>>1971482
>>An urn filled with ashes, and nothing more

>>1971482
>>A casket of silver, you've been trapped in this as punishment for your crimes. On it is engraved Ancient Greek, the Alpha. The First

>>1971482
>An urn filled with ashes, and nothing more

>>1971482

Forgot to mention, first to four and that'll be your prison

>>1971482
>>A book, a leather book that has been acting as your prison. All of you laid out in the pages for someone to read, and learn about your existence

>>1971482
>A set of onyx black statue, a small and pitiful thing. Taking the form of children holding hands around a goat with an eagle perched on it's back. On the statues are what a normal mortal would think as meaningless lines and squiggles. But, your brothers know...and some more knowledgeable humans would know

>>1971482
>An urn filled with ashes, and nothing more

>>1971482
>>A casket of silver, you've been trapped in this as punishment for your crimes. On it is engraved Ancient Greek, the Alpha. The First

>>1971482
>A casket of silver, you've been trapped in this as punishment for your crimes. On it is engraved Ancient Greek, the Alpha. The First

DAmn It chaos, i was just going to snooze.
Glad to have ya reboot it. Time for our fav WW

>>1971482
>A casket of silver, you've been trapped in this as punishment for your crimes. On it is engraved Ancient Greek, the Alpha. The First

>>1971565

Yep, time for my true attempt.

>>1971504
>>1971564
>>1971565
>>1971576

Is this the prison you choose? You want me to just tell the options here?

>>1971592
hmm...sure.
I know the first is werewolf

>>1971592
Sure

>>1971601
wait doesn't that mean wed be the asshole who fed his kids to Zeus
>>1971592
Why not

>>1971482
>A coffin, wrapped in wreathed and chains and holy symbols. The cross, the star, the moon, all through out the ages

>>1971615

>wait doesn't that mean wed be the asshole who fed his kids to Zeus

Well look at you being smart.

So it seems we're going with yes? Alright then

>Option 1. A werewolf

>Option 2. An eldritch horror

>Option 3. A demon

>Option 4. A ghost

>Option 5. An undead

>>1971592
Are we Lycaon of Arcadia?

>>1971640
Well being a Pagan would be interesting

>>1971640

And I fucked up the spoilers. Great.

>>1971640
Wolf king sounds fine to me.

>>1971640
hmmmm
eldrict sounds pretty enticing

>>1971482
>An urn filled with ashes, and nothing more

>>1971640
I like eldritch abominations

>>1971647

Who says that'd play a factor?

If this is a vote for werewolf, keep in mind Lycaon pissed off Zeus by trying to trick him into eating his son.

>>1971645

Could be, just depends on what you want to really go for. I got character related some sorts for all of them

>>1971688
Oh i meant someone that Knows for a fact non christen gods exist or at least did would be interesting

>>1971640
Urn filled with ashes.

Curious to see how strong a ghost would be in this universe.

>>1971705

I can tell you now that each of these chars are gonna be in theological Switzerland. Because they know that other gods exist, be it the Christian YHWH, Allah, Vishnu, Odin. They'll know they're real

>>1971710

Oh you'll be surprised at what I got in store for each of them. A bit sad that the demon option has had just one supporter

Alright from what I see it's a three way tie between werewolf, ghost and eldritch horror

So someone please break the tie so we can get the quest started

>>1971776
wait for 5 min then roll it nigguh

>>1971776
Eldritch monster

>>1971776
Eldritch baba

>>1971735
eldritch horror

Ghost

>>1971788
>>1971790
>>1971793

Eldritch thing it is then, well. Time to write

>>1971776
>ghost

I somehow got feeling that I'm missing some lore knowledge, even after watching the hellsing anime.

>>1971802
Get the henti ready

>>1971802
After yesterday's abridged episode I'm hype af for this quest

>>1971802
All one ID posts

Pretty sure that was samefagged.

>>1971802
damnit

>>1971735
Are you me??
In new west?

>>1971822
2 diffent fags
Dont know way we had the same.
Im useing my phone data now

>>1971822
Not gonna like, it's kinda suspicious. All 3 votes were within seconds of each other. All of them 2 words long.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>1971822

Yep, guess I gotta roll

1. Werewolf
2. Ghost
3. Eldritch

>>1971849
I just voted eldritch monster fast cause I found this and wanted it to be eldritch and not up to roll so I posted as fast as possible

>>1971863

Back to writing then

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>>1971849
>>1971822

>>1971869
Welp guess it doesnt matter

Ah the book, your home and prison. How man trapped you in here you won't understand...your time spent on this world has been one of fun.

Your siblings may not have cared for you, but here? This has had the most entertaining batch of lower life that you've met in your existence!

You hear someone, reading through the book. Yes...yes yes yes. You'll be free soon enough, ready to resume your fun.

After ten minutes of reading, you worm your way out of the book. Your form stretching, expanding, rising, growing, shrinking, you are well and truly free for the first time in decades! And there standing before you are a small mass of humans, seizing up and spasming.

You do hope that your dear friends are still around. Howard and Poe...such poor and enjoyable souls.

>What now?

>>1971916
>Invade the minds of the wretched humans, we'll be needing some thralls

>>1971916
>Consume their souls.
Their bodies can be used as souls but their souls are a nutritious snack after being gone so long.

>>1971916
>Eat their souls and thrall the husks

>>1971916
>The story! The tale must be brought to a close! Too long have you been bound by obscurity. But now, you once more have players, and all the world's your stage!
>Let the story seep further into the minds of your now actors. They must know their roles in full, if the story is to be brought to a close!
Or, if I'm not allowed to make proposals and assumptions about our nature, just take over their minds conventionally, I suppose.

>>1971916
Tell our fervant Followers that if they find the virgin daughter of a seventh son and sacrifice her to us they will attain immortality
That should get some chuckles

>>1971922
>>1971934
>>1971942
>>1971944

Ah souls, a good bit of nutrition after having come back to the world. You're starving: reaching into their chests you begin to feel around and..ah there they are.

