>>2442687
0w0 what this?

>>2442687
Follow the trail. Also, are we purely armless or do we have a normal arm again?

You have one arm and a stump!

>>2442712
oh fuck where is THE WAND

>>2442687
see if you can eat the liquid

>>2442712
I guess if we have butter johnson, we could make a temporary replacement. Between wand and cloak, we should be able to fly where we want relatively fast

>>2442687
>>2442712
Follow the trail. Also, see if you can eat the liquid

Lie down and die because we're trash

B

>You've just woken up to the second apocalypse
>Your mother's head is lying out at sea smugly staring up to the sky
>The ocean itself appears to have been replaced with a pink viscous fluid
>You've lost an arm
>Naturally the first thing you do is taste the strange liquid
>A: "PFFTHEW!"
>Looks like pulpy pink lemonade
>Tastes like bloody anus
>Maybe there's a reason your school tried to place you into "Special Education" for the 8th grade?
>After clearing the nasty assty shit from your mouth you reach for your wand with your non-existant monster arm
>A: "God damn it. Wait. Gaw fuck."
>Luna needed your wand to pull off this prank.
>Right now you assume that your wand is with your arm
>Fucking gone
>Getting the absolutely necessary step of putting strange things into your mouth you decide to follow the trail of whatever walked out of the pink stuff
>"Walked" being a generous term
>The rut left behind whatever pulled it's way out of the LCL is a testament to that
>It seemed to be sheeting off the stuff as well
>Hell, the size of the LCL it leaves behind looks to be getting bigger the more you follow the trail
>The town itself is quiet
>Clothes lie in pools of LCL
>A few crashed cars mark those who vanished while attempting to escape
>An eerie quite pervades the town
>The trail seems to keep going towards the Diaz residence

What do?

>>2442880
I support >>2442837

>>2442880
Fucking, follow the god damn trail more. And if they're there, say hi to the Diaz's. Not Marco tho. Just Angie and Raph.

>>2442880
Go to the Diaz residence, be sad because all of our happiest memories are there

>>2442880
Enter and say hi to our other mother figure.

>>2442880
>enter
>"Yo dude yous making a mess holms"

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>Tapping into your autistic focus you stay on the trail
>The abandoned stores and houses hold no interest to you
>Besides, its not like they'll get unabandoned any time soon
>You jog through the streets as fast as your nonathletic legs can take you
>Not very
>Taking your time, you make it to Marco's house
>The trail ends at the door
>A lump of congealed LCL sits slumped against the locked door of the house
>Jesus, there are bones poking out of it
>It shifts at your approach
>You see two eyes on a vaguely reptilian form look at you, one melted to the point of uselessness
>Lump: "You! You did this to me!
>Oh hey
>It's that lizard dude
>Tappy or some shit

What do?

>>2443008
Oh shit, wuddup? You OK man? You're looking a bit goopy.

>>2443008
"TINKLES! Long time no see buddy!"
give him a noogie

>>2443008
Sorry, I promise I'll fix it!

(You sexy thing)

>>2443008
Tapu Fini! Long time no see! How's it goin', bud?
>give him a noogie
>then see if we can't fix him up

>>2443019
Any suggestions on how to fix him or are we just saying that to make him feel better?

>>2443050
Duck tape should do it

>>2443050
Promise to find wand, or try out blood for blood since niggas apparently forgot that a lot of our magic was wandless

And by a lot i mean all

>>2443050
Good old funyons force feed.

>A: "Ayyy, what's good ligga?"
>T: "Wha-"
>A: "You looking a little mushy there, Sappy. Don't worry I gotcha."
>You say this while poking him on the snout, your finger sinking in a quarter inch and bending it downwards while Tovfefe yelps in pain
>You pull out a bag of Funyuns and begin to pour the entire contents of the bag into his mouth
>His snout manages to reform it's shape
>Goose egg for everything else about him
>T: "A bag of chips isn't going to do anything! I can do so much more than anything you could and even that can barely hold off my assimilation!"
>A: "Damn Tuppy, calm down. It's just a little LCL. I drank some of the stuff and I'm fine."
>T: "Because you and your imp of mother is what did this!
I've taken your absolute stupidity into account but I never thought you'd be stupid enough to actually end the world over a petty rivalry.
>A: "Hold up, what did you mean by 'imp of a mother'?"
>The lizard just glares at you
>Or he's glaring at the lamp post
>You can't tell with that ruined eye of his
>A: "That's what I thought, bitch."

