Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>974225
>go to your place
>go find the boss

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>974225
>Find the boss
So boss good news i've found a really, really nice place, share any pics or readouts we got and the location. Also inform TSO of all the untapped wealth and the Industrial area

>Time to train
>Try to figure out what is going on
Train more pistols and building clearing with ANDY while asking him whats going on to make conversation?

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>974234
wow....thats an interesting 100 to kick off. Maybe boss is really happy with what we found and stuff?

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>974225
Last Thread >>944810

>>974250
I know right? it's a present from the dice gods themselves

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>974234
So...apparently you got like some fucking awesome presents.

Still gotta figure out what they are and the second half of it still.

>>974265
I guess the boss is really proud of us...that or Foxy has something sorted out...We come home and she's feeling festive...or feisty?

>>974282
My guess is she feels naughty not nice. And boss probably is just excited she doesn't have to send Andy out to fetch us.

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>>974234
>critted to get gifts
There is a Santa Claus

>>974426
Glowy Joe is Santa, he flies across the sky on the rape train and bits of his foes and their loot fall down to the world below, these are his gifts, no raping you and the loot he cares not for

>>974426
>>974438
Now I feel like a damned child waiting to see what glowie Joe's got in his sack.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>974426
Pretty much.

People have a pretty good about what the afterlife is like.

>>974438
I don't think Glowy Joe is santa claus. With his luck though he DID probably meet the guy.

>>974523
Is Santa a Fey? Never seen them in the postapoc?

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>974234
You decide to first of all stop by your place. That was how you found a very...festive outfitted Foxy who practically pounced on you once you stepped through the door. You didn't think she was the very festive kind and you were also expecting to get literally fucked...which didn't happen. Instead she dragged you over to a chair by a christmas tree and said that a spirit came by bearing gifts for everyone. She also got you something...

That was when you realized you had a very big problem...you didn't bring back any gifts. Oh fuck now your gonna get pissed off again. Last time that happened you became a boy(fuck) toy to a very angry and sadistic Foxy. That was how you unwrapped Foxy's gift. Which was a tome of necromancy. At first you weren't that impressed until you opened it. That was when you realized that the necromancer who created this tome...was also a psi magus like yourself.

How the flying FUCK did Foxy manage to not only find a psi magus tome but even one on NECROMANCY? Psi magus materials extremely rare much less a specialty of them. The other present you found...was wrapped much more differently then Fox's present. With its sinister looking ribbons and evil looking sheeting. Yours was...much more mellow and it came with a note written about how the spirit knew what happened to you and how you lost your memory. Stating that this gift aught to help you out and just because bad things happened to you and you don't have your memories. Doesn't mean you should necessarily become a bad guy. Otherwise this will be your last gift from this spirit and the ones replacing it would of been given by the evil spirit who bears gift to those like the bandits.

Well guess that explains Foxy's weird evil looking present.

When you opened it all you found a strange box bearing a weird mark and an old photo. The photo contained an image of a younger you with a woman, some children, and other adults. One of which you realize is the Think Tank guy who knew you. The back of the photo had carefully written in beautiful writing was a list of names that gave you a strange feeling. The box meanwhile contained a letter, a pair of rings, and a data chip. There was also a note tucked in that had a PS by the spirit.

It said that once upon a time someone made the spirit make a promise in case anything unfortunate should happen and that if so delivery needed to be made. The photo was the gift from the spirit that should of been burnt to ash or otherwise long lost. The box was what it needed to deliver.

After that and buying some time from Foxy about giving her gift to her...later. You both went out to meet up with your Boss who apparently had something planned. That was how you discovered that not even Andy had been spared the...change in appearances among the bots. That was also how you encountered a strangely garbed Mister Neutral who simply said "Don't even say it and it looks like you forgot to bring gifts didn't you?"

"...I am so very fucked."

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>974572
>ask boss or andy for the baddest of ass gun we could afford in this life time and within a reasonably time span.
>plus gift wrapped please boss man/andy

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>974572
Guess we're going to give Foxy the super shield CC gave us after all?
'
That still leaves everyone else...
Wonder if we can call those rampant bots and how fast we can get them to deliver the assassin android shell?

>>974598
I was so tempted to go for the "It's my dick in a box"...but then you know...she might just do that...

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>974622
That's an even better idea! At least at keeping us from the doghouse.
Switching to this

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>974572
"Sign your name on this," says Mister Neutral slipping you over a piece of paper.

"...Why?"

"Lets just say it will take care of your...Foxy's gift. Or at the very least buy you some time."

"...Okay," you say signing the piece of paper that Mister Neutral then takes back and slips it into card before placing it into a letter.

"You're lucky your a boy toy otherwise that never would of worked." He finishes after handing it to Foxy who after opening it practically squeels in glee.

"...What the fuck did you put in that letter?"

"Oh well a uh...free fetishist sex coupon."

"You did WHAT?"

"Look man its not that bad. I give them out every year."

"..."

"What? Works at least once in beginning of a relationship. After that though familiarity and higher standards doesn't let it fly."

"You give out free sex coupons during this time of year? EVERY Year?"

"Fuck yeah I do. You any idea how much of a GIGANTIC pain in the ass it would be to find the right gifts for all those bitch bosses? Practically a tradition for me."

"Its true," says Beatrice."Oh I love this time of year...one of those babies are worth a fortune in the right markets."

"...Wait what?"

"Free sex coupons from a boy toy. Worth a pretty penny among bandit bitches," explains Beatrice. "Like a free high class whorehouse trip coupon but for bitches. Quite valuable. I get one every year from N which I trade for other stuff."

"...Wait so YOU were the one always selling? You any idea how much trouble that can put me in?"

"N I am not the only one who trades their's away. Its not every day a coupon for free sex comes from N. Those little pieces of paper are better then Loots in the right circles."

"So...am I safe then?"

"Oh hell no," says Beatrice. "Your forgetting something very...very important."

"What could I possibly be forgetting? I am fine right the coupon will work?"

"...N you didn't tell him did you?"

"Nah that would spoil the fun. You're not gonna ruin it are you?"

"...I thought at the very least the Shrouded One would have."

"...What? So the coupon isn't gonna work?"

"Technically it bought you some time...unless you like gave her an entire stack," states Beatrice. "But that isn't your real problem..."

"What the fuck do you mean that isn't a real problem? I don't got any fucking gifts to gi-" That was when you felt a familiar booby laden sensation as you heard a happy but very naughty voice that is now attempting to sufficate you...by accident of course.

Oh fucking god. OH FUCKING GOD SHIT FUCK.

FOXY AND THE NAUGHTY WITCH? YOUR SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKED!

"Ah now its sinking in," sighs Mister Neutral before speaking into your mind.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>974653
"AWW ITS MORE JUNIOR APPRENTICE BROTHER I SWEAR ITS BEEN TOO LONG!"

"MFFFHFMFH." FUCK STOP BEFORE FOXY SEES I DON'T WANNA DIE.

"Aww i missed you too."

PLEASE FUCK STOP. WHY COULDN'T HAVE JUST BEEN THE GIFTS? Now your gonna get caught in the middle and...and oh god your so very fucked.

Worst part is you STILL gotta figure out the gifts...

That was when the very thick Naughty Witch finally let go. Letting you catch your breath as she slams a present into your arms and pats you on the head While ignorant of the fact that her large bust was trying sufficate you once more. Except the witch wanted you to see the present so it became more of a titty pillow that is no doubt gonna have Foxy extremely pissed.

You thought you were saved when the Shrouded One came before wrapped in what appeared to be ribbons instead of wraps of cloth. The Shrouded One placed another present in your other arm. Before going to sit down, sit back, and enjoy the show. Andy you noticed was also there looking in your direction.

...oh fuck.

OH FUCK.

What do?
>Try to run
>Distract with presents
>Open them and pray they contain your salvation
>Beg someone for help
>Other?

We're a dead man walking. My suggestion, give Foxy the Shield Generator and then we just have to work soething out for the Witch....oh shit...do we have to get TSO one? or our never present Necro master? ANDY?

Now I know it's wierd but I think we're gonna have to ask N for some...sexual tips...We're a Boy Toy but we need to get good...Hopfully he can just send us a mind instruction manual

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>974676
>Open them and pray they contain your salvation
Why are you all so nice too me....i'm scared

>Beg someone for help
Mind message N...help me N, i'm so very very scared....I've got a shield Gen for Foxy....but now i need something for everyone...

im scared I mentioned last thread we should have bought a gift back from that new place...shit.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>974653
Please tell me we aren't in the middle of a bandit/outcast necromancer love triangle. Well the Witch's love might just be platonic, which could be our saving grace.

>>974687
Vote
Maybe we could give away one or more of our special undead? How does one gift wrap a spirit swarm?

>>974677
Yep. We could probably get away with not giving Andy anything, which is ironic since I actually have an idea for what to get him unlike the others. And Amy, but what the fuck do you get an AI?

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>974687
Supporting. I mean what else can we do? Quick we need an list of all our stuff.

>>974699
Maybe give Foxy Pearly? and the Witch MC Scream. We keep the Stalkers. I honestly Dont Know...

>Foxy
Our new Shield generator

>Naughty Witch
Maybe we have some rare magic stuff that she don't have...just don't try the Bone wand she has enough of those.

>TSO
Uhhh.....I found a new base location and an untouched industrial complex...even if it is underwater....

>ANDY
A nice pistol or blade?....a neck brace to keep his head?

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>974699
Begging gets us nowhere mate, that'll get us even more fucked.

I'm supporting this >>974724

>>974724
a while back we met some rampant bots who had an intact assassin android shell. Backup body for Andy. I think it might even have all matching parts, which is something he complained about not having once.

>>974737
Seriously? That's just fantastic.

We're the best at receiving gifts >>974234
But the absolute worst at giving them.

