You let out a long sigh, making sure to stretch your arms and sigh, while looking out your parents’ carriage. The sun was setting, and no matter how cheesy it sounded or long it went on it drew a smile to your face.

“Wipe that smile off your face young man.” Your mother snorted, whacking you on the head with a heavy fan. “You look creepy. We’re here to find you a wife and introduce you to society; show them a goofy look like that and they’ll think you’re a fool or worse yet some provincial bumpkin.”


“Well...we aren’t we?” You ask, rubbing your head. “All the land we administrate is in the Colonies. This is my first time in the homeland.”

Your father laughs, a land resting itself on his bell; your mother whacks you with her fan again, but a smile forms on her face.

“Be modest Kazuki, but not that self deprecating” Your mother says, now fanning herself. “I forgot how hot it can be here. I don’t miss it.”

“Who thought my solider wife would be the one to first complain about the heat?” Your father laughs again, bringing your mother close in a hug --only to be nudged away-- prompting yet another burst of it. “Seriously Rei, you were the only one born here. You would think you’d be the last of us to complain about the humidity.”

She mocked glared at him before giggling and returning her eyes to you. “Seriously though Kazuki; we’re proud of you. You’re a firebending prodigy; you mastered the art when you turned eleven. We want the stuffy old guard to have no reason to dismiss you. We are the wealthiest, most valorous, and most distinguished family of the Colonies, mainlanders can’t afford to ignore us anymore. We should expect them to offer betrothals or to act as a host family while you school here. Fire Lord Ozai might take you in….or offer you Princess Azula’s hand in marriage. But that requires you not to give them any excuse to dismiss us.”

>But I’m only thirteen

>I might be the same age as Azula, but that seems….unlikely.

>I’m sixteen, I think she might be a little young for me.

You turn towards the outline of Capital City.
>Isn’t she supposed to be some sort of firebending prodigy too?

>I think we should aim a little lower mom.

>Let’s just focus on getting me into the Royal Military Academy

>>2660785
>I might be the same age as Azula, but that seems….unlikely.

>Isn’t she supposed to be some sort of firebending prodigy too?

>>2660785
>I’m sixteen, I think she might be a little young for me.

>I think we should aim a little lower mom.

>>2660785
>But I’m only thirteen
>Isn’t she supposed to be some sort of firebending prodigy too?
You dumb faggot I was supposed to be running Avatar.

>>2660785
>I’m sixteen, I think she might be a little young for me.
>Let’s just focus on getting me into the Royal Military Academy

>implying you will ever allow us to return to the sex buddha.

>>2660803
Heh, saw an opening and I took it.

>>2660823
Enjoy this thread because after this you're fucked.
Just liked everyone else who pulled this on me.

>>2660785
>I might be the same age as Azula, but that seems….unlikely.
>Isn’t she supposed to be some sort of firebending prodigy too?

>>2660850
I knew som was autistic
But not crashing this thread with no survivors autistic

>>2660785
>I’m sixteen, I think she might be a little young for me.
>Let’s just focus on getting me into the Royal Military Academy

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>>2660785
>>I might be the same age as Azula, but that seems….unlikely.

>Isn’t she supposed to be some sort of firebending prodigy too?

>>2660868
I've made five Dragon Ball quests, how could I not be this autistic?

>>2660850
>>2660868
>>2660874

Truly the depths of Somnius' autism know no boundaries

>>2660785
>I might be the same age as Azula, but that seems….unlikely
>Isn’t she supposed to be some sort of firebending prodigy too?

>>2660785
>>I might be the same age as Azula, but that seems….unlikely.
>>Isn’t she supposed to be some sort of firebending prodigy too?
Our mother is going to get us killed. Or worse, engaged.

>>2660879
But who's the real autist, me, or the person who's a fan of me?

>>2660896
It's you.

>>2660785
>I might be the same age as Azula, but that seems….unlikely.
And
>Isn’t she supposed to be some sort of firebending prodigy too?

>>2660899
That's not what my patreon numbers say.

>>2660896
Pretty sure it’s you boss.

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“I might be the same age of Azula, but that seems unlikely,” You say, looking at mother with more than a little disbelief. “Isn’t she supposed to be some sort of firebending prodigy too?”

“Yes, she mastered the art around the same time you did in fact,” Your mother says, beaming proudly. “Fire Lord Ozai has to pay attention to that.”

Your father frowns at that, “That might not be a good thing. If Kazuki manages to show her up, that would make us look like upstarts, worse traitors.”

“I wouldn’t be so sure. Fire Lord Azulon was very interested in mingling...bloodlines,” Mom almost whispers. “The curiosity might have passed onto his son.”

Your father’s face grows stern, as he points a meaty finger a you. Being assigned such a sedentary position as Governor of Haefa Hu Xin hadn’t been good for his figure. “Do not repeat a word of this to anyone. It could be considered treason, you hear?”

You nod in the affirmative. Such speculation could be considered slander of the highest order, implying that the royal family treated it’s members like pigrats. Your mother meant nothing by it, in fact admired the pragmatism, but peasants might not take it that way.

>When we arrive, do I have to head to the guest quarters in the royal place immediately?

>May I explore Capital City a bit, before I have to attend this party? It’s not going to start for an hour.

>I’ve never seen Fire Lord Ozai before….is there any chance I can come with you to the Thrones Room? Please?

>>2660938
>I’ve never seen Fire Lord Ozai before….is there any chance I can come with you to the Thrones Room? Please?
You're waifuing too early, classic rookie mistake.

>>2660938
>May I explore Capital City a bit, before I have to attend this party? It’s not going to start for an hour.

>>2660944
I think hinting at Eugenics is more a reminder that the Fire Nation is the baddies but then I gotta remember how big Azula is the fandom

>>2660938
>May I explore Capital City a bit, before I have to attend this party? It’s not going to start for an hour.

>>2660938
>May I explore Capital City a bit, before I have to attend this party? It’s not going to start for an hour.

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>>2660938
>>May I explore Capital City a bit, before I have to attend this party? It’s not going to start for an hour.
To all those who would waifu, always remember this handy guide.
Keep it in your trousers.

Flameo, hotman!
>>2660938
>May I explore Capital City a bit, before I have to attend this party? It’s not going to start for an hour.
Yes, Kazuki. Stick your dick in the crazy. Play into my redemption fetish.

>>2660978
Honestly, Azula's still viable by this chart.
She's EASILY 9 (maybe even a 10 when she's telling us how sharp our outfit is, that shit's adorable). And as long as we move in before she murders anyone or loses her only friends, we MIGHT be able to pull her back from going FULL psycho, keeping her crazy around an 8 or a 9.

