her long but she made all the difference in the world to me. She taught me magic. Told me I could be something great."
>The book comes to rest in your hands
>U: "I can read your book, Anonymous."
>A: "Really!? Please. What does it say!? How do I get Luna back!?"
>The stare you get back for your question makes your gut sink
>U: "I am sorry...but telling you what the book says would endanger this world. The magic within is forged from a white-hot hatred for..."
>A: "Everything."
>U: "Yes."

cont

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)20:21:13 No.1521945

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)20:21:13 No.1521945

>>1521935
>>1521935

>It's true
>Luna hated her world
>The whole Universe
>A: "N-not of all it's bad! Look!"
>You show the Unicorn your power of fire
>U: "Laser like focus. Burning passion."
>You raise some nearby rats for a tapdance
>U: "Immutable Willpower."
>Then you look up at Zombina
>Z: "Mastha?"
>A: "Are you cold?"
>Z: "Buh?"
>A: "You're shaking...and still in that dumb crop-top."
>Z: "Neauh-uh."
>A: "You ok up there?"
>Z: "Yesh."
>She hugs the Unicorn's neck
>You're seeing the holes in her face seal up by the second
>Her dirt doesn't even rub off on the creature's fur
>U: "Hm...very well."
>The book floats back up
>U: "Not all of you has succumb to this destructive power. You have at least a grain of compassion in you."
>The book floats back down, open to a series of inscrutable symbols
>U: "I will read you one."
>A: "Just one?"
>U: "Only one."

CHOOSE

>Presence of the King
(Master the Use of Awe and Fear)

>Starwalk
(Move without the Chains of gravity)

>Take the Strings
(WILL attack against enemy minds. If they lose, they are yours to command)

CHOOSE

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)20:23:00 No.1521957

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:00 No.1521957

PRESENCE OF THE KING

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)20:23:09 No.1521959

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:09 No.1521959

>>1521945
>Take the strings
Awe and fear seem like something we can learn by ourselves, given what happened in the football game

Anonymous (ID: 94PimT+k)
05/31/17(Wed)20:23:30 No.1521961

Anonymous (ID: 94PimT+k) 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:30 No.1521961

>>1521945
>Presence of the King
Is gud to be the king baby. Plus a King has to be just and compassionate or else his people will suffer, just like a King must be wise and use EXTREME violence on those that would threaten his people.

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/31/17(Wed)20:23:40 No.1521964

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:40 No.1521964

>>1521945
>Take the Strings
(WILL attack against enemy minds. If they lose, they are yours to command)

Mind controlling girls and making them do sex stuff on us?
Very nice. I support.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)20:23:43 No.1521965

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:43 No.1521965

>>1521945
TAKE THE STRINGS!

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/31/17(Wed)20:23:44 No.1521966

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:44 No.1521966

>>1521945
>KING
Strike fear into their hearts!

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/31/17(Wed)20:23:51 No.1521967

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/31/17(Wed)20:23:51 No.1521967

>>1521945
>>Presence of the King

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)20:24:06 No.1521970

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)20:24:06 No.1521970

>>1521945
>Starwalk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYRfBISyu9o

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)20:24:07 No.1521971

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)20:24:07 No.1521971

>>1521945
Can we not choose the ritual that can bring her back?

Anyway, can you describe the Presence of the King in more detail? I'm really digging TAKE THE STRINGS, especially with our high will, but I want to know more about that ability just in case.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)20:24:08 No.1521972

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)20:24:08 No.1521972

>>1521945
STAR WALK
STAR WALK
STAR WALK

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn)
05/31/17(Wed)20:24:36 No.1521974

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn) 05/31/17(Wed)20:24:36 No.1521974

>>1521945
>take the strings

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/31/17(Wed)20:25:35 No.1521977

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/31/17(Wed)20:25:35 No.1521977

>>1521945
Take the strings

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/31/17(Wed)20:25:43 No.1521978

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/31/17(Wed)20:25:43 No.1521978

>>1521945
>Take the Strings
(WILL attack against enemy minds. If they lose, they are yours to command)
Be one, with Yuri.

Anonymous (ID: TVIdcq29)
05/31/17(Wed)20:25:46 No.1521979

Anonymous (ID: TVIdcq29) 05/31/17(Wed)20:25:46 No.1521979

Presence of the king.

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/31/17(Wed)20:26:23 No.1521982

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/31/17(Wed)20:26:23 No.1521982

>>1521945
Starwalk.

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/31/17(Wed)20:26:52 No.1521985

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/31/17(Wed)20:26:52 No.1521985

>>1521945
Starwalk

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
05/31/17(Wed)20:27:21 No.1521990

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 05/31/17(Wed)20:27:21 No.1521990

>>1521945
>Take the Strings

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
05/31/17(Wed)20:27:24 No.1521991

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 05/31/17(Wed)20:27:24 No.1521991

>>1521945
Star walk

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
05/31/17(Wed)20:28:25 No.1521998

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 05/31/17(Wed)20:28:25 No.1521998

>>1521945
wait, can Star Walk be cast on targets other than ourselves?
It's important, as it'd make others more capable. Like susan.

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/31/17(Wed)20:28:30 No.1521999

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>>1521945
>>Take the Strings
>Do this against Drake.
>Beasts and animals most definitely have weak will and we have a lot.
>Easy shit to pull off.
>Command it to stay still while we murder it for its scales.
Progress boys. Lets do this.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)20:29:21 No.1522003

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>>1521970
>>1521972
>>1521982
>>1521985
>>1521991
>>1521998
WE MUST FLY.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)20:29:41 No.1522005

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)20:29:41 No.1522005

>>1521999
HELL YEAH

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
05/31/17(Wed)20:30:14 No.1522007

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 05/31/17(Wed)20:30:14 No.1522007

>>1521999
>A dragon is weak willed
EEEhhhhhh

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/31/17(Wed)20:31:54 No.1522016

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/31/17(Wed)20:31:54 No.1522016

>>1521945
>Presence of the King

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)20:32:02 No.1522017

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)20:32:02 No.1522017

>>1522007
it's a drake

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)20:32:16 No.1522018

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)20:32:16 No.1522018

>>1522007
Not a dragon, a drake.
It's like humans and apes

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)20:33:14 No.1522022

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)20:33:14 No.1522022

>>1521945
>>1521970
>>1522003
Fucking fine. Since everyone's being a fag for Take The Strings, I vote Presence of the King instead.

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)20:33:17 No.1522023

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)20:33:17 No.1522023

OK boys, let's look at this objectively:

>PRESENCE OF THE KING

What exactly does that mean? Can we dominate others through awe and their own fear? Can we become a straight-faced, badass motherfucker that can dominate people just by our presence alone? Not much detail here.

>STARWALK

We can fucking fly about like Peter Pan. Mobility wouldn't be a problem at all. Fuck, we can rain death from above if we so pleased and stay out of harms way. Very good defensive ability.

>TAKE THE STRINGS

Exactly what it says on the tin. A damn powerful ability that can make or break fights, especially against groups. Say an army.

What should we gun for?

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
05/31/17(Wed)20:34:39 No.1522027

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 05/31/17(Wed)20:34:39 No.1522027

>>1521945
>Presence of the King

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/31/17(Wed)20:35:32 No.1522032

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/31/17(Wed)20:35:32 No.1522032

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9)
05/31/17(Wed)20:35:48 No.1522033

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9) 05/31/17(Wed)20:35:48 No.1522033

STARWALK

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/31/17(Wed)20:36:01 No.1522036

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/31/17(Wed)20:36:01 No.1522036

>>1522023
>PRESENCE OF THE KING
we already saw what happens at the game.

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)20:36:27 No.1522037

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)20:36:27 No.1522037

>>1522023
I believe >PRESENCE OF THE KING can also be used positively to influence allies with courage or convince people through words and our powerful aura.

Basically a CHA spell.

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/31/17(Wed)20:36:44 No.1522040

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/31/17(Wed)20:36:44 No.1522040

>>1521945
Starwalk.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)20:37:17 No.1522042

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)20:37:17 No.1522042

>>1521935
>>1521945
Well now that everyone's voting for PotK, I return my vote to Starwalk.

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)20:37:57 No.1522043

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)20:37:57 No.1522043

>>1521971
PRESENCE OF THE KING

Is a two sided power. You can place allies into the "Inspired" Buff and enemies into the "Feared" debuff. This will affect Anon's powers in various ways.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)20:39:13 No.1522047

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)20:39:13 No.1522047

guys, think about it.
if we can fly, we can do super hero stuff.

We can't fly with the manta cloak, and we can't use the scissors reliably in combat.

we could get the upper hand EVERYWHERE with Starwalk
we could actually rain death from above

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/31/17(Wed)20:39:25 No.1522048

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/31/17(Wed)20:39:25 No.1522048

>>1522043
Ok well nevermind
Changing mine to Strings

Anonymous (ID: 0IUIPa2R)
05/31/17(Wed)20:39:38 No.1522049

Anonymous (ID: 0IUIPa2R) 05/31/17(Wed)20:39:38 No.1522049

STRINGS

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
05/31/17(Wed)20:40:17 No.1522052

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 05/31/17(Wed)20:40:17 No.1522052

>>1522043
Is starwalk only self-cast, or can we cast on others? Can we expand the AoE so others can fly with us?

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)20:40:28 No.1522053

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)20:40:28 No.1522053

CHANGING MY VOTE FOR ASTAR WALK

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/31/17(Wed)20:40:34 No.1522055

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/31/17(Wed)20:40:34 No.1522055

>>1521967
Changeing my vote to
>Take the Strings

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V)
05/31/17(Wed)20:40:49 No.1522058

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V) 05/31/17(Wed)20:40:49 No.1522058

>>1521945
>STARWALK

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
05/31/17(Wed)20:41:11 No.1522059

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 05/31/17(Wed)20:41:11 No.1522059

>>1521945
Take the Strings. I think in time, we'll get PotK on our own terms.

Anonymous (ID: TVIdcq29)
05/31/17(Wed)20:41:23 No.1522060

Anonymous (ID: TVIdcq29) 05/31/17(Wed)20:41:23 No.1522060

switch to star walk.

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)20:41:30 No.1522061

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)20:41:30 No.1522061

>>1522043
Can Starwalk be cast on allies plus yourself?

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)20:42:21 No.1522065

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)20:42:21 No.1522065

>>1522043
Thanks pal.

>>1521971
Voting for Presence of the King

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/31/17(Wed)20:42:48 No.1522067

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/31/17(Wed)20:42:48 No.1522067

>>1522048
Im sorry change it to Starwalk
I keep misreading what these powers do.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)20:43:05 No.1522070

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)20:43:05 No.1522070

GUYS REALLY IMPORTANT:
Since we felt a proto-Presence of the King at the football game it stands to reason that participating in football games can teach us Presence of the King. Since we can learn it ourselves, we should pick Starwalk or Take the Strings instead

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)20:44:00 No.1522075

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)20:44:00 No.1522075

>>1521945
>Presence of the King
McMoot Empire here we come!

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)20:45:35 No.1522084

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)20:45:35 No.1522084

>>1521945
>>1521945
Starwalk OR Presence of King.

Whatever has more votes.

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
05/31/17(Wed)20:46:06 No.1522088

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 05/31/17(Wed)20:46:06 No.1522088

>>1522084
What he said

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
05/31/17(Wed)20:46:30 No.1522090

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 05/31/17(Wed)20:46:30 No.1522090

>Already started doing Presence of the king stuff
>Star walk makes our cloak useless.

Okay.

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/31/17(Wed)20:46:47 No.1522092

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/31/17(Wed)20:46:47 No.1522092

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I hope someone gets really upset about their choice not winning, and complains about bad taste / rigging / samefagging / stupid anons / grapes being too sour.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)20:47:23 No.1522093

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)20:47:23 No.1522093

>>1522092
that's going to happen anyway

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)20:47:46 No.1522097

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)20:47:46 No.1522097

>>1522090
This

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/31/17(Wed)20:47:58 No.1522100

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/31/17(Wed)20:47:58 No.1522100

>>1521945
>Presence of the King

Raise army of undead, buff, debuff, win.

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
05/31/17(Wed)20:48:40 No.1522107

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 05/31/17(Wed)20:48:40 No.1522107

>>1521945
Same for me.
>>1522084

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn)
05/31/17(Wed)20:48:45 No.1522108

Anonymous (ID: cPmDOcrn) 05/31/17(Wed)20:48:45 No.1522108

>>1521945
>Take the Strings

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)20:49:26 No.1522112

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)20:49:26 No.1522112

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Time, my friends.

To COUNT
THE
VOTES!

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/31/17(Wed)21:10:52 No.1522199

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/31/17(Wed)21:10:52 No.1522199

>>1522112
This counting sure is thorough.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)21:11:44 No.1522203

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)21:11:44 No.1522203

>>1522199
the most thorough counting in /qst/

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)21:19:26 No.1522243

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)21:19:26 No.1522243

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THE VOTES
(Oh and please link your old vote when you change your mind. It's a hassle to scroll up and find ips)

>Presence of the King
9 votes

>Starwalk
15 votes

>Take the strings
13 votes

THE PATH IS DECIDED

>A: "Can I fly with this?"
>U: "You don't have wings but gravity will not be able to hold you."
>A: "I have this cloak!"
>U: "The skin of an Eternian Manta. How grisly to wear the fur or scales of another thing."
>A: "Listen, pal I don't know who you think you are to judge me-"
>U: "I am a millions of years old talking Horse with a bone sword coming out of it's head."
>A: "Oh yeah well I can eat like seven gas station burritos without getting sick."
>U: "Impossible."
>Z: "Naoh. Eh true. Mashta commit war crimes upon Burritos."
>You give the Unicorn your patented smug look
>U: "Is this the face of the destiny?"
>A: "It ain't the ass."
>U: "Oh no, you're definitely the ass."
>A: "Hey!"
>CRRRRRAAAACCKKLES ZAAAP!
>You're flying
>Still flying
>That damn horse hit you with some kind of spell
>Your mind is rearranging
>Reforming
>Eventually you realize...
>A: "Hey."
>You're floating upwards on your own
>A: "That's pretty good!"

https://youtu.be/Nhy2aNEPshw

>The Unicorn rides upon the air beside you
>Zombina rides upon the Unicorn
>This is...actually pretty great
>The city stretches out beneath you
>A: "Whoa."
>You are Anonymous
>You can do a lot of pretty amazing
>So far, using them has made your life a hundred times better
>Nothing has compared to this
>Not to flight
>A: "How do I get down!?"
>U: "Simple. You fall!"
>The Unicorn waves his horn
>Light overtakes your head
>He's just taught you the off switch
>Down you go
>A: "AAH! AAAA!"
>You fool
>You've messed with the natural order
>Anon's don't fly
>Anon drop like rocks and crack their necks off like a pez dispenser
>U: "Use your pilfered wings, human."
>Oh right
>Your inventory
>With a flick your Housevator is open
>It takes a little finesse but after disappearing into the door...
>WHAM!
>You're out!
>Gliding upon the wings of your magic cloak!
>U: "You fly with the stars now, Mortal! Try to appreciate their majesty a little more."
>Z: "Masta! FUn! FUuuuunn!"
>U: "Where did get here? A cinnamon bun bakery?"

What say?
What do?

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/31/17(Wed)21:22:37 No.1522250

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/31/17(Wed)21:22:37 No.1522250

Does Starwalk also have the side effect of letting us walk all over Star?

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/31/17(Wed)21:23:45 No.1522256

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/31/17(Wed)21:23:45 No.1522256

>>1522243
Flight to the closest open bakery.
We gonna get something some cinna buns for our little sweet roll, and the Unicorn i guess.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)21:23:48 No.1522257

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)21:23:48 No.1522257

>>1522243
scream in joy and wonder like the child we are

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/31/17(Wed)21:23:50 No.1522258

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/31/17(Wed)21:23:50 No.1522258

>>1522243
Thanks! Now lets fly like Peter Pan!

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)21:24:22 No.1522263

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)21:24:22 No.1522263

>>1522243
Let's... enjoy this for a little bit. What CAN we say?

We could still ask if we're a replicant.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/31/17(Wed)21:24:27 No.1522264

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/31/17(Wed)21:24:27 No.1522264

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>>1522243
>Fuck, do you want a cinnamon bun? I'll buy it for you after giving me this!

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)21:25:15 No.1522266

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)21:25:15 No.1522266

>>1522243
>Fly like Peter Pan
>"Hell yeah, let's go to a cinnamon bun bakery!"
>>1522264
This too

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/31/17(Wed)21:25:17 No.1522267

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/31/17(Wed)21:25:17 No.1522267

>>1522243
"Are you down for a wager? I bet I can eat more gas station burritos than you."

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
05/31/17(Wed)21:26:00 No.1522274

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 05/31/17(Wed)21:26:00 No.1522274

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>>1522243
Let's make a breakaway and find a bakery. We'll fly back to them when we find one open at this hour.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)21:26:03 No.1522275

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)21:26:03 No.1522275

>>1522243
>"HOLY SHIT I'M FUCKING FLYING!"

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)21:28:37 No.1522291

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)21:28:37 No.1522291

>>1522243
>>1522266
Slight change:
>Fly like Canti

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)21:29:07 No.1522297

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)21:29:07 No.1522297

>>1522243
HELL YEAH, LET'S GET FUCKIN' CINNAMON BUNS

~~Tell us who Zombina is, Unicorn.~~

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
05/31/17(Wed)21:30:13 No.1522306

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 05/31/17(Wed)21:30:13 No.1522306

>>1522243
>"Hell yeah, let's go to a cinnamon bun bakery!"
>So.. is it intentional that Zombina is becoming less Dead or?
>>1522297
~~Someone moon murdered to consolidate her power on the throne.~~

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)21:30:25 No.1522307

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)21:30:25 No.1522307

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>>1522243 >>1522243
Ask it what it meant by asking if we were of Auld Blood.
Also if it's the only Unicorn in the world and everything about unicorns in legends. (does anon know about Warnicorns? What are they even?)
Also ask the unicorn and Zombina about herself.

~~Also Cinnamon buns.~~

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/31/17(Wed)21:30:33 No.1522308

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/31/17(Wed)21:30:33 No.1522308

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)21:33:18 No.1522325

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)21:33:18 No.1522325

>>1522243
>>1522266
>>1522291
While at it, might as well >>1522307

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)21:33:52 No.1522327

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)21:33:52 No.1522327

guys, we need to get a Dead of the Dead skull mask to go with our cape

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)21:34:50 No.1522335

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)21:34:50 No.1522335

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Now, we do good for the sake of good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78N2SP6JFaI

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)21:34:54 No.1522336

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)21:34:54 No.1522336

>>1522307
plus this, ask about auld blood

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)21:35:48 No.1522344

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)21:35:48 No.1522344

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>>1522306
~~If that were the case, then it'd have been a fast murder. Probably from behind, make sure she never saw it coming.~~

~~Otherwise, she wouldn't consider Moon her friend even now.~~

>>1522327
>Manta ray cape
>Super buff, pink-dough flesh arm
>Sugar skull mask
>A zombie servant
>And can fucking fly

I can dig it.

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/31/17(Wed)21:35:58 No.1522345

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/31/17(Wed)21:35:58 No.1522345

This is us, from this moment on.

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
05/31/17(Wed)21:38:31 No.1522359

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 05/31/17(Wed)21:38:31 No.1522359

>>1522344
But we're not a mexican right?

Burden (ID: ehkmd3gY)
05/31/17(Wed)21:39:45 No.1522366

Burden (ID: ehkmd3gY) 05/31/17(Wed)21:39:45 No.1522366

>DO A FLIP!

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
05/31/17(Wed)21:40:10 No.1522370

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 05/31/17(Wed)21:40:10 No.1522370

>>1522359
I think it was already established that we aren't a spic.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)21:41:21 No.1522376

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)21:41:21 No.1522376

>>1522370
that's why its so good, no one would think the masked man is anyone other than a spic

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)21:42:18 No.1522379

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)21:42:18 No.1522379

>>1522370
We never agreed upon what race anon is, let's put it to a vote.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)21:43:12 No.1522384

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)21:43:12 No.1522384

>>1522379
Hispanic

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
05/31/17(Wed)21:44:17 No.1522387

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 05/31/17(Wed)21:44:17 No.1522387

>>1522379
Asian.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/31/17(Wed)21:44:41 No.1522390

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/31/17(Wed)21:44:41 No.1522390

>>1522379

>>1389676
>Your walk home gets dodgy when a group of 20-somethings eye your backpack from their lawn
>When they do you shuffle your coat
>Instantly they find other things to do
>You're a white boy in a coat in the spring, in the hood
>Of course you're strapped

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)21:48:08 No.1522400

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>A: "I have so many questions!"
>U: "I know. It's a shame."
>A: "Why?"
>The Unicorn laughs
>The sounds of lapping waves and crumbling rubble echo behind it
>U: "There's another now."
>He runs beside you
>His mane is wrapping around Zombina's face and neck
>Z: "Ticklesh hehee!"
>U: "Because you are very powerful. Far too powerful for your own good. Power is not a privilege, it is a burden. Because you will have to live the consequences of your choices and no one without power like your will be able to understand them."
>He turns, flipping upside down for a moment
>A: "Could I please ask you something?"
>U: "A unicorn's greatest love is secrets. They are our most precious gift from any living thing. We keep them close and safe. What sorrow would you wish upon me?"
>A: "What?"
>U: "Revealing what I know is agony. It betrays the trust of those who gave the secret to me. In all my immortal life I have never went back on one of these promises. I ask that you do not burden me with such a wager."
>A: "Uh...what if it wasn't that deep?"
>U: "Deep?"
>A: "Serious, I mean. Uh- c'mon."
>Awkwardly you bring yourself down for a landing
>The Unicorn glides down across the street
>Where he lands, earthworms warp into butterflies with silver wings
>They sing once they take the air
>A: "Jesus you don't slow down with that do you?"
>U: "My aura is the result of my soul's presence. If it 'slowed down' it would mean something was terribly wrong with the universe."
>A: "How many times has it slowed down?"
>U: "Three in the past week."
>A: "Oh."
>You make a grand motion to the glowing sign behind you
>Your favorite junk food spot
>A: "Behold! Oh, mighty Pone. The wonderland of anypony-"
>U: "Do not say 'anypony' to me or I will dimensionally shift to the elemental plane of spaghetti to feel less awkward."
>A: "Shit, senpai aight."
>U: "That is not much better."
>Zombosa is cuddling the magical donkey-dude now
>Z: "Yoocorn..."
>A: "How about we just...talk."
>U: "Talk?"
>A: "I don't want to make you uncomfortable but this..."
>You float alittle
>A: "I gotta admit. This is pretty great."
>U: "Happy as a Roblin with twin blades."
>A: "Two knives would also be pretty great."
>U: "So?"
>A: "So I want to thank you! So I brought us here."
>The Unicorn looks up and reads the crude lit sign
>U: "Malty's...Sugar and Shishkabob. Deluxe burgers and Dogs with baked goods and Halal treats."
>A: "I'm not sure if they have a no horse policy but if you wait out here we could-"
>BRINGALINGAILING
>Fuck
>He just went in
>Clippety Clop comin into yoh house he just went INTO the store
>In a panic you throw Muscles forward, looking like a Super kind of dude as your one arm throws you in anti-gravity through the doors
>For some reason the clerk isn't freaking out
>Neither is the one dude browsing between the condoms and peanut butter
>Unicorn is just standing there, eyeing the menu
>U: "What do you recommend?"

WHAT ORDER?

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/31/17(Wed)21:48:41 No.1522402

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/31/17(Wed)21:48:41 No.1522402

>>1522379
Dude he's white.
We established years ago.
The only thing out for debate i think is what type of white is he.
I was thinking French/Spanish.

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
05/31/17(Wed)21:51:53 No.1522420

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 05/31/17(Wed)21:51:53 No.1522420

>>1522400
All the fucking kebabs!!!!

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)21:52:22 No.1522424

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)21:52:22 No.1522424

>>1522400
Get the horse kebab

alternatively, the hot dogs

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)21:52:26 No.1522425

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)21:52:26 No.1522425

>>1522400
We get a basket of falafels

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/31/17(Wed)21:52:42 No.1522428

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/31/17(Wed)21:52:42 No.1522428

>>1522400
Look at the menu first

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)21:53:24 No.1522434

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)21:53:24 No.1522434

>>1522400
Kebabs for you and Susie and the sweetest CONFECTIONERY TREAT this establishment offers.

