>>2755120
>Gonzo

No more gritty grimderp. Gimme a campy romp.

>>2755120
>gonzo

>>2755120
>Gonzo

>>2755125
>>2755152
>>2755155

The world's comic book logic might seem strange, illogical, and bizarre to a denizen of our own, but its inhabitants have long since come to terms with it.

> Which Era is our story set in?
> [Choose One]

> The Golden Age, (1980's)
> The Silver Age, (2010's)
> The Future Age, (2080's)

>>2755180
>The Silver Age

>>2755180
>> The Silver Age, (2010's)

>>2755180
> The Silver Age, (2010's)

>>2755188
>>2755204
>>2755221

The Silver Age is underway, an alternate timeline similar to the 2010's on our earth, with a few marked differences, superpowered individuals the first and foremost among them.

> Time to determine your superpowers.
> Roll one 1d4

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>2755248

>>2755253

> Your superpowers fall under 2 categories
> Roll two 1d100's to determine which

Rolled 12, 39 = 51 (2d100)

>>2755257

Rolled 46, 70 = 116 (2d100)

>>2755257
Let's hope it's something good!

>>2755266
>>2755267

> 12- Energy Control
> 46- Matter Control

> To determine your number of powers, you can choose to roll either 1d6+2, or 2d6-2. 1d6+2 statistically yields less powers than 2d6-2, but has slightly stronger powers.
> [Choose One]

> 1d6+2
> 2d6-2

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>2755281

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>2755281
I'm gonna pick the focused powers.

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>2755281
Wow. Great rolls so far.

>>2755282
>>2755285

> So be it. You have seven 1d100's to roll for superpowers, and can divide them between either of your categories as you please.
> How do you want to divide the rolls between Energy Control and Matter Control?

>>2755292
I'm thinking 4 in Matter Control and 3 in Energy control.

>>2755292
>>2755296
Supporting this

Rolled 23, 29, 55, 12, 18, 99, 28 = 264 (7d100)

>>2755296
This will work

>>2755296
>>2755297

> Roll seven 1d100's

Rolled 30, 27, 74, 65, 74, 89, 40 = 399 (7d100)

>>2755292
What's happening with wizard quest? :(

Rolled 84, 64, 82, 71, 24, 11, 59 = 395 (7d100)

>>2755308

Rolled 35, 33, 8, 15, 17, 35, 29 = 172 (7d100)

>>2755308

Rolled 27, 71, 25, 30, 69, 91, 66 = 379 (7d100)

>>2755308

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>2755310

A Wizard's Quest is still active, this is just a side-quest and an excuse for me to test my homebrew superpower generator.

>>2755310
>>2755312
>>2755314
>>2755316

> Since each of you rolled 7d100, the only fair way to determine which results are used is for me to roll 1d4.

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>>2755318
>the worst roll won

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>>2755332
I apologize FOR NOTHING.

>>2755318
Are you going to add Waifu man? :^) That's right I rolled in /tg/

>>2755314

> Matter Control
> 35- Disruption
> 33- Disruption
> 8- Bonding
> 15- Collection

> Energy Control
> 17- Ectoplasm Control
> 35- Energy Sponge
> 29- Energy Plasmoids

> Now comes the fun part. Before we can continue, I must explain a core concept of the setting. Superpowers are ranked on a tier system ranging from 1 to 20, and are assigned a tier based on their strength, a tier 1 superpower grants a slight edge over a common citizen, a tier 5 superpower is enough to confront a squad of trained professionals on equal footing, a tier 10 superpower could destroy a small town with little difficulty, a tier 15 superpower could destroy a large city, and a tier 20 superpower could pose a threat to human civilization.
> To determine which tier your powers fall under, you receive a stipend of power points which can be spent to upgrade powers, at the cost of 1 per tier between tiers 1-5, 2 per tier between tiers 6-10, 3 per tier between tiers 11-15, and 4 per tier between tiers 16-20. In addition, 2 power points can buy an additional superpower roll within a category you have, and 4 power points can buy an additional roll in a randomly determined category you lack. Power points can be gained by sacrificing unwanted superpowers and an unused category at a 1:1 ratio.
> Because you chose to roll 1d6+2, you have choice to determine how many power points you receive. Do you want to take a guaranteed 10 power points, or do you want to roll 2d6+2 and take the result?

Rolled 3, 3 + 2 = 8 (2d6 + 2)

>>2755352
2d6+2 result

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d6 + 2)

>>2755352

>>2755352
I vote to take 10 points

>>2755362
Agreed

>>2755356
>>2755360
>>2755362
>>2755382

> Five minutes to choose before I roll 1d2

>>2755389
Take the 10 points Boi

>>2755352
10 points.

>>2755403
>>2755404

> So be it.
> You receive 10 power points by default, and an automatic sacrifice of the extra Disruption grants 1, leaving you with 11 power points.
> How do you want to distribute them? Keep tier costs and sacrifices in mind.

>>2755415
Can we have an explanation on what the powers do?

>>2755415
Add a new random power

>>2755420
That's over a third of our power points

>>2755420

Don't be so hasty, this could be a strong powerset with clever use.

>>2755417

Of course.

> Matter Control
> Disruption- Allows the user to destabilize molecular bonds at will. The damage and range is dependent on the tier.
> Bonding- Allows the user to strengthen molecular bonds at will. The resiliency and range is dependent on the tier.
> Collection- Allows the user to attract nearby matter to themselves. The strength and range is dependent on the tier.

> Energy Control
> Ectoplasm Control- Allows the user to control and shape extradimensional spirit energy to achieve a variety of effects. The strength and versatility is dependent on the tier.
> Energy Sponge- Allows to absorb energy into themselves and release it, either harmlessly or as an attack. The strength, damage, and range are dependent on the tier.
> Energy Plasmoids- Allows the user to control and shape energy to form physical patterns which may then explode. The strength, versatility, damage, and range are dependent on the tier.

>>2755440
> Disruption
Pull people by there atoms
> Bonding-
Make our skin as strong as steel or greater
> Collection
Magnet

>Ectoplasm Control-
Fuck with people's souls

>>2755440
...we can go Scar ( full metal alchemist )

Only we also shoot ghosts, absorb energy and release it as energy or plasmids bioshock style?

Pretty nice

>>2755440
Sponge and plasmoids seems fun. Then again disruption and bonding could become disgustingly OP. Create our own universe when?

>>2755440
Sponge is really, really good. Synergises well with plasmoids, too.
Ectoplasm seems really situational. Either it's amazing or completely worthless.
Collection... is it strictly self-aligned? If we can only pull things to us, it's not great. If we can use it to pull things towards something other than us, it gets a lot more useful.

>>2755336

Of course.

>>2755450

Unless you're extremely creative with it, disrupting the molecules holding someone together doesn't pull them toward you. Aside that, that's about the gist of it.

>>2755451

I've never played Bioshock, but that sounds correct. Of course, you'll need to tell me how you're going to be splitting up your points before the quest can go anywhere.

>>2755453

The best part about the generator is the amount of choice. Depending on how you distribute your power points, you can either be relatively threatening with each of your powers, or you can be dangerous with only a few. The choice is yours to make.

