>>2434378
Man stupid truck broke our mini.
>inb4 we get the power to turn other into minis

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>Oh shit son, you're dead now!

>But that's cool, because apparently that Goku statue had some magic powers and shit, so now you're gonna' get reborn in the land of Dragon Ball!

>But because you were such a little shit, you'll get reborn as a Villain!

>Now roll me some fuckin' 1d5's, need five rolls. The combined results will determine what Villain you end up as!

>5. Cymbal
>6. Guldo
>7. Mercenary Tao
>8. Cell
>9. King Piccolo
>10. General Blue
>11. Ginyu
>12. Nappa
>13. Radditz
>14. Tambourine
>15. Cui
>16. Zarbon
>17. Frieza
>18. King Cold
>19. Buu
>20. Dodoria
>21. Jeice
>22. Broly
>23. Vegeta
>24. Android 17
>25. Free Choice!

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>2434400
Ok, this could be good. Like a Yamcha Gaiden quest.

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>2434400

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>2434400

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>2434400

>>2434400
>no Pilaf option.


Shit quest ! I will rage quit now!

>>2434430
>Thinking glorious Pilaf is a villain when he's the rightful king of the world.
Shame!

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2434400
Rolling for a freezer

Man i really want to be Nappa. But then again we still need one more roll. I hope we don't get Raditz

>>2434440
>>2434428
>>2434413
>>2434407
>>2434406
Oooooooh so close, almost got the Frieza!

Instead you get a Zarbon!

Fucking writing ya'll!

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>>2434440
>just one off

>>2434440
And now we are sexy alien now!

>>2434440
WAIIIIIIIIIIT!

Hold you already rolled there!

Let's wait five minutes and if no one else rolls then we'll count it!

>>2434449
>>2434450
At least we aren't a woman. Like Dodorian
We also get a girlfriend.

Alright fuck it we're playing as Zarbon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6ztehyXzs8

>>2434470
Fuck yeah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqpR-rgaWiM

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After being hit by such a heavy vehicle you finally find your bitch ass able to wake up, but your surroundings don't make things any better. You're in some weird ass countryside, probably Kentucky because look at all that blue grass man. Actually, why do you feel so much taller and sexier now? Looking around, you can a bunch of bald green people cowering before you and...and...

"HOLY SHIT NAMEKIANS!" You shout, drop the two large golden balls you didn't realize you were holding before. One of them smashes your foot, but it doesn't even hurt. Whoa.

"Zarbon what the devil are you blabbering on about?" You turn your head, and nearly piss yourself at the sight of mother fucking Frieza himself! The Emperor looks at you with confusion, and worry with how long you keep staring at him. Behind Frieza you can see Dodoria, blinking in surprise at your outburst. "Well? Your Emperor asked you a-"

"N-Namekians!" You say again, pointing to wards the green people.

Frieza just blinks, nodding slowly. "Yesssss. Those are Namekians. As we've established already." He leans away, whispering to Dodoria. "I say is Zarbon alright? He's acting a bit...queer."

"More so than usual?" Dodoria replies, the two of them laughing it up.

Holy shit wait, if Frieza's Frieza, and Dodoria's Dodoria, then that means.....

You're Zarbon!

>A. "THIS IS SO COOL!"
>B. "Aw fuck why'd I have to be this faggot!?"
>C. Wait hold on, you're a mother fuckin' Dragon Ball nerd! If this is Namek, and you and Frieza are here, then that means Gohan and Krillin are just on that ridge!
>D. Feel super happy but try not to fuck up anymore. Frieza will probably kill yo' ass.
>E. Write-in

>>2434492
>>D. Feel super happy but try not to fuck up anymore. Frieza will probably kill yo' ass.

Rolled 4 (1d5)

Damn, to late. Whatever, gonna rolls anyways to see what we’d have gotten.

>>2434492
>C&D

>>2434507
Ha, Worked out in the end anyways.

