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You are Alabaster Soliloquy, Hath millionaire and reverse NTR specialist.

PREVIOUSLY:
-You visited the den of iniquity that is the Darkbloom Analytics anime club and planted the infected jump drive Camelia gave you.
-Your old friend Naruto Stackleford showed up - he's repulsive as ever - and took the jump drive for himself.
-You inadvertently saved your boss, Sable, from suicide. She asked you to serve as her proxy at a board meeting.
-You angered Mara Darkbloom, DA's COO, but won the affection of her daughter, Vivian.
-Mara revealed that she knows about your subterfuge, but isn't going to turn you in. You've never looked evil in the eye until now.
-You crushed Rose's soul by having sex with Whitney right in front of her.

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Twitter: https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy
Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/CeriseSoliloquy (content not allowed on /qst/ will go here)
Seasons 1 & 2 Index: https://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot
Fan Wiki: https://fquest.miraheze.org

Episode 1 ("A Place Further than the NHS"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2494905

Episode 2 ("Working!!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2513011

Episode 3 ("Weeaboo;Sabotage") https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2534278

Season 2 OP (version B): https://vimeo.com/197607514

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AND NOW, EPISODE 3 OF FUCK QUEST:
Ijiranaide, Camelia!
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first for we're fucked
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>>2557969
first for Camelia’s feet
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>>2557969
IT'S TIME
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>>2557974
Too late, faggot.
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October 3, 2014

You've got a spring in your step and happiness in your heart, for the first time in a long time. The results are in: Alabaster Soliloquy has defeated Rose Mallory for student council president.

The look of utter shock and humiliation on Rose's face yesterday afternoon, when the results were announced, is an image indelibly stamped in your mind. She was so dismayed that she couldn't even make a concession speech, sending one of her lickspittle secretaries to do it instead on her behalf.

After half a year of living in Rose's shadow, of dealing with her tyranny both at school and at home, you have achieved the most perfect revenge possible. You beat her at her own game, on her own turf.

Of course, your new duties in StuCo will still have to be secondary to your role as captain of North High's quiz bowl team. This is your senior year and you intend to take the team all the way to the national championship this time.

That's why, after classes end today, you head for Mr. Langley's room - where quiz bowl practice is in session - rather than the student council room on the other side of the school.

You enter to a sea of smiling faces crowding around you. Your fellow teammates congratulate you on your recent win - including Mr. Langley, who says he would have voted for you too, if only faculty was eligible to do so. You graciously accept their back-pats and plaudits.

It's when this miniature crowd disperses, that you finally see her sitting at one of the tables by herself, in front of one of the practice buzzers.

Mr. Langley notices you glowering at her. "In the spirit of reconciliation and sportsmanship--" he begins, but you cut him off - baring to him and the rest of the quiz team a side you rarely show in public:

"What the fuck are you doing here, you bitch?"

Rose smiles warmly. "Alabaster, such demeaning language..."

"Answer me."

"I decided to join the quiz bowl team. Let's go to the national competition this year, okay?"
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second for soft Rose hugging only
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>>2557985
i can't wait to tenderly love rose
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That morning, you wake up on your back with with Whitney wrapped around you: her legs locked around your waist, her arms locked around your shoulders. You extricate yourself from this dozing death-grip and get dressed for school.

You're the only one awake. The living room stinks of sex. Rose is cuddled up like a burrito, her face just barely visible and still ruddy from a marathon of ugly-crying. You're not sure exactly what you feel, looking at that pitiful face.

You gently nudge Whitney awake.

"Guhhh?" she mutters.

"I have to go back to Berkeley for my final. Are you coming too?"

She stretches luxuriously and yawns. "I have some business here in town," she says. "I'll catch up."

"Business? What business?"

"You'll see~" She boops your nose.

You're not sure you really want to.

Even though Cerise is being weird about you traveling alone, you have to get going. You don't want to fail on the last day of your semester. You hurry down to your car and hit the road.

You're on the freeway pulling 75 MPH when you notice movement in your rearview mirror. You glance back to see Camelia sitting up in your backseat.

She must have been hiding back there.

You yell - you actually yell, like a girl. You yell again when Camelia puts a revolver to your head.
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>>2557985

These storybuilding flashbacks are great
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Rose is made for loving

Camelia is your daughter from the future
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>>2557985
I am so ready to rape-fight her and then cuddle with her after
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"Calm down," she says. "You're gonna crash if you keep freaking out like that-- hey. Eyes on the road."

"Please don't shoot me," you say - not too proud to beg. "I did what you asked. I plugged in--"

"Shut your fucking pie socket," she says.

You shut up.

"I'm not going to shoot you," she says. "You're the one driving, so what do you think would happen to me if you died right now? I'm not suicidal."

"Wh-what do you want?" you say.

"Think of this like a reverse metaphor. It's a literal gun to your head to remind you that I've got a figurative gun to your head."

"I did what you asked!" You repeat. "I took the USB--"

"Will you shut the fuck up about specifics? How did you get away with the shit you did when you were younger? Don't you know your phone is bugged?"

"Bugged - by who?"

"Darkbloom. Just like he bugged every other phone on the planet."

You shake your head.

"Try it out sometime," Camelia says. "Talk about something you never talk about, then check what kind of targeted ads you get on Facebook. They are listening to you."

"Please," you say, sincerely, "for the love of god... please leave me alone. I don't want anything to do with - with whatever it is you're up to."

"Too late," Camelia says. She pulls the gun away from you head, leans back. You breathe a sigh of relief.

She takes a pack of cigarettes from her vest coat pocket and lights one up.

"Could you not--" you begin, but the icy look she gives you in the rearview warns you off completing that request.

You cough a bit while she enjoys her smoke.

"Pull over," she says. "I need to talk with you where only God can hear us."

"You're going to kill me," you say, voice cracking. It's the logical conclusion.

She rolls her eyes. "You are such a pussy... fine. Here." She lowers the window and tosses her revolver out. The car behind you swerves to avoid it as the gun clatters and skids down the asphalt - you hope no one actually realized what it was.

"Are we good now?" she says.

[ ] Pull over.
[ ] No. Keep driving.
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>>2557999
And I’m already ROCK hard.
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>>2557999
>you notice movement in your rearview mirror. You glance back to see Camelia sitting up in your backseat.

Are you fucking kidding me?

>You yell again when Camelia puts a revolver to your head.
Are you FUCKING kidding me?


Just remember guys, we're driving on the highway, she can't kill us or she dies with us.
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>>2557985
And they haven't hate fucked by now why?
Let's fix that, folks.
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>>2558009
[x] Pull over.
I wanna die while I’m this hard.
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>>2558009
[X] Pull over.
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>>2558009
[ ] Pull over.
making this psychopath my wife
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>>2558009
This girl is fucked in the head

Pull over, but don't get out with her. Leave her there
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>>2558009
[x] Pull over.
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[x] Pull over.

You stand on the shoulder of the freeway with Camelia, beneath a billboard that commands you to reelect Rep. Devin Isstein this November. "Shill," Camelia sneers, giving his 20-foot visage the bird.

"What do you want?" You say.

"First off," Camelia says, "thank you for doing the thing with the flash drive yesterday. I was starting to think you wouldn't. You missed my deadline by more than three hours."

You say nothing to this.

"Water under the bridge," she says. She tosses her cigarette butt on the ground, stomps it, and immediately lights another. "My partner was ready to burn you - release everything we have on you. I told him: give the poor guy at least until the end of business hours. I don't know why, but I trusted you. It paid off."

"Gee. Thanks."

Camelia is one of those who, when excited, motions with her hands while she talks. "Stumbling block," she says. "We've got a rootkit in Darkbloom's main network now, but the project files I'm after are either on encrypted volumes or totally air gapped. So we've got a bunch of useless inside info about their work on an AI that'll book a haircut for you - and precisely nothing on what we really want to see."

"Which is what?"

"Wouldn't you fucking like to know," Camelia says. She pauses, contemplative. "Wouldn't I fucking like to know. Your boss Sable is working on some seriously dark shit, Alabaster. I need to figure out how dark. Lurking your company's Slack isn't gonna get me there."

"You want me to sabotage my boss now," you say.

"Not at all," Camelia says. "I want you to sabotage a reporter." She pulls a newspaper cutout from her pocket. It's an article from this morning's LA Tribune. The headline reads "Darkbloom First Knew of Security Holes in 2016, Did Nothing". There's a headshot of Kay Vera, the author, in the upper lefthand corner.

"I think that woman has inside info that I don't have," Camelia says. "I own her entire digital life, but the bitch is too smart to keep her notes in digital format. Go to her - pose as a source, get close, and smuggle me her handwritten notes. It'll be faster than milking it out of that fucking crackpot Sable."

"That's a felony, I'm pretty sure," you say.

"Is it? How about burning down a high school?"

You close your eyes and sigh.

[ ] I'll do it.
[ ] I won't do it.
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>>2558009
Sorry, not about to miss my final. Can we talk in the parking lot?
[x] No. Keep driving.
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[X] Pull over
Cock is hard, body is ready, no regrets, final destination.
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>>2558044
God fucking damnit.
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>>2558009
[x] pull over
she is fucking crazy
and i love it
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>>2558042

[do it]
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>>2558042
>an AI that'll book a haircut for you
The small details, man. Amazing.

[x] I'll do it.
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>>2558042
[x] i'll do it
like we have a choice anyway
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>>2558042
[X] I won't do it.

Fuck it, we did what she wanted, we're out. Not going to let Darth Vader alter this deal.
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>>2558042
>[x] I'll do it.
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>>2558042
>[ ] I'll do it.
I, for one, wholeheartedly welcome Camelia using us as her shadowrunning bitch-slave
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>>2558042
>[x] I won't do it.
We might be her final option. Why should she make all the rules as she goes along?
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>>2558042
>[X] I'll do it.
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>[ ] I'll do it.

If we're gonna get blackmailed we should take it like a man and not pussy out.
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>>2558042
>[X] I won't do it.

I wonder if she's just playing an elaborate game of chicken just to fuck with us. Seeing how far we'll go under a credible threat.
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[x] I'll do it.

"Smart man," Camelia says. "There's hope for you yet."

She hands you a sticky note with a phone number written on it. "This is Vera's personal cell. She's in New York right now doing the talk show circuit but she'll be back in town this Sunday. Schedule a sit-down meeting at the Rutabaga Cafe. I want to personally verify that you didn't turn chickenshit and ghost the poor woman."

You take the number from her. "I'm not chickenshit," you insist.

"Oh, of course not," Camelia says, sticking out her tongue. "That's why you let all the women in your life push you around."

"I don't--"

"See you soon," she says. "And tell Rose I say hello."

You're a little weirded out that Camelia apparently wants you to leave her on the side of the highway, but you're not going to question it. The less time you spend with this sociopath, the better.

As you peel away and merge into traffic again, you see her stick her thumb into the air - hitchhiking. God help whoever picks her up.
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>>2558088
>"That's why you let all the women in your life push you around."
Burn.
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>>2558088
I love her so much. I love her so much.
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Your final exam goes about as well as it can go, given that you haven't studied for it in nearly a week, and the threat of being murdered or sent to prison looms large in your mind. Which is to say it doesn't go well at all.

You get back to work around lunchtime to finish out the back half of your day. As you pull into the parking garage, a construction-zone-orange Lamborghini roars around a corner and squeals to a stop in the spot next to you. The door lifts open and out toddles Stackleford, carrying a large bag of food from Taco Bell.

"Sup, man!" he says when he notices you (to your dismay). "You try these new nacho fries yet, Alabaster? They're the tits!"

You step out of your car. "How can you still afford that thing if you're broke?" you ask, nodding at the Lambo.

"I can't," Stackleford admits. "I'm about three months behind. I've been parking here and there to avoid the repo guy. I won't let them take Kagome from me!"

"You named your Lamborghini Kagome."

"Yeah, bro. Kagome is my waifu." He takes a packet of medium salsa from his bag of food, opens the packet with his teeth, and starts sucking on it. With a half-full mouth, he continues: "see, the word waifu is kind of a meme that means I--"

"Goddamn it, Stackleford. I know what it means."

Stackleford tosses the empty salsa packet on the concrete and dives into his bag for another. You circle the Lambo, admiring its sleekness despite yourself. But you stop at the back, noticing that Stackleford still has Nevada plates - and not just that, but the back plate is a vanity tag that reads 'MARUTO'.

"Maruto?" you say.

Stackleford joins you at the back, staring down at the plate too. "Some stupid butthole in Nevada already had a vanity plate that said Naruto, so this was the closest I could get."

"Why not replace the O in 'Naruto' with a zero or something?"

Stackleford is silent for a moment as he sucks down another sauce packet. "Shit. I wish I had thought of that."

He looks at you. "Hey, Alabaster. Are you gonna join the morning anime club? I could really use a buddy there. Nobody else seems to have the same taste as me, like you do..."

[ ] Fine, whatever.
[ ] No way.
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>>2558088
I want Camelia to bully me.
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>>2558088
god, she's such a cunt
i hope we get to break her
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>>2558101
>[x] No way.
I named my 2nd Gen 4runner Makoto.
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>>2558101
>anime club
um
[no]
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>>2558101
No way.
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>>2558101
[x] No way
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>>2558101
[X] No way fag
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[x] Fine, whatever.

We can use our knowledge from the original timeline to assume that Cerise is involved somehow.
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>>2558101
>[X] No way.
I hate Stackleford so much, mostly because he's half me.
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>>2558101
>[x] No way.
Not just no, but hell no. Not just no, but hell no. Sing it out loud and do a conga dance for emphasis if you have to.
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>>2558101
[ ] No way.
keep our schedule open for now
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[x] No way.

"No," you say, shaking your head. "No. Just - no. No."

"Are you sur--"

"No. The answer is no."

"No, as in you're sure, or no as in you're not sure--"

"Goddamn it, Stackleford."

Unable to come up with anything else to say, he instead wordlessly offers you a salsa packet. (This must be how his tribe settles disputes.) You wave it off.

"Okay, well..." he says. "well, I guess I'll see you later. Uh - call me if you want to ride in my Lambo sometime... but, uh... call me soon. I might not have it for much longer..."

As he walks away, he sounds like he's on the verge of crying.
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>>2558101

[no way]

I don't care what benefit hanging out with Stacklefuck gets us, I'm not going to torture myself by going to a godforsaken club.

Why does a huge publicly traded company building have an anime club?
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>>2558111

I named my silver Volvo S70 Yuki
TL note: Volvo means "good in snow"
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>>2558131
It's not an "official" club, it's just a group of employees who gather in the rec area to watch anime in the mornings. Like a lot of big tech campuses, DA has a lot of recreational space for employees.
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>>2558130
>As he walks away, he sounds like he's on the verge of crying.

God damn it Stackleford... ;_;
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You are no sooner back at your workstation than Alex is practically on top of you - jabbering about how Sable has given you a special assignment she wants to discuss. Alex is the only one of the 20 or so coders in the room who look at all happy. The rest are downcast and dour - owing, presumably, to the fact that Sable completely trashed all their work and started a new project with no advance warning.

"Brown-nosing faggot..." mutters one of them under their breath, looking at Alex scornfully.

"Choot," adds the one you know as Pai, whose computer you plugged the infected drive into yesterday.

Alex doesn't seem to care, or even notice their jabs; and soon he's leading you by the hand to Sable's office. His grip is loose, but warm.

Inside, Sable is as manic as she was yesterday, typing notes at a furious pace and pounding back a tall mug of black coffee. Her workstation is strewn with empty mugs.

"She hasn't left work since yesterday!" Alex whispers to you excitedly. "It's magical!"

"It's something..." you mutter, as Sable pauses long enough to knock back a few pills that you can't identify and chase it with another gulp of piping hot coffee.
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>>2558131
To entice all those faggy weeb programmers and postgrads that are fresh out of college with CS degrees and obsess about waifus ;_;
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"Ms. Guiteau, Ally's back from his test."

Sable turns. "Alabaster!" she says. "Man of the hour. Do you have a minute? What am I saying, of course you do, you don't actually do anything useful around here."

"I--"

"That's all right," she says. "I've got something to make use of your skills. Come with me."

Alex gives you two thumbs up and nods encouragingly as you follow Sable into a part of her office-slash-lab that you haven't been in before.

Sable flicks on a set of bright fluorescent lights that illuminate a surprisingly expansive area behind her PC workstations. The area is tiled and contains several workbenches covered with spare mechanical parts. On a workbench in the center sits something covered by a blanket. Sable approaches it.

"I want you to meet a special pet of mine," she says. "We call it Smatters."
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>>2558164
>"I want you to meet a special pet of mine," she says. "We call it Smatters."
Y E S
E
S
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>>2558059
>>an AI that'll book a haircut for you
>The small details, man. Amazing.
What?
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>>2558164
>"We call it Smatters."
Renee coming back soon?
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>>2558164
>"We call it Smatters"
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"A pet?" you say, uncomprehending. "Like... a rabbit something?"

"Not quite," Sable says. "Smatters is an acronym."

She wheels a small moving whiteboard in front of the countertop and uses a dry erase marker to write it out:

S.M.A.T.T.E.R.S.

Servo-Modulated All-Terrain Tracking-Exploring Robotic Sentry

"Go ahead and take a peek if you want," she says.

You reach out and tug the blanket away.

The whir of activating mechanisms greets you - tightly wound plastic gears driven by a tiny motor - and suddenly you're face to face with a quadripedal robot no bigger than the pet bunny you guessed it was.

Well... "face to face" is a bit of a misnomer. It has four dainty legs with articulated knees and feet, but no head, just a square torso with a gleaming black dome like that of a CCTV camera mounted where the neck would be.

Still, though it has no face or eyes, you can clearly sense it is looking at you. After it has unfurled its legs, stood and balanced itself on all four feet, it stays perfectly still - back angled slightly upwards, the dome of its erstwhile face pointed directly at you - regarding you - and you feel very exposed, somehow.

Then it starts to walk around the countertop. Its gait is inelegant but does the job: as it passes by a stray pencil, it tests it with one foot, rolling it a bit this way and that, then stares at it for a moment, and finally steps over it. Every step it takes is punctuated by the whir of its moving joints and the clack of its metal feet hitting the table.

"This is an important side project for the new initiative," Sable says. "I need your help perfecting it."

"Whoa," is all you can say as you watch the little thing hobble around. "You built that?"

"Sort of," Sable says. "I modified the design slightly. The concept and first prototype were the work of R--"

"This thing is so cool," you interrupt. "I can't believe it. And this is just the side project?"

Sable nods.

"I'll work on this," you say. "I'd love to. But - what's it for?"

"It's our second generation drone technology. Aerial drones can't collect enough data for what we need. We planned years ago to release land-based drones to complement the effort but could never get the path-finding right. I think you could help work out some of the bugs."

