>>2751344

"Well I don't want to lose more clothes, its a pain in the ass find any that don't look girly, that are made for dragons without the slutty opening in the back....sure I could buy lizard girl stuff, but well I think camo is gay" I explain, speaking fast and cringing when I hear how meek I'm sounding right now, like a little girl or some crap. But really my minds on other places, like how Rowen's been trying to get jessie to act more like my agent with her when she usually can't stand her guts. Or the fact Rowen has been wearing three piece suits SINCE I took Bruno Miller's offer, its all just so.

I frown and look down at Yvvy, oh christ she's pouting now. Puppy dog eyes from the world tree! my one weakness beside her roots or fat ass. Goddammit.

"Cooooome ooooon" She whines, pushing her lips out to pout even more as she grabs my huge hand and swing it back and forth, digging further into my heart. and Aw come on, she's growing vines over them to? she's really...really pushing for it isn't she?


Grinding my fangs, throwing my head back to groan, I try not to look her in the eyes, but dammit she's already got her hooks in me, quite literally as she forgot that she sometimes has thorns on the vines she grows. Fuckin ow, but I don't say a thing, it'd make her all guilty and mopey and I fucking hate it when she's mopey and shit. fine, I give up. I sigh slowly and crouch down to look her in her eyes instead of down at her, even if it does feel kinda good.

"Fine, but I'm going to have to strip then" I say hesitantly and wait why the fuck is that a problem? She's seen everything to see about me already, and so long as I ain't streaking then...OH FUCKING RIGHT WE'RE JUST IN THE NATIONAL PARK YEAH THAT'S THE PROBLEM! don't wanna give some random fuck wit campers a show meant only for my girl! I MEAN I'M STILL ON THE FUCKIN NEWS PRANCING AROUND IN THE NUDE. was hoping I''d forget the little detail.

Yvvy, bless her heart just giggles cutely and tilts her head to the side.
cont

>>2751345

"So what's the problem? you know I won't lose your necklace. Why are you so being so shy all of a sudden" She asks playfully, teasing me as I feel my self hunch over almost like I'm wilting, seriously? did she forget we're in a public place? I mean I wouldn't even streak in the empty fields of Valhalla just on the off chance of those divine horn dogs getting an eye full "I thought you liked being big"

"Its awesome, its really, really fucking cool, looking down at all the ants and stomping around!" I shout excitedly, before lowering my voice and chuckling nervously "and I love that it makes you happy buut, but where are we sweet thing"

Her expression falls and she sighs

"You can grow the trees, come on" She whimpers, blushing herself "...O..okay I might've forgotten, but its not like there's anyone around, so it isn't really a problem is it? ....I'll buy only that soggy sushi ginger you hate for a week if you don't" She puffs her cheeks out as I recoil.

Cont

"Blackmail? after I let you sleep on my lap and curl up like a cat?" I say, snapping and making her jump, and making me instantly feel like a piece of shit "I'm, sorry, but we did just get kicked out of our apartment, so I'm a little on edge!"

She sniffles before smiling gently, and stepping closer to me, laying her head against my exposed stomach...can't be too comfortable considering my rock hard abs, but can't complain!

"I was joking, if you don't want to, its fine but" She says, biting her bottom lip as the leaves on her head fall over her eyes "B..b..but come on! I'll do anything you want I..I just didn't get a good look at you when you were giant and...and I just really want to get a close up look, since I missed out the first time and...sorry May, if I was being a little pushy"

"its fine, but still could...could we at least go deeper in the woods? I really don't want to flash my titanic tits at some" I sigh, groaning "Some campers or anything, besides can't you watch the news? I'm pretty sure I'm still the top story on it"

"Awww but they blur out the...its blurry alright"" She says, turning away for some reason, making me raise an eyebrow in confusion "And besides, it doesn't feel the same! it just feels...like its fake or something"

"Uh huh?" I say, tilting my head to the side "Well...before I do, while I can still hear you, has Rowen, Annie or anyone gotten back about the whole new apartment thing? cause I broke my phone"

"And rowen took hers back after the third time you pretended you were going to eat it" yvvy snickers, making me laugh. But then Yvette's phone rings for a moment and she grimaces "Sorry...sorry just"

She reaches down to her pocket and pulls it out, and looks at it.

