Fuck yeah time to wake up at the hospital.

Wonder how Suzu will react about this.

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ATTENTION: Last thread we decided to switch up the Dice System a bit considering that Team 7 kicked our asses with 4 Nat 20's, goddamn. So from now on we're rollin' with the Bo5 and d100's.

How does that affect our Ninja Stats? Take the stat, times it by five. There ya' go. So Hiki's 5 Strength becomes 25. Easy peeasy.
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>Hiki got knocked the fuck out and is wakin' up in the hospital, how's he feeling about that? What's he think about that weird Chakra shit Naruto was doing?
>BTW you are naked. But in a hospital gown. Fuckin' shotacon's.

>>1928926
Such a devasting beating was shocking, but we are determined to surpass him. And for that... We gotta deal with the devil.

>>1928926
Hiki is admired by Kakashi's team specialy Naruto, who was just someone without any skill becoming this strong. We can ask the elder about that.

He's feelling awfull because he went overboard with the other genin and he should have expected to be defeated once he decided to figth a three vs. one battle.

He decides he's still not strong enough and he will apologize to Sakura and Naruto once he's better. Can't blame for having our shit kicked for hurting his friends but at the same time that shit was weird as fuck.

>>1928926
LITERAL BALLS OF STEEL!

Glad your running.

>>1928926
>What the fuck this dude about, that shit can't be natural, he's on them ninja PEDs

>>1928946
>he's on them ninja PEDs
Pretty sure that's illegal in Konoha.

>>1928926
That it was a really stupid idea to just try and punch him and expect it to go well.

Also that Naruto's pretty damn stupid for getting mad that Sasuke lost a fight he started.

>>1928920
He would investigate how he became so strong so he could try to do it too
>>1928951
Yeah, I don't think we should apologise

>>1928941
>>1928942
Admiring the strength of Team 7 and willing to apologize to Sakura.

>>1928946
>>1928951
Pointing out that Naruto's a dumbass for getting mad that he interfered in a spar that was originally for him and Sasuke.


This sound good?

>>1928951
I think he got more mad by the fact we hit Sakura with a iron bullet.

Of course if we were using our full strength she would be dead and headless.

They still need to improve their team work. Also i guess this will make Hiki put more effort to hang out with the other members of his team?

>>1928955
Mmmh, no.

>>1928960
No, I mean the original reason why he joined. Sasuke challenged us, got shat on, and that made Naruto mad so he went after us too.

>>1928955
Perfect if we can talk to Kakashi first so we can give Naruto and Sasuke about the uron bullet would be worthy.

If we were a enemy shinobi Sakura would be dead. They should have waited of keeped someone to cover her.

>>1928955
Also apologize to Naruto as well.

But not to Sausage McMuffin, that cunt started it.

>>1928962
Oh yeah that! Yup he was really dumb. Sakura at least waited to be offered to join in.

they dont deserve apologies

So a rundown of what happened last time.

>Hiki decided to go some training by walking on water.
>In his underwear.
>Sakura came along, saw that, freaked out.
>Hiki shrugged.
>Sasuke and Naruto came along, arguing, and Sasuke wanted to spar with Hiki.
>While he was in his underwear.
>Uchia's amirite?
>Anyways, Naruto being the sperg that he is, decided to jump in when he saw us whoop Sasuke's shit pretty easily.
>Then we decided to get a little cocky, asked Sakura if she wanted to join, and then they dropped 4 Nat 20's on us.
>Then we went a little overboard, went full Tekkotsu, iron bulleted Sakura, knocked out Sasuke, and made Naruto go full retard and he beat the shit out of us.

As usual, it's Naruto's fault.

>>1928969
Yeah, they started it. We can always talk like mature adults...wait a minute...

>>1928955
Ehh, apologize to Kakashi we didn't stop after they took it too far and dislocated our arm and jaw. We should've known better.

>>1928966
Actually Naruto was the one that started it. Sasuke asked to train and then Naruto jumped in. Althought unlike Sasuke he did announced he was attacking by calling our name

Still he shouldn't have got mad for bruises during a trainning/spar.

>>1928974
>We can always talk like mature adults
I'm not sure we have any of those in our Clan.

>>1928975
Yeah i guess apologize to kakashi is better. Do the same to Sakura. We did hit her with a iron bullet on her head.

>>1928977
That's the joke

>>1928973
To be fair, hiki was going to put his clothes on before edge the hedge suddenly pounce us

>>1928973
Yeah, but dont say it out loud. Lets all share the faults like good kids.

>>1928977
Well thank god Hiki is a kid and not a adult so that is fine. It was time someone in the clan was a responsable adult.

Okay so,

>Hiki apologizes to Sakura and Kakashi only, because Sasuke and Naruto are fucking idiots.


That seems a given at this point.

Now, do you wanna' ask about the weird Chakra Naruto had, or point out that Naruto's a hypocrite for jumping into a fight that was just between you and Sasuke?

>>1928988
>Point out that Naruto's a hypocrite for jumping into a fight that was just between you and Sasuke

>>1928988
nah. we are too dense for that...get it? eh?

>>1928988
>Now, do you wanna' ask about the weird Chakra Naruto had, or point out that Naruto's a hypocrite for jumping into a fight that was just between you and Sasuke?

Both at the same time cause Hiki's a goober like that.

>>1928988
Let's try to be constructive and tell Naruto to learn self control. He was standing right next to Sasuke when he challenged us, he shouldn't have gotten angry we were fighting him.

Ask Kakashi about Naruto's tard rage chakra when Team 7 isn't around.

>>1928988
only if they try to get froggy and blame us alot fot it, hell yeah ask. that was weird as fuck and noteworthy

>>1928988
>ask about the weird Chakra Naruto had
Disregard the rest

>>1928988
>Point out that Naruto's a hypocrite for jumping into a fight that was just between you and Sasuke

But maybe ask Elder about his weird chakra

In other words Naruto needs to control his autism.

Alright, pointing out that Naruto is a fucking dumbass is a go, now for the Chakra bullshit.

You wanna ask Kakashi, or Elder?

>>1929003
>You wanna ask Kakashi, or Elder?

Elder.

>>1929003
Why not both? Kakashi's probably just going to say "you don't need to worry about it" or something similar.

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>>1929003
Elder.

