Time to have anons being dumb again!

>>2347741

Don't forget jobbing

Shilling on /qtg/ now? Pretty pathetic.

>>2347747
Hey Gaara and Lee jobbed to Kimimaro in canon having Hiki job to him isn't that bed.

Besides whe are still better then Naruto in the jobbing list.

>>2347760

Well, now that the other two of the Ko and co. have come jobability has now skyrocketed

>>2347760
>jobbed
That wasn't jobbing. Someone losing a fight isn't the same as jobbing. Unless you're talking about Dragon Ball.

>>2347765
The job levels have approached dangerous readings!

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>You are Hikigaya
>OH GOD YOUR HAND JUST EXPLODED!

"I believe I can no longer punch." You say, looking down at your skinless left hand, muscles and tendons on full display as you try to create a fist. It's like the most stinging and hurtful pain you've ever felt. "I've never been in this situation before."

"Mmmmmoooo! It's okay Hiki, I'll patch you up real quick!" Bebikau tells you as she begins spraying your hand with pure unfiltered pain...or disinfectant, either or. The little cow is gentle with you, and you briefly wonder how one can handle medical supplies with hooves, but you don't question it too much.

"More people that need to be slaughtered?" Kimimaro says, cracking his neck as he stares at Kori and Sasu. "No matter how many of you show up it won't make a-"

"Aww shut up!" Sasu yells, pointing his wooden sword at Kimimaro. "I've known you for like five seconds and I already hate your smug lookin' ass." Sasu frowns, walking back and forth in front of you and Kori, eyeing Kimimaro as he does. "Hey, Hiki," Sasu whispers to you. "How tough is this guy exactly?"

You blink at him, holding up your hand. "I broke my hand punching him."

"Tch, so blunt force won't work," Sasu grins. "Then why don't we try something with some edge to it."

"Sasu that was a terrible one liner." Kori says, shaking her head in embarrassment. "I thought you said you were working on those?"

Sasu just frowns, blushing. "Tch, it's not like we can all use ice puns ya' know!"

>A. Help Sasu out with some cool blade puns!(hit me with ya' best.)
>B. "I'd be careful, he can shoot bones out of his fingers, and his defense is very, VERY impressive."
>C. "The two of you working together should be more effective than going one at a time."
>D. Try to stand and help. You can't punch, but you can kick.
>E. Write-in.
>Pick up to two

>>2347768
They were getting their asses kicked by a terminal person. It's like they were being kicked around by Taka.

>>2347777
Welp, Quads speak the truth. You all heard it here, Kimimaro is as strong as Taka.

Test

>>2347777
Kimimaro is low-Akatsuki tier. It's not the same as Taka.

Nagato was weak as fuck, but he was still able to eat a hit from B.

>>2347774

>B. "I'd be careful, he can shoot bones out of his fingers, and his defense is very, VERY impressive."
>"Your thousand folded wood probably won't cut it here Sasu."

>>2347780

But what can beat out the dickery of Yin-Yang justu?

>>2347783

>Nagato
>Weak as fuck

What the shit are you talking about?

>>2347774
>A. "I hate to cut our conversatikn short but we have a enemy to deal with first guys."
>C
>D

>>2347789
>What the shit are you talking about?
Physically, he couldn't even walk.

>>2347789
>But what can beat out the dickery of Yin-Yang justu?
Natural energy.

>>2347793

Why walk around when you have six ginger corpses at your disposal to fight someone for you along with carrying you? And have the eyes of ninja god?

>>2347789
i think he meant physicaly

So far only two people voted, though I do enjoy the Nagato discussion

>>2347807
Moon what are hiki's level in sealling? And did having our hands crushed nulified the iron witches?

>>2347796
Because your original body is a lot stronger, even under Kabuto's control, Nagato was stronger than the Six Paths, and Kabuto couldn't use Nagato for shit.

>>2347816
Nah you still got the Iron witches going on, but as far as sealing goes you're above average. But, ya know considering the state of your hand and other arm right now, it wouldn't be easy to do.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2347789
1
>>2347791
2

Alright going with Chaos' suggestion, writing.

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>>2347816
>Sealing with crushed hands

>>2347820
Are we talking about hand seals or fuinjutsu?

>>2347819

That's true

>>2347823
Yes.

>>2347822
>going with Chaos' suggestion
Pack it up boys, we're fucked.

>>2347823
We don't have crushed hands, we have skinned hands, know the difference!

Rolled 85 (1d100)

Oh shit wait, I need ya'll to roll me some fuckin' dice, duh.
1d100
DC 80

Rolled 66 (1d101)

>>2347830
You got it senpai.

>>2347823
Hand seals and also the reason why we could use two ninjutsu at once was because of the iron witches extra arms.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2347830

I'll show you my thousand folded 99

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2347830

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2347830

>>2347843
>>2347844
Well those are mega passes.
Writing, I mean what are the odds of someone rolling a 1 right?

>>2347843
Hell yeah anon you are awesome!

>>2347846
1 in 100?

>>2347846
1 in 100?

>>2347846

Even with a fucked arm we'll beat this cancer patient

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>2347846

>>2347848
>>2347849

Okay guess the hive mind is working today.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2347830

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"I'd be careful, he can shoot bones out of his fingers," You say.

"Ewwwww." Kori says, making a disgusted face as she sticks her tongue out.