>>2660938
>May I explore Capital City a bit, before I have to attend this party? It’s not going to start for an hour.
>>2660985
>avatar quest
>not fucking Azula
Sorry, anon, but lil' Kazuki's dicking a princess one way or another.

>>2660938
>May I explore Capital City a bit, before I have to attend this party? It’s not going to start for an hour.

>>2660996
Careful... at early stages of childhood Azula was already manipulative... come on dude.. you dont have to purse this.. are you trying to prove something? there is really no need

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The ostrich horses drawing your carriage come to a sudden stop, and two valets in elegant red tunics open the door to it. Your parents step out one after another, taking the place of the two servants at the sides next to the door; standing like two statues. Suddenly, all the time you spent practicing etiquette failed you, your parents actions being as meaningless as ones in a surreal dream. Just by route routine you step out with your head down and keep the door open for the valets who would park your carriage.

You see your parents nod, and sigh, knowing you did the right thing. Still sweat drops down your brow and you feel like you could mess up at anytime. You needed a break from this already.

“Father, Mother...may I explore Capital City a bit before I have to attend the gala? It’s not going to start for an hour.

“Sure...but be back on the four. There is no such thing as fashionably late in the mainland, understand?” Your mother warns.

After nodding you run off, just taking the sights of the city in. You imagine to a true outsider or foreigner the city might look intimidating; the city outline looked haunting curved and edged and the ground laid thick with midnight black obsidian. It was obviously built on a volcano. To you though, it was mesmerizing and even nostalgic. You were finally home.

In the corner of your eye you notice something. Down an alleyway, an obese man in a bloody white apron and two guards raced after a small child in a torn overalls holding a pile of steaks. He looked thin and pale, if you said so yourself.

>Try to call out to the men chasing the child, telling them you’ll pay for what he stole

>Use firebending to block off their path

>Use your firebending to knock down a trashcan in the child’s path

>Write in

>>2661035
>Try to call out to the men chasing the child, telling them you’ll pay for what he stole

No need to start making a bad reputation early on

>>2661035
>Try to call out to the men chasing the child, telling them you’ll pay for what he stole
We do actually have some pocket money right?

>>2661035
>>Use your firebending to knock down a trashcan in the child’s path
Fuck that little thief Come on guys give the character at least some room to grow into a better person.

>>2661041
You're a rich kid in the city, of course you do.

>>2661035
>Try to call out to the men chasing the child, telling them you’ll pay for what he stole

>>2661035
>>Write in
Shrug and move along. Not our business.

>>2661033
>at early stages of childhood Azula was already manipulative
And then her own mother decided to near completely withdraw from interacting with her, driving her further under her father's wing. Gee, I *wonder* why she wound up a maladjusted psycho who doesn't understand basic human interactions. Could it be that she was a product of environment?
I mean the whole theme of Zuko's arc is that nobody is BORN evil. They become it. And by extension that very few people are beyond redemption. If Azula was just, born evil with no way to avoid it, that completely undermines a theme present in the series.
>>2661035
>Write in
Not our problem, ignore it.

>>2661035
>Use firebending to block off their path
Fucking thieving plebs

>>2661044
>>2661035
Switching too ignore it.

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“Hey,” You yell, watching as the three men act completely oblivious to you, as the kid falls on his ass, the steaks flying up into the air and landing softly in a pile on his head, as if it were a plate. “HEY, I’ll pay for the steaks. Leave the kid alone.”

“Really?” The butcher says, his look of anger melting away. “Sure just give me about 15...”

The guard shakes his head and approaches the child, lifting him up with one hand and letting the steaks spill onto the floor. “No can do, this boy was caught stealing. In other cities, maybe, you can choose to refuse to press charges, but in Capital City, we charge thieves for the thefts they commit, no matter how small. Now move along kid.”

Kid? You get angry. “Now you listen here…peasant. You are talking one of your betters here and I command you to let him go, the butcher and I will come to an accommodation; the child has been sufficiently scared.

The guard drops the kid, and suddenly grips his sword. His fellow grabs his shoulder. “Lee...don’t. This kid might be for real. You don’t want to cut some noble brat’s finger off; you’d be sent to the stockades or reassigned...”

“I do buy him, I just don’t care.” Guard says, unsheathing his sword. “You aren’t my commanding officer, spoiled whelp, and you aren’t from the royale family either. You don’t get to boss me around.

An older, plumb man with white hair in fine red and black clothes steps you front of you. A cup of steaming tea is in his hands and a friendly smile is on his face. “Most excellent. I’m be sure to inform my brother of your steadfast loyalty and commitment to duty….but our jail cells are full enough as it is. Let the child go and leave the spoiled...what was it you called him? Whelp? Come with me.”

To your shock, the three men immediately drop to their bellies, faces kissing the floor. The child looks up at the old man and quickly mimes them.

>Thank you sir, but I still need to pay the butcher.

>Who are you?

>I could have handled this old man!!!

>>2661136
Ten seconds too late!!!

>>2661138
>Thank you sir, but I still need to pay the butcher.

>>2661138
>Thank you sir, but I still need to pay the butcher.

>>2661138
>>Thank you sir, but I still need to pay the butcher.

>>2660783
Can't wait to die pleading for our life in the mud again that shit was fantastic.


>Who are you?

>>2660803
Fuck off SOM you just gonna *Rock falls everyone died*

>>2661138
>>Who are you?

>>2661153
I'm not going to do that. If you die, it will be swinging.

>>2661138
>>Thank you sir, but I still need to pay the butcher.

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“Thank you sir, but I still have to pay the butcher.” You say, walking towards the butcher and not bothering to even glance at the old man. He was no doubt someone important, or related to them, but the man had lost a good deal of money thanks to the poor kid’s shenanigans. Only fair he get his money back.

The butcher don’t move his head, but immediately starts cursing. “Fool, don’t you know who that is.”

“Probably some general or something.” You say, dropping a gold coin in the man’s hand. “There you go. And hey kid, don’t steal stuff. Butchers don’t make enough money to lose a steak here or there, got it?”

The kid remains silent, but the fat man laughs. “You’re right, where are my manners. I’m sorry sir, I almost cost you some money.”

You look back towards the old man and give him a polite bow. “Thank you for assistance, I’m sorry I can’t properly demonstrate my gratitude but...”

“I know, I know you have a big party celebrating your coming of age at the palace,” The old man says, “Don’t be so stressed I’ll vouch for you.”

>Thank you, but I promised my parents I would be heading back now.

>Sorry for asking this, but who are you?

>Thanks, it’s my first time in the city and spending another large dusty building isn’t my idea of fun.

>Write in

>>2661230
>>Sorry for asking this, but who are you?
>>Thanks, it’s my first time in the city and spending another large dusty building isn’t my idea of fun.
Thanks first, who're you second.