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)21:54:03 No.1522438

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)21:54:03 No.1522438

>>1522400
Get the "Everything-On-A-Shishkabob". Also, ask how he's not making everybody freak the fuck out. Is it that "eyes on the inside" sorta thing where only few people can see his true form?

~~We goin' fantasy-Bloodborne, aren't we?~~

>>1522379
He's white, man.

If you want to go further than that, I guess he has heritage roots in Spain. However, after his ancestors moved to America, he became "American".

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)21:55:55 No.1522442

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)21:55:55 No.1522442

CINNAMON BUNS, THE REASON THAT WE CAME FOR.

DO NOT EAT HORSE MEAT IN FRONT OF PONYFAG!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/31/17(Wed)21:55:59 No.1522444

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/31/17(Wed)21:55:59 No.1522444

>>1522400
Get a kebab for you and Susan, and long with something sugary for the pone.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)21:57:55 No.1522455

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)21:57:55 No.1522455

>>1522400
>"Well, I might be a Deluxe Burger kinda guy, but if you asked me for recommendations, I'd probably recommend the Shishkabob."

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)21:59:50 No.1522462

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)21:59:50 No.1522462

Actually, we gotta ask the unicorn one very, VERY important question. One that will no doubt affect his life forever.

~~Does the Unicorn browse 3moe?~~

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)22:01:15 No.1522468

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)22:01:15 No.1522468

>>1522400
>>1522455
I support >>1522442

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/31/17(Wed)22:03:51 No.1522477

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/31/17(Wed)22:03:51 No.1522477

>>1522400
Let's get that round of cinnaBuns

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/31/17(Wed)22:03:53 No.1522478

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/31/17(Wed)22:03:53 No.1522478

>>1522442
The unicorn is magic. Not a horse

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)22:04:52 No.1522480

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)22:04:52 No.1522480

>>1522442
Fine. Only baked goods for now.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)22:05:53 No.1522484

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)22:05:53 No.1522484

Secret ~~DEMON~~ route! Order a raisin cinnabun for the unicorn!

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/31/17(Wed)22:06:22 No.1522487

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/31/17(Wed)22:06:22 No.1522487

>>1522400
Yooo get those little cinnamon bits they awesome

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
05/31/17(Wed)22:07:01 No.1522491

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 05/31/17(Wed)22:07:01 No.1522491

>>1522400
Supporting:
>>1522442

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/31/17(Wed)22:07:37 No.1522495

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/31/17(Wed)22:07:37 No.1522495

>>1522442
Supporting Cinnamon Buns

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)22:07:45 No.1522496

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)22:07:45 No.1522496

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>>1522484

Anonymous (ID: cXbgmSwR)
05/31/17(Wed)22:08:00 No.1522498

Anonymous (ID: cXbgmSwR) 05/31/17(Wed)22:08:00 No.1522498

Delicious cinnamon buns

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)22:09:08 No.1522504

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)22:09:08 No.1522504

>>1522400
>>1522455
>>1522468
While at it, might as well ask:
>"...Will I be seeing you again after tonight?"

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)22:10:07 No.1522509

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)22:10:07 No.1522509

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>The music in this place is super chill

https://youtu.be/Kp7eSUU9oy8?list=RDM3q_SchLR0I

>A: "Well, I'm kind of a...sample everything sort of guy."
>U: "I see."
>A: "How's about..."
>After a few minutes you're seated inside a booth
>In a dirty gas station fast-food joint
>At a table covered in middle-eastern/jewish/Pseudo American food
>With a Silent Unicorn and a smiling dead-girl
>Eating Cinnamon buns and drinking Mango Snapple
>The Snapple was Zombina's idea
>You bite down into your chicken tendie falafel and grunt
>A: "Mm. Nothing like bad food for a good night."
>U: "I have to admit...I like the Kebab."
>A: "Peter Cullen!"
>U: "What?"
>A: "Your voice! It's all silky and shit right? I just realized who you sound like!"
>You clap
>A: "Peter fucking Cullen, my dude you're Optimus Prime!"
>HorseDoesNotGetThatreference.jpeg
>Your zombie is holding his hoof like he's her new babysitter
>U: "I...thank you for this meal."
>A: "No prob."
>U: "I suppose a bit of an explanation is in order."
>A: "On what?"
>U: "Why the humans are not alarmed."
>A: "This one ain't."
>You point to yourself with a Halal corndog covered in pine nuts and cheese bits
>U: "Your humanity is in question."
>A: "I'll question yah damn neck integrity."
>U: "Please stop with the accent changes."
>A: "I can't help it! I've been raised in a melting pot of fucking cultural degredation!"
>Z: "U.S.A.!"
>Good girl
>Just like you taught her
>U: "Look at that mirror over there."
>You do so
>In it is you...
>Zombella
>...and a GORGEOUS looking man with waist length silver hair
>A: "Griffith!"
>U: "No. The man I choose to resemble is but an illusion."
>A: "Why can't I see it?"
>U: "Because your mind is a steel trap of willpower. It is simpler to reveal myself. Especially since evil only exists in small pockets of your soul. I trust you."
>A: "Huh."
>He trusts you
>Weird
>A: "Can you just...sense evil?"
>U: "Yes."
>A: "What's the most evil you've ever seen at once."
>U: "I looked at an episode of cable television once in the year 1984 and refuse to ever do so again."
>A: "Wise man."
>U: "Unicorn."
>A: "Whatever."

Now's your chance to maybe get some magical insight

>Ask about Zombina

>Ask about Mewni/Magical Realms

>Ask about ~~THE BOOK~~

>P.S.
That guy from the back is looking a little wiggy. You're not sure but it looks like he's fumbling with something in his coat.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/31/17(Wed)22:12:56 No.1522525

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/31/17(Wed)22:12:56 No.1522525

>>1522509
>That guy from the back is looking a little wiggy. You're not sure but it looks like he's fumbling with something in his coat.

Read his mind.

Also

>Ask about Zombina

Maybe we can get her a better body. One that doesn't smell.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/31/17(Wed)22:13:39 No.1522529

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/31/17(Wed)22:13:39 No.1522529

>>1522509
Ask about ~~THE HOLE and the world beyond~~

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)22:13:46 No.1522531

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)22:13:46 No.1522531

>>1522509
Ask Unicorn about the guy being wiggy.

Most likely he can't tell us much more about THE BOOK because he fears it, and what we can become through it.

For now, let's just ask about Zombina.

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
05/31/17(Wed)22:14:41 No.1522534

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 05/31/17(Wed)22:14:41 No.1522534

>>1522509
>Ask about THE BOOK

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)22:15:07 No.1522539

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)22:15:07 No.1522539

>>1522509
I support >>1522529
Also,
>Read that one guy's mind

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)22:15:20 No.1522541

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)22:15:20 No.1522541

>>1522509
read the dude's mind, the dude in the back.

Meanwhile, ask about Zombina

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)22:15:28 No.1522543

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)22:15:28 No.1522543

Mind read guy in back, get ready to rumble (one day quest, just one!),

Ask about book, the other count as others secretsTHAT BOOK IS OURS

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V)
05/31/17(Wed)22:16:25 No.1522549

Anonymous (ID: SeccT62V) 05/31/17(Wed)22:16:25 No.1522549

>>1522509
>Ask about THE BOOK
>Get a selfie with caption "Narwhals are lame, Unicorns are magic."

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)22:17:25 No.1522554

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)22:17:25 No.1522554

>>1522509
BOOOOOOOK!

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)22:17:27 No.1522555

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)22:17:27 No.1522555

>>1522509
>Zombina

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
05/31/17(Wed)22:17:51 No.1522559

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 05/31/17(Wed)22:17:51 No.1522559

>>1522549
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/31/17(Wed)22:19:22 No.1522568

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/31/17(Wed)22:19:22 No.1522568

>>1522549
Wouldn't selfie just show his human form?

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)22:19:23 No.1522569

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)22:19:23 No.1522569

>>1522509
>>1522539
Wait, no.
>Ask about ~~Dirt Bro~~

Anonymous (ID: cXbgmSwR)
05/31/17(Wed)22:21:51 No.1522583

Anonymous (ID: cXbgmSwR) 05/31/17(Wed)22:21:51 No.1522583

>>1522509
Ask about zombina

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)22:23:07 No.1522588

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)22:23:07 No.1522588

>>1522509
>Read the guy's mind.
Ask about Zombina.

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)22:24:34 No.1522595

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)22:24:34 No.1522595

>>1522543
Technically, this day we also fought Marco.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)22:24:48 No.1522596

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)22:24:48 No.1522596

>>1522509
>>1522539
>>1522569
Sorry I'm a VoteChangeFag.
>Read the suspicious guy's mind
>Ask about Zombina
>take the selfie, as is described in >>1522549

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)22:24:52 No.1522597

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)22:24:52 No.1522597

>>1522568
Yeah, but I think Hekapoo would see who he is. Maybe.

~~And it's a good way to route out whoever of our friends can truly see what's going on behind the curtain.~~

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)22:27:02 No.1522608

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)22:27:02 No.1522608

>>1522597
>>1522568
>>1522549
Yeah, pretty sure the photograph would only capture the illusion.

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
05/31/17(Wed)22:27:22 No.1522610

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 05/31/17(Wed)22:27:22 No.1522610

>>1522568
Just remember to ask permission when ya selfie him...does it make us look gay being in pic with handsome man?

Also,this unicorn is chill as fack. Thank god star isnt here...

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
05/31/17(Wed)22:31:57 No.1522627

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 05/31/17(Wed)22:31:57 No.1522627

>>1522509
>Ask about Zombina
Who is she and how do I upgrade her?

Given that we have a willpower bonus of +LOTS, I'm thinking we should probably start raising undead. 2 Flies to scout for us will have more value than +1 on a d20 for will.

But, aside from our existing zombie, what'd be worth raising? We'd probably wanna stick with Mediums since they can be stored in our pocket apartment, assuming we aren't going with a few random flies or spiders for scouting.

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)22:33:39 No.1522636

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)22:33:39 No.1522636

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Time to count!

What lore shall be revealed!?

What lies in that one guy's pants pocket that he can't stop fiddling with!?

IS CAPS LOCK CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL OR IS IT EMPHASIS FOR BAD WRITERS!?

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)22:34:03 No.1522639

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)22:34:03 No.1522639

Adding to take selfie!

Also this is me >>1522543

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
05/31/17(Wed)22:34:34 No.1522640

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 05/31/17(Wed)22:34:34 No.1522640

>>1522636
Is Zombina gonna be less dead? I enjoy her being less dead.

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/31/17(Wed)22:35:00 No.1522642

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/31/17(Wed)22:35:00 No.1522642

>>1522509
>Ask about Zombina
How do we do make her not shitty?
Both mentally and physically.
How do we upgrade her not better?

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)22:36:53 No.1522655

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)22:36:53 No.1522655

>>1522642
>>1522627
Fleshcrafting?

Come on, we know this.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)22:40:02 No.1522666

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)22:40:02 No.1522666

>>1522549
this

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/31/17(Wed)22:40:31 No.1522669

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/31/17(Wed)22:40:31 No.1522669

>>1522655
More insight into a craft we know couldn't hurt, we only know the minimum of what fleshcrafting can do.
We need to know how to fix her mind, how to make her a true undead so she won't leech off our Will forever.

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)23:00:44 No.1522738

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)23:00:44 No.1522738

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THE VOTES

>Ask about Susan
7 votes

>Ask about ~~THE BOOK~~
8 votes

>Ask about magical realms
1 vote

THE PATH IS DECIDED

>You put the book on the table between your hummus platter and pretzel hotdog
>U: "Your fascination with that relic of cosmic doom is frustrating."
>A: "It's the source of all my magical knowledge, dude can you blame me?"
>U: "Yes. Because you know not what forces you invite unto this world."
>A: "I invite mysef unto this world. Nobody else is going to mess with it while I'm around."
>U: "Heroic."
>A: "Don't disrespek me like dat."
>BRINGALING
>You see a shape lumber in
>Oh
>Swiggity Swooty
>It's that mysterious hulk-shape in the trench coat!
>You remember him from your first day with Psionic powers!
>He's still in that coat
>He's wet
>Probably just came out of the sewer
>The fiddly guy is losing it
>He's sweating
>Furiously digging into his groin
>A: "Ewww!"
>You read his thoughts despite being pretty sure he's just imagining sliding one into Jessica Alba on the rotisserie chicken booth
~~>Dude: "MISSION CONTROL! MISSION CONTROL! WE HAVE A CODE GREY! I REPEAT, CODE GREY! I'M AT THE INTERSECTION OF STRUTH AND BONZA I REPEAT! CODE GREY!~~
>Hm
>Shenanigans
>You also turn to the Trenchcoat behemoth
>???: "Fucking shitty water-ball planet with it's tunnel water. I just want a corndog and the bus is always late and..."
>Trenchdude slowly turns
>He's facing the public masturbator
>You get to experience something for the first time
>Overhearing a psychic conversation
>???: "Excuse me."
>D: "Uh..."
>???: "Is that a meglorfion Neural implant in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?"
>You go right back to Unibro and Zombina
>A: "We don't got much time all of a sudden, boys."
>U: "The maiden is a maiden."
>Z: "Mai-Un!"
>Zombina is tearing into a soft serve strawberry ice-cream with kosher sprinkles
>A: "Those dudes are about to go at it or we're gonna get Government gang raped or SOMETHING."
>Unicorn leans out.
>U: "I think not."
>A: "How can you know?"
>U: "Because the Celestials are flaying that human's mind. Gruesome."
>You look back
>Sure enough, the pants fiddler is a foamy seizure statistic on the ground
>Trenchbro is paying for his 11 corndogs and a large ginger soda with nickels
>A: "Aw, that's horrible."
>Trenchman is now targeted onto Anon and the Unibomber
>Which is probably not a good nickname for a benevolent magic horse-man
~~>???: "Da fuck ya'll monkeys lookin at?"~~
>U: "How aggressive."

What do?

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
05/31/17(Wed)23:04:37 No.1522751

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 05/31/17(Wed)23:04:37 No.1522751

>>1522738
Fly away?

We don't really have a reason to fight.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)23:05:15 No.1522756

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)23:05:15 No.1522756

>>1522738
telepatically "shit son, calm down, i'm just enjoying a meal with a unicorn and a zombie."

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)23:05:45 No.1522758

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)23:05:45 No.1522758

>>1522738
Ask about Susan and ignore trenchdude

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
05/31/17(Wed)23:05:48 No.1522759

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 05/31/17(Wed)23:05:48 No.1522759

>>1522738
"Nothing bro just thinking around, we cool if you're cool."

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/31/17(Wed)23:06:38 No.1522765

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/31/17(Wed)23:06:38 No.1522765

>>1522759
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/31/17(Wed)23:08:20 No.1522774

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/31/17(Wed)23:08:20 No.1522774

>>1522738
Time to go. If those MiB see Susan we might have some trouble.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
05/31/17(Wed)23:08:26 No.1522775

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 05/31/17(Wed)23:08:26 No.1522775

>>1522738

>>1522759
>>1522758
These two seem fine.

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
05/31/17(Wed)23:08:53 No.1522777

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 05/31/17(Wed)23:08:53 No.1522777

>>1522738

This>>1522759

Play it cool. Give em more soda or something.

Btw, we still havent get any info about Moon with zomboob

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
05/31/17(Wed)23:08:55 No.1522778

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 05/31/17(Wed)23:08:55 No.1522778

>>1522738
>>1522765
Changing support to >>1522774

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
05/31/17(Wed)23:10:06 No.1522782

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 05/31/17(Wed)23:10:06 No.1522782

>>1522738
Supporting:
>>1522759
and ask if he's stranded on earth. If so offer him a portal home.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)23:10:36 No.1522784

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)23:10:36 No.1522784

>>1522782
this sounds good

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
05/31/17(Wed)23:12:00 No.1522788

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 05/31/17(Wed)23:12:00 No.1522788

>>1522738
let's just get back to our conversation about THE BOOK

jeez, get the pone to answer a question already

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0)
05/31/17(Wed)23:12:21 No.1522791

Anonymous (ID: 3pgRRRJ0) 05/31/17(Wed)23:12:21 No.1522791

Wanna hang out sometime?

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi)
05/31/17(Wed)23:12:24 No.1522792

Anonymous (ID: +6OuZtIi) 05/31/17(Wed)23:12:24 No.1522792

>>1522738
Get away before the MiBs get to the scene

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
05/31/17(Wed)23:13:08 No.1522793

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 05/31/17(Wed)23:13:08 No.1522793

>>1522774
also take the dude's gun if he has one on him. put it in our housevator for safe keeping

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)23:13:39 No.1522796

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)23:13:39 No.1522796

>>1522774
This sounds nice.

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
05/31/17(Wed)23:14:26 No.1522799

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 05/31/17(Wed)23:14:26 No.1522799

>>1522738
NO WE'RE NOT GOING AWAY

WE'RE HAVING A NICE TIME FOR ONCE AND SOME SHANANIGANS ARE NOT GONNA RUIN IT.

Ask Unicorn what he thinks about the sewer guy.

Also WHAT THE FUCK IS A CELESTIAL

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)23:18:24 No.1522809

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)23:18:24 No.1522809

>>1522759
Yeah.

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/31/17(Wed)23:21:00 No.1522819

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/31/17(Wed)23:21:00 No.1522819

>>1522738
>"Who the fuck do you think your talking to?"

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
05/31/17(Wed)23:22:08 No.1522823

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 05/31/17(Wed)23:22:08 No.1522823

>>1522799
I think he means alien..

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)23:38:38 No.1522876

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)23:38:38 No.1522876

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>SSshhhhllluuurrrrrrrp!
>You smack your lips after getting a hefty gulp of your soda
>This isn't even weird for you
>Gender Politics
>That's weird
>This is some weird dude or...dudes? In a trench-coat being a dick
>Dicks ain't weird
>Not weird at all
>You think at the wobbly mess of cloth
>A: "I didn't see nuttin."
>???: "Damn straight."
>A: "You gonna eat that?"
>???: "The dude? Hell naw."
>Trenchman bends down and comes back up with the Fiddler's shoes
>???: "These Newbounds tho..."
>A: "Cool. Cya."
>???: "Later days, Ape-kid."
>He lumbers out
>You turn
>Unicorn is playing peek-a-boo with your zombie by covering her one eye with his hoof and then pulling it away
>She is loving life
>Fuck this is giving the beetus
>You pull up your phone
>A: "Hokay so. I gotta ask. Is it cool to take pictures of you?"
>U: "Would you sell them?"
>A: "If I wanted money I could get it plenty of other ways than dealing with tabloids."
>U: "Hm...very well."
>You jump up on the table and give it your best 'It's ya boi' pose
>Caclik!
>You end up with a picture of you
>A smiling Zombola and...
>HOO
>HOOOOOO that is a pretty man
>Many likes when you caption it with
>"Wassup weird world it's yaboiz eatin' Shallome Fuck Narwhals be extinct by 2020 I roll wit dem Horse swingers."
>It's wordy
>Still effective when you douse it in emojis
>A: "Hokay so..."
>You chuckle as you flop back into your chair
>A: "Why do you keep my Zombie a maiden?"
>Zombina is gently chewing Unicorn's mane
>He doesn't seem to mind
>U: "It means she is pure."
>A: "I get that but like why a maiden? What is she royalty?"
>U: "No. She is untouched. A virgin."
>A: "O-oh..."
>Your zombie girl died a virgin
>Sounds like a look into your future
>A: "Is that why you'll talk to me?"
>U: "No."
>A: "Oh, ok."
>U: "You are a nexus of extra-dimensional energy."
>He nods to your book
>U: "The threads of destiny are intertwined with that artifact to sightly it is as if the realm itself is being twisted by it's presence."
>A: "Well supposedly Luna wrote it...Luna and some guy named..."
>You flip to the first couple of pages
>A: "Glossaryck."
>U: "Ahh Glossaryck. I know of him."
>A: "You do!?"
>U: "Indeed. He is immensely wise and powerful."
>A: "Would he know how to read this book!? Could he help me get my gem from the dead world Luna came from!?"
>U: "I cannot speak for him but I -do- know he is in this dimension. Should you seek him out and gain his favor I am certain he would help one in need...unless it did not suit him."
>A: "Where do I find him?"
>U: "hmmm..."
>Unicorn closes his eyes
>For a moment, his horn becomes a supernova of light
>He vanishes
>fffFFFWAMaWOP!
>He returns
>All 1200 pounds of his horse ass
>Lightning strikes inside the Gas Station
>His eyes glow
>U: "SEEK THE ONE THAT FATE DESIRES! BREAK APART YOUR HATE AND IRES! HE WHO KNOWS OF ALL UNSEEN ADVISES NOW THE FUTURE QUEEN!"
>A: "Future Queen!?"
>You shout
>A: "You mean he's somewhere with a Prince-"
>Oh
>Oh no
>U: "Oh yes."

cont

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym)
05/31/17(Wed)23:53:40 No.1522929

Quest (ID: ufDwjpym) 05/31/17(Wed)23:53:40 No.1522929

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>>1522876
>>1522876

NEW HEADBOOK NOTIFICATION

>Star Butterfly has liked your most recent photo
>Star Butterfly commented on your Photo
>St: "Liked for pretty Zombie girl Unliked for Narwhal hate (they r bootiful chub-mermaids) and LIKED AGAIN FOR MAH GURRRRL

>NEW FRIEND REQUEST
>PP_H
>It's a profile pic of a floating unicorn head

>PP_H has commented on your photo
>PH: dayum who's that stud meat? @StarBee gurl you always givin' me that quality time material to come back to

>You are Anonymous
>You've made another new friend
>Somehow
>Possibly two if you're interested in disembodied magic heads
>Possibly three...
>If you'll talk
>To Star Fucking Butterfly
>A: "Why me?"
>Unicorn crunches a popsicle in half
>CRRUNCH
>U: "Why not?"
>That's when the door kicks in and seven guys in black secure the area with huge pistols
>They didn't even see you guys
>Unicorn casted two spells you already know you want to learn
>U: "With no trace!"
>Making you totally invisible
>U: "Dimension Gate!"
>Which took you to a whole new realm
>U: "I must go now. My people need me."
>A: "Will I ever see you again?"
>U: "Perhaps. No two men have ever seen the same Unicorn...we live long and have many travels."
>A: "You got instagram?"
>U: "..."
>A: "Cause you'd do numbers on instagram."
>U: "...goodbye, Anonymous."
>A: "Goodbye, Exposition Horse."

>Later that night as you settled back into bed you got another notification

NEW FRIEND REQUEST

>Alabaster Demecles has sent you a friend request
>It's the Unicorn
>He has a fan page
>Damn
>He does numbers just like you thought

SESSION END

Anonymous has gained a new spell!

>STARWALK
Which makes him immune to the effects of gravity while active!

>With focus he can hover in place
>He can ascend as fast as he can jump/push off other objects
>He is weightless while STARWALK is active
>All other laws of physics still apply

NEXT SESSION TOMORROW AT 6:30 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME

GRAB YOUR GLOCKS
PREPARE YOUR COCKS
IT'S TIME TO PUSH ALONG THE MAIN FUGGIN' PLOT

If you so choose...

>The Drake
>Or the Eyes of the Skull Lord

JOIN THE DISCORD TO MERGE WITH ANON'S SUBCONSCIOUS

https://discord.gg/x25nASh

FOLLOW THE TWITTER FOR ART AND ANNOUNCEMENT POSTS

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest

Thanks for playing

bless

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
05/31/17(Wed)23:56:22 No.1522935

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 05/31/17(Wed)23:56:22 No.1522935

>>1522929
DRAKE DRAKE DRAKE

Anonymous (ID: 1m7rWa8e)
05/31/17(Wed)23:57:08 No.1522938

Anonymous (ID: 1m7rWa8e) 05/31/17(Wed)23:57:08 No.1522938

EYES OF THE SKULL LORD
ACCEPT THE STAR

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
05/31/17(Wed)23:57:28 No.1522940

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 05/31/17(Wed)23:57:28 No.1522940

>>1522929
>The Drake
LETS FINALLY DO THIS

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
05/31/17(Wed)23:58:12 No.1522944

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 05/31/17(Wed)23:58:12 No.1522944

>>1522929
>NEW FRIEND REQUEST
>PP_H
>It's a profile pic of a floating unicorn head
>PP_H has commented on your photo
>PH: dayum who's that stud meat? @StarBee gurl you always givin' me that quality time material to come back to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
05/31/17(Wed)23:58:39 No.1522946

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 05/31/17(Wed)23:58:39 No.1522946

>>1522929
Bless indeed brother.

