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Twelve years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned their title of warrior race as Freeza’s most powerful soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and destroying those who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects. The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to every corner of the universe. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across the civilized universe, as well as the more recent demon invasion transmitted out live, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as the strongest fighters in the universe.

Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 743. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 3,643,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of six, champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, and as “The Dragon of New Salda” you are the symbol of the PTO’s military might across the stars. But for now it seems like there is a peace settling, the likes of which the Saiyan race has never known. But how long will this hard-earned peace last?

Character Sheet, powerlevels, and other pastebins: https://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQM
Archive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+Quest

Quest rules: UPDATED
>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum to proceed
>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of 3 wins
>When votes are given, DO NOT pick every option. Pick -NO MORE THAN- two options, unless stated otherwise
>Crits are nat 100, unless otherwise noted(a 99 may net you an extra bonus)
>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes the DC, OR two 1s are rolled
>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in a catastrophic crit failure
>I hold final say on any/all decisions
>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can and will be shut down at my discretion
>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any reason whatsoever
>Have fun

Quest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQM

Current Arc: Spoils of War

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k_iRB_kQswQ
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>>3353136
Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

After waking up to seeing your future daughter’s embarrassment and then nearly dying by Mira’s hand, you’d talked with Bane’s spectre again before waking up from the void. Once conscious you find a fresh scar on your chest, and lesser but matching marks on both your wife Meloka and Towa. You learned that the demon princess used ancient, forbidden magics to heal your otherwise-fatal chest wound, in part by transferring some of the injury to herself and Meloka. After watching Broly’s first attempt at trying to go beyond a Berserker, you’d passed out again, waking to find Towa’s Lab under siege from a rival Towa. After the battle was won your Towa stabbed her rival through with the relic spear Godsend. We rejoin Karn as she’s bleed out on the floor, another group of time travelers having just arrived.

“Glad to see you remember my daughter, Karn.” the small grey blob creature wearing obnoxiously-colored clothes says, waddling towards you. “Long time no see, how’ve you been?”
“Who’re you?” you ask the being, confused. You’re certain that if you’d ever seen something like that.
“L-Lord Dumplin!” your Towa says, dropping to a knee and pulling Future Chaya down with her. “H-H-How long were-?”
“How long was I watching?” he asks your Towa, soulless eyes unblinking. “I saw everything.“

A chill wind sweeps through the room, causing everyone to shiver. Except for the enemy Towa, who’s still bleeding out on the floor and your Towa’s Mira, who’s obliviously still fighting the green bugman.

“But first, you.” he says, pointing at the downed Towa. “You broke the rules, kid. Now you’re goin in the Fuckbox.”
“L-Lord Dumplin, plea-!” she says, before with a flash of absolute darkness disappears. You can no longer sense her ki, whatever this Dumplin creature did, she’s gone. That done, he turns back to you, vacant eyes still staring as he grins at you with that disturbing smile.
”What’s the matter, not gonna say hi to your old friend?” he asks, you suppressing a shudder. But before you can respond, one of his Towa’s does.
“Dumplin, that isn’t the Karn you remember.” she says, eyeing you up and down. “She erased him, remember?”
“You’re right honey, this one is far weaker.” he says to her, then addresses you again. “I’m the Demon God Dumplin, nice to meet’cha Karn.”
“Nice to meet you as well?” you reply uncertainly, holding out a hand to the short ‘Demon God’. He grabs your hand and shakes it, then releases you.
“Keep up the good work.” he tells you, then waddles past and approaches your Towa who is still kneeling. “And as for you. You broke the most important rule: you murdered another Towa.”
cont
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>>3353141
“She only did that because-!” Future Chaya starts, visibly withering under his glare. “She...attacked...us?”
“She did attack you all first, and she’s getting her punishment for that.” he says to your daughter, all defiance gone from your girl’s expression. “But her bein’ guilty doesn’t make little miss rule breaker over there any less so.”
“Awww, c’mon Daddy!” Puddin says, suddenly speaking up. As you glance to her you realize she’s ended the fight between your Towa’s Mira and the bugman, wrapping each of them tightly in one of her arms. “I like this one. And she an’ Karn have a cute kid too, nya. I wanna see how strong he gets!”
“Wait, what?” he asks confused, looking between his daugher and your Towa, then to you. “Is it true?”
“Of course.” you reply, your Towa’s face going red. “It’s kind of a long story.”

You and Towa explain to the demon god how little Maza came to be, Churai bringing him as well as your other kids who refused to be left behind. Your daughter and the boys talk with Puddin, her stretchiness impressing them and the four playing. You also notice another, who from her resemblance to Puddin makes you think she’s her sister? But she stays off to her

“Gotta admit, it took alotta spunk to pull a move that ballsy against the Time Loli.” he says, hand to his chin as he ponders, talking to himself. “Normally, for a non-member killing one of my Towa like that, you should be punished, but for getting her good like that, you deserve a reward. Here, hold out your hand.”
“Yes, Lord Dumplin.” she says, and does so immediately. He grabs her hand, and suddenly Towa is consumed by a dark, terrible energy. She screams in agony, her power suddenly exploding up and consuming her.
“TOWA!!” you and Future Chaya shout, but before you can rush in, you feel it. Towa transforms! You watch stunned as she changes, even her clothes shifting as she becomes a near-identical copy to the Towa she killed. You feel her powerlevel exploding, her ki settling to ten times stronger than before.

“I’ve also blocked what happened here since I arrived, the others won’t be able to see what happened. If anyone asks, I ended the fight.” he says to your Towa as she rises to her feet. “That’s all the help I can give. Honestly most of the others are bland and boring, but you kids keep things entertaining. Keep up the good work.”
“Thank you, Lord Dumplin.” your Towa says, still seeming in shock from the sudden powerup. “I shall do my best.”

Well? What now?
>Ask Dumplin about the you he knows. Or knew
>Ask Dumplin what he just did to Towa
>Ask the other three Towas about this ‘Council’
>Ask Puddin how she’s fighting on both sides
>Ask the tracksuit girl something?(What?)
>Ask the bugman who he is
>Say nothing, keep quiet.
>Other? (write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3353143
>>Ask Dumplin about the you he knows. Or knew
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>>3353143
>>Ask Dumplin about the you he knows. Or knew
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>>3353143
>>Ask Dumplin about the you he knows. Or knew
>>Ask Dumplin what he just did to Towa
>>Ask the other three Towas about this ‘Council’
>>What is a Demon God anyway? At least you do more then any other god I’ve met.
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>>3353143
this>>3353159
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>>3353143
>Ask Dumplin about the you he knows. Or knew
>Ask the bugman who he is
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>>3353159
Read the rules:
>When votes are given, DO NOT pick every option. Pick -NO MORE THAN- two options, unless stated otherwise
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>>3353143
>>Ask Dumplin about the you he knows. Or knew
>>Ask Dumplin what he just did to Towa
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>>3353147
>>3353148
>>3353164
>>3353165
>>3353175
Ask Dumplin about the you he knows. Or knew wins it. Roll me a d100
DC 70
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3353186
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3353186
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3353186
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3353186
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>>3353187
>>3353190
>>3353191
>>3353193
Of course. He must want to be all mysterious today.
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>>3353187
>>3353190
>>3353191
52/100. Not quite enough, writing
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>>3353196
Nah I’m our dice just suck at the start of a new thread. Same as always.
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>>3353143
You can tell the grey blob man is ready to leave, but something he said has roused your curiousity. You can’t let him leave, not yet. The three other Towas’ make a portal for him to walk through, but before he can you step up.

“Du-Lord Dumplin.” you say, the creature turning to you. His gaze pierces straight through you, you supressing a shiver and pressing forward. “You said you knew another me, right? What was he like?”

For a solid minute he says nothing, simply staring at you. He’s such a disturbing being you can’t get a read on him, you have no clue what he’s thinking. But you don’t say anything, waiting on his response.

“He was strong.” Dumplin finally says, then turns back to the portal and walks through. “C’mon girls, we’re leaving.”
“Byeeeenya!” Puddin says, waving to you all and running to the portal. The girl you think is his sister “meh”s, hands in her pockets and following her.
“Bye bye!” little Chaya says, waving with both hands as the other Towas all walk through, portal closing. She then turns, seeing Towa’s new form for the first time. “Wooaaah! What’s that?!”
“This is the Darkness Demon form.” your Towa explains, as Churai appears and teleports Mira away before he can attack you. “This is a form that demons such as myself can access with taking in enough demonic ki. And the demon god Lord Dumplin is the single greatest well of demonic ki in existence.”

“Well at least now I know one god out there actually does something.” you say, and after a few seconds Towa breaks out into laughter. She clutches her sides, slumping to the ground. You and Future Chaya laugh as well, releasing the built up tension from the fight and the demon god’s sudden appearance. You all let the tension go, until an unfamiliar voice speaks out.
“Soooo, I guess I’m working for you now?” the bugman says casually, you all turning to him.
“Who’re you?” little Broly asks, little Chaya stepping forward before he throws an arm back, keeping her behind him.
“Such a brave little boy.” he says with a smirk, crossing his arms. “I am Perfect Cell. And it seems I now have nowhere to go. So, Princess Towa, what do you say? Would you care to take me into your employ?”
“Why should I?” she asks, stepping forward. “You did try to kill us, after all.”
“So I did.” he says with a shrug. “But it wasn’t personal, this was simply a job. She pulled a few of my cells from the attack that nearly ended me. So when she needed help with a battle, I joined in.”

Well?
>Advise Towa not to, she can’t trust this thing
>Ask him why we should trust him
>Tell Future Chaya to take no chances, obliterate him now
>Welcome him along, the more the merrier
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3353300
>>Ask him why we should trust him
>>Suggest he allows Towa to read his mind to ensure his loyalty.
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>>3353300
>>Ask him why we should trust him
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>>3353300
Cell please. I love you but you just wanna est everything.

>tell towa to read his mind
>ask why we should trust him
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>>3353300
this>>3353312
Otherwise
>Welcome him along, the more the merrier
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>>3353312
This
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>>3353300
>Welcome him along, the more the merrier
Looks like we’ve got ourselves a new training buddy
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>>3353300
>>3353312
Yes
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>>3353312
>>3353324
>>3353328
>>3353332
>>3353373
>>3353379
>>3353380
Ask him why we should trust him, and see if Towa will read his mind wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC 25
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Rolled 74, 53 = 127 (2d100)

>>3353393
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Rolled 72, 78 = 150 (2d100)

>>3353393
CELL!!!!!
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Rolled 83, 9 = 92 (2d100)

>>3353393
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Rolled 96, 73 = 169 (2d100)

>>3353393
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>>3353397
>>3353399
>>3353401
83/100, 78/100. Well then, writing.
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>>3353141
>>3353300

>there is or rather WAS, a Karn we don't know about who was strong enough for Dumplin to consider strong, and a friend.

It can't be Punished Karn right? Wasn't his base powerlevel only 2 million something when he died? We would have already surpassed that by now.

Or am I incorrect and it was actually 2 billion or some shit?
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>>3353602
That Karn, and his entire timeline was deleted
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>>3353624
Wait so Dumplin really is talking about Punished Karn? How the hell did Future Chaya survive the timeline erasure? Towa can keep someone allive even if their timeline is deleted?
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>>3353637
No, Dumplins Karn and his Timeline was Erased, Punished Karn just blew himself up.
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>>3353300
“Why should we trust you?” you ask, stepping forward past Broly and standing by Towa’s side. “Especially with our children here?”
“Children?” he asks, looking to your kids then back to you. “All of these are yours?”
“They’re mine, and my wife’s.” you say, then casually throw an arm over Towa’s shoulder. “However, our boy Maza is here as well. So again, why should we trust you?”

“The demon-Saiyan hybrid, huh?” this ‘Cell’ says, hand to his chin. “I must admit I am curious as to how powerful this hybrid child will become. After all, a Saiyan-human hybrid managed to defeat me.”
“Whats a hooman?” little Chaya asks, Cell chuckling.
“They look like tail-less Saiyans, yet they’re the weakest beings I’ve ever encountered.” he says, then with a grin. “However, drinking a bunch of them does give one a decent power boost.”
“I wanna drink a hooman!” your little daughter says, you chuckling. “What do they taste like?”
“I never tasted them.” he says as he turns around and lifting his wings, revealing a short, sharp needle-like appendage. “I was designed to drink them with my tail.”
“You drink with your tail?!” little Chaya says, eyes wide. “Sooo cooool!”
“As for why you should trust me, you shouldn’t.” Cell continues, turning back to you. “I’m only looking out for myself, and I would throw anyone else to the wolves if it meant I would continue to live. I will do whatever it takes to survive, and become even stronger. One day, I shall be even stronger than you.”

As he says this he points to Future Chaya, who is still in her Primal Saiyan form.

“Oh yeah?” she smirks in response. “I’m not done getting stronger just yet.”
“Now that is the answer I wanted to hear.” Cell says, your future daughter and Cell starting to flare their auras.
“He’s telling the truth.” Towa says to you, as the two of them walk towards each other and stand toe-to-toe. “I was in his mind, nothing he spoke was a lie.”
“Are you sure you want him here?” you ask, your future daughter and the bugman trading friendly insults. “He’s dangerous.”
“So are you.” she replies with a genuine smile. “Cell is many things, but stupid isn’t one of them. And he’s been programmed with mastery of dozens of unique fighters’ fighting styles, techniques, and even genetic abilities. He could certainly teach you several techniques, many of which you’ve never seen before.”