"Indeed. Also his defense is very, VERY impressive." You point out.

"Tch, I ain't that worried." Sasu says. "I got my bokken here with me, remember? Stuff's made out of the best damn wood ya' can get your hands on."

"Your thousand folded wood probably won't cut it here Sasu." You say, a small cat like smile upon your face as Kori starts giggling uncontrollably while Sasu just glares at you. "But good luck."

"Don't need luck." He says, vanishing from your sight. Well not really, you're able to keep up with Sasu's speed pretty well, but that's not what's always impressed you about Sasu. It's not how fast his feet can move, it's how fast he can swing that sword. "Kou Style, Dancing Petals." He says, moving around Kimimaro as he swings out his blade, each strike moving so fast that they literally begin to look like falling petals from a cherry tree.

"Hmm." Kimimaro frowns, bringing up his defenses as Sasu's sword begins to chip away at his bones. Heck, some of those swipes even take off a large chunk of bone. "That's no ordinary wooden sword, is it?"

"Damn straight," Sasu says, dancing around Kimimaro. "This stuff's made from the same wood the First Hokage used in his battle against Madara Uchiha."

"And you're stacking wind release on top of that. Impressive." Kimimaro says, ducking under one of Sasu's swipes before grabbing your comrade by the wrist. "But ultimately futi-...." Kimimaro frowns, before letting go of Sasu, your friend leaping away, and staring down at his ice covered hand. Kimimaro slowly turns to look at Kori, who has both of her hands up, forming a triangle between them and pointing right at Kimimaro. "You...you're from that Clan aren't you?"

Kori just remains silent, while Sasu moves back to attacking. With Sasu's speed and Kori's ice slowing him down, Kimimaro might be beat right here in front of you, without you ever having to raise a hand.

That's what you want....right?

>A. Get up and help. You can at least use your Iron Witches technique to summon up some clones to help Sasu.
>B. Stay back and watch, you'd just get in the way in your condition.
>C. "Kori, what does he mean that clan?"
>D. Write-in

>>2347887

>A. Get up and help. You can at least use your Iron Witches technique to summon up some clones to help Sasu.

>>2347887
>D. You have three hands to throw stuff with.

>>2347887
>A

Support our friends!

>>>/v/408214404
For you.

>>2347896
We could use the iron bullet but i'm afraid Kimimaro migth dodge and make us hit Sasu instead.

>>2347896

Yes, we do. Really let's not do that

>>2347901
https://youtu.be/Qn977W9HjWM

>>2347903

You say that like it's a bad thing

>>2347903
>>2347904
Every ninja has kunai and shuriken, those who don't make use of their tools ARE tools.

Right on then, A wins.
3d100 please.
First is for Hiki
Second is for Sasu
Third is for Kori.
1st DC is 88
2nd DC is 79
3rd DC is 50 With a Crit of 90+

>>2347887
>B. Stay back and watch, you'd just get in the way in your condition.

Rolled 74, 58, 76 = 208 (3d100)

>>2347914

>Use kunai and shuriken

Anon, what timeline are we in that makes those effective

>>2347924

Rolled 23, 94, 80 = 197 (3d100)

>>2347924
boom bam

>>2347913
It's Chaos.

>>2347914
If we could add explosive tags and use shadow shuriken against Kimimaro i'm all up for it. Being some time since Hiki used his ninja weapons.

Rolled 28, 49, 60 = 137 (3d100)

>>2347924
three 1s for you

Rolled 67, 34, 23 = 124 (3d100)

>>2347924
Why does Hiki has the highest dc? Did he became weak! Ih wait it's the clones derp.

>>2347934

A fucked arm can do that to you

Not bad, Kori and Sasu did their part, we need one more roll to save Hiki though.

>>2347936
Can't he just transfer one of his witchy arms to be the skin on his skinned arm?

Welp, nobody else wants to roll, writing. 2/3 aint' bad I suppose.

>>2347943

You know, I'm not sure. Moon?

Rolled 75, 79, 29 = 183 (3d100)

>>2347924
Coming in hot

>>2347947
Moon can't we just use the iron witches to make the clones? Or is that for the clones attack?

>>2347947
Can I roll again?

>>2347950
coming in THOT

>>2347950

You could've made it a 3/3

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Sitting on the sidelines does not suit you. You realize that your arms are practically useless right now, but that doesn't mean you have to be totally helpless does it? "Iron Clone Jutsu!" You shout, using the two iron hands on your shoulders to summon up two iron clones. As soon as they appear the arms on top of your shoulders crumble away, your chakra reserves already low as it is.

The two clone Hiki's rush forward, leaping into the fray to help out Sasu. At least that was the plan. Kimimaro's tail whips out, stabbing one of your clones before he even has the chance to do anything, while slamming his foot into the face of the other. Within seconds the foe has destroyed the the clones, making your involvement here pointless.

"It's alright Hiki," Kori says, patting you on the head. "We know you tried your best." Bebikau nods, giving you a small hug. This is your life, being comforted by a cow. What a strange world you live in. "Ice Style, Grasping Ice Maw!" Kori shouts, refocusing on the battle as a giant turtle like mouth made of ice appears below Kimimaro, clamping shut around his waist and holding the man in place.

