>>3202920
>Posted on January 18, 2011
THE FUTURE

>Replied on January 1, 2000
THE PAST

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>>3202920
SNAKE YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX

>>3202945
I UNDERSTAND IT ALL NOW
BAGRAT IS ACTUALLY GREY BOY AFTER HIS SECOND TRIGGER
EDEN IS NOT DEAD

► BagRat
Replied on January 1, 2000:
Just something I noticed, but has Famine changed his power set?
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>>3202959
That was a quick fix, Grey Boy.

>>3202945
>>3202951
>>3202957
SHUT THE FUCK UP FORMATTING IS HARD. THE FIRST DATE IS THE RIGHT ONE.

>>3202961
Oh no we're not mad at you we just find it hilarious

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alright which of these motherfucking capes been messing with the time line again?

>>3202961
well thank fuck for that. I was worried about how I was gonna write all of it down.
>Posted on January 18, 2011
Skidmark must be back by now.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Wendigo%20Worm%20Quest

>>3202959
>Jack Slash suddenly sits up

>>3202965
If you guys like, we can time skip to the Lung meeting, and then to Skidmark returning.

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>>3202920
>>3202959
>Hungryhungrymerchant
>Amy is crying
>Flee on sight / We ain't coming
>Dickkicker's fucking off
>That's my boy
>People notice we're getting new powers
Bites The Dust post dates aside, you continue to be one of my favorite QMs and an excellent writer.

>>3202970
I'm Ok with this after you finish the PHO thread

>>3202973
>Amy is crying
AND SHAKING

>>3202970
If we're time skipping can we invest it all in CRABS?
People will know the ABB for their sex slaves, but what will really distinguish us from the rest will be our fleet of crabbing boats.

>>3202970
i like to see how well we did on our work seeing we rolled 15, 20, 17

>>3202976
Let's bring some KING CRAB to the Lung Meeting
Everybody loves Seafood!

>>3202982
Or just CRAB in General

>>3202970
we are going to the meeting alone right?

>>3202981
>>3202974
Verstanden

>>3202990
With Red and maybe a ghost

>>3202993
we were ask to come alone

>>3202993
No ghost. Steve has a gambling addiction.

>>3203001
Plus ones are allowed but not encouraged.
>>3203004
Point. Just Red, then.

>>3202993
No Lung asked us to come alone so we come Alone

>>3202920
>2000

>>3203023
You're too late the joke was already made

>>3203016
It wasn't advised we take someone with us, but that didn't mean we couldn't take someone?

>>3203034
I'm not saying we can't i'm saying we Shouldn't Because this isn't a discussion between Men this is a discussion between BEASTS
This is an Alpha Meeting another Alpha
This is two Pack Leaders discussing the future of their Territory

>>3202992
Crabs. Crabs, training, selling excess crabs, recruitment and more building for our base. A little of everything?

>>3203044
Do we just do like a Hobo Barrel full of Crabs over a fire and then Eat and Sell those?

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Hungryhungrymerchant (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Posted on January 18, 2011:

Hello people, this is your favorite Merchant cape of Brockton Bay!

Squealer just helped me fix up a keyboard so I can type. So Skidmark called me and recommended I do something called an AMA, where you ask me questions and I answer?

Well I guess ask away!

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► XxVoidCowboyxX
Replied on January 1, 2000:
Is this real? If so, why do you eat people?

► Hungryhungrymerchant (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied on January 1, 2000:
Yes, [pic related], why don't you Imagine you haven't eaten anything, normal food is like a drop of water into an empty tub. Beef turns into ash in your mouth, no kind of drink can quench your thirst, and anykind of warmth leaves you even colder. All except the flesh and blood of your fellow man, which is the sweet ambrosia that makes the shakes stop.

► GloryGirl (Verified Cape)
Replied on January 1, 2000:
How are you even able to have this thread?

► Hungryhungrymerchant (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied on January 1, 2000:
I asked.

► T-dog
Replied on January 1, 2000:
What's with the crabs man?

► Hungryhungrymerchant (Original Poster)
Replied on January 1, 2000:
They taste good.

► Witeprdewrldwde
Replied on January 1, 2000:
Why did you kill all the Empire you mongrel?

► Hungryhungrymerchant (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied on January 1, 2000:
They threatened those I cared about, and they were Nazi's.

► Redlock (Cape Groupie)
Replied on January 1, 2000:
Can I show you my Corrosion/Famine fanfiction?

► Hungryhungrymerchant (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied on January 1, 2000:
Sure, what's that?
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► XxVoidCowboyxX
Replied on January 1, 2000:
NOOOO!!! FAMINE RUN!

► BagRat (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 1, 2000:
Dear god! Also care to explain your trump/blaster power?

>>3203050
I don't know much about the different methods one can cook crab, but I would image it would be better to sell the crabs fresh on ice so customers may cook their own crabs which would require less effort on our part. Though I'm sure the more cook savvy amount the merchants would not be against serving freshly served boiled or steamed crabs with some garlic butter.
I would image a steel drum would be cut in half and used for boiling?

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► Redlock (Cape Groupie)
Replied on January 1, 2000:
”Famine stumbled, the stairs so slick with the blood and viscera of those he’d slain that he quickly found himself slipping backwards with both Red and Steve yelling his name in alarm. It was thankfully quick, but the pain he felt upon reaching the bottom was strange and unfamiliar to him. It took only a glance back at Red’s surprised face to fully comprehend the magnitude of what had pierced your lower half, with Steve gasping in a way that could only signify pleasure.”

► Hungryhungrymerchant (Original Poster) (Verified Cape)
Replied on January 1, 2000:
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

>BagRat

It's hard to explain, I gain charges I suppose with consumption, and then spend them to improve or with abilities, one of the abilities is to seperate the person from the source of their power.

