Eventually, once Manuel II arrives in Portugal, you hear word that the old ambitious monarch has already come up with the "Grande Plan", which he was formulating during Portugal's hour of need...
Detailing many things, such as the foundation of the Portuguese Patriot Youth of His Majesty, the Angola-Firestone Rubber deal, and the Freemason Exile Act, formally banning the Freemason society from assembly and has already detailed them as "responsible for the instability of Spain and Portugal", alongside detailed plans for a "Iberian Trade Bloc"...

Manuel II himself is roughly about 70, but age seems to have scarcely slowed him down, as many of your spies report that he seemed eager, excited even, and seemed to be in the highest of spirits. During his speech, he was even seen leaving in tears at being "given a second chance" to rule Portugal. It's unknown of what his opinion of you is. Your spies do however report that there is still a large amount of popular Republican support in the civilians, about 40%.

Spain itself is still wrapped in civil war, with little changing.

Do anons want to take any actions?

>Preform covert actions against the new Portuguese Kingdom.
>Diplomatic envoy time! You should meet this new king.
>...Perhaps you should learn more about this "President Vargas". He seems important...
>Ignore it. For now.
>Write-in

>>1927237
>Diplomatic envoy time! You should meet this new king.
This reminds me. There’s a Brazilian embassy in Stockholm now.

>>1927228
>Diplomatic envoy time! You should meet this new king.

Who do you want to send?

>Yourself.
>Elizabeth.
>One of your kids.
>Write-in

>>1928275
>>Yourself.

You decide to go down to Portugal personally to introduce yourself to the monarch.

How do you want to approach this?

>Scare him into submission.
>Express your gratitude and generally try to be friendly.
>...Well, maybe you can take the third route of being terrifyingly friendly. By that, you mean bullying him sort of like what you do to Victor once in a while.
>Write-in
>Write-in

>>1928606
>Express your gratitude and generally try to be friendly.

>>1928724
This

>>1928606
>>Express your gratitude and generally try to be friendly.

Any particular form anons?

>>1929024
Dragon, if we can fit.

>>1929024
Human if we can’t fit into dragon.

Well, yes, you can do dragon, but that has a tendency to scare the shit out of mortals, unless you want it downsized.

Confirm Dragon?

>Yes.
>No.

>>1929059
>>Yes.

>>1929059
Yeah

You of course, being a good draconic neighbor, get ready to set flight to Portugal...

Before you go, you of course tell Elizabeth who's having afternoon tea with Frankizka.

...Elizabeth if anything, seems a bit devious once you mention going to new state of Portugal...

"...Are you thinking of something, Elizabeth?'

Her deviousness fades, and she seems to shake it off.

"...No, no... I was just stressing about the economy a bit, Ren... Would you like me to make some lunch for your trip?"

"I'd love it."

She of course, cuts her tea break short and kisses you, and lovingly struts away, if that was ever a thing...

You set flight to Portugal's capital...

It seems like some festivities are being held, and some speeches are still being done by officers and such... Along with fireworks being shot into the sky... It's rather dark out too, now that you think about it.

What do?

>...Land on the highly broadcasted main stage, and greet the king. (You'll probably scare Portugal quite a bit.)
>...Land beside the stage, and patiently wait your turn. (Still scares Portugal, but at least you'll have proper manners.)
>...Land directly in front of the camera, and give a personal interview on your views of Portugal... Why not? You are the most important being in the world, and your opinion should matter... (Do of course, ego boosting. And also scare the government.)
>...Come up with your own, special way of introducing yourself to Portugal... (???, but likely to be egotistical, maybe a bit lustful, and generally scare the shit out of people.)
>...You aren't really one for talking to mortals... You should just head back.
>Write-in

>>1929130
>...Land beside the stage, and patiently wait your turn. (Still scares Portugal, but at least you'll have proper manners.)

>>1929130

>...Land beside the stage, and patiently wait your turn. (Still scares Portugal, but at least you'll have proper manners.)

>sees ??? and lustful in the same option
>tfw entire population of Portugal does not consent.

>>1929130
>>...Land beside the stage, and patiently wait your turn. (Still scares Portugal, but at least you'll have proper manners.)

Rolled 5 (1d100)

You of course, land next to the stage in your dragon form.

Rolling for property damage.

You land right ontop of the front lawn of the palace, where all the civilians are. They all move out of the way though, and you comfortably lay down... Ontop of a car park.

Oh well... You know, they'd make a good snack. Already crushed, anyways.

You watch the now very, very nervous stage members, while chewing some cars similar to popcorn...

Thankfully, your recent invention of spray butter lets you get some of that delicious, delicious butter in, without having it melt or anything. Of course, the can is absolutely tiny, so you have some humans find some crushed cars to spray with the butter cans, and you give them a few hundred marks for their menial labor.

...Eventually, it comes to a conclusion, and you quite rudely interrupt the speech (and the city) with a loud cough, which goes for presumably miles.

...So of course, the cameras turn to their glorious draconic overlo- You mean, supporter of the regime, yes, yes...

...God, why can't you just conquer these humans fast enough so you don't need to use lesser titles? Some fitting title, such as the Draconic Overlord of The Lesser Races or something.

...You know, something to put humans in their place, compared to you. Being an "overlord" simply isn't enough...
...You erh... You should actually probably stop adressing your egotistical problems and focus on talking about eternal friendship (for a few years maybe) or whatever, and not that they taste good, how overpriced their cars is, and the sore lack of butter.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for first impressions on Portugal.

+2 if you can of course, go through introducing yourself, your overly long title to impress the mortals, and also maybe mention how happy you are Portugal's a good loyal monarchy you can eventually manipulate...
+2 for being very, very threatening and otherwise aggressive unintentionally. (+1 for maybe getting very pissed off at journalists for not getting your good side.)
+1 for also mentioning how much the Portuguese matter to you, and how proud THEY should be to work alongside you...

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1929217

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1929217
"As you know, I am Renoxiezius Thorsonn, The Supreme Verdant Divine Great Wyrm of Sweden. The bountiful son of [CAN'T FIND NAME]. He Who is Legendarily Strong, Extremey Smart, The Divine Breath of the North, Though not above the lord.
>Ren takes a moment to pray
>the non-faithful awkwardly cough
It's so pleasant to see fellow kindred restored to their proper throne."
"Now the right to earn your place in the sun is a most holy path, but it's not one that should be fret alone. That is why, I, Renoxiezius Thorsonn, The Supreme Verdant Divine Great Wyrm of Sweden. The bountiful son of [CAN'T FIND NAME]. He Who is Legendarily Strong, Extremey Smart, The Divine Breath of the North, Though not above the lord. have come before you with guidance. To meet this new king in jubilation. And perhaps...."
>Ren leans forward, though he's quite fine, Flames and Solaire are disgusted by the cameras, you can't even see their horns
>A few camera men are frozen on the spot
"More."

>>1929261
Allowing a +2 bonus for that extra opinion boost if you can continue to increase the tension after you say "More".

Also, a final +1 for also scaring the journalists even more.