>>974737
Ok...i'll be honest im willing to burn multiple fate points, I don't care. I mean it. Burn 5.

>>974737
I'm sorry, but how the fuck did you interpret what I said as begging? Oh, did you mean the "please tell me" thing? It's a figure of speech!

>>974737
>>974748
i'll draw and if we're lucky and earn more.

>>974749
It was in reference to what you supported, I must have misinterpreted it salt anon

>>974754
Were running low on those bad boys, that might just be all of our points.

So we could burn them all and not ruin Christmas or we can ruin Christmas.

I'm in favor of not ruining Christmas

>>974748
Sure let's do something crazy, burn the 5. We must not fail here, we must succeed

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>974748
>>974769
Supporting

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>974737
...hahah. Wow no wonder Shrouded One took a seat back and decided to watch the show.

So fatepoint?

Y/N?

>>974767
I say we should do it, if things go wrong here they go very, very wrong

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>974748
I'm not going higher than 3.
>>974769
Okay, maybe.

>>974743
This is why we don't jump the gun on actions. We haven't even opened the Shrouded One's gift yet, and you were voting for a final plan for gift-giving when that's something that we should really discuss first.
Funny how this sort of thing is really only noticeable when you also get a one.

>>974757
Oh, I get it. We were going to beg Mr. N for help. Mr N. is the one guy we actually can beg for help and hope for something good. Fellow boy toy, man.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>974774
5 of them. We are in agreement (or as many as we can up to 5)

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>974774
Full mad, use five points

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>974774
I fucking know right? TSO fucking knew this would happen. We're considering multiple fate points in order to not fuck up the holiday.

>>974777
Look, trying to go with the better planning, just sorta nogged on the eggnog. The plan was noce, the roll was very not nice.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>974774
Yes. More than one. I'm undecided on whether I want to support the proposal of five, or cast my vote for 3.
This'll damn near tap us out, won't it?

>>974795
Alcohol does explain it, but you were voting for a mere idea proposed by someone who already had an action vote for something different.
>>974687
>>974724

And I maintain that asking for help from MISTER NEUTRAL is a good idea. Literally the second time you've rolled a one at the same time you fuck us by saying asking him for help is a bad idea.
I'm not going to get angry, I'm just saying. You really need to have faith in Mr. N.

>>974807
Meant to say not angry /this time/. bah.

Seriously though, Mr. N.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>974807
Anyway, I decided. 5 Fate Points, if possible.

and trust in Mr. N to help us with tricky diplomatic situations

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>974774
...Confirming on the burning of no less then 5 fatepoints?

Y/N?

>>974837
Just tell us where it leaves us...

>Y
We will not ruin xmas
my xmas sucked irl I will not let this one suck

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>974837
Yes

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>974837
It hurts alot but I can't bare it right now. Fate must aid us in saving Xmas.

Yes do it

>>974795
>>974807
And it really wasn't a nice plan for TSO. We don't even know what they got us, and our present to them is the base location we found, which is our job.
Our gift to our boss is that we did our job, and they probably got us something worth a fortune. That is not good.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>974846
Eh my holidays have always sucked. Otherwise I wouldn't run on the holidays.

5 fp consumed. Your down to 6 thanks to the art of a certain anon.

>>974724
You were able to temporarily disengage from the Naughty Witch to hand out your gifts. The shield generator to Foxy...who was less then impressed.

You gave some of what left for your magical materials to the Naughty Witch. Who like Foxy was less then impressed. It might not have helped that mos of it wasn't exactly useful to witchcraft and necromancy.

TSO meanwhile was...not impressed with the fact that your 'gift' was doing your job.

ANDY meanwhile you gave a blade. He on the other hand wasn't actually expecting to get gifts. So he was surprised.

Probably could of gotten him something better given his equipment is supplied by Boss though. You could see Foxy and Naughty Witch start clashing. For a very simple fact that just had to involve you. It is quickly becoming clear the two...really hate each other.

What do?
>Time to run
>Try to distract them
>Open your presents and pray they contain salvation
>Beg someone for help
>Other?

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>974897
>Open your presents and pray they contain salvation
>Other/ Ask Mr N for help
Hope he can sort something out for us so we can pull the "surprise, you thought that was all" card.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>974902
Support, we need help

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>974902
Vote
what do we give him though?

But have faith Mr. N can help. He's a diplomat, we have a diplomatic problem. Do not say that asking him for help is a bad idea

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>974897
O come on did people really have to burn those points.

Man that would of been the best 1, probably, so far.

----

"Hey Pearly, your a smart being. What would work as a gift for necromancers?"

Heh, to bad we can't just leave for some smokes and come back with gifts "lost".

>>974947
Maybe next action we should go get lost looking for presents for our friends in the mega city. We have the amnesia excuse and had no idea this holiday existed remember. Hell the only reason we came back was to report the location because the coms were not working. WE DIDNT KNOW.

We can give them late gifts?

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>974960
I'm sad that we gave away our nice new shield and she liked it only enough to not be angry at us.

Maybe we could've figured something else out if we'd just asked Mr. N for help.

But anyway, we can potentially get late gifts. I just don't know if we should wait for an appropriate time to leave or just get out before something disastrous happens. like, as one of many possible examples, another 1

>>974979
You know sometimes I wonder if Sal was a "Lost", given how they just wondered off and went to find things, I feel like thats where we're gonna end up.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>974985
Sad Sal wasn't a lost. If he needed to find something then he WOULD find that thing. No matter how long it took or we it took him.

>>974979
You would of been in trouble with Foxy if it wasn't that card that N made you sign was also given to her. If you have forgotten she had that really trippy spirit shield that was...mighty fancy.

>>974960
Eh you could try with that.

>>974947
Indeed it would have.

>>975010
I nominate Sal for unsung hero of 2016
JAL gets most tragic moment, because damn I teared up and thinking about those last moments or rereading it really touches my heart, it hurts Genie, it hurts

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>974902
You took a closer look at your own presents. The Naughty Witch's gift had a flower for a bow and it appeared to be rather gloomy. The cloth itself that wrapped it appeared to be very old and when you opened it.You weren't entirely sure what you were looking at. As inside it contained at first was what you thought was a shimmering cloak...but it became a wriggling ropes before twisting into something else entirely. This time a long coat that was patterned with strange markings.

What your boss got you meanwhile was a suit of armor the like of which you had never before seen. You could tell there was some psi crystals and magic materials...that were somehow fused together seamlessly while entrenched itself into a complex network of tech. Creating a damn near impossible to decipher mess of armor. That you could only barely realize it was in fact armor.

There was also another present which you had previously missed. It was decorated with bony ribbons and its wrapping appeared to be stitched together flesh. When you opened it...revealed a box with a complicated patterns and magical shimmer glyphs. That unleashed a grey fog that sucked the life right out of you...to reveal a single black skull with white patterns. It looked as if it was carved from dark gemstone of some kind. The eye sockets meanwhile you noticed a flickering green light. While a strange cold wispy fog leaked out from the holes of its nose and mouth. Even its ear sockets and neck socket had a strange flickering light inside.

That was when it occurred to ask Amy about how bots and AI consider the holidays and handle gift giving. Seeing as how Andy reacted and you thought about something for her.

>>975019
It was hard on me too. It was almost as if I was writing Marty goodbye all over again.

When I realized I could actually manage to write a robot and AI as a touching character. Was when I realized my work on characterization was properly mastered. It's a pain to right an inhuman character much less actually make them give people the feels.

Jal though...Jal was legitimately unlucky character. One who was so unbelievably fucked up because of it. Worst part is he can't even die properly and everyone always misunderstood him to the very end.

I can't fucking believe it was Doctor Volk HIMSELF of ALL fucking people. Who was the only one actually able to empathize with and appreciate JAL. JAL never really had that before...such an unlucky character I tell you. Now he is with Doctor Volk...you haven't seen the last of them.

Sometimes when I need to remind myself I can really write a good character and basically to amp myself up. I make myself reread Marty's Goodbye. It's heartrending to do but damn it if doesn't work.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>975019
JAL was the 1 I'll never forget. In 1 moment their life had new feeling.

Then the brood came. With them the land was cleansed with fire and a comrade was made.

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>>975090
I loved MARTY's goodbye too, hit me right in the feels.

Have an art, I'm kinda torn how do draw Slate as I know we aint cut our hair or anything in quite awhile, so i went for long and messyish. Once we get a haircut all will be well. It's also 40 degrees C so focus is hard

I really enjoy arting for these, though my Bots Vs Brood pic and the Detonator pics are my favs I did so far

>>975093
MARTY's moment was something special too, the whole thing was heart wrenching. Some drew parallels between him and anons, just wanting to build and people be happy. MARTY will forever be a cute and I will fight to protect his smile. Also him calling OMITARblack "Blackie" was adorable. Wonder what they've been up too

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>975090
According to Amy they don't expect gifts. As that is more a thing among other beings. Holidays meanwhile says that instead of 'birthdays' they have Creation Days instead. Which is apparently their version of a birthday. So apparently against your expectations the AI do apparently have some version of holidays. Your not sure how and what exactly.

Now for Mister Neutral. He admits that...he isn't entirely sure how you would deal with someone like the naughty witch. As he is for obvious reasons more used to bandits. He does however say it is distinctly likely the two are going to try and kill each other. Which is something you don't want.

At that point he gets quiet...and asks if your willing to really well and truly pay the price.

Which gave you a bad feeling but you nodded after awhile. Especially after seeing those two really were about to kill each other. That was when Mister Neutral told of you two things you could do. Number 1 convince Naughty Witch it isn't what it looks like...you know its voluntary. You actually quite like Foxy and so on. If she has romantic feelings for though Mister Neutral says your gonna be in some deep shit. Not even Mister N is that good to deal with something like that.

