>>2625318
>>Talk to your daughter on the way (WRITE IN QUESTIONS)
So... for how long have you been doing this?

>Maintain stony masculine facade.

>>2625318
I'll second >>2625324 but also ask how much she actually knows about the ferrets and what they want.

>>2625318
First thread archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2622184/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/HaikuDeluge

Rule system: 20min voting period after first voting post.

Dice are d100

>>2625324
First voting post at 12:23 - voting closes at 12:43

>>2625318
>Maintain stony masculine silence

>>2625318
>>Talk to your daughter on the way (WRITE IN QUESTIONS)
So... for how long have you been doing this?
>Im sure you have questions...

File: Marion1.jpg (2.4 MB, 3500x3500)

2.4 MB JPG

>>2625318
The two of you walk home in silence for a long time.

You were teleported to this mall by the rat in your pocket, so now you're going to have to walk back. Since you're a bit in the suburbs, that'll take a bit.

Maybe you should have driven, but you were too caught up in the moment to even think of that as an option. Next time, maybe.

If there is a next time, and there had better not be.

Your daughter has dispelled the frilly magical girl outfit, and is walking beside you in more reasonable looking clothes.

Melon... How much has she grown up in ways you can't see? This 'magical girl' stuff burns someone out on the inside.

Sometimes, it burns them spectacularly on the outside.

"So," you say, breaking the silence of the trudge along the tarmac's shoulder, "how long have you been doing this?"

She looks at you with - there are so many things in that expression. Gratefulness you protected her as her father. Respect at what you could do in that vein, the combat she'd witnessed, and the knowledge that you had some idea of how her magical girl work went. Absolute horror that you, or one of her friends might have killed each other, and maybe a question of what her friend saw to inspire the blue-haired psycho's outburst.

"About a year," she says.

"Do you want to know how many demons we've put out during that?" she continues, a bit of defiance flaring in her eyes, "and how many of them would have done incredible damage if we hadn't been there?"

You're pretty sure letting her know you've got the ferret/rat in your pocket is a bad idea.

She's an idealist.

She thinks she's doing the right thing. And, she thinks that rat is part of that.

>Yeah, tell me your KDR on those things
>Why did you keep at it for that long?
>What do you know about rats?

>>2625407
Also
>I'm sure you must have questions

and

>WRITE IN

>>2625407
>>Yeah, tell me your KDR on those things
lets indulge her a little bit. make her feel like we don't want her head in a stake.

>>2625414
I'll second this. She probably won't be expecting us to actually ask either.

>>2625407
>>Yeah, tell me your KDR on those things
>Also tell me about this Familiar that contracted you.

>>2625407
>What do you know about rats?

>>2625410
First voting post 13:02 - votes close at 13:22 (unless it's a huge majority before that.)

>>2625407
>Yeah, tell me your KDR on those things

>>2625407
>Yeah, tell me your KDR on those things

>>2625410
>Yeah, tell me your KDR on those things

File: Marion.jpg (229 KB, 623x800)

229 KB JPG

>>2625407
"Yeah," you say, "What's your kill/death ratio on those demons?"

"I haven't exactly been keeping track," she admits. That's a fairly good point for her. She isn't a full Magical Girl.

"Well, I'm sure you have your own questions for me," you say, "but I've got another good one for you."

"What?" she asks. Her eyes narrow as she looks you.

>If you haven't died, your KDR is dividing by zero
>You're my daughter, and that matters more than your KDR|
> Mom is waiting for us when we get home. Should we get our story straight here?
> WRITE IN

>>2625407
>What do you know about rats?


:D thread continues yay!

>>2625457
>Scold her, while she thinks she may be doing the right thing it will get her killed and break your heart not to mention the chars wife. :V

>>2625462
First voting post at 13:23 - voting ends at 13:43 (unless I end it earlier because there is a foregone conclusion)

>>2625457
>You're my daughter, and that matters more than your KDR|
>Now speak about the rat

...
Have we decided on a name already?
Also
>>2625457
>You're my daughter, and that matters more than your KDR

>>2625457
>> WRITE IN
>what do you know about this furry bastard (pull out the ferret from ypu pocket)?

>>2625457
>You're my daughter, and that matters more than your KDR
"Sweetie if you think I'm being unreasonable, wait till you see your mother hearing all of this. You'd think she was the mother of all demons."

>>2625457
>>You're my daughter, and that matters more than your KDR|

>>2625457
>You're my daughter, and that matters more than your KDR|

>>2625478
Kek. I like this.

>>2625457
>You're my daughter, and that matters more than your KDR|
>Do you know why they only pick teenage girls?

I really hope we provide the answer. They're more emotional and less anti-authoritarian than boys that age. It makes them easier to manipulate.

>>2625457
>You're my daughter, and that matters more than your KDR|

>My sister, your aunt? She had a KDR in the ten of thousands. Pretty good yeah? Except she’s still dead and the demons aren’t.