>>2755460

Ectoplasm can be used for physical attacks, i.e., ghostly tentacles, soul-fire, etc., but it's most effective against spiritual foes. Once you've progressed through the tiers and can effect souls directly, it gets horrific.

At first, collection is strictly self-aligned though there's plenty of creative uses for it and you can always stop mass before it reaches you. Once you've gained enough tiers, you can cause mass to attract other mass, which has a massive amount of offensive and defensive utility.

I need you to assign your points before the quest can begin.

>>2755512
Pull people towards us with collection then blow up in their face with sponge letsgo

>>2755534
I vote for sacrificing disruption and bonding. Then "evenly" distributing the 13 points across the 4 remaining powers with 1 extra in sponge. Alternatively sacrificing ectoplasm aswell to buff up the energy powers even more

>>2755540
Agreed on the general idea, but skewed heavier towards sponge. Either 6 or 8 points to bring it to 6 or 7.
So, something like:
Burn Disruption+Bonding, 6 points into Energy Sponge, 3 points into Energy Plasmoids, 2 points into Matter Collection, 2 points into Ectoplasm Control?

>>2755563
Yeah that sounds better

>>2755512

Sacrifice ectoplasm control and spend the points like this.

> disruption (5)
> bonding (2)
> collection (2)
> energy sponge (4)
> energy plasmoids (4)

>>2755512
We can delete abilities for more points?

>>2755120

Doesn't superman fly pose have a closed fist in front? This one just looks like a Nazi salute.

Hail Hydra! Or whatever DC's 'hidden Nazi' equivalent is.

>>2755721

Yes, at a 1:1 ratio.

>>2756333

I believe so, but if he were a Nazi, he'd be flying with his right arm outstretched.

Waiting for a consensus.

You guys have one hour to decide, before I update with whatever's the majority.

You guys have half an hour left.

I vote to sacrifice ectoplasm control and disruption. Disruption is just a plain stupid damage dealer and ectoplasm control we might never use. Both are clearly bad, uninteresting choices.

>bonding 2
>collection 4
>energy plasmoids 3
>energy sponge 4

This way we can see these clearly more interesting powers get more use.

>>2755540
>>2755563

This is the closest we have to a majority, so I'm updating.

>>2755563

> Matter Control:
> Collection- 2

> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control- 2
> Energy Sponge- 7
> Energy Plasmoids- 3

Is this sufficient, or would you like to move some more points around?

>>2756726
Seems good

>>2756726
...I think I must have mathed wrong somewhere. By my count that array would cost 12 points, leaving one left over.
I've been looking at it for the past five minutes, but I keep getting the same answer.

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Seems fine to me

>>2756775
Yeah you're right. Put the extra point in plasmoids or ectoplasm control?

>>2756775
>>2756726
Unless that's meant to be points spent, not power levels. In which case it's 14, which is one over.

>>2756775

Wait a minute...

> five seconds of scrambling through notes later

Oh shit, you're right, I accidentally included Energy Sponge's first tier in the cost. Where do you want to put the thirteenth point?

>>2756804

No, that's power levels. Here's my *corrected* math, remember the first point is free.

> Collection (1+1= 1)
> Ectoplasm Control (1+1= 1)
> Energy Sponge (1+4+4= 8)
> Energy Plasmoids (1+2= 2)
> (1+1+8+3= 12)

Ectoplasm Control

>Still in character gen

>>2756841
Oh, good. I was strating to think I was too tired to do basic addition.
Put the extra into plasmoids. Gives us more we can do with what we sponge.

So, that'd be
Collection=lv2(pay 1 point)
Ectoplasm Control=lv2(pay 1 point)
Energy Sponge=lv7(pay 8 points)
Energy Plasmoids=lv4(pay 3 points)

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2756798
>>2756890
>>2756890

> cue coin flip
> Ectoplasm Control- 1
> Energy Plasmoids- 2

>>2756965

> Superpowers:

> Matter Control:
> Collection- 2

> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control- 2
> Energy Sponge- 7
> Energy Plasmoids- 3

> Power Description:
> Matter Control:
> Collection, Tier 2: You can cause twenty-five pounds of a nearby substance to gravitate toward you, but its speed is slow and you're only able to draw in one type of material at a time.
> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control, Tier 3: You can sense spirit energy and by extent, living things within a thirty foot radius of yourself. With focus, you can bring a few handfuls of spirit energy into the material for a few moments, set it alight and throw it with the force of a mildly explosive revolver, or congeal it into a tentacle roughly twice as strong as your arm.
> Energy Sponge, Tier 7: You can passively or actively absorb an immense quantity of energy, be it heat, electricity, or friction, into your body and safely hold it indefinitely or until it dissipates after roughly four hours. You can also release your stored energy in a devastating attack, similar to a flamethrower or mortar, though you can only repeat this a few times before you need to refuel.
> Energy Plasmoids, Tier 3: You passively generate a small store of energy, capping out equivalent to a car battery after six hours. You can shape your stored energy into a variety of explosive shapes, which can then explode with the force of a pipe-bomb, or a fragmentation grenade if you use everything you've stored. You can also shoot a beam with the range of half a football field capable of melting a hole in steel, but you can only maintain this for a few moments at a time.
> Your Energy Sponge and Energy Plasmoid use the same source, and either reservoir can be used for either power at no additional cost.

> How did you gain your powers to begin with?

> Inheritance: One or both of your parents was a super, and they passed their powers onto you.
> + You have a supportive family with superpowers similar to your own, and have had years to train with them.
> - Your family will require your help from time to time and until you can prove yourself to society at large, you'll forever be in your parent's shadow.

> Spontaneous: Like millions of others, your superpowers awakened suddenly, without warning.
> + You have no obligations or responsibilities whatsoever, save those you take on yourself, and to begin, nobody else knows of your abilities.
> - You've only gotten your superpowers last week and you're unfamiliar with their use. This will change over time.

> Experiment: You were kidnapped and expermineted upon without your consent and the experiments were successful.
> + You'll mutate over time, gaining additional power points much faster, and you have an intuitive grasp of your powers.
> - You can't control your mutation, you have almost no knowledge of the secret society that kidnapped you, and they'll want to tie up loose ends.

>>2757071
Spontaneous, cause inheritance and experiment don't really do it for me. It'll probably help with finding interesting ways of using our powers.

>>2757071
>> Experiment: You were kidnapped and expermineted upon without your consent and the experiments were successful.
Going for this in large part because I want to know what the hell they were trying to do that would produce that powerset.
Also, I'm a sucker for the whole 'escaped experiment gone horribly right' schtick.

>>2757071
> Experiment: You were kidnapped and expermineted upon without your consent and the experiments were successful.

>>2757071

> Spontaneous: Like millions of others, your superpowers awakened suddenly, without warning.

Less baggage, more freedom.

>>2757124
>>2757196

Come on guys, DC quest's protag is already an experiment.

>>2757220
Exactly. Thank you. Experiment just means that they have less room to develop in spontaneous and interesting ways.

>>2757242
But more power points

>>2757242
Fuck power points. Let's be free.

