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You are Kojo Reyes, mutant Kingpin of Crime.

The day started off normally enough: intimidation, subjugation, persuasion, and recruitment.

And then you went back home and decided to have an intimate talk with your now official third-in-command, who you figured out is holding back the biggest bitchiness you have ever encountered in your entire life.

Now, you're watching the Japanese girl raise her knee in-between your legs in slow motion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VILgSsesD0

You're used to insane amounts of agony but a kick to the balls still hurts like the bitch about to bruise your testes.

As a man, there's only one thing you can do.

>[ ] Parry her knee with your own, you might break hers in your rush. (Combat Skill Roll, +3 Modifier, DC14; Power Control Check, +3 Modifier, DC14)
>[ ] Sweep her only supporting leg off the ground, a little harder with a chance to hurt her if you decide to let her fall or if she doesn't catch herself.(Combat Skill Roll, +3 Modifier, DC16)
>[ ] Move your thigh to take the hit, harder but no risk of hurting the girl. (Combat Skill Roll, +3 Modifier, DC16)
>[ ] Step towards her and kiss her on the forehead, she's just too cute. (Combat Skill Roll, +3 Modifier, DC18)
>[ ] Take the hit, she'll calm down if she gets at least one in even if it'll hurt.
>[ ] Write In.
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>First Thread:
https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2424210/#2424210

>Previous Thread(s):
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=A%20New%20Mutant%20Quest

>Character Sheet:
https://pastebin.com/r4mTphVV

Finals are over and I'm on break. Let's do this shit.
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>>3115513
I'm honestly not sure what to do, I really want to make her blush buts it's very difficult
>Leg sweep, but we try to princess carry her
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>>3115513
Backing >>3115743
glad you're still alive fungus
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>Combat Skill Roll
>+3 Modifier
>DC16
Best of three D20s please.
>>3115850
Why would I be dead?
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>3115862
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Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>3115862
How's it going boss?
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>>3115874
Noice, y'all want to roll again for a possible twenty or keep this in fear of rolling a 1?
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>>3115891
Pretty great. Been keeping up good habits and got the phone numbers of a few cool classmates before the semester ended.
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>3115862
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Rolling closed; writing now.
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>[X] Sweep her only supporting leg off the ground and catch Ren-Run princess style.(Combat Skill Roll, +3 Modifier, DC16)
>Combat Skill Roll
>+3 Modifier
>DC16
>Rolled 18 + 3 = 21
>Success!

There's no benefit in letting her hit your fertilizer factories: just as you will never let her live down the double chain whip catch, she will never let you live down getting kneed in the nuts. Besides that, she could use one final humiliation to make her submit.

Your grin widens ever so slightly.

Miss Bitch's face is going to light up like a light-bulb.

Pulling your hands out of the serrated blades of the Japanese girl's chain, you lift your right ankle by Ren's supporting one and use your overwhelmingly superior strength to sweep her planted foot off the ground with a small nudge of your lower leg.

Ren-Run's eyes widen as she begins to fall down almost sideways in the air.

You wrap your left arm around the bitch's upper back and your right around the backs of her knees, stopping her from hitting the ground.

The official third-in-command's face turns a bright crimson red as you lift her up.

A smug, pleased hum rumbles in your throat.

Cute little bitch gave you the exact reaction you were hoping for.

>[ ] "Don't ever do that again; I won't catch you next time."
>[ ] "Three to fucking zero!"
>[ ] "Are you done now?"
>[ ] "はい, 姫様?" (Romanji: "Hai, hime-sama?", Translation: "Yes, princess?")
>[ ] Kiss her on the forehead, it'll embarrass her so fucking much.
>[ ] Drop her, it'll hurt less than the fall while also being hilarious.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3116083
>[X] Kiss her on the forehead, it'll embarrass her so fucking much.
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>>3116083
This this this >>3116107
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>>3116107
This but whisper Japanese into her ear
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>>3116219
so both
>[X] Kiss her on the forehead, it'll embarrass her so fucking much.
and
>[ ] "はい, 姫様?" (Romanji: "Hai, hime-sama?", Translation: "Yes, princess?")
I like that, going for the Japanese too
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>[X] Kiss her on the forehead, it'll embarrass her so fucking much.
>[X] "はい, 姫様?" (Romanji: "Hai, hime-sama?", Translation: "Yes, princess?")

An opportunity like this is something you can't pass up. Seeing the cute little bitch light up like the star of a Christmas tree is extremely cathartic. Behind all that shit talk is the adorably innocent Ren who has no inkling on how to deal with this kind of thing, which is prevalent in Ren-Run's behavior whenever it pops up.

You lean your head down towards Ren's and plant a firm kiss on her forehead.

The Japanese girl's body turns stiff in your arms.

Laughing, you move your head to the side of the bitch's.

"はい, 姫様?" you whisper into her ear.

Ren-Run stiffens even further in your grasp before going limp.

You pull your head back and stare into your third-in-command's soft brown eyes.

The cute thing blinks.

"Reyes-sama?"

Blinking back, you raise an eyebrow.

"Ren?"

She stares blankly at you for a moment.

"D-did something happen? I don't remember how I got here...in...your...arms."

Your lips flatten into a thin line.

Despite how adorable Ren is right now, you can't forget about Ren-Run: she is her or a part of her after all. Strange that she can remember what Ren can but Ren can't remember what she did. Whether or not she could appear at any time or spawns in response to certain triggers is a mystery to you. Either condition presents a possible problem in their position as your third-in-command. Ren might be obedient but Ren-Run is resentful of you.

>[ ] "We were talking about Run and you kind of went crazy on me."
>[ ] "You and I were talking about just how great it was killing your sister; she was a massive bitch."
>[ ] "Wait, you don't remember having breakfast with me? I guess I can't fault you: unconsciousness can erase short-term memory."
>[ ] "You fainted. Figured I'd take you outside so you could breathe and you woke up, like, an hour or half of one later. Do you feel better?"
>[ ] "Ren, I can't have you as my under-boss. Certain complications presented themselves while you were unconscious. I do trust you but I can't have you in such an important positon right now."
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3116442
>You don't remember how we ate breakfast together?
>I think you and your sister may have collapsed in a single body, with the transformation from one state to the next being brought on my emotional stress and/or the utterance of eachother's name
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>>3116442
This >>3116538
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Late. Will close voting and update tomorrow morning my time (UTC-8).
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>[X] "You don't remember how we ate breakfast together?"
>[X] "I think you and your sister may have collapsed in a single body, with the transformation from one state to the next being brought on my emotional stress and/or the utterance of eachother's name."

Best to test the waters first before you really dive into the issue.

"You don't remember how we ate breakfast together?"

Ren glances down at her stomach and looks back up to you.

"I don't but I do feel less hungry."

A curious hum rumbles in your throat.

Ren-Run really can remember what Ren does and Ren can't remember what Ren-Run does.

Whether she likes it or not, she's gonna find out what exactly is up with her sooner or later.

"I think you and your sister may have collapsed in a single body, with the transformation from one state to the next being brought on my emotional stress and/or the utterance of each other's name."

The Japanese girl shoots you an odd look.

"...Reyes-sama, I mean no offense, but that sounds...ludicrous."

You stare blankly into Ren's almost judgmental brown eyes with your demonic slitted red on black ones.

In a world where you and dozens of other crazy things exist, this cute little secretly psychotic bitch is telling you the idea of her having multiple personality disorder is ridiculous. Just yesterday you told her you were a third eyed soul eating predator yet she can't believe this. Either she's stupid or just willfully ignorant in hopes of maintaining what little sanity in the world she hold dear.

>[ ] "...Nevermind."
>[ ] "Run, get the fuck out here."
>[ ] "I should hit you for that but I'll hit the other you instead."
>[ ] "Ren, you do realize I am a nigh-immortal horned mutant, African-French-Mexican-American with some Spanish thrown in there, self-made orphan, former unintentional yet intentional serial killer, son of a man who had no right to be as ungodly skilled as he was, soul eater and astral perceiver, Kingpin of crime, and a fifteen-year-old who looks he's in his early twenties, right?"
>[ ] Drop her, she deserves to feel some pain for her naivety.
>[ ] Lower her down gently, you are carrying her like a princess.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3117076
>[ ] "Ren, you do realize I am a nigh-immortal horned mutant, African-French-Mexican-American with some Spanish thrown in there, self-made orphan, former unintentional yet intentional serial killer, son of a man who had no right to be as ungodly skilled as he was, soul eater and astral perceiver, Kingpin of crime, and a fifteen-year-old who looks he's in his early twenties, right?"
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>>3117076
Late, but this >>3117091
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>>3117203
That entire Kojo line reminds me of shit like pic related
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>>3117217
someone make one for kojo "mercs fatty boombalatties" reyes
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>[X] "Ren, you do realize I am a nigh-immortal horned mutant, African-French-Mexican-American with some Spanish thrown in there, self-made orphan, former unintentional yet intentional serial killer, son of a man who had no right to be as ungodly skilled as he was, soul eater and astral perceiver, Kingpin of crime, and a fifteen-year-old who looks he's in his early twenties, right?"

You must dispel the ignorance before it reaches real coon nigger levels of which the Japanese girl will never return from.

Clucking your tongue, you let out a sigh.

"Ren, you do realize I am a nigh-immortal horned mutant, African-French-Mexican-American with some Spanish thrown in there, self-made orphan, former unintentional yet intentional serial killer, son of a man who had no right to be as ungodly skilled as he was, soul eater and astral perceiver, Kingpin of crime, and a fifteen-year-old who looks he's in his early twenties, right?"

Ms. Not-A-Bitch blinks.

"...You're fifteen, French, and....you murdered your parents, Reyes-sama?"

You widen your eyes.

That last bit was something you haven't told to anyone but Marcus. Either you're getting comfortable around Ren or you just made a colossally retarded move imparting personal information unintentionally. For the sake of your ego, the former is the definite reason.

A nod and small hum confirm your words.

"My mother was a Creole with native French and Ghanaian parents." You frown. "I killed her coming into the world and my father after..."

Ren stares with concern in her eyes as you drift off.

"Reyes-sama, are you okay?"

Peering deep into the Japanese girl's eyes, you furrow your brow.

You've already come this far but now is not probably not the right time to pry into that problem of yours so soon after the previous one.

>[ ] "..."
>[ ] "No, not now at least."
>[ ] "...Yeah, just old memories is all."
>[ ] "We were talking about you and your crazy, remember?"
>[ ] "...Forget I said anything, like what I said about Marcus."
>[ ] "I made you kill Run...I wonder if it hurt you as much as realizing killing them hurt me."
>[ ] "My mom and dad are dead because of me; almost everyone I ever cared about is dead because of me...How long do I have until I kill Marcus?"
>[ ] Drop her, you want to be a dick to feel better about being an asshole.
>[ ] Lower her down gently, you are carrying her like a princess.
>[ ] Hop somewhere else, in front of a confused as fuck rookie is not the place to discuss anything personal about yourself
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3117287
>[ ] "No, not now at least."
>[ ] "I made you kill Run...I wonder if it hurt you as much as realizing killing them hurt me."
>[ ] "We were talking about you and your crazy, remember?"
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>>3117287
this >>3117384
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>[X] "No, not now at least."
>[X] "I made you kill Run...I wonder if it hurt you as much as realizing killing them hurt me."
>[X] "We were talking about you and your crazy, remember?"

The guy behind you likely can't hear you, lying is of no use when it's so obvious, staying silent accomplishes nothing but awkwardness, and keeping all of it in isn't going to do you any good. You're gonna vent a bit and go back to the subject at hand.

You shake your head.

"No, not now at least. I made you kill Run...I wonder if it hurt you as much as realizing killing them hurt me."

The Japanese girl's eyes widen.

Raising an eyebrow, you tilt your head.

"We were talking about you and your crazy, remember?"

Your third-in-command's eyebrows narrow as she scowls.

"The fuck are you doing talking to me about that while I'm like that, you asshole!" Ren slaps one of her hands against your cheek and flinches. "Fuck!" She begins rubbing her slapping hand with her free one. "Your skin is soft but your face bones are hard as shit."

You blink.

"Oh, it's you."

It seems like your theory might have been somewhat right.mn

Ren-Run scoffs.

"Yeah, it's me, dumbass; I'm always me." She grins. "Now, can you let go of me or are you going to cry more, like a pussy, about your mommy and daddy?"

Closing your eyes halfway, you slide your arms out underneath the Japanese girl's body.

Ms. Psychotic Bitch lets out a yelp as she hits the ground before snarling.

"The fuck!? I feel the exact same things I do, jackass!"

You roll your eyes.

"Unlike the current you, the other you doesn't complain about the littlest things."

The Japanese girl stands herself up, dusts her clothes off, and crosses her arms.

"Of course I don't, I know how much you hate that."

Humming, you stare into Ren-Run's glaring eyes.

It's far too off-putting looking at a familiar yet stranger's face. The pleasant, submissive Ren you know is completely alien to the bitch in front of you. Fact you could go so long without knowing makes you wonder what other mental illnesses plague your already fucked up crew.

>[ ] "Did my arms feel nice wrapped around you before the cold, hard ground introduced itself to you?
>[ ] "I will tease the absolute shit out of Ren if you ever bring up my parents again."
>[ ] "So, is it safe to call you Run now or do you want me to stick with Ren-Run?"
>[ ] "You want another kiss on the forehead, princess?"
>[ ] "Go back to Ren, Ren-Run."
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3117632
>[ ] "So is it safe to call you Run now, or do you want me to stick with Ren-Run?"
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>>3117668
>This but with a forehead kiss and calling her princess
I think we might have to defrost the ice queen
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>>3117688
Yes, this too
also nice dubs
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>[X] "So is it safe to call you Run now, or do you want me to stick with Ren-Run, princess?"
>[X] Foreheaed kiss her again.

Ren being the opposite of Ren-Run is confusing and nonsensical. The bitch standing before you is undoubtedly the Yin to Ren's Yang, making her Run. It doesn't matter if she identifies as both existing together as one person. Ren described Run as her opposite and her bitch side is exactly that.

A grin spreads across your face.

"So is it safe to call you Run now, or do you want me to stick with Ren-Run?" You lean in and peck the Japanese girl on the forehead before leaning back to see her crimson red face. "Princess?"

Run looks away and grumbles.

"Ren-Run's a stupid fucking name, so I guess I'll take mine."

You let out a laugh.

"Nice to meet you again, Run."

The renamed Run spits to the side.

"Fuck you, you killed me."

Biting down the urge to laugh again, you shrug.

"Yeah, I did."

Run turns to glare directly into your eyes.

"Do you have any idea how traumatizing that was?"

You make a thin line of your lips and shake your head.

"If it was anything like what I mentioned earlier, maybe, but I don't really understand traumatization beyond being an inflicter of it."

The Japanese girl snarls before turning away from you again.

Seems like the bitch is out to play and your princess is in another place.

>[ ] "Sit down with me."
>[ ] "Let's talk about it together."
>[ ] "Want to go out while you're out?"
>[ ] "I'm not sorry for what I did. Don't care much about either of you to give a damn yet. I do like you having you around though."
>[ ] Pinch her cheeks, she needs to take it easier.
>[ ] Kiss her on the cheek, oh boy this is gonna piss her off.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3117876
>Hug her from the back
>Kiss her cheek
>nuzzle into her neck
>Let's talk about it
>Want to go out while you're out
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>>3117876
Sorry for taking so long, I'm watching AvP
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>>3117876
>[ ] "I'm not sorry for what I did. Don't care much about either of you to give a damn yet. I do like you having you around though."
>[ ] Pinch her cheeks, she needs to take it easier.
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>>3117876
>[ ] "I'm not sorry for what I did. Don't care much about either of you to give a damn yet. I do like you having you around though."
>[ ] Pinch her cheeks, she needs to take it easier.
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A bit early but I'm stopping for the day. Got dinner to make and it's gonna take a while to cook, eat, and clean up. See y'all tomorrow morning my time (UTC-8)
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>[X] "I'm not sorry for what I did. Don't care much about either of you to give a damn yet. I do like you having you around though."
>[X] Pinch her cheeks, she needs to take it easier.

No use trying to talk it out when you don't really care all that much about Ren & Run yet. Ren is warming up to you, but Run is still somewhat of massive, although cute, bitch. Maybe one day you'll talk about it and make amends, but today is nowhere near that day.

"I'm not sorry for what I did. Don't care much about either of you to give a damn yet. I do like you having you around though."

Run looks to you and scoffs.

"Like a shithead psychopath would ever really be sorry about anything."

A mischievous smile creeps its way onto your face.

The Japanese girl raises a cautious eyebrow.

One moment, your hands are at your side; the next, they're pinching both Ren & Run's adorable little cheeks.

"Who's a cute little red light-bulb? Who's a cute little red light-bulb?"

Run's pink face turns a crimson red as her body begins to tense.

"Y-you!"

A coo escapes your lips.

"You're so cute even when your angry."

The Japanese girl's body relaxes as she unfolds her arms and blinks her brown eyes at you.

"...Reyes-sama?"

You blink back.

A pattern is starting to form in your mind and in Ren & Run's behavior. Bringing up painful shit or her craziness causes Run to pop-up while making her feel embarrassed lets Ren take the reigns again. You're not sure which personality is the original considering both protect one another in some way.

>[ ] "Now do you see the craziness which is in you?"
>[ ] "Welcome back to the land of the sane."
>[ ] "...Yes?"
>[ ] Let go of her cheeks, this one doesn't deserve teasing.
>[ ] Continue pinching her cheeks, she's a good cute girl.
>[ ] Rub her pinched cheeks, they're probably hurting.
>[ ] Pat her on the head, she a good girl.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3118522
>[ ] Let go of her cheeks, this one doesn't deserve teasing.
>[ ] "Welcome back to the land of the sane."
>[ ] "...Yes?"
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>[X] Let go of her cheeks, this one doesn't deserve teasing.
>[X] "Welcome back to the land of the sane."
>[X] "...Yes?"

It may be fun to tease Ren from time to time but she doesn't deserve it as much as her bitch self Run does.

You let go of the nice girl's cheeks.

"Welcome back to the land of the sane."

Ren raises her hands to rub the sides of her red face and stares at you silently.

A curious hum rumbles in your throat.

"...Yes?"

The Japanese girl turns away, hiding her blushing face.

"I don't remember why you pinched my cheeks."

You let out a small laugh.

"Because you were being a different kind of cute I don't find adorable."

Twiddling her thumbs, Ren faces you again.

"Was I rude, Reyes-sama?"

You nod.

"Extraordinarily."

Ren bows her head.

"Forgive me, Reyes-sama, I'd never intend to dishonor you and will never do so again."

An unsure 'ehh' escapes your lips.

"Don't think you have much of a choice in the matter but I forgive you nonetheless."

Your third-in-command lifts her head up and pauses for a moment.

"...So, my sister lives on in me, Reyes-sama?"

Raising a hand to your chin, you let out a small hum.

You're completely unsure whether or not to affirm Run is alive in her mind, making her believe well and truly she's Ren, or dismissing those words so the girl doesn't potentially go mad obsessing over it. Of course, you don't know how she'll take it but you never know.

>[ ] "You could say that, I guess."
>[ ] "Not so ludicrous anymore is it?"
>[ ] "It's just an alter: it's not your sister, but it is you masquerading as her."
>[ ] "...The real question is are you really Ren or are you a personality alter of Run's?"
>[ ] "If you're asking if you have her soul, hate to break it to you, but you've only got one in that body."
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3118642
>[ ] "If you're asking if you have her soul, hate to break it to you, but you've only got one in that body."
>[ write in] "But, I cannot tell if you swap souls when you swap personalities or if your souls combine. Something to figure out over time."
[ ] "Not so ludicrous anymore is it?"
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>>3118642
Backing >>3118655
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>[X] "If you're asking if you have her soul, hate to break it to you, but you've only got one in that body."
>[X] "But, I can't tell if you swap souls when you swap personalities or if your souls combine: something to figure out over time."
>[X] "Not so ludicrous anymore is it?"

Right now is not the best time to affirm either personality over the other just yet. Dispelling whether or not her and her sister's essences are one is exactly the right time now, though even if you're unsure.

A frown makes its way onto your face.

"If you're asking if you have her soul, hate to break it to you, but you've only got one in that body. But, I can't tell if you swap souls when you swap personalities or if your souls combine: something to figure out over time.""

The Japanese girl hums.

"...I act like nee-san whenever I hear her name."

You let out a confirming hum of your own.

"Not so ludicrous anymore is it?"

Ren shakes her head.

"No, Reyes-sama, no it's not."

You watch as your third-in-command looks down at herself.

Whether or not she feels happy, sad, confused, or conflicted is a mystery to you.