>The Drake
We are going on Drakes just as planned...we get get more info of drake from visiting Star and getting to know Glossy. We can even friends with Marco too if possible.

3 birds in a row...if only hate-boner Anons aint ruinin things

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
05/31/17(Wed)23:59:59 No.1522953

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 05/31/17(Wed)23:59:59 No.1522953

>>1522929
Time to skin a cat. Or a drake, either works.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)00:01:36 No.1522966

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)00:01:36 No.1522966

>>1522946
>We can even friends with Marco too if possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)00:01:44 No.1522969

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)00:01:44 No.1522969

>>1522929
Thanks for running, Quest. Having a blast.

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
06/01/17(Thu)00:02:47 No.1522972

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 06/01/17(Thu)00:02:47 No.1522972

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>>1522929
Bless. you glorious faggot.

Also, I'm up to put up with Star if it means we get to hang out with Glossaryck.
We go drake as we've been meaning to do.
Also
>NEW FRIEND REQUEST
>PP_H
>It's a profile pic of a floating unicorn head

No. Refuse that bitch, Goddamn, if we think Star's annoying then this bitch would cause us to have a nuclear meltdown to rival Chernobyl with her bullshit

???? (ID: cPmDOcrn)
06/01/17(Thu)00:03:59 No.1522980

???? (ID: cPmDOcrn) 06/01/17(Thu)00:03:59 No.1522980

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A-anon... That thing...
It' e-eyes hurt me...
I don't know if you c-can hear me...
Please don't let me starve anon.
I'm s-so hungry.
P-please don't let me starve.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/01/17(Thu)00:05:03 No.1522985

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/01/17(Thu)00:05:03 No.1522985

>>1522980
We should just hand you off to Griffith.

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/01/17(Thu)00:05:43 No.1522991

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/01/17(Thu)00:05:43 No.1522991

>>1522966
am getting that ~~secret Marco route~~ one way or the other
>>1522985
Just give em to thorn knight

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
06/01/17(Thu)00:14:32 No.1523025

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 06/01/17(Thu)00:14:32 No.1523025

>>1522980
Luna?

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)00:21:28 No.1523046

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)00:21:28 No.1523046

Now what I realized? Stealth might just be even easier now.

We can be ninjas and anti-gravity Anon onto the ceiling to hide.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)00:25:04 No.1523055

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)00:25:04 No.1523055

>>1522929
>The Drake

>Accept both requests
>Thank Ponyhead for helping Star help us a while back

And for Secret ~~cute~~ Path...
~~>Engage in petty debate with Star over how Unicorns are totally better than Narwhals~~

Anonymous (ID: 1m7rWa8e)
06/01/17(Thu)00:28:38 No.1523065

Anonymous (ID: 1m7rWa8e) 06/01/17(Thu)00:28:38 No.1523065

>>1523055
SUPPORT! !!!

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/01/17(Thu)00:29:29 No.1523067

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/01/17(Thu)00:29:29 No.1523067

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>>1523055
Support

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za)
06/01/17(Thu)00:31:04 No.1523071

Anonymous (ID: 368vz+Za) 06/01/17(Thu)00:31:04 No.1523071

>>1522929
Supporting:
>>1523055

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)00:34:58 No.1523081

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)00:34:58 No.1523081

>>1523055
>Cause discord between Star and Ponyhead as Star tries to claim Narwhales are better than unicorns
>Make it seem like an innocent comment when it was a purposeful attack to cause mayhem

I can dig this. Let's do it.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/01/17(Thu)00:37:12 No.1523092

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/01/17(Thu)00:37:12 No.1523092

>>1523055
>"If Narwhals are so great, then how come they never give me spells that let me defy gravity?"
>"Unicorns: 1 Narwhals: 0"

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/01/17(Thu)00:41:07 No.1523109

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/01/17(Thu)00:41:07 No.1523109

>>1523092
Burn of the lifetime.
Unicorns forever
Is Star going to be our insult bud or something?

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
06/01/17(Thu)00:49:43 No.1523141

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 06/01/17(Thu)00:49:43 No.1523141

>>1523092
THIS!!!!

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)00:55:50 No.1523158

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)00:55:50 No.1523158

>>1523055
supportan

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
06/01/17(Thu)00:59:37 No.1523176

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 06/01/17(Thu)00:59:37 No.1523176

>>1523055
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: 94PimT+k)
06/01/17(Thu)01:02:09 No.1523183

Anonymous (ID: 94PimT+k) 06/01/17(Thu)01:02:09 No.1523183

>>1522972
I want to see the meltdown tho

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/01/17(Thu)01:07:04 No.1523195

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/01/17(Thu)01:07:04 No.1523195

>>1522929
Thanks for running Quest!
Lets go kill that motherfucking drake once and for all and accept ponyhead's request because beggars can't be choosers.

Anonymous (ID: J5tsONvv)
06/01/17(Thu)01:25:00 No.1523250

Anonymous (ID: J5tsONvv) 06/01/17(Thu)01:25:00 No.1523250

>>1523092
Voting this. I am ok with star being magic rival. The ultimate cuck would be to befriend star and leave Marco out.

Anonymous (ID: SNODY22E)
06/01/17(Thu)01:29:24 No.1523262

Anonymous (ID: SNODY22E) 06/01/17(Thu)01:29:24 No.1523262

>>1523055
This gets my total support!

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/01/17(Thu)01:34:38 No.1523275

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/01/17(Thu)01:34:38 No.1523275

If we piss Star off enough with this debate, do you think she'll create a magic Narwhal in an attempt to get back at us?

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)01:48:00 No.1523319

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)01:48:00 No.1523319

>>1522929
>>1523055
I'd also add a ~~cute~~ tidbit where Anon changes his ringtone to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX9IRXIF5Ak but that would require some half-assed excuse, as I naturally cannot imagine Anon having any incentive to do this.
~~but i mean come on, it'd be cute of Anon to have a Narwhal-based ringtone while Star has a Unicorn-based one~~
~~So uh. I'm open for excuse suggestions.~~

Also, I support >>1523092

Anonymous (ID: cXbgmSwR)
06/01/17(Thu)01:50:05 No.1523321

Anonymous (ID: cXbgmSwR) 06/01/17(Thu)01:50:05 No.1523321

>>1522929
Let's tear that drake a new one

Anonymous (ID: 1m7rWa8e)
06/01/17(Thu)02:19:20 No.1523380

Anonymous (ID: 1m7rWa8e) 06/01/17(Thu)02:19:20 No.1523380

>>1523319
But that's Marcos phone, star just borrowed it, Marco was the one who put the ringtone, it's meant to be ironic, yeah right PONYFAG Marco

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9)
06/01/17(Thu)03:23:56 No.1523472

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9) 06/01/17(Thu)03:23:56 No.1523472

>>1523055
I SUPPORT CUTENESS

"Listen butterface ,unicorns are ancient beings made of the purest magic ,narwhals are just fatass blubberbuts "

Anonymous (ID: LeBCIEiv)
06/01/17(Thu)08:09:56 No.1523710

Anonymous (ID: LeBCIEiv) 06/01/17(Thu)08:09:56 No.1523710

>>1522980
is that a eye or a virgina?

Anonymous (ID: LeBCIEiv)
06/01/17(Thu)08:15:11 No.1523712

Anonymous (ID: LeBCIEiv) 06/01/17(Thu)08:15:11 No.1523712

>>1523055
supporting and lets start a war and hurt there freindship by saying that unicorns are better REALEASE THE HATE THE SPAGGETI THE PASTA AND FACTS ABOUTH THEM THAT SAY WHY THEY SUCK AND ARE GOING TO DIE OUT

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
06/01/17(Thu)09:47:13 No.1523787

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 06/01/17(Thu)09:47:13 No.1523787

>>1522929
>>1523055
>>1523092
Goddamn it, I just gotta get behind this.

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/01/17(Thu)13:08:10 No.1524130

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/01/17(Thu)13:08:10 No.1524130

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atxUuldUcfI

This song remind me of this quest's Jackie and Anon's relationship with her

Anonymous (ID: i8wNmG/9)
06/01/17(Thu)13:32:54 No.1524152

Anonymous (ID: i8wNmG/9) 06/01/17(Thu)13:32:54 No.1524152

>>1522929
Fun Fact time:
Janna is no longer an Ally on the Ally list. We should probably do something about it. Possibly urgently.

https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N

Anonymous (ID: sxBTRtbv)
06/01/17(Thu)13:42:55 No.1524168

Anonymous (ID: sxBTRtbv) 06/01/17(Thu)13:42:55 No.1524168

>>1522929
>the Eyes of the Skull Lord

>>1524152
Oh actually fuck
That's bad
Girl needs hugs

Anonymous (ID: nFphgqZ3)
06/01/17(Thu)14:11:16 No.1524200

Anonymous (ID: nFphgqZ3) 06/01/17(Thu)14:11:16 No.1524200

>>1524152
Good riddance. Janna is shit.

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/01/17(Thu)14:12:33 No.1524202

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/01/17(Thu)14:12:33 No.1524202

>>1524200
She's a fun temp minion tho

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/01/17(Thu)14:47:50 No.1524275

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/01/17(Thu)14:47:50 No.1524275

>>1524202
>Temporary
>Muthafucka I will fite u.

We're going to be the Darth to her Maul and help her learn all the magical shit so she can join us on our bizarre adventures. ~~Goddammit I WILL hold out on that harem route until it gets confirmed to be impossible IN THREAD~~
Janna's much too fun a character to just let fade away, and considering if she's actually really sick that just might be a possibility that I'd really hope doesn't come to pass.

Anonymous (ID: QKIEeXuh)
06/01/17(Thu)14:48:07 No.1524276

Anonymous (ID: QKIEeXuh) 06/01/17(Thu)14:48:07 No.1524276

>>1524200
That's her charm though. If she wasn't a trash gypsy, no one would love her.

Star's a full-on shit. She deserves all hate.

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
06/01/17(Thu)14:50:18 No.1524281

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 06/01/17(Thu)14:50:18 No.1524281

>>1524275
Wait, did Quest say no harem in Discord?

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/01/17(Thu)14:51:22 No.1524283

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/01/17(Thu)14:51:22 No.1524283

>>1524281
No, but I'm not in the discord as I am an Iowan and I know my kind is not wanted there.

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/01/17(Thu)14:52:17 No.1524286

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/01/17(Thu)14:52:17 No.1524286

>>1524283
>Iowan
what pokemon is that?

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
06/01/17(Thu)14:53:31 No.1524290

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 06/01/17(Thu)14:53:31 No.1524290

>>1524283
It doesn't matter where you come from, you are a brother of the true route.. the ~~harem~~ route

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/01/17(Thu)14:57:09 No.1524293

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/01/17(Thu)14:57:09 No.1524293

>>1524286
Ground/Normal with overall meh stats but a decent moveset. usually has Adaptability as their ability and my hidden one is ~~Role Play.~~

They usually look pretty meh art wise, though there's clearly worse designs out there.

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/01/17(Thu)15:02:37 No.1524302

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/01/17(Thu)15:02:37 No.1524302

>>1524293
>That hidden ability
By Jove...

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
06/01/17(Thu)15:06:00 No.1524309

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 06/01/17(Thu)15:06:00 No.1524309

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>>1524276
>If she wasn't a trash gypsy, no one would love her.

Honestly, I hate gypsies. I hate them with a passion.
All my life I've been exposed to those subhumans: harassing, stealing, smelling, trash camp making filth.
I wish I could genocide their asses, I really do.
They do nothing but pump out more subhumans so they can put them through basic education payed for by the taxpayer - i.e not them - so they can get them benefits, they bring down everything around them, they are a complete burden to society and a cancer on a country's economic growth. Not only that but they try to sell me socks and shirts in the fucking street.

There's no charm in gypsies. And if Janna is one, then I'm afraid we can't be friends anymore.

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/01/17(Thu)15:06:46 No.1524311

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/01/17(Thu)15:06:46 No.1524311

>>1524302
I bring shame on my pokemon knowledge, that's a move, not an ability. It's actually ~~Simple, because I'm a dolt~~

Anonymous (ID: i8wNmG/9)
06/01/17(Thu)15:09:54 No.1524318

Anonymous (ID: i8wNmG/9) 06/01/17(Thu)15:09:54 No.1524318

>>1524309
Janna isn't a roma gypsy. She's a homeless Filipino. big difference.

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/01/17(Thu)15:14:32 No.1524329

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/01/17(Thu)15:14:32 No.1524329

>>1524309
Hitler was right. Too bad he focus on the jews first

Anonymous (ID: QKIEeXuh)
06/01/17(Thu)15:21:49 No.1524345

Anonymous (ID: QKIEeXuh) 06/01/17(Thu)15:21:49 No.1524345

>>1524309
tl;dr, she's a European nigger

Gotcha.

~~And she's a good gal. She doesn't have any trash parents to corrupt her fully. We can save her with the power of dicking~~

Anonymous (ID: yAduW+eo)
06/01/17(Thu)15:28:58 No.1524369

Anonymous (ID: yAduW+eo) 06/01/17(Thu)15:28:58 No.1524369

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>>1524200
>>1524276
>>1524329
>>1524345
ORDONIA IS A FILIPINO SURNAME

SHE'S FROM THE PHILIPPINES OR OF PHILIPPINE ANCESTRY
SHE'S NOT A GYPSY

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/01/17(Thu)15:33:38 No.1524388

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/01/17(Thu)15:33:38 No.1524388

>>1524369
Sounds european to me

Anonymous (ID: nFphgqZ3)
06/01/17(Thu)18:05:36 No.1524844

Anonymous (ID: nFphgqZ3) 06/01/17(Thu)18:05:36 No.1524844

Are we going to kill muscles yet? Him corrupting us and being a nuisance.

Anonymous (ID: Mx5vYPKu)
06/01/17(Thu)18:59:13 No.1524988

Anonymous (ID: Mx5vYPKu) 06/01/17(Thu)18:59:13 No.1524988

>>1524844
Man faggot why do you want to keep killing our bro. Yea our bro has poor timing on butts, but he has gotten us out of even more messages.

Like a real bro.

Which you are not. Stop being a faggot.

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)19:08:30 No.1525015

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)19:08:30 No.1525015

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>>1524130
>>1524130

Beautiful. I hope you'll enjoy the soundtrack playlist once I've finished it.

SESSION START!

>You are Anon
>Waking up in his house on Saturday Mornan
>You have a couple of texts but nothing is on your plate
>Not even homework
>Not that you'd do it...
>Fuckin' commie School trying to purge your thoughts and free time
>It's 9am
>You spent the night once again on your extra-crispedy crunchety mattress
>Sleeping with your old Saxophone clutched to your chest
>Zombia climbed in bed too
>You could only tolerate the smell and bugs for so long before you just gave her a spare blanket
>Thank god people knock in your house
>Except your dad
>That's what the deadbolt on your door is for
>Either way you're up
>Back in your boxers
>With some new friends on your headbook account to show for your adventures

>Alabaster Demeclese
>A Unicorn that rolled up into your neighborhood cause he sensed universal doom off of your stank ass
>Instead just found your stank and you showed him the glory of Halal corn dogs
>Zombella got a pony ride out of it
>Her skin is no longer as ripped up as a result
>Good times
>You learned a new spell thanks to Unicorns being older than prostitution and farming combined
>Alabaster can read ~~THE BOOK~~
>So he taught you a spell out of it
>STAR WALK
>It's right there, on your character sheet
>The one you can't see
>Cause that would be too Meta

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

>You hear something going on downstairs
>Whomsdtve would have the gall to be awake in your house besides you?
>Your mom?
>Naw, it isn't past 1 oclock yet
>Ron?
>Your mom's new b-boyfriend
>You shudder
>Your phone is still going off with texts

What do?

>Right to business
Get dressed and prepare to handle one of your main objectives in the magical realms

>Pancakes
You think you smell pancakes and that shit needs to be addressed because you want some

>Millennial Mania
Who's blowing your phone up? Could be the bitches. Yeah...all those bitches you got.

~~You have had one gf and it's your current gf and even that's pretty mind-boggling tbqh senpai~~

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/01/17(Thu)19:10:23 No.1525024

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/01/17(Thu)19:10:23 No.1525024

>>1525015
MILLENIALMANIA
and then
PANCAKES

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)19:11:23 No.1525030

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)19:11:23 No.1525030

>>1525015
RIGHT TO FUCKING BUSINESS! NO TIME TO SCREWING AROUND!

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)19:12:38 No.1525034

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)19:12:38 No.1525034

>>1525015

>>1525024
This. Don't forget the Secret ~~cute~~ Path in >>1523055

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K)
06/01/17(Thu)19:12:42 No.1525036

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K) 06/01/17(Thu)19:12:42 No.1525036

MILLENNIA AND PANCAKES.

cmonquest, you can't say you didn't see what everyone voted for this time.

CUTENESS AHOY

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/01/17(Thu)19:12:43 No.1525037

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/01/17(Thu)19:12:43 No.1525037

>>1525015
>>Millennial Mania
>Pancakes

Kinda wanna check up on Janna sometime today too, preferably before the hangout with Sabrina that we still need to tell Jackie about.

Anonymous (ID: ZYb9lsz+)
06/01/17(Thu)19:13:05 No.1525038

Anonymous (ID: ZYb9lsz+) 06/01/17(Thu)19:13:05 No.1525038

>>1525015

>>Right to business

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/01/17(Thu)19:13:15 No.1525040

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/01/17(Thu)19:13:15 No.1525040

>>1525015
>Millennial Mania

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/01/17(Thu)19:13:22 No.1525041

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/01/17(Thu)19:13:22 No.1525041

>>1525015
>Millennial Mania
then
>Right to business
Let's read our texts while we get dressed. After we get dressed, let's go. The pancakes are probably being made by Ron, and I don't think we want to deal with him.

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
06/01/17(Thu)19:17:11 No.1525060

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 06/01/17(Thu)19:17:11 No.1525060

>>1525015
MILLENIALMANIA
and
PANCAKES

Supporting (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)19:19:15 No.1525067

Supporting (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)19:19:15 No.1525067

>>1525041

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K)
06/01/17(Thu)19:22:03 No.1525080

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K) 06/01/17(Thu)19:22:03 No.1525080

File: 41085_Sketch final (1).jpg (1.75 MB, 3402x2976)

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THE TRIGGERING

*********TRIGGER WARNING************

/~~fuck you planfag, fuck you DR_LAZER, fuck you anonkin fuck, you burned freak , AND FUCK YOU EDGEFAGS!!!!!~~

Anonymous (ID: Mx5vYPKu)
06/01/17(Thu)19:22:08 No.1525082

Anonymous (ID: Mx5vYPKu) 06/01/17(Thu)19:22:08 No.1525082

>>1525015
It is time to fuck around let's get PANCAKES.

BITCHES CAN WAIT AUNT JEMIAMA IS CALLING

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/01/17(Thu)19:22:38 No.1525084

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/01/17(Thu)19:22:38 No.1525084

>>1525015
>Millennial Mania
HAHA TIME FOR SOCIAL LINKS

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c)
06/01/17(Thu)19:23:09 No.1525087

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c) 06/01/17(Thu)19:23:09 No.1525087

>>1525015
>>>Millennial Mania
>Who's blowing your phone up? Could be the bitches. Yeah...all those bitches you got.

THEN

>Pancakes
You think you smell pancakes and that shit needs to be addressed because you want some

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/01/17(Thu)19:23:25 No.1525089

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/01/17(Thu)19:23:25 No.1525089

>>1525080
I appreciate the art, but I hate the content. Good job, and fuck you.

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/01/17(Thu)19:24:17 No.1525093

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/01/17(Thu)19:24:17 No.1525093

>>1525080
FUCK OFF,IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
On the other hand,pretty good job,drawfag.

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c)
06/01/17(Thu)19:26:12 No.1525099

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c) 06/01/17(Thu)19:26:12 No.1525099

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REMINDER THAT WE HAVE THAT DATE WITH SABRINA TODAY

YOU KNOW

THE ONE WE PROMISED WE'D GO ON

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/01/17(Thu)19:26:29 No.1525101

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/01/17(Thu)19:26:29 No.1525101

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>>1525080
Excellent

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)19:27:10 No.1525106

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)19:27:10 No.1525106

>>1525080
I dub you NuFANF

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)19:28:03 No.1525108

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)19:28:03 No.1525108

>>1525015
Dressing is for people who give a shit. Go look into the pancake mystery and then check your phone.

>>1525080
Good job.

But fuck you and your shit tastes, you can burn in Hell with Star.

But still, good art.

>>1525099
Aw yeah man, we gotta meet up with her and bring her someplace low-key. Something that screams "this shit isn't a date".

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)19:28:28 No.1525114

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)19:28:28 No.1525114

>>1525080
That is a terrific drawing, and you are an amazing artist. ~~Please keep Discord off of this thread, m8~~

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c)
06/01/17(Thu)19:29:48 No.1525120

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c) 06/01/17(Thu)19:29:48 No.1525120

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>>1525108
WRONG

IT IS A DATE BECAUSE WE SAID WE'D GO ON ONE TODAY

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c)
06/01/17(Thu)19:30:51 No.1525126

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c) 06/01/17(Thu)19:30:51 No.1525126

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>>1525080
EXCELLENT

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)19:31:43 No.1525133

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)19:31:43 No.1525133

>>1525120
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck.

OK.

Anyone know how to let down a chick we asked on a date that we can't date her, without explicitly telling her we got a girlfriend before the scheduled date?

Actually, wait. We should ask Jackie about this. She's chill enough to understand if we explain what's what to her and not go full fucking berserk, and she might help us out with letting her down or something.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)19:32:08 No.1525135

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)19:32:08 No.1525135

>>1525080
Good art, shit taste, never mention the discord in here again.

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K)
06/01/17(Thu)19:33:36 No.1525142

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K) 06/01/17(Thu)19:33:36 No.1525142

>>1525135
OK OK, NEVER MENTION ANONS SUBCONSCIOUS, GOT IT

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)19:33:38 No.1525143

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)19:33:38 No.1525143

>>1525015
Why not eat pancakes while looking at your phone? We need to eat to fight, after all.

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/01/17(Thu)19:33:55 No.1525145

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/01/17(Thu)19:33:55 No.1525145

>>1525133
We could bring jackie to the date. After all, this was just a friendly reunion between friends. Nothing serious.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)19:35:01 No.1525148

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)19:35:01 No.1525148

>>1525080
It's a very nice drawing

But your taste is shit and it'll never happen.

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/01/17(Thu)19:35:53 No.1525153

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/01/17(Thu)19:35:53 No.1525153

>>1525148
It could happen if we went ~~best route Harem route~~

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/01/17(Thu)19:36:32 No.1525156

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/01/17(Thu)19:36:32 No.1525156

>>1525145
You want to make Sabrina a third wheel?

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)19:38:51 No.1525164

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)19:38:51 No.1525164

>>1525145
If we're going to do that, let's explain to Jackie what's what so nothing comes back to bite our ass.

Who fucking knows how it would play out concerning our rolls.

Still, that sounds like a good idea to diffuse the situation. Let's suggest that to Jackie later.

~~Most likely those messages we were getting were from Sabrina.~~

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
06/01/17(Thu)19:38:52 No.1525165

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 06/01/17(Thu)19:38:52 No.1525165

I thought it was more along of giving Sabrina friends that didn't bully her from last thread we agree'd on

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/01/17(Thu)19:41:29 No.1525177

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/01/17(Thu)19:41:29 No.1525177

>>1525156
Yeah.

~~And maybe later EMERGENCE her~~

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/01/17(Thu)19:41:56 No.1525180

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/01/17(Thu)19:41:56 No.1525180

>>1525165
Sabrina was literally created to be bullied. We should not deny her her birthright.

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152)
06/01/17(Thu)19:42:23 No.1525182

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152) 06/01/17(Thu)19:42:23 No.1525182

>>1525015
MILLENIAL MANIA, also Pancakes, breakfast is the most important part of the day!

