>>2137589
Woop

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At the end of our last thread, Tsuki and her Father Yoru Norihime were visiting the Hyuuga estate on business- to gain Hiashi's support in the Hokage selection process, and possibly even more. Speaking with the Lord of the Hyuuga proved to be a bit more daunting than initially anticipated, but after an initial blunder, Tsuki deftly navigated her way through the conversation. Now, let us return!!

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“That was part of the plan.” You say with a small smirk.

“Although, not all of it. Initially my family and I opted to keep knowledge of the ability I possess close to our chest- we were unsure of what it was capable of. Frankly, it took time to practice and utilize; that secrecy bore fruit when time for the exams came, as people didn’t know what to expect. Such things must be handled with care; this too is my responsibility to my family and to Konoha at large.” You explain.

That’s why you brand your branch members and strictly monitor them, right Hiashi?

The urge to say it is tantalizing. But you won’t. Not yet, at least.

“In this, we agree. Powerful techniques are a double-edged blade; if they are freely taken or copied, they will do as much harm to us as good. Some shinobi families would do well to exercise more caution.” He says, looking out over the crowd of gathered Hyuuga.

Caution, huh? You’d wager it’s more about control, but at the same time, he isn’t incorrect. The idea of enemy shinobi having access to your Stellar abilities isn’t something you’d really thought much about- and admittedly it isn’t a pleasant idea

[HIASHI OPINION +1]

It’s at this point, father returns.

“Sorry for the absence! Hopefully my daughter hasn’t talked your ear off, Lord Hiashi!”

Hardly. If anything, we didn’t get to talk enough….

“Nothing of the sort. Lady Tsuki was simply humoring me with a bit a conversation.” Hiashi replies.

“Speaking of which- if you don’t mind, she’ll be sitting in on our business later. If you don’t mind, of course.” Father puts forward.

Hiashi gives you a hard look. His face would be almost impassive, if not for the slightly raised eyebrow.

“....Very well then. She’s quite capable- I can see where it comes from, now.” He says after appraising you.

“It’s all from her mother, I assure you.” Father responds, giving the Lord of the Hyuuga his winning Norihime smile.

[HIASHI’S OPINION MEETS THE REQUIREMENT TO PROCEED TO THE NEXT STAGE!]

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After father’s return, the dinner proceeds much as it did before, being a consummately boring affair. Eventually a second course is served; and while the food is delicious, you find it rather difficult to focus on the food.

You have a lot riding on the results of your negotiation with Hiashi- and by extension, the rest of the Hyuuga clan. So far, the Head of the Hyuuga has lived up to his reputation, being a gracious host to you and your father. However, beneath the smiles and meaningless platitudes, you can see the steel in the man. He’s clearly of a sharp, if somewhat traditional, mind- and his stubbornness is well known. You aren’t as worried about gaining his temporary allegiance, but rather the long term implications of the deal. In the end, you may need to take this slower than you initially expected.

Next to you, father sighs in contentment. “Nothing compares to a traditional meal, especially after spending so much time in the Capital.”

His raised voice serves it’s purpose, and you listen in.

“Surely a man of your means can have his choice of fine dining in that metropolis, no?” Hiashi says with undercurrent of amusement.

“Indeed- and the Daimyo’s personal kitchens aren’t to be sold short; but I was born and raised in Konoha, after all. A mixture of excellent food, good company and the nostalgia of returning home blends together into a wonderful experience.” Father explains, leaning into the back of his chair.

Hiashi smiles.

“I’m glad you are enjoying yourself. When I opened my home to your daughter and yourself, I wished for nothing more than for both to be able to relax, to feel as welcome as you would in your own home. I can only only hope the rest of Konoha is able to be open-hearted in these trying times.” Hiashi says, looking over the gathered clansman.

“We have something of the kind in mind- but that can wait until our dinner is finished.” Father adds.

“I’m sure you do- both of you.” Hiashi chuckles. “But, if you’ll excuse me, I need to see to our gathered clansman; I am the host, after all.”

“Of course. We’ll be here when you are finished.” Father responds.


With a quick nod to you both, the leader of the Hyuuga rises and begins a slow meander across the dining hall, making conversation with his clansmen.

"Enjoying yourself, Tsuki? The night has just begun, after all." Father says with a telltale wink.
You respond-

1. Positively. You're ready for the negotiations to come.

2. Impassively. You may need more of his assistance than you initially thought.

>>2137649
>2. Impassively. You may need more of his assistance than you initially thought.

>>2137649
>1. Positively. You're ready for the negotiations to come.

>>2137649
>1. Positively. You're ready for the negotiations to come.

>>2137649
1. Positively. You're ready for the negotiations to come.

>>2137649
>1. Positively. You're ready for the negotiations to come.
Though his assistance will be appreciated, of course.

Hey Wargle, how bad were the infections? I hope you're alright now.
What did you think of the MHW demo?

>>2137649
>1. Positively. You're ready for the negotiations to come.

>>2137649
>1. Positively. You're ready for the negotiations to come.

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>>2137670
Not the worst I've ever been- but even now, I can't really hear out of my right ear. Double ear infections and an upper respiratory infection combined basically just left me drained, and it took forever to truly clear up. But, it's mostly gone now, and I only have a coughing fit once in a great while.

tl dr; I'll be alright.

MHW was fun as hell. Even if I had to turn in game voices off so tutorial girl didn't aggregate me too much. :^)

>>2137649
>1. Positively. You're ready for the negotiations to come.
The Hyuuga are always aware of how we behave. Can't show weakness when we're about to negotiate, even when they seem distracted.

Positivity!

Writing.

damn, it's for am here, If when I wake up the thread is still running, I'll gladly join.

>>2137776
go to bed cunt. We'll see ye when you're up.

So can we remember we are meant to be ruthless and all about preserving the Leaf. These are Hyuga so all about bloodline protection, long term goals and saying one thing while doing another

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“Of course! Like you said- great food with good company makes for a cozy environment. If I’ve been quiet, it’s merely because I’ve been going over things mentally. I look forward to our after-dinner business.” You answer.

Father gives you a look you can’t quite read- then smothers it with a smile.

“Indeed? Either way, you’ll be the star of the show, my dear. This is, at it’s core, your plan- and your initiative.”


The weight of his expectations is palpable; and while you’ve never had much issue meeting them before, you cannot help but feel a slight jump in your stomach.


Don’t disappoint me; this is what that look means.

Any gaffs on your part will reflect poorly not just on yourself, but on father doubly so. Blundered negotiations might have wider reaching consequences, as well.


But instead of breaking under his gaze, you steadfastly return it.

You’re ready.

You’ll have to be.

You return his smile- and that, at least, seems to satisfy him.


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Once Hiashi returns to his seat, the dinner begins to draw to a close. Serving staff appears from the kitchen accessway to collect utensils, and after a few moments various Hyuuga approach the table in an orderly fashion, thanking the Lord Hyuuga for the meal. Again Hiashi plays the gracious host, returning the respect shown without any of the deference.

If nothing else, the ceremony of it all amuses you. All the moving parts and actors, each playing their role without question, no matter what differences in opinions or motivations exist among the clan. Such things are not shown to outsiders, after all.


Eventually, once this new display has ended and everyone has taken their seats, Hiashi rises to dismiss them. Once dismissed, the hall itself empties out rather quickly.