The cool breeze like feeling of a soul, you begin to pull them. However you hear horrible words, THE WORDS THAT BINDED YOU. THEY'RE CUTTING INTO YOUR MIND AND MAKING YOU DOCILE AS A LAMB!

You struggle and struggle against the sounds, but you are growing weaker and weaker. And then...there's nothing

Let them think they can control you, let them believe that you're a mere animal. When the time comes...well, they'll laugh and smile and feel your joy. You're merciful after all.


>Cont.

>>1971969

After a few moments, you feel once again. However you are...bound. You seem to be in your human form, how interesting. You know because you're in a room of mirrors, bright and sterile light shining on you.

Your current shell looks like a handsome young man. Yellow hair, pale skin, visible muscularture, lean as a beanstalk, tall as well. The only part that would throw someone off is your eyes. There are no pupils, just the whites and the iris. Silver irises.

The only other things in this room besides yourself, in this chair. And the mirrors of course, are a table and another chair.

There's a fwoosh sound, you look to see a door open. A rail thin man walks in, he is around 50 or 60 years old. His name is Micheal Waterson. He has served in the American military for nearly his whole life.

However, he lost his family to an attack caused by...curious. Vampires? You'll need to learn more later, but he held pieces of his wife and sons in his hands. To this day he fears blood, and serves an organization called the Grimm Foundation.

He takes his seat opposite of you, setting down files. His once brown hair greying and starting to recede, he watches you with tired, bloodshot and blue eyes.

"Sorry for the inconvenience, as you could've guessed. You're somewhere else." He says, his tone flat and as wooden as a board. "My name is-"

"I already know your name, human." You tell him smiling, your voice coming out more ethereal. Angelic. Oh you could go on and on about yourself

"Hmph...guess you read my mind eh?"

"I sure did Mikey." You tell him utterly chipper, his expression sours

"Then I think you know why you're here then." He says grumpily, can't he take a joke? Yesh.

>What now?

>>1972037
"Hows the Family, Mikey ol' pal?"

>>1972037
>Be the monster that hunts monsters
family killed by vampires. So I am guessing that this organization kills vampires and like most of those organizations in this world they have a monster themselves to fight it.

>>1972037
Yes but its fuber to hear them spoken
But y is there mirrors in here?
You know they dont do anything to stop me

>>1972037
Taunt him for thinking that binding elder powers ever ends well.

>>1972071
Wait no let him think that the mirrors help bind you. Make them reliant on them. So when we want to leave we can instead of them having the book at all times

>>1972066
>>1972070
>>1972072
>>1972077

I see this is a combination of being a dick and then get some exposition, yeah? Alright, writing

You smile to yourself, tilting your head to the side. You ask a simple question:

"How's the family Mikey?" On hearing what you said he tenses up, not in fear but in anger. Your smile widens more and more, "Oh you don't need to tell me now buddy, I know just what happened. Their limbs strung out, blood and viscera caked to nearly every part of your living room." You whisper to him, "But what those...vampires did to your wife?...I think you and I both know."

He's not cracking, he's struggling to keep his anger in check so he doesn't try for shooting you. But it's in check. "Oh! And I have to say, you and your employers are utter morons if they think they can bind me...then again when has binding one of my kind EVER been a smart idea eh?" You ask with a chuckle

"Bite me you Nyarlathotep rip-off." Mike sighs out in annoyance, "We know about your weakness to mirrors. We've read the stories, so much of a narcissistic prick that you can't help but get a hard-on seeing your own reflection."

Oh this is just priceless, playing along will be for the best however. They don't use the book if you keep up the mirrors are a weakness bullshit.

"It's true, I do what you humans would call...masturbating to my appearance." You lie, "It's my one true weakness."

"Good. Now then, first things first. Ya got a name that I can call you by that won't cause me to suffer dementia early?" He asks with a raised eyebrow

>Well, pick a name for our...hero? Let's go with hero. Pick a name boyos and girlos

>>1972197
Well, I don't think his mouth can pronounce it, but it shortens to Erishal.

>>1972197
"My name is *hideous mind wrenching noises that cannot be fathomed by mortal man*but I know you can't say that, so you may call me Billy"

>>1972197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-ZrPcJyzkc

>>1972197
>Among my brethren I am known as the Playwright-Who-Laughs, however you may call me Pierre.

>>1972197
>>1972217
Props if Billy just happens to be Mike's son

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>>1972217
this but changed to Erishal.

>>1972197
Our normal name but backwards.

>>1972252
I guess it worked for alucard

>>1972197
You my call me tim

>>1972197
Seconding Erishal, with the proposal to change the spelling to "Erishel" to make it seem more biblical.

>>1972295
Seconding this.

>>1972295
Sure. I was going for the bad guys in the bible, the more Babylonian sound but hey.

>>1972197
https://youtu.be/OucgRulTW2Q
We could do this but with Erishel>>1972295

Alright folks time for me to write

You sigh to yourself internally. Everyone says you have so many names, too many names, too few name, you need MORE names, or you need LESS names. Point is you have a lot of names, might as well tell a few to 'ol Mike

"You want to know my name? Well, listen closely now." You say softly, you open your mouth wide. So wide your mouth ends up opening to a ninety degree angle. And then you let out a sound.

The sound of inhuman and unearthly shrieks, groans gurgles, ramblings and ravings of ten thousand Mxanithanti children pained by torture. You soon stop after thirty seconds, Mike seems to be unaffected by the sounds. Interesting.

"Well my real name probably can't be pronounced by your kind, and it's six thousand seven hounded twenty two point eight one four syllables long." You explain as you rest your legs up onto the table, "So you may call me Tim, Billy, Pierre, The Playwright-Who-Laughs, Lieahsire, The Sundered God of desolation-"

"Alright alright I get it." Mike cuts you off irritably, spoil sport. "Lieahsire. The reason you're here is mainly this: Our organization's trump card has decided to 'retire' as he put it. So the Grimm Foundation has brought you all the way out to right here in the Reinland so we can have your help."

"What will I do?" You ask, "You shouldn't keep me in the dark here Michealangeo my boyo."