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)19:48:40 No.1525204

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)19:48:40 No.1525204

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>>1525060
>>1525059
>>1525041
>>1525037
>>1525036
>>1525024

>You whip it out
>It being your phone

11 NEW MESSAGES

>Fuck

>Message 1: (Unknown Number)

>???: "Dude it's goin down tonight 7:30 at the Garawge
>The what?
>Garawge
>Is that a place you get Knowlawge?
>Fuck if you know
>Who's number is this?

>Message 2: (Jackie Lynn Thomas)
>It's a set of pictures
>One from her bed at sunrise
>Caption reads "U up?"
>Another pic from the top of a HUUGE hill
>"I've never beat this one before. wish me luck"
>The last pic is from the grass on the side of the street
>There's a little play button on it
>You push it
>J: "Muffluppin...uhhhh PFFt!"
>You see grass fly up from what you presume was Jackie's mouth
>J: "I tried."
>She puts a thumbs up to the sky
>J: Lemme know when you're ready to slow down for a little while, dude. I'm gonna..."
>She hoists up, tosses her board down and leaps upon it
>J: "Go get some ice."
>Bleep!

>MESSAGE 3: (The group chat with the boys)
>Ju: "So we gonna talk about this or what?"
>M: "I was hoping we wouldn't"
>B: Haha got my phone back, biiiiiitch"
>Hundred emojis and flames and ok hands
>Ju: "Nondo. You were a beast on Friday. I want you."
>Moob puts up a pair of eggplant emojis and rainbows
>Ju: "Whatever, Moob I want him on the team."
>M: "Still pretty faggot-ey."

>You close your phone, and get dressed
>Your new Karate outfit is hanging up on your wall in the Housevater
>Both your new digs (although unfurnished) AND your storage unit
>You're in your classic outfit
>With the pumped up kicks
>Green Army Jacket
>Cargo Pants
>...and a T-shirt tux
>Haha
>Classy
>You turn your phone to the youtube playlist where you save every dank vid you've ever Upboated

https://youtu.be/bR-s4ReIxJo

>What's that?
>Oh yeah
>Your wakeup music
>You dash off, images of AR15s and sawn-offs filling your head
>Zombina is doing a little dance on all fours as you brush your teeth
>You barely have to ask her to dance back into your Housevator to avoid letting anyone see her
>With a FLICK it's back in your pants
>Your Manta Cloak fits surprisingly well under your Operatin Jacket
>Man this is gonna be crazy hot
>Downstairs you strut
>Where you see none other than Ron making griddle-cakes in your kitchen
>He's shirtless
>ON NO HE'S HOOOOT
>eh
>You see plenty of hot people
>This one's probably just banging...yer...mom

cont

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)19:51:45 No.1525217

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)19:51:45 No.1525217

>>1525204
>>1525204

>R: "Hey, Champ. Didn't think you'd be up yet!"
>Shitting Draino Babies, he's chipper
>The sun is reflecting off his smooth skin
>You squint and end up with an awkward glare
>R: "Your mom let me take the couch last night. You ok?"
>A: "You ever kill a man?"
>R: "Wh-"
>A: "I have."
>R: "What did yo-"
>Mom to the rescue
>M: "MMm mm! Are those pancakes I smell?"
>She doesn't know you're there yet
>She's hanging off Ron
>Still in her PJs
>You cough far too hard to be polite
>M: "Oh! Anon, oh- OH hey sweetie!"
>R: "Yeah guess he's an early riser too."
>Ron turns to you and offers a plate of Jacks
>R: "Stay and eat?"

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c)
06/01/17(Thu)19:54:00 No.1525231

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c) 06/01/17(Thu)19:54:00 No.1525231

>>1525217
Yes. And ask them what the fuck is going on here.
With the two of them.

I mean, It's pretty obvious, but they still have to explain themselves.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)19:54:49 No.1525237

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)19:54:49 No.1525237

>>1525217
>reluctantly stay and eat
>Secret ~~cute~~ Path: ~~fucking do that petty debate with Star over Unicorns vs. Narwhals via text~~

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)19:54:50 No.1525238

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)19:54:50 No.1525238

>>1525217
why not, he's an important part of biomom's life and it is important that we atleast try and get to know him better. plus he earned cool dude points for arresting biodad

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)19:55:24 No.1525241

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)19:55:24 No.1525241

>>1525217
>>A: "You ever kill a man?"
>>R: "Wh-"
>>A: "I have."
>>R: "What did yo-"
Haha, never change Anon. Stay and eat, we need to keep our strength up. And remember, we're staying to eat, not to hang with ron.

Anonymous (ID: Zd/q9NiJ)
06/01/17(Thu)19:55:25 No.1525242

Anonymous (ID: Zd/q9NiJ) 06/01/17(Thu)19:55:25 No.1525242

>>1525217
Eat

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)19:55:51 No.1525245

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)19:55:51 No.1525245

>>1525237
plus this

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/01/17(Thu)19:56:31 No.1525248

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/01/17(Thu)19:56:31 No.1525248

>>1525217
Eat
>>1525237
Just shut up already,is OOC and not funny.

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/01/17(Thu)19:56:37 No.1525250

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/01/17(Thu)19:56:37 No.1525250

>>1525217
Stay and eat. Also lets be civil. We dont want Ron to actually look on our past to see if what we say is true.

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/01/17(Thu)19:57:38 No.1525257

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/01/17(Thu)19:57:38 No.1525257

>>1525217
>>1525237
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)19:57:51 No.1525258

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)19:57:51 No.1525258

>>1525217
Eat for a little while. Gotta go find some skeletons to help with the Drake fight afterwards.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/01/17(Thu)19:58:31 No.1525260

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/01/17(Thu)19:58:31 No.1525260

>>1525237
Supporting. The debate will happen over Headbook

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c)
06/01/17(Thu)19:59:00 No.1525261

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c) 06/01/17(Thu)19:59:00 No.1525261

>>1525237
>>1525231
This too.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)19:59:42 No.1525265

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)19:59:42 No.1525265

>>1525237
No, that's dumb.

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K)
06/01/17(Thu)20:00:27 No.1525267

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K) 06/01/17(Thu)20:00:27 No.1525267

>>1525237
Support, she still has a headbook right, and she also has Marcos phone nearly 24/7,
It could work

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/01/17(Thu)20:01:42 No.1525271

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/01/17(Thu)20:01:42 No.1525271

>>1525237
Hmm. Yes, we should use our shitposting skills to b8 the hell out of Star.
Let's have a stupid argument over headbook.

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
06/01/17(Thu)20:03:29 No.1525278

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 06/01/17(Thu)20:03:29 No.1525278

>>1525237
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: SNODY22E)
06/01/17(Thu)20:09:23 No.1525295

Anonymous (ID: SNODY22E) 06/01/17(Thu)20:09:23 No.1525295

>>1525237
Supportin'

Anonymous (ID: kspi4gIY)
06/01/17(Thu)20:10:01 No.1525297

Anonymous (ID: kspi4gIY) 06/01/17(Thu)20:10:01 No.1525297

>>1525237
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/01/17(Thu)20:11:24 No.1525301

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/01/17(Thu)20:11:24 No.1525301

You guys REALLY like to waste our time.

Anonymous (ID: Mx5vYPKu)
06/01/17(Thu)20:12:55 No.1525311

Anonymous (ID: Mx5vYPKu) 06/01/17(Thu)20:12:55 No.1525311

>>1525237
Supporting
In all my years as an anonymous scum bag from the Internet I have never let someone be wrong without challenge.

And I'm not gonna start with some mewni upstart. Narwals are for keeping lamps lit. Unicorns are magnetic and glorious.

Also stay and eat with Ron. Doesn't matter if he is banging mom. Maple syurp is the best.

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)20:13:54 No.1525317

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)20:13:54 No.1525317

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>>1525217
>>1525217

>Your heart was already racing from your 100 mph morning routine
>You were about to kick open the door, open your wings and let the wind carry you off to adventure
>Y'know
>Real magical teen with unknown destiny shit
>Now you're staring at a clean kitchen with a grown man and woman asking you to eat breakfast with them...and you say yes

https://youtu.be/_fOCiuzRyjU

>It's been easy to forget how nice California can be
>The sun outside is pink
>So are the clouds
>You hear birds singing and the soft prattle of palm leaves as the gusts take them
>Mom hands you the syrup
>It's time.png
>You squeeze
>Squeeze
>SQUA-HEEEEEZE
>R: "Damn, kiddo save some for later."
>Ron actually reached over and took the bottle from you
>He's chuckling
>Muscles knee-caps him under the table
>He looks like he's gonna pop a vessel
>R: "Whu-AA hnngg!"
>M: "You boys ok?"
>R: "Your kids got a- Hck! Hell of a leg on him, baby."
>M: "Gets that from his dad."
>Mom sits down with her own bottle of syrup because she fucking knows you
>M: "Thank God not much else."
>You get a head ruffle
>Fuck yeah
>Head ruffles
>These Pancakes are perfect
>You would know, because of the pixels and having seen a pancake or two in your day
>You eye Ron and Mom
>Now that he's recovered from you popping his scapulae he is -right- back to being flirty with Mom
>R: "Hey."
>M: "Hey."
>Ron steals a piece of pancake off her plate
>M: "Hey what the Huphm!"
>Then feeds it to her
>R: "Got ya."
>You're gonna be sick
>M: "So, Hon what's your plans today?"
>Mom says through her Dionysian bites of fluffy breakfast
>A: "Acts of terror. Maybe hit the Mall. I gotta figure out this thing with Jackie."
>Mom is alight
>M: "Was she the girl you kissed at the game!?"
>Your face
>It is Squish
>M: "You've been doing so good this year, sweetie. I'm so proud."
>R: "You're doing pretty good yourself."
>Mom turns a little rosey
>R: "From what you tell me both you guys are trying to get somewhere in life."
>You get a head nod and a raised glass of OJ.
>R: "Lemme know if you're ever interested in a little extra training, Sport."
>A: "My name's Anonymous."
>R: "Well, mine's Leo-Ronaldo but nobody wants to say all that."
>A: "I-"
>R: "Yeah, bud?"
>A: "Fuck you."
>R: "Excuse me, young man?"
>Mom is stock still
>This situation got tense
>Your temper is flaring
>You have shit to do
>Ron clearly looks like he's ready to play 'Dad' if you don't apologize

What do?

CLARIFICATION

Your date with Sabrina wasn't until SUNDAY

Also, the debate with Star can start as soon as you get a minute with her or can be on Headbook for a while. You do not have Star's number.

Anonymous (ID: QKIEeXuh)
06/01/17(Thu)20:17:04 No.1525328

Anonymous (ID: QKIEeXuh) 06/01/17(Thu)20:17:04 No.1525328

>>1525317
Leave. What's he gonna do, ground you?

You got shit to do. Pack your bags, you're going drake hunting.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)20:17:06 No.1525329

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)20:17:06 No.1525329

>>1525317
"YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD. AND EVEN IF YOU WERE I WOULDNT LISTEN TO YOU"

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/01/17(Thu)20:17:25 No.1525332

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/01/17(Thu)20:17:25 No.1525332

>>1525317
Thanks for the pancakes.Portal out of here.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)20:17:49 No.1525335

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)20:17:49 No.1525335

>>1525328
YEAH BUDDY! DRAKE HUNTING!

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)20:17:58 No.1525339

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)20:17:58 No.1525339

>>1525317
Let's ditch and go find some skels

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K)
06/01/17(Thu)20:19:32 No.1525344

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K) 06/01/17(Thu)20:19:32 No.1525344

Just fucking leave, we have to work on controlling our temper, but not with the reason right in front of us! !

FLYING IS GREAT THERAPY!

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)20:20:22 No.1525352

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)20:20:22 No.1525352

>>1525317
>Thank for the pancakes
>Get going to Drake Hunting Shenanigans

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/01/17(Thu)20:20:32 No.1525354

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/01/17(Thu)20:20:32 No.1525354

Leave and go drake hunting.

Fucking daddy issues.

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c)
06/01/17(Thu)20:20:35 No.1525355

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c) 06/01/17(Thu)20:20:35 No.1525355

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>>1525317
Politely excuse yourself and portal out with 3 pancakes in your mouth.

Make sure ~~NOT~~ to apologize.

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/01/17(Thu)20:21:26 No.1525357

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/01/17(Thu)20:21:26 No.1525357

>>1525317
Apologize.

Ron has done nothing wrong to us.
Also before you come with the "you are not my real dad" speech, that implies we want biodad back. Now think about that. Do we want biodad back?

Anonymous (ID: Zd/q9NiJ)
06/01/17(Thu)20:21:29 No.1525359

Anonymous (ID: Zd/q9NiJ) 06/01/17(Thu)20:21:29 No.1525359

>>1525317
Leave. It is time for some drake hunting.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)20:22:47 No.1525365

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)20:22:47 No.1525365

>>1525357
He's still not our fucking dad, real or not.

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/01/17(Thu)20:23:44 No.1525366

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/01/17(Thu)20:23:44 No.1525366

>>1525317
>"Who the hell do you think you are? Thanks for the pancakes, but seriously, you can't just start acting like my father just because you're doing the nasty with my mom."
Leave.

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
06/01/17(Thu)20:24:25 No.1525369

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 06/01/17(Thu)20:24:25 No.1525369

>>1525317
"Ron you're are a cool guy. I like cool guys. But you need to understand one thing right here and now You are not my father, and you will never be my father. If you can get that then we'll a stay cool."

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)20:24:37 No.1525370

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)20:24:37 No.1525370

>>1525366
This

Anonymous (ID: SNODY22E)
06/01/17(Thu)20:25:03 No.1525373

Anonymous (ID: SNODY22E) 06/01/17(Thu)20:25:03 No.1525373

>>1525366
This.

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
06/01/17(Thu)20:25:31 No.1525379

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 06/01/17(Thu)20:25:31 No.1525379

>"Who the hell do you think you are? Thanks for the pancakes, but seriously, you can't just start acting like my father just because you're doing the nasty with my mom."

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/01/17(Thu)20:26:24 No.1525382

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/01/17(Thu)20:26:24 No.1525382

>>1525366
>>1525370
>>1525373
>>1525379
Not this.

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
06/01/17(Thu)20:26:49 No.1525385

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 06/01/17(Thu)20:26:49 No.1525385

>>1525317
Be frank. We're not looking for a 'Dad' we already had that and we basically ran him off off our own accord. If he's gonna take care of mom, great, but both she and us have handled ourselves quite well over the years and we've survived this far. We appreciate that you have an interest in mom and that she's been noticeably better since you've arrived, but 'interest' doesn't mean 'commitment'... and that means you've still got to earn not just her trust, but mine/ours. So you can drop the buddy-good-guy-dad act, and simply treat me/us as a young man working his ass off to improve his situation and the respect that comes along with working towards that end.

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
06/01/17(Thu)20:26:59 No.1525387

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 06/01/17(Thu)20:26:59 No.1525387

>>1525366
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152)
06/01/17(Thu)20:27:11 No.1525388

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152) 06/01/17(Thu)20:27:11 No.1525388

>>1525366
Literally this

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)20:27:37 No.1525391

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)20:27:37 No.1525391

>>1525382
I agree, we don't need to go speeching just yet.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)20:28:58 No.1525394

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)20:28:58 No.1525394

>>1525366
I like this, I support this.

Anonymous (ID: lAhGC3uU)
06/01/17(Thu)20:31:22 No.1525404

Anonymous (ID: lAhGC3uU) 06/01/17(Thu)20:31:22 No.1525404

>>1525317
Ok, apologize, maybe try to play it as a joke or something.
But I'm ok with suddenly leaving with a portal.

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c)
06/01/17(Thu)20:31:52 No.1525406

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c) 06/01/17(Thu)20:31:52 No.1525406

>>1525366
>>1525355
I do ~~NOT~~ support this.

There'll be a time for 'ur not my dad speeches' but I don't think this one is it.

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/01/17(Thu)20:32:11 No.1525409

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/01/17(Thu)20:32:11 No.1525409

>"Look, I don't really care how you act, I just know my mom's the happiest she's been in a long while with you. I'm not looking for a dad, don't try to be mine. But I swear if you ever hurt her..." Use scissors, walk through portal to Swamp on Mewni world. "I will find you."

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/01/17(Thu)20:32:53 No.1525411

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/01/17(Thu)20:32:53 No.1525411

>>1525406
If not now, when? Why let it fester when you can nip it in the bud?

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)20:34:53 No.1525419

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)20:34:53 No.1525419

>>1525409
I dig this more. Supporting.

Anonymous (ID: 7DI6jU8o)
06/01/17(Thu)20:36:29 No.1525432

Anonymous (ID: 7DI6jU8o) 06/01/17(Thu)20:36:29 No.1525432

>>1525317
Apologize and leave.

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c)
06/01/17(Thu)20:38:36 No.1525438

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c) 06/01/17(Thu)20:38:36 No.1525438

>>1525411
>>1525406
Eh. Alright, yeah whatever.

Don't care either way not.

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)20:41:33 No.1525451

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)20:41:33 No.1525451

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>Ron hasn't threatened you
>Yet
>Still, he's looking you directly in the eyes
>He doesn't look angry
>Just serious
>R: "I don't know who told you it's alright to talk to grown people that way but you had better-"
>A: "That tough guy shit really keeps cholos and wangsters in line, doesn't it?"
>Ron has paused
>He's letting you talk
>Clearly, he's not easily bamboozled
>You kick back from the table
>A: "Here's the deal, Leo-Ronaldo but nobody wants to say all that."
>You snatch the syrup
>All Your pancakes
>Then Ron's last Pancake
>A: "I ain't a tough guy. I'm not a hood rat. I'm not a delinquent and I am NOT your kid."
>You kick off from the table, activating your new spell
>You float backwards, out the front door that Muscles pulls open for the both of you
>A: "I'm the fucking greatest."

https://youtu.be/hod0WtYE4SA

>You pop back in
>A: "Oh and congrats on the sex, Ma. You really needed it."
>You give Ron the finger guns
>R: "You need to learn some respect."
>A: "Well I'm not learning it from the guy getting my Dad's sloppy seconds."
>Ron is on his feet when you kick off from the door
>You laugh as the winds catch you and your wings guide you along
>You finally have a minute to yourself
>Up in the clouds
>You float on your back, letting it all sail by
>A: "It's time."
>You know what you have to do for both your missions

>KILL THE SWAMP DRAKE IN FROGMONSTER SWAMP
-Exactly as advertised
-Just murder a 25 foot green chicken nbd

>GET THE EYES OF THE SKULL LORD
-commit a breaking and entering of some magical skeleton castle
-get his fancy gemstones that make it impossible to get lost

>While you ponder what to do you open up your phone
>Pull up your messages
>Then send a text to Star Butterfly
>The magic grill who has so far...
>Stole your old best friend
>Punched you in the face
>Tried to destroy your current best friend
>Muscles gives you 'the look' when you refer to him as a friend
>A: "What? We're bros right?"
>Muscles would use other language
>Battle Partners
>Brothers of War
>Perhaps even Soul Sisters
>A: "We can't be sisters I'm a dude and you're the arm of a dude."
>Muscles cares not for these formalities
>Muscles in convinced that if or you were women you could be the mightiest and prettiest of them all
>Slaying hearts and your enemies in droves
>A: "Haha that's not even gay but I wanna kiss you a little."
>WHACK!
>You've been face slapped
>A: "Right. N-no homo."

MESSAGE WITH STAR BUTTERFLY
>A: "Hey."
>Five seconds of typing
>No typing
>Five more seconds of typing
>No typing
>A few seconds of ty-
>S: "HEY"
>S: "sorry, caps lock was on"
>A: "I heard you know a guy named 'Glossaryck' where can I find him?"
>S: "..."
>S: "nope"
>A: "Nope?"
>S: "Nuh-uh! U beat up Marco! You're mean. Even if you helped me out I don't trust you. You talk to your monster arm like it's people and have a dead girl in a magic closet!"
>A: "That's my house."
>S: "...oh. sorrry~"
>Bitch
>A: "I helped you Y won't u help me?"
cont

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)20:45:52 No.1525470

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)20:45:52 No.1525470

>>1525451
>You talk to your monster arm like it's people
FUCK YOU! He is people and his name is Muscles!

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)20:47:06 No.1525475

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)20:47:06 No.1525475

>you beat up Marco
Okay, FIRST OFF

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)20:48:12 No.1525484

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)20:48:12 No.1525484

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>>1525451
>>1525451

>S: "I -tried- to help you but you won't listen."
>A: "who said I had to listen to you? You're the princess on Moomi"
>S: "Mewni."
>A: "what kinna pokemon is that?"
>S: "IT'S MY KINGDOM! MEWNI IS THE PLACE MY MOM AND DAD RULE AND IT'S CALLED MEWWWWWWWNIIIIIIIII!!!
>A: "sounds like a rare cat disease"
>S: "ur a disease"
>A: "no u"
>PICTURE MESSAGE
>S: "Fine. Here's your evil test! Which one of these puppies is the cutest??"

>You've been sent a picture of an actual pile of puppy dogs
>One looks like it has lasers coming out of it's eyes
>That's pretty sick
>Pic related

Which one?

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)20:48:17 No.1525485

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)20:48:17 No.1525485

>>1525451
Marco was beating the tar out of innocent people already, if we didn't do something he would have hurt more.

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)20:49:00 No.1525491

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)20:49:00 No.1525491

>>1525475
Aye, she practically asked us to fuck him up.

And if she expected something else, then why the fuck did she even go to us for help?

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)20:49:22 No.1525493

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)20:49:22 No.1525493

>>1525484
Trick fucking Question! They're all the cutest!

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)20:49:29 No.1525496

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)20:49:29 No.1525496

>>1525484
"ARE YOU IMPLYING THERE ARE PUPPIES THAT ARN'T CUTE YOU MONSTER?!"

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
06/01/17(Thu)20:49:53 No.1525498

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 06/01/17(Thu)20:49:53 No.1525498

>>1525493
This.

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/01/17(Thu)20:50:23 No.1525502

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/01/17(Thu)20:50:23 No.1525502

>>1525484
The one with the tongue sticking out, but the obvious answer is
>"All of them."

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)20:50:33 No.1525504

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)20:50:33 No.1525504

>>1525484
Is that a trick question? It's all of them.

And if you pick one as the cutest over others, you're a cuteinistic.

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/01/17(Thu)20:50:34 No.1525505

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/01/17(Thu)20:50:34 No.1525505

>>1525484
Trick question. ALL OF THEM ARE CUTE.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/01/17(Thu)20:50:48 No.1525509

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/01/17(Thu)20:50:48 No.1525509

>>1525496
This right here is what we need to send.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)20:50:57 No.1525510

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)20:50:57 No.1525510

>>1525451

>>1525493
>>1525496
This.

Anonymous (ID: Zd/q9NiJ)
06/01/17(Thu)20:51:28 No.1525513

Anonymous (ID: Zd/q9NiJ) 06/01/17(Thu)20:51:28 No.1525513

>>1525484
It is easy. Laser pup in up left who is also invisible.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)20:51:47 No.1525516

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)20:51:47 No.1525516

>>1525484
That one on the bottom left, the one laying down.

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K)
06/01/17(Thu)20:52:18 No.1525521

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K) 06/01/17(Thu)20:52:18 No.1525521

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>>1525493
All of them!

BUT SNEK IS CUTER!!!!

MAGIC SNEK PET FOR ANON FUCKING WHEN! !

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/01/17(Thu)20:52:25 No.1525522

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/01/17(Thu)20:52:25 No.1525522

>>1525484
Secret Demon path:

~~I'm more of a cat person~~

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)20:52:58 No.1525527

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)20:52:58 No.1525527

>>1525522
CHANGE MY VOTE TO THIS!

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/01/17(Thu)20:53:04 No.1525528

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/01/17(Thu)20:53:04 No.1525528

>>1525496
supporting

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c)
06/01/17(Thu)20:53:11 No.1525531

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c) 06/01/17(Thu)20:53:11 No.1525531

>>1525484 >>1525493 >>1525496
They are all pretty cute.

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K)
06/01/17(Thu)20:53:29 No.1525532

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K) 06/01/17(Thu)20:53:29 No.1525532

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>>1525522
No
We need glossy

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152)
06/01/17(Thu)20:54:00 No.1525535

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152) 06/01/17(Thu)20:54:00 No.1525535

>>1525484
They're all adorable!

