>>2622184
> "Why the hell is a screwy looking squirrel talkin' to me?"
> "You know my daughter's name is Marion?"

>>2622184
>"Aw, Nah. Not you again. Yah gots my sister killed you squirrelly varmit, I am not letting ya take my daughter too." Go look for your shotgun.

>>2622184
>> "You know my daughter's name is Marion?"

>>2622210
You're in at 21:07

Votes will be taken taken until 21:27 for this post.

20 votes, 20 min (or so writing), and I still love write-ins!

>>2622184
>"You know my daughter's name is Marion?"

>>2622222
I mean to say, 20mins for votes after the first voting post, etc. Sorry!

>>2622213
+1

Best to but it down before it starts talking

>>2622184
>> "The fuck are you doing in my house, on the second story?"

This isn't gonna turn into some Madoka Magika shit, right? Is this Sailor Moon or Sailor Nothing?

>>2622184
>Snap its neck

>>2622184
>>2622210
this.

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>>2622184
"Look," you say, holding the little rat thing at arms length, as you angle around the room for a shotgun, "somethin' like you got my sister killed, and I'm not about to let ys do the same thing too my daughter."

It looks cowed, as you hold it by the scruff of the neck, while you find the hunting shotgun against the wall in back of you.

You usually use that gun for clay pigeons, not little magical ferrets, but you're pretty sure it'll cause this guy some pain.

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" you say, grabbing the shotgun with one hand, "do ya? I've got a hell of lot of questions about why you're on the second story of my place, and why you look so much like that thing my sister had coming into her room right before she died so awfully."

It kinda whimpers in your hand. You cock the hunting shotgun with one hand, pumping it like Schwarzenegger.

"You'd better be lucky, punk," you say, pointing the loaded shotgun into its face, "Since you know my daughter's name, and this was her room before the remodel."

...Honestly, you kinda hope your wife doesn't come in during this, but you can hear her puttering around downstairs.

"You're a screwy lookin' squirrel, and you've got about five seconds before I blow your head off and put you in a stew pot."

[OPTIONS FOR THE SQUIRREL]

>Man, I'm just a squirrel! Squee! Squee!
>Look, I don't know about your sister, but you daughter is something else - she might be what we need to finish this fight!
>Wait, a remodel? I thought this was Marion's bedroom?
>Look, I'm sure we can talk this out

>>2622328
>>Look, I don't know about your sister, but you daughter is something else - she might be what we need to finish this fight!

>>2622328
As always:
>WRITE IN! (for the squirrel)

>>2622328
>>Look, I'm sure we can talk this out
oh god were a damn redneck, but OP i absolutely love this.

>>2622328
>>Look, I'm sure we can talk this out

Not sure why we're voting for the squirel and not just the dad.

>>2622328
>>Man, I'm just a squirrel! Squee! Squee!
This is a masterful deception and cannot possibly fail.

>>2622328
>Look, I'm sure we can talk this out

>>2622328
>> Offer deepest condolences regarding the gun wielding human's sister
>> He doesn't look like he is willing to take any bullshit, explain the situation clearly and plead for his permission to have his daughter's help, she might be able to help finish the fight once and for all for the good of everyone!

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>>2622339
Deadline for votes is 21:52 - twenty minutes after the first voting post.

By the way, are there dice on /qst/? I used to run on /tg/ - do the dice run the same here?

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2622368
yeah there is, and i'm an old time on /tg/ as well, i kinda miss quests being there, but shit is as shit is.

>>2622374
I'll bank that 65-100 for the next time I request a roll, for old times' sake.

>>2622351
Rednecks can survive anything. Besides there's being a redneck and then there's being a shitbird redneck. We're clearly a bit above the average.

>>2622368
what quests did you run?

>>2622433
Motorcycle courier for one

>>2622328
>Wait, a remodel? I thought this was Marion's bedroom?

>>2622368
same, the only difference is the draw function but that's useless for most quests when ms paint and krita are free and more familiar

>>2622328
>Man, I'm just a squirrel! Squee! Squee!

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>>2622328
"Look," the rodent squeaks out, "I'm sure we can talk this out."

There's maybe a trace of fear in its eyes?

You're not quite sure. You've never looked straight into a varmit's eye's before. Varmits just want to suck chickens' eggs or eat the young of other farm animals.

Well, that's what you'd learned before you'd managed to get off the farm, get a degree, and get out into the city. A city where you'd found love, and found a life you never thought you could have. A life where your hands could encircle a set of... but enough thinking about your wife.

What matters now is defending your daughter. and you'd seen a thing like that around your sister right before she died in very, v-e-r-y suspicious circumstances, way back there on the farm.

"I thought this was Marion's bedroom," the rodent said, its little teeth flashing with every word, "I'm sure there's been a misunderstanding - "

"Like there was with my sister?" you ask, engulfing the little rodent in your hand.

"I don't know anything about your sister - " the ferret said, before it realized exactly how large your hands were, and that you could choke it to death while still holding the scruff of its neck.

[Magic Ferret]
>That... That wasn't me
>I'm an emissary of an alien race that wants to stave off the Heat Death of the Universe, and we need your daughter for that
>You were her brother? You have no idea what demons she faced. And you probably faced some of them yourself.
>Can we table this until AFTER the rampaging demon taking out Downtown is dealt with?

>>2622462
Oh, and for that - Pick 1. ONE. EIN. UNO.

You know the drill.

>>2622462
>>Can we table this until AFTER the rampaging demon taking out Downtown is dealt with?

>>2622436
>Motorcycle Courier

Holy shit, someone on here remembers.

Damn. I'm glad, and I'm sorry to you that it never finished.

>>2622462
>You were her brother? You have no idea what demons she faced. And you probably faced some of them yourself.

>>2622466
Accepting votes until 22:27 - 20 min after the first voting post.

>>2622483
Only one option mate.

>>2622462
>You were her brother? You have no idea what demons she faced. And you probably faced some of them yourself.

>>2622486
I appreciate what you're saying, but I usually take secondary and non-winning voted option into account when writing.

Gives more interesting ideas to incorporate, particularly with write-ins.

>>2622462
>>Can we table this until AFTER the rampaging demon taking out Downtown is dealt with?