>>2661253
This

>>2661230
This>>2661253

>>2661253
>>2661258
>>2661262
Okay

>>2661230
>>Thank you, but I promised my parents I would be heading back now.
I'm not perfect, but I try to be a man of my word.

We did say we'd be back on time. As nice as this random stranger is, there are likely to be consequences if we're late to our own party.

You fold your hands into a sign of gratitude. “Thanks, it’s my first time in the city and spending another large dusty building isn’t my idea of fun.”

“No problem, these parties are wasted on the youth anyway. You lot want to foolishly enjoy the sun, laugh with friends, and see interesting things. You don’t know just how fulfilling obligation and polite bragging...wait is it you lot who are foolish or us?” The fat man asks, scratching his chin.

You giggle. “Sorry for asking this, but who are you?”

The old man laughs. “Prince Iroh, and I don’t mind whatsoever young man.”

“Prince? Wow.” You say, flabbergasted. “Wow, Azula a half sister or...”

Iroh roars out in joy, almost falling down to his knees. “I know I look young for my age, but no, she’s my niece. I’m Fire Lord Ozai’s brother.”

You bow deeply this time, as is proper when greeting royalty. “Thank you. I’m so sorry for wasting your time my….”

“Relax, go have some fun.” Iroh says, patting your shoulder.


>Go sightseeing

>Go get a cup of tea and bowl of ramen

>Go try to pick up some girls

>Write in

>>2661364
>>Go sightseeing

>>2661364
>Go get a cup of tea and bowl of ramen

>>2661364
>>Go get a cup of tea and bowl of ramen
We'll need the energy for all the standing around, constant smiling and being painfully polite we'll be doing later.
Yay, parties full of people who can end us on a whim.

>Go get ac up of tean and a bowl of ramen>>2661378

>>2661364
>Go get a cup of tea and bowl of ramen

And ask Prince Iroh if he has time for us to treat him to the same, as apology for not showing due respect to him.

>>2661364
>Go get a cup of tea and bowl of ramen
Don't want to get too carried away.

>>2661392
Sure

>>2661400
:D
Talk about a great excuse for being late. "I had to take a minute to personally apologize to Prince Iroh."

all this thread has done is make me want ramen...

>>2661364
>>Go sightseeing

>>2661458

the fact that you don't want some delicious ramen is disturbing

>>2661468
theres already going to be food at the party, i assume.

>>2661474
It's going to suck. Also typing the response now

>>2661474
>would rather eat lame party than have tea with Uncle
Explain yourself.

>>2661483
If we become too full from actual delicious food we may shame mom and dad. Shame in Fire Nation = Roman style bad days. I feel like we may have a decent amount of duty to family and state and not being a psycho in us.

>>2661483

seriously I don't understand this passing up the opportunity to train as the avatar under uncle

>>2661483
I don't like to metagame
Also, if the food sucks they must surely have cakes and other such sweets.

>>2661494
Because that's out of character? We don't know that we're the avatar and we don't know this dude.

“Once again, thank you Prince,” You say. “I was going to get a cup of tea and some ramen, would you like to join me? I’ll treat, it’s the least I can do!”

Iroh hands over his empty tea cup to one of the guards. “It’s more than enough, let’s go!”

The two of you make your way to a slightly off the beat path, into a slightly dingy but flavorful little place. One entire wall was covered in seashells, while another was filled with local, amateurish but enduring art; you didn’t know if that drawing was supposed to an elk hare or bunny moose, but was nice to look it. You begin conversation with the type of sycophantic questions your parents or other nobles would ask, with questions about the good tea houses in the city or if he had heard of your land’s latest concoction, called iced tea.

“Cold tea? Like Ice Cream?” Iroh asked astonished. He had stopped eating, which given the quality wouldn’t have been suprising if he hadn’t stopped drinking the Oolong tea, which was excellent. “Part of what makes tea so great is….”

You put a hand up to stop him. “I know what you’re getting out, but no it’s still a liquid and it just has ice in it. We mix it with strawberries or dragon fruit and it’s so sweet and delicious, you’d love it. I’d love to stay here and chat, but I’m about a half hour late for my own party and the Fire Lord will be attending any minute now. I don’t think my mother could stand the embarrassment of me coming after he left. ”

“Let me escort you there young lord, if only to stop you knowing that Princess Azula’s would be even greater.” Iroh says, sweet smile still on his face. Despite the kindly old grandfather demeanor, he didn’t even try and stop you from paying for the bill though. “I think Zuko will be plenty peeved too, but he’ll be polite enough to calm down your mother.

“Wait both of the Fire Lord’s children are already there?” You ask, panicing.

“No, just my nephew. Ever since his spat with Admiral Zhao, he’s been on the outs with the Fire Lord. Azula is too busy with her studies and her position on her father’s council to attend on time and for the whole event. She’ll pop by with her father, tell your parents how gallant and handsome you are if she’s in a good mood, and make noncommittal statements about agreeing to courtship between the two of you. The Fire Lord will write your parents a letter four months from now turning them down gently.”

> Any advice on wooing her?

> Yeah, I’m not too keen on marrying someone I’d barely know anyway.

> I never told my parents this, and I mean no offense whatsoever, but I’ve heard rumors that Azula’s a little...ambitious.

>Write In

>>2661497
>>2661496

Yeah, you have zero idea you are the avatar at this point. You, like most avatar's before you, just know your very gifted when it comes to bending your particular element and are geninely speaking, a nice person.

I'll let you hang out with Iroh now, just because it seems like a "what a coincidence thing". Wanting to train with a guy whose considered a has-been?

Not yet.

>>2661533
>> Yeah, I’m not too keen on marrying someone I’d barely know anyway.
I am just a kid after all.

>>2661491
>>2661496
Fair enough, but it's still a chance to earn favor with the fire lord's brother, and I can't imagine that being a bad thing.

>>2661533
>> Yeah, I’m not too keen on marrying someone I’d barely know anyway.

>>2661540
Meh, he seems to like us enough already and it seems not everyone here want's to be a politician. We're a kid from the provinces man. Have a bit of fun, do good for your family and go home.

>>2661533
>> Any advice on wooing her?

>>2661533
>Any advice on wooing her?
Even if we're not marrying anyone it'll be good to know how to leave a good impression so we don't get fucked over.

>>2661533
> Yeah, I’m not too keen on marrying someone I’d barely know anyway.

>>2661533
> Yeah, I’m not too keen on marrying someone I’d barely know anyway.

