It takes you a couple of hours but you make it back to the motel back in one pieces, though you half suspect Poison Ivy planned on dropping you to your death, leaving you for an Intergang goon squad, or some other terrible fate. The hate in her eyes is oh so real, and burns with a passion that would leave her precious forests nothing but ash heaps. You take one look at Harley and how she’s looking at you and completely understand why though. You just added a complication to a relationship that made Finnegans Wake look simple.

“Why the silent treatment Red?” Harley asks. While she maintains her bubbly tone, Quinn voice has a more than a little genuine concern in it. “We were just having a little fun, you always said we could have a little fun not to get tied down and serious.”

“I know. I don’t care, I don’t like him. He has the Joker written all over him.” Ivy says, slamming open her door and starting to pick up and pack lab equipment.

“Me the Joker? I am I that white?” You say trying out to lighten up the mood. Harley looking like she’s about to cry and Ivy growing increasingly red with anger, you already know you failed. “Not as funny as either.”

“None of this funny. The only reason I didn’t leave you there is because Harley would never forgive me. But she’ll wise up, hopefully before it’s too late. You’re like all the rest. You’ll use and abuse her, and I’ll have to pick the pieces. But I promise you, it’ll be the Titans’ who end up picking up yours” Ivy says pointing a finger at you, while she holds a large box in the other.

Pushing past you, she stops at Harley, the anger on her face melting away. She rests a free hand on her shoulder and plants a kiss on her cheek.

“I’ll be going back to Gotham in case you need me. I know things are still hot for you over there, but I’ll be waiting. New York just isn’t going work out.” Ivy says as Harley hugs her.

And with that, the same man who was ‘charmed’ by Poison Ivy pulls up in a ‘new’ cheaper blue compact car. As Poison Ivy disappears into the sunset, Harley Quinn hugs you while staring at her teary eyed.

>A.) Hug her back

>B.) Kiss her

>C.) Put a hand on her shoulder

>D.) “You promised me home by 7.”

>>1624505
>>A.) Hug her back

>>1624505
>>A.) Hug her back

>>1624505
>>A.) Hug her back

>>1624505
>B.) Kiss her

>>1624505

>A.) Hug her Back, hold it for awhile.

>>1624505
>A.) Hug her back
>D.) “You promised me home by 7.”

>>1624505
>>A.) Hug her back
>D.) “You promised me home by 7.”

Aww shit, I didn't miss Titan Quest!

>>1624505
>>A.) Hug her back

Don't make any moves yet. Not until we have more options, and Ivy cools down.

>>1624542

We don't have to get in a serious relationship with her. It can just be fun.

>>1624505
>>A.) Hug her back

>>1624549
Carefree relationships don't exist, especially in comics.

>>1624549
She's in love, so we'll have to deal with this carefully.

>>1624559
They totally do, though.

>>1624561

It's an open relationship.

>>1624566

Yes, but Ivy DOES NOT like the idea of us having such an open relationship with Harley giving her past. It would be stupid to pursue it "just for fun" when the threat of one of the most notorious villains in the Bat's Gallery is the punishment for fucking up.

We need to be careful. I'm not against it, just that there are dangers.

>>1624564
>>1624566
Yeah no

>>1624559
he makes an incredibly good point. Since when did those kinds of relationships work anywhere in comics? It almost always turns out bad.

>>1624566
Yeah and those always work out when you aren't careful.

We just need to go about this carefully. She's been burned a lot in life. Also there's no telling what Ivy would do to us if we broke her heart.

>>1624570

We'll just persuad her otherwise. Or show that we're better.

>>1624575

We don't have to date her.

>>1624573
But they do.

Can I just say how bad of an idea it is to just "have a little fun" with the biggest yandere of DC history? Even worse, when she's falling or is already IN LOVE with us?

The very same one that nearly shoved a stick of dynamite into a guy's throat who was "having a little fun" with THEIR girl?

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You return her hug and are surprised when she nuzzles herself deep in your chest. You almost expected her to keep flirting or make a joke, but Ivy bailing legitimately shook her. You take each other deep in each other’s arms and you swear you can hear Harley sob once or twice. After what has to be at least a dozen or so minutes, she pulls herself out of your arms and smiles. Not her goofy smile, or a friendly smile, or the dozen other playful ones she’s shown. A real radiant one filled with appreciation and something else. Could she really be into you? The way her eyes are shinning on you….

“Didn’t I promise you home by 7? It’s already 8”


As Harley drives you back, you wish you could say you rode back in silence but that would be a lie. You like her and you could say you were enthralled with about a third of what she said, were interested in about another third, and wanted to jump out of the car when you you heard the last third. And that nasal voice, while cute and even a little sexy in short doses could just wear down on you. (As much as you liked her) you eventually tap out and ask for mercy.

“Harley, can we listen to the radio” You ask, smiling at her.

“Ab-so-lutely” Harley sings, as she thumbs on the radio, Great Balls of Fire blaring on through the speaks and eventually her mouth. The downsides of being a hero were pretty terrible.

