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Urahara candy shop.

At the recommendation of Yata Garasu, your trusted ally, you just approved the development of a very dangerous weapon.
One that could potentially wipe out all members of the Quincy race who have declared war on you.
And even Urahara Kisuke himself has agreed with your decision after a surprisingly small amount of persuasion.
You suspect that his apparent resentment over the idea might have been just for show.

But now that all of that is said and done you are left in the shop itself with two of the smartest people you know.
"Well... now that that's settled, do you actually have a plan about what to do next?
Or was your speech about using that bomb of yours as a last resort just for the sake of appearance?"
Urahara asks you.

"Actually... I have something to tell you two."
You respond.
"Apparently the group that attacked Hueco Mundo were members of a Jagdarmee.
Erm... a hunting unit.
But after I killed their captain the rest of them scattered like insects."

Urahara begins stroking his chin.
"Hmmm...
I think I see what you're getting at.
You're saying that with this unit gone it's unlikely that the assault on your home will continue."

You nod.
"Correct.
If their orders were indeed to inflict as much damage on us as possible then the soldiers wouldn't just run like that once their leader is eliminated."

"It could be that they just realized it's fucking stupid to fight against you."
Yata speaks up in his typical snarky tone.

But you shake your head at that.
"That's very unlikely.
From what I've seen they are heavily indoctrinated.
Even their leader was not only prepared but eager to kill himself if it meant dragging me with him... Or at least heavily wounding me.
I'd say that based on how much they know about me they'd all sacrifice their lives if it meant taking me down.
How many men would it take? Ten thousand? A hundred thousand?
They'd probably think that to be an acceptable trade.
...
No.
The only logical reason why they'd cut their losses like that is if that was never their intention."

"... What?"

"Let me explain what Kaizar is thinking."
Urahara steps up to Yata and pats his shoulder, to which your bird friend elbows him in the nose.
"Basically, Kaizar suspects that the Quincy were only meant to distract him."

"I see.
And with their forces gone like that...
We'd remain defensive for a while just in case they attack us again!"

You nod.
"They've proven that they are willing to sacrifice hundreds if needed just to achieve a greater goal.
It's very likely that all of this was just a very expensive decoy. Meant to remove us from the fight for at least a while."
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"But that still leaves one thing..."
Urahara interrupts you.
"Why did they attack the Kurosakis then?
Surely not for the same reason.
Hell, if they didn't do anything then they wouldn't be any wiser about the Quincy offensive against two planes of the afterlife..."

"What if that's exactly what they want?"
Yata speaks up.

"Hmmm?"

"I mean... Isn't it possible that they want the exact opposite as with us?
What if they WANT those humies to take notice of this?
They ARE quincy, aren't they?"

"I see where you are going.
They simultaneously made sure that the hollows are busy guarding their borders AND that the Kurosakis are sufficiently baited into getting entangled in this mess."

Raising from your seat you look at Urahara.
"That leaves only one place that is guaranteed to be hit!"

"Soul Society..."
Uraharas expression darkens.
"This... is troubling to say the least."
He entwines his fingers and cracks them.
"Well, I believe it's time to call in a few favors."

"Good idea."
You respond.
"There is a group of fullbringers in town.
See if you can't get them to help.
In the meantime I'll inform the Kurosakis and-"

>Ask them for help
>Tell them to stay put

Also:

>Ask those at home for to mobilize
>Order them to stay put while you go and clean up
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>>1832638
>Ask them to stay put, they are a target it seems.

>Moblize the army for deployment
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>>1832638
>Tell them to stay put
If Quincy Hitler wants them involved, then it's best that they don't get involved.

>Ask those at home for to mobilize
At the very least, bring out a few of our heavy hitters. Maybe leave a few back as a contingency. I'd be in favour of dragging Marr, Dante and Nnoitra along while leaving Nel, Tia, A.A. and Starrk as goalkeepers.
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>>1832638
>>Ask them to stay put, they are a target it seems.
>>Moblize the army for deployment

We need to make sure at least 1 of our heavy hitters remains at home to secure the fort, preferably two.

Not sure who would be best desu.
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>>1832661

...

Eh, why did desu appear on my post?

What in the Nine Hells of Ginfu is a desu?
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>>1832638
>>Tell them to stay put
>>Ask those at home for to mobilize
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>>1832666
it's a wordfilter

I like it desu
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Okay then, the Kurosaki stay put while the home boys ready for war.

>writing
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Oh one more thing:

Roll 3d10 please.

DC: 18
Crit: 26
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Rolled 2, 9, 6 = 17 (3d10)

>>1832692
Ded
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Rolled 5, 4, 2 = 11 (3d10)

>>1832692
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Come on boys.
One more!

Or I'll roll the dice and I warn you: I have a notoriously bad luck
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Rolled 9, 2, 4 = 15 (3d10)

>>1832692
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Rolled 1, 2, 1 = 4 (3d10)

>>1832700

Have my shitty roll
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>>1832703
goddammit, we're horrible
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It's all cool.
This was not a major roll
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>>1832705

See my roll negro, mine's fucking abyssmal
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>>1832709
At least you worked it out of your system.
Pray it doesn't happen in combat
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"I'll tell them to stay put."

"An interesting proposition.
But I doubt they'll agree to it.
They.... can be quite hot headed."

"I'm sure they'll see reason.
If they are targeted then it's best that they stay put.
No need to play into the enemies hand."

Urahara nods in acknowledgement.
"How about you?"

"Isn't it obvious?"
You stand up and fasten your belt.
"The denizens of Hueco Mundo are going to war."
After securing Basilisco you look at Yata.
"I expect you to work with him, no matter how painful it may be."

He shrugs.
"Beats being on the frontline.
Heck, the troops will probably thank you for this."

That was your thought as well.
Stepping out of the door you look back one more time.
"Can I expect you to hold the line here?"

"Of course."
Urahara responds.
"However... you should take this."
He hands you a small sphere.
"It's a data streaming device.
I'd like to monitor whatever you come across.
If things get... shall we say 'dire' I'll hop over and lend a hand."