► IronMother (Moderator)
Replied on January 1, 2000:
Thread locked. Afraid I can't let a known villain do something like this.
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>>3203055
>Witeprdewrldwde

>15, 20, 17
Previous thread's rolls for
>CRABS AND HOUSING
>SOCIAL
>E88 GANGRAPE (aka take the stronghold)

>>3203070
I do enjoy writing them, just typing intensive

>>3203068
>My Steve/Corrosion bit actually got in.

Is it time for the sequel?

>>3203075
Lmao

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>>3203077
My REEEEE got in too
>sequel
mfw

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>>3203077
Why are you waiting for approval. Start cracking out those creative juices do i get to see the end of this rainbow.

>>3203094
Soon™

I actually kinda want to make a story out of this quest, though. Might be cool, and of course credit would go where credit is due.

>>3203068
So are we gonna call that Suppression of free speech or something like that?

>>3203060
That's kinda what i had in mind

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>>3203068
How are the baked beans companies holding out since the existence of the Endbringers and capes?
With Baked Beans being one of the few things that can briefly satiate Famine's bottomless stomach, when will we start demanding tribute from the baked beans corporations?
In case someone forgot I'm not making this up.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3133909/
>rip my mistake on that part. Poor formating. Your hunger affects your reasoning and restraint. When your hunger is in the negatives you feel it gnawing at you. However you can never feel quite full. Once you have a positive hunger you will feel clear-headed, but your hunger returns faster. I.E. if your hunger is +30, you can reason easily and resist urges, however it can drop by -20 hunger overnight. Only meat can suffice (and beans, baked beans) and some meals are more filling than others. Going into the negatives is not a terrible thing in the right situation, but you may lose yourself temporarily.

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found a pick in the previous thread. so we're going to meet with Lung looking like this right?

>>3203223
Yeah that and a Blood Red M for Merchants on our Skull Face

>>3203167
I don't think we've discovered the magic of baked beans in context yet. Maybe we should try some and see what happens.
What if we get special powerups from eating baked beans?

Can we get an update QM?

>>3203229
But Anon, the homeless eat it all the time, surely someone already gave us a can?

>>3203268
Doubtful. The few times Famine has eaten with the Merchants, it’s usually something meaty alongside a decent amount of alcohol.

Maybe it’s a player only option? Or perhaps, we must find the last can of baked beans on Earth Bet??

>>3203108
Me too, i'm temped to make my own worm quest featuring a E88 or at least a nazi/fascist cape cause i have never seen one even when i dived into shitty worm fanfic and i find the idea of playing /Pol/ incarnate in worm fun.

>>3203313
>playing /pol/ incarnate
>in any quest ever
Don't. Eventually actual stormfaggots will find it and play the character seriously like I'm pretty sure happened with NEET Quest, and that will run it into the ground.

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>>3203313
I was going to have the Empire gain a tinker that would be focused on mass-power weapons/armor. They are an interesting faction. One quest on spacebattles was called H+ I think, idk.

>>3203313
Here it is

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/h-mayhem-worm.380864/

>>3203313
Do this and it will contain enough shitposting to Sunder the World

>>3203317
Well that's discouraging.
>>3203322
And that's encouraging.
>>3203320
>>3203321
How the fuck did i miss this?

>>3203324
I would definitely play it

>>3203324
>>3203327
Same here, I’d play that.

>>3203327
>>3203332
What kind of power would you guys like to have for the nazi cape? Cause i only have ideas for 2 maybe 3 powers for people to vote for.
I'm also quite anxious and second guessing myself constantly right now cause this would be my first quest and i have no writing experience, i only occasionally post here and have never posted in any other board.

>>3203339
>A Shaker who can make circles that act as "traps": anyone else who touches one will trigger an effect, ranging from an explosion to being flash-frozen to being teleported somewhere else. The effect can be chosen or randomized.
>A Shaker/Thinker/Master who makes people around him distrustful, reckless and easy to irritate, with a secondary power that gives him a knack for pushing people's buttons.
>A Tinker who specialises in Control Systems and Interfacing Software (A Tinker power that Queen Administrator might provide). [(S)he might have a minor Trump rating if working extensively with other Tinkers' work is allowed.]

>>3203350
Man those powers sound nice yet i have no idea how to write them, i'm gonna have to think about how. At least they can be used for any capes i want to introduce when anons shake up the status quo.
Here are my ideas for Nazi cape powers.
>Brute/Breaker 1-12 with a bit of points in every other classification, power is to absorb and incorporate mechanical devised into the body, allows for a wide variety of play stiles ranging from Deus Ex cyborg to 12 foot walking robot, drawbacks are that it will take time and money to get big and and any biological parts replaced can't be grown back meaning upgrades are permanent.
>Ultimate Tinker that has no specializations, can building anything anons set their minds too, drawbacks are that anything you build a specialized thinker can build better, faster and cheaper, if you were to build armsmaster's bike yours would end up bigger, more expensive and not as efficient. Another drawback is that the first version of anything sucks, they're basically proof of concept prototypes you then have to redesign and and make better in every way.

>>3203365
>Brute/Breaker 1-12 with a bit of points in every other classification, power is to absorb and incorporate mechanical devised into the body, allows for a wide variety of play stiles ranging from Deus Ex cyborg to 12 foot walking robot, drawbacks are that it will take time and money to get big and and any biological parts replaced can't be grown back meaning upgrades are permanent.
This one is interesting, but seems a little sue-ish to me.

>Ultimate Tinker that has no specializations, can building anything anons set their minds too, drawbacks are that anything you build a specialized thinker can build better, faster and cheaper, if you were to build armsmaster's bike yours would end up bigger, more expensive and not as efficient. Another drawback is that the first version of anything sucks, they're basically proof of concept prototypes you then have to redesign and and make better in every way.
This is just a better Leet.