You pull to a side road as Titan’s Tower appears on the horizon, you pointing and directing as Harley speeds and turns sharply enough that you think even you might not make it out of a wreck made by her alive. The roads themselves leading to a secret tunnel below the East River that leads to the small island that Titan’s Tower rests on. You almost feel guilty in helping leading a bonafide super villain here but Harley has proven her self nothing but trustworthy.

The car comes to a stop right at the front entrance to Titan’s Tower. Harley goes nuts on the horn, continuing to hammer on it while giggling like a school girl, until Titan’s Tower lights go on and you place a hand on her’s before she could do it again.

“Let’s stop that, I got to go. I think I cashed in that favor, but feel free to hit me up.” You say opening your door

>>1624594

She's not yandere.

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“Come on, at least let me walk you to the door you’ve been the perfect date and it just wouldn’t be polite not to show some manners here.” Harley says, in her bubbly Brookyln accent.


She leads you to the door, smiling and taking your arm as the lights continue to go on further and further down Titan’s Tower. You notice she’ll blushing ever so slightly even while laughing at your expense. You frown you are probably blushing more. One at having a beautiful older woman giggling on your arm, clearly infatuated with you for some reason. The other at knowing how pissed Starfire is going to be.

As soon as the door leading to the Titan’s Tower open’s, Harley grabs you by the neck and plants a kiss on your mouth. The last time she did this, you know it was a spur of the moment thing after blasting through a group of super thugs that would have ended both of you. Know she was just teasing you and the rest of the Titans. Lot of tongue though. Gross little things but…

Nightwing, and the rest of the Titans stare at you as both you and Harley turn towards them. Harley with utter glee in her eyes, and Nightwing rage that puts Ivy’s to shame. Harley keeps you in it for a minute before disengaging and waving. “

“Well see you late!” Harley says, skipping to her car.

You look back at Nightwing.

>A.) I’m into the MILF thing?

>B.) She’s just having some fun at your expense man. It is kinda funny

>C.) I can explain...

>>1624585
Yeah, we don't.

But if we're going to have some kind of open relationship, then we need to handle it carefully.

These kinds of relationships can easily fall apart due to a combination of lack of communication and jealousy. Wheat you're suggesting isn't as easy as you make it out to be.

>>1624598
>B.) She’s just having some fun at your expense man. It is kinda funny

>>1624598
>B.) She's just having fun at your expense man. It is kinda funny
>C.) I can explain...

>>1624598
>B.) She’s just having some fun at your expense man. It is kinda funny

>>1624585
>>1624578
Jesus, read something beside porn, will you? It wouldn't to be a complicationless fantasy like you seem to think it is. We would have to actually work for it. Plus, if it's to spend so much effort, I'd honestly prefer if we pursued ... well, any girl beside Harley (or Terra).
>>1624598
>B.) She’s just having some fun at your expense man. It is kinda funny.

>>1624598
>B.) She's just having fun at your expense man. It is kinda funny
>C.) I can explain...

>>1624619

I do admit to being a little naive about this, but a friends with benefits relationship is possible.

We do need to give her respect and support first, though.

And I just don't want to waifu one person and stick permanently to them. It's comics. A messy relationship or several is pretty much required.

>>1624598
>She's just having some fun at your expense man.

Assure him that it isn't like that. Utterly fail. Plead forgiveness from the ultimate male DC booty.

>>1624598
>B.) She’s just having some fun at your expense man. It is kinda funny

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“I can explain” you say, “She’s just having some fun at your expense. It is kinda funny. Also there was this mission she kinda took me on, things got dangerous...she isn’t as bad you think she think she is” You start, before Nightwing just raises his hand up.

“Quiet.” Nightwing says “We’ll discuss this later. We have a new member to introduce you to and a someone to help train you in your hand to hand skill tomorrow.”

With that Nightwing completely opens the entrance and you can make out Cyborg and Beast Boy struggling not burst out laughing. You half supress returning a smirk to them, and Beast Boy gives you a thumbs up. Behind them Starfire and Raven take Harley shoving down her tongue in your throat in their own way. Starfire annoyed her face poupting and cheeks red ballons, and Raven looking worried.

Well Quin is a bad a guy, you can understand them being worried or annoyed.

You glance around for the new member before someone sticks a finger on your chest thumping it. You look down at she a short teenage girl somewhere between fourteen and sixteen years old. Blone hair in a bowl cut and a her teeth a little bucked toothed to be called stunning like Starfire or even Raven, she’s a cute little thing.

“Who the hell is she anyway?” She asks

“Nevermind. Gravitas meet Terra.

>A.) Offer a hand

>B.) Isn’t she kinda young for superheroing?

>C.) Name’s Adam…

>D.) Oh, that was Harley Quinn

>>1624669
>A.) Offer a hand
>C.) Name’s Adam…
>D.) Oh, that was Harley Quinn

>>1624669
>A.) Offer a hand
>C.) Name’s Adam…

>>1624669
>A.) Offer a hand
>C.) Name’s Adam…
>B.) Isn’t she kinda young for superheroing?
Oh boy, speaking of the devil ...