Anonymous (ID: Zd/q9NiJ)
06/01/17(Thu)20:54:04 No.1525536

Anonymous (ID: Zd/q9NiJ) 06/01/17(Thu)20:54:04 No.1525536

>>1525522
Changing to this

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/01/17(Thu)20:54:46 No.1525541

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/01/17(Thu)20:54:46 No.1525541

>>1525522
I'm NOT supporting this but I still hold out hope for shadowcat~~girls~~ to be our "official" minions.

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
06/01/17(Thu)20:55:50 No.1525549

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 06/01/17(Thu)20:55:50 No.1525549

>>1525493
>>1525496
These

Anonymous (ID: GOS8KX3d)
06/01/17(Thu)20:56:41 No.1525554

Anonymous (ID: GOS8KX3d) 06/01/17(Thu)20:56:41 No.1525554

>>1525484
Supporting:
>>1525493
>>1525496

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)20:58:55 No.1525565

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)20:58:55 No.1525565

>>1525484
>>1525510
Changing my vote to:
>>1525493
>>1525496
>>1525522
>"I mean, I may be more of a cat person, but even I can conclude that all the puppies are cute.

You'd have to be a monster to think otherwise."

Anonymous (ID: SNODY22E)
06/01/17(Thu)21:02:37 No.1525578

Anonymous (ID: SNODY22E) 06/01/17(Thu)21:02:37 No.1525578

>>1525493
>>1525496
Voting for these.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)21:04:29 No.1525586

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)21:04:29 No.1525586

>>1525522
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: lAhGC3uU)
06/01/17(Thu)21:06:04 No.1525593

Anonymous (ID: lAhGC3uU) 06/01/17(Thu)21:06:04 No.1525593

>>1525522
This.

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
06/01/17(Thu)21:06:15 No.1525594

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 06/01/17(Thu)21:06:15 No.1525594

>>1525484
>>1525565
Supporting. May want to throw in the bit about Unicorns as well while we're at it...

Anonymous (ID: 7DI6jU8o)
06/01/17(Thu)21:06:42 No.1525599

Anonymous (ID: 7DI6jU8o) 06/01/17(Thu)21:06:42 No.1525599

>>1525565
Support.

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/01/17(Thu)21:06:59 No.1525602

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/01/17(Thu)21:06:59 No.1525602

>>1525493
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/01/17(Thu)21:07:44 No.1525608

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/01/17(Thu)21:07:44 No.1525608

>>1525484

>>1525493
>>1525496
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9)
06/01/17(Thu)21:10:51 No.1525629

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9) 06/01/17(Thu)21:10:51 No.1525629

>>1525493
Support, fuck demons

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)21:12:56 No.1525641

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)21:12:56 No.1525641

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>A: "I knew you were an elitist fugbug"
>S: "bug?! Who are you calling a bug!?"
>You send her the best pic of a soviet doger you have
>IE
>You google Soviet Doger and send her all them in a gigantic flurry of texts
>A: "true komerade knows all doge created equal. Only by seizing the means of pupduction can we hope to overthrow the Bug-ois fat cats"
>S: "What are you send me? Cats? Are you saying you prefer cats?"
>You send her Babushka Cat
>A: "If they are good communist, yes I like cats."
>S: "so, you like all the puppies?"
>A: "a snake is fine too."
>S: "ooooOooo I love snakes! Check this out."
>She sends you a picture of her blasting a snake out of her wand
>S: "I call this SUPER ANACONDA SQUEEZE-RAY!"
>A: "Who the hell is teaching you magic?"
>S: "Glossaryck is."
>Oh
>The guy Luna knew
>That the Unicorn talked about as wise and even all knowing...
>Is the one teaching Star Butterfly
>Your current most hated enemy
>Magic
>A: "...why snakes?"
>S: "Oh, I just made the Snake Part up. I make up ALL my spells and they just sort of happen."
>A: "..."
>You close your phone
>Then you scream at the sky
>A bird dies from the sound
>Damn
>You don't like hurting Bribs
>A: "look have I passed your dumb evil test or not? I just wanna meet this Glossaryck dude because he might be able to help me save somebody."
>S: " somebody's in trouble!? Who? I CAN HELP! IS IT JACKIE!?"
>That was a quick gear-shift
>What sugar lumps is this girl taking?
>S: "I may not like you but if you can puppreciate doggos then I can at least help you help somebody else! Who we saving!?"
>A: "First off. Hard stop. WE aren't doing shit. -I- have a mission to do and I just...I was just hoping I could get a 'little' help by meeting your friend, Glossadude."
>S: "Glossaryck."
>A: "Smosharick."
>S: "Floss-a-dick."
>A: "who taught you those unchristian words?"
>S: "What's a Christian?"
>A: "Ttyl."
>You close then phone again
>Take breath...

>Then open the phone once more
>A: "Oh and by the way https://www.google.com/search?q=narwhal+endangered&rlz=1C1QJDB_enUS715US715&oq=narwhal+end&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.5131j0j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 "
>S: "THE NARWHALS ARE IN DANGER!?"
>A: "Inferior mammals"
>S: "they r the warnicorns of the Seaaa!"
>A: "I prefer the Unicorns of the ground."
>S: "unicorns?"
>A: "Dassa dee joke, Princess."
>You send Weegee
>S: "That horrible man scares me please get him off the screen."
>You send seven more Weege
>S: "pls."
>One more
>S: PINK STOP SIGN EMOJIS "PLEASE"
>You send her a cropped part of a Doujin about a THICC Narwhal getting plowed by Sailors
>S: "AAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?"
>A: "Fire emblem is a serious strategy game about socio-political tactics and not meant for weebs to claim waifus."
>S: "Can't you just give me -some- reason to trust you!?"
>A: "I don't care if you trust me."
>S: "Well...then I have no reason to help you."
>A: "I thought you were a "good person." Isn't that what good people are supposed to do?"
>S: "..."

cont

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)21:24:12 No.1525707

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)21:24:12 No.1525707

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>>1525641
>A: "Fire emblem is a serious strategy game about socio-political tactics and not meant for weebs to claim waifus."

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)21:29:24 No.1525737

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)21:29:24 No.1525737

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>>1525641
>>1525641

>S: "ok"
>A: "ok?"
>S: "I'll help you. Even if you're mean and...weird and...suspiciously magcial. I'll help you."
>A: "Because you're a good guy?"
>S: "because I want to help people and you're a people."
>A: "I might even be -several- people."
>S: "wat?"
>A: "Ever been to Des Moines?"
>S: "I don't know what that is and if you like it then it's probably scary."
>A: "It's in Iowa."
>S: "what dimension is Iowa?"
>A: "The cancer dimension."
>S: "What's cancer?"
>A: "newfags."
>S: "What's a newfag?"
>A: "Lurk moar."
>Star sends you a kitty ninja meme
>S: "Is this how I speak to you? In meme-eeze?"
A: "Your pronunciation is off but nobody ever counted that against the Japanese. Except everybody in California during the 60s."
>S: "Earth is great why does it make so many angry people?"
>A: "Earth is great if you have money. You're royalty. You have infinite money."
>S: "Hey! I've had it rough! When I was 8 I had to make my own birthday cake from the ground up bones from an exotic pheenix raptor! My dad and I tracked it for THREE DAYS in the wilderness with no food or water and had to fight it wearing leaves and with BONE KNIVES."
>A: "Just to clarify you're gonna help me, right?"
>S: "mhm. Name a place. I and my 'spicy boy' will be there."
>A: "Tom?"
>S: "Ew, no Tom and me are ancient history."
>A: "Not according to his last blog entry."
>S: "MARCO IT WILL BE ME AND MARCO MEETING YOU."

>Now's your chance
>Name the time and place

>Your house
>School
>The Park
>The Beach

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)21:31:51 No.1525750

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)21:31:51 No.1525750

>>1525737
Let's avoid the School. She doesn't need to know about the HOLE.

How about either Anon's house or the park? Might find Jackie at the park and further rub our relationship in his bruised face.

Anonymous (ID: Zd/q9NiJ)
06/01/17(Thu)21:31:54 No.1525751

Anonymous (ID: Zd/q9NiJ) 06/01/17(Thu)21:31:54 No.1525751

>>1525737
>The Beach
Beach episode here we go

Anonymous (ID: SNODY22E)
06/01/17(Thu)21:31:55 No.1525753

Anonymous (ID: SNODY22E) 06/01/17(Thu)21:31:55 No.1525753

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>1525737
1 = The house
2 = The park

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)21:32:13 No.1525756

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)21:32:13 No.1525756

>>1525737
>Park sounds good
>Maybe 3:00 P.M.?

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/01/17(Thu)21:32:40 No.1525760

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/01/17(Thu)21:32:40 No.1525760

>>1525737
>The Beach

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)21:32:58 No.1525763

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)21:32:58 No.1525763

>>1525756
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)21:33:01 No.1525765

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)21:33:01 No.1525765

>>1525737
>The park

Anonymous (ID: lAhGC3uU)
06/01/17(Thu)21:33:02 No.1525766

Anonymous (ID: lAhGC3uU) 06/01/17(Thu)21:33:02 No.1525766

>>1525737
>The Park
Here, we might see Janna too.

Anonymous (ID: SNODY22E)
06/01/17(Thu)21:33:16 No.1525768

Anonymous (ID: SNODY22E) 06/01/17(Thu)21:33:16 No.1525768

>>1525753
Alright, the park it is.
>>1525756
3 PM sounds good.

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/01/17(Thu)21:33:26 No.1525770

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/01/17(Thu)21:33:26 No.1525770

>>1525737
The beach.
WE ARE GOING TO HAWAII AGAIN BOYZ

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
06/01/17(Thu)21:33:44 No.1525773

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 06/01/17(Thu)21:33:44 No.1525773

>>1525737
>>The Park

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/01/17(Thu)21:33:56 No.1525776

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/01/17(Thu)21:33:56 No.1525776

>>1525756
Supporting this.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)21:34:19 No.1525779

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)21:34:19 No.1525779

>>1525737
Park, safest place that won't kill us. And make it later so we can kill a drake first.

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
06/01/17(Thu)21:34:32 No.1525782

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 06/01/17(Thu)21:34:32 No.1525782

>>1525756
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/01/17(Thu)21:35:13 No.1525786

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/01/17(Thu)21:35:13 No.1525786

>>1525737
Skatepark. We'll have a ton of people vouching for us and we can bring along Jackie. Star or Marco may get kicked out if they beef it though.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)21:36:14 No.1525796

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)21:36:14 No.1525796

>>1525737
Let's make it the beach. That'sa pretty neutral place

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
06/01/17(Thu)21:36:17 No.1525797

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 06/01/17(Thu)21:36:17 No.1525797

>>1525751
Supporting. We're there to talk magic and shit. No need for possible interruptions at the park, school, or house.

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
06/01/17(Thu)21:37:48 No.1525803

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 06/01/17(Thu)21:37:48 No.1525803

>>1525756
Ideally we're in a place with witnesses
And Ideally we bring Janna along

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K)
06/01/17(Thu)21:39:35 No.1525813

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K) 06/01/17(Thu)21:39:35 No.1525813

IF STAR'S BRINGING MARCO WE SHOULD ALSO BRING SOMEONE!

LET'S BRING OSCAR TO COMPLETELY DISTRACT STAR.

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/01/17(Thu)21:40:21 No.1525818

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/01/17(Thu)21:40:21 No.1525818

Regardless of what we choose, star will bring someone, that means we will bring someone. I propose OSCAR to make star fall for him and accept our propositions easylier

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152)
06/01/17(Thu)21:42:25 No.1525823

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152) 06/01/17(Thu)21:42:25 No.1525823

>>1525737
Park, we did blow off our QT.

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/01/17(Thu)21:43:13 No.1525829

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/01/17(Thu)21:43:13 No.1525829

You know how the unicorn didnt tell us anything about the book? why would talking to star help?

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c)
06/01/17(Thu)21:44:06 No.1525835

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c) 06/01/17(Thu)21:44:06 No.1525835

>>1525829
Glossaryk and Luna knew each other?

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9)
06/01/17(Thu)21:44:13 No.1525836

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9) 06/01/17(Thu)21:44:13 No.1525836

>>1525818
>>1525813
I support this thought

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/01/17(Thu)21:45:20 No.1525842

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/01/17(Thu)21:45:20 No.1525842

>>1525835
that's a good thing?

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c)
06/01/17(Thu)21:45:58 No.1525844

Anonymous (ID: RLNWXc8c) 06/01/17(Thu)21:45:58 No.1525844

>>1525842
Is it bad?

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
06/01/17(Thu)21:46:32 No.1525847

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 06/01/17(Thu)21:46:32 No.1525847

>>1525813
>>1525818
Do we know where he is, or have a way to contact him? Also, what reason would he have to join us?

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K)
06/01/17(Thu)21:49:01 No.1525863

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K) 06/01/17(Thu)21:49:01 No.1525863

>>1525847
He's our friend, remember that he drove us to the beach

Also, it's not hard convincing Oscar of anything, just promise him a chilly dog and you're golden

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/01/17(Thu)21:49:36 No.1525866

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/01/17(Thu)21:49:36 No.1525866

>>1525844
Not sure.Could turn bad if it was a bad sort of know each other,could be good if it was a good sort of know each other

Anonymous (ID: S3hhD1Mx)
06/01/17(Thu)21:51:40 No.1525876

Anonymous (ID: S3hhD1Mx) 06/01/17(Thu)21:51:40 No.1525876

>>1525866
Luna never gave us any indication she was in bad terms with Glossaryk or told us to avoid him.
Plus I doubt Quest would put us in a situation where we could suffer an unpreventable GAME OVER.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/01/17(Thu)21:59:35 No.1525911

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/01/17(Thu)21:59:35 No.1525911

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4chan just ate Quest's post. Please standby.

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
06/01/17(Thu)22:01:46 No.1525918

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 06/01/17(Thu)22:01:46 No.1525918

>>1525876
You must be new here

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)22:05:38 No.1525935

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)22:05:38 No.1525935

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much support for...

>A: "The Park. Over in Fortune County. Marco knows where it is."
>S: "okie dok-ay! Oh and just to be sure."
>Star sends you a suspicious emoji
>S: "You -do- like the puppies right!?"
>A: "..."
>S: "RIGHT!????"
>A: "Look. I like most critters. Doggos. Cats. My mom owned a cat when I was younger but my dad killed it with a frying pan when it bit him and never let us get a dog. I think most things are cute. Bribs. Cats. Sneks. I even think most of my Zombies are cute. Except Zombina-chan. She's factually the cutest thing in this hell called reality."
>S: "...ur own dad killed your cat and kept you from having a puppy?"
>A: "Yeah, he's a dick but what of it?"
>There's a pause in her messages
>A: "yello?"
>S: "I was hugging my phone as hard as I could did you feel it?"
>A: "Oh fuck off. Be at the park. 5:30pm. I'll bring somebody along too for the negotiations.

>caclick
>You drift for a moment
>Sigh
>A: "Let's go."
>SHRRRRRRRUUIIIIP!
>You tear open a portal to your chosen mission!

CHOOSE

>THE FROGMONSTER BOG-SWAMP
-Fight and Kill the Swamp Drake

>DARK MOUNTAIN
-Search the Skull Lord's tower for THE EYES

>You are Anonymous
>14 year old Punch-Necro-Meme-Wizard
>You've just had a lot of character development

what do?

Anonymous (ID: xMCMfSTU)
06/01/17(Thu)22:06:17 No.1525937

Anonymous (ID: xMCMfSTU) 06/01/17(Thu)22:06:17 No.1525937

>>1525823
Mmm... bigger fan of bringing Janna than Oscar. She'll help keep Marco occupied/annoyed.

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
06/01/17(Thu)22:07:24 No.1525943

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 06/01/17(Thu)22:07:24 No.1525943

>>1525935
>>THE FROGMONSTER BOG-SWAMP
>-Fight and Kill the Swamp Drake
Want to steal the eyes, but I have a feeling that will be a more lengthy Mission

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)22:07:46 No.1525946

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)22:07:46 No.1525946

>>1525935
I forgot, what do the eyes do?

Anyway, go to the swamp. Take to the skies and find one, then resurrect the dead to eat their way inside of it and kill it from the inside. Or use fire.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)22:07:59 No.1525948

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)22:07:59 No.1525948

>>1525935
>THE FROGMONSTER BOG-SWAMP

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/01/17(Thu)22:08:00 No.1525949

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/01/17(Thu)22:08:00 No.1525949

>>1525935
SLAY DRAKE

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)22:08:17 No.1525951

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)22:08:17 No.1525951

>>1525935
FROGE SWAMP!

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/01/17(Thu)22:08:23 No.1525952

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/01/17(Thu)22:08:23 No.1525952

>>1525935
>>THE FROGMONSTER BOG-SWAMP
Its time lads

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/01/17(Thu)22:08:24 No.1525953

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/01/17(Thu)22:08:24 No.1525953

>>1525935
Drake

Anonymous (ID: Zd/q9NiJ)
06/01/17(Thu)22:08:39 No.1525955

Anonymous (ID: Zd/q9NiJ) 06/01/17(Thu)22:08:39 No.1525955

>>1525935

>THE FROGMONSTER BOG-SWAMP
>-Fight and Kill the Swamp Drake

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K)
06/01/17(Thu)22:09:04 No.1525958

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K) 06/01/17(Thu)22:09:04 No.1525958

>>1525935
>>1525935
SLAY DRAKE, BRING FUNYONS!

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
06/01/17(Thu)22:09:25 No.1525959

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 06/01/17(Thu)22:09:25 No.1525959

>>1525935
>THE FROGMONSTER BOG-SWAMP
-Fight and Kill the Swamp Drake

This whole week has been leading to the drake slaughter

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/01/17(Thu)22:09:29 No.1525962

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/01/17(Thu)22:09:29 No.1525962

>>1525935
Kill the drake!

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/01/17(Thu)22:09:50 No.1525966

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/01/17(Thu)22:09:50 No.1525966

>>1525935
>THE FROGMONSTER BOG-SWAMP
We've put this off for too long. Time to brutally murder a drake.

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152)
06/01/17(Thu)22:10:15 No.1525968

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152) 06/01/17(Thu)22:10:15 No.1525968

>>1525935
Kill the drake, we need that armor!

Anonymous (ID: xMCMfSTU)
06/01/17(Thu)22:10:31 No.1525972

Anonymous (ID: xMCMfSTU) 06/01/17(Thu)22:10:31 No.1525972

>>1525935
Can't help but feel we've been gearing and aiming for the Drake for awhile now. Might as well close the chapter on it.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)22:10:50 No.1525974

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)22:10:50 No.1525974

>>1525935
>Looks like we Drake Hunting.

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
06/01/17(Thu)22:11:14 No.1525977

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 06/01/17(Thu)22:11:14 No.1525977

>>1525946
Let us never get lost, also located in an armory of an Edgey Warlock, so we can probably grab some extra loot while we steal it.

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/01/17(Thu)22:14:43 No.1525990

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/01/17(Thu)22:14:43 No.1525990

>>1525935
Also grab our zombie we go to battle!

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)22:14:54 No.1525991

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)22:14:54 No.1525991

>>1525935
Those drakes better run, we out a hunting

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)22:15:01 No.1525992

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)22:15:01 No.1525992

>>1525977
>Armory

It's a good thing we have fire magic, or else we'd need some thermite to bust through whatever locks he has on it. It wouldn't be surprising if he has magical seals on it or some shit if he's that paranoid to have an armory.

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
06/01/17(Thu)22:19:28 No.1526007

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 06/01/17(Thu)22:19:28 No.1526007

>>1525992
More like "has a castle and an undead army." It may be in a trophy room or a treasury rather then an armory too, though with wizardy stuff they're effectively the same thing.

Anonymous (ID: zxgTGoen)
06/01/17(Thu)22:21:11 No.1526012

Anonymous (ID: zxgTGoen) 06/01/17(Thu)22:21:11 No.1526012

>>1525935
FROGMONSTER BOGSWAMP

The drake is an enemy we can recognize.
We have no idea what awaits us in the Skull Lord's Tower.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)22:23:37 No.1526022

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)22:23:37 No.1526022

>>1525935
WE GOTTA GO MAKE SKELECOPTERS

FOR THE DRAKE FIGHT

Anonymous (ID: wiVLCE3I)
06/01/17(Thu)22:26:23 No.1526031

Anonymous (ID: wiVLCE3I) 06/01/17(Thu)22:26:23 No.1526031

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>Anon is becoming more and more communistic as time goes on

NERO SHALL CORRUPT HIM MORE

COMRAAAAAAADE

Anonymous (ID: wiVLCE3I)
06/01/17(Thu)22:29:29 No.1526039

Anonymous (ID: wiVLCE3I) 06/01/17(Thu)22:29:29 No.1526039

>>1526031
My shitposts affect the quest.

Stay mad capitalists.

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)22:43:10 No.1526076

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)22:43:10 No.1526076

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>Your portal opens
>You fly straight through

https://youtu.be/K-sh2j3btns

>Far below you lies the Bog you landed in after your fight with that super-judgemental werewolf
>Emphasis on the MENTAL part AMIRITEFELLAS
>Ahem
>Either way, you've made it
>The magic swamp
>Where you will try to fight and kill something easily 100 times size your size
>With unknown magical powers
>On it's home turf
>Ok wow why are you doing this?
>PFFFFF
>AH!
>FLIES
>HUNDREDS
>THOUSANDS!
>The air is RANK with disgusting insects
>Some look like long ropes of chitinous flesh and wings
>Some are gigantic pill-bugs
>Some are flaoting gas-orbs
>Eugh!
>You land on a log with some gasps and sputters
>A: "AAck! Mewni is shit."
>A catepillar made out of rocky bulges and crystals leans out from a branch.
>C: "Tell me about it."
>You slap him into the water because you don't have time for any more dialogue right now
>The log beneath you rumbles
>Bubbles exit on either side of it's oddly shining mass
>Uh oh
>This might not be a log
>You smell sulphur gas coming from the mud
>You see a hollow nearby you could dive in for safety
>There's a collection of...stilt legged deer? Grazing nearby
>You are surrounded by muddy water that's as thick as soup

What do?

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)22:44:36 No.1526084

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)22:44:36 No.1526084

>>1526076
Take the aerial advantage; take to the skies and look for the drake.

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K)
06/01/17(Thu)22:45:09 No.1526089

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K) 06/01/17(Thu)22:45:09 No.1526089

FLY MEWGGA, FLY

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/01/17(Thu)22:45:10 No.1526090

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/01/17(Thu)22:45:10 No.1526090

>>1526076
>Stab downwards
MUSCRES! FIYA BRADU FORM!

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)22:45:51 No.1526095

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)22:45:51 No.1526095

>>1526076
KILL DEER THINGS FOR BAIT!

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/01/17(Thu)22:46:15 No.1526099

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/01/17(Thu)22:46:15 No.1526099

>>1526076
Return to the caterpillar. He knows shit.

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
06/01/17(Thu)22:46:27 No.1526102

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 06/01/17(Thu)22:46:27 No.1526102

>>1526076
Starwalk + Manta Cloak to get an aerial view

Anonymous (ID: kctGFvSg)
06/01/17(Thu)22:46:45 No.1526103

Anonymous (ID: kctGFvSg) 06/01/17(Thu)22:46:45 No.1526103

>>1526076
Fly.

Also raise some flying insects and have them scout.

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
06/01/17(Thu)22:47:21 No.1526108

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 06/01/17(Thu)22:47:21 No.1526108

>>1526076
Burn the swamp to the ground

Anonymous (ID: wiVLCE3I)
06/01/17(Thu)22:47:47 No.1526112

Anonymous (ID: wiVLCE3I) 06/01/17(Thu)22:47:47 No.1526112

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>>1526076

CHARGE

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
06/01/17(Thu)22:48:04 No.1526113

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 06/01/17(Thu)22:48:04 No.1526113

>>1526103
this too

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)22:48:47 No.1526118

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)22:48:47 No.1526118

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>>1526076
FLY YOU FOOLS

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)22:48:55 No.1526119

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)22:48:55 No.1526119

>>1526076
FLY FLY MY PRETTIES

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)22:49:05 No.1526120

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)22:49:05 No.1526120

>>1526076

>>1526103
Sounds good.