"...You'll be tasked with hunting monsters, spooks, cryptids, the things that go bump in the night." He says rather quickly. "You'll keep your power, and you can stay here. But should you try enslaving mankind or destroying the solar system? Consider your ass slammed back into the book and burned quicker than a Torah in the 40's in this country." He warns

>Well, now with hay being heard. What now?

>>1972434
Sure could be fun. Humans are getting kinda predictable. Let's see how "monsters" fare against us.

>>1972434
Ha the torahs still around I thought that madman's religion would have gone up in flames centuries ago. Anyway sure I'll play your game hunt down these abominations it'll be a great way to kill time.

>>1972434
So I get to kill things and look good (preen in mirror) while doing it? I suppose it could (Preen again) be fun.

>>1972434
*bluff*
oh PLEASE burn the book with me in it, it would so convenient of you guys! You know, with me being free and the one thing that could stop me being destroyed and all.

>>1972434
It could be fun
Are there other people that il need to meet?

>>1972434
"Well, I do need to stretch my legs a while. But, do remind me, is the Rhineland part of Ramses' or Catherine's domain?"

Also, I thought Erishal won the name vote?

>>1972461

Don't worry, I just combined all the votes. Because eons old eldritch horrors can have lots of names

>>1972461
Our name is Erishel reversed and slightly mispelled

>>1972471
Oh shit, you're right. I feel stupid now, my bad.

>Sounds like fun, count me in. Anyone I should talk to?

This appears to be it, writing

Well fuck it, this all sounds like fun. Also, the Torah? Well that Jesus fellow's religion is still around, how about that.

"Count me in, I do find humans predictable. Let's see if the monsters can provide less predictability." You say with a toothy smile, Mike gives a nod

"Now is there anyone I'll be talking with?"

"You want me to tell some people I'll be talking with?"

"In the organization or out?"

Which one first?

>In
>Out

>>1972537
In.
Are they all like you or more fun

>>1972537
Both Mikarino, its not like I am gonna die anytime soon

>>1972537
>In

>>1972537
>In
Is there anyone intresting or as they as boring as you mr,boohoo my family died

>>1972537
>In
eh, hopefully we can kill them eventually.

>>1972537
I have no idea what this post is asking.

>>1972608

I'm asking who you want to know first? People in the organization, or out of it? And by the votes it seems to be in the organization.

Writarino

"Hmmm, tell me the humans I'll be working with mostly. My home team. The ones here in the organization." You tell Mikeo, "Better be funnier than you Mr. 'My family is dead and I have PTSD along with crippling depression.'" You say in a perfect imitation of his voice.

He just ignores you, "First and foremost. There's our current head Hans Grimmer, he's the guy who'll be handing out missions to you and keeping you on the leash." Ah, the boss.

"There's me, I'm the one running finances on this places and finding out bullshit happening around in Germany and the world itself. Mainly Germany."

"Our weaponsmith/nazi grandpa Konrad Verner is the one who, you guessed it. Will be making guns and weapons and so on, yadda yadda yadda...just don't get him started on Jews. It'll bring back some memories of his." He says, uncomfortably toward the end. Sounds like he'd be good for swapping stories, wait...could Mikearoni be? Probably not.

"And finally there's our 'retired' trump card. She'll be more up to your speed, she goes by Sam. And that's some of our main group of ghostbusters."

"Sounds like at least one of you will be fine, but then again you could be lying to me." You say with a shrug, "So who all is like your group here? I mean, any other groups that perform supernatural shoot outs with anything ranging from pixies to dragons to the ghosts of babies?"

"Well there's two that help us out. And we're all on shakey ground some what: The Hellsing organization from England, and the Iscariot organization from the Vatican."

Ohhh the irony of that last one makes you have to resist to go howling with laughter.

>What now?

>>1972781
>what's my first mission? I doubt you called upon me to have snacks and wait around for something to pop up, hmm?
>let's go visit a nazi!

>>1972781
"I'd like to meet mister Grimmer. Its only fair that a pet sees his master, no?"

>>1972781
Oh the nazis what fun. Even in the void they were the talk of the town. and don't get me started on the vatican. Might as well talk to the nazi weaponsmith and see what ideas he has for an eldritch monster

>>1972781
"Even us Eldritch beings watch out for those jews, shifty little blighters..."
"But yes lets visit this so called "Nazi""

>>1972781
>Visit the Nazi and talk about how terrible Jew's are.

kek

>>1972781
meet the boss

Seems nazi grandpa wins it, writing

I knew this would happen

>>1972896
Eh, boss man can wait, and meeting the team can wait till after we meet him, so weapons first! Not that we need it.
Also, it's a fucking nazi.

>>1972896
Ya put a nazi option on a 4chan thread what were you expecting

You do want to have a weapon, your own powers are the high level of shenanigans that warping reality entails. But it's nice to have something to kill things with besides that.

Your phase out of the binds causing Mike to flinch a bit, "Well it's been nice meeting you Mike. But I'm going to go talk about the...ah yes, 'Jews'" you say in air quotes, "The group of big nosed money misers...I've met a couple before." And with that you saunter off.

You find yourself in a mansion, it's pretty light in here really. Golds and greens, the place looks quite relaxing with the lights on this time of the night. On instinct alone you tract down the nazi, he was on the far right of the hallway.

In this workshop you smell fire, smoke and gunpowder. And taking a seat near a forge is a small old man, his face wrinkled and with liver spots dotting his face. A white scar across his forehead, his hair wispy and white like a ghost.

He has blue eyes as well, only his are actually clear and he looks like he has had sleep. Over all he looks well for an 80 something year old man

"Ah, you must be ze new one yes? I am Konrad Verner, pleased to meet you." He says, his voice clear and but hoarse with age while his English is accented with German.

>What now?

>>1972902

I'm not complaining

>>1972781
Ok then
Well shouldnt i get a job, a wepon and mybe some pants?

>>1972972
>I hear you are the man I need to see in order to procure an item with such to kill someone with. Or perhaps a group of people? Well, killing all the same.

>>1972972
I hear you're the man to see for weapons. I also hear you are fond of genocides. Well if you can hook me up consider me a one man Auschwitz

>>1972972
Konrad my boy, I want a something that hurts a lot of people really fast!