As Hat and Clogs tosses his device You snatch it out of the air.
Contemplating whether or not you trust him enough to hold onto that thing you decide to shrug and pocket it.
Now's not the time to be fighting amongst yourselves.

After taking off in the direction of the Kurosaki clinic you whipped out your communicator and fired it up.
From the other side you immediately heard the voice of Nnoitora.
"Uuuuhhh... 'ello?"

"Nnoitora. It's Kaizar.
Got some orders for you."

"Greeeeeat..."
He spoke sarcastically.

"I think you're going to like this one.
Grab the heavy hitters at home, by the collar if necessary.
You are to enter Soul Society en masse!"

"Huh... ye'r right.
I do like this plan!
But why? Shouldn't we defend home instead?"

"The attack was likely a trick.
Their main target is the reapers."

"And they'll find us instead.
Heh... I'll get the boys.
Well maybe not Starrk. Nobody needs his lazy ass."

From the background you can hear someone shouting in anger.
"I heard that!"

"Aaanyway-"
Spoony resumes.
"we'll be there. Just don't expect us to wait around all day for you if those wannabe Yous show up."

That comment made you smile just a bit, mostly because you know he doesn't mean it as an insult.
"Right. If they are stupid enough to attack you, kick their ass. Don't wait for me.
Oh and one more thing!
Since the quincy have 'tamed' some of us the reapers will attack you on sight unless you give them a pass phrase.
The End lies in the deepest abyss.
Don't forget it."

"Something something, abyss.
Got it.
HEY BOYS! LOOKS LIKE WE'LL BRING THE DICK TO THE QUINCY INSTEAD!
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND GET THE LUBE!"
And with that he hang up before you could express your frustration.
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>>1832743

>>Something something, abyss.

Goddammit Spoony.

We're going to have to stop him from killing some shinigami aren't we?
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>>1832743
Good god I love Spoon head in this series.
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With your conversation now over you pocket your communicator and make your way towards the Kurosaki Clinic at max speed.
Upon getting close enough you found the Quatro Bestias surrounding the house in what must be the bitchiest fence in the worlds history.
As you land you hear the calls of Alex.

"DAD!"
She runs up to you and gives you a jumping hug.
Her eyes look at you as they fill with tears.
"What's happening?"

You pat her on the head and reassure her with a smile.
"It's okay sweetie.
They attacked the city. You can guess what we did to them."

She composes herself and nods.
"Right.
So... what now?"

"We're taking the fight to them.
Which is why I came back here.
You are needed more on the front lines."

"H-Huh? What about the humans?
Who'll protect them?"

"We have reasons to believe that the enemy wants them to get involved.
So they probably won't attack them again.
Or if they do I'm sure they can defend themselves."

After giving the girls their orders about what to do next as well as the pass code they disappeared into the gaping abyss of the Garganta.
With them out of the picture you opened up the door but only after giving a quick pulse with your energy in order to alert the Kurosakis to your presence.
Hearing your knock on the door Isshin opened up, clearly on guard.

"Oh... so it is you."

"You know it."

"Well? How did it go?"

"Our home got hit.
We fended them off. But now they are after Soul Society."

"Uh-huh..:
And what are you gonna do about it?"

"We'll meet them over there of course and ask them to stop.
With our fists and steel."

"Sounds cool.
I'm in."

"Actually... may I come in?"

"Sure."

After stepping through the door you are greeted to the entire Kurosaki family plus Tia and Arisawa.
They are all looking at you quite expectantly so you waste no time and take center stage.

"Well I've been to Urahara and...
I've got bad news.
Hueco Mundo just got hit by the Quincy. But we suspect it was to divert our attention from their true target.
The Soul Society."

"So that's why Nii-sama left so hastily..."
Rukia muses.

"Possibly."
You resume.
"I've already given the order to my men.
Even as we speak they are making their way to the shinigami. So for the time being we are allied with the Soul Society...
Which brings me to this part.
You may have noticed that I sent your guards away.
That's because Urahara suspects the Quincy attacked you in order to draw you into the conflict.
Which leads us to believe that they won't attack you again.
It's because of this that I must ask you, for your sake, to remain here and under no circumstance should you enter the Soul Society."

Hearing this Ichigo stands up so quickly his chair falls backwards.
"I refuse!"

Raising an eyebrow you look at him.
"Excuse you?"
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"You're saying that the Soul Society will be attacked!
And you expect us to sit at home, in relative safety while all those people are in danger?
I'm sorry but I'm not just gonna stand by while my brother in law and others are being attacked!"

Hearing Ichigos yelling his daughter began crying and Rukia tries her best to calm her down.

While that's happening Isshin also steps up.
"I'm sorry but I'll have to take the side of my dumbass son this time.
While normally I'd punch him for having such a stupid idea I also can't stand by while innocents are getting hurt.
Call it stupidity... I call it compassion."

"Dear-"
Masaki speaks up.

"Sorry Honey...
You know I want nothing more than to stay here but I can't just ignore my duties when my former home is being ravaged.
I'm sorry."

"No... I-"
Masaki steels herself before speaking up.
"I know how you feel.
I just wanted to say that I feel ashamed for not joining you.
Sadly I've been out of shape for years now. I'm no fighter anymore."

"Don't worry Mom!
We'll fight for you! We are Quincy just like you!"

"Y-Yuzu!"

"We've been practicing just for something like this!
If we won't put our gifts to good use now, then why did we even bother?
I want to save people!"

Her sister shortly follows suit.
"Can't believe I agree with Ichi-nii for once but... here we are.
I also want to come.
Dad?"

Isshin looks conflicted but he shortly crumbles under all that pressure.
"Damn...
I don't like the idea but I guess it can't be helped.
You all look so adamant about this.
Guess it's decided then."
He looks at his daughter in law.
"Rukia.
You, Rena and Masaki should head for Uraharas just in case.
It could be dangerous with just you around."

The shinigami girl looks hesitant but she nods.
"Please... Protect my brother!"

Both Isshin and Ichigo grin and speak up simultaneously.
"You bet I will!"
But noticing this they headbutted each other angrily.
"HUH?! What gave you the idea she was talking to you?!"
They go on like this for a while.

