>>3311702
First for Oyakodon

>>3311702
AAAAAAA

>>3311702
First for ROCK OVER JAPAN
ROCK OVER LONDON
LAY'S POTATO CHIPS, CAN'T EAT JUST ONE

It's time

>>3311702
YES.

KA-SAN FOR THE WIN.

>>3311709
We're gonna whoop Spiderman's ass like we whooped Alex's

>>3311725
Dress him up in a maid outfight then cum in his ass?

Better question: Has there ever been a Spider-Maid incarnation?

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A few days ago...

Alex walks up and down the aisles of the server farm that seem to stretch all the way to infinity. A fat man in his late 40s or early 50s, with a patchy, frizzled tuft of a beard and big coke bottle glasses, wearing a denim button-down shirt and wrinkled dockers, accompanies him. Alex thinks the man introduced himself as Ben, but he can't be bothered to recall for certain.

"...99.99999% uptime - that's five nines -- which we have maintained with total ease for the past 10 years..." Ben drones. Alex is looking from rack to glowing rack, as they snake their way back to the perimeter of this enormous grid of shelving units. The air is sterile and recirculated and unnaturally cool, but bears just a tinge of ozone.

"Are there offices?" Alex asks, completely interrupting Ben mid-sentence.

"Oh? Yes... yes, would you like to see?"

"Lead the way," Alex replies.

As they go, they pass a rent-a-cop in a golf cart, who stops at an intersection and toots his horn; this man is even fatter and sadder-looking than Ben is. The two wave and nod at one another in their sad, fat way.

"We are just so pleased you could get all the way out here, Mr. Best. It's quite a drive from Palo Alto out here to Diablo Grande--" (he says it grand-ay, Alex notes, cringing) "--I think you're the first person from the main campus to show up around these parts in a few years."

"That's our model, right?" Alex says. "Highly decentralized!"

"Uh -- right..."

The offices are small, their fluroescents dim and gray-tinted, the carpeting threadbare, the old desks chipped and office chairs literally coming apart at the seams. This might be the most depressing place Alex has ever seen. On the wall of Ben's cubicle hangs a yellowed newspaper cutout, an old Family Circus strip. The strip depicts two children serving lemonade at a curbside stand, which has a handwritten sign above advertising "LEMONADE - MADE FRESH - 25¢" The strip's caption below reads: "Yep, made fresh from the powder mix just this morning!"

He sees Alex staring at this. Ben laughs, a high pitched, ululating belly laugh; pushes his glasses up his nose (leaving greasy fingerprints on the lenses) and wipes away a tear. "Doesn't that just beat all?" he says when he regains his composure.

Alex frowns. "You are such a waste," he says.

"...What?" Ben says.

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Guess who's here early for once boys. I ain't missing this thread.

>>3311734
What happened to our little trap...

>>3311734
Glad I'm not the only one that hates Family Circus.
Then again most newspaper comics have gone to completely trash in the last... decade, or so.

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Alex is only a little abashed to realize that he accidentally said that part aloud. He presses on. "That security guard. Is he the only security on staff?"

"Uh, yeah," Ben says, the hurtfulness of Alex's comment clearly beginning to set in, and deeply so. "We -- have three shifts, but usually just one guard on shift at a time. Um... t-that's all that's in the budget, so, you know... if there should be more--"

"No, that's fine. It's just, he didn't even ask me for ID or anything when I came in."

"Err-- well, uh, you're Alex Best. Of course we know that you work here..."

"How long have you been managing this facility, Ben?"

"Ever since it was built. 10 years this next March."

He seems so proud for a person whose career has been frozen in place for a decade.

"Is there a mail room? Who checks it?"

Ben furrows his brow. "Yeah... um. Usually that would be me. Or Cynthia. She's the other team lead here."

Alex wanders around the tiny, sad, gray cubicle, idly touching various items on Ben's desk: his dusty, food-flecked monitor, a red stapler, a framed photo of Ben with his parents. He looks Ben in the eye now: "What's your emergency evacuation plan?"

---

Alex climbs into the back of Sable's van. Sable is lying on her back on the mattress, among her cozy, amber-lit trappings, the hot plate, the mini-fridge, the laptop, the tiny footlocker. Closing the door behind him, Alex turns and faces her, sitting on his knees.

"Would you like to go to yet another?" Sable asks, peering at the list of locations, and scratching off Diablo Grande; the fifth so far.

"No. I can't stand it anymore. It's like purgatory's waiting room in these places..."

"And here -- the security?"

"Like the others. Nothing. I can't believe it, Ms. Guiteau... after 3/10, and Darkbloom's death, and everything... we're not doing anything to keep our satellite facilities safe!"

"That's great news," Sable says. "Dalton is in Mara's pocket. Likely he's keeping security lax to give Mara's friends better access if they should ever want it... but they won't have any idea what's really coming."

"Nothing happens without my say-so," Alex reiterates for the thousandth time, his voice firm. "These servers stay up until Ally and everyone else have guaranteed safety."

Sable nods. Alex, his eyes drifting down, realizes that Sable isn't wearing pants -- or panties. Noticing him notice this, Sable tosses the list of server farms aside, sits up, and spreads her legs invitingly.

"Forget about all that for now," she says. "I need you, Alex..."

Season 3 OP (B): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYG_4vJ4qNA

>>3311758
Ohhh man.

>>3311758
>Sable nods. Alex, his eyes drifting down, realizes that Sable isn't wearing pants -- or panties. Noticing him notice this, Sable tosses the list of server farms aside, sits up, and spreads her legs invitingly.
>"Forget about all that for now," she says. "I need you, Alex..."
Ohhhh man

>>3311758
I wanted Sable to show Alex more love and affection, but...not like this. Not like this.

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>>3311702

>She seems ready to reconnect.

>>3311758
Alex has changed a hell of a lot in the past year, but it's still nice to see he's a real sweetheart when it matters

>>3311758
:')

>>3311748
Is this any good? Heard a bit about it but never got around to reading it

>>3311758
>"Nothing happens without my say-so," Alex reiterates for the thousandth time, his voice firm. "These servers stay up until Ally and everyone else have guaranteed safety."
She isn't going to listen is she?

