>>2281996
>>Marr

>>2281996
>Dante

>>2281996
>Nnoitora
Also whatup spook

>>2281996
>Nnoitora

>>2282040
Not much.
I was busy eating dinner. Didn't expect 4 people would show up so fast.

Well at least we have a winner
>writing

Oh and please start rolling 3d10s
Best of 3
DC 22, no crit

Rolled 8, 4, 3 = 15 (3d10)

>>2282078

Rolled 6, 1, 1 = 8 (3d10)

>>2282078

Rolled 1, 10, 2 = 13 (3d10)

>>2282078
Okay I'll do it instead

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>>2282082
>>2282084
>>2282100
seems the rolls are holding up as expected.

Also spook are you an actual German, cause It's only morning here in Burgerland

>>2282128
I'm a europoor if you didn't know.
Specifically Hungarian.

So it's actually evening over here.
Sadly I don't think there is a time that's good for all of us.
Doing the quest from 1AM up to 9AM is simply not viable for me

>>2282134
nah I understand the whole timezone shinanigans, especially since I play DnD with a Dutch DM so it doesn't bother me, was just curious.

>>2282140
I used to play RPGs with a few different groups, all from Burgerland.

Let's just say that waking up at 1AM and playing for about 6 hours over Skype did not reflect good on my grades

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If you had to pick you'd probably choose Nnoitora.
Although he is mostly a close range fighter he has a surprisingly large arsenal of long range attacks, many of which are also invisible to the naked eye.
So you focus your attention on what he's doing.

Unfortunately what you see is less than pleasing.
Instead of focusing his attention on the enemy at hand he's too busy bickering with Marr on who should give whom more breathing room.
"MOVE IT LARDASS!"
He screamed.

"NO! YOU MOVE!
HE'S MINE!"

However they quickly learn that ignoring an enemy of such caliber is a foolish mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmFiJ8MATB4

Quickly Nnoitora notices a few locks of his hair flying off from his body.
Within a second the sound accompanying the shot could be heard and he snaps his head back at the quincy.
He may have missed this time but there is no guarantee he will again.
They focus themselves and try their best to ignore the others.

Meanwhile the quincy sees their advance and begins gliding on a pair of reishi platforms.
His movements are fluid and they are executed with such grace as if he was an olympic skater.
Lille takes aim and opens fires once more.
This time the arrancars actually pay attention to him and react accordingly.

In a flash of brilliance Nnoitora preemptively charged up a Cero and fired it off at the Quincy.
However he still had to jerk his head to the side as the "projectile" cut through the mass of reishi like hot knife through butter in an instant.
"OKAY!"
He screamed as he reeled back.
"I'VE HAD ENOUGH!"
Nnoitora raised his scythe.
"Santa Teresa! CILICE!"

The arrancar cut the wind with all of his might and sent forth a wave of sharpened air towards the quincy.
But unsurprisingly Lille was not phased by this. He did not even seem the least bit concerned by the invisible attack.
He simply pointed the barrel of his gun at the attack and Nnoitora behind it.
Without hesitation he pulled the trigger and you saw the Cilice being destroyed by the "bullet".
You couldn't help but let out a scream.

"NNOITORA!"

The one eyed arrancar uncontrollably coughed up a mouthful of blood as he bit on his tongue in pain.
Looking down he saw a brand new hole right in the middle of his abdomen.
"S-Sonofa..."

With his spine promptly severed he fell to the ground.
Quickly you fumbled your way to him as about half of your face was still missing.
Kneeling down next to him you began focusing your efforts on him rather than yourself.
"DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!"

The fall of the mantis was something nobody expected... not this fast at least.
Reactions were mixed. Some felt fear at the enemies apparent strength, some felt annoyed that they have to fight such a "pussy who can't fight properly" and Dante...
He took it pretty hard.

"UNCLE!"

You honestly can't remember if you've seen him showing so many emotions at once.
Fear, hope, hatred. A hint of all of them were visible in his expression.

Pick one:
>Harribel
>Dante
>Marr
>Asher

>>2282206
>Dante
we all gon die

>>2282206
>>Dante

>>2282206
>Dante

>>2282206
>Dante

Very well

Roll 3d10 for Dante
DC 18, no crit
Best of 3

>writing

Rolled 8, 8, 2 = 18 (3d10)

>>2282259
Now he fucked up.

Rolled 2, 1, 3 = 6 (3d10)

>>2282259
pls

Rolled 7, 9, 1 = 17 (3d10)

>>2282259

Rolled 5, 3, 1 = 9 (3d10)

>>2282259

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>>2282261
That clutch

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Okay lads, I have a gameplan for if Dante fails to kill him in this next round.
Everyone puts pressure on him while Asher converts all nearby material he can into metal.
Marr then backs off from the pressure and smashes ALL of that metal apart and into the sky.
Then Asher converges all of it onto that fucking quincy, like a fuckin hellzone grenade. And while he's distracted by that, Harribel brings the god damn ocean in a ball around that fuck and preferably INSIDE of that fuck too, and asher starts to turn THAT into metal.

A metal cage for an absolute bitch of a boss fight.

Your eyes remain fixated on Dante.
The blood red hue his hands gained was only accentuated by his white knuckles as he tightened his hold on his sword.
Blood rushed to his head as his anger kept on rising.

"You... you'll pay...
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
He raised his free hand and prepared to snap his finger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0N2eguwb8

Suddenly his reiatsu flared up as he began charging up his power for the upcoming attack.
In that moment these words escaped your lips:
"Do it."

"YOU'RE DEAD!"
Suddenly Dante snapped his finger and the world froze for you and everyone else alike.

Your grandson then attempted to keep the power going even though his anger made it really difficult to maintain.
Slowly and carefully he descended to where the Quincy was standing with his rifle raised up.
Dante then prepared his bastard sword by placing it just an inch above Lilles neck and then he began raising it.
With all his strength behind the swing the young arrancar began the quincys execution...

And that's when Lilles closed eye opened.

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>>2282317

>>2282317
>when a guy is about to kill you with his mid-tier power so you have to go balls deep right away

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"WHAT?!"
Dante yelled as his sword passed through the Quincys body harmlessly.
In his shock he lost his hold on the power he wielded and Lille was freed from frozen time.

Not wasting any time the sniper ran for it while Dante was still recovering from the shock of what just happened.
Once he was a safe distance away he grasped at his neck in surprise and felt a cold chill running down his spine.
"I-It can't be!
I-It activated?
How?!
And... why do I feel so cold?"

"Maybe because you're about to DIE!"
Marr yelled as he got the jump on the unsuspecting quincy.
Quickly he punched the ground and the shockwave of the impact sent Lille flying uncontrollably.

Meanwhile Dante fell to his knees and stabbed his sword into the ground so he could use it as support.
Tia rushed to him and knelt down beside the boy.
"Are you alright?!"

"Y-Yea gran..."

Sighing she continued.
"Thank god...
What happened?"

"I... I... I... don't know.
My sword just passed right through his body."

"How is that possible?!
Wasn't he supposed to be frozen like the rest of us?"

"I... don't know anymore."

Sighing once more Tia stood up.
"You did well.
Get behind cover, lower your spiritual pressure and make sure to recover your energy.
We'll handle him until then."

As Harribel used Sonído and jumped into the fray with Marr and Asher she drew Tiburón and began firing yellow projectiles at the Quincy.
They were not enough to seriously harm him but they didn't necessarily need to. And the fact that they couldn't hurt Marr either was also useful.
With projectiles pelting his back from one side and Marr on the other Lille finally found himself not in charge of the situation.
Sadly the Tyrant wasn't exactly known for his finesse so Lille could mostly dodge his attacks easily.

Thunderous blows constantly showered the raised rifle and the impact even hurt Lilles hands.
But that was still not much in terms of damage.
Marr however had a plan, as unlikely as that may have been.
And that was...

>HIT HIM EVEN HARDER!
>Hit him smarter
>HIT EVERYTHING!
>Other? (write-in)

>>2282356
>HIT EVERYTHING!

>>2282356
>HIT EVERYTHING!
YOU CAN'T DODGE IF I'M PUNCHING ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!

>>2282356
>>Hit him smarter

>>2282356
>>Hit him smarter
Use that fancy hollow kung-fu to poke a hole straight through his rifle into his hand.

>>2282356
>HIT EVERYTHING!

Nuke everything it is!

