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The scenery has changed, there have been about ten shouting matches, and a dozen debriefings or updates about what the Joker pulled off but you only recently find the energy now to react to any of it. You are currently in the conference room of the Watchtower waiting for Mr Terrific to come back and inform you once again there was little to no trace of where the Joker went and where the ‘hostages’ are. A metal album full of hate was playing full throttle inside of you. Your heart was a drum solo that went from to long, hammering away. Your blood was the hot electricity being charged into the guitar causing the wave of static disconnecting your ears from anything happening on the outside world. It’s been 24 hours since the two most important women in your life have been taken hostage and both the Justice League and the Titans have taken a humiliating a loss by the biggest sociopath in the world. During all this the rest of the heroes and you obtained zero injuries during the battle and only had to show Jack of the Royal Flush gang for all your trouble.

Batman, Nightwing, and the Question enter the room, having the look on their faces of a doctor about to deliver very mixed news about a surgery. You get up and try to approach them but Nightwing just motions you to sit down a small sad frown on his face. Pity for a friend. Grudgingly you oblige them, they had a hard enough job, that’s clear to you despite your rage against everyone and everything yourself included.

“The Joker has made contact with us, you have another 24 hours to respond and I have to say I recommend you don’t.” The Question says, you feel mostly to himself.


>A.) No

>B.) If the Joker wants me, he’s going to get me or have a fit. That would be bad.

>C.) Tell me what happened and then we’ll make that decision okay?

>>1983110
>A.) No

"Fuck you, tell me."

>>1983110
>>B.) If the Joker wants me, he’s going to get me or have a fit. That would be bad.

>>1983110
>B.) If the Joker wants me, he’s going to get me or have a fit. That would be bad.

>>1983110
>A

>>1983110
>A

>>1983110
Do >>1983119

>>1983110
>B.) If the Joker wants me, he’s going to get me or have a fit. That would be bad.

Question, I respect you and admire your intuition, but you know what Joker will do if I don't show. At most I can run interference while the rest of you get Raven and Harley out of there.

“Fuck you, tell me.” You answer. “If the Joker wants me, he’s going to get me or have a fit. That would be bad given he has hostages. People I care about.”

Nightwing and the Question look at one another and at Batman, but all Batman does is stare at you the entire time. Nightwing and the Question continue to stand like that, a little confused and unsure of what to do, but eventually they take a seat at the table. The only person left standing is Batman and pretty much you’re all looking at him.

“I figured as much. It’s a little to late to pretend that either the Joker is bad at mind games or in this situation that we’ll be forced to play along with them. A little background first though.” Batman says. “Roman Sionis was found dead in his penthouse suite. Joker gas and a little flag stating bang embedded in his chest, just an inch away from piercing his heart. Had been dead for a week, as long as the Joker impersonated him. He’d had been both a heist of Pablo Escobar’s larger cocaine shipments and revenge on you and Harley for a while now. When he heard that out of nowhere Harley was getting back into organized crime and found out from a source about Snowflame’s deal, he decided to kill two birds with one stone. He got on and away with alien teleportation tech that we’ve never seen the likes of.”

“Joker isn’t a petty drug dealer though, even he loves pulling off capers like that. He has other plans for the cocaine and for you and your two lovers. He wants you, Snowflame, and my colleagues in Gotham in a very short time frame. He also wants to bring along three Titans to help with whatever happens there. We are to appear at Gotham’s now defunct Funland Adventures Amusement Park. The rest of the League and Titans will be distracted from trying to prevent satellites from dropping on the Earth? “

>A.) How the hell did he get all the cocaine off the ship? They didn’t carry it with them when they left.

>B.) Who the hell are the Royal Flush Gang?

>C.) What the hell happened to us back there?

>D.) Why Snowflame?

>E.) Can I hear the actual message he left?

>>1983239
>C
Crucial information only, Lets move out. Lets not subject adam to the actual message.

>>1983239
>B.) Who the hell are the Royal Flush Gang?
>C.) What the hell happened to us back there?

>>1983239
>>B.) Who the hell are the Royal Flush Gang?
>>C.) What the hell happened to us back there?
We should find out what were dealing with.

>>1983239
>C
>B

>>1983239
>>B.) Who the hell are the Royal Flush Gang?
>>C.) What the hell happened to us back there?

>>1983239
>B.) Who the hell are the Royal Flush Gang?

>C.) What the hell happened to us back there?

>Lex used something similar after he was done showing off his super suit to my civvie id and Starfire.

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“Who the hell are the Royal Flush Gang?” You ask.

“Products of Amanda Walker’s twisted imagination, Project MKUltra’s findings, and Reagan’s hard on for anti communist assets at any cost. Or gifts from God twisted into weapons for man. They are are bunch of teenager or slightly older, almost in the same age group as you Titans, metahumans who when their DNA bleeped on the radar on Uncle Sam and got into trouble where whisked away to a special government facility and penitentiary. Most of them were even innocent of what petty crimes they were charged with in the first place. In any case they all had all the fun of a Chinese reeducation camp and Ultra Max American prison experience rolled into one. All of them became manifested super human abilities which were refined further through torture and training. They grew powerful and hateful, up until the Joker broke them out.” The Questions answers. “Well except for Ace...she supposedly was locked up because she had manifested her powers without an external situmali the Government feared her.”

“Okay so what the hell happened to us back there?” You ask.

“Ace did. The short teenaged girl about 14. She is in all likeleehood the strongest telepath in this part of the universe. J’onn tells me she easily outclasses all known Martians recorded throughout their history. You have to go back to legend and mythology to find someone comparable to her on Mars. A planet filled with telepaths” Batman says. “Of course that leaves the question who….”

