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I'm in detention...

I've NEVER been in detention. Not in my whole life.

Plus side, I think it's only cause I snuck into an area that was off limits and almost crashed the school.

Downside? I'm in trouble for almost crashing the school. Or worse.

At least the others are safe. Not because the principal let them go or anything... Once they noticed she was out there they just fell back and never left the hole. Haven't seen them since...

So, now I'm just stuck in here for... I don't know. I don't even know

What do people do in detention? Do I just wait this out?

I'm going to have a heart attack, I think.

>>1619012
Tali, you should update your journal. Your entries on Ceera and Vaisi don't even mention that you're dating them and care for them dearly.

>>1619012
Just take a nap or something you lame elf. Or chat up the girls around you. Thats what I used to do in detention. Except that one time we all got free Pizza cause the school ordered too much.

>>1619012
wait for someone else to do something first, you are the new meat so you need to look to the others for guidance. otherwise yes, you just sit there and wait.

>>1619012
Internalize the comfy tonget your head on straight. Be comfy, do not panic, and then take stock of things.

>>1619012
It's just a punishment. Be good and wait.

>>1619012
You should make friends. Nobody in detention could possibly be a bad person!

Start with eyepatch to your left!

>>1619012
Ask people why they are in detention too. Go talk to the ones behind you first and ignore those next to you.

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>>1619016
I can't update anything at the moment... Argen Sin still has my journal and stuff.

>>1619027
>>1619033
..... I am going to go insane if I just sit here, though. I'm too anxious. Aaaah, I don't have my spellbook or anything. I could cast some comfy magic on myself...

>>1619021
>Tali looks around. Everyone seems to be doing something different. Some are napping, some are writing things, others are chatting softly. Quite a few are just... Doing nothing.

>>1619047
>>1619017
>>1619041

"....."

>Tali leans over slightly.

"So.... What do we do here?"

"... Well, I was napping. You could do the same." She says.

"Ah. Okay."

1/2

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1619059
Roll to seduce

Rolled 14 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>1619064
You rolled it wrong.

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>>1619059
>Tali turns around.

"What about you guys?"

".... Unsanctioned experiments on a dead body." the elf says.

"I removed a girl's body from her arm." the human replies.

2/3

>>1619059
Don't stare at eyepatch's massive tits, don't stare at eyepatch's massive tits, don't stare at eyepatch's massive tits.

...

Do say hi to her, though.

>>1619078
Seems legit.

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>>1619078
"....."

Did no one just, like...
cheat on a test or something?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1619078
Tali, seduce the necromancer elf.

Do it.

The orb COMMANDS you.

>>1619087
Dude, in case you already forgot, you (almost) crashed the ENTIRE SCHOOL

>>1619087
Its a magic academy you dolt, you don't get put in detention unless you do big shit. Like almost dropping the entire school on some poor unsuspecting village.

>>1619087
What do normal kids your age do when they're not dealing with secret race wars?

I know, why don't you take this time to plan out a way to fake your and Ceera's deaths in front of that shitty assassin?

>>1619087
By summoning an elder great demon and selling their soul for forbidden knowledge, exposing the entire school to an unhallowed incursion by the forces of darkness, maybe?

>>1619087
Oh probably. But I bet they are in SUPER DETENTION.

Still haven't talked to everyone. Hell, maybe they'll tell you a little about themselves.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1619088

>>1619087
Start up a game of something
Too boaring in here

Rolled 68269 (1d100000)

>>1619111
You are like little babby. Watch THIS.

>>1619078
>body from her arm
The structure of that sentence is extremely awkward. I smell a story! Inquire further!

>>1619087
...ask for more details on what they did.

Rolled (1d0)

>>1619115
If you're going to crash reality, do it properly.

>>1619116
What you smell is insanity.

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>>1619119

We're going Two-Face now, son.

Heads(1) you live. Tails(2) you die.

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>>1619092
>>1619095

... Right.

>>1619103
Yeah, that seems more fitting.

>>1619080
Don't stare at wh-
Hooooo
Wow.

That is impressive. I probably shouldn't stare. That would be rude.

But that is still very impressive for-

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>>1619138
"........"

"........"

ANYWAY.

Alright... So.... I think I got an hour here to myself.
I could nap.
Or talk to someone.

Everyone seems... Fairly intimidating.

>>1619138
Its becouse she has snacks in them
Ask if you can have one

>>1619144
Start a dance comp

>>1619138
You do us proud, knife ears.

>>1619144
Establish dominance of detention. Summon the dragons.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1619144
Hit on big titty eye patch girl, Tali.

No man can call himself a man if he doesn't.

Should we start preparing your dresses and start calling you a girl(male), Miss Tali?

>>1619144
Talk to eyepatch. She seems like a good listener...and at least hasn't done something threatening, that we know of.