File: Marion4.jpg (629 KB, 700x1048)

629 KB JPG

>>2625457
"Youre' my daughter," you say, "And that matters more than your Kill/Death ratio."

If anyone had told you that you that you'd be walking down a road at one in the morning with your teenage daughter, rambling about her kill to death ratio, you might have socked him.

Well, here you are.

"You know my KDR is X/0!" Marion yells at you,"you taught me math. If I'm alive, it's X/zero!"

"And you have no idea what's over that zero," you say, walking down the tarmac.

"You have no idea what we go through to keep those demons off of innocent folks!" she slams at you.

>Why do you think those rats only pick teenage girls?
>Why do you think I don't know that?
>I've seen this before. Can you just accept I know a little more than you?
>Write In

>>2625525
>Why do you think I don't know that?
>Why do you think those rats only pick teenage girls?

>>2625525
>Why do you think those rats only pick teenage girls?
>Why do you think I don't know that?

>>2625525
>Why do you think I don't know that?
>Why do you think those rats only pick teenage girls?

>>2625525
>”Is that so kiddo?”
>Laugh
>Laugh Hard
https://youtu.be/PyyPI3LUQVc

>>2625525
>3, 2 and 1 in that order

>>2625525
>Why do you think those rats only pick teenage girls?

>>2625532
First voting post at 13:51, votes close at 14:11

>>2625525
>Why do you think I don't know that?
>I've seen this before. Can you just accept I know a little more than you?

>>2625525
>Why do you think I don't know that?

Come back from work and this shows up. I guess I don't need sleep.

>>2625525
>>Why do you think those rats only pick teenage girls?
>>Why do you think I don't know that?

>>2625525
>Why do you think those rats only pick teenage girls?
>Why do you think I don't know that?

>>2625538
>PTSDad intensifies

>>2625525
>Why do you think those rats only pick teenage girls?

Also what was your wish?

>>2625525
"Ya think I don't know what you go through?" you say, something shining through your eyes that cows her.

You're a dad, you're a disciplinarian. And she knows more than you'd want about the effect you've had on supernatural entities recently.

Offense is the best defense. The question hangs in the air.

"Why do you think those rats only pick teenage girls?" you ask.

>>2625574
At this, the rat tries to pop out of your pocket.

"Because their biology can channel magic!" it says. You've heard it referred to as 'Freebles', but dignifying it as a title beyond you.

The rat can go back in your pocket for now. And you'll remember what it said.

Right now, you're very close to walking into your own front door.

Covered in blood, holding a shotgun, and with your daughter standing next to you.

>Hey, Honey, I'm home!
>Try to sneak in
>Hey, we need to have a family conversation
>Write in

>>2625585
>Hey, Honey, I'm home!
Always keep a cheery tone up till she sees us.
>Hey, we need to have a family conversation

>>2625585
>1 and 3

>>2625585
>Hey, we need to have a family conversation

>>2625585
1 and 3 I guess

>>2625585
>Hey, Honey, I'm home!

>Hey, we need to have a family conversation

JustDadThings

>>2625585
>>Hey, we need to have a family conversation

>>2625585
Turns out my shotgun can channel magic too you jew rat, why not work with the cops?

>>2625585
>Hey, Honey, I'm home!
>Hey, we need to have a family conversation

>>2625585
1 and 3 but don't let that hang. Our shells channelled magic just fine.

>>2625601
This

>>2625585
>>Hey, we need to have a family conversation

>>2625596
Also this.

>>2625601
>>2625596
Right with this,
We should never let this go that easily.

>>2625588
First voting post at 14:11 - voting closes at 14:31

If Melons has been hunting for a year, why did the rat originally come to our room? When was the remodel? Had she taken time off? I need answers to these questions, QM.

Also-

>>2625617
Agreement here.

>>2625596
>Turns out my shotgun can channel magic too you jew rat
>>2625601
>Our shells channelled magic just fine

It might be linked to the 'father with a shotgun' tropes and cliches. Papa Wolves and Mama Bears might be far more powerful the MGs but far harder for the Rats to control.

>>2625650
>I need answers to these questions, QM.
The remodel was very, very shortly before the beginning of this. That room was Marion's for several years, so who knows?

Before that, perhaps someone left the window open in that room?

>>2625596
>>2625601
This.

File: Definitely the wife.png (781 KB, 1280x720)

781 KB PNG

>>2625585
You unlock the front door, then say "Hey, honey, I'm home!".

And absentminded "Come in," filters down a couple hallways. Your wife's something of a novelist, and doesn't like being disturbed while working.

Unfortunately, there are a few things you feel need to disturb her, so you walk into her study, Marion in tow.

"Hey," you say, "we need to have a family discussion."

She looks up from her work for the first time, and almost panics.

"What happened to you two?" she asks, "let me get the first aid kit, and you get into the living room!"

As she rushes off you exchange glances with your daughter.

And then the two of you settle into the living room with your wife, as she dabs isopropyl alcohol over your respective wounds.