"Unknown number, don't care, on a date" she grumbles angrily before her eyes go wide "Oh no"

"what?" I grunt, leaning closer behind her as
cont

>>2751350

"HEY HEY! Big shot! Was told I could call this number by your big Agent! who has since become the third roughest I've ever had to deal with! Youch, still feeling it on my shoulders ehehe, Aaaaanyways been wondering where ya been since you big debut on the news...Might been a bit odd but we all have our start some how" Bruno Miller's voice rings through the forest as I stare in awe

"You hit call?" I sneer, pocking Yvvy's face teasingly "hey bruno, yeah sorry about....Yvvy?"

"its voice mail" She squeaks as I nearly swallow my tongue


"Like uh, Judith Crusch, you know the star of the invasion of the space queen? yeah she started out as a jolly green"

"Holy shit!" I shout

"Yeah! had to pay a lot of bribes to get that lil bit of history blanked out haha....anyways! heard you were going through some housing troubles, my heart goes out to you sweet heart, I can hook you up, I swear just call me back as soon as you can you are"

"P...people can talk this fast? are we sure he isn't a monster? like an actual one?" Yvette says, sounding actually afraid now

"And I mean all of that, yes including the blood sacrifice bit ahahaha, just kidding...haha, anyways, can you do lunch? the senpaitachi in town, and well its a good time to uh, well they wanted a tour of the set, and I thought it'd be a good time to write up some contracts, mingle with cast and crew, get to know each and Oh shit my coffee! Buh bye"

"....jesus" I say, almost in awe as Yvette slowly turns off her phone

"Okay...so that's a thing" She laughs nervously, looking back to me, smiling almost motherly as she puts clasps her hands together "So...giant? yes, no, later? I hope I'm not making you mad baby"

What do I do?
[] call bruno back, thanking god for this chance to escape
[] Eh maybe later
[]....fine, but only for like....a minute or two aight?
[] After lunch?
[] I am always mad at something, but never you
[] Why are you being so pushy? I know its cool and all but damn
[] Well, you said you'd do anything right?
[] Wow, he has some lungs doesn't he? didn't hear him breath in once
[] Hug her, and grumble later
[] ask her to call someone for me (who)
[] write in

Wooo

>>2751344
Hooray MGLQ is BACK!
Glad to see you HM, Hot damn the world tree is thirsty today

>>2751382
>[]....fine, but only for like....a minute or two aight?
>[] I am always mad at something, but never you
>[] Well, you said you'd do anything right?
>[] Hug her, and grumble later

>>2751382
[]....fine, but only for like....a minute or two aight?
[] I am always mad at something, but never you
[] Well, you said you'd do anything right?

>>2751382
>[]....fine, but only for like....a minute or two aight?
>[] I am always mad at something, but never you
>[] Well, you said you'd do anything right?
>[] Hug her, and grumble later
Alright. So glad we're back. I am ready to go house hunting! Need something out in the wilderness since...well trumble follows this disaster lesbian.

>>2751382
>[]....fine, but only for like....a minute or two aight?
>[] I am always mad at something, but never you
>[] Hug her, and grumble later
>[] Well, you said you'd do anything right?


Glad to be back HM

"babe, I am always mad at something" I say as her dejected expression begins to brighten, as she realizes I'm not growling at her or shouting down at her, but rather speaking softly which is rare even when I'm around her....at least I hope it is "But never you"

She squees before I can continue and tackles into me, nearly sending me to my ass despite the fact I'm towering over her, because she surprised tackled me while I was kneeling down. She wraps her arms around me tightly and kicks her "legs" happily as she giggles and laughs.

"Oh that's a huge relief" She sighs, calming down as she tried to look up at me I think? all I can here is her sighing after since my tits are in the way "I was worried I was getting on your nerves"

"You were" I say under my breath as quietly as I can, carefully putting my arms around her to hug her back and hold her to me tightly

"So....Giant May time?" She says, childishly, not even trying to hide her excitement and I think she's talking with that tone just to play around with me, since she's usually more serious.

"Weeeell, You said you'd do anything right?" I sneer, no doubt sounding like such a perv, especially with that cackle. Yvvy laughs a little nervously as I pull up and grin "don't worry, not going to be weird about it"

"Sooooo, you are going Kaiju then?" she asks sweetly, poking her head over my chest

"Fine...but only for like a minute or two alright?" I grumble as I give her one last squeeze and then let her go as I start to shrink down to my normal height, spitting out some kind of weird glowing fog "and later"

"Awwww" She whines as she hugs me from behind and nearly lifts me up "come on"

"Later!" I roar back

What do I do now?
[] get lunch
[] call bruno back
[] go apartment hunting
[] Go find something fun to do in town
[] Mess with Yvvy
[] Bitch about getting kicked out of the Inn
[] write in

>>2751494
>[] Mess with Yvvy
>[] Bitch about getting kicked out of the Inn
>[] get lunch
>[] go apartment hunting

Hey, its not our fault that everyone tries to mess with us, or make us giant, or that we have unique strengths, or...