Select 3

>A.) Miss Martian

>B.) Artemis

>C.) Beast Boy

>D.) Cyborg

>E.) Rose Wilson

>>1983367
>A.) Miss Martian
>D.) Cyborg
>E.) Rose Wilson

>>1983371
Seconding.

>>1983367
>a
>d
>E

>>1983371
>>1983371
Thirding

>>1983371
fourthing

>>1983367
>A
>B
>E

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You decide rather quickly and easily to honestly.

It was now or never for testing Rose Wilson. She was trained by the best assassin in the world and obviously picked up more than a few of his tricks. Plus her ability to see three seconds into the future might be the deciding factor between life or death when dealing with someone utterly unpredictable like the Joker.

Cyborg was one of the biggest hitters and most adaptable of the Titans and most importantly one of the most experienced. Not to sound racist or anything, but a pure advantage to them on another physical level. He was a cyborg and half his brain was a supercomputer, giving him a natural defense over Ace’s psychic abilities or Joker’s laughing gas. Hell if Joker had a surprise bomb hidden away, he was the resident bomb disposal expert of the Titans.

Miss Martian was the obvious choice. Her shape shifting abilities made her excellent for stealth or surprise attacks. Her intangibility was a powerful defensive ace in the sleeve or would allow to get past some Joker’s traps or obstacles others just couldn’t get through. Most importantly her psychic abilities would also give her some resistance to Ace’s own. Plus she could read the Joker’s mind and….actually that’s a terrible idea fuck.

With in a few hours the Titans you requested and the extended Bat family were next to you in the hangar bay and inside an extremely powerful experimental jet that just made your head hurt trying to figure out how it worked. You knew who Barbara and Robin were, but you were surprised to find that there was yet another Batgirl, who didn’t show an inch of her face in the all black costume.

>A.) Let’s get this show on the road, we’ve got to save Harley and Raven

>B.) Ask Batman for advice on facing the Joker

>C.) See how the Titans are holding up

>D.) Introduce yourself to the new Batgirl

>>1983489
>B
>A

>>1983489
>B.) Ask Batman for advice on facing the Joker
>A.) Let’s get this show on the road, we’ve got to save Harley and Raven

There's a time and place to make an introduction and now is not one of those.

>>1983489
>B.) Ask Batman for advice on facing the Joker
>A.) Let’s get this show on the road, we’ve got to save Harley and Raven

>>1983489
>B
Get that IC knowledge

>>1983489
>>A.) Let’s get this show on the road, we’ve got to save Harley and Raven
>>B.) Ask Batman for advice on facing the Joker

Inb4 he goes "He likes to talk. ignore him and push on!"

>>1983489
>>D.) Introduce yourself to the new Batgirl

>>1983489
>>B.) Ask Batman for advice on facing the Joker
>>C.) See how the Titans are holding up
>>D.) Introduce yourself to the new Batgirl
Because why not? Are we just gonna sit in silence on the ride over?

>>1983506
Yes

>>1983506

Yes.

>>1983506
Adam is not in the right mind to be friendly. Dude's having rape flashbacks and still has to juggle a hostage situation with the Joker and his OP 14-year-old reality bending slave.

...and prom's tomorrow! D:

>>1983489
>A.) Let’s get this show on the road, we’ve got to save Harley and Raven

>B.) Ask Batman for advice on facing the Joker

>>1983521

The spoiler is the worst part!

>>1983521
What's up with villans and underaged girls? First Slade and now the Joker.

>>1983528
>>1983531
Villains are squicky.

>>1983531

They love that old saying: "If there's grass on the field, then the game's been over for two years."

Also:
>who didn’t show an inch of her face in the all black costume.

How the fuck does she even manage to breath then? Althought our mask is also like that.

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“Batman...any advice before we go down there? Last time I ran into the Joker it didn’t go well.” You ask

“It never does, win or lose.” Batman says. “The first and most important thing to understand about the Joker is that there is a larger point or purpose behind everything he does. He likes to and lies about being an agent of chaos or being a random cheese monkey prankster but he isn’t. He’s utterly meticulous. Unless you get the drop on him, and even then, he always at least has a backup plan in case a prediction of his goes wrong.

More ever all the crimes he does are in essence a lecture or a prank on whoever he goes up against. The moment you land at Funland, he going to be playing mind games with you. He might know about your H.I.V.E ancestry and play that up but I doubt it. From his point of you, the moment you fucked Harley and started a relationship with her you stole his property and she’s insulted him. He’s going to try to draw comparisons between the two of you, you by seeing both Raven and her and him by being an abusive dick. This is also to break Harley mentally. Avoid engaging him and that nonsense move on through it. At the end of the day he’s just vain and likes to talk.

If you can separate him from his gadgets, he’s a skilled fighter, but nothing to write home about. You will have little trouble in taking him down. The trouble is once again he always has a knife or more Joker Venom hidden somewhere. Don’t play with him when you corner him. Just take him down so we can send him back to Arkham or Blackgate.”

You decide to just soak that in as the jet out of a sci fi film flies down like a bullet towards America’s Northeastern seaboard and the New Jersey Coast. Gotham is as Gothic and depressing as your memories told you it was. The whole damned place seemed like it was ripped right out of the set of RK studio's lot for some film noir picture. Black stone and steel everyone. Big blocky structures and creepy statues and street art everywhere to look. No wonder Batman turned out crazy as he is.

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You finally see Funland and land right in the middle of it. As you look down the park is definitely on. The Ferris Wheel is light up and rolling, Roller coasters were racing along in their circles and loops with what looked like dummies and cutouts in the seats. Fuck you could smell the buttery popcorn, the fried corn dogs, and the super sweet cotton candy in the air. It’s only what’s blaring over the intercom that gets your attention.

