Renexizia seems to have largely developed the same, and judging from what Elizabeth says, she seems to be trying her luck in being a director, and making "action movies", and hopefully good ones.

Charlemagne seems to be more friendly and generally a rather good obedient son, and seems to be happy around you, and both of you seem to go to church often together.

Viktor seems to have taken over a small Caribbean island called Haiti, and has set up a fascist dictatorship, although insisting he's a "president".

...Last you heard, he was (and still is) going through a large power trip, but has at least send you postcards and also free timeshares.

Revenaris seems to have taken to living in Milan and painting, and seems to be living a bachelor life.

Basil is of course, still attending college, and also running a small bank.

Maria is appparently alive, and not a vampire, and is still in Serbia, and getting along well.

Julius seems to be the same.

Michael is a bit different, and apparently has become a "professional food critic" using the family's legendary hunger.

...Apparently, he's rather successful, and has quite a bit of money.

Your bastard son Mikhail with Katariina is still around, not much has changed

Of course, now about your friends...

Kryos is still a dragotaur, and it seems like the two of you are good friends... Mostly in terms of drunken shenanigans/card games/generally messing around. He seems to be good company, if a bit easily provoked to violence, and also seems to be rather intelligent.

Victor is still not really bullied anymore by you, and the two of you have gotten along decently, but politically ideas really have kind of conflicted a bit, and he has a habit of speaking his mind and criticizing you.

...Vasura is erh... Vasura. You still have a bit of a... Friends with benefits thing going on, but she's a sweetheart still, and tries to help you once in a while...

...You have to admit, she's cute, and far more sweeter here, but still a bit lewd, but not nearly as much...

You don't seem to have any 40k tech or that tech priest, still.

You notice that the necklace your dad gave you is gone, for some reason, and notably that you don't really have any memories of your mom.

It could be a side effect, but who knows what could of happened once you changed the timeline?

Reinhold still seems to be around, and you still seem to be a Catholic, although you apparently never declared yourself pope or anything, and you've grown more casual. Reinhold's still a pretty cool guy who's on your council, and typically keeps you from doing stupid shit when you get mad.

What do?

....Maybe investigate why you can't remember your mom at all.
>...Visit a friend or kid to see how they're doing?
>...Spend more time with Liz.
>Head back to D&D land.
>...Eh, just go to ruling.
>Write-in

>>1839332
>....Maybe investigate why you can't remember your mom at all.

You decide to investigate.

Actions

>Poke around your mom and dad's room?
>Go to D&D land and investigate your mom's lair?
>Write-in

>>1839357
>Poke around your mom and dad's room?

>>1839357
>>Poke around your mom and dad's room?

You go to your mom and dad's room.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see what you learn.

+2 for theories.
+2 for being thankful for good family life with a cute and happy Elizabeth and good kids.

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1839376

Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1839376

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1839376

12+3=15

You don't find anything particularly worth caring about in your parents room, in fact it looks uninhabited.

Actions

>...Go to D&D land and investigate there?
>Stay home... You have things to do.
>Write-in

>>1839485
>>Stay home... You have things to do.
We have a kingdom that has a whole hell of a lot of problems. Mommy and Daddy can take care of themselves.

>>1839485

>Stay home... You have things to do.

As much as I'd love to go Make Best Mom Great Again, we should probably go smooth things over with the kobolds. Do we know why they're more militant towards us now?

(it's because we never took the kobold dominator mutations, isn't it?)

You decide to stay home, and try to fix some things.

Such as smooth relations over with the kobolds.

Who do you want to do this with?

>Renexizious.
>Elizabeth. (Has a tendency to think of Kobolds as absolutely adorable... Which could potentially be insulting.)
>Charlemagne
>Reinhold (Could work, but you'll have no control over what happens.)
>Kryos (He's generally an intellectual, but somewhat easily triggered. You'll have no control over what happens.)
>Vasura (Attractive, and generally a good and sweet diplomat.)
>Write-in

Also, who will you try to attempt diplomacy with?

>The Senate.
>The Emperor.
>The Party.

>>1839525

>Renexizious.

>The Party.
If I remember right, the real power lay with the Party. Too bad the Legate isn't there to talk to.

Alright, so, The Party it is.

What do you want to do?

>Send a bribe.
>Offer slaves.
>Attempt to offer information on the surface?
>Ask for a embassy for "proper" diplomatic proceeds.
>Write-in

>>1839542

>Send a bribe.

Fizzy carbonated beverages, oranges, and the other items used to cure that deadly sniffles disease they suffer like hell from down there because it's next to impossible to get the items that cure it to grow down there.

You decide to send a bribe to The Party.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well this goes.

+2 if you can explain why you haven't allowed them to investigate the surface.

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1839556

>"I'd like to speak to some of your representatives about maybe establishing an embassy on my palace grounds, and perhaps allowing a few select scholars at a time to study the surface out of it. I'm certain that you understand that matters of this nature must be handled delicately, to keep both sides of the surface safe. I invite you to my estate to talk things over, or would be more than happy to come visit you. I would like to come to an alliance both sides find amicable."

Do you want to do barbaric anons?

>Yes.
>No.

>>1839577

>Yes.

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 for a generally aggressive, presumptious, and barbaric letter to the kobolds.
+2 for making fun of their rome thing.
+2 for making some general unintelligable threats.
+1 if Liz can save the diplomatic day and not have Ren piss off the kobolds.

Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1839579

>
"Dear Chief Snackthing,
I wanted to send you this letter to inform you of your imminent nomming. If you are wondering about the frequency with which I've sent these letters, it is simply to give you one single chance to truss yourself up like a turkey and present yourself to me. Which I will then proceed to eat in a single bite, declare myself leader of your people, and lead them into a glorious age of not being shackled to a dead, overly romanticized civilization of kiddy diddlers with severe lead poisoning because they could not stop eating sugar out of copper pots. Like children. Seriously, even if they had some decent ideas, the culture as a whole was some fucked up Slaneeshian debauchery and it is goddamn retarded of all of you to keep fetishizing it, as if it is the best thing since myself. Now, you're going to fucking give me something for the hassle of letting even one of you overgrown, scaly moles see the light of the sun, or I am going to burrow down there and let every last one of you learn what the inside of a dragon stomach looks like, then I'll polish off some drow for dessert. And then, I don't fucking know, raid your deposits of gems and gold for the glory of my empire. Maybe eat some mosaics. Shit like that.

Yours Truly,
Renexious, the Emperor of the Holy Swedish Empire, Protector of France, Italy, and Russia, King of the Ukraine, and Basileius of Constantinople."

>Liz looks over the letter over Ren's shoulder, while sipping a cup of tea. "For God's sake, Ren, you know you can't do diplomacy like that! Especially to those cute little kobolds, it'll break their little hearts! Come on, get a fresh sheet of paper, I'll help you write a nicer letter."

Well.

I'll allow a samefag if Liz can cheer up Ren and write a more friendly, more "diplomatically agreeable" letter.

Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1839599

>"Oh, you've just got butterflies in your tummy because you want to pat them on their cute little heads too, don't you? Here, let me help you write a more...diplomatic letter. You don't want to frighten the wee dears, do you?"
"Dear Party Head,
I wanted to send you this letter to invite you to a meeting between you, myself, and my wife about the possibility of establishing an embassy on the palace grounds, and perhaps allowing a small amount of scholars to study out of the embassy. I feel that we could both benefit from mutual trade of ideas, goods, and other such items, and would like to warm up relations into something agreeable for both parties. We anticipate your response.

Sincerely,
Renexious, the Emperor of the Holy Swedish Empire, Protector of France, Italy, and Russia, King of the Ukraine, and Basileius of Constantinople."

>>1839605
Not going to lie but the first few words killed me out of cringe a bit.

One more samefag if Liz can find a way to add a bit of a personal touch on the letter and calm Ren down a bit..

Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1839610

>Liz gingerly sits on Ren's lap, pen in hand, and bends her head back to kiss him on the chin. Tapping her chin with the pen, she adds her signature as well, and an offer of tea and doughnuts for refreshments if they're willing to arrive in a good mood to parlay.

14+8=22

Liz eventually closes the letter and sends it along to the kobolds.

"Ren?"

"What?"

"...Well, I was curious if you wanted to try something with me."

"...What do you mean?"

"...Well, I found a recipe for soft large preztels, and I was curious if you wanted to try them."

"...Preztels?"{/red]

"Well, yes... I know, it's a bit off topic from the whole diplomacy thing, but I think you'll like them."

"...Preztels?"

"Well, yes... I handmade them myself, you know..."

You of course, take some time out of your day to try your wife's pretzels. Which are surprisingly good, if a bit too salty, but are well-coated in butter.

Eventually, the later part of your day rolls around.

Liz however, seems to want to spend time with you, and generally is close at hand... Which allows you to overhear some interesting conversations with Elizabeth and her headmates, about how Elizabeth liked the color red, mentioning how good it looked on her/how regal it was and fitting it was for a Queen of England, while Gwynevere talks about how green is slimming, and Estellise wants to go back to white...

...I think Liz looked cute in red...

Shut it, you. I don't want to get in an argument about what color she looked cutest in.

You quickly stop the conversation before it goes anywhere mentally, and continue on, dealing with petitoners for a while, while Elizabeth does whatever...

What do?

>Remain Renexizious (You can optionally skip the petitioners.)
>Be Elizabeth. (She's trying to become the Tzar of Russia currently!)

>>1839634

>Remain Renexizious (You can optionally skip the petitioners.)

>>1839634
>Be Elizabeth. (She's trying to become the Tzar of Russia currently!)

>>1839634
I guess

>>1840992
oops, Elizabeth I guess.

Elizabeth it is.

Roll me a 1d20 for seeing how well she can begin her campaign!

+3 for campaign slogans!
+2 for appealing political positions for the average person to vote for her!
+2 for capitalizing on the fact she's a very nice dragon!

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1841602

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1841624

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1841627
>worry intensifies

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1841602

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1841628
>even worse

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1841602

17

Ignoring the samefag rolls.

Elizabeth begins her campaign.

Which is... Well, decent.

...Of course, the slogan is the first thing off the top of Liz's head, which is "You're with Her"

...It comes off as a bit authoritarian, but combined with the picture of a smiling dragon overlooking humble peasants, it might be a great slogan!

How do you want your political position to be?

Nationalism (Very popular!)

>Pro-Russian (Elizabeth will have to put up a facade of being Russian... There's a chance she can also have some slight Russian quirks if the campaign goes on for too long, but a higher chance of being popular or elected.)
>Neutral (...You won't get any voters on this.)
>Globalist (You'll attempt to lean on the "global community" for support, which is likely to make you some outside friends with banks and other countries, but is a rather unpopular position to take, and can lead to Imperialism...)

>>1841653
>>Pro-Russian (Elizabeth will have to put up a facade of being Russian... There's a chance she can also have some slight Russian quirks if the campaign goes on for too long, but a higher chance of being popular or elected.)
Gotta go with this one. It's the only one they'll accept.

