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Alright, now most of these guys have finally calmed down and stopped talking over eachother long enough for us to actually start to come up with a plan or two. And there's an extra bonus in that....well a few of the more cowardly players decided to man the fuck up after Elrond showed his face. Apparently they were fans or something of his. I neither know nor care. So the raid force has grown a bit, which means there's less chance of me dying which is always a good thing. Still think we're outnumbered, but what can you fucking do sometimes? I have badass ice magic and that means 1: I'm a badass 2:I'm not crazy and da'ta's death talked to me for some reason 3: the lads I used to run with would call me a mary sue which pisses me off. So we have a bit of a better chance than we should. Not to mention we have magic and potions for a bit of extra "good luck" as I like to call my unfair advantages.

Leaning back in my horribly uncomfortable wooden chair, still not sure how to put my tail against its worn back. Weeb and idiot continue talking to themselves, taking full advantage of my suggestion for Oda to sneak in an fuck shit up with elfy's potions, so that delicate elrond doesn't faint from fear or something on the front lines where REAL MEN will be fighting.

Glancing past the frothy cup of milk and plate of cheeses left over stale bread I was given when I sat down, I can see black and Steve trying to make a convincing argument for letting them draw out the bandits so we can fight them. By pretending to join up, which sounds a little fishy to me and also fucking stupid.

"Hey, idiots" I say, sitting up straight, moving my arms back to the table from behind my neck as Erret sits next to me and glances up curiously "that's a bad idea, it'll be really suspicious when things start burning right when the two new recruits that came out of nowhere join up, don't be fu...don't be morons alright?"

"Yeah" green bean...er Ganzo was it? no it was Henji right? "besides that's dirty, no honor in dirty tricks like that anyways! Miss Pangolynn is right! a full frontal assault. they won't suspect it at all! especially with all that heat on the tail"

"Hey Mang, who the hell are you?" Steve asks, tilting his head as black gulps down a HEARTY and actually concerning amount of booze.

"Gwah, I've been wondering that myself" Black says, laughing as I groan, and lay my head down in my my arms

"Oh brave as ever" Pink haired cat girl says hanging off mr not so giant golly green giant "such a valiant knight you are"

He just laughs and blush and oh god I might kill this fucking nerd myself.

Alright so quick re cap before I bring down the law on these retards.
cont
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>>2099432

There's the A team

Me, Erret, Black, Steve, and Oda I guess since those three managed to survive the last outing I took them on and I can stand the former two quite easily. And they're competent...at least a little from the little I've seen of them. But they aren't cowards either, hell Black or was it steve? nearly got themselves killed helping me purge that farm and getting my cool new sword. Oda....well he's a tactical mind like me I suppose, he led those archers I gave him well enough.

Then there's team unknown variables
this is Elrond since I doubt he's going to do much himself once he hands over the goods. And the randos who's name I don't know....right now I think we have around ten of these? around half practically sucking Elrond's cock right now.

Then there's team fodder
Green been and his anime trio, cause their voice and looks annoy the fuck out of me right now. Not to mention that cat girl singing praises for lord dumbass weeb himself is giving me a headache. AND SO IS HIM TALKING LIKE HE'S THE GOOOOD SHIT.

Smacking my tail on the floor, the bar shuts up. Even Green bean and the doomsayers among the pussies who aren't helping us. Clapping my hands, closing my eyes, I sit back up straight and sigh

"Alright, listen up because I've taken your suggestions and I'm going to say what I think" I say as kindly as I can which isn't much

What do I do?
[] tell the idiots to stop being dumb, and listen to me, Oda, and Erret
[] Remind everyone we don't know what happens when we die yet
[] insult the cowards, before we leave
[] encourage Erret to say her mind here
[] Blackmail a few more players to join up with us
[] Tell them we're luring them out into the woods after oda set's some fires, killing them and then moving in
[] Ask if they have ever seen princess bride...because that is basically my plan
[] Shrug, say gott mit uns, and then explain we're just going to rush those fuckers while they're confused.
[] Guilt trip a few guards into coming with us
[] Hold my drink (go rally another mob)
[]So, task fodder. that's you green bean and co, do what you want. Task force variable unknown, just follow us...that's the rest of you. A team, Oda, black, Steve, Erret, you have your jobs, if not follow me
[] Actually Henji, we need a man of your caliber to lead the charge
[] write in
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>>2099460
>[] tell the idiots to stop being dumb, and listen to me, Oda, and Erret
>[] Remind everyone we don't know what happens when we die yet
>[] insult the cowards, before we leave
>[] encourage Erret to say her mind here
Afternoon HM
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>>2099460
>[] tell the idiots to stop being dumb, and listen to me, Oda, and Erret
[] Remind everyone we don't know what happens when we die yet
[] encourage Erret to say her mind here
[] Tell them we're luring them out into the woods after oda set's some fires, killing them and then moving in
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>>2099460
>[] tell the idiots to stop being dumb, and listen to me, Oda, and Erret
>[] Remind everyone we don't know what happens when we die yet
>[] insult the cowards, before we leave
>[] encourage Erret to say her mind here
>[] Guilt trip a few guards into coming with us
>[]So, task fodder. that's you green bean and co, do what you want. Task force variable unknown, just follow us...that's the rest of you. A team, Oda, black, Steve, Erret, you have your jobs, if not follow me
>[] Tell them we're luring them out into the woods after oda set's some fires, killing them and then moving in

>After setting as many mines and ambush points around the gate as humanly possible, no offence to the non-humans here, cuz... fuck you know what I mean
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>>2099460
>[] insult the cowards, before we leave
>[] encourage Erret to say her mind here
>[] Tell them we're luring them out into the woods after oda set's some fires, killing them and then moving in

I have an idea, how about attacking a patrol first, then hopefully stuffing their corpses in the bag while we pretend to be them, then hopefully kill a few other people during the distraction and have Erret raise our temporary forces? I guess have Henji lead the distraction force of guards to look menacing, and have any extras hide in the trees to form a pincer attack.

If not, then at least how about just catching a few patrols to zombify
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>>2099520
>[] tell the idiots to stop being dumb, and listen to me, Oda, and Erret

Change insulting cowards to this

Never seen princes bride, what is it about?
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"Stop" I say, swinging my tail around to green bean and the cat girl as the two others laugh at their "silly" antics....anime isn't real life you fucking grr, anyways, moving on. Not bothering to see his reaction to his hurt pride, I move my tail to point at black and steve, and rock it like a grandfather clocks pendelum "Being. Dumb."