“Ladies and Gentlemen all rides and amusements are for today only are free but Funland’s signature Funhouse will require five special tickets for tonight’s special performance. Play our special contests and games hidden throughout the park to win and see the show of the life time. Though please no cheating...either the Jet goes or so does the theme park.” Joker says cheerily. “Leave early and so does the theme park. Got it? Good

>A.) Go to the north of the park with Snowflame and Cassandra Cain

>B.) Go to the south of the Park with Batman and Nightwing

>C.) Go to the center of the park with Ravager and Miss Martians

>D.) Go to the west of the park with Robin and Batgirl

>E.) To the east of the park with Cyborg.

>>1983533
>>1983531
Scumbags tend to be scum

>>1983616
>E
Everyone gets a buddy.

>>1983616
>E.) To the east of the park with Cyborg.

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>>1983616
>>E.) To the east of the park with Cyborg.
We can't do a gravity boom without the BOOM.

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>>1983616
>E.) To the east of the park with Cyborg.

>>1983616
>>E.) To the east of the park with Cyborg
"Have I mentioned I am starting to develop an irrational hatred of clowns?"

>>1983670

"Except for Harley. She's an exception."

>>1983616
>E.) To the east of the park with Cyborg.

No i'm not avoiding the female cast for any reason.

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You head out to the east of the park with Cyborg. It created a good, even number amongst the ranks, at least two people would be searching each area of the park.

It seemed the eastern part of the park is where most of the roller coasters lie. Most were simple wooden or even steel things, just going up and down and side to side large, steep ramps or arches at high speeds. Some not even at high speeds you notice. Nothing out there for what was obviously a C or maybe a C list amusement park.

There was one exception however. A giant red and blue metal monstrosity called the Twister. It had two steep drops and then flipped people around, guessing by the twisted spine of the rails, as it circled around in about a dozen loops in two tornado shaped series of rails and then went back to station to drop off the old riders and pick up new ones.

There were a couple of things that also set it apart. It wasn’t running for one, unlike all the other rides in this section. Likewise it had zero dummies or cutouts buckled in the seats of each car or even any standing in line as you now noticed the other roller coasters of the park lay. Hell the whole thing had a faux rustic look tacked on to it by a quick paint job you had to guess the Joker set up.

Sure enough as you and Victor walk towards it, the localized intercom blares on. Unlike the main one, this seemed to be a hack and rushed job to honest. For a full three seconds, a large static scratching scrapes across the little white horns they set up on the light poles and support beams of the Twister.

“Heya, heya. So you two gents are trying your hand at the Twister. That’s a ticket to each of you if you win! How wonderful. You just need to make one whole pass throughout the Twister to win!” A feminine voice says cheerfully. A train of cars pulls up to the dock station right in front of you and Victor. “Please keep your hands and belongings with in the ride at all times. We are not liable for lost property or injuries you may sustain on the Twister. Have a fun trip.”

>A.) Climb abroad with Victor

>B.) Just walk the ride, the two of you could do it.

>C.) Check the ride for traps.

>>1983751
>C.) Check the ride for traps.
>A.) Climb abroad with Victor

Safety First, right?

>>1983751
>C
Just a cursory glance then
>A
were on the clock

>>1983751
>C.) Check the ride for traps.

>>1983751
>>A.) Climb abroad with Victor
>C.) Check the ride for traps.

Oh boy, it's like the Golden Saucer. Except more dangerous and no cute ninja girl that has a crush on us.

>>1983751
>>A.) Climb abroad with Victor

>>1983751
>C

>>1983774
>>1983763
>>1983792
>>1983762
>>1983761
rolling with Cyborg this time, roll 1d100+20

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>1983797

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>1983797

Rolled 47 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1983797

Rolled 20 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1983797

Rolling

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1983797

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>>1983801
>>1983799
>>1983798
Vic has shitter luck than Adam, fail

Cyborg runs over the to car and give it the once over. You see his red glass eye lit up like a fiery coal and openly scan the entire train. He pops into every single one of the cars and looks underneath the seats, not only using his eye but sticking his hand underneath each one and feel around. After about five minutes Victor just stops and stops

“Nothing. Completely clean.” Vic says shrugging his shoulders.

“Well let’s ride.” You say, you and Vic jumping into the center car.

It starts out a fairly normal roller coaster. The roller coaster slowly boosts up the intial ramp before the jump. To be honest the first couple of minutes are utterly surreal and awkward as the two of you sit silently and calmly next to each other, utterly sure that the rest of the group are in mortal danger while you’re dealing with this nonsense. Then when the drop happens you hear Victor scream.

“Relax man, it’s just a ride.” You say at first before seeing the look on his face. He was in a deep pain all over his body. What the hell.

“I can’t move. Not an inch….magnets. The magnets on the roller coaster have been modified, I’m stuck to this damned thing. Their near the wheels...I” Vic mutters.

>A.) Try using your strength to rip him free.

>B.) Try using your gravity powers to rip him free.

>C.) Try using your gravity powers to rip the magnets off after finding them.

>D.) Try using your gravity powers to rip the whole train free.

>>1983873
>B

>>1983873
>C.) Try using your gravity powers to rip the magnets off after finding them.

>>1983873
>>C.) Try using your gravity powers to rip the magnets off after finding them.

>>1983873
>C.) Try using your gravity powers to rip the magnets off after finding them.

>>1983873
>>C.) Try using your gravity powers to rip the magnets off after finding them.