>[ ] "How do you feel?"
>[ ] "C'mon, sit down with me."
>[ ] "Want to spar until everyone wakes up?"
>[ ] Kiss her on the forehead, it's comfort teasing.
>[ ] Pat her on the head, it'll make her feel better.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3118817
>[ ] "How do you feel?"
>[ ] "Want to spar until everyone wakes up?" Grin. "By the way, I caught your sister's kusarige twice. You should have seen the look on her face."
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>[X] "How do you feel?"
>[X] "Want to spar until everyone wakes up?" Grin. "By the way, I caught your sister's kusarige twice; you should have seen the look on her face."

You need some clarification and could use some training.

"How do you feel?"

Ren looks back up.

"...Not quite myself."

A hum rumbles in your throat.

Could be finding out about the craziness and could possibly be Run popping up in her mind. It might be a problem if it grows to the point she shuts down because of it. But, for now, you should focus on making her forget about that and train before the big day starts.

"Want to spar until everyone wakes up?" You grin. "By the way, I caught your sister's kusarige twice; you should have seen the look on her face."

The Japanese girl blinks and lets out a small laugh.

"I would like that very much, Reyes-sama." She pulls back her arm to rein in her chain whip. "Shall we begin or do you have any conditions?"

Yet again, you let out a hum.

>Welcome to the first instance of A New Mutant Quuest's Training Mode! Like so many other things relating to questing, I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing, so be rough yet patient with me until I get the faintest sense of what I'm doing and how I should be doing it. Training is no substitute for real combat especially for Kojo considering his ungodly strength renders any sort of simulated training moot. But, you can gain specialization in certain combat aspects (Premptive Countering, Defense, Grappling, groundfighting, ect.) by training and potentially create your own unique style. Kojo already knows Apex Fang, an atrophied unique predatory knife fighting style valuing critical strikes above everything else; Dan's CQC, Disparos De Reyes Banditos, and good general innate/developed combat skills, but that doesn't mean he can't find a way to adapt his styles into a strange new gun kata + knife + CQC fighting style. Of course, you'd have to dust off and become a master of all three to really do this. Starting from the ground up can lead you to improve in aspects and later combine them to make your own style after you've gotten a decent grasp on them. You can also try experimenting with your powers in this mode at your own risk.

>[ ] General Combat Training (Combat Skill Roll X3, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Preemptive Counter Attack Training (Combat Skll Roll X3, +3 Modifier, DC18)
>[ ] Defensive Training (Combat Skill Roll X3, +3 Modifier, DC16)
>[ ] Strength Power Training (Power Control Roll X3, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Scent Power Training (Power Control Roll X3, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
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>>3119199
>[ ] Strength Power Training (Power Control Roll X3, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
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>>3119199
>>3119208
Or if their is a dispute or if str isn't ctron
[ ] General Combat Training (Combat Skill Roll X3, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
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>>3119199
This >>3119208 >>3119209
Let's see where this goes
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>>3119209
*Or if the strength training doesn't include control
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>>3119210
It's morning, I tried. That was a vote to save time when I won't be at the computer. You voted for both the things I said and unless you meant literally all my words, I think we are only able to pick one.
I just want to solidify our basics before trying harder stuff.
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Y'all can do two in one and a single roll in the other.
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i blame the 4channel crash for the slowness
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>First Strength Power Training Roll (Power Control)
>+3 Modifier
>No set DC
Best of three D20s please
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3119382
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>>3119385
STOP DOING THIS TO ME YOU FUCKING SITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3119387
You can roll again seeing as how low on rollers we on, bruh.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3119382
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3119382
I leave for a minute and everything goes to shit, just like life.
Hopefully I'm not fucking unlucky.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3119437
Thank fuck Fungus
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>>3119559
Seems about right for my luck now.
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Will close rolling and update when I get back from buying a new phone because I fucked up my current one.

gonna be fucking hilarious and amazing just how much kojo is going to massively fuck-up
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>>3119582
The 11+3 is gonna happen, right? you did say this >>3119437
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>>3119586
I didn't say a re-roll, I just meant you should roll again since we were low on rollers.

don't worry about the fuck-up it's going to be hilarious
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>>3119681
Forgot, rolling closed; writing now
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>First Strength Power Training Roll (Power Control)
>+3 Modifier
>No set DC
>Rolled 1 + 3 = 4
>Critical Failure!

For all your insane strength and skill, you have an imperfect control of your physical power and have yet to find a way to apply it in combat beyond just beating the shit out of people. The most you've ever really done with your biological abilities was learning how to hop everywhere and flicking air at people hard enough to make them feel the actual flick. You can probably make some progress trying to weapon what little you already know.

A smile spreads across your face.

"Go long and swing at me fast; I'm going to try and deflect your whip without even touching it."

The Japanese girl slightly raises an eyebrow before nodding.

"As you wish, Reyes-sama."

You walk into the middle of the street while your third-in-command strolls to the end.

Ren, brandishing her whip, spins around to face you, simultaneously swinging her kusarige in a wide arc.

A rush of excitement washes over you as the steel thorns shear through the air. Taking a deep breath, you outstretch an arm and, for the first time in a long time, you tense all the muscles in the limb; the air surrounding your arm pulses, sending a subsonic boom rumbling throughout the street. You feel the bones in your forelimb crack, tendons rip, and muscles stretch.

Exhaling in painful exhilaration, you beat your arm to the side Ren's chain whip is in mid-swing of, causing an actual ear-damaging sonic boom to thunder out into eternity.

You watch in satisfaction as the whip is sent breezing in the wind before blinking at the side of the neighborhood you beat your arm at.

The run-down buildings are lurching back, forward, and just straight up crumbling with shattered windows and chasms running along their facades as if a massive bullet were shot through them.

Ren is attempting to rein in her thrashing whip as she turns to gape at the destruction in progress.

One of the scouts you posted on the corner rooftops of the neighborhood lets out a panicked cry before the building under him crumbles a bit forward.

A long thoughtful hum rumbles in your throat.

Either you can try to stop the neighborhood from crumbling, let it crumble, and/or just continue training with Ren.

>[ ] "Did anyone else see Luke Cage fuck up our street?"
>[ ] Stop the buildings from falling, it's as if you just 9/11'd half a quarter of the neighborhood.
>[ ] General Combat Training (Combat Skill Roll X3, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Preemptive Counter Attack Training (Combat Skll Roll X3, +3 Modifier, DC18)
>[ ] Defensive Training (Combat Skill Roll X3, +3 Modifier, DC16)
>[ ] Strength Power Training (Power Control Roll X3, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Scent Power Training (Power Control Roll X3, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3119876
>[ ] Stop the buildings from falling, it's as if you just 9/11'd half a quarter of the neighborhood
>[ ] "Did anyone else see Luke Cage fuck up our street?"
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>>3119876
This >>3119944
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Voting closed; writing now.
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>[X] Stop the buildings from falling, it's as if you just 9/11'd half a quarter of the neighborhood
>[X] "Did anyone else see Luke Cage fuck up our street?"

It'd be incredibly irresponsible for you to not clean up your own mess, which isn't your mess: it's obviously Luke Cage's. You'd never intentionally demolish part of your own neighborhood. This is your problem because you're a responsible member of the community, underworld and overworld.

Sighing, you turn to the collapsing buildings and begin to work on salvaging what you can.

You manage to somewhat reset all but two crumbling building in the span of half a minute.

Jumping down the shuddering roof of a collapsing building with a scout in hand, you land back in the middle of the road.

A blank look makes its way onto your face as you glance from Ren, to the bleacher, and down at the dark skinned scout in your arms before looking at all three.

"Did anyone else see Luke Cage fuck up our street?"

The scout in your arms nods his head in contrast with Ren's blink and bleach man's raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, I saw that nigga shoot his black ass through the buildings." He clucks his tongue. "Just like a bitch ass Harlem nigga to go around breaking shit and running off before anyone can beat his bitch ass."

A pleased hum rumbles in your throat as you set the man down.

Bleaching boy slowly nods his head.

"Come to think of it, I did see a flash of yellow breeze by."

You turn to Ren and see her staring at you in surprise.

The Japanese girl sighs.

"...I saw a black man fly by, Reyes-sama."

You slightly narrow your eyes before shrugging it off.

Not exactly the answer you wanted, but it's the attitude you're going for.

Screeching gears turn your attention away from your third-in-command to the warehouse gate.

The sheet of galvanized steel opens to reveal a black giant, a Colombian teenager, a middle-aged Japanese man, and your best friend along with a few grouchy yet cautious looking adolescent gang-bangers.

All of them walk out and stop to stare at the destruction you caused before turning their eyes on you.

You blink at the small crowd of your inner circle plus underlings.

Oh yeah, you effectively mimicked the sound of a gun going off by beating your arm hard and fast enough in a direction.

>[ ] "Ah, you're all awake I see. Now that you are, we can get a head up on the day."
>[ ] "It was Luke Cage, ask anyone here and they'll say the same thing."
>[ ] "Go back to bed, you're going to need to sleep off those hangovers."
>[ ] "...Any of you up for some training?"
>[ ] "I'll pay for it later."
>[ ] "...What? What?"
>[ ] "...Yes?"
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3120306
>It was Luke Cage
>Anyone want to train
We should build a dedicated training center with our ludicrous money
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>>3120306
this >>3120449
we totally dindu nuffin
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Getting late. Will close voting and update tomorrow morning.

one to ten, how big and funny of a fuck up was that 1?
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>>3120561
a 7
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>>3120561
A solid 7 or 8 definitely
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>>3120561
Pretty funny 6.5-7
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>[X] "It was Luke Cage, ask anyone here and they'll say the same thing."
>[X] "...Any of you up for some training?"

Like many other young men with brown skin, you didn't do nothing.

A smile makes its way onto your face.

"It was Luke Cage, ask anyone here and they'll say the same thing."

Marcus shoots you a look while Cuda laughs before your best friend turns to the direction of third-in-command.

Ren blinks and nods her head.

Groaning, the all too serious man turns his judgmental gaze back to you.

You laugh until a familiar pressure in your chest kills your glee.

Once again, you've disappointed your best friend, you piece of shit.

A self-loathing sigh escapes your lips.

"...Any of you up for some training?"

Itsuki and Cuda nod their heads while Marcus and Jesus shake theirs.

"I would be honored to spar with you again, Reyes-sama."

The black giant laughs.

"Hell yeah!" He beats his chest with his free fist, which is not clenching onto a LMG. "Let's get to it boss!"

You stare at the weapon over the man's shoulder.

Maybe they could use more fitting weapons.

>[ ] "Put that down, we're not going to fire rounds while some people are still sleeping."
>[ ] "Itsuki, get your sword. I could use the danger."
>[ ] "Wait, Cuda, do you know Dan's style?"
>[ ] General Combat Training (Combat Skill Roll X3, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Preemptive Counter Attack Training (Combat Skll Roll X3, +3 Modifier, DC18)
>[ ] Defensive Training (Combat Skill Roll X3, +3 Modifier, DC16)
>[ ] Strength Power Training (Power Control Roll X3, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Scent Power Training (Power Control Roll X3, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3121581
>[ ] "Put that down, we're not going to fire rounds while some people are still sleeping."
>[ ] "Wait, Cuda, do you know Dan's style?"
>[ ] General Combat Training (Combat Skill Roll X3, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
We managed to get off with dindu nuffin, but it won't work twice. This is better.
>Once again, you've disappointed your best friend, you piece of shit.
Look bro, our power is like that. It's kinda hard to practice safely with all these buildings all over the place in NYC
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>>3121607
Once we get rich we should head to upstate NY or something to test our limits.
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>First General Combat Skill Roll
>+3 Modifier
>No set DC
First of three d20s please.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3121688
I'm scared
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>>3121688
best of three, i mean
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

getting bad roll out of the way
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3121688
time for the actual roll
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>>3121711
>>3121712
I don't know what I expected.
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>>3121712
>>3121714
i'll let one of you take the last roll

look on the bright side, you didn't roll a one
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Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>3121688
Curse you work!
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>[X] "Put that down, we're not going to fire rounds while some people are still sleeping."
>[X] "Wait, Cuda, do you know Dan's style?"
>[X] General Combat Training (Combat Skill Roll X3, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>First General Combat Skill Roll
>+3 Modifier
>No set DC
>Rolled 12 + 3 = 15
>Automatic Okay Success

You've let your best friend down more than you ever should have in one day, which is letting him down at all. Permitting the LMG would make you even worse of a tard than you already are. Forbidding it is your responsibility and the wise thing to do.

"Put that down, we're not going to fire rounds while some people are still sleeping."

Barracuda raises an eyebrow at you.

"I wasn't gonna shoot at ya, boss." He grins. "I was just gonna try beatin' you around with it."

You let out a laugh.

"Like you could fucking touch me."

The black giant clucks his tongue.

"Boss, I'm a mothafuckin' ex-Green Beret; I can land a solid blow on yo ass." He sets his gun down by the warehouse wall.

Smiling, you widen your eyes a bit as a thought strikes you.

"Wait, Cuda, do you know Dan's style?"

Barracuda nods.

"He taught my black ass and we fought one another all the fuckin' time, so I kinda know his style."

You let out a curious hum.

Maybe you can find a way to brush the dust off your skills with him as a training partner in place of Marcus. Some other time, of course: your basics could use some improvement right now.

"Alright, Cuda, Itsuki, and Ren, come at me all at once from different sides when you're ready."

Marcus sighs as the two men get into position.

"Try not to make a racket. We'll go back inside and assure everyone too hungover to stand we're not being attacked."

You nod your head as your best friend and Colombian enforcer walk back into the warehouse along with their small pack of boys.

For the next forty-five minutes, you dodge, parry, block, counter, and catch blade whips, punches, kicks, and surprising high-jump kicks courtesy of the ever so stereotypical badass Itsuki Kenji. A few manage to get by and actually hit you, much to your surprise and Cuda's delight.

Not quite good but not really bad fighting.

>[ ] Continue, you can do better than this. (Second General Combat Skill Roll, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Switch to Preemptive Counter Attack Training (Combat Skll Roll X2, +3 Modifier, DC18)
>[ ] Switch to Defensive Training (Combat Skill Roll X2, +3 Modifier, DC16)
>[ ] Try Strength Power Training again, you can do it...maybe. (Power Control Roll X2, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Throw your hat in Scent Power Training (Power Control Roll X2, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3121816
>[ ] Switch to Preemptive Counter Attack Training (Combat Skll Roll X2, +3 Modifier, DC18)
Let's switch it up a bit
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>>3121816
this >>3121918
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>>3121918
Ditto
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>First Preemptive Counter Attack Skill Roll
>+3 Modifier
>DC18
Best of three d20s please.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3121995
>g
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Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>3121995
Here's the low roll
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Anyone want to try to roll a twenty or should I close rolling in fear of a one?
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>3122089
Sure I'll risk fucking it up.
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Rolling closed; writing now.
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>[X] Switch to Preemptive Counter Attack Training (Combat Skll Roll X2, +3 Modifier, DC18)
>First Preemptive Counter Attack Skill Roll
>+3 Modifier
>DC18
>Rolled 19 + 3 = 22
>Success!

>(1/2)

General combat skills are essential and above everything else, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't move beyond the basics. Dan taught you and Marcus how to spot the tell tale signs of attacking movements and how to appropriately respond to them: with a brutal, swift preemptive strike of your own to a vital area, setting your opponent off balance for a ruthless barrage of blows or taking him out entirely depending on the spot hit. Defense is for when you can't attack and attacking is a proactive defense, a fact far too many "fighters" fail to realize. Understanding advanced concepts or how to use skills like these properly can make up for a shoddy foundation so long as its strong enough to support them.

Fortunately for you and unfortunately for any enemy strong enough to make you rely on actual skill, your foundation is pretty goddamn strong thanks to a lifetime of experience and pure instinct.

You take in a deep breathe as you spare a glance at all three of your sparring partners.

Not quite far, the surprisingly nimble for his age Itsuki is beginning to bend his knees again.

Cuda, by your side, is already launching his punch as he pulls back his other fist to follow-up his current one.

Ren is reeling her chain back after yet another failed attempt to slash you.

It takes you a mere instance to predict their movements before beginning your preemptive counterattack.

You immediately push an open palm into Cuda's face, sending him reeling back off-balance.

Turning to the now jumping Itsuki, you run towards him before he can reach the peak of his jump and catch him by the ankle. A grin spreads across your face as you bend your knees to slide across the rough ground, weighing Itsuki back down to earth with a heavy thud.

You let go of the middle-aged Japanese man and flip from your kneeling position to your feet in the direction of the Japanese girl.
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>(2/2)

Ren is staring at you with surprise and impression while she swings her whip back in preparation for another slash.

A laugh escapes your lips before you dart towards her via foot propulsion and stop yourself from colliding with her by slamming your non-propelling foot into the street asphalt, putting you right in front of her.

Your third-in-command widens her eyes up at you before lowering her head in defeat.

Letting out an excited breath, you pat the girl on the head and leave her blushing to gaze back at the other two.

Itsuki and Barracuda are in the middle of picking themselves up when your eyes land on them.

A pleased hum rumbles in your throat.

"All right, let's go again."

For the next forty-five minutes, you perform same proactive defensive attacks to much success.

It's starting to come back to you: Dan's style, the preemptive countering part of it anyway.

>Proficiency Developed/Redeveloped: Preemptive Countering (Adept level atrophied to Beginner, +1 modifier to preemptive counter attacks. Attacking is the best defense and there's nothing better than defending yourself from an opponents attack with one of your own.)

>[ ] Continue, you're getting the hang of it again. (Final Preemptive Counter Attack Skill Roll, +4 Modifier, DC18)
>[ ] Switch back to General Combat Skill(Final General Combat Skill Roll, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Practice Defensive Training, may be inferior but you never know when you can't attack.(Combat Skill Roll, +3 Modifier, DC16)
>[ ] Try Strength Power Training again, you can do it...maybe. (Power Control Roll, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Throw your hat in Scent Power Training, one day maybe you'll see with your nose rather than your all seeing eye that does it all(Power Control Roll, +3 Modifier, No set DC)
>[ ] Write In.
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is my fighting autism annoying or interesting to read?
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>>3122350
>[ ] Continue, you're getting the hang of it again. (Final Preemptive Counter Attack Skill Roll, +4 Modifier, DC18)

>>3122359
I'm digging it
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>>3122350
>[ ] Continue, you're getting the hang of it again. (Final Preemptive Counter Attack Skill Roll, +4 Modifier, DC18)

>>3122359
Fight autism is always nice to read
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>Final Preemptive Counter Attack Skill Roll
>+4 Modifier
>DC18
Best of three D20s please.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3122648
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3122648
this time, no single-digits
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>3122648
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>3122648
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

do not count this roll, this is me testing my luck
I repeat, do not count this roll
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>>3122707
>>3122720
>>3122722
>>3122726
>>3122727
I think it's time for me to go to bed and stop rolling this entire thread. Goodnight people.
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Rolling closed; writing now.
>>3122726
close call
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>[X] Continue, you're getting the hang of it again. (Final Preemptive Counter Attack Skill Roll, +4 Modifier, DC18)
>Final Preemptive Counter Attack Skill Roll
>+4 Modifier
>DC18
>Rolled 7 + 4 = 11 (7Eleven)
>Failure!

Made this much progress, may as well keep going.

Smirking, you once again take a look at all three of your sparring partners.

Barracuda is charging towards you from afar, laughing and grinning all the way.

Unlike Cuda, Ituski's already close to you with his arm pulled back.

Ren has switched from a far range to a mid-range distance away to better get a slice in on you.

You take a deep breathe and move your hand to push away Itsuki.

The Japanese man plants one of his heels into the ground before using at as a fulcrum to spin himself around your outstretching arm. Using the remaining momentum of the spin to his advantage, he digs his other foot into the ground and lets his hand ride the force of his pivot into a vicious chop to the side of your neck.

A small grunt of surprise escapes your lips.

It seems like Itsuki's taking a page out of your handbook.

You perform a spin of your own to try and circle around the middle-aged man but you feel a wall of muscle crash into you, pushing you back an inch or two and rendering you unbalanced.

Barracuda's signature hearty laugh fills your right ear.

"I fuckin' got yo ass, boss!"

Groaning, you push the man back just in time to give Ren a clear opening to slash you across the chest, cutting your bloodstained shirt.

This somewhat humiliating process repeats itself for the next forty-five minutes.

A sigh escapes your lips as the three sparring partners are left gasping for air.

You fucked up trying to control your power, did an okay job at the basics, actually relearned something, and kind of just fucked up trying to improve on it.

All-in-all, an okay training session.

Over half of your boys should be awake by now but not all of them.