>>2757071
>Experiment: You were kidnapped and expermineted upon without your consent and the experiments were successful.
I just joined in, but I'd like to point out out that metahuman quest is spontaneous so it's not like we're treading new ground either way. Plus it's a cool longterm drama to deal with, adds to the story and such.

>>2757071
>> Spontaneous: Like millions of others, your superpowers awakened suddenly, without warning.

>> Spontaneous: Like millions of others, your superpowers awakened suddenly, without warning.

>>2757102
>>2757220
>>2757616
>>2757651

Like many others, your superpowers awakened spontaneously, either in a time of great turmoil or for seemingly no reason at all. This happened last week and you haven't quite gotten the hang of it. It's like learning to walk again, but with superpowers strong enough to level a cul de sac.

> With great power, comes great responsibility. How will you use your powers, and who will you be in the eyes of society?

> A Superhero: Either a genuine altruist or a seeker of fame, you wear a flashy costume, cooperate with the law, and do your best to keep collateral damage to a minimum.
> A Vigilante: Not trusting the police or "superheroes" to enforce justice, you've taken the law into your own hands and will see it be done, criminal casualties be damned.
> A Villain: Whether you're a selfish criminal, an ideological extremist, or a deranged lunatic, you're on the wrong side of the law, and opposed to society as a whole.

>>2758015
Vigilante or villain, we could probably sell our skills as a mercenary.

>>2758015
>A Villain: Whether you're a selfish criminal, an ideological extremist, or a deranged lunatic, you're on the wrong side of the law, and opposed to society as a whole.
I don't usually go villain route but I would be cool with it if went extremist route or lunatic route. Villain cape quests are rare, and the few that exist just go the same way with either just pragmatic or some kind of cringy vendetta against the world because being a teenager/20 year old sucks or whatever.

>>2758015
>A Vigilante

>>2758015
> A Villain: Whether you're a selfish criminal, an ideological extremist, or a deranged lunatic, you're on the wrong side of the law, and opposed to society as a whole.

>>2758031
support

>>2758015
>> A Villain: Whether you're a selfish criminal, an ideological extremist, or a deranged lunatic, you're on the wrong side of the law, and opposed to society as a whole.
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

>>2758031
>>2758032
>>2758034
>>2758039
>>2758047

You are a Villain, and abuse your superpowers to serve your own ends, whether they be selfish, utopian, or insane in nature matters not to the common citizen, but their thoughts don't matter to you, because you've made up your mind.

> Almost no-one turns to a life of crime out of mere boredom. What is your motivation?

> Criminal: Your bottomless greed and heinous debauchery would've never let you be at peace.
> Ideological: Society is irredeemably flawed and corrupt, it must be destroyed, so that a new, better world can rise from the ashes.
> Insane: Most wouldn't believe you, but your mind is broken and you honestly can't help yourself.

>>2758072
>Ideological: Society is irredeemably flawed and corrupt, it must be destroyed, so that a new, better world can rise from the ashes.

>>2758072
>> Ideological: Society is irredeemably flawed and corrupt, it must be destroyed, so that a new, better world can rise from the ashes.

>>2758072
> Insane: Most wouldn't believe you, but your mind is broken and you honestly can't help yourself.

>>2758072
> Criminal: Your bottomless greed and heinous debauchery would've never let you be at peace.
Let's just steal money and beat up heroes and shit. No need to kill people just taking shit for the keks

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2758072

I can't decide so I'll roll

>>2758114

> Insane: Most wouldn't believe you, but your mind is broken and you honestly can't help yourself.

>>2758072
> Ideological: Society is irredeemably flawed and corrupt, it must be destroyed, so that a new, better world can rise from the ashes.

>>2758073
>>2758081
>>2758120

Despite the accusations of your detractors, your mind is perfectly sound and you could care less about money. No, you have a cause, a single idea you're willing to fight for and if need be, die for. Long have you strived to make a difference in the face of society's willful ignorance, but until last week, you've been powerless to make a change. Now that your powers have awakened, no longer will you sit idle.

> There are more ideologies that might drive someone to Villainy than can be listed in an entire afternoon, so I'll leave it to you to choose.

> What is your ideology?
> [Write In]

You're free to choose any fringe or mainstream political, religious, or philosophical sentiment to have taken too far, but keep in mind, this is a quest, not a /pol/, /lefty/pol, or r/politics fapfic. I'm willing to write anything, but keep in if you go full /pol/, /lefty/pol, or r/politics, it will be ironic.

>>2758148
Anarcho-capitalism

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>>2758148

HEIL HYRDRA

>>2758148
fluffy tails

>>2758148
>Anarcho-capitalism

>>2758148
the ideology of not giving a fuck about society and people you dont in general

>>2758148
Definitely Anarcho-capitalism. Playing an An-cap villain sounds hilarious.

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>>2758150
>>2758160
>>2758166

You are a fanatical Anarcho-Capitalist. Taxation is theft, voluntary hierarchies built on mutual profit, i.e, corporations, are the only valid societal structure, and the invisible hand of the free market must not be chained! The government has to go, and if people can't understand that unregulated capitalism is the best system, you'll make them!

> Before we begin, what is your name? Not your street-name, your real, unironic, secret identity.

>>2758183
Christoph Geldmacher.

>>2758183
Kristoph and you have a deal
>>2758183

>>2758183
Lincoln Evilian

>>2758198
Deal.

>>2758193
supporting Kristoph Geldmacher instead

>>2758193
>>2758198
>>2758201
>>2758203

You are Kristoph Geldmacher, energetic anarcho-capitalist supervillain extraordinaire!

> But where do you find yourself on this fine Saturday evening?

> Working the night-shift at McDonald's, gaining superpowers is no excuse not to show up for work.
> Sitting at home in your apartment, indulging in your hobby after a hard day's work training your powers.
> Preparing to commit a heinous crime, by robbing one of the fiat banks indirectly responsible for inflation!

>>2758214
>Working the night-shift at McDonald's, gaining superpowers is no excuse not to show up for work.

>>2758214
> Working the night-shift at McDonald's, gaining superpowers is no excuse not to show up for work.

>>2758214
>> Working the night-shift at McDonald's, gaining superpowers is no excuse not to show up for work.
of course we work at fucking mcodonalds, of course

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>>2758222
>>2758232
>>2758233

That's right, it's 11:47 PM and you're working the fryer in a vibrant and diverse inner city McDonald's. You've been frying burgers here all-night for six long years without a single sick day or vacation, and soon you're going to get promoted to the day shift. Any day now. If you keep working, eventually the boss will notice you're a much better candidate than his nephew, after all you're a much harder worker, and that's the only factor in any gainful employment!

You've been frying eight patties to take to the front for almost fifteen minutes, and while the emptiness inside of you is aching to drain the electricity from the grill, you push the feeling to the back of your mind. The electricity in the grill is the restaruant's property, voluntarily purchased from power plant, and any attempt to take it for yourself would be a blatant violation of the Non-Aggression Principle! Still though, it'd be nice to- "GIMME DA FUCKIN' MONEY RIGH' NOW OR IMMA BUS'A CAP IN YO' ASS!"

The shouting came from the front, and activating your "ghost sense" you see five hazy green figures. One clearly belongs to Deshawn, your only co-worker, but you can't recognise the rest, and judging by their postures, they're brandishing weapons, which must mean... They're violating the NAP!