>>1619144
Don't be a coward, Tali, say hi!

And if everything goes to shit you can at least be sure that her aim will be horrible - she has no depth perception!

>>1619144
Tali, seriously either take this time to figure out how to fake you and your girlfriend's deaths to throw the Ceer off of you, or at least start figuring out how to come clean about being a boy/elf/spy. I know the lying is eating you up inside. You have a lot going on. An hour or two to figure things out is a blessing.

>>1619144
Chat with the human. Maybe the body removal thing was an accident, like your's!

>>1619144
Introduce yourself to peoples. Make friends. Expand the cast so much that it makes God weep as we clamor for yet more waifus.

>>1619144
Tell the elf dude that you know someone who's trying to separate souls from bodies, they could team up.

>>1619144
Ask her what she's in for.

Maybe tell her that they are very impressive.

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>>1619151

I have a girlfriend already! And a... And a Vaisi. I'm still super confused on what she is to me.
She is a very confusing girl.

I guess I could say hi. I could at least fill the time with-

>>1619157
Ooooooh, right!
All my other problems! I forgot about those! Hahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Ha....

>Tali starts crying.

".... Are you okay?" The horned girl asks.

"I just forgot about stuff I have to deal with and it's all coming back to me."

"You have problems?"

"Ooooh yeah. Lots of them."

"Then stop being a little bitch and fix them. Crying won't do a damn thing."

"... Wha."

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>>1619209
I like her.

>>1619209
how rude!
of course we are going to fix it, nothing wrong with a little cry here and there.

>>1619209
She's right, Tali. Be a MAN. Be as much of a man as a crossdressing elf infiltrating an all girls school can be!

>>1619209
She's not wrong, bitch-boy.

>>1619209
I like this girl, Tali tell her I like her, or give us to her so I can tell her myself

>>1619209
Woah, rude. What does she know about your troubles anyway, you can't "fix" being a lying elf.

Bah, don't waste time on the bitch, see what the others are up for.

>>1619209
Get into a slap fight with lots of tearing clothes like the bombo you constantly pretend to be

>>1619209
Maybe a training montage will be in order? Wouldn't that be fun!

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>>1619209
"You could sit here all day and cry your bitch tears. Or, you could go out and fix the shit out of your problems."

"I can't do that... Not with these problems. It's not that simple."

"I didn't say it would be simple or easy or fun. I said do it. It might be hard. It might cause you pain. But, you crying in the course of fixing your problems is better than crying over basically nothing."

"....."

"What problem is it? Tell me. Maybe I can help. Mostly cause I'm really fucking bored and watching you cry like this is making me depressed."

>>1619209
Or at least flip her eyepatch to the other eye.

>>1619244
"You ever been wanted by assassins?"

>>1619244
Tali. Add her to the harem.

Do it. Do it now.

Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it

>>1619244
Are you secretly a boy too?

>>1619244
Cheer up Tali! If you publicly admit to being a spy you'll probably just get detention again!

>>1619244
The first problem to confess you have is that some titty cow you never met before is trying to give you life advice while on detention.

>>1619244
You've almost crashed the school~
ha ha ha ha ha

>>1619244
well there is that incoming invasion.
and then there is the assassin after you.

>>1619244
Keep it simple, like >>1619250
Something like "I might be assassinated soon, people are going to kidnap my girlfriend, and I've been living a lie."

>>1619244
"What do you do when you almost bring down the school in a cataclysm?"

>>1619244
you don't need to say you are a boy, "my girlfriend is a ceer, the other ceer want to kill her for daring to fall in love with a non-ceer"

>>1619275
Indeed, this voice speaks reason.

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>>1619257
Do it.

>>1619286
Suddenly spaghetti everywhere

>>1619244
Just tell her that you might have sort of have Ceer assassins after you.

and that your pet dragon is getting clingy. And that shes an acid dragon.

Oh and the fact that your sister thinks that you are a pervert for cross dressing.

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"I might be assassinated soon, people are going to kidnap my girlfriend, and I've been living a lie."

"......."

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>>1619244
Don't bother. She doesn't care about helping you with your problems, only about feeling smug. She'll just offer some "simple" solution to prove that she's smarter and more practical than you, without caring about whether it actually addresses your problems. Dealing with her isn't worth the effort.

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>>1619315
Lift her eye patch, I wanna see the dried up eye that looks like a little black kidney bean.

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>>1619315
"... Those are some shitty problems."

"Yeah. Yeah they are."

"Alright... For the assassination one I would say remember that you are in a magical school, filled with magical things, that can magically protect you. Or, at the very least, warn you before you are about to be murdered. Gods damn, what the fuck did you ever do to warrant an assassination?"

"Dating a Ceer."

