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Mom “Honey, where should we go?

You thought hard on the question, but your damn beard was being so itchy, that’s when it hits you. You could go shave and cut your hair while at it, since there are people out to get you after you killed their amigos. Mommy is going to have to buy all the things

Manfried “To the nearest gas station.”
Driver “You got it.” He said and started the drive over. While mother talks with you on the way over.
Mom “Why are we going to the gas station honey?”
Manfried “I just need to get things like razors and some shaving cream. MAybe even scissors to cut my long hair, can you do that for me mom.” You said and lean in close to whisper in her ear.
Manfried“You’ll have to buy them, I could get hurt if friends of the people, I killed come looking for me. Will you do it?
Mom “Of course honey, I’ll do that. But why would anyone on Earth try to hurt the Downey’s hero?”
The rest of the ride goes by without much incident the uber parked and mom was out the car after you handed her a $20 dollar bill for the supplies. A bit more than needed, but just making sure while you wait for her for about 10 mins. She comes back carrying two bags of stuff, much more than the 3 items you asked for.
Manfried “Mom what’s all this?” You ask as you see the two cases of beer she bought along with the cheapest razor, cream, and scissors you could get.
Mom “It’s my little pick me up, they were on special.” Mommy said before opening one for herself.
You just bury your hands in your hair.
Manfried “To the nearest motel.”

The last leg of the trip ended at a Motel 6. You hand your mother a $100 dollar bill to pay for the room as you wait. When she wave you over, you pay the uber driver totaling up to $11 for the whole trip.
Tip the driver?
>Yes (How much)
>No
>Other Write/in

Current cash
$244

>>2924954
>>Yes (How much)
5 bucks

>>2924957
Sure why not, supporting.

>>2924957
This

Are we all regulars or some new Anons joining us?

>>2924957
+1

>>2924957
+

>>2924957

This

>>2924957
Supportin

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>>2924957
>>2924970
>>2924972
>>2924999
>>2925003
>>2925079
After paying the good man a 50% tip, he say something in Arabic and you hear him say Allah Akbar as he drives away off in the distance. He was a polite driver, now thinking about it why didn’t he say something about the alcohol in his car? Must of been the big tip. You pick up the two cases of beer you head up to your room. Inside it’s decently clean, two queen size beds with sheets all tucked in ready to be slept in. You place the beer down next to the door and lay down the bed. You connect your phone to charge and put it on the nightstand. Then just relax letting your head fall into the pillow where you fell asleep to the sound of the shower running.

Waking up you unhook your phone, seeing the time display 7, as the anime girl wallpaper of a maid cleans the screen. You open up to the internet to find out the lastest news stories around the world.
Trouble in the Caribbeans, as the Cayman Islands is rocked by a tsunamis killing at least a thousand, and islands around it were also affect. Resource aid was sent to Jamaica with them receiving the bunk of the aid, while being the least affected by it. They promise to keep the beaches open while citizens of Cayman Islands pick up the pieces after thousands lose their homes.

Latin woes and successes, Ecuador is getting tourists coming in after they build a airport. Suriname strengthen the bond between both the French and British territories at their borders. Bolivia is suffering from sinister forces as the cartels form together under the leadership of Oscar Mastache. They running drug, arm trade bribing the officials to look the other way.

Asia strengthen against Isis. Isis is currently being invaded by Syrian government forces helped by the Russian government. The EU condemns these actions, as Russia is helping the dictator of the Middle East. Macau is getting more trade through it’s port and some counties you don’t remember the names of just build schools or other shit.

What does surprise you is news coming from Antarctic, maybe they find the Nazi hidden base or the Thing is coming. No wait, it’s just some lame discovers of animals of Antarctic and some cut footage of them. You close the browser and start up 4chan going through the boards and clicked on /pol/ but the only thing that happens is you’re redirected back to the homepage, no matter if you go through it with your app on your phone or through it on your phone browser.

You sit down and let the information sink in, what happened to /pol/ was it raided, was it all a honeypot just to catch anons? You look over and see mommy sleeping the shaving supplies sitting on the nightstand. The sun is out, as light comes through the closed curtains.

>Knowledge of the world learned

8/18/18 (Saturday 7:30AM)
What now?
>Eat Breakfast?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

Current cash
$244

>>2925108
>>Something else
>Shave
Then
>Eat breakfast
Followed by
>Review

>>2925108

Let's check [8]chan /pol/.

>>2925108
>4/pol/ being raided
I mean we could always check out Infinity
Also get the snip snip.

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>>2925108
>Shower
>Shave beard
>Shave off sides of head. Cut hair until it something like this
>Leave note for mommy
>Go to gun store get our permit
>Buy gun

>>2925111
This

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>>2925111
>>2925114
>>2925115
>>2925118
>>2925141
Alright. we're going to Shave, eat breakfast and review the other board

Roll me 2d100 (Best out of 3)
First roll is Willpower -5
Second Roll is Wisdom -10

Rolled 53, 62 = 115 (2d100)

>>2925156
High rolls only boi

Rolled 53, 71 = 124 (2d100)

Rolled 50, 66 = 116 (2d100)

>>2925156

Rolled 51, 29 = 80 (2d100)

>>2925156

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>>2925160
>>2925161
>>2925163
>53 Dubs
>50 Special Event

You hope right into the bathroom, seeing yourself in front of a mirror and really looked at yourself. You can see the fat melting away, but that beard you're sporting is more neck beard than anything else. You aimed to change that, you hop into the shower turned that shit on and quickly washed yourself from all the dirt and sweat you had and reflected on your time in prison. After that quick shower you jumped out and started to shave getting a good helping of that cream on your face. It's been forever since you shaved but you're memories of your father came flooding back.

Dad "Now there are two schools of shaving, with the grain and against the grain." He said and doing both as you watched in awe.
Dad "Just never do side to side." Was all he said before you tired that for yourself.
Manfred "I'm shaving!" You say as you shaved side to side.
AAAAH
Dad "Manfred! I fucking told you!"
Manfred "AAAAAAAHHHHHH"
sound of belt being taking off

Good times, you start shaving after remembering what your dad told you. By the end of it, you were clean shaven. You even comb your hair a bit as it doesn't look like you just woke up from bed and got dressed. You head downstairs to the motel area and get some breakfast, that was just a Apple, Banana, Orange and a bowl of cereal with milk. You sat down and started eating even pulling up [8]chan to see the news.

/pol/ shut down due to "Criminal activity" found within the board. With the anons posting questions if the FBI, NSA, or another government organizations has something to do with it. Wither Hiroyuki Nishimura had to lock it down by force or he didn't like what was being posted? Scrolling down you see shitpost threads about does God go hand and hand with the National Socialism ideology? something that got you thinking, you were never the religious type, but you like to Deus Vult on the mudskins. Maybe you have a higher purpose in life, far from the norm of being a wage slave, maybe you were meant for something bigger. A important key of the puzzle that will affect the world.

Before you know it you're done with breakfast. You put away the dishes and go back to your room where mother is waking up.

8/18/18 (Saturday 8:30AM)
What now?
>Eat Breakfast?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

Current cash
$244

>Willpower 4 9.75/20 +1
>Wisdom 3 4.25/20 +2
>Personal Grooming 2/5 +2

>>2925224
>Have mommy cut hair
>Go to gun store
>Get gun permit
>Buy gun

>>2925224
>offer to cook mom some brekkie
>get mum to chop the mop
>Ask about the gofund campaign money
>SWOLE
>Start our shopping list of survival shit and books
>Apply for gun license fucking finally.

>>2925230
This.

>>2925225
This
But also this
>buy survival books

>>2925225
>>2925230
>>2925244
>>2925247
Alright so we're going with both of these.