>>1624677
Seconding

>>1624669
>A.) Offer a hand
>C.) Name’s Adam…

Part of me wants to mention we beat Deathstroke, but I get the feeling it'll end poorly, and not just Terra, I think Dick would be all "grr you should have called us" since in this reality he seems a bit Bruce-lite.

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“Name’s Adam, and oh that was Harley Quinn” You say, offering out your hand. Terra looks at at it and then Dick, before rolling her eyes and offering her’s. Real swell to put on the team Dick.

“Yeah my real name’s Markov, nice to meet you too...I guess.” Terra says, not even bothering to put on a fake smile or make it like she wasn’t going to throw up engaging in basic courtesy. “So not an out of character thing for you to fuck 50 year old sociopaths huh?”

“If she’s over thirty I’ll eat my hat” You start, stopping youself. Kid’s still a teen, ofcourse she’s going to act bratty. Sounds tough as hell when you’re that young

Nightwing just sighs and facepalms.

“Come on Adam, I told you not mention her. At least not now. Titans, assemble to the conference room for debriefing. I’ll go over Terra, Adam you’ll go over what you, Posion Ivy, and Quinn did to Intergang this afternoon.” Dick says, clapping his hands to make sure everyone was paying attention.

All of you break to go, as Raven and Starfire hover over to your shoulder, worry still not gone from her face.

“So was Quinn really just making fun Dick? I sensed you are attracted to her” Raven asks

>A.) Yes, really. Just a joke

>B.) She’s attractive sure, but yeah.

>C.) To be kinda honest...I have no idea at this point.

>D.) Are you reading my mind or something?

>>1624669
>>B.) Isn’t she kinda young for superheroing?

Boss, are you kidding me?

>>1624735
>B.) She’s attractive sure, but yeah.

>>1624735
>A.) Yes, really. Just a joke
>B.) She’s attractive sure, but yeah.

>>1624735
>B.) She’s attractive sure, but yeah.

Wow, this Terra's not even pretending to be nice.

>>1624735
>B.) She’s attractive sure, but yeah.

>>1624735

>B.) She's attractive sure, but yeah.
>C.) To be kinda honest...I have no idea at this point.

if we wish to give exposition explain that we've barely known Harley, let alone ourselves. Sure she can be PHYSICALLY attractive, but if we are blunt so are Starfire and Raven. If there is any attraction it's currently on strictly a physical level, so...who knows?

>>1624751

Well, to us anyway.

>>1624735
>>B.) She’s attractive sure, but yeah.
... That's seriously all Slade could find as a mole?

>>1624735

Changing my vote from >>1624740

to >>1624754

>>1624758
Read the comics? Terra is a fucking dick a lot of the time

>>1624735
>B.) She's attractive sure, but yeah.
>C.) To be kinda honest...I have no idea at this point

Truthfully she's sexy as hell. Problem is, I want to get to know her better. Fuckmates is fun and all but you gotta put n work for this.

>>1624764
I know, but it's still feel a bit ridiculous that the bes assassin in the world couldn't find a better inflitrator than someone who doesn't seem to know the basic rules of politeness.

>>1624784
Just chalk it up to Slade not wanting to sacrifice anything that would be of any future use to him if this plan doesn't work out.

>>1624784

Nah, she knows the rules. She's a Markov.

She just doesn't really like us.

>>1624784
If I remember correctly she was suppose to be charmming and boastful. Like she thought she was hot shit.

I still stand by my statement the only person on the team she actually liked was Wally West cause when it was time for the contract to be completed, she could have gone after him, nope. He never was attacked.

T-minus 10 until we utterly troll Terra by use of Gravity.

"Oh, how nice, you throw rocks. I throw physics."

>>1624735
>>C.) To be kinda honest...I have no idea at this point.

>>1624735
>She's attractive, sure. But yeah.

“Well yeah, I’m not going to lie, Harley’s hot. But there’s nothing currently going on between us. To be honest though, I have no idea at this point. Been 'awake for month and she's the first woman I've known. Need to get to know her a lot better before I can ever give a yes to that. ”You say, “It really was a way for her to have fun at Dick’s expense.”

Relief washes over Raven’s face and Starfire annoyance while still on her face seems to shift a little. Starfire hovers towards the conference room and Dick at an increased pace, while Raven lands and walks to the side of you.

“I’m glad….Quinn has a nasty reputation and way more dangerous than she looks” Raven starts and rushing suddenly. “When I heard you left with her to stop Intergang I was afraid you were being in used in some ploy against us or Dick in particular. You could have gotten killed You have to be careful around her Adam.”

“Nah, Harley alright.” You say, Raven frowning a little more than usual as you say so.

You take your seat, in between Raven and Beast Boy, as Terra , Cyborg, and Starfire sit on the opposite side of the table. Nightwing takes the center podium and turns on a projector, coughing before going on a big speech. A hero named Black Canary, the daughter of a WWII hero named the same would be taking over hand to hand and combat strategy to help avoid what happened with Grant Wilson from happening again.