"And now for the finishing blow!" Sasu shouts, coming down with a powerful forward slice. "Kou Style, Executioners Slash!" Kimimaro brings up his hand to block the blade...and gets his entire right arm sliced off in the process. Of course any momentum Sasu had is now gone, as Kimimaro breaks free of Kori's ice trap and smacks Sasu away.

Kimimaro is bleeding heavily now, and you watch as he falls to one knee. "You....you cut off my arm!" He shouts, glaring at Sasu.

"Yup." Your friend says, grinning like a smug asshole.

"...." Kimimaro just growls, slamming his other arm deep into the earth. You're wondering why he'd do such a thing, and then you feel the ground rumble. "Bone Forrest!"

>Roll me 3d100
DC for all is 85

Rolled 1, 31, 98 = 130 (3d100)

>>2347981

>>2347992

Can I transfer this crit fail to someone?

Rolled 73, 90, 83 = 246 (3d100)

>>2347992
Hiki... dead?

>>2347981

>>2347999

Gotta have someone roll an 85 along with a 100

Rolled 43, 1, 22 = 66 (3d100)

>>2347981

>>2347997
...
>>2347997
Fuck you.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>2347981

Rolled 79, 86, 97 = 262 (3d100)

>>2347981
>Other: eat a soldier pill Hiki. Drugs are okay if you are a child soldier

Rolled 8, 65, 16 = 89 (3d100)

>>2347981

Alright back from my shit how did ya'll-
>>2347992
>>2348003
....well let's fuckin' hope the last guy can roll out two 100's, cause Hiki and Kori are fucked right now.

>>2348003
>>2347992
Oh shit Hiki and Sasu were BTFO at least Kori has her shit together.

Also is it my impression or is Hiki's group the most violent of the genins? I mean sure Lee and Neji could send someone to the hospital but they bnever cuted someones arm of

Alright well, looks like Sasu's the only one not fucked.

Writing.

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Hiki's character development, pic related.

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>>2348014
>>2348019
Went to play some HoI4 and come back to this.

Nice.

>>2348028
If only we had 4 hearts for Kimimaro to rip out.

>>2348028

Yes, the horror of Sasu not being BTFO'd, and Hiki probably getting killed here

>>2348033
>Hiki probably getting killed
Oh, Moon wouldn't do that.

He doesn't want to be respected by people who aren't paint-inhaling plebs.

>>2348033
And it's all your fault chaos. YOU made us get saved by Sasu.

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You jump up to your feet, leaping up into the air along with Kori in order to avoid whatever is coming next. The ground beneath your feet soon cracks open as hundreds upon hundreds of bone spikes shoot up, narrowly avoiding the both of you as you and your comrade land on a nearby tree branch. "Sasu! Where's Sas-"

Kori doesn't get to finish that sentence as the very tree your both standing on suddenly shoots out a bone spike, impaling her in the leg. You rush forward, only to have a spike shove itself into your thigh. "K-Kori!" You cry out, using your leg to kick the bone spike apart before crawling over to Kori and doing the same for her. "Kori are you okay!?"

"It hurts!" She cries out, clutching her leg. Tears are streaming down her face. "Hiki make it stop, please!"

"I...I can't." You say, wide eyed and worried. Dammit, why is everything falling apart! You look up, spotting Sasu trapped but unharmed by a collection of bone spikes, his sword chopping at them.

You feel eyes on you suddenly, and turning around you see Kimimaro slowly materializing out of the bones spikes coming from the tree, that large bone drill on his other arm raised and pointed at Kori. Bebikau suddenly appears, climbing on top of her master to protect her, but there's little you or the cow can do at this point. "This is the end." Kimimaro says.

"SASU HELP!" Kori cries out.

Then you feel a thump, as if something landed on the tree branch, and Kimimaro looks behind you, wide eyed. "EIGHT TRIGRAMS, 32 SLICES!"
>Cont.

>>2348038
I mean i thought that the hole point for having mutiple MC's was because once one of then died we could continue as the other.

>>2348045
I knew it. No real consequences. Hack.

>>2348041

Don't remind me

>>2348045

Nevermind it's my Sambo Neji

Sensei's soft style should be able to work wonders against Kimimaro's hardness!

>>2348050
Abloo abloo Moon isn't a murder happy edgelord like Somnius. Fag.

>>2348054

Oh, right. That thing exists

>>2348051
It's totally Kou tho.

>>2348059

I legitimately forgot Ko existed

>>2348064
Yes, hopefully he went on a bleach-tier off-screen power-up.

>>2348051
Guys it says slices not palms. Sasu just copycat the Hyuuga style but it's applying it WITH SWORDS!

>>2348057
This isn't even a rocks fall, everyone dies situation. This is cross-thread jobbing.

Consequences don't even have to be death. They just have to be there.

Moon isn't a gay-enabling wish-fulfiller like Wargle either.

>>2348064
>Forgetting Ko
Even you're better than that, Chaos.

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>>2348045
The form is more than familiar, you've seen Sensei Ko and plenty of the Hyuga's use it time and time again. The bent form, the one palm touching the ground while the other is raised. Though in this hand there isn't an open palm, but a gripped blade. The spinning and quick, precise attacks that come next carry more weight to them than the ones you've seen before, like they're something to be actually feared.