>>1841653
>Pro-Russian (Elizabeth will have to put up a facade of being Russian... There's a chance she can also have some slight Russian quirks if the campaign goes on for too long, but a higher chance of being popular or elected.)

Pro Russian it is.

Now, for economic policies.

>Collectivism (A large excuse to nationalize more of the economy, may or may not be popular, but you'll get a large amount of control over the economy)
>State Capitalism (Have some middle managers and open up for some capitalistic ventures. Less control over the economy, and is basically what Sweden currently is.)
>Lassie Faire (Almost entirely free market, with some government control over vital industries. Makes you quite a bit of money, but isn't popular in most of Russia, save for maybe Ukraine.)
>True Capitalism (A more libertarian approach, with no control over the economy. High chance to make you shitloads, but if not managed, might mean corporations start taking plenty of power. Very unpopular)

Ukraine will hate collectiviziation policies by the way, and is likely to refuse further collectivization attempts.

>>1841669
>Lassie Faire (Almost entirely free market, with some government control over vital industries. Makes you quite a bit of money, but isn't popular in most of Russia, save for maybe Ukraine.)

Capitalism it is.

Now, for military...

>Jingoistic (Russia will become more millitary oriented. Hurts your income quite a bit, but a lot of help in wars.)
>Pro-Millitary (Russia becomes staunchly pro-millitary. Hurts your income a bit, but some help in wars.)
>Neutral (No investment.)
>Anti-War (More income, but much less help in war. Not popular.)
>Pacifist (Huge amounts of income, but no help in wars. Very, very unpopular.)

>>1841675
>Pro-Millitary (Russia becomes staunchly pro-millitary. Hurts your income a bit, but some help in wars.)

>>1841675
>>Pro-Millitary (Russia becomes staunchly pro-millitary. Hurts your income a bit, but some help in wars.)
Just a nice little something

Alright.

Now, for religion?

>State Church (Be for reuniting the Orthodox Church with the state, such as in the more olden times. Can get you plenty of influence and control over the Orthodox religion in your country, but won't be popular among the people.)
>State Religion (Proclaim Orthodoxy to be the religion of state, once again. This will get you additional respect among the orthodox.)
>A New Platform (Declare Anglicianism to be the faith of your party. Likely to be extremely unpopular)
>Secularism (No religion. Popular among the left wing.)

>>1841926
>State Religion (Proclaim Orthodoxy to be the religion of state, once again. This will get you additional respect among the orthodox.)

>>1841926
>State Religion (Proclaim Orthodoxy to be the religion of state, once again. This will get you additional respect among the orthodox.)

Last of all..

State Control

>Totalitarian Regime (Go above and beyond, and attempt absolute power. Will only really be popular among the far right, or the far left.)
>Authoritarianism (Moderate amount of power, but no one particularly favors this.)
>Constitutional (Low amount of power, and you have to abide by a constitution. Fairly popular among the right and left, but disliked by the far right and far left.)

>>1841977
>Authoritarianism (Moderate amount of power, but no one particularly favors this.)

>>1841977
>>Authoritarianism (Moderate amount of power, but no one particularly favors this.)
I purpose a false oligarchy that people think is real but is rigged.

Authoritarian it is.

Elizabeth appeals to the right, but not really to the far right or left or far left.

Do you want to do anything about this?

>Radicalize a bit.
>Do nothing.
>Write-in

>>1842941
>>Do nothing.
They'll grow into the radicalness

>>1842946
This

>>1842941
>Do nothing.

You decide to do nothing, but wait.

You eventually hear that you have minor popularity, but no polls have really come out.

With that done...

>Go back to being Renexizious.
>Attempt to campaign in Russia for more voters as Elizabeth!

>>1843061
>>Go back to being Renexizious.

>>1843061
>Go back to being Renexizious.

You are now Renexizious, and you currently are trying to rule over Sweden with a clawed fist!

Most notably, you have a few political problems...

What do you want to deal with?

>The Second Spanish Civil War
>The Vietnam War
>The Chinese Refugees
>The Failing British Economy.
>The Status of Islam and Christianity.

>>1847180

>The Failing British Economy.

Gotta look after Liz's stuff first, it's the husbandly thing to do.

>>1847180
>>The Failing British Economy.
Is our human population being unhappy not considered a political problem?

>>1847180
Deal with the British economy

British Economy it is.

What do you want to try and do?

>See about giving them more gold so the value of their currency goes up.
>...See about subsidizing them?
>Attempt to come up with a better plan?
>Write-in

>>1848077
>write in
Well, what's the problem? I need more than the economy is poopoo.

>>1848113
Holy fuck I'm tired.

Sorry about this, I'll get back in a while with proper shit when I'm done with something.

Alright, back.

England is currently 3.75$ Billion in debt to the USA, with 2% annual interest, and owes another 1$ Billion to Canada, with the same interest.

England has a mere 1.4 Billion in it's treasury due to expenses of reconstructing after the second World War, and thanks to damages to the palace, alongside the attempt upkeep to the colonies.

England is in a large deficit of 185$ Million a month, mostly stemming from reconstruction and upkeep of the colonies, but is predicted to slowly fall.

Actions

>Declare Bankruptcy?
>Attempt to negotiate with the Americans?
>Attempt to deal with the colonial upkeep.
>Ignore it for now...
>Attempt to siphon some money into her treasury?
>Attempt to get some help from corporations?
>Write-in

>>1852655
>Attempt to siphon some money into her treasury?
Give money to help with reconstruction

How much money do want to give England?

Treasury: 30$ Million

>...Keep it.
>Give them 5 Million.
>Give them 10 Million
>Give 15 Million
>Give 20 Million
>Give 25 Million
>Give 30 Million
>Write-in

>>1852716
12 million

>>1852716
>write in
>create an exchange of goods, services, and work as well that favors england 60/40
>also give them 5 million to upstart

You decide to do an exchange of services, goods, and work that favors England...