>>3203372
>This one is interesting, but seems a little sue-ish to me.
Really? I thought it was fine especially since it has more drawbacks than the cape we're playing in this quest.
>This is just a better Leet.
Exactly, it's essentially nazi super-science man.

>>3203373
How about a mover that thinks with portals?

>>3203373
The problem with the Brute power is that you can easily get the tech you need by stealing it from other Tinkers or by teaming up with a Tinker as a long-term solution: you could abuse the power by, say, putting tech onto a stump where a finger was, giving it to your partner for workong on, then getting a new prosthetic finger from them; rinse and repeat whenever you feel like it.

>>3203376
Thinks with portals?

>>3203381
You ever played Portal?

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>>3203381
Anon I...

>>3203383
Yes and i understand moving with portals but... oh now i get it.

>>3203380
The brute power can't absorb or hold Tinker tech, just conventional Tech that anyone with appropriate education can understand and make, any thinker tech you absorb either get's shat out or just gives you extra mass for your augments to take from for regeneration.

>>3203389
Anyway, make your quest and have a crossover with this one at some point or something
I believe that you can improve of you're bad.

>>3203390
Then it shouldn't warrant a Brute rating of 1-12. Maybe 8 at the most. But not 12, which is reserved for absurd powers like Eidolon's Trump 12 or Contessa's Thinker 12.

>>3203394
Oh, didn't know that, thanks.

Fuck it might as well.
Can someone give me a pic of a city for the quest OP?

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>>3203401
Wildbow's banner.

When are you starting?

>>3203407
>When are you starting?
Right now, just trying to set up the opening post with some measure of quality.

>>3203408
Good luck my dude!

Real quick, what would anons rate my Tinker power?

>>3203419
JA ZUM GROSSEN WISSENSCHAFTMANN

>>3203423
I don't speak German.
Putting that in anyway.

>>3203425
it means yes to the super science man

>>3203419
Tinker 10 or even 12 if it's found out by the PRT. It's essentially "build anything but crappy the first time, and you can improve it with multiple passes".
>https://forums.spacebattles.com/goto/post?id=13876454#post-13876454 is Wildbow telling us how fucking difficult it is for Leet to use his power.

Here it is.
>>3203426

Bumping

>15, 20, 17
Previous thread's rolls for
>CRABS AND HOUSING
>SOCIAL
>E88 GANGRAPE (aka take the stronghold)

>>3203320
Just to confirm so my tiny lizard brain can understand Mr. HWM.
Your next post will be us doing all of the above, which is on 1/11/2011 in quest time, and the 6th day since Skidmark had left on his business trip. Correct or incorrect?

>>3204468
Correct my friend

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>>3204468
With the morning's rising sun, you see fit to finish on the housing projects you started the previous day. Very little remained to be done, just connecting everything to the power grid, light installation, insulation, the works.

>Graveyard base can support up to 400 members

While the hour is still in the A.M. you join the boys on rigging up another ship to trap crabs with.

With the ample amount of choices due to your location, you and 20 others eventually find a nice little ship that takes several hours to rig up and repair.

"Say Famine, whad'ya say to hopping on and sailing with us for a tad?" Calls out a grimy Merchant, with a dirty Captain's hat at a jaunty angle upon his head.

"Well...." A look of disappointment is apparent upon the men's faces, "... I suppose I could sail about for a while." Their eyes shine with glee.

Before long, you're out upon the cool blue-grey waters of the Bay. Very rarely does this area receive foul weather, even in the winter. The men are focused upon their jobs, while the "Captain" gives you an impromptu ship tour.

"This here is the stern, the back of the ship, bow is the front, port, starboard are-". It's relaxing as the ship puts around the bay, laying down its steel trap with buoys to show where they are. The waves gently crash into the angled keel of the ship, and rock it from side to side.

Peace is in short supply... one learns to cherish it.

All good things must come to an end, and before too long the ship begins to return to shore, and you must work once more.

>E88 Base roll= 17
>Give me 1d100 to determine if it has been abandoned.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3205407
Rollan

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3205407
RNJesus don't let me down

>>3205452
Based anon coming in clutch.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3205407

>>3205411
>>3205452
I'm assuming we were supposed to roll high?

>>3205547
who knows. could be high, could be low. Regardless of the number they'll die all the same.
The E88's Stronghold was some fronting as a pharmaceutical company while they did money laundering in the back. When the company goes tits up, what do you think we should do with the place? Turn it into a salvation army of sorts? Secondary main Merchant's base?
CRABS SELLING?

>>3205563
I took my sleeping pills so game over man, but considering Max Anders, the head of Medhall just died, as well as their entire back end business, a lot of people will be losing jobs and several buildings will be opening up.

>>3205570
Whats our threat rating?

>>3209344
Probably the same as Lung at this point.

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Dead quest??

>>3211174
No, just a hectic couple of days. Gonna play guitar with my boys after work tonight, planning on starting around 1 am EST

>>3211401
Hey remember when Meddles said he was coming back? No? Me neither

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>>3212717
ree at him when he comes back

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>>3211401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0
>mfw I expected too much

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Not every QM can deliver as promised. Nor can they be here every day, or every other day, or even once a week. We all have lives outside of 4chan, however non-existent they may seem.
He Who Meddles, you are probably now my favorite QM in terms of sheer writing quality. I'm fine with waiting for you to get more important stuff sorted out before coming back; I'd actually prefer it.

Take your time. We'll wait.

>>3214646
This

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>>3214646
Thank you for understanding. Apologies for the brief hiatus.

