>>1855293

What the hell do I want to do?
[] Go check up on one of my friends who might be awake right now
[] eh just go for a walk and try to think up something
[] Try and enjoy the garden for once...and dig up a few roots
[] Mess with the faries
[] ask the bee girls why the hell they're still up
[] Visit the lion's den
[] Wander into the forest, listening to load metal
[] Pick a fight with scary/big monster girl
[] write in

>>1855294
>[] Try and enjoy the garden for once...and dig up a few roots
>[] ask the bee girls why the hell they're still up
>[] Wander into the forest, listening to load metal

>Grab Saorse because why not?

Evening HM. Also, solo forest adventure!

>>1855294
>[] eh just go for a walk and try to think up something
>[] Try and enjoy the garden for once...and dig up a few roots
Solo adventure!

>>1855306
>[] ask the bee girls why the hell they're still up
Very important question.

>>1855294
[] Try and enjoy the garden for once...and dig up a few roots

[] Play using our green thumb on the garden

>>1855294
>[] Try and enjoy the garden for once...and dig up a few roots

>[] Play using our green thumb on the garden

>>1855294
>[]Enjoy the garden for once
>[]Sing to myself quietly, real quietly.

>>1855294
>>1855294
>[] Try and enjoy the garden for once...and dig up a few roots
>[] Play using our green thumb on the garden
>[] Visit the lion's den

Hmm, you know it feels kind of weird that I've never used my magic in this garden. I mean I see it so often and walk through it nearly as much, so why haven't I used my magic on it? I mean the obvious answer is all the roses, tulips, bluebells, lavender and other colorful...girly flowers aren't exactly my thing, and if I started to work here I just know I'll get bothered by all the girls who actually like that crap.

I begin to walk down the cobblestone path, stopping on the crappy bridge over the tiny stream running through the garden and stop for a second...God what am I doing? I've never like flowers or nature at all for that matter....but here I am. Bough to act like a godamn fairy tail gardener to pass the time. I can already hear what people or going to say but fuck em, not like this is going to be a hobby.

curling my tail up, I walk off the bridge, past a bee girl messing around in the flowers...guess they're lonely without the alarunes awake...Besides, I'm just messing around, not doing this cause I like flower or want to make it look nice.

I am doing this just because I'm bored! and hungry! the owner can't chew my ear off if I don't actually hurt the plants when I pull their roots out of the mud, hehehe

I cross my arms, as a dim green glow oozes out of the hoodie I'm wearing and norse runes briefly burn above it.

Well, lets see what I can do here

roll 1d20+magic

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1855343
Try and super charge the roots for a snack, hungry dragon is angry dragon

Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1855343
Here is to making lovely rosebushes.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1855343

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Peaceful days.

>>1855394
Drawanon, you're back!

>>1855394
Wow, that's way higher quality than your usual stuff Draw Friend, it looks great! Not that your usual art is bad or anything, you know what I mean.

>>1855403
Heyo :)

>>1855394
Add some flowers in the hair just to make a girly joke.

Alright! lets do this! I step off the path and brush my hands over the roses bushes as one of the other bee girls...this one with longer and messier hair, sits in front of them and nearly flips over herself in surprise as they expand and grow right in front of her, blood red flowers blooming all over the now me sized bushes! They're quickly followed by roses of different colors, while the ground underneath them surges and breaks apart as the roots dig out further away from the rapidly growing bushes, to keep them from tipping over and ripping themselves out of the ground.

The bee girl buzzes, looking too tired to understand what the hell I'm doing or be sure if she's actually seeing it. And she's a least not stupid enough to lean closer to the damn things and instead steps back and avoid getting pricked because she did. I laugh at her surprise and shock and dig my hands into the grass and dirt to pull out the recently fattened roots from under it.

Not missing a beat, and with a happy nearly shit eating grin on my face, I shove the roots into my mouth and begin to chew on them like tabaco, wincing and snorting as I taste rose bush roots for the first time.

Its an, interesting feeling to say the least and they're much more...gooey than the roots I usually snack on. Still good though, like all roots!

But I want something a bit drier and heartier for my breakfast....Maybe that willow tree? never messed with it since I saw the bear who owns this place nearly throttling a girl who broke one of its branches buuut..

Well I don't think she could hurt me even if she wanted to, cause I'd beat her ass if I didn't want to get thrown out of the inn...Eh not like I'm hurting anything, might force those pear trees to grow some fruit so I can have a bite or two of that. But that willow tree? its had big enough roots to keep me full most of the day.

My black tongue flicks out of my lips, hanging over my fangs as I lick them and march up to the crooked tree hanging over the brick wall.

Running my hands down the rough bark, I watch it ripple and crack as the tree itself begins to grow. And as it does the shadows around me begin to grow as the branches begin to hang lower and more grow, darkening the shade under the tree as it grows and leans against the wall. Oh shit is it going to break it?

I watch for a second, and sigh as it just keeps leaning on it. Ah crap that would've been fun to watch. Eh not like I was excited for it anyways, but now I've got

"Woooow, look at all this shade! the trees gotten bigger!" A little fairy dressed in a rain coat says, landing on my horns as I crouch down in the wet grass to dig up the roots "Did you do this?"

"Oooh there's so much more room up there now!"

"Hey we could carve houses into this thing"

"Look at all this shade, it looks like something out of a fairy tail"

"I want to race to the top"
cont

>>1855421
And it's still too sloppy to be a finished piece! XD I know exactly what you mean. Many times when I do these games I've already drawn for a few hours beforehand, sometimes probably a full day of drawing.

But I took some time on this one for starting off the game, then put my drawing stuff on the charger.

>>1855443
Well it looks awesome and you're awesome, glad you're here Draw Friend.

>>1855439

"When did it get so crowded up here' A harpy chirps, peeking through the leaves "....how long have I been asleep!"

I sigh, all these idiots are giving me a headache!
What do I do?
[] yell at them and tell them to fuck off
[] just grab the roots and leaves
[] climb up the tree and hang out with fairies....against my better judgement
[] bat any flying annoyances away with my tail
[] Hey if you think is cool, watch this! 1d20+magic
[] let my aura of wilting out
[] Go for a walk outside of the gardens
[] write in
>>1855394
That is a beautiful and adorable may. Fantastic work amigo

>>1855454
>[] Go for a walk outside of the gardens

No destroying the Inn!