>>1929003
Ill go kakashi but if he said some bullshit stuff, it's elder time

>>1929003
>Elder
Kakashi won't tell us

>>1929003
kakashi since we are alread apologizing

>>1929003
Kakashi

Kekashi for the win(see what I did there?)

Writing. Get ready for some sperg.

>>1929013
Use the Clan's secret "Eye of the Tard" technique we used on Gaara to calm down Retard Mcgee and his partner, the Edgy Asperger.

Keep up the great work, this is amazing

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>You hurt!

You open up your eyes, then have to squint as the sunlight from outside hits you right in the face. Sitting up, rather slowly mind you, you find yourself in one of the Konoha Hospital rooms. You recognize the layout from the many times you've come here with Taka.

You wince again as you move the covers aside, noticing many blue and purple bruises littered across your body. You're also naked, guess Sasuke's fireball must have toasted your underwear. Welp.

You try to think back to what happened, remember only a little bit. You know that you managed to defeat Sasuke and Sakura, the later feels you with a bit of regret. You could've seriously injured her with the Iron Bullet Jutsu. After that, you remember Naruto getting back up, his body covered in red Chakra, he seemed to have a tail, and he just manhandled you like you were nothing.

"Hmmm." You get out of bed, finding that you need to lean against the wall for support.

"It's probably a good idea to stay in bed for a while, you ended up taking quite a bit of damage." You turn, finally noticing Kakshi sitting by the window, that strange book in his hands. He peers up from the book, looking at you before frowning. "It might be a good idea to get some pants on too."

"Kakshi," You say, ignoring the last part. "I take it you're the one who brought me here?"

"You and the others. After that fight nearly all of you were busted up quite a bit." He pauses, flipping over to another page. "Sakura's fine by the way, I'm guessing you didn't actually hit her with a solid ball of iron, otherwise..." He lets it hang in the air.

"I'm sorry, I got carried away there." You bow, shame overcoming you. You insulted your Clan with your negligent behavior. "I'd like to apologize to Sakura as well, which room is she in?" You start to exit, Kakashi already shunshin's in front of you.

"How about you get dressed first?"

>"How about you get dressed first?"

Now that is some proper wording right there.

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>>1929037
After Kakashi summons you up a pair of pants, which you're not entirely sure how considering all he did was do some hand seals instead of using a summoning scroll, you enter into the Team 7's room.

"-ddya' mean I gotta' apologize!" You can hear Naruto shouting. Well, at least he's not that injured. "It's his fault for goin' overboard on you Sakura! He's lucky I didn't mess him up even more!"

"Shut up you idiot," You can hear Sauke, now he actually sounds like he's hurt a bit. Heh. Ahem. "It's your fault things got out of hand in the first place, it was supposed to be a fight between me and Hikigaya, then you busted in and ruined things."

"Oh give me a break Sasuke, he was whooping you're butt with one hand tied behind his back."

"You wanna' say that again!?"

The sounds of a scuffle can be heard, and that's when Kakashi decides to open the door. In front of you is Naruto and Sasuke, both of them gripping the other by the shirt and getting ready to punch each other. They stop and look to wards you. Sitting in a hospital bed is Sakura, with a large bandage on her forehead."

"HEY!" Naruto shouts, letting go of Sasuke and stomping his way over to you. "You gotta' lot of nerve showing your face around here after what you did to Saku-HEY!"

You walk past Naruto, heading over to Sakura before bowing. "I'm sorry for losing control of myself in the battle Sakura, I hope the injuries caused aren't too serious." You look back up and Sakura appears...surprised.

"Oh! Oh no no it's fine Hikigaya!" She says, waving her around about. "It's not like you were really trying to hurt me anyways...right?"

"No, if I had the injuries would've been more fatal." You answer, which seems to send shivers down her spine. "I'm glad you're recovering though."

"HEY!" You turn, seeing Naruto scowling at you. "What about the rest of us huh? You gonna' apologize to us too?"

"No." You say, causing Naruto to fall over on himself. "The battle was originally between me and Sasuke, and then you interfered. The only reason I'm apologizing to Sakura is because I asked her to join in and could've caused her serious injury with my technique. You on the other hand invaded a private battle on your own, and thus everything that happened to you was your own fault."

"WHY YOU-" He looks like he's going to try and fight you again, but Kakashi quickly stops him by picking Naruto up by the back of his shirt.

"Now now, Hikigaya's apologized for the parts he feels responsible for. Don't make anymore of it than it needs to be."

You look at Sasuke, who seems to be nursing his stomach quite a bit. "Guess this means we're 3 and 1 now Sasuke."

"No, I didn't stand much of a chance without Naruto and Sakura backing me up," He frowns, hand clenching into a fist. "We'll just say that's Team 7' win."

"Fine by me." You turn to Kakashi, who's still holding up a struggling Naruto. "Kakashi, would you mind walking with me, I have some questions."

>Okay guys. What exactly do you wanna' ask about what happened?

>>1929076
"Explain."

>>1929076
Do your team always gang up on 1 guy?
(aka zabuza)

But in serious note
"What was that red chakra? it tore up my tonketsu"

>>1929084
Zabuza ain't happened yet.

>>1929076
I got nothin maybe just ask if it was part of his trainning how naruto got that strange chakra?

Because we know about gods making deals so Naruto must have done some kind of pack with a god too.

But that last part is clan secret so we better not i dulge him.

>>1929076
"How did he do that. Naruto I mean"
>>1929087
Wasn't Zabuza mission an option in our first C rank?

>>1929084
Sasuke doesn't have the sharingan so i guess Zabuza hasn't happend yet.

Does thay mean that instead of going berserk on Zabuza Naruto went berserk on us?

>>1929076
>Why didn't you start out using that technique? You seemed pretty keen on injuring me before that.
Since Hiki doesn't know anything about Tailed Beasts.

>>1929073
"Why did he glow red and have a tail? Why does he have whisker like marks on his face? Does he always talk that loud? Did you summon pants or make them with some king of clothing jutsu? Why were you reading a book that I found in my cousins pornography stash? Where are you going?"

>>1929092
It was, but you passed it up.
Yes you could've done things a little earlier. I mean you've already met Gaara.

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Looks liek asking about the Red Chakra in general is a go. Writing.

