Let's get at her!

>>2674470
I’M NOT READY

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>>2674470
First for -C H O K E R-

>>2674470
Alex is the best!

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Time to save best girl

>>2674477
Thank you for this

Save Renee!

Save the dream!

>>2674470
>now that Aniki is gone
Don't remind me ;_;

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March 10, 2014

Mom is washing dishes while you sit at the dining room table working on a homework assignment. History essays are such a drag...

"Make sure your sister eats tonight," Mom calls from the kitchen.

"Huh? Why me?" You ask. "Have you given up on feeding us?"

Mom tsks. "Don't you remember anything I tell you? It's your father and I's date night." You cringe inwardly at her bad grammar. "I didn't have any time to make dinner so the two of you will have to go catch-can tonight."

You look across the table. This would explain why Dad is busily reading the menu for Casa Familia, a local Mexican place.

"Cerise can feed herself, I'm sure," you say.

Mom comes out of the kitchen, wiping her hands dry on an apron (that can't be hygienic). "Keep an eye on her, Alabaster. She's more depressed than usual right now."

"Being a leech is pretty depressing, yeah."

Mom folds her arms and scowls at you. "You're absolutely awful. Where did I go wrong?" She glances over her shoulder, back towards the kitchen, thinking. "There's leftover pie ala mode with homemade double-fudge ice cream from last night," she tells you. (Dessert for dinner Sunday always has metric tons of delicious leftovers by the end of it). "You and her can eat that."

"I always wanted diabetes," you say. "Sounds good."

She scowls at you, again. "Don't go thinking I care whether you enjoy it or not! I just don't want all that food to go to waste!"

You stand, brush past her, and check the fridge. The banana cream and white chocolate meringue pies from last night have barely even been touched, and they look exactly as mouth-watering as when they left the oven. At least you'll eat well tonight, even if Mom isn't going to be around.

>>2674487
NO DON'T DO THIS
NOT SO EARLY

>>2674487
MOM!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE US!!!

>>2674487
>even if Mom isn't going to be around.
Why

>>2674491
First Aniki, now Kaasan. OP is trying to make me cry...

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Mom stands in the doorway of the kitchen. "So please... make sure Cerise gets something on her stomach. All right?"

"Doesn't she get enough calories from all the beer she drinks?" You say. Before you close the door of the refrigerator, you notice you're running low on soda.

"Cerise needs our understanding," Mom tells you. "She's trying her best to find work. We should encourage her as much as possible."

"You can't coddle her forever," you say. "She won't find a job if she knows she can always live off you. It's time to cut the cord, don't you think? Kick her out already."

"Maybe I should kick you out! At least Cerise is grateful for my hospitality!"

"Yeah, she says she is. Anyway, if she can whore herself out on webcam, she feed herself too. Send a text to remind her if you're so worried about it."

Mom rolls her eyes. "What goes around comes around, Alabaster. One day your father and I will be gone and you'll be the one who needs Cerise's help. She'll remember how you treated her."

"I highly doubt that," you say. "On both counts. I'll never be desperate enough to need her help - and even if I did, she'd be too blackout drunk to remember five minutes ago, nevermind five years ago."

Mom shakes her head.

"Listen," you say. "I'm about to run out of Coke. Get me some on the way home from your date."

"Need me to shine your shoes, too?" She spits.

"If you're offering..."

She takes the dish towel from her shoulder and swats at you with it. "Fine!" She says. "I'll get your stupid drinks. But... but only because I was planning to stop and get myself some anyway."

"Of course," you say. You start towards the stairs, heading for your bedroom. On your way out, you glance her up and down. "Maybe make it Diet Coke for you, though," you say. "You could use it."

This is the last thing you ever say to her.

>>2674504
Fuck you, Alabaster. ;_;

God, Alabaster is a shitbag.

>>2674504
>This is the last thing you ever say to her.
this is not okay

>>2674504
Not this...

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Guys, I found this in my fridge, what does this mean?? How far is OP willing to go?

>>2674504
Feeling of craving death.

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>>2674504
>On your way out, you glance her up and down. "Maybe make it Diet Coke for you, though," you say. "You could use it."
>This is the last thing you ever say to her.

>>2674521
Anonymous-dono, please throw that out.

>>2674521
quality shitpost

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>>2674504

>>2674504
>"Maybe make it Diet Coke for you, though," you say. "You could use it."
>This is the last thing you ever say to her.

Holy shit us, You're a real piece of shit you know that?

I fucking hate us.