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>>2661539
>>2661544
>>2661552
>>2661553

>Anons don't want Azula as femme fatale villainess waifu

Plebians

>>2661558
this so much this

>>2661558
Don't get me wrong man. I'm all about a bitchin badass waifu. It just seem's out of character to jump the gun right now. If, somehow, fate twists and things don't go to shit? Whoo boy would I go for a flying blue badass.

>>2661566
You still have eleven minutes to vote

>>2661566
Besides, what if our bumpkin, kinda nice but still badass self turns out to be her kryptonite?

>>2661565
I meant you, blah.

>>2661558
You know the rules anon.
>Don't stick your dick in crazy.

>>2661533
> Any advice on wooing her?

>>2661571
that rule is over-rated I used to stick my dick in crazy all the time...it was great

>>2661571
Then we just outcrazy her then

>>2661565
>>2661575
Why aren't voting for your waifu, anon?

>>2661533
>> Any advice on wooing her?

>>2661577
I thought I was?

>>2661558
I'd love for us to cure Azula of her craziness with our dick, but you gotta face reality. She's too fucking crazy.

>>2661576
That would take some time mang. Sozin's rampant assholery, Ozai being a fucking moron...then the problem with her mom...would take a lot of work. Not saying it isn't worth it of course. Just A LOT of work.

>>2661587
things worth doing usually are

It was a tie and did a dice roll,


>>2661586
He problem is self hatred and shitty parenting.

>>2661586
>She's too fucking crazy
Not yet, and all we have to do is step in and woo her into not being so crazy.

>>2661589
Cn we agree, at least in character, that we don't have a whole lot of info? It would obviously help our family if we get married yea, but one wrong move and we'll have a bad day. No more fun, no more getting better at bending. We're a kid.
>>2661592
Supremely shitty parenting. The shittiest.

So we should just be nice to Azula right? Like how many people actually just treat her like a person with no ulterior motive?

>>2661595
Yes, let's use our barely teenage ability to diagnose and cure years of abuse and neglect. Woo her of her craziness. Yea.

>>2661586
yay more metagaming, that always makes these games more fun

>>2661603
>but one wrong move and we'll have a bad day
That's why I wanted to know how to not piss her off.

>>2661612
You assume a lot. A lot from a point, that us, being a kid from bumfuck nowhere wouldn't know. I'm super down with an organic attempt at Azula. Probably impossible, definitely diffucult, shakesperean in it's stupitity too. But it could be fun and cool. But way too early. We know jack shit and have everything to lose.

>>2661625
right but we are a kid from bumfuck nowhere in the fire kingdom! We want to do well for our family and as a kid what better way could we think of helping our family then by taking a shot at impressing a royal?

>>2661611
I was just throwing in my thoughts on the matter. Not trying to promote or incite metagaming, sorry if it seemed I was.

>>2661640
Because our parents already stated, if we make a bad move, either by upstaging her or just being disrespectful, we'd have a terrible time? Or a guy who's many years our senior, garners great respect and is also a member of the family said we basically are here for looks.

>>2661625
Yeah I get it, we're probably not gonna do shit. I just thought it would be a good idea to get some info on how to avoid any major fuck ups when we inevitably have to interact with her. I never thought we were going to be wooing, let alone marrying her.

>>2661607
I don’t think anyone ever did.
>>2660803
Bring back Earthbender Quest.

>>2661654
The asking about wooing might be much. I'm down with being nice to her, without being afraid though. We're still young enough to not get that. Also, we're apparently a badass. So there's that. Basically I'm saying let's just stay the course with this character. Could be a ton of fun. Especially if we turn this already crazy world upside down.

yeah I think the consensus is to just be nice, not try to woo or anything just treat her like a human being....at least that is my vote

“Yeah, I’m not that interested in marrying someone I barely know anyway.” You say, shrugging your shoulders.

“Wise. They say only the poor can marry for love; the nobility has to marry for the people, but how many bad marriages have haunted dynasties? How many neglectful parents ruined who could have been perfectly happy and competent rulers?”

You notice a tone of hurt in the latter statement. “Say, if I was woo Azula though, how would I do it? Might as well try and make parents somewhat happy. How many neglectful children, have ruined otherwise good parent king and queens?”

“She likes power, or at least she thinks she does.” Iroh says, a ghost of smile on his face. “We’re here.”

Sure enough the eight guards blocking the first gate of three into a rear entrance parted, the lines of guards at each door doing so a couple of seconds after the previous setting. Just long enough in your opinion to get a look at your faces. You look at Iroh, still surprised he was royalty and that he commanded this level of respect.

When you enter the guest quarters, you notice just how full it is, and how important. Each person there was wearing the red, oranges, and blacks of the Fire Nation flag, but each one was intricate in it’s own way and made of exotic silks and fabrics that most have cost more than those eight guards made in a year, pooled together. You gulp and your throat tightens when you see that...and your mother marching towards you, her face controted into a grimace of pure rage.

“What did we agree to Kazuki? What did we...” She began before her eyes set on Iroh.

“I know he made a promise to you,” Iroh says gently, warm smile magnified. “But helped me stop a robbery. Without his help the thief might have gotten away, your son is quite brave and kind. He even paid the poor victim back for what the crook stole”

Your mother looks you and then back at him. “Is this true Kazuki?”
“Well yeah, but...” You start.

“But nothing.” Iroh says, wiping tear from his eye. “His honor is astounding; such a patriot and so considerate at such a young age. Governess Rei, you must be so proud to have raised such a fine young man.

“We are,” Your mother says a little blankly. “Go talk to the guests honey. This is your party.”

>Go talk to the girl in pinkish red

>Go talk the gloomy girl

>Forget trying to flirt, there is a man with the admiral rankings on his chest. Go chat him up and see if he’d willing to write you a letter of recommendation to the Naval academy

>Who’s that guy with burn on his eye?

No Azula option?

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>>2661666
>>Go talk the gloomy girl
Always nice to talk to someone who obviously loves parties as much as any sane person. Also, hi Satan!

>>2661666
>>Go talk the gloomy girl

Scar or gloomy seems intresting.

>>2661657
anon, why?!
... we're better off with another spirit detective quest.

>>2661649
Don't even trip dawg.
Metagamings inevitable anway.
Just makes me a bit bitchy, i'll cool down.

>>2661666
>>Go talk the gloomy girl
Whoa, greeting and salutations Lucifer.

>>2661666
>Who’s that guy with burn on his eye?
DISREGARD HOES AND ACQUIRE BROS.

>>2661666
>Who’s that guy with burn on his eye?
Scars are cool, but don't say that, it's probably rude.

>>2661673
She's not there yet.

Two more votes and then that's it for the night. Will update tomorrow

>>2661666
>Who’s that guy with burn on his eye?

