Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2206422
>[]Get bored and mess around with my magic 1d20+ magic
afternoon HM
I made no resolutions this year

>>2206439
................

>>2206422
>Head up to her

Evening HM, and good luck with the resolutions

anyone else?

>>2206480
My nat 1 scared everyone away

>>2206439
let's see where this goes

Well, if she's going to make me wait this long, I might as well find something useful to do with myself while I wait. Like testing out that magic I seem to have, I mean I know how to use it well enough to swell Yveey out or make a chair or some quick roots too munch on for a snack. But honestly, having better control over it would be fantastic, and I'd love to be able to see what I can actually do with it.

Smirking, I decide to see if I can make some vines or maybe a rose bush or something similar to either of those two things. Both of those can be useful in my love.

I pause as the magic runes in my hands burn brightly as some rather unclean thoughts fill my head and....crap that ain't good, can't be. I glance back up from the back of my hand to see the thorned vines shooting towards me.

Crap

What do I do?
[] turn on my aura of withering
[] try to run 1d20+finesse
[] just rip them apart 1d20+might
[] bite, chomp chomp 1d100
[] Break them with my tail 1d100
[] grab a harpy and use her as a human shield 1d20+might
[] write in

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2206532
>[] Break them with my tail 1d100

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2206532
> aura of wilting

> break them

However, I am used to shit like this. Some Alarunes get down right mean when you bully them a bit. So vines rushing for my throat isn't that surprising, though I did jump a little in shock that shit like this can happen just from stray thoughts. So with a snap of my fingers for a bit of flair the grass, bushes and even tree behind me begin to wither and die, all color fading from them as my other magic works its way into them, leaving them looking like they were left to rot in a desert.

I squint as the vines still struggle towards me, slowly yellowing around the tips, the wilting slowly traveling down their dark green trunks as they dig into the now dried out dirt. Which isn't my fault, so it must be theirs, guess they're struggling to stay alive so they drank more than their fill.

But it won't save them, and they curl up dead a few seconds later. But I'm not one to take chances, so I dash theirs with a quick smack of my tail and break them into dust and piece. Smirking as I spin around, I hear a familiar giggle and see my giant of a big sister slithering her way through the door.

What do I do?
[] hug her and ask how she's been
[] mouth off at her for being late
[] tell her not to tell anyone about that
[] ask if she's hungry, cause I am
[] so, what are we doing today
[] What took you so long
[] write in

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2206532
>[] bite, chomp chomp 1d100
Glad to join this quest live for once.

>>2206640
>[] hug her and ask how she's been
>[] tell her not to tell anyone about that
>[] ask if she's hungry, cause I am

>>2206640
Just missed the update.
[X] so, what are we doing today

>>2206640
> hug her

> tell no one

> lets eat

> what took you so long?

I smirk and rush up the few shorts steps between us to hug her the best I can. Which isn't as hard as she usually is as she's keep her human half rather close to the ground. She smiles a bit wider and hugs me to, resting her head on my shoulders as she tries to stop herself from laughing anymore.

"Pam, how've you been?" I ask, pushing myself away from her and stepping aside as she starts to come the rest of the way out of the apartment, covered in head to tail in coats and scarfs, literally.

"Wonderful, and you?" She asks as I frown and decide to be honest

"Been better to be honest" I say with a shrug as I start to follow her

"Oh, is there any way I can fix that sis?" She asks warmly as I nod and grin

"Well I'm hungry are you? that doesn't cut into any plans you have yeah?" I ask quickly as my stomach growls almost threateningly

"Hmm, well I could go with a quick snack if you're hungry, and no, so lets go"She says happily "Where do you want to go?"

"Not sure yet" I say stuffing my hands into the coat that used to be Carla's "But to be clear, don't tell anyone about what you saw just now?"

"What? you acting like an action hero or" She says, starting to giggle again as I frown deeper

"I'm serious" I say wagging my tail for emphasis

Well?
[] Shoggoths sandwich shop
[] Harpy's nest Diner
[] Taco bell
[] Some other fast food shit hole
[] Somewhere....foreign
[] Steaks ribs brisket
[] a sweet shop
[] write in

>>2206722
>[] Somewhere....foreign

>>2206722
> foreign food

>>2206722
>[] Somewhere....foreign
Time to experiment.

