(Sheesh, I shoulda done this when the Spider-Verse trailer dropped. Is QST dead tonight or is it just me?)

>>2941009
>Take the call

>>2941009
>Take the call

>>2941009
>Take the call

>>2941335
>>2941345
>>2941441

"Take the call." you say as you crawl up a wall. "Hey, Hitomi. What's going on?"

"You never told me if you were going to be available for dinner tonight." says Hitomi. She sounds a little sad.

As you curse yourself for forgetting all about your arrangements, a text alert crawls across your HUD: [Police Dispatch: KABUKICHO. Reports Of: UNIDENTIFIED ASSAILANT]

>Go out with Hitomi, let the police deal with whatever is happening
>Investigate the police report, cancel on Hitomi.

>>2941514
>Investigate the police report, cancel on Hitomi.
With great power and all

>>2941514
>Go out with Hitomi, let the police deal with whatever is happening

Fuck that noise, we ain't peter

>>2941542
>>2941536
Need a tiebreaker

>>2941619
I'll support >>2941542

>>2941514
>Investigate the police report, cancel on Hitomi
Kamen Spider must answer the cries of injustice!

>>2941542
>>2941652


You think about it. After a moment's hesitation, you decide to let the cops deal with the problem and keep your personal life intact. "I'm not too busy..." you say as you run from rooftop to rooftop. "Just give me a little while to finish an errand and I'll be headed your way."

"I'll be waiting~" Hitomi says in a flirty singsong tone before ending the call.

You web-swing your way home and hastily change into nicer clothes- a leather jacket, black jeans, etc.

You catch a ride to her apartment, where she's wearing a very stylish outfit of a black cardigan, sunglasses, and a long skirt.

"The usual place?" you ask. Hitomi smiles and nods- the 'usual place' is an okonomiyaki restaurant in the heart of Shibuya, and it's where you and Hitomi realized you were more into each other than typical study partners.

As you ride the subway to Shibuya, the TV screen that typically plays news for passengers suddenly displays breaking news. "Reports from Kabukicho are saying that what can only be described as a 'giant brain' is attacking civilians."

The news report shows shaky camera footage of a humanoid brain the size of an infant hovering about a meter or so off the ground. Thin tendrils hang from the underside and the footage ends with a vertical mouth opening up to let out what looks like a blast of wind. Your blood goes cold. That's a kaijin.

>"Hey, maybe we should go back..."
> Act like you're coming down with something
>Write in

>>2941689
Oops, ninja'd.
>>2941702
Battery running low and I have class in the morning. Continuing tomorrow.

>>2941514
>>Go out with Hitomi, let the police deal with whatever is happening

>>2941702
>>Write in
"By the way I'm Kamen Spider."

>>2941702
>Act like you're coming down with something

>>2941721
This
Holy shit

>>2941721
This

>>2941721
supporto

>>2941721
>>2941866
>>2941890
>>2942003

Are you absolutely, positively sure? This not only blows your secret identity, but also Parker's. On top of that, it's a little early IMO to be confessing your superhero status to people.

>>2942138
Bumping. Just so you know, I STRONGLY advise you not to reveal your secret now, but if you really want to, it's your funeral.

>>2942251
I mean as long as you're fine with it QM then yeah. What could possibly go wrong?

>Make an excuse saying theres a monster and we have to hide

>>2941721
don't do this only villans do this

>>2941721
plus i think it was a joke write in

>>2942322
>>2942321
Need a tiebreaker.

>>2942138
Then do it in private with just her and leave out Peters identity.

>>2941702
Lie and say that you have family in Kabuchiko and you want to make sure that they are safe. No need to reveal ourselves this early.

Also I'm glad that you're back QM.

>>2942565
>>2942606

Still need a tiebreaker :/ Kinda hard to figure out what the consensus is right now.

>>2942322
Then I vote for this guy. Anything that doesn't put our identity or relationship in jeopardy.

>>2942322
+1

>>2942606
>>2942852
>>2942937

"I have family in Kabukicho," you say. The lie comes easy- something that makes you feel really guilty. "I gotta go make sure they're alright."

"But-!" starts Hitomi. She stops, looks down, and sighs. "Just...be careful. Your mom and your siblings wouldn't be able to take losing you."