>[ ] "You all owe me a new shirt."
>[ ] "Cuda, always remember I can merc your ass."
>[ ] "Itsuki, you never told me you were a martial artist."
>[ ] "Alright, that's enough training for one day. Let's go back inside."
>[ ] "None of you are to speak of what happened throughout this almost hourly period."
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3123212
>Y'all owe me a new shirt
Our luck's kinda faded
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Late. Will close voting and update tomorrow morning my time (UTC-8)
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>>3123212
>"Y'all owe me a new shirt" Laugh it off. You still got a ways to go and doing this with the inner circles isn't so bad.
For all the talk about weakness and shit Kojo keeps up internally, he still has his own weaknesses (for now). I figure he might be aware enough to acknowledge the irony but enjoy what he's going through. Because the first step to no weaknesses and all the power, is knowing your weaknesses and skillful gains.
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>>3124196
by enjoy I mean in a "this training session wasn't so bad, and at least they got a laugh out of it while I got an idea of where and how I stand - I guess I can laugh too" sort of way
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>>3123212
>[X] "You all owe me a new shirt."
>[X] "Alright, that's enough training for one day. Let's go back inside."
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>>3123212
also forgot this
>[ ] "Alright, that's enough training for one day. Let's go back inside."
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>[X] "You all owe me a new shirt."
>[X] Laughy laughy laugh.
>[X] "Alright, that's enough training for one day. Let's go back inside."

The surprisingly comfy fancy shirt's destruction must be repaid in full.

A smile makes its way onto your face.

"You all owe me a new shirt."

Itsuki bows as Ren rubs the back of her head while Barracuda laughs.

"申し訳ございません, Reyes-sama. I will acquire a red and black checkered button-up long-sleeve shirt as soon as possible." (Japanese: 申し訳ございません, Romanji: Moushiwake gozaimasen, Translation: "I'm really sorry")

You let out a snicker.

"Alright, that's enough training for one day. Let's go back inside."

Turning to the gate, you walk over and input the door code while Cuda grabs his LMG.

All four of you walk in after the sheet of galvanized steel screeches open.

Marcus, Jesus, and a surprisingly clothed, smiling Alex are already seated in a circle by the round-table with several hungover foot soldiers sitting near.

You walk over with the remaining official members of the inner circle and take your seats on the ground-table.

There's quite a lot for you to go over.

>[ ] "I recruited Bullseye, a world class assassin formerly under Kingpin's employ and now mine."
>[ ] "The Enforcers are now our enforcers. They've got a bit of a good guy attitude but they'll fall in line."
>[ ] "The Tinkerer is going to be our main supplier of high-tech weapons and modifications. We'll still buy from the Bratva but Tink is going to mod the hell out of that shit.
>[ ] "So, Ren's crazy and his a split personality that may or may not be her sister or the real her."
>[ ] "It's time we move."
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3124588
>[ ] "First off, I recruited Bullseye, a world class assassin formerly under Kingpin's employ and now mine."
>[ ] "Second, the Enforcers are now our enforcers. They've got a bit of a good guy attitude but they'll fall in line."
>[ ] "Anybody got any questions so far before I move on to the rest?"
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>[X] "First off, I recruited Bullseye, a world class assassin formerly under Kingpin's employ and now mine."
>[X] "Second, the Enforcers are now our enforcers. They've got a bit of a good guy attitude but they'll fall in line."
>[X] "Anybody got any questions so far before I move on to the rest?"

No one needs to know about Ren's crazy little head just yet and Tink is best kept a secret for now so no overhearing rookie gets any crazy ideas of getting an Iron Man suit.

"First off, I recruited Bullseye, a world class assassin formerly under Kingpin's employ and now mine."

Alex lets out a saddened coo.

You roll your eyes and return them to the rest of the inner circle.

"Second, the Enforcers are now our enforcers. They've got a bit of a good guy attitude but they'll fall in line."

Looks of confusion appear on your compatriots' faces.

A hum rumbles in your throat.

"Anybody got any questions so far before I move on to the rest?"

The blonde minx raises her hand.

You blink at the girl and shoot her a look.

"Put your hand down; this isn't kindergarten."

Alex lowers her hand.

"Who are the Enforcers, boss?"

Marcus nods his head.

"That's what I was wondering."

Widening your eyes slightly in realization, you turn back to the full inner circle.

"They're a team of enforcers who were regularly employed by Kingpin for small street probelms and the like. Most of them are muscleheads but one of them is a gunslinger in the country western sense." A laugh escapes your lips. "You have to see it to fucking believe it."

Your best friend raises an eyebrow as Alex laughs.

"What's up with the devil eyes?"

Briefly, you feel an instinctual yearning and shoot a predatory glance at the blonde girl before focusing back on Marcus.

"Nothing, they just...came out and I don't really feel like turning them off."

The black man hums yet says nothing more.

A few things left you can go over before diving straight into the meat of things.

>[ ] "Forgot to mention, the first task I gave Bullseye was hunting down the rest of the leaders of the Rivals so we don't have to worry about them anymore."
>[ ] "The Tinkerer, a genius engineer, is going to be our main supplier of high-tech weapons and modifications."
>[ ] "So, Ren's crazy and his a split personality that may or may not be her sister or the real her."
>[ ] "That'll be all. We'll talk more after everyone wakes up and gets over their hangovers."
>[ ] "It's time we move."
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3125030
>[ ] "Forgot to mention, the first task I gave Bullseye was hunting down the rest of the leaders of the Rivals so we don't have to worry about them anymore."
>[ ] "That'll be all. We'll talk more after everyone wakes up and gets over their hangovers."

Definitely keep Tinkerer a secret for now. He's too important in the long term to rush anything just yet.
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>>3125030
This >>3125074
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Voting closed; writing now.
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Got a family dinner to go to. Will finish writing and update when I get back.
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>[X] "Forgot to mention, the first task I gave Bullseye was hunting down the rest of the leaders of the Rivals so we don't have to worry about them anymore."
>[X] "That'll be all. We'll talk more after everyone wakes up and gets over their hangovers."

Honest mistake on your part and Phineas is still best kept as a secret until a relevant time.

"Forgot to mention, the first task I gave Bullseye was hunting down the rest of the leaders of the Rivals so we don't have to worry about them anymore."

Barracuda clucks his tongue.

"Damn! I was hoping I'd get to merc all them niggas myself."

Marcus smiles.

"You're finally delegating important things instead of handling everything yourself; I haven't seen you do that in years."

You smile back and shrug.

"I killed someone the equivalent of a goddamn gnat yesterday I'm sure anyone here could've offed with a well placed bullet. At that point, I should have realized I didn't have to handle every little thing. Guess I didn't want to have a repeat of yesterday, the longest day of my entire fucking life, when I met with Bullseye."

Shooting you a seductive look, Alex lets out a wistful sigh.

"That was a long and hard day."

You suppress the urge to groan before turning back to the rest of the inner circle.

"That'll be all. We'll talk more after everyone wakes up and gets over their hangovers."

The members of the inner circle nod their heads and rise to go about their own business.

Alex stretches herself out as she stands, letting out a pleased moan.

"Guess I'll go help those boys upstairs." She grins. "I'll make them forget all about their morning headaches."

You rise from your seated postion to take hold of the minx's shoulder before she can walk away.

Turning her head back to face you, she stares into your demon eyes expectingly.

"Finally going to join in, boss?"

You stare deep into her eyes.

Alex blinks.

"Boss?"

...

...

>[ ] "You. Are. Mine."[/red
>[ ] "...Alex, you finally caught something."
>[ ] "...You smell like shit."
>[ ] "...Apologize to Ren."
>[ ] "...Nothing."
>[ ] "..."
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3125850
fucked up on the goddamn brackets, goddammit
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>>3125850
>YOU ARE MINE
>apologize to ren
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>>3125850
This >>3125889
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Late, will close voting and update tomorrow morning my time (UTC-8)

what y'all thinkin'?
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>>3125996
I'm thinking the pace of this buildup is pretty okay. Slow, but not too slow. I expect events to kick in and speed up a bit further once one or two crucial events happen. Also maybe once we improve the soul stuff, we could have a better grasp of whatever the fuck is wrong with Ren, or kill the Oni in Itsuki's sword.
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>[X] "You. Are. Mine."
>[X] "...Apologize to Ren."

Her body is yours now; she is yours now. You cannot tolerate anyone else laying claim to what is yours or letting her give that body to anyone else but you. If someone were to lay with her, you would kill them or take them in turn.

You are above them all, and they must know what's yours is yours as is them and all that is theirs if you will it.

>[X] "You. Are. Mine."

The Minx's eyes widen.

"...Uh, okay, boss; I'm flattered, turned on, and...scared."

You slowly relax your grip on the girl's shoulder.

"...Apologize to Ren."

Alex rapidly nods her head.

"Okay, okay, I'll go do that right now." She immediately turns to your under-boss' direction and scampers off.

A clucking tongue emanates behind you.

"Happening again huh, Kojo?"

You let out a sigh before turning around to face a somewhat concerned and somewhat amused Marcus.

The black man shakes his head.

"Swear you were fucking a quarter of the gang before you finally managed to stop. You do know some people are going to be mad they're not getting a morning lay anymore, right? Either you're going to have to hire some hookers or end up fucking, like, a third of the gang."

Groaning, you look down at yourself.

Sating your innate urges using the gang bicycle was a bad idea.

>[ ] "Don't you fucking judge me. Do you have any idea how hard it is to control my primal instincts? A day doesn't go by where I don't think of killing someone and...eating them....or fucking them...logically not necessarily in that order."
>[ ] "I'll have a talk with the Bronx pimps about it when I meet with Zebra Daddy again."
>[ ] "...Sorry, I woke you up this morning and demolished part of the neighborhood."
>[ ] "At least I'm getting some, you...fucking celibate."
>[ ] "Why didn't you stop me?"
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>>3127152
oh godammit, i forgot to remove the choice check
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>>3127152
>"Don't you fucking judge me. Do you have any idea how hard it is to control my primal instincts? A day doesn't go by where I don't think of killing someone and...eating them....or fucking them...logically not necessarily in that order."
[ ] "...Sorry, I woke you up this morning and demolished part of the neighborhood."
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>>3127152
This >>3127172
Marcus is the one person Kojo would ever admit shit like this to, right now. Not sure if there ever will be more in the future or not, but Marcus is absolutely based and I hope that if he ever dies (he better not) or if Afungi kills him off (and you better not you fungus-fucking /fa/ggot), then he better have a really amazing death scene.
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>>3127206
>Marcus is absolutely based and I hope that if he ever dies (he better not) or if Afungi kills him off (and you better not you fungus-fucking /fa/ggot), then he better have a really amazing death scene.
That largely depends on you guys.
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>[X] "Don't you fucking judge me. Do you have any idea how hard it is to control my primal instincts? A day doesn't go by where I don't think of killing someone and...eating them....or fucking them...logically not necessarily in that order."
>[X] "...Sorry, I woke you up this morning and demolished part of the neighborhood."

You really don't want to hear it from Marcus right now.

Looking up from the ground, you scowl.

"Don't you fucking judge me. Do you have any idea how hard it is to control my primal instincts? A day doesn't go by where I don't think of killing someone and...eating them....or fucking them...logically not necessarily in that order."

The second-in-command widens his eyes.

You let out another sigh.

"...Sorry, I woke you up this morning and demolished part of the neighborhood."

Marcus blinks.

"You want to eat people?"

You tilt your head side to side.

"Eh, I feel the urge to; the smell of blood makes my mouth water and it tastes pretty fucking delicious."

Marcus raises an eyebrow.

"Is this a mutant thing or a third-eyed soul eater thing?"

You shrug.

"Could be one thing or could be both: blood's got a lot of energy in it."

The black man shoots you a look.

"Okaaay, just try to abstain from that shit. I don't want you to go on a crazy cannibal rampage."

You cluck your tongue.

"As if I'd ever lose control of myself to that point."

Marcus laughs.

"Hey, man, you fucked Alex and Ren."

Groaning, you shake your head.

"Just Alex and it was deepthroat."

Your best friend scrunches his face.

"I do not need that image in my head."

A scoff escapes your lips.

"Nothing you haven't seen before."

Marcus groans.

"Don't remind me."

The sound of slapping flesh against flesh echoing throughout the warehouse breaks you two out of your conversation.

At a side of the room, a scowling Ren has once again slapped Alex's blushing face.

You sigh before making your way to them.

Alex turns to you with surprise still in her eyes while Ren scowls.

"Boss, Ren's...different."

'Ren' scoffs.

"Thought slapping you made you want to eat me out, whore. What? You like nice girls who treat you like shit rather than mean ones?"

The minx smiles.

"I don't mind either, Ren-sama, you're just acting weird."

Growling, the Japanese girl slaps the opposite cheek on Alex's face.

"Don't act cute, bitch, get down and bow your head" She grins. "You like being on your knees, don't you?"

Alex purrs as she nods her head before beginning to follow her superior's orders.

You let out another sigh.

If it's not one thing, it's the other.

>[ ] "Oh just fuck already...I mean don't...Please don't; I don't need that right now."
>[ ] "Run, Alex; Alex, Run. She's Ren but a gigantic bitch."
>[ ] "Ru-...Ren, calm down. There's no need for this."
>[ ] "Alex, you don't need to bow.
>[ ] Pinch Run's cheeks again, you need to switch her back before Alex realizes what's going on.
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>>3127292
>Alex, stand up
>Pinch her cheeks, call her cutie pie, whatever it takes
Man, we've already got some great boss fights lined up
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>>3127292
This >>3127383

>Man, we've already got some great boss fights lined up
What did (You) mean by this?
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>>3127447
Our inner circle, when someone attacks us, will make for some awesome boss fights we even have the two stage boss fight
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>>3127494
Oh you mean for enemies and not for Kojo. Gotcha
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>[X] "Alex, you don't need to bow."
>[X] Pinch Run's cheeks again, you need to switch her back before Alex realizes what's going on.

Ren's little mental disorder should remain a secret, and the nice girl should be out instead of the bitch.

"Alex, you don't need to bow."

The blonde giggles as she bows her head to Run.

"I want to."

Groaning, you look up to the Japanese girl.

Run is smiling smugly as your eyes meet hers.

"Looks like she's my whore now, Reyes."

You narrow your eyes and raise your hands to her face, pinching her cheeks.

The Japanese girl blinks at you as her face turns a rosy red.

"W-why do you keep doing this?"

An adoring coo escapes your lips.

"Who's a cute little red light-bulb? Who's a cute little red light-bulb?"

Run grits her teeth.

"I-I'm not- I mean, I am cute but-" She snarls "Fuck you."

You move the girl's crimson pinched cheeks around in circles.

"Aww, so cute I want to snuggle with you."

Run shuts her eyes, relaxes, opens them again, and blinks.

"...Reyes-sama?"

Smiling, you let go of Ren's cheeks.

"Calmed down have you?"

The Japanese girl stares at you before slowly nodding her head.

"Yes, yes I have, Reyes-sama."

Alex rises from her kneeling position to stare at the both of you in disbelief.

You may have stopped Run from outing Ren, but all you've done is raise more suspicion.

>[ ] "...What? What?"
>[ ] "Don't speak a word of this to anyone."
>[ ] "Ren, would you like to apologize to Alex?"
>[ ] Rub Ren's red cheeks, you may have pinched them a little too hard.
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>>3127619
>[ ] "...What? What?"
>[ ] "I'll tell you guys later, don't give me that look."
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>>3127619
>What what
>I'll tell you all later
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>>3127619
>Oh, and rub Ren's cheeks
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>[X] "...What? What?"
>[X] "I'll tell you guys later, don't give me that look."
>[X] Rub Ren's red cheeks, you may have pinched them a little too hard.

Secrets that may inhibit communication or accepted behavior between colleagues need to be either revealed, dismissed, or accepted so everyone can go about their duties: It's better for the group as a whole to understand just what the hell is happening with Ren so they can ignore her out of character behavior and focus on the big things. Like many other things, Run will eventually become a common everyday fact in their lives, but, for now, you'll let it stay a secret.

You shoot the blonde a look.

"...What? What?"

Alex blinks, points to Ren, scowls, points to you, points from you back to Ren, smiles, and turns her pointing hand into an open one with a look of disbelief on her face.

Sighing, you roll your eyes.

"I'll tell you guys later, don't give me that look."

The blond lowers her hand and pouts before seating herself on one of the nearby Bratva crates.

You turn back to Ren and see her cheeks still a rosy red.

It seems like you might have pinched them a little to hard.

Raising your hands back to the Japanese girl's face, you gently rub the crimson flesh of her face.

Your third-in-command jolts and blushes a deep red as your personal assassin hums.

A minute passes until you take your hands off the not-so-crazy girl's face.

Ren gulps and bows her head.

"T-thank you very much, Reyes-sama."

You smile.

"You're welcome."

Turning back, you see the members of your inner circle spread about the warehouse.

Lot of time to kill and things you can talk about with them.

>[ ] Walk over to Marcus, he is your boy.
>[ ] Get over to Jesus, he could use a check-up after yesterday.
>[ ] Turn back around to Alex and Ren, you're not finished here yet.
>[ ] Make your way to Barracuda, he was disappointed about the Rivals.
>[ ] Find Felon amongst the piles of unconscious bodies, he's a bitch but his ability is useful.
>[ ] Go to Itsuki, the man has said people have come for his sword before and he seems to know something about the supernatural.
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>>3127999
>Check up on Jésus
>And Cuda
>Then itsuki
We should find something to do with our time/money
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>[X] Get over to Jesus, he could use a check-up after yesterday.
>[X] Make your way to Barracuda, he was disappointed about the Rivals.
>[X] Go to Itsuki, the man has said people have come for his sword before and he seems to know something about the supernatural.

>(1/2)

The immediate potential problems should come first before relaxing chats.

You look over to the Colombian teen sitting on a Bratva crate and start walking.

Jésus' eyes follow you as you trek all the way towards him.

"Hola, patrón." he says in his usual monotone at the same time you arrive.

You raise a hand in greeting.

"Hey, how are you feeling this morning?"

The enforcer stares blankly at you for a few seconds.

"...Normal."

You blink at the man.

"Have you given any thought to what I said yesterday?"

Jésus nods his head.

"I...I'm not sure how I can feel better about myself, patrón."

A small hum rumbles in your throat.

You don't know how to either.

Laying a comforting hand on the man's shoulder, you give him a warm smile.

"Give it time: not everyone can heal in a day."

Jésus looks down at himself and nods.
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Time is something you have plenty of, but, in all likelihood, the man in front of you might die before he can ever love himself. Might be good to pay for a therapist for the lot of your crew and one for yourself if necessary. The past few days have taught you just how fucked up everyone in your inner circle is as a result of your occupational lifestyle.

You slide your hand off the enforcer and make your way to the towering black one.

Barracuda bobs his head in greeting when you get to him.

"Sup, boss."

Raising your hand, you bob your head back.

"Sup, you still disappointed about the Rivals?"

Cuda nods.

"Was really hopin' I'd get to piss on Nigel and skull fuck Arturo; I know that black and white spandex wearin' mothafucka can get the job done, but it's a boring way for all that beef to end. Please tell me you're gonna have another slaughter and soon, boss."

You shrug.

"The Chinatown triads might fight instead of bow, there could be a few straggler gangs resisting our expansion, and the anti-mutant shitheads are likely to make a move on me after I claim the inheritance. You'll get a firefight one way or the other, Cuda."

The black giant grins.

"Fuck yeah, I am! Them chinks are some racist mothafuckas and there's a shit load of small time gangs in the NYC; gonna make me some holes to piss in today."

You briefly give the man a look before letting out a laugh.

Really, you have no idea why you bother worrying about this big black bastard.

You turn to Itsuki's direction and stroll over to him.

The Japanese bows as you approach.

"おはようございます, Reyes-sama." (Japanese: おはようございます, Romanji: Ohayogozaimasu, Translation: Polite "Good Morning")

You raise an eyebrow.

"We already met this morning but hello."

Itsuki raises his head just to bow it again.

"ごめんなさい, Reyes-sama." (Japanese: ごめんなさい, Romanji: Gomen-nasai, Translation: Formal "I'm sorry."

Shooting the man a look, you part your lips to say something but quickly close them knowing his response.

He is far too polite.