>>1972972
Give him the ss Salut
And shit

ITT an Eldritch being teams up with an old Nazi and hijinks ensue as they bring about the 4th Reich

SIEG HEIL

>>1972972
Ask him what he can make for us.

>Also, all these people wanting to kiss nazi ass.

Why do you guys love losers so much?

>>1973067
Personally just want to mess with him. Killing is all good fun, killing Nazis is both fun and accepted.

Alright, time to write the last post for the night folks

>>1973067
im honestly hoping we kill all of these people later. but that might just be me.

>>1973134
Killing them all would kind of stop making it a hellsing quest.

We're a monster organizations pet monster. Just roll with it.

You click your heels together as a full nazi officer uniform manifests around your body before giving the old man a salute. "SEIG HEIL!" You shout out happily. Seeing this, Konrad smiles and salutes in kind.

"So Konrad my boy, I was told you can make me something for killing lots and lots of people. Well I'm happy to hear some ideas you have, I want to improve my mass murder. And I know that you have PLENTY of experience there right?" You ask him

Konrad keeps smiling like a kindly old grandpa, with his eyes having a glint of mischevous evil in them. "Oh mein new friend I can tell ve are going to get along swimmingly." He says putting a hand on your shoulder

"Now zen. What kind of weapon you vant depends on you: small, gigantic, explosive, rapid fire, swords, shields, you name ze weapons you have in mind. And I vill show you why my craft is weapons." He says with the widest grin you have seen so far on the old man.

He gets up from his chair and heads to one part of the room, flipping a light switch. Down comes a rack of weapons: pistols, shotguns, rifles, rocket launchers, swords, axes, spears.

"I lied, my craft izn't weapons. My craft is death."

And that's where we'll stop folks. Use this time to think about weapons you want grandpa Konrad to make you for killing those damned dirty Je....I mean those damned dirty monsters. See you all tomorrow at around 3 US central time

>>1973189
This is going to be tough... eh, something like the punished cross? Anyone else got any ideas?

>>1973214
Punisher cross* dang it.

>>1973189
A couple of whips, cause they look the most like tentacles.

>>1973319
I agree with the whip idea. It really shouts out elegance and domination perfect for a narcissistic abominiation

>>1973189
A small handheld auto crossbow would be a nice ranged weapon

Or maybe a spike launcher

>>1973189
Why hello, a quest with an eldritch horror as the protagonist? This is new and interesting.

How, exactly, would anything be able to compete with an eldritch horror again?

>>1973607
This is hellsing based we have in this world Alucard who is an immortal vampire with guns that make some tanks seem impotent and is basicaly that strong forever because he is like a video game character with over a million lives

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>>1973622
Yeah... but eldritch horror.

>>1973645
Yes but alucard (And yes each one of those people is technically him

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>>1973658
Huh thing didn't send

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>>1973645
Oh also there is father anderson who nailed himself with one of the nails that was in christ himself then became an abomination from god himself

>>1973605
I have it. The perfect weapon.

A PILE BUNKER.

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>>1973669
Tried to find a sprite of ciel using hers, but this is a decent substitute. Although, perhaps I should have looked up big O's.

>>1973712
>>1973669
Shouldn't we look for something with a bit more range? if we have an enemy at close range we might as well use our eldritch powers to eat him.

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>>1973718
Yeah but guns and crossows have a limited amount of ammo that's why I liked the whip idea cause with our strength we could have a super long one. Or we could use wires like walter

>>1973718
Pile bunker to pile bunker/nail launcher. Like a mini ballista at the flick of a switch.

>>1973725
Same guy, btw, my ID just seems to like changing on me.

>>1973728
Yeah but again the pile bunker isnt needed cause we can get absurd strength then if you use it as a ballista its gone what you gonna carry a bunch of unwieldy giant stakes into battle and look like an ass. Just seems too big and clumsy of a weapon

>>1973729
Don't quite see why not. With Alexander infinite bayonet works Anderson around, I don't think it's too far out of possibility. And dumping nails in eldritch space doesn't sound too far fetched, if we have that ability. I'm just trying the go big or go home strategy, because a normal crossbow, even one upped in size, would only really work on mooks, which would be fine for now, but later itll be useless.

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Hard to think up an fitting weapon for eldritch horror.
Crossbow or whip could work, although I'd rather go with an rifle and/or axe.

>>1973189
Personally I could go for the whip idea or maybe some sort of rifle

So how long are we gonna keep with the nazi guys till we decide fuck it i am done with you and killing them, i mean i know right now it's a joke but if this quest ends up being lets bring back Nazism then i am fucking out, mostly cause there are hundreds of quest like that already.

>>1973822
mostly cause there are hundreds of quest like that already.

Care to name a few?

>>1973822
im pretty sure theres only the one old nazi

I miss playing the WW from last time he was fun. As for weapons why dont we have a nice long cane that breaks up into a segments barbed chain? We can look nice and polite most of the time and shred flesh from bone when we need too.

That or we could duel wield some heavily moded MP40s, filling the clips with counter X ammo

>>1973189
I could just kill everything myself, but there is a certain artistry to ending your mayfly lives with mortal instruments. Still I will require something that can accurately portray just exactly how fucked your species is.

A scourge then, nine feet in length, nine lashes as well, as strong as you can make it, with teeth of silver and iron if you dont mind.

For further targets? Hmm load some shotgun shells with chain and think of something suitable to shoot them from. Or pay homage to your past and make me a flamethrower.

>>1973871
I'm with this guy. Cane weapons are awesome. Maybe have it turn into a whip or something. A very tentacle looking whip maybe?

weapon ideas

>The Hungry Maw

ever seen someone get sucked into a jet engine? this is like that except on the end of a handle like a hammer.

its basically a giant dyson ramped up to insane levels.

the inside would be filled with razor wire that would vibrate to create an unholy cacophany. foes go in one end, confetti gore comes out the other.

>>1973319
Backing this. Classy, versatile and cool as fuck.

