Is it time for bullying?

Yes best Naruto quest is here!!

>>1833100
You’ve only encountered the village’s resident jinchuuriki on a few occasions. After all, you never had a reason to seek him out. Why would you? You’ve had the unfortunate experience of facing one of them in the field before, so you’re very well aware of how unstable human weapons of the demonic variety can be. No need to accidentally trigger the poor brat to rampage inside of the village instead of outside of the village, like he was supposed to. Now, the Third Hokage claimed that the will of the Fourth was for the jinchuuriki to be renowned as a hero, yet even he considered that overly idealistic. Thus the secrecy of the matter to the younger generation. If that was really what the Fourth desired, then he would have been severely disappointed.

The only reason you’re thinking about this is because of your latest encounter with the whiskered brat. Specifically, because he’s decided to start talking to your team’s dog boy. Because you’re sitting right next to the whiskered brat, they’re actually talking over you as you’re trying to eat your ramen.

“Oi, Kiba! I haven’t seen you since graduation! How’s being a genin?”

The dog boy is about to say something, but then turns back to look at you. You slurp up some noodles, ignoring his stare, but still observing him from the edge of your peripheral vision. His mouth closes. Then it opens again.

“Uh, fine,” he says. Finally, some progress.

“Really? I just went on my first D-rank mission. I had to babysit some stupid kids.”

“Oh. Lucky you...I mean, uh, that sucks.”

“I know, right? I wanna do something cool! Save princesses, battle enemy ninja, and…well, other cool things, -ttebayo!”

“We are not allowed to perform those types of missions,” says Shino, “Why? Because they are above our level of experience. As genin, our primary goal is to increase our level under the tutelage of our jounin-sensei.”

“I don’t really get what you’re saying. But if you’re trying to say that I’m too weak, then I’m not! I graduated just like everyone else! Oh, and speaking of jounin-sensei, how’s yours? Mine is a lazy asshole cyclops who wears a mask all the time.”

You did hear he was on Kakashi’s team.

“Ours is…” Kiba turns to look at you again. You nod. “He’s the guy sitting next to us.”

“Oh, that old guy? Is he really a jounin? Hey, old guy, are you really a jounin?”

>>1833114
>You’re not good at social situations, especially when you have to deal with brats like this. Shunshin back to your shitty apartment, taking the bowl of ramen with you.

>You’re not good at social situations, especially when you have to deal with brats like this. Forehead poke him into unconsciousness so you can have the rest of your meal in peace.

>You’re not good at social situations, especially when you have to deal with brats like this. Just tell him to fuck off.

>You’re not good at social situations, especially when you have to deal with brats like this. Since the Hyuuga girl wants to kill him, substitute with her. Maybe the exposure to the object of her hatred will increase its fervor, which could only increase her strength simultaneously.

>You’re not good at social situations, especially when you have to deal with brats like this. “Yes.”

>>1833127
>You’re not good at social situations, especially when you have to deal with brats like this. Since the Hyuuga girl wants to kill him, substitute with her. Maybe the exposure to the object of her hatred will increase its fervor, which could only increase her strength simultaneously.

this sounds utterly reasonable

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>>1833119
meant to tag this

>>1833132
You are right we need to make this girl stronger.

>>1833119

Changing my vote from here >>1833127 to.

>You’re not good at social situations, especially when you have to deal with brats like this. Since the Hyuuga girl wants to kill him, substitute with her. Maybe the exposure to the object of her hatred will increase its fervor, which could only increase her strength simultaneously.

>>1833119
>You’re not good at social situations, especially when you have to deal with brats like this. “Yes.”

Although this option holds a special place in my heart.
>You’re not good at social situations, especially when you have to deal with brats like this. Since the Hyuuga girl wants to kill him, substitute with her. Maybe the exposure to the object of her hatred will increase its fervor, which could only increase her strength simultaneously.

>>1833119
>>You’re not good at social situations, especially when you have to deal with brats like this. Since the Hyuuga girl wants to kill him, substitute with her. Maybe the exposure to the object of her hatred will increase its fervor, which could only increase her strength simultaneously.

>>1833119
>You’re not good at social situations, especially when you have to deal with brats like this. Since the Hyuuga girl wants to kill him, substitute with her. Maybe the exposure to the object of her hatred will increase its fervor, which could only increase her strength simultaneously.

I guess Hiashi will be happy to see Kirai helping his ultimate plan.

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>>1833153
I had a feeling that this one was going to be popular. Writing.

>>1833172
So are we just going to inadvertently keep giving Hinata love advice under the pretense that we think it's just bloodlust?

Because that's fucking hilarious.

>>1833177
>love advice

What are you on about anon? The sings are obvious she just hates him.At least now we have something to make her brake her shell.

>>1833184
>"Alright, I figured out how you feel about the Uzumaki boy."
>"Y-you did?!"
>"Yeah, pretty obvious really. Things like this are kinda' my specialty. First thing you wanna' do is pin'em down to the ground, so they can't escape."
>"Wh-what?!"
>"Next you wanna' wrap your arms around'em, don't be afraid to get up close and personal, stare'em right in the eyes. Then, when you can feel their breathing starting to hitch, you take one of your legs and-Hey, who said you could pass out dammit?"

>>1833268
Oh god this is just to fucking hilarious

>>1833268
You whippersnappers these days

>>1833172
The next few moments contained handseals of such incredible speed as to be imperceptible to the genin around you. In just a few seconds, you performed a full switcheroo. First, you substituted with the Hyuuga girl’s bowl of ramen, then, with your own bowl of ramen, then with the Hyuuga girl’s bowl of ramen again, and finally with the Hyuuga girl herself. When you were finished, you were sitting at the end of the ramen stand where the Hyuuga girl had been, with your own bowl of ramen in front of you. The Hyuuga girl and her bowl were where you and your bowl had formerly been, smack dab in the middle of the whiskered brat and dog boy. You continue to eat your ramen.

“Ah, that was super fast! I guess you really must be a jounin, huh? Even though you’re old and stuff,” he says, leaning in closer, his face now right in front of the Hyuuga. “My sensei is like that too, he seems like a total idiot but he’s actually a pretty strong ninja…is she okay?”

You take a look over to the Hyuuga girl, who has apparently fainted. Her face is now resting in her bowl of ramen. Hmm, that’s strange. Perhaps the exposure to the object of her hatred led to a sudden drop or rise in blood pressure? Can that make you faint? Well, you’re no medical ninja. Dog boy carefully lifts her face out of the ramen, picking off the noodles stuck to her face.

“Nah, don’t worry about that, Naruto. She was just excited,” he says, as he lays the Hyuuga girl’s head on the table.

“I get excited about ramen all the time! But I’ve never fainted because of that before. And her face was all red, too. Maybe you should bring her to the hospital or something.”

“Trust me, it’s nothing to worry about,” he says. Then he shares a brief period of eye contact with the bug brat, and subsequently bursts out laughing.

“Hey? What’s so funny, Kiba?”

“Nothing, don’t worry about it.”

“Telling me not to worry about it only makes me want to know about it more!”

You take in this series of interactions, and start to consider more carefully the implications. Dog boy and bug brat seem to be familiar with the Hyuuga’s desire to murder the jinchuuriki, but the jinchuuriki himself is totally unaware of this quite obvious fact. You briefly wonder if you should inform him that she despises him, yet ultimately refrain because you don’t want to have to talk to him at all.

>>1833329
Anyway, the rest of the meal passes in silence, with the Hyuuga girl dosing away. You notice that she seems to have slight smile on her face. She must be dreaming of killing the whiskered brat, you know that you’ve already simulated that scenario in your head several times as a precautionary measure.

Hmm, how could she beat him? You don’t know much about the jinchuuriki’s non-jinchuuriki based abilities. He should know the three basic ninjutsu taught in the Academy, plus all the other things they teach there. Of more concern would be his demonic chakra, which she would have no real counter for. You don’t recall a Hyuuga ever facing a jinchuuriki in battle, but you don’t think that the Gentle Fist would be enough to take one down. Maybe with the gates, she could at least contain him long enough for someone else to strike the killing blow. She wouldn’t be able to open them by the time the Chunin Exams came around, however, and then she’d have to wait another year for her next opportunity to murder him.

Her best bet would be less conventional methods, you think. Even with the Kyuubi’s healing abilities, he would still be susceptible to a kunai cutting his throat in his sleep. The problem then would be the kind of seal he possessed; you weren’t anything close to an expert in the art, but even you knew that some seals were designed to leak as much of the bijuu’s chakra into the jinchuuriki as possible, meaning that even a secretive assassination could cause him to go berserk.

You’ll have to ask a fuinjutsu master, probably. It’s not like you’ll ever be able to make sense of the seal yourself.

When the meal is finished, your genin return to their homes. The only one left is the Hyuuga, who you’re probably going to need to bring home yourself, given her current state. That’s going to be fun. “Excuse me, Kirai-san, but why are you bringing my daughter home at night unconscious and with traces of yellow-ish liquid on her face?”

You sigh. No way to do it but just to do it.

You hoist the Hyuuga up over your head, and once you have her firmly secured, start leaping over rooftops on your way to the Hyuuga Clan Compound. It’s a bit of a distance, but eventually you reach the front door. The Hyuuga Clan Compound is practically a fortress. Despite its lack of obvious fortifications, it’s filled to the brim with traps of all kinds, not to mention a whole clan of trained ninja. When you approach the front door, a few of the outlying guards come to greet you. They’re brandishing chakra-covered hands, which you quite rightly suspect is not a good sign.

“Identify your-is that Hinata-sama?!”

The man in front, a middle-aged branch family Hyuuga, is the one who said those words. He’s also the first to attempt to assault you, and attempt which you dodge with little effort. The rest of them all come after you too, causing you to start jumping all over the place like a drunken monkey. Jeez, these guys really don’t wait for an explanation, do they?

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>>1833344
“Listen up, Hyuuga. I’m here to return this heiress of yours. Can you just take her to her room or something and leave me the fuck alone?”

They continue their assault.

“Look, I’m her jounin-sensei. She trained so hard she fell unconscious, so she kind of needs her rest right now,” you say.

It’s at that moment that the doors of the Hyuuga Clan Compound slam open, and out comes Hyuuga Hiashi.