>>3311778
She has my heart that's for sure

>>3311782

It's the best light novel I've read and I've read quite a few.

>>3311790
When has Sable been known to listen to anything but the voices in her head?

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You sit at the dining room table across from Mom. Next to Mom, Cerise has her arms wrapped around her -- leaning hard against her, cheek to Mom's bosom. Cerise holds on like Mom will float away the second she lets go.

Still, Cerise's smile is deep and dreamy. She nuzzles Mom lovingly, and Mom absentmindedly pats her head in return.

"What else do you remember?" You prompt.

"That's all," Mom says. "Leaving that night with your father... and then there's just nothing. Until now."

"We'll make up for all that lost time," Cerise says, her voice just a bit muffled by Mom's chest.

"It's absurd..." Mom says. "I can't be two people. I remember being with the two of you on every Christmas we had together... but also with Rose and Amber. How could I have been in two places at once?"

You shake your head.

"How am I supposed to be your mother and their mother, too?"

"I don't want to lose you again," Cerise pleads.

Mom pets her, and this seems to soothe her.

"Should we tell them?" Mom asks.

Your answer is instant: "No. Absolutely not."

Mom nods. "I suppose you're right. I don't think Rose would understand. And Amber..." she trails off. "Tch. There's only one solution, then."

You wait for her to finish.

"Since you saw fit to get your jollies off with Rose, you'll just have to take responsibility and marry her now. Then it won't be strange for you and Cerise to treat me as your mother too."

You shudder. Thinking fast, you offer: "Uh... if you're our mother already, that makes Rose2 my sister... and of course, it would be unnatural to carry on a relationship with my own sister, right?"

Mom makes a sour face at you. She clearly doesn't buy in to your logic here.

>>3311758
Bout time Alex got some action for himself.

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>>3311758

This entire post gives me a kind of anxiety I can't quite describe.

I know Alex is going to destroy everything we've built, but knowing that at the same time he cares so much for us that he won't go through with it until Everyone's safety is guaranteed gives me such mixed feelings, all of them bad mind you, but mixed.

>Sable nods. Alex, his eyes drifting down, realizes that Sable isn't wearing pants -- or panties. Noticing him notice this, Sable tosses the list of server farms aside, sits up, and spreads her legs invitingly.

>"Forget about all that for now," she says. "I need you, Alex..."

Also, I was expecting this, but for some reason, it disturbs me more than I expected.

>>3311797
It can't be helped.
We'll just have to marry Amber instead.

For tax reasons, of course. You understand.

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>>3311797
>you'll just have to take responsibility and marry her now.

>>3311797
>You shudder. Thinking fast, you offer: "Uh... if you're our mother already, that makes Rose2 my sister... and of course, it would be unnatural to carry on a relationship with my own sister, right?"
Oh yeah, god forbid that ever happens

>>3311797
>"Since you saw fit to get your jollies off with Rose, you'll just have to take responsibility and marry her now. Then it won't be strange for you and Cerise to treat me as your mother too."
I, for one, love this idea

>>3311797
>"Uh... if you're our mother already, that makes Rose2 my sister... and of course, it would be unnatural to carry on a relationship with my own sister, right?"
Alabaster is a bastion of moral purity, he would never stoop so low as incest!

>>3311797
>You shudder. Thinking fast, you offer: "Uh... if you're our mother already, that makes Rose2 my sister... and of course, it would be unnatural to carry on a relationship with my own sister, right?"

Hmmm... DNA test, perhaps? Who is Rose2?

>>3311811
>For tax reasons
>Marrying Amber
>Taxes

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>>3311823
*Blocks your path*

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>>3311782

Easily the best Quest on this board, or at least the most well-written one here.

If you're new, I recommend starting at season 2, that's when OP Studios got serious about his work, then read season 1, cause that was more the foundation for all this story, but was also one long shit-post porn quest.

>>3311830
Yes, that was the joke, IaTM-dono.

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>>3311797

>it would be unnatural to carry on a relationship with my own sister, right?

In other news, technology has finally reached the point where we can double a human's mom density.

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"Furthermore," she says. "Why do you keep calling her Rose2? I sure would like to meet this girl who's somehow more deserving of being just 'Rose' to you."

"You already met her--" you begin, but Mom's stern glare is enough to stir you to action. You rise, and go upstairs, and drag a bleary-eyed Rose from bed.

"You are such a fucking asshole," Rose is grumbling as you lead her back, "I wish I could strangle you until you pass out and fucking pis-- oh, hi, Ms. Catachresis. I didn't know you were visiting."

She frowns. "Am I interrupting you, young lady?"

"N-- no," Rose says.

Cerise explains: "We lived with the Mallorys after you and dad... well, they took us in. Rose is their daughter."

Even though she's still badly bruised from tennis, Mom instantly recognizes the resemblance: "Of course. You're Charlotte's daughter?"

Rose nods.

"That would make you and Alabaster..." she thinks for a moment. "Cousins, yes?"

Rose closes her eyes sighs, and shakes her head in frustration.

Mom folds her arms and harumphs. She says to you, "My Rose told me that you and this young woman here are carrying on a relationship. What happened to your qualms about being involved with close blood relatives?"

"We're not that close--" you begin, at the same time Rose says: "we're not just cousins--" Then, rethinking, you both come out with: "We're not in a relationship!"

"Uh huh," Mom says. She and Cerise share a glance, roll their eyes: neither one seems particularly impressed by the deflection.

Mom points at Rose now. "You -- you mentioned the possibility of hiring me the other day. Is that still possible?"

"I, ah..." Rose stammers.

"I could use the extra cash," Mom admits. "And it would let us keep in touch more easily."

"You want to work for Darkbloom Analytics?" Cerise asks. "What -- as a pastry chef?"

She shrugs. "Why not? Are you trying to imply I wouldn't be capable of it?"

