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>>1758623
You are Alex von Delceia, Spirit Warden and graduate of The Circle of Rocca. You with your Sorceress friend, Saturia, decided to travel to the Country of Goruda to make your fortune. With the patronage of The Elvish Antiqutairan Molla Nosa, you headed to the south eastern corner of the country to follow a lead to a Shrine, A place of great significance to The Old Empire.

You arrived in the rocky, bandit filled terrain and discovered the Shrine! Within you found their architectural and magical wonders. However, an encounter with a semi-senitent blob of perfectly preserved food preserves has left your figure expanded.


Whats more, you've found the mother lode, A grand and powerful statue of The Goddess, Made from Amber and Gold, thrumming with amazing power. But a massive creature from the old age has cornered you in this chamber.


The only question is what do you do?

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>Alex von Delceia The Human Spirit Warden
>Class Features:
> ---Spirit Auto-possession: At Dawn, Noon and Midnight: you may perform a ritual that summons a heroic spirit into yourself, gaining their skills and their powers.

> ---Spirit Binding: Store standard spirits (ex. Wind spirits) into fetishes (objects) to do your bidding later. Create one use magic item.

> ---Cantrips: Every magic user can do cantrips, it's how you learn! But don't discount the ability to levitate small objects, or create light from rocks.

>Specialties: (Leadership) (Appraisal)

>Character traits: (Body: Hermaphrodite); (Adventure: Fast Healer) (Mind: Deviant Tastes) (Mind: Sweet Tooth) (Body: Fertility Icon)

>Physical Description: Your former trim and corded muscle supports a new, soft and mildly motherly physique . Your chest balloons out to more than full melons now. your stomach pouches out a bit. Your hips are a tad wider than your shoulders and your thighs rub together slightly.

>Inventory

Alex's Inventory.

Merged Spirit: Earth Mother
>Birth the Earth-- Summon a Rock Child from any stone or raw earth to do your bidding. Inelegant and simple, but strong and unerring.
>Earthen body--- Your body now has an earthen husk giving you more defense.
>Gait of the Mother--- Your movement speed is slightly reduced, but you are rooted to the ground and cannot be forcibly moved without great force.
>Adherence---- Giver of Life: Must care for all young children, or creatures smaller than you. violent do not apply, Naughty children must be punished.

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Carried items

Bound Spirits
-- Protective Pixie - Absorb one deadly blow
--Iron shell tortoise - Summon floating snapping turtle to assail foes and block attacks
-- Janni Manservant - Perform minor chores for 24 hours

Held items
-Badge of Graduation, Circle of Rocca
- Amber Jewlery (stored mana for spells)
- Short Saber x2
- Spirit Warden Armor
- Spirit Fetishes (The objects, again)

Stored Items
-Adventuring Basics for the traveler
-Spirits and you; a traveler's guide
-Beast folk breeds, illustrated Guide
- Romancing the Civilized races, A guide to the novice Ladykiller
- The Venus, nude renditions of the epitome of beauty. Illustrated.
- how to attract men, a novice's guide
- Small picture of two young children, Alexis and Aaron von Delceia (Deceased)

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>>1758667

Saturia The Human Sorceress
Class Features:
-- Selective Source : Can Cast magic identically to how a Wizard might, but does not require Stored Mana. Limited only by personal stamina
--Mana Amp- Increase the power of magic spells by using both stamina and stored magic at the same time.
Specialties: Elemental based Magic, Linguistics
Character traits: (Naive), (Silver Spoon), (Analytical)
Physical Description: Dark brown hair, Roughly 5'7 in height. Bookworm physique. Generous bosom, "Cantaloupes". Likes to wear button up shirts, and thigh high stockings. Booty handfuls
Personality: Thoughtful, collected, but has an immature side that can be coaxed out by close friends.
Saturia's Inventory

Held Items
-Badge of Graduation, Circle of Rocca
-Amber Rimmed Reading Glasses - Permanent Mana Sense
-Athame Dagger
-Scholar's outfit (3 years old)
-Walking stick
-Portrait book (Sketches of friends and family.)

Stored items
-Dissertation of Magic theory; property of Circle of Rocca
-Astrology and navigation, second edition; property of Circle of Rocca
-Elemental interaction and reaction, Technical paper; Property of Circle of Rocca
-Transmutation for the Novice, Propertiy of Circle of Rocca
- Stash of Marshmallows
- Stash of hard candy
- Mr. Cuddlebug, esquire. Attorney general of the court of Snuggles

>>1758643

The creature in question
>Pic Related


What do you do?
>Reach for your weapons and attack it.
>Try to keep it focused on you by pleading for your life so Saturia can attack it.
>Try to counter it as it attacks first.
>Continue trying to creep towards the exit. You didn't sign up for monster hunter, just treasure hunting.
>Any other bright ideas?

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>>1758681

>>1758681
>>Any other bright ideas?
How much food goo do you think it would take for her to go into a food coma?

>>1758681

lure the chimera away then, when Saturia attacks first, summonall the things and charge.

>>1758623
Also, cool title card!!

>>1758681
We should continue talking to the chimera, keeping its attention wholly focused on us so that Saturia can circle around behind it. If the creature can somehow be reasoned with, fine, but if it can't be reasoned with Saturia will be in the perfect position to launch a sneak attack. It sounds like we need as much of an advantage as we can get, fighting something as huge and ancient as this chimera.

>>1758681
You keep on talking! You're good at talking! Maybe you can convince the chimera that you're not a threat, at least long enough for Satty to surprise-attack her!

>>1758681
>Try to keep it focused on you by pleading for your life so Saturia can attack it
mybe talk about how boaring it must be staying here and offer to let it out of this prision?

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>>1758681
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOMYg72o3OI

You circle a bit further down, continuing your fearful act.


"I'm very sorry about entering your cave and was looking to steal your priceless artifact that would set me up for life." You gesture calmly and slowly. The beast pads towards you slowly, stalking your steps. A cat playing with its food. "I'm going to venture a guess and suggest you don't know a word i'm saying, " say in a groveling tone. "you ugly bitch who's clearly been warped by foul magic, and Saturia whatever your planning, do it soon because I think she's about to pounce on me." You say in a fearful, pleading manner; Disguising your conversation.

"Críochnaíonn an cluiche seo amadán beag, Am chun bás!" Her feline lower body crouches low digging her paws into the ground to gain traction. Suddenly a red flare appears flies into the back of her head, exploding with fire! Three more collide with her shoulders and lower body. The creature roars and turns rapidly to face Saturia with an Athame leveled at The Chimera, the blade glowing hot.


In a fluid motion you pull out one of your sabers, and a turtle shell, you infuse the shell with magic and toss it out in front of you, It suddenly goes to the right and begins to orbit you, a spectral Snapping Turtle forms and drifts by you.

You stomp towards the creature, your earthen armor hardening into something more war like as you move. A small Rock Child forms at your feet, and flanks you.


(You have two actions, an attack action ends your turn)
>Heavy attack! (Extra damage, lowers accuracy)
>Fast attack! (Lower damage, increases accuracy)
>Defensive attack! (lower damage, Increases defense)
>Half move (Move 4 squares)
>Full move (move 8 squares)
>Change NPC tactics [No Action] (Attack, Defensive, Support, Special Action)

>>1760098
Heavy Attack!

>>1760098
>Heavy attack! (Extra damage, lowers accuracy)

Any chance of getting normal attacks, in case we'd like to do them?

>>1760098
You and rock-baby close the distance between yourself and the chimera, attacking fast and accurately, taking advantage of the shock and surprise Satty has put into the beast!

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>>1760098

You rush in with a righteous roar and stomp your way to the beast! You bring down your saber in a double handed slash into the creature's flank, finding purchase and blood. The Snake's head whips at you attempting to dig its fangs into your neck, but your Spiritual Snapping Turtle intervenes, taking the blow for you.

The rock child lags behind, not entirely that fast, it takes a moment to get into position with you. Saturia prepares a another blast of energy, but lances of lightning pierce her body! The Chimera is channeling magic through the mutant eyes in its human hand.

>Heavy attack! (Extra damage, lowers accuracy)
>Fast attack! (Lower damage, increases accuracy)
>Measured Attack! (A measured attack, no special properties)
>Defensive attack! (lower damage, Increases defense)
>Half move (Move 4 squares)
>Full move (move 8 squares)
>Change NPC tactics [No Action]
>Special Tactics
>---Rock Child Rodeo
>---[Secret]
>---[Secret]

>>1760569
Defensive attack!
Get ready to dodge whatever spell comes.

>>1760569
>---Rock Child Rodeo

>>1760569
>---Rock Child Rodeo

>Rock Child Rodeo!
Defensive attack, distract the monster while your rock child climbs it and then prepare for the inevitable wild thrashing as it tries to dislodge your stone babby.

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>>1760569
As you prep an attack your Rock child makes an "want upsies" gesture, You get the creature's intention and immediately hoist the creature onto your shoulders. From there the Rock Child Leaps from your shoulders and splashes onto the Chimera's back. The Rock Child starts punching The Chimera's spine, and it flails about, looking back at its rear. The woman's face snarls and it rushes forward, Charging in Saturia's direction. She tries to leap way, but she's instead batted to the side. She looks fairly hurt.

The Chimera charges headlong directly to the wall and throws itself against it back first, smashing the Rock Child between the wall and it. It manages to hold on, but looking fairly crumbled.
>Heavy attack! (Extra damage, lowers accuracy)
>Fast attack! (Lower damage, increases accuracy)
>Measured Attack! (A measured attack, no special properties)
>Defensive attack! (lower damage, Increases defense)
>Half move (Move 4 squares)
>Full move (move 8 squares)
>Change NPC tactics [No Action]
>Special Tactics
>--- Rock Child Rodeo=X
>---[Secret]
>---[Secret]

>>1760780
>---[Secret]
If we dont know what this will do then how could they defind argest it

>>1760814
Top one

>>1760780
Top secret!