“What’s all this commotion about?”

You’ve met the clan head of the Hyuuga on a few occasions before. He seemed the silent, stoic type, which is really the sort of type you prefer when it comes to brats like him. Unfortunately, he’s still a brat, so you couldn’t expect too much out of him. You still remember when he was a genin, and used his byakugan to ‘accidentally’ peek into the women’s bath. Horny little white-eyed brat.

Anyway, he takes one look at you and frowns, characteristically. He activates his byakugan, perhaps to look more threatening.

“Kirai-san. Hinata’s curfew was over an hour ago. What has she been doing with you?”

Ah, shit, a curfew? She must have been so loopy after passing out several dozen times today that she forgot about it.

“My apologies, Hiashi-sama,” you say, scratching the back of your head as you hand her body over to him. “She trained so hard she fell unconscious.”

“That is a lie. You cannot fool my eyes, Kirai-san. What has she been doing with you?”

“Ah, well. She really did fall unconscious because of training, but she had a fainting spell later in the day.”

“And you didn’t bring her to the hospital?”

“Er, well…”

“Why did she faint, Kirai-san? If you were unaware of the cause, then you should have done your utmost as her jounin instructor to investigate the cause, most responsibly by bringing her to hospital.”

“Er, well…”

>Say, now does look like a swell time to shunshin away.

>Inform him she fainted because she was in the proximity of Uzumaki Naruto. Explain your personal theory as to why this happened.

>Apologize and leave.

>>1833349
>Inform him she fainted because she was in the proximity of Uzumaki Naruto. Explain your personal theory as to why this happened.

>>1833349
I really don't care if you take issue with my teaching style.

>>1833349
>>Say, now does look like a swell time to shunshin away.
This is too much of a hassle

>>1833349
>>Say, now does look like a swell time to shunshin away.

>>1833349
>Inform him she fainted because she was in the proximity of Uzumaki Naruto. Explain your personal theory as to why this happened.

>>1833349
>>Say, now does look like a swell time to shunshin away.
Byakugan this fucker.

>>1833349
>>Inform him she fainted because she was in the proximity of Uzumaki Naruto. Explain your personal theory as to why this happened.


>We manage to make Hiashi actually laugh

>>1833366
Byakugan more like BYEakuGONE

>>1833349
>Inform him she fainted because she was in the proximity of Uzumaki Naruto. Explain your personal theory as to why this happened.

You lot being unable to teach her to channel her bloodlust productively isn't our fault. Also, we're her Jounin-sensei brat, fuck your curfew.

>>1833349

>Say, now does look like a swell time to shunshin away.

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>>1833386
4 to 4

>>1833349
>>Say, now does look like a swell time to shunshin away.

>>1833349
>>Inform him she fainted because she was in the proximity of Uzumaki Naruto. Explain your personal theory as to why this happened.

Okay I'm switching over to
>>Inform him she fainted because she was in the proximity of Uzumaki Naruto. Explain your personal theory as to why this happened.

Now it's 6 to 4.

>>1833349
>Inform him she fainted because she was in the proximity of Uzumaki Naruto. Explain your personal theory as to why this happened.

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>>1833409
Alright. Writing your explanation.

>>1833415
So now is the time he tells us about his keikkaku.

>>1833424
>"Imagine it Kirai, a child born of both Uzumaki and Hyuuga blood, it's power would be unmatch-"
>Shunshin's away
>"...."

>>1833469
>fucking hell the guy is still a pervert

>>1833415
“…look, Hiashi-sama. The reason that your daughter fainted is complex, so I will endeavor to make it as quick and easy to explain as possible.”

“Please, do so.”

“It’s like this. Have you ever seen a flower in full bloom?”

“I believe I have, yes.”

“Well, your daughter is beginning to bloom. She’s not a little girl anymore, she’s starting to mature into something much greater. A woman, and a kunoichi at that.”

“I do not appreciate where this is going.”

“Hold on, I’m not finished yet. Now, when you’re just a girl your interests are often frivolous and of little concern. But when you begin to mature, begin to bloom and blossom into a kunoichi, you start to realize things about the world you never noticed before. You start to pursue interests that are sometimes considered, for lack of a better word, ‘dirty’ to the world at large. Things that are not considered moral activities for girls to take part in, but remember, they are no longer girls, but women…”

“Kirai-san, if you do not finish this quickly I am going to execute you.”

“Fine, fine. So, to put it bluntly, your daughter is becoming a kunoichi. So she has more adult interests now, do you understand?”

“I hope that I do not, for my current understanding of the situation will result in your death.”

“Ah, let me elaborate. She has begun to take an interest in the most base and virile emotion of the human race, the pinnacle of human experience, the thing that makes the kunoichi feel alive…bloodlust!”

“E-excuse me?”

“Bloodlust? You know, the visceral desire to brutally murder someone? Basically, she was in the proximity of one Uzumaki Naruto, who I’m pretty sure you’re aware of, and for some reason I have yet to uncover she despises him to the very core of her soul. When she was close to him, she was overwhelmed by bloodlust and hatred and so fainted.”

Hiashi stares at you. He stares at you for a long time. Then he sighs, looking down at his daughter and muttering something under his breath. You didn’t quite catch what is was, but it sounded important.

“Good night, Kirai-san. Please make sure that Hinata returns home before her curfew from now on.”

“Will do.”

Hiashi returns inside.

Now, time to think of what to do for tomorrow. Since the brats have started on their training regimen, you can leave a shadow clone behind to supervise their D-ranks. You’ll still join them for morning training, but you have little desire to stick around for the more boring stuff. That means you have free time in the afternoons for the forseeable future. You should probably get back into the swing of things with your own training regimen.

>>1833531
>Plan A: Pure Taijutsu. You’re lagging behind Gai, so perhaps it’s time to get serious about your training. Well, more serious then you already are, anyway. You should be able to catch up now that he’s busy going on D-rank missions with his team personally, just like the idiot that he is. With any luck, you should be able to get a lot stronger.

>Plan B: Diversify Your Techniques. You’re not much good at anything but basic ninjutsu, but you do have a few ideas to improve your repertoire. Ask Kakashi if he knows any ninjutsu (and he does know a lot of ninjutsu) that would help complement your fighting style. While you’re there, you can also inquire about the possibility of summoning animals-you know he can summon dogs, and he and Gai are the only summoners you’ve ever personally known, so he’d be the person to ask.

>Plan C: Teamwork, Teamwork, Teamwork. Actually, forget the shadow clone. Since you’ll be leading a squad consisting of an Aburame, a Hyuuga, and an Inuzuka, it’ll be best to create some combination techniques utilizing all of their clan abilities together, both with and without your own abilities. This will help improve the overall effectiveness of your team when you’re working together, a crucial point given that the Chunin Exams will be coming up in a few months.

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I hope this Hiashi subscribes to the Master Eugenics Plan.

>>1833535
>>Plan A: Pure Taijutsu. You’re lagging behind Gai, so perhaps it’s time to get serious about your training. Well, more serious then you already are, anyway. You should be able to catch up now that he’s busy going on D-rank missions with his team personally, just like the idiot that he is. With any luck, you should be able to get a lot stronger.
Can't go wrong with what we got.

>>1833535
>>Plan B:

>>1833531
>Plan A: Pure Taijutsu. You’re lagging behind Gai, so perhaps it’s time to get serious about your training. Well, more serious then you already are, anyway. You should be able to catch up now that he’s busy going on D-rank missions with his team personally, just like the idiot that he is. With any luck, you should be able to get a lot stronger.
Ninjutsu are cool, and teamwork is great, but to be strong is the true goal

>>1833535
>>Plan B: Diversify Your Techniques. You’re not much good at anything but basic ninjutsu, but you do have a few ideas to improve your repertoire. Ask Kakashi if he knows any ninjutsu (and he does know a lot of ninjutsu) that would help complement your fighting style. While you’re there, you can also inquire about the possibility of summoning animals-you know he can summon dogs, and he and Gai are the only summoners you’ve ever personally known, so he’d be the person to ask.

>>1833535
Plan B: Diversify Your Techniques. You’re not much good at anything but basic ninjutsu, but you do have a few ideas to improve your repertoire. Ask Kakashi if he knows any ninjutsu (and he does know a lot of ninjutsu) that would help complement your fighting style. While you’re there, you can also inquire about the possibility of summoning animals-you know he can summon dogs, and he and Gai are the only summoners you’ve ever personally known, so he’d be the person to ask.

>>1833535
>Plan B: Diversify Your Techniques. You’re not much good at anything but basic ninjutsu, but you do have a few ideas to improve your repertoire. Ask Kakashi if he knows any ninjutsu (and he does know a lot of ninjutsu) that would help complement your fighting style. While you’re there, you can also inquire about the possibility of summoning animals-you know he can summon dogs, and he and Gai are the only summoners you’ve ever personally known, so he’d be the person to ask.

Summons! A good Summon seems like one of the best uses of our Chakra outside of beating faces in.

>>1833535
>>Plan A: Pure Taijutsu. You’re lagging behind Gai, so perhaps it’s time to get serious about your training. Well, more serious then you already are, anyway. You should be able to catch up now that he’s busy going on D-rank missions with his team personally, just like the idiot that he is. With any luck, you should be able to get a lot stronger.

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>>1833539
>muttering something under his breath

Your face when what he was saying was:

All according to the keikaku

>>1833535
>Plan A

>>1833535

>Plan B: Diversify Your Techniques. You’re not much good at anything but basic ninjutsu, but you do have a few ideas to improve your repertoire. Ask Kakashi if he knows any ninjutsu (and he does know a lot of ninjutsu) that would help complement your fighting style. While you’re there, you can also inquire about the possibility of summoning animals-you know he can summon dogs, and he and Gai are the only summoners you’ve ever personally known, so he’d be the person to ask.

>>1833535
>>Plan B: Diversify Your Techniques. You’re not much good at anything but basic ninjutsu, but you do have a few ideas to improve your repertoire. Ask Kakashi if he knows any ninjutsu (and he does know a lot of ninjutsu) that would help complement your fighting style. While you’re there, you can also inquire about the possibility of summoning animals-you know he can summon dogs, and he and Gai are the only summoners you’ve ever personally known, so he’d be the person to ask.