>>1929076

Tetsu clan advice for the day

>Don't turn your dick into iron to keep an erection up, it hurts...it hurts so much

Anyway, ask how Naruto turned REEEEEEEEing into a jutsu

So guys i have being thinkin in developing a Hiden jutsu. Which uses Ying and Yang release.

What you guys think of Ying chakra (negative) allowing something like a rust decaying with the iron jutsu and Yang (positive) being one the reinforces more on the clans defense. Like using another mineral that isn't iron, maybe call it steel?

>>1929126

I made a forbidden jutsu while away

>>1929126
Steel isnt really a mineral. What you would be doing is adding carbon (earth) to your blood line chakra.

The effects of this could be hugely beneficial or absalutely catastrophic, depending if you use a body part. If your going to fuck aroung with your bloodline jutsu, then i highly suggest doing it with disposable body parts such as hair and nails.

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You and Kakashi enter the hallway, closing the doorway behind you. "Kakashi, about what happened at the training fields..."

"You want to know what that red chakra was and how Naruto gained strength so quickly, right?" You nod, maybe precognition is a mark of a highly trained Jounin. Kakashi sighs, tucking his book away. "There's some things about Naruto, some things that happened a long time ago, that I can't really discuss. On orders from the Third."

"The Third Hokage?" Kakashi nods. This just got interesting. You'd figured Naruto might've had some crazy bloodline limit, you'd heard things about the Uzumaki clan before, about their insane strength when angered, but you'd always been told that was only among the females. Unless.... "Kakashi, is Naruto a girl?" You ask.

Kakashi nearly falls down from your question, tilting his head to the side and letting out a little sound of confusion. "Wh-what? No. No Naruto's not a girl." He shakes his head. "No, what's happening to Naruto is...well it's similar to what your Clan goes through. With the box?"

You widen your eyes. How did he... "Kakashi, that's supposed to be a Clan secret, have you been spying on us?"

He raises his hands in defense. "No no! It's just...." He leans in a bit and whispers. "You know how Sinchu gets when you give him alcohol."

Oh. Yeah that makes sense. "I'm going to have to talk to Elder about this." You sigh. "Kakashi, if you can't tell me what the red Chakra was about, can you at least tell me a few other things?"

"Only those that I can."

"Okay. Why does he have whisker marks on his face? Is he always that loud? Why is he always shouting 'BELIEVE IT' every time he does something? How were you able to materialize pants out of thing air, is it some sort of clothing jutsu? Why were you reading smut in the middle of the day where everyone can see you? Wh-"

He puts his hand over your mouth, apparently you were rambling. "Let's...let's just say that Naruto's hyperactive, okay? As for the other stuff, well have you ever heard of Dragon Bal-"

You feel the hospital shake, as if a mighty force has hit it. "What?" You feel it again, getting closer. Wait, you recognize this feeling. The cold air that slowly seeps in, the rumbling of the earth, the silence of animals. Oh no. "Kakashi, who did you call and tell that I was injured?"

"Hmmm? Your sister, Suzu."

Oh no.
>FUUUUUUCK WHAT NOW?!

>>1929140

TIME TO GO FIND SUZU BEFORE SHE DIES OF WORRY BOYS

>>1929140
Run.
Run and hide.
Tell kakashi to hide also.

>>1929147
Are you mad? shes going to beat us for being stupid enough to fight 3 other nin for no damn reason.

>>1929140
Run distraction as the poor injured little brother while Kakashi escapes out the back with the children. And maybe the hospital staff.

>>1929140
"Kakashi, if you want to get out of this alive, I need you to get me a gallon of strawberry milk and some nice chocolate. I'll go to her before she tries to kill Team 7 and distract her.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>1929150

So I've been told, and anyways

>As for the other stuff, well have you ever heard of Dragon Bal-

Rolling for if it's a joke or not

So, Japanese name man QM, how does it feel to be the only not ded Naruto QM?

>>1929140
Prepare the Substitution Jutsu because this is going to hurt

>>1929140
Tell Kakashi to run. Make him sushin away or something. And we need to hide if our sister sees us like that she would go beraerk use a henge no jutsu to try look like nothing happend

So, here's what I see so far.

>Run and hide, tell the others to run. They on their own.

>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.

>>1929162
Eh.

>>1929161
Is a high roll mean it was a joke or that it wasn't?

>>1929172
Oh, btw, which of those you wanna' run with.

>>1929172
>>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.

>>1929172
Add in to Kakashi go get lots of strawberry milk and chocolate. Also first time Hiki will show some real ass emotion like literaly of all the people why would he call HER!

>>1929172
>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away

>captcha: ambulancia STOP
Don't think Naruto has ambulances, captcha but OK.

>>1929172
>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.

Probo best not to get injured team 7 to move just yet.

>>1929172
>>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.
And remember the substitution jutsu for the inevitable hug

Okay guys, distracting big sister so she doesn't kill Kakashi for...well letting you get hurt. She can't do much to Naruto or Sasuke because they're children and frail, but Kakashi's fair game.

+5 to roll. 1d100.

DC 80.

>>1929172
>>1929177
>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.

RUN YOUR FOOL!

>>1929172
>>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.

>>1929172

>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.

Well, I wish Team 7 luck with escaping our sister

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1929191
At least Kakashi would die happy in-between her thighs.

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1929191
Quick grab some strawberry milk!!

Rolled 86 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1929191
>Fly, you fools!

>>1929198
>>1929196
RIP team 7

>>1929199
Well done anon, you've saved Kakashi from the Iron Thighs of Konoha.

Still two more rolls left though.

Rolled 45 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1929191

>>1929199
And we just became Gandalf. She shall not pass!

Rolled 50 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1929191
Go

>>1929205
He better be thankful. This is probably going to hurt.

Rolled 77 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1929191

Rolling...

>>1929205
>you've saved Kakashi from the Iron Thighs of Konoha

Don't know if Kakashi would want to be saved...

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Nice, two of you actually made the DC. Writing. Prepare for big sis.

>>1929216

>Insert incest joke here

>>1929216
Those clothes...i know our clan can turn ut's skin and muscles into iron but dam...

>>1929216
>the return of Hiki's Why Boner

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Oh no. You whip around, grabbing Kakashi by his flak jacket and yanking him down to your level. "Kakashi! Grab the others and run! Run as far away from here as humanely possible! You don't know what you've done!"

