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>>979468
Jack misses.

>>979469
Blacker Baron rages into Mugger B with his Antler I!
The first horn hits, killing him instantly!
The second horn misses!

>>979474
Harvey manages to faceplant into the snow as he walks up to...a reindeer?!
>"Fool. You will be slain for your ignorance."

>>979477
Azkeroth is on a spree.
>Freshman History Grade: C+

>>979491
Azkeroth goes to the City and witnesses the fight.

>>979588
Aleera goes to the Rooftop, where the old base lies...along with several bloodstains and such.

-The City, 12th Street-
Mary fails to do much but crunch over in pain.
Mugger A leaps to stab into Jack, succeeding with a painful twist!
Jack is on his last legs...

>>983218
Continue studying.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>983218

We wanna loot? Yeah, we wanna.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>983218
A talking animal? Well this is interesting, and making threats. We'll just have to see who is slain.
Run directly at the Reindeer, grab it by the horns, twist and pull to make the animal fall and expose it to a series of blows to the underside of its head with the brass knuckles

Rolled 12, 20 = 32 (2d20)

>>983218
>Tear into Mugger A with the antlers.

>>983210
Just an ordinary guy
Male

So what do I start with? And more importantly how do I start?

>>983218
Try and remember what I was doing...

>>983229
Azkeroth continues. (F. History, 1/2 until B-)

>>983233
Aleera checks out the armory of this place...oh.
---
x2 Clothes
x20 Cocktail
x4 Bomb
x1 Burstnade
x1 Baton
x1 Low-Voltage Taser
x2 Water Balloons
x1 Slingshot
x1 Makarov
x9 Bullet
---
What would you like to take?

>>983240
Harvey grabs the reindeer by the antlers, but that's all he can disable! This one's strong as shit.

>>983250
Blacker Baron uses his Antler I!
The first horn hits, slaying Mugger A!
The second horn manages to stab both muggers at the same time. Don't ask, but they're even more dead than before.

>>983306
Just an Ordinary Guy appears in front of the School.
You don't start with anything; however, there are locations you can go to, like the School (low level grinding and studying), the City (mid-level grinding and shopping), and your House (where you can go to not get killed and heal up). There's also a Gun Store if you want to slaughter people instead of studying, and in the City lies the Red Light District, which is currently the most difficult area in the game. If you want more assistance, you can join the Discord (see above), or ask for anything you need.

>>983324
Pan0 was doing a search:
-1 Bully (Easy)
-2 Bullies (Medium)
-1 Thug, 1 Bully (Hard)

-The City, 12th Street-
You won the battle!
>Blacker Baron gained 14 Candy Canes, and now has 74.
>Jack Frost gained 18 Candy Canes, and now has 73.
Mary recovers and begins to heal herself.

>>983433
>Loot the muggers and give the gun to Jack. Also check up on Mary. Oh shit, that's right. Jack is missing a chunk of his head.

>>983433
Study again.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>983433
Wrestle the reindeer to the ground and strike at its nose several times with the brass knuckles

>>983433
I'll go to the school I guess and see what I can study.

>>983433
> 1 Makarov
> 9 Bullet
> 1 Low-Voltage Taser

I got an idea for my next project...
> Look around the school and further away, now that you are on the rooftops.
You are bound to see something from a place this high up.

Fuck you kindly, Captcha

>>983440
"Thanks, person."
>>983433
Get some more heals from Mary

>>983499

The rest of the resources will be claimed at a later time in point.
> Claim Rooftops as TEMPORARY Headquaters of the Science Club.

>>983440
Blacker Baron starts looting, and gives the Glock 17 to Jack.
>Swiss Army Knife - An all around tool with dangerous value.
>Glock 17 - Also known as the Glocknade, it's the worst pistol ever made; 10% chance of exploding in your hands when firing.

>>983444
Azkeroth finishes with some mighty tricks.
>Freshman History Grade: B-
>You now have 200% health.

>>983458
Harvey thrashes around, only doing minor damage, but Prancer stands tall, albeit with a bloody nose.

>>983459
Just an Ordinary Guy checks out his classes...
-Freshman Math
-Freshman English
-Freshman Civics
-Freshman Science
>0 of 6 Special Classes Unlocked

>>983499
Aleera takes a Low-Voltage Taser, a Makarov, and 9 bullets, looking over the trees and houses. A skyline is in the distance, and as such allows you to see your House, 'The Pit', and a few other things...but they shouldn't matter quite yet. In the sky, you see the stars twinkling, with all the planets; Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Pluto...a soft jingle plays methodically in the air.

>>983521
Aleera claims the base for the Science Club!
(More details in the Discord, under #stats-- I'd post it all, but holy sweet nignog, it's a wall of text.)

-The School, Front Yard-
Prancer uses his Antler II to bring a shitload down on Harvey!
The first horn hits!
The second horn slashed all the way into Harvey's face!
The third horn jutted Harvey to his knees!
Harvey is on his last legs...

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>983757
Well time for more scavenging.
Check the school dumpster for metal.

>>983757
>>983501
Mary also heals Jack back up to full HP. His brain is completely back now, because HP magic.

>>983757
Look for more guys to shoot/punch

>>983757
Go to the science class

>>983757
>Ask Mary if she's alright and prepare to use my shirt as a makeshift bandage.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>983757
Hehehe with your nose all red and bloody you look like that mutant freak Rudolf
Now come lets dance
Use every ounce of my being and fullon assult the dumb animal

Rolled 9, 4, 1 = 14 (3d10)

>>983757
>>983773

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>983757
Tastes of "the stars are right". Not a good flavour, mind you.
> Search school dumpsters for insulating material, like rubber and somesuch.

>>983889
I also belive I found the final boss, but the big man shall slumber for a bit longer.

>>983765
Azkeroth looks in the School's dumpster... and doesn't find much except a metal coupon.

>>983773
>>983812
Jack goes hunting!
-1 Mugger (Medium)
-2 Muggers (Hard)
-2 Criminals, 1 Mugger (Very Hard)

>>983774
Just an Ordinary Guy goes to class... (F. Science, 1/2 until C+)

>>983779
Blacker Baron checks up on Mary.
>"I'm fine, I was just a bit hurt. I don't exactly have armor or anything like you...'fighters' do."

>>983793
Harvey lands an extremely weak slap on Prancer. He is not amused.

>>983889
Aleera uses the last dumpster dive to find an entire chunk of rubber off of a weight ball. It's pretty heavy, actually.