>>1760780
Take this opportunity to close the distance, try and get its back up against the wall so it has more trouble dodging.

>>1760780
>---[Secret]
The first one.

>>1760780
>>---[Secret]
>The first one.

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>>1760780

>---[Secret]!!

You trust the Earth Mother to take the wheel and stomp on to the ground. The ground around your feet rises up and claps itself on your feet, locking you in place. Local rock and cobblestone rises up, and adds itself to your earthen body, increasing your defenses!

You Yell threateningly the creature, daring it to take you on! It ignores your threat.

It pounces on Saturia's, mauling her with its twin jaws. She looks really hurt.

The rock child climbs a bit further up the Chimera and starts grabbing The Chimera's antlers,

>Heavy attack! (Extra damage, lowers accuracy)
>Fast attack! (Lower damage, increases accuracy)
>Measured Attack! (A measured attack, no special properties)
>Defensive attack! (lower damage, Increases defense)
>Half move (Move 4 squares)
>Full move (move 8 squares)
>Change NPC tactics [No Action]
>Special Tactics
>--- Rock Child Rodeo=X
>--- Rooted Defense
>---[Secret]

>>1760885

Welp Saturia is boned.

Unless. ..

Throw her yor Protective Pixie Fetish for her to use!!

Also switch Saturia Tactics to defensive

>>1760901
>>1760885
This.

>>1760885
>>Full move (move 8 squares)
mybe pick up and thow things at it

>>1760885
Yeah get in there and start tanking.

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>>1760885
You rush forward to interpose yourself in between Saturia and The Chimera. Your extra armor sheds itself as you move, no longer having a solid connection with the earth. "Satty get back and try to recover!" You order her, Tossing her an amulet with a pair of butterfly like wings on it.

Saturia about to be disemboweled by a swipe of sharp claws when The Rock Child snaps off one of the Chimera's Antlers. Its head spurting blood she thrashes about missing her strike. Saturia takes the moment of distraction to fly back with a gust of wind, slipping the amulet around her neck. The Chimera snarls, placing a hand on The Rock Child's torso, A green light flares and The Rock Child is blasted apart. You grit your teeth while facing the creature, Out of Bound spirits, save for the Spectral snapping turtle orbiting around you.


>Heavy attack! (Extra damage, lowers accuracy)
>Fast attack! (Lower damage, increases accuracy)
>Measured Attack! (A measured attack, no special properties)
>Defensive attack! (lower damage, Increases defense)
>Half move (Move 4 squares)
>Full move (move 8 squares)
>Change NPC tactics [No Action]
>Special Tactics
>--- Rock Child Rodeo=X
>--- Rooted Defense
>---[Secret]

>>1761000
You might as well see what your final secret moves does! The fight can't get any more dangerous than it is already, and maybe it will be extra effective against the chimera!

>>1761000
Well, thank goodness that Saturia survived that. I think we should probably go for a measured or a heavy attack and try to discern more of the creature's weak points. Get it focused on us again. That fairy fetish may save Saturia's life once, but she can't take the punishment we can with the Earth Mother's protection.

>>1761000
>>---[Secret]

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>>1761000
>---[Secret]

You trust the Earth Mother to know what to do again, you immediately get the sense of what you need to do is Offensive for once! You clench your left fist, and step forward mightily, you lean back and swing your fist upward, your knuckles dragging against the rock. As you do, the ground quakes and a giant pillar of rock follows your strike, upper cutting the Chimera's three faces with titanic force! The force of the blow actually blasts the beast on its side, but it leaves you drained. You can probably manage another, but i'll leave you a wet noodle.

Saturia glides away getting a little distance, As she does a small amount of water floats around her covering her wounds. You can see from the corner of your eye that she's slowly regenerating.

>Heavy attack! (Extra damage, lowers accuracy)
>Fast attack! (Lower damage, increases accuracy)
>Measured Attack! (A measured attack, no special properties)
>Defensive attack! (lower damage, Increases defense)
>Half move (Move 4 squares)
>Full move (move 8 squares)
>Change NPC tactics [No Action]
>Special Tactics
>--- Rock Child Rodeo=X
>--- Rooted Defense
>---Seismic Smash

>>1761145
Now that the chimera is on its side, accuracy shouldn't be quite as much of an issue. Let's try to land a few heavy attacks while its down.

>>1761000
You pummel the chimera for hurting Satty and smashing our rock baby!

Heavy attack!!!

>>1761145
>Heavy attack! (Extra damage, lowers accuracy)

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>>1761145

You rush forward, brandishing your brute force on The Chimera's under belly. The blade catches a patch of Scaly carapace just under the fur layer. The blade only draws a token level of blood, as the scales turn the blade away. Damage was dealt to be sure, but not nearly as much as you'd hope

The creature rakes at you from the ground, Your snapping turtle swims to your defense but is cleaved in two. It fades from view.

"Satty! I'm barely making a dent!" You dip back a little, ducking under the beast's snakelike tail.

"Hang in there i have an idea!" Satty says gliding back from view. "Keep it busy!"

You look back at the creature as it gets its feet under it.

>Heavy attack! (Extra damage, lowers accuracy)
>Fast attack! (Lower damage, increases accuracy)
>Measured Attack! (A measured attack, no special properties)
>Defensive attack! (lower damage, Increases defense)
>Half move (Move 4 squares)
>Full move (move 8 squares)
>Change NPC tactics [No Action]
>Special Tactics
>--- Rock Child Rodeo=X
>--- Rooted Defense
>--- Seismic Smash

>>1761145
>>Heavy attack! (Extra damage, lowers accuracy)

>>1761279
>>--- Rooted Defense
do this

>>1761279
Get a new Rock Child in there and Rodeo!

>>1761279
>>--- Rooted Defense

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>>1761279
You dig your heels in and allow the surrounding rock to add itself to your armor. You draw your second Saber for extra effect, dragging the blades across each other causing sparks to fly. The Chimera rushes at you attempting to bowl you over, But your rooted body stops the thing in its tracks. You shove one of your swords in Chimera's dragon mouth, hoping its insides are softer than its outsides, but the angle awkward and you cant get a good cut going.

"Hey! BITCH FACE!" You hear Saturia call. You look back and see saturia hovingring right next to The Idol spewing golden light. The Chimera looks up in abject terror. " Ná dteagmháil leat é sin!!" It screams at her.

"If you pray, start now! But don't do it to this Goddess, Cause i'm using her at the moment!" She grabs the Idol and lifts it high. Suddenly arcs of raw power flow through Saturia's veins in her right arm. Her eyes start to glow a bright golden.

"What are you doing!?" You call back to her. You grab hold of the chimera, holding it in place. Anchoring it with your body.

"This idol has a Ton of Mana in it! And I'm using it!!" She pulls the idol back behind her, like a ready to strike fist. Saturia's Outline burns with fire and air around her bends and twists with heat. The ground quakes and rumbles, rocks break from the ground and rise up into the air, held a loft with the ambient energy. Suddenly a bright light shines from Saturia, and you see the brilliant flaming figure of the goddess expands out from her position. It keeps growing and growing, flowing out from the altar like a wave! The heat meets you before the firey wall collides with you and the Chimera. Your feel no harm come to you but you see patches of the Chimera's fur catch fire.

The roar of the flames is deafening, but you clearly hear the Chimera, a soft voice weaping in your arms. You turn to face of the chimera. She is not in pain, nor is she fearful. She is elated. Tears of joy stream down her face, and you can clearly hear the words " Mo bhanríon..." on her lips.

Suddenly the wave breaks and a column of fire barrels through the wave of fire, straight at the two of you. You duck low and the column of fire collides with the Chimera, blasting her into the wall, Burning her to ash completely. The wall turns red and blasts open as well, The entire dome breaks away and melts with the heat. Leaving you atop a tall tower incased in rock, open to the evening sky. The fire flies high into the sky, and you think you see it turn into a shooting star. The energy surrounding the summit fades, and all returns to quiet again.

>Make a wish
>check on Saturia
>Check your pants
>Other

>>1761445
>>Make a wish
"Dear Goddess, please make me almost as THICC as you are. Thanks. Alex."

>check on Saturia
If she isn't breathing, induce artificial respiration. If she is, attempt to induce artificial respiration.

>>1761445
>>Make a wish

>>1761445

"Merciful goddess... and any other spirits that might be watching, i wish upon this star; please make my body beautiful and grand... also big." You clasp your hands together and rush back to Saturia, She's laying down against the Altar. Her eyes are closed and she's not moving. you can see her chest rising and falling. She's hardly breathing!! Better start doing mouth to mouth!

"Okay Satty stay still I'm a trained perv-professional!" You lean Saturia over and place your mouth over hers. Suddenly, you feel a sharp pain in your ear as Saturia flicks it. "Ow!"

"You only do that when someone STOPS breathing... and you're supposed to blow in!" Saturia says looking mildly peeved at you.

"Sorry, I panicked." you say with a smile. She pulls the Idol from her lap and gives it a look over, it's even more beautiful up close than it was afar. However, the massive amount of energy within it had been depleted. She looks at the molten remains of the far wall, and the burning bones in her wake.

"Miiiight have gone a tad overboard..." She says sheepishly.


>Lets go get our reward, we've gotten everything we need from this place to be rich forever.
>Lets stay a bit.