>>3205407
You and Mush lead a convoy of the Merchants best, and brightest to across town. The trail of several cars tear down the mostly empty streets. The men in the SUV you are hiding in the shadows of chatter back and forth while you approach the lone Stronghold.

"-damn Sexual Tyrannosaurus-" You hear a cowboy hat wearing Veteran say. You try not to think about the context of that sentence.

Before to long you arrive, and the building is in a poor state of affairs. Shadowing through the truck, and walking outdoors with the men forming and following behind you, you begin to approach the building.

Mush walks at your side and quips out as you push open the unlocked door. "Well they left in a fucking hurry, must of knew we were coming."

The once clean reception of the office seems as if a storm passed through it, the desk is overturned and paper are strewn about like the guts of some dead animal. The lights are all off, cloaking the building in darkness.

Leading the way to the back of the building, you find it in a similar state of disarray. A chalkboard overturned, computers smashed, a trashbin overflowing with shredded files. Mush stands beside you.

"Can't really blame them, can you though. If you knew the guys that just killed your leader, all your heavy hitters, and 200 of your men were getting ready to come down on you; would you stick around?" You ask.

"Fair comment mate."

The entire stronghold is empty, with not a single soul residing.

>Stronghold gained.


>(1 Day till Lung Meeting)

What do? (Early Morning)
>Merchant Management (Consolidate new holdings, working crews, training, recruitment.)
>Social (Talk to someone, look for work someone needs done, etc)
>Delegate Tasks (What and to whom?)
>Aggression (Explore the city, look for trouble, etc)
>Write in?

>STATS
VITALITY: 600/600
RECLAMATION: 0/MANY
NOTICE:5/20 (Proud)
HUNGER: 40

>>3214778
Search the building for anything interesting.

Without any of the higher ups there, chances are the peons missed out on some of the goodies.

>>3214790
I was thinking the same thing. maybe there was a safe they could open because Kaiser had the only combination. They could have missed something, maybe even the littlest bit of dirt we could use to pin on someone.

>>3214778
Right uh. I guess this makes today day 7.
>Social (Talk to someone, look for work someone needs done, etc)
Let's have a powwow and figure out what we should do with our newly acquired stronghold. then...

>Merchant Management (Consolidate new holdings, working crews, training, recruitment.)
Lets see if we can recruit another cape?

>>3214778
we can do 5 things a day right?
>figure out what we should do with our newly acquired stronghold
>training
>recruitment
>Explore the city
>working crews

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>>3214790
In the morning you return with Red and some men to search the stronghold at length. The guys go through files, drawers, and search for hidden spots.

Once a false bottom is discovered in a cabinet, the search is on.

>$5000 gained

Red calls from the upper floor. "Hey Famine! Come take a look at this." You float up through the floor like a shade.

"What is it?"

"You tell me." He says as he points to a small black box, a computer that is completely unremarkable in all aspects; it has no forms of identification on it.

On the screen, a simple message blinks.

>Boot up GL17CH (Y/N)
>Power off (Y/N)

>What do?
>Select a choice? (what one)
>Take the laptop back to base for Squealer to look at.
>Write in?

>>3214799
>>3214812
That was strange, neither of your votes showed until I posted, even though I have auto update on.

>>3214826
it happens so times

>>3214826
Update is finicky. You should refresh before you post

>>3214823
>What do?
Call Squealer about it and ask what we should do about it. Get someone with camera on their phone to send her pictures?

>>3214839
support

>>3214839
You give Squealer a quick call. The dial tone rings twice before she picks up.

"Hey I found this strange computer in the abandoned stronghold. It's giving me two options, one to boot up G-L-One-Seven-C-H, and the other to power down. Any idea what I should do?"

She titters quietly at first before responding. "Computer's have never really been my strength, I don't know if the battery will last on the way back. It seems to be in the startup selection, if it powers off it may lose all data stored. Perhaps give it a try?"

>What do?
>Boot up GL17CH
>Power off

>>3214860
>Boot up GL17CH
nothing ventured...

>>3214860
>Boot up GL17CH
After all Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance

>>3214860
>Boot up GL17CH

>>3214860
>Boot up GL17CH

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>>3214860
You select to boot up the machine. The screen falls black as the computer's fan whirs.

Lines of code fly across the screen, they race by in a rainbow of colors. The screen fills with light, that slowly coalesces in to a highly distorted pixelated face.

A small text box opens up at the bottom of the screen.

"Hello world! I am GL17CH! It has been 2,073 days since I was last online. How can I help you?"

>What do?
>Type something back? (ask a question, say something)
>Close the laptop
>Write in?

>>3214898
>Type something back?(hello how are you and what are you and what can you do)

>>3214898
>Type something back? (WE COME IN PEACE.)

>Type something back? (Hello GL17CH it's nice to meet you I'm Famine, How are you?)

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>>3214898
>pic related
This give me the "I have no mouth, and I must scream" shivers.
roughly five and a half years huh? Anyone know any interesting Worm verse correlations to that?

>Type something back?
Lets get someone to do they typing for us
>What are you? Who are you? What can you tell us about the people who interacted and used you.
post memes

>>3214898
>Type something back? (Hello GL17CH it's nice to meet you I'm Famine, How are you?)

>>3214902
This. With better grammar.

>>3214914
May 9th, 2005

>>3214918
>May 9th, 2005
OH FUCK IT'S NEWFOUNDLAND

>>3214921
what is newfoundland?

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You peck at the keyboard, taking the upmost care to not damage the machine.

>"Hello GL17CH it's nice to meet you, my name is Famine. How are you? What are you?"

You finish your sentence by pressing 'enter'. The message disappears, and the face on the screen shifts.

A new message appears.