-The School, Front Yard-
Prancer grabs Harvey by the back of his neck, slamming him into the ground. The force was so much, it flung him up in the air again, and Prancer takes this moment to jump in the air and use his back legs to make a Harvey-shaped print in the dirt!
Harvey loses 4 Candy Canes, and now has 7...he respawns in front of the School. Prancer has disappeared.

>>983968
Keep studying

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>983968
find the damndable reindeer and get revenge

>>983968
>1 Mugger
Because I have learned my lesson.

>>983968
>>983994
CRANK IT UP, DOC
>2 Muggers

Rolled 9, 5, 6 = 20 (3d10)

>>983968
Search for enemies

>>983968
>Head back to the school with Mary, and give her the Swiss Army knife so she can defend herself in the future.

>>983968

Follow dumpster- and science club- buddy Az. Also grab 3 molotovs. We could probably use them later on.

>>984195

And drop off the rubber at HQ... we should establish an engineering workshop/space.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>983968
Fight the one bully and open by slamming my butt into his face

>>983972
Just an Ordinary Guy finishes.
>Freshman Science Grade: C+

>>983981
Harvey, with incredible luck, manages to find Prancer-- albeit healed.
>"Welcome back."

>>983994
Jack goes--

>>984024
--to two muggers! Both of them hold Pocket Knives.

>>984035
Azkeroth does a search in the City... (@Aleera)

>>984104
Blacker Baron and Mary head back to the School, with Mary now armed with a Swiss Army Knife.
>"T-thank you."

>>984195
>>984216
Aleera finds that, at any time, she can just use the Science Club armory anywhere! She then goes to the City to help Azkeroth with his search.
-2 Criminals, 1 Mugger (Medium)
-2 Criminals, 3 Muggers (Hard)
-1 Gangbanger (Very Hard)

>>984248
Pan0 uses her hips to smash into Bully A, bringing him to the ground!

-The City, 3rd Street-
Mugger A draws his knife out...
Mugger B draws his knife out...

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully A misses.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>984270
"EAT THIS."
Uppercut Mugger A.

>>984270
Finally caught another one of your threads. It's been a while, happy holidays manhorse.

I'm spawnin in boss

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>984270
Crush the bully to death using my hips

>>984270
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO!
Grab a burstnade from the inventory and 4 bombs.
Head to the cafe.

>>984270
>Go out to save Jack again.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>984270
'Thanks for the warm welcome you filthy creature'
Run at Prancer jump on his back and pull his head back by grabing antlers

>>984308
>Switching to spend time with Mary at a cafe.

>>984270
Keep grinding

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>984270
> Try to analyze the burstnade. Fucking magnets, how do they work?

>>984278
Jack slugs Mugger A! It doesn't do much.

>>984279
Oh shit!
Mantlet/Manlet spawns in front of the school. It appears there's a Christmas event going on right now.
If you need any information or such, the Discord link is always open.

>>984280
Pan0 literally uses her thighs to crush Bully A's skull. Jesus.
>Pan0 gained 10 Candy Canes, and now has 80.

>>984286
Azkeroth preps himself up and enters the cafe...there doesn't seem to be anyone h-- OH FUCK!

>>984308
>>984349
Blacker Baron and Mary go to the cafe, where they find...something...happening.

>>984313
Harvey tries to pull Prancer around with minor success-- but Prancer throws him off.

>>984352
Ordinary Guy keeps going. (F. Science, 1/3 until B-)

>>984364
Aleera inspects the Burstnade...it appears it's some sort of launcher. When thrown, six smaller grenades literally burst out of it, covering a room in a wave of fire.

-The City, 3rd Street-
Mugger A shanks Jack in the stomach!
Mugger B goes for the torso and succeeds!
Jack is low on HP.

-The School, Front Yard-
Prancer attacks with his antlers!
The first horn hits!
The second horn misses.
The third horn goes even harder!
Harvey is low on HP.

-The City, Cocoa Cafe-
Dancer gets the drop down on Aleera and attacks!
The first horn scrapes her!
The second horn misses.
The third horn goes right into her, making Aleera screech in pain!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>984469
Knock the weapon out of Mugger A's hand using a stronk punch.

Rolled 8, 7, 2 = 17 (3d10)

>>984469
Look for more bullies to destroy with my thicc thighs.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>984469
big mistake leaving me alive fagdeer
Get up walk over and go for the eyes
Blind the fucker

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>984469

That was uncalled for, you FUCKING prick!
> Taser, apply directly to the forehead.

Rolled 9, 4 = 13 (2d20)

>>984469
Attack the horns with my antlers.

>>984469
>Buy some coffee for me and Mary and nope the fuck out of the cafe.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>984469
Attempt to find suitable weapons on the premises, all sneaky like. Preferably concealable but anything will do.

Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d20)

>>984539
>Switching to tell Mary to get to a safe spot and rush the reindeer's legs with my antlers.

>>984539

Oy, mate! You gonna help this poor girl getting stabbed by a moose or what?!

And what about you, dear lady?!

>>984469
Keep grinding

>>984478
Jack misses.

>>984479
Pan0 decides to continue searching.
-2 Bullies (Easy)
-2 Thugs (Medium)
-1 Thug, 3 Bullies (Hard)

>>984496
Harvey pulls another soft slap, but at least Prancer went back to bleeding.

>>984502
Aleera misses.

>>984527
Azkeroth swings his Antler I!
The first horn hits!
The second horn misses.

>>984539
>>984561
Blacker Baron and Mary set their coffees down, as Blacker rushes Dasher with all his might!
The first horn misses.
The second horn misses.

>>984593
Ordinary Guy finishes.
>Freshman Science Grade: B-
>You have a +2 to making elixirs.

-The City, 3rd Street-
Mugger A misses.
Mugger B thrusts his knife into Jack again!
Jack is on his last legs...

-The School, Front Yard-
Prancer picks up Harvey, bounces him off the dirt again, and kicks him into the ground!
Harvey is on his last legs...

-The City, Cocoa Cafe-
Dasher rushes into Blacker Baron, but thrusts himself into a wall instead!
Dasher is trying to get back out...

>>984909
W-what about me?

Rolled 20, 17 = 37 (2d20)

>>984909
Attack the horns with my antlers again!