Forget about flirting for a second I want to be in the Navy! Naval officers don't need to flirt the rank itself makes panties hit the floor

>>2661666
>Go talk to the girl in pinkish red

>>2661603
>Supremely shitty parenting. The shittiest.
And all too often, Ursa gets a pass on that shit. She's to blame, too. For pushing a VERY young Azula away, and right into Ozai's influence.
Azula at that point is a lonely little girl who's already a bit off. Her mother pushes her away. So she goes to her father for affection instead. And he manipulates her into a living weapon.
>>2661607
Ty Lee. Mai, kinda-sorta (though fear and wanting to get time with Zuko are also present as motives for her).
>>2661658
We have one big leg up in either befriending or wooing Azula. We're a fellow prodigy. We can match her, force her to push her limits, and push our own in turn. Her competitive side will hopefully find that irresistable about us.
>>2661661
Oh we absolutely should NOT try to put the moves on her. We all know that just results in crashing this boat with no survivors.
>>2661666
>Go talk the gloomy girl
Let's accidentally make ZuZu jealous.
>How many neglectful parents ruined who could have been perfectly happy and competent rulers
*cough*URSA*cough*

>>2661701
Ursa was whitewashed big in the comics. She laughed at Earth Kingdom cities being razed to ashes. It was her idea to assassinated Azulon; her long term plans are what set Avatar in motion.

the only decent Avatar stuff is the show. the comics are trash and the movie....

Korra is only good for porn.

>>2661666
>Go talk the gloomy girl

>>2661701
To be fair. Ursa was in a supremely shitty situation too. She was just also pretty autistic. Ozai is pure evil AND worst dad, Ursa was just a shit mom. Also, for the prodigy bit, we have no idea how that will go. What we do know, is we're in a crazy new situation. One where we expected to mostly be ignored or possibly fail.

>>2661707
She really is the Yui Ikari of Avatar.
A manipulative bitch who, through her machinations, holds as much blame as (if not MORE THAN) her more visible, easy to hate husband. And who gets a free pass from most people due to the plot only ever involving her indirectly.
>>2661714
Fair point about the prodigy bit. Mostly it just means she MIGHT not dismiss us out of hand as a bug she could crush without any trouble.

>>2661720
Correction, manipulative is a poor word choice.
Treacherous would be more precise.

You walk over to the teen with the burn covering the left side of his face, including near over his eye. You grab two drinks and a plate of appetizers and stroll towards him. His eyes meet yours, and there is a cool disdain in them. Though you wonder for some reason, if it’s for you or himself.

You hold the drink towards him. “How’s it going man. Food good? This the drink you want because I can call someone to...”

“You’re more than a half hour late to your own party,” He says grumpily, grabbing the drink off the tray. “I know you don’t want to be here, but neither does anyone else. It’s a chance for our parents to play polticis and the sooner you play your role, the sooner the rest of can leave.”

“Yeah, sorry, I got busy exploring the city with Prince Iroh and...”

He almost spits out his drink. “You were with Uncle? Figures.”

“Uncle? Wait, you’re Zuko!” You exclaim.

“Congratulations, you figured it out.” Zuko says, unhappily.

>Why are you even wasting your time with me? You’re sister is only showing up to turn me down gently.

>What’s with the scar? Mishap with a trainer?

>Sorry for that. Honestly, I know I already got here but you wanna ditch?

>I know this sounds creepy, but what’s your sister like?

>>2661728
>Sorry for that. Honestly, I know I already got here but you wanna ditch?

>>2661701
>Her only two friends
Sounds about right. If we end up close we wouldn't be afraid to check her either, unlike Mai or Ty Lee we probably won't die in a fight with her.

>>2661728
>Why are you even wasting your time with me? You’re sister is only showing up to turn me down gently.

>>2661720
Meh, while we could point finger that she did this or that, there is a difference to being manipulative and pragmatic, in a world where evil has all the power, and the power to kill you and your family, over going full cleanse the earth and crush anything that isn't my tribe. He even goes full joker voice. It sounds simple, because it is. The whole idea is that as long as you aren't so far gone that their isn't any hope, there is hope. Azula definitely got a bad bit of fate though.

>>2661739
I'll admit I have a rather intense personal dislike for neglectful parents.
I've seen how that kind of shit can fuck someone up pretty much as bad as active abuse.

>>2661728
>>Why are you even wasting your time with me? You’re sister is only showing up to turn me down gently.

>>2661728
>I know we're all here for the pomp and circumstance, but I figured I'd at least try to have some fun beforehand. Can you blame me?

>>2661746
There's abuse, then there's ritual disfigurement in a duel, for starts. He stops just short of throwing the kid into an active volcano.

>>2661739

/Meta: yeah Azula did get a bad shot at fate, but I don't see why we can't try to drive her away from said bad fate /Meta

>seeing as how we both know we are here for pomp (read stupid grownup) circumstances, and your sister is going to show up in order to turn me down politely, what do you say we try and have some fun instead?

>>2661735
>>2661749
>>2661759
Ditching this shit party kills the parents. Just sayin. Or at the very least is a bad idea.

>>2661763
Mine wasn't a vote for ditching, more just a little lighthearted griping.

>>2661728
>Why are you even wasting your time with me? You’re sister is only showing up to turn me down gently.
Maybe don't be so blunt about it and suggest having fun if it's something we can do AT the party, but definitely don't ditch.

>>2661728
>Why are you even wasting your time with me? You’re sister is only showing up to turn me down gently.

>>2661763
my bad for a second I forgot that the fire nation is basically North Korea....yeah lets not do that

we should still try to befriend Zuko though

>>2661759
>>2661767
>>2661775
I'm of course down for attempting to be friendly. It just seems we're already off on the wrong foot and asking him to ditch is just bad form and dumb.

>>2661779
Your prompt isn't bad actually. Let's just interpret it more like we're trying to not let this party get us down? We could actually try to foster good relations. Be a good friend to Zuko, maybe see how Azula really is? Figure out court life.

>>2661728
>>Why are you even wasting your time with me? You’re sister is only showing up to turn me down gently.

>>2661789
Because that idea works. I'd change my vote to that. It has a nice blend of a bit of new understanding with a bit of playful hope.

>>2661789

>THIS!

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“Why are you even here wasting your time with me? Your sister is only showing up to turn me down gently.”
Zuko just looks you for a moment with a mixture of sadness, anger, self hatred, and a stew of other negative emotions. You’re pretty sure he wasn’t going to say anything when he opens his mouth. “Because I’ve been basically kicked out of the family. He’d send me away to some outpost or something if it wouldn’t embarrass Admiral Zhao.”

“Why? How would it embarrass Admiral Zhao...what did you even do?” You start, not able to help yourself.