Roll 3d10 once more.
Best of 3, no dc.
The highest number determines the size of the explosion

>writing

Rolled 1, 4, 4 = 9 (3d10)

>>2282452
Dice please

Rolled 9, 5, 8 = 22 (3d10)

>>2282452
Oh boy

Rolled 1, 2, 8 = 11 (3d10)

>>2282452

>>2282458
Okay.
That's actually pretty decent

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGUGQRKygp4

As he kept pummeling the quincy Marr just smiled.
"Get fucked!"
Then he reached for the ring on his finger and suddenly Tias eyes shot up and she backed away from the assault, leaving Lille an escape route.

"It was necessary."
She thought to herself as she rushed for Asher.
At top speed she rammed into the human and took off with him much to his protest.

"Damn it woman!
What are you doing?"

"BE QUIET AND RUN!"

"W-Wha?!"

Then Marr spoke up.
"KILL! TIRANO!"
He called out the name of his Zanpakuto and as he was in the process of transforming he quickly threw a punch towards the ground.
Like a nuclear bomb dropped out of an airplane he made a whistling noise as his body expanded.

Finally his knuckles hit the ground and a dome of raw kinetic energy began expanding outward.
The entire platform was shaken and the city that once belonged to one of the Royal Guards was reduced to nothing but dust.
Only two points were left relatively unharmed on the circular palace, the one where you were protecting Nnoitora and Sophia and Harribel with Asher and Dante behind her.
From the center of the explosion a single, solitary figure stood up with a wide grin on his face.

"HAH!
Dodge this you prick!"
But something above him caught his attention.
"Hmmm? Oh... he's still in one piece.
GOOD!"

Cracking his knuckles the massive hollow took a step forward but then suddenly felt a sharp pain in one of his shoulders.
*BANG*
The sound of the sniper rifle echoed across the flat plain Marr just created.
He looked to the side and saw a massive hole in one of his shoulders.

"Well this is awkward..."
He observed nonchalantly as he failed to move his corresponding arm.

Lille meanwhile couldn't hold himself back any longer and coughed from all the dust in the air.
*cough cough*
"I can't believe it...
Twice...
How shameful..."

"Well... I'm out of ideas."
Marr spoke up.

>>2282504
y'know I can never really understand how the Quincy got so powerful when for over a thousand years they quite literally did basically nothing.
Some shit just ain't fair man.

>>2282534
Having a demi-god give you powerwank handjobs is a good benefit of their allegiance.

"Do you see that?"
Asher asked Tia and his son.

"S-See what dad?"

"That man..."
Ashers eyes narrow as he focuses on the quincy.
"Now my eyesight might be going bad but...
Mr Quincy over there didn't take any damage from the attack.
All I see on him is dirt from the explosion and no blood...
What did you say happened back there son?"

"M-My sword just passed through him as if he wasn't even there."

Asher focused even more this time.
"But he is there...
Otherwise he wouldn't get dirty.
So... that must be his power...
The X-Axis.
Now either I'm going senile or this isn't making a lick of sense...
Anyway...
I think I might have a plan."

"Really?"

Asher nodded and suddenly his entire body was enveloped in a green and black mass of reishi.
He swung his arm to the side and produced a blade in it.
"Let's do this..."
With that he kicked the air under himself and used bringer light to speed himself up.
However as he was in the air he continued that train of thought.
"I have no fucking idea what I'm doing..."

>Let's try to see who can shoot better
>Use the chains of Anguis to get a hold of him
>Try to get close to affect the iron in his blood
>Other? (write-in)

>>2282534
They have reality warpers up the ass.
They don't need training to get stronger when they can just cheat

>>2282574
>>Try to get close to affect the iron in his blood
Let's see Lille dodge an attack that comes from inside of himself.

>>2282574
>>Try to get close to affect the iron in his blood

>>2282574
>>Try to get close to affect the iron in his blood

>>2282574
>Try to get close to affect the iron in his blood

Okay then

>writing

Also for the (hopefully) last time in this phase
Roll 3d10 best of 3
DC 17 no crit

Rolled 3, 3, 1 = 7 (3d10)

>>2282650
jesus chirst, fucking die dude

Rolled 7, 5, 10 = 22 (3d10)

>>2282650

Rolled 3, 9, 8 = 20 (3d10)

>>2282650

>>2282652
This dude is kind of super stupid hard to kill. He cheats constantly and even does have later tier regen.

>>2282652
kek he hasn't even started!

>>2282673
Jesus fucking chirst, seriously?

>>2282678
ya didnt you read the mango? He turns into bird jesus.

>>2282679
I was not a fan of much after the animu got to fucking stuffed doll collection appeared and it killed my interest in anything past it in the mango.

>>2282683
No real loss. TYBW arc is honestly really shit. Specially when they no-sell Yamamoto.

>>2282683
>>2282687
Yeah the only good part was probably Askin.
And Aizen turning out to be the protagonist

>>2282678
But I truly pity you.
You have no idea just how BULLSHIT the SS really are.
And Jesus himself

>>2282702
I know jesus does time traveling powers lolwhynot and Ichigo ends up with worse girl.

>>2282709
It's not even that.
The big twist is that he can literally DECIDE what the future will be and the present will go accordingly. Even if it doesn't make sense.
ESPECIALLY if it doesn't make sense

>>2282714
Hold up now, We're fighting a guy who can just...decide to win or lose? HOW DID THEY EVER GET WIPED OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

>>2282714
>literally the most potent reality warper in the setting

>dies to "muh real sword all along" Ichigo

Makes a man want to die.

>>2282727
He died to Shonun Jump basically.
They told Kubo that "Yo! You can do 5 more chapters. Figure the rest of this shit yourself."

But if you want something more technical he died to an asspull Dadishida pulled out of his ass. Or the asshole of his dead wife to be more exact.
And Aizen.

Yea.

If Aizen wasn't a thing the good guys would've lost. No question about that

>>2282763
God bless the true hero of bleach, Aizen

now I feel like its really gonna bite us that we didnt recruit Aizen

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Asher made his way closer.
Slowly an idea began forming in his head.
Appearing before the Quincy he tried cracking his neck but once his arthritis kicked in he promptly stopped.
The quincy just stared at him with a pitying gaze.

"Just what are you planning Asher Bergson?"

"Oh? So you've heard of me?"

"Of course.
You are that filthy human that likes laying with animals."

"What can I say? I'm a dog person."
This time Asher REALLY wanted to crack his neck and did so even through the immense pain.
"And just for that comment I'm going to make you shit out your internal organs if that's okay with you."

"Do your worst."

Asher raised his sword and pointed it at the black man.
"Oh don't worry. That's exactly what I'm planning on doing.
By the time I'm done with you you'll feel more pain than your entire race during their enslavement!"
Asher than quickly raised his sword.
"CASUS DENTE!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af6JRDhNBiw

With a diagonal slice Asher attacked the quincy.
Lille did his usual and attempted to block the cut with his ever reforming rifle.
However since Ashers blade was about as flexible as Dantes it extended just enough after hitting the rifle to cut Lille slightly.

"Tch..."
Asher scoffed at his botched attack but secretly he was observing the Sternritter very closely.
He saw the tiny cut on his body. He CAN be damaged, so his power is not automatic.
Meaning it must trigger whenever he'd receive a fatal blow.
Now it was pretty obvious why neither previous attempts worked: They both would've killed him.
"Venum Gladio!"

Using his fluid weapon as a thrusting weapon this time he attempted to stab Lille several times.
This time the Quincy wasn't careless like before. Previously he underestimated the human because he was severely weaker than him.
Now as if he could see into the future he dodged each attack flawlessly.
However when he attempted to counter Asher the old priest just smiled.

Once seeing the barrel of the gun turning towards him Asher thrust his palm forward and shot out a serpent headed chain from his palm.
Anguis embedded its fangs deep into the barrel of the gun and with one jank it pulled the rifle away.
Seeing this opening Asher rushed in and after disintegrating his own blade he grabbed Lille by the collar with his free hand.

"Gotcha!"
Asher could feel it. The steadily rising pulse of the black man.
The iron coursing through his vein, inside his blood cells.
Slowly he extended his consciousness into those tiny particles and exerted control over them.
Just at that moment he felt Lilles clothes slipping through his fingers, as if they weren't even there.

But it did not matter.
"FERRUM VIRGINIS!"