"Oh, shit. You're Tali Elwin. Yeah, that would do it I guess... Also ties in with them wanting to take your girlfriend, I imagine. Damn. We'll get back to that later but, for the whole living a lie thing... Just, stop?"

"Everyone would hate me if I did."

"Does everyone like you now?"

"Well, yeah."

"Does everyone like -you- now. The real you. If you're lying to everyone they like that lie. Try telling those who you feel are closest to you and see how they take it. And maybe, if at least the ones you care for the most are okay with it, then you can live with the rest. Or not. I'm not a psychologist.

Now, for the kidnapping and assassinations..." She eyes Tali. "Get stronger. Someone tried to kill me. Once. Got my eye but then I beat the shit out of them. Now no one fights me. If anyone tries to hurt you or take her, just beat the fucking shit out of them. Problem solved."

>>1619350
"That's some pretty sound advice really...uh...you're name?"

Also, Tali, this is a good time to flex your muscles, and maybe ask for some help at getting stronger.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1619350
Listen to her tali, she speaks truth and is hot.

Time for you to start making some crazy magic spells, hit the gym and getting unethical drug treatments to get you RIPPED.

>>1619350
Ask if she'd consider working for you as a bodyguard.

>>1619350
I'm not good at runecraft, but could we do water to alcohol? And then cast it on people?

>>1619350
So... obvious thing we already knew, obvious thing we already knew, and obvious thing we already knew. That was about as productive as it was likely to be.

>>1619350
shes right tali.
as soon as we get out of here, we are going to do a sick training montage with cheesy music.

oh and ask for her name and tips on fighting.

>>1619350
you heard her, start pumping that iron noodle elf. then you can punch ceer in the face and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>1619350
Spend your time in detention GETTIN SWOLE pushups and crap. Strong magic needs a strong body, you twiggy lil bastard.

>>1619350
Bitch have you seen these noodles?

>>1619350
Ask her to train you Tali. Train you in the art of muscle wizarding.

>>1619350

Ask her how to get Aelor-level gains in a short amount of time! Preferably a method that doesn't involve contracting demons or a reckless use of buffing magic.

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"I... I think I can do those things. Yeah. Hey, what's your name?"

"Sindra. Sindra Mar."

"Sindra. Thanks. Hey, you think that maybe you can be my bodyguard?"

"No. Get strong yourself."

"Ah, right, yeah."

I'll do that! I'll get strong! And I'll tell my closest friends! And I'll fix all my problems!

"Hey, so... What are you in here for anyway? You seem really nice."

"I summoned a demon of knowledge to try and help me cheat on a test. It got out and attacked a teacher."

"Oh."

>Tali looks at the clock.

I still have a lot of time left.

>>1619428
Well she seems reasonable enough to me at least.

>>1619428
Do Elvish Squats. Dont skip leg day.

>>1619428
Ask her how she got strong and what she recommends for magical and physical gainz

>>1619428
"I'm Tali. Tali Elwin and I almost crashed the school?"

>>1619428
Try to get more advice from some of the other wise and worldly detention dwellers.

>>1619428
Summon dragons. Escape detention.

>>1619428
Remember when you went to a dungeon with two no name NPCs? What happened to the things you got from there?

>>1619350
Yeah, just get good Tali! Learn to use that gun you stole from the dungeon , guns are perfect for noodly wimps like you!

>>1619428
Converse with the others!

>>1619428
How come you've never seen any of the students here before?

>>1619428
Ask how she scored on the test

>>1619428
Make a list of people you want to tell about being a boy/elf/spy.

Ask the napper what she did to get sent here.

Also you never told anyone what you did! Tell them you snuck into an off-limits area and almost crashed the entire island. Bragging rights!

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>>1619443
I think that would just get me more detention... Also, I don't have my spellbook with me. Then confiscated it.

>>1619435
"So, how did you get so strong?"

"Uhm.... Don't want to sound mean or anything but it's kinda an Aelor thing. We're just pretty strong, normally. But I'm stronger than others because I work out a lot. Stick to a routine and all that. You should come by Thorn Class. There's people who would love to help you."

"Like you?"

"No. Not like me. I've got my own stuff I've gotta deal with and I'm not a teacher. Ask someone like Lyra or Katherine. Those two love teaching people stuff."

"Alright, I'll do that."

>>1619464
It's a big school. I haven't seen a lotta people here.

>>1619448
Still have them, of course. They're in my room.

>>1619493

>Tali turns to the undine.

"So, what about you? What did you do to get in here."

"Accidentally made time stop for three hours in my classroom. Everyone was aware of time passing but unable to do anything. Several of them had panic attacks. Name's Circie. What did you do to get in?"

"Oh, you know... Usual stuff. Accidentally almost made the school hit the ground."

>Sindra looks surprised.

"That was you?"

>Tali nods.
>The undine stares at him.

"Nice." She says.