>>1973946
>>1973871
These two together. Scourge becomes a cane. Shotgun to be carried in a Leather case slung on his shoulder

>>1973964
Il be down with this

>>1973994
Its not classy enough. It seems like overcompensation, and we have nothing to compensate for. Also, a little impractical.

>>1974002
it was supposed to be ludicrously impractical and utterly terrifying.

>Henderson

Named after a particularly pesky mortal this gun takes overkill to the same extreme measures he would.

this weapon combines the grenade launcher and volley gun concepts. It fires six 40mm grenades at once.

>>1973661
We shall have more mouths than he shall have souls.

A giant elephantgun sized double barrel coach gun and two whips because they look like tentacles? Im ok with that.

>>1973189
So looks like.

2 Whips. Of whatever kind. For range/ utility.

1 Pile bunker http://lostplanet.wikia.com/wiki/Pile_Bunker for hard targets.

1 Giant ass meat grinder on a stick, for maximum gore.

We should also grab some grenades, of whatever kind he has.

HE, incendiary, cryogenic, emp, gas, smoke, chaff, shrapnel, concussion, gas, sticky, foam, vortex, claymores, gas.

>>1974609
Switch the whips for the cane-chain-hurricane and we have a deal.

>>1974609
Go BloodBorne, whip swords with Cane sheaths. For stealth utility.

>>1974619
A lot of this will depend on how hard we can hammer-space.

>>1974609
I'll second the pile buker/nail gun for hard targets, while the whip cane for general combat. whirligig... I don't know. Might be able to work it in as an attatchment to the pile bunker. Hell, turn the pilebunger into a briefcase, and we'll be the average gentleman on our way to work.

>>1974639
An in that originally suggested the pile bunker here, that's a fucking amazing idea. A cane with a large briefcase is perfect. You could stuck attachments inside and put backup grenades and other nails in the case part too, if we don't have an eldritch hammerspace.

>>1974672
>>1974609
What do you think?

>>1974672
Cane whip sword...

Transforming briefcase weapon? With meatgrinder and Pile Bunker forms?

As well as storing things?

>>1974681
Yes!

>>1974678
subtlety isnt often seen in this setting.

we can go as big as we want.

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>>1974684
forgot pic

>>1974687
We will be the most subdued mother fucker ever.

Were just walking around with a cane and a briefcase.

Until its time to break that shit out at least.

>>1974684
better get a big ass briefcase then, for maximum storage.

A really loud megaphone through which we shout horrible mind breaking truths and the ancient language of the old ones

>>1974695
People will think, what's in the briefcase? When in actuality it's the cane they should be worrying about. Then they forget the briefcase.

I'VE ARRIVED AGAIN

So we got an idea for the weapon we're going for here?

>>1974711
and it changed again. Stay on one, will you?!

>>1974714
I think this seems to be chosen. For a sort of Thin Man asethetic as well.
>>1974681

>>1974718

So a cane sword whip, and a brief case that transforms into a meat grinder and a pile bunker? I can work with this.

Writing

>>1974714
Definitely not a pile bunker because that's stupid.

If we're going to have weapons, they have to be classy.

I'm partial to the giant ass coachgun with a couple of whips, but a trick cane and briefcase is ok too.

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>>1974714
something like...

>>1974735
yup, I'm cool with that. pile bunker away!

"Alright Konrad, my new found literally old friend. I've gotten my ideas down for what I can use to play the wonderful game of killing." You tell him with a mischievous grin

"Go ahead zhen, I'm all ears." He says getting out a notepad and pen, "And you best hurry before old age decides to take away my hearing."

"I could always use telepathy." You mumble to yourself, but enough of that. "I was thinking weapons for high class: a cane that can function as a sword and a whip. And a briefcase that can transform between a meat grinder that can suck up someone, and a cannon that fires spikes...eh about the size of two guys standing on their shoulders."

He jots this down almost mechanically, "Very well. I'll make one cane and one briefcase, maybe I'll throw in something extra. A token of our new and budding friendship." He says with a smile on his face

"Well danke my good man, have a fine day." You say before leaving the old man's forge.

>Konrad is now in the process of making your weapons
>What now? Only people you haven't met yet are the boss and the retired trump

>>1974768
yes!
Alright, time to go see the boss, I suppose.

>>1974768
>go meet the boss

>>1974768
Boss time~

>>1974768
I kind of want to be the anti-alucard.

Subtle, discreet, (comparatively) low civillian casualties.

Make good use of our shape shifting and mind reading.

>>1974800
Pretty much what I was thinking, hence the disguised weaponry and the two options of attack, with the cane sword being the main weapon and the fuck you briefcase in case things get hot and we can't go all out/release restraint.

Meet the new boss, same as the....you never had a job before. You fucking bum of an eldritch horror you

Writing

>>1974822
We're our own boss. Set our own quotas, created our own deadlines, shipped out products, planned hostile company takeovers... although, hostile company takeovers is different for eldritch abominations.

>>1974835
yep. We dont go in all mind controlling, we corrupt them from the inside.

heck. if you want to go random, we can just develop their business and let them absorb us instead. Slowly, we take them one by one

>>1974835
So what's the story with Eldritch Horrors in this universe?

I like to imagine them as Outsiders, beings on par with God (capital G God) who lacked the ability to create anything. Jealous and bored, they make their way into God's universe there they can project a small portion of their power but are ultimately bound by God's rules since it is not their world they are in.

Which would make the current Elishel binded as he is, a fragment of a fragment of something completely beyond the ken of mankind.

Well, you should probably get on with seeing your 'boss'. Best know who you'll be working with, so you make your way through the hallways. And climb up a few stairways until you get to the door leading to who you assume to be the office of Me. Grimmer

You open up the door and find the office: place is tidy enough with bookshelves flanking either side, a fireplace behind a single mahogany desk, and above the fireplace the mounted heads of various animals ranging from elk to sharks.

And sitting at the desk is a man in his early twenties chugging down a two liter of jaegermeister. This is your boss.