>>2206722
>[] Somewhere....foreign
won't be here long, need to fix my sleep schedule

"Somewhere....foreign?" I ask with a wiry grin "I want to try out something new, experiment a little"

"Is italian fine? I have enough to splurge, since my job means I get more....benefits than most" She says, waving her oddly normal sized wallet in the air

"that's horsecrap but I can see why" I say wrinkling my nose as I raise my lip in disgust "Thankfully I don't need to worry about eating"

"You're eating more than roots right?" She asks with a kind smile as I chuckle, not like she meant it to be dirty but its still funny to me "Balanced diet and all that....your tail is looking a little skinny"

"that's cause I ain't massive like you" I cackle as I lean my head back and stop grinning to smirk as we stop at a cross walk "And yeah, of course I am, I just remember how to eat on a budget"

"So chicken and rice?" She asks pouting with a look of disapointment and concern

"Are you kidding me? Jamie brings me eggs and milk and butter and shit if I ask for it, and there's a garden I can take from if I'm desperate. Besides most things are comped on this island, no idea why they give us an allowance still" I groan, stomping my foot on the ground "Also stop worrying I ain't a kid anymore"

"you're still my little sister, but you're eating fine so I'll stop pestering you" She says with an annoyed huff "So is italian okay? they have some good ravioli and garlic bread their"


"Well its foreign and its not like I'm on a diet, so no need to worry about how fattening it'll be" I say as we head down the street again, seems like most of the girls out have thick fur, cause fuck it is freezing and snowing "So yeah it is"

"I'll call to make sure they're open" She says sweetly

What do I do
[] tease and joke around with her
[] ask, bluntly if she and her roommate are a couple
[] ask if I can invite someone else over
[] Ask for suggestion of what to get
[] Trade scale cleaning tips
[] Ask what's its like to be so big
[] You know bout legends right?
[] write in

>>2206897
>[] Trade scale cleaning tips
>[] You know bout legends right?

>>2206897
>[] tease and joke around with her
>[] ask, bluntly if she and her roommate are a couple
>[] Trade scale cleaning tips
>[] You know bout legends right?

>>2206897
>[] tease and joke around with her
>Ask if her Roommate is feeling better,
she said she was feeling ill when we ran into her at the Spa
no better time to start probing

>>2206923
>>Ask if her Roommate is feeling better,

Adding this, I want to get all up in her business because siblings

>>2206897
>Ask if her Roommate is feeling better,
>[] tease and joke around with her

"So is your roommate feeling any better, she was sick not too long ago yeah?" I ask as she glances down towards me and nods, still smiling as she always seems to be

"Oh, of course it was just a winter flu, nothing to be worried about, she's back on her feet now" She says happily "She'll be happy you were worried though. hey you should meet her sometime!"

"Why not now?" I ask as she frowns and sighs

"Oh she has work, I know, strange how people still want to work even if they're practically set up for life" She says, off handedly "Anyways, we should plan when she's off and"

"After we have our day together" I Say shaking my head, looking back down the road at her tail "Also winter flu? don't lie, you bumped into her and crushed her"

"Well if I did" She says, blushing and don't me she actually did that "at least I don't chew on her like someone"

"Hey its consensual" I chuckle back, reaching for my coat pocket out of reflex looking for a smoke to warm up with, and just grab onto one of the roots I've kept around as a snack

"Its still a lil weird" She says, poking her oversized finger towards me "Eating part of"

"Okay I try to ignore that part, also pretty sure crushing someone is worse than chewing on what's basically chest hair" I say brushing her off as she giggles

"Oh defensive now?" She asks as I shake my head and crack a smile "But we really should do this more, its nice talking to my little sister so much"

"Yeah yeah" I say, not able to take my eyes of her scales, and realize they're nice and clean "Also how do you clean all of your"

"Roommate helps and we use floor polishers" She says, turning away, turning pink in the face again

"Really that works?" I ask, taking a step back "thought that would scuff them up or something"

"it works well enough, otherwise I go to the spa to sort it out" She says shrugging "But it does feel a little...pinchy"

"Well maybe use a smoother shiner? Or soak before you do it, keeps them relaxed so they don't snag" I say nodding

"Oh? that helps? I never knew, I always did it after I dried off" She says, frowning

"Well yeah do that but uh, not too long before you polish" I say with a smile "also what polish do you use"

"Hidden gem for dragons, I thought you would to with how much you care about yours" She says with a confused frown as I chuckle

"Nah, Golem polish" I say wriggling my scaled fingers and tail "Makes you shine better"

She turns down a curb and I can already smell fresh baked bread and sauces in the air and...wait does she know about legends?