>>2622473
>Support
>>2622462
>You were her brother? You have no idea what demons she faced. And you probably faced some of them yourself.
Lets become Magical Dad, by that I mean, Dad with a shotgun and a perfect daughter to protect. We gonna shotgun all ferrets and demons that come for our Marion. If that means we study dark magic and gain powers not meant for mortals to send demons back to the darkness and ferrets back to hell, then so be it!

>>2622462
>>Can we table this until AFTER the rampaging demon taking out Downtown is dealt with?

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>>2622462
"You were her brother?" it asked, brazenly staring me down with those red eyes, "and I just heard about it, I didn't contract her. But you have no idea what demons she faced - "

I must have grimaced at that one, because I swear it smirked.

They say that baring teeth is a predatory response that, among fellow predators, became an expression of consolidarity.

Only among the same species of predators. And that little ferret wasn't my species.

He wasn't any species on earth.

"Although," he said, with what I, as a fellow mammal, could interpret as a smirk, "you probably know what she faced. You may have faced some of them yourself."

OK.

This rat can suck my dick, if he's comparing my parents to demons. Neither of us had a fantastic upbringing, but I wouldn't say it was demonic. Looking back, I'm pretty sure they meant the best for us.

"You've got one more chance," I said, ramming the shotgun's barrel into the rat's head, "one more chance to not get your brains on this carpet."

...really hope my wife didn't hear that. She picked out this carpet, after all.

[Ferret Spirit]
>RAGING DEMON DOWNTOWN, Jesus Fuck! (That's why I was here to get your daughter to fight it!)
>DIE TO SHOTGUN [BAD END]

>>2622535
>RAGING DEMON DOWNTOWN, Jesus Fuck! (That's why I was here to get your daughter to fight it!)
>Queue dad saying the ferret is not dying on the carpet, he's getting taken out back.

>>2622535
Oh, wait, I want d100 rolls for the daughter rushinging in at this moment on the responses.

Sorry about forgetting that.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2622535
>RAGING DEMON DOWNTOWN, Jesus Fuck!

>>2622539
Voting ends at 22:54, 20min after the first voting response.

Or possible before, if I start writing after votes are a a trickle. That's full disclosure for ya.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2622542

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>2622535
>>RAGING DEMON DOWNTOWN, Jesus Fuck! (That's why I was here to get your daughter to fight it!)
Let's tell him we were about to throw his precious baby daughter into a life or death struggle against unimaginable evil with little to no preparation! This is a great plan! We are the best at plans!

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2622535
>>RAGING DEMON DOWNTOWN, Jesus Fuck!

>>2622374
>>2622544
>>2622548

First three are over 50 (including that banked one), daughter does NOT barge in on you during this.

(If they're failed, she would have come in seeking a stuffed animal in the room that used to be hers but got remodeled.)

>TFW want father daughter bonding experiences over magical shit

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2622542

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>>2622535
"There's a raging demon downtown, Jesus Christ!" the little furry thing screams at you "that's why I was here to get your daughter in the first place!"

"Let me get this straight," you say, pocketing a box of shotgun shells, "you were going to grab my daughter out of bed, at this hour of the night, to go fight demons?"

"Well," it said, its ears drooping, "yeah - that's what magical girls do!"

>Just kill the damn thing
>"Tell me that's what magical shotgun shells do too, and you can make these magical"
>"Ok, I guess I'll go wake her up, but it's past her bedtime"

>>2622580
>"Tell me that's what magical shotgun shells do too, and you can make these magical"

>implyingwe arn't gonna punch the shit out of that demon for wasting our time and our girls time, and having to deal with this magical fucking ferret.

>>2622580
>Tell me that's what magical shotgun shells do too, and you can make these magical"

>>2622558
wait is that good or bad

>>2622580
>"Tell me that's what magical shotgun shells do too, and you can make these magical"

>>2622584
22:53 - 23:13 is the maximum voting deadline, and I might begin writing before that.

>>2622580
>"You could have picked anyone to risk their neck for you, but you had to pick my Marion. Never talk to my daughter again, you prick."
>"Now, tell me that's what magical shotgun shells do too, and you can make these magical."

>>2622580
>>"Tell me that's what magical shotgun shells do too, and you can make these magical"
If he doesn't, we're shooting him, right?

>>2622580
>>"Tell me that's what magical shotgun shells do too, and you can make these magical"

>Inb4 Magical Dad quest

>>2622580
"Tell me that's what magical shotgun shells do too," you say, poking a finger into your jacket so they rattle, "and that your can make these magical."

The ferret thing in your other hand writhes a bit and tells you "yeah, with the magic I've put on them, those'll bite demons, but I'll have to answer for this when I get home."

"Well, ratface," you smirk at him, "hopefully with this, you'll make it home."

It's not like he had another good option. You had him (literally) by the scruff of the neck there, and any other response would have left him a lot less handsome - even to females into rat-faced douchebags.

Hopefully your daughter might have just thought he was cute in a stuffed-animal way.

"You ready to go in, kid?" he asks you, looking like a drill sergeant more than a rat.

"If I say 'no' now," you ask the damn thing, and hope it gets the reference, "are ya gonna say that the best part of me ran down my mother's backside?"

The little rat's eyes narrow for a second.

"If we get out of this one alive," he squeaks, "I won't say anything like that".

And then it all - you just have no idea. It's like that time in college that odd roommate offered you LSD, but it's - tunneling from one place in reality to another. I guess that's what you'd call it.

Well, unless you called it "Fucking Crazy".

Just enough time to think about your strategy on the other end:

>Take cover and take stock of the situation
>A demon? Like the ones that killed my sister? KILL THEM ALL
>Rely on ratface here for support
>WRITE IN

>>2622612
I admit, I originally intended this to be "OH NO! My daugther's a Magical Girl!" Quest, but that just didn't seem to be the right path in the moment.

>>2622623
>A demon? Like the ones that killed my sister? KILL THEM ALL

>>2622623
>Take cover and take stock of the situation

>>2622623
>>Take cover and take stock of the situation
we gotta be tacticool as almighty fuck, also, we are totally gonna end up as the magical dad wizard, no ands ifs or buts, our signature spell will be gun.
>>2622612
and i couldn't wish for anything else, unless everyone in the family ends up magical shit and this crap becomes a family outing.

>>2622641
Vote close at 23:36, based on the first voting post's timestamp (20min later).

Might close faster, if there seems to be a heavy majority and I feel like writing from it.