>>2674521
It means clean out your fridge more often, jesus christ

>>2674487
>It's your father and I's date night." You cringe inwardly at her bad grammar.
I-it's bad grammar

>>2674504
>One day your father and I will be gone and you'll be the one who needs Cerise's help. She'll remember how you treated her."
STOP

>But... but only because I was planning to stop and get myself some anyway."
I love her

>"Of course," you say. You start towards the stairs, heading for your bedroom. On your way out, you glance her up and down. "Maybe make it Diet Coke for you, though," you say. "You could use it."

>This is the last thing you ever say to her.
I'm gonna kick his fucking ass

>>2674504
Ouch

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>>2674487
>>2674504

>>2674530
Alabaster was always a world class shitbag

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>>2674504

Why must you make me feel like this?

>>2674521
.. You're not gonna eat that right anon?

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"I'll come too, naturally."

"Excuse me?" You say. "No. Absolutely not."

You sit in Kay's living-room-turned-Faraday-cage, on a shitty faux-leather couch, absentmindedly petting Lady, who lies beside you. Once he gets to know you, Lady is a pretty docile creature. His face is in your lap and his brows are furrowed as he peers up at you.

Kay sits across from you in a recliner, sipping tea. She sets her cup on the table now and steeples her fingers. "I think you're forgetting what you told me a few days ago at that cafe."

"What? What does that have to do with anything?"

"A story about you and Rose--"

Almost as if on cue, there's a banging on the door. Lady's head perks up, and he starts barking madly. Kay stands, strides to the door, and gazes out the peephole.

She looks back at you. "Your sparring partner is here," she tells you. "And she's got a shotgun."

[ ] Tell her to go away.
[ ] Invite her in.

In this moment, if Camelia were to blow our brains out in a fiery explosion
I think everything would be just OK.

>>2674546
>[x] Invite her in.

>>2674546

>[x] Invite her in.

Rose is the best.

>>2674546
>[x] Invite her in.

>>2674546
>[X] Invite her in.

>>2674546
>[x] Invite her in.

>>2674546
Two's company, three's a crowd.
Come on in.

>>2674546
>[x] Invite her in.

>>2674546
>[x] Invite her in.

>>2674546
>[x] Tell her to go away
She's gonnaa fuck it all up

>"And she's got a shotgun."
Jesus Christ! Put that the fuck away! Who the fuck is actually retarded enough to carry a shotgun out in public!

>>2674547
Anybody but Camelia or Stackleford and we're golden

>>2674546
>[X] Tell her to go away.
Shoo shoo worst cousin.

>>2674546
>[X] Invite her in.

>>2674546
>[X] Tell her to go away.

>>2674575
Once removed!

>>2674546
>[X] Tell her to go away.

Jesus christ Rose, like fucking clockwork

>>2674575
>Worst cousin
Bait

>>2674575

Once removed

[x] invite

>>2674546
>[x] Invite her in.
We should at least tell her she doesn't have to bring the fucking shotgun everywhere.

>People are trying to invite a crazy women with a shotgun into someone else's house
Really? Isn't this meeting supposed to be private

>>2674591
Yeah, but what happens when we need a shotgun, and she left it behind?

>>2674594
She's going to make a scene if you don't

>>2674546
>[X] Invite her in.

>>2674594
You kidding? At least she was courteous enough to knock.

>>2674594
Kay would be able to take Rose to suplex city before anything could happen. And Kay has an attack dog too.

>>2674546
>[ ] Invite her in.
Best girl in a quest full of best girls.

>>2674546
>[ ] Invite her in.

>>2674601
Why? We can tell her we're safe

>>2674594

Rose is insurance. We know Kay works for FBI so in case anything happens, Rose can back us up.

>>2674620
Anonymous-dono, Kay isn't FBI. You're thinking Noelle.

>>2674611
When there's someone who has near mastery of the gun and a hair trigger they'll usually kill someone before they get supplexed.That's just speculation though. Absolutely no evidence to support that claim

>>2674627
There's a reason why CQC using a gun prioritizes backing the fuck up to get a clear shot.

>>2674624

You're right, I forgot. Point still stand for Rosurance.

>>2674617
It's Rose, also just cause he says he's safe doesn't mean he actually is

>>2674657
Of course he isn't actually safe, he's got a crazy lady who carries around a shotgun stalking him.

>>2674642
Do you really think Rose wouldn't go full southerner and just start shooting if anything triggers her

>>2674657
We're clealy not harmed or kidnapped. We decided to go here and last time she caused problems so she's probably slightly learned her lesson

>>2674546
>[x] Invite her in.

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>[x] Invite her in.

"Everything is fine," you call through the door. "Go away, Rose."

"Prove it!" She calls back.