"...On my own?" you ask, suddenly uncertain.

"Definitely not!" Sable says. "I can't trust you to work without supervision, and you'll definitely need help." (You blanche a bit at her brutal candor.) "Alex will assist with the codebase - he's emphatic about working alongside you, and I need his spirits high for the work ahead. We'll also have an engineer on loan from Boston Dynamics who- ah, here he comes now." She cups her hands around her mouth. "Ken, back here, behind my desk! Come meet Alabaster."
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>>2558164
>Do you have a minute? What am I saying, of course you do, you don't actually do anything useful around here."

She has our number, that's for sure.

>"I want you to meet a special pet of mine," she says. "We call it Smatters."
Smatters!
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>>2558175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5VN56jQMWM
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>>2558183
>The concept and first prototype were the work of R--"

Aww Ms. Carte
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>>2558130
you know, over the years I've grown to love insufferable weebs like Stackleford. I find the notion of "hiding your powerlevel" smacks too much of being ashamed to say you love what you love. Fuck that. Stackleford is my fucking guy
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>>2558183
>"Sort of," Sable says. "I modified the design slightly. The concept and first prototype were the work of R--"

R--?

>"This thing is so cool," you interrupt. "I can't believe it. And this is just the side project?"

Shut up, self.
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"Howdy," says Ken, tipping his stetson hat. "Pleasure to meet you, pard'ner."

...Is this man a Japanese cowboy?

"Kenichi Takagawa," he says, extending his hand. You shake. "Feel free to call me Ken Smith." He adjusts his oversized belt buckle - mostly, you think, just to draw your attention to its existence. "Let's git 'er done, as is said in the American states."

Although his English is fairly impeccable, the accent is thick.

"My interests are western animation and firearms," Ken says. "The cultural products of America fascinate me greatly. How about you, Mr. Soliloquy sir?"

You're about to say something back when you hear shouting from the work area outside Sable's office.

You have a terrifying intuition that this might have something to do with yesterday's events. You excuse yourself, stepping out to see what the matter is.

Fazil is sitting at Pai's computer. Spancer Jardan from HR is standing beside him. A small crowd is watching the unfolding drama, and Pai is impotently arguing his case.

"This is bullshit!" Pai shouts at Spancer. "I don't know what the fuck he's talking about-- I never took any goddamn USB stick--"

"Please to calm yourself," Fazil says, typing at a command prompt. You feel ill.

Pai steps forward as if to lay a hand on Fazil, but Spancer pulls Pai back. "Please wait warmly," Spancer says. "This will take only a moment."

[ ] Scope for info: ask Fazil what's going on.
[ ] Say nothing.
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>>2558209
MOTHERFUCKING KEN-SAMA

[x] Scope for info: ask Fazil what's going on.
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>>2558209
[X] Say nothing
Hope you've got a kick ass poker face. This is a big company and they'll never know who did it as long as you don't give yourself away.
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>>2558209
>[ ] Scope for info: ask Fazil what's going on.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2558209
>[ ] Say nothing.
Blend with the onlookers. Don't draw attention.
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>>2558209
A WESTABOO
THIS IS INCREDIBLE

[TALK TO SECOND BEST BOY]
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>>2558209

[x] say nothing

Don't raise any suspicions
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>>2558209
>"Please wait warmly," Spancer says. "This will take only a moment."

Is Spancer OP Studios' self insert?

[X] Say nothing
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>>2558209
[x] Scope for info: ask Fazil what's going on.
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>>2558209
>[ ] Scope for info: ask Fazil what's going on.
Holy shit we have a reverse weaboo? I already love Ken

Also is Fazil also in R&D?
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>>2558209
>[x] Say nothing.
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>>2558209
>[X] Say nothing.
We know what's going on.
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>>2558209
>[X] Scope for info: ask Fazil what's going on.
Let's play it cool though.
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>>2558209
I miss GBJP.
>[x] Say nothing.
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>>2558209
>[X] Say nothing.
Holy shit, as soon as I read Ken this was what I was expecting and it happened.
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>>2558189
Thanks.
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>>2558239
>Also is Fazil also in R&D?

No, he works for Cerise. He's probably down here because this is sketchy and raised some flags
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>>2558209
You keep 1-upping yourself.
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>>2558209
>[ ] Scope for info: ask Fazil what's going on.
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>>2558257
You're welcome. I probably should also have said that it's something recent.
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>>2558209

>[ ] Scope for info: ask Fazil what's going on.
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>[x] Scope for info: ask Fazil what's going on.

Closing, writing.
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(in the meantime, enjoy the theme of Ken!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ZPwxeE6n0
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>>2558275
the song of his people
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>[x] Scope for info: ask Fazil what's going on.

"Ala-bast-or!" Fazil says. "Nice to be seeing you. Please hold on just oooone--"

He trails off, turns back to the PC, and types some more at the command prompt.

Finally seeming to find what he was looking for, he looks over at Spancer and nods.

"Please come with me," Spancer says to Pai.

"I refuse to be--" Pai begins.

"I insist," says Spancer, putting both hands on both of of Pai's shoulders. He leads Pai out, largely against his will.

You don't think you're ever going to see him again.

Fazil powers down Pai's workstation, unplugs the tower, and takes it with him. "Walk with me!" He says. You follow him down the halls.

"Cerise is a great boss," Fazil says, walking alongside you. "For past several days I think to myself - why does she not assign any tasks? Then I think: a-ha! She wants us to define our workflow ourselves. I respect that management style. It takes much trust."

He stops, turns, and looks at you.

"So what, uh... what workflow did you define?" You ask.

"I was busy taking images of the affected servers when I heard some guards talking about a suspicious USB drive someone found," he says. "Hackers who cannot access the network remotely will often use such subterfuge! Very strange timing to be seeing strange devices on campus. Yes? So I think to do some network analysis. And unbelievable! There is a rootkit in our network! Dating to yesterday."

You gulp.

"I think, what horrible tricks! I will trace this. And so I did. Mr. Pai has broken protocol by plugging in the suspicious drive. Our entire company, at risk, for a television program named Naruto!"

"That's- really awful," you say.

"He will be terminated at once," Fazil says, solemn. "Meanwhile, I am hard at work doing a quarantine on the rootkit. Hard work, very hard indeed, Ala-bast-or. I hope Cerise will see this and say to herself - I am pleased with the work of Fazil."

"I'm sure she will be," you say, laying a reassuring hand on his shoulder.

"Huzzah, as is said!" Fazil replies. You let him go the rest of the way to the elevator on his own.

You stand there alone in the hallway for a long time, ruminating on how close you came to losing everything. If you hadn't thought to plug in the drive to someone else's computer...

No use stewing over could-have-beens, though.
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>>2558275
When I listen to this song I imagine the shooter that was foreshadowed last chapter just entered the R&D room only to be stopped by Ken pulling out his revolver and saving the day. Am I the only one
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>>2558315
>"He will be terminated at once,"
Shit. Dodged a bullet here.
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Near the end of business, you stop by Cerise's office to talk about what Fazil found.

"Jesus Christ," she says. "I might solve this hack by accident..."

"You already have--" you begin. But it's best not to talk about specifics while you're in the heart of the beast. You leave it at that.

"Well. I'll tell Fazil he's doing bang-up work," Cerise says.

"Maybe you should fire him instead," you say. "There's good, and then there's too good. Do you realize what almost happened just now?"

Cerise is mulling this over when her office door opens and Rose barges in.

"There you are," Cerise says. "Decided to finally show up, huh? Where the fuck were you all day?"

She's breathless and her hair is a little mussed. "I need to speak to Alabaster. Alone - for your own safety."

[ ] Go with her.
[ ] You can talk with Cerise here.
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>>2558345
>[x] Go with her.
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>[ ] Go with her.

Watch out for tasers though.
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>>2558345
>[X] Go with her.
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>>2558315
He’s fucking up our plan but Jesus, what a pure boy.
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>>2558345
>[X] Go with her.

We're getting locked in a basement, chained to the radiator, aren't we?
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>>2558345
>[X] Go with her.
She's probably going to fuck us up but eh.
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>>2558345
Rose doesn't look like she's playing around right now.
[X] Go with her.
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>>2558345
[x] Go with her.
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>>2558345
>[X] Go with her.
Oh my.
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>>2558345
>[X] Go with her.
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>>2558345
>[ ] Go with her.
ah, I've been waiting for this
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>>2558316
>the shooter that was foreshadowed last chapter
It's fucking weird reading that an thinking that a problem other people have then I can't walk my dog on the dog walking path I like to take because the cops were swarming the place, due to a fucking active shooter.
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>>2558345
Oh fuck I don't think I'm ready for this
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>>2558345
Ready yo go down.
>[x] Go with her.
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>>2558345

>go with her
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>>2558354
Oh and we should probably leave our phones.
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>[x] Go with her.

You stand in the hall leading to the cubicle farm where Cerise's team is stationed.

"I found out where Camelia lives," Rose says in hushed tones. "I followed her this morning."

"Oh wow," you say. "You actually did something useful. So where does she--" you pause, as a realization hits you. "Wait a second... if you were following her, that means..."

"Here's the address," Rose says, trying to hand you a slip of paper.

"You were following me?" You say. "What the fuck, Rose? Why? Fucking stalker."

This isn't the first time Rose has followed you around - it was a perennial problem when you were younger - but you thought she was over such childish games.

"Don't lose track of what's important," Rose says. "This is a major discovery--"

"Why the hell were you following me?"

"Will you shut up about that?" Rose cries. She stomps her foot, sending her giant tits jiggling. "I found your extortionist! No need to thank me, Alabaster, just doing all the shit you're incapable of! As usual!"

You point at her. "You creep me out, Rose - for real."

"I'm going to that address," Rose says. "I scoped the place out, and it looks like Camelia is gone - for now, anyway. This is our chance to find out what she's up to. Are you coming or not?"

"Absolutely not," you say.

Rose shrugs and turns to leave, just like that. But you're not done with this conversation, so you reach out and grab her wrist to stop her.

"Don't," Rose says.

"This isn't your problem to deal with," you say. "Give me the address."

"No."

"Give me--"

"No--!"

You get into a little tussle for the slip of paper that Rose now suddenly wants to keep for herself. You shove each other back and forth, with increasing force, and the only reason things don't really explode is because Fazil walks by.

"Is all ok?" He asks.

"Fine, we're fine," Rose insists, slightly winded.

"Yeah..." you say. "It's all good."

"Good!" Fazil says. "Good is good." He exits to his cubicle, apparently unperturbed by mild workplace violence.

"I'm going," Rose whispers. "You can't stop me."

[ ] Stop her.
[ ] Can't let you mess this up. I'm going too.
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>>2558345
>[x] Go with her.
You look like shit. Did you fall off the treadmill again?
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>>2558380
[X] Stop her
Rose is gonna get herself fucking killed walking right into some sort of decoy.
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>>2558380
>[x] Go with her
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>>2558380
>[X] Can't let you mess this up. I'm going too.
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>>2558380
[x] Stop her.
We can't just go without a plan. Camelia probably knows that Rose followed her.
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>>2558380
[x] Can't let you mess this up. I'm going too.
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>>2558380
>[X] Stop her.
This doesn't seem like a good idea right now.
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>>2558380
[x] go

Even if we stop her now, she’ll just go on her own later. We must protect.
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>>2558380
>[X] Stop her.
Camelia already knows that Rose was following her and Alabaster, so probably that address is fake or a trap. Not the good kind of trap.
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>>2558380
[x] Stop her.

Bitch had a gun and wasn't afraid to use it. Slow down.
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>>2558380
>[x] Stop her.
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>>2558380
>[X] Can't let you mess this up. I'm going too.

We're going to find out she was just a chuuni this whole time
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>>2558380
>[x] Stop her.
No wonder Camelia said say hello to Rose. She knows she was followed. We should say as much to her at least.
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>>2558380
>[ ] Stop her
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>>2558380
>Good is good
Fazil is so wise.

>[X] Stop her.
I really don't want to involve Rose more than we have to.
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>>2558380

>[x] Can't let you mess this up. I'm going too.

Gotta find those clues
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>>2558380
>[x] I’m going too
I want this but I know there’s no way she doesn't know we’re coming.
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>>2558380
>[X] Stop her.
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>[x] Stop her.

Closing, writing. (close vote!)
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>>2558380
>Stop her
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>>2558380

[x] stop her

Gotta come up with a plan, first
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Reminder that after tonight, FQ2 is 1/3 finished and the counters are still at 1/8 and 0/1.
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>>2558451

It's always like this, it gets a lot faster the further in we go

Remember, OP Studios has a plan, and it involves us waiting warmly
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>>2558451
1/3 finished? What gives you that idea?
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>[x] Stop her.

Can't stop me, your ass. You can definitely stop her.

You grab both her wrists this time, wheel her around and tackle her to the ground. She lands on her back, a soft cushion beneath your weight.

"Alabaster--!!"

"Listen to me, you dumb cunt," you hiss, your face inches from hers. Forcefulness like this is the only way to get things through her thick skull. "Camelia knows you tailed her. She mentioned you by name when we were on the side of the freeway."

Rose's expression is hard to read - something between indignation and embarrassment.

"We can't go in without some kind of plan," you tell her. "Walking right up to her doorstep after she's seen you following her... are you kidding me?"

"I'm not afraid of her," Rose says. She raises her neck as far off the ground as she can, sneering at you, so close you can smell the mint on her breath. "I'm not afraid of you, either."

You become acutely aware that you're lying on top of Rose in a very public hallway, holding her down by her arms, your face pressed against hers. There's really no reason for you to continue your conversation this way, and every reason not to, but you do anyway.

"Rose, she held a gun on me. She's crazy."

"All the more reason for us to figure out exactly what she's doing."

"And then what?"

"I don't know. Kill her, I guess."

You sit up on your haunches, keeping Rose pinned beneath you. Sometimes there's no reasoning with her.

"Come with me," Rose says. "If we're not going to go to Camelia's... there's something at mom and dad's that might help. We need to defend ourselves at least."

[ ] Go.
[ ] No - head back home to Cerise's apartment.
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>>2558451
>It'll finish
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>>2558461
>[ ] No - head back home to Cerise's apartment.
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>>2558461
>[x] Go.
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>>2558461
>[X] Go.
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>>2558451
At the rate things are developing, we may be headed for a 2 cour run.
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>>2558461
[x] Go
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>>2558461
[X] Go.
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>>2558472
>At the rate things are developing, we may be headed for a 2 cour run.

ONCE AGAIN OP STUDIOS SAVES THE DAY
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>>2558461
If there's anything that can protect us from crazy lady with guns it's the second amendment. We need to pay Mr. Mallory a visit.
[X] Go.
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>>2558461
>[ ] Go.

>>2558472
<3
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>>2558461
[x] Go.
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>>2558461

[x] Head back to Cerise's apartment

Plan with her
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>>2558461
>[x] Go.
Don't let her out of your sight.
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>>2558461
>[x] Go.
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>[x] Go.

Closing, writing.
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>[x] Go.

Maybe she has some kind of wizarding staff
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>>2558461
>[x] Go.
>there's something at mom and dad's that might help
More pepper spray?
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>>2558472
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>>2558461

[X] Go

I think we're getting a taser.
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November 11, 2014

You and Rose stayed behind after quiz bowl practice ended - ostensibly to study some more for the upcoming regional competition - but the real motivation was to have it out.

You two might be the star players, appearing to all the world as a well-oiled machine and trouncing the other schools at every match you attend together - but in private, you still haven't warmed at all to each other. In fact, your relationship has only deteriorated the longer you've been in close daily proximity.

Today, it started with a simple exchange of pointed verbal barbs - but of course, it escalated.

Now you and Rose lie in two broken heaps in the middle of the ruined classroom.

Desks and tables, papers and books lie scattered; a filing cabinet is tipped on its side and badly dented; the whiteboard is cracked from the force of shoving Rose into it.

You're bleeding, not just a little, from several gashes on your face, your arms, and your back where Rose clawed you. She's bleeding from where you bit her on both the shoulder and the tummy in a blind rage. You and Rose are both bruised all over - your head is throbbing, she clutches at her kidneys and groans, both of you have twisted ankles and some possibly-fractured digits.

You're not sure who got the worst of it: you, when Rose latched onto your shoulders and beat you upside the head with a thick textbook, or Rose, when you got her pinned to the floor and landed a barrage of vicious punches centered right on her belly button.

Call it a tie game. (But at least you didn't piss yourself. You think.)

The coppery smell of blood hangs in the air - tinged with something else you can't identify, but which much later you will come to know as female arousal.

You're on your back, gasping for air, dazed. From the corner of your eye, you see Rose rise onto her hands and knees, wobbling, and try to crawl the short distance to where you are. She doesn't make it - she collapses, her chin bonking hard on the wood floor. She flops onto her back like a dying fish.

You're slow on the uptake right now - she's already hit the ground again before you react to seeing her move towards you - you swat at the air as if to fend her off, but she's already down for the count.

"We can't... keep doing this..." Rose pants.

"I'm not... going to let... you win..." you pant back.

"Fu-- ghh--" she grits her teeth through the pain-- "fuck you."

You muster the last of your strength to do what Rose couldn't: you crawl over to her. You intend to give her one last smack or something - you're not entirely sure - but when you get there, your muscles fail. You turn to jelly and fall atop her like a blanket.

You lie there like that, wrapped over her, for several long moments.

"Are you fucking cuddling me right now?" Rose says.

"No." (Voice muffled by her breasts.)

"Get off of me, Alabaster."

"I can't..."

It feels like perhaps half an hour passes before Rose finally speaks again.

"Today was fun," she says.
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>>2558472

You're just really swell, you know that?
Here, have a Yuki with a ponytail
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>>2558498
Y E S
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>>2558498
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>>2558498
>"Are you fucking cuddling me right now?" Rose says.

I for one, enjoy a nice cuddle after intense physical altercations. Really helps the whole thing, even if it can be awkward sometimes. Especially if they don't want to cuddle afterwards.
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>>2558498
>Rose Malloryona
Dunno if it's intentional, but goddamnit OP Studios.
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>>2558498
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/54/4f/544f8bc456c0619be4efa373b35ad9fd.jpg?e=1526269394&m=1_lg0m_QsKILtFa3vLzEtQ

I figured someone would want the uncensored link.
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So was Rose a SJW 4 years ago in this timeline? Did she go SJW just to piss off Ally as some form of affection?
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Rose breezes right past her dad, who's enjoying a cup of coffee and reading the newspaper in the den of the Mallory home. She makes a beeline for her bedroom upstairs.

"Hi, Mr. Mallory," you say - you're polite enough to at least give him the time of day.

"Giving 'em hell at Darkbloom?" He asks.

"Sort of..."