Meanwhile you are left scratching your head at this display.

>Reluctantly agree to transport them
>Just leave without them
>Other? (write-in)
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>>1832821
>>Reluctantly agree to transport them
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>>1832821
>>Reluctantly agree to transport them
>>Other? (Write-in)
Leave Captain Wiggles with them to protect them.
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>>1832821
>>Other? (write-in)

You do realize you have an infant daughter to think about right?

I mean, assume I'm wrong and they do attack here again, are you prepared to leave her undefended?

Or hell, if I'm right you're walking right into a trap head first.

You want to fight with us, I can see that, even agree with it, but you have to know when to pick your battles.

This is a fight where the best case scenario has you walking right into your opponent's hands.

I'm not saying to sit this one out in it's entirety, but at least let someone do some kind of intelligence gathering so we can learn exactly what the hell they want you for.

I'd rather not lose the war and my friends because we gave these fuckers an easy win.
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>>1832821
>Just leave without them.
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>>1832843
this is good, changing for this
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Okay, the write-in will be used.

>writing
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"You do realize you have an infant daughter, right?!
Let's say that I'm wrong and they DO attack here once more.
What then?
Or better yet, let's say I walk straight into a trap and you follow me!
You all want to help in the fight, I get that. Hell I even agree with it!
But you must pick your fights carefully.
I'm not saying to skip out on this fight entirely!
Just let me gather some intelligence while out there before you jump in head first and play into the enemies hand.
Look."

You reach into your pocket and produce the small sphere that Urahara gave you.
"This is a device that Urahara gave me.
It supposedly records things while I'm on the other side.
So here's my plan: Go to the Urahara shop, all of you.
And while there you will be privy to all that I witness.
I'd rather not endanger all of you unnecessarily!
So... will you listen to me?"

After a few minutes of pause they look at each other and silently nod.
"Very well Kaizar."
Isshin speaks for all of them.
"You've made your point.
We get it. And we'll follow your plan... for now.
But don't expect us to stand by forever."

"Wouldn't dream of it.
All I ask is that you be careful.
You who are still 'living'."

They nod and then look at each other once more.
"Okay gang.
Let's pack some food and some other stuff for Rena and visit that creepy guy in the candy store."

"Oh, him?"
Yuzu speaks in surprise.
"I didn't realize he was spiritually active.
And I go there often!
Mostly because I get a huge discount on everything for some reason..."

Isshin pauses at this.
"Sweetie, once this is over you and I will sit down and have a long talk.
And hopefully I won't have to choke a bitch by the end of it."

"Dad! Not in front of the baby!"

"Oh like she can even understand!"

While still bickering and arguing between themselves the Kurosakis slowly pack what they need and make their way for the Urahara shop.
The only ones left are you, Harribel and Tatsuki.
You give the human girl a stern look.
"That includes you too Tatsuki."

"Yeah... sorry but no.
Dante is going, right?"

"Listen! If I allowed you to come HE'd be the first one to kick my ass for it!
Even HE knows how dumb of an idea that is!"

"And we both know that if I'm not there to make him focus that idiot is going to get himself killed!
Sorry but I'm not taking that chance!
Now let's go before Ichigo realizes I stayed here..."

"Are you really willing to risk your life like that?!"

"He would risk his life for me.
So yes. And you need all the extra firepower you can get.
I'm coming. That's it."

Harribel steps up to you and joins in.
"I understand how you feel Arisawa.
However this is still very dangerous..."

"I'm well aware.
I'll be careful, okay?"

Not feeling like arguing anymore you sigh and open up the Garganta.
"Fine! Just get in before I change my mind!"

"Sweet! You're the best Kaizar!"

"Or the worst..."
You grumble.
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>>1832939

This is where we knock her out and stow her somewhere right?

We're not letting the squishy human come with us into a warzone right?

Right?!
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>>1832939
oh hey I almost forgot Dante and Tatsuki were a thing.

I thought for the longest time she secretly had something for Kaizar but now that'd be creepy with her dating his grandkid
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Realizing that arguing with Tatsuki would do nothing didn't make taking her with you any easier.
But you did and the whole way there your wife was inquiring you about your decision.

"Are you sure about this?"

"No, I'm not.
But I'd have a better chance at stopping global warming then stopping her.
And if I knocked her out I'd never hear the end of it.
I'll just glue her to Dantes backside and hope for the best."
You grumble to Tia as you traverse the abyss.

But upon exiting the Garganta and taking the first step into the Seireitei at the location where all the Senkaimon are located you saw that you weren't the only one that had an unwanted tag-along as Asher of all people was there being closely observed by hooded shinigami.
Seeing you appear with your fellows Alex shouts to you.

"D- I mean! Kaizar!
Over here!"

You take a few steps to them and the shinigami stand in your way.
"HALT! What's the password?"

"Really?"
You ask him inquisitively.
"Are you new or something?"

"PASSWORD!"

"I'm the fucking Fear Eater.
And I'll eat more than just your fear if you don't fuck off this instance!"

The guys eyes open wide and he begins to visibly sweat.
"H-HEY GUYS! LEAVE THEM BE!"

With these pests out of your way you walked up to your adoptive daughter.
"Alex... and Asher.
What's going on here?"

The old priests steps up and takes responsibility for his actions.
"Sorry. My bad.
That freaky guy with the funny hat gave Jackie and the others a call while I happened to be there.
They told me everything and so I asked Alex for a ride.
Oh hey Tatsuki!"

"Father.
...
Mother?"

"Don't push it human!"
Alex snaps at her and then turns to you.
"Don't look at me like that!
I protested as much as possible but he still wouldn't listen!"

"Both of you are here risking your lives.
The least I can do is help.
And hey... maybe your wish will come true and I'll finally die!"

"DON'T. JOKE ABOUT THIS!"

While scratching your head at the bizarre scene you look at one of the shinigami in the distance.
"You! Come here!
How's the situation?!"

He looks at you in fear.
"Erm... nothing so far."
Just as he spoke up a massive explosion went off in the distance and several spiritual signatures appeared all over the place.
"Correction. Something just happened!"