Sasu's blade is made of wood. The sharpness of it is based on the fact that it's made from the same wood that the First Hokage used. Added onto that is his wind chakra, creating a constant, razor sharp vacuum around the blade. You knew it was sharp, but you didn't expect it to just slice Kimimaro to pieces.

Kimimaro, staring wide eyed for a moment, looks at you for a brief second, anger in his eyes. And then, bit by bit, slice by slice, he falls apart in front of you, crumbling and dead.

You look up at Sasu, his breathing heavy and his blade still coated in Kimimaro's blood. "Awesome." You whisper, the pain in your leg completely forgotten.

>Roll me 1d100 to not pass out
DC 70

>>2348069
Oh, that's cool. Where is sensei even? What's he doing right now?

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2348073
It would be so nice to rest.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>2348067

I hope not, because I remember his shit against Nart and Sinchu

>>2348069

Ahhh so he stole from the eyeniggers. the one good thing he's done

>>2348073

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2348073

>>2348077
GJ CHAOS! That's a special SUZU STAR for you!

>>2348077
https://youtu.be/zo-YVqV0v4Q

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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2348073
"That was awesome, Sasu."

>>2348077
Great, you waifued Sasu.

>>2348073
>"Hey Bebikau, does your kind eat ground human?"

>>2348073
That's a pretty cringey gif.

>2 crits and we still win
This reminds me of something that I really disliked, but it was two crits and we still lost

>>2348080

>That's a special SUZU STAR for you!

This 100 was worth it

>>2348082

>I waifued Sasu

This 100 wasn't worth it

>>2348080
Don't we have stamina lvl 5? We shouldn't be fainting from little stuff like a deadly wound.Need to keep Hiki's fame as the terminator kid.

>Sasu when we get back
https://youtu.be/tRrykhd0xbY

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Niceu Jobu!
That 100 not only keeps you up and about, but you also got a special surprise coming up.
Here's a hint.
Writing

>>2348092
A flayed arm hurts. Perhaps we could go find some iron to do https://youtu.be/ytpxeCe1M6E with?

>>2348089
Now Kori has the even biggee hots for Sasu. Good job Chaos you just gave Sasu clan a bloodline limit.

>>2348096
Oh Hiki, you'll always be a little weirdo, and I'll always love you.

>>2348098

I do this for Sasu's grandpa

>>2348097
We do have chunks of our iron clones. But morst of the times coverung a exposed wound with iron isn't a good idea.

>>2348104
If that's what you need to tell yourself so you cab sleep at night. Sure you did chaos, sure you did.

>>2348105
Bebikau rubbed her cream all over it, it's fine.

>>2348105
Well its better than having it out in the open getting a shit tone of germs in it and starting a hell of an infection.

>>2348107

Do YOU even want this for Sasu?

Yay, Sasu gets the girls and Hiki!

>>2348111
What anon said here >>2348108
changed my mind.

But then again we are low in chakra i think we can safely bandage it and not waste chakra by using our clan bloodline.

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"I don't got time to bleed." You say, sitting up and smacking away some of the bone spikes away so that Sasu can get a better look at Kori's wound.

"Wait, what?" Sasu asks, raising an eyebrow at you.

You shrug. "I heard it in a movie once. It was about a group of ninja who fought an invisible monster in the forest...." You squint your eyes, looking around. "Like this one."

Sasu rolls his eyes, examining Kori while holding her hand. "C'mon man, you don't honestly believe there's a monster in these woods? Not after all the cool crap I just did." There's then a very, VERY loud crash and the ground shakes. Sasu begins to look a little pale. "What uh, what did the monster look like?"

"It was big," CRASH!. "And angry," CRASH!. "And it-" The forest in front of you breaks apart, bone and wood fragments falling everywhere as a familiar figure stands in front of you. "...I don't think it had those though." You say, staring pointedly at Lady Tsunade's boobies. "Hello miss Tsunade!" You say, waving.

"Ah good, was wondering when I'd find the rest of you." Tsunade says, jumping over to you. From behind her you can also see the rest of your squad! Neji looks little banged up, and Kori is being carried by-GASP!- Temari! And Kankuro's there....but more importantly Temari's here! And nobody died! Tsunade lands beside you and your team, examining you first before turning her attention to Kori. "Hiki, I'm going to examine Kori first, then I'll take a look at you."

"But you're already looking at me." You say, blinking at her.

She rolls her eyes. "God he's just like uncle Tobirama."

"Hiki!" Karin and Temari shout, rushing past everyone else and landing beside you. Both girls see the wound and immediately start doting on you.

"Hiki do you need me to give ya' first aid?" Karin asks, placing her hand on your thigh.

"No I'm good." You say.

"Do-do you want to rest your head in my lap?" Temari asks.

"Actually this tree's pretty comfortable, but thanks."

"Hey...why'd there a bunch of cut meat lyin' around?" Kankuro asks, staring down at the remains of Kimimaro.

>A. Tell him the truth.
>B. Spare him the details.
>C. Write-in

>>2348125
What girls? Oh right bebikau is a girl to.

>>2348131
Yeah, and if wanna be Korikau's lover, you gotta get with her friends.

>>2348127

>C. Thousand folded wood is more effective than you think

>>2348127
>A. Tell him the truth.
What was the point of the 1's anyway?

>>2348138
>What was the point of the 1's anyway?
You...you both got stabbed and fucked up.