“We shall retire to one of our meeting rooms momentarily- I thank you both for your patience. Certain traditions call to be upheld when the majority of the clan gathers in one place.” Hiashi explains.

It strikes you as tedious, but at the same time, such are the responsibilities of those who lead the larger clans. You can only imagine how Sasuke manages, with the Uchiha being just as large as the Hyuuga are.

You suppress a grimace.


At this point, you notice Hinata and her sister Hanabi rise from their seats, thanking their father for the meal. Hinata’s eyes meet yours, though you don’t gather much from her expression. You’ll probably need to do a bit of explaining to your friend- although you aren’t really sure how much she should know. For now, anyway.


“Hinata. Our guests and myself will be retiring to discuss clan business; in due time I would like you to attend such meetings along with me. It is imperative that you learn to navigate the world of clan politics as young Tsuki has. Do your best to follow your teammate’s example.” Hiashi says, dismissing his daughters.

“Of course, father. I look forward to it.” She responds impassively.

>>2137803
>can we remember we are meant to be ruthless and all about preserving the Leaf
I think we are we haven't even had people try to moralfag for a while.

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Once the girls head off from the table, Hiashi turns back to both you and father.

“We’ll head to the meeting room now- please, follow me.”

Both of you rise, following the Hyuuga clan head’s lead.

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The two of you are lead from the dining hall, down a large central hallway, and eventually through several simple rooms with traditional aesthetics, before one sliding door gives way to a larger room with spartan decorations and several simple pillows for sitting.

“I prefer the first of our two negotiation rooms, which contains an open air garden- sadly it’s a bit too cold to conduct business there currently. I hope this meets expectations?” Hiashi reports, closing the door behind you as you enter.


“This shall be perfect, no worries!” Father responds, idly looking about the room as he walks slowly to the prepared seat.

You follow behind, selecting the pillow to his immediate left. Hiashi takes the seat across from the both of you, settling in with practiced comfort. His pale irises pan from your father to yourself, slowly- before the veins on the sides of his head bulge with increased bloodflow.

“Byakugan!” You hear him murmur- before the veins recede as quickly as the appeared.


“Don’t mind me-” He says with an easy smile. “Just making sure we didn’t have any uninvited guests.”

The power of the Hyuuga’s Byakugan- to see nearly perfectly in a 360-degree field of vision around themselves, and sense chakra, to boot. Hiashi was likely able to see every person within this wing of the complex with his Dojutsu.

“Handy. We usually rely on a more traditional approach, but this fits us just fine.” Father says with amusement. “Shall we begin?”


[Negotiation!]

[When dealing with someone at or above your charismatic ability, a simple charisma check will not suffice to make them see your side. Instead, the conversation will go forward in it’s entirety, and the choices you make will affect that person’s opinion of you- or the faction or idea you are representing. When reaching a suitable level positive or negative opinion, the conversation will take a positive or negative turn- allowing to verbally go in for the kill- or try desperately to save your floundering negotiation. It’s back, by popular demand! Let’s see how low we can go, shall we? :^).]

[Hiashi's Current Opinion: +3]


You...


1. Take the lead, introducing the topic at hand.

2. Let Father take the lead, letting him initiate discussion.

3. Wait and see if Hiashi will initiate discussion.

>>2137921
>2. Let Father take the lead, letting him initiate discussion.
Hiashi is a traditionalist. He'll listen to the introduction better if the Father is the one explaining it, not someone he's comparing constantly to his own disappointmentHinata.

>>2137921
>1. Take the lead, introducing the topic at hand.
As the person trying to make the deal its on us to start the negotiation.

>>2137921
1. Take the lead, introducing the topic at hand.
Gotta show strength, show that we aren't just parroting our father's intentions.

>>2137821
The general compromise is getting ROOT reinstated under the supervision of the Hokage. Danzo reassumes his latitude to strengthen Konoha's military and political might, while the Hokage (hopefully Tsunade) will balance him out and keep him from trying to go full tyrant, as that's one of the main things that screwed over ROOT, both in this timeline and in canon.

>>2137921
>2. Let Father take the lead, letting him initiate discussion.

Our father is the head of our family. They must open the negotiations. We will then take centre stage when he defers to us to explain our plan.

>>2137929
>is getting ROOT reinstated under the supervision of the Hokage
Literally pointless and makes the entire idea of ROOT a moot point.

>>2137921
2. Let Father take the lead, letting him initiate discussion
It's generally traditional for the heads to discuss and then our father will say we have something to put forward.

Leaving him to start is rude, us starting is disrespectful

>>2137929
Root must remain independent to do its job

>>2137921
>2. Let Father take the lead, letting him initiate discussion.

>>2137927
>>2137921
Switching over to 2 instead of 1

>>2137921
>2. Let Father take the lead, letting him initiate discussion

>>2137921
>2. Let Father take the lead, letting him initiate discussion.
We will have our time to suprise or underhand him. And hes a bit of a prude as well. No need to be seen as unseemly.

Letting Father take the lead.

Writing!

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“Of course. Please proceed.” Hiashi says calmly.

Best to let Father start off- it’s what Hiashi will expect, and you don’t wish to offend the Hyuuga elder by speaking out of turn.

“Very well. As you well know, our home is in a state of turmoil- the shinobi world is in chaos in the aftermath of the attack. The Kazekage is dead; our own Hokage has vanished, and the other three Shinobi Nations have already begun their maneuvering. Konohagakure is adrift at sea with no rudder; and while reconstruction has begun, it has been due to the efforts of men like ourselves that it does so. In the near month that the Lord Fourth has been gone, with no successor appointed, it has been a miracle that no other nations have capitalized on our weakness. It was with that in mind that the Daimyo of our Land of Fire has called upon us to elect a new Hokage.” Father announces, beginning the negotiation by setting the story straight. So that you will begin from the same logical point, you suspect.


“Indeed, all you have said is true. I admit the thought of another attack has been foremost in my mind; no doubt our village’s enemies scheme relentlessly to take advantage of this weakness.” Hiashi responds with a nod. None of this is news to him, obviously.


“As such, the choice of who to lead us comes to the surface; and after cursory inquiry, it appears opinions on the matter vary greatly. This something that my daughter and I believe must be rectified- when the time for the election comes, there must be no question of who holds power. A contentious election only serves to weaken us further in this time of chaos. The Daimyo agrees with this assessment. To that end, we have discussed at length the options before us, and we believe that there is a clear solution.” Father continues.


“A fair assessment. It would be preferable if all of Konoha could unite under the selected Hokage, though I wonder if such a thing is possible.” Hiashi questions.


“That was our concern as well. Tsuki, if you would?” Father agrees, before handing the reigns of the conversation over to you.


Hiashi raises an eyebrow, but says nothing.

[Hiashi’s Opinion +1! Currently at +4]


“Of course. Thank you, Father.” You respond.


Your eyes meet that of Hiashi. How will you present your plan?
1. With passion! The Heir of Lord Hashirama will lead Konoha forward!

2. Logically. Tsunade is the best choice given the circumstances.

>>2138030
>2. Logically. Tsunade is the best choice given the circumstances.
Passion shifts and burns out with time. The logical choice today, if made correctly, will still be logical tomorrow.

>>2138030
>2. Logically. Tsunade is the best choice given the circumstances.

>>2138030
>2. Logically. Tsunade is the best choice given the circumstances.

>>2138030
>2. Logically. Tsunade is the best choice given the circumstances.