"I'll be OK." you say as the train comes to a stop. As you run out of the subway, you look back to Hitomi and shout to her over the hubbub of the passengers disembarking: "I'll make this up to you, I promise!"

You don't even bother calling for a cab or getting on another train. You find a secluded, out of the way row of buildings that aren't in line of sight from the sidewalks and parkour your way to your apartment, crawling in and out in less than a minute with your suit on.

>roll 1d100, bo3 to determine how fast you get to Kabukicho.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2942972

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2942972

Need 1 more.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2942972

>>2943013

>63

You swing your way to Kabukicho, trying to move as fast as you can. When you approach, people are fleeing in droves, Kabukicho proper almost entirely abandoned in the panicked rush.

You look around and see that the kaijin did a number on Kabukicho: broken windows, upended mailboxes and outdoor tables.

You crawl down to ground level to get a better sense of where the kaijin went. As you search, you see a bunch of debris forming a trail down a backalley.

>That's kinda weird. If the kaijin was trying to terrorize people, why go somewhere secluded? Follow it.
>The kaijin probably started from the alley and went to the more crowded zones. Keep looking in the busy areas.

>>2943194
>That's kinda weird. If the kaijin was trying to terrorize people, why go somewhere secluded? Follow it.

>>2943194
>That's kinda weird. If the kaijin was trying to terrorize people, why go somewhere secluded? Follow it

>>2943194
>That's kinda weird. If the kaijin was trying to terrorize people, why go somewhere secluded? Follow it.

>>2943205
>>2943279
>>2943345

That's kinda weird. If the kaijin was trying to terrorize people, why go somewhere secluded? You follow the trail of destruction.

The trail leads to an opened manhole. You look down and grimace. You'll have to go down there...But God, it smells awful!

You take a deep breath of air before jumping down.

As you enter the dark tunnel, you realize you're at a disadvantage here: it's a lot more claustrophobic in here, and you're used to being able to swing freely. As you ponder this, your Spider Sense goes ballistic as you hear the sound of wind...

>Roll 1d100, bo3 to dodge

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2943403

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>2943403

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>2943403

>>2943440
>64
You get bowled over by the blast of wind. "*Blurgle! Took you long enough Kamen Spider! *Blurgle*"

You look up to set brain kaijin floating over you.

>"I don't know what's more disgusting: the sewer, or your ugly mug!"
>"So what's a braniac like you doing in a sewer under the red light district? Got a really specific kink?"
>"What does Iron Cross have to gain from busting up Kabukicho?"
>Write in

>>2943552
>"So what's a braniac like you doing in a sewer under the red light district? Got a really specific kink?"

>>2943552
>"So what's a braniac like you doing in a sewer under the red light district? Got a really specific kink?"

>>2943552
>>"So what's a braniac like you doing in a sewer under the red light district? Got a really specific kink?"

>>2943573
>>2943685
>>2943871

"So what's a braniac like you doing in a sewer under the red light district?" you quip. "Got a really specific kink?"

"*Blurgle* *Blurgle* The plans of Iron Cross are far too grand for your puny mind to understand! *Blurgle*" shouts the kaijin. "Now, Kamen Spider, perish before the power of the Double-Headed Demon 'Soutoukin'!"

You're prepared for the attack this time, doing a flip over the air blast. You're really glad you're wearing a hard helmet and not a cloth mask, because the attack causes sewage to splatter all over.

>How do you plan on fighting Soutoukin?

>>2944129
Use your cramped surroundings to your advantage by jumping from wall to wall and running on the ceiling while webbing him up. Maybe web his tendrils to the walls and floor.

>>2944262
Supporting.

>>2944262
>>2944269

>roll 1d100, bo3

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>2944420

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>2944420

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2944420

>>2944463
>41

You try to outmaneuver the kaijin by using the narrow tunnel as terrain. However, you can't keep the momentum in such a confined area, and one of the tendrils grabs you and slams you into the sewage. Before you can even get up, the tendrils wrap around you in an attempt to hold you under.

