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>>2512217

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Votes:

Votes are counted until 20 minutes have passed. This rule doesn't apply to the last reply of the day.
Votes that require a dice roll are counted until 10 minutes have passed.

Dice Mechanic

I use the average (the mean) of the 4 best rolls and success will be determined by the difficulty I specify for the action or prompt. If there are less than 4 rolls I’ll do the math with the ones I have.
Above 45 is a success on a normal roll. Above 55 is a success on a hard roll. The hardest rolls I won’t specify because I find it more fun if I don’t.
We will roll after the voting is done.

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>>2512217
>Attack him while he is distracted! Send Dhrtarastra to silently float over for a blindside attack, then dash close for a follow-up! This'll pincer Flint between both of you, caught on both sides! (Normal Roll)
No jobbing. Not this time.

>>2512222
>Q U A D S

>>2512217
>Attack him while he is distracted! Send Dhrtarastra to silently float over for a blindside attack, then dash close for a follow-up! This'll pincer Flint between both of you, caught on both sides! (Normal Roll)
say "eat shit"

>>2512217
>>Write In.
Evade Flint and try bringing the others to the medical area? Forrest Gump style?

>>2512229
>>2512233
>>2512235
Attacking him while he is distracted won, please roll!

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2512299

>>2512299
Roll wha?

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>2512299
>twin dubs
This is gonna be good.

>>2512303
1d100!

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2512299

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2512321

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2512299

Why did none of you nerds think to call Scarlett and get her help to disguise Rise with the magic of make-up before leaving the house?

This situation was entirely avoidable, we have to remember to do our best!

>>2512475
>Why did none of you nerds think to call Scarlett and get her help to disguise Rise with the magic of make-up before leaving the house?
Our understanding of make-up did not extend beyond appearances.
>This situation was entirely avoidable, we have to remember to do our best!
Failure is the best teacher.

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(I Forgot to add it to the new rules, over a 95 is considered a crit regardless what the other rolls say!)

Did Johnny have a break? Did Calamity? Did Trent? (Did Trent even fight? You didn’t spot him anywhere nearby…) No, this SOB didn’t give a shit about anyone, so why should you give a shit about him? Dhrtarastra, it's time to show what you’re made of! You make him silently float over for a blindside attack! Flint never sees it coming!

“Ngghh?!” Flint grunts in surprise as he receives Dhrtarastra’s punishment! Now it’s your turn, and you dash closer for a follow-up strike to his side! Now, you and your partner elbow pincer the thug between the both of you! You spot a larger window for a second attack, and punch him in the back of the neck, feeling your fist hit spine.
“GAAAH!” Flint continues complaining in pain, arms twitching a little! Flint’s partner meekly pushes you and Dhrtarastra away, not causing you any harm at all! Was that desperation, or something else?

“Can’t turn a blind eye in a fight.” You sassily remark. Underestimating anyone in a situation like this is just a recipe for trouble!
Flint takes a deep breath and rubs his hand over where you hit him, stretching the spot. “That one actually hurt, pansy! Maybe my intuition was correct after all. You're the real one who’s trouble.” Flint's smile widens as he feels he’s facing a real challenge now. He poses in another stance – and somehow a bat manifests in his hand. “Bring it.”


Flint charges forward, his weapon and partner ready! You jump backward, but Flint catches you anyway and connects with his bat. You were able to block in time with Dhrtarastra! Having a sharper defense is doing wonders, just like Dhrtarastra said!

“There's more to come!” Flint’s anger seems to start getting the best of him!

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>>2512650

Flint ain’t done as he tries to strike you with his bat again, going for another angle! Sadly for this muscle head, he ends up tripping over his own shirt, and falls face first on parking lot asphalt. You take this chance to curb stomp his face on the fucking ground! You probably busted his nose, judging by the blood!

“You fuck…!” It wasn’t Flint’s nose, it was his temple! There's a lot of blood coming, even though the damage doesn't seem that bad. He stands up again, rather unsteadily this time. You have him under control, holy crap; you have him under your control!
“This is getting FUN!” His scream sounds like a tiger’s roar! This asshole is insane; no wonder he left all this carnage in his wake!

“He’s tired, and the use of his newfound abilities are clumsy at best. Not even with his superior physical condition can he take advantage of you, Osgood. Let’s close this one out!” Dhrtarastra exclaims, feeling the spirit of battle.
“I don’t think this is going to be that easy.” You reply, shaking your head. This ain’t close to over.

Flint charges again, like a mad bull with a crimson mask! You’re no bullfighter, but you'll stop him!

What next?

>Continue evading his attacks! You have more stamina than he does right now. When he starts tiring out from exhaustion and slight blood loss, you'll finish this! (Hard Roll)
>Meet his charge with you own, head on! With Dhrtarastra by your side, you’re going to knock him out immediately! (Hard Roll)
>When he gets near, Dhrtarastra will grab him in a one-armed hold, and you'll use Dr. Calamity’s scalpel to show him a world of pain! (Hard Roll)
>At the high point of his charge, you'll use Dhrtarastra to trip him! Hitting the ground at that momentum should be enough with his other injuries – to knock him out before he can even touch you! (Hard Roll)
>Matador him! Evade his charge gracefully, and elbow him in the side with yourself and Dhrtarastra, sending him reeling off to the ground! (Hard Roll)
>Write In.