"Rose has that look in her eye again," he says, taking another sip. "You two up to something? Wait - don't tell me! What I don't know won't hurt me!"

"Err--"

He laughs. "Be careful, you two."

He flips through the paper a bit, and then - as if changing the subject, he mentions off-handedly: "There's an article today about increasing rates of birth defects in California. Really spooky stuff. I'd hate if I ended up having a child with some sort of deformity, wouldn't you? Really have to be careful, you know?"

"Right..."

You pass by without prolonging the awkward conversation. He occasionally makes pointed remarks to you like that - it weirds you out.
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>>2558527

Never had to put up with this kind misguided nonsense when dad was around.
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>>2558527
“Please bang my daughter.”
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>>2558544
It's better then them living out some power fantasy by pretending we live in the third world and death threats are ok.
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>>2558544
Isn't he saying the opposite?
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>>2558527
>I'd hate if I ended up having a child with some sort of deformity, wouldn't you?

Oh god, does Rose in this timeline have a penis?
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>>2558527
Does he... Oh my. He wants us to use protection.
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>>2558551
Could be telling them to use contraception.
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>>2558551
everyone in this universe wants to fuck Rose.

>>2558549
tfw no gf that’ll pin me to a wall and jerk me off with a blade to my neck
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>>2558560
*wants us to fuck Rose
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>>2558563
Look man. Can't fault the world for liking big tiddies.
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>>2558560
>everyone in this universe wants to fuck Rose.
That's pretty hot.
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In her bedroom, you find Rose on her knees at the safe beside her bed.

Of course.

She finishes entering the combo and the door pops open. Inside, there's a small cache of weapons. She takes a pistol out and checks the magazine to ensure it's loaded. Satisfied, she puts the gun in the waistband of her skirt, tugs her blouse up to cover it, and goes digging again.

"Do you remember the firing range I went to with dad every weekend back in high school?" She says.

"Of course."

"Remember how you were too much of a wuss to ever tag along?"

"Now hold on--"

She hands you a pistol. It's cold and awkward but surprisingly not very heavy in your hands.

"You don't have a choice now," she says. "You and Cerise need to learn how to shoot."

For all of Rose's left-wing leanings, one odd quirk of hers is her love of guns - a habit picked up from her father, a lawyer. Once a defense attorney, now he does work for the ACLU, and he is definitely an absolutist on every Constitutional amendment. (You should listen to him get going on the issue of quartering soldiers when he's drunk.)

Rose reaches under her bed now and pulls out a long, hard black plastic case. Clacking it open, she reveals a sawed-off shotgun.

"I don't think that's legal," you tell her.

"Fuck legal," she says. She clacks it closed and hauls it up over her shoulder by the strap. "And speaking of that - don't you dare leave the house again if you aren't carrying. Do you understand me?"

"You want me to carry this gun with me to work?"

"Yes I do, Alabaster. Do you think Camelia is going to pay attention to the little sign on the entrance that says DA is a gun-free campus?"

[ ] That's too dangerous. I won't carry at work.
[ ] All right - it can't be helped.
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>>2558597
[X] That's too dangerous. I won't carry at work.

Don't we have to pass through a metal detector or something? I don't think we'll get away with this.
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>>2558597
>[ ] All right - it can't be helped.
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>>2558597
Ally is the Good Guy With A Gun.
>[x] shouganai
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>>2558597
>[X] That's too dangerous. I won't carry at work.
Let's not give Mara more options to fuck us.
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>>2558597
[X] Shouganai
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>>2558597
>one odd quirk of hers is her love of guns

>[x] All right - it can't be helped.
It's time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffl4HDp-_S4
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>>2558597
>[x] That's too dangerous. I won't carry at work.

How do you expect us not to get busted, woman? Leave the gun in the car? Camilla can get it whenever she wants.

Also, those Mami pictures are criminally cute.
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>>2558597
>[x] That's too dangerous. I won't carry at work.
It's like she wants us to be fired. At least train us first.
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>>2558615
>How do you expect us not to get busted, woman?
For real.
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>>2558597
[x] That's too dangerous. I won't carry at work.
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>>2558597
[X] All right - it can't be helped.

Gunz gunz gunz babee
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>>2558597

[x] Yosh - 仕方がない

And Rose living up to her portrait is making me erect
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>>2558597
>[x] That's too dangerous. I won't carry at work.
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>>2558597
>[x] That's too dangerous. I won't carry at work.
I'll trust on Mr. Ken Smith if a shooting happens
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[x] too dangerous

Do t be retarded guys.
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>>2558597
>[x] All right - it can't be helped.
This is a necessity
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>>2558597
>[x] That's too dangerous. I won't carry at work.
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>[ ] All right - it can't be helped.

Our combat capabilities don't seem good enough to outweigh the danger of a random bag search, but I'm sure we can think of something in a pinch.
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>[x] That's too dangerous. I won't carry at work.

Closing, writing. (Another close vote!)
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>>2558597
>[X] That's too dangerous. I won't carry at work.
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>>2558646
Oh thank god.
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>>2558646
Useless as always, Alabaster Soliloquy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9-jAdbvRHQ
It was a good try, lads
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>>2558515
>tfw you went a season and a half without noticing the pun
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>>2558515
Seems like quite a stretch to me.
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>[x] That's too dangerous. I won't carry at work.

Rose frowns.

"I mean, thanks for arming me and all," you say, "but--"

Rose slaps you.

You reel back, smarting.

"Excuse me?" You say.

She slaps you again. You step back from her range of motion, wild-eyed.

"Slapping me won't change anything!" You shout. "DA has metal detectors at every single entrance, you stupid--"

Rose tries to slap you again but this time, you intercept it. You swat her hand away.

"Don't you dare," you say when the look on her face seems to signal that she's going to do something else.

"Or what?" Rose says, tauntingly.

You step forward now, looming over her.

"Big man," she sneers. "Are you going to hit me now?"

"No. You'd like that too much."

"In your fucking dreams, Alabaster. Misogynist pig." She shoves you, but it doesn't budge you - you're standing your ground on this one.

Instead, you push her, step by step, using your chest and your own weight to force her backwards. Eventually she's up against her own bed, but you don't stop there - and now her knees are bending, and now she's sitting.

"You think we're some kind of even match," you say, "but the only reason is because I let you bully me around. I could stop all of this in a second if I really wanted to."

"Why don't you, then, if you're so great?"

"It's because I pity you," you say. "You're a sad, pathetic person."

"You're one to talk!" she cries. "You make me sick! Little fucking virgin who sits around whacking his dick to anime all day!"

"Not anymore," you say.

"Whitney doesn't count," she says, but the crack in her voice tells you that Rose understands it most certainly does. "She's more like a feral bitch than a human being. I already told you three years ago, Alabaster--"

"Yeah, yeah," you say. "And I told you three years ago that if it was going to happen, it would be because I raped you. Or did you forget that part?"

"You're too chickenshit." (There's that accusation again. It really grates.) "You wouldn't be able to get it up."

[ ] Prove her wrong.
[ ] No - you don't get pick when it happens.
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>>2558515
>Malloryona
I don't get it
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>>2558705
>[ ] No - you don't get pick when it happens.
Deny her. She's trying to goad us into it. Make her work for it. Hell, make her rape US.
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>>2558705
[X] PROVE HER WRONG

HERE WE GO BOYS
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>>2558705
[X] No
Snap out of it Ally! Raping armed women is never wise!
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>>2558705
>[X] No - you don't get pick when it happens.
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>>2558705
>Prove her wrong.
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>>2558705
[X] No - you don't get pick when it happens.

This is b8.

>>2558707
The last part. Ryona. The fetish.
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>>2558705
>[x] Prove her wrong.

Give her what she wants.
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>>2558705
>[x] No - you don't get pick when it happens.
That's kind of defeating the purpose. Besides, her dad's downstairs.
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>>2558705
[ ] No - you don't get pick when it happens.
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>>2558705
>[x] Prove her wrong.
YES
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>>2558705

[x[ Prove her wrong

Angry sex time
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>[X] Prove her wrong
Only took us like three years!
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>>2558705
>[X] No - you don't get pick when it happens.
The bitch has guns and her father is downstairs, not a great time.
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>>2558705
I think we can give her what she wants just this once.
>[x] Prove her wrong.
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>>2558472
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>>2558705
>[ ] Prove her wrong.
Let's throw her a bone here.
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>>2558705
[x]No - you don't get pick when it happens.

If she wants it, it’s pointless. It must be when she isn’t trying to get it.
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>[ ] No - you don't get pick when it happens.

but then later

>>[ ] Prove her wrong.
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>>2558705
[X] No - you don't get pick when it happens.

Nothing would upset her more
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>>2558705
>"You're too chickenshit." (There's that accusation again. It really grates.)

You know this really reminds me of Back to the Future. Except with foul language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlhDW89Bid0
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>[X] No - you don't get pick when it happens.

Closing, writing. (And you have excellent instincts for mindbreak. Sasuga, /FQ/.)
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>>2558765
I swear to god if Rose doesn't rape us right now
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>>2558765
>(And you have excellent instincts for mindbreak. Sasuga, /FQ/.)

I don't know if I should be flattered by this or not
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>[x] No - you don't get pick when it happens.

Rose looks like an animal caught in a trap when you step back, shrugging, and tell her no. Her expression is an admixture of confusion and rage.

"N-no?" She says. "What does that mean? No what?"

"No," you repeat. "I know what you're trying to do, and the answer is no. It's not going to happen on your schedule. I already told you that."

"Y-you... You limp-dicked, useless piece of--"

"Whatever," you say, stepping out of her room.

"I hate you!" Rose cries after you.

But of course, she's following you downstairs just a few seconds later.
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>>2558767
Calm down, beast. Sate your lust.
https://exhentai.org/g/854418/02cb6d8142/
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>>2558779
Keikaku doori.
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>>2558779
I shouldn't feel blueballed but I do
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>>2558779
Those Mami pictures sneak into my heart and make me a soft man.
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>>2558783
oh shit, thanks
reading through fq season 1 has had me yearning for a good mami tomoe bdsm doujin for weeks
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>>2558798
Would you say that Mami is too moe?
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>>2558809
Mami is the moest.
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That evening, you and Cerise get a quick primer on gun safety from Rose. You feel marginally safer sleeping with guns at your side - and at least one person who knows how to use them.

In the morning, after you push through the small (and smaller by the day) crowd of protesters with Rose, you're surprised to see Whitney sitting on the fountain in front of Darkbloom Analytics.

She's got on attire way more professional than you're used to seeing her wear - a button-down and pants, which weirdly enough, really suit her.

"What are you doing here?" You say.

Whitney's face brightens as soon as she sees you. She jumps up - just in time to avoid getting nailed in the ass by the same water spigots on the fountain's bottom tier that nailed you last week.

"Guess who's got two thumbs and a new job as a rent-a-cop!" She says. She points at herself with both thumbs. "This bitch!"

"You - got a job here?" You say.

"B'duhhh," Whitney says. "That's what I'm telling you. I interviewed yesterday and--"

She gets cut off by Rose, who strides forward with a wide-eyed expression and grabs Whitney by the ears. "You cannot work here," Rose says. Whitney tries to pull back, but Rose tightens her grip and stares deeply into Whitney's eyes, insistent. "Are you listening to me? You cannot work here. It isn't safe."

Whitney searches Rose's eyes for a moment, searching for some kind of meaning in this warning, and settles on this: "You think you can take Ally away from me if you get to work alone with him all summer? You're even dumber than I thought, Rose!"

Rose steps back, shakes her head. "I can't deal with this," she says. "Tell her, Alabaster. Don't let her work here." She stomps off, leaving you with Whitney.

"Dummy," Whitney sneers as she watches her depart.

[ ] Rose is right. You can't work here. Sub-choice: [explain] / [do not explain]
[ ] This place is dangerous. Stay out of trouble if you're going to work here.
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>>2558783
slut
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>>2558816
[ ] she can't work here and explain why
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>>2558816
>[ ] This place is dangerous. Stay out of trouble if you're going to work here.
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>>2558816
>[ ] This place is dangerous. Stay out of trouble if you're going to work here.
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>>2558816
[X] Can't work here and explain
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>>2558816
[X] Rose is right. You can't work here.
[X] Explain
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>>2558816
>[X] Rose is right. You can't work here. Sub-choice:
>[explain]
Must protec tomboy gf.
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>>2558816
>[x] Rose is right. You can't work here. Sub-choice: [explain]

Because she's totally going to listen to the second choice. Then kiss her goodbye so Rose can see. Really see.
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>>2558816
You should probably tell her Rose has a mind to shoot the place up
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>>2558816
>[X] Rose is right. You can't work here.
>[X] Explain

Whitney is a good girl but honestly a bit of a liability for what's going on here.
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>>2558816
>[x] Rose is right
>>>[x] explain
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>>2558816
>[X] Rose is right. You can't work here.
>Sub-choice: [explain]
Can we do it so we try to get her back towards the women's soccer team?
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>[x] Rose is right / explain

Closing, writing.
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>>2558816
>[X] This place is dangerous. Stay out of trouble if you're going to work here.
Whitney is a strong girl.
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>>2558816
>[X] This place is dangerous. Stay out of trouble if you're going to work here.
I don't think Whitney knows the meaning of the words "stay out of trouble" but I don't see much chance of Punished Asuka trying to attack our offices or anything. If she just wanted to blow the place up she would've done so already. And it's not like she doesn't already know about Whitney.

Also, if we tell her no she's just gonna do it anyway :V
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>>2558843
If Rose caught us sneaking into the janitor's closet with Whitney, she really might shoot up the place.
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>>2558816
>[ ] This place is dangerous. Stay out of trouble if you're going to work here.
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>>2558852
I doubt she's going to listen.
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>>2558816
[x] This place is dangerous. Stay out of trouble if you're going to work here.
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>>2558816
>grabs Whitney by the ears.
It actually takes surprisingly little effort to rip off an ear.

Same for the lips.
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Really it's more dangerous for the Darkbloom and/or Camelia factions, especially considering how much succubus energy she's been storing up.
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>>2558895
Where did the succubus thing come from?

Wouldn't she have bigger tits?
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>>2558895
I want Camelia to go counter-succubus on Whitney!
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>[x] Rose is right. You can't work here. Sub-choice: [explain]

Swallowing your pride, you utter a phrase you never wanted to: "Rose is right--"

"What." Whitney says.

"It's - really complicated," you say. "Let me explain."

You give her the Cliff's Notes version of recent events.

"I see," Whitney says as you finish up. "So... you let Rose in on all of this crazy bullshit, but not me."

"I'm letting you in on it now," you say, frustrated. "Anyway, that's not the point."

"Of course not!" Whitney says, shaking herself out of her own momentary jealousy. "The real problem is this Camelia bitch who's raw-dogging you."

"Who's - what, now?"

"I won't let that dumb slut raw-dog my Ally!" Whitney says. She pounds a fist into her palm for effect.

"I think you mean mad-dog," you say. "I hope you mean mad-dog."

"If you're in danger like this, isn't this the best place for me?" Whitney says. "I could protect you!"

"No," you say. "I don't--" you grimace, abashed at saying something so sappy: "I don't want you in danger, too."

Whitney's smile could melt the arctic ice sheet. She hugs you, then stands on tiptoes for a kiss.

"But..." she says. "There's another problem. I-- kind of dropped out already."

Your heart thuds in your chest. "Whitney-- you cannot be serious--"

"I... I had to. I already failed," she says. Her eyes well up with tears. "I failed two of my classes this semester. I was going to get kicked off the soccer team anyway, so what's the point of staying? And, and - Ally - college just isn't for me. It's time for me to get a career. Don't you think?"

She looks up at you, smiling through her tears.

"Can't you work somewhere else?" You say. "If it has to be like that."

"I could," Whitney says. "But then I wouldn't be with you."

"Geez..."

She sniffles back her tears and wipes her nose with the back of her palm (ladylike as ever).

"I understand," she says. "But you could really use me on your side. You don't want Rose to be the last thing standing between you and death! And let's face it, Cerise is almost as big of a loser as you, so she wouldn't be much help either..."

You're not sure what to say.

"I'll call you later," Whitney says. "We'll talk then. I have to - I have to, uh, go move my shit out of my dorm."

"Where are you gonna go?" You ask.

"Oh, that's already settled. I got a great sublease from a really cool chick here in town."

"That sounds sketchy," you say.

"It's not. You already know her." Whitney winks at you. "Her name is Alex Best."
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>>2558907
>"The real problem is this Camelia bitch who's raw-dogging you."
>"Who's - what, now?"
>"I won't let that dumb slut raw-dog my Ally!" Whitney says. She pounds a fist into her palm for effect.
I actually laughed.
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>>2558907
>END OF EPISODE 4
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>>2558899

In the original outline for season 2, Whitney was going to be revealed to be a half-succubus. The lore was pretty interesting, although it's probably not canon for this timeline.
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>>2558917

Fuck you?
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Inside, you swipe your badge at the security checkpoint and make your way towards the elevators.

That's when you hear a commotion at the front. You turn and see two men in FBI jackets striding purposefully past the checkpoint, too.

They're musclebound bruisers and both have grim looks on their faces.

They're marching straight for you.
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>>2558907
Best Price for flat.
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>>2558927
OH SHIT
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>>2558927
I'm happy we don't have the gun on us.
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>>2558927
FUCK
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>>2558933
will be pushed in
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The elevator behind you dings and slides open.

Out strides a woman in business-wear, hauling a man you recognize as Thaddeus McMichael - the company's privacy chief.

He's in handcuffs.

The woman - a plainclothes agent, apparently - hands custody off to her two scary-looking colleagues. As more agents appear at the front entrance and a crowd of rubberneckers begins to gather, you hear one of the agents read out the charges, not ten feet away.

"...under arrest for the possession, distribution and creation of child pornography, the enticement of a minor into lewd sexual acts, multiple violations of the Mann act..."

Thaddeus hangs his head in shame.

Up above, on the mezzanine of the second floor, David Darkbloom and Mara Darkbloom stand side-by-side, watching the events transpire. Both look severely displeased, to say the least. They share a conversation you can't overhear.

The sudden dissipation of the nauseous terror in your gut - the realization that you are a free man for at least one more day - leaves you shaking with spare adrenaline that you don't know what to do with. Your arms and legs feel like rubber. You turn and walk away on uncertain legs, trying not to look suspicious, and find a restroom to go vomit.
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>>2558940
>MAD MAN
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>>2558927
m-maybe they're just taking the elevator...
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>>2558940
Damn. Even in two different fictional scenarios, Thad still can't catch a break.
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You spend an uneventful day at work getting to know "Ken Smith" a little better and learning some more about how SMATTERS works. Ken demos some of its functionality to you and an aghast Alex. His childlike joy as he watches the thing walk and run around the lab floor is a bit infectious.