>>2622623
>>Take cover and take stock of the situation

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>>2622623
That was, uh, honestly, an experience you'd rather not repeat again. Seems like the little rodent in your hand gave physics a wedgie, and the two of you slid into this particular physical space while that nerd wasn't looking.

Of course, you were the guy getting wedgied more than the wedgie-er, back in the day, but that's in the past. Nobody cares about high school after it happens to them, right?

...Odd flight of fancy to have as you hunker down behind an upper-story balcony in a mall, frankly.

[1/2, option selected: "Take Cover and take stock"]

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>>2622673
Then you see what's down there, making a mockery of the mall, as you hunker down behind a second-story barrier.

You can't help but think of the juicy insurance claims that demon is racking up for the store owners, as it blasts through everything that looks structural.

Some life insurance claims too, even at this time of night. Anyone staying this late is a manager or a stocker, and that first class has those things in spades.

Idly, you wonder if the fact you're considering the victims' beneficiaries monetary benefits over the grief anyone would have over their deaths marks you as a sociopath.

You hear the screams above the flames, young screams, old screams, just over the crackling waves of fire.

Was this how you sister died? Is this how you'll die, leaving behind a weeping widow and a daughter barely into her best years?

>Jump down and confront demon
>jump down and pull as many people as you can to safety
>Kill the damn rodent
>Write in

>>2622693
>Hop off that damn balcony and start shooting the ever-living shit out of that demon. Scream as loud as humanly possible the entire time.

>>2622693
>>Jump down and confront demon
And by confront, I mean shoot it in the face. Repeatedly. Until you're sure it's dead. Then keep shooting, just to be safe.

>>2622693
>Jump down and confront demon

>>2622698
First voting post at 23:47 - voting closes at 24:07

>>2622693
>>Jump down and confront demon
>>jump down and pull as many people as you can to safety
Both of these, we will be a god damn hero.

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>>2622693
Synths blare in your ears. Then the drum riff hits.

You get up. And Nothing gets You down.

You know just how she feels - we've got to roll with the punches and get to what's real.

Might as well jump.

You chuck the little rat. Seems like he's nodding his head to the same beat you feel as you barrel over the barricade and jump straight down toward the demon.

"Hey," you yell at the demoness, as you take in those horns, that look in her eyes, "can't you see me standing here - "

She turns toward you, those burning orbs joining with with yours.

"Can't you see what I mean?" you say, a song you heard in your misspent youth welling up in you, and you slam a round of buckshot into her.

You swear that jackass rat has hit the mall's audio systems' classic rock soundtrack, but that's what you're feeling tonight. You can feel in in the air tonight. Maybe you're just back in black. Perhaps you're thunderstruck.

Maybe you'll be giving this rat his dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

It's your generation.

And you pull on the demoness. With the shotgun. She's a hell of a lot easier to hit than a clay 'pigeon'. And she screams in a way your wife never has.

And then - she kneels?

A head of terrifying horns bowed toward you, a flaming mall as their backdrop.

Then she asks "what do you wish of me, my master?"

And suddenly, as if called by a powerful force, a little flying shard of life and hope and happiness smashes in through a window.

"DIE, demon!" it screams.

And you know exactly who it is.

It's your daughter.

>We can definitely talk this all out.
>You go girl, kill the demon!
>write in

>>2622732
>>We can definitely talk this all out.

>>2622738
Support, I mean really, we could have a concubine demoness,

>>2622732
....wait what?
we just got a demon familiar, and things just went wonky.
legit confusion at this point.
anyways:

>We can definitely talk this all out.

>>2622746
I dunno if we should be taking a concubine right in front of our daughter, but the demon seems willing enough to talk things out.

>>2622732
>>>write in
>Go full dad mode. Use a pet nickname for daughter, tell her that we've got everything under control here, then
>Talk this out.

>>2622738
00:18 - first voting response. Voting closes at 00:38

I reserve the right to start writing before voting closes if one option seems dominant, or I just feel like it.

I attempt to incorporate all write ins at least into internal monologue.

>>2622732
>>We can definitely talk this all out.
"Young lady, it is long past your bed time, and I see you breaking into locked buildings, getting into fights, and trying to kill things. Would you like to explain exactly why you shouldn't be grounded until you're 50?"

>>2622751
>Use a pet nickname for daughter

Got any suggestions?

Vote for it, fuckers!

>>2622758
Sincer her name is Marion can we name her Mari?

>>2622758
Marion -> Melon

>>2622767
Support this for the obvious joke.

>>2622767
Expanding on this, she's our melanin giving color to our life.

>>2622767
I hope some bystanders overhear us and it becomes her de-facto superhero name

Melon and the Mad Man (or something else for the MC) would be a sweet name for a crime fighting father/daughter duo.

>>2622780
>implying that as a responsible father we'd even consider letting our precious daughter risk her life in a fight that shouldn't be hers

>>2622783
>Implying that any rebellious well meaning treasure of a daughter would let that stop her from saving lives where she can, forcing her father to become a chaperone

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>>2622732
That's the last person you would have expected to make a dynamic entry into this this situation, but maybe it should have been the first.

Of course as soon as as you let go of that rat, he pulled your daughter back into this shit.

You're damn conflicted.

A surrendered, kneeling enemy combatant.

Even if it's of the race that you know killed your sister.

And Melon, your daughter, coming in finger on the trigger for genocide.

Ok, all your wife's gibes about that name came back in force as she she slammed in with her developing assets just, ...uh, you'll have to mention to your wife that Melon's Melons would be better restrained.

Wow. WOW. You're thinking that about your own daughter in this life-or-death situation?

"We can definitely talk this out," you say, in what you hope is a calm voice.

However calm your voice might be, your state of mind gets a lot less calmer once you see that RAT on your daughter's shoulder. How longer has that been going on?

"There's no negotiating with EVIL!" she screams, lining up a shot on the kneeling horned demon in front of you.

You see what seems like a smirk on the face of that ferret-looking thing on her shoulder.

>Demons are evil, demons killed your sister, your daughter kills demons, this is fine.
>Let her have the kill - you would have taken it yourself
>Block your daughter's shot.
>Tackle your daughter into a hug, and grab the rat while you're at it

>>2622780
>implying we wouldn't be mistaken for her nemesis, forcing her to flee with our terrifying power
>what horrors could that thing inflict on our stalwart champion, to make ever her turn tail?
Meanwhile
>"Dad, I'm trying to fight the forces of darkness!"
>"Not tonight you aren't, you've got school in the morning. Bed."