"What the fuck do you mean, prove it? I'm telling you--"

"Prove it! I need to see evidence that you're all right!"

You lay a hand on the knob to let her in rather than continue arguing. Kay stops you. "Are you sure she isn't going to start blasting as soon as you open that door?"

"90% sure," you say. Kay makes a face. "95%."

You open the door. Rose barges in, shotgun held in one hand at her side. She pushes the flat of her palm to your chest and looks you up and down as if inspecting a precious treasure for signs of damage.

That's when a black blur whizzes past your peripheral vision. Lady is airborne - and tackles Rose to the ground with a violent thud. He snarls and barks, his face right above Rose's. His foam slobber drips all all over her face. Only because Kay yanks him back by his collar, does Rose avoid getting mauled.

"What is wrong with you?" Rose screams, stumbling to her feet. She wipes the drool from her face with the back of her palm. "Keep that, that - animal away from me! I could sue!"

"And surely I have no legal recourse against a girl who brings a sawed-off shotgun into my domicile," Kay rejoins. She's still holding an excited, barking Lady back.

"Screw you, lady!" Rose shouts. "You dumb--" Rose stops herself short, glancing around, finally realizing how bizarre the surroundings of Kay's apartment really are. "Do you live in an Easy Bake oven or what?" she says when she can speak again.

Kay laughs. "Your boyfriend said the exact same thing."

"I am not her boyfriend," you insist, at the same moment Rose insists, "he is not my boyfriend!"

Kay sighs.

Lady is less crazy by this point, so Kay lets him free. He immediately puts his snout in Rose's crotch, sniffing loudly, and Rose has to awkwardly dance around the foyer to avoid him.

"Should I ask how you found me here?" You say, turning this way and that to watch Rose struggle against the animal.

"Someone's gotta keep their eye on you!" Rose says. She pushes Lady back and tries to hold him down, but no use. "Who knows what crime syndicate wants to kidnap you today?"

"Your cousin's got a point there," Kay says.

"Once removed!" You both shout.

Kay sighs.

"Honestly, Alabaster. Talking to the press. You could get us both fired!"

"How do you know she's press?" You ask. Lady really won't leave poor Rose alone. He's following her all around Kay's living room as you shut the front door and watch. "Were you talking to her, too?"

"Don't change the subject!" Rose says. "This isn't--" she notice the whiteboard sitting beyond the open door of Kay's master bedroom. She walks in, uninvited, and looks at it.

When she returns to the living room, she's a shade of pale green.

"Oh my god, Alabaster..." she says.

>>2674667
I swear to fucking god, don't do a beastiality scene, OP.

>>2674667

Alabaster and Rose are too cute together

>>2674667
>"Screw you, lady!"
Heh.

If there's anyone to get a bestiality scene it should be Rose.

>>2674667
>"I am not her boyfriend," you insist, at the same moment Rose insists, "he is not my boyfriend!"
I love this duo.

>>2674682
No bestiality, thanks.

>>2674675
>>2674682
Guys. Please.

>>2674682
I can't remember if OP is ok with bestiality. But you're right.

>>2674667
>"I am not her boyfriend," you insist, at the same moment Rose insists, "he is not my boyfriend!"
>Kay sighs.
>"Once removed!" You both shout.
>Kay sighs.
That was cute

>"Who knows what crime syndicate wants to kidnap you today?"
Wish I could refute this point...


>>2674675
>>2674687
>>2674688
>Not wanting Rose to get sexually violated by an actual animal


>>2674682
>>2674691
NOW these guys have the right idea

>>2674691
Pretty sure OP said the only things off the table were scat, guro, and necrophilia.

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>>2674691
It wasn't on the list of stuff he doesn't do.

>>2674691
Finding both Rose and beastiality disgusting means that I am totally OK with the thought of her getting fucked by an aggressive Rottweiler.

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Rose is gonna get WOOF'D

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>>2674703
BASED OP

>>2674701
>unironically being into fucking animals
>wanting to be cucked by a fucking dog

>>2674682
Naw imma need lovey-dovey missionary sex with Rose.

>>2674675
>>2674682
>>2674691

More importantly, it'd be NTR, completely going against the pure love we've been building with Rose.

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>>2674708
>>2674707
>>2674706
>>2674701
>>2674691
>>2674682
What the fuck is wrong with you people

Also, if we command Lady to fuck anyone, make it Stackleford or Mara.