>>2751494
>[] Mess with Yvvy
>[] get lunch
>[] call bruno back

At some point Yvvy is going to try and Make us go Kaiju... I look forward to it

>>2751494
>[] Mess with Yvvy
>[] Bitch about getting kicked out of the Inn
>[] get lunch
>[] go apartment hunting

"I'm still pissed that we got kicked out the Inn, like oh of course I decided to randomly turn giant and destroy our room, like come on. it'd be like kicking out someone for passing out drunk in the" I angrily growl, trying to swing my tail around to let off some steam, but Yvvy is still hanging on my back. Good thing she isn't too heavy for me to carry, even at my normal height. But godamn this shit pisses me off almost as much as that red scaled bitch or

"Well they could, actually. If you passed out drunk in the lobby, they are entirely in their rights to" Yvvy slowly explain, as I just turn my head back to her and nearly clonk her with my horns, she just smirks and leans back a bit "not sure if they really need a reason to, since they own the inn"

"I...I didn't say passed out drunk" I say, trying to cover my ass, grinding my fangs together before I continue "Just passed out, and it'd be like getting thrown out for burning"

"Well" Yvette begins, trying not to laugh as I growl and drag my feet

"You get what I'm saying, its horseshit. Oh last straw my ass, I didn't break shit before then, it was always someone else coming to fuck with me or" I rant, shaking my head as Yvvy lets go of me and walks to my side, taking small steps to keep my pace "Oh don't give me that look"

"What? most of the time it wasn't your fault, its just you always chased away anyone who wanted trouble and...it sounds kind of crazy for a dragon girl who could bench press a car to say a cat girl tossed a brick at her...I think?" Yvvy says gently, obviously trying not to get me an angrier

"She saw that one, I'm pretty sure...but who go warned, oh right! Me! for no real reason. Oh what about when I was turned into a midget.." I continue, stomping my first into the ground

"Adorable little girl" Yvvy giggles, making my spine crawl as I remember exactly how everyone acted around me

"oh fuck off, I still have nightmares about that. Besides its not like I broke anything right?" I ask, turning to Yvette for some agreement from her, but she just has a suspicious look on her face "What?"

"Well, all the holes you dug, the fact you don't wear shoes inside to cover your claws. the soot you got everywhere from sleeping in fire, your experiments with your magic. I mean you did break a few things its just...Most of it was other people, I agree but still" She says, turning away from me and frowning sadly "but it is still a...well I can't say that"

"What that I destroyed the room, and smashed the wall? not my fault, and I did do good in the inn to like helping sieg with her" I continue on "What did that fuck up to?"

"there were noise complaints when she made your hammer yes" She says sheepishly, lowering herself as I groan

"but Saorsa is my baby....come on, she was a bitch for kicking us out right?" I say, kinda of desperate for any kind recognition here

"Oh certainly, but you did smash part of HER building and leave holes on the grounds when you left" Yvvy says quickly
cont

>>2751612
"BUT, she had it out for you since you got there and...were you. So yeah, uh fuck her?"

"You can at least try to appease me" I grumble, stomping towards her "I'll pay you back for that later ya know"

"Eh?" She says, too shocked to emote

"Oh yeah, I'm going to tie you down to the floor" I hiss, flicking my tongue out as she turns bright red "and record myself, eating your roots and pulling the leaves from your head"

"Eh!?" She gasps

"Oh you thought it was gonna be lewd eh perv tree? Oh who would've though sweet little innocent yvvy would be like that. Rowen must be rubbing off on ya" I sneer as she glares at me, pouting "Well that's more punishment then! which will happen right"

"Remember, if you grow giant, it'll be the exact opposite of" She begins to say as I grow back to being like 12 feet tall, and remember she did want to see my giant for what ever reason

"I...I wasn't" I grumble as I heft her up onto my shoulder "I was going to embarress you by carrying you all through town like this"

She just smile as I rest her on my shoulder.