Hey, why don't we bring the Renexizsnacks brand over while we're at it? It'd help the job market. And our wallet.

And also contribute to obesity...

Come on, our obesity rates haven't gone up. That much.

...We have better things to do then try to make the next burger.

...Like get Chrysoula back. Flames says, quite bitterly, not to mention a bit hateful.

...I'm not fucking dealing with this heresy and having you fucking ruin it. The only thing I regret is us having a wife who's an Anglican, and Renexizious's obsession with Hitler...

Come on...

If you keep fucking talking about women Flames, eventually Renexizious is going to fuck up and start back up with the whole "womanizing" shit and then we'll be back to normal. I can't believe I actually had an interest in women, the two of you fucking can't control yourselves the slightest around them.

Fuck you.

The two of you are downright the most degenerate people regarding women that I've ever had the misfortune of meeting...

Eventually you get a bitchfest in your head regarding Solaire being absolutely fucking tired of the mere mention of women, and Flames being very, very salty and hateful, but luckily he seems to have acknowledged that it has made things better.

Now of course, you start putting into practice the exchange...

Roll me a 1d20+2 (-6 from Flames extreme anger, and him being in charge of the economy.)

+3 if you can make fun of Chrysoula and how it was worth it to leave her. (...Will piss off Flames.)

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1852780
I'll just roll a 1d20 because I'm a retard.

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1852780

Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1852780

Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

Ignore my roll.

Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

...Flames, out of sheer anger, manages to fucking make everything worse.

...How?

He manages to confuse you mentally and gives you the concept of "trickle-up economics", which you think he was making up, as when you go to the slums and give nearly 20$ Million in a large hope it'll help England's economy, you fail to find any growth in the following days. Though you think people like you a bit better...

Ignore my roll.

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

You of course, out of frustration, try to enjoy some tea in the gardens and talk it out with Flames.

It goes well until he out of complete anger and fury, sets the garden on fire, and sets five slaves alight.

...Elizabeth's going to be pissed.

...He's fucking pissed, that's for certain, and intends on taking it out on you.

...Luckily, you have a few more ways on trying to maybe stop his severe anger without you getting injured or hurt.

Eventually, after the whole "setting the garden partially on fire", you manage to calm him down a bit, and try to get him to do something somewhat constructive.

...Mostly write very threatening messages to Elizabeth, talking about how he'll conquer, destroy, and completely obliterate her nation and take her family as slaves to work in "his" mines.

Alright, so maybe this isn't working...

Actions

>Scrap the threatening messages. (...He'll continue to be pissed off, and might get more angry!)
>...Leave them be until he calms down? (...He'll calm down, eventually...)

>>1852855
>Scrap the threatening messages. (...He'll continue to be pissed off, and might get more angry!)

This us Rens response: "FUCK YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! You're nothing but a fucking tumor on my neck that has donee nothing but cause problems. Your only fucking note worthy action throughout your godamn existence is convincing me to fuck some fat cow from greece while you got off of it a little. Youre nothing but a stain and a nuisance who has threatend my life so you can go fuck yourself, but oh wait! You dont even have your own dick you retarded waste of oxygen.

>>1852906
This. Bullying always helps.

>>1852855
>...Leave them be until he calms down? (...He'll calm down, eventually...)
Let's calm him down then get the message scrapped

>Sigh
>"Flames I know you're pissed about what happened with chrysoula. I'm not going to lie, I'd be absolutely fucking furious if someone or something tried to get in the way of me and liz, even if it was to help me or someone else, especially then, but can you please, just please, not threaten to burn down her nation, her subjects, and belongings? Especially knowing how her mother had faith in her being able to protect all that?"

I'm going to wait 20 more minutes, let me just say that making fun/insulting Flames will make the situation worse.

>>1852914
>this
>>1852917
Fine I won't shitpost.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how much you can calm Flames down.

+2 to try and appeal and apologize to him about this?
+2 if you can talk about how he shouldn't take his anger out on Elizabeth?

Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1852961

>>1852961
>fuck you cunt. You're just jealous of my beautiful wife. You're gonna apologize or else dirtbag.

Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1852961
>"Damnit flames I'm sorry for you losing out on your wife. Didn't exactly think through the whole time travel thing perfectly but don't take it out on liz. She didn't travel back in time to make this happen so leave her out of this. I'm sorry for this mess but don't threaten to burn down her stuff. It's not cool man."

Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

You attempt to talk through to him, which works exceedingly well, and he calms down a bit, after getting a bit of his anger out and general frustration.

...He eventually rests, still very much angry at you, to the worrying point of possible hatred and resentment.

You manage to scrap the letters too, without any problem.

Until Flames catches onto your true thoughts, which is mostly just you thinking he's jealous and a cunt.

So he calls you out on it, and one thing leads to another...

Roll me a single 1d20.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1852997

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Eventually, you get forcibly booted out of your body, and put into "head" status, as Flames becomes the dominate personality.

...It erh... Well, long story short, Flames begins his angry adventure.

Rolling.

However, Solaire attempts to stop this, and take control while your weakened.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you and Solaire can do a counter-take over before any damage gets done.

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1853034
Stop this
Stop it now

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1853034

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Rolling.

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Solaire manages to boot Flames out, and with both you, and Flames severely weak, Solaire goes to do his own thing.

Rolled 15 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

...Solaire seems somewhat amazed being able to walk, move, and pick things up, eventually figuring things out.