[ ] It can't be helped. We'll have to hire Mom.
[ ] Sorry. That place is too dangerous for you to work.

>>3311837
I don't think he was talking about the quest anon.

>>3311837
I was talking about your pic God...

>>3311841
>[X] It can't be helped. We'll have to hire Mom.
Let's stir the pot and see what comes up.

>>3311841
>[x] It can't be helped. We'll have to hire Mom.

>>3311841
>"We're not that close--" you begin, at the same time Rose says: "we're not just cousins--" Then, rethinking, you both come out with: "We're not in a relationship!"
I could read an entire fucking novel of just Ally and Rose

>>3311841
[X] Shikata ga nai

>>3311841
>[x] It can't be helped. We'll have to hire Mom.
Fuck it, might as well get everyone on board at this point

>>3311841
>[X] It can't be helped. We'll have to hire Mom.

>>3311841
>[x] Sorry. That place is too dangerous for you to work.

We can't just hire EVERYBODY.

>>3311841
Just cousins, huh? Hmm.

>>3311841
>[x] It can't be helped. We'll have to hire Mom.
Just give the board some of her desserts to convince them.

>>3311841
>[X] It can't be helped. We'll have to hire Mom.
Yare Yare, this is all a pain the neck but this is only to keep an eye on her.

>>3311841
>[x] Sorry. That place is too dangerous for you to work.

>>3311841

>[ ] It can't be helped. We'll have to hire Mom.

If Mom joins, it'll make this place too dangerous for the Russians to work.

>>3311841
>[x] It can't be helped. We'll have to hire Mom.
I'm already feeling the bad.

>>3311841
>[x] It can't be helped. We'll have to hire Mom.
FUCK YES

>"That would make you and Alabaster..." she thinks for a moment. "Cousins, yes?"
>Rose closes her eyes sighs, and shakes her head in frustration.
I love this

>>3311861
>I could read an entire fucking novel of just Ally and Rose
My thoughts exactly

>>3311831
That's not incest, Anon, because she's not our cousin. She's our first cousin once removed. You wouldn't call her our sister or our second cousin. Because she isn't. She's our first cousin once removed.

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>>3311903

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>>3311852

Ahhhhh, I see, I'm just retarded, my bad anon, I use Dantailian's icons so frequently I actually barely even realize it now.

In which case, my answer is exactly the same. Probably one of the best light novels I've ever read. Amazing, in-depth and well written characters, Dantailian (That being the man in my pic) being the MC and my absolute favorite character.

Add that to some great, medieval military strategy, probably some of the best political intrigue I've ever seen written and lots and lots of banter, and you have Dungeon Defense, give it a read, not just you anon, but any anon that likes these kinds of thing.

>>3311841

>[X] It can't be helped. We'll have to hire Mom.

Shikata ga nai, Shikata ga nai.

>>3311841
>"That would make you and Alabaster..." she thinks for a moment. "Cousins, yes?" Rose closes her eyes sighs, and shakes her head in frustration.
Classic. Even though I know that Cerise is just as much of a threat to Kaa-san as anyone in DBA, considering her also hosting Darkbloom, I don't want to see her in danger again.
She's some sort of clone, or has an implant, or something, and the Darkblooms already killed her once. I don't want Mara to do it a second time, and unless we agree to keep our mouths shut, it's going to happen.
>[X] Sorry. That place is too dangerous for you to work.

Reminder that we saw our parents' bodies. We still aren't sure what's going on w/r/t Ms. Catachresis being our "real" (whatever that means anymore) mom.

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>[x] It can't be helped. We'll have to hire Mom.

"But you need to understand a few things first--" you begin.

"You need to understand a few things too!" Mom cuts in. "I'm no slouch. If I have to cook for the whole company every day, I'm going to run a tight ship! I'll need only the best employees, and good facilities. If I'm not pleased with what I see in the morning, you'll be the first to know it."

"--In the morning?" You sputter.

"Of course. Why not start right away?"

You can't argue against it -- the more time you have to reconnect with her, the better, as far as you're concerned.

"We'll talk with Whitney and get you cleared," you say. "We don't want a repeat of what happened the last time you showed up."

"We don't?" Mom says. She tilts her chin up, haughty. "I should think it's that awful Noelle Keki person who doesn't! I can't wait to see her face when she finds out that I'm a favored employee there now!"

Is this entire thing just some sort of roundabout revenge ploy? Mom, as always, knows how to carry a grudge.

"Don't get carried away," you warn her. "Antagonizing the FBI is just about the worst idea in the world."

Mom shifts her weight in her chair and looks over at Cerise. Somehow she's the first to notice: "Cerise, honey... what happened to your eyes just now?"

>>3311937
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

>>3311937
>Mom shifts her weight in her chair and looks over at Cerise. Somehow she's the first to notice: "Cerise, honey... what happened to your eyes just now?"
PANIC!

>>3311937
terror

>>3311937
Ah piss

>>3311937

Does anyone find it ironic that Mom wouldn't get along with a cake?

>>3311937
awwwwwwkwarrrrrrrrrrrd

>>3311931
>Reminder that we saw our parents' bodies
We may have saw their bodies but I refuse to believe we saw Dad's face!

>>3311950
Historically, she never has. The rivalry between Renee and Kaa-san was one of the best parts of Season 1. It's great.

>>3311950
No, She didn't like Renee in season 1. And boy did that..., it made for some good scenes.

Damn good scenes.

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>>3311937
>pic related

>>3311950
Mom has already been fucked and had two kids. That's the exact opposite of a cake.

Mom is a textbook MILF.

>>3311964
It's a baking joke,anon.

>>3311950
Good catch anon

>>3311968
>>3311950
...fuck

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>>3311950
Heyooooooooo

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Darkbloom seems shocked to be sitting in Mom's presence: the expression on Cerise's face, before Darkbloom regains composure, is slackjawed, disbelieving. He stutters but gets nothing out.

