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Rushing towards the ‘hidden’ big tent here is a lot less sexy and way more difficult than the Justice League or even Nightwing gave you the impression of. You are running through a frantic, maniac crowd desperate as drowned men, hurrying and scurrying to save their own lives in the opposite direction. You swam against the crowd’s current fearing that at any moment that you’d either be swept up in it or arrive too late to stop the Brotherhood from committing a massacre against the Circus of the Strange for whatever reason they ordained or planned. Maybe the world would be better off with Professor Pyg and his gang of ruffians but for some reason it felt wrong for them to be wiped off the face of the Earth, so you ran anyway.


You approach the red and yellow, grinning to be honest despite the severity of the situation. This mission had been a big opportunity to prove yourself from the get go, but now a bigger chance to prove yourself had opened itself up. Hey maybe you’d get yourself a nice fluff piece in a paper down here? Maybe you might be one of the leaders of the team like Starfire or Cyborg? You’re moving on up and doing cool things in the world.

Both as the rest of the Titans’ run up to your side, Elastic Girl coughs loudly over the crowd screaming and crying at the top of the lungs.

“What about the new fish?Terra hasn’t been on an active mission before. And M’gnn hasn’t even been trained to do this yet” Elastic Girl says in a calm monotone voice. Like a professional in much more mundane field asking an industry question about the new interns.

“Hey I was active in Europe before the Titans took me in!” Terra interjects

“I’m not a kid . I’m 49 in your earth years” M’ggn adds.

>A.) Terra and M’gnn you stay here.

>B.) Terra you come, M’gnn you stay here

>C.) Alright let’s go you two.

>>1694136
>>C.) Alright let’s go you two.

>>1694136
>>C.) Alright let’s go you two.

>>1694136
>>C.) Alright let’s go you two.

>>1694136
>>C.) Alright let’s go you two.

>>1694136
>B.) Terra you come, M’gnn you stay here
She's just started and doesn't have any training. if anything, Terra could see it as an insult for benching her and just throwing her out on the field unprepared.

>>1694136
>>C.) Alright let’s go you two.
>D.) No showboating though, keep it simple, don't want you too getting your butts in a sling because someone made a crack about age.

You look at the two girls, frowning for a moment. Both were green, but Terra had been trained for around a month and even had experience prior to this. This would be her first mission as a Titan but everyone has a first time for every and she had been prepped. M’gann wasn’t trained or experienced whatsoever. But you read her dossier, she was a powerhouse. She had super strength, speed, durability, shape shifting abilities, and vast mental powers. You weren’t trained when you went on your first mission for the Titans. You managed.

“Alright let’s go you two. Robotman, you take the greenhorns and flank the top tent after the rest of us distract Brain. We are going to have a limited window here but if it works, we can end this fight quick.” You say.

“Got it kid, be careful” Cliff says, the two girls at each of his sides as they ran around to the otherside of the tent.

You looked at the rest of the Doom Patrol. Elastic Girl, Negative Man, and Beast Boy returned your gaze and nodded. You entered the front of the tent slowly and calmly. Like the four of you just were entering a circus act, and not a battle between two super villain groups. You kept walking down as laser fire broke out to the left side of you, missing one of Pyg’s men by a a couple of feet and just leaving a small scotched crater. In front of you, The Brain was in his robotic case midair opening fire on everyone.

“Ah Monsieur Gravitas, it’s good to see you again. I have a proposition for you’d be willing to listen” The Brain says, lasers and rocket volley’s ceasing for the moment, as his jar swings over to face you.

>A.) Sure (buy time)

>B.) Attack him immediately.

>C.) Ask him what is he doing here meddling with such small timers

>D.) Ask him to do you a favor and leave.

>>1694204
>A.) Sure (buy time)
We can hear him out at least.

>>1694204
>>A.) Sure (buy time)

>>1694204
>A.)
>B.)

He's been hospitable so far, no need to be hostile yet, even if he is a terrorist.

>>1694204
>>A.) Sure (buy time)
>>C.) Ask him what is he doing here meddling with such small timers

Hey, would you mind letting us know when you call votes and are writing?

>>1694204
>>A.) Sure (buy time)

>>1694222
Sure, I usually give 15 minutes for votes.

>>1694204

>A.) Sure (buy time)
>C.) Ask him what is he doing here meddling with such small timers

Well seems we're back to

>Sees relationship pastebin

Nearly everyone we've met wants to feel the Gravi-D. Even great Britbong Mad Mod, feels good man

“Sure, I’m all ears” You say, motioning subtly to the Doom Patrol with your left hands before placing both hands on your hips.

“Merci beaucoup” Brain says, his robotic voice humming. His jet propulsion system begin shutting down one by one gradually his, as his limbless white steel body lands on the floor. The giant black ape you had fought earlier rushing in front of him, bearing his fangs at you while leveling a minigun in your direction while, two women approach his sides, both looking at you and smiling. A familiar Asian woman in all green and a somewhat older woman in red and black.

“Brain he’s as reasonable as you said he was and Cheshire he’s even more handsome than you said” The one red purrs.

“Well I like laying out a deal in the best possible light for me. I wouldn’t be a mercenary otherwise Rogue” Cheshire says, staring and then blinking at in a very exaggerated flirting manner.

“Madame Rogue, Cheshire please.” Brain says, rolling forward slightly “Ah forgive me Monsieur Gravitas but things always work out like this, Madame Rogue is hard enough on me to begin with but Cheshire is whole other bag of trouble. But I don’t think you’d be much trouble, in fact quite the opposite. You are quite the skilled and talented individual. Your enemies are my enemies. What H.I.V.E did to you is unforgivable and those type of experiments are the philosophical basis for my opposition of them. There is much you and I could do together. Come work for me and your enemies shall perish and we shall uncover your exact origins together.”

“Wait you know what H.I.V.E did to me? How?” You ask, the act gone and now genuinely curious to as what he has to say.