>You currently have Froppy at your mercy
>He seems to know what's going on
>He will not sloppy your floppy
What do?

>>2443173
Try blood for blood and if that's not working find a jar and carry him in it

>>2443173
Give him a light kick for insulting Momma. And ask him what the fuck he means by the end of the world. I thought it was just a prank bro.

>>2443173
"So Tapioca, I heard you like to keikaku, whats your plan now?"

>>2443184
>support

>>2443173
>>2443184
Sounds decent.

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>You kick the goop lizard in the ribs for insulting your mother
>Despite still looking like bones, they bend to where you kicked them and stay there
>It seems like even they're mostly goop now
>A: "Talk shit get hit, Tippy."
>T: "It's Toffee."
>A: "Yeah, sure thing Taffy. But what did you mean by end of the world? This is just a big prank."
>T:"Just a- Everyone on this planet and potentially in this entire reality is being rendered down into a slurry of souls and biomatter. Even Septarian regeneration can't stop it. I can feel my mind slipping away piece by piece. Things that should be easy to remember is becoming muddled.
>A: "Hold on to that thought."
>Before he can reply you burst into the Diaz residence
>Windows are still no match for Cruci-Crush
>The wall around it is also no match
>Running through the hole you quickly make it to the kitchen
>Many food runs over the years on countless sleep overs taught you exactly where to look
>Mr. Diaz's prize jalepenos fresh from the extra large mason jar
>Bingo
>You quickly run back with the now empty jar in hand.
>A: "Aight, keep talking. What was the plan here?"
>T: "What are you doing with that?
>A: "Don't worry about it, Yippy, now keep talking."
>The mush lizard grunts with clear annoyance
>T: "My plan was to find Ms. Butterfly and attempt to work out a way to reverse this. I knew your feud was with her and that if anyone was to be spared by your mother it would be her; if only to rub her face in it."
>A: "So Star is probably running around somewhere looking to try and kill me?"
>The once proud Septarian nods
>A: "What else is new. One last thing."
>T: "What are you- No! NO!"

>You've gained 1 jar of mild Toffee Sauce!
>You are currently at the wreck of the Diaz house
>The fluttering yellow light seems to be getting closer to shore
What do?

>>2443362
me thinks the shiny thing is Star, and i take it she might be pissed. just a hunch

>>2443362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0T3C60K-7E
Go get some glasses from the diaz's to see what that yellow light is.

>>2443362
>>2443371
Decent idea

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>You slide that sticky Coffee sauce into your back pocket
>It gives one final wimper as it enters the dark
>You run back through the hole of the ruined house and up into the master bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Diaz
>All their LCL is on the bed
>But all their clothes were on the floor
>Whatever
>You focus on important matters
>Namely, looking for Mrs. Diaz's binoculars
>A: "Got'em"
>They were with the rest of their travel stuff
>Running over to the window you find the yellow sparkle is now significantly closer than before
>Checking through the binoculars you see that it is indeed a very mad Star Butterfly
>She seems to be following the same trail you did towards the Diaz house
>You have maybe a couple minutes before a very angry Star gets to where you currently are
What do?

>>2443538
Go up to her and say our classic catchphrase:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgk4Cd7h6ak

>>2443538
https://youtu.be/fjHGTeTtaac?t=22

>>2443538
>>2443549
I just gotta go with this one.

>>2443538
>Summon as many deadbois as your herculean will can muster.
>Then.
>Baffle her with our stupidity.
>A.K.A. >>2443549
>Failing that. Cunt kick her and take her wand.

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>>2443549
>>2443538
fuck it, not like we can out run a giant mutant bug that is the magical equivalent to a tsar bomb to the face

And by nigga. You mean Mewgga.

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>Well fuck it may as well go down swinging
>You prepare yourself as well as you can practicing your famous catch phrase multiple times
>You quickly project your WILL outward, hoping that maybe there'd be a body or two you could rais-
>Oh
>Oh holy fuck
>All this pink shit
>All of it
>It can all be raised from the dead
>It's all soul and flesh blended together
>And there's an entire ocean a few miles away
>Just past the murderous magical girl
>Star: "AAAAAANNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!"
>Her shrill shreik fills the air
>A: "WHAT'S GOOD, MEWGGAAAAAAAAAAA?"
>Yours is rough by comparison
>A lion issuing his challenge
>She's heading straight towards you now
What do?