"Hey sis? do you know what a legend is?" I ask as she turns back around

"Huh?"She asks, looking a little confused about the question

How do I explain it
[] say it can wait
[] Bluntly
[] as best I can
[] try and make it serious
[] Just casually tell the basics
[] show her my coin and tell her how all this works
[] write in

>>2207034
>[] as best I can
Might as well explain everything as clearly as possible.

>>2207034
>[] as best I can

>>2207034
>[] Just casually tell the basics
>[] show her my coin and tell her how all this works
>"It's about as big a deal as you want it to be of you are one. Some people don't really care, some people think it's neat, and there are weirdos who try and make it like they are that legend or something stupid like that."

"Not like stories or myths....well kind of like that but, well its complicated sis so lets wait on getting bread sticks and pizza for just a little bit longer, a few minutes at most" I say holding my hands up as she gives me the kindest look that can tell you you're acting crazy "Now how do I explain this"

"May what are you talking about?" She asks, laughing nervously as I shrug and look at back up at her

"Hard to say, point is legends are....well special monster girls like me and probably you, and as the name so subtly implies it means we're like ones from the legends and folklore and crap like that" I say as she nods

"So that's what you and your friends mean? why not just say mutation or?" She asks, waving the tip of her tail in the air "I dunno, is it for the flair"

"I guess, but its more than that, see I thought it was bullshit myself, but apparently we are those legends just reborn or some crap and I know its crazy" I say, holding my hand up to stop her from saying just that "But trust me, the things I've seen are pretty convincing"

"Well, I'll....believe that but" She says, making it clear that's bullshit "Well it does sound crazy little sis, you sure it isn't just"

"I'll have Yveey take you to Valhalla if you don't believe me, or get actual norse gods down here since they gave me their number" I say dully "or would you prefer to see the lion's den filled with legends like me? or that little runt her turned me into a little girl for....reasons"

"the last one please" She says with a grin telling me exactly what she's thinking, sending a shiver down my back

"Er right, anyways, its sort of magic, and the cryptid fever might be part of it or just a concidence, not sure" I say with a shrug

"Well its all very fascinating but, can we talk about this over food?" She asks, a little desperately, looking towards the restaurant in front of us

"And I thought I was the hungry one" I giggle and shake my head

Well?
[] eat, then prove
[] explain it a bit more in depth
[] Prove it to her real quick (how), food can wait
[] just ask her to believe me
[] Ask her about her roommate
[] write in

working out two days in a row after so long of doing jack and shit may not have been the best way to approach getting /fit/. I'm feeling tired already

>>2207133
>[] eat, then prove
>[] Ask her about her roommate

Yeah, it can be rough when you start working out. But stick with it and you'll be fine, and all the better for the effort, trust me

>>2207133
>[] eat, then prove

>>2207133
>[] eat, then prove
>[] Ask her about her roommate

>>2207152
Well I bought a box of protein bars (chocolate flavor) and a big jar of fucking Creatine (Fruit punch flavor), so hopefully those will stop me from feeling like a rock after work out. Only got them today, and haven't busted open the later

And thanks for the encouragement, amigo

>>2207133
>[] eat, then prove
>[] Ask her about her roommate

>>2207173
I'm just here to offer you support my friend, no thanks necessary, though it is very appreciated. And yeah, I'm no expert but I'm sure id you settle into a rhythm you're comfortable with you'll be running for miles without breaking a sweat before you know it

"Yeah it can wait though, Might end up eating a tourist if we don't eat soon and if I have to stay out in the cold any longer" I say, wrapping my arms and uncovered tail around myself to try and warm myself up a bit

"Oh....right sorry I didn't mean to take so long" She say meekly as I sigh and shake my head, grinding my fangs "but....my hair got caught in the....well you don't want to know about something like that"

"I might" I say, pushing my elbow into her stomach...wow she's rock hard, guess being a lifeguard is a good work out "Also what is your roommate like?"