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>>2512655
>When he gets near, Dhrtarastra will grab him in a one-armed hold, and you'll use Dr. Calamity’s scalpel to show him a world of pain! (Hard Roll)
He's got plenty of scars already. Let's give him some of our own.

>>2512655
>>Matador him! Evade his charge gracefully, and elbow him in the side with yourself and Dhrtarastra, sending him reeling off to the ground! (Hard Roll)

>>2512655
>When he gets near, Dhrtarastra will grab him in a one-armed hold, and you'll use Dr. Calamity’s scalpel to show him a world of pain! (Hard Roll)

>>2512655
>>At the high point of his charge, you'll use Dhrtarastra to trip him! Hitting the ground at that momentum should be enough with his other injuries – to knock him out before he can even touch you! (Hard Roll)

>>2512655
>>At the high point of his charge, you'll use Dhrtarastra to trip him! Hitting the ground at that momentum should be enough with his other injuries – to knock him out before he can even touch you! (Hard Roll)

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>2512665
>>2512670
1!

>>2512676
>>2512680
2!

I'll roll to decide this tie. Please roll after this too!

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2512743

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>2512743

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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>2512743

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2512743

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>2512743

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>2512743

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2512743

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2512743

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You will wait him out! At the high point of his charge, you will use Dhrtarastra to trip him! You need to be sharper than ever before, because while appearances might deceive others, you’re pretty sure this man is faster than he looks.

“Focus…” Dhrtarastra says as he takes in a big breath of air behind you. Why is he behind you? Who knows! But you’re both ready.

Here he comes! Flint is getting closer with his bull-like momentum! Time to make this count!
You bring Dhrtarastra up front, and with his only arm he goes in low and sweeps Flint’s legs! He didn’t see it coming, again, and flies through the air in the parking lot like a muscular cannonball, and lands head first on your van's ceiling – head going straight through the metal! OH NO! YOUR VAN! YOUR BABY IS RUINED…! Wait, focus! It’s not the time to cry!

Your baby isn’t made of the best quality, but that must have knocked him out, right?! The van's ceiling is pretty weak metal, so he shouldn't be dead, at least…!
You hear a girl’s scream coming from inside the van. Sounds like Nariko! Wait, why is she hiding in the van again?! You told her to get out of here before, what (aside from the van itself) could be so important that she can’t run away?!

“Aaaah…!! Aaaa...?” Nariko’s scream finally dies out as Flint’s body goes limp.
“Good job, Osgood. We succeeded!” Dhrtarastra champions your victory, nodding energetically.
“That was the goofiest way to win imaginable, you know?” You tell your partner, scoffing. Nothing to be proud of, really. You start walking closer to your damaged vehicle.
“You’re the man who champions winning by any means necessary! Like in those card games you adore so much!” Dhrtarastra seems jovial.
“Don’t remind me. I don’t cheat anymore.” Not that anyone needs to know…

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>>2513058

Suddenly Dhrtarastra floats in front of you, moving his hand in front to block your path. “Halt. The enemy is moving.” Dhrtarastra gets all serious again, and he’s right! Flint is moving! How the fuck is he still conscious?! Nariko whimpers as Flint gingerly pulls his head out of the hole he made on your baby. His face is in terrible shape, but his neck doesn't seem to be sliced up by metal. You don't want anybody dying, especially not on your van!

“BRAHMA! PLAYTIME IS OVER!” He calls up his partner one more time and he goes into a judo-like stance. What's the meaning of this? Doesn’t seem like he’s going to be able to endure more punishment than this, but work ain’t over.

“Time to do our job, eh?” You're starting to feel cocky. Winning always feels right.
“I’m by your side, Osgood. Let's silence this fool's song.” Dhrtarastra is ready, too.

Guess not even the greatest fighters in the world can endure so many fights in a day, all in a row. He's still human, after all.
But enough of that! It’s time to prove your worth!

>Go for the final blow! Flint ain’t tough enough to resist your ultimate attack with Dhrtarastra! (Normal Roll)
>Let him charge at you, show him the prowess of your defense! (Normal Roll)
>You still owe one to the doc, use the scalpel to prove a 'point.' (Normal Roll)
>Write In.

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>>2513067
>You still owe one to the doc, use the scalpel to prove a 'point.' (Normal Roll)

>>2513067
>>You still owe one to the doc, use the scalpel to prove a 'point.' (Normal Roll)

>>2513067
>>Let him charge at you, show him the prowess of your defense! (Normal Roll)

>>2513067
>You still owe one to the doc, use the scalpel to prove a 'point.' (Normal Roll)

>>2513067
>You still owe one to the doc, use the scalpel to prove a 'point.' (Normal Roll)

>>2513075
>>2513078
>>2513114
>>2513158


'For Calamity' won! Please, roll!

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2513165
for the crit 1

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2513165

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>2513165

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2513165

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2513165

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2513165

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2513165

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In his Judo-like stance, he approaches more cautiously than ever before, but it’s too late for him to take you seriously – his legs are wobbling, he’s blinded by the blood on his face, and his arms are failing him. Just one more push, and he will be down and out for good. Everyone left him on a silver platter for you, so now it’s time.