What type of exercise? https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise
>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises
>Fast as fuck boi (Cardio/Dex)
>Flexibility
>Balance exercises

>Roll 2d100 (Best of 3)

Rolled 57, 17 = 74 (2d100)

>>2925256
>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise

Rolled 58, 66 = 124 (2d100)

>>2925256
>Calisthenics
Get that strength uo

Rolled 80, 13 = 93 (2d100)

>>2925256

Rolled 46, 10 = 56 (2d100)

>>2925256
Rolling fo balance exercises

Rolled 92, 35 = 127 (2d100)

Rolling for fast as fuck boi

>>2925262
>>2925263
>>2925266
>>2925274
>>2925276
Choose one exercise, Or I'll roll for it

Rolled 25, 95 = 120 (2d100)

We need to be faster than sanic

>>2925280
Fuck it. I'll with to Fast as fuck

>>2925280
fast af boi

>>2925280
We chose fucking fast as fuck boi and got the rolls.

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>>2925262
>>2925263
>>2925266
>>2925274
>>2925276
>>2925282
>>2925287
With Mommy awake you think you should cook her up a nice tasty meal. But you realized you don’t have anything to cook with or any food to prepare, it’s was a stupid idea. The next best thing you can do is get her some breakfast downstairs, which you do as your mommy gets ready upstairs. You go down and come back up and place the food on the table. You take the time to get work out doing the one thing you always wanted to do. Go fast, you head out of the motel into the parking lot, happy that it’s a slow day with a few to no cars driving around. You set up at a Parking Curbs warm up a bit jogging to the other side of the lot to the other parking curb. After doing that for a bit you start the engine and start running as fast as you can back and forth across the curbs all in an effort to increase your speed, and lose that weight.

Time passes, and you stop once your mother calls, wondering where you are. You tell her you’re in the parking lot and not to worry. While you’re talking you ask her, if it’s possible to get the gofundme money. She answer yes, but doesn’t want to as the campaign still has 2 more weeks to go, and the current amount of 25,000 dollars can go further up. When she say that number you were blew away that random people around the world would donate money to you, a Neet with a gun. You say goodbye and go up to the motel room brainstorming about the survival books you would need and other survival shit.

What going to be on your list?
>Write-in

Also about the gofundme
>Cash out now?
>Wait until the campaign over?
>Help campaign? (How?)
>Other write in

>Willpower 4 10.75/20 +1
>Dexterity: 3 1.5/10 +1
>Track 1 2.5/10 +1

>>2925326
Books:
-Hunting and butchering
-Eatable plants
-Mushroom identification book
-Woodworking basics
-Public speaking
-Web dev
-Other/Specific ones?
Tools:
-Hunting Rifle+Ammunition
-Hunting knife
-Screws
-Nails
-Screwdriver/Power drill
-Hammer
-Saw (Big one and small(Japanese) one)
-Ax
-Rope
-First aide kit
Food:
-Beans

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>>2925326
>25,000 dollars
>LET IT RIDE BABY
>Help campaign? (How?)
FIRST thank everyone for their help and then talk about how our house burnt down and that the place we worked at was torched as well and that were currently staying in a motel and moving cross country with our mother.

>>2925343
This.

>>2925326
Blow all the money on studying the occult, and get Isekai'd with mommy.

>>2925335
>>2925343
Both of these

>>2925335
>>2925343
>>2925353
Going with that list and that thank you note. But here are more options for you.

>survival shit and books
>Go buy that stuff now
>Later

>gofundme
>Just the thank you note
>Add some pictures of you and mother
>Make a video thanking the people
>Other write in

Also

>Roll me 1d100 -5 (Best of 3) Mom is helping so it went up from -10 to -5

Rolled 36 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2925374
>gofundme
>Just the thank you note

Rolled 85 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2925374
>Later
>Video for more money

Rolled 54 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2925374
>survival shit and books
>Later
We only have $244
>gofundme
>Just the thank you note

FUCK we should have done the go fund me shit first then get the haircut.

>Do we still want to go hiding in woods route with a floating 25k+? Could NEET do better?

>>2925386
This

>>2925383
pls no vid, our new look will get outed

>>2925382
>>2925374
also
>Go buy that stuff now

>>2925401
Agree. We should buy that stuff now. We should have gotten our Neetbux

>>2925399
Agreed

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>>2925382
>>2925383
>>2925386
>>2925389
>>2925398
The list of course isn’t complete by any means, but with it stored in your phone you can at least look these things out when you have to. With the gofundme money you decide some help is in order to get some more money out of these generous people. You talk with your mother about your ideas as she has the login info, and she accepts with them. You start thinking if you should post pictures, just a note, or go full Jew and do a video. In the end you choose to go with the note, since you don’t want everyone to know who you ready are. Typing up a good update with your mom looking over your shoulder you click accept and send that off into the internet. Just a few minutes past and you’re flooded with more money.

Getting at least one more $1,000 from people sending their prayers and offers. With that done, you go about searching a good shop that near you. Your Mother is going to stay put and drink the rest the rest of the beer while you go walking to where the place is. On the GPS it’s just labeled as gunshop and it’s 3 miles away and walking will take 1 hours. You could always take a Uber or bus. That does remind you to check your bank account and you see that big brother gave you your $1,000 bucks in your account. So you could buy some survival stuff after all, but for now you got a gun permit to get.

What do you do?
>Take a Uber? (10 mins $7 + tip)
>Take the bus? (50 mins $2)
>Walk(1 Hour)
>Other Write/in

Current cash
$244
Bank
$1,000
Bank Knowledge unlocked due to anon asking

>>2925462
>>Walk(1 Hour)
and chat with mom about our dreams and future together

>>2925462
>Walk(1 Hour)

>>2925462
>Walk
But really Anons how are we going to stretch $1,244 until the deadline of GoFundMe? If it's 100 bucks a night we only got 12 days

>>2925466
>>2925470
>>2925491
Alright

2d100 (Best of 3)
First is Willpower -5
Second is Endurance -10

>>2925491
I forgot to say it's really $90 bucks a night. But mom keep the rest.

Rolled 82, 88 = 170 (2d100)

>>2925495

Rolled 38, 72 = 110 (2d100)

>>2925495

Rolled 90, 50 = 140 (2d100)

>>2925495

>>2925499
>88
Heil Hilter crit

>>2925495
Dangit mom.

>>2925491
There are some cheap as motels and rbnbs, so maybe we should research a new hideout after we get back from the gunshop. Should be possible to get that nightly cost down to 40$ at least. While we wait for the money, we should already pick out all the individual items we want, so that we then can buy them in one big swoop and of course work out. We should also research the cabin and maybe even visit there, if it isn't to far away. The majority of the money should go to bossman and mum, so that they can rebuild their lives, we grab enough for the supplies and maybe 5K as backup.
>>2925506
Yeah, we need to get away from her.

>>2925531
We need to go in da woods.

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>>2925499
>>2925500
>>2925503
>>2925506
>>2925531
>>2925499
>>2925500
>>2925503
You walk following your GPS along the way. It was a pleasure Saturday morning, the first real day of your freedom. You dress and look vastly different since last week, that you’re sure noone will know who you are unless they figure out your name and connect it to the Downey’s Hero. The Hour is spent on the walk, it’s peaceful and relaxing just to take in the city view of cars passing, people walking.

The whole hour goes by without anything going wrong, you see the building as you round the corner. With a sign that reads “The Gun Shop” Under that is say it gives security guard training, with another sign on the left saying it has a range. You go inside the store and are greeted with people looking at the wares within the store. You step up to the cash register where a young man is working. He seems friendly enough.

Employee “Hello Sir, how may I help you?”
Manfred “I need to get my gun permit.”
Employee “Gun permit sir?” He said and rises a eyebrow.
Employee “You must mean the Firearm Safety Certificate Test. For a small fee of $25 dollars. You take take the test twice within here. If you happened to fail the first time. Would you like to take the test sir.”
Employee “If you need to brush up on some things, I can provide you the FCS Study Guide before the test. You just need to pass with 75%.”

What do? (Of course you take the test you pay $25)
>Real men don’t study (Take Test Hard difficulty)
>Let me brush up (Take a hour to study Medium difficulty)
>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)
>Other Write/in

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>>2925520

> stealing children's toys
> an unshaven beard
> digit worshipping

You monster

>>2925552
>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)
Dont be a fucking idiot.

>>2925552

>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)

No reason not to.