>>1983873
>>C.) Try using your gravity powers to rip the magnets off after finding them

>>1983878
>>1983880
>>1983881
>>1983882
>>1983897
Roll 1d100+5

Rolled 21 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1983937

Rolling

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>1983937

Rolled 93 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1983937

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1983937

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>1983937

Rolled 53 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1983937

>>1983942
you are the hero today

>>1983942
Saved.

Rolled 33 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1983937

You lean over the car, the look down at the wheels. You suppose it doesn't actually take you all that long, all things considered. But it feels like it’s hours before you see one of the magnets wedged on top of a wheel. After that it takes you more agonizing moments to spot the pattern. The most stressful in your life.

You close your eyes and visualize a certain shape and it’s position. After another moment you reach out and actually form it with your invisible appendage. You are utterly amazed to find you not only managed to place exactly were you needed to with all this stress, but had apply the correct amount of force. With in a second all the magnets shoot out like coins out of a slot machine that just hit a jackpot.

Cyborg is still screaming for a moment and you’re scared another trap had been activated on the roller coaster. Sure enough the padded bar holding you both on the car was too strong for a normal human to move out of...but you ripped it open easily without noticing to look for the magents. Finally you realize Vic is just scared out of his mind and you tap him on shoulder.

“Sorry, I was just scarred….AHHHHHH” Vic starts before he’s ripped out of the coaster and is suspended in the middle of the air.

In the middle of everything is the blonde teenager about your age in the poker queen get up. You seemed to be making Cyborg dance in the air with one hand, while the other was aimed at the train.

>A.) Fly out of the train and rush her into a tackle.

>B.) Fight with her over Victor using your gravity powers.

>C.) Collapse the tracks behind her on her head.

>D.) Use your gravity powers on the train and throw it at her with you on it, then kick her the hand and fly out of the way of the collision.

>>1984009
>C

>>1984009
>>D.) Use your gravity powers on the train and throw it at her with you on it, then kick her the hand and fly out of the way of the collision.

>>1984009
>C.) Collapse the tracks behind her on her head.

>>1984009
>C

>>1984009
>>A.) Fly out of the train and rush her into a tackle.

>>1984009
>>C.) Collapse the tracks behind her on her head.

>>1984045
>>1984021
>>1984019
>>1984016
Roll 1d100+5

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>1984070

Rolled 41 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1984070

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1984070

Rolling

>>1984070
dice+1d100+5

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1984070

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>>1984075
pass

>>1984085
You tried

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>>1984075
rekt

You reach out behind her with your mind and once again form a gravity field. This one however is much larger and powerful than the majority you’ve done before. It takes a lot of effort to both form it and activate, to the point you feel extremely relieved that she didn’t notice what you were doing or where you aiming for that matter.

After a few seconds the whole your on begins to lift off the rails entirely as you enter the first tornado. You see Queen smiling mischievously form the middle, suspended in the air in the middle of the ride. You can swear you think she’s saying something but Vic’s screaming is drowning out any witticisms she might sharing. By the time the tornado is about to end you know the train is about to fly off the rails and rocket into the middle of the amusement park and become an metal inferno out there.

But the later half of the tracks of the roller coaster fall on top of her and send both her and Victor to the ground. You lean over the side of your seat again to create a gravity field to bring back on Cyborg to train but you soon hear him screaming.

“ITTTTTTT’SSSSSSSSSSS cOOOOOllllllll” Cyborg screams. “IIIIIIIIIII’mmmmmm FIGGGGGHTTTING hEEEErrrr ASSSSSS”

>A.) Lift him up anyway, for both tickets and his safety

>B.) Let him fight it out with her

>>1984128
>A

>>1984128
>A.) Lift him up anyway, for both tickets and his safety

>>1984128
>>A.) Lift him up anyway, for both tickets and his safety

>>1984128
>>A.) Lift him up anyway, for both tickets and his safety

>>1984128
>A.) Lift him up anyway, for both tickets and his safety
"C'mon we have bigger fish to fry."

“C’mon, we have bigger fish to fry!” You yell, creating that gravity field and then flipping it to propel his metal ass on the train and the seat next to you. “I need both of those tickets and I’m not letting your steel behind get tossed around by master of magnets!”

Within seconds your about to start the second tornado and fly off the rails since you used half of them to drop on Queen. Victor and you both scream and hug one another as you careen and race off the edge. You realize you can fly but you find your body paralyzed due to both fear and the momentum of the roller coaster. Your mind is free though. You create another gravity field between the missing tracks, that slowly connects and directs the train onto to the middle of the point of the ride. Victor and you let go.
Victor coughs awkwardly. You stare forward and don’t look at in front of you and continue to do so yourself. You continue like this for the next four minutes when your arrive back the way station. Victor coughs again and go to the attendants both where you see two golden tickets waiting for you.

The amusement park wide intercom flares up again, to the sound of laughter.

“Three tickets have now been one. One for Cyborg, One for Adam, and One for Batman. Congrats on surviving the Twister and the House of Horrors fellas! Unfortunately The Twister is now closed down for patience and will be dispensing any more tickets.” The Joker says. “Oh and if they’re is an idiot child dressed like a disco dancer who was left alone in the House of Horrors. If there is man with a horse cock or man who think he’s a bat here...he’s waiting for you there.

>A.) Go the South of the park and save Dick

>B.) Go the Center of the park

>C.) Go to the North of the park

>>1984209
>A.) Go the South of the park and save Dick

>>1984209
>A

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>>1984209
>A.) Go the South of the park and save Dick

GOD.
DAMN IT.
GRAYSON.

>>1984209
>>A.) Go the South of the park and save Dick

>>1984213
>>1984216
>>1984221
He failed his rolls, one by ten and the other he rolled a one. What can I say?