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Suddenly Lille felt immense amounts of pain.
The iron particles within his body broke free of the bonds that held them and were now ravaging his body without mercy.
Small bits clumped up together and changed shape so they'd become sharper and more pronounced.
The quincy felt like he was receiving a very painful acupuncture from inside his body.

He was at a loss for words.
He opened his eye and yet he could still feel the pain, he was still taking damage.
That's when he realized what happened, that the human was using his own body against him.
Several small lacerations opened up across his skin and he winced in pain.
Quickly he realized what he must do.

Lille pointed his rifle at the human with all the willpower he could muster.
As Asher was forced to get clear of the quincies line of sight his concentration broke and with it his technique.
"Shit!"

Asher fell backwards and his feet grinded against reishi as he attempted to slow down.
Once he managed to stop he straightened his back and looked at the Quincy who looked quite pathetic, like a man whose life just got turned upside down.
"What's wrong Quincy?
Are you this not used to pain?
Well whatever it is I suggest you stop... because I'm nowhere near close to being done with you.
Now that I know your own body can affect you I'll-"

"Shut up..."
Lille looked down at Asher with both of his eyes open.
It was at this moment that the priest saw one of the Quincys eyes was completely white.
And when the "X" tattoo over it started glowing the human began to feel strangely afraid.
"You... pathetic mongrels made me open my eye 3 times. That shouldn't have happened... This is an absolute disgrace...
But to think you went ahead and made a mockery of my ability and actually harmed me...
That is beyond unforgivable...
What did you say before? You'd make me feel how my people did?
Well... for this insolence... I'll make you wish you burned in a furnace!"

Suddenly the cross over his eye morphs into a Quincy Zeichen.
"Now behold... the power of the first Schrift!
The X-Axis!
VOLLSTÄNDIG! ZYRAEL!"

>>2282898
NIGGAH BECAME A BIRB

>>2282906
Don't worry, his Frieza syndrome isn't over yet.

>>2282906
Nah dude.
This ain't even his final form.

You'll know the birb when you see it.
It's a fucking owl

"Hmph...
I found the whole angel business of yours to be pretty pretentious...
But you definitely take the cake.
Very well if you're such a glutton for punishment I'll-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTI_Bzy29I

*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*

Five shots were fired simultaneously.
And Asher saw none of them coming.
One in each limb and one in his liver.
The human coughed and through the cracks of his armor blood began leaking out as he fell to the ground.

"ASHER!"
You cry out after him.

"FATHE-"

*BOOM*

Dante also got a brand new hole in him and he fell to his knees.

"Be silent.
I am Gods holy messenger.
And you shall speak when I'll allow it.
You had the audacity to shame me hollows... and now you shall pay for it dearly.
You opened my eye thrice. That's three times you made me use my power.
Now by the decree of His Holiness I can fight all out.
And I'll make your deaths slow and painful.
Repent so that God may have mercy on your souls... because I won't."

Suddenly you saw the angels wings light up and you decided to act quickly.
Shooting out strings of slime to anyone that you could reach you grabbed hold of them and ran for it.
Meanwhile Tia began carrying Asher as well as his son and started following you.
As the countless projectiles were fired at you the ground got riddled with holes in an instant.
You could hardly fathom the amount of destruction that was happening around you.

While running Tia appeared next to you.
"KAIZAR! THEY NEED HELP!
GRAB THEM AND RUN!"

"OKAY! BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?

"DON'T MIND ME! JUST RUN!"

With a heavy heart you accepted your two sons and kept running while your wife staid behind.
She drew her sword and stood against the vengeful angel.

Choose!

>She went all out. This is not the time to hold back
>Normal attacks won't work. She had to try something else
>Just buy some time for the others to run
>Other? (write-in)

>>2282950
>She went all out. This is not the time to hold back

>>2282950
>Normal attacks won't work. She had to try something else

>>2282950
>>She went all out. This is not the time to hold back

>>2282950

>She went all out. This is not the time to hold back

>>2282950
>>Normal attacks won't work. She had to try something else

>>2282950
>>Normal attacks won't work. She had to try something else

It appears we're at an impasse.
I'm going to be a dick about it and choose.

>Normal attacks won't work
wins

>writing

Oh and please do be a dear and roll 3d10
DC 25 no crit
Best of 3

Rolled 2, 8, 8 = 18 (3d10)

>>2283021
god damnit people, we're at the last arc and people still won't go all out? I mean really.

Rolled 8, 3, 6 = 17 (3d10)

>>2283021

Rolled 10, 10, 9 = 29 (3d10)

>>2283021
COME ON TIA.
I BELIEVE IN YOUUUU!

Rolled 3, 5, 3 = 11 (3d10)

>>2283021

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>>2283025
bruh

>>2283025
Damn. Girl got things for big numbers

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>>2283025
Never mess with Tia's family.

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>>2283025
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

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Without hesitation she jumped up with her Zanpakuto drawn.
"Destroy! Tiburón!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suwfJMiXauU

A sphere of water formed around her which she cut apart almost instantly as her transformation finished.
In her newly released state she stood face to face with the quincy.
She thought about using Segunda Etapa but if her suspicion is correct and the enemy is now completely intangible then it'd have been a bad idea.
Her second release consumes too much power and in turn only gives her raw physical strength.

The angel sees her and begins to make his move.
Not wasting a second Tia began darting around the sky, creating platforms of reishi whenever necessary and kicking herself off of them.
Normally she could react to projectiles due to her heightened senses but since these are both instantaneous and invisible she has to react to them the old fashioned way: Predicting them.

It's the holes. She concluded.
There are 3 holes on each wing and there are 8 wings in total.
Meaning she has to calculate the trajectory of 24 attacks at once.
By observing how, where and at what speed Lille moves she managed to read his movements perfectly.
And by moving randomly around the place at maximum speed she managed to dodge his attacks without issue.

Once she felt comfortable with the rhythm she pointed her sword at the quincy and began firing.
"La Gota!"

Jets of highly pressurized water escaped her sword and passed right through the quincy. It seems her suspicions were correct.
"Useless.
In this form I am like light itself.
Untouchable."
Lille then picked up the pace and started firing off his 24 shots more rapidly.

However Tia was unrelenting and kept firing.
It may be true that he is intangible but he's certainly not invincible, Asher was the proof of that.
Moving faster and more frantically she kept up her assault while Lille continued his speech.

"What do you wish to achieve?
You are like an insect to me right now.
Yes you might be too fast to catch but once your stamina will run out."
At that Harribel suddenly stopped and looked straight into the quincys eye.
"What's wrong? Finally realized the futility of your struggle?"
She did not respond and instead did the unthinkable: She dropped her sword.
"Very well... then as a reward I'll make this quick and painless."

I just got home and jesus this thread went from 0 to 100 quick

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But before Lille could fire she raised her two hands and with one swift motion clapped them together and entwined her fingers.
She let out a loud scream and began raising her reiatsu to ludicrous degrees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTc

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

This caught Lille off guard.
"What are y-
HUH?!"
He looked around himself and saw droplets of water floating all around him.

"So you do use your eyes...
That means you aren't completely intangible. Isn't that right?"

"Gah!"

"I wonder...
If light can reach your eyes then..."
Tias eyes flash with murderous intent.
"I wonder what other biological functions do you still have."

Suddenly all the moisture Harribel preemptively scattered around collected around them and formed an orb of water around Lille.
The Quincy began panicking as he realized the arrancars intentions.
His wings flapped as he attempted to break free.

"NOT YET!"
Tia shouted and conjured a massive amount of water above her head.
"CASCADA!"

Suddenly the torrent of water began pouring into Lilles watery prison, swelling it to gigantic proportions.
The dome of water grew to about half the size of the city that was here not too long ago.
And she saw the signs of both surprise and dread on Lilles face.
Just as she suspected... the man still needed to breathe after all.

Bubbles of air escaped the black mans body as he frantically looked around.
He started moving rapidly into one direction but he saw no end to the bubble as Tia swam after him and kept it centered around the quincy.
Harribel kept her stoic look as Lille looked at her in desperation.
For a moment she did not know what to make of his look. The Sternritters look of dread slowly disappeared and in its place only anger remained.
His body began swirling and it disappeared from sight.

"What the?!"
Tia shouted in surprise.

A few meters away Lille reappeared.
Despite his body being completely dry he was still desperately grasping for air as he fell to his knees.
"C-Curses!
How shameful!"
He coughed as he struggled to breathe.