>>2925552
>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)
Why wouldn't we. We have plenty of time and gun safety is important

>>2925552
>>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)

>>2925552
>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)

>>2925553
>Let me read it cover to cover (Take 2 hours to study Easy Difficulty)

>>2925558
>>2925559
>>2925563
>>2925565
>>2925567
>>2925568

Give that dices

>Roll 1d100 (Best of 3)

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2925571

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2925571

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>2925571

>>2925573
Damn, hope we dont fail because of our -10 to int rolls.

>>2925578
Since we do it the easy way, a 66 should still easily pass.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2925571

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>>2925520
how much good boy point for making mom breakfast ? also I thought mom was the one going to cut our hair, you know... for bonding

>>2925572
>>2925573
>>2925575
>>2925578
>>2925579
>>2925588
Manfred “I’m going to need that study guide. And here you go.”
You say and hand him the $25 dollars, and he hands you a paperback copy of the study guide.

You get the FCS study guide sit down in a open seat and start reading. People come in and out buying guns, getting the guns they paid for, or just placing them to be in order. Even some just coming in here for the ammo, for all kinds the common ones, the uncommon ones.

Inside the FCS study guide it’s a wealth of information for a novice like yourself, showing how to handle both revolvers and semi action pistols, how to clean them, the caliber the gun has, has to match up with the caliber of the round. How to properly store a firearm away from a child, the need to keep your gun inoperable when not in use. So either in a safety device, or gun safe because if it’s outside a safe or without a safety device you’re technically commiting a crime. Even throughout the book there are questions that should appear on the test litter at the end of the chapter to test your knowledge which you do with every single one.

Once the clock strikes High Noon, you walk up to the employee who does seem surprised you’re still here and demand a test.
Manfred “I’m ready for the test.”
Employee “Alright, just answer the questions over there. And just return it here to me. No cheating or you’re fail the test, and have to repay the $25 dollars.” He said and points over to a empty gun display to do the test.

You take the test in your hands and ready up for the test. You fly through it, feeling like you wasted your time reading that whole book. You fill in and once done you hand it to the employee who just put it in a machine and out pops out a piece of paper with shit printed in. He takes it and signs it, and turns over to you.
Employee “ You passed with 83% Correct, Sign here.”

You do so and he takes the paper and cut the place you sign. And gives you a little piece of paper that says your name, date of born, ID# and FSC#. With this paper it’ll be ruin in no time unless it’s laminated.
Employee “If you want that laminated it’ll cost you $15 dollars. And are you by any chance related to the Downey Hero. You guys have the same name.”

Current Time 1 PM Saturday
What do? (Choose two)
>Tell him you’re that guy
>Lie
>Pay for Laminate (Protect it from damage)
>Don’t Pay (Yolo)
>Other Write/in

Current cash
$219
Bank
$1,000


>>2925590
We really didn't make mom breakfast since we're at a motel with no tools. No one voted to cut your hair only one anons, but you did shave.

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>>2925598
Pic

>>2925598
>Tell him you’re that guy
>LAMINATE THAT SHIT

>>2925598
>>Lie
The store would probably try to advertise that we shopped there to get more people to come

>>2925598
>>Other Write/in
check him for percentage of aryan blood, if high enough
>Tell him you’re that guy
>Pay for Laminate (Protect it from damage)

>>2925598
Fucking lie
Fucking Laminate that shit
Damn people will just spread where we are and our looks to get the beans after us.

>We're going to spread the wealth around comrade 0/???? Pay Commie California Taxes
>Uncle Sam needs his money 0/???? Pay your taxes Full Amount due by April 18
>Fuck you Government 0/1 Get fucked by the tax system

We should research how to pay taxes on gofundme income, keep more than enough money to do so and then pay them when the time comes. Also it should be a priority to find out what exactly is waiting for us with that cabin, so that we can buy appropriate items.
Now I have put some thought into low magic we could get into (if anons like the idea) and have basically come up with two things:
--Tulpamancy--
I know what you are thinking, gay lonely faggot shit, but hear me out. Tulpamancing is on a fundamental level, the ability to create autonomous sub personalities within your mind. It is a real thing, so even if this world has no magic at all, it would still work. These sub personalities can often access memories and knowledge that you are no longer consciously aware of. So my plan would be to not create a fox girl to mentally fuck, so that we can become the most shizo, pathetic looser ever, but instead to create support personalities that don't really have any characteristics apart from the functions they fulfill. So we could have one sub personality to just analyze sensory input we are not concentrating on and warn us if anything in there demands our attention. So it analyzes our peripheral view and warns us if there is something we need to pay attention to. Another sub routine could just be responsible for bringing up subconscious memories, greatly enhancing our ability to remember things.

--Chaos Magic--
Not Warhammer, but the real life believe system. There is to much here to cover. Maybe craft runes (Sigills) and other shit to assist us.

>>2925611
this

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>>2925615
OH NO
Some anon read my pastebins, and find out about hidden but not really hidden achievements

>>2925611
This write-in

>>2925619
I did too, that's I want to become the Best boi

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>>2925604
>>2925611
>>2925613
>>2925615
Manfred “Here you go, give me that lamination." You say to him and pay him the money. While he goes off and does that you use your Aryan vision to see if he could be told the truth. From his looks and features of his face, eyes, hair and color of his skin. He looks like a Marco Rubio or a Hispanic White. You think this over in your head should you really tell him? When he comes with your card all laminate you deiced to go balls deep in your choice.

Employee "Here you're card man, it would be cool if you were the guy, that saved all those people."
Manfred "I'm him."
Employee "W-wait what? Are you bullshiting me?
Manfred "I am not, it's really me."
Thomas "NOW! It's a pleasure to meet you. It's amazing what you did in that grocery market you saved some many people with a black powder gun. That's impressive. If you need anything, anything at all just ask. My name is Thomas"
Manfred "I'll keep that in mind, if you don't mind I'll like to check some pieces out."

Rules for buying a gun or ammo in California
Long gun and hand guns will take 10 days for background checks to go through
Any gun you search is allow if it's common enough to be in the gun store
You can buy ammo freely since you're over 21
You can buy both handguns and rifles since you're over 21
If you have questions ask me

Are you going to look for a gun?
What type? First if there is any interest I'll go into calibers.
>Handguns?
>Rifles
>No guns
>Other Write in

8/18/18 (Saturday 1:30AM)
What now?
>Buy Gun {Which one}
>Eat Lunch?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

Current cash
$219
Bank
$1,000

>Charisma: 3 10.5/20 +1
>Human perception 3.5/5 +1
Used your Aryan vision to deem him worthy

>Gained one favor from Thomas
>Relationship with Thomas Welcoming +20

>>2925651
Unfortunately I personally know jack and shit about gun models. Gonna ask for /k/ autists for thier opinion.

>>2925651
we need a shotgun for home defense and hunting birds/small game
and if we have the cash for it we "need" a hunting rifle
im not a gun nut, so i will listen to anon regarding the tech specs

>>2925651
Ask him to keep it on the down low
>>2925651
Check out
>Rifles
Gotta become an innawoods hunter
>Learn something?
Check out taxes for dummies

>>2925651
I don't know jack shit about guns, so let's just ask Thomas. We are looking for something to hunt, also look around for hunting knives and maybe books on the subject.

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Here are gun guides that /k/ and /pol/ made for you non gun anons

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>>2925659

>>2925659
>>2925660
cant we just make this fast, its not really important desu

>>2925660
Ask Thomas for advice and tell him to keep our identity to himself. The Remington 597 looks like a reasonable choice, dirt cheap and something we can hunt with. In case it doesn't come with it, get a cheap scope. I assume it is a bolt action, what mag does it come with?

>>2925664
also we should get cheap glasses and earplugs

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>>2925662
Not really, because this is my last post of the night. I need to get some sleep after running 7 hours

Going to sleep anons, I'll see you guys later. As always if you have questions I'll answer by morning. This is a good stopping point, since I'm really tired now.