"Yeah I noticed smartass!"

>Regroup with the other arrancars.
>Call the other group and tell them it's hunting season
>Locate the largest signal and go for it
>Other? (write-in)
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>>1833016
>Call the other group and tell them it's hunting season
>Locate the largest signal and go for it
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>>1833016
>>Locate the largest signal and go for it
>>Other? (write-in)
Send the others to get the other arrancars while you delay. Send the shinigami to get all possible people who can record information to moniter and record the enemy's data.
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>>1833016
>Call the other group and tell them it's hunting season

Just co-ordinate targets.

We don't need everyone converging on the biggest dude, which is what all these lovable chucklefucks will do if they aren't given some orders.
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>>1833016
>>Call the other group and tell them it's hunting season
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>>1833016
>>Call the other group and tell them it's hunting season
>>
Okay then...

Since you chose to go for the big 'un you should roll 3d10 to see if you ACTUALLY make it there.

Best of 3.
DC: 18

>writing
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Rolled 10, 1, 2 = 13 (3d10)

>>1833075
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>>1833079
fuck, I have zero luck today
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>>1833016
>Call the other group and tell them it's hunting season
>Locate the largest signal and go for it
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Rolled 6, 2, 2 = 10 (3d10)

>>1833075
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Rolled 7, 5, 9 = 21 (3d10)

>>1833075
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Rolled 10, 5, 8 = 23 (3d10)

>>1833075
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>>1833086

Oh Goodie looks like we're getting there while the meat's still fresh.
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Quickly you use your communicator and much like before Nnoitora picks it up.
"Hello?"

"I assume you feel this."

"All I feel is an erection so you'll have to be quick before all the blood in my body rushes there and I can't think straight anymore."

"Just wanted to call and wish you a happy hunt.
And make sure to spread the love around, there is plenty for everyone.
But the big one is mine."

"Got it.
Anythin' else?"

"Yeah. I'll send over some of ours.
So expect the reinforcements.
And... be careful. All of you."

"Sheesh you almost sound like you worry about us.
And that's insulting!
But anyway gotta go! Too much talking, not enough murdering!"
And with that he hung up on you.

With a sigh you turn to the Quatro Bestias and the humans that are accompanying you.
"All of you!
Group up with the others.
Remember your training and watch out for each other!
Got it?"

"Right!"
The ladies speak in unison while Asher and Tatsuki just nod.

In the end they all depart and only Tia remains at your side while the shinigami are scattering in a panicked state.
She looks at you expectantly.
"Shall we?"

"Ladies first."

She takes you up on your offer and kicks off towards the big, fat target on your mental radar.
As you approach the strongest signature you start feeling the sheer amount of power radiating from it.
But that's not the only thing that gets your attention.
Left and right various reiatsus flare up one after another.
Not only that but explosions go off all around you and fires start to spread not only around woody areas but it seems like the actual stone structures are ablaze in certain places.
Soon enough you find out why exactly that is.

As more and more pillars of reishi appear many more signatures disappear.
And in that timespan you find yourself staring at a massive wall of pure white fire.
Stopping abruptly in your tracks you look at the strange anomaly and a voice in your head begins speaking.

"I'd watch where I step if I were you...
I dealt with every kind of fire imaginable and still I've never seen anything like this.
It burns everything it touches.
Almost as if-"


"It's burning reishi..."

"Yes... and it's hot.
Not that you can't feel it.
I'm just warning you. Don't touch that because even you'll get hurt by this."


You look at Tia.
"Can you do anything about this?"

"No... this is way too hot.
I don't think mere water will be enough.
Not until it dies down a bit."

"Got it."
You then point upwards and you jump with your wife in tow.
As you reach above the flames you both create platforms of reishi to stand upon.
"Looks like they didn't count on arrancars being present..."

"Good."
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

Rolling for someone else
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Hey guys what'd I mis-
>>1833194
I assume this is bad, yes?
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>>1833228
For someone it is
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As you two make your way further in you encounter the second hurdle in your path.
A literal wall of Quincy firing at you a constant stream of deadly projectiles.
Luckily the two of you combined are more than enough to overwhelm this ironclad defense.

Tia summons a torrential stream of water while you charge up a Cero in order to brute force your way through them.
After getting past them the Quincy didn't even bother to chase after you, realizing how outmatched they really are.

Dashing through the place you quickly figure out just what in tarnation they were guarding when you reach a wide, open field.
Judging by the surrounding ruins and the unnaturally flat ground this place used to have a lot of buildings before.
But not anymore.
And in the middle of all this stood a man.
Well, two men to be precise but one of them was clearly following a few steps behind the other one.

Looking at his attire which widely differed from that of all other Quincy you'd say he's either very important or he is THE most important of them all.
His reaction at your approach only confirms this suspicion of yours as he barely even recognizes your presence.
Instead he turns away from you and resumes his brisk walk.
Rather than saying a word you stomp hard enough to cause the ground to quake.

This at least got his attention.
"Haschwalth..."

"Yes Your Majesty."
The blonde man following the guy with the long cape turns around to face you.
"Get them."

As he spoke up his shadow extended and formed a massive quincy cross as it erupted from the ground.
From this gateway dozens upon dozens of Soldat emerged.
Judging by their gold trimmed attire these men are more powerful than the standard footsoldier.
And they waste no time opening fire on you with weapons just like the one Opie tried to use on you.

"So... those are arrows."
You muse to yourself as about fifty of those things are shot at you.

Without so much as making a sound the two of you began knocking the ones that were about to hit you out of the air.
But once you stopped them all they didn't even try to open fire again as something else caught their attention.
And apparently even the head honcho took notice of that 'thing'.

Much like with you the ground began shaking under your feet but unlike yours this was a constant one, like a proper earth quake.
In seconds the source of this phenomena revealed himself as Zaraki walked out of the woods with what appeared to be about a dozen blood corpses piled atop each other on his back.
Laughing like a maniac he walked a few feet forward and dropped his little art project on the ground.