But once he finally recovered and stood up Tia also noticed him.
"The bastard can teleport!"

"You! You! YOU!
You dare make a mockery of Gods messenger?!
You DARE make ME get on my knees?!
Enough! I swear upon my name! I WILL KILL YOU!"

>>2283182
Oh, I know exactly what to do with this information.
We need Kaizar to use mera to superheat Tia's water. Immensely hot steam will rise and swirl, MELTING the flesh on the inside of his lungs that he uses to breathe. SCALDING his eyes, until he goes blind. And depending on what else he needs to flicker on and off to maintain himself, it might do even more damage.

>>2283201
Now you see that's a very nice idea.
However it's completely unnecessary.
You'll see why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLBTIUzPpEQ

Lille aimed all of his wings at a single target.
And Tia was there in his line of sight.
He prepared to fire, Tia prepared to run for her life once more...

However.

Something caught both of their attention.

*CRASH*

Suddenly cracks began to spread throughout the entirety of the platform.
The tremors were so mighty, so fearsome that the quakes could be felt on every single other platform as well.

*CRASH*

It happened again.
But this time there was no question as to what that was.
A third figure entered the fray... and that one was angrier than even the angel.
And neither of the fighters could believe their own eyes when they saw it.

"S-Sophia?"
Tia gasped in surprise as her daughter took another step forward.

*CRASH*

"stop..."
She did not take another step.
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

The very heavens themselves shook in fear as the power of the little girl rose.
Her azure reiatsu tinted the sky blue as the deepest parts of the ocean.

"You... You... I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY FAMILY ANYMORE!
I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY MOMMY!"

Sophia drew her blade in an instant and raised it horizontally in front of her.

>Release

And roll 3d20, best of 4

Rolled 9, 13, 5 = 27 (3d20)

>>2283257
OH SHIT SON

Rolled 8, 9, 17 = 34 (3d20)

>>2283257

Rolled 18, 18, 8 = 44 (3d20)

>>2283257

Rolled 5, 12, 19 = 36 (3d20)

>>2283257

Rolled 10, 16, 18 = 44 (3d20)

>>2283257

>>2283257
>>2283279
phone rolling is too diffcult for me it seems.

Rolled 7, 18, 17 = 42 (3d20)

>>2283257
ITS FUCKING TIME, SOMEONES GONNA DIE A HORRIBLE GOD DAMN DEATH.

Rolled 14, 11, 1 = 26 (3d20)

>>2283293
make sure you enter "dice+3d20" and not "Dice+3d20"

>>2283301
sorry forgot to take dice out

>>2283301
I think it auto capitilized is why, plus trying to cook at the same time.

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"RISE UP WATERS!"
She began chanting.

Upon seeing this Tia looked at Kaizar who looked back at her.
Suddenly the water she was keeping in the shape of a dome started flowing freely as she let go of it.
In one swoop she picked up Kaizar and they began running away at maximum speed, knowing what's about to happen.
Meanwhile Sophia kept going on.

"WATERS OF THE WORLD!
RISE AND MAKE HEAVEN AND EARTH TREMBLE!
RISE AND WRITE UPON THE SKY AS AN ETERNAL LESSON!
THAT THE SHIPS MAY RIDE THE WAVES BUT THE WATER IS THE KING!
NOW RISE! BAHAMUT!"

From Sophias blade water begins to surge forth and envelops her in a sphere.
And much like Tia did she also breaks free from it but in a completely different way.
Six claw tipped wings pierce her watery cocoon and with one swipe tears it open violently.

All things considered her appearance didn't change much.
She has grown three pairs of wings as well as a long and thin tail tipped with a trident.
And her little tiara of horns grew more pronounced but the rest of her body remained unchanged.
Her power however... that was enough to make even Lille sweat.

"W-What's this?!
T-This can't be!"

But the angels senses did not betray him.
That wall of reiatsu, that glowing sun before him was very much real.
And it stared directly at him with murderous intent.

The six wings of the girl begin arching forward, their claw tipped ends pointing at her mouth.
She began inhaling and suddenly reishi began pouring out from her wings alongside a bit of water.
All the energy she managed to released in preparation of this attack rivaled reiryoku needed to activate an average bankai.
And it was all focused into one, solitary point.

The water began mixing with the ultra dense reishi and slowly it released an alarming amount of light.
Though it was but a single spark it glowed bright as a star.
Finally Sophia screamed.

"CERO! ÚLTIMO!"

With her mouth snapped shut the attack began.
Unlike the typical Cero this did not shoot out as a beam.
Instead it accelerated so fast it felt like it was shot out of a cannon, with an appropriate sound accompanying it.

Lille just stared at the little star with morbid curiosity.
He dared not look into it but he couldn't look away either.
As it got close to him he suddenly felt a chill running down his spine, something he didn't feel for quite some time now.
The fear of death.

However the tiny spark did nothing upon colliding with him as it passed harmlessly through his body.

>>2283360
THIS POWER, ITS OVERWHELMING.

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The quincy turned around and followed the unassuming little source of light as it slowly floated past him.
For some reason he could not tear his eyes away from it, no matter how hard he tried.
He simply had to know: What was all that power meant to accomplish?
And that was ultimately his undoing.

The star suddenly accelerated seemingly for no reason and flew far away.
It passed the borders of the platform long ago and threatened to hit the barrier surrounding the Soul King Palace.
But then... it happened.

All the compressed energy finally triggered a chain reaction, causing the water bound within to start fusion.
Suddenly the tiny speck of reishi exploded in a brilliant flash of light that consumed the entire realm.
For a moment there no shadows existed in the entire Palace.

But once the light faded and the sound of the explosion died down Lilles body was revealed once more.
Not in the sky but on the ground, writhing in agony.
His eardrums exploded, the light from his eyes was extinguished forever and he was grasping his head with his hands.
The piercing light was so great that it caused permanent nerve damage in the quincy.
What he felt was impossible to adequately describe with mere words.

Sophia stood over this pathetic excuse of a man while still breathing heavily from all that anger.
He was still alive. This needed to change.

>Do as mother and drown him.
>Find another way to choke him out.
>Boil away all the water in his body
>Other? (write-in)

Also... does anyone happen to have appropriate dragon girl pics?
Every time I google the word "Dragongirl" all I get are results from that degenerate dragon maid cartoon

>>2283394
>>Boil away all the water in his body
BEST DAUGHTER

>>2283394
>Boil away all the water in his body

>>2283394
>Boil away all the water in his body

>>2283394
>Boil away all the water in his body
Best daughter confirmed.

>>2283394
>>Boil away all the water in his body

>>2283403
try dragon girl monster

>>2283422
Ah! Much better! Thank you my dude

>>2283394
>>Boil away all the water in his body

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I'm very close to catching up don't you end this before I get to participate

>>2283441
no worries, we not a jewach yet

Okay then Roll 3d10
Best of 3
DC 16 , no crit

>writing

Rolled 8, 4, 7 = 19 (3d10)

>>2283469

>>2283445
I'm fairly certain he means the thread, not the quest in general

Rolled 5, 4, 9 = 18 (3d10)

>>2283469
Daughter please, kill them

Rolled 9, 7, 7 = 23 (3d10)

>>2283469

>>2283477
ah fair point, guess it's up to you to answer that then.

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>>2283481
Hell yeah.

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>>2283486
that filename

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Sophia walked over to the Quincy in order to deliver the finishing blow.
But once she got close she saw that Lille slowly stopped agonizing and calmed down.

"How shameful..."
Light began pouring out from every pore of his body.
As the glorious incandescence enveloped the quincy his body began to morph drastically.
"To think I'd be pushed this far...
I see now what you are.
You are no animal... You are no child...
You are a monster. An abomination that needs to be stopped.
And if I have to live with this shame then so be it..."

With his transformation complete Lilles new form was revealed.
It appears that he abandoned the entire angelic look in favor of a more monstrous, more alien appearance.
He looked like a cross between an insect and an owl with some human appendages thrown into the mix.

>>2283477
Nope the first guy got it I did mean the quest in general

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"I will eradicate you!
Even if I have to sacrifice my god given kingdom!
Even if I have to sacrifice my very life to do it!"

Raising his finger high into the air Lille began creating a reishi weapon, much like any ordinary quincy would.
Except this one was gigantic in size.