He then went on to talk about Terra AKA Tara Markov was the daughter of the royalty in some backwater European country. Eventually communists gave the king the boot and the rest of her family was exterminated. For two years she ran and survived by the skin of her teeth, until she was discovered by Wonder Woman and Batman and shuttled off to here for training. Apparently, her powers of earth manipulation run in her family.

Nightwing looks to you and offers you the podium

>A.) Be completely honest.

>B.) Leave out the part of Quinn waiting naked in your bed.

>>1624831
>>A.) Be completely honest.
Let's not hide things from our teammates.

>>1624831
>A.) Be completely honest.

Though assure people that nothing happened.

>>1624831
>A.) Be completely honest.

>>1624831
>>B.) Leave out the part of Quinn waiting naked in your bed.

>>1624831

>A.) Be completely honest

...But perhaps a tiny bit of a white lie with the whole "Took a rain check on Harley" thing.

>>1624831

>A.) Be completely honest.

I've could have gotten my Dick wet, however I'm a professional. You're welcome.

>>1624831
>B.) Leave out the part of Quinn waiting naked in your bed.

No need to mention something unimportant as this.

>>1624831
>>B.) Leave out the part of Quinn waiting naked in your bed.

Why do people want to tell about Harley seducting us? This seems more like we are trying to show off then anything.

>>1624873

Just giving a complete report on everything that happened.

>>1624831
>>B.) Leave out the part of Quinn waiting naked in your bed.

Let Cyborg and Beastboy know in private if they ask.

>>1624831
>>B.) Leave out the part of Quinn waiting naked in your bed.

>>1624831


>B.) Leave out the part of Quinn waiting naked in your bed.

>>1624873
I think Nightwing would be at least a little crossed if he learned that we didn't told him that one of his old enemy, "reformed" or not, has tried to seduce his teammate.

You go over everything. And that means everything. You feel blush come up your face when you mentioning Quinn kissing you after blowing up the weapons’ storeroom. You almost leave it there but you than add in the part of Harley Quinn waiting for you naked in your motel room. Beast Boy and Cyborg break out in laughter and applause. Nightwing just buries his face in his hands. You assure them nothing happened.

“Boo this man” Cyborg says, balling up a piece of paper and throwing it at you laughing. He quickly sits down as everyone but Beast Boy stares at him in contempt. The look of concern over Raven’s face returns over her face.

After the meeting, Dick motions to wait for you after the meeting. You take a seat and wait for the worst remember what Kori said about the lecture he was supposed to have with you about what happened with Grant and then Quinn, but Dick just sits next to you all sympathy and open ear. He tells you the time he and Batman failed to save a crook failing to his death when he tried climbing onto fire escape ladder to escape them. He tries to stress the importance of training in this and you help but nod and almost tear up in places.

Then the conversation switches over to Quinn.

“Do you know how Harley Quinn went from being Dr. Harleen Quinnzel to that?” Dick asks

“Yeah the Joker” You answer.

“He did it by telling her a sob story. He did it pretending to lend a sympathetic shoulder and ear to problems. He did by patting her head when she told him about how her finance blew his brains out with a shotgun and shitty homelife. He did it by offering a friendly smile and being a decent flirt who could make her laugh. Don’t fall for the same bullshit she did” Nightwing says.

>A.) Nod

>B.) I dunno Dick, she seems half decent. Kinda like Catwoman.

>C.) She’s done but help me Dick. I know she’s a criminal but I can trust her

>>1624897
>A.) Nod
He's just giving us advice, we don't have to follow it.

>>1624876
>>1624891
Yeah but we don't need to tell it to the entire team. If you worried he might not like it just tell him in private. Besides don't want the girls thinking we can't keep private stuffs well private.

>>1624897
>>A.) Nod
Admitedly, he HAS way more experience than us in the superhero business.

>>1624897
>>A.) Nod

>>1624897
>A.) Nod
>B.) I dunno Dick, she seems half decent. Kinda like Catwoman.

Let him know that we feel she's okay, but we will take that into genuine consideration.

>>1624897

>A.) Nod

>>1624897
>A.) Nod
Thanks for the advice but i don't think Harley is the manipulative type. But then again we barely know her.

>>1624897

>A.)
>B.)

Perhaps explain your reason for trusting her, that so far she hasn't done anything to wrong us, but you will take his advice.

>>1624915
>>1624897

I will change my vote and support this:
>>1624918

>>1624918
I support this vote as well.

Let them know that we appreciate their input.

>>1624918
This.

>>1624918
I support this course of action consider my mind changed

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"I get it dick. But she rescued me from H.I.V.E. Hell she made sure Ivy got me out of that storehouse alive. She seems kinda decent, like Catwoman. But you're the expert here."You nod in agreement.

You don’t buy it and you don’t know if you’re going to follow it, but Dick is just giving you advice and he does know why more about heroics and Quinn then you do. Dick smiles and places a hand on your shoulder.

“Let's some sleep man, training is really grueling if she’s in charge tomorrow.” Nightwing says rising.