>>2925666
Goodnight OP. We'll let the Burgerfags figure this out since I guess most Anons here right now are form the land down under or Euros

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>>2925666
Also Satan trips don't have a nightmare QM

>>2925664
The gun about guns is to look at the caliber. I'll try to explain since I'm a Burgerfag
>Caliber = how big the round is .45 ACP is .45 of a inch.
So naturally the bigger the caliber the stronger it is.
>Hunting = I would recommend either .308, .223, 30.06, 12 gauge 00 shot or slug
Slug when used in a shotgun means it's a soild piece of lead instead of just small balls.
>Carrying = handguns 9mm or .45 ACP most common. 10mm for more power. .357 or .44 for revolver

I bet this didn't explain anything.

>>2925677
It kind of helped, the Remington fires .22, so that's ok for hunting?
What kind of gun would you recommend, for hunting on a budget?

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>>2925680
Here is a caliber chart to let you see the size difference. I'll say just get a shotgun, 12 gauge as it can be multi purpose either shooting birds, medium game or bears of you pack it with slugs.
And their cheap, don't listen to the game gun logic of shotgun can only kill you in your touching another person with the barrel. There are tons of videos showing they can keep a spread tight well. Even better with a choke, and if you want to just shoot soild lead slugs you can replace the smoothbore barrel with a rifled one to shoot even better.

>>2925689
Since we have a low skill level I'd say shotgun+choke then.

>>2925689
I'll change my vote to shotgun then

>>2925689
So we just tell Thomas we want a cheap reliable shotgun for hunting birds and game. Then we get some regular shotgun ammunition, some slugs, safety glasses, earplugs, a hunting knife and a book on the subject. What does choked mean exactly? Does getting a rifled barrel have a negative effect on firing non slug ammunition?

>>2925692
You shouldn't fire nonslugs out of a rifled barrel. The balls will ruin the rifling and you're have to buy a new one.
I'll say ear plugs and ear muffs. Double protection so we don't get hearing lost while training with it. Since shotguns are pretty loud

Do we want to buy another revolver/pistol for self defense or to finish of injured prey? Is there a chance to get our LeMat back?

>>2925736
I mean, there IS a Revolver Ocelot achievement.
We're just a little low on cash to be memeing too hard right now.

>>2925692
This

>>2925695
>shotguns are pretty loud
bruh
We only need earbuds for the shotgun.
The real killer is the sonic boom from rifles, that shit rapes your ears like nothing else.

We must buy a Bowie knife also. Nothing less.

The Baikal MP18 shotgun looks excelent for a newbie. Even tough Manfred is large and all, the low weight gun makes it easier to use and in the end, what matters is good quality ammo.

So, with the cheaper gun there is more room to buy ammo, earbuds & accesories.

>>2926053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6EZVFEC228
Also, Manfred HAS to subscribe to this channel. This is the kind of grandparent everybody needs but doesn't deserve.

>>2926053
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always wanted a folding rifle and it's 9mm

>>2926626
looks like a cock flavoured lollipop to me

>>2926787
>it can be concealed in a bagpack
>it's a rifle requiring less training than a handgun
>it's 9mm, most widespread caliber in America
>it's semi auto
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kel-Tec_SUB-2000

Op is kill

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>>2926839
Nah. I just slept like a rock. I got to do some things but will be back in a few hours

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>>2927083
UPDATE WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2927520
Like in a hour. I'm setting up the next post. I'm going with the choice of asking Thomas about shotguns. and if course if you have questions you can ask.

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>>2925652
>>2925653
>>2925654
>>2925657
>>2925689
>>2925763
>>2925774
>>2926053
>>2926626
>>2926839
Manfred "Hey Thomas can you keep my identity to yourself? Don't want to be hunted down by gangers friends."
Thomas "Of course, I'll keep it on the down low. Are you getting a gun to go full pushier on them? Right?"
He asks a bit too excited than normally.
Manfred "No, I'm looking for something that I can all in one, defend myself, hunt with, something cheap but reliable."
Thomas "If it's a gun you need you came at the right place. This is the Gun Shop. let me show you some shotguns right up your alley."
Thomas takes you to the shotgun section and began showing off the different guns on display, ones with wood, ones with pistol and rifle displays, ones that are semi-action even ones with mags.
The different amounts of chokes you can buy, from Cylinder to full choke, the saddles for the shotgun. The buttstock sleeve, the sling the mount for flashlight and laser. The different amount of shells you can buy
including bird shot #4 buckshot 00 shot, slugs. Then he gets started on the various different custom loads you can do including making wax slug he had to be stopped.

Manfred "Can't you just show me 5 or less guns that would be good for what I asked for?"
Thomas stop his ranting of all the things shotgun can do.
Thomas "Alright. I got just the guns."
He said and showed you 5 different guns, for you to fingerfuck. While he looked swiftly eye left and right and lean in real close and whisper something in your ear.
Thomas "If you need these guns by today or at a 'reduce price' just ask."


Slugs are 4d6+2 or 3d6+2 depending on gauge
ACC -1 0 +1 Means how well build the gun is. +1 Giving +1 to rolls using it. -1 giving -1 to rolls using it
So 1d10+DEX+Shotgun Skill+ACC

Buy a gun? (Which one?)
>Hatfield SGL Single Shot $100
12ga (4d6#00) ACC -1 1 Cap Accessories? NO

>H&R Pardner Youth $160
20ga (3d6#4) ACC 0 5+1 Cap Med amount of accessories

>H&R Pardner Protector $200
12ga (4d6#00) ACC 0 5+1 Cap Med amount of accessories

>Mossberg Maverick 88 $250
12ga (4d6#00) ACC 0 7+1 Cap High amount of accessories

>Mossberg 500 SP $350
12ga (4d6#00) ACC +1 7+1 Cap High amount of accessories

>None
>Other

Accessories
>Full Kit $100 (Everything below and Sling,Butt sleeve, Saddle, Flashligh Mount, Choke Set)
>Simple Kit $15 (Ear buds, glasses)
>Nothing
>Other

>Ammo
>Slug $50 25 count (4d6+2) Range 50M
>Shot $25 25 count (4d6) Range 25M
>None
>Other

>Bowie Knife
>Yes $50
>No

Current Time 2PM
Current cash
$244
Bank
$1,000

>>2927832
Mossberg 500 SP

>>2927832
>Mossberg 500 SP $350
>Simple Kit $15
>2 boxes of shot $50
>1 box of slug $50
>Bowie knife yes $50
$515 for all the things we need. Also can we use our favor to get the guns today?

So Anons should we go where the cabin is? And buy more supplies for it with the money left over? Or should we keep living in a cheap ass motel until we get the gofundme monies?

If we can use Thomas' favor for reduce price. We could maybe use the rest of the week to train up our skills.

>>2927854
>>2927861
Alright

Do you guys want to use Thomas' favor?
>No Waiting time (Have to pay full price)
>No paying (Still have to wait 10 days for the shotgun)
>No Favor used
>Other Write/in (Different Favor that reasonable)

>>2927994
>No paying
We need to save our cash

>>2927994
>No paying (Still have to wait 10 days for the shotgun)

>>2927994
No waiting. We need to gtfo as soon as possible.

>>2927994
If we decide not to pay, can we pay for a sidearm and not wait? I don't like the idea of facing some human bean without some kind of firearm

>>2928164
Nah, It's only one favor from Thomas, either covering up 1 purchase of $525 or less, or paying the things and not waiting for it.
Not paying and Not waiting for something else would count as another favor.

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>>2927854
>>2927861
>>2928011
>>2928017
With the gun selection out you choose some things. You pass over the lower quality shotguns and move up to the Mossberg 500 Special purpose.
Thomas “That’s a nice gun for the the price right there. Can hold up to 7 rounds and puts a nice hole in anyone. Will that be your choice today sir?”
Manfred “Yes, is it.”
Thomas “Great would you want me to include some eye plugs and eye protection for a low price of 15 bucks?
Manfred “Sure.”
Thomas “Great, just get the ammo you need and I’ll be right with you.”
Manfred “Yup.”
You said and walk over to the ammo section. You know that the gun is 12 gauge so you look at ammo in that area and settle on getting 1 box of slugs, 2 boxes of shot, and just for shooting birds at $10 one box of bird shot and make you way over to the counter. Where you glaze your eyes over at all the sharp knives on display. Pocket knives, spring loaded knives. Machetes, and Bowie knives. You eyes land on a good looking Bowie knife. It has a leather sheath right next to it, and has bass for it’s guard, something that would be great in the outdoors. You set down the items on the counter and just look at the weapon..
Thomas “You want that as well? It’ll be a extra $50, along with the ammo and gun, with the basic kit. Bringing up the total to $575 including taxes.