Number 2 give Foxy such a great romp in the sack she forgets about the witch. Which according to Mister Neutral will also serve as a message to her to not worry about it...and so on. It helps that she wont even be able to do anything about it even if she wanted to. Problem is Mister Neutral notes while your good...you ain't THAT good, but claims to have a quick fix.In the long run though your gonna need to figure something out.

What do?
>Keep your distance
>'deal' with foxy
>Reason with Naughty Witch
>Try to deal with both of them
>Other?

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>975231
>'deal' with foxy
We need to roll really well her to shag her enough she wants to sleep awhile afterwards, then while she is

>Reason with Naughty Witch
Explain the whole training trip from hell and so on, how she has more claimed us because we were forced to surrender. Then she found out aside from the other things I'm a "Boy Toy" so she's trying to keep me on a tight leash...

I mean girls unless your going to have a lez off and shag for dominance to see who gets me I don't know what to do? hahahahaa...aahhhh please don't kill me. Seriously have you seen my collection of scars?

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>975199
Nice.

>>975252
Support.

Maybe add please don't kill one another. I'm sorry I'm rape bait, really I am

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>975252
Small problem: dealing with foxy, if we do it properly, will leave us in no condition to reason with anyone.

>>975231
>deal' with foxy
I do not often vote for this sort of thing, but it's necessary.
We can talk to big sis later. One thing at a time here.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>975286
>>975231
This get fox to chill.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>975231
Pearly necromancer gifts, tell me what to get. Hell I'll even say we can ask Mc Scream. Undead been around for while after all.

>>975252

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>975252
>>975271
>>975286
>>975317
>>975336
Ok adding all this up.

We
>Deal with Foxy
By shagging her as much as we can and make up for lost time, then next action we deal with the Witch, THEN we get LOST and find some gifts. We also ask our undead for ideas?

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>975416
Sounds good

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>975252
Your attempts to out shag Foxy didn't work. I mean you were the one tapped out and she just bounced right up afterwards. It wasn't long after that she wandered away. You meanwhile were laying there having a 'well fuck' moment and realized Mister Neutral really wasn't kidding about the whole becoming a better lay.

After recovering a bit you attempted to explain to the witch. After you confirmed what she was already figuring out she was...most upset. That a bandit bitch...'made you her bitch'. Turned you into a boy toy on a short leash. She was...most upset. Claiming that it was her fault for not protecting her 'adorably' cute younger junior. And how she would handle things with Foxy 'one way or another'.

...Well shit.

What do?
>Maybe your boss can help you out...
>Back to Mister Neutral
>Time to see a She Devil
>Make a run for it
>Other?

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>975427
>Maybe your boss can help you out...

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>975427
>>Maybe your boss can help you out...
Help me TSO, your my only hope

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>975427
>Maybe your boss can help you out..
Autistic screeching

You know this is one of those moments I wish the sheer strain and panic of all this was enough to somehow clock us over to hero status and we just grab both their shoulders and make them sit down.

The PSI scream united and empowered by the battered boy toys of the world, united in this moment to say to the girls "Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and stay put. I ain't no trophy". Naturally extruding some kind of aura of sheer rage, woe and power enough to startle them into submission

What do you think the boss would do if we were revealed to be a BT. Jokes aside we need sex training

Our life is suffering, real suffering. If we aint getting shot, its torture. If it's not torture, its rape. If not rape, it's running away screaming. If it's not running away screaming it getting shot again and we've come full circle.

Seriously between all our suffering and the nanites we must be one tough son of a bitch.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>975431
"BOOSSS," you scream running in that general direction. Boss is a hero so Boss has gotta have a solution. That was how you stumbled upon a scene involving your boss and absentee 'master' necromancer teacher/Boss's gf.

"OH COME AGAIN YOU FUCK," yells a frustrated necromancer as she pulls up a blanket to cover her form while on the Shrouded One's lap. "At least the witch has the damned decency to not cockblock me. Admittedly she is quite the pain in the ass in other regards, but a cockblocker she is not. You any idea how rarely I get horny?"

"Oh shut up," says Boss readjusting his mask. "Consider it payback for not actually teaching him anything."

"Hey its not my fault there was that problem I sorta had to fix," pouts the necromancer. Only to receive a withering glare from a masked boss. How the boss can do that you sorta wanna know. I mean just imagine how good the glare is without the mask?

"...Okay fine. So maybe it IS my fault," says your necromantic master in a huff.

"What is it," asks the Boss.

"I uh...sort of have a problem regarding...well you know those two."

"Uhuh. Why didn't you go to Mister Neutral?"

"..."

"I am waiting."

"Well uh...you see I am sorta a uh Boy Toy...and I am uh not 'quite' that good at sex yet. So uh N's plan sorta didn't work...because of that."

Your teacher was now snickering while hiding her face in your bosses neck. Your boss meanwhile sighs loudly before whispering something in her ear. Causing her to shut up and speaks to you.

"Your teacher here," says Boss grabbing the necromancer. "can handle the witch. As for Foxy...hah take a trip with N. Learn how to fuck properly during said trip. He has some stuff to do with nearby bandit gangs anyway. So you can work on the whole sex improvement thing on your own time...while doing work stuff as per usual."

"But...but what about Foxy?"

"Beatrice can help you out with that. Though how your gonna convince that She Devil...well that is up to you. I suppose N probably has some clues though. I don't personally know her well enough to help much with that."

"Beatrice?"

"You get Beatrice to handle it...well Foxy isn't about to go up against a She Devil so soon. By the time you improve enough sexually...you will be able to deal with Foxy. Before Foxy has time to come up with a plan to deal with Beatrice. Not a chance in hell Foxy is gonna go up against Beatrice so soon and ill prepared. Foxy is quite cunning but she'll still need time to prepare. Time you can use to your advantage...then you go over and 'deal' with Foxy," explains the Boss.

"Wow...that...that could actually work."

"Meanwhile before you leave again," mutters Boss who was now making your teacher moan beneath the blanket. "It would be best if you...got some lessons from this one here. She is a most...talented necromancer. Close to breaking through to hero even."

"Hey...that's...private," complains your 'Teacher'.

"Now...shoo. Its not everyday I get to enjoy Holiday sex."

What do?

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>975587
Report to Mr. N to tell him we'll be going with him on his next trip, know when we'll be heading out, and for advice on how to get Beatrice to help us.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>975587
Ok... First we go tell Mr.N what was suggested by the boss and ask for help to get Beatrice to hold off Foxy, then plan our road trip with Mr.N if that goes well. While we wait for their holiday sex to be over...

>Train
PSI Necromancy with the fancy new book we got.

>Once the Holiday sex is over
>Train with "Master".

...after that it's road trip time! Bandit Trip baby!

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>975587
>>975612
>>975615
These. We shall return a stud to put all others to shame

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>975615
Yeah!

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>975564
ALL Boy Toys are tough sons of bitches. They also tend to be boyishly cute or rugged manly handsome fellow. For those with the cute boyish appearances you can bet your ass the bitches stuff youth eliver stuff in em to keep them young looking. Really they besides the bitches are the only ones who rely upon serious youth rejuvinating treatment except for gay butt bandit twinks. Other bandits are more lax with the rejuve treatments for themselves. but you can bet your ass the bitches are gonna scrape their funds together to ensure their boyishly cute boy toys are kept that way.

Funnily enough gay boy toys actually have an easier time simply because they aren't nearly relied upon as heavily as the boy toys servicing bitches(especially ones like Boss tier ones and ect). Normal bitches can get themselves laid reasonably well. But you ain't gonna find many willing to stick their dick in a Boss Bitch or say...a She Devil and hence boy toys are more common among them. It helps they can more easily support some private boy toys for themselves.

You also got the poor bastards who are expected to service entire groups of bitches...they are little better then a sex slaves and bandit whores. They do exist though. Whoring is common among both bandit sexes. Plus its a common trick for managing groups of bandits. Keep a few whores available for bandits to enjoy when they don't wanna fuck each other.(who could blame them?)

Yes gay bandits are referred to as Butt Bandits. Technically this even includes Lesbian ones because of their mutual love for ass(just of their own sex). Of course they have distinct lingo for their groups. You usually hear Butt Bandits for gay male bandits but sometimes its also used for females. Usually though if you here it said with female bandits present it also means there are gay male bandits among them. Basically in grammar/language terms its used for either 1 all male gay bandits group or 2 mixed homo bandit group. You never hear butt bandits referred to when straight bandits are also among them because both groups get offended by the unfair comparison.

Bandit speech is a pretty bastardized dialect that borrows heavily from many different groups. Hence while painful to hear. You can generally figure out what they are saying no matter your origins.

Fun fact Bandit speech is the only language in the Post Fall that borrows so heavily from so many different sources. So if you write bandit all you gotta do is bastardize it and there you go. Not hard to do but tricky and fun to write.

Bandits do admittedly have their own distinctive lingo but every group has that. Its why you got stuff like Teks and Doks. As well as their distinctive Ravagers and She Devils.

>>975648
>>975199
I choose to believe we looked adorable and boyish but all this stuff we've been doing is starting to take it's toll on us looking rougher.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>975615
"Ah Beatrice's help? She is...a romantic so if you want her help you gotta scratch that itch of hers. Otherwise well she IS a She Devil so something that can scratch her evil nature and bandit bitch side will also work."

"That's...not very helpful."

"Look at it this way. Do you got feelings for Foxy or someone else? I know you got some feelings for that Witch. Plus you do have...rather poor tastes in women."

"...So I MAYBE i sorta have a thing for troublesome women...I just don't wanna get raped man."

"Hey if its voluntary its not rape! Yeah I know that was in terrible tastes. But if it wasn't a bandit bitch besides a few like the Witch your only shot would of been a corp chick."

"...Are they really that bad?"

"Let me put it this way. Even the Bitches acknowledge them as their evilest women equal and vice versa."

"...Wow. Really?"

"Oh yeah. You think the paramilitary, tribals, and mutant chickies are bad? Hahahah god wait till you meet a megacorp chick."