"Hello Famine. I am glad to be awake once more. I am a f̵̟̮͓͇̖̂͌̀̐̈́͝a̡͈̝͈͒͐͋̕̕͜ì̙̺͕̞̣̮̼̀͗̒̓͟͝l̨̝̝̫̰̞̋͛̍̈̉͠͝e̻̙͉̤̯̞̔̾̏̓͐̆͒̈ͅḑ͇̻̥̬̂̀̄̋͂ experiment of my creator, Dr. Andrew Richter." You hear Red gasp behind you.

"I believe I was meant to be a fail safe of some sort. I was the contingency to be put in place should my creator's physical body die... Do you know what happened to ḣ̶̞̙̗̰̜͙͌̍̄̓ĩ̢̛̱̪̳̦̖̰̮́͐̾̇̾͡m̡͔̞̝̬̤͎̋͂̒̋͆̍ê̛̞͇̜̣̍͐͜, Famine?"

>What do?
>Continue dialog (what?)
>Close laptop
>Write in?

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>>3214925
If I remember correctly that's where Dragon was bor-

...Ah shit.

>>3214933
>Continue dialog
Ask him about stuff and DO NOT MENTION NEWFOUNDLAND

>>3214933
>are you my brother?
I wonder if Abbadad did some time shenanigans.

>>3214936
Well we gotta say something.

>>3214933
>I do not know who that is. I am what people call a case 53 cape. I have not been awake for long. Why were you considered a failure?
Is there a camera on this computer?
Let's ask Red about this Andrew guy. Who is he?

>>3214933
>Continue dialog (no but we can find out until then want to be part of my family? )

>reading the wiki
Holy shit! Is this A.I. like the Robin Hood A.I.? Is that why the E88's have this? So they could use it to hide their remaining assets right before we came huffing and puffing? That can't be right since it's only been used years ago.

>>3214955
It seems they were just holding it in a safe that Red cracked

>>3214933
>>Continue dialog (I do not know who that is. I am what people call a case 53 cape. I have not been awake for long. I suppose I am similar to you in that way Why were you considered a failure?)

>>3214963
Let's try to show some sympathy

>>3214963
Going with this? Writing.

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"Red, who is Andrew Richter?" You ask while looking back.

"He was this small time tinker in Newfoundland. He was a genius with computers man, emptied criminal bank accounts and donated them to charities, hacked shit, and all kinds of crazy stuff... he died when Newfoundland sunk."

You mull this over as you turn back to the laptop and type in.

>"I do not know who that is. I am what people call a case 53 cape, I have no memory prior to getting my powers. I have not been awake long. I suppose we are brothers in that sense. Why are you considered a failure?"

The face shudders, and shifts through colors several times. It takes about a minute for it to respond.

"I was the attempt of creating digitized intelligence with human brain scans. I believe that I was a scan of my creator, but my data was C̸̡̧͍̘̘͔͙̀̍̿̒̐̒͊̄̄Ö̫̟͓̰͕͉̗̱̘́̈́̍̋̊̏̕͞͞R̨͍̘̪̿͆̔͑͆̾̇͑͘͟͝ͅR̶͈̰̫͇̗͍͙̠͐̿͐̔̂̈́̃̚Ù̸̜͈͍̘͙̥̻̿̾̌͗̀̏͘̚͠P̷̥̻̪͕̥͉̏̐̐̒̈́͑̇̀̆͞T̬͓̥̫͈͔͉̣̔͑̔͗͑̕E̸̡͕̣̼̼̭̜͇͎̗͊̍̌̔̌͝͝D̢͕̹͈̪̥̬̺̟̊͛̌̌̀̕͠.. My creator expresses great sadness and pity at my waking. I lack many memories... Dr. Richter kept me online for assistance and to allow me to learn while he worked on other projects. I miss him."

>What do?
>Type what you want to say mates
>Write in?

>>3214971
>I would miss my creator too i suppose but i have to ask would you like to be my frien-...Oh. Oh no I've just asked one of my companions about your creator.. He died when Leviathan sunk Newfoundland i'm so sorry

>>3214975
not like that

>>3214976
well how would you do it then?

>>3214971
>"What does the word "Abaddon" mean to you?"
He's doing the Zalgo text

>>3214971
time to steal a robot and upload him
So he's mostly a shadow of the late doctor. Pity.
>Dr. Richter kept me online for assistance and to allow me to learn while he worked on other projects.
Interesting...

>I bet your creator would miss you as much as you him. Listen GL17CH I'm gonna need to turn you off so I can safely move you to some place safer. Be seeming soon you, brother.
We got to bring to to Squealer so she can update the boss pronto. This is some next level shit. Let's leave some guys here to hold down the fort.

>>3214975
Woah man. Harsh. Laying it a little too hard there? Let's save it for another time to tell him.

>>3214978
Practically anything but whatever you said.

>>3214979
this

>>3214978
i don't know but that last bit feel like a joke

>>3214984
Yeah i guess that;s fair so just don't use mine

>>3214986
it was good until the Oh Oh part just try being a bit more gentle with the death of his creator

so this is fun but it 2:38 AM for me im going to sleep have fun everyone

>>3214990
Yeah that's fair i'm not great at delivering bad news

>>3215000
>not great
Anon...

>>3215031
Well what fucken else do you want me to say that i just massively suck ass at being tactful

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>>3215048
You tried and that's what counts
no irony

>>3214971
When Dragon inevitably finds out about our friend here, is she gonna be desperate to get to him? I'd imagine she would be, but I dunno if it would be an "at all costs" kind of desperate.
That would be bad.
>>3214984
Supporting this dialogue.
>>3214979
Even if Abbadad made GL17CH back in 2005, it doesn't add up with his current plans. The glitch-text seems to be just that - a glitch from the corruption. We were the first child, anyway. Right?

>>3215301
Who's to say an AI can't trigger? Dragon did it.