>>1855454
>[] just grab the roots and leaves
>[] Go for a walk outside of the gardens

Fairies are always bad news, this is their home though so lets grab our food and go before someone starts something, accidental or not

>>1855454
>[] climb up the tree and hang out with fairies....against my better judgement
>[] Go for a walk outside of the gardens
>[] just grab the roots and leaves

>>1855454
>[] Go for a walk outside of the gardens
>[] Go to annoy the squirrel.

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>>1855430

>>1855454
>[] Go for a walk outside of the gardens

>[] Go to tease I mean annoy the squirrel.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1855454
>[]Hey if you think this is cool, watch /this/!

>>1855454
Thanks, HM

>>1855454
>[] Go to tease.. I mean annoy the squirrel.

>>1855451
Thanks CU, always glad to see you here too

Sorry for multi replies, I'm a bit scattered

>>1855479
"Flower girl flower girl, does whatever a flower can!"

"Come here you darn cow!"

"Minotaur."

"Are you sure because with those tits you make me want milk.. I mean... ugh... nevermind."

Yeah ,I'm not hungry enough to stick around here while a bunch of little pixies piss me off and annoy the fucking hell out of me. Mostly so I don't end up "offending" them and have them annoy me later when I actually have something to do besides give a bunch of flowers magical steroids.

Running on all fours for a second, I jog away from the chattering, glittering faeries as they begin to gossip and play as the confused harpy look around, chirping in a shocked panic. Yeah, I'd rather fucking die or turn into an alarune than be stuck around that many excited fairies.

Ah well, that was...at least kind of fun, guess I should find something else to do. My eyes wander to the consantly open gate sitting in the middle of the brick walls. Well, guess I could go for a walk and enjoy solitiude for a bit.

Maybe make the forest the size of a redwood one or go swimming in the river. Not sure but a walk does sound nice.

Tucking my hands into my hoodie's pouch, I quietly slip out of the inn's grounds, still hearing the buzzing bees and bee girls, the chirping harpy and the faries as I walk onto the gravel path and stop as I try to decide.

Should I walk down the bridge and just hang out there for awhile, walk around the forest for a bit? Find out how to get down to the river or just go wander around for a.

"Ahh?" I grunt in confusion as I hear rattling metal and creaking boards down the bridge.

what the hell is that?I take a step closer, and see that knight from the beach, wearing a new helmet with a wooden sword by their side, marching towards me like I just walked into a bad fantasy book?


What do I do?
[] ask them what do they want
[] ignore them and go for a swim
[] turn and walk into the woods
[]ignore them as I walk past them
[] Oh right I did promise you a fight.
[] seriously? you're up this early in full armor? fuck off
[] Oh so you weren't just a heat induced hallucination
[] write in

>>1855558
>[] Oh right I did promise you a fight.
>[] seriously? you're up this early in full armor?

>>1855558
>[] Oh so you weren't just a heat induced hallucination
>[] ask them what do they want

I kind of want to see how long we can cockblock him/her for, it was hilarious last time we did it, and we got a kid out of it.

>>1855558
[] ignore them and go for a swim

"Good luck swiming in heavy armor!"

>>1855558
>[] ignore them and go for a swim

>>1855558

>[] ignore them and go for a swim

>[] I am sexy and I know it?

>>1855558
>[]Turn and walk into the woods.

"Oh so you weren't just a heat induced hallucination."

"Maybe /you/ were in heat, madam, but not I."

>>1855569
>[] ask them what do they want
Guess we aren't getting that fight in...

>>1855558
>[] ignore them and go for a swim

"I bet I am faster than you swiming!"

>>1855581
>"Maybe /you/ were in heat, madam, but not I."
heh

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>>1855587
Or perhaps....

>>1855587
Don't worry, cockblocking is fun! And she/he might convince May to fight him/her eventually, even if we can't hit her/him with Saorse.

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>>1855599

>>1855635
Only when I know what they are creature! Damn I can't wait for that helmet reveal, preferably as we break her/his toy sword over his/her head

>>1855643
"Creature! Xer, not he, not she, but XER!! Rrrrawr!"

Well I'm not in the mood to fight white walkers or whatever. if this knight was the size of a sky scraper I might be convinced, but only because I've always wanted to fight a kaiju. But a knight? come on that's cliche and boring. Not to mention I don't like beating on the mentally ill most of the time. And a normal...or what I am guessing is a normal blokes who wants to fight dragon girks while dressed like that has to be fucking insane, pulling some stupid prank or wanting to get off their weird fetish.

Well maybe not, but I am still pissed off that I got woken up so early today for no good reason. That's probably why I'm getting so pissy just seeing this guy. Either way even though fighting something would probably cheer me up, I don't want to deal with his weird nerd shit....or whatever this is

"AH, dragon of the devil! I have come to make good your offer of meeting me in honorable combat! Remember? from the beach with all the cat girls and the male models?" they shout, waving their toy sword in the air as I do my best not to pay attention to him.

I walk over to the edge of the cliff, where the bridge touches down and peer over the railing running down the side of it....now where are the stairs leading down....or are those further up or down? I know there's a way to get down there! there's a mermaid swimming down there right now!

"Uh...Madam? you did hear me yes? our fight? I can't swim in water and already have an arena provided for our battle" the knight calls out again, louder this time.

What do I do?
[] just find the way down the river and swim
[] "leave me alone" and jump into the river 1d20+ resilience
[].....ask if he knows of any ponds or lake nearby
[] Ask why he wants to fight a dragon so badly!
[] Fine, I'll do it if you just leave me alone
[] "threaten" to throw him off the bridge....jokingly of course
[] write in

>>1855635
How terrifying

>>1855649
>[] Ask why he wants to fight a dragon so badly!
>[] Fine, I'll do it if you just leave me alone

>>1855654
>[]"Where even is this arena you found?"

>>1855649
>[].....ask if he knows of any ponds or lake nearby
>[] just find the way down the river and swim

Your cock shall remain blocked, bitch version of Podrik Payne!

>>1855647
I thought that was your name! I'm sorry if I'm missing a reference, I feel like I am.

>>1855649
>[].....ask if he knows of any ponds or lake nearby
>[] just find the way down the river and swim

>>1855649
>[]I'm a dragon, he's a knight, I get it... but is this guys /serious/?
>[]Ask him to 'try' swimming with his armor on, he doesn't know if he doesn't try.
>[]Oh what the heck, "Why do you want to fight a dragon so badly..." (It BETTER not be some nerd crap.)
>[]Decide to fight him rear quick just to get it over with. It'll make swimming that much better afterwards.

>>1855664
Yah, it's not a ref from a show or anything though, it's actually a real life thing, people were proposing calling people things like xe and xer instead of he or her, etc.