Well, what now?
>Leave and check up on Meloka, she looked like she got cut up pretty badly
>Ask Towa more about Cell and what he is
>Ask Cell what kind of techniques he knows, and would be willing to teach you all
>Other(write in)
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>>3353652
>>Ask Towa more about Cell and what he is
>>Ask Cell what kind of techniques he knows, and would be willing to teach you all

Huh. I guess Karn didn't really retainthe part when Towa mentioned she used Cells DNA in Mira.
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>>3353652
>>>Ask Cell what kind of techniques he knows, and would be willing to teach you all

Fuck you Cooler, you took so long that we decided to find a green space bug to teach us your technique instead
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>>3353652
this>>3353663
Karn punches things, and learns to punch things harder. Or sharper, as the case may be.
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>>3353652
>Ask Cell what kind of techniques he knows, and would be willing to teach you all

CELL TEACH US INSTANT TRANSMISSION
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>>3353663
+1
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>>3353652
>>Ask Cell what kind of techniques he knows, and would be willing to teach you all
Gimme Solar Flare and Spirit Bomb!
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>>3353652
>...I Can Respect a Man who Values Strength
>After all Those who Have Strength Have the Freedom to Choose
>Go in for the Handshake
>Ask Cell what kind of techniques he knows, and would be willing to teach you all
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>>3353713
we're talking to Cell not canon Vegeta, fucko
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>>3353717
Well I think He's More Vegeta Than he'd like to admit
And I don't think i'm Wrong in saying he values Strength
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>>3353717
But Cell is canon Vegeta.

And Goku.

And Krillin. Even, ugh, Yamcha.
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>>3353663
>>3353701
>>3353707
>>3353709
>>3353711
>>3353712
>>3353713
Ask Cell what kind of techniques he knows, and would be willing to teach you all wins it. Interesting, roll me a 5d100
All DCs hidden
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Rolled 41, 89, 94, 81, 98 = 403 (5d100)

>>3353734
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Rolled 44, 64, 17, 49, 25 = 199 (5d100)

>>3353734
Show me the 100!
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Rolled 82, 67, 100, 13, 65 = 327 (5d100)

>>3353734
sweet
>>3353740
JESUS
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Rolled 91, 16, 35, 67, 50 = 259 (5d100)

>>3353734


>>3353740
Oh shit.
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>>3353742
>>3353741
I GOT IT MOTHA FUCKAS!
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>>3353740
>>3353742
82 89 100 81 98
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>>3353740
>>3353741
>>3353742
82/100, 89/100, CRIT/100, 81/100, 98/100. Well now, those are some rolls. Looks like Karn is the legendary super student, writing.
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>>3353748
We became friends with Cell.
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>>3353750
GD, please for the love of god tell me, did my crit get us IT?
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>>3353750
Kek. Thats hilarious.

You know, if we go by all movies being Canon, then that means Cell is probably Part Cooler too.
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>>3353761
Explains how he lost then. Ouch.
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>>3353713
I like it.
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>>3353750
Can't wait to dab on Cooler with our new technique.
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>>3353652
“Really? Interesting.” you say, walking up to your future daughter and Cell. “Hey, Cell.”
“-throwing feces at strang- Oh, Karn, do you need something?” Cell asks, turning from Future Chaya to you.
“So I heard you know a bunch of techniques from dozens of different fighters, right?” you ask him, Cell smirking and nodding slightly in affirmation. “Would you be willing to teach us some of them?”
“A gesture of goodwill, is it?” he asks, rolling his right shoulder. “Very well, stand back. I’ll show you a few of my moves.”

“Really?!!” little Chaya asks, all of your kids clearly excited. Even Future Chaya, studying Cell intently as you hear Towa talking to Churai, then vanishing deeper into her lab. “What kinda moves are you gonna show us?”
“Hmmm, let’s start with the basics.” Cell says, hands to his head in an odd pose. You hear Future Chaya shout “Shit!” in response, but before you can look to her- “SOLAR FLARE!”
“Aaah, dammit!” you shout, blinded by the sudden intense light. It pierces through your eyelids, eyes burning at the intensity. After a few seconds of agony the light dies down, you forcing your eyes to open and look at the smug bug. “What the hell?!”
“That is the Solar Flare.” Cell says, still smirking. “Great for running if you’ve been wounded and need to escape, or to catch an opponent off-guard and attack them while their guard is down. It doesn’t directly harm an enemy, but as I’m sure you can see it has many uses. But for this next move, I’ll need a volunteer....”

“I’ll do it!” young Chaya says, running forward. “Pick me, pick me!”
“Are you sure about this?” he asks her, finger raised. “This will most certainly hurt your pride.”
“Uh-uhh!” she says, slapping her chest once. “Daddy’s been training me. I can take it.”
“Are you sure?” Cell asks you telepathically. “This technique will not injure her, but she’ll be out the rest of the day.”
“She volunteered.” you reply also telepathically, then glare. “But if you go further than you need to, you’ll regret it.”

“Very well, stand still.” he says to your daughter, hands pressed flat against each other. As he pulles them apart he starts waving them through complex gestures, Chaya focused intensely on his hands as he begins speaking. “You are so very, very sleepy. Listen to my voice, like a good little girl, and let your eyelids drop.”
“Huh? What’s ha- ha-*yawn*” Chaya says, you raising an eyebrow. He’s putting her to sleep without laying a hand on her?
“You are ready to sleep, so close your eyes.” Cell continues, hands waving their complex patterns through the air as Chaya suddenly falls over face-first to the ground, snoring softly. What the hell was that?!
cont
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>>3353892
Solar Flare? Nice!

Also I haven't seen that old Master Roshi sleep trick in soooooooo long man. I feel old!
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>>3353892
This motherfucker Flared us? Cheeky dick. Though the hypnotism trick is kinda useful, if we needed anyone alive. Don't remember Cell having that though.
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>>3353892
>Solar Flare AND Sleepy Boy Technique.
Nice.
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inb4 we get the solar kamehama.
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>>3353892
“SIS!!” Broly shouts, running over to her and picking her up, shaking her. “C’mon sis, wake up!”
“Mrhrrrrrmmmm?” she mumbles, slowly waking up as Broly shakes her awake. “Br-Broly?”
“You okay?” he asks her, she smiles and nods sleepily, eyes closing back. A few seconds later she’s back to snoring, you chuckling a bit then calling for Churai. A moment later she appears, taking little Chaya to the room Towa’d prepared for them.
“That’s an impressive technique.” you say to Cell, who’s still smirking. “You seem to have plenty of disabling techniques at the ready.”
“I have plenty of other techniques at my .” he says with a devious smile. “Would you volunteer for the next one? It’s far more, shocking than the last.”

“Yeah, sure.” you say, stepping forward. Everyone else steps back, giving Cell plenty of room. He presses his hands together, and as he pulls them apart lightning dances between his hands. You realize what’s about to happen, this is gonna hurt.
“Thunder Shock Surprise!” he shouts, a beam of electrical energy jumping from his hands and engulfing you. You scream in agony, the lightning ripping it’s way through your body. You’ve never felt pain this excruciating before, unable to control your body as every muscle locks up. After what feels like an hour his attack finally stops, you not realizing you’d been in the air until you crash back down. You feel the spasms still rocking your body for another few seconds after that attack ends.

“That is the Thunder Shock Surprise.” Cell says, you pushing yourself back unsteadily to your feet. “I have to give the humans credit: while they don’t have a lot of power, they’re certainly creative when it comes to utilizing ki.”
“That’s certainly a powerful attack.” you say, still panting. “You don’t even have to kill someone with it, that attack will knock the fight out of almost anyone.”
“Indeed.” he says, crossing his arms before his chest. “It’s only real weaknesses are you can’t move while using it, and the long charge up time before firing. But this next technique is far more difficult to master. Haaaaaaa!”

You watch as his aura flares up, power spiking. But suddenly his power drops by half, but something amazing happens. Cell splits in two!

“What the hell...?” you say, jaw dropping as Cell splits into 2 Cells, those two splitting again. Suddenly you find yourself staring down four Cells, each one a full quarter of his full power.
“Hmmm hmmm hmmm.” the Cells say in unison. “And this is the Multiform technique. It ia quite useful for taking on several weaker opponents at once, or for splitting yourself in two to train against your own techniques.”
“But you split your power in four.” Future Chaya says, frowning. “It’s useless against a stronger opponent.”
cont
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>>3354069
>“But you split your power in four.” Future Chaya says, frowning. “It’s useless against a stronger opponent.”
NOT WITH BERSERK GIVING US AND OUR CLONES INFINITE POWER ITS NOT!

HAHAHAHA!
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>>3354069
>Multiform

Y'know, could we train Emerald Oozaru like that? Halving or quartering our power would probably make it a lot easier to keep us under control, if we lost it. Though it might hamper how long we'd be able to do it before we passed out.
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>>3354105
You're right! This could work
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>>3354092

OH BOI.

I CAN HEAR TRUNKSS SCREAMING FORM HEAR
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>>3354092
>CLONES ALL TRAIN
>QUADRUPLE GAINS
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>>3354069
“That’s what this next technique is for.” Cell says, each putting the first two fingers of their right hand to their head. You watch as each of them leaps around and takes an ‘x’ formation, each facing another. “This attack cannot be stopped, not even by that Barrier technique. Watch closely now! Special Beam Cannon!”

The four Cells all call out at once, the attacks all launching towards each other. The four hit in the center between them, exploding in a powerful burst. When the dust settles, you see that the four have recombined back into one.

“It is the attack that killed Goku, after all.” he says. “That Namekian Piccolo was too clever for his own good. And lastly, speaking of Goku, I learned this next technique from him years ago.”

Cell then puts two fingers from his left hand to his forehead, then vanishes. You sense his ki from behind Future Chaya, your daughter turning and leaping away in a single motion.

“Instant Transmission.” Cell says. This is one of the most useful techniques Goku ever stole. Like Krillen’s Kienzan technique.”
“Kie-huh?” Chilli asks, Cell turning and smiling to your boy.
“Kienzan.” Cell says, creating a pair of discs, one in each hand. “Sometimes known as the Destructi Disc. However, Freeza developed a faster-traveling, tracking variant. This is the Death Saucer. These discs will track your target forever, but be careful: they can’t avoid you. In my timeline, Freeza was sliced in half by one of these.”
“Someone beat Freeza?” you ask, confused. “Who?”
“A Saiyan by the name of Goku.” Cell says, dispelling his discs. “His boy was the one who nearly killed me, and would have succeeded if it wasn’t for that other Towa.”
“A Saiyan tried to kill Freeza?” you ask, confused. “What kind of messed-up timeline was that?”
“The same one where Trunks later murdered that Freeza in cold blood.” Cell says, you snarling. That boy killed a wounded Freeza? That bastard, you now have another reason to kick his ass next time you see him! “So, I take it you know which if these techniques you want to learn?”

“Yeah.” you reply. You’ll learn-

Well? Which TWO will you try for?
>Solar Flare
>Multiform
>Death Saucers
>Sleepy Boy
>Special Beam Cannon
>Instant Transmission(won’t fully learn yet)
>Other?(write in)
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>>3354173
>No Perfect Kamehameha.
Cell, you jackass. Holding out on us.
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>>3354173
>Instant Transmission(won’t fully learn yet)
>Solar Flare
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>>3354173
>>Solar Flare
>>Multiform
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>>3354173
>Solar Flare
>Death Saucers
Combine these two for a very lethal combo.
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>multiform
we can loophole the power split with beserke

>Speical beam cannon
im curious, stacking this attacks unblockablity with dragon force ought to do some *fun things*
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>>3354173
Instant transmission and multi
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>>3354173
>>Multiform
>>Special Beam Cannon
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>>3354173
>>Solar Flare
>>Instant Transmission(won’t fully learn yet)
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>>3354173
>multiform
>IT
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>>3354173
>>>Solar Flare
>>>Multiform
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>>3354173
>Instant Transmission(won’t fully learn yet)
NOT AGAIN, NO MORE BLUE BALLING!
>Multiform
And for the gains.
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>>3354173
>Solar Flare
>Multiform
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>>3354173
On the one hand I would love to try picking up IT now just to show Cooler he is a fuck up.

On the other he kind of HAS to try teaching us to do it anyway so it'd be a waste.

>Multiform
>Sleepy Boy

We could always ask Frieza about his death saucers back home and maybe we can even figure out the Makankosappo (damn that word is hard, must be why no one fucking says it) on our own since it's basically piercing fist, but a beam.

Or we can't. I don't know.
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>>3354173
>Instant Transmission(won’t fully learn yet)
>Multiform
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>>3354173
>Instant Transmission(won’t fully learn yet)
>Multiform
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>>3354173
>Multi Form
>Thunder Shock

We can get Death Saucer from Freeza, and Cold will MAKE Cooler teach us soon enough.
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Rolled 31, 22, 1, 79, 58 = 191 (5d100)

>>3354198
>>3354204
>>3354206
>>3354208
>>3354209
>>3354213
>>3354214
>>3354224
>>3354230
>>3354238
>>3354239
>>3354241
>>3354249
>>3354254
>>3354258
>tfw forgot to put Thunder Shock Surprise as an option
Fuck. However, Multiform and Instant Transmission wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC 65
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>>3354173
>Multiform
>Solar Flare

IT is great, but Cooler knows it in our timeline, so I'd say we'd be better off learning techniques no one we're familiar with knows, and which we have no equivalently effective techniques for.
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Rolled 33, 23 = 56 (2d100)

>>3354267
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Rolled 16, 33 = 49 (2d100)

>>3354267
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Rolled 10, 96 = 106 (2d100)

>>3354267
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Rolled 74, 55 = 129 (2d100)

>>3354267
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well fuck no multiform for us
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>>3354272
>>3354275
>>3354276
Failed Multiform, fml.
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>>3354276
You know what. I'm not even mad, Multiform can come later, IT now.
>>3354280
We can go for it later, we need our IT
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Rolled 58, 69 = 127 (2d100)

>>3354267
>>3354281
This one's for all of the marbles

and pride. Mostly pride.
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>>3354173
>“That’s what this next technique is for.” Cell says, each putting the first two fingers of their right hand to their head.
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>>3354285
>multiform can come later, IT now

>no guarantee we can get Cell to try training us again
>guarantee we can get IT training later

>explicitly stated we won't get IT right off the bat from this training

>IT now

boi
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shit, and with beserke, we could have made realy good use of multiform
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>>3354295
Stop putting it off boy.
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>>3354272
>>3354275
>>3354276
33/100, 96/100. While you didn’t quite get the Multiform technique down, there is some good news. Writing.
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>>3354306
>Cell: "So Karn, now that you've learned IT, what are you going-"
>Karn: "One sec." IT's to Cooler. "Learned it without you bye." IT's back to Cell. "Okay what were you saying?"
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>>3354303
>not min-maxing your time and training

This is why the Saiyans almost always die.
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>>3354318
No, that's fucking the demon princess neet.
>>3354311
You get it.
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I told you guys that Cell was fucking based.
He's basically a smart saiyan in terms of personality.
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>>3354328
He's just the biggest most smug asshole everybody loves.
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>canon cell managed to survive and has been timeline hopping since
Oh god I wanna see his reaction to our timeline. He is literally gonna be confused as almighty hell.
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>>3354386
Who says this is canon Cell? GD certainly didn't.
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>>3354395
His accounts read like canon cell so far, I currently see no reason not too believe otherwise so far.
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>>3354411
I'd say he stopped being canon cell the moment he got taken out of his timeline.
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>tfw nobody mentioned that training 1 roll yet.
:^)
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>>3354425
Fair enough.
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>>3354429
Oh no.
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>>3354429
That's the same spot I crited on.
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>>3354429
It happens so much that no one really cares anymore.
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>>3354429
A failed roll is a failed roll. We as anons are very used to failure.