>>1929303
"Such a fine young king indeed. I had to have my medial dispensers reprehended because they dared to say that a fine example of youthful energy was....70, indeed. You are much like, I, timeless. Perhaps you may marry one of my daughters or perhaps birth a daughter to be wed, of course, such talks are scandalous."
.>Ren speaks as if it was only the king and him, but Flames stares at a journalist. That one fucking journalist. Flames acts like he could rip himself off Ren's body and devour the poor man

Your introduction goes smoothly, though you seem to have knocked Manuel II quite off balance, at the fact a 200 story dragon is indeed, in front of his new palace, and is indeed, talking about him marrying maybe one of your daughters in the future. Though you of course, make sure to laugh it off, and he formally invite you to his palace, so of course, you invite yourself in...

You remain in your dragon form, standing outside the castle, peering through the windows and casting a mighty shadow over the entire palace. Your eyes can scarcely fit into one of the tiny windows... Which themselves are twice as large as a normal person, if not more so...

Eventually, you get to a "suitable" location to discuss a bit...

And of course, get a phone call from Elizabeth.

You sigh, and shift to your human form, and answer the phone...

"Elizabeth, I'm in the middle of something..."

"Oh, my apologies Ren, I didn't mean to-"

"It's fine, what's going on?"

"...Well, are you in the middle of conversation? It's a private affair..."

"...About?"

"Well, a variety of things... Also, about Portugal, dear."

You sigh, and ask Manuel if you can talk to your wife.

"...I don't see why not... Though could you perhaps use your human form while your here?"

"...Why?"

"...I would prefer to not have to crane my neck, nor get crushed accidently after coming so far."

Manuel II orders some whiskey while you excuse yourself to the restroom...

"Elizabeth, this better be good..."

"Well, yes it is... You do know that Portugal has indeed... Oh, the tenth largest storage of gold in the world?"

"...Really?"

"...Yes... And they don't have any allies or friends... So I was perhaps wondering if you'd be interested in a bit of... Well..."

"...Raiding?"

"Oh, oh no... The United Nations would be far too annoyed... I was thinking along the lines of just stealing it, and we share it... Then we make Manuel our puppet, dear."

"...You think that'll work?"

"...Well, maybe... I would do it myself, but I'm a bit... Well, busy with Russia, the kids..."

"I got it."

"...If you do it, I'll really owe you, Ren..."

Oooh.

Actions

>...Fine, maybe you can try to use your talent to get their gold for England and yourself...
>...No, this isn't exactly a good idea... You'd prefer a friendship.
>...Ask if she has any other ideas...
>...Maybe you can set something down in stone for her to do if you do indeed, do this? (Elizabeth will owe you a massive favor, after all.)
>Write-in

>>1929380
>...Ask if she has any other ideas..

>>1929380

>...Fine, maybe you can try to use your talent to get their gold for England and yourself...

>>1929380
STEAL IT

NAO

>>1929380
>>...Fine, maybe you can try to use your talent to get their gold for England and yourself...

You decide to steal it.

"Alright, I suppose..."

You can practically feel her smile over the other side of the phone.

"Thank you Ren... I'll make sure to pay you back some day."

"Do you have any other ideas?"

"...Well, I mean, Portugal does have a navy... A small one. I suppose if you wanted to, maybe you could steal it somehow."

"...Oh. Anything else?"

"There's also slavery... Not that I'm really advocating it for Europeans, but having some more couldn't hurt, really... Oh, speaking of slaves... I had an idea earlier..."

"About?"

"Well, I was thinking about maybe... Actually, do you want to talk about it when you get back? I just can't help but notice we have so many slaves not doing much around here..."

Actions

>...Come on Elizabeth, talk about it with me. I'm interested.
>...I think I'm good. We can talk about it when we get home.
>I'd rather just use slaves as personal caretakers, really...
>Write-in

>>1929472
>...I think I'm good. We can talk about it when we get home.

>>1929472
>>...I think I'm good. We can talk about it when we get home.

"...Well, maybe when I'm done, Liz."

"Alright, dear... I was simply thinking about maybe using the slaves for cosmetic research and that sort of thing... You know, I think we could make a killing off of cosmetics..."

"...Elizabeth, I really need to go."

She sighs.

"...I know... Well, I love you too Ren... Thank you so much for helping me, really."

"It's nothing, don't worry about it."

"Yeah... Oh, do you want me to tell Claw to help you?"

"...Claw?"

"...Well, he's by the coast of France... Could probably be there in few hours... "

"...Hm."

Actions

>...No, I can do this by myself.
>...Sure, I'd love it.
>Can you send someone else?
>Write-in

>>1929501
>...No, I can do this by myself.

>>1929501
>>...Sure, I'd love it.

>>1929501
Supporting >>1929520

"Sure, Claw could be useful."

"Alright, I'll send him over... Love you dear."

"...Alright, love you."

"...No worries if I experiment on the slaves a bit?"

"For cosmetics?"

"...Well, yes... Also maybe something for our anniversary..."'

"...In three months?"

"Yeah... I think you'll like it."

"Well, I suppose you can... Love you."

She blows a kiss through the phone, and hangs up...

What's the plan on how to get the money anons?

>...Try to get some inside people to help you... (Charisma)
>...Wait for Claw to get here... You'll need to come up with an excuse to stay more then a day though.
>Write-in

>>1929569
>>...Try to get some inside people to help you... (Charisma)

>>1929569
>...Try to get some inside people to help you... (Charisma)

You of course, decide to try and get a few insiders to help you... Though first you need to have a good time with Manuel and find a proper way to excuse yourself...

You eventually walk back into where you and Manuel were having a drink at...

He sips some watered-down whiskey, and eventually you take your seat.

"So, I don't believe you've had the pleasure of knowing my name..."

"Manuel, isn't it?"

"Yes... Manuel the Second, and all that."

"Ah. Well, I am Renexizious Thorsonn, the Supreme Ver-"

"No need... I'd rather not die of old age yet while waiting for you to finish." He gives a bit of a chuckle after interupting you...

"...Anyways, so... Weren't you the last king of Portugal or something?"

"...You know, you could at least make my irrelevance a bit less blunt."

"...I see... Well, how was Brazil?"

"...Good."

He sips a bit, and it goes quiet.

"...I'm not exactly sure what you intend to accomplish with small talk."

"...Well, I'm trying to be friendly."

"I can scarcely believe it. Truly. Do you usually meet others like this?"

"Yes, usually."

"...I would hate to be an insurance salesman in your lands then."

"I suppose you would."

He sips a bit more.

"...Have you read any of Antero de Quental's works?"

At that, you and Manuel talk for a long time about many subjects, his past, and generally affairs.

He seems to be quite learned, and a fan of Portugese literature, alongside being quite a patriot of it, though a bit... Realistic about his advanced age...

He's also somewhat nervous of you, and cautious... Certainly keeping an eye on you.

You learn from him that apparently, when the Monarchy collapsed in 1910, he fled to England but was denied, and instead fled to Brazil, where the Empress of Brazil, Isabel offered him sanctuary...

Action

>...Ask him a question?
>Maybe try to find an excuse to leave this conversation...
>...Just waste time until Claw gets here.
>...Write-in

>>1929651
>...Just waste time until Claw gets here.

>>1929651
>>...Just waste time until Claw gets here.
And by waste time, I mean let's learn his political agenda.

You eventually learn that his agenda is to reduce poverty, colonize Africa and regain Angola, and essentially modernize it...

Meanwhile, as Claw, after two hours of sailing...

"...So uh... This is far out as you can take me?" You ask, as you step in an old wooden lifeboat.

"...Yep." The captain says, and he flips something, dropping the lifeboat to the sea...

You see the coast is about... Seventy miles. Great.

Welp. Time to start rowing.