"....this is still lovely" She snickers, making me grumble

"Well I'm not putting you down, wanna get lunch before we go house hunting?" I ask cheerfully as she frowns

"Didn't that movie director offer to do both?" she asks as I frown

What do I do?
[] Lunch at jessie's place
[] He did didn't he...Score
[] just eat somewhere cheap so I have a reason to keep bitching
[] go by the one seafood place on the pier
[] go to the usual place
[] visit the lions den
[] mooch off another friend
[] Oh, so you're making it a challenge then (really mess with/ embarrass yvvy)
[] write in

>>2751634
>[] Lunch at jessie's place
Lets go simple. And then we can look and see stuff. And then also see what our agent has to offer.

>>2751634
>[] He did didn't he...Score

>>2751634
>[] visit the lions den
>[] Oh, so you're making it a challenge then (really mess with/ embarrass yvvy)

I will have my tree-lewds dammit

>>2751645
>[] He did didn't he...Score
I will switch it up. We will see what he has for us.

"Oh yeah, He did, didn't he?" I ask happily as I hum and think about smacking Yvvy's ass like a drum gently just to get back at her for, well not reacting to me carrying her like a caveman, since I wanted to embarrass and mess around with her harmlessly. but well, if someone saw I'm pretty sure she'd pissed at me for awhile, so I'll have to find a different way to tease her later. Maybe replace the nutrient pack she likes mixed in her water with Gatorade....yeah that'd be funny. Oh you know I could wait until she wears a dress and just grab...

*snap, snap*

"Earth to may? did you even hear what I was saying just now?" Yvvy asks softly as one of her roots snap in front of me, making me feel even hungrier than before

"No? I was...thinking" I say softly as she frowns suspiciously

"About bullying rowen? you always get that look on your face before you do something to her or tease her" Yvvy says, accusingly but more jokingly since I haven't hurt Row since...well forever really.

"Noooo?" I say, snickering knowing she won't believe me

"Bad dragon, don't bully the fluffy" She says pinching my cheek

"Don't make me smash the city Yvvy" I grumble as she snorts

"Oh like you would, Jessie is still mad that you joked about it isn't she?" She asks as I turn to her

"She is?" I ask, swaying my tail as I walk on "I know it put her panties in a twist but"

"Well more embarrassed she thought you were serious" She says shrugging "but that's just the feeling I got"

"the feeling I got was she might've had to go to the hospital from running like a yard or two" I snort "or you know cause I laughed right in her ears as a kaiju"

"May!" Yvvy yells, with her scolding voice

I just howl with laughter as I tilt her from side to side, making sure not to drop her. And again she doesn't react....damn her trust in me! Even if its wonderful and...dammit getting all warm and fuzzy inside again

"Well....I said sorry later, pretty sure" I say shrugging "besides if she was hurt she wouldn't have got me these clothes, she can be spiteful when she's pissed"

"yeah, she'd bully you" Yvette says, before frowning angrily, her eyes narrowing as she thinks about what jess would've done, i think "well its a good thing she didn't"

"I love you" I chirp, ruffling her hair as she keeps looking grumpy over that "So cute when you're mad"

"Stop!" She laughs, trying to push my hand off and

*crash*

"Ow" I groan

"you tripped didn't you?" She groans as we end up on the ground on a pile

"Yeah, so...rest here, then lunch with Bruno?" I moan, trying to push myself up

"Sounds like a plan" Yvvy sighs, sounding as banged up as I feel.
-

Well?
[] Have Jessie (my agent?) or Rowen tell him to meet us somewhere
[] call him back and figure out where he's having lunch
[] try to dress to impress (aka let Yvvy or rowen choose what to wear)
[]....I could make this a promotional thingy couldn't I?
[]Take a nap here for awhile, since Yvvy is heavy, and the dirt is cool
[] write in

>>2751775
>[] Have Jessie (my agent?) or Rowen tell him to meet us somewhere
>[] try to dress to impress (aka let Yvvy or rowen choose what to wear)
>[]Take a nap here for awhile, since Yvvy is heavy, and the dirt is cool
Sleepy May until its time to be presentable

>>2751775
>[] call him back and figure out where he's having lunch
>[] try to dress to impress (aka let Yvvy or rowen choose what to wear)

>>2751775
>[] Have Jessie (my agent?) or Rowen tell him to meet us somewhere
>[] try to dress to impress (aka let Yvvy or rowen choose what to wear)
More like have Jessie give him a call and make arrangements while Rowan and Yvvy play dragon dress up

"So, you want me to call him back or what?" Yvvy says, sitting on a bench along the actual park part of the forest, watching me brush dirt off of my scales and "preening" as she calls it. It fits, I have to admit. Shame my shirt is going to need to be washed but eh, not too much a problem.