>>1761896
>>Lets stay a bit.
Eat a feast of food goo tonight, you've got to give a good start if you're hoping to have that wish come true.

Also, say a little prayer for the Chimera lady. From what it sounded like, she didn't want to become what she was, and that she was waiting for someone to let her pass on.

And also because she was kinda hot, too.

>>1761896
We better get out of here. If that shantytown was the bandits they definitely saw that display.

>>1761942
>>1761918
>>1761896
Although we just won a major victory for ourselves, those bandits will have seen Saturia's fiery display of divinity and will be compelled to investigate its source, if just to make sure that it doesn't pose a further danger to their camp. Although it would be nice to take our leave in a more leisurely fashion, we're in no shape to fight another big battle so soon and should probably head out as soon as we are able, in the dark of the night.

We should make sure that Saturia is really alright after the tremendous amount of magic she'd just performed and chide her for taking such a huge risk before thanking her and telling her how utterly awesome she was. We should let her go back downstairs to begin packing, before we offer our prayers for the departed chimera. In fact, if it's close to midnight, we could commune with the spirits and see if the Chimera's ghost is still lingering.

See if we can speak with her and put her to rest, or form a bond with her. If not, perhaps we can call on Dutchess Dark. She might be able to aid us in sneaking our loot and ourselves away in the night. Then, we go back downstairs, help Saturia pack away our fantastical treasures and discoveries, and make our way back to Lotte before the bandits realize just what happened. We're about to be filthy rich! Not too bad for a first treasure hunt!

>>1761896
You celebrate the display of phenomenal cosmic power that Satty just put on, before realizing that if you were wowed by it, the bandit crew might have seen it too!

You both should probably skedaddle with your hard-earned loot before the shrine gets overrun!

>>1761896
>Lets stay a bit.
Are we able to recharge the idole?

Gather things and flee as fast as we can! We got all the crazy loot and we completed all the sub-objectives so we need to make use of the fact that the bandits are going to take some time to get their shit together. We need to be out of sight before they get here, then they'll be distracted by the ruins.

Stay. We need some recuperation from that battle and if we leave, who says we won't run into those bandits on the way? If we're here, we can at least prepare an ambush or some traps.

Double-check to see if there's anything else we haven't explored/looted/pillaged yet. You can never do enough looting and pillaging.

>>1761896
>Lets stay a bit.

Better to wait out the bandits then risk them finding us and stealing our loot.

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>>1761896

Stay or leave, your path lies downward. Staying up her on the top of the tower gets nothing done. You hoist Saturia to her feet, and after a shaky twenty minutes, she manages to stand on her own power. Small bubbles of water cling to her gashes and scratches, and you can visibly see them shrinking and knitting.
As You descend the stairs, Saturia seems rather fidgety, scratching at her shoulders and looking nervous.
"We shouldn't linger too long" Saturia says, "Every Joe, Dick and Larry for a hundred miles would have seen that display. "
"I have qualms about quitting this place before we recover from that fight" you mention.

"I have qualms about The various bandit clans around here swarming us. We need to grab our loot and leave with expedience." She responds. You can't help but nod.
"We'll wait at least long enough for your wounds to heal." you respond, as you enter the ruined room at the bottom of the stairs

"Well i should be back to full strength in about 2 hours, but no major casting afterwords, unless you wanna lend me your Amb-" She stops all of a sudden. So do you.

The fallen wall on the left hand side was now on the floor. The massive force from the explosion in the tower above must have shaken it apart, revealing a giant hole in the wall with a very sizable cavern.

>Check the cavern!
>Secure the loot

>>1765569
>Check the cavern!

>>1765569
Have that Janni we have help bring our loot down here, and if the bandits have breached the kitchen exit, unthaw the food ooze for a distraction while we hoof it to the new hole in the wall.

>>1765776
These all sound like good ideas, maybe get the stone babby to collapse the non waterfall entrance a little more.

>>1765569


Ideas of what to do swarm your head, Trying to think of ways to multitask and get everything done faster. You mentally reach out to your Janni Manservant, it hasn't nearly been a full day yet so maybe that can save you a little time... only you can't feel the connection. Your eyebrows furrow. Were you out of range? Did the magical explosion on top of the tower dispel him?

"Something's up i can-" You start but then Saturia puts a finger on your mouth. Her eyes were narrowed as well. She points to her ear and waves her finger around. You focus on hearing things... and you hear a faint little echo come from the hall where the camp was.

"... be anything less than evil spirits." you hear a masculine voice reason.

"... doubt it, did you see that stuffed animal? No way that was around a thousand years ago..." A feminine voice.

"These are modern supplies. Someone... other than us, is snooping around now..." a deeper masculine voice mentions

"Hey i dare you to drink that one red lookin potion!" The male voice says with levity

"... no way!... a dare's aint a dare untill there's money on it!" The feminine voice shoots back


>Hide!
>Investigate!
>Hide AND Investigate!

>>1766475
Investigate!

>>1766475
>>Investigate!

>>1766475
>Investigate!
See if we can bring up our stonekid again, for flanking purposes.

Also, is it wrong to want to see that female bandit drink the cow potion just to have a source of fresh milk?

>>1766497
Nope.
If anything it just means you are a man of fine taste.

>>1766497
Imagine feeding the potion to the goo

chocolate milkshakes for everyone

Holy shit how are they ALREADY here? Right, guess we're going to have to prepare for a fight, all our stuff is at the campsite after all. How did they even get in? Didn't we re-block the tunnel?

>>1766475
You decide to try to get a closer look moving as quietly as you can towards the source of the voices. You are graced with the presence of three individuals, two of which you've already met. The musketeer is looking at a pile of YOUR bags, sifting through them. The knife wielding elf you combat disrobed earlier has finally found a new top and changed out her knives for a machete or meat cleaver.

"5 gold for a sip, 20 gold for a quaff, and 100 gold for the whole bottle" Says the musketeer.

"Pfft, yeah i'll just take your easy money." She pops the cork on the horned bottle and takes a quick sip. She blinks a few times, then suddenly belches loudly. You hear a few bones pop, and suddenly her hips stretch a bit wider, her slightly wan bosom surges forward, but not too terribly much. However a black fuzzy thing sprouts from the base of her spine. A cow like tail whips back and forth. "Pay up sucker!" She grins widely. The musketeer tosses her a small bag of gold, of YOUR money.

Suddenly you see a massive man finally stirr, easily 9 feet tall and a pillar of muscle. He had curved horns resting on his crown. "Remindin you all that we were supposed to check the place for threats. After the back wall collapsed of our hideout to this temple place, Boss told us to find if anyone did it. You two decided to go lootin"

"We're trying to figure out who was here. these are modern supplies, save for a few jars of old junk, Someone's definitely been creeping around here." The musketeer responds.

"Besides, not a thing here seems all that dangerous. The place just seems old and dirty more than anything." The elf rolls her eyes.


>Attack!
>Listen some more!
>Double back to the hole to their hideout

>>1767269
Listen some more!
Remember Alex, this is a sneaking mission!

>>1767269
>Thaw out the food ooze.

>>1767311
Seconded.

>>1767269
"Did you find anything interesting in there?" The musketeer asked the giant bull man.

"Nothing... just a ruined dining hall and kitchen... mostly clean save for some black smudges."

That got your head thinking... Nothing about the food ooze? That's not something you leave out. Did it escape?

"Other than that, just a partially collapsed room that lead outside... you know you can actually see the Decoy camp from there." The Large bandit reported. "To think this was what> three or four inches of rock away from us? and we didn't even notice."

"Right!" The elf put her fists on her embiggened hips. "Lets grab all this stuff, stow it in the safe, and then check the rest of this place. If there's anyone here, there's probably not very many places they could have gone." The elf and the musketteer gather up all your left over belongings and start carrying them away.

>Stop them!
>Hide and observe.

>>1768531
>>Stop them!
Cave in the way out using a stonekid.

No way am I letting these losers steal our prizes. Period.

>>1768531
Stop them!

Step one. Make note that potions are harmless and sexy. Step two, make moves to stop these nerds. You have the element of surprise after all. Defrosting the ooze sounds like a pretty good idea for dealing with them.

>>1768610
The ooze has already been defrosted, and it's location is unknown.

It could be in the room with them, or have snuck outside, or even be in the room with us! Even worse, it might have learned to take the shape of items or even people! Anything and everyone could possibly be a food ooze!

Okay, so the food ooze might not have learned that just yet. But still, something to think about...

>>1768610
>Make note that potions are harmless and sexy.

Oh, yeah, the elf only took a small sip from the bottle. There's still the risk of overdose.

Should consider capturing Elfy and force feeding it to her, I'm still hoping to get free milk...

>>1768531
They are not stealing our stuff

>Stop Them

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... dyin' time's here

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>>1768531
Your face gets grim as you notice the bandits packing up YOUR stuff. You found and looted it first! Don't these thieves have any honor!?... Actually you guess they don't, else they wouldn't be thieves. You draw your blades and rush forward standing in front of the trio, Who look at you with a blank look for a split second before reaching for their weapons.


Your roll forward and pull a chunk of earth out of the ground and toss it at the musketteer. The chunk turns into a Rock Child and drop kicks the Musketeer, before he can get a shot off. However, the Giant bull man levels a massive 9 barreled version of the Musketeer's rifle and with an ear shattering kaboom blasts you into the wall, shredding your earthen armor. crumbling it. Suddenly a gust of wind shoots past you and collides directly into the bull man's groin, sending him into the ceiling and back down. Saturia, not quite recovered yet, falls to a knee as her spell ends.

You step back into the fray gasping and off balance, leaving only the elf with her Butcher sword at the ready, she twirls it around her. Though her foot work is also off balance, her stance hasn't accounted for her expanded form just yet. With Your ally and her allies out of commission is up to you to take her down.