>>2674703
That's clearly a good thing anon

>>2674706
>Finding Rose disgusting
>But liking Camelia
I dont think any more needs to be said

>>2674709
It wouldn't be fucking cucking if we let a dog rape Rose as punishment. It's not like the dog is a sexual threat to us. That's like saying we got cucked by Alex

>>2674712
Rose, the depraved slut that she is, would definitely learn to enjoy it.
She's the same slut that hasn't worn any panties for a vast majority of this series after all.
>>2674714
Be more curious, explore more, learn to live a little. Degeneracy is a never ending spiral after all.

>>2674715
>Not getting Stackleford to take ladys sloppy seconds in Camelia before we shoot her.

>killing your own fucking daughter
I'm sure Darkbloom would be ecstatic.

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>>2674714
Shit, I misread the post I replied to, I actually thought that he didn't do bestiality. FUCK

>>2674721
Fucking the ass of the guy fucking your girl cancels out the NTR.

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A little while later, Rose is fully apprised of the situation. You intend to go to the prison where Renee Carte is staying, hitting the road first thing tomorrow morning so you can make it to visitation hours on Sunday.

"As I said, I'll come too," Kay adds.

You frown. "And as I said - no."

Kay shrugs. "I could always run that fluff piece about how you and Rose are using Darkbloom Analytics as your personal rape-fight playground."

Rose's right eye twitches.

"And of course," Kay says, "you're not the only ones who have ever talked to me. I've got sources all over. You might be surprised..."

"What's that supposed to mean?" You ask.

Kay grabs a tape recorder from a shelf on the other side of the room.

"My editors have been all crazy about the Russian angle to this hack story," Kay explains. "What with Mara Kerimov being connected to the Russian mob and all. I'm not sure if there's any connection to the Russian government in particular, but I did find at least one person who said some interesting things."

She clicks play. A tinny recording of her talking to a girl you recognize begins to play:

>>2674733
rip /sp/

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This is worse than the shitposting at the beginning of the last episode 9. And that required a week-long delay and a full board migration to get over.

>>2674739
Fuck.

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>>2674470
>now that Aniki is gone

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"So you've been involved with Alabaster Soliloquy in a romantic sense for only a few weeks now?"

"I mean, I've been boinking him for a few weeks, yeah. But I've been laying low for years, just waiting for my chance!"

"Right. What do you say to the accusation that you're in league with the Kremlin?"

"I'm no freaking gremlin. Don't be crazy."

"But your personal history is - spotty, to say the least - and your apparent grasp on English is characteristic of a Russian national who learned it as a second language."

"Me, Russian? That's unpossible. Totally prepompsterous."

Kay begins to ask another question, but the sudden sound of a ringtone cuts her off. It's the Tetris theme.

"Whoops- sorry. I thought I put this thing on silent..."

She apparently picks up the call. "P, baby! How the heck are ya?"

"P?"

"Pyotor Petrovovich," she explains. "I just call him P, you know, like a codename. He's my handler."

"Oh my god..." Rose mutters, rubbing her forehead in frustration as she listens along. "Just, turn it off. I can't take this..."

>>2674755
FUCK

>>2674727
>Be more curious, explore more, learn to live a little. Degeneracy is a never ending spiral after all.
What this guy said. The whole point of FQ is trying out new things so unless if OP is completely disguised by the idea I don't see the harm in it

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>>2674755
ARE YOU SHITTING ME

>>2674755
Goddamnit

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>>2674755
Oh fuck

>>2674755
Kek, I hope Ally dares her to run that piece now

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>>2674755

Succubus, or sleeper agent? The mystery deepens.

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>>2674755
jesus christ

>>2674755
Like her soccer coach of something.

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"I don't mean to strong-arm you," Kay says. She clicks the recorder off. "This kind of bullshit isn't what I want to waste ink on. What I really need to know is how this Renee Carte person is connected to the scandal. That's the key to everything. And like it or not, I'm gonna find out."

"You don't mean to strong-arm me, but you're going to blackmail me anyway," you say.

"Basically. Yes."

"Why do you care so much?" You demand. "You've got a juicy story either way, don't you?"

Kay sits back down, kicks back, pets Lady. "This detail is the difference between having a juicy story that keeps people talking for a week, or uncovering a truth so huge that my name goes down in history forever." Her eyes have an insane glint, a fire in them. "Fuck Woodward and Bernstein, fuck Edward R. Murrow. Fuck HL Mencken and especially fuck Randolph Hearst. This world is going to remember Kay Vera as the greatest journalist who ever lived."

>>2674755
>"Me, Russian? That's unpossible. Totally prepompsterous."
The fucking best

>>2674755
I fucking DARE Kay to run that story.
She'll be a fucking laughing stock.

>>2674755
>That's unpossible. Totally prepompsterous.
Fuck me it hurts

>>2674755
THE GREATEST SPY

>>2674755
Could Whitney have been a russian spy in FQ1 too?