>Street punks, that was definitely it!
>Well, Melon's a magical girl and we fought demons. Also met up with her friends.
>Melon's a magical girl, we fought demons, and one of her friends probably has a crush on me?
>No secrets in this house - why don't you tell us your story, Melon?
>Write in

>>2625719
>Well, Melon's a magical girl and we fought demons. Also met up with her friends.

>>2625719
>Well, Melon's a magical girl and we fought demons. Also met up with her friends.

>>2625719
>>Well, Melon's a magical girl and we fought demons. Also met up with her friends.

>At least you don't have secrets like that, honey.

>>2625719
>Well, Melon's a magical girl and we fought demons. Also met up with her friends.
>But don't let me spoil the whole story. Why don't you give us your rendition, Melon?

>>2625720
First voting post at 14:45 - voting ends 15:05. I may also close it faster if there's a super clear winner

>>2625719
>>Well, Melon's a magical girl and we fought demons. Also met up with her friends.
>But don't let me spoil the whole story. Why don't you give us your rendition, Melon?

>>2625719
>2

>>2625719
see >>2625730

>>2625719
>>2625730
This.

>>2625728
>>2625719
This all the way.

>>2625719
>i'm fiiine, don't worry
>Well, Melon's a magical girl and we fought demons. Also met up with her friends.

>>2625719
So we haven't told Melon about her dead Aunt yet?

Or pointed out that we were doing fine with our shotgun prior to her showing up and demanding we murder someone in cold blood after they had surrendered? We didn't raise our little girl to be racist, even if it's against the Demons that killed our sister. Especially not at the dmbisding of the monsters who sent our sister out to fight and die while still a child.

>>2625719
>Well, Melon's a magical girl and we fought demons. Also met up with her friends.
>Melon's a magical girl, we fought demons, and one of her friends probably has a crush on me?

>>2625767
My guess is that it was an extremely sensitive topic for us to bring up due to how the events might have played out in the past. I believe that Dad-MC assumed that since the magical girl stuff was done and over with the death of the sister, he didn't see the need to bring it up again. Oh how wrong he was to assume that now.

>>2625767
Our sister knew what she was getting into, regardless of our pleas to not be stupid or at least get something that could protect her more than a frilly dress. Demons might be assholes, but our sister went into battle unprepared.

File: Marion2.png (574 KB, 470x800)

574 KB PNG

>>2625719
You screech as the alcohol burns into you.

"Are you trying to go SS on me?" you ask your wife, with the hint of a smile on your face.

"No it's just springtime for - " and she jabs something stinging into an open wound, and you scream.

Well, that's why your married her. Or one of the many reasons why.

"So," you say, fighting through the disinfecting routine, "Our little Melon's a magical girl. Just found out tonight, and had to take a shotgun to a few demons."

"I met up with some of he friends, and we other demons after that..."

Your wife is looking at you with a scalpel-like glare.

You can't save yourself.

You can only hope your daughter can save you from this...

[Marion the magical girl!]
>Yeah, mom, he jumped in and saved us!
>He's actually kind of a dick, and I have no idea why you married him
>I can't tell you anything. [CODE OF SECRECY]
>My friend tried to kill him, and now she wants to bone him, and can we please have some girl talk?

>>2625804
>>Yeah, mom, he jumped in and saved us!
>My friend tried to kill him, and now she wants to bone him, and can we please have some girl talk?

FINAL DESTINATION

>>2625804
>But it was fiiiiiine. Nothing serious. :D

>>2625804
>>He's actually kind of a dick, and I have no idea why you married him

>>2625804
>Yeah, mom, he jumped in and saved us!
>My friend tried to kill him, and now she wants to bone him, and can we please have some girl talk?

>>2625804
>Yeah, mom, he jumped in and saved us!
>My friend tried to kill him, and now she wants to bone him, and can we please have some girl talk?

>>2625811
15:12 - 15:42 - voting closes

You know the drill.

>>2625826
Wait, the ending should be 13:32. Sorry!

>>2625804
>>My friend tried to kill him, and now she wants to bone him, and can we please have some girl talk?

>>2625804
>Yeah, mom, he jumped in and saved us!
>My friend tried to kill him, and now she wants to bone him, and can we please have some girl talk?

>>2625804
>He's actually kind of a dick, and I have no idea why you married him
>I can't tell you anything. [CODE OF SECRECY]

Not that I think this will work but I would like to see Melon be a different character not just MC wearing a mask.

>>2625840
Pretty much why we shouldn't play them. You know what scratch >>2625836 and go with >>2625840 instead.

>>2625804
>My friend tried to kill him, and now she wants to bone him, and can we please have some girl talk?

>>2625832
15:32. What am I thinking.

>>2625840
Melon never really showed any of this hostility or any aversion to telling mom on the entire way home. This is a switch of her character established thus far. Though
>My friend tried to kill him, and now she wants to bone him, and can we please have some girl talk?
Just seems way fucking wrong too.