>>1855649

>[] just find the way down the river and swim

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>>1855664
Xer is displeased.

>>1855683
Oh right, I think I remember that. People get up to some weird shit when left alone for long enough I've found.

>>1855688
*Darth Vader voice*

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1855649
[] just find the way down the river and swim

Can anyone take a hint today? I don't want to be bothered while I'm trying to find away to actually enjoy myself this early and not get pissed off at everything for having the fucking audacity to be awake this early with me....I should've just watched Queen kong verse gozilla again, that one is a classic. But I made up my mind, and swimming at least sounds fun. Well it did before this joker showed up again! Ah there it is, I couldn't see the stairs at first because the path leading to them was hidden by some berry bushes or something. God people really need to clean that up. I would...actually I will. I don't care about berries so I'll just wilt them away.

"Hello? do you hear me? are you listening to music or something?" the knight asks, getting close as I drag my claws across the edge of the tunnel that covers the bridge, and toss the curled pieces of wood back at the armored idiot. Then I stuff my hands into my hoodie pouch and begin to walk away from him, as the grass dries up and turns yellow under my feet.

"You do remember yes? is today not a good day or are you going back on the promise you made with me in blood" they continue ranting, saying something weird enough for me to glance back at them, and even they can see the look of confusion on my face "Well....I would've have asked but that's just weird, figure of speech"

"Godamn" I murmur under my breath as the berry bush dry up, and with a quick kick, I send them and their rotting fruit down tumbling into the river.

"that's real rich coming from you" I add, laughing as the knight starts follow me down to the river "but could you fuck off for a bit? I'm ignoring you for a reason, I want to swim"

"Then I shall wait so you don't escape" they say with a huff, like I'm being unreasoable

"You don't have many friends do you?" I ask bluntly, pulling my hoodie off as I walk down the stone steps, trying not to slip on any of them without slowing down as well

"None at all" they laugh happily "at least ones I see often, no one shares my hobby you see and"

"Can't imagine why" I cut them off as I glare at the rushing waters under me "And stay up there, not swimming with my shirt"

"AH!, sorry I forgot my manners! didn't think you'd WAIT WHY ARE YOU UNDRESSING ALREADY" they say, before they shout and turn away with a squeak

Laughing, I toss my shirt to the side with my hoodie, and wiggle my clawed toes...before I leap into the freezing water, roaring in surprise.

the mermaids I can see turn pale and dive under water...ah right, my roar...ehehe

What do I do?
[] just swim for awhile
[] dive under water and stay there for awhile 1d20+durability
[] swim against the current
[] Ask the knight...why they're doing all this
[] chase the mermaids for fun 1d20+finese
[] invite them to swim
[] So where did you want to fight
[] Swim/drift down the river, ditching the knight and ending up somewhere in the forest
[] write in

>>1855689
Like me and quests

>>1855730
>[] just swim for awhile
>[] Ask the knight...why they're doing all this
>[] invite them to swim
>[] So where did you want to fight

>>1855730
>[] just swim for awhile
>[] Ask the knight...why they're doing all this
>[] invite them to swim

>>1855730
>[] Ask the knight...why they're doing all this
>[] Swim/drift down the river, ditching the knight and ending up somewhere in the forest

>"Remember kids, the best part of any water park is the lazy river! And if you can find me again in the forest I'll punch you or something, consider it a quest *mubles* you freaking weirdo"

>Immediately head back to the inn to bother Rowan or a bee or someone.

This knights steadfastness is amusing, let's break him/her of it!


>>1855730

And me and cockblocking our enemies

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1855730
>[]Dive under water and just stay there for a while
>[]Ponder the knight. Ponder him/her/xer
>[]So where would be a good place to fii.. the bridge. I could knock him off and.. wait, I have a better idea.
>[]Swim away under water, and then surface later, and let myself drift ending up somewhere in the forest.

>>1855730
Hey HM? Can I put in an early vote for whatever gets us that kingly aura when we level up? I am going to an important dinner thing and will miss the rest of the thread... :(

>>1855790
I hope you have a good time mate

>>1855689
>People get up to some weird shit when left alone for long enough I've found.
>>1855730
>Like me and quests

Like all of us being regulars on 4chan.

100% chance that there is something wrong with each and every one of us.

>>1855794
Definitely for me, I mean look at the space where the word "Anonymous" should be! And that's only scratching the surface!

>>1855803
I say this with a genuine smile, but I count you as one of the more normal ones.

Actually that's probably a good part of the reason why I stayed with HM instead of other quests, this group of ours is more calm and 'have a good time' ish.

>>1855811
Yay, acceptance! And yeah, i'd like to think we're an alright crowd, the occasional shitstorm aside. But that's normal for this website and we all have a great time at the end of the day, and isn't that what really matters?

>>1855823
Yup. I don't think I've even see us fight, maybe tiny arguments over the direction of the game - like how madly you wanted to rip faith's horns off, that was pretty funny, but it wasn't an actual player against player thing

>>1855836
Yeah, that was one of my worse moments, and even then I tried to keep the worst of it away from everyone. But I don't like to fight my fellow players, just our mutual enemies! unless cockblocking is funnier and/or more in-character of course.

>>1855846
I hope this knight chases us around like pepe le pew with a lust for duels

>>1855846
I just want to give them their fight. Too much bully can go too far.

>>1855851
I will admit that image is amusing though.

I think the only really bad time was when we kept the time chaos orb for ourselves

>>1855851
Not unless the knight is a girl.

>>1855851
I love this idea and will act accordingly to propagate it.

>>1855857
We'll fight him once he get's really annoying, or starts to actively antagonize us or our friends. Soon, but quite yet, that's what I was thinking anyway.

>>1855870
I worry if he goes after our friends after the last time that happens.

They are pretty harmless, so I would rather indulge him.

"Hey" I ask, grabbing on the edge of the rather simple pier just hanging off the edge of the path, wrapping my tail around one of the wooden pillars holding it up, so I don't end up drifting away while I'm talking to this guy "Why are you doing all this? trying to challenge dragons to a fight I mean, like you're just a normal person right? Not even a monster girl. And I can understand wanting to prove yourself better than us monsters, fuck I spent most of my time at school beating them up to do something similar....but why dress up as a knight?"