$575 that’s why too much to pay for the lot you got. It don’t be enough to last you the week. Maybe it time to put up Thomas’ favor.

Manfred “Thomas can we do a ‘reduce price with these. The Downey hero is a bit strip of cash after my home and car was torched.” You say quietly and as clean as possible to Thomas. He looks around to make sure he’s in the clear.
Thomas “Alright. Just take the knife, ammo, and protection with you for now. But the gun is staying with me. I’m going to pay for this out of my own money, but if it helps you I’m willing to do it.”
Manfred “Thank you Thomas, you’re a lifesaver.” You say taking the bag of goods and walking out the store.

Mommy must be out of the motel now, since it's past Noon. Meaning you don't have a place to go.

>Got
Bowie Knife
4 Boxes of Ammo
Eye Protection
Ear plugs

8/18/18 (Saturday 2PM)
What now?
>Eat lunch?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>>2928270
>Call mommy
>Find out what happened to all our shit, didn't they move it before the fire?
>Find a cheaper motel

>>2928290
this, but make sure we make a note to pay back this chill lad somehow

>>2928356
this, gotta pay thomas back one day.

>>2928290
>>2928356
>>2928400

>Roll me 2d100 (Medium Difficultly)
Finding a cheap motel

Rolled 59, 35 = 94 (2d100)

>>2928408

Rolled 38, 62 = 100 (2d100)

>>2928408

Rolled 16, 82 = 98 (2d100)

>>2928408

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>>2928412
>>2928426
>>2928435
>>2928400
>>2928356
>>2928290
Mom “Hello, Manfred? Are you alright?”
Manfred “Yeah, Mom just went shopping a bit?”
Mom “Shopping? Did you get some groceries? Also do you want me to buy another night? I still have money from the Vacation trip I wanted to take.”
When your mother talks about the vacation, you remember she must have some money saved. Even if you’re busting your balls grabbing at every penny, having Thomas pay for your shit, you’re mother is sitting on her own reserves.
Manfred “Right, that vacation, just how much do you have saved up?”
Mom “Not that much just a little over 2 thousand.”
Over 2k that you don’t aware of, what else is she hiding, thinking about it, what happened to all your shit. The computer you browse all porn, that has saved all your shit.
Manfred “What about our stuff from home?”
Mom “Don’t worry dear, they’re at a storage unit in Downey.”
Manfred “Alright, mom see you later.”
Mom “Can we go somewhere for lunch dear? I’m getting a bit hungry. I’ll be here in the motel lobby.”
Manfred “I’ll see what I can do.”

You spend the next hour walking back to motel while checking your phone for a cheaper motel. On the phone you couldn’t find one, but you do spot a shitty motel with a sign reading $49.99 a night. Named the Lizard’s Den, you mental note this in your mind and walk the rest of the way there.

You stand outside the doors of Motel 6, you see your mother inside sitting and looking through her phone. You could take her out to lunch but you could also get your shit from Downey.
What do?
8/18/18 (Saturday 3PM)
What now?
>Eat lunch?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>Willpower 4 11.75/40 +1
>Wisdom: 3 5.25/20 +1
>Shadow/Track 1/5 +1
>Endurance: 3 7.25/20 +2
>Marathon 4.5/5 +2

>>2928520
>Road Trip to the cabin
To check it out see what it needs to be rebuilt
>Buy supplies for cabin using mommy money
We're going to be camping mommy :)
>Go to cabin with supplies

Lunch outside in a chinese food buffet where you are sure the beaner would not be
>>2925462
>that big brother gave you your $1,000 bucks in your account
Ask mom if she can go to brother's or sister's place to wait for the gofundme money. If we are going innawood I don't want to bring mom, but she needs someone to take care of her. Say we will come back once the money is available. She can pay the trip with her own money, she is going to be fine.

Read on phone after lunch like anon said
>>2925615
>We should research how to pay taxes on gofundme income

We can live of by ourselve innawood and selling things from the storage unit un Downey.

>>2928546
I would prefer that no one knows where the cabin is. So if we go there is should be by foot, our own car or bicycle

>>2928561
+1

>>2928561
Alright Anon... Support

>>2928561
>>2928591
>>2928593
Alright, time to eat some Chinese food, and research some taxes.

>Roll me 4d100 (Best of 3)
For endurance and Intelligence

Rolled 20, 90, 23, 1 = 134 (4d100)

>>2928606

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Rolled 62, 62, 38, 68 = 230 (4d100)

I wanted to help mom settle in West Virginia but we can't wait innawood with her. Once we get that money we can help her though.
>>2928606
if we have some little extra time on the phone, can we check if the Cartel situation is the same as in our timeline. And check on infinity pol to know what happened to pol, or maybe know your meme

Rolled 84, 2, 49, 16 = 151 (4d100)

>>2928606

>>2928620
Cartel situation is the same currently but depending on background rolls I do. It can changed.
>>2928616
This 1 will come into play

Once we get in the cabin and know mom is safe, can we skip time with a training routine
>exercise
>reading on phone
>train basic innawoods skills

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>>2928642
>It can changed.
hyped

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>>2928616
>>2928620
>>2928640
You get yourself ready, and push the door open to where you’re mother is seated. The motel 6 at this time of day is quiet at this time of day. You scan the lobby seeing only your mother and behind the desk was a easily 8/10 girl. With baby blue eyes lighter than your and that’s saying something. In front of her eyes sits a thick rim set of glasses. Her hair is light brown, a brunette girl her hair is done in a ponytail. But you know you would have no chance in hell with her, as you look yourself over still obese by getting better at speaking and losing weight.

You make your way over to your mother , who is busy playing on her slots on her phone.
Manfred ”Come on Mom , let’s go get something to eat.”
Mom “ Oh, great. Let me just call us a cab.”
Manfred “We’re going to be walking Mom , get us some exercise.”
Mom “Okay, let’s go.” She said and grab her small handbag as you pulled out your phone to search for a place that serve some half decent chinese food. You settle for Chinese Bistro, less than a hour walk from there and start walking with your mother who walks beside with you.

The start of the walk is spent in silent, but you get to thinking if, you’re going to spend your time innawoods, Mommy couldn’t handle it, or want to go back into the city, while you’re on your quest of rediscover. If it’s the city she wants that’s what you’ll give her, your brother Karl lives in the New York city. Hell even you’re sister goes to Cornell University, so she can visit her if she pleases. You decided to bring this up while on the walk.
Manfred “Mommy couldn’t you like to see Sofia and Karl again? It’s been years since they visited.”
The question catches her off guard, but she quickly replies.
Mom “Yes, it’s been so long since I saw them, or my grand kids.”
Manfred “Why don’t you go visit them instead, better yet live with them in the greatest city in the world?”
Mom “But if I do that, I can’t be take care of you.”
Manfred “mom I’m a big boy now, I can take care of myself. It’s time I left the nest.”
Mom “But what will you do? Where would you go?”
Manfred ‘Don’t worry. I get a friend and a place waiting for me.”
Mom “You sure you don’t need anymore help from mommy?”
Manfred “I’m sure, let’s just eat, and you can buy yourself a ticket to New York afterward.”

Cont...