“I have to prove a point.” You smirk at the pun as you take out the scalpel Dr. Calamity entrusted you. Flint destroyed everyone for no good reason except his own thirst for blood; you will have to give him a scar of your own to remind him of his mistakes. Even if he doesn’t learn from them, he will never forget he messed with the wrong people.

“FIGHT ME.” Flint clumsily tries to attack you, but misses his mark completely. You draw in closer to leave a sign he will never forget. But he somehow slaps away the medical utensil, then goes for a double axe handle punch on your face! That hurt, but imagine that in full force! You stumble on the parking lot ground…

You quickly crawl for the weapon as Flint trails behind, like a beast pursuing his prey. You grab the scalpel and spin around to slash Flint on his face! Up to this point, he hasn’t shown a bit of pain – but now, he’s rolling around with both hands on his face, yelling. You don’t know how deeply you cut, but that's definitely going to leave a mark.

Now with your revenge fulfilled, it’s the moment to knock this man out cold, so he can’t be a danger to anyone anymore. You’re going to find Constance somehow to remove his flame, but it’s not going to be impossible.
“It’s over, Flint.” You say, as Dhrtarastra readies to knock him out.
“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” He is only able to scream in painful indignation, but you deliver the final blow! Flint is down and out!

“Well done, Osgood. I knew we could do it.” Dhrtarastra says, as he seems pleased with you. You smile a little and raise your hand for a thumbs up, taking deep breaths to calm down from the battle high.

The red aura disappears from the area as your enemy is no longer to continue; maybe it was a nice coincidence… but you want to think this is somehow linked. Now you have to find Johnny and Trent, and help them plus Calamity. Fuck, at least you feel good enough to help…

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>>2513782

“NO! It ain’t over…!” Flint is… awake?! How?!
“What? Stay down, you idiot.” You strike him again with Dhrtarastra, planting him on the floor again. Now he really can’t move.
“You will have to kill me if you want me away!!” Says the talking corpse; his partner is long gone back to flame form. Not that you can see it like Johnny can, but you can’t see it anymore, so it's a safe assumption.
“Just stay quiet, asshole.” You tell him disdainfully. Piece of shit thinks he can still continue? Please…

You hear a car coming this way… It looks like some type of car with windows tinted to a ridiculous degree. It stops right in front of the clinic, releasing multiple men in black suits and… Ka-Shing himself!

“Fuck.” Not here, not now. You’re too nervous and drained to move, and you have everything to lose.

“T. T. Neko said Masterson was around here.” The bodyguard next to Ka-Shing says as he comes closer and closer to you and the carnage here at the parking lot.
“The red aura just disappeared, he was probably fighting right around here. We need all the men we have.” Ka-Shing doesn’t seem amused, and he hasn’t found out about what happened. Now he finally spots you, and him and his crew come closer to you.

“Well, guess we found him.”
“…” You want to say ‘Fuck’ again, but that could set Ka-Shing off…
“What’s this, Osgood? Did you kill my man?” Ka-Shing’s serious tone is still unfitting as he looks at his blooded bodyguard.
“You think a punk like him is able to kill me? Come on…” Flint’s weak voice is a reflection of the pain you inflicted on him.
“Good thing you’re in good spirits, Flint! Get him to the car and patch him up. He’s useless to us as he is.” Ka-Shing whole demeanor just changed, now he’s in a dancing mood! Some of his men carry Flint to their vehicle. “So you got the girl, right Comeback Prince?” Ka-Shing stares at you, all serious again.
“Not the one you need.” You reply, keeping your eyes on his. You aren’t even sure why you're helping her, but maybe Johnny knows something you don’t – and you trust Johnny.
“Osgood, my fierce rival, I have eyes on the whole city. You can't keep change in your pockets if you don’t know your way around. Well, they aren’t exactly mine, if you get what I'm saying…” He smirks, knowing something you don't. But then it hits you.

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>>2513787

“…Your eyes come from certain fluffy individuals, don't they?” You look around at all the cats.
You weren't paying too much attention to them, what with the fighting, but they've always been there. Watching. Meowing. Moving around. Communicating.
“Quite sharp, aren’t ya? But seriously, excuse my boy; he rocked a storm here – seeing this catastrophe.” Ka-Shing checks the signs of struggle, clearly impressed despite trying to apologize. “I came to talk about the girl, my Rise. Where is she?”

Is Yu Yan even worth the hassle? Fuck, everyone is going to hate you if you sell her out, but you need to get out of this unscathed…

What do you do?

>“I lost all contact with her. Even if I want to, I can’t tell you anything.” It’s true… to an extent.
>“The girl is useless to you. She has no flame, and lost her memories forever.” Explain to him what happened. You have no clue if this is what he wants or not, but you're willing to take this gamble…
>Activate your phone’s app and fight Ka-Shing! If you can face and defeat Flint while surviving relatively unhurt, you can beat this guy for sure!
>“If you help my friends, we can talk…” You need to make sure everyone is fine first!
>Write In.

[3/3]

>>2513793
>>“The girl is useless to you. She has no flame, and lost her memories forever.” Explain to him what happened. You have no clue if this is what he wants or not, but you're willing to take this gamble…

>>2513793
>"First off, that catastrophe pun was terrible, and you should feel bad for making it."
>“The girl is useless to you. She has no flame, and lost her memories forever.” Explain to him what happened. You have no clue if this is what he wants or not, but you're willing to take this gamble…

>>2513793
>“I lost all contact with her. Even if I want to, I can’t tell you anything.” It’s true… to an extent.