"Wh-what? Hang on what's the problem?" Kakashi asks, the building shaking once more, the windows actually starting to have a small bit of frost on them. On no, the chill of a sisters worry is getting closer.

"Kakashi, the last time my sister was like this is took the Third himself to calm her down, and that was just because a vendor yelled at Taka!"

"Wait, you mean the Lantern Festival three years ago?! THAT was Suzu?" You can see the abject horror on Kakashi's face, well part of his face, as he realizes what's coming. "Oh god." He races back into Team 7's room, finally realizing the situation at hand.

"AND MAKE SURE YOU GET SOME STRAWBERRY MILK! That might give you a few seconds of time to escape."

You race down the hall, turning the corner just as the door push open, a huge gust of air and malice entering the floor. "Ka...kash..iiiii." You see your sister standing there, suddenly wishing you were back fighting with Naruto.

You do the only thing you can do, the only thing that's been able to stop her in the past. Taka's better at it than you, but you have to try!

"SISTER!" You shout, leaping forward and wrapping your arms around her. Your face gets buried between her breasts as you look up at her, eyes wide and puppy like. "I love you more than anybody in the whole world!"

The malestorm of malice and anger disappears in an instant as your sisters face changes to that of surprised happiness and sadness. "WAH?! You do!" You can see tears streaming down her face as she hugs you bac-OH FUCK! You can hear your bones start to pop and crackle. People think you're strong, but nothing compares to one of sisters hugs. "Oh Hiki! WAHAHAHAHA!" She's crying now, slinging you around in the air like a rag doll. Out of the corner of your eye you see Kakashi leaping away past the window, Sasuke and Sakura running beside him with Naruto tied to his back. He gives you little OK symbol with his hand before shunshining off. You hope he appreciates this.

"S-sister! Please, I'm still a little sore." You know that there are some perverts out there that will take that out of context and use their dirty minds to imagine dirty things, but you don't care, you hurt.

"oh, sorry." She gently sits you down, her whole demeanor much gentler than before. "So, tell me what happened exactly," Her eyes suddenly flare up. "And depending on what you tell me, I may have to kill Kakashi!"

Ahhhhh!

>Okay then, what's Taka doin'? Remember, he's cured! He's healthy! He's still weak as fuck in every physical area.
>Maybe he decidedto do some training? Maybe he went and did that on his own, with a member of the Clan, or went and bothered some other Ninja Team?
>I don't know.

>>1929216
We are exclusively playing characters related by blood to obvious best girl.

It is an abstract, yet poignant pain.

>>1929252
I'm surprised nobody asked what Suzu had to do when facing Tesshin yet.

>>1929251

> Physical training. Become huge.

>>1929251
I'd say he went to work on his stamina first. Can't really do anything else when walking up some stairs leaves you wheezing.

>>1929258
Murder effigies of all our family members, obviously.

>>1929251
>Enjoying his new life. Maybe walking around town on his own now.
Kid isn't crippled anymore.

>>1929251
time for training, we getting swole now

>>1929251

He's training strength, stamina, taijutsu. HE MUST HAVE STRENGTH

>>1929251
>>1929264
No wait! One of Susumu's worst nightmares.

Taka asked guy to help him get fit.

>>1929259
>>1929271
>>1929270
>>1929264
Looks like Strength and Stamina. You can add Taijutsu in there too but the DC will be even harder.

>>1929275
It was a baking contest.
Tesshin gets bored a lot.

>>1929275

This is pretty good actually. Moonrune, can we roll this suggestion in with training?

>>1929251
Chasing a fucking butterfly. Because he finally can.

>>1929258
More sexual favors than I can count

But no seriously he probably lives in her dreams and just fucks all his frustration out on her.

>>1929279
We should get him a friend

OKAY!
Strength+Stamina training.
Need ya'll to roll 2d100's, First is for Strength, Second is for Stamina.

DC 60 to raise stats up by .5.

DC 90 to raise stats up by 1.0

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>>1929275
And by guy I mean Guy, obviously.

>>1929276
Strength and Stamina is fine then. He's smart, so I'd say he would hold off on taijutsu until he has the physical ability to learn.

>>1929279
>that feel when best girl is the mot cinnamon of cinnamon rolls
>that feel when best girl is a super fit Amazonian cinnamon roll
>that feel when best girl is your sister
Why. Even. Live.

Rolled 91, 12 = 103 (2d100)

>>1929290

Rolled 25, 88 = 113 (2d100)

>>1929290

>>1929279
She cooked Taka and Hiki's favorite baked good right? Hiki's i can see it being a baked milk and Taka's being some kind of biscuit or cookie.

Rolled 48, 81 = 129 (2d100)

>>1929290
YOUTH!!!

Rolled 15, 25 = 40 (2d100)

>>1929290

Rolled 31, 34 = 65 (2d100)

>>1929290

Rolling...

Rolled 81, 84 = 165 (2d100)

>>1929294
>>1929293
>>1929290
Time to get swollen!

>>1929293
Taka showing off that Tetsu Clan musculature.

IMPRESSIVE!

Strength got raised up by 1 whole point! And stamina is now out of the crippled kid range! Amazing!

Writing.

>>1929291

There's always incest

>>1929310
The Clan already has enough problems without incest babies though.

>>1929279
It'd be funny if he chose a baking contest because he'd never suspect anyone in a clan of ninjas to pick it up as a hobby, let alone a profession.

>>1929315
He picked it because he thought it was going to be Susumu he was competing against, and he had a different kind of "Baking" contest in mind.

>>1929314

The Hyugas do it and they're bigger than our clan by a fucking lot. It's either incest or polygamy to boost up the clan numbers.

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>You aren't a fucking weak ass bitch anymore!

"HNNNNNG!" You. Can. Do this! The sweat is pooling up underneath you as you give one last struggling push, bringing your entire body up before letting out a cry of joy.

You then crash onto your side and promptly begin to gasp for breath. But man, you love this feeling. Ever since you came home that day from the hospital, you've felt like a million Ryo. You ran around the compound, you jumped up and down, you even held your breath for like twenty seconds before you nearly passed out!

"This feels euphoric." You say, sitting up and wiping the sweat from your brows. Then you see a little piece of embroidered cloth with the Hyuga symbol on it thrust in front of you. Looking up, you can see Hanabi blushing down at you, her maid right beside her and smiling. "Oh, thanks Hanabi!" You say, grinning at her. Well that seems to make her just hide behind the maid. Hmm.