"So, you're Hans-" he cuts you off with a hand to stop, rude and uncalled for good sir. Rude and uncalled for. He just keeps drinking and drinking away until after fifteen seconds he stops with a satisfied "Ahhhh." Afterwards he tosses the bottle aside, "Come right on in. And yeah, I'm Hans Grimmer. But you can just call me Hans." He says utterly casual.

His hair is surprisingly unkempt like he just got out of bed, his eyes are a dark brown. And right now he's wearing a black pin-stripped suit with a bolo tie. You've known only two things that can pull off bolo ties: Texans and you. And he isn't either of those

"I'm guessing by the outfit you have on right now, you met Konrad right?" He asks leaning back in his chair. Well he's not wrong, you do have the uniform still on.

>What now?

>>1974846

God is something akin to a brother, a cousin who unlike the rest of his family. Decided to spend his time making some things, while you're on nearly the same level as him. You're ultimately restricted since the big G set up a counter measure that makes anything like Billy come in. Well they know little to nothing about God's whole creation, so it's omnipotence minus the omniscience.

>>1974856
"Aye, charming fellow. What do you need of us bossman?"

>>1974856
Smile and ask him if he truly thinks binding you to be his pet monsterslayer is really a good idea in the long run.

>>1974856
>Hans grimmer.
Were your parents big Pokemon fans?

Get a good old metaphysical and psychic eyeful of him. All subtle like~

Its a pleasure hands~

So what can I help you with today.

>>1974856
hello "boss", Apparently i'm going to be running errands for you for awhile (what is time really after all) get a nice psychic eye full no need to be subtle he knows we'll be looking

>>1974856
I just realized the name sounded familiar because of hanz zimmer.

>Positively charming fellow, aren't you?
Greet your boss

>>1974856
"I have, and I just so happen to find this uniform quite snazzy. Black and silver with a nice silver Skull on the hat, just the way i like it!"
"By the way, you do know you are 3 months away from liver failure, right?"

>>1974910
unfortunatley, nazi uniforms aren't particularly discrete. We'll have to change out of it. But not right now.

>>1974910
I am 99% sure this is a joke.

Call him a charming fellow and ask what he wants, alright then. I'll write in a bit, gotta walk the dog.

In the meantime discuss and bullshit away my children

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>>1974924
is it?

>>1974942
Ist es?

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>>1974947
You sure?

So I propose we go full sinister, we save people but begin planting seeds in all we save and such, spread our influence...their fault for sending us out in public. I like the idea we are clearly a barely restrained force than a tamed one like Alucard. Our bonds are only just holding us from wreaking humanity for amusement

>>1974997
Probably not a good idea right now. Have to appear a tame monster, and any hint that we're up to something would be... an annoyance at best. Later, we can find ourselves our own police girl to brainwash somewhere.
Also, is there any particular reason for doing so? Aside from just our own amusement? Because that seems to be the entire point of us doing anything.

>>1975010
Oh we'll do it on the downlow naturally, plant the seeds so their children florish...time is our ally not humanities. Secondly maybe we're bored of the world? Doing it because it's about time for a higher class of foe. We're more than a force of nature and the world has grown fat and disgusting, time to give them something to test if they are worthy to continue, see if God's work is worth staying on the table.

Why go autistic chaotic evil particularly?

>>1975024
Yeah, I'd rather not go that route. There are plenty of other routes. Tourist who wants some souviners for example. Although probably not that one.
I'd say let the background of our character develop a bit before picking some kind of motivation.

>>1975024
Because it's 4chan and it's full of autists who think Nazis are super cool and misunderstood and don't understand that Outsiders aren't evil they're just fucking different and don't understand human morality.

>>1975057
desu i like doing funny things with Nazis because it makes Nazis look even more foolish in my eyes

>>1975092
same. I was more agreeing with the idea of finding someone to mess around with later, since that seems to be what's hip with all the other abominations these days.

>>1975024
We're an eldritch fucking entity. I swear, if anybody tries to turn us into a lawful good paladin type or attempts to waifu someone I'm voting to fucking kill everyone involved and start fresh.

>>1975137
>lawful good
>in hellsing
Yeah, good joke. I'm thinking more chaotic neutral.

>>1975137
>lawful good paladin
There is few layers between this and fucking cheddar priest.

>>1975155
Yeah, that's cool.

Obviously this organisation is at least a LITTLE desperate if they are resorting to trying to control such an unstable element as an Eldritch being. Whats stopping us from causing massive collateral damage? Or maybe fulfilling a mission to the word but not as they intend it? Like we kill of a cult that is doing nasty business for some demon, only to instead put in another cult to us? Technically, they would answer to the organisation through us

You smile and just take a seat, "You're a charming fellow aren't you?" You ask him, "Oh and I should tell, your liver will give out in three months should you keep it up." You warn the gent playfully, he shrugs however

"I'll take my chances."

"So, what will I need to do? Do you need me to do something hm? Get your slippers or your newspaper?" You ask tilting your head, "Shit on your carpet, tear out the throats of intruders? If I'm a dog then I gotta know what kind? Pet or guard dog?"

He takes in a deep breath and let's out a long sigh, "Alright then Erish, if you want me to have you do something. I have something for you to do as your first bit of work." He states, "We've gotten reports of abductions. Not alien's or people mind you."

"Then what? Faeries?"

"You got it. From what we've gathered there's a couple of the shits that've been kidnapping people in and around the Black Forest." He says before standing up and taking a stretch and popping some joints, "I think you know what you'll have to do."

"Kill them? Murder them? Grind their bones to a fine powder? All of that and more my good man?" You ask, oh you have heard of faeries. Haven't heard of them...but you've always wanted to meet some.

"Exactly. So, you should probably see Konrad. He has something to help you with the best kind of elves laying around."

"Wait, the best kind of elves? Did you lie and now I'm killing Santa Claus?"

He chuckles a bit at that, good humor. You get up from the seat and start to head out of the office, "Before you go. Just wanted to say, welcome to the Grimm Foundation." Hans says, a small smile on his face as you leave.

>What now?

>>1975180
Just think of it as a contract for now. We get to go out and have fun doing stuff, whie they get to employ our services. Should we not feel the accomodations are up to snuff, then the contract is null and void. A more business like approach than the master-servant thing hellsing has going on.
>>1975184
>It sounds like a pleasure to be working with you. I hope, for your sake, it continues to be.