>>2625804
>>My friend tried to kill him, and now she wants to bone him

>>2625859
Yes but she's a teenager that's been getting lectured by dad on a topic they think they know more about than him AND she thinks she's in the right. There's a tipping point eventually.

>>2625868
by that logic she should be trying to hid everything and sownplay the situation by a lot. Don't you all remember what kinds of shit you pulled when trying to avoid a conflict with your parents? all the bullshit you all said to avoid the inevitable for a little longer?

>>2625874
I agree? How does her saying she can't say anything and trying to misdirect to her dad being a dick not accomplish that?

>>2625878
Because saying that is confidential will only make the mom pour more pressure upon you. Placing the dad under the metaphorical for now) train, will make you lose your only ally. And since he gave just a general description of the scene, you can downplay it and make it seem like it was nothing serious.

>>2625889
Your expecting this level of subtlety from a teenager? She's not thinking that far ahead. Regardless this kinda stuff is why I'm against playing separate characters, especially when they're in opposition of each other.

>>2625905
...well, i guess you are right on both points.

>>2625804
"And one of my friends tried to kill him," little Melon cuts in on that awful silence.

"You can see why I tried to stop what was going on," you saw, "If I hadn't, I'd be dead."

There's a look you can't interpret in your wife's eyes. Respect? Hatred?

"Yeah," your daughter blithely continued on, "and then she just - "

"Alright, young lady," you say, "It's far, far past your bedtime. I think," you say, looking over at your wife, "I think everyone here needs some sleep."

...There's a lot less fight than you could have anticipated out of your daughter as she plods off to bed.

"So I trust you've got your own version, dear?" you wife says suddenly embracing you from behind, pulling you towards your bedroom.

ROLL D100

>>2625913
To be fair we were in agreement that she shouldn't be an open book about it but wanted to play it differently.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>2625923
WEW LADDIE!

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2625923
aw shieee-

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2625923

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2625923

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2625923

>>2625923
Oh, and I'm also accepting write-ins to work into this

>>2625930
"When this magical girl hits 88 miles per hour, You're gonna see some serious shit...."

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2625923

>>2625943
>Magical chunky meat salsa

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2625923

>>2625923

>>2625923
>"I did have to fight a demon and we did have a small argument with her friend but it's all fine.. mostly"
>"Except the MG part, i guess"

>>2625962
>>2625923
>Have i told you how hot you look when you are angry?

File: 20739770.png (20 KB, 100x100)

20 KB PNG

>>2625923
"I feel I should have a little mother-daughter talk with her about all this," your wife tells you, and flits off after your daughter.

That's probably the best you could have hoped for.

But while she's away (and before she comes back upon you), don't you have some questions for the rat?

>Why Teenage Girls?
>Why My Daughter?
>Why was I able to order that demon around?
>WRITE IN

>>2625973
>>Why My Daughter?

>>2625977
15:56 - 16:16 deadline.

>>2625973
>Why My Daughter?
>Shake it around violently between answers.

>>2625973
>How long are you going to keep up the charade? We both know you're full of shit, and unlike last time I won't keep my mouth shut.

>>2625973
>>Why Teenage Girls?

>>2625973
>>Why My Daughter?
>>Why was I able to order that demon around?

>>2625973
>>Why Teenage Girls?

>>2625973
>Why My Daughter?

>>2625990
This please

>>2625973
>Why was I able to order that demon around?
>Why Teenage Girls?

>>2625990
My vote's on this

>>2625973
>>Why was I able to order that demon around?

>>2625973
"Look," the rat says, as you pull it out of your pocket and cock the shotgun menacingly, "I 'll tell you what you want to know. Nothing you can do can kill me - but those whells I gave you can send me back home. And I'm pretty sure there's a nasty trial and a hanging waiting there. So I'll take my chances with you."

"Why my daughter?" you ask, baring a few more teeth than necessary for a smile.

"Because she's a teenage girl," the rat says, "and a little more than that."

"Seems like you don't know anything about magic," it continues smugly, "there's only one organ in your species that can handle it. And you don't have one."

Well, you guess that explains the teenage girls, but you're not happy about it. And not happy about what happened with your sister.

"No male of your race can have our magic," the ferret says, taunting you from the crushing grip of your fist.

>Suddenly you hear Marion scream from her room
>You hear nothing, and continue talking to the magic rodent [Write it what you want to know]

>>2626104
That doesn't explain the teenage part at all. Why not go for older women with military experience or something?

>>2626104
>>Suddenly you hear Marion scream from her room
We will finish this later.

>>2626111
do we really need to know? it really doesn't matter storywise.

>>2626104
>you hear nothing
... but she's still screaming from whatever caused screaming.

Deal with screaming I guess? Would ask why not women in the prime of their athletic ability, but okey doek

>>2626111
>inb4 it's a hymen

>>2626104
>>You hear nothing, and continue talking to the magic rodent [Write it what you want to know]
So I can cut you up and then put that organ in someone else?