You stand, marveling at how easy that is, and begin cleaning your face off. You're in the middle of the park, having decided to do some outdoor push ups because...well because you could. You happened to run into Hanabi and her maid as well, the young Hyuga surprised to find out how much better you'd gotten.

"Sorry for taking so long Hanabi, you probably don't wanna' sit around, watching me do push ups huh?" You ask.

"mmmmm." Huh, she just digs her face further into her maids dress. Guess she must not feeling that well.

"Well, what do you wanna' do now Hanabi, I've pretty much tired myself out on training right now."

The little Hyuga pokes her head out, seeming to try and think up ideas. "Um, would you like to come back home with me and play some games?"

>Oh fuck nigga' fuck! What now?! Could the Hyuga Patriarch be willing to accept a low life like you into his home?
>Or, I don't know, suggest something else. Shit.

>>1929334

Well, we could try going for it. Also a reminder how old is Hanabi again?

>>1929334

> Games

Well. That's vague...

Sure. Whats the worst thing that'll happen...

>>1929334
We aint a little bitch scared of hyugas, of course we would like to!

>>1929334
We could always try. He /might/ be willing to go for it for eugenics.

>>1929345
Seven.

>>1929334
>Could go to the marketplace
This kid has been inside for 90% of his life, why would he want to be inside ever again?

>>1929347

Jesus Christ pausenon she's a little girl

>>1929351

Danke

>>1929345
i Think she's eigth?

>>1929334
>Yes. But it's such a beautifull day why don't we play some games here? She can go and bring her games here.

Don't wanna to meet Haiachi and make some kind of bed clan politics.

>>1929360
Changing to this, from this>>1929352

>>1929355

I haven't watched Naruto in a very, very long time, but isn't this the little girl who routinely beats the shit out of Hinata?

>>1929350
More like it's unpolite to go to someones house without pernission. Valid Hanabi is a hyugga but the head of the house is her dad.

Alright so.

>Go to Hyuga Compound
>Go to Marketplace.
Pick 1.
>>1929365
Kinda. If I remember correctly Hinata had the chance to win her duel, but didn't take it because she didn't want to hurt her sister.

Hanabi wrecked her for that mistake.

>>1929363
I think you quoted the wrong post anon.

>>1929369

> Go to Hyuga Compound

I wonder what will happen...

>>1929369
>>Go to Hyuga Compound
We are Taka Motherfucking Tetsu the smoothest dude of the village, they will bend to our charisma rolls.

>>1929369
>Go to Hyuga Compound
If Hiki can get along with a Hyuga teacher, Taka can get along with their Clan Head.

>>1929369
>>Go to Hyuga Compound
What could possibly go wrong?

Okay then, Hyuga Compound it is.

Roll me 1d5, taking the third roll.

This is just to determine who you're gonna' run into.

You don't want a 1.

>>1929369
>Marketplace.

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>1929393

Rolling...

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>1929393
Dice gods have mercy upon our Taka.

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>1929393

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>1929393
So is 1 Neji or Hiashi?

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>1929393
>inb4 bump into Hinata

or m

>>1929400

Ahhhh!

>>1929400
that's as far from 1 as possible. Is that a good thing?

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>>1929399
>>1929400
>that dodge
>those dubs

>>1929400
Oh look it's Hinata! Or Hiki's sensei.

Huh, well that's still better than 1.

1. Elder Hyuga
2. Hinata
3. Hiashi
4. Ko
5. Neji

>>1929419
wait what...FFFFFF

>>1929419
Well at this point Neji doesn't give a shit about Hanabi or the Clan so we're OK.

>>1929419

Fromer Crippleboy and Destinylad. What a friendship that'll be

>>1929442

>Former

Goddamn it

>>1929442
Not much since he used to be kinda of a asshole before having his shit kicked by Naruto.

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"Sure, I've been training enough that a break sounds good. Plus I've never been in the Hyuga compound before!"

Hanabi seems to glow from joy at your answer, quickly taking your hand and rushing back to the compound, the maid following behind as she reads a book that you're sure you've seen in Sinchu's room before...

Once you make it to the compound, the two Hyuga guards at the front seem to give you a quick once over before relaxing, realizing who you are. There may be bad blood between the Hyuga's the Tetsu's, but a lot of people like you. That's not cocky is it?

"Lady Hanabi, how was your day?" One of the guards asks, his eyes seeming to focus on the fact that she's holding tightly onto your hand.

"It was fine. Now, I wish to take my friend Takahiro inside to play games." She says, standing a little straighter.

The guards nod, opening the doors. Hanabi drags you through the compound. A couple other Hyuga's stop and stare at you, which is making you a bit nervous considering, well, they all have the Byakugan. You do take the chance to look around, and marvel at how well off the Hyuga are compared to your own Clan.

You stop at what you assume is a dining room, Hanabi making sure you're comfortable with your seat at the table before rushing off to fetch some games. The maid excuses herself, saying something about food or drinks, and you're soon left alone.

You suddenly feel as though coming here was...not the smartest idea. From the side glances to the fact that you're still sweaty from your work out, you feel like you're a sore thumb sticking out.

The side doors slide open, revealing a young Hyuga. He's wiping himself off with a towel before he notices you, his eyes squinting. "And you are?"

"I'm-!"

"FOUND IT!" Hanabi shouts, rushing back into the room with what you assume is a very popular board game. She stops in her tracks when she sees Neji, looking a little worried. "N-Neji." She says, bowing.

Neji looks between Hanabi and you before...smirking? And not a good smirk, more like a condescending one. "I heard that you got over your sickness Takahiro," He says, letting the towel rest on his shoulders. "I figured you'd take this chance to actually try and improve yourself, but I guess playing games is more fitting. At least this way you don't have to deal with the worry of failing if you try."

What? WHAT?

>WHAT?!
>DO?!

>>1929453
Just say meh and shrug.
Then ask Hanabi what game she wanted to play and leave to have fun and enjoy our life.

>>1929453

Just smile and shrug, tell him we're enjoying it. And then >>1929461

>>1929453

Shit. Shit! Need a sharp comeback...

> "YOU TOO!"

Got em'...

...

>>1929449

So what you're saying is that we should beat him up?