In between these moments, Ken waxes poetic about his favorite cartoon shows - The Simpsons, Hey Arnold, Doug and of course classic Looney Tunes, to name just a few. (Just a few. He won't shut up about cartoons.)

Alex is eager to get SMATTERS hooked up to a PC and port the machine code over for you to pick through. When he finally gets his chance, you make small talk with him.

"I heard Whitney is moving in with you," you say.

"Uh-huh! Ms. Whitney -- um, Whitney needed a place to stay, so I thought I'd give her my spare bedroom."

"Very thoughtful of you."

"It's the least I could do. Ms.-- um, Whitney's been so nice to me. I really like her a lot. And since she's going to be working here too, it only makes sense!"

"Uh--" you say. "She might not be working here after all." (Best to break the news now.)

"What? Why not?"

"I'm - trying to get her to go back to school," you explain - half a lie, but there's no way you can tell Alex what's really going on.

"That's really too bad," Alex hums. "We could have been an unstoppable team!"

You can only shrug.

Soon, 5:00 PM is approaching, and with it, the end of the day.

[ ] Go hang out with Whitney and Alex.
[ ] Go home, hang out with Rose and Cerise.
[ ] Wildcard: Get to know Sable better.
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>>2558940
Thaddeus McMichael claimed it was a joke.
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>>2558979
>[ ] Wildcard: Get to know Sable better.
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>>2558979
>[ ] Go hang out with Whitney and Alex.
Remember the present Whitney bought for Alex? Time we took it for a test drive.
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>>2558979
>[X] Go hang out with Whitney and Alex.
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>>2558979
Shit, guaranteed threesome, or verbal abuse from Sable. This is a difficult choice, but

[X] Go hand out with Whitney and Alex
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2558979
>[X] Wildcard: Get to know Sable better.
I'm a gambling man.
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>>2558979
>[ ] Go home, hang out with Rose and Cerise.
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>>2558979
[ ] I want Sable and I want her now
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>>2558979
[X] Go hang out with Whitney and Alex
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[ ] Wildcard: Get to know Sable better.
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>[x] Go home, hang out with Rose and Cerise.

Gotta spread out those bonding events.
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>>2558979
[x] Wildcard: Get to know Sable better.
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>>2558979
>[X] Wildcard: Get to know Sable better.
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[X] Rose and Cerise
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>>2558979
>[ ] Go home, hang out with Rose and Cerise.
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>>2558979
>[X] Go home, invite Alex
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>>2558979
My body says Whitney and Alex (especially given what Whitney said in >>2558907) but my heart says
>[X] Wildcard: Get to know Sable better.
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>>2558979
>[x] Go home, hang out with Rose and Cerise.
Target practice time. Let's not be useless with firearms.
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>>2558979
>[X] Wildcard: Get to know Sable better.
After all these weeks watching S;G0 I need more Kurisu.
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2558979
The options are way too good. I'm letting the roll decide.
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>>2558979
>[x] Go home, hang out with Rose and Cerise
now we rape rose at gun point
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>>2558979
WILDCARD BITCHES!
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>[x] Wildcard: Get to know Sable better.

Closing, writing.

(You're all making some unexpected choices!)
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>>2558979
>[x] Wildcard: Get to know Sable better.
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>>2559041
Would've voted for this if it was guaranteed that Sable wouldn't be in one of her moods.
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>>2559041
(You're all making some unexpected choices!)

I think I'm afraid.
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Happy mothers day everyone.
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>>2559041
I feel like gave up a threesome with Alex and Whitney for this.
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>>2559033
YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAW
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>>2559058
That's because we did

We gave up a threesome in favour of getting chewed out by Sable
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>>2559052
Too soon.
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>>2559058
(And that's a good thing!)
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>>2559071
Four years ago we had fucked four girls by now
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>You're great.
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>>2559058
As much as I like Whitney, going full Whitney route isn't the point of FQ.
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>[x] Wildcard: Get to know Sable better.

As people file out of the office, you stop on your way past Sable's desk. She's still there, clacking away at her keyboard.

"Do you - ever go home?" You ask.

"Hmm? Sometimes."

That's way too weird. You have to poke at her a little more.

You roll up a chair and sit beside her. "I don't think I've ever seen you leave your office," you say. "Are you sure you go home sometimes?"

Sable finally stops and looks at you. "Why does it matter to you?" She asks. "We are colleagues, not friends. My living situation shouldn't make any difference."

"I care about my colleagues," you insist. "Unlike some people. That's why Alex likes me so much."

Sable is silent, thinking. The concept of caring about her colleagues must be alien to her.

"Thank you, Alabaster," she finally says, her voice a little bit less manic. "I'm glad to hear that. Maybe we could be friends in addition to being colleagues."

You narrow your eyes at her. "You're a robot, aren't you?"

"I -- what?"

"That's a joke. Yeah, I guess we can be friends. What do you think friends do, Ms. Guiteau?"

"Call me Sable," she says. "Friends... eat together, I suppose. Watch movies... play video games. I really don't have time for things like that."

Sable is way too cute. The way she demurs, blushes, and glances sidewise instead of making eye contact - the total opposite of her brash demeanor from the past couple days. Maybe she is a human being after all.

"You should make some time," you say. "You're going to burn out if you keep pushing yourself like this. You know, as your new friend, I can't let that happen."

Sable is mute. Looks like you need to make the plan:

[ ] Let's watch a movie in the theater.
[ ] Let's grab some food.
[ ] Let's check out the sauna.
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>>2559085
>[ ] Let's check out the sauna.
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>>2559085
Baby steps Alabaster. This is a woman who acts like she hasn't seen a male in her entire life.
[X] Let's grab some food.
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>>2559085
>[ ] Let's check out the sauna.
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>[x] Let's check out the sauna.

The other options are lame.
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>>2559085
[X] Let's grab some food.

Humans and human friends eat food, right?
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>>2559085
>[X] Let's grab some food.
I want to check if she's eating properly.
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[ ] food
sauna is too obvious and we don't talk during movies
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>>2559085

>[ ] Let's check out the sauna.

There is zero chance this will end well but I'm extremely curious.
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>>2559085
>[ ] Let's check out the sauna.
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>>2559085
>[X] Let's watch a movie in the theater.
A classic deito. I want to see her cute reactions to what's going on onscreen.
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>>2559085
[X] Let's grab some food.
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>>2559085
[x] Let's grab some food.

Come on, guys. Don't rush it.
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>>2559085
>[x] Let's grab some food.
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>>2559085
>[x] Let's grab some food.
Somewhere other than Rutabaga. That's twice with the sauna. Third time is the charm.
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>>2559085
[X] Let's grab some food
You guys are a thirsty bunch
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Sauna's been an option twice now, I feel like OP's trying to tell us something.
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>>2559085
>[x] Let's check out the sauna.
Full steam ahead. :^)
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Food it is, writing!
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>>2559085
>[X] Let's check out the sauna.
Wouldn't be FQ if we didn't go charging straight over the cliff.
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>>2559134
To the Batcave.
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>>2559138
THANK GOD IT'S FOOD
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>>2559134
I'm waiting on nailing Rose in there. Mainly because she'd have to go back to work afterwards.
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>>2559119
>>2559131
Hey, we're walking on the edge of a knife here. Last time around, we almost died with half our harem unfucked. This time, we're in real danger quite a bit sooner, so we'd better spread our seed while we can.
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>>2559085
>"You're going to burn out if you keep pushing yourself like this. You know, as your new friend, I can't let that happen."
>>2559138
OP please don't burn yourself out.
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>>2559173
This time we'll impregnate everyone. Including Alex and David Darkbloom.
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>>2559180

Are you kidding? We're going to impregnate Smatters by the end of this one
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>[x] Let's grab some food.

If you had any doubts that Sable is a human being who requires human nourishment, they have been laid well to rest. Sitting in the cafeteria with you, she scarfs down her plate of spaghetti like a woman who hasn't been fed in a year.

"Do you--" you begin.

"Cheese," she says, her voice still weirdly soft. She grabs a shaker of Parmesan cheese from the tabletop and all but dumps the entire thing on her plate. Then it's back to chowing down.

"When was the last time you ate?" You ask. "Just curious."

Sable pauses, fork to her mouth. "About... three or four days ago, I think."

Good lord. If not for you, this woman would have starved to death, right there in her office.

"I have to be honest with you," you say. "There's something that's been on my mind for a couple days now."

"Please, tell me," she says between forkfuls. "Friends should be candid."

"Right. I think you treat Alex like shit, and it really gets on my nerves."

Sable stares at you.

"He's your friend too," you say. "Same as me. Even if you don't think so. And you kick him around like an abused puppy."

"I know," Sable says. "But it's --" she thinks about how to defend herself on this point, and seems to come up blank.

"I will try to be kinder in the future," she finally says. "Alert me if I am not."

You pick at your plate of food, but it's not very appetizing right now.

[ ] Ask Sable about the specifics of her project.
[ ] Don't press her right now.
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>>2559187
>the OVA
oof
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>>2559187
Didn't we do that in the last one?
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>>2559085
[sauna]
i think a nice evening burning up on the surface of the sun would be just perfect
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>>2559188
[ask]
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>>2559188
>[X] Ask Sable about the specifics of her project.
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>>2559188
[x] Don't press her right now.

Let's get to know her better. Work can wait.
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>>2559188
>[X] Don't press her right now.
Unstable.
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>>2559188
>[x] Ask Sable about the specifics of her project.
Friends should be candid.
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[ ] ask her we're friends now
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>[x] Don't press her right now

No more work talk
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>>2559188
[X] Ask for specifics

>Get the notes from reporter
>falsify
>misinform Camelia
>It's not on us as long as she doesn't know we changed the notes
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>>2559188
>[ ] Don't press her right now.
She spends 23 hours a day thinking about her project, give her a break. We'll have plenty of time to pick things up as we assist her. Probably.
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>>2559188
[X] Don't press her right now.

We're friends enjoying dinner together, let's talk about things that aren't work.

What sorts of things does she like to do when she's not cooped up in the office?
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>>2559188
>[x] Ask Sable about the specifics of her project.
Just be casual about it. No need to pressure.
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>>2559188
>[x] Don't press her right now.
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>>2559188
[x] Don't press her right now.
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>[x] Don't press her right now.

Closing, writing!
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>>2559188
>[X] Don't press her right now.
To be honest, I want to know, but also I want to keep this casual. Let's ask about anything else, even if that mean talk about the weather.
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I fucking made it. I would like to say that it's still weird for me to see you even though it's been a month.
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Let's take a moment to appreciate that Sable hasn't eaten in days, and that if we had gone to the sauna with her, she'd probably have died.
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>>2559251
We could have provided her with some emergency protein rations. In the worst case scenario, she'd at least have died happy.
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>>2559257
She would die confused and sad.
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>>2559257
>dying before finishing the work she's been trying to hard to finish is complete
>happy
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>[x] Don't press her right now.

This isn't the time for talking shop - you want to get her away from all that junk, after all. Despite yourself, you do feel a genuine pang of pity for her - the way she works herself like a dog - and you'd like to see her enjoy a few moments of free time.

Still, you're not exactly sure what else to talk about. It's hard to picture Sable as anything else but a drone who cranks out projects and orders.

It's Sable who solves the question for you:

"Have you ever flown a kite, Alabaster?"

"Huh? Yeah, sure. Why?"

She chews.

"It occurs to me," she finally says, "that I never have. Is that abnormal?"

"I don't know," and that's true - is it really that strange? Kites are kind of a quaint thing, these days.

"I have never been on a bicycle, either," she adds.

"Okay, yeah. That one is definitely weird."

She looks away.

"Deprived in childhood or what?" You ask. "Grow up in an orphanage with a wicked stepmother or something?"

"Too busy. That's all... I regret it sometimes. I'm 26. Yet I can't even ride a bike."

"Yep," you say, leaning back. "That's pretty pathetic, I have to admit."

Sable winces at your words, so you quickly add: "Do you own a bike?"

"Why would I? I can't make any use of it."

"Well, you make enough money here, right? Go buy one tonight. A nice one. I can show you how to ride it."

She hums, unsure.

"Okay, the thing about friends is this," you say. You lean forward, fingertips on the tabletop. "Sometimes, when one friend is being stupid, the other friend has to order the stupid one around a little bit. For their own sake."

"You are still my underling," Sable says. "To order me around--"

"That's only at work. Right here we're just pals. And from one pal to another: I can't let you be a bike virgin at age 26. Go buy a goddamn bike, Sable."

"I -- all right."

You finish your meal, a little happier now.
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>>2559262
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa CUTE
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>>2559262
CUTE
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>>2559262
>I can't let you be a bike virgin at age 26

>mfw she's a bike virgin
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>>2559262
>26
Didn't realise she was a cake.
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>>2559262
>"Too busy. That's all... I regret it sometimes. I'm 26. Yet I can't even ride a bike."
Holy shit do I know that feel.
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>>2559262
CUTE
Teaching her to ride a bike will be a nice event.
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>>2559262
>"Okay, the thing about friends is this," you say. You lean forward, fingertips on the tabletop. "Sometimes, when one friend is being stupid, the other friend has to order the stupid one around a little bit. For their own sake."

>"That's only at work. Right here we're just pals. And from one pal to another: I can't let you be a bike virgin at age 26. Go buy a goddamn bike, Sable."

>You finish your meal, a little happier now.
The absolute greatest.

>>2559278
https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy/status/986062071115763712
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You make a date with Sable to teach her how to ride her bike next week, and you part ways. She's not so bad, once you get to know her.

In the parking garage as you leave work, you run into Stackleford. His shiny orange Lambo is hitched to a tow truck and he's begging the repo man not to take it.

"Unless you've got $10,000 cash in hand," the repo man says, "This thing is going back to Las Vegas tonight. Sorry bud."

"PLEASE--" Stackleford whines. "You can't take Kagome! I'll do ANYthing--"

You would say something to comfort the poor sap, but another person cuts you off.

Camelia enters the parking garage, jogging up the ramp. She waves the repo man down.

"Hey!" she says. "Are you repossessing this vehicle?"

"What's it to you?" he replies.

"How much to save it for the fat kid?"

"$10,000."

Camelia makes a show of searching her vest pockets, and pulls out a roll of $100 bills - doubtlessly counterfeit. She hands it to the man.

He fans it, disbelieving - but then he seems to reconsider. Money is money. He pockets the bills.

Camelia winks at you.

Stackleford rubs away his greasy tears while the repo man unhooks his precious Kagome.

"You'll still owe on next month's payment," he warns Stackleford. "And if you miss it, I'll be back. Trust me."

"Who are you?" Stackleford asks Camelia. He glances from her to you. "I don't - thank you so much! Are you one of Alabaster's friends?"

"Oh, yes," she says. "It's nice to finally meet you. I hear you two were inseparable in high school."

Stackleford nods.

"Ally, you've got great taste," Camelia says. "But I shouldn't be surprised you hang out with such handsome people."

"I don't know what you think you're doing," you hiss, "but I'm warning you--"

Camelia cuts you off. "Hey Stacks," she says. "Since I helped you out, mind taking me for a spin in your sweet ride here?"

Stackleford looks like he just hit the lottery.

[ ] Let him go.
[ ] Don't let him go.
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>>2559308
[ ] let him go
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>>2559308
>[ ] Let him go.

Maybe Camelia won't need us, considering how fucking easy to manipulate Stackleford is.
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>>2559308
>[ ] Don't let him go.
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[X] Let him go.
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>>2559308
[x] Let him go.
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[X]Don't let him go.
You're not holding Narutard hostage, bitch.
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>>2559308
>[x] Let him go.
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>>2559308
>Camelia winks at you.
How we know if she wasn't just blinking?


>[X] Let him go.
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>>2559308
>[X] Let him go.
https://youtu.be/AWuiCTD0LsE
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>>2559308
[X] Let him go.

And this is for snitching to Mara you fat fuck.
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>>2559308
>[ ] Let him go.
It's kind of a dick move, but it is Stackleford.
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>[ ] Let him go.

Camelia jumps into the car before Stackleford can even stutter out his agreement, and soon he's peeling out of the parking lot with his high-end stereo system blasting "Running in the 90s" at full volume.

"I owe you big time, Alabaster!" He whoops over the squeal of rubber on asphalt. Camelia plays air guitar in the passenger seat beside him.

"This is great!" Camelia shouts. "Really dig the tunes!"

You have never seen Stackleford smile like that.

Poor bastard.
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>>2559331
>yfw stackleford gives Camelia the inital D
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>>2559331
>Running in the 90s
Fuck, he's gonna cause an accident.
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>>2559331
>"This is great!" Camelia shouts. "Really dig the tunes!"
She just keeps getting better.
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>>2559331
All's right with the world
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>>2559331
...He's going to die.
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>>2559331
I know this is going bite us in the ass somehow, I just can't figure out how.
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>>2559281
Want me to teach you anon? Here just sit in front me and I'll lean over you as I wrap my hands over yours on the handlebars...
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That night, as you drift to sleep on one of the the foldaway beds in Cerise's living room, you have a half-awake vision of Mara Darkbloom strangling you to death.

It sends shooting tendrils of terror down your spine, and finally you jerk awake - only to find that your neck really is being constricted. There's a taut strip of fabric encircling your throat, secured at a point out of your reach, below the bed.

Rose is looming over you.

"What the f--" you hiss, trying to raise yourself, but only choking yourself in the process.

"Don't fight," Rose says. "That's a self-tightening strap. The more you struggle, the more you'll choke. We don't want you turning blue..."

"This is not in the rules of engagement!" You say. "We agreed to no more movement-restricting devices!"

Rose climbs on top of you, sits on your chest. She's just heavy enough that breathing becomes difficult.

"It's not in the ruuuuulesss," Rose says in a mocking tone. "Oh nooooo! Save me, save me from that mean old Rose!" She bounces up and down on your chest, enjoying the way it knocks the wind from you.

"Goddamn it, Rose," you manage. "Cerise is in the next room--"

"She's passed out, drunk as shit," Rose says. "Anyway, who cares about rules? You agreed to fewer than five gendered slurs per week."

"Cunt!" You hiss. "Cunt, cunt, cunt! Cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt--"

Rose slaps you.

"You know I'm going to make you pay for this, right?" You say.

"Mm hmm."

She leans way back and brings her legs around, resting her toes on your chin.

"What are you doing?" You say.

"It's time for your sensitivity training," Rose says.