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>>2928757
The rest of the walk is silent as she thinks about what you say, while you try your hardest to not pass out. Once at Chinese Bistro you order some food with you footing the bill for both, 20 bucks later you are sitting outside enjoying a good meal. At the end of it you break open the fortune cookie and read it.
“You are what you are; understand yourself before you react”
Pretty weird for a fortune cookie. You look up your phone and look up the taxes of gofundme. After some insightful reading you find out that gofundme should be called gojewme, Charging 15% for a successful campaign, the older articles list the tax rate of only 8% while the new ones read 15%.
The reading is stopped when nearly you see a group of kids with hoodie in this weather seem to be selling some drugs. By any means you’re done eating and just stuff the stuff you bought at the store into your pocket. Including your knife, you're mother is looking at the prices of plane tickets to New York from LAX. Which is running to at least $600 if not more.

What do?
8/18/18 (Saturday 4PM)
What now?
>Eat lunch?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>>2928760
>Research the cabin
Let's check out where the cabin is located and how to get there

>>2928760
Lets GTFO back to the hotel room before we get caught in a drive by or some shit.

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Ok anons, I got an idea... What if we make the trip by bus to New York with mom. We could save money and be somewhere safe for 2 days (4 because we come back to get the gun). Just an idea...

>>2928757
>You sure you don’t need anymore help from mommy?
truly heartbreaking, I was not prepared for that

What I would like to say to mom
>Maybe I will need your help in the future
>You know... to take care of my children
I really want that West Virginia happy ending with mom becoming a grandma living just accross the street. But for now mom safety comes first and that's what I want her to know and that until know she was the best mom ever *hug*

>>2928775
+1
I loving the trip idea. We can learn some things while on the road, getting some books on our phone

>>2928764
>>2928765
>>2928775
>>2928788
Alright Trip idea, But maybe you guys are thinking far too ahead, things may change quickly.

>Roll me 1d100-10 (Unknown Difficulty) 3 rolls pls.

>>2928798

Rolled 32 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>2928798

Rolled 55 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2928798
>>2928799
Fuckin whoops.

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Rolled 74 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>2928788
yay ! road trip with mom, we could stop by
>Las Vegas
watch some street magician performers under the neons lights
>Denver
watch a hockey match
Kansas
>county fair
City St Louis
>...
plenty of stuff to do

Rolled 1, 4, 1, 5, 6, 5, 4, 5, 2, 3, 2, 5, 4, 1, 1, 1, 2, 4, 1, 3, 3, 6 + 1 = 70 (22d6 + 1)

Damage rolls

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I just wanted mom to be safe until we get the money and we can protect her. Even the cabin-anons know we can't train innawood with her.
>>2928830
oh no...

>>2928830
I FUCKING CALLED IT

>>2928845
but the road trip was not to be taken rn, of course we had to plan it at the hotel

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>>2928801
>>2928804
>>2928806
Medium Difficulty Due to at least one anon calling it
56 Average Slight Success

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8
You look at the hoodlums gather nearly, and wonder if a drive by is going to. But you dismiss that idea out of your mind. It’s the the afternoon, you think that the trip to New York should be done on bus give a little mother and son bonding time. When it was time to tell your mother of the plan, you hear the screeching of tires.

You don’t think you react, you push off from your feet and push your whole body across the table as you slide and take it down with you aiming at your mother. Just when you collapse with her, you hear the sounds of gunshots fill the air, being fired off in rapid succession. Your heavy body pin your mother to the ground, and everything comes crashing down including the chair you’re mother was sitting in and the table you slide across.

Before you’re mother can register that you were on top of her, your ears ring, but no more shots fill the air. You roll off mom, and look at where the people selling drugs were gather, all of them were killed except one, who was just standing, surrounded by his dead friends before he bolted off somewhere. Already people from within the Chinese place are screaming and calling the cops as by-passers pull out their phones to call or take pictures.

You fill yourself up, see the road littered with so many empty shell casings, the hoodlums are all dead, with there blood pooling together down the drainage hole. The Chinese shop window is broken and peering inside you see 3 unlucky people hit, 2 girls one white the other Hispanics that were eating at a table having some girl time you presume are lying dead on the ground. If you had to rate them, it would be 6/10, cute a cut above the average. While the other one hit was a tall fit man in a good looking suit, he’s ripping a cloth from his suit pants and wrapping it against his gun shot. Than getting other piece to tie it off at the top of the leg to slow the bleeding.

What do?
>Check if Mommy is okay
>Check if the Man needs help
>Leave right away
>Stay to talk with the cops
>Other Write in

>>2928881
>Check if Mommy is okay
Give he a once over and make sure she wasnt shot
>Check if the Man needs help
Offer our magical fat powers to put pressure on the wound

>>2928881
>Check if mommy is ok
>Check if the Man needs help
or if anybody else needs help, if someone looks like they know what they are doing (doctor or nurse) help them. Don't be in the way. Also mum is somewhat medically trained, see if she can help and if so assist her.

>>2928881
check if mom is okay, tell her to lay down on the ground
check if the man needs help to give medical attentiont to other people (he seems to know what to do we could learn a few things)

start to unfasten belt and take belts from the hoodlums (m-maybe their wa-wallets too or s-something...)

>>2928907
+1

>>2928881
Also stay to talk with the cops

>>2928904
>>2928907
>>2928908
>>2928917
>>2928921

>Roll me 1d100 (Hard) 3 rolls
Wisdom

Most of the update is done, just need a roll

Rolled 72 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>2928966

Rolled 34 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2928966

Rolled 23 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2928966

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alright, we gettin that wallet or their guns or not?

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>>2928904
>>2928907
>>2928908
>>2928917
>>2928921
>>2928975
>>2928974
>Check if Mommy is okay
>Check if the Man needs help

You go over to your mother and help her on her feet, she seems to be alright. No blood is leaking off her clothes. Looking at the wall that just behind your mother you see three bullet holes that could have hit her or you when you tried to save her in that move you did.

Mom “What happened?”
Manfred “There was a drive by, but I’m alright, you’re alright.” You said and hug her.
Mom “Drive by?” She said and broke the hug and took the damage around her. She seems shock as she covered her mouth and looks everything around her.
Manfred “Do you think you can help the people inside? One of them was shot as well.”
Mom “I can’t, I’m not trained for this.” She said shutting down your idea of her doing some work to save others. You let her sit in a empty seat and make your way to the man, who by now moved his shot leg on top of a chair as sits with his back against the wall.

You walk up to him to see how he’s doing.
Suit Man “Just a flesh wound kid..” He said and starts coughing up a lung. Suit Man “Do I know you?” He say while looking off into the distance behind you.
Manfred “I get that alot, I’m the the guy from Downery’s Bargain Market Massacre.” You said when you see most people gone outside to see the dead bodies.
Suit Man “No shit. Take this.” He said reaching into his pocket with his blood soaked hands and pull out a business card that you take. After doing so he coughs so more and looks outside and closes his eyes.

Checking his pulse he’s stay alive, just sleeping/ You look over the card and see Hercules Corporation as the title, with the man of the bloke being Justin Owen, and by his accent seems to be British. You don’t know about this Corporation but could look into it later, and you stuff it into your wallet. Making your way outside the police had arrived, and started taping the area off and starting asking questions to the citizens. While EMTs rush inside and into the crime scene to save anyone that needs some saving. You see a cop asking your mother questions, as you move your way through them.

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>>2928997
Mom “It all happened, in a sudden, one moment I’m on my phone the next, I’m on the floor with my ears ringing”
Cop “Did you see the car or the people inside the vehicle mum?”
He asks in monotone, like he doesn’t want to be here on a Saturday afternoon.
Mom “Oh no, but ask my son, I’m sure he saw something.”
The cop turns to face you.
Cop “What do you see sir?”
Manfred “It was beaners, there the ones who did it.”
Cop “Anything else sir?”
Your mind becomes blank, you don’t remember the car, the color, or anything that can help the police find out who did this.
Manfred “Nothing else.”
Cop “Alright sir and ma’am you’re free to go. If you remember anything call the police tip line.”
He said and walked away to interview someone else.