“I and Niles used to work for them, until we parted ways when their true nature was revealed to us. The two of us were interested in the evolution of mankind and the Earth, not it’s extinction. We...” Brain started before a giant hunk of Rock was propelled towards him, engulfing him completely.

From the back of the tent, Robotman, Terra, and M’gann emerged rushing towards Brain and his Brotherhood. Before they could reach him three mecha intercepted them.

Well know it was time to act.

>A.) Charge the Gorilla

>B.) Charge Cheshire

>C.) Charge Madame Rogue

>D.) Charge the Robots fighting M’gann and co

>>1694292
>D.) Charge the Robots fighting M’gann and co

>>1694292
>>D.) Charge the Robots fighting M’gann and co

>>1694292
>D.) Charge the Robots fighting M’gann and co
Take care of the minigun though.

>>1694292

Well French there's your waifu, now oogle her before we accidentally her like we did Ravage. Then again considering this is a DC related quest he'll probably come back to life by SOME means

>D.) Charge the Robots fighting M’gann and co

>>1694292
>B.) Charge Cheshire

If we can still be heard by Brain "I haven't had a very long life of my own but I've already learned that killing isn't a solution. And I won't work for someone who does."

>>1694292
>>A.) Charge the Gorilla
WE ARE NOT HURTING THE FRENCH WAIFU

>>1694292
>Whip Cheshire with Madame Rouge

>>1694292
>D.) Charge the Robots fighting M’gann and co

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>>1694299
>>1694301
>>1694305
>>1694306
>>1694332
ROLL

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>1694340

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1694340

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>1694340

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>1694340

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>>1694344
>>1694346

>>1694352
Don't we get a modifyer for fighting?

>>1694361
You're just rushing into position, not really fighting yet.

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You charge towards the giant robots now attacking Miss Martian, hoping to get into position between them and M’gnn and Terra. You see one of the spider bots swing a metallic limb at Robotman, only for it to dent upon contacting him during his rush towards the Brain. You doubt he needs your help. On the other hand, both M’gnn and Terra, move and dodge each of the arachnid mecha’s attacks sloppily. They don’t bob and weave, but run and scoot away from each strike like it’s one singular action and not part of an extremely deadly dance designed to end them.

You move in the middle of one of the blows hurdling towards M’gann as she shape shifts into some dragon like creature to avoid it. Apparently the machine saw, you coming and redirects a joint in the limb to cross past you and jam into her. The martian girl falls to the floor with an oomph and for two very long second you think the robot might have crushed or gutted her with the appendage.

You’re realized when she see her stand up, her shirt ripped open and her stomach bruised but otherwise okay.

You return the gaze to the machine, only to see some of it’s armor slide off to reveal a powerful machine gun that opens fire directly at you.

>A.) Use a force field to repel it.

>B.) Dodge and strike the damn thing

>C.) Dodge and shut off it’s gravity

>D.) Just dodge

>E.) Dodge and tell M’gann to take out it’s legs while you distract it

>>1694437
>B.) Dodge and strike the damn thing

>>1694437
>B.) Dodge and strike the damn thing

>>1694437
>B.) Dodge and strike the damn thing

>>1694437
>B.) Dodge and strike the damn thing

>>1694451
>>1694453
>>1694469
>>1694470
ROLL

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>1694489

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>1694489

I forgot the +5

I need one more d100+5 roll

Rolled 81 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1694489

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>>1694495
>>1694510
Pass

You rocket yourself away with your gravity abilities, like a rock shot from a sling shot. You hurl yourself away from his hidden machine gun compartment and circle around the damned insectoid mechanical abomination. The thing doesn’t even have time to open up, let alone aim, any more hidden surprises as you make your move.

You zip around the thing’s back and slam your first hard into the lower back of the thing. Your hand rips a large pumpkin sized as oil pours out it’s bottom, like a leaky bucket that just gave out. You reach around inside quickly pulling out wires you could, as the robot’s visors roll towards you, trying to open up more weapon compartments, as you race underneath it’s underbelly just as it’s weapons start firing.

You land next to M’gann, shoulder to shoulder. She looked kinda young to be 49. She was a pretty young thing that looked to be in her late teens or early twenties, with bright fiery red hair and a fresh face of freckles. Her face just stopping short of soft, with sharp cheekbones and chin. The girl next store who has only existed in Hollywood and televison. She notices you looking at her, blushing for a moment, and returning her gaze to the steel spider galloping towards the two of you awkwardly, wobbling on it’s eight leg as oils rains out it’s backside.

“Ah, so what do we do hear bossman?” M’gann asks, but not with her mouth, her voice cheepy and light. Somehow her voice just appeared in your mind like a stray but prominent thought.

Oh yeah the psychic powers.

>A.) Distract it while I deal another blow.

>B.) I’ll hold it down with my gravity powers, you rip off one of those legs.
>C.) You transform into a giant snake or something and entangle those legs. I’ll try to pull it’s head upwards and rip it off

>D.) You stay here, I’m flying through that thing

>>1694619
>>B.) I’ll hold it down with my gravity powers, you rip off one of those legs.

>The girl next store
not door kek

>>1694619
>>B.) I’ll hold it down with my gravity powers, you rip off one of those legs.

>>1694619
>>C.) You transform into a giant snake or something and entangle those legs. I’ll try to pull it’s head upwards and rip it off

>>1694619
>>D.) You stay here, I’m flying through that thing

>>1694619
>M'ggn, Gravitas double penetration with us leading in

>>1694619
>D.) You stay here, I’m flying through that thing
probably a high dc, but that's pretty bad ass

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>>1694647
I'll allow it

>>1694647
K then,lets start leveling up our Teamwork

>>1694638
>>1694640
Flipped a coin, going with this.

ROLL

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>1694714

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>1694714
FOR MADAME ROUGE!

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>1694714

>>1694714
>>1694721
FUCK forgot the +5 again

Rolled 61 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1694728
guess we better reroll :^)

>>1694721
>>1694722
>>1694726
Damn,this is the canary fight all over again.