You regain control of the situation and explain to Mom that Cerise has an ocular implant similar to the one she had installed in you. (Mom is a little ashamed to be reminded of this). Eliding over critical details, you say that it sometimes acts up and changes Cerise's eye color.

Darkbloom knows better than to speak out of turn. He only agrees that what you say is true.

"I think we should all get some rest now," you say nodding at Rose. Rose takes the cue, walks over, and loops an arm across Cerise's shoulders.

"Yes..." Darkbloom says. "I'm tired... it's been -- it's been just, so great to see you again, mom..."

The expression on Mom's face is severe and distrusting. She knows that something is off about Cerise.

Rose takes Darkbloom, a willing prisoner for now, and goes upstairs.

You hug Mom goodbye, but she's standoffish and still disturbed.

"Are you telling me the truth about Cerise?" She says flatly.

"What do you--"

"Nevermind. I'll see tomorrow, Alabaster. I --" She pauses, and her expression softens. Then she hugs you again, more closely. You smell her distinct perfume, the same she always wore, and feel her hair brushing against you.

"I love you, Alabaster," she says.

Your voice catches, but you know better than to squander the miracle of an opportunity like this, no matter how it came about. "I... love you too, Mom."

She leaves.

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>>3311937


>Mom shifts her weight in her chair and looks over at Cerise. Somehow she's the first to notice: "Cerise, honey... what happened to your eyes just now?"

I knew this was coming but for My sake, holy shit, I'm still panicking.

>>3312000
>"I... love you too, Mom."
God, he's come so far

>>3312000
>"I love you, Alabaster," she says.
>Your voice catches, but you know better than to squander the miracle of an opportunity like this, no matter how it came about. "I... love you too, Mom."
Muh heart

>>3312000
>"I... love you too, Mom."
Soon.

>the expression on Cerise's face, before Darkbloom regains composure, is slackjawed, disbelieving. He stutters but gets nothing out.
Heh.

>>3312000
>Darkbloom seems shocked to be sitting in Mom's presence: the expression on Cerise's face, before Darkbloom regains composure, is slackjawed, disbelieving. He stutters but gets nothing out.

Unless Darkbloom is an world class actor, trying to pull some kind of epic con for... reasons, seems like Mom being alive is just as confusing for him as it is for Alabaster.

>>3312000

>The expression on Mom's face is severe and distrusting. She knows that something is off about Cerise.

Sasuga Kaa-san, she noticed the change in Cerise's speech patterns immediately.

>"Yes..." Darkbloom says. "I'm tired... it's been -- it's been just, so great to see you again, mom..."

Do I detect relief there Darkbloom? Almost as if he had no idea she was alive, yet is happy to see she's back anyway...

>"I love you, Alabaster," she says.

>Your voice catches, but you know better than to squander the miracle of an opportunity like this, no matter how it came about. "I... love you too, Mom."

Welcome friends to another edition of Wholesome Quest, for all your family friendly and feel good needs.

>>3312000

Is he shocked because we found out about Mom, or because he had no idea she was alive?

>>3312039
>because he had no idea she was alive?
Betting on this one.

>>3312023
>>3312024
>>3312039
I thought we were already under the assumption that David doesn't know what's going on anymore?

>>3312023
>seems like Mom being alive is just as confusing for him as it is for Alabaster.
>for him
>him
Darkbloom is a she now, anon.

>>3312051
That's not how it works, you little shit.

>>3312039
He didn't know she was alive.

Think about it, David literally didn't know she was alive. I believe David hadn't been in the control seat for a *very* long time.

He's on this ride along with us.

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>>3312057
I don't know, it works pretty well for me

>>3312039
If he didn't know she was alive, we might have made a serious mistake about inviting her to work at DBA.
Then again, it's not like Darkbloom is trustworthy either way, if we do squeeze info out of him, and even if he did/didn't know, it doesn't help us definitely nail down any other leads for how, exactly, mom is alive.

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>>3312051
I can see what you're doing anon and I say no, we will not, stick our dick in Darkbloom's vagina, what's wrong with you anon.

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>>3312057

Are you trying to assume this fine young woman's gender?

>>3312057
All the cells in the body darkbloom is in have female chromosomes, lacks a dick but has a vagina. How would you define which sex someone is?

>>3312060
My question is if he is able to see what Cerise is seeing when he isn't in control, or if he just sort of 'wakes up' in the middle of whatever she happens to be in.

>>3312057
I dunno. I mean, he has a vagina now. And not even one of those gross tranny axe wounds, either.

>>3312070
I don't know what you are implying I never said anything like that you must have some weird fixation, get your head out of the gutter, this is a christian image board.

>>3312057
But if hes not a girl I'd be gay for wanting to fuck him. And I'm not gay

>>3312070
>we will not stick our dick in D's vagina

That's some faggot talk right there.

>>3312070
>I don't wanna stick my dick in a vagina
Gay

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Cerise is hogtied on her bed already when you get back to her room.

"I know nothing about that!" Darkbloom insists as you step in. "How that woman came back --"

Rose raps her knuckles against Cerise's skull. Darkbloom flinches in vicarious pain.

"You know something," Rose says. "Start talking."

"I know nothing," he repeats. "You insane jackals -- believe me when I tell you that I am equally as lost -- no, more lost, even, than anyone! I wish I had answers! I don't!"

"Ally...?"

You turn; Alex is at the threshold, rubbing sleep from his eyes.

Seizing the moment and thinking quick, Rose swoops over, takes him by the arm and ushers him away. "Let's get back to sleep, Alex, hmm?" Alex is still drowsy and confused, and easily led by a demanding woman, as usual.

"I believe you," you say, alone now with Darkbloom. "You have no idea what you really unleashed on the world, do you?"

He seems monumentally relieved by the fact that you believe him, while at the same time nursing a wounded ego at admitting his own ignorance.

A beat passes. And then:

"Alabaster," he says. "I know things between us are at a nadir. But I beg of you -- to take some measure of pity on me -- and, just once, if only for a little while... permit me to see my daughters. You reunited with your mother -- how happy you must be to do that. Would you deny Vivian the same joy? For her sake, Alabaster--"

You slap Cerise -- just enough for it to smart for Darkbloom -- hopefully without leaving any marks.