With that done with, you can finally go on that bus trip across the states with mom. Looking through your phone you find some cheap rides to LA to New York. Costing $500 for the both of you and taking about 3 full days to get there. The downside is there no stops to see anything, on the other hand you can put down $3,200 on the cheapest bus tour you can find lasting 21 days Starting at LA, going to Las Vegas, to the Grand Canyon, back to Las Vegas, to Salt Lake City, to Denver, to Chicago, to Buffalo to see Niagara Falls, to the capital to Philadelphia and ending in New York
The trip has free days within the cities allowing you to spend some time in each as you go across 21 days of America. 3.75 stars out of 5. The trip will be cutting it close leaving you only 50 bucks left over. But you could always make some money on your way to LA someway or another.

What do?
8/18/18 (Saturday 5PM)
What now?
>EAT MORE?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>>2929000
>More exercise
Calisthenics

>>2929000
>Sign up for that tour and let's head to LA


>>2929004
>Exercise
Where the fuck are we going to do that shit if we got no home

>>2929000
>$500 direct
>$3,200 with stopping points
Seriously OP? I'm getting quite frustrated here. Can we cut the price by having our brother meeting us in Kansas with his car ? I want the trip to be enjoyable for mom, I want mom to be safe, I want to spend time waiting for the gun. That's all.

>>2929010
>Seriously OP? I'm getting quite frustrated here
That's with that price cut, that I put in place already. These things cost a lot in America, just split the cost in the middle if we just send Mom.

>Can we cut the price by having our brother meeting us in Kansas with his car?
Not really since with these prices are set at the start, so either upfront or in payments. Doesn't matter if you didn't take the whole trip you're going to be charge for the whole trip.
Direct can't be pay in payments. If you want cheaper pricing you'll have to go to a poorer country since USA and California is pretty expensive places to live.

Also gofundme money incoming when the campaign ends

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Ok, I give up.
>>2929016
>go to hotel
>exercise routine
>reading routine
>lunch outside (restaurant + walk in park)
>dinner inside (uber eats)
wait the 10 days and get the gun and the gofundme

Also, I don't know why but shilling for West Virginia route

>>2929010
We're going to use mommy Vbucks for the trip. We can make massive gains on it both physical and charisma gains

Also last post of the night, gotta get some sleep. Will return Saturday 3:00 pm EST which is 6:00 PM GMT time.

As always if you have any questions, comments, other things to say, just ask

I don't know what's up with the bus tour idea. That just seems like a lot of money to spend, for very little gain. Let's just get mom a plane ticket and go to the cabin.

>>2929021
Also why are you going with the West Virginia route that I shitposted for a shitty meme back in the first thread? There other states we can go to.

>>2929043
because OP seems to like it and after checking, a lot of Californian move there for the same reason and because OP's America is very very dark

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>>2929044
>Because OP seems to like it
Implying. We should also check up other states as well, if we're going to spend 10 days inside our cabin.

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>>2929029
Here are my questions

When is the campaign of go funds over?
How much will it be total?
Will the money be enough jump start our path as a merc or Isekai?
What happened to our LeMat?
What does our family think of us?
Who is that suit guy?
Does being a healthy weight help with rolls?
Can we buy a bike?
How do we make money?
Can we make money off gambling?
Who famed Roger Rabbit?
Does anyone want to buy our story?
Can we get in touch with the family we saved?
Once we have the money can we go crazy spending it?
How long can we time skip?
Why doesn't our family call us?
Do we have any friends?
Does the cabin have electricity, running water?
Can we just hitchhike a ride on a airplane, train?
What's happening in Japan?

Also changing my vote and this >>2929041

Also here are my goals. We either fuck off to the cabin for 10 days if it's close to here. After buying all the supplies we need and maybe a bike for faster transport. Then work out in the cabin, getting good at shooting, loosing weight, gaining knowledge. Then spending our money from gofunds to just fuck off and buy more guns than fuck off to some place else.

>>2929070
>When is the campaign of go funds over?
Op said 2 weeks
>How much will it be total?
currently $25,000 minus 15% of taxes
>Will the money be enough jump start our path as a merc or Isekai?
we have currently $249 and mom has ~$2000 plus our furniture in a storage unit in downey
>What happened to our LeMat?
good question, we have the right of possession but not of carrying it
>What does our family think of us?
brother sent us $1000 and live in New York with wife and kids, our father abandonned us and live in hollywood, our sister is studying at uni near New York
>Who is that suit guy?
Hercules Corporation seems to be a mercs agency according to internet
>Does being a healthy weight help with rolls?
there is a beauty stat and our weight reflect on it
>Can we buy a bike?
maybe we are too fat for that
>How do we make money?
apparently our $1000 neetbux are from our brother not the State
>Can we make money off gambling?
we have a luck stat
>Who famed Roger Rabbit?
R.K. Maroon
>Does anyone want to buy our story?
no
>Can we get in touch with the family we saved?
our brother send us $1000 a month but we haven't contacted him yet
>Once we have the money can we go crazy spending it?
it's a sandbow qst, so yes
>How long can we time skip?
there are roll on that time skip you know

>Why doesn't our family call us?
>Do we have any friends?
>Does the cabin have electricity, running water?
>Can we just hitchhike a ride on a airplane, train?
>What's happening in Japan?

>>2929076
Big Brother is sending the money, which I assume stands for the state and not our actual brother.

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>>2929095
oh... I get it now

We are currently trying to make rather big decisions on very limited information. So I propose we google up the area the cabin is in, research everything we can with our phone and then visit there, before we book or buy anything else. So we can make an informed decision.

What ever happened to our car?
Can't find anything that says it was destroyed along with the house.

>>2929142
I was wondering about that too, I assume it was destroyed though.

What about our boss. He is at the hospital remember? We can't leave innawods or to a roadtrip before seeing if he's ok

>>2929158
We should call him and send him like 10k of our crowd founding money, he lost his livelihood and got horrifically injured for saving our ass from prison, so we owe him that, but as far as I'm concerned we don't need to visit in person.

Fucking Mommy when?

>>2929029
Are we gonna get the items i listed?
Are we still gonna go to the cabin?

>>2929226
>Are we gonna get the items i listed?
Yes
>Are we still gonna go to the cabin?
Yes
I have no idea why anons suddenly want to spend a small fortune on taking a bus through the country. Where we also risk getting recognized all the time.

>>2929000
can we not spend all of our limited funds on a fucking bus tour that doesn't do anything but put us into poverty and at risk of more violence

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OP here. Going with mommy gets a plane ticket and sending her away to New York. While we just head up to the cabin up in the mountains. Since that's the thing with 2 votes by now.

>>2930151
Hyped.

Are we right in the assumption that our car was torched?

>>2930162
Yes.

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>>2929070
>When is the campaign of go funds over?
9-1-18

>How much will it be total?
Can't say currently but it's $25k right now

>Will the money be enough jump start our path as a merc or Isekai?
Becoming merc yes, you can buy loads of equipment with the money

>What happened to our LeMat?
Being held as 'evidence'

>What does our family think of us?
Call them to find out

>Who is that suit guy?
Justin Owen from Hercules Corporation

>Does being a healthy weight help with rolls?
Yes, some things become less difficult, and you get more handsome

>Can we buy a bike?
Yes or steal it

>How do we make money?
Work, Steal, Luck, Neetbux

>Can we make money off gambling?
Yes

>Who famed Roger Rabbit?
R.K. Maroon

>Does anyone want to buy our story?
Not yet

>Can we get in touch with the family we saved?
Yes, you have to look them up.

>Once we have the money can we go crazy spending it?
Yes

>How long can we time skip?
As long as you want

>Why doesn't our family call us?
Because they don't know your number only you're mother number. But you know there numbers

>Do we have any friends?
Mommy counts as a friend right?

>Does the cabin have electricity, running water?
Go check

>Can we just hitchhike a ride on a airplane, train?
Yes

>What's happening in Japan?
Anime and sex robots.

>>2930263
Isnt Benny our friend though?

>>2930337
More of an acquaintance really.

>>2930337
He's your best friend. Being the only friend you know

>>2930263
We should make a note to find a gun range someplace, where we can get more hands-on experience with firearms once they come in. Plus, it'd be good to meet a few people with similar interests if we're going full /k/

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>>2929004
>>2929006
>>2929010
>>2929041
>>2929142
>>2929226
>Let's just get mom a plane ticket and go to the cabin.