>>984926
Trip, sorry

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>984909
Haha
HahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
is that the best you got you smelly tick magnet
Either stop toying with me or die
cause I'm not going to stop until you die.
Tackle the reindeer, break his legs

Rolled 5, 10 = 15 (2d20)

>>984909
>Jump on Dasher and ram the antlers into his back.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>984909
Oh fuck me.
Ah-ha!
Pick up Mugger A and chuck him face first into Mugger B.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>984909
Fight the two bullies opening with another butt slam into the first bully's face.

>>984909
KEEP GRINDING

>>984541
>>984926
>>984936
Manlet can't seem to find any weapons; they all seem to have been claimed by bullies and thugs in the school.

>>984928
Azkeroth swings his Antler I with all his might!
The first horn goes right into Dancer's heart!
The second horn rips Dancer's entire chest!

>>984953
Harvey tackles Prancer with enough effort, but he just won't budge!

>>984958
Blacker Baron swings for the last time!
The first horn misses.
The second horn finally sends Dancer all the way down!

>>984981
Jack picks up Mugger A and throws him at Mugger B! It works!

-The City, 3rd Street-
Mugger A misses!
Mugger B is stunned!

-The School, Front Yard-
Prancer gets a nat 20, you can guess what happens next.
Harvey loses 2 Candy Canes, and now has 6.

-The City, Cocoa Cafe-
You have won the battle, and the loot falls on the ground!
>Antler II - With three horns, this is sure to cause some damage.
>Azkeroth has gained 3 Christmas Spirit, and now has 480 Candy Canes.
The reindeer have grown stronger.

>>985016
Pan0 smashes her butt into Bully A. It does virtually nothing.

>>985032
Ordinary Guy keeps going... (F. Science, 1/2 until B)

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully A clocks Pan0!
Bully B misses.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>985175
PRANCER, I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!
find that reindeer
this is not finished

>>985175
Take the antler II
And loot the reindeer
Give aleera 100 candy canes and give blacker 26.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>985175
Pick up the Mugger B and chuck him at Mugger A.

>>985192
Also give the antler I to aleera since I already have an upgrade.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>985185
Roundhouse kick Bully A in the head.

>>985175
>Resume drinking coffee with Mary.

>>985185
MORE GRINDING

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>985175
>>985203

Thanks mate.
> Try to analyse the taser.

>>985191

Oy, mate.
You need help?
You look like you would need help.
Maybe we could arrange something.
Sharing is caring though.
Something could be arranged.

>>986465
unless you know where that filthy creature is I don't see how you could be of assisstance to me

>>985191
Harvey finds nothing...it seems that Prancer is a rare encounter.

>>985192
>>985203
Azkeroth feels himself getting a perk, while I'm here:
>New Perk: Jingle All The Way (3 Christmas Spirit) - You will gain +2 to your very first attack in a fight, as well as a +2 to fleeing during a fight.
Azkeroth picks up the Antler II, giving the Antler I to Aleera.
>Aleera has gained 1 Christmas Spirit, and now has 100 Candy Canes with a perk!
>Blacker Baron has gained 26 Candy Canes, and now has 100 Candy Canes with a perk!

>>985193
Jack fails to do so.

>>985204
Pan0 kicks Bully A out of oblivion.

>>985210
>New Perk: Deck the Halls (1 Christmas Spirit) - With the power of believing, you now have a +2 to any attack rolls using your bare hands; when dealing with Christmas entities, you have a +3.
Blacker Baron and Mary drink coffee; it's extremely comfy.
>"I love this place, they know exactly how much hazelnut I want."

>>985465
Ordinary Guy finishes.
>Freshman Science Grade: B

>>986404
>New Perk: Deck the Halls (1 Christmas Spirit) - With the power of believing, you now have a +2 to any attack rolls using your bare hands; when dealing with Christmas entities, you have a +3.
Aleera finds that it's a simple rechargeable battery, hooked up to four small wires. Depending on the roll, the wires will stun a target for a few turns.

-The City, 3rd Street-
Mugger A misses!
Mugger B misses!

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully B throws Pan0 into a locker! Ow.
Pan0 is low on HP.

>>987430

Well, this was fun and all, but now it's time to go studying.
> Learn some History.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>987430
OKAY FUCKING RUN YEAH BYE HAHAHA

>>987430
>Ask Mary out to her place.

>>987430
Time to get /fit/
Begin exercising

>>987430
More grinding

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>987430
Hiding from me now eh?
This isn't over
I will find you
keep looking for prancer

>>987430
>>987440
"OUTTA OF THE WAY"

>>987439
Aleera goes and studies... (F. History, 1/2 until C+)

>>987440
>>987455
Jack does a 360 and flees. The muggers look on in confusion.

>>987444
Blacker Baron asks to go to Mary's house.
>"Sure. Don't expect a mansion, though."
The two head to...the Red Light District? The guards that stand at the warehouse door step aside.
>>"Evening, Mary."
>"Hello, Andre. Slow day?"
>>"Well..."
Andre looks at the two gangbangers throwing a newly-expired body into a dumpster.
>>"...You could say that."
Mary looks at Blacker Baron, pushing her hair back.
>"Do you want to come in? It's okay if this is a bit much for you."

>>987446
Azkeroth decides to get fit for the season. (1/4)

>>987449
Ordinary Guy keeps going... (F. Science, 1/2 until B+)

>>987450
Harvey still can't seem to find him, but he finds these while he's out:
-2 Bullies (Easy)
-1 Thug (Medium)
-2 Thugs (Hard)

>>987893
You know what they say.
...
Many things. But I'll continue studying.

>>987893
Keep grinding

>>987893
Get back to the school.

>>987893
>Tis the season to be fit
Continue exercising

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>987893
Ignore them
Keep looking for Pracner
"You can't hide forever"

>>987893
>>987909
Actually, first, go home and get some heals.

>>987893
>"Yeah."

>>987900
As a wise man once said, "the BFG 9500 was a great idea".
>Freshman History Grade: C+

>>987901
Ordinary Guy finishes.
>Freshman Science Grade: B+

>>987909
>>987932
Jack goes home to eat some kickass sugar cookies, healing him all the way back up.

>>987911
Azkeroth gets buff. "Get bitches" buff.