Anonymous (ID: zxgTGoen)
06/01/17(Thu)22:49:08 No.1526121

Anonymous (ID: zxgTGoen) 06/01/17(Thu)22:49:08 No.1526121

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>>1526076
Cover yourself in swamp mud and shit so the drake can't see us or smell us, then take to the air using Starwalk, BUT do not go over the top of the trees.

Surround the terrain and observe.

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/01/17(Thu)22:54:39 No.1526151

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/01/17(Thu)22:54:39 No.1526151

>>1526121
Supporting!
to fight nature we must BECOME NATURE

Anonymous (ID: kspi4gIY)
06/01/17(Thu)22:55:59 No.1526157

Anonymous (ID: kspi4gIY) 06/01/17(Thu)22:55:59 No.1526157

>>1526121
Definitely this

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)22:57:41 No.1526165

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)22:57:41 No.1526165

>>1526076
We gotta fly up, high enough to spot the swamp drake

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)22:59:45 No.1526177

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)22:59:45 No.1526177

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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>1526165
>>1526121
>>1526119
>>1526118
>>1526103
>>1526102

>Fly has won with maximum support

We're so cohesive tonight!

ROLL DEX!

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)23:00:32 No.1526184

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)23:00:32 No.1526184

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1526177
FUA

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
06/01/17(Thu)23:00:49 No.1526186

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 06/01/17(Thu)23:00:49 No.1526186

Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1526177
YOU ROLL DEX!

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)23:01:06 No.1526188

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)23:01:06 No.1526188

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1526177

Anonymous (ID: 7DI6jU8o)
06/01/17(Thu)23:01:35 No.1526190

Anonymous (ID: 7DI6jU8o) 06/01/17(Thu)23:01:35 No.1526190

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1526177

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)23:01:45 No.1526191

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)23:01:45 No.1526191

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1526177
FLY!

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/01/17(Thu)23:02:10 No.1526195

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/01/17(Thu)23:02:10 No.1526195

Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1526177
Rolling.

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)23:02:15 No.1526196

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)23:02:15 No.1526196

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1526177
DON'T FUCK UP

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/01/17(Thu)23:02:15 No.1526197

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/01/17(Thu)23:02:15 No.1526197

Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1526177

Anonymous (ID: zxgTGoen)
06/01/17(Thu)23:02:33 No.1526200

Anonymous (ID: zxgTGoen) 06/01/17(Thu)23:02:33 No.1526200

Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1526177
COME ON GIVE ME 20 AND NOT A BAD NUMBER

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E)
06/01/17(Thu)23:02:37 No.1526201

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E) 06/01/17(Thu)23:02:37 No.1526201

Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1526177

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
06/01/17(Thu)23:02:38 No.1526202

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 06/01/17(Thu)23:02:38 No.1526202

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1526177
Rolling

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
06/01/17(Thu)23:02:53 No.1526205

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 06/01/17(Thu)23:02:53 No.1526205

Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1526177

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)23:03:02 No.1526207

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)23:03:02 No.1526207

>>1526200
oh shit

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)23:03:32 No.1526210

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)23:03:32 No.1526210

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1526177
Doing it

Anonymous (ID: CHY4Uavi)
06/01/17(Thu)23:03:38 No.1526211

Anonymous (ID: CHY4Uavi) 06/01/17(Thu)23:03:38 No.1526211

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1526177

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K)
06/01/17(Thu)23:03:58 No.1526212

Anonymous (ID: vjEGde0K) 06/01/17(Thu)23:03:58 No.1526212

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

FFFFUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
06/01/17(Thu)23:04:00 No.1526213

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 06/01/17(Thu)23:04:00 No.1526213

Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1526177

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)23:04:15 No.1526214

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)23:04:15 No.1526214

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1526177
I don't like our odds with a 10+2. Attempting to help with another roll.

~~If I hit a 1, I will personally commit seppuku using a toe nail clipper.~~

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9)
06/01/17(Thu)23:04:49 No.1526218

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9) 06/01/17(Thu)23:04:49 No.1526218

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Let's go

Anonymous (ID: GOS8KX3d)
06/01/17(Thu)23:05:34 No.1526221

Anonymous (ID: GOS8KX3d) 06/01/17(Thu)23:05:34 No.1526221

Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1526177

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152)
06/01/17(Thu)23:05:36 No.1526224

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152) 06/01/17(Thu)23:05:36 No.1526224

>>1526177
dice+1d20

Anonymous (ID: kctGFvSg)
06/01/17(Thu)23:05:52 No.1526227

Anonymous (ID: kctGFvSg) 06/01/17(Thu)23:05:52 No.1526227

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Trying to get a 20 to help.

Hopefully it won't be a 1

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152)
06/01/17(Thu)23:07:21 No.1526231

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152) 06/01/17(Thu)23:07:21 No.1526231

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1526177
Aight, let's do this for real now.

Anonymous (ID: zxgTGoen)
06/01/17(Thu)23:07:59 No.1526235

Anonymous (ID: zxgTGoen) 06/01/17(Thu)23:07:59 No.1526235

>>1526227
Close, but no cigar.

Hat your 7 been first we'd gotten a 17 + 3 + 2

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
06/01/17(Thu)23:08:17 No.1526238

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 06/01/17(Thu)23:08:17 No.1526238

Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1526177

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
06/01/17(Thu)23:10:51 No.1526251

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 06/01/17(Thu)23:10:51 No.1526251

Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1526177
Here goes..

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)23:14:37 No.1526271

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)23:14:37 No.1526271

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>>1526197
>>1526197
WINNER!

>10 total

>>1526200
+2!

>12 total

>You remove your weight weight leaves you like a stale breath
>Your feet float just over the skin of this...log thing
>You push off from it ever so gently
>A: "Ok...just sneeki. Then breeki-"
>L:"rrrAWAMP!"
>The log was no log, Austin!
>Just as you thought!
>A neon Oragne Crocodile with Six limbs and a circle of glassy blue eyes erupts from the water!
>It's snapped down your foot!
>You heard bones crack

ANON HAS TAKEN 8 DAMAGE

ANON IS AT 42 HEALTH

>The sounds of the surrounding insects intensify
>Things slither in the mud
>Something swings through the trees
>The stilt-deer leap off into the woods
>They leave behind glowing pits for footprints
>A: "I knew it! I KNEW THIS PLACE WAS SHIT!"

WHAT DO!?

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)23:16:17 No.1526279

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)23:16:17 No.1526279

>>1526271
BfB that fucker, using muscles as a sword

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)23:16:39 No.1526280

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)23:16:39 No.1526280

>>1526271
Smash the nose, it is extremely sensitive, or go fo the eyes with fire

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)23:16:59 No.1526284

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)23:16:59 No.1526284

>>1526271
PUNCH IT

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)23:17:18 No.1526285

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)23:17:18 No.1526285

>>1526271
>BfB via Flame-Mode Muscles Sword

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)23:17:24 No.1526286

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)23:17:24 No.1526286

>>1526271
FLAMING SWORD TO THE SKULL! And BfB it!

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/01/17(Thu)23:18:08 No.1526292

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/01/17(Thu)23:18:08 No.1526292

>>1526271
>Oragne Crocodile
OOOOH SHIIIIT
punch it in the snout thats how its works right?

Anonymous (ID: zxgTGoen)
06/01/17(Thu)23:18:57 No.1526295

Anonymous (ID: zxgTGoen) 06/01/17(Thu)23:18:57 No.1526295

>>1526271
Wait.

The crocodile DOESN'T have us in the vice-like grip of its mouth? Does it?
Either way. Use BfB using muscles on the croc.

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152)
06/01/17(Thu)23:19:14 No.1526297

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152) 06/01/17(Thu)23:19:14 No.1526297

>>1526271
BFB ON IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Anonymous (ID: CHY4Uavi)
06/01/17(Thu)23:19:21 No.1526298

Anonymous (ID: CHY4Uavi) 06/01/17(Thu)23:19:21 No.1526298

>>1526286
This

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/01/17(Thu)23:19:36 No.1526300

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/01/17(Thu)23:19:36 No.1526300

>>1526271
BFB PUNCH

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)23:21:36 No.1526305

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)23:21:36 No.1526305

>>1526271
Pray to fuck our foot isn't stuck inside of it, otherwise, bye-bye foot.

Now, BURN THE SUNOVABITCH

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)23:23:27 No.1526316

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)23:23:27 No.1526316

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>>1526305
>>1526300
>>1526298
>>1526297
>>1526279
ROLL STRENGTH

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)23:24:00 No.1526320

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)23:24:00 No.1526320

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316
FOCK EM OP

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)23:24:03 No.1526321

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)23:24:03 No.1526321

Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316
ATTACK!

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)23:24:17 No.1526322

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)23:24:17 No.1526322

Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1526316
Punching

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)23:24:31 No.1526324

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)23:24:31 No.1526324

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>1526316
dice yes bless mess

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/01/17(Thu)23:24:42 No.1526325

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/01/17(Thu)23:24:42 No.1526325

Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316
Rolling.

Anonymous (ID: CHY4Uavi)
06/01/17(Thu)23:24:49 No.1526326

Anonymous (ID: CHY4Uavi) 06/01/17(Thu)23:24:49 No.1526326

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1526316

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/01/17(Thu)23:24:49 No.1526327

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/01/17(Thu)23:24:49 No.1526327

Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)23:24:50 No.1526328

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)23:24:50 No.1526328

Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316
DON'T FUCK UP

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
06/01/17(Thu)23:24:52 No.1526329

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 06/01/17(Thu)23:24:52 No.1526329

Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/01/17(Thu)23:25:03 No.1526332

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/01/17(Thu)23:25:03 No.1526332

Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316
Come don't suck please!

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
06/01/17(Thu)23:25:04 No.1526333

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 06/01/17(Thu)23:25:04 No.1526333

Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/01/17(Thu)23:25:10 No.1526336

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/01/17(Thu)23:25:10 No.1526336

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Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)23:25:24 No.1526337

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)23:25:24 No.1526337

Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316
AAAAAH!

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)23:25:32 No.1526338

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)23:25:32 No.1526338

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1526316
FUA

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
06/01/17(Thu)23:26:31 No.1526342

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 06/01/17(Thu)23:26:31 No.1526342

Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316
Eat the brain for int boost

Anonymous (ID: zxgTGoen)
06/01/17(Thu)23:26:32 No.1526343

Anonymous (ID: zxgTGoen) 06/01/17(Thu)23:26:32 No.1526343

Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)23:27:00 No.1526347

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)23:27:00 No.1526347

>>1526327
That's what ye get, ye stupid dinosaur

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
06/01/17(Thu)23:27:07 No.1526349

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 06/01/17(Thu)23:27:07 No.1526349

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316
行くぞ、相棒!

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/01/17(Thu)23:27:55 No.1526353

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/01/17(Thu)23:27:55 No.1526353

>>1526347
Oh shit i just noticed AYEEE

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)23:28:22 No.1526356

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)23:28:22 No.1526356

>>1526327
15+9-2 = 22

Good shit.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/01/17(Thu)23:28:30 No.1526359

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/01/17(Thu)23:28:30 No.1526359

>>1526343
Fuck

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152)
06/01/17(Thu)23:28:32 No.1526360

Anonymous (ID: +yng3152) 06/01/17(Thu)23:28:32 No.1526360

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316
BY THE POWER OF THE FIST!

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
06/01/17(Thu)23:28:37 No.1526362

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 06/01/17(Thu)23:28:37 No.1526362

Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/01/17(Thu)23:29:01 No.1526366

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/01/17(Thu)23:29:01 No.1526366

Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/01/17(Thu)23:29:13 No.1526370

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/01/17(Thu)23:29:13 No.1526370

Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316
LA PUTA QUE ME PARIO.

Anonymous (ID: GOS8KX3d)
06/01/17(Thu)23:35:38 No.1526397

Anonymous (ID: GOS8KX3d) 06/01/17(Thu)23:35:38 No.1526397

Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526316

Anonymous (ID: ReNpYK/b)
06/01/17(Thu)23:39:32 No.1526407

Anonymous (ID: ReNpYK/b) 06/01/17(Thu)23:39:32 No.1526407

Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1526271

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/)
06/01/17(Thu)23:43:54 No.1526422

Quest (ID: PFt8oiQ/) 06/01/17(Thu)23:43:54 No.1526422

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>>1526327
>>1526327

WINNER!

>24 total

>>1526343
-2

22

>>1526362
+2

>24 total

https://youtu.be/CsFP3Klqab0

>A: "Oi! YE BONK-EYED CUNT!"
>Muscles raises up over your head
>Your human arm pops out in selfie mode with your phone
>A: "Ello there in the Ol' US of Ayyyye 'ere we are in the Mewnian Swamplands and Oi'z got me this fucker suckin on me toes!"
>You kick the croc a little in it's snott
>A: "Worst Fetish m8!"
>C: "RRRUURRR"
>A: "Eres wot I'm gotta do. Cause this big bloke issa-least of me worries."
>Muscles forms into a middle-finger blade
>You clear your throat
>A: "GET STUFFED AND AVE A SUCK A THE OL SAV YE SICKNIN' CUNT!"
>You stab
>A: "GERROFFME."
>Punch
>Mangle
>Mash

ANON HAS DEALT 12 DAMAGE
>Blood for blood reduces this to half
>ANON HAS DEALTH 6 DAMAGE
>ANON HAS GAINED 6 HEALTH

ANON IS AT 48 HP

>The croc rolls to avoid your stabby-fist
>You both end up in the soup
>You can't see
>You can barely breathe
>You taste sweet sugary blood in the water
>Not yours
>Your enemies
>Good
>They way you fight?
>You need enemies
>Ker-slpoosh!
>You both emerge from the water in a tangle of scales and monster-meat
>You look like a mud-covered nightmare
>It looks like a Six-armed Banana way past it's due date
>Muscles remains fabulous
>Your Housevator door is pounding in your Pocket
>Zombina can sense you're in danger
>She wants to help!

WHAT DO!?

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)23:46:31 No.1526428

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)23:46:31 No.1526428

>>1526422
Release zombina, then use finger blade to attack the eyes to blind it

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/01/17(Thu)23:47:03 No.1526431

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/01/17(Thu)23:47:03 No.1526431

>>1526422
Whip that shit out and get Zombina in on this.

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/01/17(Thu)23:47:08 No.1526432

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/01/17(Thu)23:47:08 No.1526432

>>1526422
Zombina, I choose you! NOW KEEP PUNCHING THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/01/17(Thu)23:47:12 No.1526433

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/01/17(Thu)23:47:12 No.1526433

>>1526422
LET HER HELP! But also, if it's let us go let's flee! We have bigger fish to fry!

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)23:47:55 No.1526436

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)23:47:55 No.1526436

>>1526422
Fuck the gator, if it's let go of our foot, then fly on up. Otherwise, give it another smashing on the snout.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/01/17(Thu)23:48:04 No.1526437

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/01/17(Thu)23:48:04 No.1526437

>>1526422
>Allow Zombina to help
>wrassle this gator some moar

Secret ~~Steve Irwin~~ Path
>Vimeo or stream while fighting the thing, while imitating Steve Irwin

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)23:48:38 No.1526440

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)23:48:38 No.1526440

>>1526437
nvm THIS

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
06/01/17(Thu)23:49:26 No.1526444

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 06/01/17(Thu)23:49:26 No.1526444

>>1526437
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/01/17(Thu)23:50:40 No.1526449

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/01/17(Thu)23:50:40 No.1526449

>>1526437
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/01/17(Thu)23:52:00 No.1526455

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/01/17(Thu)23:52:00 No.1526455

>>1526437
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/01/17(Thu)23:52:00 No.1526456

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/01/17(Thu)23:52:00 No.1526456

>>1526422
>>1526437

Sounds loike a roight propa time for mo' CHOPPA! SAPPOHTIN!

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
06/01/17(Thu)23:52:34 No.1526459

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 06/01/17(Thu)23:52:34 No.1526459

>>1526437
Oh shit, this must be done... alternatively have zombina act as cameraman?

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny)
06/01/17(Thu)23:52:40 No.1526460

Mojogopo (ID: dYSmoCny) 06/01/17(Thu)23:52:40 No.1526460

remember guys, crocs have weak opening muscles so if we clamp them shut we basically win as that is its main weapon

Anonymous (ID: h7LLXq+D)
06/01/17(Thu)23:53:02 No.1526462

Anonymous (ID: h7LLXq+D) 06/01/17(Thu)23:53:02 No.1526462

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>>1526422
Have zombina come out and help us hold it down while we try and get our foot out of it's mouth using muscles.

Make sure to get a selfie wrasslin after we subdue it.

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse)
06/01/17(Thu)23:53:18 No.1526464

Anonymous (ID: UQNLWBse) 06/01/17(Thu)23:53:18 No.1526464

>>1526460
This, guys

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/01/17(Thu)23:53:29 No.1526466

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/01/17(Thu)23:53:29 No.1526466

>>1526422
>>1526437
Sounds like fun. Let's do this.

Anonymous (ID: h7LLXq+D)
06/01/17(Thu)23:54:05 No.1526469

Anonymous (ID: h7LLXq+D) 06/01/17(Thu)23:54:05 No.1526469

>>1526462
Yeah: >>1526437

HAVE ZOMBINA FILM IT

Anonymous (ID: DntUa/5h)
06/01/17(Thu)23:55:26 No.1526478

Anonymous (ID: DntUa/5h) 06/01/17(Thu)23:55:26 No.1526478

>>1526437
Oight you cunt, let's get shiggy.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/01/17(Thu)23:55:45 No.1526481

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/01/17(Thu)23:55:45 No.1526481

>>1526422
>Let Zombina out
>STABSTABSTAB

Anonymous (ID: Mx5vYPKu)
06/01/17(Thu)23:59:47 No.1526500

Anonymous (ID: Mx5vYPKu) 06/01/17(Thu)23:59:47 No.1526500

>>1526437
Wrestle the cunt. We need a big bruiser. Show it who the real king of the outback is.

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/02/17(Fri)00:00:31 No.1526504

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/02/17(Fri)00:00:31 No.1526504

>>1526422
>>1526456
>>1526459
>>1526462
>>1526469

Supporting Cameraman Zombie Plan.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/02/17(Fri)00:07:36 No.1526536

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/02/17(Fri)00:07:36 No.1526536

Watch us roll a 1 and get one-shotted by a flying Manta

Anonymous (ID: h7LLXq+D)
06/02/17(Fri)00:10:01 No.1526550

Anonymous (ID: h7LLXq+D) 06/02/17(Fri)00:10:01 No.1526550

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>>1526536
You think it's latE enough?

WELL YOU'RE WRONG

IT'LL NEVER BE LATE ENOUGH

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
06/02/17(Fri)00:13:02 No.1526558

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 06/02/17(Fri)00:13:02 No.1526558

>>1524369
Anon's from the Cisco, Janna's from the PI?

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/02/17(Fri)00:13:11 No.1526559

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/02/17(Fri)00:13:11 No.1526559

>>1526550
dont jinx it

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE)
06/02/17(Fri)00:15:16 No.1526564

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE) 06/02/17(Fri)00:15:16 No.1526564

>>1526437
Adding support to the zombie TV plan.

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)00:25:09 No.1526599

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)00:25:09 No.1526599

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Rolled 5, 7 = 12 (2d10)

>>1526455
>>1526440
>>1526428
>>1526432
>>1526558

I AM RETURNED!

ROLL STR FOR YOUR ATTACK!

THEN CHARISMA FOR THE STRAYA SMACK-TALK

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/02/17(Fri)00:27:16 No.1526605

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/02/17(Fri)00:27:16 No.1526605

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d20)

>>1526599
Time to fuck up horrendously!

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
06/02/17(Fri)00:27:23 No.1526606

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 06/02/17(Fri)00:27:23 No.1526606

Rolled 3, 7 = 10 (2d20)

>>1526599

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
06/02/17(Fri)00:27:51 No.1526610

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 06/02/17(Fri)00:27:51 No.1526610

Rolled 16, 5 = 21 (2d20)

>>1526599
Let's do this

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/02/17(Fri)00:27:58 No.1526612

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/02/17(Fri)00:27:58 No.1526612

Rolled 15, 17 = 32 (2d20)

>>1526599
Hey Quest, about the rolling system.

/qst/ is actually pretty slow. So it's possible to aim for those specific numbers you rolled.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/02/17(Fri)00:28:10 No.1526614

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/02/17(Fri)00:28:10 No.1526614

Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d20)

>>1526599

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/02/17(Fri)00:28:37 No.1526617

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/02/17(Fri)00:28:37 No.1526617

Rolled 15, 1 = 16 (2d20)

>>1526599
STRAYA CUNT!

Anonymous (ID: nCkgEVWu)
06/02/17(Fri)00:28:40 No.1526618

Anonymous (ID: nCkgEVWu) 06/02/17(Fri)00:28:40 No.1526618

Rolled 10, 4 = 14 (2d20)

>>1526599
DICE GODS HEAR MY PLEA

AND IF YOU DON'T
THEN TO HELL WITH YOU

Anonymous (ID: DntUa/5h)
06/02/17(Fri)00:29:14 No.1526620

Anonymous (ID: DntUa/5h) 06/02/17(Fri)00:29:14 No.1526620

Rolled 17, 3 = 20 (2d20)

>>1526599
I'ma stick it up yo bum croc!

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/02/17(Fri)00:29:18 No.1526621

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/02/17(Fri)00:29:18 No.1526621

>>1526605
>>1526617
Stingray'd

Jesus Christ these rolls are awful

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/02/17(Fri)00:29:19 No.1526622

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/02/17(Fri)00:29:19 No.1526622

Rolled 11, 13 = 24 (2d20)

>>1526599
TRAMBOLIKO

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/02/17(Fri)00:29:38 No.1526624

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/02/17(Fri)00:29:38 No.1526624

Rolled 15, 5 = 20 (2d20)

>>1526599
Rolling.

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/02/17(Fri)00:29:59 No.1526628

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/02/17(Fri)00:29:59 No.1526628

Rolled 13, 8 = 21 (2d20)

>>1526599
DO IT FOR AUSTRALIAN SHITPOSTERS EVERYWHERE

Anonymous (ID: nCkgEVWu)
06/02/17(Fri)00:30:37 No.1526630

Anonymous (ID: nCkgEVWu) 06/02/17(Fri)00:30:37 No.1526630

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>>1526617
>>1526605
>2 and 1

I hope it's not a live stream.

Anonymous (ID: uSvnBQOQ)
06/02/17(Fri)00:30:53 No.1526633

Anonymous (ID: uSvnBQOQ) 06/02/17(Fri)00:30:53 No.1526633

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Oh dear god this went horribly

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/02/17(Fri)00:31:31 No.1526638

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/02/17(Fri)00:31:31 No.1526638

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Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/02/17(Fri)00:31:33 No.1526639

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/02/17(Fri)00:31:33 No.1526639

Rolled 18, 6, 8, 9, 14, 19, 6, 12, 13, 17, 3, 12, 20, 10, 3 = 170 (15d20)

I think we're being punished for showboating.

Let's just run away and go for the drake.

Also, attempting to clear out dice.

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/02/17(Fri)00:31:38 No.1526640

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/02/17(Fri)00:31:38 No.1526640

Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d20)

>>1526599

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
06/02/17(Fri)00:31:49 No.1526641

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 06/02/17(Fri)00:31:49 No.1526641

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Rolled 19, 13 = 32 (2d20)

>>1526599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDuP37IvCT4

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE)
06/02/17(Fri)00:32:08 No.1526644

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE) 06/02/17(Fri)00:32:08 No.1526644

Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d20)

>>1526599
Please let this work.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/02/17(Fri)00:35:32 No.1526661

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/02/17(Fri)00:35:32 No.1526661

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This isn't regular HUBRIS
This is advanced HUBRIS

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/02/17(Fri)00:37:17 No.1526673

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/02/17(Fri)00:37:17 No.1526673

>>1526617
How fitting, considering I wasn't into this Steve Irwin gag to begin with.

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/02/17(Fri)00:37:39 No.1526675

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/02/17(Fri)00:37:39 No.1526675

>>1526661
We ascend so high with our new power that we forgot the essence of caution.

Fitting image i suppose

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
06/02/17(Fri)00:38:04 No.1526677

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 06/02/17(Fri)00:38:04 No.1526677

Rolled 5, 11 = 16 (2d20)

>>1526599
CRIKEY!

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)00:48:35 No.1526707

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)00:48:35 No.1526707

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>>1526605
>>1526605

STRENGTH WINNAR!