...Eventually, Solaire stumbles out of the bedroom, and goes to kind of wander around, somewhat excited in being able to choose his direction.

Then, Solaire suddenly bumps into Kryos, who seems to be asking if you still want to go out drinking/doing a card game.

"...I suppose?"

Ignore my roll.

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

The card game and drinking are terribly average, but Solaire enjoys himself a bit, ending up slightly intoxicated, and eventually somehow, manages to win three times in a row.

Huh.

Eventually, Solaire, while drunk, has the great idea to go shopping for Liz and the kids because "we're already here"

Of course, it's a test in frustration, as he angrily accuses the manager of a children's clothing store of being a "filthy degenerate" for the downright disgusting clothes he has, and marketing things which are "too revealing", and threatening to shut his store down, and being very, very pissed.

Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

Ignore my roll.

...Which results in a very panicked manage
pulling a shotgun on Solaire, and firing point blank at him.

...Which does nothing, to very, very thick scales, and now a very, very angry Solaire.

Solaire grabs the manager by the throat hard enough to disarm him, and throws him through aisles of horribly designed/revealing children's clothes all the way back into a wall, knocking the manager out cold, and giving him permanent brain damage...

Along with pictures of locked up children, which results in the police being called, and a large search of the store and the home of the manager...

Eventually, Solaire finds the children locked up in the basement behind a fake wall, and frees them, and they luckily seem unharmed...

Of course, while searching the rest of the building, some names of "suppliers" have been found, which begins to lead to many city-wide arrests, and as Solaire gets home, results in you being called a "hero", massively boosting your popularity, and also putting a stop to a pedophile ring along with a organ harvesting ring, and human trafficking one.

...What exactly should Solaire push for against these pedophiles/human trafficers/organ harvesters?

>Death.
>Banishment
>Life Imprisonment
>Being Lunch.
>Write-in for other, very harsh sentences.

>>1853144
>>Write-in for other, very harsh sentences.
Enslavement in extremely high lethal areas.

>>1853144
>Death

>>1853153
This.
If we have deep dark mines or some other lethal place.
Send them there

You send them to the worse possible job, while Solaire sleeps off the day by himself .

You know, beds are really, really comfy when your in them.

I know, right?

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how much of your strength is regained after being kicked out of physical control.

+2 if you can think what the hell Solaire's thinking, being able to do so much stuff.
+2 for generally attempting to think /comfy/ thoughts so you can relax a bit more.

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1853211

>>1853211
Solaire would probably want to issue a decree saying women would only wear long skirts and less revealing wardrobes. Also maybe target model and fashion industries that have magazine covers with people who show too much skin, male and female.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1853235
Not a terrible idea
This or something

Dice because fuck you

The next day eventually comes around, and you've regained 60% of your strength.

Solaire of course, gets to deal with Elizabeth coming home while your still too tired to take control, only merely be a head.

Of course, Solaire asks for your advice on how to make Elizabeth happy.

Actions

>Take her out?
>Buy her something nice.
>...Don't do anything.
>....Stay the fuck away from her, Solaire.

>>1853250
>>Take her out?
>>Buy her something nice.
Why not? It's not like he's gonna steal her. And if she does It's the same sex

You decide to take her out and buy her something nice.

...Solaire decides to look into investing into some nice steel chainmail, since he thinks she'd like it.

"Besides, it decreases the chances of her getting killed."

Actions

>...Sure, that could work.
>Tell Solaire to find something a bit more... Girly.
>Write-in

>>1853307
>>Tell Solaire to find something a bit more... Girly.
This is the 21....the 20th century, get that girl some modern sheet

>>1853307
Get a bedsheet with a cross of saint george on it. Also I'm all for getting her chainmail or any other personal body armor.

Solaire of course, goes to get a proper suit of chainmail for Liz.

...Eventually, Solaire gets her a nice dress of shiny steel chainmail just in time when Elizabeth arrives, just barely.

She of course, seems happy to see you, giving you a kiss and of course, talking about how her time in Russia was...

...Solaire tries to explain that your a bit busy, and she of course, seems very disappointed by this, until Solaire says that he'll be with her for a while.

Solaire gives her a gift of the chainmail suit and bedsheet of Saint George...

She seems to be a bit... Well, not really interested.

"...Why exactly did you get me chainmail?"

"Well, it gives you a nice amount of protection, and it's... Well, it's nice looking?"

"...I think I'm good."

She seems to dislike the chainmail, but appreciate the gesture. and Solaire seems very disappointed.

What should Solaire do?

>Try to get Liz to wear the armor. It'll look good on her, probably! Maybe.
>...Take her out to dinner?
>...Just call it off.
>Write-in

>>1853381
>>...Just call it off.
Mission failed boys. We'll get them next time.

>>1853381
>...Just call it off.

Anons sure in calling it off?

Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Come on, just call it off, she's not really going to do it.

Ignore my roll.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

Solaire doesn't give up, trying for one more "go" at it.

...He gets turned down gently, and politely, as Liz states that he's not exactly Ren.

Solaire seems understanding but disappointed, and continues on with his day.

Then, Frankizka comes around.

"Ren? Are you busy?"

"Well, erh, hello. I'm not really Renexizious... I'm Solaire... But no, he's not busy. Do you need something?"

"...I was wondering if you wanted to go through my reports a bit? Regarding the whole security matter regarding the Norse..."

Ignore my roll.

Solaire ends up rather inept at intrigue, mostly via assumptions of honor and disliking "dishonorable" things. He strongly detests it, and tells Frankizka to "never involve him" in such evil and dark intrigues, and seems to dislike her and distrust her.

However, you feel your power returning...