>>987916
Harvey goes another search, with no luck of looking for Prancer:
-1 Thug, 1 Bully (Easy)
-2 Thugs (Medium)
-2 Elves (Hard)

>>987936
Blacker Baron goes into the warehouse...which happens to be fucking insane. People with more tattoos than the North Pole has presents equip themselves with M4 Carbines and AK-47s, and kids that should be starting middle school have chains on their legs, building the guns for these guys to use.
Red Light District (Area II)
Mary finally speaks up as you two keep walking through.
>"I know this looks awful, but...this is how the system works. The kids are either orphans looking for money or kidnapped children too far gone in their heads to think about the situation. They volunteer to stay, work, and in the worst case scenario, enlist for the frontlines of gang shootouts. The people try to be as civil as possible about it, and that's all we can ask, really."
Eventually, the two of you make it to the upstairs portion of the gigantic room, where rows of tents lie. A green one with a red cross patch on it is where Mary stops.
>"Well, this is where I live and work. People know to ring the bell before unzipping the door, and after so much time, I've become a bit of an expert in patching bullet wounds...it's not a talent I like to flaunt."
The inside of the tent is fairly large for about 4 people-- you figure since she's a medic, she got a bit of extra service for her work. Most of the tents here can barely fit their residents. Rows of cans of beans lie in one corner, along with a rip in the tent to show an outlet on the wall. A power strip plugs in a microwave, a mini-fridge, a slow cooker...she has it pretty well, for living in a tent. Of course, a stack of first aid kits make as the outline of an air mattress pushed against the wall, with some pillows stained with tears and what you assume are a few nosebleeds.
>"Anyway, that's the grand tour. What do you think?"
Mary zips up the tent, drowning out most of the noise of clicking ammo and yelling.

>>988073
"Neato."
Go to the school and look for the rooftop base.

>>988073
Continue becoming a /fit/izen

>>988073
>"Sorry, this is a bit much to take in... What did you mean by the frontlines?"

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>988073
Keep hunting for Prancer
"You're only making things worse for yourself"

>>987893

Well, I got a something now.
Time to clean up the base a little bit.
It's filthy in there.

>>988104

Guess what, once you post, you can never go back.

>>988073
Keep grinding

>>988085
...
Hey there.
Want to drink this totally non-suspicious liquid I have here in exchange for some molotovs?
Trust me, only people who are not prisoners would find a better deal!
> hand over 3 molotovs and a the GB-potion, should they accept the deal. Potion fu rst, once downed the molotovs

>>988170
"Oh, um. I guess why not."
Fucking chug it.

>>988085
Jack goes and finds the base that's been through so much, now ruled by the Science Club. Bill Nye would be proud.

>>988090
Azkeroth finds himself needing to eat semen for protein gains...maybe you're reading too much /fit/. (3/4)

>>988091
>"Well, the Red Light District is deeper than some people think. Most people just call it a 'ghetto', but there's...much more than that. There's an underground, you see-- a complete city under the real one, filled with mercenaries and factions-- like the School Factions, but more armed-- and all of them either run on arms or money. Everyone wants control of the place, but control is a hard thing to take with places like this. It gets worse and worse the farther underground you get, people say, but barely anyone except Gang Leaders and Kingpins can go deeper. It's all just theories. The casualties have grown to the point of extinction, so we've had to use...other resources. Nobody WANTS to use children, but it's been...very efficient, despite the circumstances..."
Mary looks a bit uncomfortable, but the rapid beating of a bell interrupts the conversation.
>"Come in-- oh, gosh, CJ!"
A red man...no, just a very bloodied man, most likely in his late teens or early twenties stumbles in and falls onto the air mattress. Multiple holes flow a crimson fluid along "CJ's" chest.
>>"I-It's bad, miss Mary. More mercs coming up from the alleys."
Multiple gunshots come from downstairs, but still exist outside of the warehouse. At least that's a good thing. Mary gets immediately to work with morphine and tweezers.
>"Has anyone been killed?"
>>"D...Dunno. Flashbang."
>"Jesus."
You feel a bit awkward just kneeling here.

>>988096
Harvey still can't find Prancer, but finds this:
-2 Bullies (Easy)
-2 Thugs, 1 Bully (Medium)
-3 Thugs (Hard)

>>988104
>>988108
Aleera TOTALLY doesn't throw all the bodies off the cliff, and starts dusting off the base. It's pretty comfy in here, now that all the scorch marks are...better.

>>988119
Ordinary Guy is living up to his name, alright. (F. Science, 1/2 until A-)

>>988170
>>988193
Aleera gives Jack three Molotovs and the Genderbender Potion, long turned white.
Jack chugs the white potion, the fluid slowly going down like syrup. It tastes bad, but Jack feels...no real effect. Huh, weird. At least you got something out of it.

Rolled 8, 3, 7 = 18 (3d10)

>>988478
"Gugh. That tasted like shit."
Cough a bit before looking for some fags to beat up in the school.
"Thanks for the bombs."

>>988478
One last push.
Do it for the gainz!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>988478
Nothing but trash here.
"SHOW YOURSELF YOU COWARD!!"
Keep looking for Prancer

>>988478
... ok, see you later I suppose.
> try finding a classroom from which you can see Jack.
> prefferably continue history studies.

>>988478
Keep grinding

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>988478
Butt slam Bully B

>>988478
>Help Mary by handing her medical equipment she needs to perform the operation.

>>988522
Come to think of it, better loot the corpses for what they are worth.
Keep distance from Nous however, he just doesn't FEEL right.

> that means shit ton of clothing + whatever these guys were using at that time.

>>988491
Jack tries to do a search, before feeling a horrible pain in his shoulderblades! After screaming for solid minutes, he suddenly feels that he's lying on a pillow...or maybe, it's just the brand new pure white wings that grew out of his back. What the hell...
>Level Up!
>New Ability: Flight - At the cost of your max HP being 50%, you now have beautiful angelic wings, and slaying the horrors of Chaos will make them stronger. Currently, you have a -3 to flying.
Jack does a quick search to cope:
-6 Bullies (Easy)
-3 Thugs, 2 Bullies (Medium)
-1 Elf, 2 Thugs, 3 Bullies (Hard)

>>988493
Azkeroth feels the burn in several places he doesn't want to talk about.
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Buff - Due to extreme workout, you have a +1 to all melee rolls.

>>988494
Harvey, it takes a nat 20 to even find him, and even if you did, you're going to get 100% fucked over.
-2 Bullies (Easy)
-1 Thug (Medium)
-1 Thug, 3 Bullies (Hard)

>>988522
>>988727
Aleera, deciding not to touch the strangely undecayed, unbleeding Nous, loots the bullies for all their worth...which wasn't really much. Just ten sets of Clothes. While looting, she hears a rattling in the dumpster.