>>2138030
>2. Logically. Tsunade is the best choice given the circumstances.
As much as I want to pick passion Hiashi is all about logic.

>>2138030
>2. Logically. Tsunade is the best choice given the circumstances.

>>2138030
>2. Logically. Tsunade is the best choice given the circumstances.
Passion is nice, but that's not what should be deciding such major choices.

>>2138030
>2. Logically. Tsunade is the best choice given the circumstances.

>>2138030
>2. Logically. Tsunade is the best choice given the circumstances.

No passion here!

Writing.

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“We began by analyzing those most likely to be put forward as Hokage candidates. As you are likely already aware, though only the noble clans of Konoha can vote during the selection process, anyone of enough note is able to proclaim themselves, or someone else, as a potential Hokage candidate. We had to be thorough, as it was always possible for a dark horse candidate to be announced and throw the selection process off-kilter. There were many we considered, however looking at the fragmented situation Konoha is currently in, and our vulnerable position to others, there was really only one choice.” You explain.

“We needed a powerful Shinobi, one internationally known. Someone not only with the skill to defend our home, but with such a reputation that the other Shinobi nations would think twice before engaging in subversive actions against us, despite our current situation. Once we had decided on those qualifications, it helped narrow down our options considerably. Konoha is home to many powerful Shinobi, but very few have the strength of reputation needed to inspire awe in our foes. As such, we made our choice. We intend to put forward the Sannin, Tsunade Senju, as a candidate for the position of Hokage.” You continue.


Hiashi closes his eyes.


“Sound logic. A fine choice, as well. She meets all the possible qualifications one would expect of the Hokage- that is, except her relationship with Konoha itself, and her temperament. While she is Sannin, her distaste for the shinobi lifestyle is common knowledge. Less commonly known is her distasteful habits of gambling and drinking, but it exists all the same.” Hiashi analyzes.


Erk. Well, she isn’t perfect, but she’ll come around, right?


[Hiashi’s Opinion Unchanged!]


The Hyuuga Elder opens his eyes.

“Tell me, how do you intend to pitch such a person to the clans? And why such a person over someone like Kakashi Hatake, whose relationship with the Fourth and personal skill gives him a clear path to the office?” He questions, his pale eyes staring through you.


Your logic is….

1. Kakashi isn’t ready.

2. Tsunade’s skill is superior to Kakashi’s, and her reputation is second to none.

3. All people have vices- Tsunade’s can be easily handled.

4. Kakashi will follow the path of the Fourth too closely.

>>2138136
>4. Kakashi will follow the path of the Fourth too closely.

>>2138136
>4. Kakashi will follow the path of the Fourth too closely.
We are in this mess entirely because of Minato's constant fuck ups

>>2138136
>4. Kakashi will follow the path of the Fourth too closely.

>>2137589
Go Away!

>>2138136
>4. Kakashi will follow the path of the Fourth too closely.

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>>2138150
But anon, I just got here! At least let me take off my coat!

>>2138136
>4. Kakashi will follow the path of the Fourth too closely.
Might be a low blow, but the Fourth was the one whose misplaced trust allowed the Konoha Crush to happen.

>>2138150
You got something against ninjas, m8?

>>2138136

>1. Kakashi isn’t ready.
and
>2. Tsunade’s skill is superior to Kakashi’s, and her reputation is second to none.
On the record at least, that is how we will pitch it. To hiashi, the truth.

>3. All people have vices- Tsunade’s can be easily handled.
and
>4. Kakashi will follow the path of the Fourth too closely.
We intend to have the real power here, and snu-snu is just the right mix of amicable and malleable for our purposes.

>>2138145
>>2138146
>>2138147
>>2138149
>>2138156

I mean that's great and all, but does Hiashi have a problem with the way the Fourth did things? I mean *we* know that the Fourth was obviously a poor leader and whatnot because we're all pro-Root but I thought he was pretty popular in general around the village?

We need to think about how we sell it to the clans. The clans, excluding maybe the uchiha loves the 4th, and don't see option 4 as a negative.

>>2138136
>2. Tsunade’s skill is superior to Kakashi’s, and her reputation is second to none.
The Fourth was a clear choice for a Peacetime Hokage. Indomitably strong, acting as a clear deterrent, but also enough of a dashing rogue and honest sap that he would be received well when he told others to stand down. His demilitarized stance, while useful in the previous political clime, will detrimental to the village as the fallout from the Akatsuki spreads. Likely, the only reason Konoha hasn't been attacked yet is that other villages are shoring up their own borders to prevent a similar incident. They all have tailed beasts, which means they're all targets for an attack like the one we suffered.

This defensive attitude will not be maintained. Eventually, one of them will get the balls to make an attempt on the village. We need someone in power with strength and reputation enough to hold them off while we recover. Kakashi is strong, certainly, and he has a reputation among the nations, but both pale in comparison to one of the Sannin.

>>2138136
>2. Tsunade’s skill is superior to Kakashi’s, and her reputation is second to none.

I feel like this is what we can use to to sell the pitch to EVERYONE, which is what's being asked

>>2138171
Seconding

>>2138136
2. Tsunade’s skill is superior to Kakashi’s, and her reputation is second to none.
NOW WE RELEASE THE PASSION.

>>2138136
>2. Tsunade’s skill is superior to Kakashi’s, and her reputation is second to none.

>>2138136
>>2138171
Actually, this is a pretty good pitch. Switching from 4 to 2.

>>2138136
>>2138171
This

Time for passion to flow. And dont disparage the memory of the 4th.

>>2138136
do like this boss man
>>2138171

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Looks like everyone's come to a consensus. Option 2!

Writing.

Kakashi is more useful in active duty

>>2138198
I really hope this works, otherwise I'm just gonna stop posting...

Just don't forget to remind him he of all people knows the power of a clan name

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>>2138200
No matter what happens, I don't ever want you to stop posting, anon! I believe in you.

>>2138200
You wrote a good pitch. Even if it fails, dont let it discourage you. Adapt and pitch again.

so who's voice do you guys read Tsuki's lines in?

Lisa Ann Beley

>>2138243
Who?

>>2138257
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0067754/?ref_=tt_cl_t4

>>2138171
perfect except

>get the balls

too crude a phrase, replace it with

>will become emboldened enough

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You take a deep breath.

“There are many reasons we opted for Lady Tsunade over Kakashi Hatake, but I will be concise.” You answer.

“While Kakashi is undisputedly a skilled shinobi that we are lucky to have among our Jonin, there is still a measurable distance between himself and one of the Sannin. The gap becomes even more apparent when we look at it from the perspective of their reputations. While Kakashi is well known due to his skills as the “Copy Ninja”, and his position as both the Fourth’s Student and Second, it does not measure up to Tsunade’s record nor her pedigree.” You assert.


Hiashi doesn’t interject, so you continue.


“Tsunade Senju is not only the granddaughter of the First Hokage, and the grandniece of the Second, she stands apart for her contributions on the field of battle. The Sannin are the reason Konoha stood tall at the end of the Second Shinobi World War. The Fourth distinguished himself with battlefield service during the Third Shinobi World War. In comparison to these two, Kakashi simply doesn’t measure up. He is young, and has many years to earn further glory in Konoha’s future conflicts.”


Hiashi’s brow furrows.

“Are you insinuating there will be another Shinobi World War?” He asks.


You were ready for this question, no matter how he words it.