>>2626104
>>You hear nothing, and continue talking to the magic rodent [Write it what you want to know]
so you cant enchanter items

>>2626104
>>You hear nothing
Tell me everything you know about magic and why I shouldn't send you back home for a trial.

File: NOT THE FAINTEST IDEA.png (124 KB, 459x209)

124 KB PNG

>>2626104
You're choosing whether there is screaming or there is not screaming.

You're NOT choosing whether you hear screaming or not.

Just to be clear here

>>2626104
>You hear nothing, and continue talking to the magic rodent [Write it what you want to know

Ok fair enguh though with all the sluts around isnt mtg hard to find nowa days?
But you know you can magic iteams like my shotgun rounds so y not do that for solders adults and they would be able to hadle it.
There has to be a another reasion for the girls and where do the deamons come from

>>2626104
>You hear nothing, and continue talking to the magic rodent [Write it what you want to know]
What >>2626111 said. It matters whether there's a legitimate reason they're picking teenagers apart from them being naive and easily manipulable.

>>2626104
>You hear nothing, and continue talking to the magic rodent [Write it what you want to know]
But you can enchant items, you can enchant women who are not teenagers, you can do something other than fuck up my family’s life again you lil shit.

>>2626143
But want screaming to happen we just dont go to it as its most liky our wife telling our girl the bird and the bees

>>2626111
This :V

File: womb_power_science_comic_02a.jpg (243 KB, 1600x689)

243 KB JPG

>>2626126
then most teenagers wouldn't be MGs

>>2626111
Mybe theye cant have a dick in them?
Theres alot more they can make magic they just like little girls.....mybe thats it there all just pedos

>>2626113
26:47 - 15:07 is the voting period.

I feel like this one's gotten chaotic, though

>>2626170
>>2626159
>>2626156
>>2626150
You are all beginning to overthink this.

File: 1200px-Emu-wild.jpg (220 KB, 1200x800)

220 KB JPG

>>2626181

>>2626174
Actually, 16:27 - 16:47 is the voting period. I'm bad at math and typing.

>>2626159
Basically this. What's stopping them from enchanting a militaries hardware and having them deal with it? Chances are they're making demons to make magical girls to harvest them for something. If demons have been around for so long how come no one else has noticed them?

The ferret is full of shit and you can pick him apart really easily.

>>2626192
i think that is the reason he has resigned himself to be with us instead of returning to his home planet.

>>2626199
That and if he ever gose back his people are going to kill him

>>2626104
>it works on shotgun shells, WE THE PEOPLE -
>Suddenly you hear Marion scream from her room

>>2626167
Not everyone qualifies to be a magical girl, there are probably a thousand normies for each magical girl

>>2626221
so? the uterus is the only organ a man doesn't have. Why there are so few MG, and why arent older women used as MGs are different questions (that really shouldn't bother us, because we already know our daughter is one)

>>2626104
"And what does any of that have to do with being a teenager?" you growl at the magic rodent.

"It's complicated," he says, and for the first time the little thing seems almost at a loss, "I'm not a technician. I'm just a field guy - a middle manager! But from what I know, there's something about the physical and metaphysical swirl around them that allows them to tap in like nothing else on this planet can."

"And what about my daughter?" you ask, all your teeth bared in an expression only another a carnivore could understand.

"She begged me for a contract after seeing her friends fighting!" the rodent squeaks, "She asked for this."

"So why'd that demon heed my commands?" you snarl at it.

"Demons are, uh, let me check the docs," it says, and its eyes go weirdly digital, "they acknowledge the stronger as their masters. That's as much as I know - I'm not a demon psychologist!"

Just after that, you hear something, and stuff the rat into your pocket. He'll keep until later.

>You hear a scream from Marion's room
>You hear you wife's footsteps coming down the stairs

(Note - this is a decision of what is there to be heard, not which of those you choose to hear.)

>>2626242
>>You hear you wife's footsteps coming down the stairs

>>2626242
>>You hear you wife's footsteps coming down the stairs

>>2626242
>>You hear a scream from Marion's room

>>2626242
>You hear a scream from Marion's room

>>2626242
>You hear you wife's footsteps coming down the stairs

>>2626242
>You hear a scream from Marion's room

holy fuck captcha hates me tonight

>>2626247
first voting post at 17:00, voting ends at 17:20

>>2626242
>You hear you wife's footsteps coming down the stairs
She'll be walking down with some power tools we can use on the rat bastard.

>>2626242
>>You hear a scream from Marion's room

>>2626242
>You hear a scream from Marion's room

come on guys, i wanna se that our wife is a demon

>>2626277
more likely our wife gets killed by a demon attack and our daughter screams bloody murder.

>>2626284
fuck that. that'd be bullshit. our daughter is there and she could protect her.

>>2626242
>You hear a scream from Marion's room
Did yandere break in?