"Your ideas" I say, grabbing my chair and turning it to them "Will get you killed, or get other's killed. And I'll admit, I'm not exactly a nice girl most of the time. But I do not want blood on my hands because I couldn't watch a bunch of glory hungry"

Henji lowers his head as miss pink looks away, and the other two guys stop laughing. Glad they got the point I was trying to make there. Then I look over to black and steve, and give them a similar but lighter version of the glare of annoyance and disapproval I gave to weeb fodder force.

"Or just plain reckless people, or you know just plain, straight up fucking moronic assholes" I say, laughing as I lay back and look to the ceiling "So, don't play Leroy jenkins here, at least today. Since we don't know what happens when we die here yet"

"Well, if you're a good soul you" Erret begins to says like she's reciting the rules of a classroom or something

"I know, but the strange happenings may change that" I say glancing at my assembled raiding group, and see the horror plainly written on their eyes, as I give them the most serious glare I've ever given anyone. Erret gasps, sounds like I scared her by accident as well "we might rise back up, or we might move on or maybe something else I can't predict, point is we can't be certain of what will happen to us should we fall today"

"Yeah, which is why I'm not going" a Minotaur...the one who refused to go to the farm with us says with a huff

"Same here" the iron Druegar woman who's always around the cow man says with a nod, and gulp of her drink "Besides if any of you die in there we'll know what will happen"

"Y...you cowards!" Erret shouts, angrily for once "You'd use others to test your own fates. You'd deserve to...."

She grumbles angrily as I shake my head, telling her non verbally to shut up before she causes some drama.

"Hey, its just a good way to figure things out!" Someone else shouts, in a way that tells me they thought up the exact same thing as these two cunts

"So we're your lab rats then?" Greenbean says, in disgusted anger

"That's just wrong" cat girl gasps "How could you do that!? We're stuck here same as you"

"It does make sense to be fair" Oda says with a shrug as I nod

"yeah, doesn't change the fact they're dirty bastards though" I say, getting up from my chair and facing my motley crew "So here's the basics, we're luring them out into the woods, after Oda set's a few fires. We kill them and move in after...the specifics we'll make up when we see the situation at the fort....Oh, nearly forgot. Erret? do you have anything to say?"
cont
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>>2099542

"Really she's just an npc! they aren't even ooof!" one of elrond's fanboy's yell. Before I pelt him in the face with a snowball....with a chunk of ice in the middle of it, knocking him on his ass. Which is what he gets for being a fucking asshole

"Let Erret speak, she has served me well for many years and if anyone else says anything like that" I say, raising my hand into the air as hail and snow swirl around it "its your ass that's on the line, okaaaaay?"

"You don't have to defend me master" Erret says with an awkward bow as she glance to our group "Well uh....I am not a tactican like my dear lady Belua but. if I must give my thoughts on the matter. I say kill one of their patrols. Maybe disguise a few of us as them to lure them out, or well..."

she lowers her head shamefully as her veins turn black for just a second as shadowy hands crawl over her eyes.

"But that is what I was thinking, I'm not sure if they have patrols but I think it is likely if I may risk my good word on chance, my master" She says meekly "how else would they root out the walking dead so easily?"

"Good point' I say nodding "See this is the planning I want! Oda you still did good, as much as it pains me to say that"

"I am glad I deserve such recognition" he says in the most deliciously sarcastic way "now lets get out of here before I stab one of these assholes for using us as test subject"

"Yeah lets move out" I say as I turn to all leave, before I stop and turn back to the gathered cowards and grin "Also, all of you are the biggest babies I've ever met. We'd have a number advantage with you fucktards, and you're still sitting in here crying and scared of the shadows. I hope all of you know what we Toladarian's think of cowards....have fun with that thought by the way"

"Was the really necessary?" Elrond asks

"I wanted to do it but didn't want to be rude' greenbean says, with an awkward laugh


"fuckers" Steve sighs, hanging his head as he joins us

"They underestimate the power of blackinor...just hope we come up with something a bit more meaty later" Black says

"I'm sure me or miss sunshine here will" Oda says with a cocky smirk

"Well enough about the cowards, they will have no glory in life or death" Erret says "especially for leaving ones as noble as you to fight for them"

What do I do?
[] just head to the fort
[] try and catch one of the patrols 1d20+learning
[]send someone else to catch a patrol (who) 1d100
[]ask for everyone's vendor trash so I can blow it up
[] split up into two groups so we're not as noticeable
[] Move slowly, and quietly. Seriously smack anyone who talks with my tail
[]wish oda good luck when he splits from the group.
[]Praise erret
[] give green bean a chance
[] Say I'm proud of elrond for not being a bitch for once
[] Try to make ice armor for myself 1d20+magic -50mp
[] try and make friends
[] tell the townsfolk to send as many people as they can if we don't come back from this
[] write in
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>>2099531

>>2099531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF9O6fne6nE
this is what the plan would be
watch the andre the giant parts for it

Also its a classic movie, a funny one to.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2099580
>[] try and catch one of the patrols 1d20+learning
[]wish oda good luck when he splits from the group.
[]Praise erret
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2099580
>[]ask for everyone's vendor trash so I can blow it up
>[] split up into two groups so we're not as noticeable
>[] Move slowly, and quietly. Seriously smack anyone who talks with my tail
>[]wish oda good luck when he splits from the group.
>[]Praise erret
>[] try and catch one of the patrols 1d20+learning
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2099580
>[] try and catch one of the patrols 1d20+learning
>[]wish oda good luck when he splits from the group.
>[]Praise erret
>[] Say I'm proud of elrond for not being a bitch for once
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also if belua does become more devout/holy. I can only imagine her right now as becoming kind of like alexander anderson from hellsing abridged

just a random thought
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>>2099612
I am totally fine with that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw
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>>2099580
>Praise Allah
>See if the dire had thawed out
>[]ask for everyone's vendor trash so I can blow it up
>[]wish oda good luck when he splits from the group.
>[] give green bean a chance

Yeah, the one person we defiantly need alive for now is elron, mostly so the alchemy teacher doesn't' cry or thow a hissy fit. Though I hope oda lives, not sure how many brave thieves we can find.

>>2099581
If only we had some craftsmen, then we could have had Elron play the maiden and crone while we worked the magic.