“I’ll hold it down with my gravity powers. You try and rip one of those legs off” You think in your mind, M’gann nodding and flying high into the air and spinning around the thing, causing it’s camera stalked eye to go around and round with her. Smart of her, that leaves you totally free to work. You reach out and create a gravity field on the ground beneath the metal spider.

You hope to pull the damned monstrosity damn to it’s belly and you almost do. The thing’s legs wobble and buckle a bit. The silver tarantula stands tall however despite the power field underneath, increasing it’s weight exponentially. Slowly but surely it begining walking towards you one leg at a time.

You move to meet it in the middle and almost immediately realize your error, that you had fallen for the damn machine’s feint. Small rows of rockets erupt underneath the underside of the steel spider mecha legs, flying it’s body hundreds of miles per hour into you. The weight of the entire thing torso crushes you, after it’s legs tackle and lock you into the ground. Each metal appendage gets to work, punching you and cutting you with each blow. The things starts drawing some blood when M’gann punches it hard in the left of it’s torso, sending it scurrying off you in an attempt to dodge her blows and furhter damage to it’s exposed innards on it’s left side, M’gnn having added a large dent to it.

It’s claws rev up like a chainsaw as it circles the both of you, waiting for your move and it’s coutner move, as the rockets on it hum.

>A.) M’gnn distract it, while I hammer it

>B.) Stay here I’m flying through it.

>C.) M’gnn turn into a snake and entangle those legs, I’m going to rip it’s head off.

>D.) Throw the oil on it’s rockets with your gravity power

>>1694830
>>D.) Throw the oil on it’s rockets with your gravity power

Blowing up those rockets while they're still in the robot might just finish it off. But be sure to protect us and M'gann from any shrapnel.

>>1694830
>>C.) M’gnn turn into a snake and entangle those legs, I’m going to rip it’s head off.

i don't know why you guys didn't go for the killing blow

>>1694830
>>D.) Throw the oil on it’s rockets with your gravity power

>>1694830
>>C.) M’gnn turn into a snake and entangle those legs, I’m going to rip it’s head off.

>>1694856
>>1694897
>>1694871
ROLL

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>1694916

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>1694916

Oh add a plus 5 to this roll.

Rolled 84 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1694916

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>>1694926
>>1694920
Pass

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>>1694920
Gather round boys and girls, it's the Adam fuck shit up hour.

“M’gann, turn into a giant snake and entangle those legs. I’m taking this damn things head off.” You think.

M’gann looks down at you and pauses for a moment. She doesn’t project anything at you whatsoever but her green skin turns lighter and you see her eyes go wide for a second. It takes you a moment but your brain automatically computes an answer to you as to why she just froze up.

She’s afraid of fire like all Martians.

“Forget it, I’ll han...” you start, before M’gann cuts you off angrily.

“No. I asked to be here, you need me for this. I’ve got it” M’gnn says with her mind, transforming into a colossal floating pale green snake, flinging itself at the metal monstrosity. It weaves around it’s legs and joints, as the spider tries to crush M’gann with it’s legs and blades unsucessfully, reminding you of those whack a mole games.
As it futilely tries to stomp on the martian girl, you create a gravity field over it’s head. This time it comes much, much better than it did initially. You hear large, screeching scrapping sounds, as the giant robots top is twisted up, at first looking like a smashed can of beer and then like a like a wad of clay being stretched thing. The only thing remaining the same being that loud sound that made you feel like your ears were about to pop at any moment and let loose a geyser of blood followed by eternal silence.

Finally the head gives falling flat on the floor. You look around and see Terra and Robotman both cleaning up.

>A.) Go take on Madame Rogue and Cheshire

>B.) Go take on Brain and his ape

>C.) Help clean up

>>1694975
>B.) Go take on Brain and his ape
Let's find out what he knows about us and H.I.V.E

>>1694975
>>B.) Go take on Brain and his ape

>A.) Go seduce Madame Rogue and Cheshire

>>1694975
>A.) Go take on Madame Rogue and Cheshire
Time to beat up the french waifu

>>1694975
>>A.) Go take on Madame Rogue and Cheshire

>>1694975
>Beat Cheshire with Madame Rouge's unconscious body.

>>1694975
>>C.) Help clean up

>>1694975
>>A.) Go take on Madame Rogue and Cheshire

Let get er done.

You and M’gann fly towards Madame Rogue and Cheshire who seem to be leading the attack the remaining Circus Strange thugs. A black beam from one of their weapons vaporizing an entire section of the big tent. Cheshire and Rogue smiling in the midst of the carnage and their joy only growing as they notice your facing them.

“Who do you think he’s into? Me or you? Maybe both. It’s a shame but I don’t swing that way or like to share.” Cheshire says, a finger on her lips, her eyes narrowing. “It’s a shame I’d do almost anything for you but not that.”

Rogue hands stay on her hips, as she looks between you, Cheshire, and M’gann. A big fake frown on her face, her eyes mischievous.

“I don’t know. Maybe he likes his women younger and greener. In any case...” Madame Rogue says, rushing towards you along with Cheshire, both darting around you and M’gann. You both dancing just out of reach of both of them as they work on tandem on the both of you. They worked so well, they could almost be mirror images of each other, each moving at the exact moment in the exact pattern the way the other was.

Cheshire rushes at you, claw like fingernails slashing at you, while Rogue somehow stretches her arm into a punch at you.

>A.) Ladies don’t worry I prefer my women a little older

>B.) Kick Cheshire in the ass at Madame Rogue

>C.) Create a gravity field on Cheshire, so Rogue punches her instead

>D.) Dodge and then throw M’gann into Rogue.

>>1695120
>>C.) Create a gravity field on Cheshire, so Rogue punches her instead

>>1695120
>>C.) Create a gravity field on Cheshire, so Rogue punches her instead

>>1695120
>>C.) Create a gravity field on Cheshire, so Rogue punches her instead

I just like it when Adam get his enemies to hit one another.

It's fun.

>>1695120
>B.) Kick Cheshire in the ass at Madame Rogue

>>1695120
>C.) Create a gravity field on Cheshire, so Rogue punches her instead

Cat fight!