Besides it's not like it was a nat 1.
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>>3354476
It was
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In completely other thoughts, since cell works for our towa now, I legitimately am curious as too whether or not he can acquire a stand.
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>>3354482

>>3354272
>>3354275
>>3354276

33 16 and 10.
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>>3354173
Instant Transmission and Multiform. Both techniques have ample uses, and one you know would take a long time. Any headway you can make will mean less time trying to learn it from Cooler.

“I’ll learn the Multiform technique, and Instant Transmission.” you say, Cell smirking.
“You do know that learning Instant Transmission will take months, if not years, correct?” Cell asks, you nodding. “Yeah, I’m aware.” you tell him. “But I’m not sure when King Cold is gonna have his son Cooler ready to teach me. So any headway I can make is a great advantage.”
“Hmm, very well.” Cell says, uncrossing his arms. “Then let us begin!”

Over the next two months you work for a few hours a day with Cell, spending the first hour usually working on the Multiform technique and the next hour or two trying to learn at least the basics of Instant Transmission. Cell starts by explaining the principles of each move, such as how the Multiform technique creates copies of your physical body. Somehow your ki creates a copy of your body, like the Afterimage but far more in-depth. It creates copies of you down to your very cells, your body’s original cells splitting between the copies. It’s complicated, and even after two months you still haven’t quite gotten it down. But that doesn’t lower your spirits. And you aren’t the only one with high spirits. After spending a day or so down and recovering, Meloka jumped back into training with you as well.

Your wife was also interested in the Multiform technique, but even more excited to learn his Sleepy Boy technique. Unlike you, however, she picked up the splitting technique within a month and a half, Meloka able to split herself into up to six different Melokas. After she’d perfected the technique you and her sparred, and despite the power advantage you had it was still extremely difficult to defend yourself from so many Ki Blades coming at you from every side. You all spent the time training happily, until one day disaster struck. One month in, as Chilli was practicing the Death Saucer technique, he tossed one at Future Chaya, who leaped aside. Your boy hadn’t quite gotten it to track his target yet, it instead flying straight at your exposed back.

“Daddy look out!!” he’d shouted, but it was too late. You’d looked down in shock as your son’s attack severed your left arm from your body, just above the elbow, it falling limply to the floor. You’d just stared in shock, barely able to comprehend what happened.
“DADDY!!” Future Chaya had shouted, dashing over to you. “Churai, get in here, right now!”
cont
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>>3354508
“Yes Chaya, you need something?” the mechanical warrior asks, not reacting to you being maimed in the slightest.
“Take us to the lab, now!” she shouts, grabbing onto your arm.
“Of course.” Churai says, grabbing your alternate timeline daughter and instantly you both are in a part of the lab you hadn’t seen yet. Mira is strapped down to a table, seemingly asleep as you all appear. “Mistress Towa, we have an emergency.”
“What is it, can’t you see I’m-?” she starts, then freezes when turning around. She immediately drops the clipboard she was holding, rushing to you. “Karn, what happened? Are we under attack?!”

“Just a training accident.” you say, right hand clamped to your left stump to try and slow the blood loss. “But I really could use a hand here.”
“Dammit, this isn’t the time for jokes!” she shouts panicked, vanishing then reappearing holding a small sack, pulling something from it and handing it over. “Quick, eat this.”
“Uhhh, okay?” you’d replied, eating the small green bean. It’s bland and flavorless, you wondering why just the week before Towa and her Mira had left to someplace called The Citadel just to pick up a dozen of them and a few other things, each seemingly more bizarre than the last. You didn’t know why your daughter was so excited about them until you’d eaten that one, Future Chaya letting go of your left arm as Towa uses her magic to hold it and you in place. After a few moments you suddenly felt a huge surge of power, and where your arm was itchy before became nearly unbearable. But after an eternity the feeling fades, clenching and unclenching your left fist.

“Woah....” you’d said, stunned. The magic bean had healed your injury, you somehow feeling even stronger than before. “What was that?”
“That is a Senzu Bean.” Towa says, handing the bag to Churai who vanishes, returning a moment later bagless. “They can keep an adult Saiyan full for three whole days, or in a pinch heal even severe wounds.”
“They don’t taste good, but they’re super useful.” Future Chaya tells you, you now getting an idea how she’s as powerful as she is. With a resource like that, able to heal all training wounds, one could push themself to the edge far more often and achieve far better results. “But they’re rare, the Council only able to grow so many at a time.”
“So try my best no to get maimed again, got it.” you say, then reach over and grab Towa, pulling her into a quick kiss. “Thanks.”
“I, uhh, well-“ she stammers, the three of you disappearing and returning to the training room.
>Roll me a d150000+30000
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Rolled 21219 + 30000 (1d150000 + 30000)

>>3354513
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Rolled 101198 + 30000 (1d150000 + 30000)

>>3354513
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Rolled 145165 + 30000 (1d150000 + 30000)

>>3354513
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Rolled 55697 + 30000 (1d150000 + 30000)

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>>3354513
surely we wont almost perfect a third zenkai in a row
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>>3354526
Nice
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>>3354526

>>3354532

you were saying?
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>>3354513
>Towa has the beans
Take all of her beans.
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>>3354526
Nice dude, almost perfect.
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>>3354518
>>3354520
>>3354526
175,165/180,000. With the clutch, Karn’s powerlevel is now 4,145,000. Writing.
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>>3354513
>not just stapling it back on and hopping in a healing pod

Magic beans are for fruits and vegans.
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>>3354545
Ahhhhhhh, that's a good even number.
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>>3354513
I can't tell if we got the boost from the bean or the three way we just obviously had.
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Thanks for gainz son! Sorry for the trauma.
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>>3354508
>We can now have a Meloka harem
And I am a 100% certain that is why she wanted to learn it and nothing anyone can say will change my mind otherwise.
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>>3354592
This just means he did a good job. He gets headpats with our reacquired arm.
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>>3354633
We’re going to need to finish learning it soon...
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>>3354592
We'll make sure to tell him he's not in trouble.
That said, we are definitely going over the four rules of projectile safety with him when we get the chance.
How good is he with the Death Saucers if he can make up for the massive gap in power between us?
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>>3354673
Death Saucers are super good at ignoring PL differences. The basic version let Krillian cut of Final Form Freezas tail after all.
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>>3354687
>>3354687

and then cell no-selled it.
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>>3354669
It'll be fine, she just wants to cover us in her scent. Clones are A okay for that effort.
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>>3354689
Because Krillin peaked hard on Namek.
Could be worse. He could have peaked during the Saiyan Saga like Yamcha.
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>>3354513
“DADDY!!” Chilli’d shouted, running right up to you crying. You grab him and pick him up, holding your boy as he sobs. “I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry!”
“It’s okay, I’m okay.” you told your son, holding him out so he could see your left arm is reattached. “See? Towa took care of me and I’m all better.”
“Daddy all better?” he’d asked through the sniffling, you holding him to you.
“Yep, I’m all better.” you say to him, comforting your son a few moments before getting serious. “Now, try it again. And this time, control it, okay?”
“Okay, I will!” Chilli’d said, more resolute than ever and diving back into training. After that one incident, there were no further accidents while training, no one else getting seriously hurt.

You’d worked with Cell on techniques and worked with Future Chaya on training the kids, but working on techniques wasn’t all you spent the last two months doing. Although that was the greater part of it, you did do other things. Including hopping in the chamber Towa’s had Broly transform in, you doing the same and going Berserk. After doing that she’d taken samples of both of you while normal, Super Saiyan and Berserk and compared, examining the two of you on a cellular level. And what she discovered was certainly interesting.

“You’re mutating.” Towa had told you, only you, her, and Meloka present. The kids weren’t here, as she wanted to know your thoughts before revealing it to them. “Normal cells and Super Saiyan cells are different, but revert once the transformation ends. However, yours and Broly’s bodies are slowly changing, adapting to that legendary power.”
“Legendary?” you’d asked her. “How do you mean?”
“When you’d read of the legend of the Super Saiyan, it was translated wrong.” Towa explains, conjuring the old book from Vegeta’s library before you. “The Legendary Super Saiyan is a Saiyan born of this mutation, which studying your genetic structure is incredibly rare. It is told in your legends only one is supposed to be born every thousand years, yet you and Broly were born only a few decades apart. From what I’ve researched and tested, you and the boy will soon, within a decade at most, reacch the end of your mutation cycle.”

“Which means, what?” Meloka asks, irritated slightly.
“Which means that you will no longer be able to become normal Super Saiyans.” she says. Wait, no longer able? That doesn’t sound good.
“In ten years we won’t be able to transform?” you ask worriedly, Towa “Ohoho”ing. “No no, of course not. But you won’t be able to become normal Super Saiyans anymore, instead you will both tap into that well of power when transforming, becoming Legendary Super Saiyans.”
cont
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>>3354721
“So what will that mean?” Meloka asks her, uncertainly twiddling her thumbs on her noticable baby bump. “Will this affect either of them negatively?”
“Well, there are some potential downsides.” she says. “I studied everyone’s brainwaves while transformed, yours, Karn’s, Broly’s, both Chayas, and Chilli’s. It seems from the tests that both you and Broly will have to struggle against stronger and stronger surges of murderous rage while transformed as you continue to mutate, as well as your transformed power fluctuating on the high end quite a bit until the mutation finishes changing your bodies.”

“So we’ll have more power at our disposal, but it’ll be harder to control?” you say to yourself, thinking. “That sounds like something me and Broly can handle.”
“Well, I hate to say it but you’ll have no choice but to handle it.” she says. “It’s unstoppable now. Your bodies will change, becoming Saiyan warriors the likes of which haven’t been seen in your timeline for over a thousand years.”
“What do we do?” Meloka asks you. “About Broly. What do we tell him?”
“The truth.” you say simply. “If we can’t stop it from happening, he needs to know what he’ll be up against.”
“Very well, Churai?” Towa says, the robot appearing moments later with Broly. You, Meloka, and Towa explain as best you can to him what’s happening to both of your bodies.

“So we’re okay.” he’d asked, once you all’d explained everything to him. “We’re special?”
“Yes Broly, you and your father are quite special indeed.” Towa says, smiling and glancing knowingly at you. “But there’s nothing wrong with you. You’re both okay.”

But all too soon, your time in Towa’s realm has yet again come to an end. Nine weeks after first arriving, it’s time to go back.

“Awww, can’t we stay any longer?” little Chaya asks, you smiling and shaking your head.
“No, we can’t stay kiddo.” you tell her. “We gotta go back home. You don’t wanna leave everyone behind, do you?”
“Noooo, but I don’t wanna leave big me and Mr. Cell either.” she says, clearly torn. Towa chuckles at this, walking over and kneeling by your daughter.
“Don’t worry, you can come back soon.” she says, your daughter’s eyes opening wide in excitement. “There’ll always be a place for you here.”
“Really?” Chaya asks, Towa laughing and hugging your little girl.
“Bye Daddy. Bye Momma.” Future Chaya says, hugging the both of you at once. “Take care.”
“You too.” you tell her, Future Chaya hugging both Broly and Chilli as well. After everyone’s said their goodbyes, Churai reorganizes you all, returning you all to how you were when she brought you all here, months ago.
“We’ll see you soon, Karn.” Towa waves, one hand on her belly and winking, knowingly.
“Bye.” you say, then suddenly you’re right back on New Salda.
cont
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>>3354879
Haha! Both of our wives are pregnant now! This is great!
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>>3354937
>>3354879
Truly, Karn is a Chad among Chads.
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hey GD what's cells opinion of young Chaya? can he resist the cute?
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>>3354937
With that much group sex she needed to get caught up on? Of course the two of them are pregnant. Better question, can we knock up her clones, and if we can, what happens?
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>>3354976
If Freeza can't he sure as hell stands no chance, though he may act tsundere about it.
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>>3355014
>implying that Cell doesn't think he's just as cute because he's Perfect
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>>3354879
“I-huh?” Tunnip says, rubbing her eyes as she looks at you all. “Did you guys see that?”
“See what?” you ask her, everyone seperating a bit casually. She shakes her head a bit, mumbling to herself.
“You guys need to pay more attention, seriously.” she then says, lifting up into the air. “I’ll, no, nevermind. See you guys around.”
“Byeeee Tunnip!” Chaya says, waving as your friend flies off. “So Daddy, what’re we doin’ now?”
“Do?” you ask her, smiling as you flare your greenish aura up. “We’re getting back into our own training.”
“Yaaaay!” she shouts, flaring her own aura as Broly does the same, your two oldest again rushing you. You spend the rest of the day training your three oldest, while Meloka travels to the hospital to get your next child safely from her and into a pod to finish development. You all then call it a day, you taking the three of them to Tatsu’s and meeting with him and your littlest two.

“Hey Karn, productive day?” your old man asks as the five of you touch down, Chaya flying and rushing him, hugging as much of him as she can.
“Granpa! I missed you!” she shouts excitedly, Tatsu chuckling as he pats her head with his one hand.
“I missed you too.” he says, looking to you and raising an eyebrow then asking telepathically. “You all look different, and you’re certainly stronger than you were this morning. Towa?”
“Towa.” you reply telepathically as well. “We were visiting my son, and things happened.”
“I see.” he says, glancing to the new narrow scar wrapping around your left arm. Not much gets past your old man, he notices the little things most others miss. “Well, we can talk about it another time. You all look beat, go on to bed.”