>>2099612
I though she would have been more like Princess Renner, not really giving shits about anyone but climb.
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"Also" I say, stopping as we begin to walk through town towards the hole I made during my "slay" ride down to the city with the dire's corpses however long ago. Erret stops as I put my hand on her shoulder and smile warmly "That was a brilliant idea Erret, I'm surprised I didn't come up with it first. I didn't even think that there might be any patrols around. You did good Erret"

Her eyes clear up for a second as she smiles widely and makes me grin just a bit wider. She blushes black and looks away bashfully

"Oh it isn't that amazing, I just thought...well I've learned a bit being around you for so long, master" She says, bowing and holding onto her scythe "Your praise means more than the blessings of any priest to me"

"I know" I say, taking my hand off her shoulder as the cat girl squees behind me

"So cuuuuuute!" She shouts

"....what is there relationship you think?" the stone dreugar they have with them asks....wait when did he get an afro? Never mind moving on, can't get distracted.

"Not much good stuff here" Oda sighs as Elrond hands over his stash to him in a big leather purse "But I think I can work with this, I'll pay you back if we both live"

"Well I'd have more if Belua didn't gank me at the start" Elrond sighs "but what can you do? But just stay alive, aight? seem like a nice guy"

"You too, try to stick to the back, since you don't have anything now" Oda says, putting the purse under his arm "Well I'll be heading out by myself now, try not to die you guys"

"You to man" Steve says smiling "be a shame if any of us die really"

"try not to die like a bitch" Blackinor says, throwing up the devil's horns for him

"Good luck sir Kouki" Greenbean says doing a weird fucking weeb salute, which Oda replies with. God that's so fucking cringe, almost makes me not want to wish him luck now

"Yeah, good luck out their Oda...but why are you heading off now?" I ask "its still awhile to the fort you know"

"You're hunting for a patrol, I can scout and make my way there at the same time" He says "and thanks, didn't expect that"

"Don't push your luck" I say angrily as I turn around and begin to walk past the guards to through the hole in the wall. One of them reaches for me and I turn and say without missing a beat "I am doing god's work, killing bandits, These guys are with me. Tell the mayor he owes me when I get back"

He stammers and nods slowly as Elrond huffs

"What would you do to stop her?" He asks tauntingly, making the much larger man smack his shouldr "AH"

"Hey I'm proud you've finally stopped crying and become a man" I say, patting his back

"Shut up!" he yells

"But she is right" Erret says, not even trying to be mean. Which makes me laugh, and black and steve join in as well....as does Afrotroll and the cat girl.

"Oh and before we go too far....if anyone has vendor trash, I need it to be able to work some of my magic on it" I say with a grin "to blow some bandit fucks straight to hell"
cont
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>>2099612
I'm down for becoming the holy Avenger
And calling everyone out on their Bullshit
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>>2099660
Especially every single priest we ever meet. Double especially the higher ranked ones if they look like they're about to pull a Maxwell and declare themselves god or some other stupid shit
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>>2099676
The Gods don't like it when you try to join their ranks
And so now you must be punished for your heresy
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>>2099692
Also you're acting like a daft cunt
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>>2099659

"Vendor trash?" Erret asks, frowning nearly pouting

"Wanderer Lingo for useless things" I explain as she smiles and nods

"of course" She says not asking a single question "Strange language they've made themselves, haven't they. Wonder how they came up with it"

Greenbean tries not to laugh, as his cat girl squees and claps her hands together again. But a few people who's names I don't know come up and hand me their junk as we stop just outside of town
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Vendor trash
4 moss covered skulls
2 Mudhopper legs
1 broken shield
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"Ergh" I groan as I stuff the giant frog legs into my bottomless pack "remind me never to ask for anything from a fellow beast kin again"

"I want to be a chef!" the cat girl whines as Henji laughs

"you?" He asks, getting hit in the stomach for his trouble

"You deserve that" Afrotroll says...turns out that's actually his name. And cat girl is actually called Pinkneko and god does that make me want to strangle her.

"Enough fucking around, come on and shut up. We need to find that patrol" I say, raisng my hand and clenching it into a fist.
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18+5=23= great success
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"Don't know why they sent us out" A man with a red bandana over his face sighed, touching the scar that ran over his eyes as he looked around "We cleared out all the rotters already"

"Can't be too careful, that big bastard ate thomas, Riek and their boys a few days ago" A tainted or beast kin with horns sighs "we're making sure he's fucked off to whatever tainted hell he crawled out of"

"Yeah, not to mention hivers. damn things rise up all the time from nowhere" A Iron Druegar yawns, scratching his properly dwarven looking beard while pull his hood up

"they'd make our job easier" the first guy says as I watch him from around a tree, the rest of my party lying a bit further behind me, in the thicker trees and bushes....except for erret of course "they kill the farmers, we come in and grab up all their crops and valuables. don't see why boss man won't let us"

"Cause they'll eat everything you idiot" Another guy calls out angrily "now shut up or the dire will hear ya"

Hmm, I'm counting eight of them right now. They're armed to the teeth, don't seem to have any magic users with them from what they've got. but then again that horned girl is a wild card, as is the druegar. Actually all of them are, since they're all dressed in the same clothes and armor I can't make a good read on what their classes would be.
cont
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>>2099711

What do I do?
[] CHARGE, turn on my music and rush them 1d100
[] Draw one close, and freeze their ass solid 1d20+magic -50 mp
[] Walk out, spread my arms and send a freezing wind at them 1d20+magic -60 mp
[] Explosive sacrifice the broken shield, tossing it in the middle of them 1d100 -40 mp
[] Walk out and say I dealt with the bastard
[] throw a lighting ball above them 1d20+magic -25mp
[] Motion for the other's to surround them 1d20+learning
[] Wall them in with ice 1d20+magic -80 mp
[] drop an acidic shower on them 1d20+magic -30mp
[] Distract them with a minor illusion (cantrip) 1d20+learning
[] grab a rock, and brain one of them with it 1d100
[] write

also remember, all your damaging spells gain ice damage now as well as their normal type

>>2099644
Renner would also fit. I think
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>>2099718
>[] grab a rock, and brain one of them with it 1d100
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2099718
>[] Wall them in with ice 1d20+magic -80 mp
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>2099718
>[] Explosive sacrifice the broken shield, tossing it in the middle of them 1d100 -40 mp
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>>2099737
Oh, that can't be good
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>>2099737
Any rerolls?
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2099718
>[] Wall them in with ice 1d20+magic -80 mp
That's what happens for being stingy with vender trash. Says the anon with the second 1.
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>>2099746
Depends on how fast you can type fanfiction.
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>>2099771
And I'm fresh out of ideas, fuck. Well, we lose the shield and wall them in, not abject failure. And after we kill them their weapons will be way better bombs anyway
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>>2099777
Would be nice if we can turn the zombies into suicide bombers.
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>>2099792
That'd be a nice tag move with Errat. We stick a bunch of boomswords in a runner, and Errat has it charge into a mob
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>>2099804
This should be very effective once we get runes to trigger the sacrifice and set when the zombie dies or loses it's explosives.
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"alright" I whisper to myself as Erret, glances out at the arguing bandits "lets do this"

Reaching into my endless backpack, I pull out the shield with the massive cut straight to its center and begin to pour my magic into it, glowing yellow and blue cracks forming along the edges of the "real" one. they start off as hairline and turn much larger as I step out from my hiding spot, already feeling the shield begin to vibrate as it gets ready to blow. Not wanting to lose my fingers like this, I whip it at the bandits. The one with the scar over his missing eye turns, raising a crossbow as he narrows the eye that isn't fucking mulch.