>>1833535
>>Plan A: Pure Taijutsu. You’re lagging behind Gai, so perhaps it’s time to get serious about your training. Well, more serious then you already are, anyway. You should be able to catch up now that he’s busy going on D-rank missions with his team personally, just like the idiot that he is. With any luck, you should be able to get a lot stronger.
All in. They already got their clan techniques.

>>1833547
Technically a summon can be a good support to us and our kids.

>and so starts the summon wars

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>>1833560
I have that exact picuture saved to my hard drive, just for The Plan.

Welcome to Crusader Kings II, Hiashi.

>>1833560
Ok, why did you spoiler your vote?

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>>1833566
Plan B just barely scrapes by. Writing.

>>1833576
Because i typed the wrong command.

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>mfw we teach Hinata to be a powerful killing machine
>mfw Hiashi continues to stoke the fire of her love towards Naruto
>mfw we watch her move in for the 'kill' and grow increasingly confused as she mounts him instead of killing him

>>1833621
>"Hmmm."
>"...."
>"Oh wait, she just wanted to fuck him. That makes sense."

>>1833621
>"Yes! Yes! Pin him my student!
>"Tear his shirt and stab him....wait...hinata,what are you doing? Why did you undo his pant too?"
>"No!no! You are suppose to stab him,not the other way around!"

Amazon hyuuga man

>>1833581
I imagine that Kakashi is going to want a favor in return for this. Which I'm alright with.

Maybe he'll want us to beat some Taijutsu into his students, Sasuke doesn't need it as much, but Naruto and Sakura seriously need some tough love. We can impress the importance of conditioning and having a body that can keep up with your eyes into Sasuke.

>>1833621
We might be able to get her to stand up for herself by kidnapping Naruto and beating his face in until she admits her true feelings. If she refuses to speak we'll end up stealing her kill, that should motivate her, right?

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>>1833646
>Amazon hyuuga

>>1833581
“Good, good. Only two thousand more push-ups to go kids, and then it’s time to start lapping around the entire village!”

You’ve upped the ante for the second morning of training considerably by adding training weights to the Hyuuga girl and the dog boy’s clothing. You already had some on the bug brat and Akamaru, but wanted to go easy on them for their first day, since they’ll be the ones activating the gates and all that. Akamaru might be able to as well, but he needed the training weights for any exercise at all, given the limitations of his young and canine body. But now it was their second day of training, so concepts like ‘easy’ could be considered dead and buried. Good riddance.

You also should really learn their names at some point. Ah, well. You will. Eventually.

…

“Kakashi.”

“Kirai.”

“You sent a shadow clone to come talk to me?”

“I’m busy training with the brats right now, so yeah. Where are yours?”

“Over in Training Ground 7, doing teamwork exercises while they wait for me.”

As you’re sitting in the forest right outside of your teams’ training grounds, you can take a look over into Training Ground 7. Some pink-haired girl is busy slamming her fist repeatedly into the jinchuuriki’s head.

“Teamwork exercises, huh?”

“Yes.”

You stare at him. He continues reading his smut, clearly not in the slightest bit caring.

“Alright, listen, Kakashi. I want your help with something.”

“Is that so?”

“Yes, it is so. Don’t be difficult.”

“Ah, I’m not being difficult, I’m just asking.”

“Look, how much smut am I going to have to buy you for you to do me a favor?”

“Sorry, I only read books from Jiraiya-sama’s own pen, and I have the entire collection.”

“Shit, I don’t know any other way to bribe you. Is there anything you do in your free time besides reading smut?”

He gives you an eye smile.

“Sure.”

Then he goes back to reading his smut. For fucks sake…well, looks like that’s a bust. You’re not going to be getting anything out of him.

“I’ll remember this if you ever need a favor,” you say, and dispel yourself.

…

“Yeah, yeah, that’s it. Now that we’re done with our laps, let’s head back to the training grounds and do some more heavy lifting. I got some boulders for us, so-damn it, Kakashi.”

“Kirai-sensei?” asks the bug brat. “Is something wrong?”

“Don’t worry about it Aburame.”

Even after only knowing you for a couple days, the brats are very well aware of the fact they aren’t getting more information out of you than that.

“NOW DID I SAY THAT YOU COULD STOP?! BACK TO THE TRAINING GROUND!”

>>1833827
When you’re finally done with morning training, you have a shadow clone form and go off with the brats. Leaving you alone, with an entire training ground to yourself. And nothing to do in it, because Kakashi rejected your offer. Well, the way you see it, the plan’s not quite scrapped yet. After all, a shinobi is one who endures. And to endure, you must adapt to the changing circumstances around you. So time for some adapting.

Firstly…

“Henge!”

Now, transformed as a small cricket , you leap on over to Training Ground 9, where Gai and his team are currently training. Apparently, they do D-ranks in the morning, and train in the afternoons, the reverse of your own team. Probably to ensure the brats have lunch to puke up, hah. Well, that’s why you’d think of making the brats train in the afternoon. You have no idea why Gai does it, but you doubt it’s for that sort of reason.

Gai is busy training his team, showing off some katas. Now, all you need is for just the right opportunity…there!

While you’re still a cricket, you hop straight towards Gai from behind. In mid-air, you de-transform and grab Gai’s bodysuit straight at the collar. Then, you muster all your strength, and pull, exposing Gai’s entire backside, ass and all, to his students.

“NO! MY INNOCENCE!” screeches the girl, immediately covering her eyes.

Neji, who activated the Byakugan as soon as he noticed you hopping at Gai, instantly regrets having done so and deactivates it.

As for the mini-me…

“GAI-SENSEI!” he shouts, aiming a punch at you. It’s easily dodged.

“You have no idea how thankful I am for this, Gai,” you say, before using the shunshin to swiftly extract yourself from this situation.

Once you’re back at your shitty apartment, it’s time to transform again.

“Henge!”

Now that you’ve seen Gai’s exposed backside, you’re able to perfectly mimic it in your transformation. Then you grab a camera and start taking pictures. Once you’re done, you have to go have them developed. To be honest, you didn’t really get all of this picture-taking thing the brats seem interested in nowadays, but it’s helping you in this instance.

You have to wait an hour, but once they’re done you head for the building your shitty apartment is in. You know for a fact that the jounin informant that told the bug brat of your location during your exam was either Kakashi or Asuma, because they live in the same building as you. It was probably Asuma, though. That means you need to break into apartment’s 3C and 4B.

Thankfully, neither of them have trapped their apartments, so breaking in is relatively easy. You leave copies of the photos right next to an ashtray in Asuma’s apartment. In Kakashi's, you find the stash of smut he has under his bed, then fill each one with copious images of Gai’s ass, writing on the back of each ‘Do me a favor or I will get more and send them to you – Kirai’. Once your task is complete, you go and confer with your shadow clone about the progress of your team's mission.

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>>1833831
The next morning, your shadow clone and Kakashi once again meet in the forest outside of your respective training grounds.

“I hate you,” says Kakashi. “I really hate you. Asuma does too.”

“Yeah, yeah. Anyway, are you ready to do me that favor?”

“Hate you. HATE you.”

“Hate is my name, after all. The favor?”

“Fine. What is it?”

“I want to expand my repertoire of ninjutsu a bit, and you’re a ninjutsu specialist. Specifically, I’m looking into summoning.”

“Seriously?”

“What?”

“You could have just asked Gai.”

“I…yeah, I guess I could have. Well, you can teach me more than just summoning, though, right?”

Hmm…what to ask for…

>Just get started on summoning. That’s what you really wanted anyway.

>Ask for a powerful fire jutsu. It’s your primary element, and Kakashi should know something that complements your style well.

>So, about that summoning…

>He’s an expert in nature transformations, he could get you started on other elements.

>You know, summoning. That’s a thing.

(It's not that I want you to pick summoning, it's that I know that's what you're going to pick anyway)

>>1833836
>>He’s an expert in nature transformations, he could get you started on other elements.
Lightning fist?

>>1833836
>Just get started on summoning. That’s what you really wanted anyway.

We'll bug someone for fire jutsu at some point, a lot of people know fire jutsu.

>>1833836
>So, about that summoning…

>>1833836
>>So, about that summoning…

>>1833836
>Ask for a powerful fire jutsu. It’s your primary element, and Kakashi should know something that complements your style well.
We should probably also check our team's natures

>>1833836
>>So, about that summoning…

>>1833836
>>He’s an expert in nature transformations, he could get you started on other elements.
Hidden Mist...
Now bear with me guys imagine it. We cut off our foes eyesight and then we use our own chakra to stealth ourselves. It's a perfect killer combo even on Red eyed Scum!

>>1833836
>>He’s an expert in nature transformations, he could get you started on other elements.
Might as well ask for something we cant get from other people

>>1833872
Or we could just punch them in the eyes so hard that they get really swollen black eyes that they then can't open them.

>>1833836
>He’s an expert in nature transformations, he could get you started on other elements.

>>1833836
>You know, summoning. That’s a thing.

>He’s an expert in nature transformations, he could get you started on other elements.

>>1833836
>He’s an expert in nature transformations, he could get you started on other elements.
We're gonna be at least Raikage tier

>>1833849
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>>1833946
Alright, other nature transformations wins. Pleasantly surprised. Writing.

>>1833952
“I think I want to get myself started on some non-fire nature transformations.”

“Well, normally I’d suggest you go to Asuma to teach you some wind jutsu, given that it would increase the existing power of your fire jutsu if you combined the two. Since he hates you, however…hmm, I suppose I can teach you a lightning or earth technique, though not water given your affinity for fire. They’ll have to be relatively simple, though, since you haven’t done any advanced training in controlling chakra of those natures before…hmm, I’ve got two that come to mind.”

>“Raiton: Sanda. It allows the user to fire sparks of lightning from their hands. For you personally, you should be able to use it to electrocute someone when you strike them. Since the amount of lightning generated is small, it’s relatively easy to use and additional chakra can be used to expand the size and potentcy of the sparks.”

>“Doton: Doryuuheki. It summons a wall of hardened mud that grows larger the more chakra you add to it. It can be used as a defensive barrier, and it since it can use already existing earth it’s easier to mold the chakra for someone with no experience in using earth jutsu.”