“Thanks Tatsu.” you say, you and Meloka hugging your twins Tatsu and Tomi, then flying off back towards your private island. The two of you quickly undress each other, ready to spend the first bit of time truly alone together in months before an odd sound pulls your attention. Turning, you see one of the odd crab-like creatures like the one Chilli found rising out of the waves, making the odd clicking noises you’d heard. Focusing your ki sense, you’re surprised to feel it’s at least as strong as Chaya’s base form, if not alittle more. “Oh, what now?”

It responds by clicking some more, also snapping it’s claws. It might’ve appeared threatening, if you weren’t several magnitudes stronger than it even in your base form.

Well?
>Kill it quickly, Death Beam through the head
>Gather your things, find another island for the night.
>Ignore it, you don’t feel like dealing with it tonight
>Just tear one of it’s arms off and kick it back into the sea, teach it and it’s kind a lesson
>Other(write in)
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>>3355050
>>Other(write in)
attempt to communicate with the crab!
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>>3355050
>Gather your things, find another island for the night
Shit's bad if GD gives us this option. Let's not fuck with the eldritch right now
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>>3355050
>>Hello dinner!
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>>3355050
>>Other(write in)
See if it can speak the Universal Basic Language: English.

If not, make it a pet or something. Name it Mr. Pinchy.
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>>3355050
>>Other(write in)
POWER BOMB HIS ASS TO THE DEPTHS.
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>>3355050
>CRAB WE COME TO SPEAK
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>>3355063
Need a translator? Why not Zoidberg?
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IF, we were to communicate,wouldn't we be able to use telepathy to bridge the language gap somewhat?
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>>3355050
>Try to communicate, use telepathy maybe
If that fails
>Drop kick his ass back into the ocean.
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>>3355083
You could try
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>>3355083
Normally I'd say that sounds iffy because people think in different languages but this is a weird crab monster in space.


Then again this is a weird crab monster in space so it might not even be smart enough to truly communicate and understand advanced concepts. Or it's French
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>>3355109
>Or it's French
I'm doubling down on the power bomb. There's just too much risk.
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>>3355115
>subtly menacing HonHon noises
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>>3355058
supporting this
try telepathy
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>>3355058
>>3355061
>>3355062
>>3355063
>>3355064
>>3355078
>>3355083
>>3355104
Looks like telepathically try and speak with the crab wins it. Roll me a 3d100
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Rolled 14, 86, 77 = 177 (3d100)

>>3355150
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Rolled 95, 67, 5 = 167 (3d100)

>>3355150
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Rolled 81, 13, 66 = 160 (3d100)

>>3355150
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Rolled 86, 17, 56 = 159 (3d100)

>>3355150
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Rolled 29, 51, 8 = 88 (3d100)

>>3355150
Crab People. Looks like Crab talks like People.
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>>3355157
>>3355156
we crab people now
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>>3355156
>>3355157
That's just hilarious, we speak crab apparently.
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>>3355156
>>3355157
>>3355159
95/100, 86/100, 77/100. Well, Karn certainly has sharpened his diplomacy skills over the past two months. Writing
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>>3355203
One might say he's a...cunning linguist.
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>>3355203

time to make allies with the crab people?
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>>3355045
>THINKS SHE CAN OUT-CUTE ME EH?!
>HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
And that's how Cell accidentally Piccoloed himself into a Cell Junior.
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>>3355183
>Karn is versed in 15 different dialects of crab
>Karn uses this primarily to win krab fights in an underground krab fightan ring saiyans use to bet with.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A
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>>3355050
“Go away.” Meloka says to it, gathering her ki into her open palm and pointing it at the crab. Something in the way it reacts makes you reach out and grab her hand, Meloka looking curiously to you. “Karn?”
“Hold on. Something’s off.” you say, looking at the creature. It isn’t running, but isn’t coming closer either. It seems to be wary of you both, you focusing your mind and thinking out to it.

“What do you want?” you ask it, the creature jumping as you connect to it’s mind.
“A surface dweller can speak?” it asks, now your turn to jump. What the hell, it can talk? Or at least communicate, albeit telepathically? You weren’t really expecting that, it catching you off-guard.
“Karn, what is it?” Meloka asks you worriedly.
“It can talk.” you say, her eyes widening in surprise then mentally connecting to the two of you.
“Who are you?” she asks it. “And why are you here?”
“Another can speak?” it asks, clicking in excitement. “This is unexpected. My name is Stuart. And who are you?”
“I am Karn, and this is Meloka.” you say, introducing yourselves. You glance to Meloka who nods, ending the link with you and the crab-man-thing to get King Vegeta IV here, asap. “So, Sutart. What brings you here?”

“I have been looking for the royal prince for many days.” he says, your eyebrows shooting up. They have royalty? “Prince Bo II has gone missing, and none at the palace have seen him. I have begun to fear the worst for the young prince, hoping against hope the young master hasn’t met an unfortunate end.”
“So you’re looking for your prince?” you ask, sensing King Vegeta and Emilia, as well as a half-dozen of the Royal Guard flying your way. They’ll be here in moments. “Speaking of, my king will be here in moments.”
“Wait, the surface dwellers have a king as well?” he asks, mirroring the thoughts you’d just had. And a moment later, he arrives.

“I came as quickly as I could.” he says, the guard all landing in a half moon formation behind King Vegeta. “What did I miss?”
“His name is Stuart, and he’s looking for his prince.” you say, King Vegeta’s eyes widening. “He said Prince Bo II has been missing for many days now.”
“I see.” he says to you, then turns and steps up to the creature, thinking out to it. “Greetings, Stuart. I am King Vegeta IV, ruler of the Saiyans.”
cont
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....Ah shit. Chili didn't almost eat this guys prince did he?

Admittedly that would be hilarious.
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>>3355383
let's.... let's not tell them, shall we?

>>3355391
it wasn't almost...
we should warn the kids not to tell anyone.
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>>3355394
Didn't the crab person Chili grab pinch him and force him to drop him back into the ocean?
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>>3355383
Ah shit. Chilli ate the prince, didn’t he? Looks like crab is on the menu tonight, boys.
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>>3355400
Yeah but i think karn grabbed him.
I specifically remember him being extra delicious...
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>>3355408
>“Baaaaah!!” Chilli gasps for air as he breaks free of the water, your brain struggling to understand what you’re looking at for a second or two. Chilli’s carrying some sort of crab-like creature, it trying it’s best to snap at your son with it’s many claws.
>“SKREEEEEEE!” it calls, suddenly breaking free of your son’s grip and diving back towards the water.
>“NO!” he shouts, barely catching it by the foot. The crab-like creature kicks back at him with it’s other foot, it connecting with Chilli’s face in a spray of blood. Your son loses the creature, kicked into the air by the force of the creature’s kick. You dash to Chilli, catching him and making sure he’s okay.
>“Owww.” Chilli says, holding his face as tears and blood pour down through his fingers.
>“Woah, what was that?” Chaya asks, rushing up excitedly to you both as you examine Chilli’s face. The kick from that crab creature broke his nose, you gently pulling his hands away then grabbing his nose. Before Chilli can realize what’s happening you pop his nose back into place. He flinches in surprise, you keeping him from instinctually grabbing it.
>“Got it!” Broly shouts from below you, you and Chaya looking down to see Broly having caught the creature. He tosses it into the air, gathering his ki into his fist and slamming it into the crab creature’s head. His attack explodes, blowing up the crab’s head as rhe blast sends it crashing to the sand.
>“Good job Broly.” you say, carrying Chilli as you and Chaya touch down by the creature.
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>>3355415
Ah.....I see. Well thats.....awkward. We Don't Know Nuffin!
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>>3355415
Hahahaha omg
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He SKREEEEED at us. It's well known intergalactic doctrine. If a nigga skreee, he gets no reprieve. As penned by the warrior poet King Cold.
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>>3355431
Skreeeee is galstandard for "I will burn all you hold dear and rape the ashes!"
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>>3355443
To be fair I would say the same if some motherfucker yoinked me into the sky on my decade-ly walk outside of the domicile.
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>>3355383
“The king?!” it replies, dropping to it’s knees. “I am unworthy!”
“Rise, Stuart.” Vegeta says, the crab-man rising back to his feet. “Karn has told me of your plight. Unfortunately, to my knowledge no one here on the surface has seen one of your kind before. I shall alert the guard, and if they find your wayward prince we shall return him to you.”
“You would do that for us?” he asks, again kneeling. “A most gracious king you are, Vegeta IV. I will take it upon myself spread word of your kindness among my people!”

And with that, the crab-man Stuart turns, and with a running jump dives back beneath the waves.

“Well, that was certainly odd.” Emilia says, eyes narrowing as she sees the newest massive scar on your chest. “The hell happened to you?”
“Training accident.” Meloka replies to her immediately, the young assassin raising an eyebrow but not saying anything else about it.
“Well, that was, interesting.” Vegeta says, turning back to you. “I reckon I’ll send the guard out, make a cursory sweep for this missing prince. I have to say, it never stays quiet around here for long.”
“That it doesn’t.” you reply, clasping forearms with your king.”
“Towa?” he asks you, telepathically.
“Long story, but yeah.” you reply. “Her Mira almost killed me, but it turns out Broly and I are mutating.”
“What?” he says out loud. “What do you mean, mutating?”

“Long story short, the book’s translation is wrong.” you say to him, Vegeta looking to you curiously. You explain to him telepathically what Towa’d found out about you and Broly, Vegeta going from surprised to contemplative.
“I see.” he replies, hand to his chin. “So you and that boy Broly are the true Legendary Super Saiyans... Hmph. Don’t think that that means I won’t still surpass you, Karn.”
“I won’t let you surpass me easily, my king.” you reply, the two of you sharing a competitive smirk. After a few moments Vegeta, Emilia, and his Royal Guard all depart, leaving you and Meloka alone on the island.
“Now, where were we?” Meloka says in your ear, the two of you settling in for the night.

Waking up the next morning, you’re at first surprised to find only one warm body pressed against you. Over the past two months, you had grown quite used to having both Meloka and Towa both pressed against you. But with the sun shining and waves gently washing against the beach, it’s hard to be too upset.

But what do you do?
>Simply relax here, let Meloka sleep and enjoy the dawn
>Wake Meloka, enjoy the morning together
>Wake Meloka, time to get right back into training
>Sneak up and let Meloka sleep, you want to go check up on your ship
>Other(write in)
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>>3355635
>>Wake Meloka, enjoy the morning together
>>Ask her what kind of names she thinks fits our newest son/daughter
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>>3355635
>Sneak out and let Meloka sleep, telepathically ask Ubo if he's awake and ready for a rematch
It's time.
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>>3355635
>Spend some time in the Arena and just chill. See how the current state of your planet's warriors is.
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>>3355635
>Wake Meloka, time to get right back into training
Let’s get those gains
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>>3355635
>>Sneak up and let Meloka sleep, you want to go check up on your ship
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>>3355635

oh god things are going to turn into a clusterfuck if it ever gets out we ate one.
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>>3355635
>karn ate their prince
>gives not a singular shit
wow
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>>3355635
>Wake Meloka, time to get right back into training
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>>3355635
>>Wake Meloka, enjoy the morning together
Ask about our newest kid. Share the doubts in our mind about being able to give attention to all of our kids.
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>>3355659
For all we know that could have been a separate incident.

Maybe those filthy fucking wookies have a seaside treehouse and they found the crab prince.

Who can say?

GD can.
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>>3355658
easy, lets never say jack and or shit, nobody knows, nobody can say anything, and i swear to god Boi, if you show up just to tell them to make like more difficult we will walk into your city just to whoop your ass.
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>>3355635
>Wake Meloka, time to get right back into training
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>>3355643
>>3355646
>>3355647
>>3355656
>>3355657
>>3355662
>>3355664
>>3355688
Wake Meloka, back to training wins it. Well then, writing.
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>>3355743
WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT FACE
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>>3355759
I'm personally making that face, because GD legit shoved a perfect romantic set up in our face, and the thread went 'Well fucking being lovey dovey with our wife on the beach for a half hour or so lets hope back into training'.
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>>3355766
Training is romantic
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Karn has adult onset autism now.
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>>3355775
Somehow I feel like that hole in Karn's chest may have cut off the bloodflow to his brain.
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>>3355759
he keeps dropping "Go check on your ship where you left darthbane and your weak weak crew members" as an option and we keep failing to pick it?
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>>3355788
.....You know, if you put it that way during the Vote, I actually would have voted to do so? Maybe speak up next time anon?
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>>3355788
Oh god I feel like an idiot
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>>3355788
>being worried
>for any reason

That's not very Goku of you, pal.
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>>3355795
Im at work unfortunately. Im probably going to be behind / to slow to make a difference the entire quest.
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>>3355795
Fucking with our crew wouldn't be very smart.
If he did anything, he's getting dragon fisted into the shadow realm.
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>>3355901
Yeah, but don't forget he IS a Sith, and that kind of subtle mindfuckery is just the kind of thing I'd expect from him.
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>>3355635
With the sun up in the sky, despite how comfortable you are, it’s time to get up and start your day. Leaning down you kiss your sleeping wife, Meloka humming contentedly as you gently wake her up.

“Mornin’ hun.” you say, pulling back a moment before Meloka wraps her arms behind your head and pulls you right back to her. After you both get up and dressed, it’s time for you to get back into your own training. You quickly get back into the flow of your previous rhythm, training your Berserk form with Meloka while she’s training her Super Saiyan 3 form, then training your Djem So with Darth Bane’s spectre, working on controlling [DRAGON FORCE], training your kids’ toughness and then helping them work on their own transformations. But when working with them, you spend most of your time with Broly, the two of you working together day after day on your Legendary Super Saiyan forms.

As the days turn to months, your life settles into the relatively peaceful rhythm of training. You and your family all continue to train, improving and pushing yourselves to new, greater heights. Two months into your training, your ship finally returned back home, but other than that nothing really exceptional happened. However, with the Sith Lord’s holocron back in your posession, Darth Bane was able to take a more corporeal form which allowed you to practice the more crippling techniques that couldn’t be done without a partner. Yet despite that, life went on. Days passed, but you did have one important choice to make a month in:

“So this is our girl.” you’d said, gazing as your and Meloka’s newest child in the pod. You place your hand on the tank, [DRAGON FORCE] suddenly appearing around your right arm. “Huh?”
“Karn?’ Meloka asked you, confused. “What’s wrong?”
“N-Nothing.” you say, your Stand’s eyes not leaving your daughter. And focusing, you can just make out what appears to be a shell around her. No one else seems to be able to see it, so you might actually be seeing her Stand in the making. “So, what should we name her?”