You doubt it, you can lift a car, take an assault rifle clip to the chest and just bruise. Besides outside her scream she has no powers. Can’t be that tough


It is that tough. You’re sweating up a storm, as the striking blonde woman has you in some techno weight suit moving up and down and all cross the island. All the while whistling at you or someone else when they slow down, while running backwards. You’ve been at this for about four hours and are about to collapse while she looks like she’s just warming up.

Finally Tara collapses, and you stop to offer her a hand. This of course prompts another whistle from the curvy muscly woman in the fishnet leggings. Raven and Beast Boy use that as an excuse to bend over and catch a breath.

“There a problem kids? Our run isn’t done for another three leaps” Black Canary says, hands on her hips, nothing but condensation.


>A.) Yeah Tara just collapsed. You’ve been running her ragged all day, give her a break. She’s going to get sick or worse. Human body has limits

>B.) Yeah I thought this was supposed to be combat training

>C.) No problem (resume running)

>>1624960
>A.) Yeah Tara just collapsed. You’ve been running her ragged all day, give her a break. She’s going to get sick or worse. Human body has limits

>>1624960
>>A.) Yeah Tara just collapsed. You’ve been running her ragged all day, give her a break. She’s going to get sick or worse. Human body has limits

>>1624960
>>A.) Yeah Tara just collapsed. You’ve been running her ragged all day, give her a break. She’s going to get sick or worse. Human body has limits

>>1624960

>C.) No problem (resume running)

She's human and she's running us haggard. I refuse to bow down to those perfect legs.

>>1624960

>C.) No problem (resume running)
Yes Sir...i mean miss. i Mean sir!

>>1624960
>C.) No problem (resume running)

G E T S T R O N K

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“Yeah, Tara just collapsed. You’ve been running her ragged all day, give her a break. She’s going to get sick or worse. Human body has limits.” You say, pulling up Tara and sitting her down a near by rock. Just as you place her down, a very firm but feminine hand grips your shoulder.

You get socked hard enough in your face that find your balance almost entirely gone and on knees.

“Superman has a foe named Metallo just two states over that runs on infinite and is made of a metal even he can’t rip apart.” Black Canary starts, taking off her leather jacket. “ Black Manta practically lives a powersuit makes nearly every physical activity effortless. Hector Hammond can crush any of you to death from the comfort of his chair. None of you can afford to have limits.”

With two quick motions she puts on her gloves and looks down at you.

“Get up, you just volunteered to be my first training partner.” She says, a cruel smile appearing on her face “Take off that suit. You get me on the ground for ten seconds, Tara can spend the rest of the day however she wants. You in?”

>A.) Yes

>B.) No

>C.) Knock her down with your gravity powers

>>1624991
>A.) Yes
>C.) Knock her down with your gravity powers

>>1624897
B won by 1 vote?

>>1624991
>A.) Yes
>C.) Knock her down with your gravity powers

>>1624991

>A.) Yes

This is a CQC trainning no powers guys.

>>1625000

She never said that.

Just "take off the suit".

>>1624998
I used both A and B

>>1624998
Time limit i guess?
>>1624996
>>1624999
Oh you chuckle gucks are just bagging to get roughted upby the blonde uh? Never tought Adam was a masoquist.

>>1624991

>A.) Yes

Let's be honorable guys, we can't ALWAYS rely on our powers, that's the point of this training.

>>1624991
>>A.) Yes

No powers unless she uses hers.

>>1624991
>>C.) Knock her down with your gravity powers

>A.) Yes
"Alright."

She never said we couldn't use our powers.

>>1625002
Yes, exactly

>>1625002
This is obvious physycal trainning and she is in charge of our hand to hand combat anon. Read the thread and don't be stupid.

>>1624991
>>A.) Yes
>C.) Knock her down with your gravity powers

>>1625013

See >>1625009

She never said "no powers".

>>1625013
She's trying to put you to task

>>1625009
I though you would hold up on the trap options... glad you didn't

>>1624991
>A.) Yes
>C.) Knock her down with your gravity powers

>>1625016
Meh whatev's seems i will be out voted anyway.

>>1625023

Actually...why don't we just make her super light? she'll throw herself off balance and THEN pin her with the gravity powers.

Sound good?

>>1624999
>>1624996
>>1625008
>>1625008
>>1625014
>>1625023

ROLL

>>1625013
And she just talked about how villians don't play fair, so why should we?
>>1624991
>A.) Yes
>C.) Knock her down with your gravity powers

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>1625029

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>1625029

Rolling

Besides if our rolls aren't as good as last time i want to see Black kicking adam's ass.

>>1625029

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1625029
Time to get fucked up

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1625029

>>1625035

I also wouldn't mind seeing that.

That's partly why I voted for this.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1625029

>>1625031
So, close yet so far

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>1625029

Whoops

>>1625030
>so why should we?
Because we are not a villan? We are a hero.

>>1625031
>>1625032
>>1625037
I would say i told you so but... i'm quite happy with this result.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>1625029
are we taking more than the first 3 rolls?