"Well...why not, people say chivalry is dead, no one trains swordsman ship anymore even though their are actual dragons to....well "Slay" in a way. I've just always found something beautiful of fighting something that has much more strength than you. AND I AM GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND IT! its a challenge, but no ones letting me take it" they say quickly and excitedly

"So why do you dress up as a knight then?" I ask dully as I uncurl my tail and start to lazily swim again the gentle current

"It just felt right, and makes it....seem right, besides! the code of chivalry and honor needs to be remembered" they say loudly like they're telling a crowd about themselves, crossing their arms as I just swim

"Well your welcome to join me" I say casually as they gasp

"And expose myself to attack? Not to mention the prying eyes" they say sheepishly, hiss the last sentence "It'd take me forever to get in out of my armor then back in"

I glare at the mermaid peeking up from under the water.

What do I say
[] fine suit yourself
[] I'll drag you in if you're going to act like that
[] I'm swimming, I don't want to fight anyone while I'm swimming
[] Where do you want to fight me anyways
[] You're a weird fucker, you know that
[].....Why do I always meet the weirdos
[]Well then, just wait up there, I'm going to be swimming for awhile. better hope it doesn't get too hot
[] write in
>>1855794
>100% chance that there is something wrong with each and every one of us.

oh certainly

>>1855876
I'm banking on his/her code of honor preventing that, but if she/he does we're breaking them with Saorse, normie or not.

>>1855859
We drift down the river, then with our head barely above the water, do the breaststroke slow and quiet. We press our hands down on a rock and push up on to a rock, dripping wet.

We look up. The knight is standing there, looming so that we have to crane our neck.

"Did you have a nice swim? I'm ready to do battle, when you are."

May: "Kill... me..."

"Oh I intend too, fear not serpent."

>>1855881
>[] I'm swimming, I don't want to fight anyone while I'm swimming
>[] Where do you want to fight me anyways
>[] You're a weird fucker, you know that
>[] Then again, I was a weird fucker when I was...less scaly
>[].....Why do I always meet the weirdos
>[]Well then, just wait up there, I'm going to be swimming for awhile. better hope it doesn't get too hot

>>1855881
>[]"You got turned into a girl didn't you?"

>>1855881
>[](Drag him along a bit) Where do you want to fight me anyways?

>>1855881
>[] Where do you want to fight me anyways
>[] I'm swimming, I don't want to fight anyone while I'm swimming
>[]Well then, just wait up there, I'm going to be swimming for awhile. better hope it doesn't get too hot

Alright buddy, you've earned your punch in the face. I actually really like what they're saying, I agree with all of it, except for the challenging strangers to duels anyway, so they've earned it to me. Your (hypothetical) cock shall no longer be blocked! By me anyway, I can't control these crazy bastards, isn't that right?

You guys are just HOPING this is a chick. But I'm hoping he's a dude, a super relentless, nerd-tastic knight man. Who will never leave us alone until he has satisfaction.

And if and when we beat him, I hope it doesn't deter him, no. I hope instead it inspires him to do crazier and crazier things. Slowly losing grip on his code of honor, as he just gets more and more frustrated trying to beat us.

Until before we know it, he's invited us to a wedding on top of a castle tower where there are no real guests he's rigged booby traps.

>>1855932
I am actually not hoping for a chick. As HM quests are very male averse.

And in a certain quest if there is a character out therewe fought...people would fight to the teeth to make them a chick.

I swear, the only incubis we'll get is going to be from Iris and Mali making babies...

>>1855932
I'm like the knight to come back after we kick their ass, I do love annoying buy fun characters like that. A good neutral party is always interesting. And I've been reading their lines in a males voice, so there's that I guess.

>>1855949
Yah me too, I have this picture in my head and it's hilarious. He looks like a tall shovelknight and his personality is sort of like, a smarter, more serious Kronk in terms of confidence, and relentlessness.

I always get cartoon vibes from MLQ.

>>1855945
One day we'll have a male protagonist maybe - I think we came close the other night with Lost in Da'ta... I don't remember the votes now.

>>1855983
If i may confide in you, if Thomas won I was going to vote for him to make a female character. As it turns out that wan't a possibility, so yeah...

Don't you judge me! We might've had something like that at the start of this quest if May wasn't the obvious best choice!

"Where do you want to fight me anyways?" I ask as I roll over onto my back, and splash my tail around a bit as I drift backwards

"Oh, apparently one of the parks in the city...uh the fairy one actually allows full contact larp and were convinced that a duel counts as the same thing more or less....not sure by who, but I was told that today! so I think it'd be flat enough to make it easier for both of us, but with the various statuettes it would make an interesting....well it'd allow either of us to make full use of our surroundings" the knight says quickly, chatting madly and barely giving themselves a chance to even take a breath "BESIDES it has refresments! and I don't want the fight to end because one of us runs out of energy and or stamina! that would not be proper you see! I want to be on equal grounds even though I'm outmatched....because it'd feel unfair and leave a bad taste in my mouth if I gave myself an unfair advantage"

"I didn't ask but okay...sounds nice except for the fairy bit I guess" I say before I lower my face into the water, before I look back up, my greying hair dripping wet "Also I'm going to be swimming for awhile sooo"

"I can wait" the knight says "Paitence is a virtue after all and"

"Well better hope it doesn't get too hot or you're going to boil like a lobster in all that armor" I say flatly, blowing bubbles in the water as I sink back into it

"I will...I will seek air conditioning then" the knight says, as I hear them clank and rattle up the stairs

....what a weird dude. Ah well, at least I can swim in peace and silence now

"Who was that? and what the hell are you two planning?" One of the mermaids asks, her red scales glimmering in the sun's light'

"godammit" I burble into the water

What do I do?
[] meet back up with the night
[] hang out with yvette for awhile
[] go get food first
[] call my friends and get a bit of a crowd for my fight
[] Offer to take the knight to a much cooler place *Valhalla*
[] Get sarosa and show her off to the knight
[] Ask rowen if she wants a story for her paper today
[] write in

>>1855997
XD

>>1856005
>[] "Larping"

>>1856005
>[] go get food first
>[] Get sarosa and show her off to the knight
>[] Ask rowen if she wants a story for her paper today
>[] meet back up with the night

>>1856005
>[] hang out with yvette for awhile
>[] go get food first
>[] call my friends and get a bit of a crowd for my fight
>[] Offer to take the knight to a much cooler place *Valhalla*
>[] Get sarosa and show her off to the knight
>[] Ask rowen if she wants a story for her paper today


I feel bad for picking all the options, but I want all of these things, sorry. And not the fairy park, never the fairy park! That is a fucking trap set but that bitch who almost magicked us the other day, most likely Puck! So yeah, the Hall of Heroes will make a much better arena.