Well?
>Yamma
>Argu
>Pasley
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3356103
>>Yamma
>>Good news Meloka. Looks like baby girl is going to be a Stand User.

Night GD! Great run so far!
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>>3356103
I'll vote for "Tomi" here, but how about a few additional potential names?

Tomi
Peppa
Cinna
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>>3356103
>>Pasley
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>>3356103
>>Other(write in)
Cepa or Calli.
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>>3356103
Kaianne
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>>3356103
>Yamma
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>>3356103
Cepa
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>>3356115
Also this, let meloka know she has a stand

More names

Cele
Kumi (cumin)
Cori (coriander)
Ginger
Rose (rosemary
Saff
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>>3356103
>Yamma
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>>3356143
I really hope it doesn't end up being yamma. I just think of king yemma, and it doesn't sound like a girl's name at all.
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>>3356122
Your second daughter(Tatsu’s twin) is named Tomi
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>>3356156
I know, it's a good name.
they'll never get screentime anyways so it doesn't matter. Tomi II electric boogaloo.
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>>3356156
Karn is so bad at being a dad, he forgot he already has a Tomi.
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>>3356103
>>Pasley
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>>3356115
>>3356122
>>3356128
>>3356129
>>3356134
>>3356139
>>3356141
>>3356142
>>3356143
With such a spread, not tying it down to a single name. Not yet. Writing.
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>>3356183
>not tying it down to a single name. Not yet.
Learned your lesson from the armorer debacle huh GDQM?
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>>3356103
>Pasley
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>>3356188
Well there was ten votes, and not one option had more than a third total. With something as important as a name, not taking that low of a number.
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>>3356195
maybe make a pastebin including all suggested names, leave it up for a week and then let anons pick from the top 3?
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>>3356195
>the names of your children
>important

Damn. How does it feel to have parents that love you to fool you into thinking that meme?

I'm not crying, you are.
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>>3356103
You and Meloka spent the better part of an hour tossing names back and forth, but none of them really sat well with both of you. At least, not yet. With you both deciding to take a week to think of names for your newest daughter, you left that decision for another time. Diving back into your training, the next noticable incident happened four months after your return from Towa’s.

“And that is it for the Crimson Riot!” Dallas, the Dreadzone announcer shouts. You and Meloka, as well as the kids are all eating in your ship’s mess while the newly-installed screen streams the arena. Chaya of course picking the channel. “Wait, what’s this? Who’se ship is that?”

You turn to the screen, curiousity piqued as you continue eating. You watch the cameras turn up showing a massive, familiar ship.

“Lord Boros? What’s he doing there?” you ask, as a small, maybe 6-crew ship you’ve never seen before touches down on the random trash-heap Dreadzone planet, the Dreadzone bots all training their various weapons on the unknown ship. But they let it land without interruption, you watching as two familiar forms emerge from the ship. No way, it’s-!”
“I don’t believe my eyes, it’s former contender Jotaro Kujo!” Dallas shouts, the announcer ship dropping down as he holds out a mic. “What brings you and your grandfather here?”
“It’s simple.” Joseph Joestar says, the old man taking the mic to the announcer’s surprise. “For the crimes you’ve comitted against humanity, we’re calling you out, Kars!”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 81 paused-
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>>3356330
And that’s it for tonight, everyone having fun? Are you ready for Jotaro vs Kars? We’ll be resuming 11am EST, usual time.
>>3356259
Well, I did actually name my little brother.
>>3356224
It’s a possiblity
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>>3356330
>humanity
>humans
ho shit, i wonder if karn will put 2+2 together
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>>3356330
>Kars is currently being treated and trained albeit shittly as a kai
>Jotaro is gonna fight him.

Rip Jotaro
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>>3356510
Did you?
>>3356522
>Rip Jotaro
Did you forget who his ally is? And Jotaro hasn’t forgotten the advice Karn gave him, despite his aversion to it initially.
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>>3356560
his ally is.. his grandfather? And what the fuck advice did we tell him?

Also, I haven't said it recently but thank you for the quests GD, you're helping my life through its bullshit struggles.
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>>3356577
Back when you faced him, and Meloka fought Boros Karn gave Jotaro advice he took to heart.
>spoiler
You’re welcome anon. It did the same for me, back when my depression was pretty bad
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>>3356330
Joseph's fw Kars just straight up fucking ignores his provocation and instead telepathically laughs at him for the next year.

Hell if Kars just told Joseph to fuck off I'D be shocked.
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>>3356560
His ally is Boros, and the advice we gave him was to train his own body up instead of relying soley on his stand like some bitch ass wizard
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>>3356612
Hey GD, how's raven doing?
is she enjoying sleeping peacefully?
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>>3356753
God damn it, that was meant for the anon below GD. Stupid phone posting
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>>3356344
I'm hoping that Kars wins.
In fact, I would place money on him winning. Star Platinum's strength simply won't be enough to kill our lord and savior, Kars.
Although I wouldn't rule it out entirely that Kars could just ignore these ningen while he focuses on his current scheme with the Supreme Kai.
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I dont think that Kars will show, he's a smart man and he'd know that the only thing he'd get out of this is styling all over Joseph. Now that might be a powerful motivator by itself, but he doesnt really gain anything if he goes, what does he care if some lesser being has issues with him, he's literally on his way to godhood. I guess Shin might make him go because a mortal calling out his apprentice doesnt look good, but with how lazy that shit is I doubt it. I honestly dont expect Kars to show up.
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>>3357163
Pretty sure Kars still wants the Stone Of Anja that Joseph has so he might show.
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>>3357205
For what? He already used it.
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>>3357212
Pretty sure he can still use it with the Stone Mask on his vampire minions.
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>>3357238
.....why the fuck would he want his subordinates to potentially usurp him?
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>>3357252
>Kars ever thinking a subordinate could usurp his perfect divine power

That’s funny.
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>>3357281
When they aren't prefect immortals like he is, yeah, it would be funny. But giving any of them the body he had before getting god ki would mean they could be him next. Duh. Step up your game dumb fanboi, Kars is getting put down at the first opportunity anyways.
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>>3357294
Your assuming Kars species of Pillar Men, and Pillar Men Of other races, are exactly the same.

And we will see what happens with Kars won’t we?
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>>3356753
Bingo
>>3356754
Well, and yes.
>>3356907
Who knows?
>spoiler
But would he be able to resist?
>>3357163
He does still want his vengeance.
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>>3356330
“Kars?” Juanita asks him, confused. “Who is that?”
“Don’t you worry your pretty little head about it.” Joseph says, smiling confidently. “He knows who he is, and what he’s done. But he’ll also remember my name, if not my face. It’s been fifty five years, Kars, but I’m still alive and kicking. Your next line will be: who did I know fifty-five years ago?”
“Daddy, what’s he doing?” Chaya asks you, everyone in your ship’s mess now focused on the charismatic old man, even Camali.
“It sounds like he’s picking a fight with Kars.” you say, smirking. So, they’re finally confident they can win, huh? This will be interesting.

“That’s right, Kars!” he then shouts, glowing golden with Hamon. Now knowing what it is, his aura is actually quite impressive. You didn’t think that the old bastard had that kinda power up his sleeve. “It is I, the one and only: Joseph Joestar!”
“Good grief.” you hear Jotaro mumble, pulling his hat down further hiding his face.
“I’m sadly long past my prime, so I can’t fight you myself anymore.” Joseph continues. “But I’ve gotten some good friends who came to help.”

As if on cue, a massive force slams into the ground behind the old JoJo, when the dust settles you see another familiar face.

“Kars...” Lord Boros says, looking regal yet menacing clad in his golden power-limiting armor. “You attacked my empire, and slaughtered billions of my subjects while converting yet more into unliving abominations. The sentence for your crimes is death, monster!”
“That’s right, Kars.” Joseph says, grinning cockily. “It seems you didn’t stop making enemies since I banished you from the Earth all those years ago. And now, all those you’ve wronged are going to get their justice!”
“Amazing, you heard it here first folks!” Dallas shouts into his microphone. “It seems former competitors Jotaro Kujo and Lord Boros have challenged this Kars to a battle to the death!”

“Daddy, are we gonna go watch?!” Chaya asks, turning to you excitedly. “I wanna see Boros and Grumpy fight!”
“Me too, me too!” Chilli says, also excited. “I wanna go!”

Well?
>Sure, let’s head to the station once we finish eating
>Hold your horses, let’s find out when their fight is first
>I’m sure Raven will send you there if you ask her nicely. Don’t be gone long, okay?
>Oh no young lady, you’re not getting out of your training that easily
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3357376
>>Hold your horses, let’s find out when their fight is first
Also good Boros pic GD.
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>>3357376
>>Hold your horses, let’s find out when their fight is first
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>>3357376
>Sure, let’s head to the station once we finish eating
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>>3357376
>>Sure, let’s head to the station once we finish eating
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>>3357376
>>Hold your horses, let’s find out when their fight is first
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>>3357381
Yes it is. Here’s the original
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>>3357376
>>Hold your horses, let’s find out when their fight is first
>But we can ask Raven to drop us off over there in a minuet. I wan't to chat with the Jostars, find out more about where these humans are from Cell told us about.
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>>3357381
>>3357382
>>3357386
>>3357390
>>3357392
>>3357426
Hold your horses, let’s find out when their fight is first wins it. Writing.
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>>3357394
What's this, a boros for ants?
Your google-fu is weak, GD.
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>>3357376
“Now hold your horses, kiddo.” you say, Chaya looking to you confused. “Before we head over there, let’s find out when their fight is first. Remember how long it too the Arbiter to show up when I called him out?”
“Oh, yeah...” she says, you taking the wind right out of her sails. “And I wanted to see them fight, too.”
“I’m sure you’ll get to kiddo.” you say, remembering Kars. You know he’s a prideful being, and while you don’t know the specifics of their shared history, you do know both Kars and Joseph hate each other. You’re sure that Kars will respond to Joseph’s provocation, and soon. “They’ve been preparing for that fight since before your mother and I fought them.”
“Really?” she asks excited, you nodding.

“Yeah, I’m sure of it.” you tell her confidently, your daughter’s good mood instantly returning. You all finish up your meal then retire for the night, sleeping peacefully. Your sleep is deep and restful, waking the next morning to the familiar sight that warms your heart. Meloka is in bed with you, hugging herself to your side as the kids and Megumin are all sleeping in the other large bed together. You spend a moment enjoying the peace and quiet before extending your ki senses. You feel Raven is again on the Guardian’s island, the witch spending most of her days there learning how to do his job for the day she would replace him. You sense King Vegeta and General Nappa are up early, two dozen of with them. But you also sense something else, far above the planet.

“What the hell?” you mutter to yourself, focusing. You’re surprised to sense hundreds of unusually high powerlevels approaching New Salda, something familiar about them. Unsure of what they are you rush out of bed, waking Meloka as you throw your clothes on.
“Krrrrrnnn?” Meloka mumbles sleepily. “Waas goin’ on?”
“Shhh, it’s okay.” you tell her, grabbing your Bloodstone and tucking it into your sleeve. “We’ve got something approaching the planet, I’m gonna go check it out.”
“Mmmmkay.” she says, laying back down. You smile, kissing Meloka on the forehead then rushing quietly out of your ship. Once outside you focus on the approaching powers, who all seem to be in one ship. The ship is approaching, but is doesn’t seem anyone is aware of it.

What do you do?
>Telepathically talk with Vegeta, see if he knows what’s going on
>Fly up into space, confront it outside New Salda’s atmosphere
>Use your scouter, try to find out who/what it is from the tech people
>Find the strongest power on the ship and reach out telepathically to it
>Blow it out of the air, take zero chances
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3357642
>>Telepathically talk with Vegeta, see if he knows what’s going on
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>>3357642
>Telepathically talk with Vegeta, see if he knows what’s going on
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>>3357642
>Telepathically talk with Vegeta, see if he knows what’s going on
>Flash up to ascended in preparation

We should try to establish telepathic contact with the ship and vegeta.
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>>3357642
>Telepathically talk with Vegeta, see if he knows what’s going on
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>>3357642
>>Telepathically talk with Vegeta, see if he knows what’s going on
>Flash up to ascended in preparation
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>>3357642
>>Telepathically talk with Vegeta, see if he knows what’s going on
>Find the strongest power on the ship and reach out telepathically to it
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>>3357642
>Telepathically talk with Vegeta, see if he knows what’s going on
"My king? It seems that we have uninvited guests in orbit. AGAIN."
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>>3357652
>>3357654
>>3357657
>>3357658
>>3357662
>>3357666
>>3357696
Telepathically talk with Vegeta wins it, writing.
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>>3357642
“Hey King Vegeta, you seein’ this?” you ask him telepathically, the king replying immediately.
“Karn? What’s wrong?” he asks, you telling him about the large powerlevels approaching.
“Ah, of course.” he tells you, you sighing out. “Nappa and I are here to officially greet them when they land, will you be joining us?”
“Yeah, one moment.” you reply, focusing on your king and taking off. You fly off at full speed, leaving your ship and the sonic boom you make in your dust. One second you’re at your ship, and by the next you’re over King Vegeta, Nappa, and the Guard. You drop down casually from the sky, the sonic boom finally catching up to you as you drop down to the ground, saluting. “Good morning, King Vegeta.”

“Good morning, General Karn.” Vegeta replies, clearly in a bad mood. “Glad to see you’ve not gotten soft on me.”
“Never.” you reply, them turn to your large friend Nappa. “How’s the training been going?”
“Well enough, I’ve been making some progress.” he replies, you two clasping forearms as an unusual ship begins dropping from the atmosphere. You get the nagging feeling you’ve seen it before as the largest powerlevel is among those descending. You turn to Vegeta as he takes a deep breath, sighing out.
“Here we go.” he replies, the ship landing and ramp descending. You wonder what has him so reluctant to be here, then you see it. Or rather, her.