>>2513793
>“The girl is useless to you. She has no flame, and lost her memories forever.” Explain to him what happened. You have no clue if this is what he wants or not, but you're willing to take this gamble…

>>2513793
>>“The girl is useless to you. She has no flame, and lost her memories forever.”
>If you bring her in now, they're going to think that you are cheating them, the is no way she is still useful to you or them.

He had bad luck and bad timing

>>2513793
Backing >>2513858

>>2513793
>>2513858
this

Since image posting is broken right now, we're delaying the quest for tomorrow! Sorry guys!

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“First off, that ‘catastrophe’ pun was fucking terrible, and you should feel bad for letting it leave your mouth.” Not even Conti’s jokes are this bad, and you had to hear plenty of them over the Poker Nights.
“Pun…? Oh yeah, you’re right! I sometimes strike gold without even noticing. Gonzalez, write it down!” He points to one random bodyguard out of six.
“Yes, boss!” The bodyguard pulls out a notepad and writes on it.
“Second of all, the girl is useless to you. She has no flame, and lost her memories forever.” You tell Ka-Shing.
“…Pardon me…?” Ka-Shing’s expression does a 180° change!
“It’s a long short story…” That didn’t come out right, but you explain to Ka-Shing more or less what Yu Yan told you about why Johnny was away fighting Flint…

“God fucking damn it! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!” Ka-Shing takes his jacket off and throws it on the ground, then elbow-drops it and stands up again. What an even stranger tantrum! He composes himself and talks to his men. “Change of plans, boys. Everything is fucking screwed – we need to get back quick and reorganize and reassemble everything." He turns back to you. "Comeback Prince, I have one question for ya: Why'd you lie to me, man?” His expression becomes one of genuine disappointment.
“At that point, we couldn’t do it. We're not heartless.”
“Wait, what? That’s it? You did it for the girl? Heh, how chivalrous.”
“Yeah yeah…”
“Ohhhh man, you’re putting me in tears here! So touching…!” He badly feigns tears, then he gets all serious. These mood swings aren’t easy to get accustomed to.

“So what was next, fighting me and my men?” He raises an eyebrow at you.
“P-probably?” …You didn’t think that far.
“Only to save the girl?” Both his eyebrows raise.
“Y-yeah.” …Now it really feels like you did something stupid.
“…You’re not BS-ing me like before, are ya?” His eyes narrow in suspicion.
“No, not at all.” …But it sounds more like bullshit than ever before, even if its the truth!

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>>2518848

“God damn it, I can’t hate you for that.” Ka-Shing seems pissed at himself more than he is with you, hand on his shaking forehead. He sighs. “That girl had a rough life, don’t get me wrong – she's a complete and utter piece of shit, but I couldn’t help feeling bad for her. So I’m going to ask you this: Are you guys going to take care of her?” Why does he care about her so much?
“Yes, I’m completely sure.” No, you’re not sure at all.
“Good. That’s good.” Ka-Shing nods and stares at the clouds above you two, almost melancholically.
“Why'd you need her anyway?”
“It isn’t important intel now, so I’m gonna tell ya. Have you ever thought about what to do if you found one piece of the crystals?”
“No, but I'd probably escape somewhere else.”
“Smart, that was my plan too. But the damn minerals disintegrate when you take them out of the country. Those Judge bastards planned for that too.”

“And how does Rise enter into this dilemma?"
“Rise, a scientist, and I, were part of a business relationship to make sure we could all get a ticket to the next round. I have no idea what type of relationship those two had, but the scientist discovered a way to bypass this problem… Sadly, that person entered a coma a few days ago, and today she joined the deceased… And Rise was the only other person who knew how as well. I was in the middle of negotiating with her, when she suddenly disappeared.”
“Fuck… That could have been useful to know.” You had no idea that the fat tentacle lady was involved this deep…!

“Indeed. And now I have an even bigger problem on my hands than before. The police raided the scientist’s house, and the information on those documents is out of my reach. Now its time for Plan B…” He looks at his empty palm.

“So… You're not going to kill me, or something?” Why'd you ask?! Of course, he’s going to…!
Ka-Shing smirks at you. “No. Good businessmen learn to turn the page to the next transaction – you can still be of assistance in the future, but if you pull something like this again, I’m probably going to take measures. Besides, my man Flint gave your guys a proper beating, so we're even in a sense. I’ll drag your friends to a hospital if you wanna; we’re heading there for Masterson anyway.” He does a little dance. Yeah, he’s not a bad guy! Just a little crazy.
“A-are you serious?”
“Yeah, where are they?” Ka-Shing gives you two thumbs up. “Boys, take the injured to the hospital!”

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>>2518850

“Boys! Boys…? Hey, you guys deaf or what?” Ka-Shing looks perplexed; you two look around and see all his men knocked out everywhere! And behind you, there are three of those cultists you saw on TV! You never sensed them sneak up on you, how the hell…?

One takes his robe’s hoodie off and stares at the two of you, a look empty of any feeling.
“Where. Is. The girl?” The somber-looking guy asks in a dead monotone.
“You beat my men, and you think I’m going to fucking talk?! Think again!” Ka-Shing brings his partner to the table! It’s… like a goofy-looking dragon thing. Almost reminds you of Amelia’s bear, whatever her name is.
“You'll wish you didn’t do that…” The guy summons up… three partners?! What the hell?! They're all birds though, strangely enough.
Ka-Shing takes a step back. “This probably wasn’t my smartest decision…” Ka-Shing is regretting trying to act cool.