>>2626284
>more likely our wife gets killed by our daughter's friends attack and our daughter screams bloody murder
here, i fixed for you

>>2626242
>You hear a scream from Marion's room

>>2626242
>>You hear you wife's footsteps coming down the stairs

>>2626242
>>You hear you wife's footsteps coming down the stairs

>>2626261
17:22 - we are done.

Voting's over.

I just hope I can scrounge a good image for this...

The Wife comes down the stairs:
>>2626247
>>2626249
>>2626257
>>2626268
>>2626300
>>2626308

Scream from Marion's room:
>>2626251
>>2626256
>>2626259
>>2626270
>>2626271
>>2626290
>>2626298

We're looking at wife coming down the stairs at 6, screams from Marion's room at 7. Two minutes to tell me I've miscounted.

>>2626325
...i hate to say this, but i think you inverted the numbers

File: JbXl1rF.png (55 KB, 367x360)

55 KB PNG

>>2626348
forget it. i'm stupid and i can't count.

File: this is ok.png (122 KB, 379x269)

122 KB PNG

>>2626352
Don't give me a heart attack like that!

File: 1ce78614d6092aeb94365a6bc(...).jpg (12 KB, 300x300)

12 KB JPG

>>2626354
same here holy shit

File: The wife holy shit what d(...).jpg (390 KB, 605x605)

390 KB JPG

>>2626242
There's a scream from your daughter's room.

The rat can wait for later - as long as you've got him prisoner, and rounds that can send him back for judgement among his kin sloshing in your pocket, he's your animal.

Like a dog trained by threat of beating.

You've made it to your daughter's room in the time it takes to think that.

Your shoulder slams the door inward.

The scene inside is not anything you thought you'd see.

You don't know what 'girl talk' looks like, but you're pretty sure it's not this.

Marion is backed up as far as possible on her bed, wrapping the sheets around her like a child hiding from a nightmare.

And...

THAT's your wife?

You've always heard you never know who you married until after the ceremony.

This probably takes the cake.

Clawed fingers, vacant eyes, gold fur (like her luxurious hair), tails, ears like a foxes, she's not a woman.

Well, not a human woman.

Fox-woman?

You think through everything and find the word 'kitsune'.

You ended up with a fox bride?

>Kill the demon
>"Together 'till death do us part!"
>Marion, help me kill her
> I'm sure we can talk this out
>God gave us shotguns for a reason.
>Write in

>>2626369
>>"Together 'till death do us part!"

>>2626369
>"Together 'till death do us part!"

>>2626370
We're a family and family stick together no matter what.

>>2626370
17:44 - 18:04 is the voting deadline.

>>2626369
>hug tackle her and get everyone to fucking calm down!

>>2626369
>>"Together 'till death do us part!"

i mean, she didn't try to kill us in the years we raised melon, so... its fine? That also explains all the sex.

File: how we turned out.png (335 KB, 603x575)

335 KB PNG

>>2626374
There's something a bit ironic about "No secrets in this family", per an earlier thread...

>>2626369
>God gave us shotguns for a reason.
We need to maximise our dad aura to get our wife back in submission.

>>2626369
>> I'm sure we can talk this out

>>2626369
>>"Together 'till death do us part!"
>hug tackle her and get everyone to fucking calm down!

>>2626369
>"Together 'till death do us part!"

>>2626390
>>2626376
>hug tackle her and get everyone to fucking calm down!
We won't kill our wife

> "I'm sure we can talk this out."

>>2626369
>Honey, you still with us?
>"Together 'till death do us part!"

>>2626369
>>God gave us shotguns for a reason.

We just need to dick all the demons and magical girls to convince them to get on our side and show the rodent aliens that the power of cock can fuel the universe.

>>2626369
Ohana means family

>>2626405
TROUGH DICK, UNITY!

>>2626369
Shotguns

>>2626369

>"Together 'till death do us part!"

SHE MAY BE A KITSUNE
BUT SHE'S STILL OUR WIFE DAMNIT

>>2626405
Pretty sure that hentai exists.

>>2626369
> I'm sure we can talk this out
I want to say til death do us part, but that seems a bit... on the nose.
Kind of a red flag, if you get my meaning.

>>2626419
Yup
And I can confirm it exists
"From experience"

Holy shit, you're back! Welcome back deluge, my body is ready

File: Get Your Dick Out.png (125 KB, 355x299)

125 KB PNG

>>2626428

I'm pretty sure this is how the vote count goes. "Together 'till death do us part" goes well with the write-in hug option, so that's what we're doing.

Wait warmly, douchebags are preparing.


Together 'till death do us part!
>>2626370
>>2626373
>>2626377
>>2626390
>>2626396
>>2626401
>>2626415


Hug her
>>2626397
>>2626376

We can talk this out
>>2626388
>>2626398


God gave us shotguns
>>2626379
>>2626403
>>2626413

>>2626444
Jokes on you, i'm already prepared.

>>2626444
Ass
Is clenched

File: Such+lewd+thoughts+trigge(...).jpg (119 KB, 1200x675)

119 KB JPG

>>2626433

File: 1508028179252.jpg (32 KB, 750x682)

32 KB JPG

>>2626444

File: The Wife.png (508 KB, 579x818)

508 KB PNG

>>2626369
"'till death do us part!" you yell, as you dive at your wife.