The shield spins and goes wide, ice forming along the cracks before it explodes with enough force to nearly knock me off my feet, shards of ice forming on the trees it blew to pieces and knocked over, keeping them from tumbling. The bandit pulls the trigger as this happens.

And I yell in pain as the bolt hits my shoulder and goes deep, staining my robes red.
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current hp: 600 out of 690
Current mp: 540 out of 580
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"FUCK YOU!" I scream, throwing my arms out as frost crawls over them, the block of ice behind them expanding and stretching to form a dome around all eight of the bandits-
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20 less mp spent due to using a preexisting block of ice

current mp= 480
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"AMBUSH! THEY WALLED US IN WITH SOME KIND OF MAGIC!" the man screams, as he begins to load another bolt "group up and kill these bastards!"

"You will turn to ash and die!" Erret hisses as she joins the fight, by rushing to the choke point I made

What do I do?
[] Help her with that 2d100
[] Call for the others
[] shove a frozen lightning ball into his chest 1d100 -25mp
[] crash the ice dome, with no survivors 1d20+magic -30 mp
[] Rush him, and aim for his arms, trying to chop them off 1d100
[] Whip another piece of vendor trash at them 1d20+magic -40 mp
[] Make a path of ice, and roll down it into them 1d100 -15 mp
[]Form spears on the wall behind them -10 mp
[] write in
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2099834
>[] Call for the others
>[] crash the ice dome, with no survivors 1d20+magic -30 mp
>[]Form spears on the wall behind them -10 mp

Be impaled by the hate of the gods!
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Rolled 79, 56 = 135 (2d100)

>>2099834
>[] Help her with that 2d100
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2099834
>[] shove a frozen lightning ball into his chest 1d100 -25mp
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>>2099842
I'll switch my vote to lightning ball if we need a tie breaker
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>2099834
>>[] shove a frozen lightning ball into his chest 1d100 -25mp

Frozen lighting is weird. Still, hoping to work with lighting since we could probably make superconductive ice. Also, probably would help creating aurora magic?
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>>2099898
>[] Call for the others
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>>2099943
Have a few throw rocks at the bowmen.
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I grab my right arm, the arm which has the arrow stuck in its shoulder. Glaring at the bandit, as Erret goes to try and claim his head for my bandit. He steps back as lighting course down from my blood as it begins to freeze over my wound. The blue bolts swirl down my arm, into my palm, freezing and cracking as they fall into a baseball sized ball. The orb of ice and lightning grows larger and larger, crackling and cracking as it begins to try to merge together, the two kind of magic balking at being forced so close together before with a though I begin to push them together.

"Tell the crone I say hello" I say calmly, as the magic becomes on, a dully glowing whitish blue with frost and lighting running over its surface, one becoming the other as I step forward and rush the fucker. Glad I changed celebrate death to something a little more amusing. Cause I need some catharsis right now!

The bandit yells "Cripes! This one's got a broken head!"

He tries to hit me with his crossbow, as I duck down and shove my hand into his chest the ball of ice and lightning passing through him as I push into it. He howls and screams in pain, dropping his cross bow as Ice spreads, cutting into his flesh and leaving and ugly scar of frostbitten flesh behind it, in the shape of a burst of lighting bolts.

Erret brings her scythe down, digging the dull blade into his shoulder from behind me. The ball begins to vanish behind the sheet of ice covering his stomach, and starts to pop out his back. He's drooling now, but that freezes as the ice creeps up a little higher.

"COME ON! EVERYONE ELSE RUSH!" I scream, before I get cut off by horned bitch tackling me and OH she is definitely tainted! her eyes are blood red! and that's just the white of them! her teeth are like a bare trap and she has furry sort of elven ears and fur growing on her face and neck. The ball of lightning rolls out of the man as Erret looks over to me, and gets smacked by a wooden shield in the hands of the druegar.

"CUNT" He yells "Ah cripes, MARELAN IS DEAD...what a way to, wait did she say everyone!? GROUP UP GROUP UP"
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current mp 455
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"And I'll have the bitch who took him's throat!' the tainted girl growls as she tries to dig her clawed hands into my neck.

"GROUP UP DAMMIT!" the dwarf roars

"WHEN she's dead!" She hisses.

Alright, now I'm really mad! bitch knocked off my top hat!

What do I do?
[]Punch her as hard as I can 1d20+strength
[] HEADBUTT 1d20+ defense
[] Swat her off me with my tail 1d100
[] Stab her with my sword 1d100
[]call my orb back and shove it in HER chest 1d100 -5 mp
[]Give myself some nice ice armor 1d20+magic-50mp
[] Elemental burst (choose an element+ice) 1d20+magic -25mp
[] DEFENSE CURL 1d20+defense x 2
[] I am going to kill you for hitting her
[] Erret, use THAT magic 1d20+her magic
[] write in
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2099994
>[]call my orb back and shove it in HER chest 1d100 -5 mp
>[] I am going to kill you for hitting her
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2099994
>[] I am going to kill you for hitting her
>[]call my orb back and shove it in HER chest 1d100 -5 mp
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2099994
>[] Erret, use THAT magic 1d20+her magic

Well Marelan, looks like we'll be stealing your identity and get free heals when we tell them we were ambushed.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2099994
>[] I am going to kill you for hitting her
>[]call my orb back and shove it in HER chest 1d100 -5 mp
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2099994
>[]call my orb back and shove it in HER chest 1d100 -5 mp

Here goes nothing.
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"I'll" I wheeze, grabbing the bitch who's pounced me's hands to try and keep her from strangling me as I glare at the Druegar who just hit Erret with his shield and threw her to the ground with it "I'll....haaar, Kill...you for that"

"You can't kill him if you aren't breathing from a hole in your neck!" the tainted girl growls, digging her nails into my neck, sharp burning pain running down my spine. It blanks out my head, and for a second everything's white, before my anger reminds me what I wanted to do to this bitch
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current hp: 580 out of 690
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"Shut....the" I say, holding my free hand out as I try to speak through my gritted teeth and crushed throat, stretching out my fingers, my black nails glowing blue as my round ears begin to feel cold from lack of circulation.