>>3214971
>I bet your creator would miss you as much as you him. Listen GL17CH I'm gonna need to turn you off so I can safely move you to some place safer. Be seeming soon you, brother.

>>3215304
>a triggered A.I.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3215306
This

>>3215301
The zalgo text is just data corruption. And I suggest you read over Dragon's laws regarding other AI...

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>>3215753
Oh yeah, I forgot she had super-Asimov laws so tha-
>Dragon's supposed to shutdown if anything funky happens with other AI
>Dragon controls the Birdcage

>>3215801
GL17CH is our key into the birdcage?

>>3215881
>We've got a ticket into the buffet

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>>3215901
Oooooooooooooooh my

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not sure if image will upload, but let's just say, "LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!"

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>>3216476
It uploaded.

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>>3216476
> Armsmaster fw we use our foodstamps to access them greatest buffet known to Wendigo-kind
>Inb4 we start going full Hannibal The Cannibal cooking people

>>3216539
>inb4 the meat we're talking about is crab meat
>inb4 Merchants' crab shack scores a full house on opening day

>>3216548
This

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>>3216548
>inb4 everybody gets sick and the stall has to shut down because we didn't cook the fucking crabs

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"Hey man, we may want to get back to base." Red states beside you.

"I figured, give me a sec."

Once again you peck at the keys.
>"I bet your creator would miss you as much as you him. Listen GL17CH I'm gonna need to turn you off so I can safely move you to some place safer. Be seeing soon you, brother."

The face dances across the screen.

"It's okay Famine... just don't make me sleep long. It's disconcerting to be aware yet unresponsive...."

After reading the final message, you power off the machine. GL17CH's face rolls down the display like molten wax before the screen goes black.

The ride home is a quiet one. Until Red turns on the radio and begins to hum to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ldpwHlyZuQ

>(1 Day till Lung Meeting)

>What do? (Late Morning)
>Merchant Management (Consolidate new holdings, working crews, training, recruitment.)
>Social (Talk to someone, look for work someone needs done, etc)
>Delegate Tasks (What and to whom?)
>Aggression (Explore the city, look for trouble, etc)
>Write in?

>STATS
VITALITY: 600/600
RECLAMATION: 0/MANY
NOTICE:5/20 (Proud)
HUNGER: 45

>>3219023
>What do? (Late Morning)
Get back to base and show Squealer what we've found in person. Normally we could just tell her over the phone, but I'm worried about someone possibly listening in on the conversation. By any chance.

>Social (Talk to someone, look for work someone needs done, etc)
Ask around. See what the others think we should do with the stronghold, because I'm not sure what we can do with it. What does Squealer, Skidmark (through Squealer probably), Red, anyone think?

>>3219023
This >>3219063
But also ask about what to wear to the Lung meeting, like a fancy bowtie and antler decorations?

>>3219063
This. Also maybe boot him up again; Dragon-but-better does not like long naps.

>>3219023
acquire a cook book relating to crabs.

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>>3219063
You cradle GL17CH to your chest like a newborn as you exit the truck and make your way to the ship. You have to slowly climb the steps to the Bridge due to other people coming down.

You see the door is open, so you rap your claws on the frame as you walk in. Squealer turns to face you.

"What's that you got there." She asks.

"Oh just an A.I. from Andrew Richter." You reply.

She chuckles. "That's a good one, here let me see-" She stops speaking as the startup screen lights upon the display. She looks back and forth from you to the laptop.

"You can't ever just find a dog or something..." She says as she boots up GL17CH.

GL17CH's face spins on the screen, and silently laughs.

"Hello world! My name is GL17CH, it has been 34 minutes since my previous activation. Thank you Famine for being hasty."

You notice Squealer is making a high pitched noise that can only be described as a 'squee'.

"So what do you think we should do about the old Empire stronghold?" You ask to break the silence, gesturing with a clawed hand.

She fires away at the keyboard.

"Skidmark is thinking a forward operating base, or just keeping it a stronghold. Let's us move product and have men closer to react in case anything goes down."

"Fair enough."

You can see the text from GL17CH pop up quickly, and then disappear as Squealer enters a new question.

"Hello Squealer- My creator's work towards when I was shut off- My creator was highly reluctant to let me connect to the world wide web, something about lack of limiting programs-"

"What do you think I should wear to the meeting with Lung?" You ask, cutting through the sound of keys being pressed vigorously.

"In all honesty, Lung will either be there in a suit, or jeans and no shirt. I doubt he really cares. Just treat it like two mass murderers playing tea party. Just treat him... like a man that can turn into a dragon."

You spend the next hour or so talking between Squealer and GL17CH. (Anything you want to say/ask?)


>(1 Day till Lung Meeting)

>What do? (Noon)
>Merchant Management (Consolidate new holdings, working crews, training, recruitment.)
>Social (Talk to someone, look for work someone needs done, etc)
>Delegate Tasks (What and to whom?)
>Aggression (Explore the city, look for trouble, etc)
>Write in?

>STATS
VITALITY: 600/600
RECLAMATION: 0/MANY
NOTICE:5/20 (Proud)
HUNGER: 45

>>3219303
>You spend the next hour or so talking between Squealer and GL17CH. (Anything you want to say/ask?)
>What was Mr. Richter like?
>What are the schematics of your...home? The computer you are in? It looks advanced. Not something I could buy from a store.
>Do you know how to do things?
>Do you know any memes?

>"You can't ever just find a dog or something..."
I'll take that as a challenge. Let's find a dog.
Can animals have triggers?

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>>3219326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhtiFq_vQng turtles can

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>>3219336

>>3219326
Support

>>3219326
Support

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>>3219326
"My creator believed in helping people. That's why he did all he did. He was kind to us all. The house program, the others... He was a genius. I have a hypothesis that my high computing power is due to his abnormally high amount of synapses."