Hell, she might have different ears, and a bunch of tails, and claws, but she's still the woman you married!

Probably?

They say the person you married is never exactly the person you dated.

...This is probably the extreme end of that.

You wrap her in a flying tackle with a bear hug, and get to see her eyes go wide like you'd never seen them before. There's a look in them that you don't quite get, but hell.

It's been a long day.

She gasps something you don't quite catch, as the two of you hit the wall.

"Sorry, dear," you say, "but - "

...And then you hear your daughter chanting some sort of magical girl incantation. You're not really sure what it is, but it looks super dangerous, and not the sort of thing a good family conversation should have in it.

>Ask your wife to deal with her - this was 'girl talk' after all
>Tackle Marion too. Group hugs are a good family bonding experience!
>Fuck off to your beer and your TV. This is what American fathers do.
>WRITE IN

>>2626492
>Tackle Marion too. Group hugs are a good family bonding experience!

>>2626492
>Tackle Marion too. Group hugs are a good family bonding experience!

>>2626492
>Marion you cut that out right now and tell me what happened!

>>2626492
>>Tackle Marion too. Group hugs are a good family bonding experience!

This is why we don't want you to be friends with those murderhobos marion! They teach you to be psycopaths!

>>2626492
>Tackle Marion too. Group hugs are a good family bonding experience!
>WE ARE STILL A GOD DAMNED FAMILY AND SO HELP ME WE ARE GOING TO ACT LIKE IT OR ELSE!

>>2626492
>>Tackle Marion too. Group hugs are a good family bonding experience!

>>2626492
>Warning shot to the ceiling.
>"Okay, no magic allowed in this house unless someone intrudes, now let's all talk about this calmly without anyone getting hurt."

>>2626497
First voting post at 18:23 - voting deadline at 18:43, or when I feel we have a consensus.

>>2626506
i don't think we have the shotgun with us. That will also alert the neighbors and they might call the cops. Also, ceiling repairs are costly.

Oh jesus this is the best scenario i can ever imagine in my life haahahahaha A demon wife and a magical girl daughter no wonder that demon succubus submitted to us very fast.

>>2626492
>Tackle Marion too. Group hugs are a good family bonding experience!

>>2626492
>Tackle Marion too. Group hugs are a good family bonding experience!

FAMILY
FUCKING
MOMENT

OH SHIT, got a dark epiphany. what if the ferrets grab magical girls teenagers not only because of their vagina? But also because they are the children of a demon and a human and thus can use magic.

File: I'll Allow It.png (583 KB, 533x857)

583 KB PNG

>>2626497
>>2626499
>>2626502
>>2626503
>>2626504
>>2626516
>>2626523
We've got seven votes for tackling the daughteru and making this a group hug (never thought THAT was a sentence I'd write), so unless there are serious objections, I'm calling the vote here.

Any objections?

>>2626529
nay

>>2626529
Hell no

>>2626529
just write it now

or if you want please add this

>Can we just fucking calm down everyone now ground rules
NO MAGIC
NO DEMON APPEARANCE
NO MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATION
as long as you are in this roof you are going to be HUMANS HUUUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAAANS
Understand?
>bonus
>for some reason they have sparkle in their eyes
>Yes dad
>Yes honey

>>2626529
go for it, we'll keep this family together or die trying

>>2626528
Highly improbable, i mean.
The demon parents could easily kill their children.
Just, for some reason, our wife didn't noticed Melon turn into a magical girl/ or didn't wanted to kill her
But, you never know

Oh god NO ONE TELL BLUE she'll start trying to kill the wife to steal us.

Coincidence???
I think not

>>2626552
Forget the wife, she'll start trying to kill melon and be our new daughter.

>>2626552
Dude did you knew she stalk us just right now......OH WAIT NO AFTER THIS TALK SEARCH THE HOUSE!!

>>2626561
I AGREE
YOU MADE ME FUCKING PARANOID

>>2626529
Group hugs it is.

Seriously though do you actually have a plot in mind or are you just completely winging it.

>>2626552
>>2626560
>>2626561
Our wife is a kitsune no Kyuubi. She has golden hair and nine tails. She if the Japanese are accurate a divinely blessed being who has lived 900 or more years.

I am fairly certain she could hand blue her ass with ease bordering on contempt.

>>2626541
>>2626529
And definitely add this in.

File: The Wife Holy Shit.jpg (280 KB, 500x833)

280 KB JPG

>>2626492
"Young lady," you say, somehow disentangling yourself from your wife's limbs and tails, "we do NOT talk like that in this house!"

Of course, by the time you say that last bit, you're already in midair, on a collision course to hug your daughter.

You slam into her before she completes the incantation. The energy she'd already gathered ricochets off the walls, and then your wife grabbed it out of the air like a terrier chomping a tennis ball.