>>2443611
Fleshzord 3.0

Also we have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON

>>2443611
raise jelly ocean man
https://youtu.be/6E5m_XtCX3c

>>2443611
Time for some fun. Use the pink goo to create a giant undead mech. A new body for us to make the bug more sizably correct.

>>2443611
>Hit her with moms head.
>In a tidal wave.
>Shes tough.
>Mom I mean.
>Also she never liked star that much.
>You guess this is what she meant by "Throw my giant disembodied head at that harlot sweetie."

>>2443622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mghkN2FPQw ANONYMOUS MEGAZORD, GO! FORM FEET AND LEGS! FORM ARMS AND BODY! AND WE'LL FORM THE HEAD!

>>2443622
>>2443625
>>2443627
You have to get there first. Any suggestions on how to do that? You have a decent amount available to you now but nowhere near as much as you could have.

>>2443635
Create a simple construct out of what's near us to ride us over to the ocean of goo to create super ultra plantiary Dia Anon Lagann

>>2443635
Flesh-Monorail us asses to the ocean

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Session pause for at most an hour while I cook dinner. Think up some strategies on how to best beat the shit out of Star while I'm gone.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2443702
Here's a strategy. I take a dice and roll this fucking high.

>>2443702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhQPu-5C-WY
Crush her like A BUG.

>>2443716
Oh FUCK.

>>2443702
>>2443716
I like this strategy.

>>2443716
This is also a good strategy.

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Rolled 6, 1, 3, 9, 2 = 21 (5d10)

>Yeah
>Yeah you got this
>You suck up as much of the pink slime as you can
>It slithers out of houses
>Out of cars
>You feel a small vibration from your back pocket as Guppy gets shaken up by the goo in the jar trying to escape
>The LCL slides up your legs and coagulates around your stump
>You have two arms again!
>You satisfyingly clench your new fist as a pink road forms before you
>The sludge coagulates around your feet and you rocket forward, propelled by it
>Wind roars in your ears while faint whispers speak in your mind from the LCL
>A high pitched whine can be heard before a resounding boom
>A building next to you is demolished in an instant
>S: "ANON! GET BACK HERE!"
>A: "MAKE ME, BITCH!"
>You hear the whine again

ROLL TO EVADE
>+25 from the LCL!

>Oh Also.
>WARFORM LOOKS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
>I need a warform yesterday. I can not be lamer than sparkle butts.

Rolled 12 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>2443929
DOOOOOODGE!!

Rolled 13 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>2443929
Not what I mean, but kk

Rolled 17 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>2443929
Gotta blast!

Rolled 15 + 25 (1d20 + 25)

>>2443929
>YOU LOOK GGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYY
>KEEP RUNNING NIGGER!

>Star Rolls an 18
>With her modifiers it's more than enough

>You're going fast
>Not as fast as your skelecycle
>But faster than Star
>You race down the street
>Blasts of pure magical energy flying uncomfortably close
>Rocks and other debris fly into your path or into you, causing you to slow down in order to avoid them or to regain your balance
>It's during one of those times you need to regain your balance that Star hits you
>You're good
>And the LCL is doing it's best
>But she still clips your leg
Anon loses 60 HP and is crippled!
>The explosion sends you flying over several buildings, causing you to kick up massive clouds of sand where you land
>Your liquid arm has dissipated
>The leg where she hit you?
>It no longer exists past your knee
>You feel small waves gently caress your head as Star slowly floats down towards you
>You hear a high pitched whine, but you don't think it's coming from her wand
>That whine is all you can hear

What do?

>>2443984
"STAR! WHAT THE HECK!? I NEEDED THAT LEG!"

Fuckit, we still have our magic, cruci-crush Star. That should hold her down.

>>2443988
Actually, nah, scrap that. make a new leg and just portal to the ocean of goop.

>>2443995
support

>>2443995
NEVERMIND ONCE MORE! SCRAP ALL OF THAT, MAKE THE FUCKING MEGAZORD ALREADY! HECK!