“A conflict is brewing- if it will be akin to the wars of the past, I cannot say. But we have suffered an attack on our home; a surgical strike meant not only to rob us of our Hokage, but also our Jiinchuriki. The extent of Sunagakure’s knowledge of what the Akatsuki had planned is debatable- we simply don’t have enough information. What we know for sure, however, is that the fallout from their actions will continue to spread. While we have been safe so far, this is likely due to the other nations being cautious towards their own villages being struck in a similar manner.” You explain.

Hiashi is leaning forward ever so slightly- you’ve got him!

“It would be entirely irresponsible of us to assume this will remain the case. Eventually, one of the other Shinobi Villages WILL try something. Konoha’s victories over our enemies has put us in a position where we stand tall and proud over our peers- and through the leadership of our Hokage, we have continued to thrive. The Lord Fourth took to his task with gusto- becoming the man Konoha needed after the Third War. The gregarious face we show to the world, the open hand we used to greet our contemporaries.”

“However, while that was preferable during the times of peace following the war- we are no longer at peace. We require some as indomitably strong as the Fourth, but with a firey will- and the power cause those who would dare attack us to think twice. Tsunade Senju is that person- and I truly believe she is the best fit to become the Fifth Hokage!”

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Hiashi closes his eyes again.

“The Sannin… very well, I can see the logic behind the idea. The passion of which you espouse it is very convincing, as well. As I’ve said, the defense of our home is of utmost importance to me. Someone with the legendary abilities of the Sannin is uniquely suited to the position, not to mention someone with such a storied lineage. If she willingly takes the responsibility of the position onto her own shoulders, I cannot doubt her reasoning.” He responds.


[Hiashi Opinion +1! Hiashi has agreed to support Tsunade for Hokage!]


Willingly… well, it’s for the best that he doesn’t know about that caveat yet. You’ll convince her yourself if need be.


“So, you will support us?” You ask.

“Indeed. Although, you will need to have more than just my support to place the hat upon her head. I trust you have other supporters in mind?” He answers.


You….


1. Explain your relationship with the Aburame to Hiashi.

2. Simply say you have the Aburame’s support secured.

3. Explain Father’s unique position with the Daimyo.

>>2138281
>2. Simply say you have the Aburame’s support secured.

>>2138281
>2. Simply say you have the Aburame’s support secured.
>3. Explain Father’s unique position with the Daimyo

>>2138281
>2
A lady doesn't reveal all her secrets.

>>2138281
>2. Simply say you have the Aburame’s support secured.
>3. Explain Father’s unique position with the Daimyo.

>>2138281
2. Simply say you have the Aburame’s support secured.

>>2138281
>2. Simply say you have the Aburame’s support secured.

>>2138281

1. Explain your relationship with the Aburame to Hiashi.
3. Explain Father’s unique position with the Daimyo.

Dont we intend to offer the hyuuga a seat of ROOT's triumvirate?

>>2138281
>2. Simply say you have the Aburame’s support secured.

>>2138292
We do but baby steps.
Lets show him that we can turn our pretty words into action.

>>2138281
>2. Simply say you have the Aburame’s support secured.

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I have some chakra bugs in my back pocket! Don't worry, old man!

Writing.

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“Of course. The Aburame have already agreed to support our cause.” You announce smoothly.

For the first time you can remember, you see legitimate surprise on his face.


“The Aburame… so you secured the wild card from the beginning? Well played- certainly not who I expected. I doubt the others will expect it either. So; at best, a two-one-one split vote elects Tsunade, or at worse, the vote is tied 2-2…” Hiashi muses aloud.


“If the vote is tied, the Daimyo casts the deciding vote, as per Konoha’s charter with the Land of Fire. Leave that part to me!” Father says, flashing his winning smile.


“So, you have it handled. It may not even come to that, if you speak to the other clans. Surely they would see the logic in your choice as well?” Hiashi offers.

He means well, you know, but the other two…. The Uchiha and Akimichi simply aren’t an option.


You explain that….

1. You do not intend to approach the other clans, as with his support the plan work as intended.

2. You do not intend to approach the clans because they are already supporting Kakashi.

3. The other clans rejected the idea.

4. You do not intend to approach the other clans, for “other” reasons...

Remember the rules of espionage Anons
1) Never reveal your source
2) Never name who your allies are
3) At most imply what they can do
4) Actions speak louder than words
In the case of the Aburame, never reveal the hand we have with them until you confirm someone is one side. You dont reveal it because what if your target says no to joining? you've just outed your allies.

>>2138317
>1. You do not intend to approach the other clans, as with his support the plan work as intended.

>>2138317
>4. You do not intend to approach the other clans, for “other” reasons...
segue into the actual topic we came to discuss now

>>2138317
>1. You do not intend to approach the other clans, as with his support the plan work as intended.

>>2138317
>4. You do not intend to approach the other clans, for “other” reasons...
Never over reach, while it would be nice to have a back up...its not an option this time.

Tell me, what did you think of the Third's rule?

>>2138317
>2. You do not intend to approach the clans because they are already supporting Kakashi.
The Akimichi are firm supporters of the Fourth's policies, and will be quite against letting go of a time of plenty regardless of their opinions. It's...a question as to how the Uchiha will swing, but it's also doubtful any attempt to push them on our end will work, given our relationship towards Itachi. Moreover, getting them to support a Senju would be difficult at the best of times.

>>2138325
this is good

>>2138325
>regardless of their opinions.
regardless of the situation, is what I meant.

>>2138317
>1. You do not intend to approach the other clans, as with his support the plan work as intended.

>>2138317
>>2138325
This

>>2138317
>2. You do not intend to approach the clans because they are already supporting Kakashi.

>>2138325
ill change to this, though it should be noted that you are assuming. Which means your telling him that HE has alot more power over us cos we'll need him more.

In a tight one, 2 is the winner.

Writing!

>>2138335
The Uchiha won't vote for Tsunade. Sasuke's new enough to clan politics that MAYBE we can push him into it, but it's doubtful and it'd cause no small amount of friction with the clan if we did.

The Akimichi, the Ino-Shika-Cho trio, might be able to pull to our side, but it'd be better if we didn't. Let the Uchiha feel that not everyone is united against them the big bunch of bloody-eyed babies

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“We did consider who could be approached, and decided against both the Akimichi and the Uchiha for differing reasons.” You explain.

“The Uchiha have a…. complicated history with the Senju clan. There are still those living amongst them that were relocated during the Second’s tenure, and due to Fugaku’s passing, Sasuke now leads the Uchiha. For nothing more than stability amongst his clan, I suspect he will be amenable to the concerns of his clansmen.”


As for the Akimichi, they have made themselves known as ardent supporters of the Third, and by extension, the Fourth. I would not be surprised if it is the Akimichi themselves who put forward Kakashi as a candidate, given his relationship with the Fourth.”


Hiashi gives you a slight smile.

“Well researched and informed opinions. Though I should’ve expected no less from the two of you, at this point.”

[Hiashi Opinion +1! Currently at +6]


“I can only hope that you continue to encourage Hinata, Tsuki. She has grown in great strides since you have become teammates- Something I cannot help but attribute to your influence. The two of you will go on to accomplish great things together.” He says, seemingly much more relaxed than before.

You cannot help but smile at the praise, but…


1. No, this is enough for now. Best not to push it [End Negotiation].

2. [PRESS FURTHER!] Speaking of working together….

3. [THIS IS TO PRESS EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!] I’ve been meaning to ask you, where is Neji?