>>2348127
>and Kori is being carried by-GASP!- Temari!
Karin, right?

>>2348142
Yes....goddamn too many girls with K names in this goddamn quest.

>>2348141
That's just a Tuesday night for us.

>>2348127
>C: That was Sasu's work his blade is as sharp as ever. Managed to defeat a adversary i couldn't handle by myself.

>>2348141
That doesn't seem that bad, all things considered. Pretty much this >>2348146

>>2348127
>C. Don't touch that meat, it's Bebikau's, she got a family to feed.

>She rolls her eyes. "God he's just like uncle Tobirama."


Good to know we make Tsunade think of best Hokage.

>>2348142

>Karin

Eh

>>2348154
Karin was being carried, not Kori.

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>>2348152
>best Hokage

>>2348127
>>A. Tell him the truth.
"Oh that's kimimaro. Sasu cut him up. But he did work for Orochimaru so don't get too close to him, he might reform into a meat snake or something."

>>2348152

>Not Hiruzen or Minato

>>2348156

Ahhh, I thought you were waifuing

Best Hokage is Naruto, believe it!

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>>2348160
>Minato
>best Hokage

>>2348158
>>2348147
>>2348138
Similar enough, it wins.
Now roll me some 1d100's, these are for Sasu. What are they for? To see if he stays humble.
DC is 100
Good luck.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2348165

>>2348165
If this is a 1 then he snaps his spine from his head going so far up his own ass.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2348165

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2348165

Ok

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2348169
>>2348165
Fucking dice jews, discarding my roll.

>>2348167
>>2348169
Does a 69 count?

>>2348165
>>2348167
Fuck he's gonna hit on Tsunade.

Do it.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2348165
Is Kankuro Chaos inserted in this quest?

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2348165

Hahahaha, no humble Sasu today.
Writing.

>>2348165
That's good makes Hiki look even better then before.

>>2348177

You know, I'd like that since he did make worst boy lose the chunin exams

Will Bebikau ever bring home the long bacon, or is it too bony?

>>2348181
If he isn't humble can we make Hiki point out that although he managed it he should have done it before Kori screaming for help. It was like Sasu REALLY wanted to protect Kori.

As if she was his girlfriend or something like that.

>>2348185
Who was that again?

>>2348192
Chaos.

>>2348192

The fag who somehow killed Kimimaro

Welp, hopefully this will teach Hiki that
>A. Brute Force won't solve everything
>B. Sometimes, you gotta bail
>C. He can always rely on his teammates
Pick one, you only get one.

>>2348198

>A. Brute Force won't solve everything

>>2348198
>A

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"Oh that's the remains of our previous foe." You say. No sense in not being honest. Kankuro takes a large step back, shivering in disgust at the sight. You then point to Sasu. "In fact that was Sasu's doing. He managed to defeat the opponent when I couldn't even scratch him."

Everyone, well except for Tsunade, Karin, and Temari, stop in their tracks and all turn to look at Sasu. "You...beat a guy Hiki couldn't?" Sasuke says, sounding astonished.

Sasu keeps a passive face all of half a second before grinning and throwing his head back, laughing up a storm. "Oh you better believe I did!" He says, sauntering over and crouching down beside you, wrappin' an arm around your shoulder. "If it hadn't been for me then Hiki here would've been toast. Ain't that right Hiki?"

"Y-"

"That's right." He says, nodding his head. Sasu stands up, showing off his still bloody wooden sword. "And this here is the weapon that did it." He looks pointedly at Neji next. "And the technique I used? A variation of the Hyuga's own Eight Trigrams technique!"

Neji blinks in surprise. "Y-you did? How?"

"Hohohohoho!" Sasu laughs, throwing his head back again. "Why Sensei Ko taught me of course. Said with my blade skills that technique would win me any battle I fought in."

"Alright alright, you're very important we get it." Tsunade says, finishing up with Kori and moving on to you. She bends down, giving you an excellent view of her cleavage. Karin and Temari start shaking beside you, though you don't know why. "Now, hold still while I fix you up."

>A. Just remain quiet.
>B. You feel an intense urge to...head pat Tsunade.
>C. "Is it hard walking around with big boobs all the time Lady Tsunade?"
>D. Realize you forgot that you sent Gaara off to get Naruto and Hinata. Also realize that Kiba is currently fighting Dosu on his own. "So we might have some more problems."
>E. "So how did everyone else's fights go?"
>F. Write-in

Still would have being cool if we managed to use our ninjutsu. I guess this goes to show to Hiki he needs to breach his trainning into other parts now.

>>2348204
>>D. Realize you forgot that you sent Gaara off to get Naruto and Hinata. Also realize that Kiba is currently fighting Dosu on his own. "So we might have some more problems."

>>2348204

>D. Realize you forgot that you sent Gaara off to get Naruto and Hinata. Also realize that Kiba is currently fighting Dosu on his own. "So we might have some more problems."

Sasu needs a humble pie shoved down his throat and then have a hammer hit in the liver for back for good measure

>>2348205

Oh we have training, it's just that it's never used because all we pick is punching shit

>>2348204
>C
>D

i wanted to poke Taka's head in front of Sasuke, just to give him the feels.

>>2348204
>>D. Realize you forgot that you sent Gaara off to get Naruto and Hinata. Also realize that Kiba is currently fighting Dosu on his own. "So we might have some more problems."