“Looks like we made it!” a familiar cat-like creature says, leading a half-dozen of her own kind walking down onto the planet’s surface. “Greetings, Saiyans! The Ctarl-Ctarl are here!
“Aisha Clan-Clan.” King Vegeta says, none too excitedly. “What brings you to my world?”
“Awww, cmon, why ya gotta be so formal?” Aisha says, still as irreverent as ever. “We’re allies, aren’t... we...? KARN!!”

Upon seeing you, the Ctarl-Ctarl woman rushes, bouncing up to you excitedly.

“Heeeya, long time no see!” she says, grinning cheekily. “Saw you kick that Arbiter’s ass, nice goin!”
“Hey Aisha.” you reply. “What brings you here?”
“You!” she says excitedly. “I’m here for you, Super Saiyan!”

Well?
>”What do you mean?”
>”Sorry Aisha, but you should know I’m taken.”
>”You wanna go? Bring it on!” and transform
>“Super Saiyan? You’re behind the times, there’s more than a half-dozen of us now.”
>Other(write in)
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>>3357864
>“Super Saiyan? You’re behind the times, there’s more than a half-dozen of us now.”
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>>3357864
>>“Super Saiyan? You’re behind the times, there’s more than a half-dozen of us now.”
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>>3357864
>“Super Saiyan? You’re behind the times, there’s more than a half-dozen of us now.”
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>>3357864
>“Super Saiyan? You’re behind the times, there’s more than a half-dozen of us now.”
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>>3357864
>>“Super Saiyan? You’re behind the times, there’s more than a half-dozen of us now.”
Oh this is going to be hilarious.
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>>3357864
OH GOD DAMNIT, THESE MORONS?!
>“Super Saiyan? You’re behind the times, there’s more than a half-dozen of us now.”
Fucking loosers, happy their here, but I'd prefer not to dirty the front lawn.
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Rolled 12, 14, 73, 58 = 157 (4d100)

>>3357870
>>3357871
>>3357874
>>3357875
>>3357890
>>3357892
“Super Saiyan? You’re behind the times, there’s more than a half-dozen of us now.” wins it. Roll me a d100
DC 15
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3357917
pet the kitty
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3357917
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3357917
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3357917
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3357917
YEEEEEEEEART
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3357917
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>>3357921
ah shieet son
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>>3357921
Well this is a thing
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>>3357920
>>3357921
>>3357922
99/100. Special success, writing.
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>>3357921
We remembered to come out in clothes right? Our dick aint just swinging in the wind?
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>>3357864
“Super Saiyan? You’re behind the times, Aisha.” you say with a chuckle, telepathically telling Nappa and Vegeta to follow your lead. “There’s more than a half-dozen of us Super Saiyans now.”
“Wh-Whaaa?” she asks, confused. “There’s more of you now?”
“Of course.” you reply, and on your cue you, Vegeta, and Nappa all transform.
“NYAAH?!” she shouts in surprise, leaping back. “N-No way!”

But before you can reply, a shout from a familiar approaching power catches your attention.

“Daddy!” Chilli shouts, your boy a golden streak in the air as he flies right to you, glaring suspiciously at Aisha. “Is she a bad guy?”
“Even this little squirt’s gone Super?” she asks, your boy sticking his tongue out at her. She replies in kind, and as one of the adults you step in and grab your boy.
“Of course, this is my son, Chilli.” you tell her, then to your son. “This is Aisha. Say hi Chilli.”
“...Hi.” he says hesitantly, clearly not trusting her.
“So, what is it you’re here for?” Vegeta asks her, trying to regain some semblance of control over the situation.
“Oh, right!” she says, standing tall and pointing at you. “You, Saiyan Karn! You bested me in our last fight, but I’ve grown significantly stronger since then! I have gone beyond any other Ctarl-Ctarl, to levels of strength never before see- Wait, why is your hair green?”

“You’re not the only one who’s been getting stronger.” you reply, letting your green and yellow aura flare up around yourself a bit. “I’ve gotten several times stronger than I was in our last fight. I can’t lost to you now.”
“Oh ho ho?” she replies, grinning like a feral cat who’s found it’s prey. “You think you can best the universe’s strongest Ctarl-Ctarl? Bring it on!”
“If you two are gonna fight, don’t do it here.” King Vegeta replies, voice full of authority. “Take it somewhere else.”
“Of course.” you reply. “We’ll take it to-“

Well?
>The arena, televise it
>Tamaranean arena on Planet Azar
>Raxus Prime, no worry about collateral damage
>Other(write in)
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>>3358106
>>The arena, televise it
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>>3358106
>>The arena, televise it
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>>3358106
>>The arena, televise it
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We should set some ground rules for the match. Say, no flight, no energy projection, and Victory by submission, KO, or ringout.
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>>3358106
>>The arena, televise it
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>>3358106
>and as one of the adults you step in and grab your boy.
Heh, heh heh, heh. Cat girl is dumber than our kids.
>The arena, televise it
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>>3358106
>The arena, televise it
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>>3358139
Glad you caught that
>>3358119
You could
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>>3358119
What are we a human? That shits for weaklings.
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>>3358152
Some of our friends are humans, rephrase that to Greys and you would have a point.
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>>3358112
>>3358113
>>3358117
>>3358127
>>3358139
>>3358141
The arena, televise it wins. Writing.
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>>3358165
We only know like, five humans. And none of them are really friends so much as acquaintances. It's not like we hang out with any of them.

Am I missing something? Also didn't GD imply that the Zoldyck clan weren't human at some point? Or was he just talking about Zeno's dragon?

Now I feel like I'm forgetting some shit. Damn you.
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>>3358106
“-the arena.” you say, lifting up into the air. “C’mon Aisha, follow me.”
“Now that’s more like it!” she says excitedly, King Vegeta sighing out as she lifts up into the air to follow you. You carry your son to the arena, while Aisha and her half-dozen guards follow you. Upon arrival, you see Raditz down in the arena fighting three older boys, and unsurprisingly from their powers he’s winning. Despite their best efforts they can’t slow him down, and within ten seconds of your arrival he’s rung them all out. The moderately sized audience roars in approval, Bardock’s oldest collapsing on his back and panting exhaustedly.

“Not bad Raditz, nice fight.” you say, flying down and offering him a hand up. He freezes when he sees you, a few moments later taking the offered help. You pull the exhausted boy to his feet, patting him on the back. “Keep up the good work.”
“Y-Yeah.” he says, floating slowly up and off the arena as Aisha lands across from you.
“Nyaah, now this is my kinda party!” she says excitedly, showing off a bit for the crowd. The crowd, upon seeing she’s seriously going to try and fight you roar in approval, Aisha drinking in the applause a moment before turning to you. “Alright Karn, are you ready to lose to the mightiest warrior the Ctarl-Ctarl empire has to offer?”
“Lose? Not gonna happen.” you say, rolling your left shoulder then dropping into your stance. Chilli flies off the edge of the arena, just out of bounds and cheering.
“Gooo Daddy!” he shouts, when over the audience you hear something.

“Darla Gratch, Vox News.” the newsbot says, a half-dozen camera bots focused on the arena. “It seems that “The Dragon of New Salda” Karn is about to face down an unknown Ctarl-Ctarl fighter. What could have inspired this match? Who knows, but we’ll be watching this fight with interest. Back to you, Dallas.
“Hear that?” she taunts , dropping into her own unusual fighting stance. “Ready to have the entire universe watching when you lose?”
“I think you’ve forgotten just who I am.” you reply, flaring your green and yellow aura up. “Allow me to remind you.”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2vcC0WbGrYU

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 81 End-
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>>3358301
And that’s it for this week’s run, everyone having fun? Ready to test your might against the cat, and see just how her own training stacks up to your own? Ready to decide on a name for your youngest daughter, and start the twins on their own training? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!
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>>3358301
>“I think you’ve forgotten just who I am.” you reply, flaring your green and yellow aura up. “Allow me to remind you.”

>"My name is Jeff"
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>>3358304
>Ready to test your might against the cat, and see just how her own training stacks up to your own?

It won’t be enough. If she’s discovered a new form or something that’ll at least make it interesting though.
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>>3358304
She lost to us already, at this point we could probably take her at base. But seeing whatever new form she has would be cool. Not that it will matter, but its DBZ and we do need to honor the show off powerlevel/transformation in a tournament arena setting.
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>>3358312
Ha.
>>3358325
>It won’t be enough
Well, you are in the top one percent of power for your universe after all.
>>3358334
I wouldn’t try it, the fighting at base I mean.
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>Aisha- Ctarl-Ctarl(base), 35,000,000
Full Beast, 700,000,000

I’m impressed. Totally plan on letting her make a power ball, transform, and take that cat to pound town.
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>>3358485
HOLY SHIT THATS A LOT OF POWER
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>>3358514
She bought a bowflex.
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>>3358514
You are now imagining Super Beast Asia getting suplexed and chock slammed by Berserk Karn.

Also GD. How’s our Berserk mastery going?
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>>3358485
She’s more than quadrupled her base power, since the last time you met.
>>3358514
Yes.
>>3358520
Ha.
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>>3358521
How do you not know how to spell choke? Unless you meant cock slammed, which would be appropriate.
>>3358525
That's nice. And it will mean nothing in the end.
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>>3358514>>
Yeah it is, she could fight trigon if she played smart, that's actually impressive.
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>>3358536
Actually the more I think about it the more I legit wonder whether our races are distant cousins or some shit because this is some straight up saiyan level power scaling.
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>>3358531
Phone posting and I’m not GD.
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>>3358539
Still bullshit this dumbass beats our base power.
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>>3358542
I mean, her race only has one transformation, and it doesn’t really seem to get any stronger. It makes sense that she’d be devoting most of her time to working on her base power, as opposed to us, who’s skillset is much more diverse and has had a number of transformations to master.
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>>3358542
She has always been stronger then us in base.
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>>3358521
Ha. And decently well.
>>3358536
>if she played smart
>bestial form
Really?
>>3358542
Her base was in the millions back before yours even broke 6 digits.
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>>3358579
Huh, kinda sad that we get smarter the more we transform, while they get dumber the more they transform. Maybe some green will do her some good for that empty head.
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>>3358595
>We get smarter the more we transform
>Berserk
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>>3358606
Murderbonner isn't the same as being retarded, OG Broly movie not withstanding.
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>>3358595
>kinda sad that we get smarter the more we transform

We have never once gotten an IQ boost from transforming.
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>>3358629
But we haven't lost IQ points.
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Guys, should we try to style on her with Gold Oozaru again? It's 3x stronger than her bestial form, just about, and we can probably maintain it a lot longer now that we're approaching 5M PL.
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>>3358652
Well, assuming we haven't already switched to LSSJ instead of regular SSJ yet. I don't think we're using it? Anyways, LSSJ Oozaru would be even more overkill, considering 5x her Bestial form's strength.Though, it'd also have a lower time limit since we don't have LSSJ mastered...
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>>3358652
You know what, sure, lets bring back the classics.
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>>3358633
>tfw any of the unmastered oozaru

And I don't care if you consider Berserk not making us stupider not count. Losing conscious control and becoming a ragebeast is a massive -

If we ain't piloting it's a downgrade in intelligence even if we are all dumbasses.
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>>3358652
fucking this
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>>3358485
You're suggesting we pound that pussy in full view of the entire universe?
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I think going anykind of Oozaru beyond Brown is retarded.

We're in the middle of a arena, surrounded by our fellow Saiyans, about to fight an ally of the PTO, and its being broadcasted live across the Universe.

We do NOT need to lose control here, of Golden Or Emerald Oozaru, and start a freaking massacre.

Just go Berserk if you want to style on Aisha. Maybe throw Champion on there for good measure if you really want to go crazy.
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>>3358777
Of course.
Our Golden Oozaru is gonna be slightly green anyways, so no way in hell are we gonna use it here.
Berserk Champion is our max right now.
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>>3358595
What?
>>3358652
I wouldn’t recommend it.
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Y'know, I've been thinking about what GD said with SS4 Gogeta obviously being something abnormal, and this pic makes it even more apparent. The only other SS4 Fusion is Vegito and he looks like a normal SS4.
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>>3358977
The energies of Gohan Pan Goten Trunks were in Goku when he fused with Vegeta to form SS4 Gogeta

Guess whose energies were involved in the super saiyan god ritual?

this isn't rocket science
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>>3359002
OH FUCK IT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE
SHIIIIIIIIT
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>>3359002
Retroactively applying cross-canon fuckery is the worst kind of retconing.
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>>3359127
I'm aware, but it's better than making shit up wholesale
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>>3358977
But if you look close at Vegito’s eyes, they’re different than everyone but Gogeta’s.
>>3359002
>>3359051
>>3359127
Biggest flaw with that theory: everyone else could still sense Gogeta’s ki.
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>>3359142
>But if you look close at Vegito’s eyes, they’re different than everyone but Gogeta’s.
Not quite.
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>>3359142
Say GD. Do you think it's possible for Karn to try and reach for Ascended Berserker now?

Also a question regarding transformations.

If we Fully Master Berserk 1, would Ascended Berserk still drive us completely insane, or would the Mastery of the previous form reduce the amount of Rage we get from the new trasnformation?

Also, the Legendary Forms, I know the Berserk Power bleeds into our regular SS forms, but does the Rage bleed over as well?
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>>3359142
SS4 Vegeta's eyes are also blue. It's just a trait Gogeta and Vegito 'inherited' from him.
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>>3359152
>I know the Berserk Power bleeds into our regular SS forms, but does the Rage bleed over as well?

Towa explicitly said yes to this one. When she was talking about how us and Broly would get more and more aggressive in our normal Super Saiyan states as we mutate.
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>>3359150
>>3359153
Shit, you’re right. I’d forgotten about Super Saiyan 4 Vegeta.
>>3359152
You can try. Broly’s already touched the form in Towa’s realm.
>If we Fully Master Berserk 1, would Ascended Berserk still drive us completely insane, or would the Mastery of the previous form reduce the amount of Rage we get from the new trasnformation?
You’ll have to try it and see.
>Also, the Legendary Forms, I know the Berserk Power bleeds into our regular SS forms, but does the Rage bleed over as well?
Yes. But with your current control over Berserk it’s barely noticable at this level.
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>>3359171
Ah, I missed that, good to know.