>>1834027
>“Raiton: Sanda. It allows the user to fire sparks of lightning from their hands. For you personally, you should be able to use it to electrocute someone when you strike them. Since the amount of lightning generated is small, it’s relatively easy to use and additional chakra can be used to expand the size and potentcy of the sparks.”

>>1834027
>>“Raiton: Sanda.

>>1834027

>“Raiton: Sanda. It allows the user to fire sparks of lightning from their hands. For you personally, you should be able to use it to electrocute someone when you strike them. Since the amount of lightning generated is small, it’s relatively easy to use and additional chakra can be used to expand the size and potentcy of the sparks.”

>>1834027
>“Raiton: Sanda. It allows the user to fire sparks of lightning from their hands. For you personally, you should be able to use it to electrocute someone when you strike them. Since the amount of lightning generated is small, it’s relatively easy to use and additional chakra can be used to expand the size and potentcy of the sparks.”

>>1834027
>>“Doton: Doryuuheki. It summons a wall of hardened mud that grows larger the more chakra you add to it. It can be used as a defensive barrier, and it since it can use already existing earth it’s easier to mold the chakra for someone with no experience in using earth jutsu.”
Electricity is too mainstream in quests so i pass

>>1834027
>“Raiton: Sanda. It allows the user to fire sparks of lightning from their hands. For you personally, you should be able to use it to electrocute someone when you strike them. Since the amount of lightning generated is small, it’s relatively easy to use and additional chakra can be used to expand the size and potentcy of the sparks.”

>>1834027
>“Raiton: Sanda. It allows the user to fire sparks of lightning from their hands. For you personally, you should be able to use it to electrocute someone when you strike them. Since the amount of lightning generated is small, it’s relatively easy to use and additional chakra can be used to expand the size and potentcy of the sparks.”

TAZER PUNCH!

>>1834027

>“Raiton: Sanda. It allows the user to fire sparks of lightning from their hands. For you personally, you should be able to use it to electrocute someone when you strike them. Since the amount of lightning generated is small, it’s relatively easy to use and additional chakra can be used to expand the size and potentcy of the sparks.”

>>1834027
>“Raiton: Sanda. It allows the user to fire sparks of lightning from their hands. For you personally, you should be able to use it to electrocute someone when you strike them. Since the amount of lightning generated is small, it’s relatively easy to use and additional chakra can be used to expand the size and potentcy of the sparks.”

sadistic prison guard came to mind

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>>1834058
I'd say this is a consensus. Writing.

>>1834063
poor Doton: Doryuuheki. maybe in another life.

Also why did we put that photo on asuma too?

>>1834069
Had a surplus presumably

>>1834069
he ratted us out to shino

>>1834069
He might have sold us out to Shino, and it's amusing to fuck with him.

Maybe we should repay Kakashi for this by unlocking the last Uchiha's Sharingan, he doesn't even have to ask us, we're a good friend.

>Possible squad Background
Sensei is revealed traitor and holds a hostage. Our other team mate kills themselves on our blade to try to save the hostage, us and hostage decide that we shall stab through them to kill the traitor. In one mission we learned of Betrayal, emotional manipulation and sacrifice. Danzo takes us under his wing for a time to nurture our "darkness"

>>1834063
“So you’re going for the lightning jutsu, huh? Alright, here’s how you form lightning chakra. Go the top of the Hokage monument wearing nothing but a suit constructed of conductive metal during a thunderstorm. Wait.”

“Har har, nice try. How do you really do it?”

“Get a toaster. Then, while you’re bathing-”

“I’m serious, Kakashi.”

“Fine. Lightning chakra is all about density. That’s why chakra conductive paper crumples when exposed to it. All you need to do is conduct your chakra in such a way as to make it very, very dense. Once you’ve done that, all you need to do is reflect on how your chakra’s current state of denseness is similar to the state of denseness in your mind.”

He shunshins away, leaving behind a leaf and a piece of paper. You look at the paper. It has a seal on it, so you unseal the contents.

“HOLY FUCK!” you shout.

Contained inside are full frontal nude shots of Gai, oiled up for the camera. There’s also a note from Kakashi.

Several months ago, Gai posed nude for a men’s fitness magazine.

“Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu!” you shout, incinerating everything save for the leaf in a massive fireball.

“Right, now, he must have left the leaf for a reason. Hmm.”

When you were first learning how to utilize fire chakra, you recall having to burn a leaf to ash with nothing but your chakra. This time, you suppose you have to crumple the leaf up into a ball with nothing but your chakra. You grab the leaf, returning to the training ground to hand it to your original body, who grabs it in his teeth as he continues with his push-ups. Then, you dispel.

…

“HOLY FUCK!” you shout, as the memories of the clone hit.

“Are…you…okay…sensei…” the dog boy slowly spits out, struggling with his push-ups.

“Dear Sage of Six Paths, no!”

Thankfully, your shadow clone already incinerated the only physical copies of those photos you’d ever laid eyes upon. You briefly considered making another one to track down and incinerate every copy of those photos in existence while you continued training, but didn’t want to waste too much chakra. Instead, you used your chakra to attach the leaf to your forehead and practiced while doing push-ups.

>>1834208
After the brats are done training, you remake your shadow clone to go off and supervise them on their D-rank. Meanwhile, you continue on with your lightning chakra training. You’ll have to be able to form the chakra, first, before you can actually start to learn the jutsu Kakashi mentioned. That was going to take a while; it was a month before you managed to even begin to get the hang of forming fire chakra. There was a reason elemental ninjutsu were considered advanced.

Of course, once you managed to transform the nature of your chakra the first time, it became easier to learn every additional element. However, learning all elements was still difficult. Even Kakashi, for all of his ninjutsu prowess, struggled with wind chakra due to its conflict with this own lightning affinity. It would likely take you at least a week or so before you saw any progress. But there was no way around that, so you’d make do.

You train all day, and see little success. Still, working with the leaf doubles as a fine chakra control exercise, so you didn’t get nothing out of it. And, with your incredible concentration, you even managed to continue doing push-ups the entire time you were training with the leaf, so need to worry about your physical abilities atrophying.

All in all, you’re quite pleased with yourself as you step into your shitty apartment (that has massive holes in the ceiling and floor courtesy of the bug brat) for the night. That’s when you see the life-sized limited edition posters of Gai doing a variety of oiled-up nude poses plastered all over the available space in your apartment.

“HOLY FUCK!”

>Updates End for now

Sorry for the relatively short session today. We’ll resume tomorrow. I'll still be around for a bit to answer questions.

>>1834215
Thanks porn QM. am excited to see prank wars between us and kakashi

>>1834198
What's with the hard-on on danzo?

It's like you guys want to suck his multi-eyes sharingan cock or something

Kakashi has taken this too far
I think we should retaliate by bringing his genin into this war

>>1834241
Because Wargle is gone I can't get my fix and nor can I draw anymore Tsukis. Im fuckin bored man and we're both old assholes so it works

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>>1834241
What's not to love about Danzo? It's not gay if I only want to suck his cock figuratively.

Seriously though, it's just a meme

On the topic of summon wars
Here is what a rooster represents according to google
>One of the twelve signs of the Chinese zodiac, the Rooster is a Chinese symbol of honesty, as well as physical and moral fortitude. It is of the yang attribute and signifies fortune, luck, fidelity, protection as well as bossiness. For other Chinese animal symbol meanings click here.
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>>1834357

Clicking does nothing.

>>1834249
We must enlist prank king jinchuuriki as our ally

>>1834357
>Japanimenese manga
>Chinese zodiac
I bet you'll want a pig summon, too.

Did Kirai ever have a girlfriend at one point?

Also, seeing as how he mistook Hinata's thirst for cock as thirst for blood, is Kirai a wizard?

>>1835696
a Kung Fu Wizard!

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Found relevant pic.

The next morning, having meticulously destroyed every copy of those horrific posters you could locate inside of your shitty apartment, you make your way over to Training Ground 8. It doesn’t take you long to notice that something is wrong. The brats should’ve already been there before you. You warned them that tardiness would be punished with extreme prejudice, so if they’re late it must be because of something important. Otherwise, you’d have to beat them. And then the clan heads would complain again. Fucking politics.

You leave a shadow clone at the training ground in case they arrive while you’re gone, then leave. Given your incredible speed, it doesn’t take you very long before you locate them. One of them, anyway. Dog boy is in a restaurant, accompanied by a fat child and a squinty eyed brat. You assume that these are the heirs of Akimichi and Nara, since the resemblance to their parents is obvious.

Entering the restaurant unnoticed is child’s play for a shinobi of your caliber.

“That sounds troublesome,” says the squinty eyed brat, apparently not noticing that you are now standing directly behind him. That’s the camouflage jutsu for you.

“I know, right? He’s such an asshole,” says the dog boy. “All he does is make us train all day. Even our missions all involve hard labor!"

“That sounds troublesome,” says the squinty eyed brat. This is when you notice that he actually isn’t paying attention to what the dog boy is saying whatsoever.

The fat child is also not paying attention. He’s busy devouring the food, specifically the dog boy’s, as the dog boy’s own attention has been taken away from his plate by his anti-you rant. You’re actually really enjoying this. Well, not ‘this’, so much as enjoying the fact that his clan head, unlike the others, probably won’t mind when you beat him.

“Hinata and Shino are fed up too. Well, I think so anyway. Hinata is way too shy to actually say it, and Shino just gives me a talk about ‘levels of experience’ whenever I mention it to him, but there’s no way that they’re happy with this much fucking training.”

“That sounds troublesome.”

“Yeah. He works us to the bone, even Akamaru! He threatened to cut off his tail and feed it to me!”

“That sounds troublesome.”

“Plus, he’s always acting like he just doesn’t give a shit!"

“That sounds troublesome.”

“This whole thing is just such a fucking-wait, what happened to my food? Damn it, Chouji!”

The fat child gives a smile. You take this as your opportunity to rush forward and forehead poke dog boy into unconsciousness, undoing the camouflage in the process. Akamaru starts barking, but you silence him in the same manner as his partner.

“That sounds troublesome.”

The squinty eyed brat appears to actually be sleeping with his eyes open. The fat child notices you, however, and gives you a questioning look.