We're in no rush. Take the long route back to konrad. maybe we''ll run into that final member along the way.

>>1975184
"Have fun now, and do look after your pancreatic cancer, its getting bigger!"

>>1975184
Time to test out the handicaps!

OH I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA
When ever we are out and about, if we see a really old German couple or a synagogue or what ever, we change shape and pretend to be the ghost of Hitler!

>>1975307
... I'm going to vote no.

>>1975307
fuck no

>>1975326
Yeah, I'd prefer to simply do subtly creepy and unsettling shit, things that come across as unnatural or otherworldly but they just can't quite put their finger on what it is.

>>1975307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

>>1975334
yeah, that's fine. A seemingly ordinary person that just feels and acts ever so slightly off.
That was going into 'ha, I'm being random for the sake of it' territory

Rolled 50 (1d100)

Time for the long way back, and maybe finding the other member. Writan, and ignore my roll

>>1975417
It's happening.

You decide to take the long way back to Konrad, and you realize: this place is bigger than you thought it would be. You stumbled into a couple dozen or so rooms, just with what you assume to be the security teams just lounging around.

A few greet you a bit nervously, and a few have the goddamn nerve to say things like: "You're not breathing." And "Where the fuck's your shadow?" mortals.

And along the way, you've found someone passed out in the hallway. A black lady with wavy red hair, dressed in a velvet red top hat and what looks akin to a pirate costume combined with a pimp's coat

>What do?

>>1975477
I dunno, what CAN we do? Can we simply probe the mortals mind and find out what happened?

>>1975477
Ahh, finally, someone who approaches me in terms of panache! Such things should be encouraged, and kept close, given how dreary the rest of these mortals are.
Bring them with you, surely the crazy nazi has something for waking people up!

>>1975477
Check to see if she still has a soul. If its still there then she's still alive. Give it a jiggle. That'll wake her up.

>>1975477
The only polite thing to do would be to ask if she's awake. If not, try to wake her and get her to move aside, the shutting the soul bit sounds good. We're not so rude as to walk along the ceiling to bypass her just because she was in our way.

>>1975477
Poke

>>1975477
Just try to wake her up. No need to anything fancy, unless she really won't wake up.

So poke her?

Are you sure about that?

>>1975477
Poke her

>>1975570
Poke her right in the pussy.

>>1975570
perhpas not immedietly. Try other means of waking the sleeping harlot. if that doesn't work, poke it is.

fuck her

ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?

>>1975610
Well she is the retired trump card, why not?

>>1975610
what;s she going to do to us? Slice our arm off?

>>1975610
What's she gonna do, banish us out of our playground?

>>1975610
I AM.

>>1975610
If the bitch tries something imma vote we eat her.

Good work, I was fucking with you all and you and didn't pussy out. Writing

>>1975639
Pussying out would be uncharacteristic of an eldritch terror.

>>1975639
be polite, be efficient, and don't be a little bitch.

Well, it's not like she'd do anything. And if she does you can always play the game of removing each bone she has.

You start to poke and prod her over and over again. Nothing's happening. You then just go with shaking her, and she starts waking up so you just stop. She yawns and stretches her arms, slowly opening her eyes to have you see that...well they're black, like utterly pitch black and nothing else.

"You must be the new the new one that the boys brought in, out?" She ask, she's got the strangest goddamn accent. Like Cajun, Jamacan and French accents had some strange child

>What do?

>>1975685
>"You must be the new the new one that the boys brought in, out?
Wot

>What do?
I do be the new be do.

>>1975685
"Let me guess, voodoo spirit/god? Ghost? Some pagan deity bound in human form?"

>>1975685
If we had babies, would they be half black half white?

(Referring to her and our eyes of course.)

>>1975688

Goddamn it I hate phone posting, it's supposed to be oui

>>1975685
"Indeed. I suppose we will be coworkers in the future."

Alright make a joke and introduce yourself and ask what she is? Writing

Little wiggle to the soul never hurt anyone- besides we are 'A Gentlemen' judging by the cane and briefcase weapons. We should get a suit too. Anyway we should be polite.

"That be me, I'm Erishel. But I have a lot of names so you may call me what you want." You say with a bow, she gives a smirk and stands up shaking herself a bit. She holds out a hand in response

"I'm Sam, you can also call me Le Baron if you wish monsieur Erishel." She says politely, the two of you shake hands. Strong grip on the gal surprisingly.

"So, what are you supposed to be hm? A ghost? Spirit? I'll tell what I am once you tell me what you are, no worries." You tell her just a ploitely. She gives a nod

"I am one of the Loa, my true name is Baron Samedi. But, well that time's passed now...now I'm just with the boys. Worked with them, but I figured it's time to pass the job onto someone else no? And now here you are monseiur Erishel personne blanche." She says rather jokingly, right before pulling a bottle of rum out of her coat.

>What now?

>>1975860
>Mind sharing a drink before I head off to visit sir konrad? I'm quite parched.
>How are those other two fool organizations doing these days?

>>1975860

>Oh goddamn it I forgot

"Interesting, interesting, interesting." You mumble to yourself, "Well my dear Baron. I'm an Outsider, not from this reality. Think of me as...visitor of sorts, and I'm loving my time in this place!" You tell her laughing

>NOW what do?

>>1975892
this, have drink. Engage in mortal vice, see if its any good.

>>1975893
oh, btw, would she be considered a intermediary to one of our... 'cousins' I guess? Or the one that created what we see? or an intermediary of an offshoot of 'god'?

>>1975925

Think of her as like a manifestation that came up from belief. So while she can't talk to your cousins, she can be a good for dealing with all things associated with her or speak with some of the other Loa.

>>1975978
ah, I see thanks for the information

>>1975983

You got it, now then.

Drink and ask about the other two organizations, writing

How the fuck did Baron Samedi wind up in the middle of fucking Germany?

Must have been one hell of a night on the town.