[To PRESS is to take your negotiation beyond it’s intended limits- to gather information the other party is loathe to part with, or to convince them of something they wouldn’t normally agree to! This isn’t something to undertake lightly, however- blindly PRESSING a subject too far might just ruin any previous agreement between the two parties!]

>>2138361
>2. [PRESS FURTHER!] Speaking of working together….
I think we can convince him to support ROOT.

>>2138361
I love neji, but shut the fuck up about him now. That said,
> 2. Press it real good

>>2138361
>1. No, this is enough for now. Best not to push it [End Negotiation].
SLOW AND STEADY DONT LOOSE WHAT WE ALREADY GAIN ASK AFTER

>>2138361
>1. No, this is enough for now. Best not to push it [End Negotiation].
baby steps

>>2138361
>1

>>2138361
>1. No, this is enough for now. Best not to push it [End Negotiation].

Actually, we should go and find hinata later. Maybe we can ask her about what happened to Neji.

>>2138325
>3. [THIS IS TO PRESS EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!] I’ve been meaning to ask you, where is Neji?
This can't possibly be a good idea, but at the same time we did convince Neji to defy Orochimaru and help us during the Crush.

>>2138361
>1. No, this is enough for now. Best not to push it [End Negotiation].

>>2138373
Meant for >>2138361

>>2138361
>>1. No, this is enough for now. Best not to push it [End Negotiation].
NO WHEN YO HOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY

When we approach him about ROOT we need to have done research before hand, know his dirt before you get into bed with him. As Danzo and BugQueen.
When we approch him we need to already know all we can about him. Do your research

>>2138361
>3. [THIS IS TO PRESS EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!] I’ve been meaning to ask you, where is Neji?

>>2138361
>2. [PRESS FURTHER!] Speaking of working together….

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Looks like you've decided against [PRESSING] for now.

Speaking of which, due to your performance in the previous negotiation (it's been a while, I know) and this one, you've unlocked the [PRESS] mechanic! I explained it above, but usually the outcomes of a successful [PRESS] can greatly influence the story overall. Keep a lookout for it in the future!

Writing.

>>2138361
>2. [PRESS FURTHER!] Speaking of working together….
Hiashi might not react well if we keep pushing, but he should see the necessity of our actions

>>2138393
So press only comes into play with a certain level of influence with another party?

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>>2138400
Correct. Traditionally you'll only be able to press someone during a negotiation where you've performed well- ie, they're more receptive to some of your more outlandish requests.

Think of it as an extra reward for doing well in negotiation segments.

>>2138404
So will we be able to press next time we see him....or will we have to work it up again?

>>2138404
And if I understand correctly, a press, either successful or unsuccessful, will eat some of that influence?

Will it be a trade thing, press x for y or will it lead to another negotiation scene?

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>>2138405
Pressing outside of a negotiation will be something you would only be able to do rarely. You don't just drop ROOT or Neji on a person without building up to it, y'know?

As a consolation/clarification, this doesn't mean if you decide NOT to press, you've become routelocked (at least, in this instance), but say you opted to take the risk and press him about ROOT now, and succeeded- you could've avoided that conversation later.

Or blew it entirely. That's the risk inherent to the mechanic if you decide to use it.

There will definitely be times where something radically different is only available through the press mechanic, so it's worth consideration when it shows up.

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>>2138408
Correct. It would consume an amount of influence, depending on just how hard you choose to press. That influence is consumed no matter what- and it still opens up a higher stakes negotiation. If you flub it bad enough, it may cause the person to back out of whatever you were negotiating for in the first place.

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Best to take it slow. You’re in no rush to recruit him, after all.

“You’re too kind, Lord Hiashi. Rest assured, Hinata is a great friend to me- and any influence I have on her, she equals it on myself.” You say, downplaying the praise.


The lord of the Hyuuga laughs, genuinely, as far as you can tell.

“I meant what I said, Tsuki. Your future together is bright indeed as long as you continue to support each other. Now, not to cut the two of you short, but was there anything else you wished to discuss?”


“No, Lord Hyuuga, that was all.” You say with a polite bow.

Father rises and repeats the gesture. “Once the manor is rebuilt, I insist having you and your family over for dinner! It is only fair.” He says with a smile resting on his lips.


“I’ll took forward to it- and Konoha’s future. Goodnight, you two- I’ll have an attendant see you out.” Hiashi says, standing from his pillow. It takes only a few moments for an attendant to arrive, and true to his word, the man escorts you to the entrance to the compound.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“I’d say that went well, my dear!” Father says, the cold of the outside doing little to damper his spirits. “Or should I say, you did well? Either way, everything is on track! We’ll need to let Danzo know, and begin preparing for our next steps!”

“After we talk to Tsunade, right?” You prod.


“Ah- well yes, we do need to talk to Tsuna. I don’t think she’ll be too happy if we bug her while she works, though. It can wait a few days, if nothing else.” He says, his face contorted as if he’s remembering something unpleasant.

“Very well- we’ll cross that bridge soon enough; now let’s get out of the cold.” You shiver.


Your brain runs overtime as you and father summon and re-enter your carriage, beginning the ride back to the facility beneath the ruins of your home.

Possibilities, things unsaid, and the future- not just your future, but all of Konoha’s.

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~and that's where we'll end for tonight. Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves or throw questions my way, I'll be happy to oblige; or I will after I get some sleep.

We'll go ahead and resume IN THIS THREAD, on this upcoming TUESDAY, 12/12, at our normal starting time of 7pm. No late Wargle, and that's a promise!

@WargleQM for those that wish for live updates or just to harass me on social media.


~Papa Wargle's gonna go die for a few hours~

>>2138436
thanks for running

>>2138436
thanks for running papa warg

>>2138436
thanks for running wargle. Good to see you back regularly.

>>2138436
Great thread dude.

>>2138436
Great thread, good to see you back in action

>>2138361
[PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!!] About Hinata and me...

>>2138436
Great thread and thank you for running.

Just finished catching up with moon stuff so it's gonna be fun to actually participate in one of the original quests that got me into the medium.
For those who want something to read in the meantime, I highly recommend Death Among the Stars, Shinigami Savant and German Hollow Quest.

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>>2138565
You aren't ready, anon.

>>2138614
Always happy to have another along for the ride! It surprises me every time to learn how many people found the quest during the hiatus period.

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>>2138674

>>2138674
Shit, I can't believe I missed it!
Oh well, at least everything went well, even if I might have preferred to push the Neo-ROOT initiative a bit.

Looking forward to Tuesday!

All this work just to get shitty Tsunade as Hokage

Feels the absolute worst man

>>2138967
Hiashi for hokage

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>>2138967
Can she be tempered? You won't know until you try, anon.

>>2138967

>>2138967
alcoholics are easier to manipulate

>>2140038
The last thing we need is an alcoholic leader.

We're gonna find some way to restrict her intake.

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Gentlemen, we're all missing the point here.

We can form a Giant Tit alliance with the Mizukage!

This will have massive strategic benefits.

Both sides will have acess to huge tracts of friendly land.

Great supply reseviors.

Access to more cattle.

There are no dangers of such a deal being unbalanced or top heavy. Because the benefits are all round and massive.

Also because she's the closest thing to a naruto waifu I have... for me.

Because it's obvious Tsuki is destined for Hinata.

>>2140853
>Suki

>>2140857

> Mynori's filename

Blame him, he sent me it i just saved.