"Kind of like you when you were younger" She sighs, shaking her head and I don't correct her as she still thinks I've gotten fully nice and am not still kind of a...well bitch, though I am trying "She can be a bit mean, but she's still fun to be around. OH she's a lesbian like you, but don't worry about her hitting on you, she has a girlfriend"

"Oh what's her type?" I ask as she rocks her head back and forth "And what sort of monster is she? give me details!"

"Oh, well fluffy little dog girls, I think" Pam says slowly "and some kind of wolf girl? Haven't asked but she hates me turning up the heater too high, so... that's how we get into fights. also getting a little personal aren't you?"

"Yeah, but I'm a nosy girl sometimes" I ask as I sit down in a chair waiting for some service

"Eh its fine, just don't tell her I told you" She says, wagging her finger "Annnnyways, what kind of legend do you think I'd be, hehe"

I glance at her

What do I say?
[] oh so you believe me now then, Hmm?"
[] honestly I thought you were shacked up with your roomie to
[] Jormungandr, the world serpent. Yvette is Yggdrasil the world tree, Rowen is Ratatoskr but doesn't have cool powers like me and Yvy, I am Nidhogr, and some random runt is the other dragon
[] A sister who's buying me a plate stacked with garlic bread
[] Does it matter? I don't care about the fate crap the others keep talking about, pisses me off
[] Well, don't go looking for yourself, so the old me and....well it was disappointing
[] a cool one
[] write in

>>2207185
Only cardio I did so far was up a set of stairs 10 times....after like a hundred or of what I think were deep squats. Was not good idea with sore legs.

>>2207225
>[] A sister who's buying me a plate stacked with garlic bread
No but seriously
>[] Jormungandr, the world serpent. Yvette is Yggdrasil the world tree, Rowen is Ratatoskr but doesn't have cool powers like me and Yvy, I am Nidhogr, and some random runt is the other dragon
But
>[] Does it matter? I don't care about the fate crap the others keep talking about, pisses me off

>>2207225
>[] Jormungandr, the world serpent. Yvette is Yggdrasil the world tree, Rowen is Ratatoskr but doesn't have cool powers like me and Yvy, I am Nidhogr, and some random runt is the other dragon
>[] A sister who's buying me a plate stacked with garlic bread
>[] oh so you believe me now then, Hmm?"


Oh neat Fenrir is back, she was cute with her girlfriend. And yeah, cardio is good, even if it hurts like hell sometimes.

>>2207225
>[] Jormungandr, the world serpent. Yvette is Yggdrasil the world tree, Rowen is Ratatoskr but doesn't have cool powers like me and Yvy, I am Nidhogr, and some random runt is the other dragon
>[] A sister who's buying me a plate stacked with garlic bread
>[] oh so you believe me now then, Hmm?"

"Wait how big is your roomie?" I ask, frowning as she sighs

"May" She says, sounding a little let down and annoyed "Don't just ignore me like that"

"Answer my question and I'll answer yours, I'm curious" I say with a smirk as her frowns dips down a little further

"That isn't the way....fine, Freda is about as Tall as Jessie and her brother, so I thought you'd get mad because of your" She says, slowly tailing off

"Only get mad at tall people when they pick me up now" I say, grumbly as child hood memories of jessie dragging me around like a teddy bear come flooding back. I just hope the girl can at least handle horror movies nowadays "Which she better not do"

"not her type" She repeats "So, May, legend, me, go"

"So you believe me now?" I say, snarkily as she curls around my chair a bit, trying to look threatening with her brat like pout

"It sounds fun even if its not real" she says softly as I nod

"A sister who's going to buy me a plate of garlic bread" I sneer cheekily as she groans my name again "Alright, alright. If I had to guess, Jormungandr, the world serpent. Yvette is Yggdrasil the world tree, Rowen is Ratatoskr but doesn't have cool powers like me and Yvy, I am Nidhogr, and some random runt is the other dragon"