This isn't good.

The ball of lightning flies into my hand, and I slap the bandit girl between the tits with it, but the pain just tightens her grip, as ice struggles to grab onto her fur....but lighting does the trick well enough. And burnt fur hold ice much better than the living stuff

BUT I NEED TO GET HER OFF OF ME BEFORE SHE CHOKES ME OUT. Or dies and gets stuck to me! I hate thinking about either of those.

"Who the hell dares to hurt Blackinoir's friends!" I hear black scream "FEEL THE BLACK FURY!"

roll 1d20+ str.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2100134
Yup
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2100134
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2100134
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2100134
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Finally some more back up. Now at least I know if I get choked out she isn't going to fucking kill me...I hope. But I refuse to go down like this, even if it isn't fatal! its humiliating and, well everyone knows you never back a clever magic user into a corner, cause then you'll get fucked. CASE IN POINT.

"THE FUCK UP!" I finish yelling as I press my hand against her chest as hard as I can and try to stand, but she's heavier than a sack of fucking bricks and just keeps tightening her grip as she foams at the mouth from the fact I just shoved a ball of frozen plasma into her chest around where her heart should be. Hope it fucking bursts you cunt!.

Gripping her by her wrist, my head is filled with pure, concentrated rage and the will to live. pushing my tail against her legs I trip her and manage to start to lift her off of me. Her eyes are dripping with blood like tears, ice crawling over her chest and turning red.

"Unhand my master" erret says, sounding more than a little concussed, as I faintly see what I think is Black and Steve rushing in and....is that greenbean? "I may be as damned as you, but unlike you"

I push the bandit so she's standing, twitching as she struggles to dig her fingers deeper into my throat. I begin stand my self, struggling to breath, my lungs are on fire.

"I still have a human heart" Erret finishes, as I see the dull flash of her rusted blade. Doesn't matter how this girl dies, cause she's nearly dead already. Having a fucking basketball sized ball of lightning and ice will do that to most people.

What do I do?
[] Push the girl away and let Erret finish her, joining the fight proper
[] Freeze the bitch solid and shatter her 1d20+magic -30 mp
[] Gut her with my serrated blade 1d100
[] SOME HELP OVER HERE PLEASE
[] try to lift the bandit and toss her towards the others 1d20+str
[]See how she likes being choked 1d20+str
[]write in
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2100250
>[] Freeze the bitch solid and shatter her 1d20+magic -30 mp


Make the others from her group watch
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>>2100250
>[] Push the girl away and let Erret finish her, joining the fight proper
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2100250
>[] try to lift the bandit and toss her towards the others 1d20+str
>[] Push the girl away and let Erret finish her, joining the fight proper

Need bodies for Erret.
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>>2100250
>[] Push the girl away and let Erret finish her, joining the fight proper
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With some effort, I pry her fingers off of my neck and out of my throat and push her away with the other hand, still struggling to breath as I hold on to my bleeding throat. Turning away from her as she struggles to stay on her feet, so she can no doubt throw herself at me, I turn to the chaos that I've just noticed to my right. Everything is still a little fuzzy but I can see the remaining bandits are trying to gang up on the trio of idiots who got here first. Six against three....not really pretty odds, especially for dumbasses like greenbean.

What do I do?
[] Create an ice slice under the bandits 1d20+magic -20 mp
[] Rush up, hold up my shield and swing my demon tooth blade down at one of the bandit's necks 1d100
[] Toss a skull behind the bandits, and explosive sacrifice it 1d100 -40 mp
[] Make TWO lightning orbs, and just throw myself at the group of bandits 1d20+magic -50 mp
[] roll up through the gap between Black and GB, and try to cripple one of the bandits with a chop to the knee 1d100
[] Erret don't play around, help me help them 2d100
[]Use my ice magic someway else (how)
[]Tell the rando's to throw rocks at the bandits 1d100
[] write in
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>2100391
>[] Rush up, hold up my shield and swing my demon tooth blade down at one of the bandit's necks 1d100
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2100391
>[] Rush up, hold up my shield and swing my demon tooth blade down at one of the bandit's necks 1d100
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2100391
>[] Rush up, hold up my shield and swing my demon tooth blade down at one of the bandit's necks 1d100
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>2100414
Meant to roll this
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>2100391
>[]Tell the rando's to throw rocks at the bandits 1d100
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>2100391
>>[] Rush up, hold up my shield and swing my demon tooth blade down at one of the bandit's necks 1d100
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The world is still fuzzy and more than a bit wobbly, but I still now what I need to do even though my head feels more than a little scrambled right now. Lifting my dented shield up, and my tail to so I don't trip on it while still a little choke drunk, I charge towards the ball of bandits that is currently trying to pull the three dumbasses into itself to turn them in some choice cuts of meat because they didn't wait for the ten or so other people we brought along like fucking retards. A blade or maybe an axe bounces off of it and makes my arm feel like jelly as Black or was it Steve? Push against me. Despite that distraction, I still bring my demon tooth blade arcing down into the Iron Druegar's neck. Doesn't cut deep enough to kill the bastard in one hit, but hey its serrated for a reason. Namely so I can make this bitch bleed out for what he did to Erret.

Pull my blade free, and leaving a nasty, gaping red river on the fucker's neck, someone stab's me in the side as the Druegar gets a gladius to the gut, but some how keeps standing. The dwarf looking fellow holds his gut, trying to keep himself in as I hear a few more boots rushing behind me.
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Hp remaining: 500 out 690
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What do I do?
[]Stab the Druegar in the hole in his stomach 1d100
[] Pull the ice wall closer to the bandit's backs -15 mp
[] Give the people fighting with me ice armor 1d20+magic -50 mp per armor made
[]Toss a lightning ball behind the bandits 1d20+magic -25 mp
[] Shove my shield in a bandit's face, and chop chop 1d100
[]ALL RIGHT, ALL TOGETHER NOW (Attack the bandit's as a focused group) 4d100
[] Call an acidic shower down on the bandits 1d20+magic -30mp
[] Grab some vendor trash out of my band and roll it under the bandit's after explosive sacrificing it 1d20+magic -40 mp per item used
[] summon spikes on the ice wall -10 mp
[] write in
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2100549
>[]Stab the Druegar in the hole in his stomach 1d100
>[] summon spikes on the ice wall -10 mp