---

(Please wait warmly.)
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>>2559354
>"It's time for your sensitivity training," Rose says.
!!!!
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>>2559354
>"It's time for your sensitivity training," Rose says.
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>>2559354
AH,
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
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>>2559354
>"It's time for your sensitivity training," Rose says.
My sides/dick.
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This is your fault, idiots! You should know by now it's dom or be dommed!
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>>2559354
>we aren't raping her
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>>2559354
My sensitivity is already very, very trained, OP
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>>2559361
>yet
our superior male VITALITY
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>>2559354
Warmly waiting!
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>>2559361
I prefer Rose as a domme. This harem can't be ALL hard subs.
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>>2559361
We need to think about our dead parents to kill our boner, thus cucking her out of her rape
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>>2559368
fag
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>>2559369
Or actually turn blue.
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>>2559369
You do know she probably has a strapon, right?
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>>2559370
Why limit yourself?
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>>2559368
brother
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>>2559372
then we'll just start farting and hope she doesnt have a fart fetish
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>>2559368
What makes Rose so much fun is how hard switch she is though.
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>>2559368
this

>>2559390
yeah but as I recall, in FQ1 she was only domme for like 20% of her scenes. I LOVE how much of a switch she is, but it's boring if the ratio is so skewed to one side.
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>>2559407
I think that’s because we raped her first in FQ1, and that kinda set the tone for the relationship.
Might be different now.
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>>2559411
Our first meeting with Rose was her raping us though
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>>2559418
Was it? It’s been so long I may have forgotten
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>>2559418
We didn't fuck her though, she just blueballed us. We fucked her first with Whitney's help.
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I want to kill both Rose and Camilia is that a possibility?
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>>2559439
>i want to kill the best girls
no you can fuck right off
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>>2559439
Camelia is best girl.
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>>2559439
You can kill Rose but touch-a my mistress and you die, scum.
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>>2559439
I don’t know, is killing yourself first a possibility too?
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>>2559445
>Being a pathetic sub male.
Go away.

>>2559439
Why kill them when you can have them parts of your harem?
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>>2559448
He’s a faggot for not liking Rose but:
>He doesn’t like the insane cyclops
Get out
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>>2559448
>having shit taste
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>these n'wahs disrespecting our queen Cerise
You heretics shall burn at the stake.
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>>2559448
>Why kill them when you can have them parts of your harem?
Well, we could stand to open up a slot for one of the milfs...
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>>2559448
I just think the world would be better without them, if getting away with murder is unfeasible then fine let them be in the harem but otherwise we should off them
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>>2559454
I hope you aren’t thinking about going for Ragyo
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All dem (you) make me feel important.

>>2559451
>Being a pathetic namefag.

>>2559450
Never said I disliked her.

>>2559454
We'll see. Alabama hasn'T gotten close to any old maiden yet.

>>2559456
Nah, fuck off. This is FUCK quest, not to be taken too seriously.
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>>2559452
Cerise is my actual wife and for vanilla only. Camelia is just to get my fearfucks in.
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>>2559456
Can you give any further reasoning as to why or are you just shitposting?
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Classless scum.
Only a filthy beast would stoop to murdering the things they don't like.
If any of you liked Vivian you would understand that.
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>taking this long
this will be good
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>>2559458
Pick any character, there's at least one anon who wants to fuck him/her.
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>>2559465
Hey, I liked Renee the best, imagine how I feel.
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>>2559459
I just wanna kill Rose is that so wrong?
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>>2559470
Fazil is PURE!
Fazil is NOT FOR DICKING!
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>>2559472
Just imagine Camelia as a more extreme, younger Renee.
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>>2559470
I struggle to think of any anon that wants Stackleford’s cheese encrusted penis.
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>>2559458
I actually would if it would piss off Darkbloom.

You know, getting close to her, laughing like a couple, maybe rubbing her thigh in public and giving her husband swarmy looks.

It would be fun.
>>2559472
I miss Renee as well. I miss her being drunk.
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>>2559476
I can only do that if her and Ally engage in post-sex Eskimo kisses.
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>>2559458
Hey, we lost our kaa-san, SOMEBODY'S gonna have to provide us with the milkies we need.
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https://pastebin.com/CtyHAWF4
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>>2559477
Some anon wants to fuck the state of Ohio. Have you ever been to Ohio?
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>>2559473
What if we almost kill her during a hatefuck session? She could pass out while choking on our dick SuperDeepThroat style.
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>>2559481
Hey, maybe that reporter that we told to fuck off and now need to talk to is into mommydom shit
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>>2559479
Make it happen, OP
>>2559482
>NOW CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN
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>>2559485
Ohio is a nice state.
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>>2559493
It's all smoke stacks and pollen.
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>>2559486
I would accept this.
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>>2559482
>https://pastebin.com/CtyHAWF4
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>>2559482
It's like a "femdom" doujin that goes to shit when the guy suddenly turns it around at the best part.
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>>2559486
i wouldn't want to kill her, but i wouldn't mind obstructing her windpipe with our dick for so long she passes out
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>>2559491
She's still only a cake. Our repressed incestual desires, embittered by grief as they are, cannot and will not be satisfied by anything less than a bona fide mommy.
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>>2559482
>"Issh-- nooot shafe--"
That right there did it.
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>>2559507
>wanting to be dominated
what's it like being a cuck
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April 18, 2015

You and Rose are at the back of the bus. It's 3:30 AM. The interior lights are dimmed and everyone else is asleep except for the driver.

Mrs. Mallory is softly dozing on Mr. Mallory's shoulder just in front of you; Whitney is leaned up against a window in the next seat up, as physically far separated as she can get from Stackleford who snores next to her. Cerise is passed out near the front, legs propped up on the seat so she doesn't have to be by anyone else.

They're tagging along to support you and Rose in the days ahead (and of course, the rest of the team, even if they're basically dead weight.)

You're on your way to Boise, Idaho, and the completion of your ultimate goal: winning the national quiz bowl championship. But just now that goal has crumbled to dust right in front of your eyes.

Rose is beaming with smug self-satisfaction.

"So it's like that," you whisper.

"Basically."

You want to hit her. You want to wrap your hands around her throat and choke her until she turns blue. You want to slap that stupid smile off of her stupid face. (But what else is new?)

To think that you had actually deluded yourself into believing she cared about quiz bowl... the months of practice, her outstanding performance in important matches, her seemingly genuine joy when the team cleared the field at regionals. As loath as you are to admit it to yourself, you know the team would not have made it this far without her presence. (Humiliatingly, you also admitted this to her in a moment of carelessly letting down your guard. You know she isn't going to let you forget it.)

And all of it was nothing but a long con - a ploy just for her to get to this moment. Just for her to ruin you.

"I'll tell Mr. Langley," you say. "Get you kicked off the team."

"I'll tell Mr. Langley!" Rose repeats in a mocking tone. "What do you think he's going to do? He can't kick me off the team. There won't be enough players left if he does that - you'd be automatically forfeit. So even if you tell him, he can't do anything."

"I hate you. I hate you so fucking much. I can't even begin to put it into human words, exactly how fucking much I hate everything about you."

"Same."

"Would you really humiliate yourself like that? We're gonna be on ESPN, Rose. National television. Everyone would remember you as that stupid cunt who buzzed in on every question and got every question wrong."

"It's worth it," Rose says, her voice low with loathing, "if it means crushing your biggest dream."
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>>2559507
Eh feet aren't my thing so it works out.
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>>2559513
What's it like being so insecure?
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(continuted)

"You're insane," you say. "You're actually crazy."

She just chuckles.

"This is because of student council," you say.

"Of course it is."

"I won--" you begin, stopping when you realize that your voice is getting progressively louder and might wake someone. Mrs. Mallory, in front of you, snorts and shifts around in her sleep. You take a couple deep breaths and try again. "I won that election fair and square. I beat you. I didn't sabotage you. I didn't cheat. I didn't rig anything."

"I know you cheated, Alabaster. I'm going to prove it, too. Just watch."

"Fuck you. Fuck you, Rose, you toad. I won--"

She shushes you.

"I won," you repeat.

"And now I've won, too."

"By losing? You are unbelievable-- I thought this team actually mattered to you--"

"Does it matter to you that much?"

"You know it does."

"Then I'd be willing to settle," she says. "We can make a trade."

You stare at her, seething.

She stares back, grinning.

"Are you still a virgin?" She asks.
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>>2559518
i'm perfectly secure, i know what i want
to crush my enemies and see them driven before me
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>>2559520
Ow the edge
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>>2559521
i hope you slice your balls off on my post you pathetic cuck
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>>2559520
You need to be 18 to be on 4chan.
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>>2559519
>"Are you still a virgin?" She asks.
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>>2559513
>>2559515
>You and Rose are at the back of the bus. It's 3:30 AM.
>3:47:17
HE JUST KEEPS GOING

>>2559520
Alright, Alabaster. Now take that foot in your face like a good boy.
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Man she's a bigger nutcase than Alabama and her parents aint dead.
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>>2559526
but its 2015
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>>2559482
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>>2559524
>every man who wants to be manly is underage
yeah ok senpai

>>2559526
i actually don't hate feet, i just don't want them in my face
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>>2559533
You're so insecure it's actually cute.
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GIRLS FUCKED: 2/8
BOYS FUCKED: 0/1

Join me tomorrow for the conclusion of the episode.

A lunch date with Vivian! The long-awaited appearance of David Darkbloom! What else?

Tomorrow at 7:00 PM EST/4:00 PM PST.
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>>2559541
(And by tomorrow, I of course mean Sunday. It is very late.)
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>>2559541
Blowjob don't count?
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>>2559539
do you not know what the word insecure means? it sure seems like it
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>>2559541

Double feature!
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>>2559544
Has to be vaginal or anal penetration.
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>>2559541
>BOYS FUCKED
So was Whitney just messing with us?

Thanks for the hard work.
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>>2559539
Nice projection bro, but how about killing Rose
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>>2559542
"Tomorrow?"

"You mean today?"

"No, I mean tomorrow."

"It's 3:40 AM."

"Well, not tomorrow tomorrow. I mean like... tomorrow."
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>>2559553
Goddamn it, Stackleford.
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>>2559541
>>2559542
Good shit. Thanks for your hard work, OP.
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>>2559541
>DOUBLE SESSIONS
MUH DICK.
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>>2559541
FUCK I WILL PROBABLY MISS THIS
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>>2559545
>>2559552
Why are we attracting edgelords all of a sudden?
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>>2559543
This would only be relevant if we really did turn the tables.
This was pretty light dom for Rose (for her standards at least), which turned into surprisingly vanilla sex.
Stop being a primadonna
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>>2559564
Nice post, dude.
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>>2559542
>filename

No one tell IaTM.
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>>2559571
thanks i worked all night on it
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>>2559572
This is Rose-tier levels of hatred I'm feeling now. I hate you.
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We've broken our promise to Whitney though, I hope we can make it up to her.
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>>2559579
Whitney’s a big girl, she’ll get over it as long as we promise to let her play with Rose sometimes.
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>>2559576
For you, IaTM.

Goodnight all, see you tomorrow.
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>>2559583
Sleep tight, OP studios! See you tomorrow.
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>>2559583
The obsessive part of me says you're fucking with me personally. The sane part of me says I'm totally insignificant and just digging myself into an easy to bait hole.

Good night.
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This episode should really have been called Ijiranaide, Rose!
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>>2559612
We just have to wait for the Rose episode to hang with Camelia
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Glad we finally fucked someone besides Whitney. Was getting a little bored there.
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>>2559262
Sable DP with Alex complete with balls touching when?
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>>2559785
After we get a handle on Whitney and her "rules."
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>>2559799
Fuck Whitney. I don't hate her, but I hate how she monopolizes our time. We need greater interactions and conversations with two or more girls/characters that don't involve Whitney. Give the other characters a chance to bounce off each other.

>>2559785
>Sable DP with Alex complete with balls touching when?
We absolutely need this. But I'm afraid it will be some time yet before we ever get the opportunity. In FQ1, the girls just naturally gravitated towards Ally, for obvious reasons. But getting our fuck count up now will be tougher with all the girls distracted with their own things.
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>>2559808
>but I hate how she monopolizes our time.
That's what I'm saying we need to deal with.
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>>2559542
>>2559541
Hooray!

Thanks OP Studios, a fun time was had by all, I'm pooped.
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>>2558597
>sample
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>>2558207
I think Renee D. Carte from fuck quest one.
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>>2557969
HOLY SHIT ALABASTER IS BACK
WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN
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>>2560153
Vivian’s birthday.
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I had a dream about Camelia! It was scary but I woke up with a boner!
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Happy Mother's Day, FQ! Tell your mom you love her - before it's too late!

Looking forward to running the rest of the episode tonight.
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>>2560569
>Before it's too late!
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>>2560569
>actually having me think about incest with my mother
you've gone too far
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>>2560569
We ate out together a couple of hours ago. It was nice.
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>>2560569
>Before it’s too late
You just had to go there.
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>Rose masturbates while thinking of you
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>>2558209
>please wait warmly
OP you fucking madman
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>>2560569
>Tell your mom you love her - before it's too late!

For some of us it already is.

Remember guys, you never know when it'll be your last chance to tell her you love her, so don't miss out on any chance to do it.
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5 mins, my body is ready
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>>2561160
About to take a strategic bathroom break at work
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You're not sure when, but at some point during the night, Rose unties you and goes back to her own foldaway bed. All the better - you didn't want to sleep beside her, anyway.

That morning, you wake to the sound of Cerise stumbling half-drunkenly from her room. You sit up and watch as she walks bleary-eyed to the kitchen, pours herself a glass of tapwater, and pounds it back with a handful of aspirin.

She shuffles back towards her room, dragging her feet and scratching her ass. But as she passes the living room, she glances in and sniffs the air, then makes a face.

"Jesus, really?" she says, frowning at you.

You shrug. "You told me to."

"Are you two gonna stop getting into your dumb little slapfights at least?" Cerise asks.

"I don't think so," you say.

"Great..." she heads for her room again.

"Hey, Cerise?" You say.

"What?"

"Please don't tell anyone about this."

"Of course not," Cerise says. "Who would I tell? Fazil?"

[ ] How about that girl you Skype with?
[ ] Good point.
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>>2561173
welcome back, OP
[X] How about that girl you Skype with?
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>>2561173
>[ ] How about that girl you Skype with?
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>>2561173
It begins (again!)
>[ ] How about that girl you Skype with?
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>>2561173
>[ ] How about that girl you Skype with?
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>>2561173
>[x] How about that girl you Skype with?
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>>2561173
Welcome back, OP Studios!

[x] How about that girl you Skype with?
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>[x] How about that girl you Skype with?

"I'd appreciate it if you butt out of my business," Cerise says. "And I promise you that Galatea doesn't care who my little brother sticks his dick in."

"Galatea?" You say. "Wow. Some name."

"Don't throw stones in glass houses, Alabaster."

"I've been meaning to ask," you say. "Since when did you get into a long distance relationship with another girl?"

Cerise scowls at you. "It's not like that, you pervert. We're just good friends."

"You're the pervert here," you insist. "I never said romantic relationship. Why did your mind go there right away?"

Cerise stomps. "You're unbelievable. You little cousin-fucker."

"Once removed," you say.

"Cousin-once-removed-fucker!" She shouts. "Whatever! Next time you want to get your rocks off inside a family member, don't do it in my living room. Freak." She slams her door.
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>>2561221
ok, in your bed it is
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>>2561221
So we’re going to do her on the counter right?
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>>2561221
>Next time you want to get your rocks off inside a family member, don't do it in my living room.
Fine then, we'll do it in your living womb.
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>>2561221
>Next time you want to get your rocks off inside a family member, don't do it in my living room.

As you wish, Princess Buttercup.
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>>2561229
>living womb
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>>2561229
Motherfucker
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>>2561229
>living womb
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You drift back to sleep. When your alarm goes off, you see that Rose is already awake and dressed. She's fiddling with a blister pack. A long sheet of instructions lie unfolded on her lap.

"What are you doing?" You ask, getting out of bed. You grope for your pants.

"Plan B," Rose says without looking up. "Thanks to your dumb ass last night."

"Play stupid games..." you begin.

"You're going to pay me back for this purchase," she says. "It's a lot more expensive than you'd think."

"What, like 40 bucks or something?"

"Double that," Rose says. "I bought two, just in case it was twins."

You stop, one leg in your trousers. "You cannot be serious," you say.

"What?" Rose says. She swallows the pill, thinking, and grows visibly worried. "Should I have taken three?"

"Why don't you keep going until you hit the LD50," you suggest.

As you finish pulling up your pants, notice a plastic bag at Rose's feet full of white-and-purple boxes. Two pills, hell - she must have cleared the store's entire stock. When Rose sees you looking, she kicks the bag underneath her bed.

"A little presumptuous, don't you think?" You say.

"What am I supposed to do when I have to sleep next to a fucking rapist every night?" Rose says.

"Next to one?" You say. "You are one. I'll never feel clean again."

"Go to hell, Alabaster."

You throw on your shirt and make for the door. "Get a prescription for the pill," you tell her. "It's a lot cheaper in the long run."
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"Double that," Rose says. "I bought two, just in case it was twins."

Oh my sweet fucking fuck
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>>2561251
>"Double that," Rose says. "I bought two, just in case it was twins."
I understand that reference!
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>>2561251
Nice.
Also OP, your Mami folder is my heaven.
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>>2561173
Couldn't stay up last night but I'm here now. I just read through last nights session and now session 2 happens at the perfect time. I'm a lucky boy

>>2558527
Foreshadowing?

>>2559188
This is literally the 2nd time we saved Sables' life (and probably not the last) we deserve a fucking award
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That afternoon, at lunch, you visit the cafeteria to eat with Vivian. She isn't hard to find. Every other Darkbloom employee avoids eating anywhere near her, so that she sits all alone in a vast radius of empty tables in the middle of the hall. Judging by the way people whisper to each other and stare at her, her presence among the hoi polloi of DA is a rare - and frightening - sight.

You order a sundae - one scoop of vanilla, one scoop of strawberry - complete with hot chocolate, crushed peanuts, whipped cream and cherry. The menu calls this the "lovers' sundae," although you chose it less for its name and more because it sounded appetizing. You pay with the coupon Vivian handed to you the other day.

Vivian doesn't look up from her cell phone when you sit down across from her. She's scrolling through a image board you recognize as *Chan. You can hardly believe your eyes - it's been a running joke since DA bought it out, that Vivian Darkbloom personally administrates the website, but you didn't actually think it was true. Yet here she is, doing just that.

"Noted," she mumbles to herself. She writes down a number on a pad beside her, which looks like an IP address. "Noted. Noted." More writing.

"Vivian?"

She quickly looks up, eyes bulging, and flips her cellphone over.

"Aren't you eating too? Where's your sundae?" You ask, enjoying a spoonful of vanilla.

"Right there," Vivian says. She takes a spoon and scoops up some of the strawberry ice cream, making sure to catch a dollop of whipped cream too. She twirls the spoon in her mouth.