>[ ] "That sword of yours, is it alive in a way?"
>[ ] "Could you teach me your fighting style some time?"
>[ ] "Have you ever had encounters with supernatural creatures?"
>[ ] "What martial arts do you practice? That chop hurt like a bitch."
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>[ ] "That sword of yours, is it still alive in a way? When I look at it, I see some fucked up purple shit in it. Nothing like anything I've seen since I got this ability." Hum. "The way it cut me the first time we met, it stung like a bitch. Definitely feels like the real deal."
>[ ] "Have you ever had encounters with supernatural creatures? Besides the oni in the sword, I mean."
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>>3128569
>Ever fight something spooky
>What do you practice
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scale of 1-10 how fucked in the head is the crew?
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>>3128613
>Marcus
5/10, definitely has lingering doubts and other shit that might be plaguing him below the surface, but our bro time with him dropped it from a 6/10 or 7/10, definitely by some significant margin
>Ren
7/10, still seems a bit out of it when it comes to the split personality deal, but must be more to her feelings than just that, her disconnect is deceiving
>Alex
9/10, dis bitch be CRAZY nigga, on top of her odd expertise and cunning (idea to get pimps in line and the will rewrite) and obfuscating sluttiness add to her enigmatic score
>Jesus
7/10, despite his constant stoicism and if what Felon hinted at is any indication – we can't fucking help him right now, so we just have to leave him to heal a bit on his own
>Itsuki
3/10, he has gone beyond anything that may plague him, except for the stresses of being a supernatural target with that sword – definitely one of the most improved people
>Cuda
0/10, big nigga is based nigga; nothing can go wrong, and anything that does go wrong can be solved with some smarts, bullets, and some good healthy family-unfriendly fun

>Kojo
12/10 on the inside, 5/10 on the outside
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>>3128613
>>3128661
I'd mark Ren as an eight, but these seem right.
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>[X] "That sword of yours, is it still alive in a way? When I look at it, I see some fucked up purple shit in it. Nothing like anything I've seen since I got this ability." Hum. "The way it cut me the first time we met, it stung like a bitch. Definitely feels like the real deal."
>[X] "Have you ever had encounters with supernatural creatures? Besides the oni in the sword, I mean."
>[X] "What martial arts do you practice?"

Itsuki does go through the effort to pray in a Buddhist temple to get a hold of that blade. Could just be the energy emanating from it, but it could be alive. You're not really that experienced yet with the supernatural. He probably has some if not more than you do.

You tilt your head.

"That sword of yours, is it still alive in a way? When I look at it, I see some fucked up purple shit in it. Nothing like anything I've seen since I got this ability." A hum rumbles in your throat. "The way it cut me the first time we met, it stung like a bitch. Definitely feels like the real deal."

The Japanese man slowly nods.

"Often, I hear an inhuman voice speak old Japanese in my mind when I wield the blade, Reyes-sama. It may be the remnants of what the oni was, but it may also be a sign of sentience. I do not have the same ability to perceive the supernatural as you do, Reyes-sama."

You slightly widen your eyes.

It seems as though the blade is alive in a way. Maybe you could pull it out or talk with it using your third eye. Could turn out bad or good depending on just how strong the oni's essence is.

"Have you ever had encounters with supernatural creatures? Besides the oni in the sword, I mean."

Once again, Itsuki nods his head.

"My ancestral sword has attracted many throughout my life; other oni, even. I've killed them all."

You whistle.

There really are other supernatural beings in this world and Itsuki's apparently a demon slayer.

"What martial arts do you practice?"

Itsuki does not skip a beat.

"Akido, Judo, and Jujitsu."

A hum rumbles in your throat.

Typical Japanese styles yet his repertoire excludes Kendo, Kenjutsu, and, rightfully, Karate.

>[ ] "Can you use the power of the sword or does it just burn the people it cuts?"
>[ ] "Your sword style is entirely improvised, then?"
>[ ] "What kinds of creatures exactly?"
>[ ] "Then what were those high-jump kicks?"
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>>3129518
>[ ] "Your sword style is entirely improvised, then?"
>[ ] "What kinds of creatures exactly?"
Bit slow today
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>>3129834
Ditto
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Daily reminder to institute plan KOJO KNOWS YOU
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>>3129834
Last minute Christmas shopping probably.
>>3129895
In due time
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>[X] "Your sword style is entirely improvised, then?"
>[X] "What kinds of creatures exactly?"

Fact that he's never tried Kendo or Kenjutsu is surprising considering how traditional he is not to mention being from a line of demon sword keeping Japanese men. Either members of his family learn how to use the blade their own way or he never got the chance to learn from the last person who carried it.

"Your sword style is entirely improvised, then?"

Itsuki hums.

"There was no one that could teach me and I had no funds to hire a trainer in my early age, Reyes-sama. It was only after I joined the Yakuza did I attempt to learn Kendo and Kenjutsu, but by then my own swordstyle had been ingrained into me to the point I couldn't learn either. With both styles out of reach, I decided to learn martial arts to compensate for moments when I'd be without my sword."

You blink.

The man is talking as if he had no parents or came from a poor background.

"What kinds of creatures did you kill exactly?"

Itsuki raises a hand to his chin.

"河童, ははきがみ, 口裂け女, 兵主部, 鎌鼬, 絡新婦, 土蜘蛛, 磯撫で, 白粉婆, 野狐, and various oni." (Romanji: "Kappa, hahakigami, kuchisakeon'na, hyōsube, kamaitachi, jorōgumo, tsuchigumo, isonade, oshiroibaba, nogitsune," Translation: "River-child, broom spirit, slit mouth woman, [various warrior noises composing a name], sickle weasel, woman-spider, beach stroker, white face powder hag, field foxes,")

You let out a long drawn out whistle.

Well and truly, Itsuki has seen some shit.

"How the hell did you not kill me when we fought at the temple?"

The middle-aged man sighs.

"I am no longer in my prime, Reyes-sama. During my youth, I slayed countless of those creatures. They stopped coming for me eventually likely due to my reputation, but I fear if one were to come for me in my current state I would fail to stop them."

You let out a small hum.

Age seems to consume all the great men you know one way or the other.

One day, it'll eat away at Marcus and everyone else you know.

...

>[ ] "Which was the hardest to kill?"
>[ ] "So, were you poor or were you made an orphan?"
>[ ] "Fucking hell, you really are something out of an anime."
>[ ] "Can you use the power of the sword or does it just burn the people it cuts?"
>[ ] "What were those high-jump kicks? That's not a grapple like any of the styles you said you know."
>[ ] "Relax, Itsuki, I'm here now. No freaky aborted human whale child demon ghost is going to break your sword."
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>>3130312
>What was the hardest kill
>Can you use the power of the sword
>Could... Could you teach me your style
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>>3130312
>>[X] "Can you use the power of the sword or does it just burn the people it cuts?"
>>[X] "What were those high-jump kicks? That's not a grapple like any of the styles you said you know."
Jump good.
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>[X] "Which was the hardest to kill?"
>[X] "Can you use the power of the sword or does it just burn the people it cuts?"
>[X] "What were those high-jump kicks? That's not a grapple like any of the styles you said you know."
>[x] C-Could... Could you teach me your style, Kenji Itsuki-senpai?

>(1/2)

From Kingpin's knowledge of Japanese folklore, there are varying versions of the creatures he's talking about. Each interpretation could have their own incarnation or they're all different tales detailing attributes of the one thing. Some range from relatively minor nuisances to absolute bullshit.

"Which was the hardest to kill?"

Itsuki flinches.

"The 磯撫で, Reyes-sama. I was caught by surprise and sunk underneath the ocean along with the ship I was traveling on. I had to cut my way out of the suite I was in as the entire ship was flooded with water and I had but minutes to spare before I ran out of oxygen. Once I was free, I saw the leviathan lurking in the deep." He sighs. "Have you ever tried moving submerged in water, Reyes-sama?" (Japanese:磯撫で, Romanji: isonade, Translation: Beach Stroker

You stare blankly at the Japanese man as you feel the sensation of being completely enveloped by cold and salt sting in your eyes. Parting your lips you struggle to breathe before closing them when you remember you rarely need to anymore.

To die and to bereborn

"...I'm familiar."

Itsuki hums.

"I had to fend off a creature twice or thrice the size of a luxury cruiser while I moved as slow as a tortoise. To prevent myself from being immediately killed, I sunk my blade into it and proceeded to carve away. Unfortunately, the leviathan was wise enough to thrash in an attempt to dislodge me. Having no other choice, I cut it open, entered its body, and dug through the monster until my blade found its heart. I survived yet suffered countless bone fractures, acid burns, several ruptured organs, and muscle tears from enduring the leviathan's thrashing and slicing through its body. I managed to find my way out of its dying carcass but fell unconscious from oxygen deprivation. Days later, I washed up on shore of Matsuura half-dead still holding my ancestral blade in my unbroken hand. I healed however I was never the same after."

You widen your eyes and gape at the man before you.

The motherfucker killed the sea's equivalent of godzilla in just a couple of fucking minutes underwater, likely in the deep ocean, and came out alive. At the temple, you fought a shadow of the man who slew monsters like yourself as a past-time and still had difficulty bringing him down.

In all likelihood, if Itsuki were still in his prime you'd be dead.
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>(2/2)

You blink and shake your head to reset your thoughts.

"Can you use the power of the sword or does it just burn the people it cuts?"

Itsuki nods.

"I used to be able to manipulate the ebb and flow of the blade's power with intense focus. I'd only use it rarely or..." He cringes. "To show off at oni seeking their kin. With it, I could mimic the exact slice I made in an entirely different direction without moving my sword to ensnare and further damage my opponent. The maximum amount of sword swings I could duplicate were six, more than enough to kill any mortal being with half important targets. Doubt I have the mind or the will to replicate the technique in my current state, however."

Once again, you widen your eyes.

He is just a bag of surprises and tricks.

"What were those high-jump kicks? That's not a grapple like any of the styles you said you know."

Itsuki doesn't skip a beat.

"Improvised surprise tactics, Reyes-sama. You had no knowledge if I practiced any sort of martial arts an I am an aging man so I decided to attack you with aerial maneuvers I had moderate experience with. Considering how close I was to hitting you with them despite my lack of proper practice, I would call them successful."

You resist the urge to narrow your eyes.

If he were any other man and actually intended for his tone to come off as it is, you'd be mad at the not-so-cheeky fucker.

A sigh escapes your lips.

"Could...Could you teach me your style?"

The Japanese man blinks.

"You wish to wield my blade one day, Reyes-sama?"

You shrug.

"Not really but I don't think I'd mind much despite not having a use for it. I'm talking more about your swordsmanship."

Itsuki nods in understanding.

"I could if you wish to, Reyes-sama. Be warned, however, I have never taught anyone and do not understand precisely how to explain my swordsmanship to others."

A hum rumbles in your throat.

That sounds kind of like what you said to Marcus when he asked you if he could be taught Apex Fang. Maybe Itsuki could teach you if you both try hard enough, but it's going to be time consuming.

>[ ] "How do I compare to the oni?"
>[ ] "Used to be an arrogant young man, huh?"
>[ ] "So, were you poor or were you made an orphan?"
>[ ] "You are exactly the kind of badass old man in every shounen anime I have never watched yet somehow have knowledge of thanks to soul eating that fatass nerd for eastern cultures."
>[ ] "One day, I'm going to restore your youth somehow and fight you in your prime. Don't hold back or think of the battle as a spar: I want to see if I can defeat you in a duel to the death."
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>>3130935
>You used to be arrogant
>How do I compare
>Someday, I'll restore your youth and we'll have a proper fight like something out of a Bruce Lee movie
I kinda don't want to bring up his childhood, if he wants to talk to us about it that's one thing but I don't want to be the one to dig it up
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Hope I didn't put in too much weebiness. I just find Japanese folklore and legend to be interesting as all hell. The use of Japanese characters is more for preciseness and my own autism about languages (My dumbass has learned bits of German, French, Russian, and Japanese over the years in attempts to learn the languages but I have yet to know any as much as I do Spanish and English) As for Itsuki, I felt like his ancestral blade had to have some kind of major consequence of sorts on him and his life other than being something he had to constantly worry about passing on. I haven't really hinted at him being past his prime in previous threads so I feel like this is a bit out of the blue.
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>>3130962
It's cool, you always need the odd boss fight out
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>>3130935
This >>3130960
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>>3130962
Itsuki seems like a nice thought out character, and the various language autism you have in the quest gives it a sense of authenticity I love the shit out of. Don't feel bad for it.
>I haven't really hinted at him being past his prime in previous threads
To be fair, looking back, he did subtly give off that impression.

>>[ ] "You are exactly the kind of badass old man in every shounen anime I have never watched yet somehow have knowledge of thanks to soul eating that fatass nerd for eastern cultures."
Kingpin was a weeb? Damn.
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>>3131305
>Itsuki seems like a nice thought out character, and the various language autism you have in the quest gives it a sense of authenticity I love the shit out of. Don't feel bad for it.
Thank you.
>Kingpin was a weeb? Damn.
He's always had a thing for the far east in the comics. The fatass was a sumo practitioner and affiliated with the Hand. Bound to have watched an anime or two in his time.
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>[X] "Used to be an arrogant young man, huh?"
>[X] "How do I compare to the oni?"
>[X] "You are exactly the kind of badass old man in every shounen anime I have never watched yet somehow have knowledge of thanks to soul eating that fatass nerd for eastern cultures."
>[X] "Someday, I'll restore your youth and we'll have a proper fight like something out of a Bruce Lee movie."

The ever so formal and humble man standing before you was once filled with piss and vinegar. It probably shouldn't surprise you as much as it is: lot of older people were feistier in their youth. Sure, Dan stayed the same way but Dan was Dan.

"Used to be an arrogant young man, huh?"

Itsuki almost groans.

"...Yes, I was conceited and foolish in my youth. I regret ever being that callous young man. Many people who didn't need to die wouldn't have if I was the man I am now. My transformation from a hot-headed fool to a composed soldier surprised many but was met with much deserved relief."

You let out a laugh.

In ways, you can relate: from a broken puppet, you became the man you are today for better and for worse.

"How do I compare to the oni?"

The Japanese man doesn't skip a beat.

"You have their destructive power yet forbid their self-destructive mindset, Reyes-sama. Unlike them, you know what it is to be mortal despite your inhuman abilities. Many are foolish to try and rush their enemy with a mighty blow, which leads them open to a precise attack at any point of their body. No amount of improved healing can repair a decapitated head."

A hum rumbles in your throat.

You are still wary of people who have nowhere near the amount of power you do. Just because they aren't strong doesn't mean they can't damage you, and just because you can heal doesn't mean you're immortal. Besides that, major blood loss can render you unconscious and quite possibly kill you, giving enemies an open window to capture you or launch attacks on your operations without you protecting your interests.

Despite Itsuki's experience with those horned bastards, he didn't underestimate you or treat you the same way he did them.

Smiling, you laugh again.

"You are exactly the kind of badass old man in every shounen anime I have never watched yet somehow have knowledge of thanks to soul eating that fatass nerd for eastern cultures." You grin. "Someday, I'll restore your youth and we'll have a proper fight like something out of a Bruce Lee movie."

The middle-aged man smiles and bows.

"It honors me to know you think so highly of my ability and would go to such lengths to restore it, Reyes-sama."

Really, you have no idea how Itsuki could have ever been a young jackass.

>[ ] Walk over to Marcus, he is your boy.
>[ ] Turn back around to Alex and Ren, you're not finished with them yet.
>[ ] Find Felon amongst the piles of unconscious bodies, he's a bitch but his ability is useful.
>[ ] "So, were you poor or were you made an orphan?"
>[ ] "Talk to you later, Itsuki."
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>>3131406
>[ ] "Talk to you later, Itsuki."
>[ ] Walk over to Marcus, he is /your boy/.
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>>3131415
Ditto
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>[X] "Talk to you later, Itsuki."
>[X] Walk over to Marcus, he is /your boy/.

You've learned enough about the Japanese demon slayer for one day; your home boy could use some attendance.

Turning your body around, you wave behind at the enforcer.

"Talk to you later, Itsuki."

A hum resonates behind you as you walk away.

Marcus eyes you knowingly while you make your way to him.

"Keeping everyone in line? Learning more about them, gaining their trust, and pretending you care about them?"

You widen your eyes.

"What brought this on?"

The man clucks his tongue.

"Kojo, I know you; it's what you do."

A familiar pressure pushes down on your insides.

Deceit, manipulation, and delusion are all in your twisted nature.

"...Do you feel like I pretend to care about you?"

Marcus blinks and shakes his head.

"No, I mean I used to sometimes, but I know for sure you don't now. It's just...weird seeing you do that knowing you can be genuine but aren't. Feels like I'm watching two entirely different people. Either I haven't gotten used to seeing you around more or I'm just now realizing how many little shifts in personality you go through depending on the situation."

You hum in understanding.

At times, you do switch from calculating mastermind to petty gangster and to bloodthirsty mass murderer. None of those three things are what any outside person would consider normal or healthy despite their productiveness. It's not necessarily a detrimental thing but it just goes to show how fucked in the head you really are.

>[ ] "Back at Owl's warehouse, I was...I saw a vision of a mutant who was the opposite of me. He was weak and pathetic but he was content. The man had friends, a bitch, and...someone like you...Am I focusing on the wrong thing in life? I'm starting to understand how he as another person felt, which is an entirely new thing for me."
>[ ] "I care for them in a way. Not the same way I do you but they're important. If any of them died, I'd be the same but...disappointed? The first time I ever felt sadness was literally yesterday."
>[ ] "Do you think if I see a therapist I'd get better?"
>[ ] "Isn't that normal? I mean, you act weird sometimes too."
>[ ] "Marcus, I think I hate myself."
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>>3131573
>[ ] "I care for them in a way. Not the same way I do you but they're important. If any of them died, I'd be the same but...disappointed? The first time I ever felt sadness was literally yesterday."
They're valuable pieces after all.
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>>3131573
>I saw my opposite in that warehouse
>I can care about people
Man, empathy is infectious
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>>3131573
>[ ] "I care for them in a way. Not the same way I do you but they're important. If any of them died, I'd be the same but...disappointed? The first time I ever felt sadness was literally yesterday."
Complete character development doesn't happen in a day.
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>>3131593
Except when you're us, then everything happens in a day
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>>3131595
in complete fairness, self awareness and realizing you had a heart was the only character development
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>[X] "Back at Owl's warehouse, I was...I saw a vision of a mutant who was the opposite of me. He was weak and pathetic but he was content. The man had friends, a bitch, and...someone like you...Am I focusing on the wrong thing in life? I'm starting to understand how he as another person felt, which is an entirely new thing for me."
>[X] "I care for them in a way. Not the same way I do you but they're important. If any of them died, I'd be the same but...disappointed? The first time I ever felt sadness was literally yesterday."

>(1/2)

Now is as good a time as any to go over that otherworldly occurrence in Owl's place. The squat and the old warehouse weren't exactly the best place to discuss them, however. You already had enough dramatic moments yesterday.

You flatten your lips into a thin line.

"Back at Owl's warehouse, I was...I saw a vision of a mutant who was the opposite of me. He was weak and pathetic but he was content. The man had friends, a bitch, and...someone like you." You frown. "...Am I focusing on the wrong thing in life? I'm starting to understand how he as another person felt, which is an entirely new thing for me."

Marcus widens his eyes.

"Were you tripping balls or going through some kind of supernatural mind melding?"

You raise an eyebrow.

"...The latter, I think."

The man blinks.

"Okaaay, do you really think you understand how that mutant dude felt?"

You shrug.

"I mean, I felt what was his life experiences and thoughts so yeah but not really since I didn't get the full story. The thing is I'm starting to have the same feelings he did; one of them, anyway."

Marcus hums.

"Kojo, I'm not sure if there's a right thing to focus on in life. You told me yourself you do all of this shit to fill the emptiness in you. It's not the best, but it's all you know. I'm just trying to get by like most people here."

A hum of your own rumbles in your throat.

Throughout your entire life, crime and violence were necessary to subsist. The lengths you've taken them insure you thrive instead of survive like you used to if you could even call that living. People like Cage, Spider-boy, and the scaly mutant wouldn't be able to understand. Not a single memory in your mind can recall a day you weren't a criminal. To live was to kill, fight, steal, and abuse; those who didn't do any were raped, killed, robbed, and exploited. The rare times you dreamed you saw an ocean filled with blood of people you stepped over with their bodies floating on the surface bloated, rotten, and bare of all they had.
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>(2/2)

Life is Death and to live is to die or devour others.

"I care for them in a way. Not the same way I do you but they're important. If any of them died, I'd be the same but...disappointed?" You shrug. "The first time I ever felt sadness was literally yesterday."

Your best friend sighs.

"Well, at least you're making progress." He blinks. "I really should be more freaked out about how you don't feel emotions the same way everyone else does but you had none when we first met, so this is somehow better yet worse."

Raising an eyebrow, you tilt your head to the side.

"Worse how exactly?"

Marcus breathes in through his teeth.