>Try to take her down quickly
>Try to find something to use to your advantage
>Attempt Stage Finisher

>>1769405
Stage Finisha!

>>1769405

The two of you Circle each other, as if you were animals with their fangs bared you dart in hoping to catch her by surprise. However she defty deflects your blow. she sends out a few exploratory chops of her own. The sixth blade of the butcher sword catches against your remaining Earthen skin.

Sparks Fly as your blades connect with each other but not finding any purchase upon each other's skin. No sign of any magic out of the elf butcher sword, but you seem evenly-matched. Farshid darts around you and evades most of your attacks her butcher knife can't quite pierce your armor.

it was a proper stalemate, you couldn't hit her and she couldn't hurt you. however she could at least hold out until her Bandit companions came to or reinforcements approached from the opening in the wall. you search for some way out of this situation, when suddenly you noticed a drip from the ceiling.

" you seem hungry" you say loudly,. the elf Bandit looks at you quizzically. Flashing an evil grin, you kick the elf Bandit straight in the sternum. She just about retaliates when I drop of thick viscous liquid hits her forehead. it is about this moment she is brought out of her combat focus and draws her gaze up. above you all is a giant mass of magically preserved foodstuffs. suddenly The Rock child grabs the elf from behind holding a her in place, as the food ooze descends from the ceiling enveloping the elf completely. you can see from the outside of the Ooze, her mouth getting forced open and her throat bulging. you quickly gather your things, and grab Saturia's arm.

>>1769444

>try to find an exit through the bandit' hole.
> clear a path through the kitchen
> clear a path through the hole at the front of the Shrine.

>>1769446
Through the kitchen!

>>1769446
> clear a path through the kitchen

Exit via Kitchen, pursued by a bear.

>>1769446
>Kitchen

Although uh... if we could duck back in and check on cowgirl bandit just before we leave and uh... observe... for reasons.

>>1769699
This, a little check on her before we go would be nice.

>>1769699
I'm willing to okay this. Maybe we can convince the food ooze to follow us with her in it? Unlikely? Yes. But we've been studying it for a few days, and that might be enough to become the Jane Goodall of the food oozes.

>>1769722
>She is Alex, the slime whisperer

Come on, QM, where's my fat elves gorging themselves on living desserts?

>>1770826
He'll be here.
Just gotta wait.
Folks schedules can be weird.

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>>1769444

You push Saturia through the kitchen, followed by a Rock child with orders to clear out the opening you had made earlier. You Wheel around to check out if the bandits were pursuing them. The Large Ox man had his horns embedded in the stone floor. The musketeer was tucked in and sleeping finely with his bed of cobblestones. The Elf.... The elf....

After some squinting you see a large orb within the Ooze, The Elf's skimpy attire had completely shredded itself with in the ooze. Compared to the rest of her, her globe of a stomach looked like it had swallowed a woman pregnant with minotaur twins... and was fixing for dessert. The grand sphere wobbled to and fro and your mind wanders as a thought tickles the back of your head. You ate less than half as much as she's gonna... and you got like this. You look down at your soft motherly figure. Your mind conjures an image of a vast pair of tits, each one being pulled by a horse drawn wagon, with the face of a soft looking elf connected to them with a wispy and fluttery expression, inviting you to come closer. You can feel yourself getting lost in the Grand Cleavage Canyon.

You shake your head and rush away, thanking the spirits that your Earth Mother Armor is keeping everything in place downstairs. Running with a boner is always awkward and right now you're DIAMONDS.

The Rock Child had cleared away just enough space to escape, and Saturia had already started clambering through.

>Just book it! The farther you are away from this place, the better.
>Find Enrique, your donkey... you hope he's alright.
>Find a new hidey hole and wait until the cover of darkness.

>>1771612
Hey, you're back!

>>Find a new hidey hole and wait until the cover of darkness.

I'd be lying if I said this wasn't because I wanted to see the results.

>>1771612
>>Find Enrique, your donkey... you hope he's alright.

Also I just like that so far you put a lot of thought into the setting

>>1771618
>>1771645
How about we combine the options?

>>1771783
I can work with that. I'm also curious about the hole in the wall and the bandit camp's loot.

Also, QM, will there be any more chances for Alex or Satty to get THICC? The food ooze was the only major chance I really saw.

>>1771612
Find your donkey. No man left behind!

>>1771612
You don't leave Enrique! No man (or beast) left behind!

>>1771612
You and Saturia exit the cavern, finding dusk is upon you already. You had the good sense to leave Your Donkey in a place nearby, The Waterfall pool where you first discovered The Shrine. There was a decent amount of vegetation down there, despite how dark it got in parts.

You decide to loop around , keeping an eye out for bandits. Saturia is using you for support, even with the giant mana battery she had, she expended far too much power today. Normally wouldn't complain. She's quite nice to have leaning on you. But The gravity of the situation mean her two good reasons for her leaning on you were soured by the very big reason you needed to gather your pack animal and skedaddle.
The deep ravine you first descended to find the shrine lies below you. Saturia points a little further down at your donkey, drinking from a small pool near the end of the ravine.

"There's Sebastian!" Saturia says.

"Are we gonna keep doing this? His name is Enrique." You start moving towards it. Your packs of loot and Saturia weighing you down. Even with The Earth Mother's body giving you a bit of a strength boost, This whole day is weighing on you.

You grab hold of Enrique and start filling his packs. Saturia, puts The Goddess statue in her own bag.

"If for some reason He gets lost or we have to leave him, we'll still get away with the grand prize."

"We need to hide, wait till the sun goes down and use that to get out of here." You say, looking further up the darkened ravine.

"I say we leg it, the longer we stay the more chance they have of catching us. " Saturia suggests.

>Wait for nightfall to leave.
>Leave now, sooner we're finished, sooner we're safe, sooner we're rich.

>>1771997
Wait for nightfall. Seeing you have to climb out of here and possibly run for your life, it might be worth switching spirits.

I don't think the timing will allow Duchess Dark, maybe the Gladiator or that other earth spirit? Can you replenish any of the bound fetishes while you're at it or make a new one?

>>1771997
Wait for nightfall.

>>1771997
>Wait for nightfall to leave.
No need to rush, and if possible commune with another spirit.

>>1771997

You sequester yourself within a hovel of rock and earth, Free from light. Sebasti- Enrique was hidden away next to the two of you. You can see dozens of individuals combing the crags and high rocks of the ravine. The last of the sun's rays sink below the horizon.

One group even comes within earshot of you. You can hear their conversation as if you were speaking to them yourself.

"...so this duo is the same duo that knocked out three of our guys?" one bandit with an axe addresses one with a spear as they comb the rocks near you.

"Eyup. Magic users... juding from that hole that opened up to that ruin place right next our camp, they were probably treasure hunters."

"Since when did treasure hunters get this good at fighting?"

"Either their veterans... or they're lucky... So did you hear anything new about Awinita? Is she okay?" The spear bandit asks his compatriot as he scans the rocks.

"Well... she's still alive, and judging from what Barber says none of her innards broke... like they should have considering how much of that gunk got in her. She damn looked like a big goo filled bolder when i saw her" The Axe bandit sits dangerously close to you. "She'll live, but she's going to be out of commission for a while... maybe the rest of her life. Nobody wants to move her... in case she ends up popping."

"Jeeze... What kinda screwed up spell was that? Making full ton of goop force feed itself into ya." Spear dude remarks. "Who teaches that kinda shit? Awinita said that some big person made that shit and just forced it on her to escape... Crazy."

"Yeah, let's keep lookin for em. I've got a few choice ideas for what we can do to em if we catch em. Somethin karmic."


Night falls as the bandits lurk away searching for you.

>Summon a new spirit
>Get the heck out, distance is more important than power right now.

>>1772147
Distance.
Don't want to risk a new spirit alerting them.

We can regroup, recoup, and come back for them and the elf later

>>1772147
You get the heck out of that ravine just as fast as you, Satty and Sebrique can safely go! Maybe you could get a rock baby to make a distraction and lead the bandits in the other direction as you flee!

Unless...

If you can carry your loot without the Earth Mother's strength and Duchess Dark could wrap you in shadows to make your escape easier, she might be worth calling up instead!

What does everyone else think?

>>1772179
Maybe.
Grabbing our loot and booking it is perfect if we can do it

I vote for calling up Duchess Dar- wait shit we have to announce ourselves to our enemies if we summon her... oh here's an idea. We summon her, Saturia and Enrique can go one way and we can be a distraction that takes another route. With our shadow teleports and our perfect dark-vision we'll run circles around those nerds and can easily slip away..

>>1772147
>Get the heck out, distance is more important than power right now.

Let's not risk any more delays, even for morbidly obese cow-tailed elves.

Although I'm really hoping she'll be back for revenge, somehow...

>>1772147
>"Yeah, let's keep lookin for em. I've got a few choice ideas for what we can do to em if we catch em. Somethin karmic."

... almost kinda hope that we get captured now.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>(Rollan for great justice)

>>1772319
So, how great will out justice be?

>>1772412
As great as the fat rolls that'll soon develop on Awinita's midriff.

>>1772147

The it's a new moon, and barely any stars shine in the mostly cloudy sky. You and Saturia decide that its time to evacuate. The only light being the fading glow of the molten stone from your encounter with the Chimera.

The darkness of the night lets you slip away relatively easily from your hovel, and you don't see any lanterns or bonfires searching for you. Either the Bandits have developed night vision, or they gave up. You make your way to the north west. Your flight is hurried and you make excellent time, laden with loot as you are.