“I questioned his judgment during a war council; which my father took not only as an insult to Zhao, but to himself as well.” Zuko says, grabbing an appetizer and gobbling it down.

“What? That’s insane. That’s what war councils are for, to consult the Fire Lord. Debate isn’t personal, and even if it was, it’s to help the Fire Lord make an informed decision.

Zuko is looks like he’s about to say something else, but he quickly shuts his mouth.

>Sorry for bringing up something so heavy, want to see if I can score up some better appetizers, or better yet something that’s actually alcoholic?

>Seriously what happened?

>Sorry for bringing up something so heavy. Hey that gloomy girl and that girl in pink look super cute. Why don’t we chat them up?

>Write in

>>2661807
>Sorry for bringing up something so heavy, want to see if I can score up some better appetizers, or better yet something that’s actually alcoholic?

I don't have school tomrrow; so I'll extend this to two more updates.

https://twitter.com/hotman_sifu my twitter for updates

>>2661807
>Sorry for bringing up something so heavy, want to see if I can score up some better appetizers, or better yet something that’s actually alcoholic?

>>2661807
>Sorry for bringing up something so heavy. Hey that gloomy girl and that girl in pink look super cute. Why don’t we chat them up?
I ain't gonna pry, we just met after all. Even though I bet I'd agree with your reasons. Let's take your mind off things!

>>2661779
>the fire nation is basically North Korea
Nah, more Imperial Japan.
>>2661807
>Sorry for bringing up something so heavy, want to see if I can score up some better appetizers, or better yet something that’s actually alcoholic?

>>2661807
>Sorry for bringing up something so heavy. Hey that gloomy girl and that girl in pink look super cute. Why don’t we chat them up?
It seems like a safer way to be a bro.

>>2661807
>Sorry for bringing up something so heavy, want to see if I can score up some better appetizers, or better yet something that’s actually alcoholic?
Poor guy needs something to make him feel better.

>>2661807
>Sorry for bringing up something so heavy, want to see if I can score up some better appetizers, or better yet something that’s actually alcoholic?

>>2661807
>Sorry for bringing up something so heavy, want to see if I can score up some better appetizers, or better yet something that’s actually alcoholic?

>>2661813
Since it looks like we're going to be drinking, how well are we able to hold our drink?

>>2661847
Let’s go for a uncommon answer

We’re a huge lightweight, 2 glasses of red wine is more than enough

>>2661851

I second this

>>2661807
>>Sorry for bringing up something so heavy, want to see if I can score up some better appetizers, or better yet something that’s actually alcoholic?

>>2661851
>huge lightweight
That's a terrible situation to put ourselves in.
It could be fun, but I'd rather not end up drunkenly groping Azula.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>2661851
rolling how hard are we drunk

>>2661870

just because we are a lightweight doesn't mean we always drink hard....of course we are young so unless our parents or somebody else keeps us from drinking....well
( I mean come on guys we don't need to be a Marry Sue here)
>bottoms up

>>2661880
>Marry Sue
>not wanting to fuck up and get thrown in some north korean labor camp
I feel there's a difference.

>>2661880
Exactly, we’re already a young, rich and well connected noble in the Fire Nation (who are winning the war)

Think we need some personal quirks or flaws to balance out this great start.

The quickness to anger / elitism which we’ve already displayed with those guards is a good start.

As a noble from the colonials, we’re ‘new money’, so our parents would have drilled us to be super conscious of our social class and the entire class system.

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“Sorry for bringing up something so heavy, want to see if I can score up some better appetizers, or better yet something that’s actually alcoholic?”

To your surprise, Zuko gives you a wry smile. “Sure, there is some Bau Xin Volcano Red Wine hidden around here somewhere; follow me.

You do and as you hide behind an auditorium with him and after the equivalent of two glasses of wine you feel a nice buzz going on. You guess you are kinda of a lightweight. You stop yourself before you truly get stinko and ruin this day for your parents; as it is you could still get away with it, as long as you don’t open your mouth for too long.

You and Zuko spend the next ten or so minutes chatting about various little things. Apparently that gloomy girl you almost flirted with was part of the New Nobility as well, and Zuko’s girlfriend. Mai. That girl in pink was Tye Lee, part of a large and old noble family that was now impoverished but rich with honor. You’re parents would like if you chatted her up. They were also Azula’s best friends. You even tell him a little about home and your younger brother who was an Earthbender, Daisuke. Your grandmother on your father’s side was an Earthbender herself after all.

You are about to say more, when wind instruments being winding up and blowing hard. You never did like Fire Nation music, it was too hard on ears, yet bland at the same time.

Two shadowy figures with golden blazes atop their hair descended down a staircase. You could hear the mass of people bending their knees. It didn’t take a clever man to figure out who had finally arrived.
>Ditch the wine, but continue hanging out with Zuko

>Go introduce yourself to Fire Lord Ozai

>Go talk to Princess Azula, as politely and ask her if she wants to get some cake

>Go talk to Princess Azula, act politely and kiss her ass. Get this over with

>Write in

>>2661894
This is an extremely good take.

>>2661899
>Go talk to Princess Azula, as politely and ask her if she wants to get some cake

>>2661899
>Go talk to Princess Azula, as politely and ask her if she wants to get some cake

>>2661899
>>Ditch the wine, but continue hanging out with Zuko
Bro time? Bro time. Bro. Time.

>>2661899
>Ditch the wine, but continue hanging out with Zuko

>>2661899
>Go talk to Princess Azula, as politely and ask her if she wants to get some cake

>>2661912

>Ditch the wine and continue to hang out with Zuko, BUT compliment him on his girlfriend/ask him about the cute girl in Pink

>>2661899
>>Go talk to Princess Azula, as politely and ask her if she wants to get some cake

>>2661899
>Go talk to Princess Azula, as politely and ask her if she wants to get some cake

>>2661901
Thanks QM! Lovin the quest so far.

>>2661899
>Go talk to Princess Azula, as politely and ask her if she wants to get some cake

>>2661899
>Go talk to Princess Azula, as politely and ask her if she wants to get some cake
Let's be nice (enough), then get back Zuko.

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“If you excuse me Prince, family obligation calls,” You say, throwing up an arm goodbye.

Zuko returns the favor, “Well, I wish I could tell you good luck.”

You wiggle your way out of the hiding space in the auditorium and make your way back to the party proper. By now the Fire Lord and Princess Azula had parted and were doing their own private meet and greets with individual people. You grab two cups of juice and put on the politely dumbstruck smile your parents taught for this occasion.

You don’t have to work too hard at it. The Fire Princess is very pretty, no beautiful. Better, or worse, yet in a very severe way that went well with commanding demeanor. How many servants and lesser nobles had she already dismissed in the most insulting but socially acceptable way possible.