He recoils at the blow, wincing. Tears begin to stream down his cheek. Despair is setting in; you've reduced David Darkbloom to silently crying.

[ ] You can see them again.
[ ] Only Whitney.
[ ] No.

>>3312092
>[x] You can see them again.

>>3312092
[X] You can see them again.

>>3312092

>[ ] You can see them again.

Direct contact would honestly be the easiest way to tell Vivian anyways.

>>3312092
>[X] You can see them again.
>[X] Renumber that I didn't have to do this

>>3312067
>>3312071
>>3312073
>>3312077
>>3312085
Degenerates all. Sasuga, /fq/.

>>3312092
>[x] You can see them again.
If there's one thing I believe I can count on, it's him going against Mara, if nothing else.

>>3312092
>Write-in
>Only if you help us
Give him some good intensive

>>3312092
>[X] You can see them again.
Risky, but it's better if we don't keep something like this from Vivian any longer than we have to.

>>3312092
>[x] You can see them again.

>>3312092
>you can see them again

Vivian deserves some answers, and can probably get more out of David than us.

on the other hand, Vivian's new eye might be watching... probably not, but maybe

>>3312112
This

Don't wanna be cruel but also don't wanna be a pushover

>>3312075
Honesty, I'm going with the latter.
>>3312092
[X]You can see them again.
[X] Only if you can help us.

>>3312090
>>3312091

>Say I don't wanna fuck a guy

>Get's called gay for it.

This is why I love you all FQ, never change.

>>3312092

>[X] You can see them again.

#Darkbloomdoesn'tdeservethisshit.

>>3312092
>[x] Only Whitney.
Only because I don't know what's gonna happen when David gets close to Diegesis.

>>3312092
>[X] No.

Nothing bad has ever come from RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE

>>3312128
>Darkbloom jumps from Cerise's implant to Vivian's
>Problem solved(?)

>>3312126
next you'll say fucking Alex is gay, you fags will say anything to undermine heterosexual love.

>>3312092
>[ ] You can see them again.

>>3312108
Yeah, this is probably good. I think Darkbloom isn't as unscrupulous as he can seem, but given how rocky our relationship with him is, it would be good to have insurance.

>>3312128

This is a concerning point, but Cerise and Vivian share a workplace so they'd inevitably come in contact anyways.

>>3312132

Just wait until we find out Dad's been reading newspapers as Stackleford's father and we have no basis for revenge at all.

>>3312092
>>[x] You can see them again.

>>3312092
>[ ] You can see them again.

>>3312128
Seconding this. Vivian can be told at some point, but if Darkbloom's going to meet up with her, there's no way it's going to happen without either us or Rose around, and once it happens/she knows, that's the risk we're always going to be taking, going forward. Then again, maybe radical honesty is going to be our best bet for her sake. I can never tell how things are going to shake out.
>[X] Only Whitney

>>3312126
But David is a girl now. He has a pussy

>>3312092
[ ] You can see them again.

>>3312147
>Stackleford's dad is our dad
>Stackleford is our brother
This is the worst possible outcome.

>>3312163
he may not be our brother but we're his nigga

>>3312147
Idunno, I think SOMEBODY deserves to pay for us getting father-cucked by stackleford of all people, if that is the case.

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>[x] You can see them again.

He doesn't seem to know what to say. He can only manage: "Thank you, Alabaster... I... thank you."

You kneel at the edge of the bed and lock eyes with him. "I didn't have to do this. Remember that."

He nods.

"You will help me," you say. "You will help me figure out what's going on. You will help me run your company. And you will help me deal with your sociopath of a wife."

"Yes, Alabaster. Yes."

"And you won't complain, ever. You won't step out of line."

"I understand."

"I'm glad you understand. Don't forget your place."

The queer mixture of indignation and happiness on Cerise's face is hard to make sense of.

>>3312155
I assume even if we comply with David's request we'll be there no matter what. It wouldn't make sense for Alabaster to leave them alone

>>3312172
I swear if he betrays us after this we're gonna fuck Viv right in front of him

>>3312186
well we're gonna do that anyways ofc

>>3312172

Training our sisterdad is going well!

>>3312186

Why do you think we gave him permission to come back in the first place anon?

>>3312192
Shh don't tell him that

>>3312176
I guess now that I think about it, it seems inevitable. Cerise returned to work, after all.
A meeting between the two was going to happen eventually either way, so maybe it's better off supervised this time.
I still support the point about the questionable connections between implants, though.

>>3312186
Better, we will make porn of it and embed the porn in the blockchain public ledger. I don't actually know if blockchain tech can do that but we can find a way.

>>3312212
Apparently there's CP embedded in Bitcoin's. No idea if that's myth or not.

Also I want to point out how much I appreciate the fact that Mom still acts like Rose2 and Amber are her kids. It'd be really bullshit if she just stopped caring about she regained her memories

>>3312257
That'd probably be more of monero's thing.

So what's on your agenda tonight, FQ? I'm replaying the Oracle games in between Index and Kaguya.

>>3312264
Ragnarok Online and JAV.
Maybe a fightan later tonight.

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When you wake up in the morning, it's Cerise who's beside you in bed -- it's really her.

As you cut the zipties loose, Cerise massages the mild abrasions on her wrists where the plastic left indentations in the skin. "We need to figure out something better," she grouses. "Those things hurt like a motherfucker. Plus it gives me this horrible kink in my neck--"

"We can always buy a kennel..." You say.

She makes a disgruntled little purr.

You fill the gaps in her memory of last night while you drive with her to work.

---

It's past 9 AM when Whitney shows up on campus. She comes in looking bedraggled, with Dr. Carte and Vivian in tow. It's easy to figure out what the story here is.

"Long night?" You say, arms folded.

"Uh, yeah," she says. "We were playing board games... you know..."

You glance at Dr. Carte, unamused. Dr. Carte, much more amused, winks. "We played all night long."