However, you steal one last glance at the rocky crags. Casting a thought about all the happenings of the past three days. The tickling of significance and fate seemed to fill your mind. Like the whole trip was simply the start of something far greater, and all the actions you took would have far reaching consequences.


The two of you and Enrique moved throughout the night, not stopping to rest. Not exactly weighed down by celebratory feast like your trip to the ruins, your trip is more comfortable and expedient.


The light of dawn breaks over the horizon and you find yourself a scant few hours away from the City of Lotte, where your journey in this country began. Molla Nosa, your elvish Antiquitairan contact, should still be within these walls.


>Go to town, get in contact with Molla Nosa ASAP. Off loading this loot to your employer will make the nap you take so much more restful.
>Go to town, sell minor crap and buy a room at an inn and REST!!
>Rest here, you're no longer in danger.

>>1772510
Get in contact!
Do it all!

>>1772510
>Go to town, get in contact with Molla Nosa ASAP. Off loading this loot to your employer will make the nap you take so much more restful.
Get in contact, sell other minor items in the meantime.

>>1772510
You march right into town, find the big beautiful elven woman and claim your rewards! Riches! Fame! Women! Men! Food! You and Satty need to celebrate your tremendous victory as first-time treasure-hunters! Indulge yourselves! Invite Molla along! Regale her with he story of your conquest!

>>1772510
>Go to town, get in contact with Molla Nosa ASAP. Off loading this loot to your employer will make the nap you take so much more restful.

Then the feasting shall begin!

>>1772510
>>Go to town, get in contact with Molla Nosa ASAP. Off loading this loot to your employer will make the nap you take so much more restful.
So we can meet up with our beautiful employer

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>>1772510

Stumble into town, Stopping just shy of the border. Taking a moment to Dismiss the Earth Mother. Even if it was merely earth and rock, having an carapace that looked like a mother of six didn't seem like a decent idea... so you settle for looking like a mother of one. You sigh a bit, realizing you look less like your also a man... but you're used to shifting moods about your body. You'll probably end up fondling yourself in the bath later to the thought of The Goddess's Bountiful bosom wishing you were just as... bountiful. Still though, the though your male side getting left behind itches at the back of your mind... Course that didn't mean go out and buy every single male enhancement tonic out there with your new found riches, most of it was a waste of time and money.

You make your tired legs to the Tavern where you negotiated this deal with Molla Nosa, the elven Antiquitarian. You walk in, and the place is sparsely populated, a few people getting an early start. But at the upper balcony area you notice a small lamp burning around where Molla sat last time. You ascend the stairs. And sure enough, the coffee skinned elf is having herself a hearty breakfast consisting a dozen eggs, a full side of bacon, and what looks like grand mug of coffee; whilst reading some documents. She peers up at you with her amber glass eye and blinks in surprise.

"Oh! goodness i didn't expect to see you back for another week!" She exclaims "The road wasn't too rough you had to turn back did it?"

"No Ma'am... actually... we hit the motherlode!" You say with exuberance. Saturia, despite her tired eyes nods emphatically.

"Come Come! sit down, you look like you've had a long day. I'll order anything you'd like. My treat." Molla Nosa offers.

>regale your tale while having a hearty meal. Damn it it'll be good to have some real food
>regale your tale while getting a light meal. Too much food before bed is bad for you! Especially when you sleep in the middle of the day.
>other

>>1772722
>regale your tale while getting a light meal. Too much food before bed is bad for you! Especially when you sleep in the middle of the day.

>>1772722
>regale your tale while getting a light meal. Too much food before bed is bad for you! Especially when you sleep in the middle of the day.

>>1772722
>regale your tale while getting a light meal. Too much food before bed is bad for you! Especially when you sleep in the middle of the day.
Also I'm
>>1772598
But mobile

>>1772722
This is not a time for moderation!

This is a time for celebration!

All the food! All the drink! All the stories!

>>1772722
>regale your tale while having a hearty meal. Damn it it'll be good to have some real food.

>>1772722
Hearty meal!

>>1772722
>regale your tale while having a hearty meal. Damn it it'll be good to have some real food.

>>1772722

On the one hand, your very generous employer is giving you free food. Seems like a crime to NOT take advantage of it.

On the OTHER hand. It might be a good Idea to have something quick and light. You've been stuffed to near bursting twice in these few days. Once, by this very lady. .. Are we looking for it to happen again?

>>1772799
Shush, don't spoil the master plan!

>>1772799
>Are we looking for it to happen again?
Yes.

And repeatedly.

>>1772722
>regale your tale while having a hearty meal. Damn it it'll be good to have some real food

>>1772799
>On the OTHER hand. It might be a good Idea to have something quick and light. You've been stuffed to near bursting twice in these few days. Once, by this very lady. .. Are we looking for it to happen again?

Yes.

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>>1772722
You ponder Molla's offer, you're tired, sore and really could use some sleep. But the moment you consider something light, a deep loud rumble emanates from the deepest pit of your guts. Despite it have been almost a full day since you last slept, it feels like three days since you ate something proper. Something that didn't taste like meat flavored paper, or one thousand year old food preserves and pudding. You look over at Saturia... who seems to be in a similar predicament, and openly salivating over The swiftly disappearing breakfast of Molla Nosa. You think about the raw amount of food that you ate last time she offered a meal, and you think about the food Ooze... but that backfired! making you feel hungrier.

"Ahh what the hell." You say "i'm not one to turn down a free meal. and damn am I starving. " You pull up a chair. Saturia joins you scratching at her shoulders and neck. Molla Nosa beams.

"Excellent!~ Stephan! Three more of my usual please!"

"You sure Molla? That seems a bit much even for you." a swarthy halfling chef calls up to your table

"I have guests!" she shouts back

"Oh! of course!" The man rushes back and eventually a group of Halfling waitresses bring out a dozen "Eggs in a Basket", Six sausages, a side of bacon, and a twelve stack of pancakes. You immediately dig in, ripping off a chunk of the bacon and moaning with delight at the smoky flavor. You eat the full three pounds of bacon before you even realize other people are there. Saturia is eating modestly, and Molla Nosa eats with a practiced swiftness you remember, nither are truly engrossed in the meal. So you figure some conversation wouldn't be too difficult.

"So first off, we found... probably the most intact shrine in existence, buried in a plateau. Place was crawling with bandits... the plataeu, not The Shrine. The shrine itself was extremely well preserved. We got detailed drawings and charcoal rubbings of all statue work in the place."


"Glorious," Molla says through a mouthfull of egg, "These drawings aren't the best sellers but can make a decent amount of revenue... plus its very fascinating material to look at."

"Well, i mostly started the note taking for my own interest," Saturia starts taking a sip of tea, "However I figured that someone would enjoy it enough to pay money for it."

"Speaking of note taking, we also found a preserved Journal with Empire Text as well" You add. Molla nearly chokes at the news.

"Gracious!" She exclaims. "I can think of only a few pieces of preserved written works by The Empire, and most of that was engraved in stone. but you say you found a paper journal?"

"Indeed! But we also found a few more practical objects. For instance, How would you like to have..."

>Perfectly edible ambulatory pudding from one thousand years ago.
>A couple of potions that make you an animal hybrid.
>The most powerful and intricate Statue of the Goddess to date.
>Other

>>1773936
Potions!

>>1773936
>>Perfectly edible ambulatory pudding from one thousand years ago.
Also, ask for a fourth meal for the oozes. We need to show her how they can add to their mass by eating things. That way we can sell them as never ending supplies!

>>1773936

>Perfectly edible ambulatory pudding from one thousand years ago.
>A couple of potions that make you an animal hybrid.
Definitely one of those two

>>1773936
>Perfectly edible ambulatory pudding from one thousand years ago.
>A couple of potions that make you an animal hybrid.

>>1774007
We don't want to start too strong, after all, we have to build up to it.

>>1773936
>>Perfectly edible ambulatory pudding from one thousand years ago.

I'm pretty sure she's exactly the target market for this. Once we get her to sample the food ooze, we can go in for the kill by offering to throw some of it in for free when we sell her the goddess statue for an obscene amount of money.

>>1774171
Thought we had like a 20% finder's fee due to us

>>1773936
You're having a great time, and you know how to tell a story! Start small, and keep building up your discoveries until you reveal the grand prize!

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>>1773936
"... genuine and completely edible food preserves from the empire?" You produce one of the clay jars. "Just don't be too surprised, it's a very lively dish."

Molla raises an eyebrow before popping the cork on the jar. She sniffs it when out spills a happy marmalade slime creature that gestures vaugly in MOlla's direction. Her eyes are wide, and she looks up at you. You've taken the opportunity to drown your stack of pancakes in syrup... Been itching for something sweet.

"Don't worry is completely harmless... provided that you don't leave it to its own devices for a thousand years while mixing in with probably three dozen of its ilk. They'll start leaping down your throat... Learned that the hard way." you cut a huge swath from your pancake mound and start wolfing it down.

"You seemed a bit... fuller than the last time I saw you." She dips an exploratory spoon into slime and slurps it up. Her eyes brighten. "Delectable, I can see this fetching a high price... this isn't the only one is it?"

"Of course not, i've got at least six other jars in various flavors."

"Marvelous." Molla bends down and in a single draught, slurps up the whole of the marmalade slime. You yourself seem to have plowed through your stack of pancakes with surprising ease, though it sits in your stomach like a rock. However, those Eggs in a basket and sausages are taunting you. You drizzle the remainder of the syrup on both the eggs on toast, and the sausage and get to work on them.