Actions

>Influence Solaire to do something. (Costs a bit of power, but you'll be "Solaire" so to speak, and able to control his actions much more then normal.)
>...Just wait.

>>1853490
Influence solaire

>>1853490
>>Influence Solaire to do something. (Costs a bit of power, but you'll be "Solaire" so to speak, and able to control his actions much more then normal.)

You are now Solaire!

What do you want to do?

>...Attempt to try your best to get something good for Liz?
>Attempt to help Elizabeth regarding Russia?
>Try to deal with Renexizious's country.
>Try to do more PR boosting stuff.
>...Why don't you try to go on an adventure?
>See if the kobolds have gotten Renexizious's offer of embassy.
>See about visiting/hanging out with a kid?
>Write-in

>>1853537
>>Try to do more PR boosting stuff.
We have an opportunity to really do something good here. Let's follow up on it.

What PR boosting thing do you want to do?

>Be a big damned hero.
>Try to do some interviews on that whole "saving kids from horrible people" thing.
>See about trying to do some public charity?
>Attend public church?
>Write-in

>>1853603
>>See about trying to do some public charity?
>>Attend public church?
Solaire could excel at both of these.

Charity and Church it is.

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1853743

Choose one anons.

>Do something wonderful for one country in particular?
>Get the adoration of the poor in your country?
>Write-in

>>1853820
>>Do something wonderful for one country in particular?
D-d-did someone say Britain?

>>1853828
This

What countries do anons want this to affect?

>England.
>Spain
>A nearby country on the same continent.
>Write-in

>>1854751
>>England.
>>1853828
>>1854751
Well, you know what these two votes are for....

>>1854751
Britain

Bump

Solaire of course, heads over to England for a little while...

Roll me a 1d100 please anons.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>1859101

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>1859101

Solaire sets orders to construct a large museum dedicated to dragons in England.

So long as it's still operating, you'll get a bit of PR overtime and also a tiny bit of income, but also a bit of academic prestige!

Roll me one more 1d100.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1859163

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>1859163

Solaire also works on some other stuff, such as working in a soup kitchen for a bit, and generally being a pretty humble guy.

You end up going home with plenty of PR.

You are extremely well-liked in England now.

Solaire however, seems in a very happy mood after being able to work, and ends up going back home.

Is there anything else?

>Help Elizabeth in Russia.
>Deal with Renexizious's country.
>Oversee if there's any problems you should be taking care of.
>Go on an adventure!
>See if the kobolds have gotten back to you! (They have!)
>See about visiting/hanging out with a kid?
>Write-in

>>1859206
>See if the kobolds have gotten back to you! (They have!)

>>1859206
>>See if the kobolds have gotten back to you! (They have!)
time to open our email.

You see a response back.

Apparently, they've accepted the offer of embassy, and have sent a diplomat, someone called Praetor Aurelia Galvisia, a member of the Senate and apparently a very influential politician, alongside a detachment of legionaries from Legate Auraxius's platoon.

Do you want to send a letter back?

>Yes.
>No.

>>1859246
>No
I do want to send a letter back, but not as Solaire.

>>1859252
This

>>1859252
If you do decide to send a letter back, Solaire can just write down what you say.

>>1859246
>No

You decide against sending a letter back.

Solaire of course, seems tired and prepares to get some sleep. At least, until Elslif wants to hang out with you/him.

"Dad!"

"...Hi, I'm uh, kind of no-"

"Can I go on a sleep over?"

"...A what?'

"A sleep over! With the servant's kids!"

"Servant's kids?"

"Yeah! All the servant's daughters are having a sleep over and I wanna go!"

"...You were invited?"

"...No... But I still wanna go!"

She seems very eager and listens to your words very carefully.

Actions.

>...Why don't you ask your mom?
>...I mean, sure. But only if I come, alright?
>...Sure?
>...How about not now?
>...No, I'd rather you here.
>...You shouldn't associate with such petty humans, Elslif.
>Write-in

>>1860913
>...Why don't you ask your mother?

>>1860913
>Write-in
She has to ask the girls parents if that's fine first

Even though they probably aren't going to say no

"Well, try asking your mother and ask the girls parents if that's fine first."

"...Mom's being weird I was hoping you'd say yes..."

"...Weird?"

"...Mom wants me to get ready for school tomorrow... And also mom's really upset about it."

...Great, looks like Elizabeth's being emotional about your daughter going to school.

"...So um, can you ask her? Pleeeeaaaase?"

She of course, looks up at you, with somewhat watery, but hopeful reptilian eyes...

Actions

>Ask her yourself Elslif, alright?
>...I guess...
>It's fine, I'll just allow you to go.
>Write-in

>>1860963
>...I guess...

>>1860963
It's fine, I'll just allow you to go.

Solaire sighs.

"...Well, sure."

Elslif breaks into a smile and hugs your lower leg tightly, being extremely excited.

"Can I wear my pajamas and bring Mr. Squishy?"

"...Mr. Squishy?"

"The new plushie mom got me! It's of a lizard! Kind of like you! But gold and shiny!"

"I um... Sure."

Elslif squeals a bit excitedly, running off to her room to presumably get ready...

...Without telling you what time it is.

Great.

Actions

>...Leave it to Elslif to talk to the parents.
>...You should see about talking to the parents first, so you know when it is...
>...See if any of your kids are interested?
>Write-in

>>1861004
>...You should see about talking to the parents first, so you know when it is...

>>1861004
>...You should see about talking to the parents first, so you know when it is...

You attempt your finest at finding the parents...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for what happens anons.

+2 if you can try to think why they SHOULD let your daughter come... (+1 for thinking about threats...)
+2 for thinking about how much fun it'll be for Elslif...