>>2348204
>D. Realize you forgot that you sent Gaara off to get Naruto and Hinata. Also realize that Kiba is currently fighting Dosu on his own. "So we might have some more problems."

>>2348210
I meant refine our jutsu and sealing levels. Tobirama and the first could do complex jutsu using just one seal.

>>2348215

Yeah that's good, then all we gotta do is just vote for it or come up with a plan involving it

Hiki seems like the Early bloomer of the family, while Taka has heaps of untapped potential.

I hope we can see more of Sakura, she's a good character when a skilled writer is at the helm.

Rolled 100, 9, 53, 61, 31 = 254 (5d100)

D it is!
Now let's see how Kiba did against Dosu.

Rolled 53, 75, 68, 92, 81 = 369 (5d100)

>>2348223
Holy shit he fuckin' nailed that undead bastard!
Alright let's see if Gaara did just as well against Hinata!

>>2348212
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy.

>>2348223
Fucking perfect.

Not bad at all. Okay writing.

>>2348204

>>2348212
Shit forget this i meant to pick B so she could remember her dead uncle.

>>2348223

GG Kiba

>>2348223
He's just a talking head now.

>>2348245
i think it was more easy for him to have managed to destroy the body that was used to make the jutsu.

Just Like Susumu did with Orochimaru.

>>2348245
We oughta seal his head for research purposes!

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>>2348230
Moon please let us headpat Tsunade! PLEASE!!

We should sneeze and then the blood from our skinned arm flies out and becomes razors and slices up the girls' clothing. And the guys', why not.

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"Uh oh." You say, getting everyone's attention again. "I think we might still have some problems." You say. "Last I remember Kiba went off a fought Dosu by himself, there's no telling how he's doing no-"

Before you can even finish, Kiba bursts into the clearing with the rest of you, looking beat up but excited beyond belief. "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He howls, Akamaru poking his head out of his owners jacket and joining in. You briefly consider joining in before deciding against it. This is their moment. "I fuckin' did it!" He shouts, holding up...Dosu's severed head. Kiba pokes the body part with his finger, grinning. "Tell'em, tell'em how I whooped your ass!"

"I'm going to kill you, very fuckin' slowly dog boy." Dosu says...oddly without any lungs or vocal cords that you can see. He looks at you, that slimy black stuff from before seeping out of his neck wound. "And I'm going to kill you even slower."

"What'd I do?" You ask, frowning a bit.

"Ahhh shut yer' trap." Kiba says, shoving Dosu's head into his backpack. Kiba continues to grin, looking around at everyone. "So, looks like we all pretty much made it right?"

"Wrong," You say. "We've still got Naruto, Hinata, and Gaara to worry about." You start to stand up, but Tsunade puts a hand on your shoulder, forcing you back down. Wow, she's really strong. "Someone needs to go check up on them."

Temari sighs, standing up and brushing some stuff off of her dress. "I'll do it, he's my brother." She walks away, hopping off with Kankuro right behind her.

"Might as well go too, not much use here." Sasu says, following after the two.

There's a bit of silence among everyone, and it's Sasuke who ends up breaking it by asking the most obvious question. "Hiki...you think the others are okay?"

"I don't know," You say. "I just don't know."

>End
>Hope you all enjoyed this session
>Tomorrow we'll have another one at the same time.
>What DID happen between Hinata, Naruto, and Gaara?
>Any questions?

>>2348255
Can we get a golden arm if we melt money onto it?

>>2348258
No. Iron Clan remember?
Also think of the blisters.

>>2348263
Blisters are like Cars's crab armor.

>>2348255

Will Hiki ever notice the girls around him?

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>>2348255
>Any questions?
Can we headpat Tsunade now?

>>2348267
He notices Tsunade's girls any chance he gets!

>>2348268
No, but we can try to cum on her diamond seal.

>>2348267
Tsunade is a girl and Hiki is noticing her. Also he gad quite the reaction when Temari showed up.

Oh and for those who didn't know, the thing that Doc Ironblood did to Hiki all those years ago?
He spliced Tobirama's DNA into Hiki's
>>2348268
What the shit is that image and is there more?

>>2348285
I think it is Tsunade with young Madara, Tobirama, and Hashirama.

>>2348285
Was it in vaccine form?

>>2348285
Did Doc Ironblood explode?

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>>2348285
>He spliced Tobirama's DNA into Hiki's

>>2348285
This:>>2348291

>>2348285
So Iron blood did to Hiki the same thing that Orochimaru did with Yamato?

When are we gonna get the mission to stop a crook from selling bootlegs of vintage hentai ovas?

>>2348344

This needs to happen

>>2348285
>He spliced Tobirama's DNA into Hiki's
Unironically dropped.

Where the fuck is Mini with something that's actually good?

>>2349167
Dead. And if they ever come back we're getting maybe 1 epilogue session and then the hiatus [s] which will never end[\s]

>>2348285
So does that actually mean anything if I have no idea who the second Hokage was? I mean, I know what he looks like, but I stopped my NALT intake after the Valley of the End.

>>2349430
Do we get water powers despite being a lightning type? Is that what it means? Is it why we inherently know how to make Shadow Clones out of Iron?

Right so, should be able to have a session in like, two hours. Yeah cool.

>>2349434
>>2349430
It means I haven't figured it out yet but I'm open to ideas.