>>1929453
>"Whatever dude"

>>1929453
"Failure isn't new to me, but now I can turn it into a learning experience. What's that game, Hanabi?"

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>>1929453

>>1929453
this >>1929465

Ignoring Neji Hyuga's bullshit? How noble of Taka.

Writing.

>>1929465
this

>>1929453
Be super positive:

"You are very rigth!! It's wonderfull to finaly use my body at it's fullest!! Nah i won't fail, if i had failled i wouldn't be alive right now. After all i suparssed my diseases. Now i just need to catch up and also it's nice to enjoy the things i couldn't do while i was crippled."

>>1929453
>"But I have so much experience just sitting down and doing nothing all day, if I abandoned it completely, all that time spent would be wasted."
Have some humor

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You smile at Neji, which seems to surprise him a bit before you shrug your shoulders and turn back to Hanabi. You've dealt with people like him before. You've dealt with a lot before. "So, Hanabi, what game did you bring along for us to play." You can hear the audible grinding of his teeth as Neji glares at you. Ugh.

"Oh!" Hanabi smiles, bringing the board game over to the table before setting it out. "Icha Icha Paradise the board game! I saw it in one our cousins rooms and I've been wanting to play it for a while! But Hinata's never around much anymore, and nobody else will play with me." She looks sad at that.

"Well, you've got me here. I'm not sure how long a board game with two people will last but-"

"Three people." You see Neji sit down at the table, that small smirk on his face driving you nuts. "I could use a little bit of relaxation."

Hanabi looks between you and Neji, both nervous and excited to have so many people playing with her. She begins getting out the pieces. From what you can understand, it plays a bit like the game of Life, with you going around a board and drawing cards for things. The goal, as you can understand, is to make it to Icha Icha Paradise and...well the last bit of the rulebook seems to be stuck together by something.

Hanabi goes first, rolling a six and making it all the way to Hug Hug Bridge where she manages to pick up a new convertible for her and two of her boyfriends. Neji then goes and ends up with a one, and he always draws a card that means his date cheated on him with a younger man.

Now it's your turn.

>Yes, roll me 1d6.
>You chose this path!

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>>1929469
>What's that game, Hanabi?
I hope it's lewd.

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>1929509

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>1929509

Time to beat Neji at porn monopoly

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>1929509

...

Forgot to mention I'm taking the fifth roll. Sorry,.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>1929509
>well the last bit of the rulebook seems to be stuck together by something
Dear lord.
I'll bet the maid did this.

Don't fuck up fifth guy...

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>1929509
I have asked for this.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>1929509

>>1929528
Ha.

HA!

Okay.

>>1929530

{Deepening Concern}

>>1929530

Well we rolled better than Neji. That's fine

"....I land on the Questionable Hotsprings." You say, looking over the board as you see your tiny little colored figure is standing on a square that has a picture of a hot spring with lots of question marks on it. "It says that I have to draw a Echi card and a Girlfriend card, and combine the effects."

"Oooooh." Hanabi says, eyes wide and mystified. "Lucky."

You draw the cards, picking up a missing panties card, but you also end up with a Bookworm girlfriend, and since it's still your first turn and you haven't gained enough Love Love points yet, she still negates any Echi effects. "Dang, there went sixty points."

This goes on for a while, Hanabi seeming to collect an endless amount of boyfriends and luxury vehicles for her to ride in, while Neji keeps getting his girlfriends stolen by this one Ninja called Chad. You do kind of the middle road, where you get some good cards, but never to the amount that Hanabi does.

Finally it's down to the last bit of the game, you've all arrived at the entrance to Icha Icha Paradise. Hanabi already has the rule book out. "It says that if we have 400 points we gain automatic entry. However, those with less can try and draw a card from the Dark pile." Hanabi slides a deck of dark, evil looking cards to wards you and Neji, the two of you sharing worried glances. "It's said that one card in this deck has the rare Toad Sage in it, and by drawing him you'll be admitted into Icha Icha Paradise. However, there's multiple Flat Chested Demonesses of Konoha as well, that want to take your money and booze."

What is this game? Oh well. Not like you can back out now.

>Alright anons, roll me some d100's.
>DC is 85.
>Don't get the Flat Chested Demoness.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>1929544
Oh god, this was fucking made by a certain sage with silver hair and a quesitonable book line.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>1929544

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1929544

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>1929544

Rolling...

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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>1929544
>Flat Chested Demoness
>this game

Rolled 59, 54, 81 = 194 (3d100)

Oh right, gotta' see how Neji did.

Good job though Anons.

>>1929560

Hello Jiraiya. Fancy meeting you here...

>>1929566
Being Neji is suffering

You and Neji draw the cards, and you can't even contain the smile on your face. "The Toad Sage!" You, the smiling image of a man dressed in fancy clothes with white hair looking back at you. "I got into Icha Icha Paradise!"

"...I got the Flat Chested Demoness." Neji grumbles, tossing his card to the table and revealing an evil looking old hag with a diamond on her forehead.

Hanabi grins, throwing her hands up in the air. "That was fun! I don't really get to do this that often. Thanks for playing Taka....and Neji."

"Hmmph." Neji stands, wiping his hands on his shirt before walking off. "Whatever."

"...he's a little angry ain't he?" You point out, causing Hanabi to frown.

"It's...not his fault really. He doesn't have a daddy around." She realizes that you too don't have one, blushing. "Sorry, you don't have a daddy either. I guess that's something you two have in common."

Hmmmm.

>What now Anons? You wanna' hang with Hanabi? Go back home? Maybe go after Neji and see what stick is up his ass?

>>1929567
I bet Taka would be a perfect student to Jiraya.

>Jiraya says he won't train no kid that hasn't see any boobs yet
>Taka says he already has seem boobs. In fact he has see all the nurses boobs when they were changing their clothes
>Jiraya takes Taka as apprentice intead of Naruto.

>>1929580

> Hang with Hanabi

>>1929580
>Maybe go after Neji and see what stick is up his ass?
While hanging out with Hanabi sounds fun, she's not quite best girl yet.

>>1929580
See if there are any other games/things she wants to play/do. If we need more players this time we can always invite the maid.

>>1929580
Better go home can't stay here forever and beside there is all that bad blood between the clans.

>>1929580
>Tell Hanabi you've had fun, but you should be getting back now
>Go follow Neji and try and diplomance him

>>1929601

Invite Hanibi to our home?