"Behold my strongest attack: Trompete!
This is the very trumpet that signals the coming of Armageddon!
Now BE GONE!"

From the weapon a tidalwave of reishi began pouring outward with an earsplitting sound.
The attack was very large in scale. With the attack widening as it traveled it seemed likely that it'd wipe out the entire circle that was given to Lille.
However Sophia had something to say about that.

Raising her open palm and turned it sideways.
As destruction got close to her she brought her hand down in a fierce karate chop that split the Trompete clean in half.
Her strike carried enough force that it created a safe zone for the little girl to stand in for the entire duration of the blast.
Meanwhile Lille just stared in horror at this.

"I-Impossible!"

"Weak... very weak.
Your gods message is weak."

Lille wanted to retort, he really did.
But his lips came up with nothing.
He could not muster the strength to speak, not after what he just saw.

"Now... here's my message: Die."
Sophia extended her open palm and pointed it at Lille.
"Boil."

Suddenly the angel felt something.
Once more his mind was overwhelmed by unimaginable amounts of pain.
But this time it would bring his death.

His eyeballs popped as all the liquid inside them turned into gas.
Both muscles and organs cried out in pain as they slowly distorted in color, turning gray.
He could feel his tongue bubbling and his throat burning with fire.
Soon even his bonemarrow started burning and the desperate cries of the so called Messenger of God filled the Soul King Palace.
It didn't take long before he'd beg for mercy and once he saw there was none to be had he did the unthinkable.
He deactivated the X-Axis and took his own life with the last of his strength.

Oh well in that case don't worry.

Lille was the easiest of the SS and he took an entire thread + a little bit to take out (and some lucky rolls)

I don't think I'll be able to finish before 100 threads.

>On an unrelated note

However this will be where I have to cut things off everyone.
Hope you enjoyed yourselves as always.

Archive's up and if you got any omake requests to make then feel free to make them.
See you goys next week

>>2283587

Thanks for the run Spooky, awesome as always.

>It didn't take long before he'd beg for mercy and once he saw there was none to be had he did the unthinkable.
>He deactivated the X-Axis and took his own life with the last of his strength.

Say what you will about the bastard, he wasn't willing to give us the satisfaction of seeing him beg.

I can respect that.

>>2283587
How about a meanwhile in Yhwach quest omake, filled with people complaining about how op Sophia is.

>>2283587
An incredibly unlikely and extremely rare omake of THE END...TAKING A STROLL OUTSIDE.

>>2283587
Suddenly i understand why monk was shitting himself over best daughter.

>>2283587
>Weakest SS
At the very least, I think that Kaizar would be a pretty hard counter to Pernidas.
Kind of hard to maintain control over someone's nerves when billions of microorganisms will be actively trying to fuck YOUR nerves up for being an intruder in the body.

>>2283652
>Fear Eater should work on Gremmy i think it is? The one who you beat by making him believe he can't win. I would also imagine Hogyoku Segunda Etapa Bankai Kaizar should be able to beat the Miracle.

>>2283953
The other thing is he's weak if you can split his notice or sneak up on him, since he has to know whats going on to Imagine a defense to stop it. So if we overload his mental APM we can kill him as well.

Also friendly reminder, if we say Ichibei's name we can get him back, something to think about.

Not sure how I feel about bringing him back considering his position and all he did,
but the option IS there.

>>2284517
Doesn't that take from the energy of the person who says it?

I mean, I'm for it, but I think perhaps it'd be better if we tricked one of the quincy into saying his name.

>>2284529
I'd doubt they'd do it but you are right that it does take energy from the person but IIRC it isn't a disabling amount, just enough for him to reconstitute.

But again, idk if we even really should considering how he got his position and his judgement of our character previously.

>>2284535
I'd say having his help is a lot more important than that, at the current time. Ywach will be SUPREMELY bullshit.
Ichibe can always be killed again later. But for now, there's a mutual enemy that we can't afford to not use every resource available on.

>>2283616

This I might not do since the ones present are the SS, Haschbrowns and the 'umie quincies.
And... I already have a few things that I want to do with Yahweh.

But who knows. I may do something with him.

>>2283628
This sounds fun, however it will be massively non-canon so keep that in mind

>>2283652
You're forgetting that Pernida also governs "Progress" as a concept in addition to having the C.
So Kaizar might initially counter him but Pernida would grow fucking strong if he was in the presence of Kaizar for too long.

'Member how he grew more intelligent when in the presence of Mayuri?

>Also on an unrelated note:

As some of you might know I'm in the process of making my new quest.
I'm progressing fairly well with it however I've hit a bit of a roadblock.
Namely with one of the races I'm making.

I already have a decent idea about what they'll be but sadly I just can't come up with a cool name for them.
If you're interested you goys could help me with that

>>2284959
Sounds lit, tell us whatchu got

p.s. i'm goin to bed but ill try to help when i awaken

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>>2284961
It's 'kay.

So here's what I came up with.
Basically any race of humanoids (i.e. Elves and the like) are called Nex. Nex Homini.

Basically they are all offshoots of humans whose ancestors were exposed to massive amounts of magic and they mutated as a result.
They are capable of breeding and even crossbreeding to some extent.

And these guys are who got the most radical of makeovers.
Their skin can be any color, though in most cases it's vibrant.
It's also smooth as silk and has no blemishes on it. In truth it's almost like soft rubber.

They also have no noses nor mouths so they don't eat, drink or breathe and instead derive ALL sustenance from ambient magical energies.
The only sensory organs they have are their ears which are fairly normal and overly large eyes.

These eyes are what make them so damn special because they are just so damn good, like a hawks and they are extremely precise and dextrous as a result.
In fact they are some of the best craftsmen of the world.

However there are two big problems:
-One they are incredibly gaudi, preferring to craft very elaborate and ornate looking items just because they are capable of doing so without compromising the objects integrity.
-And they are very greedy

Their entire culture revolves around the concept of accumulating wealth by any means because to them the size of your purse is a sign of how successful, skilled and competent you are.
They go so far with this idea that whenever one of them dies they just donate away all their money to the country or someone unrelated to them just so their children would have to accumulate their own wealth.

And while this often means they'd aspire to become the greatest craftsmen, be it sword, armor or jewelry smithing they are not above stealing because they make DAMN good thieves.

And as I previously said they think EVERY method of money making is valid... as long as you don't get caught because that's a sign of weakness

>Pic somewhat related

Their eyes are also no ordinary eyeballs.
Instead they are basically sacks filled with fluid...

>>2285065
Could call them the Sustrai or Sustrani, apparently it means thief in Basque, seems to fit imo.

>>2285065
The Geizig, or "Covetous" in German. Gier, would be Greed, and it sounds good imo. Gierig for greedy, but sounds less good.

>>2285865
Hmmmm...
I didn't want to name the Sheklres or anyting like that but this just sounds so right to me.
It reminds me of the Guyver...

Maybe.
Definitely better than my initial idea: Duradark

>>2285896
There's also Augen, which is literally just "eyes". As far as fantasy race names go, Gier and Augen seem to just...SOUND the best, to me.

>>2284959
Yo hol' up

If Pernida is adaptive, and Kaizar is adaptive, what happens when they fight each other?

>>2290508
They give each other nods of approval.
Kaizar would offer a handshake, but he's not sure if that would be offensive or not.

So as I have dropped this quest based on Spook's SHIT TASTE, what's the eta on his totally not Berserk thingy?

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>>2290727
>Dropping the best quest currently running
Someone has shit taste alright, but it isn't spook

>>2290727
It arrives when it arrives.
Not before GHQ ends however.

>>2290727
I also probably will take a month long break afterwards.
However once I'm done with that I'll probably be able to start immediately, since I already have a pretty clear foundation for the whole thing already.

Also...
Still salty about Rangiku and the "loli lewding"?

>>2290748
>best quest currently running
It's certainly the best Bleach quest running by far. But it's not the best quest.

>>2290987
So May or June?
>spoiler
N-no, you idiot.

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>>2291219
It's definitely the best.

>>2291232
It's likely one of the best fanfiction quests.

>>2291241
Name one quest that's still running which is better.
I'll judge you based on that answer.

Aizen needs to say a one liner about Sophia

>>2291259
Despite all of the QM's setbacks it's technically still running, Lamplighter.

>>2291601
Never even heard of it, kid.

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>>2291619
Well, I fell for the bait.