What form anons?

>Slime Form. (...Bad, bad idea.)
>...Wolf Form. (You can swim in this... But it's pretty fucking obvious.)
>Smol Wolf Form. (...You can row EXTRA HARD in this... But you'll stand out.)
>Human Form.

>>1929688
>>Human Form.

>>1929688
>Human Form.

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Human Form it is.

You of course begin to row, slowly.


Ignore my roll.

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1930299

7+4=11

You row steadily for a few miles...

...I really fucking hate boats... Claw can't help but thinks to himself...

Another ten miles goes by, Claw's arms feeling sore as hell.

...I mean... I get doing this for someone like Elizabeth... Because you know... She's pretty cute and that stuff... Do think she'd actually talk to me if I kind of hyped this whole thing up? Claw help but think this, and begins to briefly wonder if Elizabeth will indeed, notice him and maybe thank him for doing this...

Ignore my roll.

Eventually, Claw stops paddling after a bit, and notices something...

...In the water, there seems to be periscope raised, looking around.

It seems to be scanning...

What do?

>Don't even move a muscle! Try to be sneaky!
>...Shapeshift to a different form, and guide the ship by the periscope... And nom it a bit.
>...Awaken your inner sea monster, shapeshift to a larger form and prepare to dive!
>Just keep paddling.
>...Write-in

>>1930325
>Just keep paddling.

>>1930325
>>Just keep paddling.
>>...Write-in
Break it. and then keep paddling

Rolled 17 (1d20)

You paddle over, switch to your swollen smile form, and tear the periscope off.

You then promptly continue to paddle to the mainland.

Ignore my roll.

Eventually you land on the shore, and you get out and stretch for a bit.

Your still a few miles away from Portugal's capital...

What do?

> Hitchhike!
> Walk...
> Shift to a larger form to walk faster!
> Write In

>>1930604
>> Shift to a larger form to walk faster!

>>1930604
Walk

>>1930604
Supporting >>1930608
Normal wolf

You shift to a much larger form, that being your wolf form...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how sneaky you can be...

+3 for finding a way to sneak as a giant fucking wolf.

Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1930805

18+5=23

You slip across the countryside, as fast as possible...

Eventually, you see the capital in the distance... Now, time to steal... The treasury, right?

Yeah.

How do you want to do this?

>Slip through the streets to your target!
>...Try to fit through the sewers!
>(KHORNATE) Rampage, and provide a distraction for Renexizious to steal from the treasury. (Note, that using any of your forms won't get you recognized, mostly because Claw's Slime and Wolf shape has changed drastically.)
>Shapeshift
>Write-in

>>1930881
>Slip through the streets to your target!
If someone wants to do the khornate thing, I’m fine with it. Just say that we were “protecting” the gold from the werewolf.

Waiting for one more vote.

>>1930881
>Slip through the streets to your target!

>>1930881
>write in
Coordinate Ren to feed us an extremely important servant. Perhaps the Head Butler or something akin.

...Claw kind of wonders if sneaking in hid giant wolf form is a good idea.

Do you want to continue?

> Tell Claw to sneak in giant wolf form!
> Shift down.

>>1931257
>> Shift down.

>>1931257
Shift down

Roll me a 1d20+6

+2 for ideas on how to awkwardly avoid conversations.

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1931291

Critical Success

You walk through the streets, eventually happening on the Gold Reserve. It seems heavily guarded, but luckily you manage to get into building...

How did you get in?

> Absorbed a janitor/contractor/secretary.
> Slipped into the guard barracks...
> You went through the sewers.
> Write in

>>1931508
>>1931508
> Absorbed a janitor/contractor/secretary.

You managed to absorb and digest a secretary, and sneak into the treasury...

It seems largely deserted and going under renovations from many contractors, and you eventually find yourself by the treasury room...

You note that there seems to be a huge vault, with twenty men guarding it. It seems like no one is allowed entry...

Hm.

That's when you see something approach you... A female secretary waving towards you.. And kind of says something in Portuguese...

You um...

You actually don't know Portuguese...

G-guys? I um... What do I say?

Roll me a 1d20-4 for how well this goes.

Anything below 4 is a critical failure, due to a first impression AND talking to a girl.

+2 if you can try to excuse why you can't speak Portuguese...
+2 for trying to not be awkward.

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1931702
"Before you ask, I don't have autism."

in english

Rolled 6 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>1931702
*autisitc screeching*

By the way, to torture anons more...

Claw HAS to roll three times, either by me or anons, just to add to the pain when meeting someone for the first time.

Rolled 5 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

Final roll.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

16-4=12

"H-hey, uh... Hi. I'm uh.. You know. The guy."

She seems a bit confused.

"...Why are you speaking Engli-"

"I-I um... I forgot it. Yeah. So uh... Hi. What's your name?"

"...I'm your boss, Christiana... You don't remember how to speak por-"

"Y-yeah, it's a uh... It's a... Condition, yeah... Um... So what were you saying?"

"...Well, I was wondering if you could handle some of these reports, Miguel..."

She opens a folder, and takes out some reports...

"I need you to just file them for me... It's simple enough, mostly just real-estate prices, owners, that sort of thing."

"R-r-real estate?"

"...Yeah."

"I-I mean, uh..."

Ignore my roll for what Claw decides to do.

1=Say no.
2=Say yes.

"I-I mean, I'm kinda... You know, busy... With uh, stuff..."

"...Stuff?"

"Y-y-you know, human stu- I mean, normal stuff. Like uh... Coffee. Yeah. I um... I spilt some on my paints."

She just seems confused.

"...I-I um, I need to iron them... So uh... Can I go?"

She doesn't seem even close to convinced.

"...Can you at least sort these documents out? If you could, also don't forget to put the owner's name down..."

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if Claw can get out of this one!

+2 for bad excuses.
+2 for trying to poorly have a Portugese accent.
+1 for trying to not be awkward, and failing.

Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1931736
Punch her in the face

Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1931736
Don't punch her in the face, do the work and become a contributing member of society.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

Critical Success.

Claw, awkwardly looks around, and kind of shrugs.

"I-I mean, I'll do it when I get off of my break..."

"Oh, great."

"...Y-yeah... Uh... Y-you know, why don't you tell me about the files or whatever over lunch?"

She of course, begins to tell you about the reports while you eat a sandwich in the cafe. Mostly how most of the real estate files and papers are missing names, and are abandoned...

...Claw can't help but get an idea, and quickly thinks...

Ignore my roll.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Claw works until midnight, working on papers, getting names signed... For a very, very special purpose...

Ignore my roll.

...Claw eventually, after working until literally 6 AM in the morning, manages to legally get 73% of Portugal's real estate legally owned by Renexizious, along with transferring the mortages due to the Bank of Sweden...

Claw's work is so well done, so autistically detailed, that it would be impossible to dispute in court if this was legal or not.

Claw however, passes out soon after this, too tired to even function...

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if Claw can avoid getting caught.

+3 for trying to wake him up.
+2 for telling him how good he was at literally forging legal documents for Renexizious!

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1931772

Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1931772
This is your chair speaking - and I've been talking with your bed. The things we've seen - well, you wouldn't want us to go public, would you? Just hand over those marvelous documents and everything will be fine. Seriously, great job on that.

Going to bed nao

Do anons want to support or go against Claw getting angry.

>Go against.
>Support.