>>1625053

Same here.

>>1625047
Yes, because the first worry you would have when facing a superpowered maniac that want to explose an orphanage would be "playing fair". We're not freaking Goku.

>>1625029

>>1625047
So? Just cause we're a hero doesn't mean we have to play fair.

>>1625054
No.

>>1625053
Same. Adam is turning into marty stue otherwise. He need to be called back to earth hehe

>>1625054
No this isn' MAQ.

>>1625056
The first thing we would think would be pulling everyone out of the orphanage and then arrest the guy. We are not Batman or some punk kid that needs to be extreme with criminals.

>>1625058
Spoked as a true villan. But i willenjoy seing Adam fail this time as anon here said>>1625064 Time to bring Adam back to earth.

>>1625073
Not using our powers when fighting someone isn't being "extreme".

>>1625075

Heroes don't need to play fair, though.

They just gotta do good.

You start taking off your suit as innocently as possible, already knowing this is going to be over in a second. Right as you are about to slip out of the last pant leg, you ‘reach’ out with her power to touch and increase her weight. So far, so good. Has worked perfectly for you.

When her foot connects with your jaw, you can barely believe it. Somehow she turned out of the way before the invisible and intangible ‘thing’ you control can touch her. She also rolls out of the way when it connects to thin air before it can weigh her down. When she rolls up is about to plant her foot on her jaw, you’re too stunned to completely get out of the training get up Canary made you wear. Luckily the force of her blow she you flying out of it.

“One Mississippi, two Mississippi” Black Canary starts counting mockily, three fingers standing up on her hand before you manage to find enough wind in you to hop up.

As she as you do she rushes at you, you managing to dodge an another blow to the head by luck, a fist to the crotch by pure speed on your part, and then run out of both as she hops again, managing to plant a strong kick to the back of your knee, still you manage to make a gap with the sheer power of your speed.


>A.) Try to wear her out with you’re super speed

>B.) Make her light with your gravity powers.

>C.) Let her get close and then grab her, make this a contest of strength not skill

>>1625075
Dude, we're training.

Just because you seem to have a boner for handicapping yourself for no reason doesn't mean we're gonna start killing babies.

>>1625084
>A.) Try to wear her out with you’re super speed

>>1625084
>>B.) Make her light with your gravity powers.

>>1625073
I'm not talking about killing him, sheesh. I'm talking about the fact that applying arbitrary rule when fighting villains is nonsensical and irresponsable. Most of the time, heroes relies on trickery when fighting opponents.

>>1625084
>B.) Make her light with your gravity powers.

>>1625084
>B.) Make her light with your gravity powers.

>>1625084
>A+B
MAXIMUM CHEAT BLITZ

>>1625084

>B.) Make her light with your gravity powers.

>>1625084
>B.) Make her Lighter with your gravity powers

Be back in 40 gents, grabbin dinner

>>1625100
>>1625091
>>1625095
>>1625097
>>1625101

ROLL

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>1625105

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>1625105

>>1625084
>B.) Make her light with your gravity powers.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>1625105

Here we go!

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1625105

Rolling

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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>1625105

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>1625105
Curse my lateness to pick an option.

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>>1625110

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>1625105

>>1625110
And the canary fly away!

>>1625122
Even if we do best her a little, shes still going easy on us overall. Afterwards we probably won't get any quarrel right?

>>1625130
>Black Canary
>going easy

You smile as Canary goes for another charge towards you. She even more tricky this time, making a false stop that only going into another roll and then a drop attack, her first balled and ready to go for a strike at your knee again. Hoping no doubt to stop you from being able to use your speed advantage efficiently or even lifting ability that well. No such luck for her.

You manage to dodge her both easily and extremely sloppily, and manage to touch her with your sixth sense. You have no plans to weigh her down though, quite the opposite. You decrease her weight to about a couple of pounds, and she slams into the ground and rebounds high into the air. Before she can land you leap up to grab her leg and slam her back into the ground and air.

“I can see why you they call you the Canary. You can fly” You say, you manage to count to three before she gets back up. You start smirking and extending out your hand and pointing your fingers towards you.

“Come get some” You say.

“Gladly” Canary replies, her mouth opening longer than usual.

Uh-Oh

>A.) Dodge

>B.) Grab a nearby large rock for cover with you’re gravity powers

>C.) Push against her cry with you’re powers

>D.) Dodge to the side and then ‘snipe’ at her with you’re powers

>E.) Try blocking it with just your might

>>1625155
>D.) Dodge to the side and then ‘snipe’ at her with you’re powers

>>1625155
>>D.) Dodge to the side and then ‘snipe’ at her with you’re powers

>>1625155
>B.) Grab a nearby large rock for cover with you’re gravity powers

>>1625130
Win or lose, she'll be gracious. Mostly.

You'll earn a lot of respect if you win, not anger.

>>1625155
Is terra in the fight with us? maybe have her form a rock wall around her so she hits herself with the noise. If not then...