>>2434492
>>C. Wait hold on, you're a mother fuckin' Dragon Ball nerd! If this is Namek, and you and Frieza are here, then that means Gohan and Krillin are just on that ridge!
>>D. Feel super happy but try not to fuck up anymore. Frieza will probably kill yo' ass.

RIGHT ON!

Cease and Desist wins!

Writing.

>>2434492
>C. Wait hold on, you're a mother fuckin' Dragon Ball nerd! If this is Namek, and you and Frieza are here, then that means Gohan and Krillin are just on that ridge!
>D. Feel super happy but try not to fuck up anymore. Frieza will probably kill yo' ass.
Plot derailment time.

>>2434492
>C
>D

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Oh shit fuck shit! Okay okay, you're a fucking DRAGON BALL character now man! This is the coolest shit in the world. But like, still Frieza's right beside you and could curb stomp your ass even if you went into Zarbon's monster. You giggle a little as you pick up the Namekian Dragon Balls. You've got a secondary form, that means you have soooooo much more room for progress than lots of other people. Fuck, at least you ain't human like Krilli-

OH SHIT!. You look up on the ridge, immediately seeing the bald head of Krillin and that stupid bowl cut of Gohan. The two of them duck immediately, but holy shit you've already seen them? Should you say something? You are a bad guy here, and that's the normal thing to do right? Oh shit but what if you changed things up! You could maybe even save Cargo, Dende's little bro-

Why do you smell bacon? You turn your head, and in your excitement you seemed to have spaced out again and just fucking missed your chance at saving Cargo, the little dudes burnt corpse just a small throw's away. Wow that...is kinda' sick. "Heh heh, got the little bugger." Dodoria laughs, watching as Dende starts to run away. "Gonna' get this one too."

Oh shit, Dodoria's already blasted off, and out of the corner of your eye you can mother fuckin' Gohan blasting off to intercept him. Shit shit shit! Now what? If you betray them, you're on Frieza's shit list, but he ends up getting beat by Goku anyways! And maybe like, they'd revive you and shit? Oh fuck that's right! If you get killed by Frieza then you'd still technically get wished back by the Earth Dragon Balls at the end of this arc!

Fuck you could even try to bang Bulma! You've read some fan-fiction like that before!

>A. Let Dodoria get his face kicked in and then chase after Krillin and Gohan after that. That'll give you a chance to talk.
>B. "Fuck you Dodoria!" Shoot Dodoria in the back, then bounce with the Dragon Balls while Krillin does his Solar Flare!
>C. Sneak off while this shit goes down and meet up with Gohan and Krillin later.
>D. Actually fuck it, shoot Gohan down. It might be fun to be a Villain.
>E. Write-in

>>2434470
shit game btw

>>2434565
Good soundtrack though.

>>2434563
>D
Remove halfbreed

>>2434563
>D. Actually fuck it, shoot Gohan down. It might be fun to be a Villain.
You thought that it would be you who would achieve immortality, Freezer, but it will be I, ZARBON! (Mentally, I don’t want to get dusted by the scary space emperor)

>>2434563
>D. Actually fuck it, shoot Gohan down. It might be fun to be a Villain.

D IT IS!
We're a bad dude baby!

Roll me 2d100's.
First is for shooting Gohan down, DC is 40
Second is for the Solar Flare, DC 70

Rolled 30, 95 = 125 (2d100)

>>2434591

Rolled 13, 19 = 32 (2d100)

>>2434591
ZEIG FRIEZA!

Rolled 43, 30 = 73 (2d100)

>>2434591

>>2434591
Aww fuck, I wanted to go with the main cast and fuck bitches.

>>2434599
>>2434604
Yessss, the Earthlings will die!