>>1695120

>A.) Ladies don't worry I prefer my women a little older

Grab Chesires arm and dip her, like in a tango. Keep trying to dance with her while Rogue tries to land a punch.

>>1695120
>B.) Kick Cheshire in the ass at Madame Rogue

>>1695120
>C please

>>1695120
>C.) Create a gravity field on Cheshire, so Rogue punches her instead

>>1695170
>>1695207
>>1695147
>>1695138
>>1695136
>>1695131
ROLL

>>1695120
>E.0 Create a gravity field on Rogue and have her own fist hit her and say "Stop hitting yourself."

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>1695246

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>1695246

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>1695246

>>1695250
NICE

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>>1695250
WEW

You create a gravity field on Cheshire, sending Rogue’s first into her face. Cheshire falls on the ground, nose exploding out a torrent of blood, as Madame Rogue looks down at her fist confused, as M’gann spins around and kicks her hard in the chest sending her flying on top of Cheshire.

“Bitch how did you mess up that punch? How much of an amateur do you have to be to mess that...” Cheshire says, her face flush with anger.

“How much of a fool are you? It was Gravitas you dumb skank” Madame Rogue retorts pointing at you. You look at M’gann and just shrug causing a laughing fit from the martian girl and the two older women to fume as they stand up.

>A.) “Now girls don’t fight over me. You’ve both got my eye” Create a gravity field in between the two of them and send them crashing into each other.

>B.) Create a gravity field in between the two of them and send them crashing into each otherwise

>C.) Have M’gann assulat their minds while you clothesline both of them

>D.) “Ladies, if you don’t behave, I’ll have to put you to bed” Have M’gann mentally assault their minds while your clothesline

>>1695324
>>A.) “Now girls don’t fight over me. You’ve both got my eye” Create a gravity field in between the two of them and send them crashing into each other.

>>1695324
>>A.) “Now girls don’t fight over me. You’ve both got my eye” Create a gravity field in between the two of them and send them crashing into each other.

>>1695324
>>B.) Create a gravity field in between the two of them and send them crashing into each otherwise

>>1695324

Careful, the cougars are on the prowl now.

C. )

>>1695324
>A.) “Now girls don’t fight over me. You’ve both got my eye” Create a gravity field in between the two of them and send them crashing into each other.

>>1695324
>D
Teamwork!

>>1695324
>A.) “Now girls don’t fight over me. You’ve both got my eye” Create a gravity field in between the two of them and send them crashing into each other.

>>1695324
>>D.) “Ladies, if you don’t behave, I’ll have to put you to bed” Have M’gann mentally assault their minds while your clothesline
our little mind rapist cant be this cute

>>1695349
>>1695343
>>1695333
>>1695329
ROLL

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1695375
Rollin

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>1695375

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>1695375

Crit

>>1695384
>>1695385
>>1695386

You know, whenever there's women around and they start flirting Gravitas goes into fucking overdrive.

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>>1695384
>>1695385
>>1695386
All passes

>>1695385
I keep taking the spotlight as usual.

whose rolls are we stealing?

>>1695404

Shinigami Savant by the looks of it. Yeesh.

>>1695395
curse him and his sexy ways

>>1695397
But what does that even MEAN ManThor?

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“Now girls don’t fight over me. You’ve both got my eye.” You say, creating a gravity field in between Madame Rogue and Cheshire.

Both of them rush into each other at a speed that renders them both into blurs. You hear a loud crack and see both of them fall into the sand, both of their heads cut open. You wince, as you see both of them twitch but flash M’gann your index finger and you thumb into a circle shape, prompting a sheepish smile from her. A smile that distracts you entirely from the two of them groaning in the dirt ground.

“Wow that was amazing. Are you sure your new at this, you make it look so easy” M’gann says, floating towards you and talking slowly with her mind. “Maybe because it’s your built like a tank. Wait that came out wrong, your not some metal monster...you look really good, wait that came out wrong. Sorry, I mean that was, ah, a little blunt and inappropriate. It’s just it’s a little hard talking to you like this. You’re like a closed book, I can barely get into your surface thoughts...”

“I’m really glad this isn’t a one way thing, I was feeling like this was a one way thing” Cheshire says, hurling a grenade from her pocket. You and M’gann dodge out of the way, as purple gas raises out of it. You get out of the way in time but the gas reaches M’gann as she soars into the air, prompting a small coughing fit and causing her to slowly descend to the ground.

“Sure I can’t convince you to sign up with the Brain? Or at least me? This is a temporary gig and I promise you, it’s a lot funner when you’re on my side” Cheshire says, tossing another couple of much fatter fragile looking grenades at you.

>A.) “Nah, it’s pretty fun over here. You could always unload the firearms and work with me.” drop the grenades on her

>B.) Drop the grenades on her

>C.) “I’d think it’d be a lot funner to put you in some cuffs” Rush up to her, kick her in the belly, and chop her on the neck to knock her out

>D.) “Why don’t we talk about it over drinks? How about Star County Penitentiary” hurl some leftover robot at her

>E.) Hurl some leftover robot at her

Will be gone for a short while, maybe forty minutes will be back soon. Vote as normal

>>1695509
>>C.) “I’d think it’d be a lot funner to put you in some cuffs” Rush up to her, kick her in the belly, and chop her on the neck to knock her out

>>1695509
>>C.) “I’d think it’d be a lot funner to put you in some cuffs” Rush up to her, kick her in the belly, and chop her on the neck to knock her out

>>1695509
>A.) “Nah, it’s pretty fun over here. You could always unload the firearms and work with me.” drop the grenades on her

>>1695509
>C.) “I’d think it’d be a lot funner to put you in some cuffs” Rush up to her, kick her in the belly, and chop her on the neck to knock her out

Also try not to slip over the spaghetti M'gann dropped on the ground.

>>1695509
>>C.) “I’d think it’d be a lot funner to put you in some cuffs” Rush up to her, kick her in the belly, and chop her on the neck to knock her out

crush the grenades on her, it'll be our signature move.