"You shouldn't litter you know!
Now since you made me clean it up... I'm gonna make you EAT this garbage!"
Kenpachi then grins like a rabid animal about to pounce any second.
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>>1833242
OH SHIT THIS IS GETTING GOOD
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Mister Muttonchops barely even seems to register Zaraki and instead he's fixated on the corpses of the Soldat he so graciously brought to him.
"Haschwalth..."

"Yes, Your Majesty?"

"I changed my mind."
Then he turns around to face both you and Zaraki at the same time.

>Stay out of Kennys way and just observe him.
>Tell Tia to take care of the blonde guy while you team up with Zaraki
>All in.
>Other? (write-in)
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>>1833271
>>All in.
Everyone, get 'n'ere!
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>>1833271
>>All in.
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>>1833271
>Tell Tia to take care of the blonde guy while you team up with Zaraki

Ayyyyy
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>>1833271
>All in.
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>>1833271
>All in.

I wonder if we can convert any quincy to our cause. Could be useful in more than one way.
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>>1833271
>>All in.
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Wow erm... okay

Roll 3d10
Best of 3.
DC 20. Crit 25

>writing
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Rolled 7, 4, 1 = 12 (3d10)

>>1833327

Please Please Please
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Rolled 5, 9, 6 = 20 (3d10)

>>1833327
This is where we fuck up
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Rolled 3, 10, 5 = 18 (3d10)

>>1833327
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>>1833334

Not today thanks to you good sir!
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>>1833333
Holy shit how could this go unnoticed?
And such an underwhelming roll?
Blasphemy
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>>1833390

The gods are cruel and play games with the souls of men.

That and the fact that they were clearing saving power for the dude right after me.
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Not wanting to waste this wonderful opportunity you draw your sword and your wife does the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpkkpD-XALU

"Mend and Maim..."

"Destroy..."

"Basilisco!"

"Tiburón!"

With your reiatsu unleashed the air begins to crackle with energy.
Feeling your growing power and desire to kill was enough to cause Zaraki to go overboard.
Swinging his sword wildly he begins to charge the head Quincy while laughing like a maniac.
Following his example you do something similar but a bit more collected.

You, Harribel and Zaraki all raise your swords and swing with all your might.
But rather than the sight of spouting blood or the sound of tearing flesh, you see sparks and hear the sound of metal clashing against... something.

As the force of your strike rebounds from the Quincy Kings body it travels back into your respective swords and eventually your arms.
While you and Tia take a step back in surprise Zaraki doesn't and instead he finds blood trickling down his hand as it was torn open by the hilt of his very sword.

"What the fuck?"
He gasps in disbelief.

The reiatsu of the quincy combined with Blut Vene was powerful enough to completely negate all of your attacks.
And since Zarakis skin is not actually iron he felt the full, unmitigated force of his own attack.

Smiling at your misfortune His Majesty removes a strange medal from his coat and within a moment turns it into an actual physical sword.
Not only is his method of creating an actual physical object out of reishi instead of the typical energy weapon produced by the more common stock but his creation of the holy weapon looked eerily similar to a fullbrings transformation.

Raising his weapon he looks down at you and swings with full force.
You quickly raise your blade and attempt to block it.
But even though you successfully stopped his attack you still felt the nigh irresistible force behind it as the ground caves in under you.
His switch from Blut Vene to Arterie was not only quick but you barely even noticed him doing it.

As your wife sees this she focuses herself and tries to slash at the Quincies neck with her water engulfed in waves of surging water.
Sadly before she could make contact the King disappeared with a flash of hirenkyaku.
Now repositioned His Majesty palm thrusts Tia and she is sent flying backwards.

Seeing him attacking her like that makes your blood practically boil, which gives you a great idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHTgqLwx81c

Activating Assault Mode you grip hard on the manifested Basilisco and try to lock your sword with his.
Once engaged in a clash of weapons you remove one hand from the handle and decide to punch him straight in the face.
Though successful he switched to Blut Vene just in time to prevent you from dealing damage to him.
He grins at this while your fist is still somewhat buried in his skin.

But you ignore him and scream.
"SCHNELLGANG!"
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Still touching the kings face with your knuckles fresh new power begins to flow through them.
And once the energy fills your entire body it explodes outward.
Defying the laws of physics almost completely your fist begins moving forward despite being completely stationary just moments ago.
The sound of your hand finally forcing His Majesty to move was unmistakable.

Like the crack of a whip, or the release of an overdrawn bow.
The Quincy Kings head spins around as your 0 inch punch spins him by the head.

SNAP

The King.
His Majesty. The Untouchable One.
Just got sent flying.

But as he spun around in the air he quickly disappeared as he focused reiryoku under his feet and glided on them at incredible speeds.
The sound of Hirenkyaku could be heard as he moved behind your back.
His eyes filled with rage he swung down at you.

Quickly turning around you only have enough time to clap your hands together as the edge of his swords gets closer in hopes of catching it.
As your iron grip clamps down around it you feel the Kings ungodly strength trying to force it harder and harder.
Luckily for you he won't get the time needed to kill you as Harribel also raises her weapon.

"TRIDENT"
Her sword glows bright yellow with reiryoku as she swings it down.

Sensing her approach the King raises a hand and thrusts with his palm.
To everyones shock his Blut Arterie was enough to overpower Tias attack and shatter her sword completely.

But as all this chaos was going on a shadow made his move.
Rising from behind the King Zaraki laughed like a maniac as he removed his eye patch and delivered a downward swing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Gk_GXgiJU

Kenpachis swing came down hard as it cut into His Majesties flesh.
Once it left his backside the blade hit the soil and it sent quite a large cloud of dust into the air.
In the ensuing confusion the Quincy King retreated using Hirenkyaku and the rest of you finally got a time to take a breather.

With one swing of your hand you clear the dust storm Zaraki caused and look at your opponent as blood is dripping from his backside.
He looks positively mad.

Ignoring him you turn to your wife and turn off Assault Mode just long enough to fix her sword.

>Let's go all out!
>This isn't gonna work, we need a plan!
>Other? (write-in)
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>>1833590
>Let's go all out!
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>>1833590
>>Let's go all out!
man i am so glad Hollow hard counters the ever living shit out of quincy for this quest.
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>>1833590

Holy fucking shit we're actually hurting the bastard!