>>2622788
>Tackle your daughter into a hug, and grab the rat while you're at it
We're going home right now, no ifs or buts.

That goes for you too, demon. Get the fuck out of here and I never want to see you again.

>>2622787
>implying that we won't use any and all means necessary to protect our daughter from malicious talking ferrets who want to take advantage of her

>>2622788
>Tackle your daughter into a hug, and grab the rat while you're at it

>>2622788
>>Tackle your daughter into a hug, and grab the rat while you're at it
Hugs solve all problems. Even rats. You just have to hug them a lot tighter. Preferably around their necks.

>>2622788
>Full Dad mode engage, maximum authoritarian voice initialized
>"Now listen here little lady, what have i told you about taking the word of a tiny talking animals at face value? I don't recall raising you to shoot first and ask questions later"
>Reiterate that we will be talking this out, no ifs, ands or buts.

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>>2622790
First voting post: 00:52 - Voting deadline 01:12.

Reserving the right to being writing before that, or after it, depending on whether what's out there is interesting,.

>>2622788
You jump at the blonde who just crashed through the window.

...And catch her in a bear hug.

"Hey, Melon," you say, casually grabbing the rat by the scruff of the neck with one hugging hand, "how's daddy's girl doing?"

"Dad!?!" she says, and then melts down in your arms.

Ok, that was half-expected, but you're not super great with crying women, even if they're in your arms.

Still, you manage to look over her heaving shoulder straight into the eyes of the quivering demoness and mouth "GO. NOW. DON'T COME BACK."

Sometimes, in your darker moments, you wish you could get that look of abject subjugation and compliance from the women in your life.

"The demon's gone - how does ice cream sound?" you half-whisper in your little girl's ear.

The look on her face is enough, and there's an ice cream parlor nearby. And the ferret can go in your pocket.

So you're off for ice cream.

>preach to your daughter of the evil of magical rodents, even if they give magical powers
>Talk about how badly this all worked out for her aunt [EMOTIONAL DAMAGE -10]
>Ask obliquely about her magical girl schtick
>Just be super glad she made it out alright tonight

>>2622817
As always,

>[WRITE IN!]

Also, the [EMOTIONAL DAMAGE -10] makes the MC take ten emotional damage about the topic, in case you cared.

>>2622817
>>Talk about how badly this all worked out for her aunt [EMOTIONAL DAMAGE -10]

>>2622821
Could emotional damage be healed by judicious application of adorable daughter hugs?

>>2622817
>Just be super glad she made it out alright tonight

>>2622817
>>preach to your daughter of the evil of magical rodents, even if they give magical powers
sometimes it doesnt work like that you piece of shit magical ferret

>>2622817
>Ask her straight up how she got into this magical girl business.
It doesn't hurt to at least try to see it from her point of view even if we have no intention of letting her continue with this nonsense.

>>2622824
First voting post at 01:26 - voting closes at 01:46

Right reserved to start writing before closing if things seems foregone, and to demand 'NEXT TEN MINUTES Y/N VOTES!' directly after closing times, in case of ties, etc.

>>2622824
>Could emotional damage be healed by judicious application of adorable daughter hugs?

This is my answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70hIRnj9kf8

>>2622829
>>Ask her straight up how she got into this magical girl business.

None of this 'oblique' crap. Real talk from dad to daughter, no stupid dancing around the subject.

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>>2622817
>>preach to your daughter of the evil of magical rodents, even if they give magical powers
>Demon killing is not for little girls!

Magical Dad incoming?

>>2622838
There's nothing magical about anything of this.

Except the fact that I really don't give a fuck.

Write in whatever, I'll try to weave it in.

Not giving a fuck is the real magic.

(Also IP tags - I can't troll my own quests,)

Shouldn't we shoot the rodent?

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>>2622817
You not entirely sure why there's an ice cream shop open at this time of night.

But hell, if your daughter was doing this demon fighting stuff under the auspices of a ferret (now safely in your pocket), she certainly deserves ice cream.

You should have seen the signs.

The late nights, the friends with themed hair colors and outfits, and you wish you'd managed to get that ferret in a mousetrap before this.

Fuck mousetraps, you wish you'd gotten him in one of those backbreaking rattraps long before this.

How many demons has she faced without any real support?

How much blood has she had to see?

"So how'd you get into this Mahou Shoujou stuff in the first place?" you ask, almost hesitating as she licks her ice cream.

[Marion/Melon Response]
>Well, this ferret showed up and told me I had to do it
>Well, this injured ferret showed up and said I could take over his duties since there was nobody else
>Well, my friends were all doing it...
>Dad, it's my own business!
>WRITE IN

>>2622853
>>Well, my friends were all doing it...

>>2622853
> Well, there was a demon attacking the mall a few months ago and it was the only way to stop more people from getting hurt....

>>2622853
It's 2AM, and I'm passing out.

This has been fun.

If the thread's still around tomorrow, I'll pick up here, with whatever votes.

If not, I'll hit a new thread.

Announcements of threads on this twitter: https://twitter.com/HaikuDeluge

Have good lives. Lead good lives.

>>2622853
>Well, my friends were all doing it...

>>2622853
>>Well, my friends were all doing it...
sometimes girls want to have fun.....sometimes

>>2622856
Basically i wanted a write in where it doesn't seem like she was conned into it and chose to do it for the right reasons.

>>2622857
just found the thread, seems good, i'll chuck you a follow

>And you know exactly who it is.
>It's your daughter.
>However calm your voice might be, your state of mind gets a lot less calmer once you see that RAT on your daughter's shoulder. How longer has that been going on?
I the ferret is evil or something? I only got the rough jist of the anime.

I get the strong feeling we should kill it.

>>2622853
>Well, this ferret showed up and told me I had to do it

>>2622853
> Well, there was a demon attacking the mall a few months ago and it was the only way to stop more people from getting hurt....

>>2622864
he just hate the guts of that ferret since its that same (other) ferret that kills his big sister

>>2622867
So does that mean we get to kill this ferret?

>>2622871
If we want...but the thing is we dont know if killing the ferret will do to our daughter so we keep it for now.

We can torture this guy for answers though

>>2622874
>but the thing is we dont know if killing the ferret will do to our daughter
Why would we suspect that killing it would do something unpleasant to our daughter? Wouldn't it's continued existence eventually lead to her death?