Vivian steps past, towards the elevators; her gait has only the slightest limp to it. Whitney rubs the back of her head, laughing awkwardly.

"So since you're late," you say, "you haven't heard the good news. My m-- Ms. Catachresis came by last night. I told her she could work here as a chef for the cafeteria."

Whitney's grin is as wide as her face. "You didn't! You fucking genius! That's genius! I knew you were a genius." She slugs your shoulder, hard enough to actually hurt. "I'll tell Spancer to get all the HR bullshit together for her. W4's or W2's or whatever the fuck. When does she want to start?"

"Today."

"Fucking A! Wow. Shit, yeah. That's -- whoa." Whitney is just a whirlwind of uncontained glee and curses. "What are you waiting for, then? Get her and her mom jeans over here already!"

You almost feel like she's even happier than you at the prospect of reunion. Then again, Whitney missed Mom's cooking most of all.

>>3312264
gotta grind out that CCC in JP fgo

inb4 mobage hate, I'm f2p

>>3312264
This on repeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjDVVLLhr_M

>>3312275
S-surely there will be other chances for this combination. Surely.

>>3312275
>You almost feel like she's even happier than you at the prospect of reunion. Then again, Whitney missed Mom's cooking most of all.
D'aww

>>3312264
Thinking about catching up on some other quest but I'm just not motivated for other quests.

>>3312281
I was tempted to pay after 440ish quartz didn't get my waifu but I realized I could have just wound up paying a bunch of money and still not get her so I just quit

>>3312275
Is Pablo still working for us? I wonder how mom will react to him.

>>3312264
Watching the bf play Sonic Adventure 2. I should probably work on homework when we're done, but I just want to play more Luna Nights...

>>3312275
>You glance at Dr. Carte, unamused. Dr. Carte, much more amused, winks. "We played all night long."
I love how coy she is about fucking her own daughter and pseudo daughter.

I also really wish we could get that scene as its own pastebin

>>3312294
Who B you're waifu

>>3312264
Planning a funeral for a grandparent

>>3312297
He''ll cook the actual food and she'll stick to desserts

>>3312307
My condolences Anonymous-dono.

>>3312260

It's some really nice characterization.

>>3312275

We really need to figure out the switch trigger, her pasty neet body can only handle so much.

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>>3312306
Has been since extra, I used to think she'd barely get any new art but was ok with that anyway.

>>3312264
Brigador and trying not to fall asleep mostly

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>>3312264

Writing, playing online fighting games, writing, playing through Chaos;Head, writing...

Overall, goodnight for me, Chaos;head is great so far.

>>3312264
Last three games of CoH2 I made the fuckers I was playing against ragequit in like 10 minutes.
Bitches need to get better at micro

>>3312264
Multi-thread browsing over in /tg/, looking over /cyoag/. I'm just waiting for the smut to drop so I can get off and go to sleep.

>>3312283
Thank you for this

>>3312322
Man talk about bad luck not getting a target sr, I've been disgustingly lucky on this account

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>>3312332
Thank you for reminding me that I have been criminally under-using this this season.

>fapping to Fuck Quest

>>3312333
You're welcome. Have another.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbuAG1eOAZg

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Mom is only too happy to wave the tax forms in Noelle's face when Spancer delivers them to her on the other side of the security cordon.

"See this?" She shouts. "I work here now, hussy!" She repeatedly slaps the papers with the back of her free hand.

"Congratulations," Noelle says, totally disinterested. "I'm happy for you."

"Yeah, I bet you are! Now if you and your cronies give me any trouble, I'll be sure to file charges! Got it?"

"Absolutely, Ms. Catachresis. We'll add you to the whitelist -- you shouldn't expect any trouble from us."

Mom swivels her head to keep an eye on Noelle as she steps past the checkpoint. The look she gives Noelle is long, shifty, filled with suspicion and contempt.

Rose2, who tagged along, follows -- oblivious as ever. "It's so hecking cool that you're working here, mom! Wowie zowie!"

Rose and Cerise receive them. They offer to show Mom the way to the kitchens.

As they walk off, Noelle says to you: "That's a strange woman. With an even stranger daughter."

"Yeah, she's pretty great," you say absentmindedly.

Noelle frowns at you.

"Whatever you're thinking, keep it to yourself," you warn her.

She seems to want to say something to you -- and not about Mom -- but you're not sure what.

[ ] Make conversation with her.
[ ] Go to the kitchens.
[ ] Get Whitney.

>>3312358
>[x] Go to the kitchens.

>>3312354
This one is actually pretty cool

>>3312358
>[x] Make conversation with her.

>>3312358
>[x] Make conversation with her.
It's about time we broke the ice

>>3312358
>[X] Go to the kitchens.

>>3312358
[ ] Make conversation with her.

>>3312358
>[x] Make conversation with her.
Let's break some ice.

>>3312358
>[X] Make conversation with her.

>>3312358
>[X] Make conversation with her.

>>3312358

>[ ] Make conversation with her.

She's on the smile restoration list, it checks out.

>>3312358
>[X] Make conversation with her.

>>3312358
>[x] Make conversation with her.
DON'T fuck this up.

>>3312358
>[x] Make conversation with her.

>>3312358
>[ ] Make conversation with her.

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>>3312341
I can't complain about my luck either. I've got a very nice stable of gold servants.
>inb4 'only NP1 scrub' I only buy SQ for the GSSR banners.

>>3312264
Grinding FGO while I catch up on Mob Psycho 100 II

>>3312358
>[x] Make conversation with her.
Penny for your thoughts?

>>3312358
>[x] Make conversation with her.

>>3312358
>[X] Make conversation with her.
Time to talk with the Cake.

>>3312383
>while I catch up on Mob Psycho 100 II
Oh boy.

>>3312358
>Rose2, who tagged along, follows -- oblivious as ever. "It's so hecking cool that you're working here, mom! Wowie zowie!"
Every time

>>3312358
[X] Make conversation with her.