>>1856005
>[]Ask Rowen if she wants a story for the paper today
>[]Crack knuckles
(Little while later after Rowan has shown up.)
>[]Call out the window because you know he's there. "Hey, buddy, we can fight now.."

>>1856021
Nah, Fairy park is fine. Knight has honour and will fight beside us when it becomes less fair.

And its more fun! Fuuuuuun!

>>1856030
The knight has honor but Puck is a lying crazy whore! We were already attacked once by a fairy for feth's sake! I'm not actually mad or anything, though I still think this is a bad idea.

>>1856005
> [] Offer to take the knight to a much cooler place *Valhalla*


The LARP of the gods.

>>1856041
Fun is paved with bad ideas!

>>1856046
Fine, but if we get magicked again I'm blaming my panic attack on you!

I whistle, my pants still soaked from my swim in the river, but I don't care its not like its uncomfortable like this, and its not cold out here. Hell its going to be another scorcher today, so they'll dry by themselves. I have nothing to worry about besides a few weird looks I can scare away with a snarl. or just a look if I'm feeling nice.

Walking back through the gates, the first thing I notice is a familiar ball of ginger hair and fur bouncing down the bridge across the stream, her camera in hand as she stops to take a few picture of my earlier work.

I smile, yeah I should tell the knight I'm ready to fight but....well I'll be nice and make Rowen's day for her

"Hey row, you have a story for your paper today?"I ask as she glances back at me

"Well, this is a pretty good start, guessing you did this" She says tiredly, the look in her eyes telling me the only thing keeping her alive right now is coffee and the bird songs of a few....early bird harpies "Why, do you have a scoop you wanted to tell me"

"Yeah, me and that knight from the beach are going to fight....or duel as they say" I say happily as she just blinks and nod "In that one fairy park, you know it"

"Didn't yvvy make you stop being a bully?" She asks as I laugh

"I'm not doing shit, we both agreed to this, I want to have some fun and he wants to fight a dragon for some reason" I cackle as she puckers her lips

"Well they're a normal person right? this is bullying" She says flatly

"Hey, I beat up monster girls when I was normal" I say, crossing my arms and pouting

"You were never normal but you do have a point" She giggles as I lean over her

"Eh? do you wanna join in to ya rat" I say with a drawl, struggling not to crack up as I do.

"No no, but so long as you don't kill the guy I'll report it I guess, but that isn't really front page material" She says shrugging, taking a picture and blinding me for a second.

What do I do?
[] go to the fight
[] set up the rules with the knight
[] call some people and tell them its going on *who*
[] Make sure Yvette knows what I'm doing
[] Get some breakfast first
[] ask rowen why it isn't front page material
[] write in

>>1856120
>[] Make sure Yvette knows what I'm doing
>[] Get some breakfast first
>[] ask rowen why it isn't front page material
>[] go to the fight
>[] set up the rules with the knight

>>1856120
>[] ask rowen why it isn't front page material
>[] Make sure Yvette knows what I'm doing
>[] Get some breakfast first
>[] set up the rules with the knight

>"If anyone interferes with the fight in any way, shape, or form, we cancel the fight and reschedule. No outside help under any circumstances."

>>1856120
[] Tease Rowen

>>1856120
>[]Ask Rowen why it isn't front page material
>[]Don't tell anyone cause you don't think it's a big deal, take Rowan with you tho, and call out the knight to his 'du-el'
>[]Fight duel, enjoy insanity.

(Pray something crazy happens to -make- it front page material.)

Fun fact while we're waiting: Erret's name is taken from Albanian: i errët, meaning Dark.

>>1856120
>[]Ask Rowen why it isn't front page material
>[]Don't tell anyone cause you don't think it's a big deal, take Rowan with you tho, and call out the knight to his 'du-el'

>>1856204
I had a feeling that name wasn't random, very cool.

"Why don't you think that's frontpage material, rowen?" I ask, looking down at her as she looks up at me and adjusts her glasses, taking a deep breath as her tail puffs up more than usual

"its just a fight, that happens all the time, sure its usually just cat fights in a bar or over some drama" She says calmly like she's said this before "Sure a dragon fighting an honest to god knight is cool but its still just a fight, now if it was a bit more interesting and could draw in readers, like say a strip duel or"

"Shut up, shut up now before I kill you" I say, sticking my tongue out as I shiver in disgust

"DIdn't know you had shame may" She says teasingly as I glare at her

"I still have common decency, I'm not a pervert like you" I say, smacking my tail on the ground for emphasis

"Hey I'm not a....I was just kidding anyways" she says, blushing as red as her hair now "Anyways, why do you care? not like you read the paper anyways"

"I was just curious" I huff, turning away from her "Oh and could you tell Yvvy I'm going to fight this guy? Kind of need to go find him and meet him there at that fairy park...and I don't want to wake her up so....yeah, could you do that for me?"

"then how will I report on your fight?!" She yells at me as I begin to walk away

"Oh you could take the bus or...I'm sure you have some kind of norse magic like me and Yvvy, figure it out" I say, shrugging as she sighs, and pinches her nose
-

Fairy park, proudly displayed on polished gold hanging above a marble arch with various flowers and cute little creatures carved into it. tiny timble sized hand prints dot and stain the bricks that make up the wall, as a scent of honey and warm milk wafts in from the garden behind it. A stream snakes and curves through the flowering and fruiting trees exotic and mundane, covered in birds as colorful as the petals. Faires of all shapes, size and kind run, dance, picnic or even sing here.

And there's a set of weird round stone statures in the center, with holes smoothed out in the middle of them. and next to them, standing in the middle of the bending, twisting path of pastel...girly bricks is the knight

"Ah, you came....so I take it you are ready for our duel" they asks, smiling as they run their hands down the "edge" of their toy sword

"right after we gert the rules down, need to be sure what is and isn't cheating here since you want this to be a fair fight" I say, flashing my fangs

the knight nods and says "Of course....any you have in mind? It is only fair since I am challenging you madam dragon"

Well?
[] What kind of rules do you want

>>1856204
Coooool, didn't know that and the backstory I gave her fits that name

>>1856217
>[]First blood?
>[]No outside interferance, interference ends the duel and will be rescheduled at a different location
>[]Weapons allowed?
>[]Magic not allowed?

Just a few ideas.

>>1856217
>>"If anyone interferes with the fight in any way, shape, or form, we cancel the fight and reschedule. No outside help under any circumstances."

>If I knock off your helmet, I win.

>If you... uhhhhhhhhh. Oh, I know! If you can force me out of the circle, you win.

>Or if either of us give up, but I doubt that's going to happen.