"Sounds like my type..."

Woah now buddy. I can live with the bitches but those cunts? Nah not even I would wanna fuck them."

"...Really why?"

"Because the bandit bitches are...well surprisingly honest and upfront about it. But those chicks? Your gonna WISH a fucking bitch had a knife at your throat while she is riding you."

"...Damn. I cannot believe even you would wanna stick your dick in one of them."

"What can I say? I appreciate the brutal honesty that is a bandit bitch. You start messing with the corp chicks and the bandit bitches are gonna be breath of fresh air."

"...They...they can't be THAT bad can they?"

"Do you think the two LIKE to share their status for evilest cunts in the post apocalypse?"

"...Point taken."

"So anyway you gotta figure out what your gonna say to Beatrice. I ain't gonna do it. She fines out I lied somehow and its gonna be MY ASS suffering. I have SEEN what she does man. I ain't doing it. Once you start doing that sorta thing and the butt bandits are gonna take notice."

"...Shit really?"

"Oh yeah. We call them Butt Bandits for a reason man. Once they know you get fucked in the ass even by a woman they are still gonna get some...ideas."

"...So you get raped in the ass by a bitch your gonna get your ass raped by butt bandits too?"

"Pretty much. Why do you think bitches fuck non bandits in the ass so much? The straight bandit boys know better then to take up there. Only the bi ones are gonna be alright with that sorta thing."

"Goddamn it. How the FUCK are corp chicks just as bad?"

"Its a matter of getting shanked upfront or poisoned. Think of it like that."

"So the corp chicks prefer the poisoning?"

"They aren't as big a fan to blatant violence as the bitches. The chicks prefer a more...insidious approach. I can live with the bandit bitches coming after. At least that way I can see them coming. But the corp chicks? Oh baby your really REALLY gonna wish it was like that."

"...So how the corp chicks not at the top then?"

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>975704
Well I mean, if we're adorable and look like a cute guy I'm sure foxy would enjoy it. There's an idea if we really annoy her and need some points back we can put our butt on the line? Provided we're adorable that is, which the witch may do to us

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>975704
"Have you SEEN how blatantly evil bandit bitches are? The only difference between them is this. Corp chicks are more insidious. Bitch will stab you in the face. A corp chick will poison you. A bandit bitch boss proved herself worthy of being a boss. Otherwise nobody is gonna be willing to follow the bitch. the Corp Chick sabotaged everybody else including probably their old boss thereby taking their position all the while making themselves look like they are the good guy and how sorry they are for their...competitors as well as feeling bad for what happened to their old boss...trust me. They are both equally bad just in different ways."

"...One day I am so gonna attract one ain't I?"

"...I will be a liar if I said corp chicks aren't also interested in having boy toys."

"OH FUCK ME."

"Hey its their equivalent of their male counterparts having a mistress. They don't exactly marry each other for love...or pleasure really."

"Doesn't that mean...bandit bitches and corporate chicks compete over boy toys?"

"...You are aware how most boy toys are generally trained up male sex slaves right?"

"...Actually no I didn't know that."

"ah...fuck well lets just say most people don't wanna bother having to train their own up as its a pain. Hence why they let the slavers do it. Male bandits and other people do the same thing for their own fuck toys. Buy yourself a nice properly trained sex slave for pleasure. So basically a lot of the time. They are a bought...if it was solely for pleasure."

"So feelings get in the way then huh?"

"That they do. Hence why you see 'boy toys' who aren't trained up hence not from a slaver. Its simply because of feelings at that point."

"So...doesn't that mean Foxy has...feelings for me then?"

"Big time," says Mister Neutral leaning back. "If it weren't for that she just would of bought a trained boy toy off the slavers. Which is what I am trying to get into your head. Bitch loves you. Problem is Beatrice isn't gonna wanna help so easily if you don't also have feelings for her. Beatrice is a sucker for romantic shit like that. You should of seen how many runaway couples she insisted we help out. You ever wonder why the relations between the sexes are surprisingly good in my gang?"

"Turned out Beatrice had a point, I will admit I got that sorta thing dead wrong."

"Wow...did not see that coming."

"There is a reason why I keep her around. Turned out Beatrice romantic leanings really has some uses. Don't ever let it out she is a romantic though. She is extremely embarrassed by the fact and would do terrible things to you should you leak it."

>>975754
Witch is the biggest female perv. Simply due to her magics that aren't as tempered as heavily by necromancy(which isn't good for your lust). Technically N is the second biggest male pervert shown so far but that is pretty obvious given the type of women he sleeps with regularly.

Yes this even includes Foxy. Yeah she is a bandit but she is also a necromancer.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>975768
"So wait...I thought most bandits are too fucked up for that sorta thing to work out? There is a reason why they need to recruit outside so heavily. Bandit babies can't keep their numbers up."

"Which is true...in most cases."

"Most cases?"

"You ever seen a family raider hold?"

"Family raider hold?"

"Yeah they raid to supply their families back home. They should bandits magically be unable to recruit from outside are gonna be one of the few who stick around. They naturally keep their holdings...very far away in distant but safe locations. They range the farthest generally as raiders from their homebase."

"They are an example of the exception to the rule. In truth should one day bandits be incapable of recruiting outcasts the bandit world as we know it would collapse in a heart beat. Thank god for non bandit criminal scum. We would be fucked without them."

After that you trained with your new book as apparently the trip was gonna be a little bit. Giving you time to train. Even with your master at one point who came out and...really knew her shit. She is apparently gonna be available for awhile and said you can ask both for leave if you want more indepth necromantic training from her. As according to her this placed sucked for teaching necromancy properly.

With your teacher present you can either IMPROVE one of your preexisting things OR learn something entirely new WITHOUT even a single roll! Sadly you can only do this once per a training session.

Bonuses are also minimal as your Teacher actually has a point.

What do?
>Go talk with Beatrice
>Deal with your problem between the two women
>See what jobs are available
>Go exploring
>Time to train
>Visit the shop
>More holiday stuff
>Other?
>>975768
Correction meant N is the biggest male perv shown so far for obvious reasons. You don't tap that kinda ass regularly without being champion class perv. Unsurprisingly technically he IS a Magi!

Who are biggest perverts holy shit. Nobody can compete with the the magi in term of pervs.

No not even the sneaky pervert panty thieves who like to watch women bath, pedophile clergy, or mega rich depraved bastards. They don't got fucking magic out the ass.

Magi are so fucking perverted due to MAGIC that they literally rest in their own separate category they are so far ahead of everyone else in terms of perversion. Fuckers could even make a monsters and demons nervous.

Don't enter the magi magical realm anons. Its a VERY magical place of unimaginable perversion.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>975808
>Go talk with Beatrice
Tell her we think se may have two girls fighting over us and we kbow one of them atleast is doing it for love.

The issue is well im an amnesiac and i have feelings for both but im rediscovery what love is. We have a history with them both. Please help us understand, we just want to do right by them.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>975808
>Go talk with Beatrice
>>975833 had to talk to my own missus for guidance and this seems close enough...love man...god damn. So long as we frame it as we want to fall in love but we don't know, explain our adventures with each and so on.

>you can either IMPROVE one of your preexisting things OR learn something entirely new WITHOUT even a single roll!
I would like to vote we improve our PSI

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>975873
She isn't a psion anon she is a necromancer. Not a psionic one either. She does know a bit about it though as she is went pure necro.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>975881
Ah sorry was thinking because of the tome PSI was on the table. in that case maybe improve our chances/ability to summon rare undead?

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>975833
Support

You know the amnesiac trying to rediscover how love feels and understanding feelings again would make for quite the romance movie, i'm pretty sure there are some like it? pair that with us only really knowing, TSO, Mr.N, Beatrice, ANDY and those two. we have very little experience with pretty much anything

>>975952
Speaking of this, I wonder if first we should look at the letter and data chip we received.

While we're at it, maybe look at the Lost files too.

For training maybe we should do something involving undead since we seem to like using them. Improving our control or learning how to upgrade our undead.

>>976202
That sounds like a good idea. We may want to view the chip in private though, there is no telling what we were before we lost our memory

>>976214
Oh yeah, just remembered. We also should ask how to use our wonderful gifts. Teacher is taking some time to actually teach us, she can show us how to use the obviously rare and powerful skull that could only be from her.
The tome, armor, and shapeshifting cloak have obvious functions, but the skull is more mysterious, other than obviously having necromantic power.

>>976214
>>976238
But yes, viewing the chip in private is a good idea.

>>976238
Good idea, that completely skipped my mind. I'll support jt, want to roll on it?

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>976281
Sure.
>Ask Teacher about the strange, clearly powerfully magic skull
Also ask about the cloak and armor from those who gave them to us, they are clearly very special. The book is too obviously, but I think we can find its secrets by just reading it.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>976284
Rolling on it then, BTW this was me at work >>976281
I've got a bit more of a level head when not nogged up.

>>976309
Oh man.. my roll karma is all kinds of fucked up. That 100 in the beginning must have it out of balance

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>976312
Maybe you need to make it up to Mr. N for not trusting him to help us. We should get him an awesome late gift.

>>976323
We totally need to get him something, something that would help him in his *ahem* line of duty.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>975833
It took a little while but eventually you were able to find Beatrice whom you than spoke those words to.

Beatrice for her part was oddly silent as she looked at you strangely while one of her fingers tapped her chin. It took a little while before she spoke. "The Fox is a lovestruck one...while the witch. Her's is platonic...for now. But now she has competition. So who can say it wont change?"

"Your amnesia and rediscovery of love is....well while romantic it certainly doesn't help things. You need to figure it out...but you need time to do yes? I can get you time. Even keep that troublesome witch busy awhile. You however...must figure somethings out. Those two wont be the last and they weren't the first. Surely you had some stuff from...before."

"Maybe it would be best if you got your memory back first...less you leave a broken heart of someone you used to love."