>11 total

>>1526617
>>1526617
>CHARISMA...failure
>A natural 1
>It negates all other rolls

>No Additions to the rolls
>You pull open your Housevator
>It's Yaboi
>Zombie girl
>Z: "MAAAHHH!"
>She comes flying out of there
>As fast as a scrawny corpse can, when submerged in mud
>You feel her presence
>How full of fury she is
>SHE ATTACKS!

~~>19 total~~

>CRUNCH!
>She bites the monster in it's eyes!
>C: "RRAAH!!!"
>ZOMBINA HAS DEALT 6 DAMAGE
>Man, that eyeball is bleeding a ton
>The beast bucks but it doesn't let go your foot!
>It can't shake your zombie
>Up into the air you go!
>You get a gasping breath as you're thrown around in this muck
>You get your camera started
>Put on your best Steve
>The issue isn't that you fail said impression
>It's that you get into it
>Wayyyy too into it
>A: "Yeh OIlroight lookit this beaut-ere. She's a real looka AYE wel WOnAOIm gonna dew once I get her noice and tuckered Aout is stick me Monstar arm ROIGHT UP IT'S BUTT-HOLE!"
>Muscles descends upon the now extremely bloody monster
>SNAP!
>A: "AH!"
>It did a short bite to get further up your leg!
>It didn't hurt...
>A: "Did I just survive a-"
>Z: "Mastha Strong! GO! GET IN BATOR BUTT!"
>Your phone is going nuts
>Several people have said they're calling the police for animal cruelty
>Some others are screaming about aliens
>Your streaming account has been flagged
>A: "Goddamn Normies."
>You turn and try to get back into the bit
>A: "LOIKE I'Z WAS SAYI-HURGG!!"
>You've been pulled back under the grimy briny water
>You now have a mouth full of disgusting mud and slime
>You feel something wriggle just behind your back teeth
>Fuck
>Yeauhhgg
>NO!

WHAT DO!?

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
06/02/17(Fri)00:49:07 No.1526709

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 06/02/17(Fri)00:49:07 No.1526709

Rolled 12, 13 = 25 (2d20)

>>1526599
I -am- Australian. Fuck you mewniggers.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/02/17(Fri)00:50:19 No.1526712

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/02/17(Fri)00:50:19 No.1526712

>>1526707
Time to stop fucking around.

Fleshcshape into sword-arm and combust it.

Swing for damage

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/02/17(Fri)00:51:13 No.1526715

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/02/17(Fri)00:51:13 No.1526715

>>1526707
Enough fucking about.

Cut the fucking things jaw off.

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/02/17(Fri)00:51:20 No.1526716

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/02/17(Fri)00:51:20 No.1526716

>>1526712
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/02/17(Fri)00:51:41 No.1526718

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/02/17(Fri)00:51:41 No.1526718

>>1526707
Tell Zombina to stop the recording and kill the damn thing.

Get that thing out of our throat!

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/02/17(Fri)00:51:46 No.1526719

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/02/17(Fri)00:51:46 No.1526719

>>1526707
GROW SPIKES ALL OVER MUSCLES, AND SPIN SPIN SPIN IN ITS BUTT 'OLE!

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
06/02/17(Fri)00:52:10 No.1526720

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 06/02/17(Fri)00:52:10 No.1526720

>>1526707
AoE BFB. Hit everything other than Zombina and Muscles.

Also, once we get a moment out of combat, we should:
Raise some dead insects to use as scouts
Raise the dead gator to use as a meatshield for the drake
Do that Combustion but with positive feelz thing to buff ourselves, zombina, muscles, and the gator.

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/02/17(Fri)00:53:56 No.1526724

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/02/17(Fri)00:53:56 No.1526724

>>1526707
Time to stop fucking around. Let's kill the damn thing before we embarrass ourselves further. We still have a drake to kill, remember?
Stab muscles into its brain.

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/02/17(Fri)00:55:00 No.1526731

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/02/17(Fri)00:55:00 No.1526731

>>1526707
Just stab the goddamm thing already...

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE)
06/02/17(Fri)00:55:05 No.1526732

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE) 06/02/17(Fri)00:55:05 No.1526732

>>1526719
No. Muscles should be turned into a gigantic spiked horse dildo and rammed up the the things Cloaca. Remember anons, a reptile's butt is actually a cloaca.

Anonymous (ID: /VZlxif7)
06/02/17(Fri)00:55:37 No.1526736

Anonymous (ID: /VZlxif7) 06/02/17(Fri)00:55:37 No.1526736

>>1526707
Please do not kill the thing on-camera.
Our friendos could be watching.

Just wrestle it away it down into submission.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/02/17(Fri)00:57:02 No.1526742

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/02/17(Fri)00:57:02 No.1526742

>>1526707
>Resume with Sword Slicing
"hOkay Muscles, maaaybe we aren't cut out for the whole butthole thing..."
"..but I'll be damned if this thing ain't gonna be cut for breaking the N.A.P."

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
06/02/17(Fri)00:57:17 No.1526745

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 06/02/17(Fri)00:57:17 No.1526745

>>1526707
We're in a swamp. Place should be teeming with life. And death. Call upon the fallen to aide you for glory and swarm/restrain the beast.

Anonymous (ID: 1Nk5xHbP)
06/02/17(Fri)00:57:45 No.1526746

Anonymous (ID: 1Nk5xHbP) 06/02/17(Fri)00:57:45 No.1526746

>>1526736
It's trying to eat us and I'm out of fucks to give on this fight.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/02/17(Fri)00:58:57 No.1526749

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/02/17(Fri)00:58:57 No.1526749

>>1526736
Didn't our streaming account get taken down?

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)01:03:00 No.1526764

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)01:03:00 No.1526764

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Rolled 6, 10 = 16 (2d10)

>>1526709
>>1526712
>>1526715
>>1526716
>>1526724

ROLL STRENGTH!

THEN ROLL WISDOM!

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/02/17(Fri)01:03:57 No.1526768

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/02/17(Fri)01:03:57 No.1526768

Rolled 11, 16 = 27 (2d20)

>>1526764
COME ON

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/02/17(Fri)01:04:02 No.1526770

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/02/17(Fri)01:04:02 No.1526770

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d20)

>>1526764

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/02/17(Fri)01:04:07 No.1526771

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/02/17(Fri)01:04:07 No.1526771

Rolled 9, 10 = 19 (2d20)

>>1526764
RIP AND TEEEEARRRRR!!!!

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
06/02/17(Fri)01:04:36 No.1526773

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 06/02/17(Fri)01:04:36 No.1526773

Rolled 2, 19 = 21 (2d20)

>>1526764

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/02/17(Fri)01:04:37 No.1526774

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/02/17(Fri)01:04:37 No.1526774

Rolled 15, 8 = 23 (2d20)

>>1526764

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/02/17(Fri)01:04:52 No.1526776

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/02/17(Fri)01:04:52 No.1526776

Rolled 13, 11 = 24 (2d20)

>>1526764

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
06/02/17(Fri)01:04:59 No.1526777

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 06/02/17(Fri)01:04:59 No.1526777

Rolled 5, 13 = 18 (2d20)

>>1526764
We haven't even gotten to the Drake yet

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
06/02/17(Fri)01:05:03 No.1526778

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 06/02/17(Fri)01:05:03 No.1526778

Rolled 15, 2 = 17 (2d20)

>>1526764
Yes pixie sticks please.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/02/17(Fri)01:05:28 No.1526780

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/02/17(Fri)01:05:28 No.1526780

>>1526776
>>1526770
Well, 13 isn't bad. But that 2

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
06/02/17(Fri)01:05:40 No.1526781

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 06/02/17(Fri)01:05:40 No.1526781

Rolled 12, 14 = 26 (2d20)

>>1526764

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
06/02/17(Fri)01:06:06 No.1526782

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 06/02/17(Fri)01:06:06 No.1526782

Rolled 5, 19 = 24 (2d20)

>>1526764
We can salvage this

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
06/02/17(Fri)01:06:58 No.1526786

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 06/02/17(Fri)01:06:58 No.1526786

Rolled 4, 16 = 20 (2d20)

>>1526764
well,not like things can get much worse.

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
06/02/17(Fri)01:07:08 No.1526787

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 06/02/17(Fri)01:07:08 No.1526787

Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d20)

>>1526764
gday

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/02/17(Fri)01:08:17 No.1526795

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/02/17(Fri)01:08:17 No.1526795

>>1526764
dice+2d20

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/02/17(Fri)01:08:25 No.1526797

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/02/17(Fri)01:08:25 No.1526797

Rolled 12, 7 = 19 (2d20)

>>1526764
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/02/17(Fri)01:09:11 No.1526800

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/02/17(Fri)01:09:11 No.1526800

>>1526782
salvaged indeed

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE)
06/02/17(Fri)01:09:26 No.1526801

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE) 06/02/17(Fri)01:09:26 No.1526801

Rolled 9, 11 = 20 (2d20)

>>1526764
Dice don't fail me now.

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP)
06/02/17(Fri)01:09:29 No.1526803

Anonymous (ID: A2A+undP) 06/02/17(Fri)01:09:29 No.1526803

Rolled 3, 10 = 13 (2d20)

>>1526764

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/02/17(Fri)01:10:09 No.1526805

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/02/17(Fri)01:10:09 No.1526805

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>>1526770

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
06/02/17(Fri)01:12:26 No.1526813

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 06/02/17(Fri)01:12:26 No.1526813

>>1526805
Does she need instructions?

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE)
06/02/17(Fri)01:12:47 No.1526814

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE) 06/02/17(Fri)01:12:47 No.1526814

Rolled 17, 4 = 21 (2d20)

THE DICE GODS HAVE FORSAKEN US! WE MUST OFFER UP A SACRIFICE TO APPEASE THEIR ANGER!

Also, what's the policy on rolling more than once?

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/02/17(Fri)01:13:03 No.1526816

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/02/17(Fri)01:13:03 No.1526816

>>1526805
It's like dicegod is fucking with you. Bet you didnt sacrifice anything

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
06/02/17(Fri)01:20:14 No.1526839

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 06/02/17(Fri)01:20:14 No.1526839

Rolled 14, 3 = 17 (2d20)

>>1526816
DICE GODS A SHIT

ANON FORGES HIS OWN PATH

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
06/02/17(Fri)01:21:35 No.1526842

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 06/02/17(Fri)01:21:35 No.1526842

Rolled 17, 4 = 21 (2d20)

>>1526839
No.

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
06/02/17(Fri)01:21:45 No.1526844

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 06/02/17(Fri)01:21:45 No.1526844

>>1526814
Don't roll more than once

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)01:23:20 No.1526852

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)01:23:20 No.1526852

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>>1526776
>>1526776
Strength WINNAR!

>22 total

>>1526770
>>1526770
WISDOM WINNAR!

>5 total

>A: "Fuck!"
>You spurt mud as you scream
>A: "Fuck..."
>Muscles forms into a blade more fitting the situation
>That finger-shtick wasn't a knoife
>A: "THIS is a noife!"
>C: "RR!"
>You respond to this affront with the only language you know
>Violence
>BIFF SHHRRICK! CRACK WHACK!
>You tossed your phone to the shore before you began your terrible work
>This thing's skin is like a double-baked set of carseat leather
>It's mouth is full of daggers
>So you take Zombina's lead and go for the eyes
>They pop like pustules under your horrid bone-blade
>You spit sparks
>Try to summon fire
>It doesn't work
>You're too sloppy
>Too tired from all this swimming to even half-way focus enough to summon flames
>It SNAPS again as you stab into it's primordial skull
>CRACK!
>Your
>Duck fucking
>Shins
>ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 8 DAMAGE
>ANONYMOUS IS AT 40 HP
>Muscles snaps out and wraps it's neck up, growing long blades all across it's surface
>It's nearly blind
>Still fighting regardless
>Zombina's gnawing on it's face
>She's not getting through it's skin
>You decide it's time to end this
>A: "Bob's yer fekkin Uncle, M8."
>SHHHLLLRRRRRRUUUUUP!

ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 11 DAMAGE
THE CROCOSAURUS IS DEAD

https://youtu.be/Vy3esMeFoKo

>You hold up the creature's severed and eyeless head
>Muscles flops it around for second
>You speak from the corner of your mouth
>A: "Oi fink we won!"
>Zombina cheers as your opponent becomes a meat-canoe for the two of you
>She pounds the skin and throws her head back
>Z: "AWWOOOOOO!!!"
>She howls
>Z: "AAAaaWWOOOO!!!"
>Birds are flying away
>You feel laughter bubbling in the base of your gut

Howl with Zombella?

Then What do!?

Around you lies...

>ONE CROCOSAURUS CORPSE

>THE CLEARING WITH STILT-DEER TRACKS

>A NEARBY CAVE/HOLLOW

>Your phone

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/02/17(Fri)01:25:52 No.1526859

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/02/17(Fri)01:25:52 No.1526859

>>1526852
Rip into its corpse, DRINK THE B L O O D!

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/02/17(Fri)01:25:56 No.1526860

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/02/17(Fri)01:25:56 No.1526860

>>1526852
Have Zombina eat the corpse and help us walk around. Search for things to siphon health from before using our flight to search for drakes.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/02/17(Fri)01:26:15 No.1526861

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/02/17(Fri)01:26:15 No.1526861

>>1526852
AAAAAAAAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Also, kill smaller shit nearby for healsies.

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/02/17(Fri)01:26:26 No.1526862

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/02/17(Fri)01:26:26 No.1526862

>>1526852
Yes. Howl with Zombiegirl (got a bad feelin)

Drag that croc away from there and use em as bait for drake. Can we skin it btw?

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/02/17(Fri)01:26:35 No.1526863

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/02/17(Fri)01:26:35 No.1526863

>>1526852
>>ONE CROCOSAURUS CORPSE
Perfect for baiting the drake/maybe upgrading or fixing Zombina.
>HOWL LIKE A GODDAMN LOON WITH OUR BATTLE SISTER!

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
06/02/17(Fri)01:27:19 No.1526865

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 06/02/17(Fri)01:27:19 No.1526865

>>1526852
Yes! Maybe give her crocodile upgrades?

Teef and claws? Scales for armor?

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/02/17(Fri)01:27:29 No.1526866

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/02/17(Fri)01:27:29 No.1526866

>>1526852
>vow to never imitate Steve Irwin again; poor guy needs not be shamed
>Howl with Zombina
>then, check out dat Cave

Anonymous (ID: RRMeNGzA)
06/02/17(Fri)01:27:45 No.1526868

Anonymous (ID: RRMeNGzA) 06/02/17(Fri)01:27:45 No.1526868

TELL THE PEOPLE ON YOUR PHONE THAT IT WAS JUST A CGI MOVIE YOU WERE MAKING, SHOW THEM A STRANGE CREATURE TO CONVINCE THEM!

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J)
06/02/17(Fri)01:27:45 No.1526869

Anonymous (ID: HF2zEC6J) 06/02/17(Fri)01:27:45 No.1526869

>>1526852
Toss the corpse into the housevator, we can skin it or use it for bait later.

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
06/02/17(Fri)01:27:52 No.1526870

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 06/02/17(Fri)01:27:52 No.1526870

>>1526852
AWOOOOOOOOOO
Then go track another animal

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/02/17(Fri)01:31:44 No.1526879

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/02/17(Fri)01:31:44 No.1526879

>>1526852
>>You feel something wriggle just behind your back teeth
Make sure that "something" isn't alive.

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/02/17(Fri)01:32:16 No.1526882

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/02/17(Fri)01:32:16 No.1526882

>>1526852
>>Howl with Zombina
Then turn of the steam becuase shit can fuck us up here

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9)
06/02/17(Fri)01:33:23 No.1526883

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9) 06/02/17(Fri)01:33:23 No.1526883

>>1526868
I support, anons going to have a bad time if he doesn't.

Fucking PETA

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE)
06/02/17(Fri)01:36:15 No.1526892

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE) 06/02/17(Fri)01:36:15 No.1526892

>>1526852
Howl with Zombina, resurrect the croc and sacrifice it to restore your health. Alternately, use the flesh to repair yourself and or Zombella. Then check out the cool cave.

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
06/02/17(Fri)01:37:18 No.1526897

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 06/02/17(Fri)01:37:18 No.1526897

>>1526868
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: gQ1PPxt0)
06/02/17(Fri)01:37:27 No.1526899

Anonymous (ID: gQ1PPxt0) 06/02/17(Fri)01:37:27 No.1526899

>>1526852
>Awoo
>Have Susan check out the nearby cave and drag your kill to it

Croc might make gold drake bait

Anonymous (ID: 1Nk5xHbP)
06/02/17(Fri)01:39:18 No.1526904

Anonymous (ID: 1Nk5xHbP) 06/02/17(Fri)01:39:18 No.1526904

Check for the thing behind our teeth.

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI)
06/02/17(Fri)01:40:34 No.1526908

Anonymous (ID: vjOSh/mI) 06/02/17(Fri)01:40:34 No.1526908

>>1526852
>A NEARBY CAVE/HOLLOW
Lets check this our, see if somethings in there.

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/02/17(Fri)01:40:52 No.1526909

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/02/17(Fri)01:40:52 No.1526909

>>1526852
Awooo,take our phone back,zombie craft and go to the cave.

Anonymous (ID: bmQennEN)
06/02/17(Fri)01:45:42 No.1526916

Anonymous (ID: bmQennEN) 06/02/17(Fri)01:45:42 No.1526916

>>1526852
Get Phone.
Use Croc to heal and fleshcraft Susan.
Explore hollow.

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
06/02/17(Fri)01:45:46 No.1526917

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 06/02/17(Fri)01:45:46 No.1526917

>>1526852
Imma samefag.

Raise the Crocosaurus to use as a meatshield for the drake
Raise some insects as scouts so we don't get caught off guard again
If the inspiration buff counts as being learned, group buff

Anything viable for fleshcrafting here?

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)01:48:38 No.1526926

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)01:48:38 No.1526926

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Toime to cou-

-AHEM- let me just...turn my Racism dial down a abit.

Time to count!

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
06/02/17(Fri)01:53:09 No.1526935

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 06/02/17(Fri)01:53:09 No.1526935

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>>1526926
Down?
DOWN?!
This racism dial only goes one way!

C I G A N Y

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
06/02/17(Fri)02:02:43 No.1526952

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 06/02/17(Fri)02:02:43 No.1526952

>>1526926
Race? I think you're giving the Aussies too much credit there, mate.

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
06/02/17(Fri)02:04:40 No.1526955

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 06/02/17(Fri)02:04:40 No.1526955

>>1526952
Racism is an Australian tradition.
Avoiding racism is disrespectful to Australians.

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)02:06:50 No.1526959

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)02:06:50 No.1526959

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>You toss back your head, slapping mud into the dirty way
>A: "AAAWWWOOOOOO!!"
>You can feel Susan smile at you
>Z: "AWWOOOOOOOOooooOOOO!!"
>Some far off pack of creatures howls in response
>You're all just wild things
>Monsters
>Rolling in dirty blood and having the time of their lives
>Life
>Death
>It's all just game now
>A game you intend to win
>A: "Ok."
>Once you've thrown up enough swamp water you think you're ready for some human interaction
>A: "Zombina."
>Z: "Marh?"
>She's chewing the croc's tail
>A: "Get that big sunnova bitch into that creepy swamp hole!"
>She salutes you and starts dragging the behemoth through the mire
>A fish jumps up with a mouth full of rotating teeth
>F: "HSSS!"
>Z: "OM!"
>Zombina just chomps the bastard
>You wonder something...
>Swirling your hand in the water you wait patiently...
>A: "AHa!"
>Then pull up your fingers
>Covered in angry fish
>You suck them dry of blood
>ANONYMOUS HAS REGAINED FULL HP
>You are now surrounded by alien fish husks
>That's when you take your selfie next to head
>Save it for laters
>Your stream got shut down pretty fast
>You try to make a couple of appeals but Headbook is really busting your balls on this
>Lucky your account didn't get terminated
>You have a couple of messages and comments on your brief window of fame
>One from Jackie reads "You're wrestling Magic Gators now? Geeze, how am I gonna keep up with you? Be safe, wild man."
>One from Moob
>M: "dood c'mon it's a dumb animal this ain't right"
>Justin liked that comment
>Another from Star
>You are getting far too many messages from her for your liking
>S: "A Mango Crocosaur! GO FOR THE EYES! MAKE IT SWALLOW IT'S OWN TONGUE! (save me a liver)"
>Huh
>She did mention that she hunted with her dad
>Probably should have looked something up about survival before you came out here
>You look around
>So much foliage
>So little light
>You only have a few hunches on how to find that Drake-Monster

>Trying to navigate the dense Sky overhead despite the clouds of insects

or...

>Tracking it

or...

>Trapping it

>You remember seeing that thing's feet
>They were huge and padded
>Those kind of tracks have to be easy to spot in comparison to others
>It had a weird combo of fish and wet leaves hanging from it's mouth when you saw it too
>Meaning if you found that plant and the fish that live in it you could easily find the thing itself
>You ponder these things as you descend into the swamp-hole
>It's pitch black
>So you light your hand on fire like a sensible lad
>A: "Zombina? Suzano Mulan Asuka Rei Haruko McMoot are you ok?"
>Z: "MAshta!"
>A: "AAIIEEE!"
>You weren't scared
>Totally not scared
>Just startled
>She jumps back, presenting the Croc Corpse to you
>Hm...there's pretty good parts on this thing
>Parts you could use for SCIENCE!
>You look over Zombina's bod
>She poses a little
>Heh
>You have no tools and have never done this before
>It's gonna get messy...
>A: "Alright, girl now hold still."

cont

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
06/02/17(Fri)02:10:01 No.1526965

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 06/02/17(Fri)02:10:01 No.1526965

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1526959
[META] Roll dice and find it if the dice is high enough

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
06/02/17(Fri)02:10:38 No.1526967

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 06/02/17(Fri)02:10:38 No.1526967

>>1526959
Save star a liver?

It's just good bartering

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/02/17(Fri)02:11:17 No.1526969

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/02/17(Fri)02:11:17 No.1526969

>>1526967
Nah, our girl Susan needs that liver.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/02/17(Fri)02:11:21 No.1526970

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/02/17(Fri)02:11:21 No.1526970

>>1526959
Save liver pls

Anonymous (ID: RRMeNGzA)
06/02/17(Fri)02:12:22 No.1526972

Anonymous (ID: RRMeNGzA) 06/02/17(Fri)02:12:22 No.1526972

Rolled 12, 5, 4, 20, 13, 19, 20, 6, 15, 7, 7, 16, 5, 8, 20, 5, 18, 14, 5, 11, 18, 7, 4, 13, 1 = 273 (25d20)

Freeing us of shit rolls
>>1526969
Susan prefers brains

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)02:13:03 No.1526975

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)02:13:03 No.1526975

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>>1526959
>>1526959

WELCOME TO FLESHCRAFTING MENU

YOUR CURRENT CONSTRUCT IS A LEVEL 8 ZOMBIE NAMED: ????

SHE HAS

+4 STR
+4 DEX
+3 CON

With an UNMODIFIED BODY

CHOOSE (EACH OF THESE MODS WILL INCREASE THE WILL COST OF ZOMBINA BY 1)

>FANGS AND CLAWS
This will make Zombina super spooky and give her HOOKED CLAWS AND STABBY TEETH
She will do additional melee damage along with a chance to cause Bleed.

>DAH MEAT
Will increase Zombina's strength by an additional 2 points. Will also take away her Bean-pole like body making her into a true Musclewoman. This will also give her a big strong Gator Tail.
>SCALES OF THE BEAST
This will increase Susan's AC to 15 and give her cool Orange Scales from the neck down. She will also become Waterproof and be faster underwater.

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
06/02/17(Fri)02:13:11 No.1526976

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 06/02/17(Fri)02:13:11 No.1526976

>>1526969
It's a liver. Might be valuable as a trade item

As something possibly used on zombina, I doubt it'll be of much use

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
06/02/17(Fri)02:13:31 No.1526977

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 06/02/17(Fri)02:13:31 No.1526977

Rolled 13, 17, 11, 9, 14, 8, 7, 17, 11, 10, 1, 14, 12, 13, 13, 20, 10, 19, 2, 2 = 223 (20d20)

>>1526972
>shit rolls
>3 20s
Hmm
Guess I'd better waste three ones to cancel it out

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
06/02/17(Fri)02:13:45 No.1526978

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 06/02/17(Fri)02:13:45 No.1526978

>>1526969
She said "save me A liver", doesn't that mean the alien croc has more than one the same way cows have 4 stomachs?

