>>3256923

>Bandit3 40 guard 65 axe
>Bandit4 38 guard 65 none
>Bandit5 40 guard 65 spear
>Bandit6 40 guard 65 spear
>“Squire” 50 helping65 sword n’ board
>Hans 60 coordinating 70 greatsword

>2 1d100 for hit
>1d6 for fist damage
>1d10 for mace
>Specify your target

>>3256923
>>3256971

Forgot my name

>>3256971
What are our chances on running?

>>3257240
>>3256971
Give me a roll, and I'll oppose it

It seems there is no current intrest, i will leave and continue on the morrow

>>3257312
I'M BAAAAAACK! ROLL CALL!

>>3259557
Okay, I'm here for about an hour, maybe a little less.

>>3259575
>>3259557

<Insert combat music of choice here>
You, after trying to excape(?) from the bandits decided to attack them

>>Bandit3 40 guard 65 axe
>>Bandit4 38 guard 65 none
>>Bandit5 40 guard 65 spear
>>Bandit6 40 guard 65 spear
>>“Squire” 50 helping65 sword n’ board
>>Hans 60 coordinating 70 greatsword


>>2 1d100 for hit
>>1d6 for fist damage
>>1d10 for mace
>>Specify your target

Rolled 36, 48 = 84 (2d100)

>>3259617
Mace, Hans

>>3259617
what even happened there

>>3259617
>>3259656

You attempt to and fail to strike Hans, all the bandits failing to strike you in turn

>>Bandit3 40 guard 65 axe
>>Bandit4 38 guard 65 none
>>Bandit5 40 guard 65 spear
>>Bandit6 40 guard 65 spear
>>“Squire” 50 helping65 sword n’ board
>>Hans 60 coordinating 70 greatsword

>2 1d100 for hit
>1d6 for fist damage
>1d10 for mace
>Specify your target

Rolled 88, 11 = 99 (2d100)

>>3259668
Mace, Hans

>inb4 everyone flails their weapons around for a few turns without a single hit landed and then all awkwardly agree to just go home and spare themselves further embarrassment

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3259685
Did we hit? If yes, here ya go

>>3259685
You can totally do that if you want

>>3259687
The last # from the right is AC

Anon has left, and so shall I. Good Day.

>>3259835
I am back, Calling Roll

>>3262178
No one here? Okay, Good day to all!

>>3262369
To anyone who wants to play, I will be checking in for players for an hour, and leave afterward

>>3264691
I'm here for a few hours.

>>3264716
Look further up the thread if you will, and restate what you would like to do.

>>3264716
you still here?

Rolled 25, 94 = 119 (2d100)

>>3264809
Sorry, I was gone for a little while.

>Mace, Hans

>>3264856
Need 1d10 please

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3264868
Dice!
holy fuck why does captcha always have a stroke on me

>>3264856
>>3264740
>>3259668

You strike at Hans, dealing 3 damage, everyone missing their strikes, except one of the spearmen, having abandoned their weapon for a grapple

You are Grappled

>>Bandit3 40 guard 65 axe
>>Bandit4 38 guard 65 none
>>Bandit5 40 guard 65 spear
>>Bandit6 40 guard 65 spear
>>“Squire” 50 helping65 sword n’ board
>>Hans 57 coordinating 70 greatsword

>2 1d100 for hit
>1d6 for fist damage
>1d10 for mace
>Specify your target

Rolled 18, 20 = 38 (2d100)

>>3264923
Mace, Hans
>Taunt them about their crappy aim

>>3264964
>>3264923
You are grappled(and staying that way with that roll), and cannot smash Hans' stupid face in, but if you would like to roll for the insult or give me a write-in...

Rolled 42, 13 = 55 (2d100)

>>3264988
Can't believe I forgot we were grappled five seconds after reading so.

Sure, let's roll for verbal destruction.