"I didn't realize we were sharing," you say.

Vivian lets the ice cream melt in her mouth, and a tiny twitch at the edge of her lips is the only trace of a smile.

"Lovers' sundae," she murmurs.

You rub the back of your head. "It sounded good."

"Mm." She takes another spoonful. Apparently she prefers strawberry.

Vivian is a tiny girl. Sitting in her chair, her feet don't quite reach the ground. It's hard to imagine that this little girl who likes ice cream and shitposting on the internet - self-serious as she may be - can strike such terror into the hearts of her subordinates.

[ ] Since you're moderating *Chan, do you think you could do something about the weirdos there who are obsessed with my sister?
[ ] Move on to other topics.
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>>2561262
>>2561264
Reference to what?
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>>2561270
[X] Since you're moderating *Chan, do you think you could do something about the weirdos there who are obsessed with my sister?

...You can't say infinity Chan?
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>>2561284
I dunno, it's supposed to be nonspecific. Like WacDonalds or Fony.
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>>2561270
>[X] Since you're moderating *Chan, do you think you could do something about the weirdos there who are obsessed with my sister?
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>>2561270
>[x] Move on to other topics.
Let's not spend our favors on something so inconsequential. Let anons have their fun.
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>>2561273
Whitney did the same thing last season iirc. I get her but I didn't know Rose was that retarded. She is a feminist though so it kinda makes sense
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>>2561270
>[x] Move on to other topics.

The last one was an interesting addition. If there's another in the future, I wouldn't mind.
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>>2561270
>[X] Move on to other topics.
also,
>Sitting in her chair, her feet don't quite reach the ground.
I
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>>2561270
>Sitting in her chair, her feet don't quite reach the ground.
Still cute.

>[x] Move on to other topics.
I want more of OP's shitposting.
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[x] Since you're moderating *Chan, do you think you could do something about the weirdos there who are obsessed with my sister?
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>>2561270
>Vivian Darkbloom personally administrates the website
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>>2561270
[ ] Move on to other topics.
It won't take long for the meme to die like all others. Not really worth the effort
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>>2561270
[x] Move on to other topics.

>>2561300
Visualize.
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>>2561270
>[x] Since you're moderating *Chan, do you think you could do something about the weirdos there who are obsessed with my sister?

Is this a Fuck Quest reference? OP Studios confirmed for bros.
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>>2561320
>It won't take long for the meme to die like all others.
Could be Russians spreading the memes. Plus we could use the fact we know she's and admin as blackmail in the future.
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>>2561331
>Plus we could use the fact we know she's and admin as blackmail in the future.
That'll be easier to do if we don't ask for a favor now.
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>>2561331
It doesn't look like she takes any measures to hide it. the fact that it's already a joke means it'll be hard to convince others too.
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>>2561270
Friendly reminder
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[x] Move onto other topics.

"So are you some kind of child genius, or what?" You ask. "Running a big multinational company like this."

"I am no genius," Vivian says. "And I am also not a child. I would appreciate it if you refrained from patronizing me." She eats another spoonful of ice cream and makes a contented little mewl at the sweetness of it.

"Right... well, thank you for lunch," you say.

"Thank you, Alabaster Soliloquy, for your vote on Tuesday. It is not hyperbole to say that you may have saved this company from ruin."

"Well - I had to," you say. "I mean, my sister's new job was on the line. She's part of the investigation team."

"Which sister do you mean?" Vivian asks.

"What do you mean, which sister?" You say, narrowing your eyes. "I only have one sister."

Vivian flips through her notepad. "Hmm," she says. "There is your elder sister, Cerise, and - since Charlotte Mallory adopted you in 2014, there is your younger sister, Rose--"

"No," you say, shaking your head violently. "Nononono. No. NO."

"Have I said something wrong?"

"Are you keeping a file on me?" You sputter.

"I merely did some research," she says. "In preparation for our lunch date. I am told it assists in making small talk. Is this talk not sufficiently small?"

"It's--" You massage the bridge of your nose. "Never mind. How about this for small talk - what do you do when you're not plotting world domination?"

Vivian actually has to take a moment to think about this.

"I enjoy reading," she says. "Particularly the high modernist classics, such as the work of Marcel Proust." (What an interesting girl.) "I also partake in the Lolita fashion subculture."

It's hard to picture Vivian wearing bright pastel dresses and gaudy pink bows like that. You've only ever seen her in formal business wear.

"One day," Vivian continues, "the owners of Baby the Stars Shine Bright will finally accede to my buyout demands and the doors of history will shut forever upon the scourge that is sweet Lolita."

"I'm sorry," you say, "I think you've lost me."

"Sweet Lolita fashion must be rooted out wherever it lurks and its brainless adherents made to stand naked in the harsh light of public judgment," she says. "Only then can the permanent supremacy of Gothic Lolita be secured."

You take an uneasy bite of ice cream. Maybe this was a bad topic to broach. You didn't know there was a Lolita civil war raging. (Although Vivian definitely looks like she'd be more suited to gothic Lolita - you almost forgot that was a thing.)

It isn't long before the bowl of ice cream is down to its last melty dregs. The cherry sits in a puddle of light pink gloop. You take it for yourself and tip your head back to eat it, but Vivian lets out a tiny whine when you do.

"Huh?" You say. "Did you want the cherry?"

Vivian frowns. "It makes no difference to me who consumes the cherry."

"You want it," you say. "I heard you just now. You want it."

"You are mistaken," she says.

[ ] Tease her.
[ ] Eat it.
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>>2561374
>[x] Tease her.
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>>2561374
[ ] Tease her.
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>>2561374
>[x] Tease her.
TEASE HER
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>>2561374
[x] Tease her.
The only acceptable answer.
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>>2561374
>[X] Tease her.
I must bully the Vivian.
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>>2561374
>[X] Tease her.
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>>2561374
>[X] Tease her.

>Is this talk not sufficiently small?
>Vivian actually has to take a moment to think about this

My FAITH is unwavering. It's good to have this back.
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>>2561374
[ ] TEASE
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>>2561374
[ ] Tease her.
We have to bully the loli it is a our job. The headpats come later of course

Also I want to point out that Ally is having lunch with Vivian who nobody else sits next to and not only that he is also sharing the "lover's sunday" with her. Imagine how that must look to everyone
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>>2561374
>[x] Tease her.
Make her eat it.
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>>2561374
>go larping expecting to miss episode
>come back and thread is STILL GOING
>back in time for most important choice with most important girl

[X]Tease the loli
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>>2561417
explain further
how does larping work?
Do fags just act overpowered or is it like paintball but you hit each other
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>>2561374
Ijiranaide, Alabaster!

>[X] Eat it.
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>>2561427
The way I usually describe it to people is "I go out innawoods for three days to dress up as a skeleton and beat the shit out of people with plumbing equipment. And it's all completely legal."
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>[x] Tease her.

You hold the cherry by its stem and wave it like a pendulum in front of her face. "Are you suuuure?" You say. "You don't want this sweet, sugary, delicious cherry? The only one there is?"

"This is childish," Vivian says. She folds her arms, but her eyes can't help following the cherry back and forth as you shake it slowly.

"I mean, if you don't want it, that's fine," you say. "I was going to eat it anyway."

"That is more than acceptable to me. Enjoy it."

"Last chance," you say.

"I have already told you--" Vivian begins.

"Ahhh," you say, opening your mouth wide, as if you're about to eat it.

The legs of Vivian's chair squeal on the tile floor; just like that, she's on tip toes. Her elbows lock and her palms splay on the tabletop, propping her up even higher. Her head is tilted back and her mouth is closed tight around the cherry.

She rather looks rather like a fish on a fishing line.

You make eye contact with her. Her eyes go wide with shock at her own situation, then narrow as she looks away and she blushes.

You pull your hand back, popping off the stem, and Vivian sits. She chews the cherry in silence.

"You could have asked," you say. "It would be easier that way."

She either can't, or just won't, respond. But she doesn't look angry - only a bit abashed. It's cute. You'd ruffle her hair, but that might come off as a bit weird, so you content yourself with just imagining it instead.
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>>2561435
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>You'd ruffle her hair, but that might come off as a bit weird, so you content yourself with just imagining it instead.

Do it. Ruffle her.
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>>2561435
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>>2561435
CUUUUTE!!! Also Ally don't be a pussy give her headpats this is anime where autistic shit is normal take full advantage of that and headpat the damn loli!
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>>2561435
[x] Headpats
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>[X]Headpats
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>>2561435
HNNNNGG my heart
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You're idly twirling your spoon through the dregs of the sundae when you see Mara Darkbloom approaching you. Your heart skips a beat - literally - you feel the disturbance in its normal rhythm and nearly choke on it.

She comes up behind Vivian and wraps her hands around her daughter's shoulders, her fingertips brushing lightly up against Vivian's collarbone. It's an almost - but not quite - unmotherly position. Vivian is obviously uncomfortable being treated like this, but says nothing.

"Vivian is a bit young for you, don't you think?" Mara says.

"We're just being friendly," you say.

"Are you leading her on, young man? I won't stand for that." She pats Vivian on the head, like a puppy, before grabbing her shoulder again.

Vivian stares madly at the tabletop, blushing, saying nothing.

"I just wanted to get to know her," you say. "We do work together. Is there some sort of problem?"

"Maybe soon," Mara says. She lets go of her daughter, who closes her eyes and sighs in apparent relief.

Mara circles the table and leans in close. Her face is millimeters from yours. She whispers: "Smart move, implicating your colleague with the infected drive. I would have done exactly the same thing."

"I don't know what you're talking about," you mutter, avoiding eye contact.

"You're cagey," Mara says. "You play the game better than I expected."

"I'm not playing any--"

"Yes you are," Mara says. "You're in the game now, Alabaster." She stands erect again, tall and proud, staring down her nose at you.

"Have fun," she tells you, and leaves.
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>>2561472
>She pats Vivian on the head, like a puppy, before grabbing her shoulder again.
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>>2561472
>headpat intercepted by disco milf
200% mad
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>>2561472
Yes hello, i'd like to order some oyakodon, please
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"I apologize for mother's behavior," Vivian says, eyes still downcast.

"It's not your fault," you say, not even so much to cheer her up as just for the simple fact that it's the truth.

"In fact it is my fault," Vivian insists. "Mother is angry over the board vote. She thinks father and I are steering this company in the wrong direction."

You're not sure how to reply.

"Father would like to see you," Vivian says. "Depending on what he wants to discuss - I think mother may be upset over that as well. Intimidation is her usual way when she doesn't get what she wants."

"David Darkbloom wants to see me?" You say. "When?"

Vivian checks the time on her cell phone.

"In about 15 minutes," she says.

Shit. She could have at least given you a little more time to prepare...

"It was nice eating with you, Alabaster Soliloquy," Vivian says. "Even if the ending was spoiled. Might I be so forward as to suggest making this a lunchtime ritual on Fridays?"

[ ] Sure. Friday sundaes sound nice.
[ ] Dates are more fun if they're spontaneous, you know.
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>>2561504
[ ] Dates are more fun if they're spontaneous, you know.
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>>2561472
OYAKODON????????????????????????????!?!??!
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>>2561504
>[x] Sure. Friday sundaes sound nice.
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>>2561504
[ ] spontaneous If I remember correctly we are teaching Sable to ride a bike Friday
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>>2561504
[ ] Sure. Friday sundaes sound nice.
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>>2561504
[X] Sure. Friday sundaes sound nice.

Heh, friday sundaes.
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>>2561504
>[X] Sure. Friday sundaes sound nice.
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>>2561504
[X] Dates are more fun if they're spontaneous, you know.
We might not even be alive come next Friday. Open the opportunity to do something sooner. Like kidnap her and take her to Palau.
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>>2561504
>[ X] Dates are more fun if they're spontaneous, you know.
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>>2561504
>[ ] Sure. Friday sundaes sound nice.
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>>2561504
>[x] Dates are more fun if they're spontaneous, you know.

Gonna make her go "D-d-d-deito?!"
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>>2561504
>[X] Dates are more fun if they're spontaneous, you know.
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>>2561530
Don't get ahead of the script!

Closing, writing.
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>>2561504
[ ] Dates are more fun if they're spontaneous, you know.
Once a week instead of every Friday. I wanna put my loli on the spot and watch her get flustered. It'll also be cute to watch her get embarrassed over us calling it a date
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>>2561504
why not both?
[X] Sure. Friday sundaes sound nice.
and lets ask for more
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>>2561537
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DID WE SAY
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>>2561530
Why do Japanese had "O" at the end of English words? It's not at the end of most Japanese words and Google hasn't been any help in finding an answer.
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>>2561541
By my count, spontaneity by one vote.
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>>2561556
Because syllables.
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>>2561556
Every nip syllable ends in a vowel sound, no exceptions. That's why you get shit like kurisimasu and deito and pinku.
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>>2561567
I think what he's asking is why でいと and not something like でいて.
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>>2561575
Well there's ん, but that's only really important for shiritori
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>[x] Dates are more fun if they're spontaneous, you know.

"D-date?" Vivian stutters.

"Well... yeah," you say. "You yourself called it a lunch date just a couple minutes ago."

"'Lunch date' has a totally separate connotation from simply 'date,'" Vivian says. "They do not necessarily mean the same-"

"Regardless," you cut in, "it's more fun if we do it on the spur of the moment. I mean, planning it out so we do the same thing at the same time every week is pretty lame. What's next, setting up a recurring meeting notice in Outlook so you don't forget?"

"Oh-" Vivian says. "No, of course not... I see what you mean." She opens up her phone and quickly types something in. Peeking, you briefly glimpse a notification that says "Cancel recurring meeting?"

You sigh. "I'll see you around. We'll have other lunch dates."

"Mmm. Just lunch dates, then..."

"Or maybe dinner dates," you say, shrugging. "Who knows?"

Vivian's lips tremble. There's another phrase with a definitely different connotation.

"Perhaps," she manages. "It will be - spontaneous." She clasps her hands together. Her smile is small, but very real. "How fun."

You leave for David Darkbloom's office - you don't want to keep one of the richest men on Earth waiting.
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>>2561594
slow warm up, nice
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>>2561594
>What's next, setting up a recurring meeting notice in Outlook so you don't forget?"
>"Oh-" Vivian says.
How can the others even compete
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>>2561594
>Vivian's lips tremble
>Her smile is small, but very real
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>>2561594
Best girl.
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>>2561594
>She clasps her hands together. Her smile is small, but very real. "How fun."
Vivian is such a qt3.14
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When you arrive in Darkbloom's office, he's sitting at his desk eating a Big Mac and fries. He wears a napkin as a bib.

Not exactly how you expected to walk in on a titan of industry.

You sit across from him and clear your throat. "You- wanted to meet with me?" you say.

"What is wrong with you?" Darkbloom growls. "Can you not see that I am eating? Must you interrupt my lunch so rudely?"

You gulp. This isn't off to a great start.

You sit there in awkward silence while Darkbloom eats with all the urgency of a cow chewing cud. You squirm and look around the room, unsure what to focus on. You settle on picking at the lint on your pantlegs. Darkbloom is a loud eater, and the wet sounds of his swallowing make you feel a low-level nausea.

After about ten minutes, Darkbloom is done. He pulls his napkin-bib away, neatly stuffs it in the empty carton of fries, and sweeps the detritus into a wastepaper basket at his feet. He takes a couple last slurps of his drink and tosses it away, too.

He coughs, once, then sets his eyes on you. "Should I fire you?" he says.

"I-- what? No--" you drawl.

"Why not?" David says. "You apparently have nothing better to do with your time than sit and stare at me. I just paid you good money to watch me eat my lunch."

This stance does not at all jibe with the existence of the recreational facilities a few floors below. You have no idea what to say, though, so you try the obvious defense: "I work 23 floors below this... in the time it would take me to leave and come back--"

"From here to your workstation is four minutes and 10 seconds at the normal human walking speed," Darkbloom says. "Eight minutes and 20 seconds round trip. You could have completed one minute, 40 seconds of productive labor. Instead, you chose to sit there uselessly."

[ ] Defend yourself.
[ ] Apologize.
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>>2561594

DAMN IT
SHE WANTED TO HAVE FRIDAY SUNDAES
BUT YOU RUINED IT

DAMN YOU
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL
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>>2561594
Still the best, after all these years.
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>>2561615
>[ ] Apologize.
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>>2561615
>[X] Defend yourself.
Hello Darkbloom, my old friend.

Also.
>he's sitting at his desk eating a Big Mac and fries. He wears a napkin as a bib.
Bruh
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>>2561615
[x] Defend yourself.
Asserting dominance.
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>>2561615
We arent spineless.
[X] Defend yourself.
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>>2561615
>[ ] Defend yourself
It’s a damn test I can feel it
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>>2561615
>[X] Defend yourself.
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>>2561622
According to that Twitter post with character stats, Vivian’s favorite fast food is the Big Mac. Deepest lore.
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[ ] defend ourselves
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>>2561615
>[X] Defend yourself.
I mean, he wanted to see us for a reason.
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>>2561615
[X]Defend yourself
Alphabaster don't take no shit. Make him share his fries next time.
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>>2561615
[X ] Defend yourself.

>By asking me this, you're only wasting more time and money
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>>2561615
[ ] Defend yourself.
I don't wanna be bullied by all the women AND all the men in our lives. If we let this happen who's next? Stackleford? I'd rather die than let that happen
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>>2561638
I was bringing more attention to the fact that he's using a napkin as a bib. He's like five second away from using a knife and fork on the poor thing as well.
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>>2561615
[X]Defend yourself
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>>2561615
[ ] Defend yourself

Spinelessness seems to be a unproductive trait at DA
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>>2561615
[ ] Defend yourself.
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>>2561678
Isn't it just as useless in real life
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>>2561615
>[x] Defend yourself
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>[x] Defend yourself.

You've had all you can take of the Darkblooms trying to bully you. First Mara, now her husband - enough is enough.

"You set this meeting," you say. "Maybe I could have done something more productive, but you're the one who decided to brush me off. I was here when you wanted me. Aren't you being disrespectful of my time here?"

Darkbloom's face is impossible to read as he stares wordlessly back at you. You begin to think you've made some kind of terrible mistake.

And then he suddenly roars with leonine laughter. You fidget in place while he laughs and laughs and laughs.

"Alabaster... I think I see what Vivian likes so much about you." He slaps your shoulder, so hard it actually budges you a bit in your seat.

You blink over and over, feeling yourself flush. From withering criticism and threats of termination to effusive praise - navigating the corporate world is a lot more difficult than you imagined.

Darkbloom pulls a fine wooden case from beneath his desk, sets it down and opens the lid. "Cigar?" He asks. "Fresh from Havana. Very nice indeed."

"Uh, no thanks," you say.