“I’m his jounin-sensei,” you explain, “and he’s supposed to be training right now.” Then you shunshin away towards Training Ground 8.

>>1836123
When you arrive at your training ground, you tie the dog boy up to one of the training posts and proceed to wake him up with the force of another forehead poke.

“Ah, what the fuck?!” he shouts.

“You were not present for morning training,” you say.

He glares at you.

“It’s the weekend!”

“I have no idea what a ‘weekend’ is, but if it’s some sort of newfangled excuse for not being present for training, then you should discard that notion immediately.”

“The weekend! You know, when you get to take a fucking break?”

“Breaks are not allowed. If you pause in the middle of your training, then your abilities will begin to atrophy.”

“Of course you’d say that, you don’t even sleep!”

“Untrue. I do sleep, just rarely. Now, where are your teammates?”

“I don’t know. Neither of them have many friends, so they’re probably just at home.”

Shit, if that was the case then you doubt that you could break in and kidnap them from their clan compounds. Shame, that. What to do now, then?

>This is a golden opportunity. The Hyuuga girl and bug brat, especially the bug brat, are still lagging behind dog boy in purely physical terms. Since neither of them are here, though, you can afford to have a one-on-one spar with the dog boy. Or would it be one-on-two, given Akamaru? Regardless, it would push him even harder than his current training is.

>Let the dog boy go and have his fun, and focus on your own training for right now. You don’t like it, but apparently this ‘weekend’ thing is all the rage with the brats nowadays, so you’ll probably have to keep kidnapping him over and over again if you don’t just let him engage in this childish trend.

>Train dog boy’s physical endurance by engaging in the beating you promised him for being late.

>Take the dog boy on a field trip to the Forest of Death. That should toughen him up some! What could go wrong?

>Just leave him tied to the training post and go find something else to do with your day.

>>1836125
>>This is a golden opportunity. The Hyuuga girl and bug brat, especially the bug brat, are still lagging behind dog boy in purely physical terms. Since neither of them are here, though, you can afford to have a one-on-one spar with the dog boy. Or would it be one-on-two, given Akamaru? Regardless, it would push him even harder than his current training is.
We're gonna train the shit out of him.

>>1836125

>This is a golden opportunity. The Hyuuga girl and bug brat, especially the bug brat, are still lagging behind dog boy in purely physical terms. Since neither of them are here, though, you can afford to have a one-on-one spar with the dog boy. Or would it be one-on-two, given Akamaru? Regardless, it would push him even harder than his current training is.

Lets make him strong as fuck with the weekend and THEN have him show the other 2 how much they are missing out by having him beat the shit out of them monday

>Let the dog boy go and have his fun, and focus on your own training for right now. You don’t like it, but apparently this ‘weekend’ thing is all the rage with the brats nowadays, so you’ll probably have to keep kidnapping him over and over again if you don’t just let him engage in this childish trend.

>>1836125
>>This is a golden opportunity. The Hyuuga girl and bug brat, especially the bug brat, are still lagging behind dog boy in purely physical terms. Since neither of them are here, though, you can afford to have a one-on-one spar with the dog boy. Or would it be one-on-two, given Akamaru? Regardless, it would push him even harder than his current training is.

Who's Team: Lets have Dog Boy beat the shit out of the other two on monday so they know coming to train on weekends is THE HYPE SHIT?

>>1836153
I like this plan.

>>1836125
>Just leave him tied to the training post and go find something else to do with your day.

Maximum asshole a go

"If you can get outta there, only then you may have my permission to take a break."

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>>1836149
Sparring it is. Writing.

>"Alright dog brat-"
>"It's Kiba."
>"Alright dog brat, today I'm gonna' teach you the most important lesson a man will ever have to learn."
>Walks over to a tree and headbutts it, cracking the tree in half.
>"The importance of using your head."

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>Alright Hyuuga and Aburame for not comming to train i willl have to punish you two.
> You will both fight dog-boy and Akamaru and if he beats both of you i will give you two double trainning for missing
>Proceed with dog-boy beating the shit of both clan kids and surprised for doing so.
>Good now get up we don't need to warn up today we have some D-rank missions to do.

>>1836171
“Listen up, Inuzuka. We’re going to be having a spar, one-on-two. Wake up Akamaru and we’ll get to it.”

“But I’m still tied to this damn training post!”

You punch the training post, shattering it into tiny splinters and freeing the dog boy.

“Well, now you’re not. Wake him up.”

His glare is full of malice, but as he knows that he’s completely incapable of doing anything to defy your wishes, he complies. Sometimes you actually enjoy being a jounin-sensei. This is one of those times. Anyway, Akamaru wakes up swiftly enough, and then you and dog boy prepare for your spar.

Taking a look at the dog boy’s stance, you can see that, apart from a few minor flaws, it’s adequate. Those flaws would be nearly imperceptible to someone who wasn’t a taijutsu specialist like yourself, but they were just enough to potentially get him killed in a combat situation. Due to their relative smallness, they were also not likely to be corrected by anything other than experience in a combat situation. In other words, they were the kind of flaws that could only be corrected in one of two ways: through battle, or through sparring. Best to do it by the latter, as there’s less chance of death.

“Alright, let’s make the Seal of Confrontation and then get at it,” you say, immediately doing so.

“C'mon, Akamaru!” shouts the dog boy, forming seals, “Shikyaku no Jutsu! Juujin Bunshin!”

Hmm, starting off strong, eh? The Four Legs Technique was the prerequisite for the rest of his techniques, so that wasn’t terribly surprising. Of greater note was the Beast Clone, which rendered Akamaru as an almost exact copy of the now more feral dog boy. Clearly he intended to take this as seriously as possible. Good. Of course, if you had been going at your own full strength, he would have been dead before he even finished activating either jutsu, but that’s besides the point. His technique speed was passable for a genin.

“GATSUUGA!”

He and Akamaru begin spinning wildly, the signature taijutsu of the Inuzuka Clan. You’re familiar with it enough to know that it is extremely powerful, second only to the Akimichi Clan’s taijutsu in terms of pure strength. With sufficient force, it could even crack through stone. Its speed was also very great. That being said, you were able to dodge it just by moving slightly to the side, leading to dog boy and Akamaru face-planting in the dirt.

>>1836281
“Let me give you some advice, Inuzuka. Generally speaking, a full-frontal assault is the least successful strategy to use against an opponent you are aware is significantly stronger than you. And if you aren’t aware of your opponent’s strength, then you should treat them by default as if they were stronger than you. Better safe than sorry, ne?”

It doesn’t take very long before they’re back on their feet. He seems to take your advice to heart, as his next action isn’t another assault. Instead, he seems to pause and think for a moment. Whatever plan he’s concocting is taking too long, however, so you leap towards them, grab them by their respective collars, and toss them at a training post. The post breaks in half due to the impact. While they’re still down, you lift them up and throw them into the air.

You maneuver yourself in such a position that each foot is above one of their exposed backs, then kick them towards the ground. You land just a short while after them. That probably broke a few of their ribs, judging from the moaning.

“Let me give some more advice, Inuzuka. When you’re in a combat situation, you cannot afford to take a break to think. You need to think as you fight, or you’ll be dead before you know it.”

To their credit, the dog boy and his partner are able to rise once again. Tough little brats, aren’t they? This time, the dog boy manages to do a little better, already forming the seals for a substitution as he’s rising from the ground.

In an instant, you find yourself where he once was, with Akamaru aiming a punch straight at your face. It’s easily dodged, as he overextends his arm in the process. Gripping the underside, you throw him in the direction of the dog boy. He slams into his owner, knocking them both to the ground once more.

And yet again, the dog boy and his partner rise from the ground. You admire their physical endurance, if nothing else. They already have multiple broken bones, and still they rise. This time, the dog boy is forming the seals for the normal clone jutsu. Heh, does he think he’s going to be able to trick you with that jutsu? He must still think this is ninja preschool.

When the smoke clears, the number of dog boys is multiplied by a significant margin, with there now being five of him. Two were the original and Akamaru, meaning that the other three were clones.

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>>1836286
Four of the five charge directly at you. It doesn’t take you long to realize that they are all, in fact, illusory. You reconsider your previous evaluation. If that’s the case, then the dog boy who didn’t charge at you is probably still the original or Akamaru, but there would actually be six copies. That means that the smoke from the clone jutsu was used to obscure wherever the missing dog boy went, and the clones themselves were just distractions for a surprise attack.

Sure enough, when you turn around, you can see another dog boy aiming right towards you. You suppose he must have substituted with the remains of that training post you threw him and Akamaru against.

“GATSUUGA!” he shouts, as he and Akamaru begin spinning, charging at you from both the front and back.

You leap up, and they collide against one another, knocking each other out with the force of their respective spinning.

Well, that was anti-climactic. What to do now?

>Wake them up again. You’ll be spending the rest of the day sparring and correcting their mistakes repeatedly. This should do them some good. It’ll probably result in some pretty severe injuries for the two of them, but that’s just a bonus.

>Leave them unconscious in the training ground for now. You’ll return with a more suitable sparring partner. Track down a genin closer in age to the dog boy, that way he’ll have more of a chance of actually winning, and you can examine his level relative to the genin of other squads. This will also let you spy on some of the competition your team will have in the Chunin Exams a few months from now.

>>1836290
>Leave them unconscious in the training ground for now. You’ll return with a more suitable sparring partner. Track down a genin closer in age to the dog boy, that way he’ll have more of a chance of actually winning, and you can examine his level relative to the genin of other squads. This will also let you spy on some of the competition your team will have in the Chunin Exams a few months from now.

We should grab Kabuto, it'll be hilarious

>>1836290
>Wake them up again. You’ll be spending the rest of the day sparring and correcting their mistakes repeatedly. This should do them some good. It’ll probably result in some pretty severe injuries for the two of them, but that’s just a bonus.
This and then we have him spar the other 2 no shows later

I say we give him a technique or something so he's guaranteed the win when he fights them, so they wont try and skip anymore

>>1836290
>>Leave them unconscious in the training ground for now. You’ll return with a more suitable sparring partner. Track down a genin closer in age to the dog boy, that way he’ll have more of a chance of actually winning, and you can examine his level relative to the genin of other squads. This will also let you spy on some of the competition your team will have in the Chunin Exams a few months from now.