> What is your response?

> Kristoph Germacher
> HP: [10/10]
> EP: [0/100]

> Traits:
> Hardcore AnCap

> Inventory:
> McDonald's Uniform (Worn)
> Spatula (Wielded)
> $18 fiat dollars

> Superpowers:

> Matter Control:
> Collection- 2

> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control- 2
> Energy Sponge- 7
> Energy Plasmoids- 3

>>2758266

>*the power plant

Only one typo, whoo! We're off to a good start lads.

>>2758266
>Ask Deshawn for 10$ if he wants your help, this would be fair market price for you using your powers
>(lower it to 5$ if he refuses)

>>2758274
This seems reasonable.

>>2758274
>>2758282

> Roll 1d20, best of three

Best of three!?! But Arbitrator! Yeah yeah, I know. You guys wanted Gonzo, so we'll be using this for out of combat rolls.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2758296

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2758296
crit come on

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2758296

Rolled 18 (1d50)

>>2758338

> DC: 16
> PASS

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>>2758367
noice

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>>2758367

As much as it pains you to risk rabscallions rummaging through your proprietor's profits, you can't risk using your powers out in the open without compensation. You slip the spatula into your belt loop, breathe in to push your chest up, and walk out into the restaurant proper with what you hope is a confident stride. Three African American youths, and one white poser, are holding Deshawn at gunpoint and you quickly assess the situation.

The white boy and one of the youths are wielding bludgeons, an aluminum and wooden baseball bat, respectively, another youth is gripping a stainless steel machete, and most concerningly, the oldest youth has a 9mm pistol held sideways in Deshawn's face. Each of them is wearing some sort of mask and none of them is so much as skimming through the menu. Yup, this is a violation of the NAP in progress.

You call out, "DESHAWN!" The urban youths stop shouting to stare at you and Deshawn, voice trembling, speaks. "W-watcha n-need honkey?" Doing your best to ignore the bludgeons and oversized jungle knife leveled at you, you reply. "It appears to me, you're in the midst of a predicament. Fortunately for you, I am a superhuman, and am willing to use my powers to resolve the situation for a fair price." The well-armed urbanites stare at you in shock, and Deshawn takes a moment to respond. "H-how's 'bout t-ten dollars?" You stretch and nod, "That's more than enough."

The gnawing emptiness inside you yearns to be fed, and who are you to deny it? You activate your powers and wince as electricity pulses through your innards from the now flickering lights. Upon inspection, it isn't much, but unless these NAP-violating thieves are supers themselves, it should prove more than sufficient!

> Which youth do you target first?

> The one with the pistol
> The one with the aluminum bat
> The one with the wooden bat
> The one with the machete

> How do yoh attack them?

> Energy Beam [1d8 HP damage, -10 EP]
> Energy Burst [2d6 HP damage, -8 EP]
> Energy Blast [1d4 HP damage, -4 EP]
> Ghost Fire [1d6 HP damage]
> Ghost Tentacles [1d8 HP damage]

> Kristoph Germacher
> HP: [10/10]
> EP: [18/100]

> Traits:
> Hardcore AnCap

> Inventory:
> McDonald's Uniform (Worn)
> Spatula (Wielded)
> $18 fiat dollars

> Superpowers:

> Matter Control:
> Collection- 2

> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control- 2
> Energy Sponge- 7
> Energy Plasmoids- 3

>>2758414

>*at a fair price
>*how do you attack them?

>>2758414
>> The one with the pistol
> Ghost Tentacles [1d8 HP damage]

>>2758414
> Ghost Tentacles [1d8 HP damage]
I’ve seen enough...

>>2758433
>>2758442

> Roll 1d20 to focus, and 1d20 to strike!

Forgot to mention, you could also attempt to use your Collection power.

Rolled 8, 12 = 20 (2d20)

>>2758455
i'll just roll two d20s

>>2758463

> Roll 1d8 for damage!

Rolled 4 (1d8)

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>>2758463
>>2758492

The youth with the pistol is the greatest threat, and he must be the first to go. Closing your eyes, you focus on the ether, and from the spirit realm, a tentacle formed of solid soul-stuff emerges! Faster than anyone here can see, the tentacle lashes out, grips the thief by the right ankle, and rips it out from under him! He plummets to the ground and barely manages to get a single shot, which goes wide.

You estimate the ghostly tentacle will remain another four seconds, long enough to strike one of the still-standing youths that's getting ready to attack! The pistol-wielder is laying flat on his back and he's visibly injured but in a few seconds he'll be on his feet, pistol in hand! Deshawn is visibly panicking, and looks like he's about to sprint.

> Which inner city youth do you attack?

> The fleeing coward with the aluminum bat
> The one closest to you with the wooden bat
> The one closest to Deshawn with the machete
> The one with the pistol on the floor

> How do you attack them?

> Energy Beam [1d8 HP damage, -10 EP]
> Energy Burst [2d6 HP damage, -8 EP]
> Energy Blast [1d4 HP damage, -4 EP]
> Ghost Fire [1d6 HP damage]
> Ghost Tentacles [1d8 HP damage]
> Collection [1d20 to grab a weapon]

> Which inner city youth does your tentacle attack?

> The fleeing coward with the aluminum bat
> The one closest to you with the wooden bat
> The one closest to Deshawn with the machete
> The one with the pistol on the floor

> Kristoph Germacher
> HP: [10/10]
> EP: [18/100]

> Traits:
> Hardcore AnCap

> Inventory:
> McDonald's Uniform (Worn)
> Spatula (Wielded)
> $18 fiat dollars

> Superpowers:

> Matter Control:
> Collection- 2

> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control- 2
> Energy Sponge- 7
> Energy Plasmoids- 3

>>2758529
>> The one closest to Deshawn with the machete
> The one with the pistol on the floor

Rolled 5 (1d20)

> Collection [1d20 to grab a weapon] Pistol

>>2758546
>>2758551

> Roll 1d20 for Collection!
> Roll 1d8 for damage!

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2758556

Rolled 10 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>2758558

>>2758564

> 10 > 6
> Collection Success

Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>2758556

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>>2758571
>>2758605

You glare at the prone thief's pistol and channeling your inner will, tear it from his fingers! The gun flies across the room into your hand and in the same instant, the tentacle grips his skull and slams it onto the floor with a sickening crack, before dissipating into a wisp of smoke. The disarmed youth has fallen unconscious, the back of head is bleeding profusely, and everyone but you has paused to stare in horror. You take advantage of the momentary distraction to go on the offensive!

> [Choose Two Of Each]
> Who do you attack?

> The panicked coward with the aluminum bat
> The one closest to you with the wooden bat
> The one closest to Deshawn with the machete

> How do you attack them?