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>>1695509

You do realize that I manipulate gravity right? Like, that shit your throwing at me I can just force it back to you without even thinking much, right?

Stop. Just Stop. Just walk away, and we'll forget this ever happened. Just walk away, and your reputation will be spared. Just walk away.

>>1695520
>>1695526
>>1695530
>>1695536
Guys,why arent you dropping the grenades on her. That is like, our running gag.

>>1695509
>A
Fighting crime makes us flirty I guess

>>1695567
>Fighting crime makes us horny I guess
Ftfy

>>1695509
>>A.) “Nah, it’s pretty fun over here. You could always unload the firearms and work with me.” drop the grenades on her

Yo ManThor the Discord invite link in the OP is dead. Might wanna make a new invite link set to not expire, and post that instead.

>>1695617
https://discord.gg/PEemhhs

>>1695520
>>1695526
>>1695530
>>1695536
ROLL

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>>1695509
>C.) “I’d think it’d be a lot funner to put you in some cuffs” Rush up to her, kick her in the belly, and chop her on the neck to knock her out

Rolled 40 (1d100)

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Rolled 47 (1d100)

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Rolled 52 (1d100)

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>>1695672
Fail

>>1695699
Dont we have a +5 on melee?

>>1695715
Fuck you're right. You pass

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>>1695729
>>1695715
some heroes don't wear capes

>>1695729
a retro active smack down

TOP KEK

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>>1695729

“I’d think it’d be a lot funner to put you in some cuffs” You reply, rushing her at speeds that would put Olympians to shame. If Cheshire had merely blinked she wouldn’t have time to react to any of your barrage.

You attempt to kick her in the belly only for her to block it with her left hand and attempt to launch a kick of her own at your right temple, which you stop with your shoulder. She attempts a few jabs, her purple claw like nails first. You know don’t know why, given your skin is mostly bullet proof, but your instincts you want none of that, so instead of enduring or even blocking each of those slashes, you slide and strafe to your sides for each blow

“Kinky, I like it. Maybe you’ll even have enough staminia after this for me to take you up on that offer.” Cheshire says, as she throws out her slashes. As each and every one of them misses by mere centimeters, you feint with a wild left distracting her from a powerful knee to the lower abdomen. With that Cheshire doubles over, her knees giving, mighty oaks finally toppled by the wind. As she gasps for air and looks for something to say, you just smile down.

“Baby, I can all day without tiring out” You slamming, chopping hard on the back of neck. Prompting her to fall down face first into the circus auburn colored dirt.

You look and see the martian girl unconscious on the floor. You rush over to M’gann and shake her on her shoulder a few times frantically, until her eyes slowly open and she groggily offers a groan in response. You wipe your head from a fresh stream of sweat. You were worried there for a second.

“Wow Adam, your a such a mean flirt.” M’gann says, her voice becoming progressively stronger in your head.

“Nah, just sharing some banter. Mess with their heads a bit” You reply, laughing out loud.

“Banter and flirting aren’t opposites. I can clean that much from their he-” M’gann starts, as a large robotic hum interrupts you all

“Forgive me Monsieur Gravitas, but it seems Doom Patrol played their hands well today. Monsieur Mallah has gotten me the microchips and...” Brain says casually, as half destroyed spider bot races by and scoops up Madame Rogue. “I must say Au Revior”

>A.) Race after him.

>B.) Concentrate on helping M’gann and the other wounded.

>>1695815
>B.) Concentrate on helping M’gann and the other wounded.

>>1695815
>>B.) Concentrate on helping M’gann and the other wounded.

>>1695815
>B.) Concentrate on helping M’gann and the other wounded.

>>1695815
>C.) "Cya"
>>B.) Concentrate on helping M’gann and the other wounded.

>>1695815
>>B.) Concentrate on helping M’gann and the other wounded.

>>1695815
>B
Later prospective employer-san.

>>1695815

>B.) Concentrate on helping M’gann and the other wounded.

HON HON HON GOOD EVENING MADAME ROUGE

>>1695815
>B.) Concentrate on helping M’gann and the other wounded.

>>1695815
>B.) Concentrate on helping M’gann and the other wounded.

>>1695815
>Glean, M'Gnn

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“Cya” You say, as Brain and his colleagues rocket into the air. Well for all his talk Brain’s goal of wiping out the Doom Patrol seemed to be secondary at best, with him just taking advantage of the situation and knowledge the Chief wasn’t privy too. Today was just a heist for him. While you wouldn’t like to cross horns with him again, you’re glad you prevented this situation from becoming a blood bath. Everyone but Pyg won here today, but that only scares you.
You hoist up M’gann and a few wounded men on shoulders as you leave the tent, whistling so that the rest of Doom Patrol and the Titans follow. It takes an additional dozen or so minutes but the paramedics arrive, as M’gann steadily gets better and better to the point when the paramedics see her, they dismiss her on her own reconnaissance.

“You got a knack for this kid” Dr. Niles Caulder says, lighting a cigarette offering to you and when you decline, taking it for himself “The Titans are lucky to have you. I’m extremely happy Garfield is in your worthy hands, he’ll be safe”

“Yeah Adam’s great, but I can take of myself...and Terra” Beast Boy says, turning into a gorilla and flexing it’s absurdly huge pecks. “I mean look at this, these are the hands that ripped off that robot off her”

“And swamped me in your terrible B.O, it’s called body deodorant. Use it” Terra replies, rolling her eyes and holding her nose, prompting laughter from everyone, including Garfield. Negative Man almost falls over laughing. M’gannn herself almost falls over herself and has a rest a hand on your shoulder to stabilize herself.

“I wanna thank you all for saving me. And you Adam for letting me be part of your teams” M’gann smiles.

“No problem whatsoever, but no offense it’s been a long day and I’d just like to get to our hotel room. Was hoping to get in some R and R before we head back Sunday.” you say, slapping her on the back, apparently causing her a bit of inadvertent pain, as strange look crosses her face.