>>1931808
>Against
I feel like getting angry isn’t good in this situation

Claw wakes up, drowsily... He worries intensely over having put the wrong name on all the sheets, and he looks over one sheet, and thinks it says "Revenaris", instead of Renexizious!

He gets pissed, so pissed that he flips the table over, being so pissed off at having to do so much more work and retitle every fucking document...

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+2 for reasoning why he shouldn't get mad.
+1 for trying to lull him to sleep.
+1 for reminding him of a comfy dream?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1931827
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1931827

15

Claw gets up...

And promptly passes out on the floor.

Claw eventually gets found by a security guard, who calls the local police thinking he broke in...

Claw of course, doesn't even wake up while being rough-handled by the guards, and eventually gets taken to the police station...

Claw wakes up in a jail cell, next to four other men, and Claw is exhausted...

The men say something towards him, and can't help but laugh for some reason...

What do?

>Try to get on the good side of the fellow prisoners?
>Ask if you can see a guard!
>Try to break out of here!
>Write-in

>>1931881
>Ask if you can see a guard!
“I didn’t break in”

>>1931881
>>Write-in
Use our slime to walk through the cell bars like the T-1000

You phase through the bars, astounding the prisoners, and shift to your smol swole wolf form.

"I didn't break in!" You yell, as the officers pull handguns on you...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to dodge bullets!

+3 for getting angry at the officers shooting at you!
+2 for terrifying them

Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1931922
"That's it I'm gonna h-h-hit ya!"
>But his stutter made it comeout out as shit ya
>Claw has an idea of how to dodge, fill up the space in the room
>he shifts to his BIG Swole Form
>Also he's mad

...You decide to shift to your BIG WOLF FORM, and begin to slowly grow, scaring the cops, who fire into you, and literally do little but help you taste iron.

...Do you want to do anything to the cops as you slowly get bigger and badder?

>NOM! (...Also choose if you want to nom the harmless prisoners.)
>Slice at them!
>Pull out your wrestlemania!
>Nah, just grow... They're harmless.
>Write-in

>>1931951
>Nah, just grow... They're harmless.

>>1931951
>>Nah, just grow... They're harmless.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

FUCKING ANGRY REEEEE

You decide to just GROW, while the cops decide to make a run for it.

Eventually, you break through the roof of the police station, not even close to your full size, and some of the cops begin to shoot at you, while calling in back up...

Roll me a 1d20 if Claw's pissed off or not at being imprisoned.

+2 if Claw can get angry about being arrested!
+2 if Claw can of course, scare the living shit out of the cops.
+1 if Claw can angrily nerd out about how the cops can't even stop him, as he'll just keep getting bigger and bigger...
+1 if Claw can of course, find things to damage, destroy, and nom...

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1932027
>tfw you do a bunch of papers and you're arrested
>tfw shits fucked up
>tfw you wake up in prison
>tfw cops shoot you for talking
>tfw you want out
>Overcome by these heavy feels, Claw begins to gain anger as he's swole
>He's careful to not nom anything as hit size is giant enough, but any guard or prisoner left by have problems with his lava slime....
>just get fucking big
>it don't matter if you break the whole city
Get mad!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1932027

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Critical Failure.

"...H-h-hey, uh... Can you not shoot at me?" Claw says, trying to calm down.

The cops are kind of confused...

"Y-yeah, uh... So this was kind of all of a misunderstanding... I was doing paperwork and then I woke up getting arrested... So I was kinda wondering if I can just go home before I like, you know... Eat people and stuff. I mean, I like that, and I bet you guys would taste great, but I kinda just want to get this over with since I just got done with work and I mean, like, maybe I'll eat some of you I guess, since I mean, I'm hungry, but I'd just like to get my job done and stuff. And play video games and stuff... S-so uh, yeah. Can I go now?"

Ignore my roll.

The cops of course, shoot at the giant red khornate werewolf in the middle of their city.

Claw sighs, steps over the building and stomps on a few cop cars, and just makes his way to the gold treasury or whatever, yawning...

...Man, a nap would be good... I mean, I doubt these cops can kill me if they tried... Man, I wish I could just... Kinda take a nap or something...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if Claw can indeed, resist insomnia while trying to find the gold reserve and also bypass army defenses.

+2 if you can get Claw to stay awake, by whatever means necessary.
+1 for trying to half-heartily scare people or whatever.

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1932086

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1932086
Double Mocha...shot....
>Claw tumbles into a cafe and happens to devour its entire contents
>he walks around taking out random restaurants, and dripping his molten hot slime

Critical Success...

Claw, exhausted and generally demotivated, breaks into a cafe, literally noming everything inside of it, including people.

...He kind of wonders if he could do some weird thing of dunking people in coffee, kind of like how dunking donuts in coffee is popular, but Claw manages to get more energetic at this...

And so eats another cafe.
And another.
And another.
And another.

Eventually, Claw feels better then reinvigorated, he feels like a whole new gelatinious-wolf-khornate thing...

Who's also pissed off at the fact that so far, no one understand FUCKING ENGLISH OR SWEDISH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

...Claw is also slightly vibrating from the sheer caffeine, though the army has begun to move in...

Meanwhile, as Renexizious...

What are you doing?

>Calming the king down about the giant fucking wolf tearing shit up downtown.
>Getting ready to leave.
>...About to shift to dragon form and formally take over the government... (The UN will fucking hate this.)
>Write-in

>>1932159
>...About to shift to dragon form and formally take over the government... (The UN will fucking hate this.)

>>1932159
>>Calming the king down about the giant fucking wolf tearing shit up downtown.

>>1932201
Switching to this sadly ;_;

Roll me a 1d20+3 for trying to calm the king down.

+2 if you can reassure the king about how you can handle it.
+2 for talking about how this is 100% not Claw.
+2 for talking about how to best deal with giant fuckhueg werewolf monsters.
+1 for also scaring him further about what this thing can do!

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1932225

Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1932225
"Now, I know what you're thinking, There was this big giant Furry Behemoth in Vietnam, but I repeat, this is not related to that incident. Anyone who says otherwise is just listening to radio murmurs and should be whipped. "
>he takes a Richard Nixon stance
"Furry Behemoths are not related to me at all."
>smooth
"You know, this looks like a....uh....A Trimectovulco..."
>Ren coughs
"Octosaur, these things are known very well for doing huge damage. They can flatten entire cities, and they can go on for weeks going city to city..."
>this does not help the king calm down
"However, they're very much attracted to gold, and other wealth. He must be after your treasury....I could...No..."
>Ren has warped the King to his finger and Manual begs to hear Ren's idea
"I could hoard up all of your gold within this castle, and lure the beast..."

Do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes. (Beat Claw up.)
>Yes (Scare the living shit out of the King regarding the beast downtown. Way harder.)
>No.

>>1932259
>>Yes. (Beat Claw up.)
Sorry man.

>>1932259
Also.

>Call a professional to calm Claw down. (Elizabeth. Will take her a while to get here though.)

>>1932259
>Yes. (Beat Claw up.)

You of course, tell the king you'll beat up Claw.

...How exactly do you want to do this?

>Burrow beneath him!
>Use magic! (Intelligence.)
>Straight up attack him! (Strength!)
>Betray him. (Charisma. 4x to your first attack.)
>Sneak attack him... (2x to your first attack. Dexterity.)
>Emasculate him. (...Basically non-violently try to prove your a chad, or literally bully him.)
>Write-in

>>1932282
>>Emasculate him. (...Basically non-violently try to prove your a chad, or literally bully him.)