>>1619473
Let's see.... Who would I want to tell the most... I think most of petal, really. And a handful of them already know, too.

>>1619540
find out what kind of freaky fish the undine is Tali

>>1619540
Why did you even think that draining the school's mana would be a good idea in the first place? I can't imagine why it wouldn't seem like something that you obviously shouldn't do.

>>1619540
Better confess to your assassin too.

>>1619540
But Tali if thats the case why worry about it? The ones that know already dont care. Hell you even have a goddess giving you a thumbs up to be here. Just kick back and relax.

Relax right back into the Aelor tid.

>>1619540
Hey Tali, tell her to stick out her tongue!

>>1619540
"Does that happen often?"

>>1619473
Is a bad idea. We tell enough people, It'll eventually reach unfriendly ears. This is a /girl's/ school, and our male-ness becomes widely known, we embarrass the girls school, anger the boys school, and have no protection from being randomly kicked out. If we like being here, keep the secret.

>>1619540
Go tell Avery I guess, and maybe your "big sis". Tessa might be a good choice as well if you ever help her with her homework you son of a-

Anyways, what kind of freaky fish is this one anyways? Looks like a shrimp.

>>1619540
>Let's see.... Who would I want to tell the most... I think most of petal, really. And a handful of them already know, too.
Vendal would probably feel obligated to do something about it if she knew since she's the class president, so... maybe Lan? Although knowing her roommate's a boy might make things awkward...

>>1619554
Draining the mana was fine, it would have filled Tali's gem a bit and delayed the Ceers' plan slightly. It was taking everything like an idiot that was the problem.

If we end up telling Vendal our secret, might as well throw in how we tricked her and cheated on our entrance exam.

>>1619599
And how we lust for her grandmother.

>>1619631
That too.

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"Does that happen often?"

"Hasn't happened since that time thorn pissed off the dragons and they tried to tip the school over... That was fun." Circie says. Tali notices she speaks with a slight lisp.

>>1619595
Isn't Lan, like... In charge of the spy group for this school? I think telling her might be a bad idea. But... She's my best friend.

>>1619599
>>1619631
>>1619634
That seems like a bad idea.

"So... Is your base a frog? Can you stretch your tongue out really far?"

"Yep" She demonstrates her tongue abilities.

>>1619653
Touch tongues with it
also, say hi to Argen in the window!

>>1619653
holy hell that's lewd. Imagine the things she could do with that tongue, Tali!

>>1619653
Must be fun climbing up walls.

>Wave at Argen

>>1619653
Oh hey look, its Argen. Hiiiii Argen

Freaky (Not)Fish Facts: They're adding chemicals to the water that are turning the freaking frogs gay.

>>1619653
Imagine that tongue all around your mighty "trunk".

>>1619669
thank god for that, we have a chance

>>1619653
Is Argen in a vent?

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That... Yeah, that is definitely Argen...

"Wow that's impressive..." Tali says, mostly paying attention to behind the girl.

"It's sticky, too." she flings her tongue out again and pulls a book in. "I can control how stick I want it to be and can wriggle it. Only bad thing is I can taste everything I try to bring in. Not a problem if it's food. More of a problem if it's a dusty book."

>>1619714
Oh hey Tali, looks like there's a prison break going on.

>>1619714
Oh shit it's ceera and vaisi, too. They're coming to bust you out!

>>1619714
Tali, this girl's tongue is amazing. Hit on her, ask her out for a date.

>>1619714
aw shit they're breaking us out

>>1619714
The harem has arrived, led by frizzy nubs, our new schizophrenic haremite!

>>1619714
Hey wanna come with me on a jail break?

>>1619714
Awww yeah, our favourite Ceer is here!

"Now that I think about it, how did you end up in here?"

>>1619714
THE HAREM IS BUSTING YOU OUT, TALI
INCLUDING ARGEN
Wow you're lucky, Tali.

>>1619714
Oh hey, some of your girl friends are here.

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Hey guys, sorry for the short session today but I've been taking medicine that knocks me the hell out. Plus side, session will start earlier tomorrow.

Have an undine that would be unable to give you a blowjob!

>>1619789
NOT IF YOU AREN'T BRAVE ENOUGH!

>>1619789
is that a challenge

>>1619789
The fuck is that?

>>1619789
>unable
Them's elf words. Gimme three minutes and I'll prove you wrong with all my clothes tied behind my back.

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>>1619789
Don't be a weak baby bitch, Larro! Just think of Sindra's advice!

And her tits!

>>1619821
Tail is E X T R A T H I C C

>>1619801
A hagfish.

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The Larro are sleeping. Post sabers.

>>1619892
So many Seibas

>>1619892
LAMB YOU SUNNOVABITCH
WHERE IS YOUR QUEST

>>1619957
On anonkun where it's been for a while. Why?

>>1619970
I miss Re: quests.