The way she moved doing that... Yeah, you admit it, you feel like you've been missing out all these years.

But hell, you married her when she hadn't shown you anything like that, so just think of this as icing on the cake!

You land under your daughter on her bed, and your wife slinks up to snuggle with both of you, her tails encircling all three of the family.

You let out a contented sight.

A father and mother, hugging each other and their offspring, this is how life should be.

If only it hadn't taken what it did to get here...

Alright, you're going to have to ruin this.

>Ask your wife what the hell she is
>ask your daughter why she tried to kill her mother
>write in

>>2626583
>Somebody explain... NOW

>>2626583
>Alright, Stop murdering each other and have a firm talk with each other.

>Also, Wife we need to spend some time with this new form.

>>2626583
>Ask your wife AND daughter what the fuck are they doing
This is the most easiest i think i mean we need to establish domination in this house i mean WE ARE A MAN DAMN IT WE ARE ALPHA

>>2626583
>"Alright. So we all had secrets we kept from each other. I guess it's time we all show our hands, huh?"
>Ask your wife what the hell she is
>ask your daughter why she tried to kill her mother

>>2626590
also this that we are a secretly weaboo but our wife saw our *ahem* internet browsing history

>>2626583
>set ground rules

>>2626583
>>Ask your wife what the hell she is
>>ask your daughter why she tried to kill her mother
Get both of their stories.

>>2626541
>>2626574
I think there should probably be a vote on whether that's house rules.

That might be something the MC would think was a good idea near the end of this chapter, so stay tuned!

>>2626569
I'm winging it, but I try to create enough hooks for plots while I write to have something to go off of. The folks who hung around after last that called some of them, based off what I'd done there.

Honestly, what I love about questing is that the input of multiple people, all the ideas they have, and everything else, can meld into a story.

>>2626588
First voting post at 18:45 - Voting closes at 19:05

>>2626583
>Ask your wife what the hell she is
>ask your daughter why she tried to kill her mother

>>2626583
>"Alright. So we all had secrets we kept from each other. I guess it's time we all show our hands, huh?"
>Ask your wife what the hell she is
>ask your daughter why she tried to kill her mother
>Come clean about our sister, (and about that one time we made napalm to blow up a demon army)

>>2626590
>>2626591
>>2626598
All of this

>>2626583
>ask your daughter why she tried to kill her mother

>To be honest im not mad i mean we have a cuddly wife. A very very comfy wife and a sweet daughter.

>We are the luckiest man alive i guess.

>>2626583
>Honey, you could have told me about this sooner (touch fluffy tail)
>ask your daughter why she tried to kill her mother
>Now girls, do you have anything left that you're hiding?

>>2626583
>ask your daughter why she tried to kill her mother

File: Spoiler Image (130 KB, 612x562)

130 KB JPG

>>2626583
Whatever option we choose, you know what we have to do.

>>2626583
> Talk about your Sister, her being a MG, now much it hurt us when she died, and how we are 100% unwilling to let that happen to either our wife or daughter whom we love very much and if necessary we will beat the world to death with this talking squirrel we found and replace magic with THESE HANDS if necessary.

> In that bein, much as THESE HANDS have not been raised against anyone in this household, and never shall be, same rules apply for magic.

> Now we're going to stay here like this until the women in our lives figure their shit out and let us know what's going on so we can face it as a family.

>>2626626
Maybe she didn't because she knows what happened to our sister

Or had something to do with it

File: f48.png (107 KB, 1210x1016)

107 KB PNG

>>2626583
>>2626606
> (and about that one time we made napalm to blow up a demon army)

In this vein mention that redneckery is just as potent as magic and that your sisters death was avenged.

>>2626636
What of shes pur sister just transformed

File: 1499474027263.gif (3.72 MB, 581x327)

3.72 MB GIF

>>2626645

>>2626645
That's not the sort of trashy light novel-esque story we're running here!

>>2626604
Also I am opposed to being a secret weeb, instead our Pa was a veteran from Vietnam and picked up his knowledge about fox ladies there. We just thought it was more, what you say, meyaphorical.

I feel like we have enough going on with the redneck/accountant/dad/magical hmgirl bystander history. Let's not go full Capeshit on the background here.

>>2626645
stop

>>2626647
>>2626648
Magic and just thowing it out there

What ever op you know thats where this train is taking us

So mumy was shlwing our girl that she too changes and eat deamons???

Or is this the fox goddess and the spice salesman in the moden day

File: d4f.jpg (70 KB, 459x524)

70 KB JPG

>>2626655

>>2626651
I'd love to go full Henderson, but anon's right.
Also, anime would probably give us ptsd from our sister.

File: 1478876448033.png (38 KB, 499x338)

38 KB PNG

>>2626662
>>2626665

>>2626662
Did you just have a stroke?

>>2626651
Holy shit, that sounds amazing.
Maybe we don't know basically anything about anime And because of that we don't even know that there is a whole gender only for MS