"Ah, nonsmoker," Darkbloom says. "Then I won't partake either. I can respect that." He puts the case away. "I'm glad - my daughter doesn't like the habit, either."

He's about to say something else when a secretary pokes her head in the door. "Your next appointment is outside," she says. "Should I--"

"Send him in," Darkbloom says.

You begin to excuse yourself, but Darkbloom motions for you to sit. "This will be good for you. You'll learn a bit about how to deal with problematic employees."

A few seconds later, in walks the last person on Earth you could have ever expected.
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>>2561703
Armstrong? Stackleford? Fazil?
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>>2561703
IT BETTER NOT BE ALEX YOU FUCKER
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>>2561703
Please not Alex. Please not Rose. Please not Cerise. Please not
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>>2561721
Christ, tell me it's not Alex.
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"Who is this?" Zuck says, glancing at you.

"I'd like to introduce you to Alabaster Soliloquy, one of our promising young interns."

You sheepishly wave hello.

Zuck sits in the plush executive chair beside you. "Another weird power play, David? Making me sit with the interns? This is absurd."

Darkbloom shakes his head no. "Here is where you and I differ. I actually care about the young people I bring aboard. I understand that they are the future of my company. I want to ensure they learn about the vagaries of business first-hand, the better to equip them for when they seize the mantle of leadership. Ten or twenty years down the line."

"Just tell me what you want," Zuck chuffs.

"The reason I called you here into my office without convening the board members of either company is to signal to you that I come in the spirit of camaraderie and mutually aligned interests. We have a public relations boondoggle on our hands here but that is no reason to turn on one another."

"You're the one who's got the boondoggle - not me," Zuck says.

"See: this is exactly the sort of conflict I want to avoid. Rather, we should present a unified front."

"A unified front on what, exactly?" Zuck says, his voice petulant and whiny.

"First, on who is going to eat the incredibly large shit sandwich with which we have been presented."

"Shit sandw-"

"It has to be you, of course."

"What are you telling me, David?"

"You must take full responsibility for the hack. We know already it was a hole in your security that allowed the attackers access to our servers. I have one of the world's foremost experts in digital forensics preparing a report to that effect, as we speak." He steeples his fingers. "This episode has proved to me that I erred in allowing Facebook to retain its operational autonomy after the acquisition."

"This is bull," Zuck says, apparently too professional to use foul language even when angry. "You know it was your servers that had the security flaws. I warned you about them two years ago!"

"Calm yourself," David says. His face is darkly shadowed as he leans forward. "Do you want me to bring your wife in here and bend her over this desk again?"

Zuck sets his jaw.

"I thought not. Let's dispense with the measuring tape. You know I will always win."
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>>2561703
Its totally that asshole we fucked over.
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>>2561721
>inb4 Camelia
>She's been next level rusing us
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>>2561733
top kek
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>>2561733
...
Well, I'll give you points. That's the last fucker I expected to see.
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>>2561733
Oh shit, Zucc got cucced
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>>2561733
This just makes me wonder if moot works at DA.
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>>2561733
>Zuck getting cucked by Darkbloom
Oh my god, there's no way I can hate him now.
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>>2561733
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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"I have had enough," Zuck says. "You're going to ruin my life's work, playing petty games like this."

"No, Mr. Zuckerberg, I have had enough. I have had enough of seeing my good name smeared in the press. I have had enough of seeing my dear Mara worry herself sick over her future. I have especially had enough of my precious daughter being fodder for the tabloids. Your only remaining purpose is to fall on your sword so I can move on from this awful chapter in my family's life. You have a golden parachute waiting for you - I'm sure you will enjoy a fine retirement, just like that Tom fellow from Myspace."

Darkbloom hands Zuck a sheaf of papers. "There's the opening statement of your testimony to congress. And here's the new term sheet for Facebook's continued funding - it will dissolve your board and hand all its decisions back to us, in perpetuity. It was a pleasure to be in partnership with you."

"I cannot believe you. You're the freaking devil."

"Just a businessman. Now please," he motions with one hand to shoo Zuck out of the office. Red in the face, Zuck takes the papers and storms out.
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>>2561733
>one of the world's foremost experts in digital forensics
Pfffft.
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"I feel much better now," Darkbloom says. "How about you, Alabaster?"

"I..." you begin, then start over. "He'll take all the blame, then?"

"If he knows what's good for him. I tend to believe people are rational actors."

"Is he - really to blame?" You venture.

"Oh, I think you know the truth about that," Darkbloom intones.

You don't respond.

"I heard about your role in the vote on Tuesday," Darkbloom says. His voice is a bit more chipper. "To listen to Vivian's account, you showed real perspicacity and mettle."

"Thank you," you say.

"As I am sure you know, my CPO has been apprehended by the FBI on - loathsome charges." He sweeps his hand as if to physically do away with what he's talking about. "The less said about it the better. Until such time as I can appoint a new CPO to replace him, I have the right to install a proxy for board votes. Vivian and I agree that we can trust you to act in this company's interests. Would you do this favor for us?"

You know exactly what Darkbloom (and his daughter) expect of you: acting as their puppet to bolster themselves against mutiny by Mara. You're not thrilled to be a pawn in a battle of wits between corporate cutthroats - especially when those cutthroats are family.

Still, can you really turn him down?

[ ] Yes, I'll do it.
[ ] No, I won't do it.
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>>2561751
Based Darkbloom.
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>>2561733
Kek didn't see that coming

Also is David Darkbloom teaching Ally how to become the future leader of this company. Man this guy ships Ally with Vivian more than we do. That's scary
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>>2561766

[ ] Yes, I'll do it.
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>>2561766
>[X ] Yes, I'll do it.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
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>>2561766
[ ] Yes, I'll do it.
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>>2561766
Remember when Fuck Quest was high school shenanigans and fucking on the beach?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
[X]Yes, I'll do it.
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>>2561766
>[x] Yes, I'll do it.
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>>2561766
>[ ] Yes, I'll do it.
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>>2561766
[ ] yes what could go wrong
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How much time has passed since the start of episode 1?
Just how fast did we climb the corporate ladder?
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>>2561766
>[X] Yes, I'll do it.
"temporarily" sounds good to me.
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>>2561766
[X]Yes, I'll do it.
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>>2561766
There is an eerie similarity in the conversations between Darkbloom and Alabaster, and my boss Dave and coworker David.

>[x] Yes, I’ll do it
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>>2561766
>[X] Yes, I'll do it.
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>>2561766
>[X] Yes, I'll do it.
Well, at least David still like cucking the fuck out of people. That didn't change.
>>2561783
That was then, this is now and right now this is Shadowrun.

Though I should remind you shit got really fucking nuts in Fuck Quest. Cyborgs, transhumanist ideals, the fact that our house was burned down, we even died and was told how much of a shit we were.
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>>2561766
[x] Yes, I'll do it.
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>>2561807
Yeah, those high school shenanigans. Nothing wrong with waxing poetic about Terminator 2 with lolis.
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>>2561801
That explains why you're a cuck.
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>>2561796
I think it's been a couple of weeks at most. Pretty impressive. He's done a lot of shit in his short time there like stopping Sable from dying TWICE and saving the company according to David and Vivian
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>>2561807
Depending on shenanigans, there’s a good chance that all that shit we did still happened. The only real change is that the Darkblooms’ accident never happened. Vivian still saw us on tv, Renee presumably was still working for Darkbloom at the time, and because Mara never died, David never proposed to her and convinced her to leave. Other than that, everything we did to Cerise, Rose, and Mom still happened. We never got the chance to fix our situation with Mom, but we still have a chance at Rose and Cerise. I think we objectively made Whitney's life better in both universes, though.
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>[x] Yes, I'll do it.

"Excellent, absolutely excellent." Darkbloom stands and presses one of the wood panels in his wall, revealing a hidden minifridge. He pulls out a bottle of champagne and two fluted glasses. He pops the cap on the champagne and pours.

"To the future of this company," he says, toasting you. "May it be long and profitable."

You toast, clinking the glasses together, and knock back the bubbly drink.

"What about your wife, though?" You ask. May as well address the issue head on. "Will she be upset?"

"Mara can be a bit headstrong sometimes," Darkbloom says. He waves a hand nonchalantly in the air. "We disagree on a few points, but we are united on the things that really count. She won't be a problem."

"She just seemed really--"

"Please, Alabaster, don't worry yourself about small things. The truth is, Mara gets moody around this time of year for purely personal reasons. I apologize if she took it out on you."

You don't ask, but the curiosity must be plain on your face because Darkbloom explains anyway:

"I wasn't unlike you, in my youth - let's just say there was infidelity. Our marriage has recovered since she found out about it, but it's hard to fault her for the lingering pangs of resentment that sometimes surface." He perches a chin on the back of his interlaced hands. "I have to admit, it warms my heart, in a perverse way... I thought for many years that she considered this a marriage of convenience rather than love."

You pour yourself another glass and drink it down. Something, anything to occupy you so you don't have to respond to that.

"Let that be a lesson to you," Darkbloom says. He leans back. "Honesty is important in any relationship."

"Absolutely," you agree.

"I look at you, Alabaster, and I see a future son in law. What do you think of that?"

[ ] I'm flattered.
[ ] You want honesty, then here it is: I'm seeing someone else.
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>>2561846
>[x] I'm flattered BUT, you wanted honesty, so here it is: I'm already seeing someone.
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>>2561846
[ ] i'm flattered
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>>2561846
>[X] You want honesty, then here it is: I'm seeing someone else.

Darkbloom shrugs his shoulders. "So am I, but that doesn't stop me."
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>>2561846
>[ ] I'm flattered BUT you want honesty, then here it is: I'm already seeing someone.
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>>2561846
[x] You want honesty, then here it is: I'm seeing someone else.
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>>2561846
Okay yeah, this one makes me panic, gonna have to side with >>2561854 here.
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>>2561854
+1. Exactly what I was thinking
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>>2561846
>[X] I'm flattered.
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>>2561854
seconding
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>>2561854
Voting on this as well.
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>>2561854
>>2561846
>[x] I'm flattered BUT, you wanted honesty, so here it is: I'm already seeing someone else
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>>2561854
Seconding
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>>2561846
>[ ] I'm flattered.
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>>2561374
God damn the new Vivian is way better than the old one
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>[x] I'm flattered BUT, you wanted honesty, so here it is: I'm already seeing someone else.

"You mean Whitney Price," Darkbloom says.

"Err-- how do you--"

"She's a nice girl," he says. "I think you two make a splendid couple. It of course does not change my overall assessment."

"I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Vivian," you add. "But Whitney and I--"

"Alabaster, please," Darkbloom says. "No need to debase yourself with declaiming and self-justifying. I respect you for being so candid."

You nod.

"Since we're on the topic, Whitney could bring a lot of skills to this company. I am given to understand you asked her to reject our employment offer."

Okay, now it's really weird. How did he know about that?

"Would you be willing to reconsider, Alabaster?"

[ ] Yes.
[ ] No.
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>>2561906
>[ ] Yes.
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>>2561906
>[x] Yes.
As long as we know she's safe.
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>>2561906
>[X] Yes.
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>>2561906
>>[X] Yes.
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>>2561906
[ ] no
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>>2561906
>[X] Yes.
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>>2561906
>[x]Yes
We also REALLY need to consider not carrying our phone with us everywhere. Or finding a soundproof case to keep it in.
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>>2561906
>[x] Yes.
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>>2561906
[ ] No.
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>>2561906
[x] Yes.
He knows everything.
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>>2561906
I vote to toss our phone out a window and to now only communicate through smoke signals.
>[X] No.
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>>2561906
>[x] No.
Don't be wishy washy.
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>>2561906
>[X] No.
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Yes.
Like we have a choice anyway. He'll strongarm us.
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>[X] Yes.

"No promises, though," you add. "I can't control her any better than anyone else."

"Of course not," Darkbloom says, grinning. "That's what makes you like her so much. Correct?"

You nod.

"You're free to go now," Darkbloom says. "I'm sure you have plenty of productive things to do."

You stand and head for the door.

"Oh, Alabaster, one more thing."

You stop and turn at the threshold.

"If you see Camelia again - use that gun of yours to shoot her dead."

END OF EPISODE 4.
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>>2561951
>"If you see Camelia again - use that gun of yours to shoot her dead."
PANIC
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>>2561951
>"If you see Camelia again - use that gun of yours to shoot her dead."

OH MY GOD
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>>2561951
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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>>2561951
mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnice
is what i want to say, but
fuck, man
shhhhhhhhhhiet
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>>2561951
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOcCu31oi7Q

See you next week!
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>>2561951
DADDY PLEASE NOT LIKE THIS
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>>2561951
HOLY SHIT!
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>>2561951
>shoot her dead
the way he said that triggers my autism
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>>2561962
PROTECT CAMELIA
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>>2561951
>"If you see Camelia again - use that gun of yours to shoot her dead."
Definitely his illegitimate child from the infidelity early in his marriage. Perhaps even Mara's and not his.
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>>2561951
I saw `skeeter on my head,
Blinked his eye and I killed him dead
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>>2561951

FUCK
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>>2561951
>"If you see Camelia again - use that gun of yours to shoot her dead."

Hi, I'm Alabaster Soliloquy, and I missed with the wrong people and got involved with some serious shit.
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>>2561980
He said Mara gets moody around this time of year. The storyline is still taking place around 4/21 right? That’s Vivian’s birthday, could her and Camelia be twins even? That means Vivian isn’t Mara’s either.
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Hey OP, what color are Vivian's eyes? (assuming she doesn't wear colored contacts)
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>>2561980
If I'm remembering correctly, didn't Darkbloom fancy Kaa-san in FQ1? I'm just trying to think of a way to tie it to our parents' death.
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>>2561951
>use that gun of yours to shoot her dead.
We could always interpret it as Alabaster's "gun" giving Camelia multiple, little deaths though.

OP Studios pls
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>>2562038
Well, actually that's a long story.
I also can't help but notice that Mom and Dad is dead but Mara is alive, but it was the reverse last time.

Hoo boy, this is going to be a long season.
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>>2561951
All in all, a cool dude
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>>2562046
Equivalent exchange!

who else is dead? Oh god, Renee...
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>>2562064
Renee built Smatters, so she's probably alive.
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>>2562083
True.

It’s kind of insane how intricate this smut quest is. There’s so many characters and events to keep track of.
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>>2562064
Renee is probably on the island since she never been exposed to our magical semen, she should be fine but getting booze up.

God, I hope she's fine
.
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>>2562101
True. Manga adaptation when?
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>>2561951
>"If you see Camelia again - use that gun of yours to shoot her dead."
Hell yeah! It's gonna happen! woohoo!
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>>2562109
>>2562101
>>2562083
>>2562064
Remove Renee, we don't need her this season.
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>>2561846
Oh, so that's why Vivian's mom is mad at Ally
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>>2562112
No lie that would be the greatest fucking thing. I’d actually pay real money to see it. Would be weird to see the characters as OCs and not 8man, Makoto, Mani etc. but worth it.
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>>2561951
Hah, shit.
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>>2562142
Shit, if I had the talent, I'd contact OP to talk about this project.
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>>2562142
>>2562159
Molester man 2.0? direct me to where i throw money
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>>2562112
>>2562142
Meh. FQ works way better as a quest. Maybe as a novel but a visual media such as manga or anime would sacrifice most of the fun writing that makes FQ great
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>>2562167
Thinking about it, a VN would be a better choice of adaptation.
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>>2562171
Yeah I can see that. Speaking of vns isn't Princess Guard Quest getting a vn or was that dropped
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Fattening up Rose for humiliation and padding for rough loving!
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>>2562291
Please kill yourself. It would make me sooooo happy
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>>2562304
It's like you don't even want to humiliate and dominate her completely.
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>>2562291
Fattening is a fucking shit fetish, neck yourself immediately.
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>>2562313
>Has never dominated a slightly chubby girl
Shit's amazing, they're built to take it.
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Guys don’t lose track of the most important fact here: technically, Rose is our imouto now.
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>>2562310
I want to humiliate and dominate her hell that's one of the reasons I stated reading but I want to enjoy it. Fuck your fat fetish
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>>2562332
That's exactly the point we don't want her to take it. We want her to go through agonizing pain as she gets crushed by our body defiling her.

>>2562360
SHE'S. OUR. COUSIN (once removed)
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>>2562291
Poor tastes.
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Ok so, darkbloom knew we knew he was going to make Cerise take the fall. It's why he did what he did with Zuck in front of us.

He also is basically handing his daughter to us, trying to buy our loyalty.

He's also holding the fact he knows about Camelia over our head.

We need to level the playing field. Right now he's way above us. We need to be on one step lower than him or at least equal before we move again.
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>>2562360
Adopted imouto = not blood related = cousin once removed.

So the big twist is that literally everyone in the harem is related either through blood, marriage, or interdimensional time-travel fuckery, right? Keep in mind that Alabaster's and Camilia's visible eye match and we've yet to get descriptions of the rest.
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>>2562463
It's simple. We kill Camelia.
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Also Camelia's hacker friend is either male or uses a male persona online since she referred to them as him. And from an earlier episode, Cerise quips that "God is always listening, why not Darkbloom?" in reference to their 99.9999999% server uptime.
Followed up in this thread where Camelia wants to talk "Where only God can hear us."
I think Camelia has more info than she's letting on and is telling Darkbloom exactly what she wants him to hear.
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>>2562463
Agreed 100%.

Darkbloom wants us to think (and therefore OP wants us to think) he’s bro tier so he can get us where he wants us. Don’t fall for it FQ! He is and always will be the final boss.
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>>2562658
I'm actually starting to wonder if David Darkbloom in this timeline is Alabastor from first fuck quest. Reason I wonder is this particular line (that could just be innocuous)

>"I wasn't unlike you, in my youth - let's just say there was infidelity.

This combined with the early materials calling this ReFug (remember RE means repeat for Japanese media). So we begin by asking ourselves, which girl in original FQ was Mara?
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>>2562530

The hacker is almost guarenteed to be Gallatea at this point, judging by how they stated they want the best for Cerise, what's more her bio says she's a hacker.
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>>2562744
Would this logically follow a timeline from the drafted original ending where Darkbloom claimed that Ms. Carte was responsible for burning our house down after the big reveal that it was her that injected us with Pheremone X-11? Would explain why she's considered "disgraced" in this timeline.