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1861051
inb4 a low (or high) enough roll and they turn out to be pedophiles as well.

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1861051

You eventually find the parents and after some conversation, they begrudingly let Elslif come...

...Which is apparently in two hours.

Of course it's last minute.

You of course, go to check up on Elslif, who's apparently ready and wearing her pajamas, which is of a panda.

You of course, get ready to take her down via car...

Roll me a 1d100 by the way.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>1861120

86

You think it goes well, as you drop Elslif off...

Do you want to just head home?

>Yes.
>...Stay around and watch, just in case.
>Go inside with her?
>Write-in

>>1861159
>Go inside with her?

You of course go inside with Elslif...

Most of the kids seem to be from 6-8, and most are slightly taller then Elslif...

The parents hosting it seem nice, if very nervous about you and your daughter, and try to make you feel at home, with offering you iced tea and biscuits.

Overall, you spend an hour talking to the parents, getting to know them and all. The father apparently works as an accountant, while the mother stays home to look after the kids.

Elslif seems to be having some fun... And of course, tries to tear you away from the conversation so you can help her build a pillow fort.

Actions

>...Just tell Elslif you'll be going and pick her up tommorow.
>Alright, alright. Help Elslif with the pillow fort a bit.
>...Spend some more time with the parents?
>Write-in

>>1861235
>>1861235
>...Just tell Elslif you'll be going and pick her up tommorow.

>>1861235
>>...Just tell Elslif you'll be going and pick her up tommorow.
>>Alright, alright. Help Elslif with the pillow fort a bit.

>>1861159
>Go inside with her

You decide to tell Elslif you'll pick her up tommorow, and also help her with the pillow fort.

Of course, this goes well, with Mr. Squishy being proclaimed the king of the fort.

You also notice that Solaire and Elslif seem to get along fairly well, with Solaire occassionally refering to Elslif as "princess" and that sort of thing, and Elslif doesn't really seem to notice the difference between you and Solaire.

"...Dad?"

"...Yeah?"

"...I'm going to miss you when you go."

Actions

>...Don't worry about it, everything's going to go fine here.
>...If you need anything, just call me on their phone, alright?
>It's important that you find some friends, ok?
>...Well, if you want, I'll be close by, alright?
>Write-in

>>1861346
>...Don't worry about it, everything's going to go fine here.

>>1861346
>>...Well, if you want, I'll be close by, alright?
>...If you need anything, just call me on their phone, alright?
She needs to socialize without her dad The King of Sweden being there. Else she might form the wrong relationships.

"Listen, if you want anything, I'll be close by, alright? Just call me on their phone if you need anything, alright?"

"...Ok."

You (well, Solaire) kisses her on the head and gets ready to get up...

Eventually, Solaire heads home, exhausted, and to bed, where Elizabeth is of course, waiting.

...You (or rather, Solaire) gets a night of cuddling with Liz who's in her yuan-ti form, who seems somewhat clingy...

"...Ren?"

"...Yeah?"

"...I was wondering something."

"Yeah?"

"...I heard what you did in England..."

"...What, the charity and museum thing?"

"Yeah... I thought that was so wonderful of you..."

Elizabeth cuddles up more tightly to you, and gives you a kiss.

"...You know, when was the last time we spent any meaningful time together?" Elizabeth says, a bit seductively...

"...Erh, my apologies, but I'm... Not in the mood, I just got back from church."

Elizabeth sighs a bit, slightly disappointed, but continues cuddling heavily...

You think that Solaire might of stopped you from having some fun with Liz, damn it...

Eventually, Solaire passes out...

What do?

>Take control. (Flames can also attempt it!)
>...Don't, unless Flames tries to.
>Don't, period point blank.
>Write-in

>>1861422
>Take control. (Flames can also attempt it!)

>>1861422
>write-in
Solaire has done us good today. If he wants to sleep. Let a sleeping man lie.

Rolling in 25 minutes, if anons can't decide Flames gets a bonus to taking control.

I'll switch to >>1861435

Rolled 1 (1d10)

You decide to leave Solaire alone.

Eventually, in the middle of the night, you hear the phone ring.

...Damn it.

Solaire attempts to get up, but is constricted by Liz... Who's fast asleep.

Damn it. It's probably your daughter calling or something.

Solaire tries to slip out the nice way...

Rolled 11 (1d20)

Fuck, wrong dice.

Solaire barely slips out, his hand narrowly reaching the phone and plucking it off.

"Dad?"

It seems to be your daughter.

"Yeah? Is something wrong?"

"...No... I um... I just wanted to say I miss you."

Solaire sighs a bit.

"Listen, I miss you too. Why don't you hang out with your friends?"

"...They're kind of mean."

"Mean?"

"...Um... None of them want to talk with me and they ignore me or laugh at my pajamas..."

"...Goddamn it..."

"The parents are really nice though, they gave me a sandwich."

Actions

>...Why don't I just pick you up if you aren't having a good time?
>...Listen, I'm sorry you aren't having a good time, but I can't pick you up.
>Well, what do you think would of happened? You barely even know them and just came over because you heard about it!
>Hey, I think your panda pajamas are cool, and it doesn't matter what they think, alright?
>Write-in

>>1861479
>...Why don't I just pick you up if you aren't having a good time?

>>1861479
>>...Listen, I'm sorry you aren't having a good time, but I can't pick you up.
I'd have the other kids' parents whipped, but I don't think solaire would enjoy that

>>1861479
>write-in
Wake up Liz and let her daughter speak to her. This kind of thing requires a woman's touch.

>>1861492
This

You decide to go wake up Elizabeth.