It takes about a couple of hours but after giving your statement to police and signing a few autographs, all of the Titans make it their rooms. You check up on everyone and your questioning lasted the longest so it takes you awhile to check in.

“Oh, your Mr. Issacs correct? Your wife came by and upgraded your room to suite.” a somewhat heavy set Arabic woman tells you with a practiced but plainly bored and disinterred smile. “It’s now 506”

You rush up to room in a panic, gravity powers at the ready, when you see a familiar and extremely attractive figure at the room’s desk with a bundle of folders. She was wearing red, which was a give away even in civie clothes. Her blonde hair and bouncy, slender muscled body might not be too uncommon but you knew her well by now

>A.) Hi Harley

>B.) Hug her

>C.) Walk up to her and kiss her

>>1695943
>A.) Hi Harley
>C.) Walk up to her and kiss her

>>1695943
>>A.) Hi Harley

>>1695943
>A.) Hi Harley

>>1695943
>>A.) Hi Harley

>>1695943
A). Hello Mrs. Issacs

>>1695952
>>1695969
Anons calm down

>>1695943
>>A.) Hi Harley

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>>1695972

No!

>>1695943
>>A.) Hi Harley

>>1695943
>A.) Hi Harley
>B.) Hug her

>>1695943
>A.) Hi Harley

"What's up, doc?"

>>1695943
>C

“Hi Harley” You say, prompting Harley to turn slowly towards you. A smile is her on face and it’s nothing but genuine, but it’s a distracted and concerned one now. A far cry from the fun loving, bigger than life maniac grins she usually had for you and everyone else.

“Heya Adam. Going by Issac for your last name, funny guy.” Harley says rising up and hugging you for a brief moment before returning to the folders and the papers on the desk. “Not a lucky one though. Listen, I found somethings out about you, big things. But a couple of pieces were missing. I was hoping to catch up the Brain and do a trade to find out what those pieces are but...Adam this is terrible. I know why Deathstroke was there the day went to fuck with Intergang’s auction.”

“What are you talking about?” You ask, but there was excitement in your voice. “You found out stuff about me? This is great we can share this with Nightwing and….”

“NO. He and Bats have been the ones keeping secrets from you.” Harley starts getting back from the desk. “It’s just a game to them.”

>A.) Nightwing has been a good friend to me, what do you mean.

>B.) Nightwing has been lying to me?

>C.) What secrets?

>D.) Write in

>>1696059
>C.) What secrets?

>>1696059
>>C.) What secrets?

>>1696059
>C.) What secrets?

>>1696059
>B.) Nightwing has been lying to me?
>C.) What secrets?
I mean, we've only known him for a little while, and he's certainly pragmatic enough to keep a few secrets.

>>1696059
>>A.) Nightwing has been a good friend to me, what do you mean.

>>1696059
>>C.) What secrets?

>>1696059
>>B.) Nightwing has been lying to me?
>>C.) What secrets?

>>1696059
>C.) What secrets?

>>1696059
>>C.) What secrets?

>>1696059
>B
>C

And Dick, once more, proves to be worthy of his name.

Here it is boys, here we learn that either Talia Al Ghul, White Canary, or Circe had us made to satisfy their itches.

“Nightwing has been lying to me?” You ask, more in shock than as an actual question “What secrets?”

“For one that masked maniac you greased a little over a month ago was Deathstroke’s son” Harley starts, in an extremely angry tone. Her fists were shaking, hell all of her seemed to be. Quinn was genuinely and utterly furious. “Nightwing and Batman are planning on using you as bait to lure Slade, that’s Deathstroke, out into the open and squeeze him for info on H.I.V.E.”

“WHAT!?!” You practically scream. They knew why that assassin almost got you killed and didn’t tell you. Grayson knew that he had a grudge with you and that it sounded like it wasn’t going to end any time soon. That Deathstroke might even be hunting you down right now and could have made this situation much worse. Jesus

“Yeah, you’re a human being not a worm or one of those plastic thingies they make in China for pennies and sell to rich idiots for a huge mark up. It’s super lame. Total Joker move” Harley says pouting in her more normal flamboyant tone. She was even gesturing like her old self and spinning around on the chair.

“I mean just because you were made not born...oh no” Harley says, her voice becoming more melancholy again “Ah man, I didn’t mean to tell you like that.”

>A.) This is a lot to unpack, Christ

>B.) No, no. This can’t be real.

>C.) I’m not human? I’m fake? I’m an alien….I’m

>D.) Write in

>>1696154
>A.) This is a lot to unpack, Christ
>D.) Write in

Get room service for a lot of food and booze. Mainly booze.

>>1696154
>A.) This is a lot to unpack, Christ

>>1696164
>manly booze
So whiskey?

>>1696154
>>C.) I’m not human? I’m fake? I’m an alien….I’m

>>1696164
I'll allow it

>>1696154
>C.)
>B.)
>D.) Write in
Start leaking out gravity powers
Start floating up in fetal position
Start losing control

We going AKIRA now.

>>1696174
fuck it, let's do it

>>1696154
>A
>D: made huh?..care to elaborate?

>>1696175
this
but no fetal position.

>>1696154
>>A.) This is a lot to unpack, Christ
Oh shit, Nightwing was right...

>>1696154
>D.) Well I kinda figured that I was the Rocky to someones Dr.Frankenfurter. So what am I?

>>1696154
>>C.) I’m not human? I’m fake? I’m an alien….I’m
>B.) No, no. This can’t be real.

TEEEEETSUUUUOOOOOO

>>1696154
Changing my vote to this:
>>1696175

>>1696175
this

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>>1696268
ayy dessie!

>>1696280
ayyyyyyyyy

“I’m not human? I’m a fake? Am I an alien...I’m. No, this can’t be real. It CAN’T BE.” You say flying into air and the ceiling, causing a loud bang. “It can’t be!”