>>1836290
>>Leave them unconscious in the training ground for now. You’ll return with a more suitable sparring partner. Track down a genin closer in age to the dog boy, that way he’ll have more of a chance of actually winning, and you can examine his level relative to the genin of other squads. This will also let you spy on some of the competition your team will have in the Chunin Exams a few months from now.

The info could be useful

>>1836290
>Leave them unconscious in the training ground for now. You’ll return with a more suitable sparring partner. Track down a genin closer in age to the dog boy, that way he’ll have more of a chance of actually winning, and you can examine his level relative to the genin of other squads. This will also let you spy on some of the competition your team will have in the Chunin Exams a few months from now.

>>1836290
>Wake them up again. You’ll be spending the rest of the day sparring and correcting their mistakes repeatedly. This should do them some good. It’ll probably result in some pretty severe injuries for the two of them, but that’s just a bonus.

If this weekend stuff is as common as it seems the other kids will be resting and if we use the first option they will tell their instructors about our trainning regiment. Better keep this in the team and work Kiba so he can use this experience to fight the other two on monday. Guess our funds will take another hit by paying the Kiba's hospital bill.

>>1836290
>>Leave them unconscious in the training ground for now. You’ll return with a more suitable sparring partner. Track down a genin closer in age to the dog boy, that way he’ll have more of a chance of actually winning, and you can examine his level relative to the genin of other squads. This will also let you spy on some of the competition your team will have in the Chunin Exams a few months from now.

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>>1836298
Tou guys do realize that this work both ways right? Or do you really expect that the kid won't tell the instructor about this little match?

>>1836322
I dont think a genin is going to have the eye for detail we'll have. Whilst they can pass on information it wont be anywhere near as useful as what we gain from watching them spar

>>1836322
And? They're brats too.

>>1836322
I'm just choosing what I think is more fun and a completely one-sided fight isn't fun to me.

>>1836339
The real problems that the MC isnt willing to give them much leeway so we keep knocking the children out which stops the training

>>1836290
>Wake them up again. You’ll be spending the rest of the day sparring and correcting their mistakes repeatedly. This should do them some good. It’ll probably result in some pretty severe injuries for the two of them, but that’s just a bonus.

>>1836298
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>>1836321
Looking for a better sparring partner it is. Writing.

>>1836322
There's a lot more information that a jounin gets out of observing a fight as a third party than a genin gets from participating a fight first person.

>>1836343
Holding back is worst then not trainning. The enemy won't be holding against then.

>>1836347
Uh well then the second is indeed better.
>inb4 we get Naruto or Sasuke to fight Kiba.

>>1836348
There is a point though where you lose efficiency due to the overwhelming difference in ability. That isn't really relevant here though because we aren't taking the fight too seriously and we're mostly using it to look at his form and skill and help him correct his mistakes to make him a better overall fighter along with conditioning his body

>>1836339
Its also important for fighters to fight people their own skill level or below sometimes so they have a better idea of where their at in terms of skill. Plus if Kiba sees the progress he's making under us then maybe he'll forget about this whole "weekend" nonsense.

>>1836360
But seriously who invented that "weekend" nonsense. I doubt this is usefull during a war.

>>1836347
You decide to go search for a more suitable sparring partner. The question is, who should you be looking for?

>The jinchuuriki. Although the whiskered brat is a brat among brats, you need to gather as much information regarding him as possible to aid the Hyuuga girl in any attempt she makes to kill him.

>That Last Uchiha brat. You hear he was the Rookie of the Year, and is a prodigy. Let’s see how the genius compares to one of your own students.

>The squinty eyed layabout brat. He should be incredibly intelligent, just like his father, so you’ll get to see how your dog boy deals with such a superior intellect. You might have to force him to spar, though.

>The fatass brat. His taijutsu should be extremely strong, so he’ll push the dog boy physically quite a bit. You’ll have to bribe him with food or something, but it might very well be worth it.

>Look for someone else? There should be a genin somewhere in the village that’ll be taking the Chunin Exams. Search around and see who you can find.

>>1836367
>the squinty eyed layabout brat

>>1836363
The Ninja war treaty states that all weekends are free for the purpose of procreation

-signed by The Professor, Sarutobi Hiruzen

>>1836367
>>That Last Uchiha brat. You hear he was the Rookie of the Year, and is a prodigy. Let’s see how the genius compares to one of your own students.

>>1836367
>>That Last Uchiha brat. You hear he was the Rookie of the Year, and is a prodigy. Let’s see how the genius compares to one of your own students.

>>1836367
>That Last Uchiha brat. You hear he was the Rookie of the Year, and is a prodigy. Let’s see how the genius compares to one of your own students.

>>1836367
>The jinchuuriki. Although the whiskered brat is a brat among brats, you need to gather as much information regarding him as possible to aid the Hyuuga girl in any attempt she makes to kill him.

>That Last Uchiha brat. You hear he was the Rookie of the Year, and is a prodigy. Let’s see how the genius compares to one of your own students.

Not fussed who but I want one of these 2

Kiba would destroy Naruto at this stage I think but against Sasuke I think he'll get his ass whooped but there is a chance

>>1836377
>>1836380
This way we also get the added satisfaction of kidnapping one of Kikashi's brats.

>>1836386
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>>1836377
And we aren't doing this to get back at Kakashi for his pranks. No sir we definetly are not.

>>1836367
>The squinty eyed layabout brat. He should be incredibly intelligent, just like his father, so you’ll get to see how your dog boy deals with such a superior intellect. You might have to force him to spar, though.
It'll be a nice change of pace I suppose. A battle of tactics could hopefully shock him enough to get him to realize just how shit he is at everything right now. Or something.

>>1836367
>The jinchuuriki. Although the whiskered brat is a brat among brats, you need to gather as much information regarding him as possible to aid the Hyuuga girl in any attempt she makes to kill him.

>That Last Uchiha brat. You hear he was the Rookie of the Year, and is a prodigy. Let’s see how the genius compares to one of your own students.

I vote both. So in the end we get to kick /3/ genin asses

>>1836390
>>1836388
How would this be getting back at him? We'd just be taking him off his hands, which he'll probably be fine with,

>>1836395
But we aren't fighting them. We're getting a partner for Kiba to fight I though?

>>1836377
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>>1836395
Alright, we're going to kidnap Sasuke. Writing.

>>1836400
I just assumed if the three of them were together it would turn into a free for all. Which would give us a reason to kick all their asses

>>1836403
>inb4 Sakura is stalking him and once we grab the boy she goes and tell to Kakashi what we did.

>>1836416
Kidnap her too then.

>>1836403
Tell Kakashi that we are kidnapping Sasuke and Naruto as we are doing so.

>>1836403
The Last Uchiha brat. You don’t know much about him beyond his sad and tragic backstory, which you don’t really care about. You did meet his homicidal brother a few times, and he struck you as a consummate professional. He never seemed to take much enjoyment in his work, so it did surprise you a bit when he went berserk and murdered his entire family. But hey, it’s always the quiet ones.

If you guess correctly, and you do think you shall, you believe that the brat would be in his mostly abandoned clan compound, training. That’s the thing about prodigies, they often spend most of their free time training. Given that he has multiple training grounds entirely to himself inside of the massive complex, and they’d all be close to where he lives, you figure he’ll be in there somewhere. And since the entire clan is dead, you needn’t worry much about being caught breaking in.

Sure enough, you’re inside of the clan compound in less than an hour. There’s ANBU guards stationed to prevent attempts at breaking in, but you are easily able to find the pattern in their patrols and make your way inside at just the right moment. After that, it only takes you ten minutes before you locate the Last Uchiha brat. He’s busy training his shurikenjutsu, alone.

He is rather skilled from the looks of things. All of his shuriken and kunai hit the bullseye spot-on. From the brief amount of time you watch him, it seems he’s able to redirect his shuriken in mid-air with other shuriken in order to launch them at the bullseyes of neighboring targets as well. This brat will probably destroy your own in a fight. You can’t wait to see that.

Sneaking up behind him, you tap on his shoulder. He recoils instantly, spinning around with a kunai in his hand to face you.

“Who are-”

You interrupt him with a forehead poke. Now that he’s unconscious, you lift him overhead and shunshin out of the compound at full speed.

Once you arrive back at Training Ground 8, you tie him up to a training post and forehead poke him again. His eyes flutter open, only to begin darting around wildly. Eventually they settle on you, narrowing considerably.

“Are you a bloodline thief? Or are you an associate of his?”

“Huh? No idea what you mean, Uchiha. I just need your help with something. You like training, right?”

His glare doesn’t subside. You have the feeling this kid is kind of an asshole. He reminds you of the Hyuuga brat on Gai’s team in that respect.

“Don’t be like that,” you say, untying him from the rope. He tries to get away in that moment, but your grip on his shoulders prevents him from doing so. “I’m the jounin-sensei of the Inuzuka over there on the ground.”

He turns to look at where you’re pointing. The dog boy and his partner’s bodies are still resting on the ground.

“You see, I want him to have a sparring partner of a level closer to his own. I heard that you were the best genin of your graduating class, so mind kicking his ass for me?”

“Why would I help you?”

>>1836457
You’d already thought of the perfect response for that.

>“I’ll help you unlock the sharingan.” You leave out the part that involves you continuously beating the shit out of him in order to do so. You’ll even bring the rest of your squad for that, to give them additional training and increase his chances of unlocking the sharingan.

>“I’ll teach you a new technique.” Uchiha are good at fire ninjutsu, so something related to that should work.

>“Sparring with him will be good training for both of you.” Just because your goal is to benefit the dog boy, it doesn’t mean the Last Uchiha brat won’t get anything out of it too.

>“Just do it or I’ll beat your ass.” Fuck this brat and his demands.

>>1836458
>>“Sparring with him will be good training for both of you.” Just because your goal is to benefit the dog boy, it doesn’t mean the Last Uchiha brat won’t get anything out of it too.
Then go grab Naruto and have his ass beat by Dog Boy.

>>1836458
>>“I’ll help you unlock the sharingan.” You leave out the part that involves you continuously beating the shit out of him in order to do so. You’ll even bring the rest of your squad for that, to give them additional training and increase his chances of unlocking the sharingan.