Her eyes go blank as she tilts her head like a confused puppy

"Uuuuh?" She asks

"Oh, Madames, your table is ready" A pudgy man with a horrible mustache calls from somewhere to the left

What do I say?
[] come on, garlic bread is waiting
[] alright, time for the basics of norse myth to?
[] giant water snake, you're big enough to not fit in a bus and can breath underwater. it fits, don't it
[] I'll explain later
[] Use wikipedia
[] So what you getting sis
[] are the seats heated?
[] write in

>>2207225
>[] Jormungandr, the world serpent. Yvette is Yggdrasil the world tree, Rowen is Ratatoskr but doesn't have cool powers like me and Yvy, I am Nidhogr, and some random runt is the other dragon
>[] Does it matter? I don't care about the fate crap the others keep talking about, pisses me off

>>2207379
>[] come on, garlic bread is waiting
>[] alright, time for the basics of norse myth to?
>[] giant water snake, you're big enough to not fit in a bus and can breath underwater. it fits, don't it

>>2207379
>[] come on, garlic bread is waiting
>[] alright, time for the basics of norse myth to?

>>2207379
>[] come on, garlic bread is waiting
>[] I'll explain later

>>2207379
>[] come on, garlic bread is waiting
>[] giant water snake, you're big enough to not fit in a bus and can breath underwater. it fits, don't it
>[] So what you getting sis

>>2207379
>[] come on, garlic bread is waiting
>[] giant water snake, you're big enough to not fit in a bus and can breath underwater. it fits, don't it

"Alright, time for the basics of norse myth to?" I ask, clapping my hands as I climb over her tail "Either way, Garlic bread is waiting so I'll tell you if you want to know when I get it"

"No, no I can read up on it later but what exactly is" She asks, going back on what she just said, but eh its fine I can understand being curious about what/who she is/used to be however that looks

"Giant water snake, you're big enough to not fit in a bus and can breath underwater, it fits doesn't" I say as I hear her huff defensivley'

"They have....may have buses my size" She grumbles crossing her arms "and that's just rude may, if I wasn't a good sister I'd hmmph"

"Hey, not like it doesn't fit" I say chuckling "Besides if I was being mean and not being honest I'd....Besides being big isn't bad is it"

"Well being used as a jungle gym is" She sighs "Little kids are such handfuls. And I meant personality wise, not what I would actually be, May"

"Oh, well that's not how this" I begin to say before that wonderful smell of garlic bread and....wait, isn't garlic a root or

roll 1d20+willpower

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2207491

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2207491

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2207491

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2207491

>>2207519
Maximum resist

Alright, as much as i'd like to devour that plate of fresh garlic bread plate and all, I know that's a bad idea and eating shitty ceramics will make my breath smell worse than any garlic. Not to mention it'd be rude not to leave any for Pam and then I can't have any pasta or whatever the hell else italians eat besides pizza. Wiping the drool from my mouth, I sit down like a civilized girl as just grab one small piece to try and stave off my hunger with a bit of ice cold water to go with it. I take a bite and sigh, not enough garlic....well I can always ask them to fix that later.

"Oh, they got a big enough booth for me" Pam says just simply delighted, so I don't point out how I saw the waiter taking off all but two plates from it before we sat down "oh I am coming back here for sure"

"Ring the bell when you're ready" the waiter says, vanishing behind the rows of tables as he slides our menus to us "I'll come back to get your drink orders before then"

"So...what legend would my personality be?" She asks, excitedly

What do I say?
[] I dunno, call Yvvy to ask rowen or something
[] somekind of angel for sure
[] shh, I need to think *staring intently at the menu*
[] Probably gaia or something, but you're NOT that BIG Yet
[] A sister who's so kindly treating me to some grub
[] *grunt*
[] write in

>>2207567
>[] A sister who's so kindly treating me to some grub
>[] somekind of angel for sure

>>2207567
>[] shh, I need to think *staring intently at the menu*

>>2207567
>[] A sister who's so kindly treating me to some grub
>[] now shh, I need to think *staring intently at the menu*