“Princess Azula, thank you so much for attending my party,” You say, with a fake hint of a stutter. “Forgive me for being so presumptuous, but would your highness like some cake.”

“I won’t and do I look like someone who eats cake?” Azula starts, before looking over at the table and back at you. She looks you up and down, like looking over a coin to see if it’s counterfeit. For a moment you even think she might bite you. “What type of cake are you serving.”

“Lots: Butter, Maple, Coconut...” You list off.

Azula grabs the drink out of your hand and walks over to the table. “Come with me; today will be my cheat day.”

For such a pushy woman, Azula waits patiently for the line around the table to let her in and even holds a spot open for you with her. Her eyes do look down greedily at the slice she takes for herself and you though. She doesn’t bother to ask you what flavor or type you wanted, but she does actually cut and serve you an equal sized slice. When you leave with your plates, she starts talking to you again.

“The only reason I’m here is out of respect to your mother and you.” Azula says bluntly, taking a piece of cake into her mouth and squealing. “Unlike the other idiots who try to get me to marry their idiot, inbreed dullards, she has legitimate reason to think we’d accept the match. Your family is about as old a salmon tadpole, but it’s wealthy and influential; the linchpin of the Western half of our new empire. We’re going to have to strengthen our ties the Colonial nobility if we ever want to create a new continuity in the region. The last thing we want is you lot not to feel like the Fire Nation is your real home and sympathize to greatly with those you rule. Marrying you would annoy the old guard, but delight the Colonial nobility without actually increasing their station. They too are matches for the royal family, so certainly they will get the respect to the gentry over on the mainland? Your mother is actually quite bright. Maybe we can marry off your sister to Zuko.”

“Thanks?” You say uncertainly.

>>2661998

“Why? I didn’t compliment you yet.” Azula says, turning her eyes to eyes, once again...examining you. “You certainly cut a figure, those muscles and that jaw. Perfect for a propaganda poster. You were also certified a Firebending master before even more. The youngest in Fire Nation history. So many of your kin are hollow, handsome faces and even more are fat, spoiled pigs without looks or a brain. You are quite lucky.

“Thanks.” You say, almost gritting your teeth.

>So, how’s the cake?

>What do you mean propaganda posters? Also sure my family looks out for itself, but we have your interests at heart.

>Ah, you cut a nice figure as well?

>Hey you’re no slouch yourself….say, would you like to spar sometime

> Your brother tells you two used to go to Ember Island when you were kids. This summer would two of you like to come stay at our place? You can bring your friends.

>Just go back to Zuko

>Everyone knows you hate Zuko after what he pulled with Zhao; just because we’re an ocean away doesn’t mean gossip stops there. No one’s going to fall for that

>>2661899
>Go talk to Princess Azula, as politely and ask her if she wants to get some cake

>>2662001
>>What do you mean propaganda posters? Also sure my family looks out for itself, but we have your interests at heart.

>>2662001
>Hey you’re no slouch yourself….say, would you like to spar sometime

>>2662001
>Hey you’re no slouch yourself….say, would you like to spar sometime

>>2662001
>Hey you’re no slouch yourself….say, would you like to spar sometime

>>2662001
>>Ah, you cut a nice figure as well?
>>Hey you’re no slouch yourself….say, would you like to spar sometime

>>2662001
>>Hey you’re no slouch yourself….say, would you like to spar sometime

>>2662001
>>Hey you’re no slouch yourself….say, would you like to spar sometime
>>2662007
>that embarassing moment when you get distracted with vidya and wind up looking like a douche

>>2662001
>Hey you’re no slouch yourself….say, would you like to spar sometime

“Hey, your no slouch yourself Princess,” You say, grinning. “Say, would you like to spar sometime? Going against someone renown for her skill as much you would be fun.”

Azula looks you a moment, her eyebrow raising for a second. “So you’re one of those types; a man who loves battle and adventure...and it’s all so boring and juvenile. Still you have a reputation for having an extremely valuable skill set and that personality, as annoying as it is, goes well with it. Very well, I’ll make the arrangements with father.”

You offer a hand and beam even bigger. “Wow, I get to train with the Fire Princess, jeez, how many guys can say that? Thank you, thank you!”

Azula looks at you like your an idiot for a moment, but takes your hand. “Okay. You know, your the first person who’s talked to me who hasn’t run away or just said yes all the time. Why?”

You don’t know why, maybe it’s the wine, but you forget to give her a typical dishonest, but curtsy type answer. “Well, because my lame personality likes fights and adventure. You’re also kinda cute and I kinda am used to mainlanders acting rudely towards mel so it was pretty easy letting your abuse slide off my back.”

Azula just stares at you for a moment like you had just turned into a dragon. You know faux pass you committed is extremely vulgar and also just blew your opportunity to fight perhaps the most talented Firebender in the world. You feel yourself wincing like a stroke victim.

“I could have your tongue for that, you know that correct?” Azula asks, venom thick in her voice. “why shouldn’t I?”

“Hey, your ‘I cut a nice figure’, was kinda out of line too right?” You say, sweating. “Besides that valuable skill set you mentioned.”

“Right. You better hope you are as good as they say you are.” Azula says, walking away from you. “One week from now, so you better prepare.”

>End

that was lot's of fun thanks for the quest OP, when is the next one?

>>2662077
Tomorrow. Then Friday or maybe Wednesday

>>2662081

Flameo

>>2662081
Thanks for running, can't wait for the next session!

Reminder, my twitter is https://twitter.com/hotman_sifu

>>2662093
I just finished reading, this looks pretty good so far! I pray to the /qst/ gods this doesn’t die in a week like all the other cool quests.

>>2662113
>not die in a week
>we would be dead next week
pick one anon

So is this about same time as the first show starts? Except Aang, and I guess Korra, are dead.

>not seducing Mai or Ty-Lee into being the Sokka of our group of friends
Worst Timeline

>>2662138
She isn't born, but her equivalent is.

Keep in mind, it is air -> water -> earth -> fire, which means there was an unknown avatar from the earth kingdom somewhere too.

>>2662480
So were the last Avatar huh? Airbenders coming back only happened due to Korra and the second season we don't mention ever.

I am uncertain of this quest, I wonder if Aang is even alive, if he isn't the avatar there is no story

Or maybe he is also an avatar?

>>2662138
Well, Aang is.

>>2662485
I'm going by early drafts of Book 4 and 5 rules regrading this.

>>2662480
Yeah, the Southern Water Tribe avatar was killed by Azulon's assassins, while Iroh personally killed the Earth Kingdom one 14 years and nine months ago

>>2662553
I'll admit I'm entirely unfamiliar with those. Any recommended links?