My question regarding the Mastery of Berserk stands tho.
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Cool, thanks GD, really looking forwards to a chance to try for Ascended Berserk. We're gunna need it for the Ghost Army.
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>>3359177
So something occurs to me. Leyas and Tunnip both died but got better after we beat Demongo right? They have brand new bodies made of demon stuff, even if they still look like normal Saiyans.

Are they capable, with sufficient training and the right stimuli, of accessing demonic transformations like Darkness Demon and Demon God? In addition to the regular series of forms accessible by Saiyans.

I bet combining the two transformation lines would result in some absolutely cuh-ray-zee new forms. Maza is probably also capable of something like this.
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>>3359367
Many people can dance, yes.

Real talk though Dante would style on everyone he fights thanks to Royal Guard. Trickster is super broken but RG is nightmarish.
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Finally updated pastebins, been needing to do that for awhile now. If you see any errors, let me know and I’ll fix them tomorrow.

>>3359190
It hasn’t even been a year since this arc started in-quest, that’s a long way away. We have so much more to do before then: like training the twins, naming your daughters, dealing with the crab and cat people, New Salda’s rage, and perhaps making an important choice on the galactic scale. Long story short, this is gonna be a looong arc.
>>3359367
Was Leyas and Sarada. Saiyan twins tend to have real unfortunate luck.
>Are they capable, with sufficient training and the right stimuli, of accessing demonic transformations like Darkness Demon and Demon God?
Perhaps, perhaps not. You should ask Towa, or perhaps maybe Raven and the Guardian. All you know so far is that Leyas has access to the normal Super Saiyan form now.
>Combining
That’s cooking with dynamite. As for Maza, well, you’ll have to wait until he’s older.
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>>3359399
>It hasn’t even been a year since this arc started in-quest, that’s a long way away. We have so much more to do before then: like training the twins, naming your daughters, dealing with the crab and cat people, New Salda’s rage, and perhaps making an important choice on the galactic scale. Long story short, this is gonna be a looong arc.
Huh, the story's been mentioning training for months, but I wasn't aware of the exact passing of time.

Still I'm glad this age of relative 'peace' is going to last a good while.

New Salda's Rage huh? Oh boy I hope we can handle that well. I really don't want our home planet to try and kill us or take away our Champion Form.

Though that 'Galactic Scale Choice' has me curious.

Still, I am trying to think about the future here, because I want Berserk Primal for when we fight Jiren in the future. Screw that timeline that had Karn get Berserk 3 instead.
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>>3359399
Is there any chance we can offer the brutes work in the form of breaking up the glass fields and transporting the glass somewhere out of the way? Might help ease that whole rage of the planet thing.
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>>3359427
>berserk puts insane stress on the body but generates infinite energy
>primal transforms the body to reduce stress but consumes lots of energy

They're made for eachother.
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>>3359399
>Perhaps, perhaps not. You should ask Towa, or perhaps maybe Raven and the Guardian. All you know so far is that Leyas has access to the normal Super Saiyan form now.

Well now I know what to ask about whenever we encounter any of those 3.
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Important PL News!

Future Chaya- 495,000,000

Her Base PL increased by 15 Million.

Maza(Half-demon)- 83,900
????(Half-demon)- 21,449

Maza increased a little bit but it looks like his little sibling is growing well!

Megumin grew like 13PL while Emilia grew roughly 34K I want to say?

Ubo- 43,670,000

King Vegeta IV- 1,450,000
Super Saiyan, 72,500,000
Ascended Super Saiyan, 145,000,000

Nappa- 942,000
Super Saiyan, 47,100,000
Ultra Super Saiyan, 94,200,000

Leyas- 594,700
Super Saiyan, 29,735,000

Sarada- 498,300

Tunnip- 713,000
Super Saiyan, 35,650,000
Ascended Super Saiyan, 71,300,000

Turles- 481,000
Super Saiyan, 24,050,000
Ultra Super Saiyan, 48,100,000

Guardian- 2,250,000

Raven- 4,916

Lord Freeza- 1,730,000
Second Form, 3,460,000
Third Form, 13,840,000
Forth Form, 207,600,000
Full Power, 415,300,000
Golden, ????

Bardock- 2,640,000
Super Saiyan, 132,000,000
Ascended Super Saiyan, 264,000,000

Towa- 900,000,000
????, 9,000,000,000

Arctus- 1,214,000
Final Form, 582,720,000

Jotaro reach 24K.

Boros has been hitting the gym too.

Lord Boros(Armored), 1,125,000
Released, 112,500,000
Meteoric Burst, 450,000,000
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You know, it might be fun to have an epilogue sometime that's just Towa or the time patrollers looking into various timelines where Karn ends up fusing with someone else, with amazement/horror.
Since I doubt we'll be coming across a method for fusion anytime soon, unless Towa hands over some Potara for usage.
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>>3359722
>PQ where Karn and Boros fused

>PQ where Karn and Jotaro fused

>PQ where Karn and Frieza fused

>PQ where Karn fused with himself

Out of these options which would you pick based on highest chance of surviving the encounter for more than a couple minutes?
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>>3359783
>>PQ where Karn and Frieza fused
Overconfidence is a bitch
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>>3359783
>Karn and Tatsu
>Karn and Adult Broly
>Karn and Silva
>Karn and Zeno (THE DRAGON)
>Karn and Ubo
>Karn and Cold
>KARN AND GUTS
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>>3359783
>PQ where karn and adult broly fused, and frieza and boros also fused
>Then, in a moment of desperation, Koly and Bora potara fused into Kora
>Kora is in a constant state of ultra instinct, unable to cease
>His every action is absolutely perfect and perfectly efficient
>His power is the maximumest
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>>3359791
>fusing with Silva
>a subpar father
>fusing with trash

Wew lad now you're getting spicy with your memes.

Honestly if we could have Karn fusing with anyone to become the absolute nightmare it'd probably be Karn fusing with an evil version of Ace. I would have said one of the Gokus but they seem to always turn into goody pieces of shit. Almost like someone is pruning all of the "bad" versions of him. Fucking SKoT.

You didn't even suggest Vegeta, the most stubborn lad in the universe. Ouch.

>>3359792
>mfw
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>>3359796

the one where emreald greate ape karn fuzed with Burning godzilla

>SHE BE GOING CRITICAL AND TAKING THE WHOLE DAMN GALAXY WITH HER
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WE STILL HAVEN'T HAD THAT TELEVISED KARN AND FREEZA BASE FORM 1V1 YET, WHAT GIVES GDQM
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>>3359791
>Karn and Guts fuse
>activate Berserk
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>>3359399
>That’s cooking with dynamite.

We've already proven that we like to live dangerously. GD. There is no reward without risk.
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>>3360100
>Karn and Doomguy fuse

>he picks up a berserk pack

>[metal music fucktouples in intensity]
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>>3360294
Wouldn't it just not do anything? You can't get any angrier than a Green Dad Doomguy.
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>>3360297
You can always get angrier. Always.

After all, what if Trunks shows up and accidentally elbows one of Karn's kids right in the face?

Now we're hitting levels of anger thought not possible.
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>>3360306
You can't get much further than DELETE though.
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>>3360309
What if trunks came on our kids birthday, destroyed the presents and food, and got a lucky shot that causes meloka to have a forced abortion?
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>>3360312
Then we ascend past godhood levels we have at that point, out of sheer DELETE and make Loli feel our desire to DELETE.
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>>3359427
Exactly. Just because the fate of the entire species isn’t on the line anymore doesn’t mean important events just stop. They’re just a different kind of important.
>>3359434
You should really talk with the Guardian about that before taking such drastic action.
>>3359447
One will certainly have more answers than the others, but they can guess maybe correctly, maybe incorrectly.
>>3359722
Fusions are still a long way off. Unless you count Abo and Cado.
>>3360096
>Karn’s base 4.145 million
>Freeza’s base 1.73 million
Why?
>>3360191
>We've already proven that we like to live dangerously
Yes you do. You’ve nearly died several times so far.
>>3360306
>You can always get angrier. Always.
Well that sounds like a tagline for this quest
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>>3360727
>Well that sounds like a tagline for this quest
We need somekind of animated banner that goes at the top of every thread that says that.
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>>3360727
>A long way off
I knooow, you nerd. That's why I said alt timelines. I just wanna see em!
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Also, I find it completely hilarious, how dispite hitting the gym this go around, if Freeza doesn't go Golden, he's weaker then Arctus or Boros.

He needs to hire a good steward and really stork pumping some iron.

Also, we need to remember to ask Towa on ways to Maximize training for not only Karn, but for all the Saiyans, and Freeza.

I don't expect anything as tailor made as what she gave Future Chaya, except for maybe Karn, but what information she does give us would help us all grow in power alot.
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>>3360752
Ha.
>>3360784
Maybe. I have a few other ideas for epilogues coming up soon.
>>3360815
That’s because he’s been training on getting a handle on Golden, not simply increasing his base power.
You could. Although -your- Towa doesn’t know the optimum Freeza training, another may.
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>>3360815
Apparently his optimal training is to shoot death beams at one very dodgy boi for four months.

Swole to GOD in four months. One simple trick Z-Fighters HATE!
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>>3361142
>That’s because he’s been training on getting a handle on Golden, not simply increasing his base power.
>You could. Although -your- Towa doesn’t know the optimum Freeza training, another may.
Fair

Its on The List, if I manage to catch the live at the right time, I work Saturday mornings, so I tend to miss a good half of that live most of the time, though I always make sure to hope onto the thread whenever I get home. Your lives are some of the things I look forwards to every weekend GD.
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>>3360815
We could really use the help with working on our base PL right now, yeah. It's one of the things holding us back the most, I'd say. We've got a solid, diverse skillset, more so then any of the canon characters I'd say, even that move thief Goku, and our forms are plenty strong, and have plenty of room for growth, the only thing really keeping us from competing in the big leagues is that our raw base power is sorely lacking. We're barely a million and change above Freeza saga Goku.
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>>3361153
>one very dodgy boi for four months
He wasn’t very good at dodging.
>>3361167
I’m glad you enjoy anon. And that’s why I run as long as I do, so as many people as possible can join in.
>>3361176
To be fair you haven’t been training up your base power for the past couple of months.
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>>3361176
True, but there is something to be said on working on our Forms before working on our PL, mostly because we don't want to be so strong that, when we try for Ascended Berserker, we don't want to be so strong its impossible for any collection of our friends to stop us.

That said, I still want to keep working on Hamon, for the Longevity, Dragon Force, to unlock its hidden powers, and Djem So since it's fucking great.

Also, Reaaaaaally need to learn Multiform from Meloka, Death Saucer from Chilli, and Special Beam Cannon from someone.

Mutiform + Berserk Clones is fucking OP, We can make a Death Saucer the size of a planet and make it damn near impossible to dodge, and finally

Special Beam Cannon + Dragon Forces ability to ignore defenses leads to HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>3361242
>He wasn’t very good at dodging.

Details such as these are irrelevant to Frieza.
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>>3361253
>>3361242
>Frieza need EX Points to get levels
>Grinds one dude he keeps popping back up for easy gain
Fucking hell, he is a god damn rpg gimmick abuser.
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>>3361244
>Special Beam Cannon + Dragon Forces ability to ignore defenses leads to HAHAHAHAHAHA!

what would that even look like?
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>>3361334
A thin, concentrated spiral of energy expelled from the jaws of our stand for maximum penetration.
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>>3361364

maybe something like this?
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>>3361244
>we don't want to be so strong its impossible for any collection of our friends to stop us.
Don’t forget, you still have Ubo. And if you give him enough time to gather power, he’s even stronger than Golden Freeza, who’s power is currently at twelve digits.
>>3361253
Ha.
>>3361260
>Fucking hell, he is a god damn rpg gimmick abuser.
Not wrong.
>>3361334
>>3361364
>>3361385
Remember, not every attack is a 1:1 from you to [DRAGON FORCE]. Like your Eye Beams to Dragon’s Glare.
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>>3361391
Ah damn, thats impressive, so long as we practice on a unimportant world then I guess we're good so long as Ubo has forewarning.
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>>3361391
Obviously SBC through DF would lead to a directed radiation beam rather than a real ki attack.

Like a bigass microwave. Except it makes things implode instead of heat up. Because STANDS! HOW DO THEY WORK!?
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>>3361405
>We make the boy boil alive at our glare now
And the bitch can't use a cooked bean when its scorched in his throat.
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>>3361408
Can senzu beans heal stomach tumors?
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>>3361423
.....you know, I don't know. Does that count as a disease like Goku's heart problems?
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Could we master the multiform, then practice, like, 6 techniques at once? Would our cumulative knowledge remain once we recombined? We could probably work on Djem So, Hamon, Death Saucer, Dragon Force, and two other things that we feel like practicing, if that was the case.
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>>3361397
Ubo’s potential is nearly-limitless.
>>3361405
Not quite. But here’s a better thought: Multiform.
>>3361423
Good question.
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>>3361443
>Dragonforce Multiform
>We become Orochi the pissed of monkey dragon god
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>>3361443
But is his Instinct Plus Ultra? I regret nothing

Good question. We should learn Multiform and find out during our Stand training.
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>>3361443
>multiform dragonforce

>dudes with piddly PLs poking holes through your stomach

How the hell does that shit work? How do you divide a stand? Does it divide the stand or does every copy get a full power one? Why are stands so fucking vague?

I don't like stands. They're coarse, rough, irritating and they get everywhere.