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/02/17(Fri)02:14:01 No.1526981

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/02/17(Fri)02:14:01 No.1526981

>>1526959
Time for 'Secret' ~~cute~~ Path!
>save that liver

>>1526975
>DAH MEAT

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/02/17(Fri)02:14:11 No.1526984

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/02/17(Fri)02:14:11 No.1526984

>>1526975
SPOOKY! PLEASE SPOOKY!

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/02/17(Fri)02:14:30 No.1526985

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/02/17(Fri)02:14:30 No.1526985

>>1526975
FANGS AND CLAWS

Let's do this

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
06/02/17(Fri)02:14:40 No.1526986

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 06/02/17(Fri)02:14:40 No.1526986

>>1526975
Ask her which she prefers.

Raise whatever's left over as some kind of Gator Skel

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC)
06/02/17(Fri)02:15:14 No.1526989

Anonymous (ID: 6NcomzxC) 06/02/17(Fri)02:15:14 No.1526989

>>1526981
Supporting

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
06/02/17(Fri)02:15:25 No.1526990

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 06/02/17(Fri)02:15:25 No.1526990

>>1526975
>DAH MEAT

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/02/17(Fri)02:15:36 No.1526991

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/02/17(Fri)02:15:36 No.1526991

>>1526975
+Fangs
+Scales

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
06/02/17(Fri)02:15:39 No.1526992

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 06/02/17(Fri)02:15:39 No.1526992

>>1526975
>DAH MEAT

Anonymous (ID: kspi4gIY)
06/02/17(Fri)02:16:01 No.1526993

Anonymous (ID: kspi4gIY) 06/02/17(Fri)02:16:01 No.1526993

>>1526981
Supportering

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/02/17(Fri)02:16:02 No.1526994

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/02/17(Fri)02:16:02 No.1526994

>>1526969
Susan ain a drinker goy. Git dat liver fer Star

>DAH MEAT

save some will for us

Anonymous (ID: RRMeNGzA)
06/02/17(Fri)02:16:06 No.1526995

Anonymous (ID: RRMeNGzA) 06/02/17(Fri)02:16:06 No.1526995

>>1526975
Dahl meat, Susan with tail is cute

Anonymous (ID: 7DI6jU8o)
06/02/17(Fri)02:16:32 No.1526996

Anonymous (ID: 7DI6jU8o) 06/02/17(Fri)02:16:32 No.1526996

>>1526975
>>SCALES OF THE BEAST

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/02/17(Fri)02:16:35 No.1526997

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/02/17(Fri)02:16:35 No.1526997

>>1526975
>>DAH MEAT
>SCALES OF THE BEAST

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2)
06/02/17(Fri)02:16:45 No.1526998

Anonymous (ID: F/P0ilc2) 06/02/17(Fri)02:16:45 No.1526998

>>1526975
>DAH MEAT
THIIIIIIIICCCCCCCC

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
06/02/17(Fri)02:16:46 No.1526999

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 06/02/17(Fri)02:16:46 No.1526999

>>1526986
This though she may still be too retarded

I guess we need a smart fresh corpse to give her processing power.

Doubt a queens traveling companion would be completely retarded.

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
06/02/17(Fri)02:17:01 No.1527001

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 06/02/17(Fri)02:17:01 No.1527001

>>1526975
>DAH MEAT

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048)
06/02/17(Fri)02:17:08 No.1527002

Anonymous (ID: MG8aA048) 06/02/17(Fri)02:17:08 No.1527002

>>1526981
I'll also support, just grab it and pop inside our magic room to save it from spoliage

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/02/17(Fri)02:17:15 No.1527003

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/02/17(Fri)02:17:15 No.1527003

>>1526975
DAH MEAT!

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9)
06/02/17(Fri)02:18:29 No.1527004

Anonymous (ID: Mh7eUap9) 06/02/17(Fri)02:18:29 No.1527004

>>1526975
DAH MEAT

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
06/02/17(Fri)02:18:30 No.1527005

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 06/02/17(Fri)02:18:30 No.1527005

>>1526975
>>FANGS AND CLAWS
And save the liver for Star. Anyone that shows that much enthusiasm for animal violence deserves it.
Just, you know, act really nonchalant about it, bait her, make her believe you didn't save the liver up to the very last second before you do give her the thing.

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
06/02/17(Fri)02:18:52 No.1527007

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 06/02/17(Fri)02:18:52 No.1527007

>>1526975
Wait
We can give her more than one?

Cuz if so, claws + scales.

Especially if upgrades can be dispelled later.

Water movement and surviability are useful in the upcoming scenario.

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/02/17(Fri)02:19:22 No.1527008

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV) 06/02/17(Fri)02:19:22 No.1527008

Guys, we can pick more than one.

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0)
06/02/17(Fri)02:19:33 No.1527009

Anonymous (ID: R8vG7JL0) 06/02/17(Fri)02:19:33 No.1527009

>>1526975
>DAH MEAT

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/02/17(Fri)02:20:21 No.1527011

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/02/17(Fri)02:20:21 No.1527011

>>1526975
>DAH MEAT
And
>Scales of the Beast

This is not influenced by fetish reasons at all. Not one bit.

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/02/17(Fri)02:20:30 No.1527013

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/02/17(Fri)02:20:30 No.1527013

>>1527007
>>1527008

but it will reduce our Will save throw.
Dare you take risk?

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE)
06/02/17(Fri)02:20:39 No.1527014

Anonymous (ID: 3DIA3cVE) 06/02/17(Fri)02:20:39 No.1527014

>>1526975
>>1526986
Support asking, but Dah Meat if that fails.

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
06/02/17(Fri)02:21:13 No.1527015

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 06/02/17(Fri)02:21:13 No.1527015

>>1526990
I'll add the scales

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/02/17(Fri)02:21:55 No.1527016

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/02/17(Fri)02:21:55 No.1527016

>>1526975
>>1526981
On second thought, ask Zombina for her preference. But otherwise, Secret ~~cute~~ Path.

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto)
06/02/17(Fri)02:22:04 No.1527018

Anonymous (ID: AAOMqUto) 06/02/17(Fri)02:22:04 No.1527018

>>1526975
>SCALES OF THE BEAST

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g)
06/02/17(Fri)02:22:31 No.1527019

Anonymous (ID: c0YRDo+g) 06/02/17(Fri)02:22:31 No.1527019

>>1526975
Meat AND Scales. Make her THICC n Pretty. Also the tail would help a lot with swimming.

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
06/02/17(Fri)02:22:35 No.1527020

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 06/02/17(Fri)02:22:35 No.1527020

>>1527015
You're not me

Anonymous (ID: 4vq7loy7)
06/02/17(Fri)02:23:25 No.1527022

Anonymous (ID: 4vq7loy7) 06/02/17(Fri)02:23:25 No.1527022

>SCALES OF THE BEAST

Anonymous (ID: siPa8Ian)
06/02/17(Fri)02:23:42 No.1527023

Anonymous (ID: siPa8Ian) 06/02/17(Fri)02:23:42 No.1527023

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>>1526975
DAH MEAT

or...

If we can downgrade her later...

CHOOSE ALL THREE
SOON WE''LL HAVE OUR ZOMBIE DRAGON

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/02/17(Fri)02:24:06 No.1527024

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/02/17(Fri)02:24:06 No.1527024

>>1526975
Ask her what she prefers.

If no preference, then
>SCALES OF THE BEAST

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/02/17(Fri)02:24:37 No.1527025

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/02/17(Fri)02:24:37 No.1527025

>>1527023
Why must you tempt me?

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
06/02/17(Fri)02:25:35 No.1527027

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 06/02/17(Fri)02:25:35 No.1527027

>>1527020
my bad linked the wrong post

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC)
06/02/17(Fri)02:31:14 No.1527032

Anonymous (ID: jHJMSYEC) 06/02/17(Fri)02:31:14 No.1527032

>>1527027
Me too, sorry. :(

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E)
06/02/17(Fri)02:35:58 No.1527036

Anonymous (ID: PsP+dw3E) 06/02/17(Fri)02:35:58 No.1527036

>>1526975
EVERYTHING.

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)02:39:02 No.1527042

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)02:39:02 No.1527042

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It is time, child...

~~TO COUNT~~

Anonymous (ID: siPa8Ian)
06/02/17(Fri)02:40:29 No.1527044

Anonymous (ID: siPa8Ian) 06/02/17(Fri)02:40:29 No.1527044

>>1527023
Nevermind. Only install DAH MEAT.

>>1527036

Quest confirmed that upgrades are pretty hard to remove and we can't just put one on top of the other. SO we'd have to remove a Croc Scale upgrade before installing the Drake Scale one.

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy)
06/02/17(Fri)02:41:44 No.1527046

Anonymous (ID: g38vnoMy) 06/02/17(Fri)02:41:44 No.1527046

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>>1527042

Wouldn't mind an ADVENTURE TIME! Quest set just after the bombs fall.

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
06/02/17(Fri)02:44:14 No.1527047

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 06/02/17(Fri)02:44:14 No.1527047

>>1527044
well I'd assume the added WILL cost would go up as the upgrades got better but idk
(E.g. Croc scales +1 WILL cost, drake scales +2 WILL cost, etc.)

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)02:59:14 No.1527069

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)02:59:14 No.1527069

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THE VOTES

>SPOOKUM CLAWS AND TEETH
8 votes

>DAH MEAT
23 votes (Thiccness is powerful here)

>SCALES OF THE BEAST
8 votes

It's time to get... ~~SPOOKY~~

https://youtu.be/00DGQCWmU8g

>You light a nearby set of roots on fire
>A: "Zombina do have you ever not liked your body?"
>Z: "Whuh?"
>A: "Have you ever wished you were...I dunno. Taller. Stronger. Faster. Smarter."
>She looks at you in the dim light of this moist pit and says
>Z: "Wan' fwy."
>You choke
>Then laugh
>You place a hand on her shoulder
>A: "Maybe."

THEN THE WORK BEGINS

>Partially releasing Susan's soul hurt
>She was scared of the void
>You promised you wouldn't leave her
>So you pulled her head off and put it to the side
>You don't have any tools
>So Muscles does most of the sensitive and blad-ey work
>Good
>He's steadier than you are
>It takes hours of intense focus to do all this
>You debated for a while on what would be best
>One thing stood out the most...
>Zombella is skinny
>Dexterous but far too weak to be a fitting minion against the Drake
>She could be crushed
>So you made her sturdier
>Stronger
>Her skin wasn't nearly big enough for all her new meat
>Why not use the Drakes?
>It's rubbery
>Pliant
>Bright neon orange
>Which is a strange but interesting change
>You pull out some teeth
>The big ones
>You even get a couple of claws
>Hoo lad
>What have you done?
>When you rest Zombina's head onto her new body and graft on the new skin with fire she's so scared
>Z: "Muuhhh! Mashta!"
>You pat her head
>She nuzzles into it
>A: "I've got yah..."
>When it is finished you lead her out of the cave and into the light
>You're covered in bright purple blood and green viscera
>Susan slowly emerges...

>SUSAN HAS RECIEVED ALL AVAILABLE UPGRADES

>VORPAL CLAWS AND TEETH
SUSAN NOW DOES TRIPLE DAMAGE ON CRITICAL HITS RATHER THAN DOUBLE
slight chance to cause bleed

>SCALES OF THE BEAST
Susan's body is now waterproof, with a natural AC of 15

and finally...

cont

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)03:01:39 No.1527073

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)03:01:39 No.1527073

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>>1527069
>>1527069

>EXTRA ~~zombie~~

>Zombosa flexes a little
>You were thinking she'd have ended up cartoonishly big but no
>She's still tall as heck
>With a build that looks...a bit like an Orange She-Hulk
>Except with no tits
>Can't make a board a barrel
>Her THIGHS are massive however
>Her arms are built with little mounds of muscle beneath her tight, armor like skin
>...and do she got the boo-YES
>OH GOD YOU HAVE SINNED
>HER ASS
>IT'S YUGE
>Muscles is struggling just to stay at your side
>He helped make that ass
>He wants to see it in ruins
>SUSAN IS NO LONGER A BEAN POLE
>SWOLE BOWLING PIN MODE ACTIVATED
>Z: "Masta?"
>She says looking down at you
>Z: "Think Me...STWONG!"
>She poses
>Then falls over into a stump
>Her growling and snarling make you gut laugh so hard you throw up that freaky parasite that crawled into you whilst in the gator fight
>She rips the whole stump up has it flop around on her neck like an oversized wooden collar
>Z: "MAAH No Waugh!"
>You waugh
>Zombina eventually laughs too
>You hear a tremor come from a quarter mile east and see green flames rising in the distance
>A: "Ahahaha. We still might die."

SESSION END
NOTES

SUSAN NOW COSTS 5 POINTS OF WILL MAINTAIN
SHE HAS A STRENGTH OF +6 AND DOES 9 DAMAGE WITH A STANDARD HIT

You've made yourself a monster, Anon
You also have AN HOUR AND HALF before you need to meet with Star Butterfly

P.S.
>That Thing had Seven Livers
>You pull one out and sniff it
>A: "Cherries?"
>You sniff the next
>A: "Orange..."
>Another
>A: "Mango."
>What the fuck is this planet?
>You save one for your begrudging ally

THANKS FOR PLAYING!

bless you all

Anonymous (ID: d6rIRRu3)
06/02/17(Fri)03:04:20 No.1527076

Anonymous (ID: d6rIRRu3) 06/02/17(Fri)03:04:20 No.1527076

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>>1527073
thanks for running

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/02/17(Fri)03:04:55 No.1527077

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/02/17(Fri)03:04:55 No.1527077

>>1527073
NEXT TIME ON STAR VS QUEST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
RIP AND TEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: d6rIRRu3)
06/02/17(Fri)03:05:22 No.1527078

Anonymous (ID: d6rIRRu3) 06/02/17(Fri)03:05:22 No.1527078

>>1527076
fuck, wait

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)03:05:26 No.1527079

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)03:05:26 No.1527079

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>>1527073
>>1527073

NEXT SESSION SATURDAY AT 7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME

Hold onto your butts, children.
~~It's Boss Battle time.~~

Anonymous (ID: d6rIRRu3)
06/02/17(Fri)03:06:27 No.1527080

Anonymous (ID: d6rIRRu3) 06/02/17(Fri)03:06:27 No.1527080

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Anonymous (ID: RRMeNGzA)
06/02/17(Fri)03:06:32 No.1527081

Anonymous (ID: RRMeNGzA) 06/02/17(Fri)03:06:32 No.1527081

>>1527076
Love you man, sorry I stole your design to make my own fanart

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db)
06/02/17(Fri)03:06:43 No.1527083

Anonymous (ID: FwNOs7db) 06/02/17(Fri)03:06:43 No.1527083

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>>1527077
>>1527079

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)03:07:28 No.1527086

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)03:07:28 No.1527086

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>>1527078
>>1527076
Oh, hello friend! Thank YOU for providing your wonderful art!

Do you have a page yet? I'd love to herald your skills to the world. If not that's fine. Did you need to post a corrected version of your art?

Anonymous (ID: RRMeNGzA)
06/02/17(Fri)03:07:43 No.1527088

Anonymous (ID: RRMeNGzA) 06/02/17(Fri)03:07:43 No.1527088

>>1527080
Still love you, still sorry

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS)
06/02/17(Fri)03:08:14 No.1527090

Anonymous (ID: UmnXcvwS) 06/02/17(Fri)03:08:14 No.1527090

>>1527076
goddamn... fucking nice anon!

Anonymous (ID: rRNkt2xV)
06/02/17(Fri)03:08:40 No.1527093

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>>1527080
Nice

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/02/17(Fri)03:09:12 No.1527094

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5) 06/02/17(Fri)03:09:12 No.1527094

>>1527080
>This unicorn sounds like Optimus Prime
You are the best btw. Never stop.

Anonymous (ID: d6rIRRu3)
06/02/17(Fri)03:14:57 No.1527106

Anonymous (ID: d6rIRRu3) 06/02/17(Fri)03:14:57 No.1527106

>>1527086
sorry, not ye.t but maybe i coould create a twitter later

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/02/17(Fri)03:19:10 No.1527113

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/02/17(Fri)03:19:10 No.1527113

>>1527080
We are the Ken to Marco's ryu...in a reverse world of SF

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)03:19:44 No.1527114

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)03:19:44 No.1527114

>>1527106
>>1527106
As soon as you do I will be sure to shower you in internet gravy. Love what you do and how well you do it. Your facial expressions are very good! I also love your linework. I am going to make sure my descriptions keep being strong enough for you to draw, friend.

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/02/17(Fri)03:20:58 No.1527116

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/02/17(Fri)03:20:58 No.1527116

>>1527073
Great session Quest,the interactions with other characters are my favorite parts and the conversation with Star didn't dissapointed. I just hope this investment of 5 Will on Zombina is worth it.

Anonymous (ID: d6rIRRu3)
06/02/17(Fri)03:24:25 No.1527123

Anonymous (ID: d6rIRRu3) 06/02/17(Fri)03:24:25 No.1527123

>>1527114
thanks man. love your writting too keep it on

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC)
06/02/17(Fri)03:32:08 No.1527141

Quest (ID: 3m5AufaC) 06/02/17(Fri)03:32:08 No.1527141

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>>1527123
>>1527123
>>1527123

Bless you, friend

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/02/17(Fri)04:02:15 No.1527169

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/02/17(Fri)04:02:15 No.1527169

You know...we havent hang with Al. Who knows he can help us with flesh-crafting?

He's a mad doc in creation

Anonymous (ID: RRMeNGzA)
06/02/17(Fri)04:28:41 No.1527196

Anonymous (ID: RRMeNGzA) 06/02/17(Fri)04:28:41 No.1527196

>>1527169
SUPPORT, ALFONSO IS A MUCH SMARTER FLESHCRAFTER THAN US

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/02/17(Fri)07:13:01 No.1527264

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/02/17(Fri)07:13:01 No.1527264

>>1527169
>>1527169
By that i think you mean he can help with fetch quests.Because he cant and doesn't know flesh crafting

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk)
06/02/17(Fri)07:19:52 No.1527272

Anonymous (ID: gXnuz5wk) 06/02/17(Fri)07:19:52 No.1527272

>>1527264
He is smart. He know anatomy and isnt disgusted cutting frogs. He can 'refine' or gave some suggestion of improvement.

I say he is an asset

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7)
06/02/17(Fri)08:17:50 No.1527299

Anonymous (ID: 1tAKPdI7) 06/02/17(Fri)08:17:50 No.1527299

>>1527272
"Could" refine but your right in that we should really be getting help from the people that are our ally

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo)
06/02/17(Fri)14:26:04 No.1527740

Anonymous (ID: NgMRLNPo) 06/02/17(Fri)14:26:04 No.1527740

>>1527299
should probably also see what's up with Janna leaving the ally list

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45)
06/02/17(Fri)15:35:02 No.1527971

Anonymous (ID: USTIR/45) 06/02/17(Fri)15:35:02 No.1527971

>>1527740
Pretty sure Quest never put her there to begin with. Just hasn't gotten to it.

Jackie only made it in a while ago.

Anonymous (ID: N3Be9oZx)
06/02/17(Fri)18:36:39 No.1528302

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Fixed

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/02/17(Fri)18:46:44 No.1528349

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/02/17(Fri)18:46:44 No.1528349

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Important PSA

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu)
06/02/17(Fri)18:49:59 No.1528364

Anonymous (ID: MJbXvtbu) 06/02/17(Fri)18:49:59 No.1528364

>>1528349
This is a political strategy game?

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
06/02/17(Fri)18:57:36 No.1528387

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>>1528349

Anonymous (ID: ZgMAL+G+)
06/02/17(Fri)19:02:16 No.1528401

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>>1528387

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/02/17(Fri)19:04:54 No.1528413

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/02/17(Fri)19:04:54 No.1528413

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A reminder to my fellow SVQ veterans
F

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/02/17(Fri)19:33:17 No.1528492

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>>1528349
>>1528387
>>1528401
Plebs, all of you.

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
06/02/17(Fri)19:34:05 No.1528493

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 06/02/17(Fri)19:34:05 No.1528493

>>1528492
You can't be your own waifu.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/02/17(Fri)20:02:51 No.1528580

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>>1528349
You underestimate our power.

Anonymous (ID: h/Ae1+gV)
06/02/17(Fri)20:07:35 No.1528587

Anonymous (ID: h/Ae1+gV) 06/02/17(Fri)20:07:35 No.1528587

>>1528580
You forgot to put a picture of Muscles being hanged in the background

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq)
06/02/17(Fri)20:08:05 No.1528592

Anonymous (ID: DdFDICqq) 06/02/17(Fri)20:08:05 No.1528592

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>>1528580

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX)
06/02/17(Fri)20:29:51 No.1528694

Anonymous (ID: Fm+zHcUX) 06/02/17(Fri)20:29:51 No.1528694

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>>1528580
I have the high ground
Don't try it

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/02/17(Fri)20:31:49 No.1528698

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/02/17(Fri)20:31:49 No.1528698

>>1528580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_XJc2DUz4g

Anonymous (ID: as4VWaN3)
06/02/17(Fri)20:37:10 No.1528721

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>>1528580
Excellent work.

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/02/17(Fri)21:33:22 No.1528888

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>>1528587
~~This work for ya?~~

Quest (ID: 7lz7n0C5)
06/02/17(Fri)21:38:50 No.1528914

Quest (ID: 7lz7n0C5) 06/02/17(Fri)21:38:50 No.1528914

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ANNOUNCEMENT POST

The Discord peeps worked very hard for a special Unlockable

I hereby present...

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjvlv-plvZkiesImRVh-BHcEPyScnvT18

ANON VS THE UNIVERSE
Original Soundtrack
Part One

https://pastebin.com/K8sbir2s

This document outlines what each song represents where it belongs in the story

I hope you enjoy it.

bless

Anonymous (ID: h/Ae1+gV)
06/02/17(Fri)21:53:22 No.1528970

Anonymous (ID: h/Ae1+gV) 06/02/17(Fri)21:53:22 No.1528970

>>1528888
Yes,~~but color it if possible cause it looks like we are grabbing star's bug tail~~

Anonymous (ID: wiAaZCm5)
06/02/17(Fri)22:46:40 No.1529221

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>>1528970

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU)
06/02/17(Fri)23:36:25 No.1529473

Anonymous (ID: 08Ci0agU) 06/02/17(Fri)23:36:25 No.1529473

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>>1528493

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7)
06/03/17(Sat)01:01:06 No.1529905

Anonymous (ID: vx25qWm7) 06/03/17(Sat)01:01:06 No.1529905

>>1527080
Man, if someone can commission someone for a template, I wish we could "commission" you while you keep drawing random stuff of the quest.

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw)
06/03/17(Sat)15:32:13 No.1531245

Anonymous (ID: YgUNR3dw) 06/03/17(Sat)15:32:13 No.1531245

We should write a review online on why Mewni is a shit vacation spot.

Mostly to piss Star off.

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt)
06/03/17(Sat)15:34:57 No.1531263

Anonymous (ID: gJAYscmt) 06/03/17(Sat)15:34:57 No.1531263

>>1531245
Perfect, I love this.

Anonymous (ID: gQ1PPxt0)
06/03/17(Sat)18:56:14 No.1532050

Anonymous (ID: gQ1PPxt0) 06/03/17(Sat)18:56:14 No.1532050

>>1531245
>"ANON!!!!"
>"Yes, that's my name."
>Star shoves her phone in your face
>Literally
>You slap her hand away and take a look at the screen
>".... I fail to see what this has to do with me."
>"There are, like, a HUNDRED one-star Yelp reviews for Mewni!"
>You fold your arm and Muscles and kick back, looking very Not Guilty
>You've had a lot of practice
>"Look, if the monsters have found out about Yelp, that's really no-"
>"All of the reviews only say "Star is Worst Girl"!!!!"
>"....."
>"....."
>"So the monsters have good taste?"
>Muscles gives a thumb's up
>"ANON!!!"

Quest (ID: 7lz7n0C5)
06/03/17(Sat)20:18:44 No.1532435

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SESSION START

>>1532396

>>1532396

In a new thread.

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