>>1984209
>A.) Go the South of the park and save Dick
Sigh heavily. "I'll go get him."

>>1984209
>>A.) Go the South of the park and save Dick

>>1984209
>A.) Go the South of the park and save Dick
-sigh-

>eventually save the world
>everyone still only knows us as the hero with the big dick

>>1984258
its a new definition to big god damn hero's

>>1984258
>>1984263
>one of the nicknames we get is White Shaft.

>>1984267
or the "long arm of the law"

>>1984277
>We're the horse and our current SO is the Sheriff that rides us.

>>1984213
>>1984216
>>1984218

>believing in what the joker says.

Didn't batman said to not play into his games? We should go Help Batgirl or Miss Martian. Besided dick was with Batman.

>>1984292
I'd probably agree if ManThor didn't already tell us Dick was fucking up.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVwqkBG0ulE

“I’ll go get him.” You say sighing heavily

“I’ll come with. Grayson’s my friend too Adam...and the tickets are still available to be won there. Only the Twister has been shut down.” Cyborg reminds you.

“Fine let’s just go!” You say.

The south of the park still has rides but they are more gimmicky and group oriented. Bumper cars, UFO rides, the spinning tea cups in the scheme of the primary colors that required people twist them around themselves to go faster, and of course the House of Terrors.

It was a giant faux Victorian manor right out of Hammer or Universal movie. On the roof of it though were giant neon letters spelling out it’s name in hellfire red. Hell the last and first few letters even ended in faux flame. In the middle of each word was a giant smiling skull whose mouths open and closed after emitting a robotic moan or laugh. On the floor where constantly moving cars that could fit two.

You notice however that the employee’s only door was wide open and had a piece of paper with a list of rules on it. Simple ones stating the participant had to actually make a find a set of keys to unlock the emergency exit. That ripping it open would disqualify them.

You both sigh and enter the haunted house wondering where the hell Batman was.

It was all standard fare at the start. Skeletons and vampires popping out of coffins. A fake lake where a rip off of the creature of the black lagoon. Then there was the animatronic witch who entered in the faux cabin...who butchered children with a butcher knife and stuck them. The ship containing the beast locked in below deck whose claws stuck out and roared occasionally.

“You find anything yet Cyborg?” You ask.

“I ain’t found shit.” He replies.

Well that sucks, you make a second run at the fake grave yard, making sure to look over the gravestones one by one. It didn’t take long to get used to the fake giant worms and bones, like one second, but it was still hard to loom through on with the low light...what that giant zombie looked real. Like the witch.

Why was it ten feet tall?

Why did it just turn now?

“Solomon Grundy….born on a monday.” It cried, it eyes opening and turning bright red

>End

>>1984307
He's in the ride.

>>1984309
Uh oh...

>>1984309
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

>>1984309
Sheeet..Well at least it isn't Lobo...

Solomon Grundy is one bad guy we could just float his ass, but I am disconcerted about that witch

>>1984964
But he probably has a key in him, so that might work against us.

>>1985415
>>1984964

He does have a key inside him.

Quickly! Give him our pants to pacify him!

>>1985951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGQEAiZJMco

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>>1987593

“Christened on a Tuesday….Married on a Wednesday…..” Solomon Grundy said, the gray giant corpse plodding slowly towards you. “Sick on a Thursday….Grew Worse on Friday….”

Each lurch of the monster made the ground shake and the tombstones tremble. As the zombie made it half way between the two of you, a coffin fell to the floor and spilled out a plastic vampire that looked a little too much like Count Chocula to be a coincidence. It’s eyes glowed for one moment, like they were pleading to you, before Solomon Grundy crushed it’s head with the sole of his decaying black boot. You now smell him as he continues distance and you noticed he didn’t smell like rot, but the graveyard after a fresh rain. Of soil and grass and even the sun...all things that should be pleasant but somehow aren’t. Finally he’s only about a foot away from you.

“Hey Cyborg….Cyborg!!!” You scream.

“What?” Vic yells, his voice coming closer.

“Died on a Saturday…..Buried on a Sunday.” Solomon Grundy says, eye staring down at you. “And that wasn’t the end of Solomon Grundy.”

>A.) Nice to meet you Solomon, I’m Adam (offer hand)

>B.) Stay back big fella’, wouldn’t want to walk into me now would you.

>C.) Kick him hard in the balls

>D.) Combine your gravity powers and fist into a powerful punch (3 uses)

>E.) Make him weightless and then crash him hard into the ground.

>>1990346
>A.) Nice to meet you Solomon, I’m Adam (offer hand)

>>1990346
>A
Does adam know anything about grundy? From JL or HIVE?

>>1990376
Nope. Grundy just made his first confirmed appearance.

>>1990366
>Solomon Grundy
support, just because it is hilarious although hearing those words out of nowhere is scary.

>>1990393

I want to talk to him because I both know it's possible to talk him down, and because I love the big dumb tough but sweet archetype. It's great and I don't wanna fight, at least initially, anyone who's like that.

>>1990346
>>A.) Nice to meet you Solomon, I’m Adam (offer hand)

>>1990346
>>A.) Nice to meet you Solomon, I’m Adam (offer hand)

Sorry for the delay

Roll 1d100+10

Rolled 61 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1990465

Rolled 67 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1990465

Rolling

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1990465

Rolled 97 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1990465

>>1990473
>>1990481
>>1990481
So close...

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>>1990472
>Rolled
>>1990473
>>1990480

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“Nice to meet you Solomon, I’m Adam.” You say offering a smile.