Omake #1: A walk

1997:

The earth rumbled as an old and grumpy lizard grumbled.
"Urgh...
Another millennia...
Another grain of sand in the hourglass of eternity..."

The entity some call the End stood up.
His massive joints creaked and cracked as the bones making it up grinded against each other.
Letting out a massive yawn he caused the world to shake.

"I suppose it's as good a time as any to stretch my legs."
As he straightened his back he closed his eyes and began focusing.
Gods are naturally forbidden from ever leaving their realm...

However there are always loopholes to be exploited.
With the eyes of his mind he imagined a rather simple scenery.
Deep blackness, almost as dark as his home. Soft sand sinking under his feet.
The calm sensation of water running over his body.
And he was there.

The Mariana Trench.
Resting at over 10.000 meters deep it's the deepest point on Earth.
Light can not reach such depts so the entire place is pitch black and coincidentally... very easy to imagine.

He didn't have much of a presence in this state.
One might even call him a non-entity.
The only way anyone could possibly detect him is if they somehow heard his voice miles upon miles away from him, where his powers no longer could suppress it.
Stretching his arms he let out a loud yawn.

"Well... time to check out how these apes are doing."

Slowly he trudged along the sea floor until he finally reached land.
Though his steps were rather sluggish he was still capable of covering quite a lot of ground.
So he decided to do his usual walk around the planet and made a few interesting observations along the way.

"Hmmm...
Good progress technology wise.
Maybe these ones will have a way to survive if some random rock falls on them..."

He continued his walk, quietly observing the humans and what they've been up to.
However when he reached a certain slavic country his mood turned sour.

"The HELL is this?"

ψ̷̞͖̼͚̦̞͋̏̂̽ͅ ̵̵̡̩̭̗̘̮͕̘̔͛͋͒̎́̈́͘͝ͅ ̴̷͔̜̖̹̭̯̻̼͌̓͌̂̏̎͜͜͝͝ͅ ̵̻̀͑̄Y̷̱̰͇͋̄̐̊́́̑́̿̊ò̶̧̡͉̞͔͎̹̙̇͆̊͒̓̕͠͠ù̸̡̧̝͉̖̰̼̏̿̂͋ ̶̟̺̭̘͉̭̝͚̫͉͊̈́̊̐̃̑̓̚͝c̶̨̻̼̩̥͎͆͑̒̋́̔͂͝ą̸̥̩͇͚͍̖̤̔̔͒̿̽l̷͚̖͚͈͙̻̞̽͆̃̈̇̌̂͆̈̔ĺ̵͖̪̎̽̃͒͆͗e̴̢̛̦͖͓͐͌̍̓̔̓̒ḋ̸̡̼̥̗̟̼͖̩̖͚̂̏͌̒̾͒̽͗̕̚?̵̛̳̣̫͓̻͎̟̞͎̟̈́̈́͋͐͆̋́ ̶̷̨͎͓͉̱̳̀̂̔̽̑̊̽̉͘ͅ ̶̷̢̨͚͚͓͔͍̮̻͉̠̺̗̤̞͐̒͆̈̔͜ ̷̶̡̨̛̺̝̺̭̺͚͍̩͔̟̰̭̥̹̘͙̎̏̓̃̽̂̿̃̇̓̕̕̕͘͝ ?


"No Hell! Go back to your room!"
He stared at the massive, gaping hole in the ruined reactor.
"Ugh... Really? Splitting atoms?!
How did I miss this?!
Ugh...
Maybe things aren't as good as I thought...
Maybe i should just squash them... Better them than the planet."
He continued his walk as he was lost in thought, debating himself.
"Hmmm?"

He suddenly stopped.
A little boy was running after a ball that was kicked out of the playground.
The ball rolled onto the roads and the little kid tried to follow it with reckless abandon.
Casually the massive monster put his finger down and the boy bumped against it.
Suddenly the car that was about to run him over darted past the boys face and the god raised his finger once more.

"Hmmm...
Maybe later...
I feel like this was enough for another 1000 years.
Let's hope they can come up with something worthwhile in that time."

Omake #1: THE END

>>2292657
the end is a softie, pass it on

>>2293029
Maybe the kid will head the genocide of all cars and invent new locomotive transportation instead. It's always more interesting to let people live whether for good or ill. He's TOTALLY not just a big plushie on the inside.

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>>2292657
This is cute. CUTE.

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The wave of heat washes over you and you can feel your slime drying up and turning into dust.
You saw your daughter preparing to release but you didn't imagine she'd go this far.
Pretty much your entire life you knew something was slumbering within her, something terrifying.
But now that you saw her creating the spiritual equivalent of a Hydrogen you realize just how much you were lacking in imagination.
With all the energy of a supercharged Cero focused into a single point she managed to turn water into plasma which exploded violently once she relinquished her control.

As the protective coccoon you erected scatters in the wind as dust and while Harribels bubble of water pops you take a good look at the surrounding area.
Although the large platform you are standing on was already leveled quite succifiently even that paled in comparison to what you saw.
Sand and rocks melted, creating glass and a variety of molten stone and metals.
Touching it reveals it to be searing hot and perfectly smooth but brittle.
Just by merely touching it you managed to crack it.

For now however you tear away your eyes from it and look at Sophia.
She's practically towers over the writhing Quincy.

"Boil."

The quincy screamed.
His powers were unable to protect him when it was his own phisiology that harmed him.
In moments his eyes popped and as blood poured out of them he made a most horrific screeching noise accompanied by his flesh bursting open.
With the last bits of his strength he swiftly deactivated his power and pointed at his own head.
One blow and only empty space remained as his now lifeless corpse fell to the ground.

Forgetting about the others you quickly hurried to your daughters side even as you kept slipping.
As you reached around her you could hear her breathing heavily.
Strong as she might be such an attack must've put an enormous stress on her small body, especially with her powers being so undeveloped.

"It's okay! It's okay!
Shhhhh..."
You began stroking her hair and rocking back and forth in an attempt to calm her down.
"The bad man is gone."

Suddenly her legs gave out and her released form disappeared.
Her breathing became even more irregular.
"Good...
I didn't... want to... use that... again..."

>Do you need a minute?
>You did well Sophia! But I think you should stay here and rest.
>Other? (write-in)

>>2301318
>Do you need a minute?

>>2301318
>>Do you need a minute?

Slow day ain't it?

Very well.
Slow day it is.

>writing

"Do you need a minute?"
You ask her as you worry about her health.

Sophia however does not seem to be too bothered.
She stands back up on her own two feet and looks you in the eye after composing herself.
"No.
I'm good.
We can continue."

You pull her in close and give her a hug.
Through her hair you whisper into her ear.
"Okay but you need to stay with mom.
Got that? Don't leave her side even for a second!"

"And if you get into trouble again father?"

You let go of her and give her a reassuring smile.
"I won't!
I promise you that!"

Leading her by the hand you take her back to the others.
As you walk the brittle ground cracks violently under your feet.
Sophia then lets go of your hand and rushes to Tia.
"Mom!"

It's now Harribels time to hug your daughter.
"Ah sweetie!
Mommy is so proud of you!
But please... don't scare us like that again."

Sophia nods and hugs her mother back.
Meanwhile you walk up to the others who seem to be getting back to their senses.
They are rubbing the still sore areas where their wounds used to be.
Even Nnoitora who had his spine severed stands back up.

"Ugh...
What happened?!
Where is the asshole that shot me?!
HUH?!"

"Relax Nnoitora.
It was taken care of.
Sophia put him in a body bag already."

"Really?!"
He turned to the little girl and started ruffling her hair.
"I knew there was a reason why you were always my favorite!"

"HEY!"
Dante also spoke up.

"Anyway... Are you guys good to go?"

Asher stands up and starts cracking his joints.
"Aye.
Though I'm not sure I want to.
If this was the first guy...
Then I don't want to know what the others will be."

"THEY won't get so lucky again.
The thing about surprise attacks like these is that they work only once.
Now we know what to expect."

"And what if they are worse than what we can account for?"

You crack your knuckles.
"I'll give them something even worse."

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After making sure the others won't just keel over and die while running all of you resumed your charge.
Leaving the desolate wasteland that this city was reduced to you made your way towards the very center of the Soul King Palace, where the King was.
But that is not to say that you didn't expect any opposition. You were sure the enemy would have some way of altering your course.
What you didn't expect was the absolute lack of resistance.