>>3265006
You can accept failure, or do a write-in

>>3265024
>"I thought the point of having a weapon was to hit people with them. Or are you hoping I'll rust away from old age?"

>>3265006
>>3265040
>"I thought the point of having a weapon was to hit people with them. Or are you hoping I'll rust away from old age?"

>>3264923
>>3264964

You say this, then you are hit by Hans, who while actually hitting you, does no damage, this inspires axeman to swing, dealing 2 damage, while not much, is something, then the former maceman grabs you as well.

You are Grappled 2x, AC reduced further

>>Bandit3 40 guard 65 axe
>>Bandit4 38 guard 65 none
>>Bandit5 40 guard 65 spear
>>Bandit6 40 guard 65 spear
>>“Squire” 50 helping65 sword n’ board
>>Hans 57 coordinating 70 greatsword

>2 1d100 for hit
>1d6 for fist damage
>1d10 for mace
>Specify your target

Rolled 92, 66 = 158 (2d100)

>>3265062
Let's get these fuckers off us

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3265080
Mace the Maceman with his own mace

>>3265062
>>3265080
>>3265085

You rip the men off of you, and take a swing at
the Bandit known formerly as maceman, dealing 6 damage. No one can land a hit in their panic.

You are no longer grappled, AC restored, Movement Restored

>>Bandit3 40 guard 65 axe
>>Bandit4 32 guard 65 none
>>Bandit5 40 guard 65 spear
>>Bandit6 40 guard 65 spear
>>“Squire” 50 helping65 sword n’ board
>>Hans 57 coordinating 70 greatsword

>2 1d100 for hit
>1d6 for fist damage
>1d10 for mace
>Specify your target

Rolled 27, 13 = 40 (2d100)

>>3265108
Hans, Mace
The closer we get to fucking up Hans in front of his guys, the closer we get to victory.

>>3265108
>>3265122
The Tables turn, with you missing and Former Mace Bandit grappling you, as well as Spearbandit 1 and Squire getting their hands on you.

You are Grappled x3 -30 AC, immobile, incapacitated

>>Bandit3 40 guard 65 axe
>>Bandit4 32 guard 65 none
>>Bandit5 40 guard 65 spear
>>Bandit6 40 guard 65 spear
>>“Squire” 50 helping65 sword n’ board
>>Hans 57 coordinating 70 greatsword

>2 1d100 for hit
>1d6 for fist damage
>1d10 for mace
>Specify your target

Rolled 45, 49 = 94 (2d100)

>>3265185
Uh oh
Is there any hope of struggling free again? Let's ask the Dice Gods!

>>3265185
>>3265187
you struggle mightily, and manage to slip free due to Squire tripping Nat 1 and knocking everyone off of you!
Axeman hits but does no damage

No longer grappled, AC restored, Movement Restored

>>Bandit3 40 guard 65 axe
>>Bandit4 32 guard 65 none
>>Bandit5 40 guard 65 spear
>>Bandit6 40 guard 65 spear
>>“Squire” 50 helping65 sword n’ board
>>Hans 57 coordinating 70 greatsword

>2 1d100 for hit
>1d6 for fist damage
>1d10 for mace
>Specify your target

>>Any questions about your surroundings?

Rolled 13, 65 = 78 (2d100)

>>3265200
Smash Hans' stupid face in

Night, QM

>>3265228
Night, making dinner, good day to all!

>>3265248
>>3265200

I'm Back, Roll Call!

>>3267375
No one seems to be here, Goodday

>>3268347
I'm back, anyone here?

>>3270729
Shit, sorry I'm so late

>>3271238
Yeah, I start super early on weekends, Today I would like to ask, do you really think this quest should continue? I think it's going to move too slow and has too few players to properly function and has no direction whatsoever.

I will start a different quest after a bit, and write up an ending for this one if I do end this one, to give closure.

>>3271295
Well, that's up to you, man. You're probably right in that the quest is too slow and has too few players to continue very long. It's fun enough to come back to it for a little while, but there's the issue with my time zone against yours.