“You….Adam...I Solomon Grundy. Today, Tuesday…..Solomon Grundy Meets Adam on Tuesday...” Grundy says looking you over up and down, half a smile on his face.

You stick out your hand for a handshake. Solomon with the sudden movement in his direction suddenly screams out loud. Hands coming up and out over his face like he’s trying to protect himself from your hand. You have no idea if he’s been attacked a lot or has no idea what a hand shake is but you do know one thing. It was a bad idea given the sudden rage on his face.

He suddenly pushes you and you go flying. You knock over a live car that would be normally touring the haunted house and rip it right off the rails with a short metallic bark from the damned thing. You don’t stop there and suddenly you pushed through at least two fake gravestones and have the words RIP FOR NOW land in your lap. Joy.

“Solomon Grundy no like punches!!!” Solomon Grundy yells.

“Okay, okay.” You moan getting up, suddenly noticing Cyborg aim his arm cannon at Grundy.

>A.) Weight Grundy down with your gravity field and let Vic take the shot

>B.) “Noooo…..Grundy I was offering you a handshake. I want to be friends Grundy, I don’t want to fight.

>C.) Rush him, do a powerful punching combination and then launch him towards Cyborg for the shot.

>D.) “That was mean Grundy, Bad. I’m trying to be nice here.”

>>1990561
>B

>>1990561
>B.) “Noooo…..Grundy I was offering you a handshake. I want to be friends Grundy, I don’t want to fight.

>>1990561
>B.) “Noooo…..Grundy I was offering you a handshake. I want to be friends Grundy, I don’t want to fight.
Adam friend! Grundy and Adam friends!

>>1990561
>>B.) “Noooo…..Grundy I was offering you a handshake. I want to be friends Grundy, I don’t want to fight.

>>1990561
>>B.) “Noooo…..Grundy I was offering you a handshake. I want to be friends Grundy, I don’t want to fight.

>>1990561
>>B.) “Noooo…..Grundy I was offering you a handshake. I want to be friends Grundy, I don’t want to fight

>>1990561
>B.)

>>1990566
>>1990570
>>1990579
>>1990608
>>1990609
>>1990617
Writing on the wall pretty dang obvious here, roll 1d100 + 10

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>1990624

Rolled 86 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1990624

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>1990624

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>>1990629
pass

Sorry taking a short break, errand

“Noooo…..Grundy I was offering you a handshake. I want to be friends Grundy, I don’t want to fight.” You say, moaning and dusting yourself off.

“Handshake?” Solomon says, looking at his hand and then sticking it towards you. “Handshake.”

You take Solomon’s hand, and move up and down softly. Solomon Grundy smiles, revealing and row of broken teeth. He let’s out a coughing, exorbitant laugh and started moving his hand on his own. Almost immediately putting his entire strength bringing yours up and down. He lifts your body up with the motions for about four or five seconds. But you’re strong and it’s more than a little funny, so you join Solomon Grundy in his laugh.

“Grundy like Adam...Grundy meet a friend on Tuesday.” He laughs

>A.) Me too, would it be cool if I looked around the graveyard Grundy?

>B.) You see a key around here Grundy?

>C.) You see a man in a disco outfit around here Grundy?

>>1990781
>C.) You see a man in a disco outfit around here Grundy?

>>1990781
>>A.) Me too, would it be cool if I looked around the graveyard Grundy?
>Looking for a key and another friend.

>>1990781
>B.) You see a key around here Grundy?

>C.) You see a man in a disco outfit around here Grundy?

>>1990781
>>B.) You see a key around here Grundy?
(( Not sure if Grundy would know what a disco outfit is ))

>>1990781
>A
Dont badger the poor guy with too many questions. Take it slow.

>>1990781
>B.) You see a key around here Grundy?

>C.) You see a man in a disco outfit around here Grundy?

A mean clown took away my friends and I'm trying to find them. Can you help me?

>>1990781
>A

>>1990781
Backing >>1990801

>>1990801
Seconding this.

All options are tied, going with B.

Roll 1d100 + 10

Rolled 19 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1990874

Rolling

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>1990874

>>1990858
>>1990863
Fuck roll 1d100+ 10 for this

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1990884

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>1990874

>>1990878
>>1990881
On one hand these don't count, on the other the DC is pretty high

Rolled 41 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1990884

Rolling, again!

>>1990893
>>1990889
>>1990888
Fail

>>1990896

One was linked to the first roll post, not the second.

Does that count or not?

>>1990907
Yes it does, you failed man

Rolled 97 (1d100)

“Hey Grundy you see a man in a disco outfit around here Grundy?” You ask.

“Mean man come in and punch Grundy. Grundy punch him back. On a Tuesday.” Solomon Grundy says.

“What about a key Grundy? Did you see a key anywhere?” You ask

“Mean clown make me swallow key. It taste terrible. It in my guts now, I died because doctor play with Grundy’s stomach. On a Saturday.” Solomon Grundy says sadly. “No touch my stomach friend.”

You notice a gaping hole in Solomon’s dress shirt and wound in Grundy’s stomach now with him as close as you are. Inside it was a large tangled rope of intestines like a rope in a series of notes that had dried out to a pale ghost white. As you look harder sure enough you notice a large iron key that looked it came from an old English manor that was both very old and unlike this haunted house, very very real.

>A.) Well see you Grundy. (look for Nightwing)

>B.) Wait Grundy, behind you! (Try and sneak the key out of his guts.

>C.) Wait…please….Grundy is there any way I can get that key? Anything you want?

>>1990948
>A.) Well see you Grundy. (look for Nightwing)

>>1990948
>A
I thought he would turn hostile. This is fine.