>>2140859
>not renaming the file

>>2140853
>it's obvious Tsuki is destined for Hinata
If only we could make babies with her. Sadly, we'll have to settle for the next best thing, her cousin. Itachi and Sai would be good alternatives though

>>2140853
Fuck off namefag.

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Good evening, gentle /qst/goers. I'll be throwing up my live twitter post shortly and we can begin in earnest~

>>2140864

I mean, we could make Neji dress up as Hinata if we have to breed.

Dem Eugenics.

>>2140865
Just finished my quest and didn't notice it was still on. Also, fuck you.

>>2140868
woohoo

First thread I'll be catching live in a while, I'm excited

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The rest of the night goes by quickly- though the rooms past the vault area of the ROOT compound aren’t as nice as your old bedroom, or even your room at the Hyuuga compound, it’s still home in it’s own way.

The bleak metal walls leave much to be desired, of course- but they can always be dealt with. More than anything, however, it’s Yume’s presence, standing guard over the freshly laundered bedsheets that makes you feel welcome.

As you hug him tightly, you notice that his soft exterior has been freshly washed- Maru’s doing, most likely. At least she hasn’t teased you about him, yet.


Your stuffed tapir squeaks indignantly.


Of course- you have no reason to be ashamed! Yume is as much your guardian as everyone else.

As you set him gently on the bed, you can’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of snuggling with a stuffed animal after all that’s happened; but then again, maybe it’s just what you needed?

As you settle down to sleep grasping the tapir tightly, you decide it isn't worth worrying about.


Your sleep is deep- and thankfully dreamless.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>2140868
Aaah! Welcome back wargle!

>>2140911
>Twelve year old assassin
>Still sleeps with her stuffed animal
Tsuki is too cute for this world.

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>>2140911

Tsuki a best!

>>2140911
I wonder what Hinata thinks of Tsuki attending a meeting between their respective fathers...

>>2140931
>https://twitter.com/WargleQM/status/940260890326306817

>>2140923
cute!

>>2140940
She was right to be afraid.

>>2140940
Oh!

General reminder, one of the Bunny Matron's older sons (eldest?) is basically Snowball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArltNWi0ILk

>>2140967
If we get trained on using two swords by him that might get us those swords in the Hokage's office

>>2140984
I was thinking we make a push on the Kiba swords first, THEN go on a sabbatical for training if possible.

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>>2140984
These swords? They're in my shinobi quest folder so idk what else they could be.

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“Rise and shine, Tsuki-dono~”


Maru’s voice. Had you overslept? Surely she could wait a while longer for whatever it was…


“Now, Tsuki-dono, Danzo-san wishes to speak with you. I needn’t remind you how rude it is to keep people waiting?”

You grumble in response.


Her tone is still playful- and besides, Danzo is employed by your family! Why shouldn’t he wait for you on your time?....

“You’ve already missed breakfast, Tsuki-dono. Not that you’d know it down in this maze, but the sun has been up for several hours. Now, come on- before your tea gets cold.”

Ah- well, there’s no arguing with that.

~~~~~~~~

You gently sip the hot tea as Maru brushes the night’s tangles out of your hair. She’s droning on about babysitting your father while the two of them were in the capital- but truthfully, you’re only loosely paying attention. Your mind is fastened tightly on one issue, and one only: the problem of Tsunade Senju.


The woman was something else- a renegade who was never branded as such. Someone who abandoned her village when they needed her most. A consummate drunk and gambling addict who didn’t even have the decency to win. According to Father, the woman was so unlucky that the few times she did win at something, it was taken as an ill omen.

You need a plan- at least, a better one than whatever Father had in mind. For all his talk, you suspect he isn’t very good at dealing with this woman; which means it will fall to you.


How will you approach this? You’ll need to have at least a vague idea….

----------

1. Obligate her. Her family founded this village- surely she has some pride left?

2. Bribe her. Father has made her debts and financial woes quite clear. You could easily have those cleared if she cooperated....

3. Convince her the old fashioned way. You have a way with words- who is to say you’ll need to rely on anything but your silver tongue? If that fails, maybe simple plying with alcohol would help?

4. Wait. Maybe it would be wise to confer with Naruto and Nori when they return? After all, it was Jiraiya that convinced her to come in the first place….

>>2141003
>3. Convince her the old fashioned way. You have a way with words- who is to say you’ll need to rely on anything but your silver tongue? If that fails, maybe simple plying with alcohol would help?

>>2141003
>2. Bribe her. Father has made her debts and financial woes quite clear. You could easily have those cleared if she cooperated....
>3. Convince her the old fashioned way. You have a way with words- who is to say you’ll need to rely on anything but your silver tongue? If that fails, maybe simple plying with alcohol would help?

>>2141003
>3. Convince her the old fashioned way. You have a way with words- who is to say you’ll need to rely on anything but your silver tongue? If that fails, maybe simple plying with alcohol would help?

>>2141003
>4. Wait. Maybe it would be wise to confer with Naruto and Nori when they return? After all, it was Jiraiya that convinced her to come in the first place….

>>2141003
3. Convince her the old fashioned way. You have a way with words- who is to say you’ll need to rely on anything but your silver tongue? If that fails, maybe simple plying with alcohol would help?

I wonder... Does Tsunade know about Tsuki's creation?

>>2141003
When is Nori and Naruto due to come back?

>>2141003
>3. Convince her the old fashioned way. You have a way with words- who is to say you’ll need to rely on anything but your silver tongue? If that fails, maybe simple plying with alcohol would help?
The Uzumakis and Jiraiya would be a great help, but we can't count on them coming back soon.

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>>2140923
Choice.

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>>2141022
At this point im guessin i should just post some Tsukis

>>2141022

Shame this is a blue board.

>>2141003
I'm thinking a combination of
>2
and
>3

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>>2141017
You're unsure at this point. Tsunade implied that they sent her on ahead, and Jiraiya operates by no schedule but his own.

>>2141029
If memory serves, Tsukis dad already cleared her previous debts, so unless she already rebuilt them its gonna take some time before thats an option again.

>>2141029
I'm not sure if 2 will be useful.

Didnt yoru clear her debts to get her to come to treat us? And a hokage that can be bought and bribed is not a hokage we want leading us.

>>2141035
Ah cheers.

Changing vote in >>2141015 to
>3. Convince her the old fashioned way. You have a way with words- who is to say you’ll need to rely on anything but your silver tongue? If that fails, maybe simple plying with alcohol would help?

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>>2141027
Now now, none of that. This is a wholesome quest.

>>2141003
4

>>2141039
you doubt the power of a Sannin?

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>>2141036
>>2141045
Oh really?

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>>2141045

fuckin u boats are back

>>2141053
They never left!

It's all in good fun, hardly serious

>>2141047
Actually. instead of giving her cash.

We might be better served if our incentive be to build a casino in Konoha, one that caters more towards privacy. And then we let her play there if she wishes and dont collect.

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>>2141054
>>2141053

We never sleep. UNLIKE YOU ANON

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Looks like three is our winner!

Writing.

>>2141064

Ah yes, the least lewd of the ones Nori directly sent me.

>>2141003
>3. Convince her the old fashioned way. You have a way with words- who is to say you’ll need to rely on anything but your silver tongue? If that fails, maybe simple plying with alcohol would help?

>>2141064
Itachi waking up to this wen?

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And my personal favorite

>>2141080
When Tsuki tries to convince him to join Neo-ROOT under her

>>2141080
Possibly never, unfortunately.

Sadly, Itachi's probably not going to be very pleased about our whole "reestablishment of Konoha's blackest ops" scheme.

>>2141086
I really, really want a confrontation between the Team and Full ROOT Tsuki

>>2141085
Under her, or under her?

>>2141094
Yes

>>2141085
To be fair, the only thing really wrong with Danzo's original iteration of ROOT was his willingness to injure Konoha for the good of ROOT. He came to believe that the interests of ROOT were the same as Konoha, which lead to some of his more treacherous decisions like trying to steal Kakashi's sharingan and assassinate the Hokage.

Seriously, all we have to do to not make the same mistakes is have a "Don't kill/fuck over loyal Konohans" clause. It's that simple.

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Your natural charisma hasn’t failed you yet- no reason to believe that it would fall through for you here. Still, if the woman is more agreeable when the sake is on the table, then it would be silly not to have it readily available.