>>2562755
I mean, I'm still convinced this is true. Just found Camilia's usage of male pronouns interesting. Maybe she doesn't even know the real Galatea, or of course is just generalizing. Overthinking is fun!
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>>2562744
I’m gonna kinda pissed if you’re right and that’s what’s happening. I’m gonna be super pissed if Mara is Rose. The aggressive personality, jealousy, and inability to let things go match up perfectly.
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>>2562787
>>2562788

Could be red herring but eh.
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>>2562787

You actually could be onto something, I'm digging through twitter.
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>>2562803
You’ll eventually fall into the 421 rabbithole like I have if you keep looking at the thing’s OP’s posted and when.
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>>2562194
I believe its taking longer than he thought it would but is still on.
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>>2561951
is it weird that I'm more enthralled by the corporate intrigue and cute SOL interactions than fucking?
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>>2562658
But what if he's actually a good guy in this one? Then again, the only person who had a personality change in this one is Spancer since he starts out in Ahnold mode
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>>2562869
>masturbating to Fuck Quest
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>>2562869
>reading Fuck Quest for the fucking
Heh.
>>2562876
And Spancer Terminated Pai already too.
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>>2562892
That scene with semen strings between Rose and Whitny's tits was GOAT.
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>>2563018
This line in the OVA/ghost thread will always be my all-time favorite:
>"Do it, do it," Whitney says in a sing-song voice. She puts her hand on your back. "I know you're so close... oh so close... unload inside her, Ally. Empty your nuts inside her. Cum inside your sister."

Just imagining that whispered in my ear, the sudden touch of a cold hand my hot back, and just the content of her little message. The idea of the things she's saying while I'm doing what I'm doing. That's just the hottest thing in the world to me.
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>>2563038
IaTM-san! IaTM-san!
>The First Epistle of John 4:21
>And he has given us this command:Anyone who loves God must also love their brother and sister.
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>>2563038
Also, April 21, 1852 marked the death of one General Ivan Nabokov, who was the great-grand-uncle (ish) of Vladimir Nabokov, and everyone knows what makes him relevant.
Also also Rene Descartes turned 422 on March 31, 2018 - shortly AFTER we fell down the rabbit hole.


I'm sure this is all coincidence.
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So am I the only one who would definitely dump Whitney for Vivian. She's kinda annoying with how possessive she is and Vivian is just a more interesting character
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>>2563227
I woulda done it first.

ALSO ALSO ALSO, Camelia's line, "The ones you love mean more than anything.", while of course being the line from Komm Susser Todd, was also spoken by Future Alabaster at the end of the death flashback sequence, during the 'what makes a man a man speech', further lending credence to her being from the future.
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David Darkbloom definitely has an illegitimate child, right? Camelia and Alabaster are obvious possibilities, is there anyone else who would make sense?
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>>2563176
OP is truly scary.
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>>2562803
>fela pure and koakuma
Didn't catch that last time
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>Ms. Carte ALSO has blue eyes
I'm gonna be freaking out over this harder than IaTM and his 421
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>>2562803
>it's the 21st of 10,421 emails
>BK 421
Maybe he is on to something?
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>>2565784
>Unread emails number 1,421
>An ANON SENT AN EMAIL TO THAT ADDRESS and received a reply at 7:21 EST which is 4:21 PST.
>Quest started on April 21st, which is canonically Vivian's birthday
>Whitney's student ID (visible on the test) is 42106969
>the OP in the /csg/ *Chan image OP Studios posted was posted at 14:21
>an "anon" in that thread linked to a Cerise video where she appears at 4:21
>I accidentally got post 421 in the archived ghost thread
>Episode 4 contained 2 parts in 1 thread


>Maybe he is on to something?
Really makes you think.
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>>2565950
You forgot to check the post number on the OP in the csg thread. I am disappoint.

There's also a non-421 related easter egg in the public statement released by DA relating to the first season. I'll point it out since I doubt anyone would find it on their own:

The data breach is said to have begun at March 10, 11:12 PM PST, and ended March 11, 4:44 AM PST. These are the dates/times of the first and last updates in the original episode of Fuck Quest.
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>>2565965
FUCK, I did check but I forgot about it.

That easter egg is super cute, honestly.
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>>2565965
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN, OP.
And talk about the blue eyes. You literally went out of your way to recolor Renee's you fuck.
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>>2566005
Everyone in FQ is secretly related and all relationships are incestuous.
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>>2566023
Here's one for you: in season one, Alabaster fucked 4 non-family members, 2 direct relations and 1 rabbit.
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This is violence.
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PS: rankings as of episode 4:

Vivian > Alex > Rose > Cerise=Camelia=Sable > Whitney

Not ranked: Galatea, Kay (we basically haven’t seen them)

Honorary mentions: Mrs. Mallory, Mara (fingers crossed for a double order of Oyakodon... the Darkblooms dominating the Mallorys?)
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>>2566912
>Vivian = Alex > Cerise=Camelia=Sable > Rose = Whitney

I’ve noticed Alabaster and Cerise seem to be WAY more tolerant of each other now. We could’ve never hoped for “I need to talk to you alone” in season 1 because up to a point, every conversation was shitflinging and both sides being hopelessly tsundere. Now we’re having serious, important conversations that don’t immediately devolve into calling each other syphilis-addled harlots and odorous virgin faggots after two sentences.

I also like how Vivian is on our side almost instantly, but I’m afraid our meeting with Daddy Darkbloom might change that. I get the feeling OP doesn’t seem against having our haremites turn against us depending on the situation. We'll dick them back into reality, sure, but I still feel like there’s a chance it could happen because Vivian just felt too easy to fluster.
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>>2567089
>I’ve noticed Alabaster and Cerise seem to be WAY more tolerant of each other now. We could’ve never hoped for “I need to talk to you alone” in season 1 because up to a point, every conversation was shitflinging and both sides being hopelessly tsundere.

Trust me, when you lose a parent, you stop the bullshit immediately, it's just these two lost both at the same time and next to Mallory, they all they got in this fucked up world.

When my old man died, I was damn near catatonic and then when I woke up, I was angry. I'm not surprised that Alabaster would burn down his high school at one point.
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>>2566443
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Enjoying this journey to 2014
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>>2567347
What’s the significance of blue eyes?
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>>2567432
Same as 421. If there’s actually something that matters about it, we don’t know it yet.
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>>2567461
Where else has it shown up?
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>>2567432
Disproportionate number of blue-eyed characters amongst the cast, including Alabaster (it matches his phone!), Camelia (her one visible eye - inb4 she's heterochromatic), and Ms. Carte (the character she's based on has canonically purple eyes, and OP went out of his way to color in the eyes on her poster above).

Tl;dr - SHADOWRUNS
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>>2567089

That's a deliberate choice on my part. Couple reasons for that:

>>2567118
This is the major reason - Alabaster and Cerise in this story have lost their parents, and ever since then, they've had to rely on each other way more than they ever did in the original FQ. (We'll see more of that in flashbacks as the story develops.)

Another factor is simply that they're older. Alabaster is mostly the same horrible asshole he's always been, but he's at least a tiny bit more mature (just a tiny bit). Cerise is the major difference though, she's kind of beaten down by life at this point and doesn't have a lot of fight left in her. She's already a Christmas Cake and it's only Christmas Eve. (Alabaster knows this, too - by now, he's aware of the depth of his sister's loser-dom, whereas in the original Fuck Quest he assumed she was a slut who had something approaching a social life.)

The last thing playing into their dynamic this season is the fact that they more or less immediately started off in the middle of some really serious shit. In season 1 the stakes weren't THAT high for a little while, Alabaster had a weird stalker who turned out to be a billionaire's daughter but it wasn't immediately clear that things were as insane as they turned out to be. Contrast with how this story begins: Alabaster and Cerise's names are in the front page news, they're being coerced into major felonies by a domestic terrorist and they work for a company that's corrupt at best, evil at worst.

Having said that, the core of their dynamic isn't too different, they bicker and argue still, they can't be honest with their feelings, but at least they begin from a point of knowing that they're playing for the same side.

There's some equivalent exchange happening here too because Alabaster's relationship with Rose has curdled into something truly crazy over time - they've been family, against their will, for over four years at this point. Close daily proximity combined with the incest taboo barring their most obvious relief valve means they've slowly driven each other absolutely bonkers. A lot of the friction in Alabaster and Cerise's relationship now exists between Alabaster and Rose. (It's not for nothing that they're step-siblings now.)
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>>2567960
>They can't be honest with their feelings
Why are all the Soliloquy's Tsunderes? Is it in their blood? A curse? I need to know
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>>2568025
I'd say it's 80% genetic, 20% Alabaster being such a jerk that he just naturally makes people crabby.
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>>2566443
I really want to believe that OP has some sort of plan for Renee this season, and isn't just leaving her out because he couldn't think of any real reason to include her.
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>>2568083
I think he's gonna do the latter no reason to include a character in a story for no reason especially when they could be a possible distraction from the main storyline. She's probably gonna be kept alive through references like with Smatters or the missing poster and we might get a bonus chapter with her. I loved Ms. Carte but it seems op is definitely willing to get rid of beloved characters like mom & dad (objectively the best characters)
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>>2568108
>it seems op is definitely willing to get rid of beloved characters like mom & dad
I still have a feeling that we're going to end up saving them through some sort of time travel shenanigans
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>>2568108
what if Camelia is Ally's and Renee's daughter (from the future)
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>>2568139
>believing mom and dad are dead

we are at the center of a web of lies

im half convinced fq2 is a very convincing VR projection
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>>2568139
>>2568145
>>2568156
I keep seeing these time travel or virtual reality or some other ridiculous theories in these threads is it just memeing or do people unironically belive we're in the middle of the time travel shenanigans or that there's some conspiracy with blue eyes (that one I'm sure is memeing. At least I hope to god it is). If so is there any reason why I don't remember shit being that crazy in season 1 or anything that hints to it in this season
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>>2568182
You don't remember the entire plot synopsis of Season 1 being Terminator 2 with anime girls?
You don't remember David Darkbloom literally trying to take over the world with sex robots to turn people into anime protagonists to harness their 4th wall breaking energy so that he could become a god?
You don't remember the original Season 2 synopsis being college adventures, Harry Potter vs CERN, and the ending being Alabaster being sent back in time to become his own father?
Yare yare~, Anonymous-dono.
And I'm not memeing about the blue eyes, I'm actually convinced there's something there.
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>>2568182
>is there any reason why I don't remember shit being that crazy in season 1
Sounds like someone's been brainwashed by Darkbloom Enterprises.

You should go back and read the old threads. Time travel and VR have already played major roles in the established universe. And given how much planning OP's put into this season, I'm totally willing to believe there's something to the blue eyes conspiracy too.
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>>2568201
I actually don't remember half of what you just said but it sounds familiar. I mostly remember the funny sol shit, characters, and the lewd stuff. Summer break is happening soon so I was gonna do re-read then
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>>2568182
ALSO ALSO ALSO ALSO, NOW THAT THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS ME GOING BACK TO LOOK AT IT

The whole line of "there was infidelity" was used in the End of Season 1 synopsis for the lie Alabaster told Darkbloom about the 'falling' out of the harem to initiate their final infiltration... said false infidelity being with Ally's dad future Ally.
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Coming back with the hottest takes. Camelia is actually just timefucked Renee.
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>>2568229
I've considered this one too, but it almost seems TOO on the nose. Sure hair dye is a thing, but the rest of everything is way too off.

Just keeping my eyes open for any references to Sofia Saint-Elizabeth.
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>>2568229
Credence to this theory: both characters smoke. Also, Darkbloom offers Alabaster a cigar to which he says no, and Darkbloom says “my daughter doesn’t like that habit either” ...hint Camelia is NOT his child?
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>>2568297
Well he wouldn't mention a bastard daughter in that sort of context at all - he was pretty clearly referring to Vivian.
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>>2568304
Ok yeah true.

Anyway enjoy this hot take round up
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>>2568353
Yes I've been waiting for some new FQ memes! The memes are what made season 1 so fun
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>that last one
Heh.
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>>2568353
>Camelia is Alabasterina come to save us from ourselves
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>>2568353
While I'm fairly certain that camelia isnt a robot, i do believe that her evil eye quip was 100% truthful.

my hunch is that she is hiding a magic eye.

she also said that her partner (galatea) handles the hacking while she handles the social interaction. The problem with that however is that no matter how painfully shy galatea is Camelia is still the social equivalent of a shark juggling chainsaws. She is interesting, but definitely not safe or persuasive.

and she cant just pull guns on -everyone-, or even blackmail them.

which leads me to think she has a magic eye that forces people to do what she wants.

also Stackleford is probably now her unwitting thrall.
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>which leads me to think she has a magic eye that forces people to do what she wants.
Hoo boy.
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>>2568404
>also Stackleford is probably now her unwitting thrall.
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To be perfectly honest, it wouldn't be too hard. As much as I try to give the Narutard a fair shake, all you have to do is shake your ass at him and he's all good. I hope he's okay as well.
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>>2568511
>caring about Stacklefuck
Yeah naw. Camilia's gonna NTR him from Kagome and leave him stranded in a dessert somewhere, calling it now.
... NTCar? NetoCARe?
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>>2568108
Dad was just a funny set piece that Ally talked at
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>>2568404
There are definitely background shenanigans, but I don't think there are magic background shenanigans. She's definitely just really good at manipulating people. Her eye is just a chuuni bit she's doing to cement her position as "Punished Camelia, No Name and No Shame" to get some edge on us, or she actually just has a bad/no eye.

I do think Blue-kun is onto something with the infidelity bit in >>2568223
One of the Darkblooms tried to fuck one of the Soliloquys, the other found out, Daddy DB had our parents killed as a result. For now, that's the story I'm sticking to.

Camelia is still a deranged cutie though.
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I want to fuck Alex! I really want to fuck him!
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So has anybody called the crimefuckers hotline? I'm scared of what I'll find.
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>>2569818
Any 800 number ending in FUCK is highly likely to be a phone sex hotline. (222) is a perfectly valid exchange code in the NANP standard that I just had to look up because I wouldn’t put it past him to put a functioning number there.

>>2569740
We all do, anon.

We all do.
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>>2570035
Okay I checked and it's definitely just a phone sex line. Phew.
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Fuck Quest. Where we have to check the phone numbers on wanted posters JUST to be sure that it's not a piece of lore being missed out on.
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>>2570545
Quick, somebody fly out to Palo Alto and knock on the door of every address listed as 421.
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>>2572085
Actually there's a Subway on 421 California Ave in Palo Alto, hilariously. I'm positive this is a coincidence.
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Which fug is the most fuggable? Setting aside relationship potential.
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>>2572442
If you're talking about in general it would have to be mom. If only season 2 Alex is an easy win
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>>2572095
If you cracked the case, I will eat my fucking shoes.

>>2572442
In general it would fall to Cerise or Renee. S2 specifically, Because we have yet to see Cerise lewdness in any capacity, Camelia. My dick craves crazy.
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I swear to god im not into traps but holy shit ive been fapping to traps non stop.

I blame this quest
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>>2572442
Something about the idea of bullying an sjw into submission awakes something sadistic in me. I loathe the ideology, and their shrill, 20-something liberal arts degree voices, so much, that the idea of railing them into a drooling slut that begs to be subdued by the "patriarchy" really appeals to me on a visceral level.

also I like tits, and mami.
so rose.
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>>2572750
I honestly think Rose has the most interesting personality of all the characters. Not the BEST personality but the most interesting. She’s more than just an SJW stereotype, she’s got a lot of different aspects that always are in conflict and make her kind of fascinating. Plus, rape battles.
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>>2572537
>we have yet to see Cerise lewdness in any capacity

I am convinced that Ally and Cerise have synched masturbation habits because she was spying on him via hidden camera...

but given the sheer AMOUNT Cerise masturbates I could very well be mistaken.

also, since I've been reading season one, it's become clearer and clearer to me that "you smell like cum/jizz/etc." is due in large part to special pheromones. ... But given the sheer AMOUNT Ally masturbates I could be wrong.


but seriously, who doesn't shower so often that jizz is perceptible as a smell on them?
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https://gizmodo.com/google-employees-resign-in-protest-against-pentagon-con-1825729300

>Google has emphasized that its AI is not being used to kill, but the use of artificial intelligence in the Pentagon’s drone program still raises complex ethical and moral issues for tech workers and for academics who study the field of machine learning.

>In addition to the petition circulating inside Google, the Tech Workers Coalition launched a petition in April demanding that Google abandon its work on Maven and that other major tech companies, including IBM and Amazon, refuse to work with the U.S. Defense Department.

>“We can no longer ignore our industry’s and our technologies’ harmful biases, large-scale breaches of trust, and lack of ethical safeguards,” the petition reads. “These are life and death stakes.”

Where were you when Fuck Quest was revealed to be a documentary and not actually for fun at all?
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>>2574495
I don't even know what timeline we're in any more.
Is OP John Titor?
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I was thinking about the ending of season 1 that we never got to see but OP summarized. Mom is the one who was supposed to actually kill David Darkbloom. Now, in this timeline, she’s dead. Coincidence?

(Probably. But it stokes my shadowruns)
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Just spend the last couple days binging S1 and S2 of the quest after I saw this on the /qst/ front page. QM I have to say you have created something absolutely amazing. I'm very glad that I came upon this quest and am now able to participate as one of your readers.

Cerise best girl

>>2559482
This is like with Gustav where we started fucking all over the place and ruining his shit. Only it's with Cerise now
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So am I the only one who wants to have a very intimate wrestling match with Alex?
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>>2576211
BOY NEXT DOOR
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What if Cerise isn't one of the 8/8 this time and the final girl is Super Saiyan Carte with blue eyes and blue hair.
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>>2576491
And then ultra instinct mom breaks through the whole showing of her true 9/9 power that transcends even death
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>>2576551
Foursome between Alabaster and the MILF trio: mom, Mrs. Mallory and Mara.
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Also I was just reading the Q&A pastebin where OP answered fan questions after the end of season 1:

https://pastebin.com/QZMbssah

>Rose: I think Rose is a lot more like Alabaster than some people recognize. I think she'd love something dorky, like a museum, and she'd probably spend a long time lecturing you about the history of this thing or that. She's precocious for a 15 year old. In another life, she would have done well on the quiz bowl.
>In another life, she would have done well on the quiz bowl.

Deepest. Lore.
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>>2576678
Oh lordy, I'd forgotten that.
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>>2576580
Know that you mention it we should totally fuck Mrs. Mallory. She seems like an easy lay and we could use a milf even if she's just a side bitch. Plus it will fuck with Rose and that's always a bonus
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>>2576678
>>2576715
>Oh wait, about student council -- I did have a more solid idea for that. It would mean more Rose hijinks, battling for control, more rape fights. Mention is made in one of the episodes that Rose is running uncontested for StuCo President

>-- Alabaster would have run against her. That would have been a lot of fun to do.

Deepest.

Also the paste says Renee is 5’5 but the wanted poster say’s she’s 5’8

HAH
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>>2576733
>3 inch difference
>4 - 2 + 1 = 3
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>>2576883
Quick maths
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>>2577854
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How do you archive this shit again>?




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