You and mom walk away from the bloodbath of the chinese shop, while you call a uber for your Mother. You get the uber to pick your Mom at your current location while waiting for it, you have a heart to heart with your Mom.

Manfred “Mom I think it’s best you head off to New York right away. Don’t worry about me, I can handle myself. I even called you up a taxi to take you to LAX.”
Mom “Really son? You don’t want me anymore?” She said sadden.
Manfred “It’s not that, I don’t need you anymore. But you’ll alway be my Mother. But it’s time for this good boy to go.”
Mom “You’re not a good boy, you’re the best boy.” She said and hugs you tight as a car pulls up where you are standing.
Manfred “Goodbye Mom, I’ll make sure to call.”
Mom “Goodbye. I’ll call you.”
With that you both wave goodbye, and she heads inside the uber on her drive down LAX. You see her for the last time as she rounds a corner. With Mommy gone you feel like it’s time to finally go to that cabin. Benny say it was near Hidden Falls Campground, so you look that place up on your phone. You find out it’s 175 miles away from where you are the closest city to it is Springville. And once you get on the campground you need to hike 5 miles north to find the cabin location. You remember that Benny took trips back from his cabin to town once in a while so you check out how long that would take walking or on bike since you’re not getting a car soon.

Walking from Hidden Falls to Springville will take 6 hours to cover 16 miles. But on bike it’s cut down to 2 hours. Not forgetting the 5 miles you have to take from the cabin to the campground. So that’s 21 miles from town and to get back. Just that the walk to town is way easier than the walk up as you descent over 6k feet, so smooth sailing as you walk or bike down a mountain on a trail path. Benny of course seems like he could handle that in his sleep, by how lean and fit he was when you last saw him in prison.

With the location in mind and money in the wallet and the bank. Given to you by the government as it watches over you like a big brother. You think on how you will start your journey. There are still 10 days to go, for the gun, and you’ll have to pick it up here. But if you want to go to the cabin then come back to the town of Lancaster it’ll be three and half hours.

What do? Current time 8/18/18 (Saturday 6:30PM)
>Stay in Lancaster for 10 days waiting for gun and buying supplies for the cabin.
>Go to the cabin by taxi, buy supplies on the way there, stay there for 10 days come back for the day and get gun
>Pay Thomas the full amount you own him, so you can just give you the gun
>Write in

Other vote
>Buy a bike
>Don’t
>Write in

>>2930452
Listen to my Autism

>Spend 10 day in Lancaster
$500 for the cheap motel
>Buy survival gear
>Buy some cheap food beans and rice to cook inside our room
>Buy a good mountain bike
>Exercise and reading routine for 10 days. Mixed expercise for strength, endurance, dex. While we read up how to work wood, survive in the woods

I'm guessing everything will be $1000 or less. Giving us enough pocket change until it's time to get our money from go funds

>>2930508
Seeing as we don't know how rough the trails will be, we need a tire patch kit and a little air pump. Or tubeless tires.

>>2930619
Yeah. I agree with that.

>>2930508
>>2930619
Alright

>Roll me 20d100 (Average of 3)
Expect lots of skill or ability increases

Rolled 78, 9, 27, 96, 74, 71, 71, 58, 51, 2, 28, 65, 99, 71, 33, 70, 13, 55, 81, 89 = 1141 (20d100)

>>2930708
Jesus.

Rolled 93, 54, 91, 19, 81, 89, 63, 67, 33, 32, 53, 93, 60, 89, 40, 59, 95, 55, 45, 45 = 1256 (20d100)

>>2930708
Watch the Nats

Rolled 81, 35, 21, 13, 20, 5, 44, 31, 50, 5, 81, 47, 46, 56, 17, 61, 32, 69, 35, 69 = 818 (20d100)

>>2930708

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>>2930712
>>2930718
>>2930753
With mommy gone, it’s up to you to survive on your own. Going to the cabin now doesn’t seem like a good idea since, it’s so far away and to go there and come back will be a waste of money and resources you rather save. So you choose to stay in the town of Lancaster staying here for over 10 days on your own until your background check passes. But to do that you need a place for the night, so you head over to the Lizard’s Den and pay for 10 night stay. Getting a discount for your bunk stay. The first 7 days is $50 bucks but anymore after that is $10 bucks off. $470 dollars down the drain, you need something to eat for the next few days as well as a bike to take you around the city or just travel.

You head up to your room and unload the ammo you were carrying, taking notice that the motel is barely better when you were full Neet, but you had worst. Looking up a nearly bike store you head over and buy a used mountain bike that included a pump and tire patch kit, you also get a lock so you can lock up this bad boy when you’re not riding it. $350 dollars later as you ride to the grocery market to get some food. Some beans and rice, and unload that in the motel room, but to survival in the wilds you need a backpack as well as something to cook food with. So you load on your bike and ride to a surplus store and buy some tools to build and expand a cabin. Getting some rope as well just in case and a first aid kit if you happen to hurt yourself in the wildness. Once loaded up and dropped $310 on the supplies you head on over to the motel and drop off all the stuff. But your buying isn’t done yet as you had some book to get, to expand your knowledge of the wildness and the plants that live in it. $60 later and it’s all downloaded on your phone and you are down to just $32 dollars.

The next week and half is spent cooking breakfast, lunch and dinner in bunk, at the start of the day. Than the morning is spent working out your endurance, strength, speed, a break to eat some more beans and rice, and reading time. With the last part of the day spend doing some last exercise before falling asleep. This type of day is the same for the first throughout the 4th.

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>>2931132
On the fourth day while riding your bike while riding past a bad neighborhood, saw a hobo with a sign reading, blowjobs for money. You chuckled to yourself, and was surprised someone took the dirty looking hobo on the as they went into a alley as you rode back. You circle around the block letting curious overtake you and rode past the same alley. The sense you picture in your mind is vastly different from what you saw as your ears are filled with screams as you see the hobo black silhouette hold something in his mouth. You rode away not wanting to know what happens next.

That Saturday you took a well deserved break for the first half of the day before reading other half of the day. At Monday will doing your normal bike ride you see a piece of wall open up as some people step outside it and the walls closes behind them. Hidden wall in the alley, could be gang, something you don’t want to deal with as you rode away.

With the 10 day dawning it was time to get your shotgun. With $32 dollars in your pocket you rode onward to the gun store, with it barely open only Thomas is manning the cash register at the moment.
Speaking with him, you got the Mossberg 500 SP in soft rifle case, which you stick in your backpack which sticks out from the bag. With all this weight in you backpack it’s going to be hard traveling very far anywhere.


What do?
8/28/18 (Saturday 8AM)
What now?
>EAT MORE?
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

Cooking 2 7/10 +4
Track 1 7/10 +4.5
Calisthenics 1 5/10 +4
Marathon 4/10 +4.5
Bike 1 0/10 +5
Ranked UP!

Botany 4/5 +4
Wilderness Survival 4/5 +4
Woodworking 4/5 +4
Balancing 2 4/20 +4
Isometric 0/10 +4.25
Ranked UP!

Welp. we're in a bit of a problem now, we're outta cash.
the day is young maybe we can find a construction site and work some dumb labor for some quick cash.

>>2931135
>Ride hard to the Cabin

>>2931254
Yeah fuck it lets bounce.

>>2931135
Look up the business card that was given to us by the wounded man. Research the man and the company. Remember to give him a call the next day.

>>2931179
>>2931657
These sound good. I don't want to rely on digital money, if it even comes in anytime soon.

>>2931720
Money is coming in three days from go funds me

>>2931179
We should check to see if /pol/ is back up. If not, we should give a quick glance to 8pol to see what's going on.

We're now 252 pounds and a 5/10, given that we don't talk. Our willpower is 5, which is normie level, which means we no longer have a deficit to willpower rolls. We're making it, brahs.

>>2931742
We can increase our looks if we get a good haircut and get some good clothes. Since it can give us a +1 to each one giving us 7/10 looks, and pick up a girl at the bar