>>1990948
>>A.) Well see you Grundy. (look for Nightwing)

>>1990968
so did i

>>1990948
>>C.) Wait…please….Grundy is there any way I can get that key? Anything you want?
It's probably important

>>1990948
>A.) Well see you Grundy. (look for Nightwing)

Thanks for your help Grundy. I need to find my other friends.

such a good boy

>>1990948
>>C.) Wait…please….Grundy is there any way I can get that key? Anything you want?

>>1990987

He really is.

>>1990984
>>1990992

We can come back later.

>>1990997
>1990997
C leads to a mini quest outside of the haunted house. You can come back later but do something first.

>>1991006
If we have to leave the haunted house for the quest we should just look for NW first.

>>1991006
In that case let's find Nightwing first.

>>1990948
>A.) Well see you Grundy. (look for Nightwing)

“Well see you Grundy!” You say, waving you hand at the giant zombie. You lift his hand and wave it at him.

“Bye Adam!” Grundy says happily.

You continue looking around the graveyard portion of the haunted house for Nightwing. He had to be here, Grundy was lounging around here after all. Given that currently he was standing still, humming softly to himself and staring off blanky...it was a safe bet he wasn’t exactly active either. But he wasn’t just on the grass or on the surface, you had all ready gave it the once over.

You look at the coffin you smashed through and get an idea though. Grundy was powerful, maybe he knocked Grayson into something. You start opening coffins and into go into the spring loaded grave spots looking for Nightwing in any of them. Finally afte about ten minutes, you find Dick laying right next to a skeleton holding knife in one of the coffins.

“Wake up Nightwing.” You say, grabbing him by the shoulder and shaking him. “Time to wake up man.”

“uuugghhh got a ticket but...”Nightwing starts.

“Grundy’s a nice guy, should have talked first man.” You say laughing nervously.

>A.) Let’s go see what Grundy wants for the key

>B.) Let’s go to the north of the park with Snowflame and Cassandra

>C.) Go to the center of the Park with Miss Martian and Ravanger

>D.) Go to the west of the Park with Robin and Batgirl

>>1991172
>C.) Go to the center of the Park with Miss Martian and Ravanger
Gotta check on the new blood.

>>1991172
>D.) Go to the west of the Park with Robin and Batgirl

which robin is this?

>>1991172
>>A.) Let’s go see what Grundy wants for the key

>>1991184
judgeing by the side story "break up" id guess Tim

>>1991172
>C
Regroup with the titans

>>1991172
>>A.) Let’s go see what Grundy wants for the key

>>1991184
Tim Drake

>>1991172
>C.) Go to the center of the Park with Miss Martian and Ravanger

>>1991172
>>C.) Go to the center of the Park with Miss Martian and Ravanger

>>1991172
>A.) Let’s go see what Grundy wants for the key

“In boring news, Nightwing earns a ticket after getting his clock cleaned. In less boring news Batgirl number two and the cocaine addict survived the carousal and get two tickets. Somehow they managed to not break it pretty boy. The clock is running though...a satellite landed in Star City killing 4 thousand people! Tick tock, hurry the hell up!”

You run to the center of the park while Nightwing and Cyborg continue to search the Haunted House for anymore keys, Dick giving you his ticket after he makes a pass around the haunted house. Cyborg also gave you his giving you a total of three.

You head towards the center and just see both filled and games, trinkets, and good smelling greasy food. Shooting range games, a strongman game leading to a novelty Batman shaped bell, the water gun shoot out game leading to you making a red ballon with the words: “haha” expand and probaly pop. A booth offering corndogs and cotton candy was in fact on and had a row of corn dogs laying underneath a heating lamp to keep them from getting cold...and leaving them ripe for the taking. No choas, no fighting, just the round of Rose cursing at the top of her lungs.

You see Miss Martian and the Ravager in front of a booth with animatronic Joker standing about nine feet in front of them. It was wearing a oversized straw hat and pinstripe suit in red and white too big for even the giant. It’s grin was just the right sized though, Joker sized and Joker level malicious. It was reciting questions in front of them they had no idea how to answer.

“Let’s try again….you answer 4 questions correctly in a row and I’ll...oh Adam, how nice to see you. Maybe you can help them out. Question: Who is better in bed. Harley Quinn or Raven? Speak nice and loud for the intercom. I want them to hear this and offer their opinons.”

>A.) I’m not doing this

>B.) Harley

>C.) Raven.

>D.) Not fair, both have their good points and bad. It isn’t a black and white issue.

>>1991399
>B.) Harley

>>1991399
>B

>>1991399
>A

>>1991399
>E) Me!

>>1991399
>E.) Me

>>1991399
>Me
But

>B.) Harley

>>1991399
>E.) Me

I just love the fuck you factor of it

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>>1991399
>E) Me!

If only for the chance it might throw Joker off a bit.

>>1991399
>>E) Me!

“Me.” You answer smiling.

“That wasn’t the question!” Joker yells.

“Sure it was. You never stated Harley or Raven had to be the answer.” You say smiling. Rose laughs at this while you hear Joker grit his teeth.

“That might apply to the other questions I have lined up but not this one. It was an either or!” Joker says. “Answer!”

>A.) Harley

>B.) Raven.

>C.) Not doing this.

>>1991537
>A

>>1991537
>A.) Harley

>>1991537
>>B.) Raven.

>>1991537
>A.) Harley

She had prior experience, plain and simple. Objectively maker her better in bed. It's not an insult to Raven and we don't mean it to be so.

>>1991537
>>A.) Harley

>>1991537
>Very well. "Or"

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>>1991580

>>1991580
Kek

>>1991580
lel

>>1991537
"Or."