>>988630
Ordinary Guy feels strong.
>Freshman Science Grade: A-
>You now have +3 to making elixirs and +1 to crafting.

>>988651
Pan0 misses.

>>988673
Blacker Baron helps to start removing the bullets while Mary continues with stitches. CJ looks at you.
>"Bless yo' soul, man. You coming down to fight?"

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully B misses.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>988785
Try to Butt slam the bully again.

>>988785
>1 Elf, 2 Thugs, 3 Bullies
Because fuck me!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>988785
(Then I'll just keep trying until I get a Nat 20, and if I die I'll do it again, Prancer will fall by my hand)
Keep looking of Prancer
"I WILL FIND YOU!!"

Rolled 10, 6, 3 = 19 (3d10)

>>988785
Look around

>>988785
Search the red light district for people in trouble.

>>988785

I need an adult!
... oh wait.

> Hey Az, you might wanna come over here. Maybe bring a friend or... two.
Dumpsters, at the school.

>>988785
>Continue helping Mary.
>"No, sorry. I'm no good with a gun. Hopefully I can find a way to end this fight without further losses."

>>988821
>K
>>988785
Nevermind.
Head to aleera's location

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>988824
Forgot dice.

>>988792
Pan0 misses again.

>>988800
Jack enters a soon-to-be warzone; both of the thugs have Brass Knuckles. The elf has a Candy Cane Sword.

>>988803
I'm going to have to override you. Prancer heals to full health every time you die, and you can't beat him unless nearly impossible RNG happens or you team up with a group.

>>988814
Just an Ordinary Guy looks for not-so-ordinary enemies...
-2 Bullies (Easy)
-3 Bullies (Medium)
-1 Elf (Hard)

>>988818
Azkeroth, being the absolute madman he is, goes into the Red Light District (Area I) and does a search...
-3 Gangbangers (Hard)
-1 Gang Leader, 1 Gangbanger (Very Hard)
-2 Gang Leaders (Extreme)

>>988821
>>988832
Azkeroth abandons the search and goes to Aleera's location. The dumpster lid slowly opens...only to have the entire front of it blow off with a single roundhouse kick! Holy shit, this reindeer is buff as FUCK.
>"Get ready to get Comet-cummed on, cocksuckers."

>>988824
Blacker Baron and Mary get CJ patched up.
>"Thank you so much, a'ight. Yo, guy-- you need anything, you call me. We got your back for this one."
CJ grabs his AK-47u and uses a nearby pole to fireman down to the frontline, firing like a fucking madman.

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully B misses again.

-The School, Rooftop-
Elf A prepares his sword.
Thugs A and B fistbump with brass.
Bullies A, B, and C crick their necks.
This is going to be fucking insane. RIP Manhorse's d20.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>989056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
"Bow before the might of Jack Frost, god of luck!"
"Tremble with my might!"
Chuck a fucking Molotov at them.

>>989056
>"Mary, do you think there's anything I can do to help out around here?"

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>989056
(Then I'll do the impossible)
keep looking for Prancer
"I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD AS A TROPHY"

Rolled 6, 18, 13 = 37 (3d20)

>>989056
>Please die already.
Time to break in antler 2.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>989056
Continue smashing my butt into the Bully's body

>>989076
Shit...

>>989073
My buff perk adds +1 to all three rolls.
So the total is 40 correct?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>989056
Engage the 2 bullys in combat and sucker punch one before they can react.

>>989066
Jack throws a Molotov Cocktail!
Everyone except Bully A has dodged it, catching the enemy on fire!

>>989069
>"Well, honestly, you could check around for jobs. You can assemble weapons with the lower priority children, fight in the front using some of the weapons available, or help out with anyone that comes in here. If you work long enough anywhere, you start to get good at it. The only real thing you CAN'T do here is go downstairs."

>>989070
Sigh...
Harvey finds Prancer, fully healed and ready to throw down.
>"Ready?"

>>989073
Azkeroth slashes at Comet!
The first horn scrapes him!
The second horn guts him!
The third horn gets a good cut into the reindeer!

>>989076
>>989080
Suitcase finally smashes her ass into Bully B, ending him off.

>>989102
Just an Ordinary Guy misses.

-The School, Front Yard-
Elf A thrusts an incredible slash into Jack!
Thug A slugs Jack in the stomach!
Thug B misses.
Bully A screams to death, leaving nothing left but a rapidly evaporating corpse.
Bully B slaps Jack!
Bully C misses.
Jack is on his last legs...

-1st Floor, Hallway-
>Pan0 collects 18 Candy Canes, and now has 98.

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully A is preparing...
Bully B is preparing...

>>989226
-The School, Dumpster-
Comet rears back and kicks Azkeroth into the air, making him level with the second floor before coming back down onto a rock!
Azkeroth is low on HP.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>989226
"Lets do this"
engage in epic battle with Prancer

Rolled 9, 10, 9 = 28 (3d10)

>>989226
Look for more crushing targets.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>989226
Fly up into the air.

>>989236
>Sorry leader. I don't want to die yet.
Consume a ko-cocktail from the guild inventory

>>989226
>"So Mary, this seems a bit strange to ask, but where do you sleep? Please don't tell me you're living in this tent, surrounded by all this conflict."

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>989226
I quicky punch one of the bullys in the gut

>>989252
Harvey punches Prancer, but it does somewhat nothing.

>>989254
Pan0 gets a fucking insane lineup:
-2 Thugs, 1 Bully (Easy)
-9 Bullies (Medium)
-2 Elves (Hard)

>>989256
Jack jumps and...holy shit, he can fly! As he swerves around the air, he wonders how fast he can go. He pumps and pumps, realizing a minute later that he warped back in time! But how did he do it? And where is he? And what's that thing in front of h--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPvi8sOGN5U
>Jack has lost 18 Candy Canes, and now has 55.

>>989257
Azkeroth chugs a Ko Kocktail, putting him all the way to full HP! He feels somewhat like gold!

>>989259
>"There's not usually an attack on the warehouse, but it may just be a rival gang trying to get into the armory again. But, to answer your question...well, yes. This is the only place I can live, and I can't stand to see these men die, regardless of what they've done."

>>989267
Ordinary Guy slam jams Bully A in the stomach.