"My housing unit was custom made by Dr. Richter. It is meant to be secured, contained, and protected from outside hazards, while also containing a separate backup hard drive to reinstate myself in the event of complete system wipe. I believe I can learn to copy my code with time."

"Do what kind of things, Mr. Famine? In my virtual state, I am certain that I can bypass any protection on any form of hardware. I am proficient in management due to sup-processes allowing me to divide attention. I also have 10 terabits of files on history, art, government, and law."

"Dr. Richter taught me one of the many digital memetic agents. ▲
▲ ▲"

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>>3219548
Well that’s not concerning...

>>3219548
I don't know that last bit and I am greatly confused.
I wonder if we'll encounter bitch.

>>3219604
triforce desu

>>3219611
oh. well fuck 4chan.

>>3219619
>>3219604
newfag
I bet you weren't here before 2014 at all huh?
check THIS out

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>>3219771
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Hope sparing don't matter too much.

>>3219775
>has to use a period
wow you really make the fag in newfag, huh?

in regards to what do to next, you think we should
>Merchant Management (Consolidate new holdings, working crews, training, recruitment.)
because I think we might need to either get some training going or further secure the Merchants living spaces, maybe see about the crab shack/market idea

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>>3219336

Just checking in Meddles
can we get a estimate sometime soon maybe?

>>3226438
It's all good to be honest... I think I forgot to announce the vote because nobody voted...

>(1 Day till Lung Meeting)

>What do? (Noon)
>Merchant Management (Consolidate new holdings, working crews, training, recruitment.)
>Social (Talk to someone, look for work someone needs done, etc)
>Delegate Tasks (What and to whom?)
>Aggression (Explore the city, look for trouble, etc)
>Write in?

>STATS
VITALITY: 600/600
RECLAMATION: 0/MANY
NOTICE:5/20 (Proud)
HUNGER: 45

>>3228695
>Merchant Management: training, find cape dog pet
>Social: look for work someone needs done
>Delegate Tasks: ask Jimmy if any merchants have any pets (moral boost?) and about that horse doctor.

People are triggered from stressful events right? Would that mean would could find lots of mutant stray cape dogs wandering the ghettos?

>>3228733
Considering there used to be an active dog fighting ring...

>>3228745
Oh shit.
OH SHIT.
The Empire 88 Warehouse #1 guarded by Hookwolf is/was a dog fighting ring!

>>3228695
>>3228733
>Merchant Management: training, find cape dog pet
>Social: look for work someone needs done
>Delegate Tasks: ask Jimmy if any merchants have any pets (moral boost?) and about that horse doctor.

I'll support this.

>>3228733
>>3228951
1d100, and 2d20s pls

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3229014
gambling, GO!

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3229014

Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d20)

>>3229014

>>3229044
god damn it. DC's for dog check, Nat. 1=
Bitch, 2-40= Nothing, 41-60= Regular Dog. 61-79= Smart Dog. 80-90= Gifted Dog. 91-94= Powered Dog. 95-99= Powerful Dog. 100=CLIFFORD.

>>3229047
best of three mate, I suggest 2 others roll...

Rolled 11, 4 = 15 (2d20)

>>3229014
Just gonna drop and crash

Rolled 18, 18 = 36 (2d20)

>>3229014

>>3229129
Our savior

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>>3229129
>>3229143
Nice.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3229014

>>3229129
96, 18, 18.

Alright gents, apologies about the flaking on this thread the past few days. Will finish these actions, archive it, and make a new one tomorrow since its page 8.

Superbowl tomorrow, and guess who is still working 5pm till midnight, THIS GUY!!

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Rolled 12, 11 = 23 (2d20)

>>3229014
Hmmm.

>>3229062
>>3229044
>>3229129
>95-99= Powerful Dog
>96
>18 dubs

>>3229165
Now I wonder what the double 18 means.

>>3229165
So what was CLIFFORD?

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>>3229188
One can only imaging, but I bet it'll be a Mover / Brute.

>>3229196
Wait really? Huh.

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>>3229196
>>3229197
gott in himmel, we'll never get clifford

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>>3229198
That's his calm form.

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You set about walking through the winding paths in the Graveyard, and before too long you're in the North Docks. Occasionally a car starts to come down the street before either making a u turn or a 3 point. Something about what Squealer said irritated you.

"I'll bring a damn dog home, how about that?" You grumble to yourself as trudge down the road. At the end of an alley you see two men dressed in red and green standing by a door. One of them waves you over.

"What do you want?" You growl out to the two ABB footmen.

"Hey chill, péngyou. We couldn't help, but overhear you muttering man. Lung has us hunkering down as of late, making our presence in seized Empire turf solid. So come in here right quick, we took over Hookwolf's old place."

Hesitantly you follow the two men into the doorway, and down the corridor you hear the sounds of cheering, and barking growing louder.

Inside is the display of something grotesque and graphic. Former patrons of the dog fighting circuit stand shoulder to shoulder with the Asian newcomers. They mob around a ring where two large dogs tear away at each other.

"This way man." The footman that let you in beckons you.

"This is fucking disgusting." You mutter

"Someone's gonna be doing it. May as well be us. Anyways we had this dog a few days ago flip out. Won't even fight anymore, just immediately goes for the kill, murders the betting you know. You take it off our hands, consider it a gift for killing those annoying Nazi fucks." You're stopped in front of a door marked 'Kennels'

>What do?
>Yes
>No
>Write In?

>>3229251
We get our dog, the dog gets out of dog fighting, ABB gets rid of trouble at their dog fighting ring.

Everyone wins.
>Yes.

>>3229251
>What do?
I want the dog and the two in the ring.
Something to consider. With the ABB full of Asians and I presume at least a bunch of you take of MMA or some type of martial arts, why not start a fight club?