>Let's go all out!

We gotta keep the pressure up, if we don't he's just going to either heal up, bail, or do some other bullshit to fuck with us.
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>>1833590
>>Let's go all out!
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>>1833590
>>Let's go all out!
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>>1833590

>Let's go all out!

If we injure him enough, I propose eating him
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Balls to the wall it is.

Roll the dice again!
Best of 3
DC 18 Crit 23
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Rolled 4, 9, 5 = 18 (3d10)

>>1833672
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Rolled 5, 5, 9 = 19 (3d10)

>>1833672
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Rolled 2, 5, 7 = 14 (3d10)

>>1833672
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Rolled 2, 5, 9 = 16 (3d10)

>>1833672
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>>1833684
>>1833677
eh at least we passed on beating up the resident irritant.
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We already killed main boss?
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>>1833758
this isn't even his final form
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>>1833758
not yet, mind you he has a metric fuckload of power still going on even though we got him hurting. hes the type of boss you gotta whittle down his health bar a bit at a time.
also we need to take out his buttbuddy since he can tag in as final boss if things go too far south.
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>>1833766

Would it even make a difference?
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"DON'T LET UP!"
You scream at Kenpachi who doesn't really look like he needs much encouragement.

Then you turn back to your wife and just share a quick nod with her before jumping back into the fray.
Activating Schnellgang once more you charge your target.
But rather than reacting to you he speaks softly to his subordinate.
"Haschwalth..."

Without a word the blonde quincy quickly rushes between you and His Majesty.
He draws his sword which doesn't appear to be a standard quincy weapon but rather an actual, honest to God sharpened piece of metal.
Pulling your clenched fist backwards you deliver a punch with your entire body weight and all your inertia behind it.
To your surprise he blocks it by raising his sword.

A circular wave of energy is released after your clash and your eyes go wide at just how strong this apparent subordinate is.
His power easily rivals the Kings and that's saying something.

Unleashing a quick barrage of punches in order to overwhelm him you find him parrying each and every one of them.
What's more is that he is also capable of firing energy attacks from his sword much like Opie.
But his are much stronger, if that's even possible.

Worried by the current situation, you look at the others in order to see how they fare.
A mistake on which your opponent is fully intent to capitalize on.
As you dodge a few quick slashes from blondie before you the fight with the King unfolds before your eyes.

Tia is making an obvious effort not to stand on the opposite end of the Quincy as Zaraki but the bloodthirsty shinigami is not making that easy.
Still laughing like a madman he's delivering slash after slash at the Quincy King but to no effect.
But as the fight goes on you see something starting to settle down on His Majesties face. Panic.
It appears that his Daten was not perfect when it comes to Kenpachi, indeed his growth in power surprises even you.

"Good."
You muse to yourself.

"You should be concerned with your own well being."

"And you should worry about your King.
I hope he has regicide insurance!"

"Hpmh..."

As you exchange a few more blows you keep paying attention to the other fight.
Tia finally managed to position herself just right as Zaraki is stuck in an engagement with His Majesty.
She raises a finger on her free hand and begins charging her energy.

"Cero Oscuras!"

She fires and her attack lets out an ear splitting roar.

As the deadly, black cero flies through the air the King takes note of this and promptly bitch slaps Kenpachi about 30 yards away from him.
He stretches out his hand and a slew of roman numbers begin to pour out of it.
"KIRCHENLIED: SANKT ZWINGER!"

From the ground before the King white energy constructs erupt and surround him.
As the Cero flies it collides with these freshly made walls and explodes.
When the dust settles not a dent can be seen on the so called "Church" much to the Kings amusement.
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Laughing at this the King begins to gloat.
"FOOLISH HOLLOW!
BEHOLD THE ULTIMATE DEFENSIVE WARD!
ALL WHO ENTER ARE JUDGED BY THE LIGHT OF GOD HIMSELF!
You filthy creatures are no match to its power!"

Using Sonído Tia appears above the construct and raises her sword.
"Sorry. But I'm a non believer...
Cascada."


After creating about a large lakes worth of water in the air she lowers her sword and the entire waterfall begins to assault the church walls.
Her eyes narrow as her attack appears to be ineffective.

"I see. You must be deaf..."
The King gloats further.
"No matter. Even a fool will learn if you beat things into his mind hard enough..."

"You are mistaken.
I'm well aware that this won't do a thing.
I'm just the distraction."

The Kings eyes widen in surprise and he begins to turn his head to the side.
A rising signature of reiatsu signals his demise as Kenpachi charges the wall protecting the Quincy King.
He hits the wall with all of his might but it's useless.

His Majesty appears to calm down a bit and he even looks like he's about to gloat some more but Zarakis continuously rising reiatsu silences him before he could even start.
"What's this?!"

Letting out a long scream Zaraki speaks up.
"DRINK! NOZARASHI!"

With explosive force his sword quickly transforms into a massive cleaver like hunk of steel.
The massive abomination cuts through the supposedly "impenetrable" walls of the church like it was wet tissue paper.
Not only that but it keeps going until it actually hacks one of the Kings arms clean off.
Grasping at his now missing limb the King screams in pain.

But his ordeals are not over yet as Harribel uses Sonído in order to get right in front of him with water swirling around her blade.
"La Gota!"
Her condensed water attack shoots out and hits His Majesty in his abdominal region, knocking him back and causing him to cough up blood.

Seeing this Haschwalth quickly disengages from you and hurries to His Majesties side.
Strangely enough you didn't even detect a hint of worry from him and you could swear he let out a silent "Tch" as he turned around.
He stands over the King and speaks to him.

"Are you all right, Your Majesty?"

"DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ALRIGHT?!"
The King coughs up a few mouthfuls of blood after that.

Haschwalth then reaches for his ear where his communicator is presumably.
After a few nods he turns back to His Majesty.
"I believe we should retreat."

"And... what about the-"

"We got some results."

"Good..."

But as the two of them were talking Kenpachi made his way to them with his massive murder stick.
"ENOUGH FUCKING CHIT-CHAT!"
He attempts to swing his blade but Haschwalth stands before him.
With but one quick gaze from him Kenpachi erupts in a geyser of blood and falls to the ground harmlessly.