What do?

>Deal with your problem between the two women
>See what jobs are available
>Go exploring
>Time to train
>Visit the shop
>More holiday stuff
>Other?

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>976991
>check the data chip and photograph
Maybe it'll have a bit of a clue. I'm sort of torn between this guys, I don't want to be found

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>976991
>>Time to train
Teacher, this awesome skull how do I use or work this thing? Time to train our Necromancy and maybe rank it up?

Genie what did we rank up last time from our teacher's lessons?

Rolled 25 (1d100)

How about we do this>>977253 and follow up with this>>977264

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>977253
This
>>977264
Followed by this.
Nothing, because she's never actually taught us before. I suggest increasing undead control or learning undead upgrading (like making our skeletons and zombies better)

I'd really like us to get spirits down. Foxie have patchwork/zombies things, Turbo does machines, the Witch seems to be Skeletons. How about we do Spirits and wraiths. Works with our stealth/scavanger/Operator build we have going on.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>977264
Support

>>977381
We ought to work on the whole keeping foxy and naughty necromancer from killing eachother. I got a feeling if it's left unchecked it's gonna bite us hard

>>977406
We'll work on that in a moment, if there is anything i've learned from women in life it's that they really, really don't like it when you try to, atleast from their perception "control them and their actions". Given they are a bandit and a tribal it'd be even worse so.

My suggestion is we get something to keep them both too busy to get worked up about one another. Find them something to become engrossed in, just ensure the tasks are different enough for it to not become a contest, that could get heavy real fast.

>>977406
>>977441
We already have Teacher who can keep Witch busy, and Beatrice promised to help too.
I think the best thing we can do is go on the trip with Mr. N. I really don't see anything more we can do on this issue before then.

>>977481
Thats pretty much it, we have the distractions to keep them busy, we've now got to give space. While a road trip is not the wisest thing in the world. I really is our best bet. Road Trip with Mr.N next time we get a chance.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>977520
Women man, sometimes I envy bots

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>977264
Your psi magi necromancy improved. It turned out your new teacher had an usually high knowledge of even stuff like that so long as it was about necromancy.

As for the skull its stuffed with a lot of necromantic knowledge. Including stuff relating to psi necros and even a psi magus necromancer. Which according to your teacher was a huge pain in the ass to find a source. Basically it channels souls of the dead and can otherwise tap into their knowledge. Its basically a necromancer relay device or library in a skull. Extremely advanced magics went into its creation. According to your teacher you gotta long way to go before you rank up and you gotta lot of material to cover. That you didn't properly cover before. She notes you have a decent amount of experience but are lacking proper knowledge to go with it. Due to what you are she knows you wont exactly be easy to teach much less the very obscure stuff you'll be interested in. Hence the Skull which she purposefully stuffed with psi necromancy and psi magi necromancy. Not exactly her forte but she IS good enough to make it so you can still learn it. Apparently she herself looked into psi necromancy because of its gift with creating intelligent undead. So she knows a bit.

What do?
>Deal with your problem between the two women
>See what jobs are available
>Go exploring
>Time to train
>Visit the shop
>More holiday stuff
>Other?

Genie's laptop is really finally dying on me. So that is why my updates have been so shitty. I should be able to get a new one in a couple weeks but until then...yeah.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>977709
In anons defense the Genie is a complete bastard(see very good) when it comes to writing women.

I am one of those lucky bastards who can actually write members of both sexes without much problem. Its why I got into inhumans character. Who are a fuck ton harder.

You know for a challenge.

It certainly doesn't make it easy on anons. Especially my 'gift' to writing more...difficult/dangerous/scary to handle ones. What is most terrorifying is how do you think the Genie knows how to write them so well?

hahahah(actually crying).

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>977759
I feel you Genie, maybe not quite on the same level but a I feel you

>>977714
>Other?
Find out from Mr.N how long we have till he leave for this Road Trip of his.

>Visit the shop
We need a new shield generator that can last a long time while we get LOST, something pretty hardcore because we'd always need it. We already have solid guns and Armour according to CC.

>Go exploring
We're going to get LOST while trying to find some decent late gifts for our friends.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>977790
Can't argue with that.

Also anons I was thinking, if we do look into our past I have an idea of how to deal with it. We keep our identity a secret and basically tie up loose ends and say we're doing it for a man now gone. Melancholy feels ahoy and all that. I do miss our Handsome TT friend. Never know when we look into our past we may have been close to hero? Maybe we'll trigger some kind of TT SpecOps PTSD rip and tear mode? time shall tell

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>977790
Vote

>>977818
I just want to look at our gifts. We have them right here, they were meant for us, and they could have information that we would regret not having. I don't want to go find our past, but you never know when it might find us.
Similarly we should look at the Lost files we got a while back.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>977790
Supporting. Were playing the most dangerous game here.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>977714
So when do y'all want to become a Found? We have those pieces from the lost and now the present.

>Time to train
Can we do a negative energy shell with our necro powers?

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>977905
I'm thinking we can do that some time while we are getting lost. Read the files on our HUD or while we're at a camp for a night.

>>977920
I don't want to become FOUND, not yet atleast. LOST makes combining Skill Trees and Hybridizing easier.

>>977920
I think first we need to find out how to even become a Found, and getting a clue about that is what those pieces and the gift are for.
What we need is more information so we can make informed decisions, not to just jump into becoming something new.

>>977920
Nah. Being found would suck at the moment. We've got a job to do currently and getting Lost is really helpful

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>977924
Eh I feel it would be equal ether way.

>>977931
We know how to become a Found. The Lost guy gave us the stuff we needed.

I get the feeling becoming a Found lets us find just about anything. While a Lost will wonder around till they find something Lost.

>>977933
While we do have a job to do. There is matters of the heart of some ladies we are dealing with. Finding out about us will let the character make a decision with out worries from the past.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>977924
>>977933
It would be awesome to become an Elite Lost. Especially since for us it would mean soon becoming a Heroic Lost. Wherever I May Roam...

>>977957
I'm fairly certain we don't become Found just by reading it. I think it tells us how to become a Found, and we still haven't even looked at it.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>977920
"The closest thing to negative energy is Death magics. Which will kill you very very hard even if your an undead or immortal. Anti reality, is another contender. Don't use it unless you wanna destroy reality and you along with it."

"Negative energy is bullshit made up term to make different magics look bad and evil. Its nonsense and only primitives, idiots, and zealots use the term for whatever it is they have a hatred for."

"Yes there are magics and things that are polar opposites. No that doesn't make them evil. Unless your talking literal good and evil in which case yes, but only then."

"Its more a matter of perspective and beliefs."

"I wouldn't suggest using a necro energy shell around yourself. Stuff is terrible for health. Admittedly that is a mere side effect and its quite deadly against many things. So long as they aren't undead anyway."

"Mighty useful weapon and great for wards. Just not such a good idea to shield yourself with it. Trick to that is using a multiple systems. Problem is its on the more complicated side and tedious. Best off using your psi as a shield."

"Necro energy is much better unleashing deliberating affects, boosting the undead, and outright killing things. If it wont kill them it will at the very least leave some very nasty gifts behind. Nicest of all is not having to worry about friendly fire while using undead!"

"As a necromancer we learn how to deal with the side effects of our magics...others don't have that privilege. There is a reason why many necromancers get into curses and hexing. I don't understand the lack of combat magic necro users though. A necro bolt is powerful enough to hurt like hell unless your an undead and even then we have our ways. In truth the use of necrotic effects on our enemy is more a side effect then actual purpose. Its not like we went out of way to do it. Its just a side effect...albeit mighty useful one."

"But if we can't kill it directly we can certainly make it suffer. Either way its a win win for us! Especially when you consider the whole not having to worry about friendly fire if your using other undead which is yet another win!"

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>977790
Mr. N says its gonna be a little while. He isn't exactly in a rush.

Best shields available are the following
Think Tank Prototype Shield Generator
Old World Combatative Shielding Unit
Relic Ancient Force Shield

As for getting lost. You get very lost indeed which is how you find yourself standing before a broken metal door that has a strange mark on with a random seeming stream of digits and letters. Inside you noticed its rather dim...with barely functional emergency lights flickering.

What do?
>Explore the unknown facility
>Take a closer look at the doorway
>Go get lost again
>Mark location and go back
>Other?

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>978246
>>Explore the unknown facility
>>Take a closer look at the doorway
Ask the Mask whats inside and may we come in...then go in

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>978264
This but also take the Think Tank Shield

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>978246
>Think Tank Prototype Shield Generator
Tech stuff protection
>Old World Combatative Shielding Unit
combat protection
>Relic Ancient Force Shield
Magic protection

Ill just go with >>978267 and say
>Think Tank Prototype Shield Generator
keep things moving. If we can convince the boss to let us carry two if they have independent power supplies take the
>Relic Ancient Force Shield
But I dont see that happening

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>978271
All three of those shields are top of the line shit. Boss only takes that sorta stuff out when explicitly asked for because frankly there are rare as all hell, extremely strong/valuable, and there are fuck all for sources of them.

Technically there was even a Tek shield which utilized some Super possibly insane Tech used within.

So meant to include 4 but I figured anons might not be too into using bandit gear so I sorta forgot.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>978246
>Explore the unknown facility
>Take a closer look at the doorway
Cuban Pete ? Is this your house? Can we take the mask with us and note down those combinations

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>978278
Ah sick then yeah TT generator it is.
>>978279
Holy shit yes add that. Bring the mask maybe we need it and the writing or something?

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>978264
>>978279
I think you mean
>Take a closer look at the doorway
>Explore the unknown facility
Order is kind of important here.
Wait, you want to go in even if it answers, says no and threatens dire consequences if we do? I do not approve of that. Not unless we go back for reinforcements first.