>>1932282
>>1932282
>Betray him. (Charisma. 4x to your first attack.)
Quick and easy. Trip him and get done with this as soon as possible.

>>1932282
>>Burrow beneath him!

Also

>...This is a bad idea, don't do it.

>>1932339
>>...This is a bad idea, don't do it.
Do it. I'm desperate. They're yelling at me. I don't like being yelled at.

>>1932322

>>1932339
This
Fucking get elizabeth to help

>>1932339
Actually just try to intimidate him into leaving

>>1932339
>...This is a bad idea, don't do it.

You decide to just... Come up with a different plan.

What do?

>Go back to the "beat up Claw" strategy.
>Get Elizabeth to help?
>Intimidate Claw into backing down. (Just don't forget to brief him on this afterwards, because he'll likely think your serious! Good chance he might actually fight back due to being a Khornate, slightly angry, and also hyper.)
>Try to do a fake fight? (...Will be very hard, but you can do it. Maybe... It's unlikely though.)
>Write-in

>>1932388
>>Intimidate Claw into backing down. (Just don't forget to brief him on this afterwards, because he'll likely think your serious! Good chance he might actually fight back due to being a Khornate, slightly angry, and also hyper.)

>>1932388
>Intimidate Claw into backing down. (Just don't forget to brief him on this afterwards, because he'll likely think your serious! Good chance he might actually fight back due to being a Khornate, slightly angry, and also hyper.)

>>1932388
>Intimidate Claw into backing down. (Just don't forget to brief him on this afterwards, because he'll likely think your serious! Good chance he might actually fight back due to being a Khornate, slightly angry, and also hyper.)

You decide to just intimidate Claw.

I don't get why we can't just call our wife, but whatever.

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+2 if you can show up, and scare him into backing down somehow.
+2 for making threatening statements.
+1 if you can try to look like a hero.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1932418

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1932418
>Ren descends from the heavens like a divine beast. Hovering massively in the air, and breathing harshly with his 3 heads. Each neck length the size of claw
>And in a heroic moment, attempts to dissuade the evildoer in simple phrase, not flowery prose
"Be Gone."
>Demands the massive dragonian

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1932418
>Slowly slink in, circling around the angered wolf, let out a low slow growl, frost tipping the edges of our mouth as we do from our icy breath.

>He stops sitting face to face from the wolf, raising it's neck to tower over the beast as he looked down, all three heads speak one word in unison.

>"Leave."

>Looking proud and gallant as he stares down the beast.

15+7=22
vs
18+2=20

Claw seems confused as you tell him to leave, and try your best to scare him.

...He's more confused, rather then... Well, scared, honestly. But he seems a bit shocked.

It's going to take more then this to scare him off...

Actions

>Write-in
>Intimidate more.
>...Try to hint towards him to maybe leave?
>...Just scare him by talking about what you can do.
>Begin to bully/emasculating him.
>Escalate to fighting him!

>>1932465
>>1932465
>...Try to hint towards him to maybe leave?

>>1932465
>>...Try to hint towards him to maybe leave?

Roll me a 1d20.

+2 for ideas on how to hint to Claw?
+1 for wishing Claw was less autistic, and imagining what he'd be like...

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1932496
"You should leave....like...now. Right now! Leave this palace alone! Go back to whence you came! Begone!"
>You'd have to be think as ooze to miss these clews, fucking aspie

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1932496

Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1932496
We have six damn eyes.
Move them towards literally any direction and nod our head slightly.
and make a face that says
"Get out dude."

>If he was less autistic he'd understand our social cues and fucking leave

Rolled 4 (1d20)

10+3=13
vs
8

...Claw is kind of confused, and scratches his head a bit.

"...I um.. Oh, yeah, I was uh... Just leaving. Yeah."

Thank god he managed to catch on.

Ignore my roll.

Rolled 13 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

Claw begins to walk to walk away...

Hell yeah, your job is done...

At least, until you notice Claw is walking directly in the direction of the palace, not really caring what he steps on.

You roar for him to go the other way, and he does so, kinda confused.

Eventually Claw leaves...

Ignore my roll.

Rolled 4 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

The Portuguese are... Mostly confused, but cheer you on, honestly, and you head back to the palace...

Ignore my final roll.

However, when you get back at the palace, you notice a somewhat cautiously angered Manuel II.

He of course, begins to accuse you of forging documents claiming land ownership over most of Portugal...

Oh, and also of you being in league with the behemoth...

"Come on, of course I'm not working with him."

"Ah, yes, a giant wolf shows up as you are here one day, conveniently being something you simply talk to go away."

"...Oh come on..."

"Firstly, how did you even know it could speak? Or how it easily spoke your language?"

"...It was a coincidence?"

"Or how I get reports that it was imprisoned for being by the national reserve? With hundreds of documents claiming landownership?"

"...It's a coincidence?"

You can really tell the Portuguese king is not happy...

Eventually, you discuss with him a bit, and it seems like he's surprisingly well-informed...

Eventually, towards the end of his little ramble, he eventually mentions that he'll be silent for what you did here, so long as you stay out of his country and never try anything of the sort again...

You have very, very little trust from Manuel II, though the Portuguese at large know little about your deceit.

What do?

>Nom him. (...It's an act of war, and will have dire diplomatic consequences and PR problems.)
>...Agree... You'd enjoy his silence....
>Laugh in his face.
>Decline. Who cares, honestly?

>>1932588
>Nom him. (...It's an act of war, and will have dire diplomatic consequences and PR problems.)
Kill the weed at its root before it grows

>>1932588
>>Laugh in his face.

>>1932588
Agree with it

>>1932588
>...Agree... You'd enjoy his silence....

You decide to agree, begrudingly, and your conversation ends there...

You leave.

Continuing world events.

--------IBERIA-----------

A few hours later, you hear that Portugal has signed an alliance agreement with Germany, using the "behemoth" attack as an excuse.

----Central Europe------

IMPORTANT: Your spies report Germany is hiding documents regarding a nuclear arsenal. It seems like Germany has become a nuclear power!
The German Scientists seem to have also invented a new nerve gas.

Germany has begun to kick out communists and socialists, along with lycanthropes.

The old Kaiser has abdicated to live out in retirement, and a new Kaiser is being elected...

Currently, the leading party is the Hohenzollern, with Wilhelm III winning on a stance of expansionism, Imperialism, and a "place in the sun" like his father promised.

Your spies believe that Wilhelm III finds your country extremely impressive.

Do you want to do anything?

>...Attempt to influence the elections.
>Try to steal some of their tech.
>Don't do anything.
>Write-in

Getting some sleep anons.

>>1932660
>>Don't do anything

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

You decide to do...

Nothing.

Also, ignore my roll.

Elizabeth seems to have eventually made a makeup brand for half-dragons after some hard work... Making lipstick that doesn't melt/freeze, etc...

...It's a small little thing, but it's about average compared to literally every other make up, but for half-dragons.

...Elizabeth however, does certainly look cuter, that's for sure.

Income has very slightly increased.

Speaking of Elizabeth...

Choose an upgrade for her.

>Stable. Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation

>>1932735
>Ultra Unstable Mutation

Ultra Unstable it is.

Roll me a 1d100.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>1933105

Elizabeth now has...

Choose anons.