>>2349492
Seems like a twist that was made because you weren't okay with Hiki being naturally autistic.

>>2349505
Pretty much yeah. Of course this makes more sense than just having Ironblood inject Hiki with Natural Autism!

>>2349511
Can you stop being ableist then? Autism is a disorder, not a disease, you can't get it.

>>2349492
Well if you consider that clan whose bloodline is focused on elements have a harder time or are completely locked of using a opose element this means that Hiki is able to use all the elemental ninjutsu. He could also have a easier time with ninjutsu in general since Tobimara was a ninjutsu genius and the creator of the shadow clone as well as various forbidden ninjutsu such as Orochimaru all time favorite summoning, the Impure World Reincarnation jutsu.

>>2349511
Or even better, stop saying that the way we prefer to play a character is the wrong way.

>>2349511
I thought he just altered Hiki's brain to where he hampered some of the expression and painful pathways, to where he can't express pain to implement a placebo effect to soldier on. But nah, one of the 2nd's butt-hairs made him whack.

>>2349540
>Having to do double-great for his bedridden brother was tasking for Young Hiki, so he asked Uncle Ironblood for some sort of wonder-drug to make him tougher.
Boom.

>>2349519
>Can you stop being ableist then? Autism is a disorder, not a disease, you can't get it.
And real people can't shoot fire from their hands, but Ironblood giving Hiki autism was the joke for a while.
>>2349528
>Or even better, stop saying that the way we prefer to play a character is the wrong way.
When did I say that?
>>2349553
>>2349540
>Shrug

>>2349553
Meh i don't like it.

>>2349564
Sinchu, and then Hiki. If you don't approve of how we play characters, then why even QM?

>>2349564
I think he's just a troll or has real autism. Would explain why he's so fired up about the autism stuff.

>>2349569
If you dislike the way a QM wants to move his history and characters why even participate in the quest?

>>2349576
The QM can change the history and characters, but the QM can't change how people want to play the game.

>>2349571
You mean the problem I had with people constantly not thinking things through simply because Sinchu was an Anbu and assumed nothing could touch him?

I mean things had to be reworked man, nothings stopping you from writing in the same stuff as before.

>>2349588
People did think things through when they suggested and chose those options, and you hated what they thought up.

>>2349576
>>2349579
I actually kind of agree that Moon is a bit condescending about things that would or would not work; it's just not very consistent whether our absurd ideas will go well like driving away from Akatsuki on a fucking scooter, or fail spectacularly like POCKET SAND.
If we had rolled a 100 on POCKET SAND, would qm have said "nope didn't work, that was a bad idea?" Probably not, because the rule of cool is strong here, and that's fine, but QM shouldn't call us idiots for trying a dumb/cool idea, when other dumb/cool ideas work as well. It turns people off

>>2349588
I think you quoted the wrong anon.

>>2349579
>>2349597
Hmm okay so we need to have the character maimed or dead. That's the only way for people to learn. Just like how happend to Hiki.

>>2349564
>Ironblood giving Hiki autism was the joke for a while.
Joke? We all took what you said seriously, that Hiki's behavior wasn't natural due to Ironblood when we had been playing it as such cuz we had a consistent character who was unfailingly polite and punched things good.

Hiki already has a bunch of characteristics to him, why did "Tragic backstory ft. Ironblood" need to be thrown in there when we all accepted him for what he was? A little autistic ninja boy who fights for his village and also has a god in him as well as a thing for older women.

>>2349597
The amount of times that happened were slim to none man.
>>2349602
I've never called you guys idiots. And literally everything is up for grabs as long as enough people vote for it. Just don't get mad when I assign crazy stuff a higher DC because it'll be difficult to pull off.

That said, if you ever feel cocky enough, try and throw sand in Itachi's eyes again. Hell if you get a 100 you can tickle his balls too.

>>2349604
>Hmm okay so we need to have the character maimed or dead. That's the only way for people to learn. Just like how happend to Hiki.
Alright.
>>2349606
>Joke? We all took what you said seriously,
Pffffffft. Nah come on, a lot of ya'll didn't take that seriously at all. Besides, shit changes all the time.

I mean you don't honestly think that the original manga actually planned for Killer Bee at the beginning right?

>>2349619
>Pffffffft. Nah come on, a lot of y'all didn't take that seriously at all.
Seriously, sarcasm doesn't translate.

>>2349619
>never called us idiots
Fair, that's an exaggeration, but I do feel like there's been some inconsistency in calling out some ideas as bad vs others. It just creates more of combative tone you know? Have you not been feeling that a bit more lately?

>>2349619
>Hell if you get a 100 you can tickle his balls too.
O-oh my

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2349619
>Hell if you get a 100 you can tickle his balls too.
I'll remember this Moon

>>2349627
I think the using the sewage water was the lowest point of the quest. It may have also being when Moon lost it.

>>2349576
They're not even his characters, anons made them.

>>2349651
Okay.

>>2349651
>They're not even his characters, anons made them.
I completely agree that anons had a hand in shaping the characters, but don't overdo it buddy.


Anyways, Session starting soon

>>2349697
Anons shaped every aspect of the characters, it's you who tries to throw something in, the Squidward nose on the Statue of David.

>>2349697
How soon is soon?

>>2349700

Jesus Christ why are you still going on about this?