>>1991580
Man I wish I'd thought of it. Nothing pisses the J-man off more than being wittier than him.

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>>1991585
We're clearly getting under his skin. might as well go for the full nine and throw him off his game

>>1991580
Holy shit, you guys wanna piss Joker?

The current DC quest, joker killed Reno because Reno stole the punchline

Support

I mean he could turn around and maim/kill a hostage instead, probably good to not push him too far.

>>1991580
This

>>1991619
We're smug assholes in the face of adversity.

>>1991537
>D.) “Harley or Raven? Those are my only options right? ... Very well, I choose or!”

>>1991641
Id support that if he didnt have hostages.

>>1991621
unlikely. He's an ego maniac. its no 'fun' until he gets the laugh. upstaging him draws his focus on us

Besides, its not like we asked him if he could taste our beast on harley's lips

>>1991537
>>A.) Harley
pretty sure this falls in line with batmans don't play his games advice

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“That wasn’t the question!” Joker yells.

“Sure it was. You never stated Harley or Raven had to be the answer.” You say smiling. Rose laughs at this while you hear Joker grit his teeth.

“That might apply to the other questions I have lined up but not this one. It was an either or!” Joker says. “Answer!”

“Very well, Or.” You say.

You hear Joker scream over the intercom. The Joker robot mouth remaining wide open in a grim smile to issue the frustrated whelp. Both Miss Martian and Ravager are laughing to the point you think Miss Martian is starting to choke. You swear you could hear Harley and Raven laughing to. And a young female voice.

“Now

“Harley.” You say sighing

“That should be obvious she had more experience, she’s had sex like hundreds of times? Are you really this juvenile?” You hear Raven say bored through the Joker mouth.

“Fine. Question Two. Which girl do you like hanging out with?!” Joker says quickly.


>A.) Raven. She engages me intellectually.

>B.) Harley. She always make me laugh

>C.) Miss Martian. I love hearing about another culture.

>D.) Starfire...we do work together and she makes it a blast.

>E.) Both Raven and Harley. Each offer me something different.

>>1991686
>E.) Both Raven and Harley. Each offer me something different.

>>1991686
>Do you really want me to go down a list of all the girls I enjoy hanging out with?

>>1991686
>C.) Miss Martian. I love hearing about another culture.
But you are close second Joker.

>>1991686
>A
Have we ever just hung out with harley besides missions and the one time we boned.

>>1991692
He's just going to sigh and narrow the question.

>>1991686
>A.) Raven. She engages me intellectually.

>>1991706
Then he really need to ask more specific questions then doesn't he? I mean he really should be better at this.

>>1991706
Would this buy us time to consolidate our forces on Joker

>>1991701

Not much, really.

>>1991714
Yes it would!

>>1991686
>>D.) Starfire...we do work together and she makes it a blast.

don't pick the hostages or both, those are obviously bad answers.

>>1991718
Well then
>>1991692
Supporting

>>1991686

Changing my answer from >>1991691

to >A.) Raven. She engages me intellectually.

>>1991701
Yeah, right after picking up Miss Martian. You most hung out on the business clock tho

>>1991686
>>Do you really want me to go down a list of all the girls I enjoy hanging out with?

>>1991722

Scratch that. Changing to >>1991692

We could go down the list anyway, since he asked

>>1991686
>>1991706

>Do you really want me to go down a list of all the girls I enjoy hanging out with?

>>1991686
>F.)Every girl, I’m kind of a man whore like that!

>>1991735
We dont even have to be honest. We can make up a bunch of shit and he might believe it

"...and then there's Wondie. WooT! Have you ever been sandwiched by those legs?! Man!"

“Do you really want me to go down on the list of girls I enjoy hanging out with me? Are you nuts?” You ask.

“Just answer the damned question. I can kill them at any moment!” Joker yells.

“That wasn’t the game Joker.” You say. “Stop breaking your own rules. I just have to answer truthfully, I’m free to ask my own.”

“AAAAHHHHH. Batgirl has won a ticket. Seven tickets have been one. One of you can enter my funhouse. With three more a second can enter. You must gather all give tickets at once.” Hurry up boy, which of them do you like hanging out with the most? There!”

“Them?” You ask.

“Damn wait...”


>A.) Raven. She engages me intellectually.

>B.) Harley. She always make me laugh

>C.) Miss Martian. I love hearing about another culture.

>D.) Starfire...we do work together and she makes it a blast.

>E.) Both Raven and Harley. Each offer me something different.

>F.) I enjoy the company of the women on my team

We have a much better social life than joker is what were getting at.

>>1991763
>>E.) Both Raven and Harley. Each offer me something different.

>>1991763
>>E.) Both Raven and Harley. Each offer me something different.

>>1991763
>D
Probably hung out with her the most actually.

so im just popping in, raven and harley havent been raped or anything right

>>1991763
>A.) Raven. She engages me intellectually.

>>1991791
Joker is not a rapist. He didn't torture them either.

>>1991791
Not that we know off and we heard Raven make a sarcastic quip a while back over the intercom... But if he has then we'll rip his dick off and feed it too him.

>>1991763
>>D.) Starfire...we do work together and she makes it a blast.

>>1991798
oh thank jesus fucking christ.

>>1991763
>>D.) Starfire...we do work together and she makes it a blast.

>>1991788
>>1991818
>>1991827
He gave us a plural option, why?

Well I guess they are scoring points with Starfire when she hears this and isn't really pissing Raven or Harley off I guess.

>>1991763
>F.) I enjoy the company of the women on my team
and on other teams and the girl at the coffee shop...

>>1991763
>>E.) Both Raven and Harley. Each offer me something different.