>Strong Pheromones (Similar to Renexizious's pheromones, but stronger, and with more pheromones to use.)
>(Upgrade to Genius) Deep Thought (1% each month for a random scientific breakthrough, and a +3 to intelligence... But she'll get a disadvantage mutation called Easily Distracted, and one random bad mutation.)

>>1933157
>>(Upgrade to Genius) Deep Thought (1% each month for a random scientific breakthrough, and a +3 to intelligence... But she'll get a disadvantage mutation called Easily Distracted, and one random bad mutation.)
Let's give her autism.

>>1933157
>(Upgrade to Genius) Deep Thought (1% each month for a random scientific breakthrough, and a +3 to intelligence... But she'll get a disadvantage mutation called Easily Distracted, and one random bad mutation.)

Roll me one more 1d 100.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>1933215

Rolled 25 (1d100)

60

Elizabeth has gotten a phobia...

Ignore my roll.

Elizabeth now has a random phobia you will come across inevitably.

it is related to a nationality.

Also...

Should Elizabeth become more nerd-like?

>Yes.
>No. Have her continue to be in the closet about being a braniac.

>>1933242
>>Yes.

Elizabeth can't help but develop some.. Interesting habits.

Elizabeth has now a slight interest in tabletop, though seems to avoid it, thinking it's "not really for her", and because of how busy she usually is...

Elizabeth, as you take a break, comes up to you with some proposals on what to do with the heavy amounts of slaves that aren't really... Doing anything.

She seems interested in making some money instead of "seeing you pay through the teeth for room and board"...

Do you want to take Elizabeth's suggestions, or no?

>...Take some of her ideas.
>...No, you'd rather not... Your slaves should remain as personal labor.
>Write-in

>>1933293
>...Take some of her ideas.

"So, here's some of my ideas, Ren..."

Elizabeth gives you a clipboard with a list...

1: Have slaves work at docks loading and unloading crates.
2: Have slaves work in mines due to falling labor in them (Yes, I know it sounds bad, but I swear humane conditions...)
3: Set up a penal colony in the second dimension?
4: Set up a penal colony in Africa.
5: Use slaves for my cosmetic research. (And no, it won't kill them, for the last time...)

Do you want to do any of these plans?

>>1933317
Agree with 2, 4 and 5

>>1933317

5: Use slaves for my cosmetic research. (And no, it won't kill them, for the last time...)

I don't like the idea of sending our palace slaves outside of our home, it'd be easier for them to escape. The palace slaves should be for our use and our use only.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

...You seem uncertain with her second and forth idea...

[red]"I don't know... I'd rather keep them here."[/red]

"Ren, come on, you know as well as I do that in the long term expenses that blahblahblahblah..."

Elizabeth begins to explain to you how cost-effective this is, how she has plans or whatever... Honestly, your more focused on how cute she looks, not really the statistics and stuff she's talking about.

Ignore my roll.

If it's above 10, you'll side with Elizabeth.
If it's below 10, you'll side with yourself...

The more it is to one extreme, the more Ren will be influenced towards one side...

Rolled 14 (1d20)

[red]"...Elizabeth, as cute as you can be, they're still my slaves."[/red]

She takes a breath, being tired after talking about whatever "trimester profits" or something.

"...Ren, I would at least like them to do SOMETHING..."

[red]"How about that cosmetic thing?"[/red]

"...Ren, I can't exactly use the surplus 350 slaves for makeup... At most, I'd use maybe twenty..."

[red]"...Well, they're house slaves, and you know how we are. We need some spares once in a while."[/red]

Elizabeth sighs, a bit frustrated.

"...I'm going to take a bath."

[red]"...Why?"[/red]

"...Mostly because I'm at my nerves end. Can we at least do SOMETHING regarding the slaves? Maybe at least let some of them go? At this rate, we'll be spending far more then we save, and it's not even helping the economy, blahblahblahblahblah...."

Elizabeth starts talking to you about her plan to cut down on slaves and costs and expenses by letting their kids go or something...

Rolling.

You know, is she intentionally that attractive, or is that just her natural sway...

You, slightly hypnotized by Elizabeth's swaying body, can't help but agree.

[red]"I mean... Well... I guess I can look into that."[/red]

She smiles, having finally gotten to you.

"Great! Now, I'm sure this will save us money and make sure the slaves don't revolt or anything!"

She kisses you on the cheek, and you can't help but smile.

[red]"Yeah... I erh... Yeah. So, anything else?"[/red]

"No... But recently, I've been interested in some 17th century firearms and some armor, and I was considering saving some gold for maybe some aesthetics... So if something comes in the mail can you tell me?"

[red]"Sure."[/red]

She gives you a kiss, and heads off to take a bath.

Eventually, another day rolls around...

You already see the first effects of Elizabeth policy, saving you money, getting rid of disloyal and useless slaves, AND increasing the loyalty of your slaves...

You are now saving about 20,000$ more...

Elizabeth continues her project on cosmetics.

Roll me a 1d20+9 for COSMETIC SCIENCE!

+3 if Elizabeth can think how to make a dragon/half dragon look good in makeup!
+2 for ideas on how to make herself look good in makeup, specifically.

Rolled 5 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1933398

>Instead of going for splashing res and pink on their cheeks and lips and calling it a day, focus more on what makes their facial scales look better. Nothing that makes them look too shiny, more like a shimmering effect, and try to match the base powder to the four most common scale colors: white, red, blue and green. Use eyebrow pencils in bold shades to simulate lack of reptilian eyebrows, and maybe some sort of concealer to cover up flaws and imperfections in the scales themselves.
>An opalescent, shimmering green powder with a touch of copper in it, copper and black eyebrow penciling and eye shadow to make her eyes really pop, and some darker green lipstick or gloss to accentuate her lips.

Allowing a samefag if Elizabeth can come up with more theories on how to look better overall!

Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>not at least sending slaves into the mines
fucking retard

18+14=32

Due to being busy, I'll just say you did really well and write later, since I gotta do something real fast. Be back in a while.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for PR on the cosmetics to get shitloads of money.

+3 if Elizabeth can of course, show off the cosmetics.
+2 for of course, making women envy Elizabeth and want to be like her.
+1 for also showing how men love make up AND half-dragon?

Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1933543

Rolled 2 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1933543

>Liz hums a cheery tune while applying the make-up in front of a camera. "And then add a dash of powder here, and some gloss there, and behold! These new, dragon-oriented cosmetics are designed to stick especially well to scales, and will turn even dull, scuffed and lifeless looking scales into a scintillating treasure trove! And just because it was designed for superior adhesion to scales, doesn't mean it won't stick equally well to skin! Half-dragon, Yuan-ti, human, elf, whatever you are, you're sure to find the perfect look with these new cosmetics!"
>Liz's scales, even with their normal brilliance, are exceptionally sparkly and catching under the lights and make-up, and her eyes seem to draw the viewership in. The question isn't who would wear dragon make-up. The question is, who -wouldn't- wear dragon make-up, and try to look a tenth as stunned as Queen Elizabeth?
>"And always remember ladies, if you're trying to woo that special man, never forget to make your outside look as radiant as your inside! Confidence shines, and with the confidence of knowing that you're wearing cosmetics of the same quality and beauty as the Queen of England, you'll have to beat all the suitors off with a stick!"

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1933543

Elizabeth project sells greatly... At first, but begins to fall apart as more scathing reviews come in, regarding about how it "burns" and has a tendency to scar human flesh, and weaken half-dragon scales...