I don't know if they have board games, but if not she and Taka can wrestle or something...

>>1929607
>the barely just got over being crippled 12 year old vs a 7 year old girl
I guess it would be pretty funny to watch.

Gotta call it here for tonight guys, Got a D&D session to run. We'll play again tomorrow at like, 7 or 8. So like, 24 hours from now.

Also come up with an idea of what to do next with Taka.

>>1929617
>Also come up with an idea of what to do next with Taka.
Well, actually capturing the Eight Tails would be good, after that last fuckup.

>>1929615
What would make it funnier is that Hanabi would win.

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>>1929617
Taka decides to enlist Guy's help becoming a good ninja and mostly trains with him at the Clan's compound. Guy tries to "subtly" get Susumu and Clan's members of drugs. May or may not include DARE-esque presentations.

>>1929631
*and the Clan's members

>>1929631

Supported on the condition that Guy delivers his PSA to the Clan in the form of a cheesy musical number...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrhuaj540Aw

Forbidden Jutsu

>Tesshin's skin.

This technique summons up a fragment of Tesshin and fuses it with the user.

the user becomes iron not merely skin and bones, but all of him. in this state he does not even have discernible organs but is a solid animated lump of iron more akin to a golem than a ninja.

Add Ninjutsu to strength and speed for the duration, and twice Ninjutsu to Stamina. All rolls to inflict horrific violence recieve +20, all rolls involving mercy are at -40.

>"Wait, you mean the Lantern Festival three years ago?! THAT was Suzu?"

So what happend in the festival?

>>1930062
One of the vendors yelled at Taka for bumping into his stand.

Suzu then acted like Suzu and went on a rampage. The Third had to show up and deal with it.

It was.

Awesome.

>>1930113
I bet Taka found it to be very awesome.
How did the Hokage stopped her rampage? Was ut with chocolates?

How badly injured was the vendor?

Can we start with Suzu going after Kakashi tomorrow?

>>1930113
Did she crush a man's skull between thighs like sparrow's egg?

>>1930122
>>1930129
Third had to use Genjutsu, which isn't really your Clan's specialty.

But then Suzu began moving on her own, like, subconsciously and stuff. Lots of Jutsu's were used that day.

Vendor wasn't hurt too badly. And no, that's not where she got the name Iron Thighs of Konoha, that's another story.

You guys kind of got Kakashi off the hook for now iwth your little brother routine.

>>1930135
Alright, so far we've fucked with canon before the PROLOGUE of Naruto even started by

>Captured Hidan
>Starting Hanabi on the road to shipville
>Getting Naruto to go full jinjuriki sperg
>Made Edgy the Edge fell like a complete scrub
>Having Kakashi gain an enemy for life in the form of our sister
Have I missed anything?

>>1930145
Adding a very powerful clan of individuals, including a high-tier lass (suzu) and a broken AF genin with astronomically high potential like Hikigaya, and that's assuming Taka doesn't amount to anything particularly special

>>1930154
Not forgetting our team mates who are both members of unique clan who have a absurd good status for gennin.

>>1930166
>Mighty Konoha wasn't strong enough, so we injected three clans (one refugee one)
It'd be questionable if I didn't quite like how gooksymbols went about it

>>1930188
Yes, this is all going according to plan. I am not making this up as I go.

>>1930154
Powerful members is a pretty good payoff for thd fact most of the clansmen die due to being deemed unfit to challenge the box or fail the trial anyway. Gotta take the good with the bad.

>>1930195
Of course you aren't moonrunes. I'm just glad you didn't made us create ninjutsus for our team mates to.

Although Kori is basicaly Haku and Sesu is good in swording. Wonder how their mision is going...

>>1930154
Why are you forgetting Sinchu? Dude capture a alatsuki and managed to troll other three of then.

>>1931284
Though that does raise a good question, if the top ninja in the clan are all those that have (or probably will) passed the iron god's trial(sis, elder, sinchu, the twins) how strong are the others in the clan in comparison? Probably not insane powerhouses like the top few but they definitely have to be up there compared to the average ninja in the village.

>>1931321
There are the triplets who are special jounin.Each one is a specialist in either taijutsu, ninjutsu or Genjutsu. We didn't meet, or created any other members of the Tetsu clan.

>>1931330
I meant how strong the average clansmen was, not specific characters outside of the main few. Besides, what about the kid that wants to make konoha great again? He's one of the most developed and beloved characters in the whole quest!

>>1931364
Well guess we can start interecting with the other members to figure that out. My guess is that they try to use to much of the Kottetsu or else they might wnd up dying. I'm surprised that Hiki isn't in worst shape for using so much against team 7.

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Personaly i want to meet Sinchu older sis and her Inuzuka lover

>>1929580
Since the session will start soon, and I was the one who rolled the encounter with Neji I vote to go after him to make it count.

Rolled 99, 37, 89 = 225 (3d100)

>>1931282
Let's find out.

>>1931561
Really fucking good apparently.

Also be expecting a session in like, an hour. Eating some homemade lasagna. Didn't have any beef, had to use chicken. It's....alright. I think chicken tastes better in alfredo sauce.

>>1931391

Don't push your fetishes into this quest

>>1931378
I always figured the average clan members did their best to avoid using too many clan techniques lest they further deplete their already short lives. On the other hand clan techniques that don't call upon the bloodline limit that much would be increasingly popular.

Ultimately that would be one of the biggest reasons why the Clan isn't that well known. They live short lives and have to avoid using their stronger clan techniques lest they wanna shorten them even further. On the other hand when one of them are forced to go all out they are a truly terrible enemy to face. Both due to powerful clan techniques and because of the great cost they must pay in order to use them.

On the other hand I am sure plenty of Clan In Laws are probably still alive. Albeit widowed.

So something I've been thinking over all day while at work...

The Tetsu Clan basically has some inbreeding, between like third cousins and such. Now the problem of mixing blood with non-Tetsu's isn't a problem, since the Iron Blood always comes out dominant.

The problem is that who in their right mind would want to be with someone when you know that the child of that coupling is going to probably be in the grave before you are?

The Tetsu's are a strong clan, but there's a old stigma surrounding them.

Just my two cents.

>>1931607
makes sense.
On that note we clearly need to look outside the village for some potential partners who don't know what an absolute mess the clan is.