"Nah, let Jessie deal with him, since he seems to think she's my agent for some reason" I say, running my hands through hair to make sure I got all the dust and bugs out

"Even though Rowen really wants to be" Yvvy sighs sadly, shaking her head as she lets her roots down "it just seems a little mean"

"He's a hollywood sort, of course he's mean, but he makes amazing movies and" I say, biting my tongue so I don't act like a nerd out in public, especially because I think I saw that stupid asshole Martin running around here. Sure he's not so bad, and he's one of the few people I had fun fighting besides Carla...and when I broke that red scaled bitch's face in


"You just love them, I know, I know this is a dream come true for you so....I should Call Rowen to" She says, cheerfully.

"Why Rowen?" I ask, as I pick at my fangs, trying to ignore how hungry I've become now

"Oh she knows how to get people's good side and...you aren't meeting your hero like that, I won't let you" Yvvy says, standing up and crossing her arms

"He isn't my hero, I just like his work...and I don't like where this is going. Are you going to play dragon dress up with me or something?" I ask,putting my hands behind my head and twisting around as she smiles, almost wickedly

"Of course, but its not like we're going to put you in dresses or anything, especially when you're still big news" She snickers, pulling out her phone "It'll just be make up, some styling and some actual fashion"

"You're going to make me look all girly or something" I grumble

"No, no" She says lowering her hand "I just want you to look good"

"then why are you laughing? what are you texting Rowen?" I ask as she shrugs "Yvvy!"

"Oh just that she needs to meet us at the one shop I like, and to come quick" She says smiling

roll 1d20+guile to see if May realizes the "danger" she is in

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2751866
Ah yes, May's best stat.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2751866
Dragon muscle girls in suits go!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2751866

On one hand, I don't mind that she caught on. On the other, watching the tomboy wearing fancy clothes, and then subsequently doing everything in her power to ruin it the moment she can 'have down time" is amusing.


So many thousands of dollars down the drain because of May's "May-ness".

"My stomach can handle whatever is in your phone, Yvvy" I say, looking down at her as she shies away and tries not to look at me directly, so I turn away since I don't want to scare her or anything "What did you tell her"

"N...nothing" She says, putting her phone under herself and scooting back

"...you want to put me in a dress or something don't you?" I ask as she winces

"Was it that obvious?" She asks weakly, trying not to laugh as she looks back up at me, and I shrink down back to my normal size since I don't like the breeze on my stomach.

"I knew when you said make up" I grumble as she groans "I knew you were going to try to dress me up, make me all frilly and...girly"


"You have to wear makeup, its a meeting, a formal one discussing....business stuff" She says waving her hands in the air like talking out a contract is some kind of magical ritual. It might be, I wouldn't know a single thing about it though.

"Whhhy?" I groan "its not like he's taking pictures or anything"

"But other people will and don't you want to look nice for papers and blogs?" She asks, clapping her hands together almost like she's pleading for me to give in and accept be their dress up doll

"No?" I say as she looks shocked then nods, remembering exactly who I am

"Still, you should look nice" She says "and thanks for not ranting about exactly why you wouldn't"

"I could if you still want me to" I say with a devilish smirk, and snicker

"Dooon't" yvvy chuckles as her legs tighten back together, so she can stand back up "Well, since I know you don't want to follow, MY plans, I'll let you choose what to wear, or at least what sort of fashion you want"

Well?
[] follow her plans, except for the dress part
[] No make up
[] Just get some cleaner, better fitting clothes
[]Just get a fresh pair
[] Splurge, but only get what I want to wear
[] Let Rowen choose?
[] Relent and say she can have her fun
[] write in

>>2751927
>Rowen basically bluescreens when she finds out Yvvy yet May go digging in the designer dress she bought with several months worth of reporting/blackmail

>>2751959
>[] Splurge, but only get what I want to wear
>[] Let Rowen choose?
>[] Relent and say she can have her fun

May will be a very unconvential star, thats for sure. At least I hope she will.

TM(onster)Z will love her...well, from a very very safe distance.

>>2751959
>[] follow her plans, except for the dress part
>[] No make up
>[] Splurge, but only get what I want to wear
>Get a nice suit and sweep Yvvy and,or Rowan off their feet, literally

>>2751966
>[] Let Rowen choose?
>[] Relent and say she can have her fun

Reread the options. May's choices are invalid when Comedy is involved.