>>2443984
>"Star! What the heck!? I needed that leg!"
>do >>2443995

>>2443984

>"STAR! WHAT THE HECK!? I NEEDED THAT LEG!"
>"April Fools Faggot!"
>To the goocean.

>>2444005
>>2443997
We're already at the ocean goop! I was blind! Don't supporrt that vote! Make the stupid zord already!

>>2443984
>>2444005
CHANGING TO >>2444002

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Not this garbage again

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>You are down
>Beaten
>Broken
>But you're still not dead
>With a flick of your wrist, you Cruci-Crush Star, sending her down into the sand creating a larger cloud than you
>Star has taken 30 points of damage!
>Even with the pressure of enhanced gravity on her, her glow is not extinguished
>You see through the cloud that she's managing to get back up with great difficulty
>The wet sand is sucking her in, though for now it's more of an annoyance than any real threat
>You exhale and focus on the ocean of soul and flesh behind you
>A wave washes over you, and pulls you into the ocean, submerging you completely
>The Cruci-Crush wears off and Star darts back into the air, scanning for you up and down the beach
>She almost doesn't notice the quickly growing glow from beneath the surface of the LCL
>She fires directly into the mass of light, but it does nothing
>You rise from the depths
>A titan that cannot be stopped
>The blasts that she covers you with is nothing
>What holes she puts in you is replaced by more fluid near instantly
>You look for Star
>But all you see is an insect

What do?

>>2444073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-3Yxs30g0 swat this insect.

>>2444073
>punch her like she punched us

>>2444073
>Punch her.
>In the cunt.
>Happy Easter.

>>2444073
Tell her it's just a prank bro, IT'S JUST A PRANK!!

>>2444073
"Seriously? You know this was just a prank right?"

>You wade towards her as she peppers you with bolts of force strong enough to level sky scrapers
>The steam from her attacks waft off you in waves, your form boiling
>But you are implacable
>You cannot be stopped
>To her credit, Star never gave ground
>Even when you raised your arm to swat her down, she let loose a blast stronger than any of the others
>By the time she released the spell, your arm was half the size it was before
>Still gargantuan
>She braces as your arm swings downward, fast enough to break the sound barrier
>You stop your arm just a few feet away from her
>A much smaller, human sized arm juts out of your hand and punches her in the face
>A: "April Fools!"
>S: "Wha- April-? DO YOU STILL THINK THIS IS A JOKE? EVERYONE IS DE-"
>A second fist shoots out of your forearm like bullet and hits her right in the Mewgina
>A: "AND HAPPY EASTER
>Your arm smashes into her at near sonic speed sending her flying into the fluid below
>You see her glow slowly fade in the LCL
>You can feel her there as well

What do?

>>2444153
Bring her back above water using the goop to punch her some more.

>>2444153
Now we save her because real mom's LCL too.

>>2444153
Capture her and bring out your favorite jar of mild toffee to tell you his keikaku on how to fix this mess

And i mean tell both of you cause mama ain't no prank slouch

>>2444153
>>2444169
Sounds about right.

>>2444170
>support

you sir have a brain

>>2444153
>Relax. None of this is cannon.
>Also my wand can fix this. I roofied you and Marco and stole your souls. Along with.... Most people?

>also yes save star.

>Even when she hates you and you hate her, you show mercy
>You scoop Star up, your more congealed hand picking her up out of the water
>S: "A-Anon. You're-"
>You then flick her onto the beach
>She smacks into the shore and her glow fades entirely
>Maybe you're not showing that much mercy today
>The mason jar containing Miphee slips out of your back pocket, your true form far beneath the surface of the LCL sea
>It fires out of a wall of self pressurized liquid and onto the shore shattering and releasing Luffy by Star
>T: " GHAH! Why would you do that? Just let me die!
>A: "Not until you tell me how to fix this."
>T: " If I knew how I would have already! As far as I can tell, this is how your mother ended her reality! She tricked you, Anon! There's no coming back from this! There's no magic plan to fix what she's done! "
>"Come now, deary. You don't really believe that do you?"
>Oh fuck what? Where is that coming from?
>"I'm over here, dear. I have been the whole time."
>The giant dismembered head of Luna is talking to you.
>It rights itself in the LCL to face you, most likely smashing several islands in the process
>L: "Isn't this one of your memes, Anon? Just finish the meme and it'll be over. You have a comatose girl on a beach. I think you know what to do."