> Energy Beam [1d8 HP damage, -10 EP]
> Energy Burst [2d6 HP damage, -8 EP]
> Energy Blast [1d4 HP damage, -4 EP]
> Ghost Fire [1d6 HP damage]
> Ghost Tentacles [1d8 HP damage]
> Collection [1d20 to grab a weapon]
> 9mm Pistol [1d4 HP damage]

> Kristoph Germacher
> HP: [10/10]
> EP: [18/100]

> Traits:
> Hardcore AnCap

> Inventory:
> McDonald's Uniform (Worn)
> Spatula (Wielded)
> $18 fiat dollars

> Superpowers:

> Matter Control:
> Collection- 2

> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control- 2
> Energy Sponge- 7
> Energy Plasmoids- 3

>>2758672
> 9mm Pistol [1d4 HP damage]

>>2758672
>> The one closest to you with the wooden bat
> Ghost Fire [1d6 HP damage]

>>2758672
>The one closest to Deshawn with the machete
>Ghost Fire [1d6 HP damage]

>>2758718
>>2758727

+1

>>2758718
>>2758727

> Roll 2d20 to hit, and 2d6 for damage!

Rolled 2, 12 = 14 (2d20)

>>2758761

Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d6)

>>2758761

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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2758772
>>2758775

With a snap of your finger, vivid blue flame envelops your free hand and in a supreme effort of will, it submits to your demands and flies to scorch the wooden baseball bat-wielder, only to miss by three feet and set the fleeing thief's back on fire! He falls to the floor, rolling back and forth in an instinctive effort to put out the flames but little does he know, ghostfire burns the soul not the flesh. Such is the cost of breaking the NAP.

With a second snap and toss, ghostfire flings toward the one threatening Deshawn with the machete, wrapping around his wrist and burning it to ashes before he can blink! As he falls to his knees and screams, the last intact thief curses and bull-rushes you with his modern club!

> Roll 1d20 for Initiative!

> Kristoph Germacher
> HP: [10/10]
> EP: [18/100]

> Traits:
> Hardcore AnCap

> Inventory:
> McDonald's Uniform (Worn)
> Spatula (Wielded)
> $18 fiat dollars

> Superpowers:

> Matter Control:
> Collection- 2

> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control- 2
> Energy Sponge- 7
> Energy Plasmoids- 3

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2758815

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2758829

> Roll 1d20 to dodge!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2758836

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>2758863

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>>2758871

> -6 HP!
> HP: [4/10]

> yfw

> You've been hit, how do you retaliate?

>>2758899

> Energy Burst [2d6 HP damage, -8 EP]

>>2758990

> Roll 2d20 to hit, and 2d6 for damage!

Rolled 19, 13 = 32 (2d20)

>>2758998

> tfw self-bumping

Rolled 15, 7 = 22 (2d20)

>>2758899
> Energy Burst

Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d6)

indeed

>>2759080
>>2759273

You know, I've been thinking. 10 HP would be fine if were running a gritty, realistic combat system but you specifically wanted a gonzo, comic-esque quest, and under that sort of framework, I think it's unrealistic for a thug getting a lucky hit with a baseball bat to knock out over half a Villain's health points, so for the sake of keeping thematic consistency, I'm going to double your HP to represent the plot armor named comic book characters tend to have.

And another thing, you think I've been too over-the-top writing the combat scenes? Memeballs aside, you are a Villain and will tend to default to lethal attacks, but is the quasi-realistic brutality tonally off-putting? Do you think I should ease up, or keep it as it is? Basically, where should I be on the Punisher vs Spider-Man scale? Let me know what you think of the qiest so far, so I can improve.

>>2759322

Maybe have hp heal after each encounter?
Or have more HP whatever.

Siding with closer to spider-man but honestly I don't have a huge preference.

Hopefully this picks up a little, if only because I wanted to do something similar. But honestly I probably will never start writing it.

>>2759322
>>2759360
same for me

>>2759360
>>2759362

Good to know, back to the quest!

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>>2759080
>>2759269
>>2759273

He closes in and swings his bat in the blink of an eye. You're completely exposed as it arcs full-force into your midsection, knocking the air from your lungs and the spit from your mouth. The thief's victory is short-lived and he rears back to strike again, a second swing never comes. Scalding steam drifts from your hand, and while no blood drains from the urban youth, his vomit tells it all. You step to the side, tripping him as he tumbles forward, and cracks his head on the floor.

Three perfectly cylindrical holes have burned through his back, the result of your energy burst, no doubt, and as you stare, you realize that he's stone dead. For a moment your stomach drops to the floor, then you wince at the sudden pain from your stomach, shrug, and carry on. He violated the NAP, thus, you are absolved of any wrongdoing. You turn to see Deshawn is cowering in the corner with a kitchen knife, "ST-STAY DA FUCK OVER DERE HONKEY! I DON' WANT SHIT TO DO WIT' ANY SUPERS, TAKE WHATCHU WAN' OUTTA DA REGISTER N' GO! JUS-JUS' DON' KILL ME MAN, DON' KILL ME!"

Hmm. You agreed upon exactly ten dollars, and while it would be more profitable to take the full contents of the register, this is your boss's property and as a loyal employee, you *did* voluntarily agree to respect his authority. Then again, Deshawn agreed to pay you, everything in the register is your boss's property, and by extension, McDonald's property, ergo, by taking the agreed upon amount from the register without his consent, you'd be violating the NAP.

> What should you do?

> Demand Deshawn give you $10 of fiat currency, out of his wallet, as mutually agreed upon by verbal contract.
> Take $10 of fiat currency from the register, in the boss's absence, Deshawn is your senior, and thus, technically in charge of the night-shift.
> Violate the NAP and steal the entirety of the register's contents. By preventing a violent theft, you've saved the company more money than they'd lose from your theft.

> [1/2]

>>2759452

An agonized moan draws your attention back to the situation at hand. Two of the four NAP-violaters are still alive, if grievously injured, and you're not sure if you're comfortable letting them go. But it could also argued that they're no threat, and can be released with a clear conscience.

> What should you do?

> Execute them both via aluminum baseball bat to the base of the skull. Wasting bullets would be an inefficient waste of funds, and violation of the NAP is a crime worthy of death.
> Execute them both via 9mm shot to the temple. Wasting bullets may be an inefficient waste of funds and violation of the NAP may be a crime worthy of death, but you're not a monster.
> Execute one via 9mm shot to the temple, then let the other live. He may have violated the NAP, but rumors will spread, preventing the establishment from being robbed again in the future.
> Release them both. They may have violated the NAP, but they killed no-one, and it could be argued that with their disfiguring injuries, they've paid their debt to McDonald's.

> Kristoph Germacher
> HP: [16/20]
> EP: [10/100]

> Traits:
> Hardcore AnCap

> Inventory:
> McDonald's Uniform (Worn)
> Spatula (Wielded)
> $18 fiat dollars

> Superpowers:

> Matter Control:
> Collection- 2

> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control- 2
> Energy Sponge- 7
> Energy Plasmoids- 3

> [2/2]

>>2759452

>*though he rears back to strike again
>*only Deshawn agreed to pay you
>*they've paid their debt to McDonald's in full

> Take $10 of fiat currency from the register

> Release them both.

Now how to dismantle the state and also be paid as a security service.

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>>2759486

After you've thought for a few moments, you deduce that it wouldn't be a violation of the NAP to take a reasonable reward for defusing a violent situation. Though the boss isn't present, as the senior employee, Deshawn is the next-best-thing, and if he says it's okay to take ten dollars from the register, who are you to tell him otherwise? You open the register, count out exactly ten ones, deposit them in your wallet, and sigh in capitalistic satisfaction.