I feel the Noelle *really* needs more depth, and I'm willing to risk it

>>3312358
>[x] Make conversation with her
We can go to the kitchen later. Besides which, this might be the first time in a while where we don't reek of cum while talking to Noelle.

>>3312383
>single grail on chloe

Autism inbound, but why? uneven level caps kill millions every year.

>>3312383
>while I catch up on Mob Psycho 100 II
Based

I was planning on watching the live action Netflix version with my brother tomorrow

>>3312358
>[X] Make conversation with her.

This social link has been untouched for too long now, this cake is nearly past it's expiration date!

>>3312358
>[X] Make conversation with her.

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>[x] Make conversation with her.

"Out with it," you say.

"Are you and Rose2 really..." she begins. She shakes her head. "I thought you had better taste."

You narrow your eyes at her. "Got cameras on me or what? Following me?"

Noelle huffs. "She told me. God, you paranoid -- how many times do I have to say this? You're not a target of this investigation -- at least not yet--"

"Uh huh. And when would Rose2 ever have the chance to talk to you?"

She rubs her elbow and looks away. "Uh, well... I get bored in the mornings. And there's this little ad hoc sort of club in the theater--"

"Oh my god. The morning anime club? You're hanging out with those wastes of skin? And criticizing me for bad taste?"

"I am -- not proud," she admits, gaze still averted.

[ ] Well, you're right. I'm seeing Rose2 now.
[ ] You're half right. I'm just fooling around with her.
[ ] What kind of guy do you take me for? Of course I'm not involved with a girl like her!

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>>3312408
>live action Netflix version

>>3312435
>[XXXXXXXXXXXX] Well, you're right. I'm seeing Rose2 now.

>>3312435
>[X] It's complicated.

>>3312435
>[x] You're half right. I'm just fooling around with her.

>>3312435
>>[X] You're half right. I'm just fooling around with her.

>>3312435
>[x] Well, you're right. I'm seeing Rose2 now.
I mean it is true

>>3312435
>[x] It's complicated.

>>3312435
[X] I'm just fooling around with her.
>But that doesn't mean I condone her taste in anime. Or anything else.

>>3312435
>[x] You're half right. I'm just fooling around with her.

>>3312435
>[x] You're half right. I'm just fooling around with her.
Alternatively
>[x] Genuflect

Goodness Noelle, how low you've sunk.

>>3312435
>[X] It's complicated

>>3312435
>[X] It's complicated.

As much as I wanted to go with option 2, that literally seems like the quickest route to the "NICE BOAT" ending of FQ

>>3312435
>[x] What kind of guy do you take me for? Of course I'm not involved with a girl like her!

Just for that, we're gonna educate her with actual taste.

Bust out the trashy romance anime. It's punishment time.

>>3312435
>[ ] You're half right. I'm just fooling around with her.

Give her hope

>>3312435
>[x] You're half right. I'm just fooling around with her.
Even the fact that it's present-tense is almost more than what I'm willing to put up with.
At least Noelle has taste, and knows opsec enough to keep her love of anime discrete.

>>3312435
>[X] Well, you're right. I'm seeing Rose2 now.
I'm voting thinking "What girl is right behind us now?"

>>3312435
>[ ] It's complicated

Alternatively
>[ ] Try her mom's confections and tell me you wouldn't

>>3312435
>[x] Well, you're right. I'm seeing Rose2 now.
It's in character for Alabaster to try to get under her skin. Not that I think 90% of the people here care in character decisions

>>3312406
because it was the grail I got from Shinjuku and I don't have any more. I spread them around for waifuing, and I'm planning to 100 Kuro eventually, then Nero Bride, but grails aren't exactly falling out of the sky yet.

>>3312440

>>[X] It's complicated.

Noelle has been suffering more than we could have known.

This is a Public Service Announcement: If you care about DMC5 stay off of /v/ because there are some BIG SPOILERS right now. They're fucking awesome but if you don't want a bunch of shit spoiled stay away.

>>3312435
[X] What kind of guy do you take me for? Of course I'm not involved with a girl like her!
Sue me, but I don't actually like Roce.

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>>3312435

>[X] What kind of guy do you take me for? Of course I'm not involved with a girl like her!

There is but one Rose in my heart, all others are just copies, fakes meant to distract from the true goal.

>>3312453
I mean, the S2 finale was basically the same and we made it out of that with all our limbs and an extra mother to boot. As terrified as I am of it, I'm confident we can survive a yandere, if we're careful about it.

>>3312466
If there's one thing Alabaster would never do in character, it's admit to liking Rose2 at all.

Also, funny how even Noelle calls her Rose2. She really is the lesser of the two Roses.

>>3312475
>going to /v/ anyway
That place died long ago, Anonymous-dono.
Although infinitechan /v/ was hilarious this week.

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>>3312475
>listening to /v/

>>3312464
Well, I can't help but second this.
>>3312466
I feel like we'd need to be more of a prick in our response for me to be vote for this.
Though you're very right that Alabaster is the sort of person to try and get under her skin.

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>>3312436
I can't resist anon it looks hilariously awful

>>3312469
Huh, I've just been saving them until I have at least 2 at a time. it's gonna be like august before tesla gets above 90

>>3312485
It isn't listening to /v/ when a Youtube video thrown up by some Brazilian literally is showing the final boss with gameplay

>>3312435
>[x] Well, you're right. I'm seeing Rose2 now.

>>3312435
>[ ] Well, you're right. I'm seeing Rose2 now.
Jealous?

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>>3312479
>>3312480
Friendly reminder that she is the true original Rose!

Rose1 is still my favorite but It's close

>>3312435
>[x] What kind of guy do you take me for? Of course I'm not involved with a girl like her!
1Rose is the only Rose for me, gents

>>3312487
I was hoping you were lying to me.

>>3312435
[X] Well, you're right. I'm seeing Rose2 now

>>3312499
It's not that I hate her or anything, but she's a yandere, and letting one of those in the harem is an obvious bad idea. Not to mention, her stupidity/vendetta against Rose The Best Plus is definitely going to end up making bad situations potentially lethal down the road.