"The old you wouldn't be having this kind of crazy drama and the current you is a clusterfuck of issues."

You untilt your head and groan.

"Don't act like the old me was more pleasant to be around."

The black man clucks his tongue.

"I never had to worry about pissing the old you off and getting murdered by him on a whim."

A deep pain engulfs the center of your chest.

It hurts you to know how much truth there is in his words.

You really are that much of a piece of shit.

>[ ] "...Marcus, the moment I had no use for you, the old me would've killed you."
>[ ] "...Everything would be so much better if I just died back then."
>[ ] "Do you think...if I see a therapist I'd get better?"
>[ ] "That...really hurts, you know?"
>[ ] "I...I would never hurt you."
>[ ] "...I'm sorry."
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>>3131788
>[ ] "...Marcus, the moment I had no use for you, the old me would've killed you."
Now we would feel bad after.
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>>3131788
Man, I'm shit with this kind of stuff on one hand I don't want to lie to Marcus but on the other hand going out and saying that we would have killed him doesn't seem like the right thing to do
>I'm sorry Marcus
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>>3131788
Merry Christmas Fungi
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>>3132032
Thanks, man. Have a merry Christmas or happy holiday or whatever the hell you do near the end of the year. If you do nothing, have a happy new year.
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>[ ] "...Marcus, the moment I had no use for you, the old me would've killed you."
>[ ] "...I'm sorry, Marcus"
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>[X] "...Marcus, the moment I had no use for you, the old me would've killed you."

He's right about the present you, but he's overlooking the fact the past you was just as capable of killing him only with even less thought to it.

You let out a sigh.

"...Marcus, the moment I had no use for you, the old me would've killed you."

The black man parts his lips, closes them, raises a hand to his chin, hums, widens his eyes, and lowers his hand.

"Yeah, you would've."

Nodding, you hum back.

"Abuelita, Dan, my dad, you, and maybe mom if I hadn't killed her when I was born. The moment any of you stopped being useful, I would've killed you all, chopped you up, put your bits in a bag, and threw you in a dumpster."

Marcus outstretches an open hand.

"Okay, okay! I get it: the old you was worse."

You frown.

"An understatement but accurate."

Marcus returns his hand to his side.

"...You really don't like thinking or hearing about the old you, do you?"

You nod.

"I was alive but dead and killed almost everyone precious to me" You sigh. "Every time I focus on who I was or try to recall that mindset I had, I feel like...I'm dying. I stop thinking, feeling emotions, and everything goes cold. It happened back when we chatted with Silvio and stopped by the old squat."

Marcus blinks.

"I knew something was wrong with you back there. You used to stare at that mirror for hours on end when you weren't staring at me. Sometimes, it looked like you were staring at a complete stranger trying to read your own face."

You let out a small hum.

"Had nothing better to do than keeping watch and trying to see if I ever made the same faces other people do sub-consciously like they do. I mostly stared at you to try and get a read on your emotions. Got good at reading them but couldn't really understand them and you know how I was feeling wise."

Marcus widens his eyes slightly and nods but says nothing.

There's a lot you haven't told him about the old you, a lot you don't want to. Maybe the old you's little quirks are nostalgic to Marcus but they make you remember how you were.

You might be a piece of shit now, but you'll never be that puppet again.

>[ ] "Aren't those personality shifts you were talking about normal? I mean, you act weird sometimes too."
>[ ] "Do you think if I see a therapist I'd get better?"
>[ ] "What do you miss most about the old me?"
>[ ] "Marcus, I think I hate myself."
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>>3132204
>What was the best/worst about me
Man, how did we become a fucking human being
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>>3132207
We became an MC. If we didn't Kojo would be some C-B tier xman villain.
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>>3132219
i feel strangely offended right now
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>>3132223
Not that anon, but would it help lessen the sense of offense if you compared Kojo now to the Kojo in the diner?
Because cop kicking diner Kojo would have been that villain.
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>>3132255
Yes, yes it would and yes early concept Kojo would've been that villain. Let's pretend Kojo was only like that because he was hungover from the party the other night, which he was and is now a good justification for his foolish behavior when I think about it.
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>>3132219
Yeah, Kojo would have been a "eat puppies for fun villain" rather than a "I'm trying to provide for the people around me" type villain
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>>3132292
Well, he's some of the former and a bit of the latter. He does everything so long as it benefits him.
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>>3132204
>What was the best/worst about me
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>>3132223
Oh I didn't mean anything by it, just that comics tend to underutilize most villains. At best he'd have been a regenerator fight with wolverine or a slightly smarter rhino for Spidey.
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>>3132617
Ah, I see. Neither did I. I could totally see someone else writing Kojo as just some generic supervillain with super strength.
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>[X] "What was the best and worst things about the old me?"

It's a mystery to you what anyone would find your old self's most beneficial or detrimental qualities to be. You weren't exactly a person back then and someone would have to actually known you to judge them. Marcus is the only one left who knew your old self.

"What was the best and worst things about the old me?"

Marcus hums.

"Best, I'd say the old you's dependability: I could always rely on you for protection and not have to worry about getting my throat slashed, which I'm now seeing as something I should have been worried about."

You nod.

"Every time you ran home with someone chasing you, I contemplated kill you after I killed them."

Marcus blinks.

"Well, that's...good to know?" He sighs. "As for your worst, I'd say the whole extremely rational emotionless puppet thing. Now that I'm looking back on it, I really should have taken that more into account. Sure, it was creepy but it was also a sign you'd fucking murder me and I was too distracted by the creepiness and being alive to care."

A confirming hum rumbles in your throat.

"You were far too comfortable with the old me."

Marcus nods.

"Starting to see that now."

A sigh escapes your lips.

He's starting to see the truth behind the old you, but it doesn't feel good at all.

>[ ] "Aren't those personality shifts you were talking about normal? I mean, you act weird sometimes too."
>[ ] "Do you think if I see a therapist I'd get better?"
>[ ] "Marcus, I think I hate myself."
>[ ] "...I'm sorry."
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>>3132729
>[ ] "I'm sure if I didn't have you, I would have been worse off. Keeping you around and alive for how useful you were was the closest I had to showing appreciation, in that empty state."
>[ ] "Do you think if I see a therapist I'd get better?" Laugh, then stop laughing. "No, I'm serious. Being made aware of exactly how I am back at the old squat, made me start noticing the issues everyone else has. You think it's worth a try, once I seize Kingpin's money?"
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>>3132729
>>3132741
>>[X] "I'm sure if I didn't have you, I would have been worse off. Keeping you around and alive for how useful you were was the closest I had to showing appreciation, in that empty state."
>>[X] "Do you think if I see a therapist I'd get better?" Laugh, then stop laughing. "No, I'm serious. Being made aware of exactly how I am back at the old squat, made me start noticing the issues everyone else has. You think it's worth a try, once I seize Kingpin's money?
I like these.
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>[X] "I'm sure if I didn't have you I would have been worse off. Keeping you around and alive for how useful you were was the closest I had to showing appreciation in that empty state."
>[X] "Do you think if I see a therapist I'd get better?" Laugh, then stop laughing. "No, I'm serious. Being made aware of exactly how I am back at the old squat, made me start noticing the issues everyone else has. You think it's worth a try once I seize Kingpin's money?

>(1/2

You were pretty fucked up back then but you would have been even worse if you never met Marcus, Dan, and Abuelita. Human emotion was completely incomprehensible to you before they came into your life. If not for them, you wouldn't have ever become the man you are now or have context to the emotions you felt after you woke up.

"I'm sure if I didn't have you I would have been worse off. Keeping you around and alive for how useful you were was the closest I had to showing appreciation in that empty state."

Marcus frowns.

"You didn't know what appreciation even was. Every time I said thank you, you'd stare at me for a while."

A hum rumbles in your throat.

"I heard it said before I just didn't know what it meant. The freaked out look you gave me always messed up my idea of thanks. Seemed like a word for confirming your submission than appreciation, which I really didn't understand."

Your best friend widens his eyes before closing them and sighing.

"I'm sorry for bringing up the past." He opens his glowing blue eyes. "For me, most of my happiest memories are from the back then. But for you, that was the worst period of your entire life. Hearing you talk about how you used to be and how you feel whenever you try to figure it out is putting a lot of things into perspective."
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>(2/2)

Turning your eyes downward, you let out a sigh of your own.

"Do you think if I see a therapist I'd get better?" Raising your gaze to Marcus, you let out a throaty laugh that sucks in the black man before stopping. "No, I'm serious." You frown. "Being made aware of exactly how I am back at the old squat, made me start noticing the issues everyone else has. You think it's worth a try once I seize Kingpin's money?"

Marcus blinks at you and shrugs.

"I don't know, man. Your best chance is to find a heavy duty OG therapist used to handling people like you, which may as well be trying to hunt a unicorn. Maybe one of those celebrity therapists or therapists for celebrities can help you out." He raises a hand to his chin and hums. "I think I heard of this one guy who was a counselor for capes and an advocate for mutant rights on a TV before."

A memory or two that aren't your own flood into your mind.

"Dr. Sean Garrison, host of Therapeutic Talk."

The black man lowers his hand.

"That's his name; you've heard of him?"

You shake your head.

"Kingpin did."

Marcus raises an eyebrow before widening his eyes.

"Oh yeah, you ate his...soul."

A confirming hum rumbles in your throat.

Sean could be of help with you and your crew, but he could out you to the caped douche-bags who's problems he also listens to.

>[ ] "Forgot to mention this, but Ren has dissociative identity disorder and might actually be the other Yamizake twin who I made her kill. If she starts acting like a bitch, you know she's flipped; just pinch her cheeks, call her a cute girl, pat her on the head, and baby talk her and Ren will go back to normal."
>[ ] "Aren't those personality shifts you were talking about normal? I mean, you act weird sometimes too."
>[ ] "Is the soul eating thing really weird? Am I just too used to crazy shit to care?"
>[ ] "Do you feel like you need a therapist? If I can admit it, you can."
>[ ] "Marcus, I think I hate myself."
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3132899
>[ ] "Is the soul eating thing really weird? Am I just too used to crazy shit to care?"
>[ ] "And aren't those personality shifts you were talking about normal? I mean, you act weird sometimes too."
>[ ] "Speaking of personality shit, I forgot to mention this. Ren has dissociative identity disorder and might actually be the other Yamizake twin who I made her kill. If she starts acting like a bitch, you know she's flipped; just pinch her cheeks, call her a cute girl, pat her on the head, and baby talk her and Ren will go back to normal."
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>>3132924
Ditto, but let's try and keep Ren-Run on the DL, also Marcus has glowing blue eyes?
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>>3133010
okay then so just
>[ ] "Is the soul eating thing really weird? Am I just too used to crazy shit to care?"
>[ ] "And aren't those personality shifts you were talking about normal? I mean, you act weird sometimes too."
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>>3133014
I think we should still tell him, so it's not a surprise later on, but make sure it's low-key
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>>3133026
yeah okay, low-key it is
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>[X] "Is the soul eating thing really weird? Am I just too used to crazy shit to care?"
>[X] "And aren't those personality shifts you were talking about normal? I mean, you act weird sometimes too."
>[X] Low-key in the Ragnar Rock.

>(1/2)

Really, your life has been one endless clusterfuck of abnormalities not even taking account you as a person. You were the equivalent of a child soldier who just so happened to be an emotionless serial killer in your childhood. The entirety of your pre-teens were spent conquering shit, enjoying your new emotions, getting used to being a powerful nigh-immortal mutant, and exploring your sexuality. Now, you're the Kingpin of Crime in New York City, becoming a better version of yourself, resolving your past underlying issues, and exploring your new supernatural powers.

How that last bit actually existing being strange is a mystery to you.

"Is the soul eating thing really weird? Am I just too used to crazy shit to care?" You raise an eyebrow. "And aren't those personality shifts you were talking about normal? I mean, you act weird sometimes too."

Marcus blinks.

"One thing at a time, man. First of all, yes: the soul eating thing is fucking weird. We may have killed warehouses full of other gangbangers as kids and taken over the entire Bronx in our early teens but you being able to see dead people and eat them is a completely different brand of crazy shit than I'm used to." He points to you. "You, on the other hand, are accepting of all crazy shit. When I was a kid, I got a sense of what was normal and what wasn't while you were already too deep in the shit to ever see anything as normal. Like, you shrugged the fact you died, grew horns, and broke every bone in your body with a flex off like it was nothing seconds after it happened." He puts his pointing hand down. "Second of all...yeah I do that too sometimes. I guess with you its way more jarring. You're calm and calculating one minute and laughing wading through the guts of your enemies in the other; you smile at me when you're happy and then smile at others to lure them in a sense of security. It's just weird knowing there's two polar opposite sides of you that no one looking from the outside would ever imagine much less be capable of comprehending."

You raise a hand to your chin.

He's right that you've never really had a sense of what was normal but the personality shift thing is somewhat confusing. If anything, you're just showing a different facet of the same side of yourself when those shifts happen. Marcus is right about outsiders looking in, however: most people are fools who believe in right and wrong and good and evil.
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Speaking of personality shifts.

"Speaking of personality shit, I forgot to mention this. Ren has a bit of a personality disorder and might actually be the other twin. If she starts acting like a bitch, just pinch her cheeks, call her a cute girl, pat her on the head, and baby talk her and Ren will go back to normal."

Once again, Marcus blinks.

"...What?"

You smile.

"That was my reaction throughout the early morning I spent with her. She can't take embarrassment as easily and I think she defaults to Ren so she doesn't have to endure it. Try not to get swept up in her bitch talk and go for the cheeks."

The black man stares blankly at you.

"I don't...Okaaay?"

A small hum rumbles in your throat.

This may have been a bit too out of Marcus' sense of normality and sudden.

>[ ] "Oh, come on; is it really that surprising the small polite Japanese girl with a twin has a bitch split personality based on her? Have you ever read a manga or watched an anime? I haven't but Kingpin used to eat that shit up when he was a young tub of lard."
>[ ] "Be warned, she will call you a fag and a real coon nigga and insist you and I are fucking one another. Just keep your hands on her face, ignore the master bitch talk, and keep your thigh folded in so she doesn't crush your balls."
>[ ] "Do you feel like you need a therapist? If I can admit it, you can."
>[ ] "Is this all too much for you right now?"
>[ ] "Marcus, I think I hate myself."
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>>3133334
>She'll pull some wack ass bitch shit but DW she a soft bitch
Man, I hope we end up using some crazy ass Vril type shit in the future.
How's your Christmas going Fungi/lurkers
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>>3133345
Christmas is going fine. Not much happening.
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>[X] "Be warned, she will call you a fag and a real coon nigga and insist you and I are fucking one another. Just keep your hands on her face, ignore the master bitch talk, and keep your thigh folded in so she doesn't crush your balls."

Marcus may not be as sensitive to the word nigger as much as other niggas like him are and nowhere near coon nigger levels but the nigga's still a nigger: always one word away from a retarded moment.

"Be warned, she will call you a fag and a real coon nigga and insist you and I are fucking one another. Just keep your hands on her face, ignore the master bitch talk, and keep your thigh folded in so she doesn't crush your balls."

The man continues to stare at you before cringing.

"...She kicked you in the nuts?"

You shake your head.

"Swept her off her feet before she could knee 'em." You smile and laugh. "You should've seen me catch her chain whip twice when she was trying to slit my throat."

Marcus' eyes widen.

"The bitch tried to kill you?"

You literally wave his words off with a hand.

"It was just the other her trying to work off some resentment. Even if she did manage to slit my throat, I'd still be alive right now. Don't be too worked up about it."

He slowly shakes his head.

"I'm not worked up about it: I'm just trying to picture Ren doing and saying any of that and I can't."

A hum rumbles in your throat.

"Hard for me to process too and it's going to take you a moment to register everything the other Ren does before you can think or do anything else again."

Marcus begins to slowly nod his head in understanding.

If your situations were reversed, you'd be reacting the same way he is right now, which you kind of did.

>[ ] "Speaking of her, I'm going to go give her and the other crazy chick a check-up. Later, man."
>[ ] "Do you feel like you need a therapist? If I can admit it, you can."
>[ ] "Is this all too much for you right now?"
>[ ] "Marcus, I think I hate myself."
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3133723
>Fuck, we're probably going to have to get a fucking shrink with all the crazies out here
That "I think I hate myself" is starting to creep up
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>>3133723
>Fuck, we're probably going to have to get a fucking shrink with all the crazies out here

also
>Marcus may not be as sensitive to the word nigger as much as other niggas like him are and nowhere near coon nigger levels but the nigga's still a nigger: always one word away from a retarded moment.
>always one word away from a retarded moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7AfuHcp1sg
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>>3134167
What I was going for.
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>[X] "Fuck, we're probably going to have to get a fucking shrink with all the crazies out here."

A great deal of your boys that aren't Itsuki's recruits are likely to have mental problems. More than half of your inner circle is fucked in the head in some way or another. The new boys also might end up getting fucked in the head being in your gang.

"Fuck, we're probably going to have to get a fucking shrink with all the crazies out here."

Marcus hums in confirmation.

"More than one: I think a single person hearing all of our crazy shit and trying to help us figure it out will drive that poor bastard insane."

You sigh.

"That's over a hundred therapists counseling over a hundred gangsters. Can probably third that number and have each handle three different one of our boys. Ren, Alex, Jésus, and I are probably going to need our own personal ones."

The man shakes his head.

"Still can't believe that tracksuit wearing bastard hates himself. I mean, it makes sense, but you'd think his issue was something else entirely based on the way he acts."

A hum rumbles in your throat.

"I thought he was autistic for a while."

Marcus blinks at you and laughs.

"That is fucked up, but I can see it."

You let a laugh of your own.

Well and truly, everyone around you is fucked in the head.

>[ ] "Speaking of crazies, I'm going to go give Ren and the other crazy chick a check-up. Later, man."
>[ ] "Do you feel like you need a therapist? If I can admit it, you can."
>[ ] "Is this all too much for you right now?"
>[ ] "Marcus, I think I hate myself."
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3134351
>You alright mate, is this too much for you
>Do you think you'll need one
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>>3134351
this >>3134370
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>[X] Oi, mate, you alright, bruv?
>[X] "Do you feel like you need a therapist? If I can admit it, you can."

>(1/2)

It seems like all the crazy shit that's been happening and revealed to him is starting to fuck with his head. You turning out to be one persuasive son of a bitch, the insanity of your parents, your newfound supernatural qualities, and Ren's own fucked up head is probably way too much a person with a sense of normality could ever take in just two days.

"You alright, mate? Is this all too much for you right now?"

Marcus stops laughing and blinks at you.

"Mate?" He shoots you a look. "The fuck are you, part British too?" He raises a hand to tip his non-existant hat. "Top o' the mornin' to ya, governor. Queen's got a mighty fine wrinkled arse, ain't she?"

You move a hand over your mouth muffle your laughter before setting it down.

"I am French on my mother's side, you never know."

The man raises an eyebrow.

"How does that factor in making you English?"

You raise an eyebrow at him before blinking in realization.

"Oh yeah, you've never gotten an education or eaten an educated man's soul. France and England have a long history of raping one another. Also, the English are descendants of the Normans who are a blend of French and Norseman, it's complicated." You raise a hand to your chin. "Come to think of it, my mother's last name was Dutch, who were raped by the English and Vikings on more than one occasion, so there's a good chance I might actually have some English in me and Norse."
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>(2/2)

Marcus shoots you a blank look.

"So, you're Mexican, French, English, Ghanaian, Viking, and Dutch?"

You hum.

"My dad was Mestizo, so I'm also part Spanish." You shrug. "There's a good chance I'm all of that and a good chance I'm not; just like there's a good chance you might have some Arab in you, which could also be in me if you take into account the Umayyad conquest of Hispania and occupation of southern Spain for the better part of a few centuries."

Marcus blinks.

"...I'm just going to stop asking questions now."

A laugh escapes your lips.

"So is this really all too much for you?"

Your best friend nods his head.

Laughing yet again, you put a hand on the black man's shoulder.

"Do you feel like you need a therapist? If I can admit it, you can."

Marcus widens his eyes at you before shrugging his free shoulder.

"I don't know, Kojo. Maybe before our talk yesterday, but I feel fine right now. Could be good to air out my issues and get some more perspective on them or just talk to someone about all this crazy shit so I don't feel like I'm losing my mind, though."

A hum rumbles in your throat.

Even if he feels like he doesn't need it, it'd be good for him.