>>2751959
>[] follow her plans, except for the dress part

>>2751972
Adding
>[] Let Rowen choose?

"Nah just do what you want except for the dresses, I don't really care what I wear" I sigh, crossing my arms as she nods, and smiles but I'm not sure if I should still fear the high heels or flowing dresses she had planned for my future.

"OOoooooh" She practically purrs with a wide, cheshire looking smile, rubbing her hands together as she stands up and nods "so you know where we're going right"

....shit, did she ever take me shopping for clothes? I think I would've remember something like that or

"Oh wait I never took you there before did I?" She asks as I frown

"I never know you went there in the first place" I say, smiling as she giggles and shrugs, as she turns around to walk out of the forest, and back to the city itself

"Well I don't go often, since its costs and arm and a leg, and they don't sell anything for Plus sized dryads like me" She says casually, swaying her hips as my tail tries to swing to her rhythm

"So...why do you go there anyway?" I ask, completely confused as to what she gets out of it

"Oh....window shopping" She says in a way that makes me pretty sure she goes there for a few other reasons, But I could just be paranoid of her having some far reaching plot to get me in an incredibly girly and embarrassing dress

"Alright, makes sense, so what do they even sell at this shop of yours? Just clothes?" I ask, asking an obvious question and feeling like a dumbass before my shoulder droop down

"Oh no, make up, jewelry, perfumes, shoes uh....I know they used to have someone in there who'd dye your fur or scales for" She begins before I hiss on reflex "Don't worry, I'm not going to ruin your lustrous obsidian scales my pri"

"You're really in a playful mood today aren't you?" I ask, smirking as I cut her off

"Well I'm still giddy from everything, I'm surprised you aren't still excited about following one of your dreams" She says, sounding like she's day dream, clasping her hands in front of herself and spinning around like a princess

"I am, I'm also just tired, cause I did get cursed for this to happen....and threw up blood, remember" I say as she grimmaces and shudders

"Yeah, I'm trying to forget that" She says weakly "So....you don't know what store I'm talking about"

"Not a fucking clue" I laugh as she just shakes her head, smiling softly.
-
What do I do when we meet rowen?
[] Just listen to her advice, trying not break something in the store for the fun of it
[] tease her for looking like a nerd
[] lift her up and just have her point at what I "need"
[] Make it very clear I don't want to wear anything glory
[] ask her why Jessie is suddenly my "agent"
[] try not to stare at the tvs playing in the store 1d20+will
[] just take a nap
[] write in
-
Have a rather nasty headache all of a sudden, might have to stop soon

>>2752059
>[] Just listen to her advice, trying not break something in the store for the fun of it
>[] tease her for looking like a nerd
>[] lift her up and just have her point at what I "need"
>[] Make it very clear I don't want to wear anything glory


It's alright HM, do what you gotta do

>>2752059
>[] lift her up and just have her point at what I "need"
>[] Just listen to her advice, trying not break something in the store for the fun of it
>[] ask her why Jessie is suddenly my "agent"

But piggyback style. I am amused at the idea of Rowan riding on our shoulders and dodging chandiliers or something.

Also take an advil HM. You have this.

>>2752059
>[] Just listen to her advice, trying not break something in the store for the fun of it
>[] tease her for looking like a nerd

"So you two are going to do all the shopping" Yvette asks as I try to keep my head low since I am pretty sure I saw my face on at least two of the screens playing the news or some cooking show here constantly. SO I don't want to recognized when the rest of me is shown. Not sure how much they got of me with those cameras, but I really don't want to find out. Also because I'm struggling not to laugh at how Rowen's dressed right. Cause she looks fucking ridiculous. Yvvy's already scolded me for nearly asking if she was "Part of the "special" secret services" when we met her by the subway. Since that was apparently too "mean" and she is apparently having "Fun", cosplaying a nerd at their first job interview. Because really a suit and tie don't fit her, her tail gets fur all over it, and makes her look silly.

And Sunglasses don't mix well with buck squirel teeth.

"Of course, I need to be able to help my client look their best for interviews and such" Rowen says, sniffing as she crosses her arms, as I wonder if it'd be "too mean" to stomp behind her hard enough to crack the tile. bet I could make her leap into the rafters if I did it quick enough to surprise her.