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>>1619448
Hope those two are doing OK.

>>1619821
damn it Lime, how are you this fast

>>1619982

There's Gorgon Child here and on the archive, if you need your monster girl fix.

>>1620177
I skimmed that quest once, and it's not a Re: quest at all. Just because it has monstergirls too, that doesn't mean they're the same thing.

>>1620210

REQMs busy, Snek is ded, Sigil fell flatter than a pancake, and the quest bananon ran that was RE fell deader than the skeletal MC in the /qst/ birth cluster fuck.

>>1620215
And?

>>1620215
There's this asshole if you like suffering and egomania.

>>1619072

>>1620219

And nothing. Enjoy the quest you're in at the moment.

>>1620065
'cause it's his MAQ Donut Steel from a while ago.

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What else do you do in detention

"That's handy, maybe u can use something like a tongue-glove for duty stuff. If u find some fabric that doesnt stick to it."

Hm yes we really need to explore the uses of that sticky and dextrous toungue more closely. Persobally. For Science!

Also didnt we already Meet people Namen mar? Is the aelor related with other people around?

>>1620375
A...Anon.
That's against da rules but I appreciate the lewd all the same.

>>1620215
but...what is REQM up to? I wake up once a month, and crave my heatpats on harpies/lamias/elves/wolves

>>1620400
If I remember right, Aelor last names are the place they're born. Their first name is actually their name.

So Myril Lan was born in Lan. Sindra Mar was born in Mar, ect.
If an Aelor has the same last name, they're from that same area.

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>>1620576
Correct! Aelor don't have family last names. Their surname is just where they were born. Lan, Sin, Mar, Nok, etc

>>1620673
>Lan is right next to Serin's Chosen.
Number 1 Party School in Serda!

>>1620673
Are you resuming now or later?

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>>1620686
We will resume in about... 6 hours. So, get your rest and eat lunch. All that fun stuff.

>>1620699
Oh nice i wont miss much by the time i get off work then
Woopw woop

>>1620699
I'll be trying my hand at making spells in the meantime then. I never made any before.

It will probably be full of mistakes.

>>1620576
>>1620673
Damn i must have missen this somewhere. Thanks for the explaination.

>>1620708
Convert air (area) to fire+force.

>>1620737
I wasn't making any spells like that (and don't we have an Explode rune already?).

However, one of the things I'm trying to do is conjure dry ice using Ice and Burn runes.

>>1620792
We need a spell that returns Ms. Bloops to her Primordial Slime form.

>>1620878
Could Past-Chaos translate to Primordial?

So how do we assassin-proof Tali? I'm bad with magic. Maybe we could make a spoon of detect poison?

I still think we should just fake our deaths in front of Avery. Convince him that he was successful. I mean, we've already died and got better before, so we could just actually die and then get better once Avery fucks off.

>>1620947
Well, tali already has ward spells for magic, physical, poison, and destruction. Maybe give him a Fire Ward too in case he comes across the magical one, like someone locks him in a burning building. He doesn't have Conjure Water, Conjure Earth, or Remove Fire on his spell list, after all. It should all be easy to make though.

>>1620947
I dont think it works that way if you are actually dead for more than a second or something. We probably have better Chances to Talk avery into pronouncing us dead to ceer-Kind so he can better Pose as talis friend.

>>1619714
Hey tali i realized what you could do in detention. You could play with your little bloops. It needs alot of attention. Just Pull it out and squeeze it until the slime comes out.

Also, figure out where you want to put the seed of that plant-"bro".

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>>1620947
Don't forget, Ceer are immune to just about every magic and can see through illusions.

>>1620963
But can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>1620963
Hm maybe we should Start by thinking up all the ways how they could kill tali. So we can find ways to counter them. Im sure it will call him down if we work on that.
Please be explicit in your descriptions.

>>1620963
Kinetic energy doesn't count as magic, right? Can anybody craft a rail gun spell?

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>>1620984
If you use magic to throw a rock at them it still works. If you use magic to throw a flaming rock the fire wouldn't work but the rock still would.

>>1620984
Like, it enchants a piece of metal to have a magnetic field around it? And since the magnetic field is attatched to the slug, it should travel with it, so we don't actually have to make the field very large, just powerful. And then we make it so the direction of the magnetic field points towards target. As long as we can target the enemy, or even just the point in space in front of them, we should be able to shoot them. We make the spell target all pieces of metal in an aoe and last for 5 seconds. We can turn a bag of ball bearings or a coin purse into rail gun bombardment.

>>1620994
Is she trying to do a push-up?

>>1621000
She tried.

>>1620994
Sure but Avery is stupid. We could just.. y'know... just use makeup, fake blood, and have people lie to him.

>>1620994
But if you cast... lets say fireball how does it work,
if it Hits the Target Spot on, it would need to work against spell resistance?
But if you Hit something closely by the fire is just fire and it burns people normally?