>>1836458
>“Sparring with him will be good training for both of you.” Just because your goal is to benefit the dog boy, it doesn’t mean the Last Uchiha brat won’t get anything out of it
AND
I'll owe you a favour

Dont give him sharingan early whatever you do

>>1836458
>>“Sparring with him will be good training for both of you.” Just because your goal is to benefit the dog boy, it doesn’t mean the Last Uchiha brat won’t get anything out of it too.

>>1836458
>>“Sparring with him will be good training for both of you.” Just because your goal is to benefit the dog boy, it doesn’t mean the Last Uchiha brat won’t get anything out of it too.

>>1836458
>“Sparring with him will be good training for both of you.” Just because your goal is to benefit the dog boy, it doesn’t mean the Last Uchiha brat won’t get anything out of it too.

>>1836458
>>“Sparring with him will be good training for both of you.” Just because your goal is to benefit the dog boy, it doesn’t mean the Last Uchiha brat won’t get anything out of it too.

I love this quest, odd change having the premise be improving other characters but I gotta say its a welcome change

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>>1836474
I can see where the winds are blowing on this one. Writing.

>>1836463
>giving shit face the sharigan.

Fuck that i would rather go grab Naruto. But he did beat a chuunin level ninja AND he might go berserk so we may need to do it outside the village.

>>1836480
I mean, ultimately, assuming he doesn't go rogue, it would be good for the village

>>1836480

That and Hinata might pick up his scent around us, and her blood lust would make training too difficult.

>>1836477
I know right? Not only that, we do it while being complete assholes to those characters. Is fucking great.

>>1836477
I like beating up main characters too.

>>1836484
I just realised that Hinata might be following Naruto during this weekend if we had grabbed him she would see Kiba
fighting him

>>1836483
His brother went rogue. There is no evidence that being a traitor isn't genetic so we better not risk it.

>>1836494
>kidnap naruto too
>Hinata suddenly appeared
>It was all a bait

now to bait bugboy....do we need to lure him with rare beetles?

>>1836498
That's pretty fucking stupid to be honest.

>>1836499
>"Hmmm, how do I get the bug boy here?"
>Thinks about it.
>"Ah. GEE, I WONDER WHY YOU CAN'T [something obvious]?!"
>Shino appears
>"Why? Well it's simple-"
>We tie him up with the others.
>"That was easy."

>>1836458
>>“I’ll teach you a new technique.” Uchiha are good at fire ninjutsu, so something related to that should work.

>>1836506
yer a genius mate. Shino is a walking encyclopedia.

Or to annoy him, call the bugs with wrong names on purpose

>>1836499
Oh god if we managed to make Kiba beat Naruto the boy would be comming all week end to our grounds trying to get even with the dog-boy and Hinata would come just to see her target.

Dammit we missed a great chance guys!!!

>>1836510
>"Nice caterpillar."
>"It's a centipede."
>"Cool butterfly."
>"That's a moth."
>"I like that scorpion."
>"IT'S A BEETLE!"

>>1836525
Don't worry, we can still make it happen at the Chunin exams!

>>1836510
>mfw Kirai-Sensei calls wasps Stabby Bees
>mfw Kirai-Sensei calls ladybugs Fag Beetles
>mfw Kirai-Sensei calls ants Leaf Backs
>mfw Kirai-Sensei calls mantises Murder Huggers
>mfw Kirai-Sensei calls cockroaches Turks
>mfw Kirai-Sensei calls dung beetles Turd Burglars
>mfw Kirai-Sensei calls mosquitoes Jew Flies
>mfw Kirai-Sensei thinks spiders are awesome

Poor Shino.

>>1836536
Fucking hilarious

>>1836531
>Neji vs. Naruto fight becomes Hinata vs. Naruto
>She beats or gets close to beat him.
>He finaly notice her and she becomes more confident in herself

>>1836536
Oh god now we NEED to do this in front of Shino.

>>1836536
>cockroach+turks

calm down with that fire ninjutsu

>>1836548
It's Kirai main element for a reason anon. He is full of sick burns.

>>1836479
“Sparring with him will be good training for both of you. Oftentimes it’s more effective to have a partner when you’re training, because besides just improving your abilities it lets you learn how to deal with an actual opponent. Individual training is nice and all, but without facing off against others you won’t be able to handle a real combat situation.”

“I’ve already beat Kiba before when we sparred in the Academy. There’s no point in doing so again.”

“There is. In the Academy, spars did not allow him to use Akamaru, did they? Now, the Inuzuka will have access to his nin-dog partner and therefore a much greater range of abilities, ones that you might have to face in the future. The Chunin Exams are in only a few months, after all.”

He stares at the dog boy for some time. Then he nods. Smiling, you go and wake up your own brat.

“Kirai-sensei…why is Sasuke here?”

“Good question, Inuzuka. He’s here to spar against you.”

“Wait, what? Against Sasuke? Are you insane? My ribs are broken!”

“Learning to fight while hindered can only be a benefit to you. Wake up Akamaru and get ready for your fight.”

It takes a minute or two for everything to be set up properly. Once it is, you have dog boy and the Last Uchiha brat staring at each other. You begin to notice something strange. The dog boy seemed hesitant to fight the Uchiha earlier. You figured this was because of the latter’s reputation and perhaps also beatings that the dog boy had been given by the Uchiha in the past. Plus those ribs of his you broke.

Yet that wasn’t quite it. You could tell by examining him. His feral features seemed to curve down ever so slightly, and his breathing was starting to hitch. That could have just been his broken ribs, but…his eyes were darting around wildly.. Was it a concussion? No, you made sure not to hit him that hard. It looked like he was actively trying to avoid eye contact with the Last Uchiha. That’s when it hit you. This wasn’t ordinary hesitance. It was something much greater. Fear. He was actually scared of him for some reason. Just how strong was the Last Uchiha brat?

You got your answer very quickly as the fight began.

>>1836554
“Katon: Goukakyuu no jutsu!” shouted the Uchiha.

What the fuck? That could very well kill the dog boy! He and Akamaru manage to dodge to the side just in time, but it burns the shit of your training field. When the smoke from the fireball clears, the Uchiha is already on him, sending a strike straight into the dog boy’s face. Akamaru attempts to bite the Uchiha’s hand as it’s reeled back in for another strike, but he notices immediately what the nin-dog is trying to do and grabs him by the tail with his other hand. Then he tosses him aside, separating him from the dog boy.

A quick series of strikes hit the dog boy. He’s powerless to stop the Uchiha, who takes advantage of his previous injuries by aiming directly at the dog boy’s broken ribs. If that pain wasn’t enough, the Uchiha punctuates his combo with a kick that launches dog boy into a tree, knocking him unconscious once again.

Akamaru, seeing his owner in peril, rushes to attack the Uchiha. When he gets within range, the Uchiha jumps into the air and lands himself right onto the dog, crushing him underneath the weight of his own body.

“Hey, jounin,” he says, as Akamaru whimpers beneath him, “They let Kiba use his dog in the Academy spars. Now, let me go.”

>Well, fuck. He really is a prodigy, isn’t he? Perhaps you should test just how good he is by beating him yourself.

>Well, fuck. He really is a prodigy, isn’t he? Get the dog boy some medical attention, he’s going to need it.

>>1836557
>>Well, fuck. He really is a prodigy, isn’t he? Perhaps you should test just how good he is by beating him yourself.

>>1836557
>>Well, fuck. He really is a prodigy, isn’t he? Get the dog boy some medical attention, he’s going to need it.
>"Well, good job I guess."
>Give him a slap on the back.
>Get the fuck out of there when we inevitably send him flying into a tree.

>>1836557
>Well, fuck. He really is a prodigy, isn’t he? Get the dog boy some medical attention, he’s going to need it.
No need to beat up a kid

>>1836557
>Well, fuck. He really is a prodigy, isn’t he? Get the dog boy some medical attention, he’s going to need it.

>>1836557
>Well, fuck. He really is a prodigy, isn’t he? Get the dog boy some medical attention, he’s going to need it.

we will deal with the emo later. For now we obtained the perfect motivation.

Time to kidn- i mean meet with other students

>>1836557
>>Well, fuck. He really is a prodigy, isn’t he? Get the dog boy some medical attention, he’s going to need it.

Also, silently resent Kakashi for getting such a raw gemstone while you have to work with the impurities of your students.

Oh well, goes to show that we haven't worked them out hard enough. No weekends for those fucks until they get on the level of the uchiha brat

>>1836557
>>Well, fuck. He really is a prodigy, isn’t he? Get the dog boy some medical attention, he’s going to need it.

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>>1836574
To the hospital for Kiba. Writing.

>>1836557
And this was also one-sided, dangit...

>>1836583
Yeah should have predicted that would happen

God we are such a shit teacher

>>1836580
“Yeah, yeah. You can go. Tell Kakashi I said he should go fuck himself.”

He looks at you strangely, but you ignore him and just go to pick up dog boy and Akamaru’s bodies, before heading off to the hospital and leaving them there. The receptionist gives you a frown, as you and him were here less than a week ago to heal up following the test you gave the brats. You ignore her, too. Once you’ve left him in the care of the public health system, you leave the hospital.

Huh. What to do now? It’s still morning, so you can’t have your usual afternoon training yet.

>Go track down one of your fellow jounin for a spar. Kakashi or Asuma especially should be wanting your head right now, so it shouldn’t be difficult to convince them.

>Attempt to track down one of your genin. While they could still be home, it might be worth trying to locate one of them to force some training down their throats. You hate this ‘weekend’ shit.

>>1836596
Lesson learned, next time we'll make sure Kiba doesn't have any broken ribs.
>>1836605
>Attempt to track down one of your genin. While they could still be home, it might be worth trying to locate one of them to force some training down their throats. You hate this ‘weekend’ shit.
Shino.

>>1836605
>Attempt to track down one of your genin. While they could still be home, it might be worth trying to locate one of them to force some training down their throats. You hate this ‘weekend’ shit.
Shino needs that extra physical work

>>1836605
>>Attempt to track down one of your genin. While they could still be home, it might be worth trying to locate one of them to force some training down their throats. You hate this ‘weekend’ shit.
No slacking off for bug boy.