>>2622879
it could just as easily be a madoka deal where our magical daughter is basically a lich held together by an item we don't know where it is, and the ferret might have it.
in other words, who the hell knows, also if this is the madoka route killing the ferret once might not necessarily kill it, it might just fucking respawn an asston of times and be completely useless in killing it.

>>2622856
voting for this, i like this.

>>2622853
>>Well, my friends were all doing it...
I like this

Quick question. Why is it we seem to control characters beyond the dad? Shouldn’t other characters be done by the QM?

>>2622838
What is this from, and don't tell me to google image search it, we all know image search sucks dong since the #ImNotAHarambe incident

>>2623048
People can and will tell you to just google image search it because it's literally the only option that comes up when you do.

>>2623050
Holy shit my bad, Google Image Search actually worked for the first time in 4 years. WTF Normally it just gives me non-descript mickey mouse cartoon responses

>>2623069
https://whatanime.ga/ for future reference

>>2623024
>Shouldn’t other characters be done by the QM?

I'm experimenting with this. It's something I've tried less successfully before, and I want to see how well it can work.

I'm seeing a few more votes for "My friends were all doing it" than for the write-in about a mall attack.

Wait warmly, magic is preparing

>>2623166
Its doens't work and its shit, why anyone thought it was a good idea is beyond me.
Enjoy your shit quest before you abandon it as well

>>2622853
"Well," your daughter says, looking at you with more honest eyes than you've seen on her in a while, "my friends were all doing it, so..."

That's, uh, that's the line you'd expected about drugs, or tattoos, or doing awful things with boys or something.

Not taking orders from a magical ferret claiming to be on a mission to save the world. And you've seen for yourself how well THAT works out for some people.

"Peer pressure, huh?" you ask, leaning back an your chair as your ice cream slowly melts. You're not sure you have the heart for it right now.

At least you feel a little like a good person - you stopped a demon's rampage, and the clerk at the ice cream store was surprised you were just here for ice cream, and not the contents of the till.

Funny how some people just don't that a man in a ripped shirt holding a shotgun is definitely out for some father-daughter bonding time.

"Uh, yeah," she says, brightening a little, "I only found out when demons attacked while we were hanging out at a mall. They were so cool, transforming and taking them on!" her eyes glow with hero worship as she starts into one of those sentences experience with your wife taught you not to interrupt, "but it was a tough fight, and their familiar said I could help, if I became a magical girl."

"So, uh, I did," she finishes a little guiltily.

>Tell her she's a hero and you're proud
>Tell her it'll get her killed one day
>Tell her it's way past her bedtime
>WRITE IN

>>2623179
>>Tell her it'll get her killed one day

>>2623178
>Enjoy your shit quest before you abandon it as well

Thank you for the good wishes - I'm enjoying it so far!

I think it'll probably be a one-off, or few threads because I can't seem to finish anything if the scope gets too large. (The first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one, right?)

>>2623166
While the other guy was rather direct about it, having players be the other characters is generally a recipe for disaster. I would move away from that practice.

On the other hand,
>>2623179
>Tell her it'll get her killed one day

>>2623179
>It's late, well past your bed time. We'll talk about this with your mother tomorrow morning.

>>2623179
>Tell her it's way past her bedtime

>>2623188
First voting post at 09:43 - voting closes at 10:03.

>>2623192
>having players be the other characters is generally a recipe for disaster. I would move away from that practice.
I haven't used it this much in other quests, and it's definitely a tightrope, but what the hell. We're all just telling a story together.

>>2623179
>>Tell her it'll get her killed one day

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>>2623179
This wasn't what they said parenting was like.

Hell, this wasn't even what they said parenting a teenager was supposed to be like. That's just keeping your kids away from sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll, isn't it?

There isn't a page in the Big Book of Parenting for 'how to tell your kid that trying to be a hero is a bad idea'. Isn't a hero something a parent should aspire to raise?

"It'll get you killed some day," you say with a sigh. Teenagers like honesty, directness, and being treated like adults, don't they?

"Yeah," she says sadly, "I know. I've heard the stories from other magical girls. Freebles was pretty up front about it too."

Freebles?

Oh, that rat that's still squirming in your pocket.

"But even if we die," she tells you, tears standing in her eyes, "a lot of other people don't die because of us, right?"

They grow up so damn fast.

"Yeah," you mutter, "I guess. Look, it's way past your bedtime, and if you don't want to have to repeat that speech to your mother, we need to be getting back home."

...how the hell did she manage to finish all of her ice cream while giving you that war-vet talk?

"Oh," she says with a smile, "that'll be fine. I told her I was staying the night at a friend's place."

Well damn, she's being smart about it. Who knew all those 'sleepovers' were actually covers for going demonslaying? And if she already said that, it'd raise even more questions if you brought her back.

"Well," you say, "just try to not get into any more trouble tonight," and give her a hug.

Unfortunately, you realize as she walks away, you are going to have some explaining to do when you get home. You can't transform, your shirt is ripped and stained, you smell faintly of hellfire, and you're not sure if your wife saw you run out of the house with a shotgun earlier.

How are you gonna play this one?

>Play it super cool, like there's nothing wrong
>Sneak into your house and hide the evidence
>Tell your wife you had to hunt some angry critter outside
>Screw going home right now, find a quiet spot and Jack Bauer the rat in your pocket

>>2623256
We're going to have a family conversation about this.

>>2623256
>>2623260
This. Bring the rat as proof.

>>2622184
I have to say, the concept is inherently hilarious.

>>2623260
>>2623262
I support these actions.

>>2623260
First voting post at 10:20 - voting closes at 10:40.

Just to clarify on this one, do you want to go run after the daughter and bring her back home tonight, or do that family conversation at some later date?

>>2623256
>Tell your wife you had to hunt some angry critter outside
It was a bear, we totally scared it the fuck off

>>2623260
Voting for this.
"BECAUSE WE DO NOT HOLD SECRETS IN THIS HOUSE YOUNG MISSY!"

>>2623260
voting for this.
>I'm not mad at you, but its something we all should know.

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>>2623256
Wait, why did you let her leave just like that?

And why did you think of a flimsy excuse like 'bringing her back if she's supposed to be at a friend's place would be suspicious'? EVERYTHING about this is suspicious, and you're not going to keep this a secret from your wife.

It's almost like you weren't in control of yourself back there.