>>1621016
As long as magic itself isn't maintaining the fire it's fine. Setting a room on fire with magic would kill the Ceer inside of it. Assuming they don't just put out the fire themselves.

>>1621024
Hm. Convert target air to mana. The resulting vacuum collapsing should ring their bell. It's more effective nearer to sea level. And the underwater version (convert target water to mana) is really powerful.

Okay but an throw object spell would have pretty much the Same effect compared to a rail gun spell. Only it doesnt need to take the detour over more energy conversions.

>>1621035
Maybe a vacuumbomb spell the uses the converted mana to sustain itself for a moment?
Ceer are frail so maybe the dont get to cast while they are thrown around.

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"Your tongue game is amazing..." Tali says, distracted.

"... That's an odd way of putting it. But thanks, I guess."

>The group moves out of Tali's field of view. He cranes his neck to try and see them but it's as though they've gone invisible.

>Then, he feels something grip his thighs.

"Eep!"

>The two girls at his sides give him a look.

>He looks down and sees Vaisi.

1/3

>>1621045
Not now you sexy thing. I know you are used to this position but we have more pressing matters.

>>1621045
Watch the teeth

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>>1621045
2/3

>>1621007
He's also stab-happy and loyal. If anyone had ever told him to confirm his kills, he would do so. With the knife of stabbing. By stabbing us. Which is why we would need to fake drowning, or create a real cadaver that resembles Tali.

>>1621039
I'm perfectly happy to test both versions, and if throw object works better, then I'll be even happier.

Could we make a convert dead animal to dead human spell to help out those parasite undine?

>>1621045
Just relax tali. Everything is as its supposed to be.

>>1621050
Now, Tali, Say "Wow, girls! We're all getting out of here!"

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>>1621050
3/3

>>1621058
Go for it!

>>1621058
Later, after the break-out

>>1621058
Does this absolutly have to be an that or that. She could Start with Option two...

>>1621058
We both know how this is gonna end.

Go to town Vaisi

>>1621058
Vaisi has a good idea. She knows how to make detention fun.

>>1621058
Well, that's one way to pass time..
Illusion up so nobody sees it.


Or don't.

>>1621058
Now let's think about this logically.
Option A.)You break out and risk being caught which would bring you to greater trouble
Option B.)Your dick gets sucked.

I vote B.

>>1621058
tap out option two in morse code Tali

>>1621058
I defer to the rescuer.

Missed you Vas!

>>1621058
Detention seems more boring than dangerous really. And it's probably super-high security to keep wizarding children in... so...

Why are they trying to bust you out?

>>1621088
Important questions.

>>1621058
Make it quick. Where's your collar?

>>1621088
Probably because there's no telling when the Ceer will realize that the gate has been destroyed and send real assassins. Could be weeks, or maybe every second counts.

>>1621088
It's not even supervised, they're literally just making the students waste time doing nothing.

>>1621058
Ask if she brought Ms. Bloops, Tali.

>>1621094
Weeeeell maybe, but ask yours elf, is that really reason enough to stand in the way of undertable fellatio.

>>1621110
Well, it's my fetish, but so is living... hard choice.

>>1621108
Don't make this pure reunion into something kinky

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>Tali writes down a note to try and say that no, he would rather not have either at the moment. Maybe later for the blowjob, that would be nice, but right now he is perfectly content to just wait around and serve his time. In fact, it has been pretty enjoyable all things considered and breaking him out might actually have an adverse effect.

>Also, he wants to write down that he has a hard time using his glamour to control sound so any noises they make might be noticed.

>He is ready to write all this down, but Vaisi doesn't seem to really care and is already undoing his pants.

"!!!" Tali tries to push the girl away but her magical arms keep her latched on. "GAH!"

>The girls beside him look at him. Luckily, his glamour keeps Vaisi invisible, but...

"You okay?" Circie asks.

"UH HUH PERFECTLY F-FINE."

VAISI STOP WHY.

>Tali can hear noises behind him.

"The hell is Vaisi?" Argen Sin asks. "Screw it, let her in!"

1/2

>>1621116
Too late to do anything now, relax and enjoy it.

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>>1621116
>BOOM

>A crash and a roar. Tali feels a familiar aura behind him. Faelanerium has broken into the detention hall.

>Everyone inside screams and scatters. Argen cries out.

"THIS IS A BREAK-OUT! NO ONE IS GOING TO MIND-WIPE YOU TODAY! GO! BE FREE!"

>>1621131
I'm starting to suspect Argen's conspiracies might extend beyond just the Ceer.

>>1621131
...Oh.

Tell Fael to calm the fuck down and have a seat on the floor, she's also getting detention now 'cause she broke the wall..