And as for the injured urban youths, their severe burns and loss of a hand are more than sufficient compensation for the damages they've caused. Of course, they've attempted a violent robbery, and thus, have forfeited the possession of any valuables on their person, and as sole enforcer of the NAP on-site, you're entitled to their belongings. Five minutes later, both survivors have sprinted out the door and you're counting out a crisp, only slightly wrinkled $74 units of fiat currency, along with a partially scuffed 9mm pistol and eighteen corresponding rounds. Nice.

Wait, you almost forgot. You're still loaded with the company's energy! You go to the circuit breaker, press your finger on the center, and slowly circulate energy back into the system until there's nothing left to give. When you walk out of the kitchen and into the restaurant, Deshawn is nowhere to be seen and the glass door is hanging wide open. That's bizarre, his shift isn't finished yet and you took out the trash hours ago. You wonder where he went, maybe to double-check the trash? Eh, it's none of your business.

You glance at the wall-clock and frown. It's 12:03, which means you still have five hours and fifty-seven minutes left to go on your shift. You're really not in the mood to fill in for Deshawn, but another employee playing hookie is no reason not to slack off and it's only fair you work the agreed upon hours. Hmm... Come to think of it, there haven't been more than a handful of customers tonight, and with your impeccable record, you're sure your boss would understand if you took the rest of the night off.

> What should you do?

> Work the rest of your shift, as agreed upon, Deshawn or no Deshawn.
> Clean the floors and take the rest of the night off, you've earned it.

> Kristoph Germacher
> HP: [16/20]
> EP: [10/100]

> Traits:
> Hardcore AnCap

> Inventory:
> McDonald's Uniform (Worn)
> Spatula (Wielded)
> 9mm Pistol, (15/15)
> 3 9mm rounds
> $92 fiat dollars

> Superpowers:

> Matter Control:
> Collection- 2

> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control- 2
> Energy Sponge- 7
> Energy Plasmoids- 3

>>2759607

>*EP [0/100]

>>2759607
> Clean the floors and take the rest of the night off, you've earned it.

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>>2759613

Oh come on. Six straight years of work, six days a week without so much as a single sick day? Most CEO's would kill for an employee with a work ethic like yours, nevermind one that prevented an illegitimate search and seizure of their financial assets! But, there's a massive mess and as a responsible employee, you can't just leave it there.

Wait, you've got it! You'll clean the blood and ashes off the floor, fold the corpses and put them in the kitchen cupboard where customers can't see, then take the rest of the night off and come back first thing tomorrow night. Who knows, maybe they'll even let you make up for lost hours by working overtime! Fantasies aside, first things first.

You get the mop, bucket, and a pair of disposable latex gloves out of the closet then get to work. Fifteen minutes later, the floor is clean, both bodies are hidden for the customer's convenience, and you are in the clear to head home and sleep in at least once in your life.

The six mile bicycle ride home, you ride a bicycle because it's fuel-efficient and immune to electronic monitoring, seems easier than usual, and before you know it, you're locking it out front, entering the tenements, and locking the door to your three-room apartment.

Walking through the front door, you smile and breathe in fresh air. Home sweet home, and only $300 fiat dollars in rent a month, no questions asked!

> How is your living room decorated?

> Every last inch is covered in firearms, only a few legally owned, vast stockpiles of ammunition, and a few explosive chemicals, along with a carefully pirated bomb manufacturing manual. This arsenal is your pride and joy, and you take the 2nd Amendment very seriously. Trait Gained: Gun Nut, [+4 to firearm accuracy, +2 to firearm damage, +extensive arsenal, +explosives knowledge]
> The default furniture has been removed and replaced with a sophisticated array of workout equipment, heavy weights, and cans of protein powder. You've always your physical fitness very seriously, and you take great pains to retain your gains. Trait Gained: /fit/izen, [+10 HP, +4 to melee damage, +2 to situational charisma]
> The room is almost completely bare, save for a colossal custom desktop PC that many third world laboratories would might kill to have. The vast majority of its processing power goes toward mining crypto-currency, but you've used it to conduct a wide range of research on a wide variety of subjects. Trait Gained: Autist [+4 to computer use, +4 to hacking, +8 to obscure trivia, +god-tier PC, +small fortune in crypto-currency]

> Kristoph Germacher
> HP: [16/20]
> EP: [0/100]

> Traits:
> Hardcore AnCap

> Inventory:
> McDonald's Uniform (Worn)
> Spatula (Wielded)
> 9mm Pistol, (15/15)
> 3 9mm rounds
> $92 fiat dollars

> Superpowers:

> Matter Control:
> Collection- 2

> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control- 2
> Energy Sponge- 7
> Energy Plasmoids- 3

>>2759669

>*would, not might

> The room is almost completely bare, save for a colossal custom desktop PC that many third world laboratories would might kill to have. The vast majority of its processing power goes toward mining crypto-currency, but you've used it to conduct a wide range of research on a wide variety of subjects. Trait Gained: Autist [+4 to computer use, +4 to hacking, +8 to obscure trivia, +god-tier PC, +small fortune in crypto-currency]

>>2759669

> The default furniture has been removed and replaced with a sophisticated array of workout equipment, heavy weights, and cans of protein powder. You've always your physical fitness very seriously, and you take great pains to retain your gains. Trait Gained: /fit/izen, [+10 HP, +4 to melee damage, +2 to situational charisma]

Let's be super-chad.

>>2759669
>The room is almost completely bare, save for a colossal custom desktop PC that many third world laboratories would might kill to have. The vast majority of its processing power goes toward mining crypto-currency, but you've used it to conduct a wide range of research on a wide variety of subjects. Trait Gained: Autist [+4 to computer use, +4 to hacking, +8 to obscure trivia, +god-tier PC, +small fortune in crypto-currency]

>>2759669
I'm definitely gonna have to go with being an autist. It fits the capitalist ideology so much.

> The room is almost completely bare, save for a colossal custom desktop PC that many third world laboratories would kill to have. The vast majority of its processing power goes toward mining crypto-currency, but you've used it to conduct a wide range of research on a wide variety of subjects. Trait Gained: Autist [+4 to computer use, +4 to hacking, +8 to obscure trivia, +god-tier PC, +small fortune in crypto-currency]

>>2759669]
> The room is almost completely bare, save for a colossal custom desktop PC that many third world laboratories would might kill to have. The vast majority of its processing power goes toward mining crypto-currency, but you've used it to conduct a wide range of research on a wide variety of subjects. Trait Gained: Autist [+4 to computer use, +4 to hacking, +8 to obscure trivia, +god-tier PC, +small fortune in crypto-currency]

The only reason we work a job is because the idea of being unemployed terrifies us. And we aren't actually smart enough to figure out investment so we still live like an autist, working at McDonalds.

>>2759669
I want to become the ancap bomber, because it seems like most of our powers are kinda meant for that
>Every inch covered in guns
Plus it fits with our Paranoid, revolutionary status

>>2759680
>>2759850
>>2759855
>>2759889
>>2759939

> Roll three 1d100's to see how much crypto-currency we're dealing with.