Pink hair is cute though

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>[x] You're half right. I'm just fooling around with her.

"It's complicated," you say. "As far as I'm concerned, it's nothing serious -- but other people may have... other ideas..."

Noelle takes it on the chin. "You're gonna break the heart of every guy at MAC. You know that? They're all thirstier for Rose2 than I thought was humanly possible. I mean. They treat her like actual royalty. It's pathetic."

"Sounds about right," you say. "It was the same in high school. But are you sure it's just the guys whose hearts are getting broken here?"

Noelle curls her lip. "I don't think Kimberly Manlove is too interested in you. So no."

"Nice save," you say.

"This is a fair warning, now," Noelle says. "Rose2 has a much different understanding of things than you do. Try not to break her when you tell her that she's just your jizz tissue. I don't like her but I'd rather not walk into the theater one day to find her strung up on a noose, either."

"Thanks for the advice. Here's some advice in return: you're better off watching anime by yourself on your phone in the bathroom than spending even half a second with any of those idiots at morning anime club. For real, Noelle. I'm honestly disappointed in you."

"What can I say. My fellow agents aren't much for Mongolian shadow puppetry. And I don't really know anyone else who has the same interests."

[ ] If you have to suffer their company, I can at least come along sometime for moral support.
[ ] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.
[ ] Leave for now.

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>>3312475

>Going to nu-/v/

>Ever

Your first mistake was returning to that hellzone anon, your second was reminding me it still exists.

>>3312524
>[x] Leave for now.

>>3312524
>[x] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

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>>3312524
>[x] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

>>3312524
>[X] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

will you join my bible black club?

>>3312524
[ ] If you have to suffer their company, I can at least come along sometime for moral support.

>>3312524
>[X] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

The time has come to mend this bridge anons.

>>3312524
>[X] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me
Alabaster would sooner cut his dick off than go to the anime club

>>3312524
>[X] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

I'm going to put some in cream in this cake so help me Rose: The Awakening.

>>3312524
> [ ] If you have to suffer their company, I can at least come along sometime for moral support.
Bootlicker/pinktard threesome when

>>3312524
>[x] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.
You know you can be honest if you want to just fuck with us, right, OP?

>>3312524
>[ ] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

>>3312524
>[x] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

We can salvage her taste in Laotian glass-blowing for sure.

>>3312524
>[ ] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

>>3312524
>[x] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.
Maybe she'll know what a sex friend is.

>>3312524
>[x] If you have to suffer their company, I can at least come along sometime for moral support.
I don't care if it doesn't let us smash, this is going to be the funniest option by far

>>3312524
>[ ] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

It necessarily won't be family movie night, but these are desperate times. Maybe we can find an empty bathroom stall to show her some techniques.

>>3312524
>[x] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

>>3312524
>[X] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

>>3312524
>[ ] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.
Fuck it

>>3312544
>Bootlicker/pinktard threesome when
When we go to the anime con

So never

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>>3312524

>[X] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

I've waited for this moment longer than you've waited for someone to take that virginity Keki, both of those waits are about to come to an end.

>>3312524
>[x] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

>>3312524
>[ ] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

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>>3312565
Volume 6 when

>>3312564
>watch Chinese cartoons with bootlicker
>pinktard puffs up her face
>insists she has better taste
>makes public/private/both declaration to demonstrate her true taste
>walks in on Sticking It To The Man (no homo, for once)
>does indeed insist she can do better

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>>3312584
Some day anon, some day in our lifetime, don't lose hope!

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>[x] Forget them. We should watch something together, you and me.

"I'm legally obligated to say no," Noelle says. "You're not a target of this investigation, but you're certainly a subject, and fraternizing with you is a bad idea."

You sigh.

"Then again," Noelle adds, "I'm legally obligated not to download half the things I look at on ex. Yet here we are."

"Is that a yes or a no?"

"It's no, with a but."

"I... don't know what that means," you admit.

"It means I'll be in touch, Mr. Soliloquy. Have you seen Yuru Camp yet?"

You feel a hot rush of embarrassment: "Uh -- no, not yet..."

She slugs you, right where Whitney did a little bit ago, and you can feel the bruise developing under your shirt. "I told you to watch it over a year ago. What is wrong with you?"

"You know me. I don't get anything done unless you keep on top of me."

"Har har. I bet you think that was cute just now."

"It's not going to be like last time," you say. "I'll be on the lookout for any interrogation tactics. So you can forget pumping me for information."

"I wouldn't dream of pumping you," Noelle says, tilting her chin towards you, grinning. "Sorry to disappoint."

You leave it at that.

>>3312520
>It's not that I hate her or anything, but she's a yandere
No proof!

>and letting one of those in the harem is an obvious bad idea
She isn't the sharpest butcher knife in the shed she'll probably end up more like Team Rocket/Wiley Coyote. Which is something I've never seen before

>Pink hair is cute though
Indeed it is

>>3312598
>"Then again," Noelle adds, "I'm legally obligated not to download half the things I look at on ex. Yet here we are."
As it should be.
>"I wouldn't dream of pumping you," Noelle says, tilting her chin towards you, grinning. "Sorry to disappoint."

>You leave it at that.
;_;

>>3312598
I want to look at innocent pictures of sad pandas with Noelle! I really really want to look at innocent pictures of sad pandas with Noelle!

>>3312598
>"I wouldn't dream of pumping you," Noelle says, tilting her chin towards you, grinning.

Yeah why dream of pumping? Reality is better than dreaming.

Long, warm pumping. Nice and slow. While answering trivia questions for Yuru Camp.

>>3312598

This is actually more of a win-win than we realize, as Noelle choosing the anime will prevent Alabaster from exercising his shit taste.

>>3312619
C-careful, Anonymous-dono. You know what happens when you cross the streams.

>>3312598
>"I wouldn't dream of pumping you," Noelle says, tilting her chin towards you, grinning. "Sorry to disappoint."
And yet I feel hope.