>>1856217
>[]Curiosity begs me that I ask him what rules /he/ wants, and then just shoot down any that seem to give him an unfair advantage.

>>1856217
>[] Magic not allowed.

>[] No killing.

>>1856240
This is actually pretty good..

I'm gonna 2nd the ones i like of these

>>1856217
>[]2nd If anyone interferes
>[]2nd knocking out of circle, except I propose the same rule goes for both me and the knight
>[]Second 'saying uncle' as an option, if he needs it. (If either of us gives up.)

"No outsider interference, if any one butts in any way, shape or form, we cancel and reschedule our little brawl here" I say, after a few seconds of tapping my chin "Any outside help for either of us and its done, okay? Second no magic if you have any"

"I do not, but I was going to ask that as well" the knight says nodding "Is that all? I do not have many requests besides a fair fight and no blatant cheating or falsehoods"

"Just making sure, I've seen weirder shit on this island before" I say with a growl, gnawing the end of one of my claws as my tail slaps the ground again and again as I think "Alright, if one of us says uncle, the other wins if you need it"

"I will not, I fight to the end, there's no honor in giving up after all" He says confidently...maybe smugly but I can't really tell

"Alright, but so you don't up getting brain damage, how about we draw a circle, and see who can push who out of it first" I say, dragging my tail in a circle for emphasis

"That seems fair, but I'd prefer a...ah well get what I can take, don't look a gift dragon in the mouth" He says, wiggling the fingers of his right hand over the handle of his wooden sword "so shall we begin?"

"What about the circle?" I ask as he laughs

"the stream makes a good one" He says motioning to it with his toy "see? we're on a little island, if we leave it or fall of we"

"I know I know" I say nodding "so lets do this"

He nods, and raise up his sword again

What do I do?
[] let him get the first hit in 1d20+durability
[] Smack him with my tail 1d100
[] Punch him in the face 1d100
[] Knock him over with a shoulder charge 1d20+might
[] HEADBUTT 1d100
[] show off before I do anything else
[] dig dig dig! 1d20+might
[] write in

>>1856330
>[] Try to not kill the human.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1856330
>[] Knock him over with a shoulder charge 1d20+might

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1856330
>[] let him get the first hit in 1d20+durability
>[] Smack him with my tail 1d100
Test it out.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>1856330
>[] Punch him in the face 1d100


A haymaker right in the tincan ought to end this quick!

>>1856340
>>1856342

Use both art rerolls, holy fuck!

>>1856340
>>1856342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M1suLCbz-w

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>>1856340
I'll get to work. Guess I lose my saint status from last thread
>>1856342
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>1856340
>>1856342
Hahaha tragic...
Rerolls...

>>1856344
I love that AMV but now I may never be able to watch it again, shit

Well then

Rerolls?

[] reroll 1 1d20
[] Reroll 2 2d20
[] nah let him have this
[] Burn a shard of fate to negate both

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Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d20)

>>1856352
>[] Reroll 2 2d20

Rolled 19, 18 = 37 (2d20)

>>1856352
>[] Reroll 2 2d20

Does the edit Draw Friend made count as two? Quickly, we need more fan art, everyone who is capable of it!

>>1856352
[] nah let him have this

>>1856352
>[] nah let him have this

Oh, just refound my one piece quest notepad, should finish that up so I have it ready. just in case

>>1856353
also, I like this

>>1856352

>[] nah let him have this

>>1856354
nice

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>1856330
>[]Point off in the distance, "Look, a damsel ! "
>[]Smack him with my tail

>>1856353
This

Also, two 1's might make us instantly lose, since this fight doesn't matter at all. Just a thought

>>1856354
Why can't we let the poor guy win? May ego needs to be struck down a tad I think.

And the human winning would make it to the front page.

>>1856375
I don't like humiliation, and May is trying to be better. I don't enjoy it when characters I like are laughed at.

>>1856374
That would be quite funny.

Didn't you anons know?

Knights have a racial bonus vs. Dragons.

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Currently
the votes are tied

>>1856380
In this case is just a guy with a toy sword not a fairy or another monster girl.

And I hate MCs that never lose.

One of the best moments of Dragon Ball was when Goku lost due to a ring out.

>>1856385
I mean, in da'ta they do.Its literally the first class feature I gave them

>>1856352

>[] nah let him have this

>>1856390
Fair enough, but "dragon girl get's one shot by rando knight guy" still pisses me off. People we like and don't like will mock us about it, and I don't want them to have the opportunity.

>>1856397
Personally I don't think its over. Don't freak out yet.

>>1856397
Is a ring out, literally anyone can win those, see Dragon Ball Super.

>>1856401
I certainly hope not, but the complete lack of real stakes makes me worried.

I cross my arms. Well, it'd be cruel to just crush him without giving him a chance to do anything. Besides after he gets his free hit in I'll just smack him with my tail and toss him over the stream. Not like he's going to be able to do anything to me with that stick of his.

I grin widely and beckon him forward with my tail. He nods, and doesn't say a word as he steps forward....wait people can move like that in armor. Oh.

"AH!" I yell in surprise as he brings his toy sword own between my eyes. I stumble back, grabbing it and hissing. I start to roar, holding my claws out as I spit out a curse "You little fucker!"

The knight chuckles and grabs the edge of his sword with his hand as I rush him and lower my head as I get read to.

"Hmmmph" He says, holding his sword up as I begin to push him back, pressing my hands into his chest plate as he catches my horns with his toy sword.

Fucker, he's spreading his legs to make it harder for me to push him. Fine I'll just punch him once or twice before

"Hmm"

Eh?

I glance back as he ducks down, pulling his sword from my horns as I keep pushing and run past him.

He smack my back, right above where my tail connects to the rest of me with the pommel of his toy sword.

"Shit!" I yell, realizing I'd pushed him to the edge, and now I'm tripping on the mud right outside of the stream

roll 1d20+ finesse, magic or might

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1856423
Might, time to break the little shit

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1856423
+Might, whynot

Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1856423
Mighto!

>>1856423
> [] Fall face fist on the mud.

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>>1856438
I'm not so easily broken, friend

>>1856439
GOD DAMMIT. Can we please reroll this time guys? We have at least three to spare and losing now would be boring as hell.

>>1856423
>>1856439
>>1856442

Okay, face right into mud it is.

>>1856445
I'll make you eat that helmet you little bitch (Not you Draw Friend, I'm just mad right now)

>>1856445
From shovel knight to guts in one picture

>>1856439
Yeah this one I would reroll. Face plants later.