Rolled 66, 74 = 140 (2d100)

>>2434605
Forgot the roll

>>2434563
>D. Actually fuck it, shoot Gohan down. It might be fun to be a Villain.
Here's a plan
Keep a namekian alive and have him teach us the language while telling him we plan to betray freeza
When we get the dragon balls cuck freeza out of immortality and wish for
1. Regeneration, even if only a single cell survives
2. Zenkai boost
3. No longer needing oxygen
Then we fight freeza, get rekt multiple times, get stronger cause zenkai, until we are strong enough to beat freeza,let him blow up namek, get a huge power boost after surviving, then do what ever the fuck we want

>>2434609
1. You already know the language, you're that much of a weeb.
2. That was obviously the plan from the start.

Also writing.

>>2434609
I’d really rather wish for immortality. It’d be pretty easy for Frieza to completely atomize us methinks.

>>2434609
Nice thinking, also, since we know the language we can wish it for ourselves while frieza is near.
The ruise cruise is on.

So since we are Zarbon we can claim Bulma to us once we defeat Kurrilin Gohan and Vegeta and then we can fuck off in the capsule corp spaceship.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DvCl2WLIlT8

>>2434626
>>2434619
So are we killing Vegeta?

>>2434644
Yeah, he's a double-crossing snitch.

>>2434644
Yes
If we want the ruise to work he needs to die
And he wouldn't spare us ajyways
Kill him while we still out class him

>>2434644
Oh yeah, definitely. I mean, we’ll have to finagle it a bit so Frieza doesn’t kill us , but he’s to great a threat to leave alive.

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Fuck being a good guy! You were always picked on and told you were a fag in real life, and now you've got all this power and knowledge at your disposal, so fuck it! You're gonna' be a bad guy! A really bad guy. "Fuck you half-breed!" You shout, dropping the balls once again and firing off an energy blast right at Gohan. The little shit doesn't even see it coming, and gets smoked right in the back, crashing down to the ground with a loud thud.

"Who the devil was-" Frieza starts, but you jump in front of him before the next part comes.

Krillin leaps into your view, looking angry, before he puts his hands up to his face. "Sola-ACK!" You punctured his fucking throat, the wide, scared look on his eyes actually making you...excited.

"Hey," You say, leaning down close to Krillin's ear. "At least Goku didn't have to see you die this time." With a smirk you fire off another blast, point blank at Krillin. His entire body is swarmed by your energy, before he disappears completely, a burnt ember all that remains. "HA!"

"Well well, I have to say that was quick work Zarbon." Frieza commends you, and you grin back at him. Oh yeah, he can keep thanking you, but as soon as you get all the Dragon Balls you're gonna' wish for so much shit! Immortality, Zenkai Boosts, fucking whatever you want!

"Looks like Zarbon killed this one too Lord Frieza." Dodoria says, picking up Gohan's dead corpse. You feel a small twinge of regret for having killed the coolest fucking character in Dragon Ball, but push it aside. He became a bitch after the Cell Saga anyways.

"Marvelous work Zarbon, looks like somebody's wanting a pay raise." Yeah yeah, laugh it up you fucking pink cuck.

>Now what?
>Pick two
>A. Hunt down Vegeta and Bulma, take them out as well.
>B. Search for the the other Dragon Balls
>C. Get some training in? Would that work for you in such a short amount of time? The second Goku gets here you all might be fucked.
>D. Call up the Ginyu Force. You might need their help.
>E. Write-in

>>2434655
>>A. Hunt down Vegeta and Bulma, take them out as well.
Gyniu is a liability with his ability and power level.
Vegeta and bulma are wildcards, the radar that is.
Also let's search the corpses for the radar.

>>2434659
>Also let's search the corpses for the radar.
Smart thinking.

>>2434655
>A. Hunt down Vegeta and Bulma, take them out as well.
>B. Search for the other Dragon Balls

>>2434659
Supporting.

>>2434655
>A. Hunt down Vegeta and Bulma, take them out as well.
>B. Search for the the other Dragon Balls
We’re Zarbon, not Goku, we aren’t gonna get super stronk in a few days, and the Ginyu force are to loyal to Frieza to trust.