>>978267
>>978271
Personally the Relic would be my first choice.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>978284
Ok, ill agree switch the order around there. still chat with the mask though, ask how it is, weather ok? can I go in there?

>>978289
Oh, I agree with trying to talk to the mask. I just don't think we should ask if we can go in and then go in regardless of what reply we receive. Possible warnings of doom aside, it's rude as fuck.

>>978327
Yeah fair enough.
>Take a closer look at the doorway
chat with the mask and provided we are not forbidden from entering
>Explore the unknown facility
get that order down

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>978327
Sigh, yeah I get it ok. Change the order and we're ok though yeah?

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>978351
>>978327
Wait wat mask?

>>978351
>>978347
Yeah. Sorry to be so nit picky, I just don't want something we could avoid so easily to bite us in the ass.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>978383
Oh. *Mark.
Well that discussion was pointless. Unless we want to talk to the Mark.
Actually, examine the Mark. If it's some kind of "you gonna die if you come in here," we reconsider going in alone.

>>978390
....Oh fuck really I read Mask for some reason.....derp

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>978423
You made me a fool anon bah! But seriously maybe we should check the mark against the one on our box?

>>978428
Hey come on, I miss read it yeah but no one else picked up on it. don't blame me. Sure the initial mistake was mine but no one corrected me

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>978423
Eh, let's try talking to it anyway. Marks aren't commonly known for speaking even when there is spookiness involved, but you never know.
>>978428
Good idea probably.

>>978431
Its fine it happens. My support and vote stays the same, maybe this is an intercom and were being polite

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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>978390
>>978383
>>978327
I know a guy with a mask

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>978279
Surprised anons remember Cuban Pete the man who dances the romba beat.

And no there was no mark. The mark however was identified by Amy. According to her it means this is some kind of old world government facility. Likely for research or more...sinister of purposes. How the hell you found it she doesn't know.

Taking a closer look at the door it like some kind of failure occurred with the mechanism. Which happened some what recently but not too recently given the rust and dust. The emergency lights meanwhile indicate the power system is largely exhausted. Its likely this facility has been abandoned. You don't see any signs of fighting or looting.

Thus you went down the hallways. Dodging leaking ceilings, pools of glowing fluids, and flickering lights. The hallways were long and narrow. Even the turrets you saw...didn't move when you entered range. Other pieces of broken or defunct tech you also found in plenty.

That was when you found yourself in a corridor with a map and elevators nearby.

What do?
>See if you can get the elevators working
>Take to the elevator shaft
>See if you can wake up a nearby terminal
>Take to one of the passageways
>Go up/down the stairs
>Go back
>Other?

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>978582
>Go back
>Other?
Go to the front Door and send a message to the boss we found something quite awesome we think. Send a picture of what was on the Door. Wait 10 mins or so for a call back if we don't get one we head on in again and
>Take to one of the passageways
Gonna get our Loot on.

Nat 1 incoming and unleashing....an abomination....a brood one...who we may have played before

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>978611
Let's go lads. It's got a get weird

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>978611
>>978582
Adding to my plan, plant glow sticks or something so we don't get lost in here or get stuck in the dark, just make them subtle. We're going full operator here. We got any scanning gear now is the time, full stealth mode time.

Observe the environment see signs of anything? bullet cases? blood? bodies? check the wall turrets, are they loaded still? Reach out with PSI don't try to connect, just feel...is there anything here.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L7mZH2u3Qc

I'm so fucking hyped. Love me abandoned facilities and the like.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>978611
>>978626
That track spooks me even now. Supporting.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>978629
Good track ain't it. Whole movie had a solid OST. Anyone think AMY is going to go Red Queen on us?

>>978626
>>978611
Just confirming support for both parts rather than just the first

>>978634
I actually thought Seizure of Power would have been a good theme for Detonator if we didn't power level him too fast.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>978642
I just had a thought could we in theory use Psi to magically have guns float in the air around us and shoot and stuff? Hold our hand out and pull weapons to us or stop bullets? It's all the One

>>978664
Can we not go there

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>978611
>>978626
Message sent. After that you went back inside. There you went down a passageway. Revealing a large room full of cubicles. That appeared to be in disordered state. Further down you encountered offices. Now you started to find a signs...of struggles. Old bloodstains, broken doors, and shattered glass. The deeper you went the worst it went...until you ran into a doorway with a flickering hologram before sealed doorway that looked quite battered. Here you could see what had at least once been a battleground. Mostly because of a lot of bullets and bodies. Some security systems and barricades had also been placed. But for some strange reason they were clearly abandoned before the fighting had reached them. It was here when you got to close to loot the bodies the old security systems that appeared to be down. Woke up and shot at you.

Fortunately for you the way they were set up was not meant to contain your general direction and it helped it had been a very long time since they had any maintenance done. Still it was a close call.

What do?
>Try to circumvent the defenses
>Go back
>Frontal assault time baby
>See if you can hack into their systems
>Other?

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>978728
>See if you can hack into their systems
AMY have a peek, this shit is really, really damned old. Maybe we can hack into it. Try to deactivate the stuff for now, but not permanently. Really hoping the AI that likely ran this place aint Rampant or even awake. If we can get me security files, what happened here.

>Other?
Re-position and hide really well. Whatever "may" be down here will have heard this and might be on the way. If it does let the security systems deal with it. While we figure things out. We must listen and keep a watch...has anything changed? anything else booted up? can he hear anything echoing or moving in the halls...anything?

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>978738
supporting this with my roll

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>978728
>>978738
Support

We may also look out for transponders or the like, the base personnel may have used them to avoid friendly fire when on lockdown

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>978738
Supporting. Amy is the right kind of AI for this right?

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>978738
I swear if we're about to get monster swarmed. Atleast everything here is old as fuck

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>978738
Oh shit I forgot to mention we should also ensue we do in fact know our exits in case things get really bad. Have our Auto Shotty ready for action too.

I feel like we're in an Alien film and we just alerted them of our presence.

>>978751
Could you do something for me and my piece of mind? Post again...
>>978751
1 post by ID then less than 2 mins later
>>978755
this...1 post by ID. now I expect to see this ID again but im betting Mr.SageGreen won't. I really, really hope im wrong though

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>>978770
I last posted many threads ago, when we bought the TT hoverbike

>>978784
Ok, thats cool i'm just waiting on >>978751 to show themselves because damn that is suspicious.

Genie punishes samefagging very seriously so i'm ever watchful

>>978770
>>978818
for your peace of mind.
but what were you suspecting?

Rolled 72 (1d100)

Oh no. Same fags mean a critical fail don't they...say it ain't so, it's been so long.
>>978765
Good point I'll back that bit too. Though I'd draw the smg myself

>>978839
Oh thank heavens.

If same fagging occurs (ie: 1 post by this IDs flood the thread) it causes trouble for us as Genie does not take kindly to it as it appears to be same fagging but now you've show yourself my fears are fading.

>>978846
don't worry mate, all is fine.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>978738
The only thing you can hear besides the whirring of a nearby computer system Amy had you jack her in. Is a steady drip drip and the whirring of fans. At times you thought you heard a strange brushing sound, but that was nothing.

Amy after awhile broke into their security. Or what was left of it anyway. According to her the facility suffered a breach in the labs but follow procedure they were able to successfully quarautine the area. That was when something very strange happened...which made Amy very nervous.

You see while she was poking around she failed to find any trace of a AI in oversight. Which is completely nonsense. According to her there is ALWAYS an AI...overseeing things. Even if there supposedly isn't an AI in the facility. According to her that is never true.

Problem is while she was poking around and during her hack...there wasn't anything. Nothing. A void.

The systems have all defaulted and when the power supply finally cutout...well lets just say. The containment had according to her been sabotaged big time.

After that the defaulting of the systems well if whatever is down there hadn't gotten out then. Well it sure as shit is out now.

You see the security systems? The loss of the AI convinced them that there was NO quaratine. They defaulted...sure the basics were there, but then the problem went out. And there was already a real breach to begin with...

You never had Amy get scared before that didn't involve Rampant Technology. She is now especially once she found that void...not even a dead AI.

Nothing.

No insanity...no failsafe. No destruction.

It was just...gone. Completely gone.

And that isn't at all easy to accomplish. AI aren't by any means stupid. Especially one which had to be Cored. Yes there are failsafes for that precise reason...thing is though those failsafes are designed to leave evidence. A trace. Problem is there literally isn't any and neither is there a single trace of the AI.

So Amy suggests...extreme caution. If your lucky whatever used to be locked up has since left. However this entire set up stinks heavily of sabotage and inside job. That wasn't including the problem with the labs...

What do?
>Fuck this your out
>Open the sealed Door
>Explore another section
>Time to investigate
>Other?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>978865
>Other?
Slate Phone Home: Boss AMY is sending you so data and readouts, you know what this means....this COULD be huge. I'm going to keep exploring and marking what i find....

>Other?
New the security is "down" if its safe to LOOT do so, I want to see what ammo this guards were using, may give us a clue... Look at the bodies where fighting did happen, are they back to back? going full CSI here. Where were they shooting, what height? Where were they headed.

>Explore another section
Hope your mapping this place out AMY lets have a look around some more. Make sure we've got breathing gear ready and sensors on, I call bullshit on us being alone.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>978865
Bah meant the power not problem went out.

Basically the security system got sent to its defaulted setting...despite the already proven breach. After awhile...the power supply cut out. So if whatever wasn't out before then sure as shit is likely out now.

Good news is this happened a very long time ago...bad news is. The data contained within the labs is redacted and you can't access them from here. So you don't know what the hell it was they were working on.

According to Amy without going into the labs. There are only three other ways to access the data.

1 is the AI Core Room.
2 Is finding the relay that transmits the data outside the facility.
3 Certain important offices should have possible access and records on file.

Or you can do it the hard way and try to directly crack the encryptions and get passed the security countermeasures.