"Ehm..." Saturia clears her throat, she's hardly touched her food... granted for a girl her size its a monumental amount. At least three days of dietary requirements "We also have some Transformative potions that grant the imbiber animalistic features. I don't recommend sampling them... they're probably permanent. We would have had 3, but a bandit gang stole one while we were preoccupied."


You with great gusto and mild regret, finish your breakfast and look at Saturia presenting the two remaining vials, the serpantine one, and the bird like one.

You suppose that its time to bust out the goddess, but you also see that Saturia's food is gonna go cold, she's only making a few token prods at her food.


>Convince Saturia that she should finish her meal, then present The Goddess Statue
>Convince Saturia to give you her leftovers, then present The Goddess Statue
>Just present The Goddess Statue.

>>1775010
>Convince her to Finish her meal

Its quite rude to turn down her hosts hospitality!

>>1775016
>>1775010
We should subtly, or perhaps not so subtly given our personality, remind Saturia that we're celebrating our victory with our hostess, and that now is a time for fun and excess and not a time to be worried about our girlish figures. We could even look to Molla for support, as clearly her love of feasting has only enhanced her beauty.

We should the really play up the reveal of our greatest find. It's discovery was a major accomplishment.

>>1775016
>>1775058

I mean, magic surely burns off a lot of calories anyway! It's not like she really needs to be worried, besides you ate several gallons of preserve-ooze and you're fine! She can manage a decent meal.

And THEN play up the goddess statue.

I wonder how unethical it is to fatten up the female bandits, give them those cow potions, and have them repay their debt to society with milk.

>>1775125
Not unethical enough to stop us wanting to do it I'd wager.

>>1775135
Convict Milk, An Irredeemably Good taste!

That statue is powerful. Too powerful to risk being left in the wrong hands. Perhaps we should just hold onto it for.. safekeeeping. We're clearly 100% trustworthy and would never dream of misusing it.
<.<
>.>

>Convince Saturia that she should finish her meal
She might need some help, though.
>>"Here comes the peasant into the dragon's mouth!"

>>1775010
>Convince Saturia that she should finish her meal, then present The Goddess Statue

>>1775125
If wanting a world where we can milk elf-cow hybrids is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

>>1775148
Embarrassing her her into finishing her meal is a strategy, I suppose.

>>1775188
>>1775146
>>1775135
>>1775125

I think we found out what Alex's deviant tastes are.

Ir at least one of the big ones

>>1775583
I wouldn't be opposed to getting such a farm being a goal of hers.....but I also suggested it in the first place.

>>1775592
Alex does have an "illustrated guide to beast folk"

I think that Alex has shown that they have a lot of "interests" and is pleasantly deviant in general.

>>1775010
You nudge Saturia in the shoulder. "Your food's gonna get cold. We're celebrating!"

"Mmm..." she looks at it with a frown. "I'd rather not make this a habit."

"As of today, i've never heard of a big meal negatively impacting someone's life. Live a little. you earned it. Especially after that number you did on that Chimera." You nudge her again. She mulls the idea over in her head, contemplating her ideas... then shrugs, digging into the meal with renewed vigor.

You reach for Saturia's bag. "And now the grand prize of the whole venture..." You feel your hand grace the statuette of the goddess, you look about the room before to see if you can find any jealous eyes. An you place the goddess in the center of the table. A small aurora shines from it. Lighting up the dark roof of the tavern. As Molla's eyes go wide.

"This is amber craft and gold in intracate swirls and it-"

"You don't need to sell it to me Alex" she says, not taking her eyes from the prize. "I can already see it what it is. This is a Magnum Opus of some great artisan... that just so happens to have the most mana storage capabilities i've.... ever seen. If you filled this up with mana you could run all the magical products in an entire city... for years!"

"Yeah, it Had the magic already in it to do that, but we kinda had to use it on a very surly, mutated and very powerful... empire survivor." You explain. Molla looks up at you and back down to it.

"WEll this complicates matters... but also simplifies matters at the same time. " Molla scratches her second chin.

"Whats the issue?" You lean in, a little worried.


"Well as it turns out... if i don't miss my guess... the finder's fee for this piece alone, according to our agreement... Is five times more money than i would have if i sold everything i owned." She says. "So i'm not going to be able to pay the full sum. at least not up front. Good news is, there's a few buyers who can fit the bill, and WILL pay the sum." She muses further.


>Ask for a substantial down payment, then have the rest by installment
>You can wait a bit for a full lump sum, Buyers would line up for this kind of thing.
>other

>>1775829
We can wait.
The adventure itself will be if someone tries something!

>>1775829
>>other
Which groups would most likely want it for either historical or religious purposes? I'd be okay with those two types, provided we could visit it every so often to give it offerings as we traverse the enlightened path of THICC.

>>1775829
>>You can wait a bit for a full lump sum, Buyers would line up for this kind of thing.

>>1775829
>>Ask for a substantial down payment, then have the rest by installment

>>1775829
>other
Ask Molla if she can do a not-so-substantial down payment, maybe enough to get through the rest of the week. Have her decide if she wants to do full-lump sum or by installment for the rest.

>>1775924
>>1775851
>>1775829
I don't know.

We wouldn't have had come to Molla in the first place if we didn't trust her to compensate us fairly, and she's already told is the truth about the value of the Idol when she didn't have to. Besides that, we have to remember that we've already spent all our money and are going to need more right away for living expenses, let alone funding our next treasure hunt.

We should take the installment plan.

She's a cool gal so I'm fine taking this in payments from her rather than going around finding a different buyer!

>>1775829

You scratch your chin, pondering your options, here.


"Well we don't have to get all of it immediately, A down payment for our collected finds would be nice. Not so much to break your bank before you have a buyer... but i'd like at least a small fortune for our finds. As you said, buyers for this WILL pay the sum." you say.


"That sounds fair enough. How much are you asking for?"


"For the preserves, recorded research, the book, the potions, AND The Goddess... Five thousand."

"Five thousand? That still seems a little steep on my end, Maybe 3500? "

"Well, we don't intend on stopping our Treasure Hunting. We need to Recoup our losses and pay for new equipment. 4500 is low as i can go. You can survive a few lean days can you?"

"Mreh..." She grunts with frustration. She drums on her expansive stomach in thought. "four thousand and i'll set you up in the nicest Hotel for a few days."

"I think we can call that even for now" You smile back at Molla, and extend your hand. She takes yours and shakes on it. She pulls out a large piece of paper and starts penning something down on it. She hands you the check, a withdrawal missive for four thousand. Next she gives you a letter.

"Okay, Check for 4000 and a note to front your hotel costs to me... Well now that that's settled i suppose i should be off to secure this deal..." She looks back down her empty plates and her own jutting gut. with an idle caress of the great expanse she mulls something over in her head.

"Care to join me for a quick brunch? I'll be leaving the country for a while to secure a buyer and i don't trust the cuisine abroad to treat me right. again, my treat." She smiles.

>Cash the check, hit the sack!
>Free food should never be turned down!

>>1776808
>Free food should never be turned down!

>>1776808
>>Free food should never be turned down!

>>1776808
>Free food should never be turned down!

Pretty sure Plump is in the quest's title for a reason.

Also, ask her if the hotel has a masseuse. We're gonna need it after we come waddling back.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1776808

You can feel your stomach protesting as she mentions brunch, but you also are struck with two thoughts. one, what does she consider "Quick?" Two, you've never seen her outside of that chair... can she even leave it? and if you left now, you'd never know either of those things! You think that's plenty justification to pig out even more. Your stomach eventually comes around and agrees with you.

"Sounds great! I'm thinking of something sweet, how about you?" you've been craving a lot of sweet things lately. Candy for brunch didn't sound like a good idea... but it didn't seem like a *bad* idea either.

"I know just the thing." Molla responds and waves over another Halfling waitress.

>----one hour later.----------

"I'm dead" You exclaim leaned up against the wall of the inn. You groan, clutching your stuffed gut. "stick a knife in me... im done"
At first you thought you were actually going to get away with something unscathed when Molla brought out a single dish for each of you. A honey glazed, doughy treat with cinnamon. It was about the size of a pancake and two inches thick... however the thing sat in your stomach like a whole brick, it was delicous, and by itself it would have been fine and even a decent ender to a meal. but you ate a Molla Nosa sized breakfast before it. You were certain you were gonna die there.

On the upside you found that Molla can, in fact, leave her favorite chair at the tavern. It was an ordeal that took a full minute but she managed it. you notice that there's actually grooves worn into the wood where she sat, and four, quarter inch divots in the floor where the chair sets.

"Okay, i'm gonna say this now... no more meals with Molla Nosa from now on" Saturia chides you, she herself looks fairly stuffed, but not nearly to the same degree as you.
"It was for science!" you burble.
>Another hour later, recovery time.
You make your way out of the bank. With 4000, heavy glittering coins. Money signs are in your eyes as you look at it. However there is a question on how to divvy it up. between the two of you

> 50/50 split between the two of you
>Split the cash into thirds and have the third part be "Communal" for supplies, room, travel, and other business stuff.
>Just share the cash when you need it. No need to really divvy it up. Just be responsible for personal purchases

>>1776923
Thirds sounds good. Some money to splurge and some money for general expenses.

>>1776923
>>Split the cash into thirds and have the third part be "Communal" for supplies, room, travel, and other business stuff.

>>1776923
>Split the cash into thirds and have the third part be "Communal" for supplies, room, travel, and other business stuff.
Having a fallback stash is important.

>>1776923
Thirds.

>>1776923
>Split the cash into thirds

Another vote for thirds.