>"NOBODY hurts my friend motherfucker"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2100549
>[]Stab the Druegar in the hole in his stomach 1d100
>[] Pull the ice wall closer to the bandit's backs -15 mp
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2100549
>[] Shove my shield in a bandit's face, and chop chop 1d100
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>2100549
>[]Stab the Druegar in the hole in his stomach 1d100
>[] Pull the ice wall closer to the bandit's backs -15 mp
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2100549
>[]Stab the Druegar in the hole in his stomach 1d100
>[] Pull the ice wall closer to the bandit's backs -15 mp
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>>2100580
>69
Stabs lewdly
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>>2100592
>Errat blushes at how well you stab him
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Keeping my shield high, I begin to try and work the magic I'm still learning to use into it, basically just trying to force my plans for it from my mind and into reality with it. It isn't a science like normal spells and magic after all, so I have to get a little creative I think. Not sure how it works, but I at least know how to call it forth. But it works, my shield lets out a dim blue tinted white glow along the marks of the seven as frost crawls out of them and my fingers. And with the sound of a knife being dragged through gravel, the wall of ice moves forward, carving a path through the dry ground as it presses itself against that bandits and pushes them forward. Not much, can't even been sure it was a foot, but it throws them off and cuts off any maneuvering or regrouping they can do without getting through us.

The druegar though manages better than his friends cause of course he does, and tries to strike me with his axe the second he realize I'm the one push him. So I stab my sword through the hole in his gut as his axe bounces off my scales, still hurts but it doesn't make me bleed.
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490 hp
435 mp
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Life begins to fade from his eyes as I kick him off of my blade, and spit "Shouldn't have hurt my friend, you cunt" At him as he hits the ground to bleed out or get trampled by his friends. Now the bandits are outnumbered, since the rest of the group is here. Though Greenbean's gotten a rather nasty cut on his face and chest and black's been stabbed a few times.

What do I do?
[] FORM UP, PUSH THEM IN TO THE WALL! (and cover it in spikes) 1d20+str, -25 mp
[] Walk forward, holding my shield up and swinging at the bandits as they attack me
[] Push some ice into my sword and swing it at them 1d100 -30 mp
[]Freeze the ground under them, to make them slip 1d20+ magic -10 mp
[] GET away from me! (elemental burst) 1d20+magic -25 mp (what element + ice)
[] ERRET, TO ME! We are their deaths! 2d100
[] BLACK, GREEN, RETREAT
[] write in
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2100675
>[] FORM UP, PUSH THEM IN TO THE WALL! (and cover it in spikes) 1d20+str, -25 mp
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2100675
>[] FORM UP, PUSH THEM IN TO THE WALL! (and cover it in spikes) 1d20+str, -25 mp

Well, hopefully everyone got some exp from that, makes things easier next round.
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>>2100697
>[] BLACK, GREEN, RETREAT
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2100675
>[] FORM UP, PUSH THEM IN TO THE WALL! (and cover it in spikes) 1d20+str, -25 mp
>[] BLACK, GREEN, RETREAT
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2100675
>[] FORM UP, PUSH THEM IN TO THE WALL! (and cover it in spikes) 1d20+str, -25 mp
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2100675
>[] FORM UP, PUSH THEM IN TO THE WALL! (and cover it in spikes) 1d20+str, -25 mp
>[] BLACK, GREEN, RETREAT
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>>2100705
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"FORM UP, PUSH THEM INTO THE WALL" I Say, focusing on the ice wall past the remaining bandits, the ice cracking as spears, spikes and shards of it push forward forming a nice little fuck you to these bandit bastards. Going to turn them into swish cheese with this.

Black grins, holding up his two hander sword with both hands as steve grabs the druegar's shield and slams it into one of the other bandits. And green, the idiot just fucking shoulder charges one of them like a linebacker. This isn't football you dumbass! Shaking my head, I step up as I notice Erret pushing the haft of her scythe against one of the bandits. Guess I'll help her with that. So stepping to the left, I raise my shield and slam it against the bandit's covered face
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20+1= great success
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Nearly breaking his wooden, half wolf faced mask with my shield, making him trip and stumble back into the wall, getting impaled straight through the shoulder, arm and stomach. Poor bastard is still alive. Black toss his bandit and that poor fucker gets it to his legs. Steve shoves his in the wall, but doesn't go all the way, leaving the bandit to scream as he tries to not fall back on the razor sharp, and growing spears of ice stabbing into him. And jackass weeb nearly impales himself as he tackles the bandit he chose into the wall, killing him but getting his arm fucked up by one of the spikes to.

He pulls back, yowling in pain as Black and steve pant.

"Excellent plan my master, pen them in then crush them" Erret says with a smile and black eye....I do mean it literally since it is is a pitch black bruise around her eye, so its pretty literal.

"BLACK, GREEN" I shout as I turn to the one bandit who isn't stuck to the wall suffering horribly as they deserve for hurting me and my friend....still pending on blackinoir and definitely on green "RETREAT"

"But there's only one left!" Green whines

"WE CAN TAKE HIM!" Black roars as I turn to glare at them

"the three other's can still fucking attack, and you're bleeding like stuck pigs" I say, coldly with a quiet anger "retreat, now. We have enough to finish them off without you"

"Oh fuck me i'll kill all of you!" the last bandit says, reaching for his belt

"TAINT!" Erret screams, as he grabs a bottle, her eyes filling with stars as she just plain looks disgusted "DON'T DON'T DO THAT TO YOURSELF"

What do i do?
[] Fucking tackle him 1d20+str
[] Toss a spear of ice at him 1d100 -40 mp
[]Throw and exploding skull at him 1d20+magic -40 mp
[] Crush the other bandits by dropping the wall on them -20 mp
[] Run up, and try to bat it out of his hand and break his hand 1d100
[] Chop his fucking arm off 1d100
[] Erret, disarm him 1d100
[] LIGHTNING BALL DOWN THE THROAT 1d100 -25 mp
[] EVERYONE DOGPILE HIM 5d100
[] write in

Going to get some grub with my dad since he promised me chicken wings if I unclogged his shower
I'll be right back, not sure how long it'll take but shouldn't be more than an hour/ two
AND I will run for several hours afterwards
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>>2100826
Also may run an extra session tomorrow/ before next weeks line up

But yeah
just a quick food break
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>>2100835
AND IF it does take longer I'll say so from my phone so you don't think I died choking on a chicken bone or something
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>2100826
>[] Chop his fucking arm off 1d100
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>2100826
>[] Toss a spear of ice at him 1d100 -40 mp
PIN HIS ARM
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>>2100826
>[] Crush the other bandits by dropping the wall on them -20 mp


It's the safest bet, and we can loot them after we wave the ice away
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2100876
And I just realized I'm an idiot and the Taint will still get in all their corpses

>>[] Toss a spear of ice at him 1d100 -40 mp
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2100826
>[] Toss a spear of ice at him 1d100 -40 mp
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Hm here, after wings my pop decided to get some ice cream and dragged me to with him. So I'll be a bit longer.