Rolled 66, 98, 49 = 213 (3d100)

>>2760157
Let's go with Petro cryptocurrency

Rolled 16, 31, 2 = 49 (3d100)

>>2760157
inb4 100

Rolled 34, 43, 74 = 151 (3d100)

>>2760157

Rolled 60, 84, 69 = 213 (3d100)

>>2760157

>>2760161
>>2760162
>>2760166

> 66+16+34
> +$116,000 in crypto-currency

>>2760169
>16
>34
uh dude...

>>2760171

When I ask for multiple rolls and anons individually roll multiple dice, I take the first roll of each post.

>>2760175
Can you word it like differently? Since it sounds like roll 3d100,
Sounds better to roll 1d100 best of three

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>>2760175
sorry man I'm a fucking idiot
keep up the good work!

>>2760177

If I'm asking for a single 3d100, I mean a single anon rolling 3d100, but if I'm asking for three 1d100, I mean three anons rolling 1d100. Generally I prefer to ask for however many 1d20/1d100 instead of one 3d20/3d100, so several anons can contribute to the end result. You each rolled 3d100, so I took the first roll of each post. I'm sorry if I've been unclear.

>>2760179

You're in good company, if we weren't both fucking idiots we wouldn't be shitposting on Thursday morning.

>>2760182
OOF, I don't need it explained OP.

Here is a idea
>Roll 1d100, first three are counted
Works for what you want. Getting three rolls of 1d100.

>>2760187
That’s how most quests do it.

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>>2759680
>>2759850
>>2759855
>>2759889
>>2759939

Once you've taken the five minutes it takes to lock each dead-bolt you've installed on the door, you look the center of the room like a cat lady lusting after Fabio. There, along with nine high-end processors, sits your pride and joy, an immense custom-built PC with 4.3 Terabytes of data space, a top-of-the-line modem, and no less than fourteen examples of the best encrypting software the internet has to offer. It's beautiful and the sight of it might drive a lesser man to tears, but you've long since grown used to the sight.

Not bothering to remove your uniform, you practically sprint over to the PC, collapse onto the swivel chair, and ever so gently apply the tip of your finger to the power button. Moments later, it activates, revealing a spastic wall of static. Ten minutes of entering passwords later, the static clears to reveal a series of icons. You mouse over the TempleOS, TrueCrypt, 0.8 Terabyte game library and come to rest on the Epic browser icon. It's not as anonymous as you'd like, but you haven't come across any less obvious honeypots, so it is what it is. You begin browsing, and minutes later, you verified that each and every one of the $116,000 fiat dollar's worth of crypto-coin you own, under several false identities, is wholly untouched, and that your PC's mining has gained $400 fiat dollar's worth tonight alone, handling this month's rent with $100 to spare.

If you wished to, you could quit your job at McDonald's and live the middle-class lifestyle indefinitely but the thought of willfull unemployment disgusts you. First you quit your job, then you're drawing welfare off of the tax payer's stolen tax money! You've always taken great pains to avoid paying taxes and the IRS has yet to come knocking, but if they ever do... Nevermind that. You're at home, and it's your night off.

> How do you want to spend it?

> Kristoph Germacher
> HP: [16/20]
> EP: [0/100]

> Traits:
> Hardcore AnCap
> Autist

> Inventory:
> McDonald's Uniform (Worn)
> Spatula (Wielded)
> 9mm Pistol, (15/15)
> 3 9mm rounds
> $92 fiat dollars

> Superpowers:

> Matter Control:
> Collection- 2

> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control- 2
> Energy Sponge- 7
> Energy Plasmoids- 3

>>2760197
try googling villains/heroes that are in our town/city

>>2760200
This, we need to know if any of the other supers are violating the NAP

Agreed

>>2760200
>>2760202
>>2760218

> Roll 1d20+4, best of three

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2760220

Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2760220

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2760220

>>2760225

Impressive. Give me half an hour or so to generate a few capes.

>>2760235

Kek, I just generated an absolute joke of a character. Look at this powerset, no bs, I actually rolled two ones on the 2d6+2. They have the power to walk on water, and walk on air, and that's it.

> Water Walking- 3
> Skywalk- 3

>>2760240
Wouldn't it be great if they were tier 20 powers lol

Be a threat to mankind because of your ability to walk on water

>>2760240
And his name is... John Walker

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>>2760240
I mean the abilty to walk on air isn't useless per say, can he run/sprint while doing it? can he go up and down? The water one though is pretty shit

>>2760246
>>2760249
>>2760252
>>2760253

Meanwhile, Mirror Man here has the power to reflect attacks on him, nullify energy within a thirty foot radius, and levitate two feet in the air.

> Null-Field- 3
> Reflection- 6
> Levitation- 1

And then, this one's so bizzarre I'm handwaving his abilities as an inherent part of his alien physiology. Note, I've bumped him a few extra power points, nothing too special.

> Hyper-Charge- 6
> Immovability- 6
> Regeneration- 4
> Natural Weaponry- 3
> Digestive Adaption- 1
> Suspended Animation- 1
> Water Freedom- 2
> Retarded Aging- 2

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>>2760264
>> Retarded Aging- 2
the fuck

>>2760268

Retarded in the sense of retarding something's progress. They aren't immortal, but their body doesn't deteriorate with age.

Are they hero's or villains?

>>2760274

I'm rolling 1d10, and assigning roles as follows.

> 1-4: Hero
> 5-9: Villain
> 10: Vigilante

So far, there's eight Villains, six Heroes, and two Vigilantes, one terrifying, the other, not so much. From what I've gotten so far, I can tell you, you're a small fish in a big ocean. For example, one Villain lucked out with Hyper-Agility AND Invulnerability, both at Tier 6.

>>2760281

Okay, I'm ready to update.

>>2760281
Physical invulnerability?

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>>2760281
>one Villain lucked out with Hyper-Agility AND Invulnerability
fuck me something tells me the power levels in this are gonna be a bit high
don't worry though, we'll only fight people if they violate the NAP

>>2760286
did we find any active nap violations going on ?

Apologies for the slow update, coming up with quality capeshit names on the fly is difficult.

>>2760287

Yes.

>>2760288

Also yes.

>>2760303

That depends.

>>2760309
You could use a super hero/villain generator

Alright, got it.

>>2760314

I have been, but most of the results are lackluster.

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>>2760200
>>2760202
>>2760218

Most plebieans can't understand that Anarcho-Capitalism is the best conceivable system, and in your valiant efforts to tear down the central banking system and uphold the NAP, they'll no doubt label you a Villain. They'll do everything they can to stop your noble crusade, but the Invisible Hand of the Free Market, and copious amounts of overwhelming force, will see you through! All the same, you'd better get a handle on the competition.

Using eight separate IP's through nine search engines, you spend close to five hours browsing the Internet, researching the supers in your city. The results are slightly surprising, apparently twelve sanctioned Superheroes, eighteen Supervillains, and two violent Vigilantes are active in this part of the state, not counting top-secret Federal agents or the hundreds of low power petty criminals and beat-cops. You figure you have enough time to research four individuals in particular before your scheduled bedtime.