Enjoy your creepy abandoned facility with shady activities and history.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>978865
>>Explore another section
Locate the Relay/Comm Office

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>978875
You would have to get close enough to the bodies to examine them. According to Amy when the critical failure occurred...well lets just say there is a reason why there are a lot of dead bodies, a now sealed door, and newly placed security countermeasures.

Security did their best even after the AI went *poof*.

They were pros though. Not exactly useless rentacops.

Most people would of ran, given up, or tried to fix things. Instead they set up chokepoints, hooked up new systems and forcefully overrode the old ones.

You gotta remember the AI may have been gone but the other stuff was still there.

Problem is...well there holes and sabotage. Not to mention you have no idea whatever the fuck it was that got loose inside those labs. Or whatever got loose afterwards.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>978876
>1 is the AI Core Room.
Fuck it, we're going in, we are going to grab everything we can encrypted or no.
>>978875
Linking to this as it's what we're gonna explore. Also take as many pictures as we can. Keep sending Data to the boss. If we get a call to bail out we will but for now my horror and suspense boner is guiding me poorly I might add

Thank you Genie, this kind of suspense and atmospheric horror is my thing, you write it so well and I love it

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>978889
>>978875

Holy Shit it just occurred to me, feel around can we get any undead here? Spirits, Skeleton spec ops? anything? They'll know pass codes etc

thats the last addition I swear

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>978875
>>978889
>>978893
An anon with a plan. Support

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>978889
I cannot tell you how fucking sad I am when they have spooky abandoned facilities where shit went the fan and went to hell...but there is never any hidden internal very purposeful shit going on in the background. Or to help things along...

Its ALWAYS just an accidental breach..or some other bullshit. Would it kill them to have something else that went on as well? Something...very much on purpose?

I MEAN WHAT AN AWESOME SUSPENSE RIDDEN HORRORIFYING ANGLE.

And everybody ignores it.

I mean...COME ON.

Best you get is some greedy bullshit included. NEVER anything regarding very hush hush operations shit added into the mess. Besides the usual ethically bankrupt research division or something typical like that.

I can't believe such an awesome angle is always so ignored...

So yeah run like hell from Genie done facilities. You think that shit was by accident or greed?

Say hello to Black Operation involvement baby.

Its why you gotta be careful with even the non research sites.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>978889
>>978889
supporting

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>978889
>>978893
Supporting this whole chain. You know we could pass for a Mad but how can we resist something that makes the genie so happy

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>978875
>>978889
>>978893
One surefire way to have an idea what this place used to be is to look for shipping manifests.

What I find strange though is that we haven't yet found any way this most likely remote facility was resupplied, no rail network, no loading bays, nothing.

>>978898
I mean if I wanted to do this right I'd fall back wait for back up, then systematically sweep this place but that's not quite so much of an adventure and don't fill my horror lust.

Besides Genie does insidious so very well and a trip to the AI core will be just that. Though looking back checking the Data transfer sites may be next

>>978923
Pair that with the information void, the whole this was planned thing, the dead security...Someone did something and cleaned up shop. Whatever they were working on may not have escaped, but was unleashed. Therefore providing both a test for whatever it was and disposing of other assets.

But then again, maybe its something much calmer, yet more sinister. The AI void, the sealing of some areas....maybe this was the intent all along, what if there was no escape, what if there really is nothing her. What if whatever was going on has long since ended, now we are walking through the aftermath. The story has long since ended, the bodies we walk over lively heroes of their own stories....who knows~

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>978875
You sent another message out but you have yet to get a reply back.

As for looting the dead guards...they don't have any ammo on them. Apparently they were already picked up long before you showed up.

They were not back to back. They were however lined up and clearing firing in one direction. You could see they held a fighting retreat as they backed up slowly away from the doorway and whatever it is they killed...you found nothing but strong chemical stains, drag trails, and scorch marks.

Bullet holes wise they were all over the places. Your not entirely sure where it was they were shooting but it was clearly in one direction only. They had set up a chokepoint and an attempted killzone. It seemed to have worked but they suffered losses. Their wounds were strange though.

Slashes, heavy bruising, and oddly enough a strange kind of holes inside them. With no projectile but they left behind a strange taint. A slimy coating and lots of blood. Whoever looted them previously only grabbed their ammo and data packs(Amy noted both their dogtags and on board tech key systems were removed aka the stuff) Which included unfortunately their data feeds among other important info. They left everything else behind however. Besides being clearly damaged and missing key parts their armor is...sort of intact.

According to Amy whoever 'looted' their bodies knew what they were doing. You would think their armor was still good besides the obvious until you tried to use it. Some of the stuff they grabbed ensured the remaining gear was deeply sabotaged. Including their guns...whose smart systems had been tampered with. Damn things wouldn't fire or unlock for that matter. If you didn't know any better you would think they were busted. Problem outside some use and age. They should of been perfectly fine.

Hence it was clearly the smart onboard systems. Goddamn the assholes who ever thought 'smart' guns were a good idea.

After nabbing some other pieces of stuff that wasn't sabotaged and you know still there. You left towards the AI Core. How Amy knew where it was you couldn't tell. As neither the info she dug up displayed its location and neither did you see it displayed on the surprisingly helpful maps that were displayed in a lot of areas.

Yet Amy took you down some passages, through some rooms, and finally...you stood before a spot. That you clearly knew wasn't on any maps.

Yet on top of it in big bold letters you could clearly see CORED AI HOUSING. Thing is though...the door was left open and when you went inside. There was nothing there but some ejected wires, blinking electronics, and dead screens. One of which that didn't appear to be any different Amy directed you towards. To hook her up to. After that the dead screens came back to life as massive amount of data was poured through.

>>978889
You decide to look the around to see what you can find.

>>978893
Nope.

Who knows? Just remember the Genie isn't gonna forget shady black ops.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>978950
The housing room...is clearly empty. You honestly couldn't find a thing and you began to understand why Amy was so freaked out about it. There was nothing but blank floor and walls. With an empty pit which at one point should of housed the AI.

Amy meanwhile seemed to have found what you were looking for. As the screens started to broadcast some video. You could see the quaratine be put into place and personnel were carefully evacuated as the security teams moved in. The way they moved...it reminded you of the paramilitary. They were professional and smooth. After that the video flickers to where you just were. As they Security forces...were firing upon these...things that came charging at them. They came from the walls, the ceiling, and directly charged forth. If it wasn't for the killzone at the chokepoint they would of been overwhelmed. Instead they just shot in that general direction and slowly retreated. Even as they were...'shot' by these strange fluids. Slashed or smashed. Some were even dragged deeper in screaming before a large explosion occurred where the guard used to be. Turning himself into a giblets and blasting everything around him.

You noticed however that the explosions...were never close enough to hit their own guys and that was when you realized. They waited until it was safe to perform an explosive exit.

The video then flickered over to the labs. Where you saw scientists were experimenting on people and animals. Some died others...changed. Some of those who were changed were dissected. Usually while they were still alive and changing. Otherwise they were shuffled over to new special holding areas. Sometimes they were put down first...usually through a surprisingly large variety of methods while notes were taken. After that they were disected.

And that was if they were lucky.

Otherwise they dissected them alive. If they were especially unlucky the unfortunate test subject would be actively experimented upon during the procedure. So they could better see how they reacted.

...there were so many videos of these 'tests'. All very carefully archived and especially detailed in the way only a test report could do.

After awhile that was when an containment was breached. It was a perfectly normal day morally bankrupt experimentation included. Except that day...things went wrong. That day two test subjects that were exposed and turning...exploded violently. Problem was the first one that exploded started to eat into the equipment and when the second one exploded shortly after that. The compromised equipment wasn't able to prevent exposure. A lockdown was instantly implimented. Problem was the two gases...started to eat their way through the shielding and exposing everything. It soon breached the first room and quickly fell upon the others. At this point evacs were ordered and security came in started shooting or in some cases spraying flames/chemicals. At this point an entire section of the lab has failed.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

Oh tits....Brood

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>978959
At the point where the breach had expanded into the holding areas. That was when a large countermeasure was endured. You couldn't tell what happened because the screens turned white and you only knew it was coming. Was because at that point the security forces fell back and created a perimeter. Followed by a strange sound...and nothing.

It as when they went to take a closer look reporting the failsafe had kicked in but...well they were gonna need a new lab section. Test subjects and some scientists included. The security forces moved ensuring the...purge you realized was properly successful.

That was however when it video abruptly cut out for a time. Before being rebooted...and the systems were acting perfectly normal.

Which was the problem, because in some of those vids you could see the purge...hadn't worked out as it intended. You could hear screams as suddenly the security guards who went to check the purge, were quickly hauling ass away and chucking lots of explosives behind them. There were some engineers cursing about how the purge system had been compromised and yells from many different sources.

About what went wrong with the AI.

At this point while most of the security forces were quickly hauling ass to contain the failed purge. The rest of them were fanning through the rest of the facility...and a firefight broke out in a stairwell. How they knew something was there you had no idea but whatever it was returned fire upon realizing they were busted.

Another two teams were sent to investigate why the purge system failed(when should of engaged properly when things got particularly fucked ordered or not). While the other team went to check on the AI Housing. They melted their way through door once they realized it was locked and they couldn't override it quickly. Before sweeping through the room...and reporting the strange situation.

The guys at the purge system who were sent meanwhile weren't so lucky. Their trip was a one full of fighting AND they were the only poor bastards stuck escorting civilians. Who were suppose to figure out what went wrong. Their job was 'simple' escort the civilians to the target and keep them safe.

They...well they even had worse luck then the the guys who got their pants caught down during the after purge sweep. At least they didn't have to worry about any civilians.

Especially as repeated requests for a Full Lab Purge were requested...but never happened. At that point you could hear chatter among the upper ranks whether or not they should initiate a full facility purge. Particularly using an Outside One given how someone clearly fucked up their internal Purge failsafes. So it was argued that they clearly needed to use the External one...but they couldn't decide when to initiate it.