Sorry
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>>2101372
Not long mind you. I'll be back very soon. Just a detour really
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>>2101407
Aaaand now he's driving a homeless woman where she needs to go. Bless his heart but lll be Gone a bit longer. Not sure how long but I'll keep you updated . Sorry again
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>>2101436
And we're shopping for the homeless woman since some cunt stole her shoes, now.
Will comment when I'm heading home after this adventure
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>>2101600
You and your dad are really good people HM, be proud of that and take all the time you need
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>>2101608
Thanks. The homeless woman is also pretty old, so it'd be wrong not to help since it's winter now. Wouldn't be right to not help.
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>>2101657
Very true. You're doing the right thing, and that's all that really matters. Feels good HM, you've earned it
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>>2101667
And old lady is safely driven around and has been bought replacement shoes and temporary glasses ( cunt stole them with her shoes, fucking evil as shit imo) and some other things she needed.

Lovely old woman. Any ways coming home now, sorry it took almost 4 hours, but honestly how could I have predicted I'd go on this adventure while getting some chicken wings. I'll be back soon
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>>2101837
You did good HM, you did good. Hope she stays warm, and you guys have a safe drive back
>>
And I am back
any still here? Caught up?

writing btw.

What an adventure that was
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>>2101880
I'm still here, tired but still here. I'm also in my phone because reasons, so my votes will look weird again
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>>2101880
I'm here
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>>2101880
Still here, but unsure for how much longer
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https://youtu.be/OvoTwgucSr4
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Time slows down, and I suddenly can feel everything, see everything happening as the world as a whole slows down. The dull pain in my side, shoulder and neck. The feeling of the ice that's frozen over my wounds to keep me from bleeding. the biting cold from the walls of ice all around us, the pained groans and wails of the bandits stuck to it falling into rythme with my own thumping heart and unever breath. I can hear Erret's scythe moving to stop this idiot from turning himself into a monster. I can see said idiot raising his hand up to his mouth, the bottle of liquid taint sloshing around like a watered down syrup or ink. Black specks floating in a sea of purple.

Reacting without really thinking about it, I raise my sword hand in the air, icy air flowing up to it and turning to a ball of magic, that stretched and flattens into a spear or javelin of ice that moves like water. Stepping forward for the pitch, I chuck it like a homerunner. And it does not disapoint in the slightest. As time begins to move right again, the bandit's legs lift off the ground as the spear impacts his chest. The sucking wound it leaves freezes as he lets go of the small vial of taint. Erret's head snaps to it fast, as the rest of the world still moves like molasses.

is....is she going to try and grab it!? it could break! then she'd be.

No, alright she's too nice to suffer more than she should

What do I do?
[] freeze it! 1d20+magic -100 mp
[] Catch it! 1d20+dex
[] HOMERUN IT 1d100
[] let her grab it
[] Throw my open, bottomless pack at it 1d100
[] write in

>>2101887
>>2101895
>>2101896
good, sorry about the delay again
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2101901
>[] freeze it! 1d20+magic -100 mp
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2101901
Freeze it
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2101901
>[] freeze it! 1d20+magic -100 mp
Erret Nooooo
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2101901
>[] freeze it! 1d20+magic -100 mp
I'm going to regret checking one more time before sleeping, aren't I?
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>>2101934
the opposite of pic related
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>>2101934
We should save it to identify what exactly it is, just to be sure what we're up against.
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>>2101934
Well I certainly won't, good job anon
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Current mp 395- 100= 295 out of 580
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She moves slowly, like a marionette puppet, her limbs moving almost robotically as she tries to position herself top catch the small vial of taint currently soaring through the air and bubbling and almost boiling like its trying to escape from the glass confines its set in. Holding my shield hand out, I reach towards it as Erret dives for it. I know what she's doing. She's done things like this before. She loves me nearly unconditionally, like a puppy. She looks up to me because I saved her and haven't turned her away for what she is. That's why she doesn't want me to suffer her fate! that's why she's always trying to protect me from any sort of exposure to taint. And that's also why she does it for other's as well, and warns all who will listen when she senses it. She's suffered for years because she's tainted, and being the good girl she is doesn't want others to go through the same. And I am the reason for this, I made her like this. and this wordless, unspoken guilt is the deepest I've ever felt.

Not that I often feel guilty about what I do, and fuck those who say that makes me a bitch! I mean it does but....its all in good fun you pussies.

But with those thoughts in my mind, I lift my hand up, a pillar of blue ice flowing from the earth like a geyser, freezing as it hit the air. It wrapped around the vial like a hand as Erret stopped and watched it.

My blood ran cold as I saw the vial had cracked, on its on. And knowing what I do about the lore on taint....corruption....the liquid sin of man the vilest plague whatever you fucking call that shit, it did do it by itself to try and corrupt poor little Erret further.

The cunt.

I sigh, seeing that the danger is gone. Erret looks around and smiles.

"You read my mind master, thank you" She says with an awkward cursty

"Ah! are you guys alright?" the cat girl asks as she finally comes up "I was just making sure I had enough healing and magic potions for everyone while I was....HENJI ARE YOU OKAY!?"

"oh its nothing, just a few scars of battle and"

What do I do?
[] Scold erret
[] hug erret
[] finish off the last three bandits (how?)
[] Can I have those potions?
[]Inspect the vial of taint
[] see if that jackass who tried drinking the fucking taint is still alive
[] Erret? could you raise the dead? 1d20+her magic
[] write in
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>>2101966
>[] Scold erret
>[] hug erret
>[]Inspect the vial of taint
>[] see if that jackass who tried drinking the fucking taint is still alive
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>>2101966
>[] Scold erret
>[] hug erret
>Make sure Erret is okay, check her clack eye and any other injuries
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>>2101938
Yo HM. Is there like a labaryth spirit summons? Originally being just a helpful dungeon mapping thing. Now, being able to make a simple maze that we can abuse to connect our main home to any other place we like using some item or ritual?
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>>2101976
labaryth ?
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>>2101966
> hug Errat

> hug Errat forever

> impale the still living bandit assholes on the spikes, after looting everything of value from them

> see if anyone is up for some psychological warfare, and try to pose the corpses around the strongholds entrance, as close to it as we can without getting caught
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>>2101975
>clack eye
Black eye*
Rip proofreading
>>
Good night anons

>>2101978
This tablet didnt learn to spell check labyrinth
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>>2101986
So do you mean a spirit of labyrinth's or similar or...what?
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>>2101987
Can't think anymore. It's pretty much a puzzle element that keeps repeating places until you solve the puzzle. I guess it's much a dungeon maker thinking over it somehow. Probably a dumb idea, but felt like asking.
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I raise my hand, and stop myself from slapping her for being stupid, but the look I give her get my meaning across. She looks away shamefully, not saying a word as I grab her shoulders and make her look me in the eyes.