Your mind goes fuzzy and you feel whatever that allows you to use your powers go lax and like it’s leaking. You feel like a water balloon that just has partially popped. The desk by Harley cracks in half, chopped in half by the crazy lumberjack of your mind. The bed starts scooting and building up speed, heading towards the window, no doubt at would have been at speeds that would win events at NASCAR.

Before anything else can happen, Harley jumps on you and placing your head in between her breasts and making shushing sounds. Her arms extend across your back and head, with her muttering seven words repeatably and soothingly “You are real. People care about you.”

You have no idea how long you remain in the air after this, but you know you start cooling down. Even as tears run down your face, you know it’s because this freak out is coming to an end. You eventually slowly drop down to the bed, which Harley had amazingly placed back underneath you in anticipation of this. You land on it, back in Harley’s arms, taking your time coming to grips with this. Time is even moves even weirder and with little orientation as you start to come to grips.

“Christ this is a lot to unload.” You finally say, as Harley releases you. “Mind if I get some room service? I feel like a need a truckload of food and booze but mostly booze.”

Harley walks to the nightstand and phone and looks at you, pausing her face sad.

“I got more to tell you Adam. I promise I won’t just surprise you with it like that again, but you need to know what Nightwing has been hiding from you. That can wait though, we can just get those drinks and enjoy ourselves if you want.

>A.) Thank you Harley, that would be great. Let’s just enjoy ourselves for now. I need a break from serious shit. I’d rather just relax with you for now and get my mind off this.

>B.) Thank you Harley, but I’d rather get this all done now.

>C.) Thanks Harley, but can you please leave? I need to be by myself

>>1696348
>A.) Thank you Harley, that would be great. Let’s just enjoy ourselves for now. I need a break from serious shit. I’d rather just relax with you for now and get my mind off this.

>>1696348
>>B.) Thank you Harley, but I’d rather get this all done now.

>>1696348
>A

>>1696348
>>A.) Thank you Harley, that would be great. Let’s just enjoy ourselves for now. I need a break from serious shit. I’d rather just relax with you for now and get my mind off this.

Pound the Clown.

>>1696348
>"How about we talk about it while the drinks are on their way?"
Two birds, one stone, so to speak.

>>1696348
>B.) Thank you Harley, but I’d rather get this all done now.

>>1696348
>>A.) Thank you Harley, that would be great. Let’s just enjoy ourselves for now. I need a break from serious shit. I’d rather just relax with you for now and get my mind off this.

>>1696348
>B.) Thank you Harley, but I’d rather get this all done now

>>1696348
>>B.) Thank you Harley, but I’d rather get this all done now.

Actually, I think I'll change my vote:
>B.

>>1696348
>A.) Thank you Harley, that would be great. Let’s just enjoy ourselves for now. I need a break from serious shit. I’d rather just relax with you for now and get my mind off this.

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>>1696348
>>B.) Thank you Harley, but I’d rather get this all done now.

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>>1696446

>>1696453
Already writing a response sorry, time limit gone

>>1696446
>>1696456
Now you're just rehashing stuff from the discord

>>1696348
>B.) Thank you Harley, but I’d rather get this all done now.

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>>1696456

Pic related is Adam.

>>1696463

No I'm doesn't.

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“Thank you Harley, that would be great. Let’s just enjoy ourselves for now. I need a break from serious shit. I’d rather just relax with you for now and get my mind off this.” You say with a sad smile, which Quinn returns as she dials the phone.

An hour later you are both gobbling down booze and laughing, telling dirty and just plain childish jokes. You both play Never Have I Ever and other inane drinking games, getting drunker and wilder in your revelry. But eventually the games stop, as they have too. Harley stops downing cheap domestic beer and Jim Bean and just stares at for a moment, as you stop laughing and think back on what was just revealed Adam.

“You’re real Adam. Just as human as me or anyone else. Hell maybe more so because people actually like you. I know I do, you’re great. With the power you got, you could’ve ended up a real dick even by accident.” Harley says in a bubbling voice, that was more from the booze than a persona or quirk.

You move closer to her and give her a short hug.

“You’re great Harley, thanks I...” You start as she kisses you, for one very long moment that also feels very short.

“Thank you but..” You start.

“People care about you Adam. I care about you. Just let me show you that tonight.” Harley says, going back for a kiss

>A.) Have a fun evening with Harley’s

>B.) Wait Harley….

>>1696478
>A.) Have a fun evening with Harley’s

>>1696478
>>A.) Have a fun evening with Harley’s
DO IT!

>>1696478
>>B.) Wait Harley….
not a fan of Harley or even Raven

>>1696478
>>A.) Have a fun evening with Harley’s

>>1696478
>A damn it

>>1696484
A reminder of this though, this will not hurt or let alone be a deal breaker thing with Raven.

You're very casual with her and this was a fucking bombshell

>>1696478
>A.) Have a fun evening with Harley’s
Fine it makes sense and the whole bit with her calming him was nice. Pound the Clown

>>1696478
>A.) Have a fun evening with Harley’s
I'm just in it for the drama.

>>1696487
oh I get that its just evey DC quest or Teen Titan Quest

players go for raven or Harley id like something different for once

>>1696490
It's the main reason I like romance in comics as well. Drama is fucking good

>>1696490
See
>>1696487

>>1696495

That's totally fair and understandable.

But we can go for them AND someone else, too.

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For a brief moment you reach out to stop yourself and her, but your hands instead find her breasts as her mouth finds yours. You don’t even bother to stop as she puts her tongue in, and in fact return the favor. In fact, you soon realize you couldn’t stop even if you wanted too. Her arms begin to entangle you, wrapping around you like some viper with an ever so sweet venom. But still you push her out of your arms and mouth, and it that one moment feels like agony from the deepest and foulest parts of hell.

Harley freezes for a moment, shuddering and then looking up at you for moment a little hurt and shaken. Like she had been slapped. Her eyes are slightly watering, which is just another stab.

“Listen I’m sorry if I was being presumptuous, we both had a lot to drink and...” Quinn states, each word escaping her like it might be her last due to a painful and mortal injury.