>[ ] "Since we're talking about lineage, I'm just going to say it now. None of us black-skinned people here in the Americas are in anyway related to the Egyptians. Get that civil rights era historical revisionist shit out of your head. They were a mix of East African, some Arab, Coptic, Persian, and Greek. We're West African for fuck's sake. Only difference is my ancestors likely sold yours since I'm relatively native."
>[ ] "Speaking of crazies, I'm going to go give Ren and the other crazy chick a check-up. Later, man."
>[ ] "I'll set you up with a shrink. You need a normal person to talk to in your life."
>[ ] "Marcus, I think I hate myself."
>[ ] Write In.
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that top choice is a joke and i only put it there because i couldn't help my raging ethnic history of diversity boner

forgive my inner /pol/ and /his/
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>>3134595
>At this rate I'm going to need a list of everything I'm getting once the money comes through.
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>>3134595
this >>3134936
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>[X] "At this rate, I'm going to need a list of everything I'm getting once the money comes through."

Therapists are just one item on a long list of things you're going to buy for yourself and for your crew. You're going to need living space for your men besides mental health care. Actual health care would also be an appropriate benefit you could give them thanks to your shared lifestyle. Besides those, whores, male and female, to make up for the loss of Alex.

All-in-all, there's a lot of shit you need to get.

"At this rate, I'm going to need a list of everything I'm getting once the money comes through."

Marcus lets out a laugh.

"Look at that: for once, you're actually thinking of paying for something."

Once again, you hum.

"I mean, I could hold those therapists' families hostage, kidnap them, or torture them into subservience, but that'd be more of a hassle than just giving them a few measly hundred bucks for each hour we have them. Plus, I don't think they'd actually help us and try get in our heads to fuck with us if we went that route.

The second-in-command shoots you a look.

"Honestly, I think you could probably get a therapist for free with that fucked up head of yours. They'd be too interested in figuring out what makes you tick to ever mention money. Just tell them about when you were a kid or what you think of your role in the world and they'll know just how deep a treasure hull of human complexity you are."

You blink.

"I don't know whether I should feel insulted or to actually try that and see if it works."

Marcus smiles and laughs.

"Do it and tell me if it does; I'll be here to tell you I told you so."

A smile of your own makes its way onto your face.

"Then I'm not going to tell you if it does end up working out."

The smile on Marcus' face disappears as he clucks his tongue.

"Come on, Kojo, don't be a bitch."

You narrow your eyes.

"Bitch, the fuck you say?"

Marcus narrows his eyes back at you but says nothing.

The two of you glare at one another for a minute before laughing it off together.

It may actually be worth a try to get free therapy sessions just to see if you're really crazy enough for a therapist to give up payment just to hear you go on about yourself.

>[ ] "I'll set you up with a shrink. You need a normal person to talk to in your life. Try to see if they'd give you free therapy sessions for hearing you talk, though."
>[ ] "Speaking of crazies, I'm going to go give Ren and the other crazy chick a check-up. Later, man."
>[ ] "How long has it been since we laughed like this? Besides yesterday, I mean."
>[ ] "Marcus, I think I hate myself."
>[ ] "Is there anything you need?"
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3135116
>Man, it's been a while
>I'll set you up man
>I've gotta go check up on the other crazies
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>>3135116
yeet >>3135280
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Getting late. Will close voting and updated tomorrow morning my time (UTC-8) homies.

Out of curiosity, how many non-burgers read this quest? It seems like most of my traffic is from the other side of the world I'm from.
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>>3135315
Does a fucking LEAF count as a burger? If not, then me
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>>3135405
Ah, a maple leafed neighbor. I knew you voted a little too often to be a euro bro.
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>>3135408
Yeah, you post exactly when I get home from work too
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Then you have outlier burgers like me.
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>>3135315
Im an aussie, dont comment too much but I'm really enjoying this quest
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>>3135520
Good to give you something moderately entertaining to read after a tiring work day.
>>3135699
How exactly?
>>3135874
Good to know I've got readers that lurk or comment and vote when they can.
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>[X] "How long has it been since we laughed like this? Besides yesterday, I mean."
>[X] "I'll set you up with a shrink. You need a normal person to talk to in your life. Try to see if they'd give you free therapy sessions for hearing you talk, though."
>[X] "Speaking of crazies, I'm going to go give Ren and the other crazy chick a check-up. Later, man."

You can't help but feel nostalgic right now. Even if you did the exact same thing yesterday, it seems like far too long since you've done this. The two of you have been distant from one another for over two years, largely thanks to you.

A sigh escapes your lips.

"How long has it been since we laughed like this? Besides yesterday, I mean."

Marcus raises a hand to his chin and hums.

"A year or two, sky watching star gazer."

You raise a hand to rub the back of your head underneath your horns.

"Yeah, I probably should have spent more time hanging out with you."

Marcus lifts an eyebrow.

"What does staring at the sky all day do for you, anyway?"

You stop rubbing the back of your head before blinking.

"I feel...free and alive."

Marcus blinks back at you.

"Huh, that explains a lot."

You nod.

"I'll set you up with a shrink. You need a normal person to talk to in your life." A grin spreads across your face. "Try to see if they'd give you free therapy sessions for hearing you talk, though."

Marcus laughs.

"I'm not as crazy as you, Alex, Jesus, Cuda, and Ren are."

A laugh of your own escapes your lips.

"Speaking of crazies, I'm going to go give Ren and the other crazy chick a check-up. Later, man."

Marcus raises his hand and waves as you turn back to the direction of Ren and Alex.

Where you left them, Alex is curled up in Ren's lap while the Japanese girl awkwardly caresses her scalp.

You let out a sigh before making your way to them.

Ren looks to you as if asking for help as Alex snuggles against the Japanese girl's hand.

A groan escapes your lips.

You're unsure whether to drag Alex out of Ren's hands or encourage her to take non-sexual ownership of the girl.

>[ ] "I know it may not seem like it, but this is her way of showing her appreciation and submission that doesn't involve sex; just sexual overtones."
>[ ] "Try not to touch her in of her...sensitive bits...She'll get more demanding of you."
>[ ] "Kitty, what are you doing in another person's hands that aren't mine?"
>[ ] "Don't look at me, she's in your hands now."
>[ ] "...So, how are you?"
>[ ] Pat the kitty, she's being a relatively good girl right now.
>[ ] Take the kitty out of Ren's lap, she's yours and only yours.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3136174
>Kitty, what are you doing
>Don't worry, it's the only nonsexual form of human contact she knows
>Headpats for all
>Pick up Alex
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>[X] "Kitty, what are you doing in another person's hands that aren't mine?"
>[X] "I know it may not seem like it, but this is her way of showing her appreciation and submission that doesn't involve sex; just sexual overtones."
>[X] Headpats for all the crazy girls
>[X] Take the kitty out of Ren's lap, she's yours and only yours.

While you don't really mind Ren touching Alex, you absolutely mind Ren caressing what is rightfully yours. You would either be hurting her or groping her right now if she was touching any of Alex's erogenous parts: it's just how you instinctively react to other people playing with your pets the way only you can.

"Kitty, what are you doing in another person's hands that aren't mine?"

Alex turns her head to face you and lets out a meek meow.

You narrow your eyes at the lynxy minx before raising your gaze up at Ren.

"I know it may not seem like it, but this is her way of showing her appreciation and submission that doesn't involve sex; just sexual overtones."

The Japanese girl blinks, glances down at the purring slut, looks back up to you, and slowly nods.

Closing your eyes, you take a deep breathe as you lay a hand on top of Ren's head.

Ren jolts under your palm and blushes when you open your eyes.

You move your head-patting hand down to grab Alex's side while you put your other hand on the Minx's head.

Alex lets out a cheerful meow as you lift her up from Ren's lap into the air.

Looking down at the blond, you let out a sigh.

The dressed whore bats her big blue eyes at you and begins wriggling in your grasp, rubbing up against you.

A groan escapes your lips as a part of your rises along with a predatory, instinctual yearning to violate the woman in your grasp.

You knew what was going to happen and still did it, you stupid fucking animal.

>[ ] "I hate how much I want to fuck you right now. It...makes me feel like I have no control. I hate it and...I hate myself for being so pathetic. Stop...Please, just stop."(Will Roll, +4 Modifier, DC16)
>[ ] "Keep doing that and I break your neck."
>[ ] "Can you not right now?"
>[ ] Nuzzle her, maybe it'll somehow miraculously go away if you stroke it a bit.
>[ ] Drop her, she's being a bad kitty.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3136759
>[ ] "Keep doing that and I'll drop you."
>[ ] Hold her up with one hand to prove your point. If she pushes it, remove fingers until she gets it.
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>>3136759
>Will test without saying anything
>I'll drop you bitch
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>[ ] "Keep doing that and I'll drop you."
>[ ] Hold her up with one hand to prove your point. If she pushes it, remove fingers until she gets it.

>Will test without saying anything
>I'll drop you bitch
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>Will Roll
>+4 Modifier
>DC16
Best of three d20s please.
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>3137106
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>>3137111
Holy shit, dead on
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>>3137111
>>3137116
noice

Anyone else wanna try rolling in hopes of a crit?
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>[X] Internally accept feeling the urge to fuck makes you feel like you have no control. (Will Roll, +4 Modifier, DC16)
>[X] "Keep doing that and I'll drop you."
>Will Roll
>+4 Modifier
>DC16
>Rolled 12 + 4 = 16
>Success!

The inability to control yourself is something you hate in its many different forms. Your super strength is far too much on your bones and too much for you to direct properly, you can't alter the perception of time your third eye is looking in, you feel the urge to fuck and/or kill those who fuck or grope the people you fuck, you constantly feel the urge to try cannibalism out, and you can't help but feel the urge to fuck anyone moderately attractive.

You really are a stupid fucking animal.

Breathing in, you let out a sigh.

"Keep doing that and I'll drop you."

The minx stops her wriggling to blankly gaze up into your eyes.

"Meow?"

You shoot her a look.

"What?"

Alex raises a hand to caress your face.

"Meow."

Scoffing, you slap her hand away.

"No, there is nothing wrong with me."

A solemn purr rumbles in the girl's throat as she raises her head up to nuzzle against your cheek.

You let out a groan.

It may have not been better to voice your frustration with yourself but it'd certainly have gotten the crazy bitch to fuck off.

>[ ] "You are what's wrong with me right now."
>[ ] "Why do you do this? I don't understand."
>[ ] "Can you talk like a normal person?"
>[ ] Pet the kitty, she's doing all of this for attention.
>[ ] Growl, that'd get her to back off.
>[ ] Drop her, you gave her a warning.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3137257
>This is why we can't have nice things
>Pet the kitty
>Make or get someone else to make you a throne and sit in it
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>>3137257
>[ ] Drop her, you gave her a warning
Kojo is done playing with this shit.
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Late. Will close voting and update tomorrow morning my time (UTC-8)

Is the pacing slower than desired or is this a much needed break from all the usual crazy shit that happens in the span of a single thread?
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>>3137361
Personally, it's a little slow right now but it is a good break from how fast we usually are although it does kinda feel like we have no idea what to do next
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>>3137257
>[ ] Drop her, you gave her a warning
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>[X] Drop her, you gave her a warning

She may be trying to comfort you in her own crazy whore ways but they're way too physical for your taste; plus, you did give her a warning. She's asking for a dropping and you'll give her just that.

You glare straight into Alex's eyes before grinning.

The minxy lynx blinks her big blue eyes.

"Meow?"

Letting out a laugh, you unwind the arm you have around the blond.

Alex spins around as she falls, landing on her hands and knees.

You stare as the kitty scampers around your legs before hopping back up onto Ren's lap.

The Japanese girl blushes as her all-too-willing pet nuzzles against her face.

Blinking, you let out a small otherworldly growl.

Alex stops nuzzling Ren and calmly sits in her lap as to not draw your ire.

A sigh escapes your lips.

You really have no idea why you came here or why you're bothering to talk to them when there's other shit to do. Sure, half your boys may be hungover and the other half asleep, but you can start waking them up and sobering them up. It's not like you need them to handle the Chinatown triads, though. The inner and you can handle that just fine. However, ou can't take over all of New York with just the round-circle.

It's your call whether to start getting everyone prepared or to let them sleep it off while you and the crew handle the triads on your own.

>[ ] "So, Ren, how are you?"
>[ ] Start waking everyone up and sobering them up, you've spent enough time training and checking up on your inner circle.
>[ ] Go take care of the Chinatown triads all by yourself, basically what you did for the entirety of yesterday.
>[ ] Get everyone who's awake and not hungover geared up, proactivity is best activity.
>[ ] Rally the official members of the inner circle, you've got shit to do.
>[ ] Write In
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>>3137937
>How's it going Ren
>Go settle shit with Chinatown
Has Alex already guessed what's up with Ren
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>>3137937
see >>3138019
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>>3138019
>>Go settle shit with Chinatown
Solo or? This isn't really specific.
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>>3137937
>[ ] Start waking everyone up and sobering them up, you've spent enough time training and checking up on your inner circle.
The whole point of the triad thing was to delegate it to the crew.
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>>3138174
Solo
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>>3138280
Ah, I see.

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>[X] "So, Ren, how are you?"
>[X] Go take care of the Chinatown triads all by yourself, basically what you did for the entirety of yesterday.

Fuck it, you've spent more than enough time not taking care of business. It's quite possible the Chinatown triads have heard the news and are now at war with each other, which would be helpful eliminating them but detrimental to talking them into subservience. You can't wait for your boys to wake up to handle them for you.

But first, one last check-up.

"So, Ren, how are you?"

The Japanese girl blinks.

'...Okay?"

You let out a quick hum.

"Good to know. I'll see you later; don't touch Alex while I'm gone."

A confused 'huh' and meow emanate behind you as you turn around.

Whistling a tune, you hop to the open warehouse gate and step out into the open air.

You give your neck a crack before taking off to Manhattan.

It takes you twelve minutes to breeze through the grimy neighborhoods of Port Morris and Mott Haven, cross Wills Avenue Bridge, cut through Harlem and the Upper East Side, and leap past the towering buildings of Midtown into Downtown Manhattan.

The sounds of gunshots piercing through the air makes you stop on the next rooftop you leap onto.

A grunt escapes your lips.

Either the cops are shooting up some black kids again, a supervillain has decided to fulfill his weekly quota of being a douchebag, or the Chinatown triads are at open war.

>[ ] Hop to the gunshots and stop whatever's happening. If it's cops, you can save a kid or stop a criminal while looking like a hero; if it's a super powered dipshit, you can save the cops and look like a hero; if it's any of the Chinatown triads, you can stop them from killing each other and demand a meeting with their bosses.
>[ ] Get to the Golden Sands, Hai-Qing is the leader of the Yangsi Gonshi and he deals in drugs so you feel like 'getting to know' him first.
>[ ] Make your way to the Golden Tiger hideout, Ho is a level-headed boss and likely to bow his head if it means his gang's survival.
>[ ] Pay the Dragon Lords a visit, White Dragon is the underdog among the Triads but proud yet loyal and also good at fighting.
>[ ] Close your material eyes and look out into the world with your third, always gotta scout ahead first.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3138419
>Fuck it, go to the gunshots
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>>3138463
>And close our eyes
Can't wait till shit starts really going down
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>>3138419
Welp I'm sitting this one out. Hope all the attention doesn't fuck us over. Why do we even have a gang at this point?
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>>3138570
What use is an empire without subjects?
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>>3138708
They've been literally less than useless. They are an active drain on our resources with no return. We could trade all the equipment we got them for booze and there would be no noticable difference. Hell we could trade all of them for one mildly fancy hat and we'd be better off because then we'd at least have the hat.
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>[X] Close your material eyes and look out into the world with your third, always gotta scout ahead first.
>[X] Check out the gunshots.

You can spare a minute or two handling some side business before moving onto the Triads if the shooting isn't taking place between them. Publicity from helping out cops after your little incident would also shed your reveal in a more positive light. If it's some kid getting shot up, you can use that to call them out on doing the same to you.

Closing your material eyes, you let yourself flow out through your third.

That which is you encompasses your meat puppet and the surrounding area in a globe of itself.

Four blue overseers are crouched behind their oil carriages hiding from lead propelled by bitter powder fired from intricate metal frames held in the shaking hands of nine miscreants in a convenience store named Ron-a-John.

Opening your eyes, you let out a small hum.

None of those men look connected to the Triads but they don't exactly have official colors or outfits. Fact that they're robbing a convenience store means they're likely not affiliated with any of the Triads, though. Their shaking hands are also a sign of inexperience and maybe fear. Hell, considering not one of the cops are dead despite there being nine of them shooting at them shows they don't know how to aim for shit.

You're not likely to get in on with one of the triads but maybe with the police if you play this right.

With a shrug of your shoulders, you hop over to the roof of a building near the commotion.

A sigh escapes your lips as you look down at the rookies missing literally every shot they make.

This might net you some green as hell recruits if all else fails.

>[ ] "You boys in blue need a hand?"
>[ ] "Oh for fuck's sake! Amateurs! Align your gun hand with your shoulder, breathe out and don't breathe in, have both hands on the grip, and slowly pull the trigger, you idiots!"
>[ ] Pull out Shades' gun and start firing the Judas bullets at the police's cars to make gaping holes in their cover, the rookies could use all the help they could get.
>[ ] Hop to the roof of the store, collapse it, and knock out the rookies. There's no room for people this inexperienced in your crew. They're better off as sacrifices.
>[ ] Get to the Golden Sands, Hai-Qing is the leader of the Yangsi Gonshi and he deals in drugs so you feel like 'getting to know' him first.
>[ ] Make your way to the Golden Tiger hideout, Ho is a level-headed boss and likely to bow his head if it means his gang's survival.
>[ ] Pay the Dragon Lords a visit, White Dragon is the underdog among the Triads but proud yet loyal and also good at fighting.
>[ ] Jump down to the police and start knocking people out, you have to protect your own kind.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3138791
They do most of the work for Kojo while he kicks all the ass. Sure, he could do everything himself but he'd fucking hate having to collect from everyone in his giant protection racket personally.

The ones who most need them are going to be the borough holders of the inner circle, though. Itsuki, Ren, and Marcus may be killing machines but they're still mortal humans. Silvio gets the most use out of his boys and pretty much only has to make certain appearances and host meetings to maintain his side of things while he lives in the lap of luxury.

If Kojo wasn't a murder happy control freak that could do pretty much anything he set his mind to, he'd be or have to be relying on other people more.
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>>3138932
>You boys in blue need any help
Clear out the fuckhead level of crime
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>>3138932
yee >>3139110
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Getting late. Will close voting and update tomorrow morning my time (UTC-8)

What are you all most looking forward to when Megacorp Kojo happens?
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>>3139141
The personal upgrades, the ability to kill whoever and just pay someone off, finally getting clothes that won't burst when we do something, and the crazy alien tech we'll steal after we eat their souls
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>>3139141
Planning and scheming on how to take down or smear other major players. Plan Kojo knows you. Thinking of new and exciting ways to fuck with Luke Cage.
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>[X] "You boys in blue need any help?"

Fuck-ups like these, who bring shame to all criminals everywhere, aren't worth saving even if one of them is affiliated with the triads. You need all the help you can get with getting on the police's good side and some good publicity to build up to your grand reveal. If you have to let some punk ass kids get thrown in the slammer ass pounder to accomplish that, then so be it.

You look over to the cops and smile.

"You boys in blue need any help?"

The cops continue hunkering behind their vehicles as if you had said nothing.

Blinking, you raise an eyebrow at the scene before slightly widening your eyes in realization.

Not everyone has ears like yours that can near-instantly heal from noise-induced hearing loss caused by gunshots and explosions permanent or temporary.

You take a breathe.

"You boys in blue need any help?!"

Immeadiately, the officers turn to you, widen their eyes, and point their weapons at you.

You hold up your hands.

"Just wai-"

Not a second later bullets are bouncing off you and breezing past.

You stare blankly at the trigger happy officers until all of them run out of bullets.

Fear fills their eyes as their fingers squeeze the triggers of their handguns to no boom.

A long drawn-out escapes your lips.

Letting them die and the fuck-ups get captured eventually seems like a great idea right now.

>[ ] "...Do you idiots want my help or do you want to know what it's like to get shot, bleed out, and die?! I wouldn't know on account of being fucking bullet-proof!"
>[ ] "Fuck you guys, I'm going triad boss hunting!"
>[ ] Pull out Shades' gun and start firing the Judas bullets at the police's cars to make gaping holes in their cover, the rookies could use all the help they could get.
>[ ] Get to the Golden Sands, Hai-Qing is the leader of the Yangsi Gonshi and he deals in drugs so you feel like 'getting to know' him first.
>[ ] Make your way to the Golden Tiger hideout, Ho is a level-headed boss and likely to bow his head if it means his gang's survival.
>[ ] Pay the Dragon Lords a visit, White Dragon is the underdog among the Triads but proud yet loyal and also good at fighting.
>[ ] Jump down and kill all of them, they are all unworthy of your salvation.
>[ ] Hop down and knock out the coppers, you tried.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3139979
>[ ] "...Do you idiots want my help or do you want to know what it's like to get shot, bleed out, and die?! I wouldn't know on account of being fucking bullet-proof!"
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>>3139979
>[ ] "...Do you idiots want my help or do you want to know what it's like to get shot, bleed out, and die?! I wouldn't know on account of being fucking bullet-proof!"
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>>3139979
>>[X] "...Do you idiots want my help or do you want to know what it's like to get shot, bleed out, and die?! I wouldn't know on account of being fucking bullet-proof!"
My instinct was to mime comedic faux-sign language at these mentally challenged officers as well.
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>>3140074
Too bad, I voted anyway.