Finally reaching the bridge connecting the circular islands to the main spire the others voiced their concerns.
"Is it just me or is it-"

"DON'T SAY IT DAD!"

"- too quiet?"

"Ugh...
Damn it."

And true to Dantes prediction you did encounter someone just as you reached the staircase leading up to the massive central building.
A lone figure stood there.
Wearing a large coat that obscured most of his body he stood atop the staircase, staring you down.
Once he was close enough your entire group grinded to a halt and stared him down.
It was a breath of fresh air that the enemy did not try to ambush you or fight you in a dirty way... but that just made it all the more worrying.

"Hah!"
Marr laughed.
"Is this twerp the one supposed to stop us?
Come on! Where's the rest o' ya?"

"Nowhere!
It's just little old me that you got to deal with!"
The blonde boy smiled in a way that sent shivers down your spine.
"Although...
Those pompous fools in the Schutzstaffel did have the audacity to mock me.
Very well! I've decided!
You can go ahead and fight them.
I'll wait."

"And you assume we'll just go along with it?!"
Tia roars up in protest.

"Oh you don't have a choice.
But...
Since I'm in a good mood...
I'll let you choose!
Pick a number between 1 and 3!"

>1
>2
>3
>Punch him
>Other? (write-in)

>>2301522
>>3

>>2301522
>2

>>2301522

...

Oh, great, this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g

>Punch him
>Other?
>Everyone else needs to get the fuck away, now. The only person that can fight him is us.

(Dante might be able to do it, but I'd rather not risk him to this asshole, and we have the bullshit plot rock on our side.)

Rolled 2 (1d3)

Hmmmm

Looks like we are at an impasse.

I'll roll 3d1 and the result will determine which of the 3 answers will get picked

>writing

>>2301607
Heh...

Well... RNG sure knows how to make a story

>>2301630

That doesn't fill me with confidence Spooky.

>>2301639
Honestly...
You have the SS plus a few additional guys to deal with (including Gremmy) who are also bullshit OP

At this point you are just picking HOW you'll get violated

>>2301653
Sup spooky i just got out of work to find the quest running, hows it going?

>>2301664
Slow

Hoping it picks up soon

You take a step forward.
"You're planning on exhausting us?"

"Exhaust?
Oh don't be silly!
It wouldn't matter one bit if I fought you now or after the others.
Not a single thing would change."

"Tch... cocky bastard.
Fine!
Two!"

Spreading his arms the Quincy smiled at you hauntingly.
"As you wish!
Oh and good luck! You'll need it!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ8NY9_i45M

Suddenly the earth under your feet started turning black as tar and your feet began sinking into it.
While the others were too busy gazing at this in horror you never broke eye contact with the boy standing above you.
With your head slowly disappearing you spoke your last words to him.
"Just remember... when we beat you while exhausted...
You'll have only yourself to blame for such humiliation!"

It was a strange sensation.
Your transportation was unlike the Garganta or anything else.
Instead of traversing some sort of channel between two points of space you just appeared over there once the blackness disappeared.
But for a moment there you saw the entire Soul King palace twist, turn and contort into a single line, as if you were flinged across the entire realm at an incredible speed.
And yet... you didn't feel like you were accelerated. It was more like the entire realm bent around you.

However you did get through without any issues which made you feel glad and scared at the same time.
If that boy could do this then he most certainly could've inflicted a lot of damage on you.
You decided to keep that in mind as you prepare for your future confrontation with him.
But sadly that'll have to wait.

As you get your bearings you can hear someone speaking up who doesn't belong to your group.
"AW! SHIT!
GREMMY YOU SONOVA-"

Immediately all of you look in the direction of the sound and rush towards it.
Upon seeing who it was you quickly stop and order the others to do the same.
The man then continues as he keeps fanning his shirt.

"Great! Just great!
Now I got latte all over my shirt!"
He then quickly turns around.
"Oh... you're already here!
Well this is awkward..."

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Askin then stands up with the coffee stain still plainly visible on his white garb.
"I didn't exactly expect to meet you so soon Kaizar!
I mean... I didn't even have a chance to prepare for the arrival of you guys!
Maaaan! Fuck that Gremmy! Am I right?"

"Kaizar... do you know this clown?"
Nnoitora asks you.

"Sorta."
You turn your attention back to the quincy and speak to him.
"So... you are also a member of this "SS" I heard so much about."

"Crazy ain't it?
They used to have only 3 members.... well 4 if you count the Grand Master since he's kinda sorta a member but not really.
But yeah. Me and Gremmy, the little faggot you just met, were also chosen as the two "last minute" members. There are also those "other guys" but I'd rather not waste my breath on them.
However I'm not complainin'. Means we get spared the Auswählen treatment. And I got this killer crib all to myself.
Pretty sweet deal, don'tcha think?"

Marr grabs you by the shoulder and begins growling.
"This man reminds me of that clown Aizen...
I want to smash him so bad!"

"Relax big guy!"
You try to calm down Marr but then turn back to Askin.
"So... I suppose you won't just stand aside and let us go freely..."

"Well... You see the problem with that is that I'd love to buuuuut you knooooow...
Contractual obligations and such.
So I can't really let you guys pass.
And I already told you where I stand so yeah... I don't want to sound like a hypocrite!"

>Let's not waste any more time then...
>Are you sure? (try reasoning with him write-ins are recommended[/spoiler)
>Gang... let's make a run for it!
>Other? (write-in)

>>2301777
>Let's not waste any more time then...

>>2301777
>>Gang... let's make a run for it!

Plot rock teleport interrupt.

V's bullshit but what you've got to remember is that his bullshit is limited to what he can 'imagine'.

If he can't contemplate something happening then he can't block it, and I doubt he knows about our plot rock.

>>2301777
>>Let's not waste any more time then...

>>2301777
>Are you sure? (try reasoning with him write-ins are recommended)

>I mean, we're gonna get rid of the guy who'll try to hold you up to it, you'll be free to do other things. Not being a hypocrite is all well and good, but do you really think these guys are worth your effort?

>>2301777
>Are you sure?
Propose that we enjoy a nice, friendly bonding experience of ripping Gremmy a new asshole together. He'd love it. Gremmy is a fuckin shitbag.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Hmmm it looks like a tie between outright attacking him and reasoning with him...
I just can't decide so let's leave it up to fate, shall we?

1=Fight
2=Talk

>writing

>>2301896
KEK

*ahem*

Please roll3d10 now...
Not for fighting mind you.
DC: 20, No crit
Best of 3

>>2301896
Damn.
Askin is one of the few quincy I actually like.

Rolled 4, 9, 2 = 15 (3d10)

>>2301902

>>2301903
We all do my man, we all do

Rolled 7, 9, 3 = 19 (3d10)

>>2301902

Rolled 3, 8, 4 = 15 (3d10)

>>2301902

>>2301909
>>2301923
>>2301944
Oh my...
That is quite delicious indeed

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>>2301965
Come on Askin, that just sounds gay when you say it like that.

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"Well..."
You start cracking your knuckles.
"Since you already made yourself very clear then I don't think there is anything left to discuss."
You turn back to your friends.
"Let 'im have it!"

"W-W-Wait a moment!"
Askin spoke up.
"Aren't you getting a little carried away?"
He keeps rambling on while obviously nervous about something.
"Y-You haven't even decided who gets to go first!"

You simply raise an eyebrow at that.
"First?"

All of a sudden you see comprehension dawning on Askin.
"NOW HOL UP!
You consider yourselves the good guys! RIGHT?
Fighting like one, two, three...SEVEN ON ONE is a little unfair! RIGHT?!"

You all look at each other then simultaneously back at Askin.
"So?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmhK-PdZVjw

Then you can see the Quincy swallowing hard as a drop of sweat rolls down his forehead.... and then him turning around and running away from you at full speed.
Suddenly your two warmonger friends Marr and Nnoitora scream after him at the same time.

"OY! GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!"

The two of them begin chasing the fleeing quincy without much of a thought and you are left there gasping at this display of idiocy.
"GUYS!"
You call after them but it's futile.
Their warrior mentality assumed control over their bodies and is now leading them after their fleeing opponent.

"It's pointless Gramps...
Once their eyes go bloodshot like that there is no stopping them.
Best to just follow and make sure they don't walk into a trap!"