>B.) Grab a nearby large rock for cover with you’re gravity powers

>>1625163
No, she's utterly exhausted and this is one on one.

>>1625155
>D
Seems the most likely to work.
Like emergency sirens yeah?

>C.) Push against her cry with you’re powers

See the thing is, I'm pretty sure her Canary Cry gets wider the more distance it goes.

>>1625155
>C.) Push against her cry with you’re powers

>>1625155
Give her the
>D.

>>1625169
>>1625157
>>1625156
>>1625177

Roll

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>1625184

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>1625184

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1625184

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>1625184

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>1625184

Rolling

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>>1625186
>>1625189
>>1625190

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>1625184

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You try dodging at an angle in order to get into position for a quick shot pure gravitational force to send her flying again. It ended up being a very, very bad move.

Black Canary manages to wing you with her power, sending you flying and flipping on your side through the air until you land hard on your ribs. All the wind is knocked of your lungs and you’re afraid for one second you can’t even hear her count out how long you’ve been on ground so much has been knocked out of.

Instead you watch her as she lands on your back, her full weight returned to her. You can’t even scream as she grabs hold of your arm and one of your legs bends them hard. It seems like forever before she finally starts counting. You think about using your powers but she’s far too close anything you use on her, you’d use on yourself...on the otherhand.

She gets to four before stopping and starts to speak.

“Say uncle!” She screams, both frustrated and happy.


>A.) I like a woman who can kick my ass

>B.) Decrease both your weight and both go flying

>C.) Power out of it and slam her hard on the ground

>D.) Uncle.

>>1625219
>B.) Decrease both your weight and both go flying

>>1625219
>B.) Decrease both your weight and both go flying

>>1625219
>NEVER
>B.) Decrease both your weight and both go flying

>>1625219
>A.) I like a woman who can kick my ass
>B.) Decrease both your weight and both go flying

>>1625219

>B.) Decrease both your weight and both go flying

>C.) Power out of it and slam her hard on the ground

>>1625233
I actually cringed at that.

>>1625219
>A.) I like a woman who can kick my ass
>B.) Decrease both your weight and both go flying

>>1625226
>>1625228
>>1625229
>>1625244
>>1625235

ROLL

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>1625249
nat 1

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>1625249

>>1625219
>B.)

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>1625249

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>1625249

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>1625249

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1625249

Rolling

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>1625249

>>1625251
>>1625253
And she broke our arm/leg.That is going to hurt uh?

>>1625251
>>1625253
>>1625255
You lost this, one last chance or she wins

>>1625264
fug

>>1625255
Yup. I'm strangely okay with this.Make it painfull Thor.

>>1625264
Keep fighting, boys!

Win or lose if this were a real fight we wouldn't be given the option of 'uncle'

Fight on! Fight on!

>>1625264
No last chances Villans don't give those.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>1625264

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>1625264
You mean one last chance to roll? If so, bring it.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>1625264

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1625264

>>1625277
Lewd

And dubs

“I like a woman who can kick my ass” You say.

You reach out and enveloping both you with your power. You lay on the ground waiting for the both of you to be sent flying You start to worry as it’s clear it isn’t going to happen being sure both Black Canary's and your weight dropped to almost nothing. As the count raises to seven you look at your side and see exactly why.

Black Canary has steel tipped high heels and she’s dug them deep into the ground while having maintaining a strong grip on two of your limbs.


“Guess you like a lot of woman huh champ?” Canary asks laughing


>A.) Uncle

>B.) Power out and slam her on the ground.

>C.) Bite her on her leg

>>1625290
>B.) Power out and slam her on the ground.

>>1625290
>B.) Power out and slam her on the ground.

>>1625290
>B.) Power out and slam her on the ground.

>>1625290
>>B.) Power out and slam her on the ground.

>>1625290
>>B.) Power out and slam her on the ground.

>>1625290
>>B.) Power out and slam her on the ground.

>>1625294
>>1625296
>>1625297
>>1625301
>>1625299
>>1625298

I see where the wind is blowing. ROLL

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>1625303

>>1625290
>B.) Power out and slam her on the ground.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>1625303

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>1625303

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>1625303

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>1625303
DICE

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>1625303

>>1625290

>A.) Uncle

>>1625308
WEW LAD

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Rolled 7 (1d100)

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>>1625304
>>1625303
First post in thread baby!
>>1625308
Gif related

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>>1625308
save this one? and keep this>>1625304?

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>>1625308
Holy shit dude.

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>>1625308
HON HON HON HON HON HON HON

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>>1625308

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1625308
Ouch..

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>>1625308

Toruc, thank you man

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>>1625308
>>1625304

Congrats on a CRIT!!!! You won.

>>1625315
>>1625318
>>1625325
Hey, hey >>1625308
And on that note, MAXIMUM OVERPOWER.

this is going to be good

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>>1625308

>>1625325

I mean anon, why the fuck did I say Toruc? Sleep deprived mind if fucking with me

>>1625334

Our dick just OHKOs Black Canary

>>1625303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6oNE2lT8R4

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>>1625308

>>1625337
Probs because I got the 94.