>>1836605
>Attempt to track down one of your genin. While they could still be home, it might be worth trying to locate one of them to force some training down their throats. You hate this ‘weekend’ shit.
Shino 100% Out of all the underused genin and think Shino and Lee had the most potential

>>1836583
>>1836596
Yeah, well. Sasuke is strongest genin at the start of the series, and let's not forget that Kiba was already injured. Sasuke took on two chunin missing-nin in the Wave Arc with little difficulty. Plus, it's been less than a week of training for Kiba, so the effects are still yet to be seen.

>>1836605
>Attempt to track down one of your genin. While they could still be home, it might be worth trying to locate one of them to force some training down their throats. You hate this ‘weekend’ shit.

how's hinata? I bet she's stalking her prey

>>1836605
>Go to the library
>Get water style for the dog boy
>Beat it into him later so he won't be afraid of Uchiha brat.

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>>1836615
Right, tracking down a genin it is.

>>1836605

Can we pick a third option? I don't think we will get any results from any of them. I would rather just keep doing ninjutsu training until we master the lightning fist and maybe get the basics for a summon beast.

Also, make a mental note about stop with the whole breaking ribs and bones. They are still too soft to receive your special brand of tough love

>>1836617
>"Oy, dogboy. You fear the uchina?"
>"After this, you will fear me instead of him"

>>1836617
But Kiba's more of a Earth nature if I remember.

>>1836626
Morning = training brats
Afternoon = shadow clone goes on D-ranks with brats while you train yourself in ninjutsu

Basically, that's your schedule, and it's still morning

>>1836605
>Attempt to track down one of your genin. While they could still be home, it might be worth trying to locate one of them to force some training down their throats. You hate this ‘weekend’ shit.

>>1836632
>Inplying we give a flying fuck

>>1836626
>Also, make a mental note about stop with the whole breaking ribs and bones.

You are a idiot we brake their bones in a way to make it more resilient. Once the bones grow again it will be stronger and harder to break.

>>1836649
I mean we should... we want them to be as strong as possible. If the kid is earth nature inclined it makes more sense to start off there and improve his skills. Being an asshole is fun, but we have to be effective as well

>>1836625
Hmm, which one should you try to get your hands on? The Hyuuga girl could still use help with physical conditioning, but the bug brat has yet to even master the tree walking technique, and he’s going to need that sort of training to use his limited chakra reserves more efficiently.

>The Hyuuga girl. You’ve found a spark of bloodlust in her, so now that you have the opportunity for solo training you should do your utmost to nurture her hatred. Discretely discuss strategies for defeating the jinchuuriki. Train her to deal with opponents that have large chakra reserves and unconventional tactics.

>The bug brat. He desperately needs some more chakra control and stamina training. If you train him solo, you can also train him in evasive maneuvering and try to improve his abysmal taijutsu.

>>1836659
>>The Hyuuga girl. You’ve found a spark of bloodlust in her, so now that you have the opportunity for solo training you should do your utmost to nurture her hatred. Discretely discuss strategies for defeating the jinchuuriki. Train her to deal with opponents that have large chakra reserves and unconventional tactics.

>>1836659
>>The bug brat. He desperately needs some more chakra control and stamina training. If you train him solo, you can also train him in evasive maneuvering and try to improve his abysmal taijutsu.
Hinata's already got her blood lust to push her enough, nothing we can do about her timidity right now.

And it'll be funnier to bully bug boy.

>>1836659
>The bug brat. He desperately needs some more chakra control and stamina training. If you train him solo, you can also train him in evasive maneuvering and try to improve his abysmal taijutsu.

>>1836659
>The bug brat. He desperately needs some more chakra control and stamina training. If you train him solo, you can also train him in evasive maneuvering and try to improve his abysmal taijutsu.

>>1836659
>The bug brat. He desperately needs some more chakra control and stamina training. If you train him solo, you can also train him in evasive maneuvering and try to improve his abysmal taijutsu.

>>1836659
>The Hyuuga girl. You’ve found a spark of bloodlust in her, so now that you have the opportunity for solo training you should do your utmost to nurture her hatred. Discretely discuss strategies for defeating the jinchuuriki. Train her to deal with opponents that have large chakra reserves and unconventional tactics.

>>1836659
>The bug brat. He desperately needs some more chakra control and stamina training. If you train him solo, you can also train him in evasive maneuvering and try to improve his abysmal taijutsu.

>>1836659
>>The bug brat. He desperately needs some more chakra control and stamina training. If you train him solo, you can also train him in evasive maneuvering and try to improve his abysmal taijutsu.

>>1836659
>The bug brat. He desperately needs some more chakra control and stamina training. If you train him solo, you can also train him in evasive maneuvering and try to improve his abysmal taijutsu.

we need to him a motivation and shiet

>>1836659
>>The Hyuuga girl. You’ve found a spark of bloodlust in her, so now that you have the opportunity for solo training you should do your utmost to nurture her hatred. Discretely discuss strategies for defeating the jinchuuriki. Train her to deal with opponents that have large chakra reserves and unconventional tactics.

We need to use this as a way to drive dog boy to get stronger
Make sure he knows the exams are coming up and that he can rub it in his face if he wins

>>1836652

It isn't an efficient use of their time. Internal injuries slows down their training plus the hours they need to spend to have their bones patched up. Besides, its better to train their muscles so they absorb the damage before it actually affects their bones

>>1836659
>>The Hyuuga girl. You’ve found a spark of bloodlust in her, so now that you have the opportunity for solo training you should do your utmost to nurture her hatred. Discretely discuss strategies for defeating the jinchuuriki. Train her to deal with opponents that have large chakra reserves and unconventional tactics.

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>>1836677
Woah boy, Shino it is. Writing.

>>1836659
>>The Hyuuga girl. You’ve found a spark of bloodlust in her, so now that you have the opportunity for solo training you should do your utmost to nurture her hatred. Discretely discuss strategies for defeating the jinchuuriki. Train her to deal with opponents that have large chakra reserves and unconventional tactics.

>>1836659
>>The bug brat. He desperately needs some more chakra control and stamina training. If you train him solo, you can also train him in evasive maneuvering and try to improve his abysmal taijutsu.

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>"You see Hinata, the most important thing when attacking your opponent is to always aim for the vital areas, like the eyes, throat, and balls."
>"S-sensei why aren't you wearing clothes?"
>"The person who commissioned this didn't know what I looked like and is a cheap bastard. Never be cheap Hinata, or else you'll end up with fan art that'll get you pulled aside at the airport."

>>1836714
what is this? fucking rick and morty?

Love the drawing mate

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>>1836689
You figure the bug brats needs your help the most right now. You’re a taijutsu specialist assigned to train a brat whose worst skill is taijutsu. You could say it’s almost your duty to correct this. Now, you just have to find him. Hmm. Where would he be?

Let’s see. He’s an Aburame, so he likes bugs. Maybe go to a place with a lot of insects? Like a forest? Maybe that’ll work.

The nearest forest is the Forest of Death, though. He’s probably not there. You decide instead to head to more heavily forested areas of Senju Park, which do tend to have a lot of insects all over the place.

Wow, looks like you’re in luck. He’s busy staring at the ground for some reason, just in the middle of a grassy field. You approach him from behind.

“Hey there, Aburame. Are you up for some training?”

He does not turn to look at you, but you can still tell he’s acknowledged your presence.

“I am sorry, Kirai-sensei. I am preoccupied with something at the moment.”

Confused, you walk over next to him and start looking at the same area he is staring at. That’s when you see a fallen ice cream cone, crawling with ants.

“It is beautiful, isn’t it? A small child dropped their ice cream on this patch of field. To them, that ice cream was a mere dessert. But to this colony of black crazy ants, it serves as a vital food source for their future growth and expansion. I have been observing this particular colony for months. Just a few weeks ago, their colony was struck by disease and their numbers fell significantly, so I am glad to see that they are recovering and prospering.”

You look at Shino. Really look at him. He seems almost entranced by the ants as they carry off bits of ice cream and carry them back to their tunnels.

>Just knock him out and bring him to the training ground.

>Attempt to convince him to come train with you

Anyone else watch Ants Canada

>>1836737
>Attempt to convince him to come train with you

>>1836737
>>Attempt to convince him to come train with you

>>1836737
>Just knock him out and bring him to the training ground.

>>1836737
>>Attempt to convince him to come train with you
>"What if I told you I could make you as strong as a bug?"

>>1836737
>Attempt to convince him to come train with you

>>1836737
>Attempt to convince him to come train with you

You better get your ass up for future growth and expansion.

Bribe the ants with scarps of foods

>>1836737
>>Attempt to convince him to come train with you
Is it weird that out of everything we've done since we created Kirai, this is the thing that makes me feel like a dick? I don't know why, but it does.

>>1836741
This is definitely something we would say

>>1836737
>Ants Canada
Oh shit this guy. I wasn't sure at first, but he's just so enthusiastic about ants man, it's fun.

>>1836737
>Attempt to convince him to come train with you.
Make some kind of analogy about him and their bugs being a colony too and if he wants to have a strong and well keeped one he needs to train and make himself strong to.

>>1836745
No being a asshole eould be to just squat the ants in front of Shino. But we are better then that. Besides the bugs won't add anything to our trainning.

>>1836737
>>Attempt to convince him to come train with you

"We can't afford you and your hive getting lazy. While that colony is able to eat children's ice cream, I want your hive to be able to devour children! Well, not literally."

>>1836738
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>>1836743
>>1836745
>>1836756
Well, no one actually wants to knock him out so its time to attempt PERSUASION. Writing.

>>1836767
Well we do dislike him less then the dog-boy so it would make sense trying to persuade him. He also seems to be a smart kid.

>>1836763
I don't know, from a Taijutsu specialist stand point, insects are pretty cool considering how much they can lift and carry.

That and many insects use physical means to take down their prey with deadly accuracy.

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Shit is Shino ending up as best boy?

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>>1836743
>You better get your ass up for future growth and expansion.

>>1836779
Mate there are some insects whose sting is so painfull that it's the same that being shoot. Just look up bullet ants. A colony of that shit could give even us some trouble.