Apparently the facility wasn't cheap and the personnel not so easy to replace. So their request was sent out.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>978967
They never got a reply back.

Meanwhile the security forces chasing the intruders...well both of them deep in the bowels of the base. Ran into the third side.

Mostly through a big nasty looking hole in the ceiling where the things came out of. They literally melted/chewed their way through the heavily reinforced and specially prepared lab containment walls.

Meanwhile in a surprisingly close location you could see. The squad with civilians in it were fighting their way through to other areas of where the civilians insisted they needed to go. They coincidentally ran into what remained of the other two forces after they got ambushed by a third party.

At that point everybody was beginning to realize just how fucked the situation was quickly becoming and getting out of hand. The security forces once they found out about the...other literally large hole in their defenses. Sent a wave of reinforcements down there but at this point they were on their last legs. They didn't have anymore bodies to spare and were preparing to pull out.

The survivors meanwhile debated about what they should do. The interlopers as it turned out had a escape arranged at a nearby loading dock. While a brave civilian insisted on knowing a way to 'fix everything'. Insisting the key was actually not with the sabotaged or damaged systems, but instead with something new. Something they insisted nobody would think of.

That person told everyone of the Hard Reset. Which was built into the very infrastructure of the base...that people actually knew about and took care of. In a particularly fucked situation the Hard Reset could be used to purge everything. Because it was known about and carefully tended to due to its connection with all sorts of key systems...nobody can sabotage it. Without quickly getting busted. Its existence was...frankly more well disguised then covered up.

Problem was the hard reset had two switches that needed to be activated. One was in the bowels of the facility...where they were near. The other meanwhile was located in the offices area. In one of the big important offices which was on the opposite side of the quickly overrun facility. At this point the security forces were on the retreat and were trying to get the rest of the trapped personnel out(quarantine a bitch).

It was decided that those who wanted to run...would stick around just long enough to help with the first switch but after that they were out. Thus they set out...and that was where the video ended. Right after they made it there, pulled the switch, and were preparing to separate.

What do?
>Try to find the rest of the video
>Run the fuck away
>Explore other parts of the facility
>See what you can find of the current situation
>Other?

>>978961
Brood are what the Nids, Aliens and Zerg should of been.

Makes them all look like a bunch of fucking pansies. I know your limited to by film and games but still.They could of done SO much more with the entire concept.

Who says they're brood?

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>978978
>>Other?
Go up top and establish contact with Boss try to call. No pick up? We've got a problem

>Explore other parts of the facility
>See what you can find of the current situation
After that call no matter the outcome look for the rest of their servers, we are going to pull any and all data still present. I want everything. We wait for back up before cracking this place open fully. Maybe try to find their armory too and grab what we can.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>978978
>Try to find the rest of the video

>>978986
I support this after making an attempt to find the rest of the video.
Although the other part of the facility I'd like to go to is the Administrator's Office.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>978986
Support

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>978986
For the horror

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>978986
>>978991
Ok we find the vid THEN do what I said

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>979001
supporting

>>979006
lucky 77 nice

So what we seem to have here was a seemingly simple disaster....I smell a corp war. It started as an "accident" but then all the other stuff...someone made sure it would get worse.

>>979012
>someone made sure it would get worse.
it sounds more like coincidence though, these other guys just attempted to sabotage/steal data or whatever they wanted at the same time as an experiment got out of control. just bad luck for them.

>corp war
isn't it a government facility? was mentioned in an earlier post if irc. sound more like someone wanted to attempt world domination or just wipe out the commies.

>>979018
Maybe the eggheads were biotech corp defectors and the unknown operatives were a hit squad sent to "plug" the "brain drain".

>>979018
Seems a little too convenient to be a coincidence.

Seems to me like the intruders sabotaged containment to cause chaos...but it worked too well. Probably according to someone's plan though.

No telling who the intruders were though. Rival gov, corp with interest in the work being done, criminal organization; we just don't know.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>979028
Well we'll find out soon enough. If we can find who owned this place it narrows it down. But here's the thing, has whatever they were doing here escaped...or was it taken by whomever set this up?

We've got a shit ton of unknowns but also a TON of possible Loot...Guys something utterly horrifying just crossed my mind. What if we find everything we want, we do everything down here we want...we've got to leave...through the one way in/out. What if there's a clean up squad waiting. We've had no word from the boss...we may be getting jammed...theres an idea.

When we call do what CC said, use their coms because ours should be able to tap in.

>>979028
yeah, but if the intruders have the capabilty to sabotage the containment without anyone noticing, wouldn't they probably also have a better option to get what they want then send in a hit squad?
plus how should they know that it'll work? from what we've seen it doesn't look like the test-specimens are prone to explode, looks like a one-time occurence.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>979036
They did explode before, but never at the same time AND in such a way as to create an.. combined.effect like that. Their systems would of been able to handle it albeit with some damage but the two combined?

They got fucked.

THEN when you throw in the sabotage...things went very very wrong.

Maybe the stuff they used for two were tampered with...maybe the subjects themselves. Maybe it was something else entirely...

>>979036
So the "one-time occurence" of test subjects exploding just happens to be not one subject exploding, but two of them, timed so the first one weakens the systems that would have stopped the second one from causing problems?

Someone KNEW something was going to go down. Heh, you think they sabotaged it without anyone noticing? There was someone else COUNTING on the sabotage.

>>979040
I did see Genie's post, but I didn't change what I was saying because I wanted to point out that what you said would only be even stronger evidence of tampering.

It's quiet funny if we dig up alot of this information and data along with anything else, we're gonna paint yet another target on our back. At this rate we'll be the most wanted man in the wastes!

>>979040
>>979044
yeap, i see your point, makes sense.

>>979046
Such is the life of the LOST. We find things thought to be gone completely, or evidence of incidents others have shoved deep under the rug

>>978978
hmmm, that makes me think Genie, Detonator had the most ridiculous shape shifting ever, all those combos and such. Plus he could divide. Could Detonator shape shift his cells enough to fool scanners?

Secondly....Exploding BROOD....holy shit...Genie....was Detonator...or a piece of him here?

The sheer quality of his shapeshifting, alongside his natural power....he'd be an incredible subject. Even if you get a few cells of him, nurture them..and you'll have another Detonator!

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>978991
I'll support this action.
This is >>977406 I'm just at work.

>>979118
Confirming now that I'm back from work.

>>979118
Bless your roll anon

>>979039
>>979118
>>978991
After this we should try a seance and ask the departed souls what happened

>>980302
The fact that we're not raising undead left and right sort of surprises me. Though it's hard to stealth with rattling of bones I guess

>>980332
In regards to the undead we already tried. Whomever died here, their souls, are long gone, their bones are nigh dust. There's nothing to bring back.

>>980352
Ahh shoot, I must have missed that when I was reading this morning.

Also by the looks of it, when we open that Sealed Door, we may encounter some really heavy shit but if we want to Purge everything we need to use the switch down there as the one upstairs may be already switched on.

What i'd suggest is someone goes up makes sure the Executive switch is OFF send someone below to do the one in the complex then come back and once out begin the purge from the Executives office. Rather than dying down there

>>980443
Are we gonna be able to take on the brood by ourselves? I thought we just got lost or do we take our mini-horde with us?

>>980517
oh hell no we ain't going in alone, hell we shouldn't even go in. Send Bots, they can infest those so easy.

>>980443
???
But the one in the bowels of the facility was the one that was switched on. The video cut off right after that.

I'm not so confident being in the office guarantees exemption from from the Hard Reset. I get the impression it's more of a "nuke the site from orbit" sort of thing. Not literally, that was an Aliens quote. But maybe literally.

>>980517
We aren't taking on shit alone. I think they're talking about after we get some serious backup.

>>980536
So we do have the bots with us? Maybe I ought to re-read the earlier posts.

>>980550
Okay makes sense, yeah fuck the whole let's be a badass and tear up some possible brood.

I'm down for us doing recon/scout and get far enough away to call boss.

Wait.. last we saw boss s/he was having fun with our master so that might be a bad idea. Maybe call in foxy, Mr. N, and if all else fails naughty witcb.

>>980574
Yeah, remember not even Detonator fought the brood solo. Sure he soloed the boss but he needed an army to fight the rest of the brood and keep them from massively dogpiling him.

>>980554
No we have no bots. Given that the Boss has not responded...and neither did the people who once owned this place when they phoned out. I think something is jamming us. hopfully what I said action wise and the 99 that was rolled will help us.

We need the Boss here.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>978986
Boss does not respond once more.

The rest of the facility at least the few parts you found really weren't that different from the other stuff so far.

As for the current situation a lot of the systems are down or reliant upon emergency power. There isn't that much you can pull from them. Hence you decided to try and find their server room. Hopefully it has the info you are looking for. Problem is according to the directions the server room is there are two server rooms. One is located near the office section. While the other more important server room is located in the depths of the facility. Their armory meanwhile is located near the labs. There are however guard posts near the exits and other key sites.

What do?
>Try to find the rest of the video
>Run the fuck away
>Explore other parts of the facility
>See what you can find of the current situation
>Other?

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>980704
Calmly get the hell out and far enough away to attempt to reach out to foxy, mr. N, and/or naughty witch for back up

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>980731
Vote
Or call one of Shrouded's AI, they usually pick up when we try to call him anyway
Also be sure to note the location so we can find this place later.

Glad you're here to make a sensible suggestion, mystery is a weakness of mine.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>980750
>>980731
Supporting Fall back enough till we establish contact. Naturally call the Boss to and resend whatever data we took

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>980750
Reaching out to the ai is a good idea that slipped past me. Yeah man the mystery is killing me too

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>980731
No intention of dying today

Rolled 64 (1d100)

So, who thinks there's a clean up squad waiting for us up top? Going to meet a corp chick after all.