>>2207567
>>[] A sister who's so kindly treating me to some grub
>>[] somekind of angel for sure

"A sister who's so kindly treating me to some grub" I say raising one of my clawed fingers to my lips, never once taking my eyes off the at least two foot long menu "Now shh, I need to think"

"Oh come, are you that excited to eat? Cant you at least humor me?" She giggles as she picks up the menu

"You're looking forward to some grub just as much as I am" I say dully "And that isn't a question I know how to answer easily"

"Well I don't want something concrete, or serious, I'm just....curious" She says slowly flipping the menus page "I think I'll get the family platter"

"Fair enough, I'm just seeing if the Italians use ginger in anything" I mumble to myself, before I look away from the menu and smirk "and.....some kind of angel for sure"

"Aww, that's sweet may" She says, smiling happily, her cheeks turning a little red "now lets eat, and drop this talk until you can....prove it"

"Thanks, it was spoiling my appetite" I say with a grin, licking my fangs

What do I do?
[] just pick at appetizer
[] eat a normal meal and chat with my sis about life
[] try something new and strange
[] eat for two
[] try to outdo my truck sized sister 1d20+durability
[] text someone
[] Ask Pam why she's a lifeguard
[] write in

>>2207669
>[] try something new and strange
>[] Ask Pam why she's a lifeguard

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2207669
>[] try to outdo my truck sized sister 1d20+durability
Let's fucking go, nat 20

>>2207669
>[] try something new and strange
>[] Ask Pam why she's a lifeguard


eat for two
HM Plz This is May not Mali here

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2207669
>[] try to outdo my truck sized sister 1d20+durability

"I'll have the same buy the way" I say casually, setting my menu down since I don't know what even half of this stuff is besides the most basic, boring dishes

Her tail knocks a glass off a table across from us, I keep smirking as she looks over her menu in worry.

"You do realize that the platter is for....four to six people" She says softly as I nod and she shakes her head, sounding stern "May, you'll get sick or throw up, don't"

"Hey, I wanna challenge you to an eating contest" I laugh as she keeps staring at me seriously

"I am being serious may, I know you used to want to best monster girls, but you are one, don't go crazy sis" She says sternly again as I realize that mum has probably been talking to her all this time...why did I never think of that over the years?

"Yeah, and I want to have fun" I say giggling, clapping my hands together and wrapping my fingers together "So eating contest"

"You....really aren't acting lady like sis" She says dully with a sigh "Fine, when you get sick I'll carry you wherever you'll end up needing to go....you aren't joking"

"Fuck no, and of course, being a lady is boring and annoying" I cackle as Pam rings the bell and sighs "Besides, I'm hungry"

"May, I am ordering this because my stomach is bigger than you are" Pam says, rubbing her forehead "I have to eat a lot, might not have to eat often, but I don't like the idea of eating piglets by the arm full to not be starving. You won't put a dent in this platter and even if you seriously try, which I am heavily advising against, you'll make yourself sick"

"Well yeah, but how big could it be?" I ask as she brings up the menu and points at a picture of a mass of plates taking up most of a table and....."that's, well that's a lot of food but"

"A lot of food? you'd be eating the equivalent of two toddlers, tubby toddlers" She grumbles angrily

Well?
[] Boast and brag saying Ima win
[] Maybe I should change my mind
[] huff and order two platters
[] Well maybe we could share
[] Hey, I'd eat piglets by the arm full, plenty of bacon
[]You just want to bask in gluttony by yourself sis, don't lie
[] don't tell me what to do
[] write in

>>2207715
>>2207684
I'll add the life guard bit next post, forgot sorry

>>2207807
>[] Hey, I'd eat piglets by the arm full, plenty of bacon
>[]You just want to bask in gluttony by yourself sis, don't lie
>Sis why do you know how much food is in toddlers?

>>2207807
>>2207844
That write in is too good, supporting.

>>2207844
I mean I've had burritos that were baby sized before

>>2207807
>[] Hey, I'd eat piglets by the arm full, plenty of bacon
>[]You just want to bask in gluttony by yourself sis, don't lie

>>2207807
>[] Hey, I'd eat piglets by the arm full, plenty of bacon
>[]You just want to bask in gluttony by yourself sis, don't lie


>>2207818
It's cool, this is fun

>>2207869
>>Sis why do you know how much food is in toddlers?