Fuck, why'd the situation get worse?! You just had a moment of triumph for crying out loud!

This doesn't look good… What now?

>No red area, no need to stay! Get Ka-Shing into your van and get the fuck out! Heading to Johnny's place should be the safest option, but you are leaving everybody else Flint knocked out behind, even Calamity… (Hard Roll)
>Activate the Judge’s app! Maybe they are carrying guns, you never know! This will disable your phone, and anything Ka-Shing might have on him too, so he might be unable to call in the rest of his goons to back you up… (Hard Roll)
>It’s not like you aren't prepared for another fight, time for a 2v3! You have no idea what Ka-Shing's power is, but you're both in this together right now, outnumbered or not… (Hard Roll)
>Write In.

(3/3)

>>2518855
>It’s not like you aren't prepared for another fight, time for a 2v3! You have no idea what Ka-Shing's power is, but you're both in this together right now, outnumbered or not… (Hard Roll)

>>2518855
>>No red area, no need to stay! Get Ka-Shing into your van and get the fuck out! Heading to Johnny's place should be the safest option, but you are leaving everybody else Flint knocked out behind, even Calamity… (Hard Roll)
Don't get cocky
We are best while in our beloved Van

>>2518855
>It’s not like you aren't prepared for another fight, time for a 2v3! You have no idea what Ka-Shing's power is, but you're both in this together right now, outnumbered or not… (Hard Roll)
Can't leave the others behind here for this emo douche to sacrifice for his meme world-ender cult

>>2518875
>>2518931
Fighting won! Please roll!

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2518940

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2518940

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2518940

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2518940
Well fuck

>>2519222
AH HELL YEAH! ABOVE THE THRESHOLD AND WITH TRIPS!

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“A true Protector of the East holds the front, especially when allies are on the line.” Dhrtarastra says. You already know. You can’t run now.
“Well, too late to back down now…” You invoke Dhrtarastra. It’s still one guy with three entities; the other two probably won't be much trouble.
“Idiots.” The soulless-looking man and his birds start attacking! Holy macaroni, they are way faster than you expected! Like some sort of guided missile, two of them latch onto Dhrtarastra, and the other one attacks Ka-Shing’s partner.

“Qilin! Fend him off.” The peculiar looking dragon-thing tackles the strange bird-jellyfish-demon thing!
“…” The ghastly dude is unfazed.

You on the other hand, well, realize why 2v1 is considered unfair! You’re kind of used to being on the 2 side of the 2v1. Those birds move too swiftly and erratic for Dhrtarastra to do anything but continue blocking. They keep relentlessly stabbing with their beaks, until the one with multiple tongues uses them all to restrain Dhrtarastra! He's completely immobile, and the other bird takes flight and launches itself at your partner like a torpedo! But before he could connect, Ka-Shing’s partner ‘Qilin’ fires… water? A strong water jet shoves the bird a huge distance away! Then the funny looking dragon tears off the mutant bird and sets Dhrtarastra free.

“W-what was that?” You ask the millionaire, referring to the water attack.
“Cool, isn’t? You'd be surprised how useful water can be…” Ka-Shing smirks.
“No, not at all…”
“…” The cultist guy just stares at the two of you as his creatures recuperate.

The birds launch themselves again, focusing Qilin this time! Qilin goes into a defensive stance, but as soon as it does, the birds swerve and go for Dhrtarastra! The three of them do a devasting spiral attack with their beaks, piercing through your partner's shoulder plate, striking flesh! Holy moly, that hurts! You have no other option but to activate Zombie Mode. The birds back off once again.

“Mmm…?” The fact his attack didn’t deliver any noticable damage on you piques his attention.
“Didn’t feel a thing. Was that supposed to hurt?” You tell him. Taunting always works!

“Hey kiddo, remember it’s a 2v1!” Ka-Shing and his partner moved closer to your opponent when he had all his attention on you.
“It’s a 2v3.” The depressed guy says blandly, as his other two cultists tackle the living hell of out Ka-Shing. The three men land on the floor.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck!” Ka-Shing's expression goes from surprise… to outrage. “Get. Out. Of. My. FACE!” Qilin drags both of the uninvited guests off of Ka-Shing, smashes them together, and flings them aside like ragdolls! The creepy dude uses the jellyfish bird to grab Ka-Shing’s body and restrains him!

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>>2519286

He’s now distracted! Time to attack! With Dhrtarastra by your side, you rush the asshole and try to grab him! But the birds counter quickly; the three of them attack Dhrtarastra simultaneously with their beaks – pushing your partner onto you, making you fall butt first onto the asphalt.

“Fool.” The creepy man insults you with one word, looking more annoyed than bored.
But he’s the real fool here, as he’s launched into the air by a devastating blindside strike by a big creepy insect! The kid safely lands on top of his fellow cultists, who grab him safely.

“Stop right there, or else.” It’s Uccelli! She’s aggressively scolding the cultists! Finally, some damn backup! She pulls you up on your feet.
“You always arrive late…” You quip, feeling like joking now that things are getting better.
“Not now, Gaumont.” She’s really, really, really angry.