It's time for a family talk. You chuck the used ice cream cups in the garbage, and head out after your daughter. Luckily she hasn't gone far - she's still walking down the street with a few people around her.

"Sorry dear," you tell her, putting your hand gently "but we're going home."

She whirls around in shock, and so do the people walking with her.

They're all around her age, with a rainbow of pastel hair colors. And they're not holding weapons, but those expressions they're giving you look just as deadly.

Then suddenly a couple of them ARE holding weapons. And the one with blue hair is rushing you. With a goddamn samurai sword.

Ok, you did look a little suspicious with your ripped shirt and shotgun, and if these are her magical friends, they're used to kill-or-be-killed situations, but really?

>This is exactly why shotguns were invented (Fight them)
>Fer chrissake, I'm her father!
>Can we talk about this?
>One more step and the rat gets it. (pull out the rat and use him as a hostage to ensure a decent talk)

>>2623287
>Fer chrissake, I'm her father!

>>2623287
>>Fer chrissake, I'm her father!

>>2623287
>>Fer chrissake, I'm her father!

Part of me REALLY wants to use the shotgun. But that would traumatize dear Melon.

>>2623287
>Fer chrissake, I'm her father!

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>>2623287
"Fer chrissake, I'm her father!" you yell, as the girl with blue hair bears down on you with a sharp-looking sword.

Ok, well at least she hasn't gone all frilly yet. That's when you know a magical girl's serious.

If she's just rushing with the sword, that means you've got a chance.

"Stop it!" your daughter yells as the sword whistles toward you, "that's my dad!"

Unfortunately, it's a little late for words to be mightier than the sword. There's murder in those icy blue eyes, and even there wasn't, it's hard to stop mid-swing.

You see a frightened look on your little girl's face as she realizes she's about to witness a chef making 'Dad Sashimi'.

But it hasn't happened yet - you:

[ROLL 1d100 AND:]

>Raise the shotgun to block the sword
>Counter-attack with the shotgun - this is why god invented them
>Just take the slash. Just take it like a man.

>>2623288
>>2623290
>>2623298
>>2623299
To be fair, I didn't wait out a full voting period, but I felt like we had a clear winner already.

>>2623303
>>Counter-attack with the shotgun - this is why god invented them

>>2623303
>Raise the shotgun to block the sword

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>2623303
>Counter-attack with the shotgun - this is why god invented them

>>2623303
>Raise the shotgun to block the sword

>>2623306
>>2623305
Rolls, please.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2623303
>>2623306 here, forgot to roll

>>2623307
Thanks mini Satan!

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2623303
>>Counter-attack with the shotgun - this is why god invented them

AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET THAT!

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2623303
>Counter-attack with the shotgun - this is why god invented them

>>2623318
What a magical number

>>2623305
Forgot to mention - first voting post at 11:09, so voting ends at 11:29.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2623303
>Raise the shotgun to block the sword
Or just try to dodge the strike.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2623309

>Mr. Colt made us all equals, bitch!
Do we still have the magical ammo?

>>2623307
>>2623310
>>2623318
>>2623326
>>2623329
Man outside of my roll, everyone is hitting the 60-70 range on their rolls.

>>2623332
we just want to stop the girl dead in her tracks, not kill her.

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>>2623334
It's a cold hard life as a Magical Girl, nigga.
You gotta be quick or you be dead.

>>2623334
She's a magic girl. She can take it can't she?

>>2623338
lets find out.
i suppose so, otherwise they'd be brain-dead retarded to fight demons in melee range....which makes kinda sense; they are magical girls.

Voting's over, and by my count we're looking at:

That one about shotguns and God:
>>2623305
>>2623307
>>2623314
>>2623318

That one about just blocking the sword:
>>2623306
>>2623308
>>2623326


Guess it's time to write.

>>2623331
Yes.

>>2623340
Why on God's green earth do these girls have these powers? Are they the only ones? If so why?
I wanna strangle this rat when we get home and squeeze it until something valuable come out. It still has to pay for the shattered window. I mean, who does that?

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>>2623347
Because people with power tend to be idiots

>>2623347
I can totally see the dad forcing the little shit to restore the window at gunpoint with the most angry look on his face with a tobacco pipe in his mouth.

>>2623352
We should buy a shock collar for this thing. Stay too far and it gets a zapping. That way we won't have to worry about that responding business if we kill it on accident.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2623303
>Counter-attack with the shotgun - this is why god invented them
This is a boom stick and are you retread for coming at me with a sword im not a stuipd demon if she lives thought thoe we should konck he ass out cold with thr butt of thr shotgun

Also something something your thr bad girls gettin g my girl into all this shit im calling all your mums and dads

>>2623362
>dubs 7
W-wew

>im calling all your mums and dads
That's fucking right we will.

>>2623365
I got a full house woop woop

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>>2623303
Well this escalated real fast.

One minute you're having ice cream with your daughter, the next minute one of her magical girl friends is trying to get her sword comfy with your insides.

You're still holding the shotgun, and it comes up almost reflexively, without thinking.

Then the world goes into slow motion, and a lot of things happen at once.

You pull the trigger, and the shotgun bellows with a god's laugh. Everyone screams.

Well, your daughter and the blue-haired psycho in front of you were already screaming.

Even the rat in your pocket is screaming something about being hanged as an accessory for making your shells magical.

The sword clatters to the ground, the hand that held it obliterated. There's a look of pure horror on your daughter's face, and the redhead next to her is angry as hell. The pink-haired girl is holding her back, and you hear her say something like "she fucking started that fight, let her finish it."

The girl with black hair is standing there almost expressionless. Her face almost hints at a smirk.

And the girl in front of you - her face is something you might see in a gallery, titled "the Joy of Combat", painted in brushstrokes of lust and violence.

Wait, lust? And you just shot her?

Who the hell has your daughter been hanging out with?

And she's still coming, closing the gap almost instantly, her one good fist slamming into your gut.

Oh, and she's gone frilly. This isn't going to be pretty, is it?

>She wants a fistfight, she gets one
>Can't we talk about this?
>Let's hit something more critical with the shotgun
>Hug her
>Try to get her friends to help de-escalate this
>WRITE IN

>>2623373
>>She wants a fistfight, she gets one
Hit her with the butt of the (magical) shotgun!

>>2623373

> Punch her in the face.
> Then hug her.

Repeat as necessary.