It's a bit hard, and she seems exhausted, and listens to the phone a bit...

"...Can we pick you up a bit later, sweetie? Mother's a bit tired..."

Eventually, she gets off the phone.

"...Well, I'll see about picking her up the in the omrning and talking to the other kid's parents, ok?"

She yawns, and turns back into bed again.

Actions

>Go with it and pass out too... Your job is done.
>Tell your daughter you miss her?
>See about picking her up early.
>...Write-in

>>1861590
>Go with it and pass out too... Your job is done.

>>1861590
>>Go with it and pass out too... Your job is done.
>>Tell your daughter you miss her?
This seems like the soundest idea to me.

"...We'll pick you up in the morning, alright? We miss you."

"Miss you too."

Solaire sighs and gets back into bed, and cuddled and constricted by Liz...

...I hope he still thinks I'm cute even without my breasts. You hear from Liz... Who seems to have passed out on your shoulder.

...The rest of the night is the occassional thought accidently projected to you by the passed-out Elizabeth, with such thoughts like "Maybe I should have the slaves get me a few more boxes of those donuts... They seem to run out so fast around here.", and more personal stuff, such as her general worries about Elslif and the kids, and a tiny bit of thinking about if you'd find it cute if she spoke in a bit of a snake-like accent.

...Honestly, it's kind of hard to sleep now that your wife's a psychic... At least you get insight into some of the stuff she does.

Do you pay attention to any of this?

>The stuff about you.
>The stuff about your kids.
>The embarrassing stuff...
>Write-in

>>1861629
>>The embarrassing stuff...
I'm curious at what secrets she hides.

>>1861629
>>The embarrassing stuff...

You decide to listen in to all the embarrassing stuff Liz is thinking about.

She seems to still have a bit of concern over her ex-boyfriend in England, and seems a bit guilty over it.

She also seems to be worrying a bit about you, and how you work so hard and how she never really sees you.

You also find that she's somewhat worried if the color green makes her look fat...

...She's also heavily stressed over the whole "England" economic problem, and seems unable to actually get a proper good night's sleep as her thoughts keep turning back to it, thinking of ways to fix the economy...

You learn about is that she's quite envious of your height, although attracted by it...

...You also learn that she's very concerned over not having a human form, and is worried if she'll lose anything else.

...She's also worried if you know she's German or not, judging from how you tend to poke fun at her for it once in a while.

...She's also very embarrassed about her current dream, where she's apparently dressed up similar to a middle eastern woman doing a dance... With a frenchwoman and a cow, while you watch and try to not laugh.

...You erh... You don't really learn anything too embarrassing beyond that.

Damn.

Actions

>...Maybe you should be a nice guy and come up with a way to relax and take care of one of her concerns? (Increase's Liz's happiness.)
>...See about making plans to embarrass her later. (Increases your happiness.)
>...Continue to listen in.
>...Sleep.
>Write-in

>>1862084
>>...Maybe you should be a nice guy and come up with a way to relax and take care of one of her concerns? (Increase's Liz's happiness.)

>>1862084
>...Maybe you should be a nice guy and come up with a way to relax and take care of one of her concerns? (Increase's Liz's happiness.

>>1862084

>...Maybe you should be a nice guy and come up with a way to relax and take care of one of her concerns? (Increase's Liz's happiness.)
>...See about making plans to embarrass her later. (Increases your happiness.)

Wake her up with schnitzel and pretzels in bed, with a big smile.

>>1863528
>bullying Liz
kys you little gaywad fagget, you don't contribute anything good to the quest

You decide to try and be a nice person, as amusing as embarrassing Elizabeth can be...

What do?

>Try to relax her.
>Help her with the economic problem.
>Try to "take care" of her ex.
>Reassure her that you don't know that she's German.
>Write-in

>>1863768
>Help her with the economic problem.

>>1863768
>>Help her with the economic problem.

...Are anons sure? Flames is still pissed at you.

>>1863900
Good point.....I dunno what to do...

>>1863900
Do it

>>1863900
Stop.
Stop this now
>
>Try to relax her.

>>1863984
going with this, I'm playing with characters I don't really know.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how effective you can relax Liz.

+2 if you can do something special for when she wakes up.

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1864006
She does seem rather fond of those donuts so may as well get those for her. Some tea would also be good. Perhaps give her massage as well.

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1864006

Allowing samefagging if you can slightly embarrass her.

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1864006

16+6=22

You of course get her some tea and donuts, and when she wakes up, she's pleasantly surprised by all this...

You think she apperciates it, especially the massage you give to her afterwards, though not much comes of it.

Eventually, you continue on with your day...

Do you want to write that letter to the kobolds now or later?

>Now.
>Later.
>Write-in

>>1864310
Now.

>>1864310
>Now.

Well, I think I'll end the thread here. Just write what you want to send the romans in your letter.

>>1864504
I know fuck all about them so uh, swedish king dragon stuff.

>>1864504
"Eyyy kobbos, I'll hook you up real nice with all that gucci stuff you've been wanting. Just gimme some time and I'll get that stuff and we can be homies and be chillin at my crib"

>>1864504
"Hello Kobold envoy. I the Great Renexizious Thorrson, King of the Glorious Draconic Sweden write to greet you and welcome you to the surface. I hope that the power and wealth of my empire and most importantly me can be of some aid to my capable (Albeit lesser) brethren down below. After all if I can elevate all these mortals nations under my dominion to something of value an empire of my reptilian cousins should be no trouble."

-From Renexizious Thorrson the Great, Emperor of the Draconic Empire of Sweden

Rolled 60 (1d100)

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Rolled 16 (1d20)