Can we shoot Kay's dog to make sure it never fucks any of our harem?

>>2674787
That's... actually a good point

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It's time to make a couple choices. Your Volt seats four people comfortably, and Kay has made it clear she's coming along for the ride.

That leaves you with two more spaces open. So... who do you want to take with you to visit Renee Carte in Prison?

>Alabaster will invite the top two choices.

>>2674797
FUCK QUEST: If it has a name, it fucks or will be fucked. No exceptions.

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Camelia.

>>2674803
Rose and Cerise

>>2674755
>Me, Russian? That's unpossible.
Fuckin' Whitney

Also, I wanna call Kay's bluff. Let her run this.

>>2674803
Sable and Rose

>>2674803
Whitney and Cerise

Then expose Whitney during the interview with Renee in front of everyone

>>2674803
>Invite Vivian and Sable

>>2674803
Rose, Cerise

>>2674803
Sis and Rose.

Sis needs time out of the house, and Rose will follow us anyway.

>>2674805
The dog can fuck whoever it wants as long as they're not in our harem. I don't know about you but I'm not putting my dick in the same hole a dog's dick has been in.

>>2674803
Sable & Cerise

>>2674814
Seconding Rose and Cerise.

>>2674803
Whitney and Cerise

>>2674803

Rose and Cerise.

>>2674803

Cerise and Rose

>>2674803
Rose won't leave us alone with a psych ward patient, so her and Cerise.

>>2674803
Whitney Alex
Don't need to waste space on Rose she's going to follow anyway

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>>2674803

>Alex
>Cerise

We have a smile to restore, and we need the best partner to help.

>>2674737
It's because nobody think Alex is gonna take any of our girls away that everyone is fine with it. Rose would never leave us for the fucking dog and we're letting it fuck her so we aren't being cucked at all.

>>2674797
Only Rose. I'd be pissed off if it was anyone else

>>2674803
Fazil & Ken

>>2674803
>Rose
>Cerise

>>2674803
Whitney and Cerise.

rose and whitney

>>2674803
Rose will probably follow us anyway.
Camelia is probably already hiding in our trunk.
Vivian was the alleged victim, so as much as I want her, likely a bad idea.
Alex doesn't know what we're into.
Sable wouldn't care.
I don't want to be involved with Noelle.
Galatea will just hide under her bed even if she wasn't being gated off by Camelia.

So I guess my final choice is:
>[x] Cerise
>[x] Whitney

>>2674827
No, not Rose either. We're not sharing with a fucking dog.

>>2674803
Rose and Cerise

>>2674803
Cerise
Alex

>>2674803

Cerise and Sable

Sable probably knows her and can give us some sort of additional info.

Cerise really needs to know about what's going on.

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>>2674839
I think it would be hot.
Who knows, Rose might enjoy it.

>>2674803
>Sable
She's her main inspiration right?

>Rose
She's already here might as well

>>2674852
absolutely disgusting

>>2674803
Rose and Whitney
Both are capable of protecting us if shit goes down (Whitney would also be super down for a jailbreak I'm sure, and will probably get our ass in gear, whereas Rose has an entire armory in her purse at this point). But more importantly, if we just take one, they're going to insert themselves into everything and ruin all our plans. If we take both they'll be too busy bickering to fuck anything up.

>>2674859
>getting not one, but two members of our harem imprisoned in a single episode
yikes

>>2674803
Fazil and Ken.

>Cerise 17
>Rose 13
Whitney 7
Sable 5
Alex 3
Fazil 2
Ken 2
Camelia 1
Vivian 1

Closing.

>>2674838
>Sable wouldn't care.
I'm pretty sure Sable looks up to Renee

>>2674839
We're not sharing her! The dog isn't gonna come by and fuck the girls every few chapters it's gonna be a 1 time punishment type of thing! I don't know how you don't get this! It's being used more as a sexual tool than anything! Like fucking Alex

I'd share Rose with a dog, but it needs to be a patriarchy dog, like a doberman.

>>2674862
We've already committed like a dozen felonies, we might as well be on the run for one more

>>2674867
It's still disgusting. It dirties Rose for life. Why would you want your dick where a dog's dick has been?

>>2674803
Whitney and Fazil Rose.

>>2674858
>Not keeping an open mind

>>2674866
I find it funny that Fazil and Ken got more votes than Vivian

>>2674878
>It dirties Rose for life.
Yes, exactly.

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>>2674883
>keeping an open mind about having a literal animal fuck your girl

>>2674883

To be fair she's in jail for trying to kill Vivian. It might have been interesting to invite her to get more information on that though.