>>2662575
It was on Aaron Ehasz's blog and tumblr. To be brief: Zuko and Katara get together, Toph reconciles with her parents, Subtype benders are the villains, Aang finds the Air Bison and a surviving group of Air Nomads,

book five would have been Zuko's mother and Azula coming back as the big bad.

>>2662586
Ah ok so they're not COMPLETELY wiped out, just no Aang or any known ones. Got it.

>>2662594
More than that, I'm also going by earlier comments by the creators, if one studies hard enough and believes in the philosophy, they can become a bender of the respective element.

>>2662662
So could we theoretically see multiple element benders?

>>2662679
No, that is solely the Avatar's deal. Only you are enlightened enough to use multiple elements

>>2662764
Whitewashing can also mean to rewrite or overlook negative actions or characters traits. Ursa was a racist warmonger who killed to advance her family and was somewhat neglectful to Azula who had mental issues; she was just a good mom, caring, and not megalomaniac like her husband or daughter

>>2662764
>Pot, meet kettle.
That was a comment on my own post, genius.

I can’t wait to meet our animal conpanion! I hope it’s fluffy, luke Appa!

>>2662848
Komodobro get.

>>2662848
Eel hound. Best fishdoggo.

>>2662888
I never knew I wanted this.

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>>2662764
What the fuck is your problem?

>>2662907
5$ on autism

>>2662553
hmm maybe you should make him show up as an old man so we can learn airbending or just keep everything as it is and keep him alive but him being also an avatar

>>2662976
Or he could just have been killed with the rest of the air nomads. There's still plenty to do without him around.

>>2662986
he is valuable for his airbending right now, IF he isn't an avatar.

Also its a free character, already written and everything. Why not to add it?

>>2662995
But he can't be around or we wouldn't be the Avatar. They kinda have that THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE rule. Plus he's a past life we could eventually tap into anyway.

>>2662888
I was going to go with a Dragon, but yeah I'll switch it up

>>2663043
>we were going to get a dragon
Would've been cash, but we're already a rich prodigy so it's probably for the best.
>>2663050
You're not a people person are you?

>>2663050
>How long did it take for you to turn your work into a comic? Seems you based Avatar on eastern fantasy
Y-You do know this is a TV show, right?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avatar:_The_Last_Airbender

>>2663043
>>2663055
Dragon does sound cool, but I don’t want to step on Roku’s toes.

>>2663043
Eel Hound fits our country bumpkin vibe pretty well though.

>>2663050
I know autism was a likely explanation for that behavior but now I am going with a mental disorder and brain damage, stI'll 5$ tho

So have you learned your lesson or are you going to run again tonight?

>>2663087
I'm running again in about two or three hours

>>2663077
It's Som trying to disrupt. Don't feed his bullshit, just hide and ignore.

>>2663095
You just love asking for it.

>>2663105
Sup Som. You should come back to questing if you haven't already.

>>2663107
I have, Dragonball Quest is back and that gay fanfic ending is noncanon now.

>>2663104
That's not SOM, I'm SOM.

>>2663111
I usually skip fandom quests so that's why I ain't see you. I'll check it out since you're writing it though.

>>2663111
Dude, we can all tell you're using your phone as a sock puppet to try and wreck the thread, your unsubtle threats make it super fucking obvious.

>>2663113
>>2663114
And to suck your own dick, to boot.
Shit be sad, yo.

>>2663114
I only samefag in the archives, you should know that.

Isn't this that guy that ended that Earthbender quest by with a literal "rocks fall you die"?

>>2663118
How bout you stop sperging all over the quest :^)

>>2663125
Actually no, I ended two Earthbender quests like that. The waterbender didn't drown though, he got stabbed.

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>>2663130

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I'm laughing so hard I can't breath, but you need to stop this shit, Som.

>>2663135
Ignore both Som and his crappy sockpuppet, anon.

>>2663130
thank you for assuming my race :^)

>>2663147
Fag.

Seriously. I'm just here because OP did a good job at worldbuilding. Quit being spergs and enjoy a not-shit OG quest. Tired of fandoms.

>>2663150
keep trolling som, and never stop :^)

I’m just ignoring and reporting the spam, I suggest y’all do the same.

>>2663155
Really, that's not me, I'm the real only SOMNIUS.

>>2663157
just did the same lol

>>2663158
They're still butt blasted over your rocks ending. Don't pay the spergs any mind. They thought the Teen Titans QM was you too.

>>2663174
I'm not Grand Dragon though.

You sigh and plop down on a nearby chair; you taking deep, slow breathes. Things were going so well too, but you had to keep opening your mouth. Though her rude, arrogant demeanor made you think the rumors from court and the gentle warnings from her uncle and brother made you think that you might have actually lucked out. Those thoughts are fleeting though, you’re parents are going to pissed about it if they hear what you just pulled.

You have barely a minute or two to yourself before people come up to greet and talk to you. It doesn’t surprise you too much when a mob of girls around your age asking you if you’d like to get some punch or tea pretty blot everyone else out.

“Please, lord Kazuki, lets have some lemon cake.” a gaunt girl, whose about four years older says, grabbing your sleeve.

“No, no. He looks patched; lord Kazuki lets get some of the dragonfruit and pineapple punch, it’s to die for.

In the corner of your eye, you see Ty Lee being hassled and crowded by her own group of admirers, On the other side of the room Zhao looked like he was about to bolt the party at any minute.

>Continue entertaining the girls

>Go catch up with Zhao, a position in the Royal Navy is too big to pass up.

>Go help Ty Lee get some space

>>2663178
>Continue entertaining the girls
Nice, you gonna write smut? I've never written smut because my readers don't deserve it.

>>2663180
Probably not.

>>2663178
>Go help Ty Lee get some space

>>2663178
>Go help Ty Lee get some space
prime waifu material spotted

>>2663178
>Go help Ty Lee get some space

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>>2663180

>>2663178
>Go help Ty Lee get some space

>>2663178
>Go help Ty Lee get some space

>>2663174

Now we see the Faggot Maximus in his natural habitat. Watch as he sucks off Sominus in desperate bid for legitimacy and his much sought-after cummies.

>>2663178
>Go catch up with Zhao, a position in the Royal Navy is too big to pass up.

>>2663190
What discord is this? I'm only on my patreon reward discord.

>>2663196
well for me its the fact that you are samefagging som, and second the fact you constantly sperg and ruin any threads you're in :^)

>>2663202
He's not actually me, but I do like the attention.

>>2663202
That's too bad. I hope you enjoy the quest regardless.

>>2663178
>Go help Ty Lee get some space.
Keep up the good work QM I like the writing.

>>2663181
You never did answer that question.