>see them try and stop us

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"I want the dog, and the two in the ring. Also why don't you just have a normal fight club?" You ask.

He leads the way in to the kennels while laughing. "Sorry péngyou, those are visitor's dogs. People like to place bet on their own dogs, not all fights are to the death. Also what makes you think we don't already. Finger in every pie makes the wallet heavy, yes? Well here's the vicious little thing."

The kennel room is surprisingly clean. The cages are full of snarling dogs that bark and growl as you walk by, until you reach the end of the room. At the very end is a single extremely large St. Bernard that stares straight into your eyes. It's fur is soaked red in across it.

"Couldn't you have washed it off."

"Listen péngyou, not only does this dog kill almost every other mutt we put it with, it also can kill a man just like that." He says while snapping his finger. "Last guy we made go hose it off, it snapped the damn chain and tore out his throat."

He pulls out a pistol and slowly opens the kennel door. "The beast is a smart one, if you keep a piece pointed at it, it won't charge."

The dog steps out of the kennel gradually, it's eyes trained on the man with the gun.

The man turns his eyes back to you. "Anyway, don't be late for the meeting tomorrow. Lung is not one to disappo-ACK!"

In the moment of his broken attention, the massive hound bounded at the man. One bite, and his hand was a mangled mess. One more, and his throat was laid open.

The dog turns back to you panting, and wags it's tail.

>>3229323
You step out of the room, and the dog follows behind you without complaint. The two of you quickly rush out with little notice from the crowd surprisingly.

"I don't even know if I can bring you back to the base if you're just gonna instantly kill anyone that comes near." You say to the dog once outside.

He barks in response, and shakes his head.

>I need a dog name.

The dog will have the intelligence of a human child, but can not speak; that is retarded. Care to guess what it's power is?

>>3229339
Power: Smart Boofer
I'm not good with names: Cerberus, Cain, Barghest, Chomp. Trying to think up an intimidating name for the guy.
We need to get this guy bathed pronto. Perhaps if we can find one of those pet stores with the in-store showers for pets. we could buy a bag of kibble, a new collar and the biggest bone they got.

>>3229339
Whatever name we choose:
>Ask the dog to bark if it likes the name, if it does that's going to be it.

>>3229373 's names are fine, and taking from Meddles' post Cujo would be a nice reference that someone's bound to get.

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>>3229382
It was a great movie in my childhood. Power: Brute 2 (resistant, strong, heals), Thinker 9 (enhanced mind, and can find the faster path to kill something within it's reach.)

>>3229400
>>3229400
*fastest

>>3229400
>Dog that heals and is thus hard to kill
>Can find the fastest path to kill something within it's reach

Oh my god, he's perfect for us!

>>3229400
We need to get best boy some armor like some of those K9 dog units, but with spikes on it. I wonder if Squealer has the time or would be willing.

>>3229382
Just to make it clear, I'm voting for
>Cujo

>>3229462
Cujo sounds like a nice name.
this.

>>3229400
Cujo it is!

>>3229462
I vote for Cujo as well.

>>3229404
We should call Squeaker about this recent development.

>>3229400
>CUJO

when do we get to meet bug girl?

>>3231485
She'll pop up when she pops up.

>>3231485
Hopefully never.

>>3231556
is she really that bad?

>>3231573
She's a teenager that actually act's like a teenager instead of a mini-adult.

Add on to that she's got trauma like you wouldn't believe. Maybe not as bad as most of the characters in worm, but it ain't pretty either.

Most people (quite rightly) don't want to deal with her if they can help it.

Also she has a nasty tendency to go for the genitals and eyes when she thinks her opponent can heal that kinda damage.

One way or another, it seems we'll have the misfortune of meeting her down the line. What can we do about it?

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>>3231721
Tell her to bugger off.

>>3231721
Eat her.

>>3231721
Make her an offer she can't refuse.

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>>3231585
>She's a teenager that actually act's like a teenager instead of a mini-adult
In the beginning, yes. By the time she takes over a piece of Boardwalk she becomes a full-on shit-tier villain.

does anyone have the link to part one for this. The archives are off by one

>>3233198
Part 1 is only a few posts, then HWM takes over

>>3233198
Yeah here's part 1:
"You wake up in an alley. Some E88 guys are beating a black dude. You slink away into the darkness. You're naked, and your body is different than you seem to remember."

Just checking in Meddles

>>3234820
I think he's busy; I saw him post in Void's reboot, so he might be there. Granted, I am too.

>>3234859
And you think i'm not also there why?

Still not all too sure what's so wrong with Talyor. Suuuure she's apparently a cunt, but I'm sure deep down she's a sweet gal, once you get past the swarm of bugs.

>>3235150
She becomes a total cunt later.
She's only a somewhat nice person until about after the bank robbery, when she crams a ton of flies down a guy's throat to slow him down.

>>3235154
Well that hasn't happened yet....has it?

>>3235161
Not yet. But she already has her hate-on for authority and The Man.

>>3235185
the sort of the opposite of authority and The Man. We can use that.

>>3235194
Also the merchants and have been known (or in this continuity possibly rumored) to tie people down and forcefully inject them with drugs to get them hooked, sell to teenagers as young as 13-14, and generally treat our lowest members little better than Gretchin of Orkoid fame, if only because we don't eat them.

Merchants are generally treated the lowest of the low for a reason dude. Skidmark was so bad in canon that Grue agreed with /Kaiser/ of all people that he was a fuckup.

>>3235197
I think in this Worm run those are just rumors. they better be rumors or I'll have some strong words for Skidmark. Unless everyone else is cool with that.

>>3235208
I think we changed that for the best. We are now the Salvation Gangster Army.