>>2674888
Except we need to use her too. Save a punishment like that for someone we have no interest in dicking.

>>2674883

What can Vivian do? Twirl in her lolita dress for distraction?

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"Renee Carte..." Cerise says, back home. She's sitting on her bed, across from you. "Why do I recognize that name?"

"I don't know," you say. "She might have come up at work. She was Sable before Sable, apparently."

"No, it's not that," Cerise says. "It feels like I've met her before, somehow."

"She's been in prison for six years, so I don't know how that could be true. Still..." You frown. "I know what you mean. I kind of feel the same way."

Alex knocks on the door of Cerise's room. He pokes his head in. "Hey, Cerise? I was wondering if you wanted me to order some more pizzas tonight. Since it's the last night of the big sleepover and all... it's the least I can do."

[ ] Let Alex order, since he wants to feel like he's contributing.
[ ] Offer to cook for everyone instead.

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>>2674889
By that logic wormslut's sex scenes are total garbage
but that's false because wormslut's sex scenes are second only to Saber's second one
And if Sakura can still be sexy as hell with worms, god knows I'd rather fuck a girl who's been fucked by a dog or something than a girl who's been fucked by one of these things

>>2674883
>Not appreciating best bro Fazil

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>>2674912
>implying fateshit is good

>>2674911
>[ ] Offer to cook for everyone instead.
Consider my interest piqued.

>>2674911
[X] Let Best be the best

>>2674911

[x] Let Alex order, since he wants to feel like he's contributing.

>>2674911
[x] Offer to cook for everyone instead

s/o to mom

>>2674911
>[ ] Offer to cook for everyone instead.

>>2674912
>liking wormslut
Good lord man.

>>2674911
>[x] Let Alex order, since he wants to feel like he's contributing.

>[X] Offer to cook for everyone instead.

>>2674911
>[X] Offer to cook for everyone instead.

>>2674911

Can Ally even cook?

[x] Let Alex order za

Alex better order pepperoni

>>2674911
>[X] Offer to cook for everyone instead.

>>2674911
>[x] Offer to cook for everyone instead.
Let’s finally be actually fucking useful for once.

>>2674911
>[ ] Offer to cook for everyone instead.

And handfeed Alex his food because he's a good boy.

>>2674912
>He thinks Fate has good sex scenes
Dude, just stop. No one is taking you seriously anymore.

>>2674878
>>2674889
I'm definently not gonna lose any sleep over it. I don't feel insulted or betrayed cause it's a fucking animal. Alex is more sexually intimidating than that thing. If it was another guy sure I'd feel it was dirty but an animal is just a glorified sex toy in my eyes

>>2674890
That's why I thought more people would pick it. Sorta intrested in what would go down between them

>>2674893
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Fazil and Ken wouldn't be too useful for a jailbreak either

>>2674911
>[ ] Offer to cook for everyone instead.

>>2674911
>[x] Offer to cook for everyone instead.

Let's show our cooking skills.

Alex better live up to his name and order the best kind of pizza.
Pineapple pizza

>>2674911
[ ] Offer to cook for everyone instead.

Let’s try to not be a total ass.

>>2674911
>[x] Let Alex order, since he wants to feel like he's contributing.

>>2674911
>[x] Offer to cook for everyone instead.

>>2674911

>[ ] Offer to cook for everyone instead.

We can find out if we inherited Mom's piemancy.

>>2674911
What if Ally is an awful cook though

>>2674933

>Not liking TOHSAKA'S ANUS

It's like you don't want to appreciate a mollusk

>>2674934
>an animal is just a glorified sex toy in my eyes
Get help.

>>2674911
Pouring hot water into noodles isn't cooking, Ally.
>[x] Let Alex order, since he wants to feel like he's contributing.

>>2674911
>It's the last night of the big sleepover
:(
>[X] Let Alex order pizza
I like Alex and I like pizza, this is a win win

>>2674911
>[x] Offer to cook for everyone instead.
Fuck it! This could easily go real bad real fast but I wanna see where this goes

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>>2674933
>>2674924
>>2674915
Suit yourself. More for me.

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>>2674934
>If it was another guy sure I'd feel it was dirty but an animal is just a glorified sex toy in my eyes
Nice reasoning.

>>2674955
>language:eng

>[x] Offer to cook for everyone instead.

Looks like we're gonna be cooking up a storm in here!

>>2674947
Well, we love baking
Still

>>2674911
>[X] Let Alex order, since he wants to feel like he's contributing.

We have too much to do right now

>>2674962
Oh boy

>>2674955
>implying dogs=worms

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>>2674962

IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>2674962
>cooking up a storm
Can instant noodles be considered cooking up a storm?