>>2623373
>Let's hit something more critical with the shotgun
FUCKING KEEP SHOOTING HER.
EVEN IF WE HAVE TO BLOW EVEN MORE LIMBS OFF OF HER.

>>2623373
>Let's hit something more critical with the shotgun

>>2623373
>Blow her other arm off.
If she keeps at it, she's going to be a quadruple amputee before this is over.

>>2623373
POCKET SAND!
>SHSHSHAA!

>>2623381
Ah fuck this is perfect, support.

>>2623373
>>She wants a fistfight, she gets one

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2623373
>Let's hit something more critical with the shotgun
You call these friends?!

Do we still roll?

>>2623373
>>Let's hit something more critical with the shotgun

>>2623373
Hit her with the butt of the shotgun.

>>2623376
First voting post at 11:56, voting closes at 12:16

>>2623386
>Do we still roll?
Not if you roll like that.

I should have asked for rolls, but forgot, so no rolls for this one.

>>2623362
Is the grammar purposefully shit?
>>2623373
>Let's hit something more critical with the shotgun
We will give her a stern lecture after rendering her armless.

>>2623373
>Let's hit something more critical with the shotgun

Voting's over.

Fistfight/Buttstroking:
>>2623376
>>2623385
>>2623388

Let's go for a better shot:
>>2623378
>>2623379
>>2623380
>>2623386
>>2623387
>>2623390
>>2623394

Why are we continuing to vote for attempting to murder one of our daughter's friends right in front of her?

>>2623408
Also in public.
Its very not cool to shoot teenagers in the streets. Even if one of them is your daughter.

>>2623408
Because you people are animals.

>>2623408
She'll be fiiiine.

>>2623408
Should have let her kill us right?

>>2623414
We have other options than "shoot the vitals".

>>2623408
Because it's quite obvious that she is a danger to herself and her friends and actual innocent lives from what we gather from the other Magical Girls responses towards her stupidity.
And that's the last thing we want for our daughter.

>>2623418
It's magical girl, she can kill us with her teeth alone.

>>2623418
and she could have not tried to stab us. Yet here we are.

>>2623422
Fair point
There's probably some bullshit magic that will heal her back up.

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>>2623373
You can discuss your daughter's choice of friends with her AFTER one of them isn't trying to kill you.

Right now, you're too busy with the blue ball of violence in a miniskirt to give any good parenting advice.

This girl is absolutely thirsting for a fight, and she's not pulling her punches. Either the pain from her injury (and the stray pellets that hit her) isn't registering, or she's ENJOYING it.

You're not. Every hit she gets in is like a piledriver, even if you're doing your level best to not give her a straight shot. You can barely get a hit in around her incredible flurry of attacks. It's not that she has great defense, she's just rushing you so hard it doesn't matter.

And there's a voice in the back of your head telling you that you probably don't have the stamina to keep up with a voracious teenage girl.

You're already panting, but her labored breathing sounds a little different somehow.

You've just got to endure her assault until something changes.

And then it does. A sword appears out of nowhere, turning from shadow into a blinding piece of steel.

She snatches it out of the air with her good hand, her smile getting more sharklike, and that's your cue.

As she backs up slightly to into range for her slash, you bring the shotgun up and blow her other arm off. She gasps for a second, teeth parting out of that madcap grin.

She can summon swords out of thin air? Great.

That'll do a lot of good if she can't hold them.

Of course, she's probably insane enough to try holding one in her teeth, but she can't do that if you put something else in her mouth, can she?

Your hot barrel slides between her lips, and she gags on it slightly, a little bit of the bloodlust draining from her eyes as she stumbles, the gun in her mouth forcing her to her knees.

Those eyes staring up at you know she's been beaten, that you could blow your load of shotshell right down her throat. But there's something else that replaces the bloodlust. You can't quite figure that look out.

- And suddenly your daughter hugs her bloody friend from behind before you can figure it out.

"He's my dad, Sue!" she yells into her ear, crying a little bit, then looking up at you with an expression you always hate seeing.

You've hurt her. You actually just almost murdered one of your daughter's friends in front of her.

Of course, said friend started it.

But you didn't mean to get this close to giving an object lesson in why life as a magical girl is dangerous.

>Ok, now we're going home
>I think we all need some apologies and introductions
>Does she need a ride to the hospital?
>Who on earth have you been hanging out with?
>Write in

>>2623425
>Ok, now we're going home
We can talk about the rest latter

>>2623425
>Who on earth have you been hanging out with?

>>2623425
>Who on earth have you been hanging out with?

>>2623425
>Who on earth have you been hanging out with?
>Ok, now we're going home
"Sweetie if I have to to blow limbs off of your "friends" with a shotgun to get them to stop, it means that you should probably find different friends. More reasonable friends to be precise."

>>2623425
>>Ok, now we're going home

>>2623425
>>Does she need a ride to the hospital?

>>2623431
First voting post at 12:43 - voting closes at 13:03

>>2623425
>>Who on earth have you been hanging out with?

>>2623425
>Does she need a ride to the hospital?
If so, then let's get the introductions and apologies out of the way on the way, if not, let's save it for later and get our daughter home.

We can talk about the company she keeps with our wife. Discussing it right now would just make things worse.

>>2623425
>Who on earth have you been hanging out with?
I can't almost believe a rat somehow coerced a bunch of little girls into fighting demons to the death. Almost. The appeal of power, the feeling of invulnerability, the fact that they believe that they're doing good. Which, I guess is partially right but still fucked up.

Where is the wizard police when you need them?

>>2623425
>Who on earth have you been hanging out with?

>>2623425
>Who on earth have you been hanging out with?
>I think we all need some apologies and introductions

>>2623442
Wheres the actual police. Weve been discharging a fire arm in public. Theres blood everywhere.

>>2623425
>Does she need a ride to the hospital?
Naaaaah. They're magic girls. Actually we should probably ask our daughter if she's going to regrow her limbs or something.
And too be fair we could have also hit her with the butt of the shotgun after we put the hot barrel in her mouth.

I should consolidate my posts.

>>2623446
Don't worry, the're probably on their way.

>>2623446
Probably dealing with demons and the burning mall.

It's like none of you have been to the emergency at a hospital before. You show up with an injured person and you're going to be questioned.

>>2623446
>Wheres the actual police.
There's part of me that feels that having the police show up and arrest the MC would be a hilarious way to end this as a oneshot.