>roll 1d100 bo3 to break free

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2944684

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>2944684

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2944684

>>2944728
Holy fuck I'm going to stop rolling

>>2944704
I can't accept how mediocre my rolls are for a Spiderman quest

>>2944714
>35

You can't get out. You're starting to feel light-headed and everything's fading. You better break free, or you're going to hold the record for Most Undignified Supehero Death!

>roll 1d100 to survive, bo5, crit fails disabled

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2944773

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2944773

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2944773

Need 2 more.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>2944773

>>2944773

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2944952
>>2944773
whoops

>>2944796
>89

You swing your arm back and grip the nearest tentacle and pull it hard. There's a wet tearing sound as you unintentionally rip it off. The kaijin shrieks and drops you, letting you come up for air.

Fleshy-pink ooze leaks from the wound as the kaijin tries to flee.

>Follow it
>Take a minute to catch your breath, you almost died!
>Write in

>>2944998
>Take a minute to catch your breath, you almost died!
Also could the suit potentially examine the pink substance to see what it is?

>>2945007
Supporting. The A.I. can track the creature with the leaking fluid as well.

>>2945007
>>2945013

>roll 1d100, bo3 to analyze

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>2945241

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2945241
Be gentle dice gods

Need 1 more.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2945241
Sorry at work will be in an out of thread

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2945241
>>2945558
there u go

>>2945289
>96

You touch a strand of the goo, telling Yukiko to analyze it.

[Rudimentary DNA analysis: Composite DNA, spliced from three sources. Approximately 85% similarity to genetic structure of previous kaijin]

Yup, definitely one of Professor Monster's-

[Indication of genetic structure for a bidpedal body]

Wait, what? The kaijin's a floating brain, why would its DNA mark its body type as bipedal-

Spider-Sense goes berserk as a light comes streaking down the sewer tunnel.

>roll 1d100, bo3 to dodge.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2945665

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>2945665

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2945665

>>2945702
nice roll

(sorry for not updating, family stuff came up and I just got home. Will continue after I get some sleep)

>>2949015
No prob. Real life comes first after all. Get some rest man.

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>>2945702
>83

You leap to the side of the tunnel as you manage to avoid a- laser blast?!

You hear sloshing footsteps as a figure approaches from the darkness. You can see the brain kaijin...now with a full body attached.

"*Blurgle* They don't call me the 'Double-Headed Demon' for nothing, Kamen Spider! *Blurgle*" says Soutoukin. "My brain can detach and reattach itself to my body, and when I'm in my body..."

The brain opens out and a laser shoots out, barely missing you.

"...My wind attack becomes an energy attack! *blurgle*"

Soutoukin brandishes its twin sickle-claws, poised to attack.

>What's your plan of action?

>>2950280
Bounce around like last time to annoy it, and bait it into blasting the ceiling above it so that the tunnel collapses on the kaijin.

Anyone else?

>>2950536
I wish this quest got more traffic. Maybe try setting up a twitter account to inform people of when you wanna run it?

>>2950305
Support

You should make a Twitter didn't even know you had returned

>>2950305
I'll second this.

>>2950547
>>2950634
Tried, Twitter banned it thinking it was a bot.
>>2950305
>>2950634
>>2950645
>1d100, bo3

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2950890

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>2950890

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>>2950993
Oh goddammit!

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2950890

>>2950993
>1

>Crit fail!

You leap for the ceiling. You try to confuse the kaijin by running around it in circles. However, your plan is stymied by a claw to the leg. The scythe like claw rends your armor, and you can feel blood starting to trickle down the leg. It hurts like crazy, and you feel weak in that leg.

>What do you want to do now?

>

>>2951372
Get the fuck out of there, there is no way in hell we're getting sewage shit into our open wounds.

>>2951372
Bait him out into the open

>>2951393
Support.

>>2951393
>>2952119

You can't keep this up- not here, at least. Every second in here is a risk of infecting the wound. You begin to ceiling-crawl away, with Soutoukin's burbling laughter ringing in your ears.

"*Blurgle* That's right, Kamen Spider! Flee! No one can resist the might of the Iron Cross Army! *Blurgle*"

You feel like crap for running away, but you didn't have much of a choice.

You look down at your webshooter. The webbing is strong enough to hold as an impromptu bandage long enough to curtail the risk of an infection.