~~~~

“The Fire Daimyo is- well, he’s a very passionate man. Intelligent too; he and your father feed off each other far too readily for my liking, though.” Maru says, snapping your attention back to the conversation at hand.


“Father can handle himself, Maru. Does it really bother you that much?” You quip from behind your teacup.


You know the answer, of course- she wouldn’t be telling you otherwise.


“You know how your father can be when he gets wrapped up in something- usually it’s just business, or his newest creation. This time, though… The Fire Daimyo’s ambitions reach a lot farther than most realize; and in Yoru-dono he has found a willing partner with the mind and financial depth to make those ambitions reality.” She explains, concern evident from her tone.

You remember the photograph Father had sent back with his letter- back then, it seemed like the relationship between the two was simply a means to an end, but maybe you should’ve paid closer attention? The last thing Konoha needs is another outsider trying to intervene in Shinobi affairs; but that’s exactly what’s going to happen, come the election.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLBnQvUYghQ


You can still recall his face- you’ll need to get the measure of the man once you meet.

Another actor for the world stage; another piece for the shogi board.

You smile.

~~~~~~~~~~

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>>2141162
>drifters nobunaga.

Ok, his attitude towards rapid technological advancement is starting to make sense.

>>2141162
OH NO

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>>2141162

>>2141173
OH YES

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Once Maru is satisfied, you quickly dress for the day and head to the meeting room, where you expect Danzo to be waiting.

You find him sitting quietly, enjoying a cup of what is no doubt Maru’s tea- but it’s his tablemate who shocks you.


“You’re late, girl. Honestly- if any of this is going to work as you intend, you should at least keep to a punctual schedule.”


Across from Danzo, Kogoto Aburame sits, looking quite pleased with herself, despite the criticism.

“Apologies, Lady Kogoto.” You say with a sharp bow. “I hadn’t been informed you would be joining us.”


Ugh. So much for a relaxing morning.


“Apology accepted. Now, sit- Danzo was just enrapturing me with your flawless plan to have a drunken debtor elected Hokage.”

Though he appears to be very definition of stoicism, you’re sure Danzo is hiding a smug grin behind that teacup.
What had you done to earn this punishment….?


~~~~~~~


“That was our logic in selecting Tsunade Senju. There simply isn’t any other candidate that will work with our goals in mind.” You finish explaining.


Thankfully, Kogoto hadn’t made any objections during your explanation, so at the very least, she must not hate the idea.


“If nothing else, your logic is sound, Tsuki. Tsunade could be what Konoha needs going forward. She could also be a disaster. It will be up to you to mold her correctly.” Kogoto says, her eyes closed in thought.


A genin molding one of the Sannin- the absurdity of such a thought is almost amusing.

Almost.


“Tsunade is a powerful Shinobi, as her title as Sannin belies. However- she has kept her woman’s heart all these years. She has let loss poison her ideals- and until now, that poison has rendered her inert- a curiosity, if not an outright cautionary tale for any shinobi.” She warns.

“If you can manage to inspire her, or get her to harden her heart and look at the world as we do, you may yet put your faith in her. Otherwise, she will be completely unreliable, and unsuitable for the office of Hokage.” Kogoto finishes.

-----------------------------

You....

1. Ask Kogoto for further explanation. What has Tsunade lost?

2. Avoiding digging too deep. It will be better to hear this from Tsunade herself.

>>2141259
>1. Ask Kogoto for further explanation. What has Tsunade lost?

>>2141259
>1. Ask Kogoto for further explanation. What has Tsunade lost?

It would be good to hear from Tsunade as well but we need info to form our game plan.

>>2141259
>1. Ask Kogoto for further explanation. What has Tsunade lost?
Always best to go in with the most info.

>>2141259
>1. Ask Kogoto for further explanation. What has Tsunade lost?
Better to go in informed than ignorant, in my opinion at least.

>>2141259
>1. Ask Kogoto for further explanation. What has Tsunade lost?

>>2141259
>1. Ask Kogoto for further explanation. What has Tsunade lost?

We hooked up with the Bug Queen for intel, time to get intel.

>>2141259
2. Avoiding digging too deep. It will be better to hear this from Tsunade herself.

>>2141259
>1. Ask Kogoto for further explanation. What has Tsunade lost?

>>2141259
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What kind of teen girl DOESN'T love gossip?

Looks like it's time for some tragic backstory!

Writing.

>>2141303

I am currently imagining the Matriarch hearing Tsunade's tragic backstory.

She is unimpressed.

Very unimpressed.

Like, it's normally in bad taste to have a contest to see whose life sucks more, which flavor of trauma is worse, but I'm pretty sure the Matriarch is winning this one by a depressingly large margin.

>>2141303
>Boyfriend died
>Little Brother died

>Becomes a drunk, gambles family fortune away, and generally does fuck all

>It's not even the most tragic sob story in Konoha.

>>2141329
To be fair she didn't become an edge lord.

>>2141314
>Tsuki: "That's it? THAT'S why one of Konoha's, no, the WORLD'S greatest healers ever has been roaming around as a drunken money-sink? Someone she cared about died? There were dozens of people who lost loved ones in Konoha, still doing their part, BEFORE the Akatsuki hit! Kakashi Hatake came home to find his father's corpse after a suicide, and he's one of the most dedicated men in the village, regardless of his ideals!"

>>2141329

And she did come back to help and do medical nin work.

After tsuki hears the story, she must know that something did chance recently and that change was probably brought on by meeting jiraiya and the two minatos.

Who in Naruto didn't have a sad backstory? Kiba and uhh...

>>2141333
>Negotiating with Tsunade
>Roll 1d100 to not snort at her tale of loss

>>2141334
I think you mean Minitos. Like Minato, but mini

>>2141335
shino i guess

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>>2141335
Sakura had a pretty calm backstory. The worst that ever happened in her childhood was being teased in school.

>>2141361
>Gee Sakura, why does Kishimoto let you have TWO parents?!?

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>>2141369
God fucking dammit, that's too funny

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>>2141369
Clear Kabuto has the most well-adjusted upbringing. He had THREE parents!

Granted, they were his dead birth parents, and then his tragic foster mother, but still! Three parents! That lucky scamp.

>>2141380
The fact that Kabuto gets to go about raising orphans and Orochimaru gets off scot-free with everything he ever wanted still boggles my fucking mind.

Like, there's forgiving the villains, and then there's THAT.

>>2141335
Better question, who had the happiest backstory?