>>2623425
>Who on earth have you been hanging out with?

>>2623453
That sounds about right

>>2623425
>>Who on earth have you been hanging out with?
these bitches are crazy! i didn't taught you to be like that.

>>2623454
>Turns out demons are in charge of the police, madman blows up the police station removing the demons at cost of his life

>>2623457
Granted we've kinda fallen back on "shoot it with a shotgun" so we may not be the best rolemodel for socially acceptable amounts of force.

>>2623454
"And so our intrepid hero got his old as fuck ass into prison for discharging a firearm in a public space and attempt to murder a minor without probable cause."

"The intrepid hero's daughteru realized that being a magical girl was a lot more helish than she realized and decided to quit that shit and return home to be a family woman when she grew up."

"The Rat died on the way back to his home planet after eating one too many pounds of arsenic laden coccaine bricks. His corpse would later star in The Last Jedi as Carrie Fisher's stunt double."

>>2623467
we tried to dialogue with her and she kept coming. it was either us or her. Also, what would have devastated more our daughter? her "friend" killing us or us almost killing her friend?

>>2623468
>attempt to murder a minor without probable cause."
She ran at us with an unsheated sword. We tried to stop her with words and it didn't work, we also have several eye witnesses. this falls perfectly under self defense.

>>2623475
We didn't get a good lawyer.
And no one would really believe that we were defending ourselves against a small child, because this isn't Africa with the child soldiers.

>>2623467
Nigga, when a motherfucka keeps coming at you with the intent to maim or murder, and doesn't stop even when you blow a hand off you can't afford to be gentle with a bitch like that dawg.

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>>2623425
"Who on earth have you been hanging out with?" you ask your daughter. Although now that you think about it, you don't have the greatest moral high ground to lecture from.

After all, you've just proved yourself just as capable of incredible violence as her friends.

"Uh -" she starts, unsure what to say.

"I'm Mary," the pink haired girl cuts her off. You hadn't even noticed that she'd walked up. She looks a little younger than the rest, but there's something about her that feels off.

Well, she is a magical girl, after all.

"Karen's the redhead," she says, jerking her head at a girl with a ponytail and a toothy grin,"and she'd wants a round with you after seeing what you managed to due to Sue - the one deepthroating your gun right now. Oh, and there's Harriet in the back, keeping up the 'move on, nothing to see here folks' magic. I believe you know Marion already," she finishes, fixing you the the sort of gaze you'd expect from some warlord, not a teenage girl.

And there's something in the way she says that last line that seems to ask 'do you really know her, if you only found out she was a magical girl tonight?'

"So you're magical girls, huh?" you ask, "you've gotten my daughter into some crazy and dangerous business, so I'm here to take her home."

She laughs. Actually laughs in your face. That's rich, coming from her.

"You're calling US crazy and dangerous?" she says, still struggling to speak between laughs, "WHILE you've got a teenage girl fellating your shotgun?"

Yeah, well, you're doing what you had to do to get your daughter out of this mess.

"She attacked me," you point out, "I was acting in self defense."

"If you'd just blocked that first hit, we would have pulled her off of you," Mary tells you, "she only got so excited because you seemed like a good fight. By the way, would you mind letting her up? She's not going to try it again - at least tonight."

>Let this 'Sue' girl up
>Offer terms/conditions to let her up
>Write In / other suggestions for this conversation

>>2623425
>>2623434
second. Probably add intro in with this.

>>2623494
Bunch of motherfuckers trying to pull the higher moral ground bullshit on us. If they were capable people and not teenagers we wouldn't have this situation.

>Let this 'Sue' girl up

>>2623494
>Let her up. Tell her no more squirrelly shit or else.

>So do all the rest of you get off on blood spilling or is it just her?

>>2623494
>Let this 'Sue' girl up
Blocked that first sword blow my ass. Probably would have cleaved us in half if we’d tried to block with a normal ass weapon. And why the hell would we expect somebody to be MORE excited about a fight after we blew their hand off? There’s “Likes a good fight”, and then there’s battle masochist.

>>2623501
Voting until 13:53.

I probably need to stop soon, so I can go do other things with my day.

It's been an interesting run.

>>2623494
>"Good excuse, does it still hold up when you end up letting your buddies randomly murder people. Or do you legit think that you'll really have the strength to hold her back when she's already two steps short of going berserk at the drop of a hat?"
>Let her up. Tell her no more squirrelly shit or else.
Because seriously, we will end her ass if she tries that shit again.

>>2623501
Ain't that the fuckin truth.

>>2623507
>we will end her ass if she tries that shit again.
we are gonna go full /k/ommando on their asses if they try to do that shit again to us OR our daughter. Demons? pfft; you'll wish you were fighting them. Now say hello to my friend called AR-15.

>>2623494
Offer terms/conditions to let her up
You let me take my girl home and il have a talk with the rat and we can meet up in a week or i blow my load deep into sue that magic cant fix also if sue trys shit im killing her as well and or blowing the rat

>>2623494
>Offer terms/conditions to let her up
What's with all this magic girl bullshit?

>>2623494
>Let this 'Sue' girl up
Yeah it's not good to leave the girl with a gun in her mouth.

>>2623510
Well we have a shotgun also what type is it a double barrel? Pump action?, auto loader or a swan off

>>2623522
Probably a standard Pump Action.

>>2623522
Since we didn't have to pump it, i bet its one that has an autoloader.

>>2623494
>Write In / other suggestions for this conversation
I could have blocked, but I wouldn't put it past your magic sword to cut my gun like paper then bisect me in half.

>>2623507
>Because seriously, we will end her ass if she tries that shit again.
Nope. You know how much that would fuck up out daughter if we killed her friend?

>>2623514
Do you have to say it like that?

>>2623523
>>2623525
So single barrle atuo loader shotgun with magic shells?
So many sex dick jokes with the pump atcion

>>2623538
Well yes, it comes with the territory.

>>2623536
Soo?? Our girl gave as that vet talk about dieing and beening ok with it, time to see if shes all talk and to show her whats going to end up happening to them all at some point.

And i had to word it like that as it fits right in there with how op is typing this

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>>2623536
>Nope. You know how much that would fuck up out daughter if we killed her friend?
Nigga please.

>>2623536
then she's better stay away from those psycopaths she calls "friends". Who knows, maybe this is a contagious thing and she's the next that will become a murderhobo.