>Retreat, thoroughly tend to your wounds; he who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day
>Quick bandage your wounds and get back in there- superheroes don't turn tail and run when the going gets tough!

>>2952130
>>Quick bandage your wounds and get back in there- superheroes don't turn tail and run when the going gets tough!

>>2952130
>Quick bandage your wounds and get back in there- superheroes don't turn tail and run when the going gets tough!

Could we also wrap our hands in webbing to give it an edge when punching?

>>2952130
>>Retreat, thoroughly tend to your wounds; he who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day

>>2952130
>Write in: Lay a trap for him to tangle him up

He's over-confident and an enclose space like this is perfect for trapping fools. Spin a web in front of him, then hide on the ceiling. He'll either run right into it, or get distracted and allow us to land on top of him and tie him down.

>>2952130
>Quick bandage your wounds and get back in there- superheroes don't turn tail and run when the going gets tough!

Let's try out our new sedative webbing directly on his brain. That should do something.

>>2952133
An even better idea would be to spin thick cords of webs to use as whips. It would be a good way to strike at range, because there's going to be plenty of villains we DON'T want to lay our fists on.

>>2952133
>>2952360
>>2952288

You grit your teeth. You're a superhero, dammit, you shouldn't be running away! You coat your wound in webbing and dive back in.

>How do you want to fight back?

>>2952535
Dash underneath his legs and barrage him with as much webbing as we can to slow down his movements

>>2952535
Focus on evading its attacks and harassing it. It'll serve as both tiring out whatever energy it uses, and giving us time to find potential weak spots in its combined body.

>>2952587
Supporting

Really hoping we don't job to this nerd.

>>2952587
>>2952963
>Roll 1d100 bo3

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2953791

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2953791

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2953791

>>2953856
>97

"Comin' through, Head Case!" You yell as you propel yourself down he sewer. You shoot through the gap between the kaijin's legs like a torpedo as you begin rapidly firing web shots at it, aiming for legs and arms.

"*Blurgle* What the-?!"

Soutoukin gurgles and the brain detaches from the bipedal body. It begins floating away from you.

"*Blurgle* *Blurgle* I''ll get you next time, insect!"

>Don't let it flee
>Let it go, you've got it's main body
>Tail it
>Write in

>>2953876
>>Let it go, you've got it's main body
Time to dick around with it and make a Kamen Spider Exo Suit.

Plus we're bleeding in an underground piss river and smell like shit, so a shower sounds good.

>>2953876
>Let it go, you've got it's main body

>>2953876
>Let it go, you've got it's main body
We can study the body later on.

>>2953876
>Let it go
And get some disinfectant on that wound like fucking stat

Can the jap version of the Jewel be Cutie Honey?

>>2953876
Why are all of you so eager to let it go? If we tail it or interrogate it, we can see where it's getting all of that fancy gear from and cut the problem at its root.

>>2953981
>>2954135
>>2954260

You weigh your options: you're too wounded to continue the fight here, and you've already weakened it by confiscating the main body.

But what are you going to do with it? More importantly..

>How are you getting the main body out of the sewer?

>>2954987
First, I'd check it for any obvious tracking devices or if it's switched to self-destruct mode. Can't be too careful with villain tech.

If it seems safe, I'd spin a raft using debris as a base, then lie the suit on it and tug it out of the tunnel. The other alternative is to take it to pieces and carry it out limb by limb.

>>2955111
Supporting

>>2955111
>>2955118

>roll 1d100, bo3

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2955436

Need 2 more

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>2955436

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2955436

>>2955553
>36

You don't think there are any trackers or self-destruction mechanisms on the body. You make a web raft to carry the body...

>Where are you going to keep the body.

Woo, forgot my nick last night. Bumping.

>>2955659
Is there a sewer treatment plant near our house where we could store it in an unused tank or something?

>>2956415
>roll 1d100 bo3

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2956724

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>2956724

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>2956724

>>2956727
>61

You do a quick map search with Yukiko until you find a closed-town treatment plant nearby. You stash the main body inside, webbing it up in a closet so nobody can steal it if they stumble upon it.


(Gonna end the thread here.)