It's a bit scandalous, and Elizabeth is nationally embarrassed and forced to pull the product from the market.

You have lost about 5$ Million from Elizabeth's failed project...

There's also some legal cases now pending against her for not properly testing the product, conducted by rich half-dragons who'll likely get their voices heard, which could cost Elizabeth up to a projected 20$ Million...

Elizabeth of course, sweetly asks if you could help her out a bit...

Actions

>...Forcibly cancel the lawsuits. (No money loss of Elizabeth, and she'll certainly owe you one, but hurts your PR and makes people distrust the government a bit.)
>Pay them off yourself. (Costs 20$ million, but Elizabeth will love you for it, and your PR will slightly rise.)
>Do nothing. (Elizabeth will dislike this, and will be put further into debt, and become extremely stressed from dealing with law-suits, and an election, and kids.)
>Write-in

>>1933882
>Pay them off yourself. (Costs 20$ million, but Elizabeth will love you for it, and your PR will slightly rise.)

>>1933882
>>Write-in
Half and half it. Liz owes a biiiiiiiiiiiig favor.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Pay them off all.
2=Half it.

You sigh, and give her the money to pay it all off.

...She can't help but hug and kiss you, being extremely thankful for your assistance...

Elizabeth has about 140 Opinion of you right now.

Actions

>..Remind her that she owes you one.
>...See if you can get her to do anything for you, or change the way she acts in exchange... (Use your favor, and get her to do something or change how she acts.)
>...How about sex?
>it's free.(+10 opinion)
>Write-in

>>1933932
>>it's free.(+10 opinion)
fuck it, all the way

>>1933932
>it's free.(+10 opinion)

Elizabeth's opinion is now 150.

Elizabeth hugs you tightly, not really letting go, and kisses you after fifteen long minutes of intense hugging...

She also brings you some tea, and a kiss on the cheek.

For getting her opinion to 150, I'd say you guys get her a free mutation...

Choose.

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation

>>1933956
>Unstable Mutation

>>1933956
>>Unstable Mutation

Unstable it is.

Roll me a 1d100.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>1933981

Elizabeth now has Pheromones.

Come up with five emotions for her pheromones to effect, such as Loyalty or Happiness.

>>1933998
Adoration.
Loyalty.
Romance
Nationalism
Piety

>>1934000
Piety is not really an emotion, and by Romance, do you mean Lust?

>>1934013
No, the effects of Romance. Love, passion, drama, the drive. You know, Bohemian France.

I propose fear, anger, envy, pride and calmness.

Be back after making some soft preztels.

Also, feel free to argue.

Plus, while I'm gone, decide what should be constantly active, if any should be.

>>1933998

Loyalty
Happiness
Fear
Servile (willingness to serve another)
Calm

>>1934112
This is all god but I’d replace loyalty with courage. Loyalty with courage just because it seems more useful.

>>1934125

How about replacing Calm with Courage then? QM just said in his discord that Happiness and Calm are the same thing.

Alright.

Here's the contenders.

Loyalty/Adoration (Minor flavor differences for which one.)
Fear
Calmness

Decide for the last few.

Nationalism (Inspires people to be nationalistic!)
Bravery (Inspires people to be brave!)
Romance/Lust/Love/Whatever you want to call it. (Helps charm, and your marriage(?)
>Servile/Loyalty (Helps establish Elizabeth at the "top" and makes far more loyal servants when enabled.)
>Envy (Helps Elizabeth's ego/make her more happy... Also, can potentially direct envy towards others.)
>Spirituality (Helps people become religious!

>>1934131
>>Servile/Loyalty (Helps establish Elizabeth at the "top" and makes far more loyal servants when enabled.)
>>1934131
>>Spirituality (Helps people become religious!

>>1934131
>Spirituality (Helps people become religious!
>Servile/Loyalty (Helps establish Elizabeth at the "top" and makes far more loyal servants when enabled.)

>>1934131

>Servile/Loyalty (Helps establish Elizabeth at the "top" and makes far more loyal servants when enabled.)

>Bravery (Inspires people to be brave!)

Servile/Loyalty it is, along with Spirtuality.

Do you want spirtuality to be directed towards Elizabeth, or in general?

>Directed towards Elizabeth. (...Helps making a cult around Elizabeth... But Gods really, REALLY don't like this. Elizabeth's ego continues to rise too...)
>...Directed in general. (Gods enjoy this, and also Elizabeth becomes more religious.)

>>1934143
>>...Directed in general. (Gods enjoy this, and also Elizabeth becomes more religious.)

>>1934143
>...Directed in general. (Gods enjoy this, and also Elizabeth becomes more religious.)

So I uh
I just kinda realized that anons did already choose loyalty/adoration, so can you guys choose one othe thing besides Servile/Loyalty since you already have that?

I'll just go with Envy, I guess.

Now, what do anons want to have default active? (Note this is weaker then actively using it, and carries no side-effects to use.)

>Servile (...People tend to be more docile, loyal, and adore Elizabeth.)
>Bravery. (People tend to be more inspired and brave around her!)
>Envy (...People envy Elizabeth's power... Which helps her ego, and ergo her happiness.)
>Fear. (...People tend to shy away from confronting or attacking Elizabeth.)
>Calmness. (People tend to be more rational and explain better around her.)
>None. (You have to tell me to get full use out of pheromones.)

OR, anons can specify ONE specific form to have an upgraded pheromone constantly active. (excluding Dragon, BUT humanoid dragon is allowed.)

This is assumed to be on by default until anons tell me otherwise, otherwise just say "no."

>>1934213
>Envy (...People envy Elizabeth's power... Which helps her ego, and ergo her happiness.)
A cloud of perpetual smugness shall hangnover loz

>>1934213
>>Servile (...People tend to be more docile, loyal, and adore Elizabeth.)

>>1934213

>Servile (...People tend to be more docile, loyal, and adore Elizabeth.)

Elizabeth has some strange mix of envy, and servileness. Women especially tend to hate and envy her, but Elizabeth can easily direct men's envy towards other things, all in the hopes of serving her...

Elizabeth's radius of her pheromones in dragon form is about 5 city blocks. In human form, it's about 50 feet. (Assuming she had one, but in half dragon form, it's about 100 feet.)

...Elizabeth can't help but notice strangely that a nearby guard shutters, and sneezes, and seems a bit woozy...

"M'lady", he says, with a kneel...

Strange. Usually they just nod respectfully... Judging from their thoughts, usually to get a good look at you too, as much as you tend to protest.

You continue on until a servant also sneezes, holding a plate of food for your husband, which falls and breaks from his violent sneeze... He curses wildly, and you can't help but be a bit concerned and worried about the flu...

Strangely enough, he begins to curse wildly towards the flu, the moment you think it...

...Strange.

UNIQUE: Psychic Symbiosis (Elizabeth's pheromones are influenced by what she thinks sometimes!)

...Eventually, Elizabeth gets ready to go to a Russian festival and of course, mingle a bit. Hopefully this goes all according to plan.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well this festival goes...

+3 for Elizabeth unintentionally using her pheromones on the festival, and what happens...
+2 for Elizabeth enjoying her time befitting a draconic overlord(ess) with what happens
+2 if Elizabeth can have a big heart during the festivals, and be a very nice, huge, and not scary dragon, with slightly maternal instincts.
+1 for of course, showing off your beauty and getting women ultra envious.