“…Give us the girl, and we will leave you be.” The inexpressive man says.
“I don’t know who this girl is, but you'll have to leave empty-handed now – or I will make sure you get punished.” So that’s what Johnny means with Uccelli's 'teacher voice’.
“…” The mysterious trio stand up, and the flock of birds engages the two of you head-on! They are going too fast for Uccelli to react in any other way than blocking with her partner!

What will you do?

>Evade them and go for a direct attack on the cultists! (Normal Roll)
>Block them all! Be the proud defender Dhrtarastra says to be! (Normal Roll)
>Move the woman out of the way! Fuck, you can take more than a punch, right? (Normal Roll)
>Write In.

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>>2519288
>Evade them and go for a direct attack on the cultists! (Normal Roll)

>>2519288
>Block them all! Be the proud defender Dhrtarastra says to be! (Normal Roll)
OUR JOB IS TO BE THE WALL, HALT, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!

>>2519288
>>Block them all! Be the proud defender Dhrtarastra says to be! (Normal Roll)

>>2519288
>>Block them all! Be the proud defender Dhrtarastra says to be! (Normal Roll)

>>2519315
>>2519328
>>2519342

Time to block, boys! Show me them rolls!

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2519346

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2519346
HOLD THE LINE

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>>2519361

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2519346

>>2519346
Oh boy

>>2519408
Uh, your roll?

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2519408
>>2519346
>>2519416
Here, hopefully, my keyboard and internet dying on me.

>>2519436
Hot damn this line is gonna be held so fucking hard.

>>2519436
>>2519448
Finally after numerous threads of mostly lurking I "did" something

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2519346
Ugh, my rolls have been lousy lately, but here's one more...

>>2519474
Don't give up anon! We all have our bad rolling days! Never stop rolling!

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2519346

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2519346

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2519346

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You cannot let her get harmed, so you will block them all! Time to be the proud defender Dhrtarastra says you are! With your partner already on the front, you jump in the way of the birds and block the attacks with Dhrtarastra’s arm!

“That’s not going to happen.” On top of the injured shoulder, this will hurt later. Then, you help Dhrtarastra grab the bird trio with all his might! Can't stab with the beaks if they can't move! These seem pretty squishy for birds, though…
“T-thanks.” Uccelli is not quite used to fighting yet.

“You’re exposed, dumbass!” Ka-Shing takes his chance to swing, and uses Qilin to sneak attack the creepy dude with a flying dragon headbutt! But the two cultists use their own bodies to block Qilin somehow. It’s like they didn’t receive any damage!
“Wait, you aren't supposed to see him! You have no flames!”
“I do, and I can.” The creepy guy says. What does that mean?

Now the lackadaisical-looking man punches Ka-Shing in the face, throwing him away from the cultist trio. Then they move as a collective unit towards the two of you, looking quite goofy. You are barely holding the birds together with Dhrtarastra – if you lose your concentration, they will escape.

“Here I go!” Uccelli takes charge, with her bug monster leading the attack! “Now, Icioba!” The bug swings his large scythe arms towards the cultists, and the two lackeys receive the full impact – but the main guy ducks it! He’s in front of Uccelli! This is going to get ugly!

“Ngh?!” Uccelli doesn't expect him to still be standing.
“Out of the way.” The guy strikes the teacher’s face! She receives the punch without flinching! Uccelli doesn’t crumble!
“…What? That’s it?” Uccelli spits a little bit of blood and stares at the man with pure unfettered disgust. That’s the angriest looking teacher you have ever seen, and you used to pull practical jokes on them while you were at school! Not even Conti could look this pissed, even in the poker nights…
“Huh…?” The guy is taken aback a little by that reaction. This leaves him wide open.

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>>2519798

Out of absolutely nowhere, a man appears behind the cultist with his partner ready to strike!
“Go and get them, Johnny!!!” Nariko screams from your van like some kind of fangirl!

Indeed, he is! Johnny and Philo-something are ready to strike! As the emotionless guy turns in surprise, the both of them simultaneously punch him downwards in the face so hard that he eats parking lot! The birds you and Dhrtarastra hold disappear in your arms.

“Johnny! Are you alright…?! Johnny…?” Uccelli seems delighted, running to Johnny. Her face falls as Johnny drops unconscious again. She grabs her student tenderly, but the battle is not over.

The other two cultists run towards their unconscious leader, grab him and try to escape!
“Stop right there, you little shits!” Ka-Shing gets up and uses his partner to strike the whole trio with their water technique. You deliver the final blow to the other two goons with Dhrtarastra, leaving the trio unconscious! But before you could sing victory, you hear sirens.
“Is that the police…?” Why is everything going wrong?!
“Shit, we gotta bail! They're already onto me!” Ka-Shing gets all nervous and runs off to his own car. “Just leave the cultists here to take responsibility! I’ll see ya guys later!”
“Let’s get into your van, Gaumont!” Uccelli yells at you while using her partner to hold Johnny.
“But what about the others?! Calamity and Trent?!” You yell back! Calamity faced Flint without being a fighter, and you still have no idea where Trent is.
“Ms. Spice was taking care of them! We’ll trust her! Let’s go!” Uccelli jumps in the van with Johnny in her arms.
All you can do is groan. “Does this ever end…?” You cannot help but to think like that as you leap into the driver's seat.