"What were you trying to do just now? You know what would happen to you if you caught that, if it broke in your hand. It'd progress your..."I say pausing to try to find the right word as she shrinks down "Your affliction. Do you have any idea how much danger you just put yourself in Erret? How close you came to further damning yourself? If that touched your hand you were going to be tortured by it you know? You idiot!"

"I was just trying to protect you"She says, quietly, nearly squeaking as she tries to force herself to look me in the eyes, nearly crying "I just wanted to protect you, Lady Belua"

"Don't be reckless, Erret" I say, pulling her into a hug "we protect each other, but don't ever go that far for my sake again, I don't want to see you suffer like that ever"

"And I don't want to see you learn what it feels like, this suffering" She says softly as I begin to set her back down from the bear hug I just gave her

"so are you two like' Elrond begins to ask

"Master and loyal servant?" Erret asks innocently

"I don't think that's what he meant" Black says with a disgusted glance at Elrond

"Dude come on" steve says, just slowly shaking his head

"Pervert" Greenbean says accusingly

"ECHI!' the catgirl yells, pointing at me.

"I meant mother and!" Elrond yells, before he groans and slumps over

"Oh just kill us" one of the bandits sigh

"I'll RIP ALL YOUR FUCKING THROATS OUT!" another yells

"L...let us go! we..we can pay you!" the last cries like a bitch

"Oh....no, I only have enough potions to heal us up now, and that's only just enough" Cat girl says sadly "We won't have any healing for the battle"

I try to stop myself from screaming why does no one play fucking healer anymore.

What do I do?
[] oblige the first bandit
[] tease/insult elrond
[] heal up and head to the fort
[]disguise some of us (who) as bandits before we head out
[] raise the bandits as zombies
[] Grab their loot for explosion fodder
[] make sure no one died
[] Scold Black, green and steve for being fucking morons. Godammit I like two thirds of you
[] write in

>>2102003
I like the idea
if you can find one and contract it sure
In fact i know where one could be now, with a plan I already had
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>>2102008
> kill the remaining bandits

> loot them for explosives

> heal up and continue onward

> raise them and send them in front of the main group

> scold the idiots

> hug Errat again just to be safe
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>>2102008
>] make sure no one died
>[] Scold Black, green and steve for being fucking morons. Godammit I like two thirds of you
>[] tease/insult elrond
>[] Grab their loot for explosion fodder
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>>2102008
>[] oblige the first bandit
>[] Grab their loot for explosion fodder
>[] make sure no one died
>[] Scold Black, green and steve for being fucking morons. Godammit I like two thirds of you
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>>2102008
>[] heal up and head to the fort
>[] Grab their loot for explosion fodder
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"Okay, we'll finish off these three, give the potions to who needs them and then head out to the fort after looting the dead so I can even more things to blow up" I say, clapping my hands together as Erret follows behind me, smiling happily as she ever does when she's around me, especially times like this when I'm particularly nice to her "Don't care who does it, though I'd like a hand in it personally....oh and before we start to do all of this, I have something to say to you black, Steve"

I pause, frowning deeper as I look at greenbean

"Green" I say, grimacing as he tries to correct me before realizing I don't care about it "You are fucking Morons and before you try to defend yourselves by saying you were coming to help us. First me and erret can handle ourselves, and second the bandits were being pussies! there was no reason to face fucking six of them with just three of you! do you have a death wish or something? You jackass! Have some common sense goddamit! I like two thirds of you"

"Who are...oh yeah" Steve says with a smug smirk as Black crosses his arms and grumbles

"Maybe I...I was bottled up alright" He says darkly before he laughs

"YOU WERE IN TROUBLE!" Green yells as I smile and swing my tail around

"And I got out of it" I say dully "Look I may think you're a fucking moron Henji, but I don't want to see you die because of it unless you do a flip when you do alright? So if you have steam to blow off, fuck up these last three bandits, Alright"

"And thanks for the potions strawberry" I say, deciding I'm calling all of Henji's band of fruits and near vegetables names that fit them, cause why the fuck shouldn't I "and try to keep mr jenkins here alive"

".....Were you a mother?" Black asks slowly "you know in real"

"Oh no no no" I laugh

"SHE'S TOO YOUNG!" Erret yells, protectively in an odd way

"I'd kill myself if she was"Elrond says, deadly serious

I chuckle as Erret glares at him

"Why is he being so rude all of a sudden?"She asks, with an angry frown. I just shrug

"Once we're done here, come on. Don't need to leave Oda in the frying pan" I say casually as I sit down to chug my potions and

FUCK WHY DO THEY TASTE SO FUCKING BAD?!?!
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Now before we end
Erret has reached level 3

[]assign 3 attribute points

and
[] Level up reaper
[] Level up an existing class (including maid)
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>>2102059
Reaper, time to give best girl a few more corpse based tricks, and lifesteal
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>>2102059
1 Dex 1 speed 1 Def
>Level of Maid
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>>2102059
>Reaper
Is this a different class than her existing 2 levels of Reaver?
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>>2102065
Forgot the attribute points

>1 Dex 1 speed 1 Def
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>>2102078
>Is this a different class than her existing 2 levels of Reaver?

No Its the same one still
the upgraded form is crypt magus
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>>2102065
She already has life steal, but will learn new corpse based tricks ya know....if she ever uses that power
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>>2102085
Fair enough, sorry I'm tired as hell right now
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>>2102083
Well since it appears no one else is going to vote I'll change my class pick to another level of Reaver/Reaper then to break the tie
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>>2102147
Alright
I'll update the sheet and then we'll end
I''ve archived
sorry for the short/cut short thread
but hey what can you do when you get thrown a curve ball?
may run an extra session of this later though
Not tommorrow but before next weeks line up if I do
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>>2102153
Thanks for Running HM
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>>2102160
thANKS for sticking around
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>>2102153
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running.
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Thanks for writing HM~
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>>2102153
Future ideas:

Nailbomb. Why waste a perfectly good sacrifice explosion, without first wrapping it in shards of shit to blast out around it.

Also we should get wossername "I'm too good for this shit" to come take care of that frozen vial of taint, and furthermore find out where some random jackoff bandit got it from.




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