>>3135699
>Then you have outlier burgers like me.
>>3136004
>How exactly?
I often read and post at very odd times, like 4am.
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>[X] "...Do you idiots want my help or do you want to know what it's like to get shot, bleed out, and die?! I wouldn't know on account of being fucking bullet-proof!"

>(1/2)

In spite of their slights against you, you need even things out with them. You'll give them another chance to accept your offer of help in a moderately more respectful way. No dobut they'll take it on account of the fact they're going to fucking die if they don't.

You narrow your eyes at the officers below you.

"...Do you idiots want my help or do you want to know what it's like to get shot, bleed out, and die?! I wouldn't know on account of being fucking bullet-proof!"

The officers share looks with another before looking back up and nodding.

A grin spreads across your face.

"So you all want to die then!?"

The damsels in blue rapidly shake their heads.

You let out a laugh before jumping down in the space between the cops and the robbers.
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>(2/2)

Baby-faced gangsters widen their eyes and turn their guns on you behind the glass windows of the convenience store.

Humming a tune and ignoring the bullets bouncing off your skin, you walk over to the entrance and let your natural body strength open the door as you walk through it without laying a hand on the door handles.

You stroll to every one of the crooks, crush their weapons, and give them gentle taps on the temple.

A faux yawn escapes your lips your lips as you walk out to the astonished stares of the ever so useless and hasty police.

It might be worth offering them some words of wisdom or explaining yourself and the incident two days ago.

>[ ] "I could kill all of you if I wanted to: your husbands, wives, sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, dogs, cats, and your fucking goldfish. I respect you for having the guts to risk your lives in this crime filled city and it's one of the reasons why I forbid killing you suicidal idiots, but make no mistake, if you cross me or shoot at me one more goddamn time, I will personally march into every precinct and murder every one of you pig fucking idiots. You are not the law, you have no power over me, your weapons are useless, and there is nothing you can do to so much as scratch me. It's not you who protects the city from people like me: it's me who stops myself from killing, eating, and raping this entire city and every single one of you is starting to make me think otherwise. Have I made myself perfectly clear?"
>[ ] "I'm not the cop-killer you think I am. That piece of shit Green fired at me without warning and got me into this whole mess. I didn't mean kill anyone: it just happened. Hope you can all put aside your many prejudices against diverse people like me to see me for the young man I am."
>[ ] "Nine rooky gangsters and not a single one of you took one of the fuckers out. You should be ashamed as police officers. I thought you people were trained to kill young dumbass kids like this."
>[ ] "Next time, ask questions before you shoot at an innocent person."
>[ ] "...What? What?"
>[ ] Get to the Golden Sands, Hai-Qing is the leader of the Yangsi Gonshi and he deals in drugs so you feel like 'getting to know' him first.
>[ ] Make your way to the Golden Tiger hideout, Ho is a level-headed boss and likely to bow his head if it means his gang's survival.
>[ ] Pay the Dragon Lords a visit, White Dragon is the underdog among the Triads but proud yet loyal and also good at fighting.
>[ ] Flip them the bird, it's perfectly understandable after all the shit they've put you through.
>[ ] Write In.
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i kind of went overboard when it came to that top option

i was just coming off watching the fourth episode of altered carbon for the umpteenth time you see and was channeling takeshi kovacs
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>>3140281
>[ ] "I'm not the cop-killer you think I am. That piece of shit Green fired at me without warning and got me into this whole mess. I didn't mean kill anyone: it just happened. Hope you can all put aside your many prejudices against diverse people like me to see me for the young man I am."
>[ ] "Next time, ask questions before you shoot at an innocent person."
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>>3140288
>altered carbon
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
good shit fungus
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>[X] "I'm not the cop-killer you think I am. That piece of shit Green fired at me without warning and got me into this whole mess. I didn't mean to kill anyone: it just happened. Hope you can all put aside your many prejudices against diverse people like me to see me for the young man I am."
>[X] "Next time, ask questions before you shoot at an innocent person."

The goal here is to make yourself gleam in a positive light even if a great deal of you wants to let the coppers know just how insignificant and pathetic they are in the grand scheme of things. You didn't waste time stopping a shoot-out just to blow it all on stroking your ego no matter how satisfying it'd be.

You turn your grin into a frown.

"I'm not the cop-killer you think I am. That piece of shit Green fired at me without warning and got me into this whole mess. I didn't mean to kill anyone: it just happened. Hope you can all put aside your many prejudices against diverse people like me to see me for the young man I am." A sigh escapes your lips. "Next time, ask questions before you shoot at an innocent person."

A tense silence fills the air.

"Then why did you run?"

You and all the other officers blink before turning to the sole pinnacle of idiocy among the present idiots.'

"What?"

The officer looks over all his comrades before turning back to you.

"Innocent people don't run and, since you're bullet-proof, you could have stayed and explained yourself instead of killing one of our own and hurting over a dozen others."

One of the sane officers grunts.

"Goddammit, Parish, did you not see the man crush those guns with his barehands and knock those dirtbags out with a tap of his fucking fingers!?"

Parish, the idiot, scoffs.

"I saw, it doesn't excuse what he's done."

You resist the urge to introduce your palm to your face.

There are so many stupid people in the world not content walking away with their worthless lives.

>[ ] "I'm sorry, I should've just turned myself in to the local law enforcement where I'd be then handed over to one of several certain agencies where I would be imprisoned, drugged, and sold or rented to research companies, research branch divisions, or transferred into the custody of the U.S army itself. A lone unprotected mutant on United States soil the X-men haven't snatched up yet or are aware of? Wow, that isn't a fucking opportunity in any sense of the word."
>[ ] "...The one of you who puts a cap in the retard here's deformed brainpan gets to live."
>[ ] Get to the Golden Sands, Hai-Qing is the leader of the Yangsi Gonshi and he deals in drugs so you feel like 'getting to know' him first.
>[ ] Make your way to the Golden Tiger hideout, Ho is a level-headed boss and likely to bow his head if it means his gang's survival.
>[ ] Pay the Dragon Lords a visit, White Dragon is the underdog among the Triads but proud yet loyal and also good at fighting.
>[ ] Flip them the bird, seriously just fuck these people.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3140795
It's so fucking good. Has everything I like and include in my own writing: multiracial sociopathic MC, diverse cast, multiple spoken languages, the street signs in varying languages, the subtle pun in the O of Jack It Off's sign you wouldn't get if no one who knew some Chinese pointed out, and the ultraviolence.
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>>3140931
Takeshi isn't really a psychopath, I know, but he acts in the way some consider a psychopath would sometimes.

also, i've rewatched the first season, like, four times
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>>3140910
>Have you seen me man? Who would believe a word out of my mouth?
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>>3140910
this >>3141098
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>[X] "Have you seen me, man? Who would believe a word out of my mouth?"

>(1/2)

You could point out the obvious threat of being made a druggie lab rape rat all great mutants like yourself face but the somehow sentient retard likely knows that and will dismiss your sound logic with his peerless ignorance. As a young man with some undiluted African blood in you, you are incapable of being as ignorant as your American cousins, but that doesn't mean you can't tone your intelligence down to a level in which the dumbass before you cannot be ignorant of.

Clucking your tongue, point to your eyes and horns.

"Have you seen me, man? Who would believe a word out of my mouth?"

The dumb cop scoffs.

"Like I'd buy tha-" He blinks. "Oooh shit."

You resist the urge to grin.

"Do you see it now."

What's-His-Name nods.

"Yeah, I see the untrustworthy horns and the devil eyes."

One of the female officers shoots a look at the dumbass.

"...Is he being fucking serious, right now?"

Her neighboring compatriot shushes.

"Just let it go and we can take in those boys without getting ourselves killed because of that idiot."

The resident retard blinks as he looks towards the two other cops.
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>(2/2)

"What are you guys talking about?"

Mr. Dumb-Dumb's neigboring partner lays a hand on his shoulder.

"Nothing, Parish, now let's go in that crappy convenience store and cuff those dirtbags."

He shrugs and nods his head before following the copper out behind the police car.

The other two officers do the same and walk over to you.

Ms. Sane Girl lets out a nervous as she walks past you to the entrance.

Sane Partner man gives you a pat on the shoulder.

"Thank you for the assist, young man. A guilty person wouldn't have done what you did today even with your abilities. Please, turn yourself in as soon as possible. A court of law is the only place you can plead your case and it doesn't look good the longer you're out."

You briefly glance at your touched shoulder before nodding at the man.

"I know; I've got some things to take care of is all."

The officer hums.

"Can't be good judging by those cuts in your shirt. Business with the triads? Don't tell me: I don't want to know. Settle things without killing anyone and turn yourself into the nearest police station as soon as you can."

You say nothing as the man walks behind you and enters the convenience store.

It's nowhere near the time to turn yourself in. At least, not until after the press conference. You need the publicity from the press conference to help you get by the trial and to serve as your jumping point as the CEO of a company you're going to definitely rename.

>[ ] "Wait, can I get all your names?"
>[ ] Get to the Golden Sands, Hai-Qing is the leader of the Yangsi Gonshi and he deals in drugs so you feel like 'getting to know' him first.
>[ ] Make your way to the Golden Tiger hideout, Ho is a level-headed boss and likely to bow his head if it means his gang's survival.
>[ ] Pay the Dragon Lords a visit, White Dragon is the underdog among the Triads but proud yet loyal and also good at fighting.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3141412
>Can I get your names
Might be good to have some "friends" on the force
>On our way to the Golden tiger
It'll be good to go to the weakest first then to the drugs, then to the dragon
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>[X] "Wait, can I get all your names?"
>[X] Make your way to the Golden Tiger hideout, Ho is a level-headed boss and likely to bow his head if it means his gang's survival.

There is little point in saving people without learning their names as to cash in your savior points later. You could have them introduce you to their peers and superiors, let you know of things happening in the police force, and/or arrest certain criminal elements on anonymous tips you give them. Maybe you could have their superiors killed and replaced by them as to better get more bang for your savior points.

You turn back to the convenience store.

"Wait, can I get all your names?"

Kind Officer Man wheel's around past the unbroken glass screen door.

"I'm Jackson Matthews." He turns to the direction of a kneeling person.

Sole sane woman looks up from one of the perps at her partner and sighs before gazing at you through the broken glass windows.

"...Abigail Forest."

Jackson lets out a satisfied hum and focuses back on you.

"The other two are Steven Neville and...Ian Parish."

A pleased and annoyed hum of your own rumbles in your throat before you hop to the top of the store.

It's probably best to get the most reasonable leader under your control before trying to convince the others to back down. The Golden Tiger hideout is a cozy warehouse in Chinatown. Depending on whether or not they heard the news, they might be prepping for war or have increased alertness.

You turn to the direction of Chinatown as you land and take off into the cityscape.

A few minutes go by until you land on the top of the Golden Tiger warehouse.

Politeness is using the front door but you are a frequently impatient man.

>[ ] "Hello! Is Ho home?!"
>[ ] Close your material eyes and flow out into the world through your third, you see all and know all.
>[ ] Hop down by the entrance, you're sure the likely posted guardsmen will be understanding.
>[ ] Stomp on the rooftop, no time for front doors.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3142184
>[ ] Close your material eyes and flow out into the world through your third, you see all and know all.
>[ ] Smell the air, just to be sure.
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>>3142478
Ditto
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>[X] Close your material eyes and flow out into the world through your third, you see all and know all.
>[X] Smell the air, just to be sure.

It would be stupid of you not to scout ahead even if you are one unstoppable son of a bitch. Knowledge and awareness have their own power above strength and force.

You close your physical eyes and let yourself fill the world with you.

That which is you surrounds your vessel and a great deal of the neighborhood.

Beneath your meat puppet, dozens of young armed Chinese Americans and a few outliers surround a well-dressed Chinese man you recognize to be Ho from your devoured memories.

Two of the men stand guard in front of and behind the front entrance as well as a entrance.

A hum rumbles in your throat as you open your eyes.

It looks like they're preparing for something or being told news of something big; you can guess what that thing in either is.

Just to be sure you left nothing out, you may as well sniff the air. That experience back at Black Mariah's taught you just because its obselete in terms of scouting it's not useless.

You drop down onto your hands and feet, close your eyes, and take in the surrounding air through your nose.

Besides more comprehensible scents, there's nothing here to worry about.

You push yourself back into a standing position and look down.

There's nothing in there that can harm you save a few blades and a grenade, which would require quite a bit more than acceptable friendly fire.

>[ ] "Hello, Ho! Come out here and let's talk!"
>[ ] Jump into the air and demolish the warehouse in your descent, you don't really care for what little they have to offer.
>[ ] Hop down to the front entrance, it's only polite.
>[ ] Stomp on the rooftop, that'll leave an impression.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3143114
>[ ] Hop down to the front entrance, it's only polite. They could be preparing for something completely different from you-as-Kingpin on their doorstep, who knows?
>[ ] Knock loudly but evenly. If Ho is as level-headed as you expect him to be, he should be collected enough to handle a visit from you without panic or sudden retardation on his part.
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>>3143671
Shit, I missed the vote while I was out watching Spiderman
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>[X] Hop down to the front entrance, it's only polite. They could be preparing for something completely different from you-as-Kingpin on their doorstep, who knows?
>[X] Knock loudly but evenly. If Ho is as level-headed as you expect him to be, he should be collected enough to handle a visit from you without panic or sudden retardation on his part.

Nothing the Golden Tigers have can really threaten your life, and collapsing their rooftop when they've done nothing to piss you off is unnecessary beyond the personal enjoyment you take in waving your dick. It'd be more fun politely knocking on their front door and basking in their terrified faces. You can start wrecking shit if things go south.

With a hop, you go over the edge of the rooftop and spin to face the warehouse entrance.

The two posted guardsmen you saw yet completely forgot about just seconds ago widen their eyes and draw their guns.

You blink before raising up your open hands.

"I'm here to ta-"

Booming gunshots cut you off.

Narrowing your eyes, you stare blankly at the muzzle flashes until you hear the empty click of the Golden Triad members' handguns.

The two men glance down at their guns, share a look, and focus back on you with fear gleaming in their eyes.

A sigh escapes your lips as you walk past them to the warehouse gate and knock loudly yet evenly on the sheet of galvanized steel.

You wait a full minute before patting yourself on the face.

Golden Tiger's resident genius entrance guards collectively fired off sixteen consecutive supersonic rounds within seconds of one another if not simultaneously: your the only one near the warehouse that can hear anything other than a droning ring in your ears.

>[ ] "YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELF SOME LESS JUMPY GUARDSMEN, HO!"
>[ ] "HELLO, HO! MY NAME IS KOJO REYES! I'M HERE TO TALK!"
>[ ] Wait a while for everyone's hearing to come back, no sense yelling everything.
>[ ] Lift the gate open, it's not going to open itself.
>[ ] Fuck it, kill everyone, you don't need them.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3143815
Which one?
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>>3143893
Into the spider verse
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>>3143891
>I'm going to count to three, if you're not out here[whatever the head asshole's name is] I'm going to kill everyone in here then you
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>>3143891
This >>3143913
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>[X] "I'm going to count to three, if you're not out here by then, Ho, I'm going to kill everyone in here then you!"

You can stand this kind of thing happening to you once, not twice, in a day.

Letting out a shaky sigh, you slide your palm off your face.

"I'm going to count to three, if you're not out here by then, Ho, I'm going to kill everyone in here then you!"

The air around your hand pushes outward as you make a fist.

"One!"

The asphalt under your feet feels like mud as you drag your foot back, sculpting the ground.

"Two!"

The bones in your body start to crack.

"Thr-"

Metal screeching cuts you off as the warehouse gate begins to open.

Ho's familiar yet unfamiliar form slides into view flanked by several armed men.

The Golden Tiger members move to spread out but Ho raises a hand in the air to halt them.

Mr. Ho completely unarmed and unguarded takes a step towards you.

"To who do I owe the pleasure...or displeasure in this case?"

You narrow your eyes at the Chinese man.

He should not be snarking right now.

>[ ] "First, you should apologize for the impolite behavior of your trigger-happy front guards."
>[ ] "The man who's going to make you eat your own eyes if you don't change your tone."
>[ ] "Let's cut right to the chase, Golden Tiger either bows and assimilates or dies."
>[ ] "I'm Kojo Reyes, I'm the man who killed Wilson Fisk in his own penthouse."
>[ ] "Your new master, Ho."
>[ ] Rip Ho's throat out, the others could be useful.
>[ ] Kill them all, let Death sort them out.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3145061
>>[X] "First, you should apologize for the impolite behavior of your trigger-happy front guards."
Then something like:
>>[X] "I represent the one who killed Wilson Fisk in his own penthouse. You should treat me as you would them. Do you see how you haven't started out well?"

I liked how we handled the Enforcers. I'd like to keep that up rather than swing our dick around and admit to murder.
But, if someone can improve on the actual words, go for it.
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>>3145061
this >>3145210
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>[X] "First, you should apologize for the impolite behavior of your trigger-happy front guards."
>[X] "I represent the one who killed Wilson Fisk in his own penthouse. You should treat me as you would them. Do you see how you haven't started out well?"

As much as you want to start swinging your big brown dick, it's better they don't know their new boss is some shredded clothes wearing bum with a temper problem.

You cluck your tongue.

"First, you should apologize for the impolite behavior of your trigger-happy front guards."

Ho stares for a moment before glancing back at his two guilty guardsmen and bowing his head as he turns to face you again.

"My apologies, I will punish them after our business is concluded." He stands up straight.

A pleased hum rumbles in your throat.

It looks like you won't be murdering him without rational reasons.

"I represent the one who killed Wilson Fisk in his own penthouse. You should treat me as you would them. Do you see how you haven't started out well?"

The triad boss widens his eyes and nods his head.

"Yes, I can see how." He bows and unbows. "Again, my apologies."

You let out another drawn-out pleased hum.

Rarely are you ever shown the respect you deserve. Killing him seems like a really bad idea now even if it would take a chess piece off the table. Hopefully he won't turn sour at the sight of non-Chinese far east Asians in your crew.

>[ ] "Golden Tiger is a minor player in New York's underworld. My employer has singlehandedly eliminated all other major players and convinced Silvio Manfredi himself to cast aside the Maggia and join him. He sent me here to offer you a place among us and to destroy you if you reject."
>[ ] "My employer wishes for you to kneel and become his tributary of sorts. You'd keep your territory but pay him a percentage of your profits."
>[ ] "No offense, but you wouldn't happen to be racist against Koreans, Japanese, and the many varieties of south east Asians, would you?"
>[ ] "I can see your men are armed and alert. Preparing for something, are you?"
>[ ] "Tell me, how do you feel towards the other two Chinatown Triads?"
>[ ] "You don't seem that surprised of news of Kingpin's demise."
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3145371
>[ ] "I can see your men are armed and alert. Preparing for something, are you?"
>[ ] "Tell me, how do you feel towards the other two Chinatown Triads?"
>[ ] "My employer wishes for you to kneel and become his tributary of sorts. You'd keep your territory but pay him a percentage of your profits."
In that order.
First option reveals Silvio is in on it all, and proposes a "join or die" solution. This not only outs Silvio, but it's needless waste. Golden Tiger can do what they're doing, saving us trouble of spreading out guys thin to replace them if we kill them all.
Asking the racism question is too much of a non-sequitur in this conversation flow.
Asking the "Kingpin demise surprise?" question isn't too important, as the answer could be the same for the "preparing for something?" question. The "preparing for something?" can reveal more to us than the "Kingpin demise surprise?" one.

In this order, we point out their alertness and ask what they're prepared for, then segue into asking him about the other two Triads. This will get Ho's mind, as well as those of his listening underlings, on the track that the one who killed Kingpin is wanting something to do with the three Triads. Following up with "become tributary and pay %age" will confirm their suspicions comfortably without outing anyone or adding to their thoughts on the matter. It will also get them to think "With the way the horned kid said those, maybe he'll go hit up the other two Triad fucks with the same offer. Better we accept right away instead of passing this chance up for the Sands or Lords to swallow up."