> Who do you want to research in more depth?

> Heroes

> Paragon
> Two-Step
> John Walker
> DJ Fly Flame
> Mr. Minty Fresh
> Vacant
> The Saint
> Cannonball
> Aquarius
> Light Switch
> Chrome Dome
> Street Surfer

> Villains

> Mirror-Man
> King Hand Five
> Wrong-Think
> Mirage
> Labyrinth
> Jade God
> Blitzkrieg
> Prime Prole
> Slo-Mo Static
> Meathead
> Hands-Off
> Thicket
> Midas Prince
> Dr. Gas-Bag
> Kommando
> Walking WMD
> Crystal Grace
> Enigma

> Vigilantes

> Mongrel
> Thanatos

> Kristoph Germacher
> HP: [16/20]
> EP: [0/100]

> Traits:
> Hardcore AnCap
> Autist

> Inventory:
> McDonald's Uniform (Worn)
> Spatula (Wielded)
> 9mm Pistol, (15/15)
> 3 9mm rounds
> $92 fiat dollars

> Superpowers:

> Matter Control:
> Collection- 2

> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control- 2
> Energy Sponge- 7
> Energy Plasmoids- 3

>>2760324

>*The Invisible Hand of the Free Market is inevitable!

>>2760324
mongrel
thanatos
blitzkrieg
wrong-think
mongrel

>>2760324
Time to form the League of Villains

> Villains
> Blitzkrieg
Sounds like a Nazi, Anarcho-Capitalism greatest ally

And basically this
>>2760335
You give put mongrel in twice but that's still 4 names

>>2760324
Two villians and two heroes won't hurt right? There might be a powerful Ancap that believes in the same as we do!

Heroes.
>The Saint
>Chrome Dome

Villians.
>Midas Prince
>Crystal Grace

>>2760338
We need a telekinetic so we can call them "The Invisible Hand of the Free Market."

>>2760335
support

>>2760338
I’ll support this.

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>>2760335
>>2760338
>>2760342
>>2760335

After you've had a minute to think on it, you decide to do some more in-depth research on Mongrel, Blitzkrieg, Thanatos, and Wrong-Think. Of the four, Blitzkrieg is the most well-known and you manage to find an extensive article dedicated to him and his powers, on www.superlist.com. No information on any secret identity though.

> Blitzkrieg, [Identity Unknown]
> Energy Control:
> Friction Manipulation- 8
> Gravity Manipulation- 2
> Physical Enhancement:
> Hyper-Reflexes- 4

He's an estimated three times quicker to react than the average human, possesses a weak form of gravity manipulation allowing him to walk on walls, and can manipulate friction to increase his own speed and durability manyfold, but he can only enhance either his speed or his durability, because his enhanced speed requires motion, whereas his enhanced durability requires a lack of motion. Little is known about him other than his white supremacist leanings, proclivity for razor-tipped steel knuckles, and his tendency to target minority-owned businesses.

Mongrel is a bit more difficult to research, but eventually you manage to find a furry porn website called www.dogwatch.com, dedicated stalking canine supers and archiving information of them and their whereabouts. Once you've sifted through the depraved fan-art, you manage to find a list of his known powers and a segment on his methods.

> Mongrel, [Identity Unknown]
> Physical Enhancement:
> Abnormal Physiology- 3
> Bodily Tension- 2
> Self-Alteration:
> Growth- 2

When you see an unshopped photo, you do a double-take. You'd assumed the animalistic fan-art was typical furry smut, but no, he really does look like a damned eight-foot tall werewolf. You don't believe it until you see a webm of a masked man in thrift store clothes straight-up transforming into an inhuman beast and violently dismembering a junkie trying to rob a gas station. He doesn't seem to have any supernatural powers beyond what an eight foot tall berserk wolfman would, but still, if he didn't limit himself to criminals, they'd classify him as a serial killer! Whew lad.

Apparently, he eats criminals on the scene of the crime and leaves the viscera behind for the police. No investigators have managed to match his hybrid DNA with any known humans, and he's too small-scale for anyone to bother dropping a million to find him.

> [1/2]

>>2760439

Thanatos has his own unofficial fansite at, www.ashwalker.com that seems to be maintained by a handful of edge-lords. Normally you'd ignore a source like this, but their citations are air-right

> Thanatos, [Identity Unknown]
> Matter Control:
> Disruption- 12

Thanatos only has one superpower, but you have to admit, it's pretty terrifying. He can destabilize molecular bonds to render complex substances down to their base elements, which is in most cases, some form of dust, his use of the power is not limited to inorganic matter, and tje relative hardness of a substance has almost no effect on the speed it's dissolved. In effect, he can instantaneously turn a human being into ashes with the touch of his hand, armor be damned.

Additionally, he can make holes in walls or streets to evade and ambush his pursuers, and he's able to extend the effect to an aura within five feet of himself, making it nigh impossible to kill him with gunfire and suicidal to engage in melee combat. On top of that, he's visibly muscular, has been recorded performing several martial arts with a degree of competence, and carries several illegal firearms and explosives. The closest thing he has to a costume is a 50's era hockey mask, head to toe motorcycle leather, and a tendency to spray paint his call-sign on walls. Unlike most superheroes and vigilantes, he pre-emptively attacks criminal gangs and supervillains, and dissolves the evidence after the fact.

Wrong-Think has an article on www.superlist.com linked to Blitzkrieg's, but his is tiny in comparison, with almost no information on his abilities. He keeps a low-profile, you approve. There's not so much of a clear photo of him in costume, and there's some speculation that he doesn't wear one.

> Wrong-Think, [Identity Unknown]
> Mental Enhancements:
> Hyper-Intelligence- 6-8?
> ???Technopathy???
> ???Telepathy???

He's barely a blip on the radar, and the only reason he's even known is for internet vandalism, hacking a string of Jewish bank accounts and donating their funds to anti-immigration groups, and allegedly manufacturing a 600 pound bomb that was to be detonated in a crowded mosque on Ramadan before Paragon and three out-of-state supers foiled his plan. He's been at large for years, but they don't have enough information on him to put together a wanted poster.

You have only half an hour before bedtime, enough time to check the local news feeds.

> Roll 1d20+4, best of three

> Kristoph Germacher
> HP: [16/20]
> EP: [0/100]

> Traits:
> Hardcore AnCap
> Autist

> Inventory:
> McDonald's Uniform (Worn)
> Spatula (Wielded)
> 9mm Pistol, (15/15)
> 3 9mm rounds
> $92 fiat dollars

> Superpowers:

> Matter Control:
> Collection- 2

> Energy Control:
> Ectoplasm Control- 2
> Energy Sponge- 7
> Energy Plasmoids- 3

[2/2]

>>2760439

>*dedicated to stalking

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2760440
Wrong Think and Blitzkrieg could be our best friends
News search

>>2760440

>*the speed it's dissolved

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2760440
we should try to buy some more ammo and mire weapons in general

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2760440

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>>2760440
question, is the Thanatos guy inspired by another dead vigilante quest? I remember he could turn stuff into dust and he was called Thanatos as well before it died

Also guys can we agree that Mongrel is violating all the NAPs just by existing?