You sweep all the empty and half full bottles of alchole from the bed in one swift motion with your gravity powers. It’s too much power, shattering half of them and sending the blanket’s and pillows off too. You don’t couldn’t give a single shit however. The shattering glass sounding as distant as if it were happening in the jungles of Vietnam. You were in Star City and there was something much more important to tend too. You strut over to Quinn and toss her gently on the bed. A large predatory smile replaces the sad, heartbreaking look she was giving a moment earlier.

You rip off your clothes in two single motions, no doubting actually tearing at least one article of clothing apart in the process. You look down and Harley had already beaten you to the punchline. You are a little mesmerized. Your confidence just deflates in an instant.

“Listen Harley this is my first time...I think...I guess so. All those memories were fake aft” You start, before Harley pounces on you


You don’t stop till’ mourning and you find out among Quinn’s many other quirks, she likes yelling Yahtzee for some reason.

>End. See you all tomorrow.

>>1696547
>she likes yelling Yahtzee for some reason.

Hell yeah

Also Social Link stuff has been updated

>>1695622
Thanks dude

>"Oh my God, Adam is having sex with someone in the room right above me. Wait is that Harley Quinn?!?"


Pffff

>>1696646
>>1697100
Character Relationships: https://pastebin.com/Bbak8nVE
>Batman: Very Wary/Interest
>"He WHAT? No, I don't care that he didn't really sleep with her, he just admitted he wanted too"
He doesn't know what happened yet, does he?

What did nightwing do to starfire and how do you fuck up so badly with a loose morals alien?

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You know, the worst part about this whole thing with Nightwing is that if he'd asked us to act as bait for Deathstroke, we probably would've done it. The fact that he's lied to us and kept us in the dark shows pretty clearly how he and Batman really see us: a means to an end.

>>1697129

By cheating on her.

There's a difference between having a fling with your SO's permission and just outright dating someone else in secret.

>>1697119

That entry was made after Adam debriefed the team on what happened with him, Harley, Ivy and Intergang.

>>1697132
This

>>1697365
>>1697132
Guess we are joining the brotherhood then?

>>1697490
Nah but we aren't trusting Dick again any time soon.

>would be great working under or over him

l-lewd!

>>1697526
Why not beside? Why not sharing a side?

>>1697490
I would definitly go for that if possible.

>>1697490
Trust Dick a bit less. Try to work with Brain as long as it doesn't involve murdering or harming Doom Patrol in any way.

Seeing as Dick was a dick to Starfire, how big are the chances she comes to us for some sex?

>>1697726
Depends on many things.

>>1697726
Depends on if she finds out about Quinn or not beforehand, I'd say.

>>1697726
>>1697780
>>1697782

It's high. I asked ManThor about this a while ago and that's what he told me.

>>1697789
Guess its time for Adam's true super power the big D to be used again.

>>1697794

Agreed.

You doze off for a couple of hours, enough for the black blanket of sleep to cover you but not enough for the dreamplex to start running some features in your noggin. Which is far today had already been filled with existential nightmares and the dreams of perpetually horny teenagers, not more your imagination could really add. You open your eyes and look to your left left to see Quinn drenched over you, arms and legs tied up all along you, eyes closed and smiling. You’d almost could believe she was in a deep sleep, but soon as you started turning, she starting purring with her smile only growing larger. All you can do is blink and just remember, yeah you just banged the Joker’s ex.

Dick was going to be pissed but let him. Better you be a normal person who interacts with people with vulnerability and empathy, rather than deceit and manipulation like an emotionally stunted man child. Did the rest of the Titans know this? Where they all keeping you in the dark.

These thoughts stay with you, as you remove yourself from Harley’s rather pleasant embrace, and walk into a hot steaming shower, that coats you entirely in a soft relaxing heat and allows time for your brain’s thoughts to race across the highway of your cranium, with it completely acceptable to just go off the rails and spill everywhere it leads you. You had the time, hell you needed it. What mattered was where you went from here.

>A.) Talk to Harley in detail in what she knows about your creation

>B.) Check with Beast Boy to see if he knew about this.

>C.) Gather the Titans and have Harley fill them in. They need to know too, especially with the part about Dick keeping this from you

>>1698220
>>B.) Check with Beast Boy to see if he knew about this.
First make sure we have the facts from multiple sources. Harley's chill, but who knows these days.

>>1698220
>C.) Gather the Titans and have Harley fill them in. They need to know too, especially with the part about Dick keeping this from you

>>1698220

>A.) Talk to Harley in detail in what she knows about your creation

Wait a minute...what if we accidentally impregnated her?

>>1698220
>>C.) Gather the Titans and have Harley fill them in. They need to know too, especially with the part about Dick keeping this from you
>Have Harley give us the cliff notes of our creation along the way.

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>>1698229

>>1698220
>A.) Talk to Harley in detail in what she knows about your creation

>>1698220
>>A.) Talk to Harley in detail in what she knows about your creation
then
>C.) Gather the Titans and have Harley fill them in. They need to know too, especially with the part about Dick keeping this from you

>>1698234

You may think I'm mad Toruc, and I certainly am. BUT I'M PARANOID GODDAMN IT

>>1698220
>>A.) Talk to Harley in detail in what she knows about your creation.
followed by
>C.) Gather the Titans and have Harley fill them in. They need to know too, especially with the part about Dick keeping this from you.

>>1698246
Then get that second half of your ass over to RWBY Gemini. I have been double fisting these two quests together for days and it is glorious.

>>1698242
this

>>1698220
>>A.) Talk to Harley in detail in what she knows about your creation

>>1698220
>>C.) Gather the Titans and have Harley fill them in. They need to know too, especially with the part about Dick keeping this from you

>>1698220
>A.) Talk to Harley in detail in what she knows about your creation
We need to get this out of the way, after we've heard it ourselves, then we'll decide to either let the titans know or talk to Dick first.

>>1698220
>>A.) Talk to Harley in detail in what she knows about your creation

Now let's see what makes Adam...Adam.

>>1698220
>A.) Talk to Harley in detail in what she knows about your creation.