Adding this because I have to it's so good

"So why are you a lifeguard anyways?" I ask, swirling my glass of ice cold water around, wincing from the feeling as I grab it

"to protect people, keep them safe, you know. It has a nice....fulfilling sense of duty you know" She says almost wistfully "not to mention I can swim whenever I want to and chat and meet with a lot of people....and the sunbathing on the beach is a nice benifit"

"Oh, I can see why. Sounds lovely, I'd do it if I wasn't more suited for digging than swimming" I say with a smirk "And you know liked kids or helping people as much as you do"

"You could always volunteer" She says hopefully, leaning over the table

"Maybe I will" I say with a smile "also why would you eat piglets? I'd eat an armfull of them, that's plenty of bacon. Nearly enough of it in fact"

I glance up to see her reaction with an excited smirk. She smiles and sighs

"My armfull" She says, reaching for the bell "Not yours"

"Yeah I figured, so we ordering, or do we want some appetizers?" I ask, tapping my fingers on the polished wooden table

"Girl you serious?" She nearly yells

"Hey, asking you. Don't lie, you just want to bask in gluttony by yourself sis" I say, snickering as she groans

"Fine, make your stomach burst" She groans, facepalming with a defeated sigh

"Sis?" I ask, making her look back up "Why do you know how much food is in toddlers"

"T...t...d.did you see the picture?'She squeaks, hissing a bit "there is a chubby toddler in it and"

"Hey, all I'm saying is you're about the size to be able to swallow a toddler if you really tried to and" I say holding my hands and cackling as she hisses under her breath "And it seems like you're speaking from experience"

"I do not eat children" She grumbles

"Babies?" I ask without missing a beat

"NO!" She shrieks

"You know" I say, making a pistol with my fingers "You're getting oddly defensive about eating..."

"Shut up! I don't want to talk about weird crap like that before I eat!" She yells, her eyes narrowing as she hisses at me

"Kids. Seesh, just saying you'd laugh if" I start to say

"I don't want that imagine in my mind may" She says angrily "When I am about to start eating the first thing in two days"

"Oh so you have imagined it before?" I ask, sneering as she glares at me

"I'll crush your legs" she says threateningly "Health care on the island is amazing, don't think you won't"

"I just need to grab a toddler from a crib for a distraction apparent" I giggle as she huffs

"Hope you throw up because of this" She huffs angrily

roll 1d20+will to see how much May eats BEFORE she stops

also
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16+6=22= failure to beat Pam

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2207940

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2207940

>>2207958
I deserve this for the toddler comment

>>2207958
I guess we eat too much and throw up

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2207940
Come on nat 20 to save the day.

>>2207968
That or we look at the food and can help but imagine eating toddlers and can't stomach anything

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2207940


>>2207958
Anyone else want to reroll this? We already lost so let's not make a spectacle of it, please guys

>>2207999
Please for the love of fuck there won't ba any fighting this thread, come on guys this will ruin the rest of our day with Pam and she had something planned

>>2207999
Ok what the actual fuck is going to happen 1 critfail I could imagine 2 is just stupid

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>>2207999
>>2207958

>>2208041
No one likes May and that upsets me more than it should. Please for the love of the Seven can we reroll that?

>>2208054
>No one likes May
Dude stop right there

>>2208054
You can reroll 1
or burn a shard of fate and re roll both

of course it wouldn't be worth the second option.
and more people like may than hate if you think on it

>>2208070
I'm willing to accept whatever hell exists for failing so badly.