>>2674962
I hope that Ally actually learned how to cook for himself after Mom died but I'm expecting a burnt soup tier failure. He should call Whitney for it

>>2674970
We don't have a lot to do at all, we're just waiting for the next person to blackmail us

>>2674973
That's absolutely not what I was implying. In fact, I was saying dogs > worms
If I can enjoy a girl who's been ravaged by worms, how much more can I enjoy a girl who's been ravaged by dogs?

>>2674962
I hope Alex still gets to help us cook

>>2674980
Both dogs and worms lies in the disgusting category. One being better than the other means nothing, because both are shit.

>>2674949
Ahahaha. Ok I'll admit that was a terrible explanation. Thanks for pointing that out. I didn't realize how fucked up and funny that sounded.

When I see a animal on a street I don't think "I wanna fuck that thing". Only in a context such as FQ where we do a bunch of different things would I ever consider it and only after someone mentioned it. I normally wouldn't fuck a guy but I love Alex. I just wanna see how OP handled and see if I like it

>>2674980
Are we really arguing about whether it's better to have your girlfriend* fucked by worms or dogs?

*Once removed

>>2674991

How else am I going to experience a trained prostitute?

>>2674980
>If I can enjoy a girl who's been ravaged by worms, how much more can I enjoy a girl who's been ravaged by dogs?
>I

Most of us aren't complete fucking degenerates, so how about Rose's holes stay reserved for us and harem members only?

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>>2674998
>most of us aren't complete fucking degenerates

>>2674998

We can allow her holes to be ravaged

And knowing Rose, she'd enjoy it anyway

>>2674998
Oh, well makes it simple then
>we fuck lady
>lady is now also part of harem
Then there's no problem if the dog fucks Rose

>>2675004
Most of us aren't COMPLETE degenerates.

>>2675006
Would you punish your toothbrush by cleaning a toilet with it?

>>2675004
>implying every degenerate likes bestiality

We're degenerates, but for different reasons.

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>[x] Offer to cook.

"Don't waste your money," you say. "I'm sick of pizza, and I just ate, so let's go with something else."

"That's for answering on my behalf, you asshole," Cerise says. "Did you forget that you're a guest in my home here? Isn't it me who should be making dinner plans?"

Alex furrows his brow. "Please don't fight... I'm sorry..."

You stand, shrugging. "It can't be helped. I'll have to show Alex the joy of dessert for dinner Sunday. Even you should be fine with that, right, Cerise?"

"It's Saturday," Cerise reminds you.

"Fine. Jesus. Dessert for dinner Saturday, then. The day of the week doesn't matter, you know..."

"It matters so much!" Cerise shouts. "There's no such thing as Dessert for Dinner Saturday! It's always Sunday!"

"Whatever," you grouse. "Then eat a piece of bread, call that your dinner, and you can consider this Dessert for Dessert Saturday. What's gotten into you?"

"I just want you to respect this family's traditions."

"I do," you say. "Unlike you, I actually learned a thing or two about how to bake."

"You should teach her!" Alex offers. "Pass on the family tradition!"

Cerise casts Alex a withering glare that makes him shrink back. But you like the idea. Cerise should learn how to make something other than instant noodles.

>>2675011

You don't pleasure yourself with a toothbrush.

But I'd gladly use a shitstained one on Rose

>>2675015
Alex naked apron

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>>2675022
>You don't pleasure yourself with a toothbrush.
If you say so, Anonymous-dono.

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>>2675015

We can start by showing her our cream pie technique am I right guys.

>>2675025
Thank you. You're a beautiful person you know that

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>>2675035
>[x] Family bonding

>>2675015
Oh nice

>>2674991
This is a Fuck Quest thread, what did you expect?

>>2675015
Yes.

>>2675050
Point taken.

>>2675015
>Dessert for dinner Saturday
>Dessert for Dinner Saturday
>Dessert for Dessert Saturday
Vivian would be disappointed OP. Unless it was on purpose in which case fuck you.

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In the kitchen, you root through Cerise's cabinets to see what you've got to work with. As expected, all she keeps on hand is shitty ramen and beer. You write up a long list of ingredients, walk to the living room and chuck the notebook at Rose.

"You ass!" She cries, rubbing her forehead where the metal spirals on the spine of the notebook hit her.

"Go to the store and pick that stuff up," you instruct her. "And be quick about it."

"I'm not your fucking maid," Rose hisses. She tosses the notebook back.

"I'll go," Alex offers, trying to defuse the situation.