What do?
>Choke Star?
>Jack it on her?
>Something else?

>>2444216
>Jack it on her

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>>2444216
Whisper into her ear three words that she's been waiting to hear all her life "Starnon never, RIP."

>>2444216
Kiss her

>starnon forever

The ultimate meme

>>2444216
>>2444231
this works too i guess

>>2444231
>SUPPORT
SUPPORT SUPPORT

SSSUUUUUPPPPPOOOOORRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!

>>2444216
>Starnon never rip.
>Stop shipping me mom we already made you grand kids.
>I mean with star. I guess toffee is still open.

>>2444228
supporting this

>>2444228
STARNON NEVER

>>2444231
fuck off jeb

>>2444228
I'd say choke but memes apparently
supporting star/never/

>>2444216
>>2444231
Support

>>2444261
>tripfagging

>>2444262
Dude, I am on mobile with shitty wifi. You'd be reeing at me for being a one-poster. I trip so that people know it is me, and I do it for basically every thread.

>>2444266
No one gives a fuck who you are

>>2444266
>Wanting people to know who you are

Say Starnon never.

While jacking it.

>>2444216
>>2444274
Screw it, I like this most.

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>Okay
>This is easy
>Your avatar breaks apart and sloshes back into the ocean as your true body launches forward towards the shore
>You've seen End of Evangelion a dozen times before
>You've got a pretty good idea of what to do
>You emerge on the surface of the sea and walk across it on a leg of fluid to Star's form
>Her breathing is shallow and her dress is ruined
>You really did a number on her
>You take her into your arms, cradling her on that beach
>You slowly lean down towards her face
>You then shift slightly so that her ear is next to your mouth
>A: "Starnon never ever, mewgger."
>A flash of pink light overtakes you
>You are standing on the surface of a small pink circle
>Several different people surround you
>Once they notice you, they begin to clap vigorously
https://youtu.be/KfjGJrtc0Lc?t=3m7s
>Janna: "Congratulations!"
>Star: "Congratulations!"
>Jackie: "Congratulations!"
>Skullnick: "Congratulations!"
>Toffee: "Congratulations!"
>Sabrina: "Congratulations!"
>Ferguson: "Congratulations!"
>Alphonzo: "Congratulations!"
>Bow: [Dinosaur sounds]
>Ludo: "Congratulations!"
>Omnitraxus: "Congratulations!"
>Hekapoo: "Congratulations!"
>Nick Cage: "Congratulations!"
>John and Emily: "Congratulations!"

What do?

>>2444302
Ask for nick senpais autograph and look for Marco.

There is a reason for his exclusion

>>2444302
Tell Scribe "congratulations" for making it through this trash heep

>>2444302
>Thank you

>>2444302
>>2444316
WAIT.
>Where's Marco?

>>2444308
Where is Marco

And why didn't we jack it to go full eva?

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>A: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, 'Thank you all'. Are we done with this yet, mom?"
>The people around you are still applauding and staring at you
>A: "Wait a minute. Mom, where the fuck is Marco?"
>A light turns on a few feet away from the edge of the platform illuminating a hidden room from the inside
>Luna is in respectable sleepware, a modest yet luxurious sleeping cap adorns her head while she lounges on a fancy pink couch
>A single tray of half-eaten nachos lies on a table in front of her
>Several empty trays litter the ground
>L: "Don't worry dear, I was just borrowing him."
>You blink and suddenly you're sitting in the room next to Luna
>Marco opens a door that appears to lead into a kitchen
>He looks run ragged, his hoodie disheveled and unwashed
>In his hands he holds another tray of nachos
>M: "Anon! Thank God you're here! Your crazy mentor-"
>A: "Mom."
>M: "Whatever! She's been forcing me to make her nachos for the past three days!"
>A: "And she didn't say stop. Keep 'em coming, bitch boy."
>Marco looks stunned before he lowers his eyes
>He places the tray in front of you
>He walks back into the kitchen a broken man
>L: "He's only been here a few hours, the caitiff."
>A: "Hey, can we get him in a maid outfit?"
>L: "Of course."
>A: "A sexy maid outfit?"
>L: "Is there any other kind?"
>A: "Fuck. Yes."

The End.

The next season of actual quest starts in a few days folks! See you there!

>>2444368
See you faggots saturday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nozhY6su4h4