>>1776923
"Okay Satty, This is how i figured we'd do this. We split the cash into thirds, one for me, one for you, and one for business related things. Feed for Enrique, room and board, travel papers, fees... you know the boring stuff. Rounding it out to a nice figure we should have about.... thirteen hundred a piece. With the remaining 1400 going to the mutual fund..." You work out sifting through the glittering coins, they're helpfully wrapped in paper denominating amounts in sizes of twenty.

"So is magic gear included in the mutual fund? or is that part of the individual funds?" Saturia questions.

"Lets say individual funds for now, with small dips into the Mutual if we run a little over." You clarify.

"Oh okay, so our shares arn't as unmanageably huge as i thought." Saturia rolls her shoulder. You raise an eyebrow

"You alright? You've been working that shoulder all day." You ask.

"I dunno, probably landed on it wrong when that giant hybrid creature batted me aside like a toy." She says with a great deal of sarcasim.

"So do you wanna start shopping? or do you wanna turn in?" You ask. She rubs her eyes a little.

"I could probably stay up, and a part of me thinks I should, don't wanna screw up my sleep schedule. it's not even noon yet." She says. "Did you have any plans?"

>Not really, just WHITE KNUCKLE, EXTREAME, EDGE OF YOUR SEAT RELAXATION!!
>First successful venture? The party has just begun! And it don't stop till the sun drop!
>Get a little exercise, you've gone a little soft in the middle.
> Look for some companionship! You knew all The good tail in back home wouldn't give you the time of day. Time to lure in a lover! Then pay them enough to overlook your... Uniqueness

>>1777274
>> Look for some companionship! You knew all The good tail in back home wouldn't give you the time of day. Time to lure in a lover!

>>1777274
Relaxation!
The best kind of celebration!

>Relaxation

AKA; get some medical attention for possible injuries from your adventuring. Masseurs count as medical professionals, right?

>>1777351
Most definitely, a relaxed body is a healthy body after all.
Suporting

>>1777317
>>1777351
>>1777360
But does that mean we need to relax alone? I think we should find someone that fit's Alex's preferences to relax with.

>>1777274
Go to one of those massage parlors that give you a "Happy Ending".

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>>1777274
"Well i was gonna hit the nearest bathhouse, get nice and soapy, get a rub down by either a busty lady or a muscular hunk... maybe a hair cut... you know the works." You rattle off a few things you wanna get done.

"Aren't you banned from all bathhouses? on account of you being... both?" Saturia asks.

"Well Satty, One, I'm banned from the bathhouses at home, we're in a new country, a whole host of places i haven't been banned from. Two, I cannot be banned from a Co-ed bathhouse. Which is far more common in places outside of Rocca." You state all the loop holes. You've thought this through. Taking a bath by yourself always sucked, and you were allowed in bath houses when you were young, before you started developing.

"Well i probably need a bath too... but i'm not paying for it, i know how to bathe myself thank you very much" Saturia says matter of factly. "I'm going to check into our Hotel and actually get some sleep... after a little clothes shopping. My vest is about to give up the ghost" You look down at Saturia's vest, a three year old piece she should have thrown out already. It was hanging on by a thread. Or a button rather.

"You're just shy about public baths... they're really great!" You say. "Well, get some rest! You earned it."
You turned away, with a smile on your face. Now all you had to do was find a bathhouse! There are plenty of those right? There was practically one every other street corner back home.

>After some searching...

So there aren't as many bathhouses as there were back home. But what the city of Lotte lacks in quantity, they make up in quality. There was no "middling" or even "Low grade" bathhouse. This was luxury town!

You decided to go to a fine establishment known as "The Autumn Spring." You based it solely based on word of mouth reviews, general appearance and not at all because of the exceptionally curvy Halfling bath attendants on break in the front of the bathhouse.

You enter the building and you see a rather chipper looking lass behind a small counter. she's on a stool so she can look you in the eye.

"Welcome ma'am! How can i help you today" She say with enthusiasm. You wince a bit. you've got absolutely no masculinity on your frame anymore... granted at least that means they don't pause for a five minutes to try to make a decision on what pronouns to use.

"Yes i'd like to be treated with every service you have available!" You say with your own enthusiam. Her eyes brighten as the prospect of a big spender.

"Ahh! WE can set you up with the deluxe package, i only need to know if you'd like to have a private room, or have our services in our public baths. I hope you don't mind but the public baths are co-ed."

>Private bath, With a female attendant
>Private Bath, With a male attendant
>Public bath, with a female attendant
>Public Bath with a Male attendant

>>1777590
>>Public Bath with a Male attendant
masseuse

>>1777590
>Private Bath, With a male attendant
Alex has several female's they lust after, why not introduce a male one?

>>1777590
Privat, male

>>1777590

Well we might talk a good game, but at the end of the day, we're a 20 something virgin with a mutant body.

Publicly getting a massage, letting both our junk and our tits sway in the open air,I front of ot people?

Private bath please. Also, male attendant. Hopefully the don't mind our twig and berries while feeling us up.

>>1777590
>Private bath with both male and female attendants

>>1777694
Good idea, let's go with this if possible

>>1777694
This. Maybe we'll meet someone like Alex.

>>1777694
This. See if there's an option for a hermaphrodite attendant as well.

>We're gonna have an orgy, we're gonna have an orgy!

>you've got absolutely no masculinity on your frame anymore.

So we look like an Uno Makoto dojinshi character now?

...I'm not really seeing the bad in this situation to be honest.

>>1778054
DESU we should compensate the zero masculinity on our frame with making our dick bigger if possible

>>1778077
We could try, although I don't necessarily know if that will appear in the quest, not that its all that big a deal if the pudge hides it.

>>1777694
Supporting this. Our lust shall know no bounds.

thank you all for your patience, I should have the next entry in an hour when I get home from work

>>1780457
No problem man.
I'll read it in the morning.

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"I would like a private room, but is it too much to ask for two attendants?" You ask a bit sheepishly. The Attendant smirks wryly.

"Ma'am I'm sorry to say, this isn't that kind of establishment" She says with a knowing smirk. "However i think we can accommodate your request. " She hops down from her stool and bids you to follow her. She leads you into a private bath area, with two soft looking benches and a pool in the center. Idle steam fills the air.

"Just strip down and we'll have your assistants come in shortly." she starts walking out of the room. You suddenly think of your maleness...

"C-can you tell them to uh... brace themselves?" You add, "I have a few... features that I'm a bit self conscious about." You start undoing your sashes and removing your top.
"I can assure you miss, that our staff sees all body types at all hours. nothing you have can be-" you drop your pants. To her credit, she only glances a brief moment in silence before continuing. "I'll send two of my most sensitive workers." She wheels around and walks out. You slump a bit and grab a towel, wrapping it around your waist.
Sitting on the edge of the pool, you dip feet into the water. You cup your chest and give them a through exploration. They've certainly grown since your 'incident'. You've often fantasized about larger breasts, however it was mostly about burying your head in-between them, as opposed to having them. You part the two orbs to look down at the rest of you. You see the outward curve your stomach and your thickened thighs. You wouldn't necessarily classify them as 'fat' but they're not the athletic and toned thighs and abs you remember when you got on that boat five days ago. You've found a softer, larger figure titillating since puberty, but same as your breasts, you've always imagined yourself cuddling and caressing someone else's softer figure, not your own. You look like a single mother just a few months after the child... with a dick.

You don't necessarily have anything to compare it to, You never really had any male figures in your life you shared a bath with, You'd say your manhood is of decent stature. A proud beast, always rising to a challenge, and never one to back down; To your dismay at times. Nothing like the pillars of masculinity from your dreams. you suppose that was a trend with you. Your kinks were always outside of yourself.


There was a knock at the door and two figures walk in, clad in towels and little else. A tall man with a chiseled figure, much like a marble statue, with platinum blonde hair walks in. Flanking him is this city's greatest export, the incredibly curvy and buxom Halfling woman.

"Miss Alex? We'll be serving you today."

>Wash us
>Give us a massage
>SEX ME UP SENPAI!

>>1782159
>All of the above.

This is happening.

>>1782179

oh sir, its not a matter of what gets done. but what gets done FIRST

>>1782184
How about...

>Bath
>Massage
>Sex
>Sex
>Sex
>Coma

>>1782184
Well, if that's the case it's better to get dirty before we get cleaned.

Also, apparently each time I log onto my computer my ID keeps changing, so I'm gonna use a trip so the amount of voter's doesn't seem bigger than what it actually is.

>>1782159
>>Give us a massage
Has anyone else ever gotten a professional massage? They are AMAZING.

Clean first so we're nice and relaxed for the massage.

>>1782159
Start with getting clean. Flirt with the attendants a little and see how they respond. If they respond well, it's time to be the meat in an attendant sandwich.

>>1782159
You look at the two fine specimens before you. They look good with their hands and their pelvises. You wouldn't kick either of them out of bed. The little one looks like she could dominate a partner three times her size. and you can't help but imagine the man holding you tenderly as he positioned himself behind you an-

"Ma'am?" The male attendant asked.

"YES! I would like a massage please!" You blurt out, brought out of your reverie. The male attendant smiles warmly.

"We'll have to warm you up first" he says in an incredibly suave manner. Your heart skips a beat.
"He mean's a bath silly~" The halfing girl pads over to the other side of the bath and pulls a lever, hot water pours into the center bath. Suddenly you feel your towel ripped away, yelp a bit. you immediately lower your waist into the bath. The male attendant is behind you with a smile, holding your only covering and pulls out a sudsy washcloth. You hear a splash, and the Halfling girl is in the bath with you. she starts scrubbing your legs, spending maybe a bit too long on your thick inner thighs. Meanwhile the male attendant starts caressing your sides with soap and a soft cloth, eliciting a few involuntary giggles from you. The two bath house workers scrub down every inch of you. And you thank to the spirits on high that the water was soapy, and hard to see through because you were DIAMONDS.