>>2434655
>E That fucking elder is about to destroy the scouters try to save at least two!

>>2434674
Oh shit!
This first then this>>2434659

>>2434674
>>2434659
>>2434667
>>2434668
>>2434670
Alright looks like we got some winners.

Roll me some 1d100's for subterfuge. See if you can get the Dragon Radar without Frieza noticing.
DC 60

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2434685

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>2434685

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>2434685

>>2434690
Oh fuck you to dice gods.

It's best of 5 so you still got two rolls left.

>>2434693
WTF!?!

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2434685

>>2434700
But i can't roll again. That's cheating.

Oh shit sneaky Zarbon.

Writing.

>>2434703
Thank fuck for you anon!

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2434685

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First thing you're going to do is take out Vegeta and Bulma, don't need them slinking around and fucking up things for you. Vegeta's the main problem here, if he gets any sort of a Zenkai boost then you're fucked. Luckily he'll be fighting you before Dodoria, so he should still be weaker than you. You blink, smacking your own head for nearly forgetting the Dragon Radar. You head over to Gohan's corpse, kneeling down and swiping the device while Frieza talks with Dodoria. Hmm, what else. Oh right the Elder Namekian who was gonna' blow up the scouters. "Here." You toss the Dragon Balls to two lowly soldiers and then proceed to point your hand at the rest of the Namekians, frowning a little. "Now which one was it....oh well." You blast the entire group, reducing them to cinders.

"Zarbon as much as I enjoy watching you destroy Namekians, whatever was that for?" Frieza asks you, fingers crossed as he leans forward in his Bowser chair.

You shrug. "Who knows what they're really capable of? Better safe than sorry Lord Frieza." You say, ending with a bow. That's right, play it up. "Now if it wouldn't be too much to ask, I'd like to request to go out and search for the rest of the Dragon Balls myself."

"By yourself?" Frieza asks, perplexed. "Whatever for? Not planning on betraying me are you?"

You smirk. "Of course not Lord Frieza, it's just I'm still feeling a bit of a rush from the fight awhile ago, and it would feel good to stretch my legs." You watch him, with that look in his eyes like he knows you're planning something but can't figure out what it is. "Besides it would be pointless to betray you when you've already got most of the Dragon Balls."

That seems to put him at ease. "Well, alright. But do hurry up. I want to be off this planet before the days done, with my immortality and all!"

"Yes, Lord Frieza." And you blast off, a small smirk right on your face.

---

"H-How is this possible!?" Vegeta coughs up blood as you strangle him, holding up the Prince's body with one hand by the throat. It had happened just as you'd thought, he tried to get the jump on you just like he did with Dodoria in the Anime, but you were ready. You went right to your monster form, overpowered him, and started fucking his shit up. "I'm the Prince of a-"

"Shut it!" You shout, punching Vegeta in the gut so hard that he coughs up some more blood. "You're the worst character in the series to me, you know that? So much shit down the line would've been avoided if you weren't such an entitled little bitch!"

"Wh-what?"

>A. Kill him, then go kill Bulma, then go and get this shit over with.
>B. Let it play out a bit longer.
>C. Bring him back to Frieza, the two of them should distract each other while you get your wish on.
>D. Write-in

Man i didn't want to be a Freaky Alien Genotype (FAG) but it still beats being a woman.

>>2434748
>C.

Needs to make sure he didn't get any of the balls already

>>2434748
>>A. Kill him, then go kill Bulma, then go and get this shit over with.
Nah, frieza don't know namekian, play it to our advantage.
Also we have the radar

>>2434748
>A. Kill him, then go kill Bulma, then go and get this shit over with.

>>2434748
Also QM, if we do manage to pull this off, what will it be like?
Going around the universe battling everything?
That'd be fun

>>2434748
>>A. Kill him, then go kill Bulma, then go and get this shit over with.

>>2434748
>A. Kill him, then go kill Bulma, then go and get this shit over with.