-The School, Dumpster-
Comet gets on his hindlegs and throws two punches!
The first one hits Azkeroth's chest!
The second one hits Azkeroth's head!
Azkeroth is regenerating health... (1/2)

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully A throws Ordinary Guy into a locker!
Bully B misses.

Rolled 7, 9, 8 = 24 (3d10)

>>989379
Look for a shit ton of bullies. A metric ton of them.

Rolled 9, 5, 18 = 32 (3d20)

>>989379
Another attack.
Aim for the head/heart
Gotta get the vitals.

(+1 to all three rolls)

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>989379
Fight the two thugs and the one bully. Open by Roundhouse kicking the first thug in the head.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>989379
(Prancer didn't attack? Should I be worried?)
well I'll take this slight mercy and keep attacking

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>989379
Try and finish off bully A

>>989379
>"If the war were to end, would you still have a place to live? Outside the warehouse, I mean."

>>989385
Jack tries as hard as he can:
-1 Thug, 3 Bullies (Easy)
-2 Thugs (Medium)
-2 Elves (Hard)

>>989386
Azkeroth throws his Antler II down again!
The first horn scrapes Comet!
The second horn only pricks Comet!
The third horn blows Comet the fuck out!

>>989389
Pan0 misses again.

>>989395
Harvey actually does something worth talking about!

>>989416
Ordinary Guy misses again.

>>989421
>"I suppose not. The school pays me enough to get food and such, but not enough for an actual apartment. But I'm fine in here; nobody has ever really managed to get inside this area, in and of itself. This tent is enough home for me."
More gunshots ring down below; a loud bang tells you someone brought a grenade.

-The School, Dumpster-
Comet screams and goes into a Frenzy!
Azkeroth is hit, but quickly heals!
Azkeroth is hit again!
Azkeroth is hit again! (Low on HP.)
Azkeroth is hit again! (Last legs...)
Comet finally misses, and plows his head into the snow bank.

You have won the battle!
>Azkeroth has gained 4 Christmas Spirit, and now has 780 Candy Canes, along with TWO PERKS?!
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Holly Jolly Christmas (5 Christmas Spirit) - Due to your incredible happiness (and utter rage), ranged weapons will miss on a 5 or lower, just like melee weapons-- and on top of that, you have a +1 to all ranged weapons!
>Level Up!
>New Perk: He Sees You When You're Sleeping... (7 Christmas Spirit) - Your spirit has given you insight into the magical powers of what's really going on during Christmas...and it's absolutely terrible. You gain a +3 to all dodge rolls.
The reindeer have grown stronger.

-The School, Front Yard-
Prancer suddenly grows a neck and head larger than Harvey, along with another sharp horn to go with his stature.
>"Child of insolence. I give you this one chance to flee."
Oh, and his voice is an octave deeper. Fucking great.

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully A misses.
Bully B misses.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>989512
Fuck you. Fly.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>989535
ravioli, ravioli, give me a nat oneoli

>>989512
>Well...Damn...That was a bit too close...Fun..
Loot the bastard.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>989512
"Very nobile of you but my honour will not allow it, perhaps in a different situation we could be allies, now come Pracer, WE FIGHT!!"
charge right at Prancer and deliver a decisive blow

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>989512
Once again take a swing at the bully A

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>989512
Try another butt slam against the thug.

Rolled 2, 7 = 9 (2d20)

>>989512
> Use Taser on Harvey
> To Prancer
Excuse me, was this person bothering you? Would you mind if I asked some questions? You seem like one of the most reasonable of your kind...

>>990785
WELP.
I tried saving him.
Oh well.

>>989520
>>989523
>>989535
>>989545
Jack physically does absolutely nothing. (Remember your -3, while you're at it.)

>>989552
>Antler II - With three horns, this is sure to cause some damage.

>>989555
Harvey manages to sock Prancer in the chest, causing the reindeer to take two steps back.
>"Your antics...will be rewarded in blood."

>>989606
Ordinary Guy misses AGAIN. (Odds - 1:64 (0.015625%))

>>990226
Pan0 plays some buttball with Thug A!

>>990785
Aleera misses, with Prancer staring on in mild annoyance.
>"Bloodshed of this degree is unforgivable. Behold."

-The School, Front Yard-
(Harvey/Aleera)
Prancer strikes with his Antler III!
Harvey is hit!
Harvey is hit!
Harvey is hit!
Harvey is hit!
Regardless to say, Harvey's body is pretty much nothing but a red stain.
>Harvey has lost 2 Candy Canes, and now has 6.

-1st Floor, Hallway-
(Pan0)
Thug A stabs Pan0 with a Pocket Knife!
Thug B clocks Pan0 in the face!
Bully A misses.
Pan0 is low on HP.

-2nd Floor, Hallway-
(Just an Ordinary Guy)
Bully A slaps Ordinary Guy!
Bully B throws Ordinary Guy to the ground!

>>991013
Head home to heal up

>>991013
>Kiss Mary goodbye and head out to the school.

>>991013
Run over to the Prancer fight and chuck a Molotov at the deer.

>>991027
Switching to head to Azkeroth's house.

>>991031

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>991013
(so now other players want to stop me, heh fine then if they want to get in my way I'll just have to remove them)
find prancer again

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>991013
Well.
You know I was just trying to stop him, right?
Well...
See ya!
> Bail
I'd like to live, yeah.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>991013
Attack again and try not to fuck up

Rolled 11 (1d20)

.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>991013
RUN AWAY

>>991016
Azkeroth heads home, chugging down some sick ass eggnog to get back to full health.

>>991027
Blacker Baron finds that the entire alleyway is thrown into a firefight, so he just decides to go through a rooftop hatch and use a ladder off of another building to get on the street and go to the School, where fights galore are happening.

>>991035
Realizing he doesn't have time for that shit, Blacker decides to just go to Azkeroth's house.

>>991031
>>991038
>>991139
Jack throws a Molotov, but Prancer just steps away from it.

>>991045
Harvey doesn't need a roll, the fight is still going on. Him and Prancer stand face to face again.

>>991066
Aleera literally just walks away, leaving Harvey and Jack to fight for themselves.

>>991069
Ordinary Guy finally slaps Bully A.

>>991209
Pan0 fails to flee!

-The School, Front Yard-
Prancer wastes no time targeting Jack!
The first horn misses.
The second horn misses.
The third horn misses.
The fourth horn hits Jack, slicing his chest!
Jack is low on HP.