>>1856446
I think is stupid to use rerolls on this since the stakes are so low. We lose a ring out, so what? It barely counts as a fight.

>>1856448
Hahaha We have lots of rerolls, Plus ur right it would be too boring if it just ends like this

>>1856455
What else are we going to use them for in this thread?

>>1856455
Second what this guy said>>1856459
Art rerolls don't carry over between sessions, hoarding them would be pointless

>>1856459
Calm May down, annoy the squirrel, fluff, teach May she doesn't need to win every fight, just the ones that count.

Fun time with the world tree...

Rolled 92 (1d100)

re-rolling to stay in the ring (Trying to undo my might roll of 1)

Re roll
[] 1 1d20
[] NO, HE'S TOO STRONG I CAN'T CONTROL IT

>>1856464
Yup, exactly. I've drawn like 20+ images in a session before, if we carried them over we'd be broke

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1856469
>[] 1 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1856469
>[] 1 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

I rolled a d100 by mistake

>>1856472
Never in this quest, the most you have done in a single thread was like ten. More if you count reusing pictures.

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>>1856472
pic related basically

>>1856479
Yah, I guess you're right. But the principal still holds true. I know there have been sessions where I drew non stop throughout the thread.

This particular one I only drew a tiny bit at the beginning and now.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1856469

NO NO NO! FUCK THIS SHIT I AM NOT GETTING MUD ON MY SCALES BECAUSE HE DID SOME BULLSHIT NINJA! SHIT. Slamming my tail into the ground, I press my feet forward and dig them in the mud. Holding my arms out, I wave them around and straighten my tail to try and keep my balance and not get a face full of mud.

Turning around, growling and baring my teeth, I sweep my tail around to look threatening and...and see the knight holding his sword in one hand like a rapier as he keeps the other behind his back

"COME, DEVIL, BEAST. FACE A MAN OF GOD AND KNOW DEFEAT. KNIGHT VS DRAGON! THE MOST NOBLE OF BATTLES" He yells, as he rushes me

what do I do?
[] Gut punch 1d100
[] Kick to the balls 1d100
[] Knock his legs out with my tail 1d100
[] Tackle him 1d20+str
[]Come up with a plan 1d20+guile
[] Grab his sword 1d20+str
[] HEADBUTT 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1856503
>[] HEADBUTT 1d100

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>1856503
>[] Knock his legs out with my tail 1d100
>[] Tackle him 1d20+str

Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1856507
And for the tackle.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1856503
>[] Tackle him 1d20+str

>>1856503
"Dork."

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1856503
>[]COOL your head, he's goading you - with his nerdistry... Come up with a plan.

>>1856538
The dragon is gonna sneeze and cover the knight in snoot?

sorry, had to restart my computer

>>1856562
I know its not applicable but...someone get the cat gif!

>>1856562
What is this /computer/ you speak of? Are we not all standing together on yon field? In the light of the moons of Monstrosos Questicus Legendia!

>>1856565
A kitten sleeping over a dragon?

I don't give him the chance to do any fancy foot work or smug talk. Instead I just run up to him, crouching low as I resist the urge to run on all fours before pouncing. Instead I just leap at him, curling my tail up so it doesn't weigh me down. He steps back and shifts his stance, spreading his legs out as he holds his arms out, pressing them on either end of his stupid little stick!

"Oh crapeth!" He yelps as I make contact, grabbing him as I let my tail fall back down as both of us slam into the sparkling grasp.

He moves one of his hands and grabs onto my bigger horns, that have dented his chest plate. I grimmace, and show off my fangs

What do I do?
[] lift him up 1d20+might
[] Punch his helmet a bit 1d100
[]Stand up and kick him 1d100
[] force his hand away 1d20+might
[]bite onto his chest plate to hold on 1d20+might
[] crawl off of him, give him a fighting chance
[] write in

>>1856583
Boy would I like to be

>>1856585

I mean, my cat is like....twenty pounds. He ain't not little kitty.

He's a large breed.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>1856589
>[] Punch his helmet a bit 1d100

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1856589
>[] Punch his helmet a bit 1d100
>[] crawl off of him, give him a fighting chance

>>1856595
Sounds like a Maine or a Norwegian.

>>1856599
That is what we think he is, yeah.Has a glorious mane and fluffy tail

>>1856605
I demand pictures! Or ones of similar cat's, whichever works

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1856589
>[]Remember his modesty, psyche him out. "Ooh, you touched my.. .my horn." I begin to lift my shirt, slowly, and then BAM! Surprise knee to the gut!

D20 + might

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>>1856614
Norwegian Forest Cat

>>1856614
the one on the tg rolling sticky looks like him when he was smol. the grey one.

used to creep me out

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>>1856614
Maine Coon

>>1856622
>>1856620

Wow, imperious looking. My cat is nowhere near as... plush. She also sleeps outside, so that may have something to do with it.

>>1856591
I know right? Trapped in an rp for a while. Be pretty sweet, we could /matter/ lol

>>1856626
Sounds like several dreams I've had

>>1856625
My cat rolls on the cement and eats grass when he goes outside.

>>1856637
Yeah, they get up to weird shit when left alone. Much like people. Huh... Sounds kinda cute though.

>>1856634
To be honest, I've actually had those daydreams where I found an awesome actual magic realm somehow, and I come through a portal on a horse or something lame and pick up a friend who I know would also want to be an adventurer in an rp world lol

Alternatively I've also fantasized that one of my characters was actually my daughter from a different plane and she comes and picks me up sometimes. Kills two needs at once - not being alone and entering a fantasy world.

>>1856595
Are you saying the dragon is smaller than the cat?

And without missing a beat, slam my fists into his face, bending the metal of his helmet as he struggles to pull me off. He doesn't react to the fact I am literally rocking his world and probably going to give him a concussion of some kind. He doesn't have any reaction besides whats expected from being jackhammered in the fucking face! I pull my fist back to clang his head one more time, and suddenly feel my back on the grass. I still hit him, but he stands up, stumbling to his sword without saying a word.

I hop up onto my feet, and crack my knuckles, smiling as he tosses his sword to his other hand.

He rushes me with a loud shout or....warcry?

I just raise my fists

What do I do?
[] eat his sword! 1d100
[] Just pummel him, no reason to be fancy 1d100
[] Knock him off his feet with my tail 1d20+might
[] Endure his attacks and lift him up 1d20+durability
[] HEADBUTT 1d100
[] Smack him with a nearby branch 1d100
[] write in

>>1856648
I do similar, or visualize scenes from my quests/ writing ideas.