And so, the four of you – you, Uccelli, Johnny and Nariko – escaped. Sorry Mr. Detective, but your fellow policemen will know what to do with you, right? I mean, that’s better luck than what's going to happen to Ka-Shing’s men…

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>>2519802

(You’re back to playing as Johnny! Hopefully, we aren’t changing characters any time soon.)

You wake up! It’s all very dark in here… And wait, where the fuck are you? It appears to be some type of hospital room, but there's something off – like Calamity’s clinic type of off. Oh right, you got your ass kicked by that asshole Flint. That explains the bandages and… the hospital room. Hey, at least you aren’t dead!

You wonder what happened after that. You look around and spot someone sleeping in a sleeping bag next to your bed. It’s too dark to see who it is, but you can tell whoever they are, they're sleeping heavily. You'd try to get up, but don't want to risk opening your injuries on top of your headache.

“Man, losing sucks.” And your head hurts…
“We should be thankful we have another chance for redemption.” Philonune replies.
“I wonder if everyone's fine.” Fuck, hopefully everyone is fine. If you are, then they must be too.
“Can’t tell, I awoke when you did.” Philonune replies, he seems… a little mad.
“What's the last thing you remember?”
“That man, Flint and his partner Brahma, soundly beating us. What else could have happened?”
“I dunno… I’m just making sure, just in case I have brain damage.”
“My apologies, I keep forgetting you are the one who mainly receives all the pain.”
“Wait, I thought we were synchronized. Aren’t you supposed to be in shambles too?”
“If that’s true, then you’re exaggerating.” Philonune chuckles a little at this.
“Ha ha, real funny…”

What do you do?

>Wake up the person next to you. Doesn’t seem like he’s a patient like you, and you need to make sure everyone is fine.
>Go back to sleep. No point in staying awake right now. Sleep and heal.
>Check your phone, maybe you received a message or two while unconscious.
>Write In.

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>>2519804
>>Wake up the person next to you. Doesn’t seem like he’s a patient like you, and you need to make sure everyone is fine.

>>2519804
>>Wake up the person next to you. Doesn’t seem like he’s a patient like you, and you need to make sure everyone is fine.

>>2519804
>Check your phone, maybe you received a message or two while unconscious.

>>2519804
>>Wake up the person next to you. Doesn’t seem like he’s a patient like you, and you need to make sure everyone is fine.

>>2519804
>Wake up the person next to you. Doesn’t seem like he’s a patient like you, and you need to make sure everyone is fine.

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“Hello, person next to me? Are you awake?” He's too far for you to poke, maybe you should raise your voice. “Hello…?!”
“Ehmehmehemhem… Huh? Johnny? Johnny! JOHNNY!” It’s a worm person! Wait, it’s Amelia in a sleeping bag! She looks awful, eyes all red! She stands up and hugs you tightly, too tightly! It actually hurts you in your injured state.
“It hurts, it hurts… stop.” You complain.
“I-I don’t care!” Amelia holds you even tighter! Is she crying?
“You should, I’m the patient here.” You scold her, and she finally stops. Then she moves and turns on the lights. She’s in her pajamas.
“So… What happened? Is everyone okay? Where are we anyway?” You feel like this must be Calamity's Clinic, but something is off about it…
“I should be the one asking the first question, dummy!”

You briefly explain how Flint manhandled you.

“Weird.” Amelia says, shrugging. “They told me you actually woke up and beat a guy’s ass.”
“I don’t remember that; but you know, I have brain damage now.”
“Don’t joke about that!” Amelia grits her teeth, a lot more annoyed than you thought. “Let me tell you what you need to know…”

Amelia explains well, everything! She explains everything that happened after your intense battle: How Nariko found her way there and a weird detective appeared, how Osgood managed to beat Flint against all odds, how Ka-Shing appeared too, and how the cultists tried to end the fight but were defeated by… you! What a strange battle.

She also explains that when Nurse Calamity, Constance, and Yu Yan were escaping, they were attacked by a new mysterious flame user! A girl who controlled cats! But with the help of Henry, Bradford, Craig and herself, they were able to repel her from stealing Constance. No one was able to identify her, but Bradford really believes she’s a girl based on her nickname: T. T. Neko!

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>>2520128

Even some cult dudes appeared, forcing them into a wacky car chase! Turns out Bradford is a very skilled driver… Even so, things got dire, but then Wildflame appeared to save the day! He disappeared once the deed was done. Also, Amelia didn’t know he was Bradford’s friend. You didn’t either. Everyone on their end is fine though, which is a big relief.

Then she explains that you’re in a new clinic! A new Calamity Clinic! Dr. Calamity wanted to buy a new place for everything ever since the original kidnapping of Constance. They were going to slowly transfer all the patients and patrons here, but well – this incident happened. This place actually has an exit route that isn’t convoluted! Osgood can rejoice, she guesses.

Then she explains that Nurse Calamity and some other doctors that their family knows are running this new clinic, while Dr. Calamity is recovering. Currently in the clinic are Trent, Constance, Dr. Calamity, Bradford, and you. Nurse Calamity is also a doctor, but she prefers being a nurse for some reason.
“That’s not how nursing works as a job.”
“Hey, I’m just saying what I know…! Now, if I may continue.” Amelia says, bowing a little. She starts giggling at this.
“There's more?!”
“Yeah, of course!”