Finally the cavalcade of scrubbing and groping subsides and they start dousing you in water. You lower yourself into the bath a bit more, taking in the heat as the female attendant rests your head against her lap and washes your hair.

The Halfling bombshell gestures over to the bed on the far side. You sit down onto the bed and lie-down on your side, then onto your belly. Your breasts smoosh up to your face. You feel a butt connect with your butt. glancing back, you see the Halfling masseuse straddling you, coating her hands with various warm oils. The overflow pours onto the small of your back. The Halfling starts lathering your back with oil. She then coats your legs and butt. Short for a massage but you don't complain. but then the Halfling gets up and the male attendant's strong yet soft hands work your muscles. muscles you didn't even know you had! He turns you over and starts working your stomach and chest.

If you were getting heated before, you were on fire now. You're thankful for the modesty towels they gave back to you, but there was no concealing the rager you were sporting.

>Flirt with them!
>If you try getting with these people, you'd die.
>Make them do more things? Your choice.

>>1782365
>>Flirt with them!

Flirt! Worst case scenario is them saying no! You are a bold adventurer! Eye of the tiger!

>>1782365
>Flirt with them!

>>1782365
Flirt!

>>1782365
Do a little flirting. We don't seem to be very good at it, but there's a first time for everything.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>1782365

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>>1783740
>Rolled 26

...

This is going to end in tears, isn't it...

>>1783754
>>1783316
>So, did you know that I can please you both at the same time?

>26
I hope this isn't too bad. Unless it's like the Warhammer RPG's where lower is better.

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>>1782365

Your now sitting there, still being rubbed down by two of the most attractive people you've ever met. With a deep swallow you steel yourself. You had to do this. Think of something cool!

"Is it hot in here? or is it just you two. You could probably cook off of those abs guy, and lady? You could boil water with a blown kiss" Perfect!... But disaster you hear a snirk, maybe even a snork.

"Pfft, honey noooo~" The halfling girl walks in front of your view as The man keeps rubbing you down. You swear the massage already ended, you guess that they're being extra thorough. "If you're gonna say a line lie that... you gotta dip your voice a little lower, more sultry. Own that line.~" She's practically pouring honey in your ear with that tone of voice.

The man speaks up. "You're not exactly experienced in the pickup lines, thing." he analyzes, as he presses into your lower stomach again. You whine a little to yourself. "We're bath station attendants, the only other profession that hears more pickup lines are barmaids and actual prostitutes."

"But you are a cutie though..." The small lady comments, "Hmmm... Give it another try~"

"Uuuh... ehmmm... D-did you know i'm physically built for threesomes?" You throw it out the first thing that comes to mind, and you about slap yourself for it.

"Go Oooon~" The halfling girl says.

"OH! uh... would... either of you two liiiike to ... get... with me? later?" You ask hesitantly.

"Hrmm... i dunno..." The Halfling girl looks in deep thought. "Arin?" She asks The man.

"Well... we were teasing her all day with the *Special Service* " The man says. "I suppose we could finish her off." You blink. You mean they were deliberately trying to turn you on? ON PURPOSE!?

"That is true, and she is rather cute with squirming, and her dick is pretty enticing... if a bit odd to have in the first place." The halfling bites her lip studying the tent in your towel. Oh gods it was WORKING. You scream internally

>Panic mode activated, PANIC PANIC!!!
>try your damnedest to play it cool.
>you need some courage for this! Liquid Courage, Candy Courage... Meat courage ANY KIND OF EDIBLE COURAGE!!

>>1783818
>Try to play it cool

>>1783818
>>try your damnedest to play it cool.
Yeah, there's a story about that, If you two would like to hear about it...

>>1783818
>>try your damnedest to play it cool.

>>1783818
We try our damnedest to play it cool... but we PANIC...

>>1783818
How about we try to play it cool while ordering a mountain of edible courage for the three of us to share?

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>>1783818
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck! Roll with it.

"It might not be usual, but its more than functional" You say, butterflies are in your stomach and panic calm is achieved.

"Hrmm... Okay." The Halfling smiles as she undoes her towel. "Arin?"

"This could be interesting." he starts to untie his bathtowel. Your mind is internally screaming at the top of its imaginary lungs.

>-------2 and a half hours pass----

You walk out of that bath house the most relaxed your ever been in your life, and a tiny bit pruny. Things like Triple stack and [redacted] fill your thoughts as you stumble from the building like a drunk person. You made sure to tip them VERY well.

this is an open call for lewdsters to lewd us a lewd. Write this encounter down in a pastebin, share it with the class, and depending on its quality Alex might get a mechanical bonus!

>Do some shopping
>Head to the hotel to turn in, you've had a big day.
>Other things to do

>>1783943
>Do some shopping
Maybe stop by a good pastry shop and bring something back for Sattie.

Actually, is it dinnertime yet? We might need to find somewhere for a bite to eat.

>>1783943
Oh yeah, did we get their names in case we come back?

Also, how much did it cost, all in all?

Also also, QM, you have good taste.

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>>1783986

57 for the services, and another 7 in tips for each person. you did purchase the deluxe package. 71 total

Boy toy is Arin
Shortstack is Lilian

>>1783954
>>1783943
Browse the market leisurely, and maybe pick up something for Saturia as a thank you for everything she's done on this trip, and for being such a good friend in general.

>>1783943
>>Do some shopping
Get some Luxury things, and some utility things. Maybe bring Saturia

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>>1783943
Energized by the fact that you just turned in not one, but both of your virgin cards, you decide to get something to commemorate the occasion and maybe get a few essentials as well. It's about halfway in between noon and dusk, and the market is going strong.

You've got 1300 in cash, and goodness gracious is going to be lovely to spend it. Nearly every amenity can be found,. From tailoring shops to Magic item shops you wonder what to choose from first.

>------ open available items for purchase

>-- armor and clothing
> explorers garments 10
Winter clothing 25
Discreet armored Formalwear 85
Full plate armor 700
Bullet resistant vest 100
Gambeson with arming Chains 100
Lewd lingerie 80

>---- adventuring tools
Medical bag 50 10 uses
Herbalism kit 80
Uncharged Amber crystals100 plus 5mp total
portable tool kit50
cheap rations 1 per day
Good rations 5 per day
Exquisite rations 20 per day
Hard candy 1 per bag of 20
1 lb of chocolate 10
Portable bathtub 90
Assorted cookware 50
Live chicken 5 per
Grandfather clock 50

>--- magic items assorted
Chameleon cloak 500
Squirrel suit 600
Portable hole 800
Solar Amber charger 500
Love potion 25( results May Vary)
Flame tongue rod 300
Tantric ritual kit sold out
Magic tattoo inquire for list

>---- weapons
Throwing knives 1 per 2
Battle axe 50
Lance 50
Claymore 100
Estoc 80
Pistol 80
Double-barrel pistol 120
Pepperbox revolver 300
Duckfoot pistol 300
Rifle 120
double-barrel rifle 300
Pepperbox rifle 500
volley gun700
Blunderbuss 250

>>1784629
Lewd Lingerae, Bullet Resistant Vest,
Good rations x 5
Assorted Cookware
Claymore.


>Results may vary
That sounds like it can do anything from fail to create an insane yandere.....although I'm still tempted to get one for that elf bandit should we find her.

We should at least get Saturia a bag of her favorite candy. Some uncharged ambers if we're feeling generous. The amber charger if we're feeling really generous.

>>1784629
Winter clothing 25
Discreet armored Formalwear 85
Lewd lingerie 80
Exquisite rations 20 per day X 5
Love potion 25( results May Vary)
Portable bathtub 90
Estoc 80


Apparently my school ip is banned

>>1784687
I'm one hundred percent for us having a fat cow-elf stalker.

>>1784881
>Obese Cow-elf that sees Alex as some sort of rival that twists into a single minded love/hate.
>"You made me this way because you want me! AnD I wANt YoU!

>>1784793
I support this with changing Exquisite to good

>>1784629
>Lewd lingerie 80
>Good rations 5 per day x2 weeks
>Hard candy 1 per bag of 20 x4
>1 lb of chocolate 10 x2
>Love potion 25( results May Vary)
>Claymore 100

>>1784881
I'd prefer more tsundere than yandere, but I'd still go for it.

>>1785292
>It's not like I want you to milk me or anything idiot, I just thought that you could use a drink.

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d2 + 1)

>>1785292

>>1785343
>>1784629

You search The Market place for anything good. And you do find good things!

>Estoc
> Lewd lingerie
>Winter clothing
>Bullet Resistant Vest
>2 weeks of good rations
>Love potion
> four bags of Hard candy
>2 pounds of chocolate
>Portable Tub
>assorted cookware

>Funds remaining 775 in cash

>Continue shopping
>Go for dinner
>go to hotel to sleep.

>>1785359
Dinner then bed!

>>1785365
>>1785359
Dinner, checking in with Saturia, then bed sounds like a good plan. Today's been a day of celebration for several reasons, and we should make the very most of it before we sleep well and make future plans with our partner in crime the next morning.

>>1785359
>Go for dinner
>Try on our new clothes, including that chainmail bikini we snuck in our bag
>Go to bed
>Midnight snack

>>1785359
>Go for dinner

>>1785427
I'm glad someone else remembered the chainmail bikini.

>>1785581
>>1785427
You know, that chainmail bikini might be enchanted somehow. We didn't let Saturia look at it, and she's the one who usually warns us if something is magical or not.

>>1785359
Continue shopping.

>>1785607
I'm sure it's fine. It can't hurt to try it on in private. Let's do that.

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>>1787912
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