Then his shadow begins to extend and grow, signaling his retreat.

>Attempt to finish them off
>Let them go and heal Kenny
>Other? (write-in)
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>>1833877
>Let them go and heal Kenny
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>>1833877
>Let them go and heal Kenny
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>>1833877
>>Let them go and heal Kenny

Wouldn't be able to kill him now regardless, let's keep one of the heavy hitters on our side alive.

Besides, we bloodied the cunt, I'm content with that.
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>>1833877

>>Let them go and heal Kenny

Gotta keep in the Ken man
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>>1833877
>>Let them go and heal Kenny
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So does anyone else think this is just Ywatch's body double OMG fought?
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>>1833947

If so, we should try and find him before he gets ganked by him and then the real Ywatch
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Saving Kenny it is

>writing
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>>1833947
Wouldn't put it past the asshole.

Either way we should get to OMG before he does if we leg it.
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>>1834003
Kenny's a good dude, he fits right in with the Hueco Mundo crew and it'd be a shame if he died.

Ironically he's one of the least racist shinigami in the damn society.
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>>1834116
Get kenny to meet the Hueco Mundo dragon. Shenanigans bound to happen
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As the two Quincy leave you can see the frustration in the Kings eyes.
This pleases you immensely.

Once they left however you walked up to Kenpachi in order to examine his wounds.
They are numerous and very deep.
You have no idea how could that blonde asshole inflict such sever wounds on somebody without you even noticing his movements.
But here it is.

After putting him back together he gets back to his senses and groans.
"Ugh... what happened?
Did I... lose?"

"No big guy.
You won.
They... cheated somehow."

"Cheated eh?
I guess that ain't too bad then.
Still... the fact that I fell for it pisses me off.
But... I got him good didn't I?"

"That you did.
Say... when did you learn how to do that?"

"Not too long ago.
When I fought Ikkaku for fun."
Zaraki then cracks his neck as he looks around.
"Sounds quiet.
Did the fighting stop?"

"It did."

"Bummer."
He swings his oversized sword over his shoulder and it turns back into its regular form.
"Guess I gotta go back then.
See how my stupid division did or somethin'."

"Good idea."
You speak to him and purposefully don't mention that your best fighters are also here in the Soul Society.
It's best Kenny keeps his bloodlust for the enemy.
"In the meantime I'll go check in with the old man himself."

"Huh? Why?"

"To talk as the leaders of our respective groups.
You know, official stuff."

"Uh-huh...
You do that then."
With that Kenny took off in the direction of the Seireiteis border.
Your guess is that he is not a very good navigator.

Turning over to Tia you look at her.
"Are you alright?"

She takes a moment to examine herself.
"Yes. I was not injured.
How about you?"

"My own technique did more damage to me than they did to be honest.
But I still don't feel good about this fight."

"I don't think using your second resurrection would've helped much.
At best they just run away, at worst all of them swarm the area and overwhelm us.
And I don't think you could've got an easy victory with it either."

"Well it's too late to think about that.
The time has passed.
So let's deal with the current events."

"Agreed."
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With Zaraki leaving, the two of you also took off and headed for the center of the Seireitei.
On the way there you are greeted by the familiar sight of the ruined court of pure souls.
It feels like you've seen this place in ruin more than you've seen it intact.

Passing by a few division grounds you receive a few nervous gazes from nearby shinigami, mostly members of the 4th Squad or people who are either wounded or on patrol.
But you mostly ignore most of these distractions as you head for the 1st divisions barracks.

The guards standing outside look familiar to you and you quickly realize that you've scared them quite a few times already.
As such they offer you little resistance and let you inside.
After getting past several other guards who were a lot less helpful than the initial guys you arrive before the office of Captain Commander Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni.

Briefly knocking on the door you let yourself in and speak loudly.
"Excuse me!"

But not only do you not get a reply but you also see that the Commander was not more than a few feet away from you.
So he purposefully didn't greet you.
He's sitting with his back turned to the door and looking at a plate full of hot tea without drinking from it.

"Come in..."
He slowly spoke up after a few minutes of silence.

Realizing from the tone of his voice that something must've happened you try to be a but more careful this time.
"Is the time appropriate?
Because if not I can-"

"No. Stay."
His words sound heavy and painful.
"Please... sit."

Taking a seat in front of him you attempt to look the commander in the eyes but they appear to be quite cloudy.
He only seems to acknowledge your presence when Tia also sits down next to you.
"Hmmm? And you are?"

"Tier Harribel.
I'm Kaizars wife.
Nice to meet you."

"Likewise..."

You give voice to your concerns and speak to the troubled Captain.
"What happened Commander?"

"We've... suffered losses.
Terrible, terrible losses.
One amongst many was my trusted Lieutenant, Sasakibe Chōjirō Tadaoki.
He's served me since the very foundation of the Gotei 13.
And now... I can't even give him a proper funeral because of the High Alert status that's in effect."
He clenches his fists hard.
"I must thank you Kaizar Soize.
If it weren't for you and the assistance of your men then the number of our losses would be much higher.
And even still... we lost many soldiers. Several seated officers and even a Lieutenant...
I shudder to think what would've happened without you..."

Finally sensing the full weight of his pain you try to reach out to him.
"My apology Commander.
And I share your pain. We also lost good men due to the Quincies..."

He takes a deep breath.
"Thank you. You also have my sympathy.
Now then... let us discuss things while we still have the time."
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He takes a cup and finally drinks from it, even if only a little.
"I... forgot to mention something.
While many of our members were killed in the initial attack there were so much more injuries.
To even our captains."

"Y-You aren't serious!"

"I'm afraid I am.
The enemies elite unit did a great amount of damage.
They call themselves the Sternritter. And as far as I'm aware they each represent a letter in the english alphabet with their powers corresponding to it somehow.
Each of the ones we encountered had power comparable to that of a Captain... And what's worse..."
He looks you dead in the eye and you feel him peering straight into your soul.
"They have stolen several of our Captain class fighters' bankai."