You hate to admit but your grandson is right.
With a deep sigh you also increase your speed to match that of Marr and Nnoitora.
Soon enough you catch up to them and find yourself screaming at Askin who has quite a lead on them.
You didn't take the guy for such an enthusiastic runner.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
WHAT ABOUT YOUR CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS?"

"FFFFFFFUCK THAT!!"

>>2302024
FUCK
Askin is the BEST

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You can't help but laugh at his genuine expression of fear.
"So... are you gonna fight us or not?"

"Erm..."
Askin keeps running as if his life depends on it.
"How about I GIVE you guys something to just FUCK OFF!"

He hops into the air and as he does so brings his arms close to his torso so he could spin really fast.
Then Askin extended his arms and produced a small, purple ball with them.
With a gentle shove he sent the newly formed orb flying towards you.

"THERE!
It's gift! It's yours if you accept to fight me fair and square!"

However once his sentence finished your brain started chugging.
Suddenly your eyes snapped open in surprise and you dodged as fast as you could.
With your momentum you found yourself smashing through several walls violently as you screamed back to the others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqMLxErdhfI

"DOOOOOODGE!"

But instead of helping your scream merely distracted both Nnoitora and Marr as they looked in your direction.
"What?!"
They both spoke up.

Nnoitora got lucky... the flying ball just barely flew past him.
Marr however was a different story. His huge frame collided with the floating sphere head on.
It didn't take him long to slow down and fall to his knees.
In just about five seconds he got incapacitated.

Both you and Nnoitora stared at him as his skin started changing color and as he coughed up blood.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Nnoitora screamed.

"T-That bastard!
He said it was "gift" not "A gift"...
I thought it was just me being jumpy..."

"W-What? What does Gift mean in German?!"
Nnoitora demanded.

"Poison..."

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Askin then suddenly appeared on a nearby rooftop.
"Oh yeeeah... I totally forgot about that...
Shit...
That usually works.
Well, I can't complain!"

You let out a deep growl but turned your attention to Marr and started drenching him in your slime.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"

"Tsk tsk tsk!
Now now Kaizar! No need to be so angry!
Oh.... and you can forget about trying to cure his poisoning.
That's not how it works.
Best you can do is delay the inevitable."

"WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"Why should I tell you?"

>Try to heal Marr anyway
>Turn your attention to the Quincy then. Best to murder him quickly.
>Nnoitora! Get the hell out of here! And take the others as well!
>Other? (write-in)

>>2302112
>>Turn your attention to the Quincy then. Best to murder him quickly.

>>2302112
>Hogyoku, tell me what's wrong with him and direct the Einherjar in fixing it.
>Try to heal Marr anyway.

vote you cucks

>>2302233
It's okay I guess...
I'll just make do.

However I will need some rolls.
So I want you to roll 3d10 once more
DC 20 again, no crit
best of 3

>writing

>>2302039
>Turn your attention to the Quincy then. Best to murder him quickly.
Sup Spoopy

Rolled 8, 6, 10 = 24 (3d10)

>>2302243
Ah sorry I was late

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>>2302253
All is forgiven my son

Rolled 5, 8, 10 = 23 (3d10)

>>2302243
rollin

Rolled 6, 3, 8 = 17 (3d10)

>>2302243

Rolled 2, 9, 6 = 17 (3d10)

>>2302243

I'm here now, just decided to sleep in this morning but now I should be good to go.

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>>2302112

>Drive home for thirty minutes and this happens.

Goddamn it people get your shit together we've got Quincy Jesus to kill and I'd like to get it done /before/ he fucks up all of creation thank you very much.

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"Hogyoku! A bit of insight!"

There was a moment of silence from your chest...
Then... you heard the Hogyoku worrying.

"M-Master... this is no poison!"

"What? Then what is it?"

"It's more accurate to say he's manipulating the very essence of Marrs being, continuously lowering his resistance... no...
Perhaps it's more accurate to say he's inducing an intolerance in him..."

"To what?"

"Currently a compound of Oxygen, Nitrogen and Hydrogen... the very air itself.
Marr is suffocating because, in a sense, he has become allergic to the air.
And it's worsening with every second.
He wasn't lying when he said this can't be cured.
Because it'd take your complete attention just to keep him stable."

"B-But wouldn't he build up a resistance?"

"Not this time...
I'm afraid whatever this "poison" might be it's bypassing any and all resistances."

"Great! Just great!"
You turn to Nnoitora.
"Listen up! This guy is dying right now!
Whatever may happen: DON'T GET HIT BY ONE OF THOSE!"

"Tch... what a pain!
So... what's the plan?"

"Kill him quick... before the poison does its work."
With a flick of your wrist you slathered Marr in some slime to at least slow down the poison.

You jumped up to where the Quincy was last time and Nnoitora follows you.
As you reach the rooftops however something catches your eye.
Instead of landing on the building you created a platform of reishi to stand on and used it to turn around and tackle Nnoitora.
He reels forward and looks down at the roof.

"I-It's-"

"Black!
The only black thing in this accursed place!"
You turn away from Nnoitora and start shouting.
"YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN THAT! ASSHOLE!"

From behind a small chimney Askin stood up.
It appears that he was squatting just behind it and out of view.
"Gift Bad!
Say what you will about German, you can make some fucking phenomenal puns with it if you try hard enough!"

>>2302382
To be perfectly honest here...
This is Askin we are talking abou.
He will make a fool out of you no matter how hard you try.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpkkpD-XALU

"EAT THIS!"
Nnoitora screamed and stuck his tongue out.

Yellow energy began gathering at the tip of his tongue and it concentrated into a Cero.
Quickly he fired off the blast so Askin wouldn't have a chance to run away and try his hand at this trickery once more.
Sure enough the blast landed near the quincy and propelled him through the air and he let out a terrified if a bit girlish scream.

Following that attack the mantis hollow created several reishi platforms to walk on, seeing how standing above and not on the poison bath counters it perfectly.
He rushed down Askin who landed unceremoniously on his ass and began wildly swinging at him.
Unfortunately through pure luck Askin managed to dodge most of them.
Seeing how Nnoitoras assault is unsuccessful you decided to follow him even if something kept bothering you.

Despite being one of the "elite" Askin kept on blundering while he was chased around.
He constantly tripped on his own feet and got knocked off balance at just the right moments.
And you weren't the only one noticing this.
His once fearsome assault slowed to a crawl and eventually Nnoitora pulled back as he stared at the unassuming quincy.

"What the fuck?!
I-I... I can't hit him!"

"Need a hand?"

"Y-Yeah..."

You drew your sword and stood next to the six armed arrancar.
Now with seven blades instead of six you resumed your attack.
And the same thing happened once again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km_DuVR6tsQ

Your combination attack was a complete and utter failure.
No matter how much you contorted your body in an effort to attack more rapidly by allowing the momentum of your swings to carry you, no matter how quicker Nnoitora slashed something always went wrong.
Either you missed, Askin fell over conveniently or he activated Blut Vene at just the right moment to throw you off.

"He's toying with us!"

"No...
It's even less!"

Askin just looked at that and smiled as he adjusted his messy hair.
"Don't take it personally.
I'm just decent at running away!
You see... I hate pain. And I dislike conflict.
IF I have to fight I prefer to end things quickly, that's why I only fight people much weaker than me.
But this... this is just a pain.
How can people enjoy this?"

You can see a vein about to burst on Nnoitoras forehead.
"I'm gonna kill him!"

Askin continued.
"And speak of the devil...
More problematic people..."

Just as if he summoned them, the others finally caught up with you.

>WARN THEM!
>Keep up the pressure!
>That's it! No more holding back! (Resurrección)
>Other? (write-in)

>>2302488
>WARN THEM!
>Go Resurrección
Gotta keep them informed on the Daten.

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>>2302488
>>WARN THEM!
>That's it! No more holding back! (Resurrección)

>>2302488
>>WARN THEM!
>That's it! No more holding back! (Resurrección)

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>>2302516
I see there is a fellow birb poster here.

>>2302488
>>WARN THEM!

Very well

>writing

And please roll 3d10 once more.
DC 23, no crit
Best of 3

Rolled 7, 7, 6 = 20 (3d10)

>>2302579
rolling

Rolled 4, 4, 8 = 16 (3d10)

>>2302579

Rolled 10, 2, 1 = 13 (3d10)

>>2302579

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>>2302579
FUCK
We got a 24 and barely did anything to him before
reeeee