A wins, writing.

>>2434776
This is just a one-shot I did for shits and giggles.

Glad you're enjoying it though.

>>2434778
>>2434777
>>2434772
Man we are actually killing Bulma? What a waste.

>>2434792
Against immortality and limitless power?
I'd take the trade.

>>2434792
We can always keep her as a concubine.
Nah, she'd probably like that.

Could kill then rape

>>2434802
>>2434794
Maybe once we are immortal and everything else we can go to earth kill all the z warriors and enslave humanity

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You ice Vegeta just like he did Zarbon in the anime, you punch right through his stomach and then fire off the largest energy blast you can muster. Just to make sure he's dead though, you rip off his stupid troll hair havin' head. "Bitch." You spit on his corpse before flying off, using the Dragon Radar to collect the rest of the balls. Along the way though you stop by the cave that Bulma's hiding in. You have lots of dirty, nasty thoughts going on right now about the things you could actually do to her, and she'd be powerless to stop you, but realize that there isn't really any time for that shit, so you just blow her up.

"Man," You say to yourself, shaking your head. "I just killed like two of the OG crew in like an hour....awesome." The rest of the day is spent easily finding the remaining Dragon Balls, blowing up another Namekian village, and then returning back to Frieza. You drop the remaining balls with the other seven, bowing to him. "I've collected the Balls Lord Frieza."

"Wonderful." He says, clapping his hands together as he stares down at them.

"I also have some more good news. I ran into Vegeta as well. It seems he managed to coerce the password out of one of the Namekians and was planning on betraying you." You smirk, trying to hide the giggles you feel building up. Come on you pink fucker, buy it!

"Oh really? Well now that's simply amazing, you're on quite the roll today Zarbon." Frieza smiles, looking genuine even. "Now then, what's the password?"

You stand up, gesturing to wards the Dragon Balls. "The only way it works is if the one making the wish is touching the balls at the time." You say, Frieza nodding and floating out of his chair and placing his foot on top of one of the balls. "Now then, I'll say the password. Takkaraput pop porunga pupiritt paro!" Immediately the skies go black, and the large form of Porunga appears out of the balls, towering over everyone. Even Frieza is shocked.

"My word." He says in a hushed voice. Then he grins. "Now then, Dragon grant me-"

Porunga interrupts Frieza, spouting some shit in Namekian. You grin. "Oh my." You say, feigning shock.

"What, what is it?" Frieza asks.

"It appears that the Dragon can grant three wishes sir." You say

"Th-three? Oh joy!" Frieza claps his hands. "Zarbon, tell it I wish for Immortality and...and....Unlimited power!" He then smiles at you. "And you may wish for Immortality yourself with the last wish, since you've been oh so helpful today!"

>Right then, what are you wishing for?

>>2434826
Not my thing.

>>2434835
Wish for immortality

>>2434835
Wish for freeza to believe himself to have unlimited power and immortality, then zenkai and immortality for us.

A power level over 10000000

>>2434849
Also, try to string all the wishes together, wordwise

>>2434849
This.

Rolled 66279019 + 50000000 (1d100000000 + 50000000)

Right on.

Now then....let me check something real quick

>>2434874
Alright that looks awful, just roll me some 1d100+100, and we'll pretend that's in the millions.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2434877
wut, we're not wishing for freeza having unlimited power?
Only the illusion of such

>>2434884
No this is your big ass power boost that you'll get after stuff and shit and when you finally fight Frieza.

Also it's 1d100+100. Come on man follow the format.

>>2434835
I'll try and spice this up all poetic like
>Grant me the power of the divine! (Gib God Ki)
Zarbon Rosé here we come

Rolled 25 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>2434877

Rolled 61 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>2434890
Alrite man.
Let's be the strongest fag around.

Rolled 60 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>2434877

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It'll be fun watching freeza freak the fuck out as his illusion of power is shattered.

Looks like ya'll got a fucking power level of a 161 Million.