>>1931607
Hmm.... maybe Tetsu men/women have to venture outside of the village or maybe even the nation to find spouses?
Like some sort of regular life tradition, because I really doubt the clan is *that* famous outside of the village

>>1931607
hmm, i did12872nt think normal ninja survival rates were that good anyway, might be a decision for parents of likely ninja, no bloodline and cannon fodder or bloodline and iron poisoning.

>>1931607
Could just vet and marry commoners. It'd be like marrying nobility if the nobility lived about half as long and/or had to make a deal with the devil to be able to live a full length life.

About to start up the next session. Is everyone cool with Taka going after Neji? That seemed like the majority decision.

>>1931625
Yeah, I think Taka should moralfag and try to appease the le fatalism man

>>1931625

We need to rid him of his fatalism

>>1931625
fuck no, we came for hanabi not to fuck around with neji

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You stand up, heading to wards the door that Neji used. "Hanabi, I'm going to go see if I can't cheer Neji up."

She looks at you like you're insane. Maybe you are, like a fox! Yes, that's how that saying goes. "Neji isn't...the nicest person to be around sometimes. Father says I'm not supposed to be alone with him."

Hmm, well luckily Hanabi's dad isn't your dad. "Be that as it may, I can't stand to sit by and watch someone in pain, whether it's physical or emotional." You say, clenching your fist tightly.

Hanabi brings her hands up to her cheeks, her eyes sparkling. "You're so cool Takahiro."

"Oh, thanks Hanabi, you too." You exit the dining room, finding yourself in what looks like a garden of some sorts. In the middle of it is a pond with many different koi swimming around. Standing on top of the water is Neji, who seems to be practicing his clan's special Taijutsu stance.

"What do you want." He phrased that more like a statement than a question, and he's not even bothering to look at you, but with the Byakugan does he really even have to?

"I've come to cheer you up Neji." You say, causing him to falter a bit in his balance. "I noticed how angry you were back there, and I don't think it had anything to do with the game. If you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here."

"Seriously?" He looks at you now, face contorting into anger. Ooops. "Why in the world would I waste my time talking with someone who doesn't even understand what I'm going through, someone who's just destined to be a weakling." He hops to wards you, landing quite lightly actually. "You're destined to be nothing more than weak. That's it. You may have found a way to keep yourself from dying of your clans stupid Bloodline Limit, but you're just fooling yourself if you think you can rise up any further."

Well...Neji's an asshole.
>Yeah, Neji's an asshole. What now?

>>1931667

>How do you know if you never try?

>>1931667
"A week ago I never even dreamed I'd live out the year, now look at me. My point is things can change, you just have to work for them, too bad you're too hung up wallowing in your own misery to see it."

>>1931667
>"Just a bit ago I was destined to die, why should I care what my destiny is? I can overcome it."

>>1931667
>"As biased your assumption is, you may be right. But even if being at risk of extintion is depressing, that has teached us that every day, every moment counts too much to waste it in angst and sadness. Lots of people would be happier if they saw it that way, and maybe you would too."

>>1931667

Projection?

"You seem very attached to the idea of destiny. Does that have something to do with why you are so distressed? Perhaps you have been faced with your destiny, and dislike it."

Fuck your destiny for the win.

Roll me some d100+15 for that fucking Social that Taka has. Goddamn Taka's such a good kid.

Rolled 77 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>1931722
Charisma come at me!

Rolled 98 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>1931722

Rolled 76 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>1931722

Behold the power of Malal

>>1931725
Just Taka being Taka

Rolled 76 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>1931722

Rolling...

Jesus, Taka's got himself a future as a Ninja Politician that's for sure. Writing.

>>1931732

Di ... Did Taka do it?

Is Neji best girl now?

>>1931733

BROTHER

>>1931737

Or cult leader

>>1931738
>Yfw Taka just impregnates the entire Hyuga Clan.
>Even the males.
>Especially the males.
>>1931741
>Taka goes to see Hidan.
>"Jashin wills constant destruction!"
>"That's dumb."
>"....okay."
>Hidan is now a functioning shinobi of society.

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"No offense Neji, but that's stupid."

"WHAT?!" You can tell that may have not been the most tact response on your part, but darn it if you aren't honest!

"Well I mean, destiny is kind of a self-fulfilling thing isn't it? I mean if you let it be. Heck, just last week I would've been coughing up blood just from trying to do a sit up. Now I'm able to do as many sit ups as I want with only the penalty of throwing up being the problem." He takes a step back. Okay, time to turn it up. "What I'm saying Neji, is that I was destined to die at a young age right?"

"...right." Yes, you're getting through to him!

"But, because I fought against that destiny, now I have just as much of a chance to become a respected shinobi as anybody else. Even you." You say, pointing at Neji. "What's more, I bet I can keep on improving too, I already feel like my muscles are getting bigger, and my stamina is increasing. It's just a matter of time before I catch up with my brother!"

"You honestly believe that?" Neji asks, crossing his arms at you. Hmmm. He doubts your ambitions?

"You bet I do. If there's one thing I've been wanting more than anything in this world, it's the chance to fight along side by brother. Or just, like, help him out. I'm still trying to find my ninja way."

Neji just stares at you for a few seconds before shrugging. "Fine. I'm not saying I completely believe that anyone is capable of escaping destiny, but I'll admit a few people might be able to."

"Alright!" You say, patting him on the shoulder. "I'm glad you're seeing things in a more positive light Neji!"

"You know you're a bit too positive sometimes, like Gai Sensei."

"Hahaha, I'll take that as a compliment."

"You really shouldn't."

>Okay then boyos, Sinchu is now sitting in a interrogation room, waiting for some big bad interrogator to show up and ask him questions about what the fuck went down with Hotaru and the freaky lookin' dude. What's his general reaction to this?

>>1931746

If Taka impregnates the Hyugas, Sinuchu the Aburames, then who'll Hiki impregnate?

>>1931768
The Hyugas and Aburames. Family bonding time!

>>1931767

>What's his general reaction to this?

This is fine NO IT ISN'T

>>1931775

That's fine, I would've also accepted the mizukage

>>1931767
screaming interally

>>1931767
The woman he liked played him like a damn fiddle. He sad...

>>1931788
internally even, I can't spell

>>1931767
>It'll all be worth it so long as she doesn't get executed and I don't lose my dick.