They'll be easy capture this way, unless there's more here than we (or Kingpin's soul) knows about.
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>>3145371
>Your men seem well rested and heavily armed
>You're going to bend the knee, you'll remain nominally in charge but you'll pay tribute to the Boss
>If you don't, or you remotely vex me, I am going to kill every single person you have ever known slowly and carefully as to... Preserve the moment
If he's a dick then:
>The philosopher-king Shan Yu once said "Live with a man 40 years. Share his house, his meals. Speak on every subject. Then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano's edge. And on that day, you will finally meet the man."
>Today I'm asking myself, "do I want to meet you today"
Kingpin's probably a big enough nerd/althistory buff to know the quote and pass it to us
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>>3145449
Now I feel like I didn't do enough, do I need to step up my game?
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>>3145467
Nah man, I like yours too. Hopefully Afungi can merge the two in a clean way, like...

>[ ] "I can see your men are heavily armed, well-rested and alert. Preparing for something, are you?"
>[ ] "Tell me, how do you feel towards the other two Chinatown Triads?"
>[ ] "You're going to bend the knee to the boss and become a tributary. For a percentage of your profits, you will still remain nominally in charge."
(if dick)
>[ ] "The philosopher-king Shan Yu once said 'Live with a man 40 years. Share his house, his meals. Speak on every subject. Then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano's edge. And on that day, you will finally meet the man.' "
>[ ] "Today I'm asking myself, 'Do I want to meet you today?' "
Also I love how this is both a Firefly AND a Mulan reference, from what I looked up of it. It's good.
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>>3145478
The realest of questions is what is kingpin a bigger fan of?
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>[X] "I can see your men are heavily armed, well-rested and alert. Preparing for something, are you?"
>[X] "Tell me, how do you feel towards the other two Chinatown Triads?"
>[X] "You're going to bend the knee to the boss and become a tributary. For a percentage of your profits, you will still remain nominally in charge."

There's no need for you to get more recruits that require housebreaking or leaders in positions that are likely to be dissatisfied with having less power over their men and being subservient to you. Having the Golden Tigers as tributaries ensures you get more power, more money, and avoid any chance of malcontents brewing plots in your midsts. First, you should figure out what he's prepping for before giving him the offer.

"I can see your men are heavily armed, well-rested and alert. Preparing for something, are you?"

Ho slowly nods.

"I had received the news of Wilson Fisk's death an hour or so ago and gathered my men to defend against potential attacks from the Dragon Lords and Yangsi Gonshi. Of course, I would make attacks of my own against my rivals and take their territory along with the now open territory of Kingpin's, but it now seems as though your employer has made reservations on it."

You let out a small laugh.

It's somewhat clear what the gang leader thinks about the other two, but it doesn't hurt to be sure.

"Tell me, how do you feel towards the other two Chinatown Triads?"

The Chinese man doesn't skip a beat.

"Yangsi Gonshi is composed of young men being led by an old man who refuses to embrace the change inherent to this country or compromise while the Dragon lords are skilled battle hungry young men too focused on learning how to punch straight to figure out how to govern themselves or their territory." He stares blankly at you for a moment. "May I ask why you desire my thoughts on them?"

You grin.

"You're going to bend the knee to the boss and become a tributary. For a percentage of your profits, you will still remain nominally in charge."

Ho lets out a small hum.

"The same arrangement the three of us had with Kingpin then...Has your employer extended this deal to the others or am I the first?"

Another laugh escapes your lips.

You can guess what he's thinking about.

>[ ] "What percentage do you think is appropriate? My employer wishes to have a positive relationship with you."
>[ ] "You're the first and the preferred triad my employer would like in complete control of lower Manhattan."
>[ ] "May I ask why you wish to know that piece of information?"
>[ ] "Tell me your answer now before it's too late."
>[ ] "No, this offer has been extended to others."
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3145782
>[ ] Knowing grin. "May I ask why you wish to know that piece of information?"
Better to know this first before anything else.
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>>3145782
>What do you think would be a fair and reasonable percentage?
Haggling has always been important, but we need to make sure that he doesn't screw us
>Why do you want to know that?
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>[X] Knowing grin. "May I ask why you wish to know that piece of information?"
>[X] "What do you think would be a fair and reasonable percentage?"

Better to be safe than to be sorry. You've done enough assuming to know better than to trust assumptions even though its pretty obvious. There's few other reasons why he would like to know.

A knowing grin spreads across your face.

"May I ask why you wish to know that piece of information?"

Ho's expression remains blank.

"While I would not oppose Chinatown's underworld politics remaining the same, I would very much like to be rid of the Dragon Lords and Yangsi Gonshi. Not outright extermination, of course, but assimilation of both for the betterment of Chinatown and the rest of Lower Manhattan."

You let out a laugh.

"And the Golden Tigers, I take it?"

The Chinese man nods.

"Yes, it would benefit us greatly."

An amused hum rumbles in your throat.

"What do you think would be a fair and reasonable percentage?"

Ho doesn't skip a beat.

"The same percentage Kingpin took from us: 30%. If you were to approve and assist in a Golden Tiger takeover of Lower Manhattan, I would find 40% appropriate; 50% even."

Yet another amused laugh escapes your lips.

"Trying to bribe the big man, huh?"

The triad boss nods.

"You could say that, yes."

Covering your mouth, you muffle another laugh.

His brutal honesty is really admirable and amusing.

>[ ] "What guarantee does my boss have that you won't plot to destroy him if you acquire such territory?"
>[ ] "Afraid my employer didn't send me to empower you; 30% is more than fine."
>[ ] "My boss would approve of 50% from all of lower Manhattan."
>[ ] "Let me call my employer about that offer first."
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3146084
>[ ] "What guarantee does my boss have that you won't plot to destroy him if you acquire such territory?"
>[ ] "Let me call my employer about that offer first. I have a feeling he's gonna love this."
>[ ] Jump back up to the roof and call Silvio for his opinion.
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>>3146084
This is important, I'd say we should talk to the triads/tongs around and see which ones are the most likely to actually bend the knee to us
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>>3146140
Fuck it, ditto and HAPPY NEW YEARS
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Happy New Year to you all.
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>[X] "What guarantee does my boss have that you won't plot to destroy him if you acquire such territory?"
>[X] "Let me call my employer about that offer first. I have a feeling he's gonna love this."
>[X] Jump back up to the roof and call Silvio for his opinion.

>(1/2)

You like what you're hearing but it sounds a little too good to be true. Fifty percent of what comes out of lower Manhattan is plenty enough funds to supply anyone with the means to outfit their group with heavy gear. Silvio could help you out with his experience judging on Ho's answer.

Sliding your hand off your mouth, you sigh.

"What guarantee does my boss have that you won't plot to destroy him if you acquire such territory?"

Ho doesn't skip a beat.

"My word: my word is my bond. I do not know if that means anything to you or your employer but it is everything to me in this line of business."

An amused hum rumbles in your throat.

The man's a lot like Itsuki and he hasn't lied to you so far. You don't put much value to words but they do, which adds credibility to theirs. Of course, this could be an elaborate ploy on his part to make you trust him.

"Let me call my employer about that offer first; I have a feeling he's gonna love this." You hop from the ground to the top of the warehouse roof.

Humming a tune, you take out our burner, flip it open, and dial Silvio's number.

The droning sound rings twice before it breaks.

"Hello, Don, what can I do for you?"
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>(2/2)

You bite down a laugh.

"Ho, the leader of the Golden Tigers, offered me 50% of what comes out of all of lower Manhattan if I help him take over the other two Chinatown triads. He seems honest but I'm not quite sure he's trustworthy just yet. Should I pass on it and keep all three triads in my pocket giving me 30% of what comes out of lower Manhattan or have...50% with just one triad in my pocket and indebted to me...or listen to what the other two might have to offer? Golden Tiger could turn on me one day and use their new resources and men to screw me over."

A hum rumbles through the speakers.

"I think you just answered your own question. The Dragon Lords are more your style, Don, but likely going to try your patience and the Hatchet gang are led by a traditional old Chinese man. You know how we old men can be. I recommend taking Ho's offer if you wish. Maybe you can assimilate them at a later date when they've gotten to know you or the rest of the group. All three triads combined would be incapable of stopping you at this point without a coalition of outside help, so don't worry to much about that, Don."

You let out another hum of your own.

"Thanks for the advice, Silvio."

A raspy sigh crackles through the speakers as something breaks in the background.

"No problem, Don; now, if you excuse me, I need to advise a young lady on using kitchen ladders instead of the tips of her toes."

You laugh.

"Talk to you later, old man."

Pressing down on the big red button, you slide the burner into your pocket.

Taking Ho's offer is the mutually beneficial option to go forward with but you're not quite sure on ever assimilating them.

>[ ] "My employer said yes, do you want me to lead your men, join them, or simply observe and only jump in when necessary?"
>[ ] "The boss said yes; stay here while I go decapitate Hai-Qing and White Dragon."
>[ ] "I'm afraid my employer doesn't want you to have more power than necessary."
>[ ] Back-flip back down, it's awkward talking from up here.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3146961
>Backflip down like the anime protagonist you are
>The boss said wait here while I go figuratively and literally decapitate the other triads
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>>3146961
>>[X] "My employer said yes, would you prefer that I lead your men, join them, or simply observe and only jump in when necessary?"
They should get a chance to prove themselves to us and see us in action to properly fear us.
If we are spotted by others in a Chinese gang war, we can claim we trying to stop the violence.

>>3147007
> [X] Backflip down like the anime protagonist you are
And this first, clearly
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>>3146961
backing >>3147065
forgot the other one has "wait here" in it, when this is counterproductive and accomplishes nothing; they need to SEE us to FEAR us for who we are and who we stand for: the new Kingpin (ourselves, but they don't know that :^) )
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>>3147007
>>Backflip down like the anime protagonist you are
i feel somewhat offended by this

how dare you sir imply my omni racial protagonist is anime
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>>3147129
at least he doesn't have dumb tumblr anime """"""""""character"""""""""" elements like heterochromia
also glad you're running the quest here instead of a shithole like akun or one of the other off-the-deep-end (((((((questing))))))) sites
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>>3147136
I gave him interchangeable demon eyes.

That's, like, an 8 on the anime scale to 10.
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>>3147129
You're saying the bisexual(?) biracial black/mexican mutant (in a universe where mutation is a rough metaphor for LGBT rights) with the ability to change his eye colour and eat souls ISN'T something out of tumblr's weebest dreams
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>>3147177
Well, it is now that I think about it, but I gave Kojo an actual character and most of those out of personal taste, knowledge of how biracial people are ostracized by both sides of their race (especially if they're both minorities), and not out of a desire to promote social justice or to virtue signal.

Like, he's a completely awful person despite all of that.

As for the eyes, I wanted the soul eating thing to have a physical and observable effect on him considering it's part of his true nature he's always hiding from other people and away from. Take note of when they switched oh so many threads ago.
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>>3147216
>soul eating thing
well, the cosmic/spiritual side of Kojo in general really
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>>3147216
I know mate, I'm just fucking about. kojo's a great character
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>>3147216
what >>3147292 said
I like how you did all those detailed character quirks in a constructive and meaningful way in the quest, as opposed to surface-level inclusion just to virtue signal and be a degenerate faggot piece of fucking dumb shit like anybody else from tumblr would be and do. I mean come on, there's no way to avoid being redpilled on this site. Shitposting changes a man, for the better or worse.
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>>3147292
I know, man. I can't help but try to explain myself.

Now, excuse me as I put the finishing touches on the options of the new update.
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>[X] Backflip down like the anime protagonist you are.
>[X] "My employer said yes, would you prefer that I lead your men, join them, or simply observe and only jump in when necessary?"

While you do want to go hop around ripping people's heads off, it'd be a lot more interesting to let the Golden Tigers handle most of it. You've also got to start delegating more; you're not going to be able to run all of New York on your own. Marcus, Ren, Itsuki, Jesus, Cuda, the enforcers, Bullseye, and Silvio can take care of things for you while you go do you, whatever that'll be besides sky and star gazing.

A grin spreads across your face as you bend your knees and flip back onto the ground in front of Ho.

"My employer said yes, would you prefer that I lead your men, join them, or simply observe and only jump in when necessary?"

Ho blinks.

"...It would be improper for you to lead my men and, while I would appreciate your help, it's impolite of me to rely on my new overlord's enforcer. Observe and join in the fighting if necessary or as you see fit."

You twitch ever so slightly.

"...Alright then, let's go."

The Triad boss nods and turns around to face his men.

"It's time! We march on Yangsi Gonshi and the Dragon Lords! Stay close, avoid shooting innocents, and follow my orders! First, we will take Golden Sands and find Hai-Qing Yang! White Dragon and the Dragon Lords ruling from their slums will be next!"

The Golden Tigers let out a chorus of war cries before marching out to follow their pack leader.

You hop to a nearby rooftop to observe the triad gang members make their way through Chinatown to the Golden Sands.

Making Ho believe you're an underling is satisfying in its own way but being called a mere enforcer brings your innate need to be the most dominant person up to the surface. It's something you're going to have to get used to if you decide to keep playing the hidden master ruse. At the very least, you can distract yourself with the knowledge that those you deceive have no idea the hidden mastermind leviathan of crime on the rise they think you serve is really you.

It takes about ten minutes for Golden Tiger to skulk through the streets of Chinatown to the Golden Sands without arousing suspicion.

A relieved sigh escapes your lips as they finally reach the street of the Yangsi Gonshi base.

One minute or half of one is all it would've taken you to hop here on your own.

You can either join in on the assault, keep an eye out in case Yang manages to get out, or just storm the place yourself.

>[ ] Close your material eyes and flow out into the world with your third, it's no use if they take the place and the boss isn't there.
>[ ] Wait for the fighting to start and join in, you are the mutant horned bull cavalry without a rider.
>[ ] Hop to the roof of the restaurant, collapse it, and start cracking skulls, violence is always fun.
>[ ] Keep an eye out for Yang, no need to involve yourself.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3147317
>Close your eyes and open your Eye
>Fight, kill some dudes,have some fun
We need to eat the leader's soul
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>>3147317
this >>3147343
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>Making Ho believe you're an underling is satisfying in its own way but being called a mere enforcer brings your innate need to be the most dominant person up to the surface. It's something you're going to have to get used to if you decide to keep playing the hidden master ruse.
Easy logic that we've posted about before:
Kojo is new Kingpin. Few know the truth.
Kojo is his own enforcer in that he secretly works for himself.
Therefore, he is still the most dominant person. Him being called a mere enforcer is just right for the wrong reasons.
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FYI, we're about 7 quests from the end of the catalog.

I got Kojo a cup to drink the blood of his enemies with while on the go!
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>[X] Close your material eyes and flow out into the world with your third, it's no use if they take the place and the boss isn't there.
>[X] Hop to the roof of the restaurant, collapse it, and start cracking skulls, violence is always fun.

No sense just standing around waiting for things to fall into your lap or hopping in without look in from ahead.

You close your material eyes and let your essence pour out into the world through your third.

That which is you envelops your meat puppet as well as the surrounding area.

Inside the Old Hatchet Lord's lair, a dozen of his armed disciples stand guard at various key points as patrons dine. The Hatchet Lord himself is not present at his throne but his Lady.

You open your eyes and blink.

The big boss isn't here, but his woman could tell you where.

With a shrug of your shoulders, you hop to the roof of the Chinese restaurant and collapse it as you land.

You dart to the nearest gang member and push them into a wall they're leaning by the moment your feet touch the tiled floor.

Everyone in the building shoots you a surprised and fearful look as you spring to your next victim.

One by one, you either maim, kill, or render unconscious all of Hatchet men in the span of a few seconds before any of them can so much as draw their weapons.

Letting out a relieved sigh, you saunter to the restaurant office door as the pitter-patter of running footsteps emanate from behind you.

The door opens to reveal an actual hatchet toting member of the Hatchet Gang prepping a swing.

You immediately drill a finger into the man's frontal lobe before he can finish pulling his arm back and tug it free as you walk past the gangbanger's falling body.

The ever so familiar cocking of a handgun emerges from your right and is visibly performed behind the office desk by Hai-Qing's wife.

A laugh escapes your lips.

"That's not goi-"

Booming gunshots cut you off.

You narrow your eyes into a judging half-lidded stare at the old Chinese woman as she unloads her likely borrowed M1911 on you accompanied by the man to your right doing the exact same with his 9mm Beretta.

It takes a few seconds for the less deafening sound of empty clicking to fill the air besides the ringing in your ears.

The Chinese lady widens her eyes in fear and surprise.

You let out a long drawn-out sigh.

By the time your done with your business in lower Manhattan, you're not going to have a shirt left.

>[ ] "This is the third time a group of idiots have shot at me today...You can't hear me right now, can you?"
>[ ] "Ho! You can come in now! Everyone's down, dead, or out of ammo!"
>[ ] Go back into the dining room and have yourself some dumplings, you deserve to treat yourself.
>[ ] Stand here until they regain their hearing, they need to hear what you're going to do to them.
>[ ] Devour the Hatchet Lord's Lady and her protector.
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3147679
amazing
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>>3147716
>Third time today an idiot shot me today
>Hurt the guy to your right, badly
>You're going to tell me where the big fish is or I'll eat you up and find out that way
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>>3147716
this >>3147978
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>[X] "This is the third time a group of idiots have shot at me today...You can't hear me right now, can you?"
>[X] Hurt the guy to your right, badly
>[X] "You're going to tell me where Hai-Qing is or I'm going to rip it out of you!"

There's nothing Ho can do to extract Yang's location that you can, but, first, you want to vent a bit.

"This is the third time a group of idiots have shot at me today." You blink. "...You can't hear me right now, can you?"

Mrs. Yang raises an eyebrow.

Growling, you take hold of the man at your right by the throat and tear it out with a flick of your wrist.

The Chinese woman shrieks in horror, dropping her hand gun.

A grin spreads across your face as you let go of the flap of bleeding flesh.

"You're going to tell me where Hai-Qing is or I'm going to rip it out of you!"

Sherry takes a few quivering steps back until she hits a wall.

You let out an unrestrained otherworldly laugh before tossing the office desk to the side and advancing.

"Where is Hai-Qing?! If you don't tell me, I'm going to devour your soul! And after I'm done with you, I'll devour his!"

The old women's quivering legs give out from under her, making her drop to her knees.

"I-i-i-i-i!"

A normal laugh escapes your lips.

Between her shaking and stuttering, she sounds like a chihuahua.

You can't help but remember how much Abueltia would complain about those sissy dogs completely incapable of defending old men and women along with little babies.

Much like a little purse dog, Mrs. Yang can't do anything to protect herself against you.

She's a defenseless old women who can't take care of herself.

...

...

The grin on your face fades away into a blank expression

You have no idea what you're doing here, right now, threatening an old woman who's done you no real harm with cessation of all existence.

Dan used to protect Abuelita from people like you and Abuelita always told you to treat the elderly with respect.

You're a disgrace.

>[ ] "..."
>[ ] "...I'm sorry. Have a good day."
>[ ] "...It's okay. Death is...like a dreamless sleep. No more shadows, no more nightmares, no more pain; nothing but sweet oblivion...at first."
>[ ] Close your eyes and take in the surrounding air through your nose, you can track Yang by scent and you already know where lives and frequently goes.
>[ ] Just kill her, her life is likely to be hell without her husband and she's bound to want to take revenge on you. It's a mercy killing, really. You have no need of her soul and she doesn't deserve to get eaten over what amounts to nothing.
>[ ] DEVOUR HER DEVOUR HER DEVOUR HER DEVOUR HER DEVOUR HER DEVOUR HER
>[ ] Write In.
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>>3148227
>This is... Odd
Is this the work of an enemy stand?
>Sniff the air
>Apologize to her, stand her up follow the scent
This dude is going to turn out to not exist, it's her but I'm not certain enough to eat her
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>>3148227
This >>3148268
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Late; will close voting and update tomorrow morning my time (UTC-8)

What do you all think is happening in Kojo's crazy mind right now besides the obvious self-hatred?
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>>3148280
Several things, she's got a "notice-me-not" style power, character development has finally given us empathy, or kingpin's soul has given us the power to empathize with others, or we're going even crazier
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>>3148227
>>[X] Close your eyes and take in the surrounding air through your nose, you can track Yang by scent and you already know where lives and frequently goes.
No reason to force her to betray him, really. Leave her for the Golden Tigers.

>>3148280
>What do you all think is happening in Kojo's crazy mind right now besides the obvious self-hatred?
Self awareness.
We are the Mutant Kingpin of crime.
And we're scaring a chihuahua.

Also, the recognition that she's not just an object in your way.



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