>>2141425
Kiba. Not a single sad flashback. And he had a puppy

>>2141425
Kiba.

Full family and dogs.

>>2141428
literal bitch of a mom and older sis

>>2141425
sakura

>>2141428
Well there is the dad leaving for ninja cigs thing

>>2141428
>>2141429

I mean kid grew up without a father, probably some deeper story to that desu.

>>2141425
I'm gonna say...Namikaze Minato, because he didn't have any particular trauma, and he got to be Namikaze motherfuckin' Minato.

You could get dragged behind the shed and beat black and blue every day of your childhood, and if you get to be Minato you still come out ahead.

>>2141435
Oh yea, forgot about that.

Ino then, probably.

>>2141428
Also Hana is top tier.

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“Please, go on. If I am to convince her to change, I’ll need to know why she became this way- why one of Konoha’s greatest would leave so readily.” You ask.

“Hmph, very well. It’s not exactly a big secret, anyway. Lord Hashirama’s descendants were always minor celebrities in their own right, and her departure was no small event.” Kogoto says, her frown causing deep lines to appear around her mouth.


“Death is a Shinobi’s constant companion. It surrounds, and is often involved in, our work- and when we fail, it comes to claim us. Death is the greatest of equalizers; no matter the height of one’s ambition or dreams. Lord Tobirama ensured this was known to all- the wisdom of the time before the villages. However, everyone deals with death differently, and some choose not to at all.” She begins.


“As a young girl, Tsunade was very popular. Being the granddaughter of The First was no small contribution, of course, but it was only of many reasons. Inordinately skilled among her peers, and possessed of looks many women could only dream of, she proved to be one of the brightest lights among her class of Shinobi. As with the other Sannin, the Second War forged them into the people they would become; she lost her younger brother very early on during the fighting. At first, it seemed to strengthen her resolve- she petitioned a young Hiruzen to establish the basis of what would eventually become the role of medical-nin on each squad of shinobi. This is likely one of her greatest contributions to our society, even if Hiruzen was unable to adopt it initially due to the ongoing war.” Kogoto continues.


“She went on to join her Sannin peers in dealing with Amegakure’s Hanzo- which is where her title originates. After that battle, she returned to active service alongside Orochimaru, whilst Jiraiya vanished for a time. As the fighting wound down, she was everywhere at once- serving as head medical shinobi on many fronts, and likely single-handedly minimizing casualties on the Suna front. During this time, she had taken on a paramour of sorts- a young jonin named Dan Kato. It was somewhat scandalous at the time, given Tsunade’s family, but by this time the Senju clan was almost entirely diminished. Seemingly oblivious towards the drama surrounding the relationship, the two were happy.” Kogoto explains.


“Then young Kato died. It happened suddenly, in the final days of the conflict. Despite her skills, she was unable to save him from his wounds, and by all accounts he died in her arms. That, Tsuki, is the day she was truly lost to us. After the war’s conclusion, she left Konoha. Hiruzen attempted to convince her otherwise, but to no avail- to her, Shinobi were simply fools engaging in pointless conflict, bringing themselves ever closer to an early grave.” She finishes.

>>2141437

>Grow up as a relatively well adjusted kid
>Bag hot red head waifu
>Become murderblender
>Become Hokage

We have a winner.

Too bad he became shit and drank too much of that jiraiya koolaid.

>>2141442
>attempt to contain laughter
>fail slightly

>>2141442
>wait for her to continue
>realize that's all there is to it
>feel our respect for Tsunade go into freefall

>>2141449
Repeatedly losing loved ones is nothing to sneer at anon. Its still a loss and berating her for falling to it will probably drive her away from konoha.

>>2141444

To be fair, Conservation of Tragedy is still in effect. Minato got pretty much the best childhood in the setting. He's the top of the top, gets the girl, becomes the best around. He beats Orochimaru, who's decades his senior, for the Hokage's hat.

All while you know he's gonna die young and leaving his son an orphan. And I suppose losing that one unimportant genin.

Unlike the rest of the cast, Minato got an awesome backstory and a shitty end, instead of the other way around.

>Kakashi has a worse backstory than this hag
>even without the years of dead minato and loathing from that

Let's not forget the whole "Have biological children with girlfriend even though it risks releasing what is considered to be the settings closest equivalent to the devil".

Daily reminder that Tsunade's a wrinkled old woman beneath her henge.

>>2141489
Literally not an issue with his sealing mastery unless someone fucks it up


thanks Obito

>>2141496
>Talking to a fucking grave about the super secret mission
Thanks, Kakashi

>>2141496
The canon storyline might as well be titled "Obito fucks up everything, featuring Madara and Zetsu"

>>2141507
Would the Naruto world literally have been a better place, if Obito had never been born?

...Yeah, probably.

>>2141500
to be fair how could he know his bestie was alive and psycho. Also I doubt that was the way he found out with his teleport hax.

>>2141507
p much. Honestly his death might very well be the ticking point for this timeline.

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>>2141521
>I doubt that was the way he found out with his teleport hax.
It was

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>>2141519

But he was the coolest guy!

>>2141537
I wish Tobi was just Tobi.

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“Her story is not an uncommon one.” Danzo says, speaking for the first time. “It is regrettable, but those who fight for Konoha will always run the risk of death. Our profession is not one where one can often retire, even at our advanced age.”


Kogoto shoots him a look, but doesn’t say anything.


“Shinobi lose parents, siblings, even children. Being able to comprehend the nature of their sacrifice is of utmost importance. However, instead of leaning upon her friends and peers for support, she allowed their deaths to swallow her. At the time, Hiruzen refused to brand her as missing-nin, telling us that she was simply grieving. We believed she would return after some time had passed; even Jiraiya did so. Instead, she drowned herself in her vices, and became the wandering curiosity- one of Konoha’s most famous shinobi, and direct descendant of its founder, living the life of a drunkard and perpetual debtor. Hiruzen eventually refused to accept any reports on her whereabouts, saying she would return to us when she was ready. By the time the Third War had ended and the Fourth had taken the role of Hokage, we had given up any hope of seeing her return.” Danzo says, expressionless.


“Surely something has changed? She did return to Konoha to treat Kushina- and myself, though that was an afterthought.” You ask.


“Maybe, maybe not. She has often sold her skills- or at least, the skills of her subordinate, to support herself. No doubt that was why she was willing to heal you; as for Kushina… I can only think that it has something to do with Jiraiya and the Fourth’s children. The two never really saw eye to eye, but Jiraiya has always been one of the only people able to keep tabs on Tsunade, especially after the choice was made to stop observing her.” Danzo explains.


“...Observed?” You inquire.


“One doesn’t simply “leave” the shinobi lifestyle, Tsuki. It was imperative that we verify she wasn’t switching sides, or offering insider knowledge of Konoha. She was never in any direct danger- and those assigned to her detail considered the post dull. She was simply too large of a loose end to leave floating freely, however.”

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You…

1. Honestly expected more. She abandoned her grandfather’s legacy over this?

2. Choose not to judge how people grieve- but the time for grieving has ended.

3. Are surprised such a loose end was allowed to keep floating.

>>2141540
It's kinda baffling that he was actually Obito, instead of being a clever twist of some kind.

Like, everything just felt too obvious for that to be the right answer.

>>2141548
>2. Choose not to judge how people grieve- but the time for grieving has ended.

>>2141548
>3. Are surprised such a loose end was allowed to keep floating.