>>1621131
Your girlfriends/dragon/Argen have poor planning skills. How do they expect you to be able to get away with this? It's not exactly subtle.

>>1621131
>>1621143
Just stay and get desk head.

>>1621131
Don't move. Vaisi's mouth is full of sharp objects.

>>1621147
I agree with everything you just said.

Only Person here with a sensible plan Seems to be vaisi. Ask the Rest to please try again later, your not avaiable now.

>>1621131
I suggest staying for a bit longer.Let's see what happens next.

>>1621131
>Everyone but Bloops.
Worst Breakout.

>>1621131
Send Fael back. Try to scold Argen for being a paranoid retard and enjoy your time with Vaisi.

>>1621131
I...I don't think they'd wipe our minds...ask the regulars.

>>1621170
How would asking someone if they've had their mind wiped work?

>>1621131
This is madness. I'm loving it.

Freaky Fish Facts: At no point in a Frog's life cycle is it a fish.

>>1621177
Then is it truly a fact concerning fish?

>>1621175
Tali isn't a clever man. And Argen reacting to it amuses me.

>>1621181
It is a fact, and it has the word fish in it.

>>1621131
Mind-wipe? Oh right it's Argen.

Well... uh, ask why they're breaking you out, before you do it. Wouldn't it be better to behave so that you don't get in even more trouble? They can keep you company if they want.

>>1621197
Actually that is good. I dont think Most dragon related damals is actually persecuted. And breaking into detention shouldn't be forbidden. Also comfy argen. He's stressed. Well as soon as you are finished there of course.

>>1621131
Tell everyone to sit down because now they also have detention

>>1621143
My guess is Ceerllusions of everyone in Detention with a sign that says "Everything is fine, nobody escaped."

>>1621223
"Wow, those students must sure feel sorry for what they did, they've been sitting in detention for three whole days!"

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>>1621157
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

>The girls all flee. Not because Argen gave the order, but instead because there is a giant flaming dragon head peering in.

>Vaisi is unrelenting, despite Tali's constant attempts to push her the hell away from him. Her magical claws and sharp teeth make sure he's not going to get her too far away.

WHY

>Faelanerium turns into her human form with a puff of fire. She waves and says hi.

"A-Argen there is no mindwiping! Please l-leave!" Tali says as he tries to push Vaisi away.

"We're not going to leave you, Tali!" Argen says.

"No, seriously! Y-You're just going to get everyone in worse trouble! How are we even going to get away w-with this!?"

"I have a glamour crystal set up! We just need to-"

>An alarm goes off. The room's lights glow red.

"Shit," Argen curses under her breath. "I'm sorry, Tali.. I tried." She throws a crystal onto the ground and vanishes.

WHAT THE HELL

1/2

>>1621240
Getting your syrup stolen in front of your dragonfu and girlfriend? Shameful.

>>1621240
Tali just stay and take your licks. (Ha! Licks.)

>>1621240
Quick! Drop your glamour!

>>1621240
SHRINK THE DRAGON TO POCKET SIZE!

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>>1621240
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>The group sits, all in detention now. The headmistress is there.

"So..." She says. "You lot decided to try and break Tali out of detention? A detention that he only had to stay in for ten more minutes."

>The group stays silent.

"The lot of you are going to stay here until dinner time. Tali, I trust you didn't plan this ill-thought out escape."

"..."

"You're free to go, Tali. After we have a word in my office. There's a few things I would like to discuss with you."

"Hmm? What is it?"

"We will discuss this in private. Come with me."

>She leaves, clearly expecting him to follow. Vaisi and Ceera watch him, they look somewhat concerned.

>He hesitates.

Should I go?

>>1621269
Follow the headmistress elf-boy, the harem will wait

>>1621269
Remember us fondly. Tali, give them each a kiss and wish them good lives. We had a good run bucko.

>>1621269
Jokes on her! Vaisi already had dinner!

>>1621269
They're not super concerned. Go ahead!

>>1621269
Maybe you should consult orange orb about the Headmistress.

>>1621269
Go, be free!

>>1621269
Mouth the words "I will be back for you."

That shit is romantic. They'll love it.

>>1621269
Wipe Vaisi's chin for her.

>>1621269
If you can't trust authority figures, then who can you trust?

Oh, and tell Vaisi she has a little something in the corner of her mouth.

>>1621290
This.

>>1621269

Might as well go along.

And tell Vaisi to wipe her mouth.

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>>1621269
>A detention that he only had to stay in for ten more minutes."
>he

In the spirit of scientific inquiry: Tali, did you nut?

>>1621269
Kiss Ceera and Vaisi before going

>>1621300>>1621269
Just look at her mouth.
>>1621269
My guess? That's not drool.

>>1621300
It's been mentioned before that when someone uses he, the glamour prevents them from noticing their error.