Both you and Tia are shocked by this.
"Are you serious?!"

"Deadly.
According to our reports only a handful were unlucky enough to fall for this trap.
So far we are aware of Captain Kommamura, Hitsugaya, Feng, Asato and Lieutenant Abarai had their powers stolen from them.
What's more... our units reported that these Quincy were then able to utilize these Bankai and use them as if it was theirs..."

"T-That's bad!
That's VERY bad!"

"An understatement...
I also have reason to suspect my own Lieutenants bankai was also stolen before he was killed.
So in short... I'm positively furious.
I hope you have a plan Kaizar Soize, because I don't believe I can keep a level head any longer.
When their next attack comes... I'll meet them head on and cremate them all."

"Heh... I forgot how much I liked the old bastard!"

"Not now Mera!"
You whisper.

>Tell the commander about your encounter with the King
>Assure him that your troops will assist them however they can
>Propose a plan for him (write-in)
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>>1834258
>Tell the commander about your encounter with the King
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>>1834258
>Tell the commander about your encounter with the King

other than putting a tracker on one of them sternritter, i dont know what to do
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>>1834258
>Tell the commander about your encounter with the King
>Tell him about the nuke
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>>1834258
>Tell the commander about your encounter with the King
>Assure him that your troops will assist them however they can
>Propose a plan for him (write-in)
We tell him about the Vizard's, their ability to use Hollow reiatsu, and then we go look for Ikkaku
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Okay then

>writing

And this might be today last string of updates.
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"Commander, I don't know what to say to you other than...
My men will remain here and assist you."

"Thank you Kaizar Soize but I believe that is unnecessary at this point."

"Huh?!"

"I don't intend on letting this 'war' go on any longer.
The next time the Quincy show up I will personally execute their so called King right before their eyes.
Then I'll proceed to obliterate every last member of their race."

"COMMANDER! THAT'S-"

"Extreme? Preposterous? Genocide?
It matters not.
All of this happened because I wasn't thorough enough a thousand years ago.
Now I won't be so kind."

"You don't understand.
We've engaged the King of the Quincy just now!
I don't believe fighting, let alone killing him will be that easy."

"Hmmm... You're saying you survived?"

"Yes! But we outnumbered them 3 to 2.
My wife, Captain Zaraki and I only barely managed to injure him!
And Zaraki even released his sword! It barely did a thing!"

"Captain Zaraki did?
That's not something I expected to hear in my lifetime...
Still it makes no difference.
There is difference between power and power Kaizar Soize.
And I intend to show you just what that means!"

You sigh in frustration.
"You're not listening to reason Commander!
We are currently developing a weapon capable of exterminating the Quincy as a whole.
But even though I approved its creation I wouldn't use it unless it's an absolute necessity!"

"You speak like that because they haven't taken away something, someone you love from the bottom of your heart.
Pardon my language but tell me, if your wife got killed.
Would you hesitate to use this weapon of yours?"

A drop of sweat rolls down your forehead.
Your heartrate increases and you clench your fist hard enough to draw blood.
"I...
I would."

"Big words."

"I know.
And I'm not sure they are honest ones either.
Truth be told the only reason why I wouldn't use it because I'd want to do it with my bare hands...
But I see your point.
However! It doesn't HAVE to be like this.
There are so many others we can ask for help!
The Visoreds-"

"Those people are still around?
Well, can't say I'm surprised."

"Then you know them!
Strike a deal with them! Pardon them for their 'crime' if they agree to help!
With more people who have hollow powers and a literal doomsday weapon then we could force them to surrender!"

"You are young and naive.
They won't surrender. They won't listen to reason.
They are nothing more than a group of religious extremists.
Believe me I've tried a thousand years ago. It did not work.
That's why I resigned myself to exterminating them."
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>>1834389
Kinda grim

Kaizar should be the one to pull the trigger, though. He's most likely to survive it and be able to live with it.
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"But..."
The commander continues.
"I do appreciate your effort and your help."

"Then allow me to help you!
I can't aid you if you refuse it!"

There is a long and very tense pause from Yamamoto that you find almost unbearable.
But eventually he lets out a tired sigh as he looks at you.
"Very well.
I'll give you your time.
However not even I'm sure how long can I hold myself back.
You say you can handle this then prove it.
I'm putting the life of my people in your hands.
Don't make me regret it."

You stand up.
"I can only promise to try."

"Hmph... that's still a heck of a lot more than most people can do these days.
Now... please leave me be.
Let this old man mourn."

And with that said you left the commander alone with his portrait of his beloved lieutenant.
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>>1834451
Thanks for the thread spooky, sorry I couldnt vote but Im a workin man now.
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Aaand that's as far as my stamina can take me.
I hope you've enjoyed it.

Archive's up yadda yadda yadda.
Not taking any requests this week.
With the Blood War being here and the fact that I can't cover EVERY single fight I'll turn a few of them into Omakes instead

As for the next thread... I'm not sure when I'll be able to do one again.
So I think I'll take next week off and see just how shitty my class schedule will be.
Once things normalize I'll return and notify you via Twitter

Until then, stay safe
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>>1834475
Thanks for the run mate, Sleep well.
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>>1834473
No worries man. You don't owe me anything
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>>1834475
Good shit
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>OMG's Genocide button has been pressed
>[Worry]

The good news is, even if OMG gets blindsided and bisected all we gotta do is push his halves back together and aerosol goop him back to health. Maybe even give him some hollow juice to let him cut loose like he was a thousand years younger.

Visored OMG = Panic?
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>>1835401
Visored OMG = thisisfine.jpg
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>>1834475
Thanks for the ride Spooky, see ya when we can see ya.
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>Asato lost Bankai
Is that the fire guy we turned into a Visored, cause I thought having hollow powers made him immune to the quincy bankai stealing or am I thinking of the wrong guy
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>>1836381
Visored only have hollow reiatsu when thier masks are on.
Otherwise they have no hollow energy
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>>1834116
>Ironically he's one of the least racist shinigami in the damn society.


He put all his points into fighting. No time to worry about race when you wanna fight 24/7
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>>1841332

I'm about 90% sure he's also a pirate




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