>>2349700
>the Squidward nose on the Statue of David.
You know, you're alright anon.
>>2349707
Count the number of hairs on your balls.

Then feel bad for doing that. Twenty minutes tops.

>>2349697
Quick questiin moon. About the iron clone jutsu. I noticed they get one hit killed a lot but the earth clones are know for being more durable, being able to take two hits, before dissolving. Could we make the iron clones able to take four hits before being destroyed? I know the earth clones were slower then the normal ones too maybe that could be a thing gor the iron clones too.

>>2349714
I don't have hair in my balls i shave then.

>>2349729
You shaved the inside?

>>2349720
Entirely possible. Don't let them being defeated that quick put ya' down though, Kimimaro wasn't exactly an average foe.

>>2349720
>waaahhh, my special snowflake kek genkidama goes down as quick as a normie's haramtekni

>>2349738

>Says the fag who's sperged for hours now about "Muh character doesn't have the thing I like, Muh QM's not letting me have full free reign over characters for me to be a sperg through"

>>2349747
>Chaos Mcsirman !hKWGjiI0aY

>>2349749

Oh no you've said my true name, and now you have absolute power over me O Anon of Spergenberg

>>2349733
I mean to do this more on the acount that since Tetsu's are frontline warriors they would do better with something to take the hit and protect then.

But then again this is something everyone else needs to vote on. Also if people dislike we can always steal from Orochimaru book and make Iron shadow clones which we can keep the resistance and use chakra to regenarate the damaged clone.

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>You are Hikigaya Tetsu...still.
>Your arms hurt. You wish you were at home punching things. Your best friend isn't here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkyOM4GpkRw

"Alright that ought to do it." Tsunade says, finishing up the bandages on your left arm. You're about to give it a little test squeeze before Tsunade glares at you. "No punching."

"But-"

"No. Punching." She says again, glaring at you. You sigh, nodding your head. "Good, now that that's settled," She turns to look at the others before deciding Neji needs an examination the most out of all of them.

"Hey Hiki." Karin says, getting your attention again. "I just wanted to say, you're still pretty cool to me, even if you did have trouble with this bone guy."

You sigh. "I don't feel pretty cool Karin, I feel like a fool."

"You kind of are." Kiba says, chewing on some beef jerky he kept in his backpack...the same backpack that Dosu's head is in.

"Thank you Kiba." You say, grinding your teeth. "Anyways Karin, enough about my failures. How was your fight with the angry red haired girl?"

Karin smirks, sitting back and crossing her arms. "Pretty freakin' great....for the most part," She mumbles. "I had her on the ropes most of the time, then she went and transformed into some bitchier lookin' version of herself, not even an explosive tag did much good." Karin frowns. "Then Temari showed up, swung that stupid fan of hers and nearly knocked down the whole area we were fighting in, nearly killed me too. That Tayuya bitch got away though, still don't know where she's at."

You pat Karin on the shoulder, watching as her face gets red like a tomato. "Well, you did your best and survived, that's all that matters."

"Heh, thaaaanks." She says, wriggling in spot. Hmm, maybe her butt itches? You don't know much about butts, girl or boy.

Before you have time to ponder the booty, Sasu surprisingly returns, looking worried. "Hey so, you all might wanna' come along, shit's going down."

>A. You get to do something, even if it isn't punching, it's something. Tag along with Sasu.
>B. "What's going on exactly?"
>C. Ignore Sasu for now, try and talk with Tesshin about fixing your hand.
>D. "Did Hinata kill Gaara?"
>E. Write-in

>>2349762

>C. Ignore Sasu for now, try and talk with Tesshin about fixing your hand.

>>2349762
>>C. Ignore Sasu for now, try and talk with Tesshin about fixing your hand.

>>2349762
>E. Slap Karin on the can, good hustle.

>>2349762
>A
>B
>E. Ask Kiba for a soldier pill. We know he has some since he used those in the chuunin exam. Then eat it to recover some of our chakra.

>>2349777
Don't we have a soldier pill in our mint condition tool kit?

>>2349762
>A. You get to do something, even if it isn't punching, it's something. Tag along with Sasu.

A and C tied up.

Ohhhhhh the drama.

>>2349777
>>2349783

Why ignore the option of getting an arm fixed?

>>2349789
Because it would require a roll and i kinda want to do other things beside punching.

>>2349794

Hmm, well I suppose that's true. Alright 'll switch to

>A. You get to do something, even if it isn't punching, it's something. Tag along with Sasu.

>>2349789
The super medic lady said no punching. Don't want to pulverize the arm/hand and miss out on training later.

>>2349797
And if you thing chaos while we recover we get Temari to visit us. Karin will come too i suppose and since we won't be punching we can focus in more mental trainning such as creating new jutsus or just learning new ones.


Ih and also keep annoying Tesshi every time we are hurt or not seem kinda like a dick move.

>>2349803

That's also true, good to know that injuries have their benefits

>>2349801

Well I would've said that an option for healing it is fine, but I'm fine with not punching something for once

Moon are you having the shits fella?

>>2349831
A it is, sorry about the wait, kind of drifted off there.

1d100, DC 65

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2349843
It's fine Moon. You didn't eat any exotic food again did you?

>>2349849
A little.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2349843

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2349843

So long as you aren't shitting out blood and razors