And with Zarbon's monster form boost, which is a measly 1.25, that raises it up 201 Million.

Fuck Frieza. All hail Lord Zarbon.

Writing last post.

>>2434923
King kai is probably freaking the fuck out.

>>2434928
Do you guys think we can get king cold to adopt us?

>>2434933
Nah, we ice him too.

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Ever since that day on Namek you've only gotten stronger and stronger. You may have wasted one of your wishes into making Frieza thinking he was immortal and all powerful, but it was worth it to keep him in the dark. The first thing you did was head off to Guru's tower, where you fought Nail. He defeated you soundly the first time, but after gaining a Zenkai boost you destroyed him. Then you killed Guru, no sense in worrying about Frieza or Goku using the balls on you.

Speaking of Goku, you had an even tougher time fighting him. You managed to rope Dodoria into the fight with you after the first battle, and the giant pink idiot ended getting killed by a Kamehameha. Still, you kept coming back, stronger than before. It was Frieza who ended things, gloating that his new immortality made him stronger.

After that you spent a few months training with the Ginyu's, before you took them all out one by one. At that point your power level was in the tens of millions. It all came to a head when you finally confronted Frieza, and he blasted you over and over again. But at that point you already had the Senzu beans that Goku had brought along with him, and by the end of the fight...

"How!" Frieza shouts, glaring at your smirking, perfect form. "HOW CAN YOU BE THIS POWERFUL! I'm immortal! I have unlimited power!"

"No, you don't." You say, crossing your arms at Frieza. "Back on Namek I didn't wish for that, I merely wished for you to believe you did. I'm the one with immortality and unlimited power here Frieza!" You shout firing off a huge ki blast that takes most of Frieza's right arm and the entire spaceship behind him. "I'm the one who's going to rule this world now!"

"Y-You bastard!" Frieza growls, even at 100% he's no match for you. He throws punches, kicks, tries a Death Ball even, but they get knocked back. In the end, you tear him apart, piece by piece, floating in space. "This...shouldn't be...possible."

"But it is." You say, transforming to your monster form and preparing a mouth beam. "Goodbye Frieza, rot in hell."
---

"All Hail Emperor Zarbon!" Your army salutes you as you sit on the throne that King Cold once held. He was far easier to deal with than Frieza, but then again he never did go past his second form. Oh well. "Lord Zarbon," One of your minions bows to you. "What is next on your agenda."

"Hmmmm." You lean back, sipping on some rose colored wine as you stare down at your reflection. "I think it's time we headed...Earth."

>Well that's all folks.
>Hope you enjoyed this one shot.
>Peace.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Zarbon
Archived, have fun and vote.

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>>2434953
Fucking great stuff, you surprised me with the cunning zarbon was able to exert too.
10/10 would be an evil immortal zenkaing asshole again.

>>2434970
Really any anon worth his salt who knows about Dragon Ball would have exploited the Namekian Dragon Balls.

You only need one wish to bring Piccolo back, and then the other two give you immortality and zenkai boosts.

>>2434977
Eh, wouldn't risk it, Earth shouldn't be taken so lightly.
Also, there are also the super dragon balls too.

>>2434981
Why? the entire roster is dead, bulma is dead, the dragon balls are gone, kami is dead, the army of earth isn't nearly competent enough to even dent our forces, Gero's plans aren't ready yet and MC Zarbon could blow up the lab. Even if he couldn't, his immortality and Zenkai boosts are probably enough to get strong enough to beat the androids and cell, who likely won't be able to get his perfect form because Vegeta isn't here to fuck that up. We could likely seize Buu before babidi gets to it, the super dragon balls won't be discovered for decades, and as long as we show the proper respect Beerus will leave us alone.

Shit I didn't realize so many people liked this idea so much.

I guess I could do another one shot here and there with Emperor Zarbon down the line.

>>2448491
Late as hell here but fuck yes Moon Emperor Zarbon bits sound amazing.