Thing is, it's you who has to put the effort into this. It's very little work for me to enter a response every so often, whereas you're the QM and have to track enemies and plan out scenarios and stuff. It's very little reward when your only player is an English guy who's only here for an hour most of the time.

If you want to end this then it's fine with me, it was fun while it lasted. Besides, I'd play your new quest anyway.

>>3271379
Thanks man, I'll write up the ending and give you the choice between 3 ideas I have, each directly relating to the time of the break I'll take between quests.

>>3265200
The Axe Bandit drops his axe, allowing him to grapple you and rip your weapon away, then as you struggle to escape, are grappled by everyone but Hans. Hans goes over to the blacksmith's shop, grabs the biggest hammer he can find and goes to town.

He then gets the blacksmith, who had been staring on in horror to fire up the foundry and melt you down to ingots. Then the Paladins arrive, arrest Hans and the Bandits, and shove you in a vault.


THE END

>>3271441
Now I got 3, count em, 3 Ideas;

Colossus Quest: Be an animated colossal golem, further detail determined in character creation. (short break, most mechanics are you smashing things)

Necromancer Quest: Be a Necromancer, specializing in various types of undead or magic, chosen in character creation(medium break, have to figure out magic system and deal with hordes of units)

Undying King Quest: Be a king in the northernmost reaches of the world that was cursed to have his line rule the throne forever, chilling in the ruins of your throne room until found by adventurers and restarting your kingdom. (long break, figure out pseudo-civ mechanics, then proper civ mechanics)

>>3271478
>>3271379
>>3271441

You are the only player, so you should get a say.

>>3271450
Aw shit, Hans was 2strong all along

>>3271478
Hey, Colossus Quest sounds pretty damn cool. However, I'd switch the "smashing things" part to a more story-driven quest (not to say no combat at all, obviously). Maybe we're a newly created colossus looking for others like us?

I think this will be the best in terms of combat because there's likely to be less drawn-out fights like the ones we had in this quest. If there are then they're probably gonna be with others of our species or some giant anti-colossus mech, both of which should be fairly rare and pivotal story points. I dunno, just throwing ideas out there.

>>3271507
Everyone else held you down while Hans used a sledgehammer, if the fight had actually gone on you would have won unless the dice decreed multiple nat 1s were in order

Yeah, most of the mechanics for combat are for you smooshing things, occasionally fighting something your size. mostly story driven though.

Any questions about this quest that has just ended?

>>3271524
Sure. Where was the quest headed, if only vaguely? Were we gonna find all the pieces of ourselves that had been turned to jewellery and stuff?

>>3271534
Back when we were taken apart and put back together, I mentioned 3 tugging sensations, and one smaller but more intense one. I was, in fact, hoping for you to find different pieces of yourself to make upgrades.

Anything else?

>>3271557
one was in the shed behind the shop, leftovers from making you.

>>3271557
Ah cool. Nice to know where it was heading. Nah, I don't have any more questions, other than whether or not you'll be leaning towards larger posts typical of most quests on the site next thread. What about you?

>>3271578
depends on what's happening, if it's a conversation or combat description, yes, if it's other things I'll give further detail upon askance.

>>3271586
anything else?

>>3271594
Nah, nothing, really. See you in Colossus Quest, QM?

>>3271601
yeah, would you mind archiving this? I've already done the last 2.

>>3271633
No idea how to, to be honest. I'm a relative newfag.

>>3271639
So am I, I ended up working backward from a link to the 4chan wiki page on Old Man Henderson, found mention of /qst/ there, followed a link to the archive, and then clicked on the links to the boards at the top and bottom of the screen, with significant periods of time between each.

over on the left for the archive is a series of search bars and buttons to activate them, below that is the button to archive a thread

>>3271650
>>3271639

I'll do it though, don't worry

>>3271601
You'll See me tomorrow.