So....can we get her to call us Daddy?

>>1625324
Fairfag BTFO.

>>1625343
Meh it's just trainning.

>>1625363
Oh now its just training.

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You’ve grown way too reliant on your gravity powers. You realize this now and you think that’s why Canary started this fist fight. To prove you needed to expand your skill set when shown your gravity powers could be mainpulated. No doubt as an experienced and highly skilled martial artists, she thought she’d hand you your ass easily. But you’ve taken down Shiva, KGBeast, and even forced Deathstroke into a draw. You weren’t going to down that easily.

You break your leg free easily and even though it causes you an amazing amount of agony, you stand up easily. Black Canary is far from a fool and tried to stop what you plan from happening immediately. She kicks at the back of your knee repeatably, but you’re in the zone now. You feel nothing but adrenaline and something like electricity bursting in your veins.

“Maybe, kinda sad that means you’re not one of them.” You retort, lifting her up easily and turning off your gravity power on both of you. You’d turn her into a grease stain if you went all out and she weighed a pound.

You bring her down hard, leaving a small crater on the ground. Black Canary’s eye roll over and she lets out a small moan. You didn’t break anything but it’s clear she’s out like a light

Raven flies towards you, Terra sits up and smiles, and Beast Boy just starts applauding and whistling in delight

“Wow you just whipped the Black Canary’s ass.” Beasy Boy says “Not even Dick or Starfire have ever beaten her in a hand to hand fight. On your first time too.”

“Thanks Gravitas...I mean Adam, guess I pegged you wrong” Terra says in between long labored breaths

“Are you okay? Your nose looks broken from her scream...and you’re knee is swollen” Raven asks “You should have just given up”

>A.) Thanks Raven but I’m fine.

> B.) I don’t give up Raven

>C.) Should I do a bow Arthur?

>D.) She kicked my ass too

>E.) Try to wake up and help up Black Canary and thank her for the sparing match

Oh and your fighting rank went up

>>1625377
>D.) She kicked my ass too
>E.) Try to wake up and help up Black Canary and thank her for the sparing match

>>1625377
>>A.) Thanks Raven but I’m fine.
>E.) Try to wake up and help up Black Canary and thank her for the sparing match

>>1625377
>D.) She kicked my ass too
but
> B.) I don’t give up Raven

>>1625377
>B
>E

>>1625377
>A.) Thanks Raven but I’m fine.
>E.) Try to wake up and help up Black Canary and thank her for the sparing match

>>1625377
>D.) She kicked my ass too
>E.) Try to wake up and help up Black Canary and thank her for the sparing match.

>G. If I didn't have super strength speed and endurance on top of my gravity powers she'd have handed me my ass.

>>1625377
>>D.) She kicked my ass too
>however
>> B.) I don’t give up Raven

>>1625377
A, B, & E

>>1625377


>C.) Should I do a bow Arthur?

>D.) She kicked my ass too

>E.) Try to wake up and help up Black Canary and thank her for the sparing match

>>1625367
It never stopped from being it.

>>1625377
>>C.) Should I do a bow Arthur?
>>D.) She kicked my ass too
>>E.) Try to wake up and help up Black Canary and thank her for the sparing match

>>1625377
>D.) She kicked my ass too
>E.) Try to wake up and help up Black Canary and thank her for the sparing match

>Black Canary’s eye roll over and she lets out a small moan
Lewd!

>>1625377

>B.) I don't give up Raven
>D.) She kicked my ass too
>E.) Try and wake up and help up Black Canary and thank her for the sparing match.
>F.) Let Black Canary get medical attention first, then yourself.

“Thanks Raven, but I’m fine” You say, nodding at her. “Also I don’t give up. Ever.”

The concern drains from Raven’s face, replaced with a slight smile

“I can see that. A good treat in a superhero but you do realize this is just training right?” Raven asks, getting more than a little sarcastic, but the smile on her face remains warm and friendly.

You just shrug your shoulders and smile, wincing slightly as you notice in just how much pain your left arm really is. You sigh and turns toward Beast Boy, the smile still on your face but a little humbleness now starting to enter your voice.

“Hey, she kicked my ass too. Besides I have super strength, endurance, and speed on her. If I didn’t I’d be toast.” You say, Beast Boy laughing in return.

“Hey you do realize she just had a whole speech on how no fight is a fair fight right? You beat her fair and square according to her own rules and thinking” Terra says managing to get up now and offer you her hand. You take it and give her a real handshake this time.

You look down at Black Canary, first trying to yell at her and then snapping your fingers until she wakes up.

She glances up and offers a weak smile

“Guess that’s a day. Next time Adam, you won’t get to use your powers. Now would be a dear and carry my busted ass to Titan’s Tower.” Black Canary asks, as you reach down and lift her with your one good arm.

>End

Next thread Sat, you will be dealing with the Fearsome Five

>>1625452

What are our updated S-Links and skills?

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>>1625452
Great thread ManThor keep them coming!

>>1625459
Doing that now.

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>>1625467
Here