>>2208070
Sis told us not to do this
We should have listened

>>2208069
>>2208070
I know, it just feels like that sometimes. And it somehow feels like she get's more 1's than anyone else, even though I know that doesn't make sense. Sorry for being an ass back there, just bad memories I guess. Let's just reroll the 1, to make this suck a bit less

Well

[] re roll 1 d20 and eat as much as you can before may realizes its a bad idea and backs down
[] or don't and have sum bad luck

>>2208095
>[] or don't and have sum bad luck
fuck it I just want to see how 2 critfails on such a thing plays out

>>2208095
>[] re roll 1 d20 and eat as much as you can before may realizes its a bad idea and backs down
Sure, maybe we can take the leftovers home.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2208095
>[] re roll 1 d20 and eat as much as you can before may realizes its a bad idea and backs down

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>2208095
ahhhh I dunno man
Dice decide for me
1[] re roll 1 d20 and eat as much as you can before may realizes its a bad idea and backs down
2[] or don't and have sum bad luck

I groan and whimper, laying against the table holding my stomach as it aches and I try not to burp, scared I'll throw up over the food I'm going to take back to the inn for Yvette. Which is most of it since I realized this was a terrible idea. I whimper again as Pam just keeps eating more and more, barely pausing to chew most of it since its barely finger food for her most of it. She catches me watching her and smiles with that hurting look of pity as she pats my back and makes me curl up more and cover my mouth.

"Don't, don't don't" I beg as she gingerly pulls her hand off my back, leaning back like she's expecting me to just lose my lunch right now all over her "I don't feel gooood"

"Yes because you ate like half a pound of food, with appetizers and soda" She says softly, shaking her head "I told you this would happen"

"I thought it would be smaller" I groan weakly, struggling to scoot out of the stall to rush to the bathroom as I can barely stand how much food I stuffed down my throat

"I told you it was two toddlers worth sis, but did you listen? no you just joked around and now you're suffering for it" She says as I stand up and begin to hobble to the bathroom "I'll get you something hot to calm your stomach after you...do what you should've done a plate ago"

"Shut up baby eater, don't talk about food!: I snap as I struggle to find my way to the bathroom, turning here and there grumbling to myself.

"HEY" Fucking puck shouts, jumping out of nowhere and making me hiccup from the surprise as she quickly and panickedly chatters on "I need to pay back some debts or two and you're just who I need. Don't care if you're on a date here or whatever I need you know. As they want to talk with ya! so I don't get put into a jar and....well I just need you to sit still for a second and come with me!"

I raise my hand to grab at her reflexively, and then feel like I'm going to throw up, and move to cover my mouth.

Oh
that wasn't a very good idea.

I blink and she's out of my vision. She whistles, I turn and I see a familiar ball of sparks and light flying towards my face like a spit wad

"Besides you need to losen up a bit, think of this as just a prank bro?"

I am going to fucking stomp on her if her shitty magic doesn't ruin my day first..because if that happens I'm nailing her to a book by her wings and pushing it back in the bookshelf. the little cu

and we'll end here
I've archived
and will answer questions

next session Plot/ sister and friend times if you avoid said plot

>>2208217
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Oh my god I hate her so much, fuck that stupid little bitch and whoever she owes favors too, they can all rot

>>2208217
Thanks for running HM

>>2208290
>>2208241
danke

this was a pretty short thread you know 98 replies counting this one

>>2209032
I am sorry, I was just tired.

>>2209243
no need to apologize thank you for even running, was just saying is all.

>>2209711
I still feel like I need to apologize though.

Since I run these for your guys' enjoyment and wish I could go all day long, but alas my body is frail, mortal. And probably worn out from my various resolutions this year.

I cannot in words describe how happy it makes me to see the thank you for running after every session.

And I hope all of you have a wonderful new year, see you on the next thread amigos.

>>2209774
Then even though I wasn't here for this one, thanks for writing up a storm, as always HM. 98 is not really that short you still wrote for like five or six hours. You beast!

>>2209983
Danke, I am glad you enjoyed even if it was a little short

>>2209774
Omake: Lazy day


The cat woman know as "Boots" or just Puss in Boots lay lazily on the couch. It was just... Too hot to do anything else. stupid fur.

"Hey Boots I got the... you are naked!"

"Too hot... and what flavors of ice-cream you got?"

The Cerberus dog girl smiled using her three mouths "Chocolate, vainilla and cream. And is not that hot."

"I am not the dog that guards hell, for me is hot Oh Spotted one."

"Then just take a cold shower."

"I did that a hour ago, is really too hot."

'Fine, shall I cover you in ice-cream and lick ya?"

"Mmm... cold ice-cream... sure."

AN: And I stop there before it gets too naughty.