-2nd Floor, Hallway-
Bully A misses.
Bully B punches Ordinary Guy in the stomach!
Just an Ordinary Guy is low on ordinary health.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>993012
THROW ANOTHER MOLOTOV AT IT.

>>991035
>Nod to blacker handing him the Antler 2.
>So off to battle again I guess. And I thought I could actually relax for once.
>>991045
Head to prancer and start guarding when I join the fight.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>993012
your fight is we me and only me Prancer
Rush at Prancer
Bring him down and savagely beat him

>>993012
>Head to Prancer and guard.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>993012
Fuck this, I keep rolling shit. Retreat and go grind math

>>993026
Jack manages to catch Prancer on fire!

>>993044
>>993053
Azkeroth and Blacker Baron (now with an Antler II) guard as they join the battle.

>>993052
Harvey clocks Prancer again, sending him to a stumble!
>"Your undying courage will soon be revealed to be a foolish tactic, despite my possible death."

>>993062
Ordinary Guy goes to do some studying. (F. Math, 1/2 until C+)

-The School, Front Yard-
Prancer chucks 6 snowballs into the air!
Two of them go towards Jack! He dodges both of them.
Four of them go towards Blacker Baron! He was guarding, so they harmlessly hit him with no ill effect.

Rolled 4, 11, 4 = 19 (3d20)

>>993186
Attack his horns with antler 2

(+1 to each roll because buff)
(+2 to first roll bcuz Christmas perk)

>>993186
Grind

Rolled 7, 16 = 23 (2d20)

>>993186
Equip the two knives and dice up Prancer.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>993012
CONTINUE RUNNING AWAY

>>993235
>>993186

>>993186
beat the insolence out of Prancer

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>993239
(Got a little to excited at the prospect of victory and forgot to roll, sorry)

Rolled 11, 14, 15 = 40 (3d20)

>>993186
>Aim for Prancer's legs.

>>993203
Azkeroth swings down his Antler II!
The first horn hits!
The second horn finally guts the heart!
The third horn misses.

>>993211
Just an Ordinary Guy finishes.
>Freshman Math Grade: C+

>>993214
Jack runs up and takes a leap, his wings extending to give him a boost as he implants his knives into Prancer's throat. Ouch.

>>993235
>>993237
Pan0 flees!

>>993239
>>993243
Harvey, in a finishing move, uppercuts Prancer in the air and into a large, nearby rock!

>>993252
Blacker Baron confirms the corpse is a corpse. Jesus fucking Christ, this party is effective.

-The School, Front Yard-
Prancer finally falls to his knees as he practically explodes in a mountain of blood!
You have won the battle!
>Jack Frost has gained 5 Christmas Spirit, and now has 555 Candy Canes and more perks than I want to write!
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Deck the Halls (1 Christmas Spirit) - With the power of believing, you now have a +2 to any attack rolls using your bare hands; when dealing with Christmas entities, you have a +3.
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Jingle All The Way (3 Christmas Spirit) - You will gain +2 to your very first attack in a fight, as well as a +2 to fleeing during a fight.
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Holly Jolly Christmas (5 Christmas Spirit) - Due to your incredible happiness (and utter rage), ranged weapons will miss on a 5 or lower, just like melee weapons-- and on top of that, you have a +1 to all ranged weapons!
The reindeer have grown stronger.

>>993279
Loot the body.
>I call dibs!

>>993279
Rip the antlers off of it's shitty head.

>>993290
>>993292
Both of you find:
>Antler III - You might think four horns is a bit overkill, but...uh...hm. This item is too heavy to hold with one hand.
Would you like to sort your armories or something?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>993279
spit on the corpse and leave
find something else to fight

>>993279
>>993308
Hearing the commotion I walk out and put its Christmas blood in a jar for future experiments if the others let me. Its a magic fucking reindeer it must be useful for something.

>>993308
Hm. Unequip the knives and keep the Antler III.

>>993318
>Throw antler 2 at this Generic person
>>993308
Equip antler 3.

>>993308
Now hunt more.
Maybe the pool?

er

>>993331
This.

>>993308
Changing actions.
Give jack the new antlers and the generic person the aluminum sword.

>>993279
Go to the virgin to get heals.

>>993309
Harvey does that, and does a search in the School:
-3 Bullies (Easy)
-4 Bullies (Medium)
-2 Thugs (Hard)

>>993318
Just an Ordinary Guy doesn't have an ordinary jar anywhere.

>>993320
Jack tosses his knives in the snow and heaves up the Antler III.

>>993324
>>993331
>>993352
Azkeroth gives Ordinary Guy the Aluminum Shortsword and keeps his Antler II, then walks to the pool to go and OH GOD WHAT IS THAT

>>993363
Pan0 finds that Mary is back in her office, and heals her back up to full.

-The School, The Pool-
>>993334
A fantastically buff reindeer, with eyes of pure red and muscles that look like it could become the Nutcracker, begins to exit out of the exact center of the pool; holy fuck. He can walk on water...but that's not quite true. You can see that the water under this reindeer simply turns to solid ice, allowing him to stand tall.
>"I came to laugh at your failure."
Cupid stomps his hoof! Five icicles begin to circle around him, forming a shield!

>>993463
Join up with Jack and co.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>993463
Drop a burstnade and take cover outside of the pool room.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>993463
(no reindeer, pity)
attack the 3 bullies

>>993463
>Leave the fucking pool area. The fight hasn't even started.

>>993463
just back away

>>993463
Head home to heal and stuff

>>993463
DID ANYONE SAY BLOOD SAMPLES?
> Get some blood samples of Prancer, the least rapey reindeer of them all.

> Go study some more history after this.

>>993489
Pan0 heads over to Jack, Blacker Baron, Azkeroth, and Ordinary Guy.

>>993498
Azkeroth literally just plops the Burstnade in the water and leaps behind a pool chair!

>>993500
Harvey engages the three bullies by crunching the first one's nose in half!

>>993506
>>993510
>>993544
Jack, Black, and Ordinary all manage to find excuses to slowly back away from the ice-controlling mega buff dude.

>>994651
Aleera has nothing to store it in, but she did manage to get x3 Reindeer Meat.

-The School, The Pool-
The ice shield suddenly spins rapidly and explodes outward!
Azkeroth dodges!
Azkeroth is hit!
Azkeroth dodges!
Azkeroth is hit! (Low on HP.)
Azkeroth is hit! (Last legs...)
The Burstnade suddenly activates, shooting out eight mini grenades! The entire pool inflates and explodes, sending water in every direction and freezing Cupid in a block of ice!