"No," you say. "You can't cave in like that. Not with a person like Rose." You pick up the notebook and toss it back at Rose - this is quickly becoming a game of hot potato.

"I'm not going tolerate this kind of treatment," Rose says. "You are not going to push me around like some-- ghhh--"

She gets cut off by Whitney grabbing her hair and tugging her head back. Her expression is dazed as Whitney forces her to stare straight up at the ceiling.

Whitney leans over, putting her face over Rose's. "Let's go to the store," she purrs. "I'm not going to let you mess up a dessert for dinner night. It's been way too long."

"F-fine... just... l-let go of me..."

Whitney lets go, and Rose snaps upright again, rubbing the back of her head where Whitney held her so roughly.

"You guys are... kind of weird," Alex says.

"We'll be right back!" Whitney says, saluting you. "You can count on us!" She grabs Rose by the hand and tugs her up. They leave together, Rose still grousing.

>>2675056
Each of those instances had a different context, Anonymous-dono. Each one had a proper use. Isn't the English language wonderful?

... Oh god we better not be on track towards another food fight.

>>2675070
>Whitney leans over, putting her face over Rose's. "Let's go to the store," she purrs.
>Let's go to the store," she purrs.
>she purrs.

You're god damn right she does.

>>2675070
>"You guys are... kind of weird"
You hang out with SABLE!

Oh shit you guys. Alabaster and Alex are alone together with Cerise.

>>2675082
No, but now the only three people left in the apartment are us, Cerise, and Alex.

And We made a promise to Cerise involving Alex.

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>>2675088
oh shit

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>2675082
We've got four haremettes here, right? Rolling to determine the damage.

>>2675070
>"You guys are... kind of weird," Alex says
Before we met you you're main social interactions were with Sable

Also you have no idea whats coming Alex

>>2675099
I bet OP is gonna make us roll to see how many girls hate the meal and leave the table. That's be a flawless idea

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>>2675070

>>2675110
OC is spicy tonight, loving it.

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You go back to the kitchen and pull out the pots, pans, mixers and other implements you'll need for cooking. They're the same ones mom used, back then... Cerise kept them, even though she never uses them herself.

The sight of them fills you with warm thoughts. But also some bitter ones, too.

You try to put it all out of mind.

All this stuff is stashed away in the lower cabinets, well out of reach, and by the time you have it sorted out, you're already feeling a little bit daunted. Now you have to clean this stuff too, since it's been kept in dusty storage for so long.

Hopefully, cooking invigorates you. Usually, it does.

"Mr... Mr. Ally?"

You turn your head. Alex is standing at the threshold of the kitchen, bare naked - except for the apron from Cerise's maid costume, which just barely covers his intimate parts.

Cerise appears now, standing behind Alex. Her arms are folded, and she grins like a lioness above a felled gazelle.

"Alex offered to help us tonight," she says. "Isn't that right?"

He nods, silent, blushing.

[ ] We can't let him wear this. Rose and Whitney could be back any minute.
[ ] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

>[X] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

>>2675138
>he actually did it the absolute madman
[X] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

>>2675138
>[ ] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

>>2675138
>[ ] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.
Why contain it?

>>2675138
>[x] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.
But no homo tho

>>2675138
>[x] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.
Yes!

>>2675138
>[x] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

>>2675138
>>[X] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

>>2675138
>[X]All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

>>2675138
>Cerise appears now, standing behind Alex. Her arms are folded, and she grins like a lioness above a felled gazelle.

Predatory Cerise is a miracle of the universe.

>[ ] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

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>>2675138
... God dammit.
>[x] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

>>2675138
>[X] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

>>2675138
>[x] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

>>2675138
>[x] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

>>2675138
Better start writing OP we know already which vote will win.

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>[x] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

Please wait warmly.

>>2675138
>[ ] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.
Dessert already huh?

>>2675138
>I support naked apron Alex

>>2675166
Please, he started writing as soon as he finished posting.

>>2675168
See you after an hour and a half.

>>2675138
>[ ] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.
OP I FUCKING LOVE YOU. IF THIS DOESN'T LEAD TO THE LONG ANTICIPATED CERISE & ALLY ON TRAP SCENE I'LL FUCKNG CRY

>>2675138
>[x] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.

Why do you keep giving us choices with only one option? Choices demand two options, OP.

Also, reminder that Noelle is probably listening in too.

>>2675178
>Ally finds her bug
>Calls her a slutty bunny through it

>>2675168
Oh boy

>>2675138
>[X] All right. Looks like you'll be helping us, Alex.
Full steam towards teh gay, lads

>>2675168
Oh like you had to wait, you knew exactly where we wanted to take this from the moment you made those two choices