>>1856647
Shadow prefers sleeping or lording over the other pets. Now the puppy doesn't try to play with him as much as she did.

>>1856650
yes.

>>1856648
Wow, that's really cool actually. Just find the people you care about and have a real adventure. Sounds like paradise.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1856660
>SUPLEX 1d20+might

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1856660
>[] Endure his attacks and lift him up 1d20+durability
>[] Smack him with a nearby branch 1d100

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1856660
>[] Knock him off his feet with my tail 1d20+might


>Now the puppy doesn't try to play with him as much as she did.

Aww, that's kind of sad

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1856673

>>1856660
Mini dragon riders on a cat?

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>1856660
>[]EAT HIS SWORD This would be hilarious

>>1856663
I literally hope its possible to make a virtual reality/reality game as a GM in heaven lol it would totally rock

>>1856706
Also this reminds me of the dream that spawned ASQ

Where I was a trainee with other assassins, Layla was one of them

She was not nice
and apparently vehicular manslaughter counts as assassination in dream land

>>1856706
There was a simcity like game were you controled both heaven and hell. And Disgaea has a spinoff game were you control the chosen hero of heaven.

also just realized there's no vote that has gotten a second one yet

>>1856706
Sword Art Online will be real within our lifetimes, this I swear!

>>1856712
That sounds really awesome actually

>>1856730
No, but a

>SUPLEX

will!

We need a winning vote i guess

>>1856712
I'd like to hear about that actually, since I didn't get to play asq, also interesting dreams are fun to share

>>1856715
That's cool, do you remember the name of the spinoff?

>>1856722
Yah, I have been waiting for vr for so long - I've always felt like the next big masterpiece game to come out would have to be on an entirely new, next level system, like vr.

>>1856719
I'd be happy with just the highest roll in this case, as long as we're doing good, we can always eaet his sword another time

>>1856754
Well we've got over 8 years until the timeline of SAO starts, so we've got plenty of time. We'll get there, and we'll get there together.

>>1856766
That would rock, and yah, you're right it takes place in 20..20something, doesn't it :o

>>1856760
Is a toy sword, plastic is gross.

>>1856775
I think it's wood

>>1856774
Hells yeah, 2025

"Did you really think a mere punch would belate me?" He asks as I buckle my knees and get ready for my signature finisher.

"Of course not" I say as he goes in for a stab and I grab the buckled sides of his armor "BUT A SUPLEX WILL"

"What?" He asks the second before I lift him into the air and bend over back with him, guiding him to the ground as use my tail for a bit of extra support so I don't fall with him

My muscle do their work, and he hits the ground with a loud clang and a thud, the trees around us losing a few leaves as I let him go and he rolls onto his back.

"Alright" I say rubbing my back as I turn around, hunched over as I try to ignore the stinging "that should do it, right? you satisifed?"

"No, I'm not finished! Not until I leave the circle!"He yells as he stands up, struggling to do it at first because his helmet got twisted around "Just...give me....a second and I'll be ready to vanquish you"

"Dude, you're going to end up in the hospital if we keep this up....or ruin your armor" I sigh heavily, crossing my arms as I snap my tail and swing it to my left "Also, you really need cut your hair, if its getting stuck on your helmet"

"No, a knight must keep their appearance in tip top shape!" the knight yells as a shadow falls and pass over us.

I hear a thud behind me and glance back towards the noise as a heat build up on my hat like someone holding a lighter to it or

I see red scales, a smug bitchy face, well groom horns, and of course spread wings

"Oh....what are you doing here mcnarren?" She giggles, oh so smugly and spitefully....like she's holding a grudge

"You? begone we're having an honorable duel!" the knight yells, complaining as I just glare at the red bitch

"Let me guess, daniel right? you're pride is hurt and you're here to try and patch it up by a rematch? I'm in the middle of something here you thot" I say angrily, smoke blowing from her nose and flame flicking from her lips

Yeah, I think I hit the bullseye there. She just smiles and tilts her head as I try to glare her down, snarling

"What? has that crown of horns on your head made you cocky?" She asks, venemously

I just flip her off, and cackle as smoke pours out of her like a broken truck

"If you must battle, do it after ours! I am not finished yet! I will have my duel! she's being honorable! such rarity cannot be ignored!" the knight whines "I need this, this is the most fun I've had in years!"

and we'll end here

I've archived
and will answer questions

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>>1856792
Great thread as ever HM!

>>1856792
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Can't wait to crush to stones with one fist next thread. I have the best word play

>>1856792
Good thread HM. Knight a good dude. Getting ready for our dear rival Daniel again.

>>1856806
almost had the knight say that

>>1856810
She is just bichy because she broke up with the white dragon again.

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>>1856817
Share your ASQ dream

>>1856819
Well that is one thought...girl is a bit unstable about her pride.

Remember kids, losing humanity is not worth it!

>>1856828
From what I can remember. We were given a task to kill some people, and were in kind of a weird park place. Layla was acting...well kill hungry, there was a nerdy guy with a car among us, a big fucker like the moral fag from asq, and a scared proto maria I think. We were planning together to kill this guy while on the run from rival assassins

We caught him in a bathroom, and he got julius ceasared hard core.

Car guy killed some of the rivals via a sick donut, it was cash.

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>>1856837
Mm, I always think it'd be cool to have dreams like that, like actual movie kind of dreams, but then I think... mmm what if I feel them too intensely though and it's actually just unpleasant. XD

>>1856843

You spoiled us this weekend now I wish data was tomorrow lol

>>1856835
Because of who she is, she does think the best way to wooo another dragon is to best it in combat.

The fun thing in bed she actually acts as the submissive one

Anyhoo! Thanks for the Thread tonight HM, night everybody!

>>1856397
Hey just reading this up now

I'm laughing at you for being such a salty bitch about it.

You would be the ideal trolling victim. "I don't like humiliation" but your posts are humiliating irl.

>>1856843
Will we ever experience failure in one of your quests?

>>1857322
it has happened before.

>>1857320

Saying CU is easy to troll over in GAME stuff would be true, but saying he's the ideal trolling victim period, is a little too much. Digging in and saying his irl posts themselves are humiliating, when you know he hates being humiliated sounds a little inciting.

I don't know if you meant it that way, and I don't want to prejudge you or anything, but please dude, we're all friends with CU here and if you're really trying to bully him, I'm not cool with that, and I don't think a lot of players here are either.

Besides, Cu is all over these threads, if he was the perfect trolling victim you'd might have gotten a response by now from him, instead of me.