>>995033
Run back in and guard,

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>995033
very satisfying
keep attack the bullies

>>995033

> Assist Az by healing them.
Either first aid and what not, or just hand them a Ko-cktail

Rolled 1, 1, 2 = 4 (3d20)

>>995033
Accept the first aid and drink

Now chisel out the reindeers face and stab it

Rolled 7, 10, 18, 1 = 36 (4d20)

>>995033
>>995038
>>995049
Since this fuck fucked up, do what he tried to do.

Rolled 16, 16, 11 = 43 (3d20)

>>995033
Well now that I'm healed go to the city and look around while the others fight the reindeer of doom.

Rolled 10, 5, 9 = 24 (3d10)

>>995109
Wrong dice I think

>>995038
Jack runs back in and guards.

>>995040
Harvey finishes Bully A.

>>995041
Aleera shoves a coc-- a Ko Kocktail down Azkeroth's throat. He's fully healed and regenerating every second.

>>995049
Azkeroth sets his weapon down and starts screaming.

>>995077
Jack swings his Antler III!
The first horn hits!
The second horn hits!
The third horn hits, finally making contact with Cupid!
The fourth horn misses.

>>995109
>>995112
3d10 for searching, yeah.
Ordinary Guy does a search in the City:
-1 Criminal, 1 Mugger (Medium)
-2 Criminals (Hard)
-1 Gangbanger (Very Hard)

-The School, The Pool-
>"FOOLS!"
The entire ice brick explodes, and because water now surrounds the entire room, the whole ground turns to ice...including the door to escape!
You now have a chance to slip!
This fight cannot be escaped anymore!
Cupid shatters the ice on top of the pool itself, making only the ground, walls, and ceiling frozen.

Rolled 14, 2, 16 = 32 (3d20)

>>995275
Pick back up the antlers and ATTACK!
Aim for the Horns

Rolled 8, 12, 13, 15 = 48 (4d20)

>>995275
>>995277
"OVERDRIVE!"
Aim for the front legs/arms of Cupid

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>995275

...
I've been waiting for this a long time.
> Use the Chemical FLAME thrower to thaw the ice, and melt the Cupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc
INFERNO!

>>995296
Specifically the legs, If I may add.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>995275
Time to work on the next bully
Attack as hard as I can

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>995275
Go fight the criminal/mugger combo. Move to shank the Mugger in the ribcage with my aluminum sword.

>>995275
>Break the ice on the door to get into the fight and guard.

>>995277
Azkeroth swings, targeting at the Antler III!
The first horn hits!
The second horn misses.
The third horn hits, degrading the horns, but not taking them all the way out!

>>995279
Jack targets the front legs!
The first horn hits!
The second horn hits!
The third horn hits, breaking the front left leg!
The fourth horn hits, breaking the front right leg!

>>995296
>>995297
Aleera uses her Chemical Thrower to burn away the ice around Cupid, but not close enough to do much damage to the back legs!

>>995304
Harvey does a slap on Bully B.

>>995307
Ordinary Guy misses.

>>995339
Blacker Baron finds the door is easy to open to get in-- but then the doors slam shut behind him, freezing in place. Well, damn.

-The School, The Pool-
Cupid creates a shield of 11 icicles as they spin rapidly!
Cupid jumps upwards and bucks the pool with all his force, making the entire pool frozen and able to walk on again!
Jack Frost and Azkeroth are trapped under the layer of ice!
Jack is drowning... (1/3)
Azkeroth is drowning... (1/3)

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully B throws Harvey into a locker!
Bully C punches Harvey in his right temple!
Harvey is low on HP.

-The City, 10th Street-
Mugger A pulls out a Dagger!
Criminal A pulls out a rare Desert Eagle!

Rolled 1, 20, 17, 1 = 39 (4d20)

>>995500
Use the Antlers to break the ice.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>995500
(triple dubs very nice)
keep fighting the bullies

Rolled 18, 3, 13 = 34 (3d20)

>>995500
Break the ice with my antlers
But stab don't swing.
Use them like an ice pick

>>995504

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>995500

> Keep up the work of SETTING THE WORLD ON FIRE!
Or at least this fuck's hind legs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqVXi_UVkTs

>>995511
As I actually reed the things now...
I'd rather try melting its shields.

Rolled 12, 5, 5 = 22 (3d20)

>>995500
If Jack or Azkeroth are still trapped then
>Break them out.
If not then
>Attack Cupid.

>>995501
Jack tries to swing his Antler III through the water!
The first horn does nothing.
The second horn makes a reasonable crack!
The third horn chips the ice even more!
The fourth horn does nothing.

>>995503
Harvey misses completely.

>>995504
>>995507
Azkeroth swings again!
The first horn chips the ice even more!
The second horn misses.
The third horn hits, making the ice incredibly shallow...

>>995511
>>995515
Aleera unleashes the Chemical Thrower once again, but misses and only hits the pool! A hole opens, letting Jack and Azkeroth have a chance to escape!

>>995576
Blacker Baron swings his Antler II at Cupid's shield!
The first horn breaks an icicle!
The second horn misses.
The third horn misses.

-The School, The Pool-
Cupid launches 10 icicles!
Four of them go toward Aleera! She dodges one of them, and is hit by three.
Aleera is low on HP.
Four of them go toward Blacker Baron! He dodges three of them, and is only hit by one.
Two of them go towards Azkeroth! He is hit by both, but regenerates his health quickly.
Jack is drowning... (2/3)
Azkeroth is drowning... (2/3)

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully A misses.
Bully C slaps Harvey pretty hard!
Harvey is on his last legs...

>>995728
Get out through the hole.

Rolled 12, 17, 13 = 42 (3d20)

>>995728
Escape the damn pool and ATTACK!

Rolled 20, 16, 2, 16 = 54 (4d20)

>>995728
>>995729
Actually, hop out of the hole like Jaws and fuck up Cupid.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>995728
I'm not dead yet so I'll keep fighting
Attack the bullies
Grab them by the backs of their heads and knock them together

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>995728

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Alright, I'm starting to get sick of this.
Boys, better hurry up, this fuck is not going to fuck around for long I believe.

> Charred remains of his is what I want. Or at least well done. Non English well done, mind you.