"Of course, Of course" Yvvy says, using the same tone she did early today, kind of like she's in on a joke only she knows is going on "Well, make sure to get her a suit that fits"

"F...fits" Rowen asks, as her own suit is a few sizes too large for her. bet she borrowed it or got it on the cheap to try to look sharp.

"Oh yeah, with May they might have to do a custom fitting" Yvvy says looking me up and down and rubbing her chin

"custom?" I ask as rowen adjusts her glasses...wonder if she can actually see through those, since they don't look prescription, just like....gas station sunglasses

"...I d..don't have to be there for that do I?" Rowen stammers as I open my mouth to mess with her

"if you don't want to be" I sneer

"Nooo? why would you" Yvvy says, grinning "I mean I'm pretty sure you'd find a way to sneak in but...also pretty sure that's illegal, row"

"Just making sure and don't give me that, I could make you never work in this town again!" Rowen says, sarcastically threatening me as I pick her up like a kid and set her on my shoulders, make her freeze up with a squeak

"HEEeeeey" She shrieks as I laugh "What are you doing"

"try not to break anything up there, the have low hanging chandeliers" I giggle as Yvvy for once finds my humor

"You monster" She hisses, smacking my head as "hard" as she is able to

"Yes?" I ask bluntly as some of the clerks or greeters or whatever they are point at us and laugh, making rowen turn red

"Have fun you two" Yvvy says "I'm going to browse, call me if you run into any"

"Help me yvvy" Rowen cries as I swerve to make her nearly slam into a chandelier, making her yelp and duck down, grabbing my horns.
cont

>>2752132
Its exactly as cute as I hoped it would be.

>>2752132

"Oh you two could use some bonding" Yvvy says, almost singing as she "skips" off past a bedazzled golem girl, and some old woman "don't worry I'll be right back, not like she'll eat you up or anything"

"She eats rocks! I'm fleshy! you don't think she" Rowen grumbles, smacking her head against mine

"Don't make me drop you" I say as the old woman and Yvette laugh "So just point at what I "need" and we'll make this quick"

"Stop walking all drunkenly! its hard to hang on your stupid, horns" Rowen hisses, pulling my head and nearly making me stumble into a rack of clothes

"I Will drop you!" I snort as I hear a small giggle behind me

"Oh I wish I could still carry you like that, sweetums" the old woman says as Rowen tugs on my horns a bit more

"Kah, Gran ma, I told you I don't like being like associated with you" the golem girl huffs, sounding like some of the girls who used to bum cigs off me used to sound, namely just how she talks

"Oh, is it wrong for me to pine for the loving mother daughter relationship I once had. Its so lovely seeing something like this in our day and"

"Rowen, are you trying to choke me?" I ask as I feel a slight pressure around my neck

"PUT" She growls, chattering her teeth furiously as I grin like satan him...herself "ME. DOWN. RIGHT. NOW.MAY"

"Whhhhy, sweetums" I giggle as I walk on

"I know where you sleep Mcnarren" She hisses furiously as I grab her legs to keep her from jumping off herself "I know where you sleep you"

"NO you don't, lost our apartment remember" I laugh as she finally figures out that choking me doesn't work and smacks my head again

"Because your fat ass smashed it, literally! putting you and, WOAH!" She shouts as I swerve her towards another light fixture.

What do I do?
[] stop and actually shop
[] argue with her for a bit
[] initiate, the bullying
[] Just wander around for a bit
[] Ask one of the cashiers about what a custom fitting is
[] tease her only a little
[] Jewellery? ...why does it look so pretty now...
[] write in

Yeah, headache keeps coming and going, along with a general faint feeling but I think I'm good

>>2752152
>[] Just wander around for a bit
>[] Ask one of the cashiers about what a custom fitting is
>[] tease her only a little
>[] Jewellery? ...why does it look so pretty now...
>[] stop and actually shop

Dragons really are just reptilian crows. They see shiny bits and finally get focused.

>>2752157
Or cats

>>2752152
>[] stop and actually shop
>[] initiate, the bullying
>[] Just wander around for a bit
>[] Ask one of the cashiers about what a custom fitting is

>Tell Rowan she will need to be present for the fitting to represent our estate or something that managers do

>>2752152
>[] Just wander around for a bit
>[] Ask one of the cashiers about what a custom fitting is
>[] tease her only a little
>[] Jewellery? ...why does it look so pretty now...
>[] stop and actually shop
>Ask Rowan what she thinks Yvvy would think looks good on me, that isn't a dress

>>2752157
>Ask Rowan what she thinks Yvvy would think looks good on me, that isn't a dress

Good way to ease her in. Aaaaaand probably get Yve randy...well more than this new fetish inside her already did.