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>>1975893
"So, pray-tell, how DOES a Voodoo Loa end up in the middle of Germany? I am going to be Honest, not a place I would think you would come to."

Well, she has the rum already. And you're pretty goddamn thirsty as is. Best let the good baron know that sharing is caring.

"Mind if I have a swig? Been parched every since I got here." You ask Sam, holding out a hand. She looks at you, and then her booze, and then shrugs and hands you the bottle. You twist off the lid and take a swig of the stuff...it's pretty good actually

Sweet enough to drown out the bitterness of the alcohol, but strong enough to actually get you. Once you stop drinking you hand the bottle back to Sam who laughs a bit, "Not bad am I right?"

"Not bad at all...pretty good stuff." You tell her rather surprised, "You make this yourself?"

"Eh, people give me the drink. But ah....I spice it up. Not going to tell my secret for it though." She says with a shrug of her shoulders.

"So, how does a Loa end up in Germany? Seems like the place you'd be the least likely to be."

"Well min amie...let's just say that when a Loa gets on a bender. Eh, shit happens." She says before taking a wig of her rum, "Besides. I'm on vacation, figured that Germany would be a nice spot."

"Hmmm, I guess so. So you were here before me. How are the other two organizations of fools doing as of late?"

"Well mon amie, they fight like dogs but that's something as per usual. Then again with one being Protestant and the other Catholic, well it's natural no?"

"I see I see I see. Anything else you can tell me about them?"

"Well, I've met one of the members of Hellsing. Monsieur Du Sang." She says taking another sip of the rum before passing it off to you.

"And who might he be?" You ask taking another swig

"He's a vampire, name is Alucard...from what I've seen of him you two might get along well." Sam states with a wide smirk

>What now?

>>1976108
>What now?
Lets go make an uninvited trip to say hello too the Hellsing org. A Vampire, so old hat, i've not seen a decent one in quite some time

>>1976108
>perhaps we will, perhaps we won't, but I will take your word into consideration.Perhaps I'll send him a gift basket.
>I've taken long enough, best be on my way. I have an appointment with our resident nazi.

>>1976108
Let her know we're going to go find out if fairies have souls and then go find Konrad.

It's been 20 minutes, surely he's finished by now.

>>1976129
>>1976108
i'll support, we can say it was an unexpected Reconnaissance Mission

>>1976129
>>1976151

Please no. It's too early to do that.

>>1976131
Reword that to perhaps we will, perhaps we wont, perhaps I'll send him a gift basket, but I'll take your word into consideration.
>>1976151
>>1976129
Let's do that after we accomplish the mission and get our weapons. An unscheduled detour, perhaps. Although, they might 'tighten' our 'bindings' if they find out which they probably will.... unless we drag someone along. Maybe ask the Loa if she's up for visiting England any time soon.

>>1976168
yeah please, way too soon.

>>1976129
>>1976174
Ok I agree lets get our gear and THEN go say hi

>>1976168
This, we still need the lay of the land first. Maybe after we hear some crazy shit about old Al. This is just a bit too odd.

>>1976168
>>1976179
Aw. Although, yeah, perhaps a bit too early. Maybe after we've had time to settle down and prove that we won't go off the leash they've supposedly put on us.

Alright time to go see Konrad, writing

Alucard the vampire eh? Sounds interesting, but then again you just heard of his name and not much else. "Perhaps we will, perhaps we wont, perhaps I'll send him a gift basket, but I'll take your word into consideration." You tell the Loa before slipping past her

"Well I best go see the old nazi now, been a pleasure meeting with you Ms. Baron." You say with a wave of your hand as you walk away

"'Till next time Erishel mom amie." She calls out. As you leave, she was a nice one. Mike was right somewhat about her, she'll probably be more up your speed. But enough about that.

You make your way back to Konrad's forge and open on up to see the old nazi in front of you, and you give him a salute. "Konrad my good man! Did you finish up on my weapons?"

"Yes, yes, I did. Come on in." He says gesturing you inside, you come in as he closes the door. He comes over to a table where there are three items. One a sleek blue and gold cane toped with an eagle for the handle of it, a black leather briefcase, and looks like a crimson pepperbox revolver with what you count to be fifty barrels shaped like a honeycomb that extend out to around the length of wrist to the tips of someone's fingers.

"I did make you your cane as you asked." Konrad says gesturing to the cane, you pick it up and swing it around. Feels lighter than air in your hands but solid, you feel two buttons on the back of it where you're holding the handle. You press on one and the cane flattens out into a longsword form with a square head.

"Oh I'm liking this one so far Konrad my friend." You tell the dear nazi, you then press on the second button. The blade grows more and goes limp as the blades are now connected by what looks like razor wire, whip form.

"Thank you, and not to worry about ze briefcase. I've added what you requested. And as for ze pistol there....well it'z zomething I cooked up myself." He says with pride evident in his voice.

>What now?

>>1976279
Well, either we can ask for a test range, or we could test them out on the job. hmmm...

I'll trust german engineering, so let's head off and get used to our weapons on our new job.

Not sure if it's worth it, but it might be an idea to head back to the boss and ask if we'll get any unexpected company. Either from within the organization or from the other two, although I doubt theres much, if any, communication between them.

>>1976279
"This is Fantastic my Waffenbruder! Now tell me; what do you think would come out of a fairy if you cut it open?"

>>1976291
also, we should probably ask for dossiers, maps, protocols, ect. I'm sure we could figure out everything we needed to using our powers,but trying to restrict ourselves to something more human to have some sense of a challenge increases the fun.

>>1976279
Holy shit, he DID do it in 20 minutes. How the fuck did he do that?

You can't help but smile to yourself, and then to Konrad. "This is fantastic may Waffenbruder!" You cheer out with laughter, now here's a question: what do you think would come out if I cut open a fairy?"

"I'm sure it vould be dust and other such bullshit I believe." He says dryly, "I do hope you have fun with those, and have a good time out in ze field. Seig hell mein friend." He says with an out stretched salute

You salute him in kind, you'll be having some fun for sure.

>And that'll do it for this. Next time we're killing faeries inna woods, feel free to stick around and yell at me about whatever.