If everything's done, Elizabeth's popularity might just soar... And I might throw anons another bone.

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1934309

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1934309

>>1934309
>Liz raises her hand to make a gesture, pheromones pour out as she does so, breezing out of her armpits and bursting from her thighs. Her lymphatic nodes pump out her vitral toxin that indulges all that wiff it in
>She walks around creating many of thralls and dregs out of woman, men, and animals alike. Women hate her, men love her, and canine and felines follow her around as if she was offering food
>it isn't long before there's an entire bustling talk of Liz. This was no longer a Russian Festival, it was a Lizabeth Festival. Kept holy only by her own beliefs.
>She frolics among the kids and plays among them, accumulating the Russian culture. Some people even dare mention that she is the future Tzar. This causes some controversy among the crowd, however, Liz is so beloved that it's quickly quieted down. Everyone is so eager to meet Elizabeth that it's like meeting Santa Clause
>And she can't help but think how nice it is to be not slandered by law suits

Choose one bone to get.

>Elizabeth can mix pheromones to get mixed reactions.
>Elizabeth can use pheromones on animals and some other races.

>>1934653
>Elizabeth can use pheromones on animals and some other races.

>>1934653
>>Elizabeth can use pheromones on animals and some other races.

Elizabeth can use pheromones on other races and animals.

Roll me a 1d100+50 for how much PR goes up by.

+20 for finding a way to continue gassing them with pheromones unintentionally.
+10 for being a great dragon.

Rolled 19 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>1934766

Rolled 56 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>1934766
Just...be the fucking best. You know you have the crown. Everyone else knows it. Anyone who is still fighting Liz is just waiting their own money. She knows it, they know it. She has this in her palms. The church be damned.
Oh and she gases them or something.

>>1934849
A bit more context on being a good Dragon and I'll just give you the bonus of 80

>>1934900
Uh, fucking flying around. Kissing babies on four heads. Being on posters. Posing with nobles. Looking good for the church. Raking in all that sweet constituent doe, loving the attention like you were a five dollar whore.

Good enough, I guess.

Elizabeth's PR hits a record of 75 in Russia, and has now an additional 15% of the vote...

With that done, a month goes by...

The Russian Elections are concluding anons.

You are projected heavily to be the winner, with a 70% to win, leading a large coalition of constitutional monarchists, traditionalists, and some fascists, alongside the capitalist and religious vote.
Second Place is the National Communist Party, with 25% to win.
In third place is the National Republic Coalition., with 5%.

Give your prayers to the dice gods anons, I'll give you 5 minutes.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

Rolling.

25-100=Liz Win
5-25= Communist Win
1-5=Republic Win.

Also, if it lands on a contest number such as 5 or 25 I do a coin flip basically.

Elizabeth is in a largely-Monarchist government, and is the first Chairwoman of Russia now.

The Russian Council begins to end it's elections too, similar results to yours.

60% of Parliament is Monarchist.
25% is Communist.
10% is Socialist.
3% are Syndicalists.
2% are Republican.

...Elizabeth, due to owing Renexizious so much for the past few weeks, appoints him the Lord Protector of Russia.

Which means, he gets a nice, steady shared income with Russia, meaning Elizabeth and you have a shared treasury in Russia... Though he is in charge of the millitary, and navy, and protecting the country...

...Oh, and also full access to call on the Russian army whenever you feel like it.

Elizabeth immediately begins to side...

1-20=Elizabeth supports a Constitutional Monarchy.
21-70=Elizabeth supports an Absolute Monarchy.
71-90=Elizabeth supports a Theocratic Monarchy. (Religious Absolute Monarchy, basically.)
91-100=Elizabeth supports a Fascist Monarchy. (...Absolute Monarchy on steroids.)

If anons want to, pick a ideology to side towards and it'll get a bonus to being picked.

>Pick. (Needs 2 votes at the least for Pick to be a valid option.)
>Don't.

>>1935095
>91-100=Elizabeth supports a Fascist Monarchy. (...Absolute Monarchy on steroids.)

>>1935120
This.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

Rolling.

1-10=Constitutional
11-60=Absolute
71-80=Theocratic Monarchy
81-100=Fascist Monarchy

Absolute it is.

Elizabeth of course, sets into action appointing staff... And of course...

>Appoints British Nobles. (...Will begin the upper class of Russia as British Noblemen and Elizabeth's family... Meaning higher PR in England and also a happy family.)
>Appoints Russian Nobles (Expected choice. Old noble families will come back, boosts your PR in Russia bit.)

>>1935214
>>Appoints Russian Nobles (Expected choice. Old noble families will come back, boosts your PR in Russia bit.)

Russian Nobles it is...

Elizabeth immediately sets into act changing the society as far as possible away from communism, and is now working triple time...

...If Elizabeth doesn't want to be stressed out all the time, she'll need to choose which to manage.

>Choose to manage England over Russia.
>Choose to manage Russia over England.
>Work triple time. (A large amount of negatives... Enough that I'm too tired to really list.)

>>1935262
>>Choose to manage Russia over England.
England is doing ok.

>>1935262
>Choose to manage Russia over England.

Who do you want to appoint to be the regent of the UK when your unable to lead?

>Give one of your other kids experience ruling?
>Charlemagne
>Renexizious
>Claw
>Let Parliament decide.
>Write-in

>>1935533
>>Charlemagne

>>1935533
>Charlemagne

Charlemagne it is.

Now of course, Elizabeth tries her best to set up her government...

Do anons want to switch PoVs?

>Stay as Elizabeth and continue to set up the government...
>Renexizious
>Claw

>>1935791
>Stay as Elizabeth and continue to set up the government...

You stay as Elizabeth, and continue to set up the government...

Does Elizabeth want to deliver a victory speech?

>...Have an underling do it.
>Yes.
>No.

>>1936120
Yes

Choose what you want to be your victory speech to be based around...

>Try to do a speech exhalting Russian nationalism! (Increase nationalism)
>Try to do a speech thanking the Russian people? (Increase PR.)
>Try to do a speech thanking the Russian church. (Increases religion, and PR among the religious/Orthodox Church.
>...Try to make your own speech? (...Depending on what you write, I'll give you a very large bonus.)
>Write-in

>>1936558
>Try to do a speech thanking the Russian people? (Increase PR.)

>>1936558
>>Try to do a speech thanking the Russian church. (Increases religion, and PR among the religious/Orthodox Church.
This is where we're weak. This and the communists. but fuck communism

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.

+3 for a convincing, religious speech thanking the religious and Russian church.
+2 for making religious based promises.
+1 for also talking about examples of yourself being religious... (Such as the fact Elizabeth often times goes to church.)

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1936768

Welp anons, if you guys want to start the new crusade or something, just tell me, as I'm going to take a break and think up a speech.

>>1936768
"And I'd like to thank the Russian Church most of all. Capable of seeing past Catholics and Protestants. Knowing that holy is holy unto itself. It is a fine example of it all. I think we could all do by their example. For in Father's name
>Elizabeth does the main christian prayer
"I promise to accept no scourge under god, to allow now evils beneath my wings. The acts of scum and violence will not pass. Dregs shall be given to the lord!"
>>1936776
Crusade against communism

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Take a swede meme while I'm dead anons, I'll be back in a hour or so.

Alright.

So, choose one.

>Elizabeth manages to get the faithful to leave another political group...
>Elizabeth manages to globally boost your PR among all of the Orthodox.