>>2752166
>>Ask Rowan what she thinks Yvvy would think looks good on me, that isn't a dress

Adding this

Looks like I am out for a while at a movie. If we're still running after its done, I will try to contribute.

If we do a vote on May's new place I am voting for something in the wilderness, with privacy and lots of acreage for May to run around. And nature for Yve to care for and May to stress relief on. Also a place that can handle May's...unique life.

"hey not my fault you look like a little girl wearing a too big suit" I chuckle as I walk along the isles the customer service booth

"W..w..well we're shopping for both of us today alright? I...gathered enough funs to get us both looking our best for the interview" She says, managing to sound confident like she didn't notice she looked like a kid playing dress up.

"Yeah can't be seen dragging a scruffy squirrel into my meeting now can I?" I say bluntly as I glance at some purses hanging on the way to service counter

"And I can't have my client looking like a dragon bum who just got a full body manicure" She sneers back at me as I laugh and turn away from the bags as....what's that shiny thing over there? "May? what are you doing?"

"Oh its just jewelry? Why does it look so pretty now?" I ask as I balance a golden chain over my fingers, letting it slip between as I poke my claw over it and frown....oh its not real is it? well they wouldn't keep the good stuff out in the open wood they?

"Hey smaug,don't start hoarding gold right now, we have some thing we need to do before you get all...crazy" Rowen says pulling on my horns

"Hey, do that one more time and i'll make everyone in here think you just wet yourself" I whisper up at her, making her let go very quickly

She grumbles and shakes her head

"Oh like you're one to talk, you blackmail people all the time" I say dully as I step up to the counter, craning my head around to find where they keep the real shines

"I...publish, only what I see and nothing more I do not make" She begins to lie, so I pull her leg, making her squeak and grab onto my horns to stay stable and not go tumbling fown, which conveniantly makes the lamia behind the counter look up

"Oh....need something" She asks, flicking her tongue out and staring at Rowen hanging on my head, with a bit of amusement "You two?"

"Yeah" I say sweetly, grinning and showing off my fangs as I dig my claws into the marble counter, making a horrible noise that makes the Snake and Rowen wince in pain "I was wondering what a custom fitting is?"

"Oh, its uh...well we...um, measure you" She says unsteadily, sounding a little afraid as she tries to explain something out of her department "to uh, find a suit or dress that fits comfortably, its also for custom work which costs quite"

"She's paying" I say quickly, pointing my thumb at Rowen

"I'm paying" She says smugly, crossing her arms and nearly falling off my back again

"Well....we have several, uh styles to choose from, if you want a custom job it will" She begins to explain, before I grab the catalogue from her hands "Alright then"

"Just find me something you think yvvy would think looks good on me" I say bluntly as Rowen blanks out for a bit, and stammers. She adjusts her sunglasses, squints and blushes slightly

"A...are you sure?" She asks as I nod

"Hey I trust you" I say happily, making her smile
cont

>>2752254

"Well, give me awhile to think" She says, holding the catalogue to her face and falls over with a yelp
I just laugh as I catch her by the ankle

"Owwwwww" She whimpers

And we'll end this session here (plan on continuing it on tuesday/wedsnday) as I feel tired and like shit again.

SO yay, just two days or three till More May/Rowen shenanigans

I've archived
and hope ya enjoyed so far

>>2752261
Thanks for Running HM

>>2752275
Poor Rowan got so lost in thought, thinking about May in cute outfits she fell off the dragon

>>2752261
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Hope you feel better soon

>>2752339
Well may isn’t the most stable platform. Also I’ve been reading this cute manga about a girl who got isekai’d into a world of animal people and ended up as the pet of a dog guy.

And I couldnt help but imagine may and co in a situation like that, or you know like human-rowen ending up in a world of dragons

>>2752360
Danke

>>2752366
Ah yes AU Human Rowan and Yvvy end up being Transported to another world and end up as part of full Dragon May's Hoard of Treasures

>>2752460
Wonder how that would go.

>>2752495
I suppose it depends on if they can tame the vicious dragon or live out their lives as her play things and precious treasure

>>2752504
>may dragon steals Yvvy and Row from another dragon, cause she’s a bully. And didn’t think ahead of the challenges of stealing living beings rather than gold

>>2752541
As always, the greatest irony is May thinking she is the master when in reality...its in a state of constant flux.