Amelia explains that Yu Yan made a grave mistake, and told Craig about her and Nariko staying in your apartment. Craig wants to talk to you as soon as possible about the whole situation. In the meantime, since you’re here, both Yu Yan and Nariko are at Uccelli’s apartment. Oh, and it’s 3:00 AM.

“But… Why are you here?”
“Isn’t it obvious? Also… Dad wishes you a speedy recovery.” Amelia smiles. He’s not your dad, though, but you still appreciate the gesture for what it is. “I’m so happy you’re fine!” She wants another hug, but your whole body hurts.

What do you do?

>Thank Amelia for informing you of everything, but it’s time for you to go straight back to sleep. You won't recover right if you don't get rested up!
>Going by what Amelia said, everyone is dead worried about you! Call everyone and tell them you’re fine. You can do that much before you sleep.
>Headpat your sister instead of risking damage by hugging her. Then go back to sleep! You have no reason to be awake at three in the morning!
>Check your phone for messages before you sleep. If everyone's that worried about you, you should have plenty to read now. Amelia can give the others the news later.
>Write In.

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(Last reply of the day, last post of the thread will be tomorrow!)

>>2520132
Do both
>Headpat your sister instead of risking damage by hugging her. Then go back to sleep! You have no reason to be awake at three in the morning!
>Check your phone for messages before you sleep. If everyone's that worried about you, you should have plenty to read now. Amelia can give the others the news later.

>>2520132
>>Write In.
>Endure the hug. Pain is nothing, especially if it make your sister feel better.
>Also, I think I need to talk to Saraswati later...

>>2520150

>>2520132
>>2520150
This is good

>>2520150
supporting

>>2520150
>>2520132
This, also headpats.

>>2520150
>>2520132
This yo.

(Sorry for not drawing the hug)

“C’mere, another hug is not gonna kill me…” You open your arms and embrace your little sister in a hug! It really hurts, but she looks so happy – after the past few years, you want to see her happy more often. “Also, I think I need to talk to Saraswati later…”
“Uh? Why?” Hug stops.
“Nothing big, but I think I met her husband.”
“She’s married?!” Amelia's eyes grow huge in surprise, and her jaw drops.
“You should know this…”
“She’s really secretive for a bear, but whatever! It’s better if we go back to sleep, Nurse Calamity told me to be silent while in here at night.” She turns off the lights and gets back in her sleeping bag.
“Yeah, that sounds good. My body kind of hurts anyway. Goodnight…” Can’t feel any worse than this though. Your body's pain might end, but the loss still stings you just like it stings Philonune.
“Niiight!”

It’s a beautiful Thursday morning! Amelia is on a comfy-looking chair next to you. Did she wake up earlier? Well, she’s wearing her normal clothes now, and she brought her bear bag with her. That explains everything.

“Good morning! Did you sleep okay?” It’s like she was waiting for you to wake up. Well, not really, she has a portable console on your table.
“Pretty uneventful.” You reply, yawning.
“Take these and drink this! Nurse Calamity said they are for your recovery!”
“Sure…” Yay, pills. “Shouldn’t you be at school right now?” You check the time on your phone, and its 9:20 AM. Classes should have started more than an hour ago!
“I was supposed to stay with you until you woke up, but they don’t need to know you woke up earlier, do they?” Your mischievous sister says innocently, smiling at you. The cheeky look in her eyes tells you the truth.
“There’s nothing wrong with taking a surprise holiday, I guess. Especially after what we all went through.” After saying it it dawned on you: Didn’t Flint steal your phone during the fight? But this is still your phone! Weird. “How'd you guys find my phone?”
“Nariko had it. You lost mine, but I got a new one! Let’s exchange numbers!” Amelia takes out a new phone. It's pink all over, complete with a bear sticker. Figures.
“Sorry about that.”
“Don't worry, it was Yu Yan’s fault anyway.”

You hear someone knocking on the door. Who could that be?

“Come in.” You say without thinking.
“Huh? Nurse Calamity said she was going to check back at 9:30. I guess she was free earlier?” Amelia seems as confused as you do.

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>>2521422

The door opens, and a serious-looking injured man enters in hospital clothes, head bandaged. He has this aura of professionalism… and at the height of his pocket, a flame… A white flame.

“Hello, I hope I wasn’t interrupting – I'll need to ask you a few questions, if that's alright.” The polite man asks in a relaxed, calming voice, as if he's said these words many times before and knows them by heart. This ain’t going to be good… is it?

Sadly this is all for this week’s thread! Thanks for playing! (This week’s drawing is going to be delivered tomorrow!)

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>>2521426
Oh god damnit, not another one of you holy roller nutjobs, what's your gimmick? Already kicked a dude that had a fire and snake fetish, a jackass of a bully that beat people to near death like the fist of god, and a fucking tentacle woman that is the biggest sadistic cunt I have ever met.

>>2521456
You have to be 18 or older to browse this site.

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>>2521426
Here is this week's drawing! Nurse Calamity as a... School Nurse? I dunno.

I tried to do the Calamity family tree too, but I wanted to make sense of it and it didn't pan out as I liked.

>>2521469
He's refering to every baddy with white flames so far. All of 'em were nutjobs.

>>2523503
Fucking hell your art has come a long way