>>1621269
Wait, how is Fael in detention. Didn't she snap at the headmistress before about how she couldn't order around the dragons.

>>1621327
Fael probably just wants to feel included.

>>1621327
probably lonely

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>>1621327
I couldn't tell her to leave...

>>1621300
..................

"Sure." Tali gets up and looks back at the pair. He mouths 'I'll be back for you'

>They swoon.

You guys are good.

>As he walks out he tells Faelanerium to go back and to rest with the other dragons. She seems reluctant at first but he promises to come by later and give her at least a dozen head pats.

>She finally relents.

>Tali follows the headmistress to her room. It's filled with magical artifacts and rows of ancient tomes. Ever wall has a bookshelf and each of those bookshelves is filled to the brim not only with books but with various knick-knacks.

>Pens that seem to be writing on their own, animated statuettes, paintings that move.

>The headmistress gestures for Tali to sit down. When he's settled in she takes her own seat across from him. She inhales deeply.

"Tali. I'm sure you've learned your lesson by now, right? Don't go into obviously hidden areas and mess with glowing things."

"Yep. Definitely not gonna do that again."

"Good. Now, I do have a few questions... I checked out the place after you were assigned to detention. The little lake in there was drained. Did you see anything?"

>>1621350
Tell her about the ceer who came to check up on the crystal and it's potential to be a tool of mass ceerization

>>1621350
Nope. Definitely no Ceer portals.

>>1621350
Ceer popped out after I tried loading p my mana crystal from the big one. Barely missed me. They came from the gate and muttered about the mana reduction delaying a plan. Also wanting Ceera dead for being a traitor. They were worried about her being the one doing it.

>>1621350
Say there was water in it, but then it evaporated when the things happened.

>>1621350

What would be the consequence of seeing things, dare you ask? Seems she must know that the school is a giant Ceer transformer by now. Mind you, if she kills you, she'll have the entire clan of dragons near the school ready to rip her throat out.

>>1621350
Nope, there certainly wasn't a giant glowing portal that Ceer came out of. No sir re bob.

>>1621350
Tali, just tell the truth. You need as much help as you can get with this whole "secret race war" thing. I know you would rather be expelled than assassinated. Besides, she's the principal, it's her job to keep her students safe. That includes you and Ceera. But she can't do anything if you don't tell her.

And if you really feel you can't trust her, at least pick a teacher you do trust to tell, okay?

>>1621350
Nope, definately didn't see a pair of Ceer come out of a portal and talk about how the mass ceerification plan was behind schedule.
That's just be silly.

>>1621350
Yes! .... No! ...... Maybe!
That is a really hard one. Answer depends on the Anwerbung to: why didnt she want to Safe vaisi

>>1621350
Spill all the beans

>>1621371
Uh probably because of all those people Vaisi killed. I'm sure the headmistress lost friends. There's no way she would risk letting more of her students be hurt. I don't think it was an easy choice for her to make.

>>1621361
>>1621369
The president is definitely not fond of ceer. I really doubt she's helping them

>>1621371
Depends on the answer to...

>>1621350
Define "anything"

>>1621375
>>1621377
Not too sure about that. Would be terribly convenient for the Ceer to have someone watching over their project. And im sure only terrible people dont want to Safe vaisi.

>>1621350
>Don't go into obviously hidden areas and mess with glowing things.
Actually, the lesson I learned was "be careful when messing with glowing things." Which shouldn't even have needed to be learned, Tali.

>Did you see anything?
Don't try to hide what happened, Tali. Just watch to make sure she isn't making any wrong conclusions about Ceera.

>>1621350
The ceer came to check on the well being of the mentioned shining thing and fixed it.

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>Tali... Spills just about everything. He keeps out anything that would incriminate himself or get anyone in any trouble but... The rest he tells.

>If he can't trust her... The strongest mage in the entire world that isn't the headmaster. Then there's nothing he could do anyway.

>When he's done saying everything, she closes her eyes, leans back, and sighs.

"You ruined everything, Tali..."

"What?"

"I had been waiting so long to be able to open that portal and deal with the Ceer... And now the portal is broken. The only portal I've -ever- been able to find to the Ceer homeland and it's broken now..."

"You've been trying to go to their homeland? Why?"

"... It's personal. But, it explains a lot. You had your uh... Girlfriend, open it for you, didn't you?"

"Yeah..."

"Alright. I just wanted to make sure... Amazing how you managed to achieve something I've been working to for years on accident."

She doesn't seem angry... More just, disappointed.

>>1621399
well think of it this way.
the ceer will find out, and will either fix the portal or send someone else to see whats up.

also we have a dumb assassin ceer that we can manipulate to bring us to his homeland.

>>1621399
Tell her the key to opening the gate was a footjob.

>>1621399
Wait, don't we know of another portal? And if we don't I'm pretty sure Avery didn't come from that one.