Real talk stands are only acceptable in certain settings outside of JoJo. But people try to get them in everything nowadays.
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>>3361452
Ha
>>3361457
It’s an option
>>3361475
>I don't like stands. They're coarse, rough, irritating and they get everywhere.
I_got_that_reference.cap
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QM UPDATE

This next epilogue will focus on Arctus, and what he’s been up to since taking over Babidi’s ship. As of now looking at a Thursday evening release, but we’ll see what happens
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I hope we manage to humiliate Toppo as much as he was in canon.
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>>3362798
The ToP will be a fucking nightmare to write and bookkeep for. Not as bad as the Siege was, but still horrendous.
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>>3361643
So can we practice multiple techniques, combat styles and abilities if we use multiform? Or would we not retain the knowledge we gained separated when we recombined?
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>>3362798
>yfw one of the grandkids somehow manages to literally cuck Toppo
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https://youtu.be/U6IMUlTRPU8
When are we gonna get a Timebreaker mission where we visit this timeline?
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>>3362963
You’d have to fully master that technique before doing something like that. It potentially could happen, but doing something like that that is many many years away.
>>3363433
What the fuck are those abominations?
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>>3363433
I'm starting to see why people want a wall.
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>>3363433
>>3363489
>Towa and the Time Patrol send Karn to purge all life in the abomination universe before the eldritch monstrosities that reside there start polluting other timelines
Super Saiyan 10 boulder Goku and Ultimate Demon Gohan seem like great endgame bosses once we finish our business with the goat.
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>>3363489
>What the fuck are those abominations?
I’ll list them off
>Goku SSJ10
>Cumber SSJ5
>Evil Gohan
>Buu (Xicor Absorbed)
>Gogeta SSJ6
>Baby Broly
>Buu (Every Villain absorbed)
>Tiencha
>Kid Buu SSJ1
>Vegeta SSJ6
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>>3363843
Ha.
>>3363846
>>3363924
Some top-tier ‘tism, that’s what that is
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Y'know I'd like to see the New Gods show up in this quest. Maybe they're old legends at this point. One of the few times Beerus actually buckled down and did his fucking job? Darkseid attempting to subjugate the entirety of Universe 7 (and likely the rest of the DB Multiverse) by using the Anti-Life Equation would definitely qualify him to get HAKAI'd. Likely including the rest of Apokolips as well for new measure.

Plus it'd be fun to see how Darkseid would react to us ripping off his Omega Beams.
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QM UPDATE

Epilogue is slowly coming together, still planning on having it done tomorrow evening. Will be good to see what Arctus’ is up to, and who else he’s pulled into his schemes.

>>3364571
Who knows?
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QM UPDATE

Almost finished, epilogue will be out within the next 2 hours.
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-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 81 Epilogue-

AGE 743, PIRATES’ DEN

“So hard to find good help these days.” you mutter to yourself, missing your right hand man Jeeves as you cannot remember what else you’d come here to do besides drink. He was a real damn hero, and a loyal friend right up to his end. When that bastard Cooler destroyed your ship and your men, not to mention all of that good booze you’d been saving for decades, all gone to waste. You are Arctus; leader of the late Booze Hounds, technological genuis, alcoholic, and one of the last of your kind. You take another long pull in honor of the late Booze Hounds, saluting drunkenly with your mug.

“Heard what happened.” the bartender says, sliding you another pitcher of his best, homebrewed dark. He’s a tall, gangly humanoid man with a shaved head and of indeterminate age, wearing black pants, a white shirt, and a white apron that is somehow always spotless. You grab the new pitcher with a thankful nod, turning it up as well and completely draining it before thunking the glass on the bar, nodding to him and handing him a handful of credits, worth far more than the drinks and information he’d slipped you.

Mac never says much, simply nodding and quickly swiping the credits off the bar. He’s not the talkative sort, but his information’s always good; enough traffic comes through his bar that he almost always knows what’s happening in the wider universe, even in far-off territories like the Hive, Galactic Patrol, Covenant, PTO, and dozens of other galactic empires. Keeping an information network up and running requires lots of cash, which thankfully you have a stockpile of. After you’d cleaned house on Babidi’s ship, you’d had the few you let live fly it to your private hideaway. As the largest rock floating inconspicuously along in an asteroid belt, your hideaway was perfect. It didn’t have an atmosphere, which isn’t a problem for one of your kind. You’d almost felt bad wiping out the last of Babidi’s minions, but you couldn’t allow your hideout to become known. Especially with what all you have hidden inside.
cont
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>>3367980
>>3368021
Two hours my ass!
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>>3368021
On the surface, your hideaway looked like any other asteroid in the Vancian asteroid belt. But once you get through the hidden door, disguised in the wall of the landing crater, the difference is night and day. The asteroid isn’t a space rock, but actually a factory designed and built for creating an army.

Over a hundred years ago you’d gotten blackout drunk one day, as you do, and woke up somehow inside the factory. You’d spent the next few days wandering around in awe at the antique tech. The machines inside were ancient yet still in working shape, dating back as far as the time of the Order. You’d heard tales from King Cold of the Sepratists and their armies of killer robots, and yet you’d somehow stumbled into one. It took decades of careful planning and hard work, but once your first B1 Battle Droid rolled off the assembly line forty-eight years ago you knew it was all worth it. In the years since you’d manufactured your own private army. Thousands of B1 Battle Droids have been manufactured in the years since, and more recently a score of B2 Battle Droids as well.

But you didn’t stop at simply reproducing the ancient mechanical warriors. You also dug into their software, rewriting their programming from the ground-up to make them into far more efficient killing machines. But you’d grown attached to the B1 Battle Droids quirk of saying “Roger roger”, leaving that particular part untouched. You’d made the machines far more accurate and efficient, and with changing the materials of their armor you made them far more durable as well. As your private army stands now, if you had the means to mobilize them you could take and hold an entire solar system, perhaps even two. But for that to happen, you need ships. Which brings you back to the present, sitting in the bar at the Pirates’ Den. You’re here looking for ships. Ships to carry your battalions of soldiers forth and claim your very own star system. You nod to Mac, comfortably drunk and turn in your stool to better observe the other partons in the bar.
cont
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>>3368026
The Pirates’ Den is filled with the usual assortment of patrons: mercenaries looking to make a buck, well-to-do patrons wanting work done, and even soldiers from most of the major and minor empires all in one enclosed space. Yet despite several opposing and even warring factions’ members being within yards of each other, violence breaking out is almost unheard of. The bar is a safe haven, a refuge for anyone to come in and get a drink, and as such attracts all types. Highborn nobles and media moguls mingle with opportunistic pilots, soldiers of forture, assassins, and those of other less-savory persuasions. Scanning the room, you see several potential recruits for the job. You recognize several faces: the familiar trio of a man with an unkempt man in a suit with his usual balding man with a mechanical arm and a woman in yellow and red occupying one table, a few Kig Yar mercenaries at another, but you hear a familiar voice, turning suddenly to see a man you believed dead.

“-there I was, surrounded, and outgunned a hundred to one.” Dandy says, weaving a tall tale for a blonde bombshell sitting on his table. You were certain he’d been killed by Cooler: hell YOU barely survived him turning turncoat, and are several times stronger than him. You listen to him weave his tale of facing down an army, drunk-sneaking up behind him by appearing inconspicuous. But the woman isn’t fooled, Dandy turning as he notices her attention isn’t on him. “And then I... Wait, Arctus? You’re alive?!”

“Funny, I was gonna assak you the same thing!” you say with a slightly-accentuated drunken slur, acting far more drunk than you are. It’s a skill you’ve refined into an artform, you’ve found over the years that most others are far less careful with what they say when speaking to someone drunk off his ass after all. “How’d you escape Cooler’s bitch-ass?”

As you name-drop your distant cousin, you notice the volume in the bar immediately drop as several conversations abruptly end. You keep this off your face, however, still playing the role of the happy clueless drunk.

“It wasn’t all that difficult, after all he was busy fighting you.” he replies, patting your shoulder and pulling you down to sit at the table. He then whispers in your ear, “Honestly I have no Idea. One minute I saw your ship destroyed by a blast, it heading for my ship. Then the next I was on the other end of the universe. No records of any jumps, and none of us knew how we got there.”
“Sounds like you’re pretty lucky.” you say, keeping the act going and ‘clumsily’ dropping several thousand credits on the table before scooping them back up, as if you hadn’t intended to show him that much. “Which is good. I need few lucky pilots to make deliveries for me.”
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>>3368028
“A delivery, huh?” he asks, raising an eyebrow and trying to appear nonchalant. But you saw his eyes light up when he saw the money you’re carrying, he’s on the hook. Now just gotta reel him in. “What kinda delivery we talkin’ here? Is this all above bar like trade goods, or is it something unsavory like military hardware, or what?”

“I’ve got five antique C-9979 Landing Craft I need delivered to the five different inhabited worlds in the Vancian system.” you say, noticing more eyes and ears paying attention. They all know that this sort of job isn’t a one-crew run, everyone nearby is now listening in to see if they can get a cut of the action. “They can’t travel on their own; nav systems are shot and I can’t find anything with hardware old *hic* old enough to interface. The ships work, but without a nav system they’d be out there flying blind. And my client paid a whole lotta damn money for these Galactic War restorations for one to end up as a ghostwreck.”

“Exactly how much money we talkin’ here?” the unkempt mercenary asks, clearly interested. “Someone paying top dollar for these restorations is bound to be paying transportation costs as well, right?”
“Each team will be paid one hundred grand up front.” you say to the room at large. “ And another hundred grand upon successful delivery!”
“Gene, we should get in on this!” a joung boy says to his heavily-scarred redheaded companion, who you notice isn’t impressed. In fact, he’s looking rather suspicious of you.
“No way.” he says casually to his young companion and the two women with them. “The Outlaw Star isn’t some space tug. She’s the best grappler ship in the galaxy. And besides, this whole thing’s fishy.”
“Fishy?” the messy mercenary asks him, their tables close together. “Whadda ya mean?”
“I mean this whole deal is suspicious.” he says, everyone present listening to him. “Five ships to five different planets, because of one guy? What collector doesn’t want his collection all in one place?”

“Dammit, this is bad.” you think to yourself, desperately trying to think up a response. “What now? Wait, that’s it! If you can pull this off, and sell it convincingly, it just might work.
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>>3368036
“King C-my client’s a survivor from the *hic* the Galactic Civil War.” you say, pushing your inner actor to really sell it. From the worried glances back and forth between several of the smarter patrons, you can tell who understood and who didn’t all the implications. Pretending this was on King Cold’s orders would put many questions to bed, while simultaneously raising several others none would dare ask as well as assuring them that the money is good. King Cold always pays his debts, after all. But you continue as if oblivious to their reactions, still playing your role as the drunk. “My client wanted them sent to those planets as memorials from the war, he’ll be visiting them to pa- *hic* pay his respects.”

As you kept talking several groups turned away, most noticeably many of the ones with rather large bounties from the PTO on their heads. One, however, steps forward.

“You said two hundred g’s, one now one on delivery, right?” the shaven-headed mercenary in a suit says, you nodding to him as he begins walking up. “I’m in.”
“Count me in.” the messy-haired mercenary says, rising up to his feet as well. “This is too good to pass up.”
“Geeeene!” the boy say to the redheaded merc, who refuses to rise. The boy then pouts, sitting down with his arms crossed as Dandy gets back up.
“Now hold on, you damn piranhas! He approached me, so I get first pickings!” he shouts, then turns to you. “I’m in!”
“All according to plan.” you think to yourself, doing your best not to crack a smile. “And Dandy makes four! I onnnly got one spot left! Who wants i-“

“Hey guys, look! It’s Karn!” someone calls out, you all turning to the one calling out. You see an unfamiliar mercenary pointing, you all turning to where he’s pointing. On the large screen, you see Karn facing down Aisha Clan-Clan, the Ctarl-Ctarl fighter. What the hell, is she actually planning to fight him?
“Hear that?” Aisha taunts , dropping into her unusual fighting stance. “Ready to have the entire universe watching when you lose?”
“I think you’ve forgotten just who I am.” Karn replies, flaring his wild green and yellow aura up around him. “Allow me to remind you.”

“Oh, this is gonna be good.” you think, sitting down to watch. You, and everyone else here, doesn’t want to miss a second of this.

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 81 Epilogue End-
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>>3368024
I found the images a lot faster than I thought I would, and got really inspired and cranked that last epilogue post out in ten minutes
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>>3368074
Isn't it always the shit when the lightning strikes and you could hardly stop yourself from moving forward even if you wanted to.
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>>3368074
Love that feeling. And the reading.
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>>3368048
>Arctus is going independent

I mean, good for him, but I’d be a little concerned that Freeza and Cold might take action, and having to kill Arctus under their orders or something would suck.
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>>3368079
It’s a great feeling. And I’ve also gotten 82’s opening post done as well.
>>3368101
Same. And glad you enjoyed.
>>3368107
It’ll certainly be interesting, won’t it?
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>>3368107
>Cold is slightly impressed

>Frieza refuses to comment and storms off to train

>Cooler is beaten even more
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>>3368107
....why would they? He was a wandering alcoholic and only had loose ties anyways.
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>>3368147
? He was working for them, wasn't he? Our first encounter with him was when he was assigned the to go on a diplomatic mission to the cat people and wasn't making much progress, so we were sent to relieve him.
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>>3368173
He was hired to do that, he's a merc to begin with.
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>>3368130
Ha.
>spoiler
Double ha.
>>3368147
They could. Or perhaps Cold knew all along?
>>3368173
He could drink with the best of them, but couldn’t negotiate from a position of strength. If he were the same Arctus then as now, however...
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Less than 24 hours to go until episode 82 begins!
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>>3369240
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, shoveling river gravel to fill in my driveway, so this is nice.
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>>3369245
Filling driveways with gravel sucks, did it for an old neighbor for several years until he passed away.
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>>3369265
Its been flooding pretty bad, so we got a giant chunk gouged out.
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>>3369265
two questions:
Can Perfect Kars create clones of himself like in George Joestar and then Potara fuse with them? and What would the Potara fusion result of Perfect Kars and Perfect Cell create?
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>>3369292
Good luck.
>>3369373
Who knows? And again, who knows? True Perfection Kall perhaps?
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i have the flu. great end of vacation. Atleast GD will help make it better
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>>3369594
>Double Perfect? Mega Perfect? Maximum OverPerfect?
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>>3369602
FUCK YOU TRICLOPS
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>>3369600
>sick on vacation
Sorry for your loss
>>3369602
Ha
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>>3369602
Perfect^2? Perfected Perfection? Perfect Prime? That feeling when every light turns green right when you get to the intersection?
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QM UPDATE

We’re fast-approaching the first major time skip of this arc, gonna get the twins a little older to begin their training. Ready to see what the cat and Kars can do, and name your daughter?
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>>3370484
We should name the daughterchild after rice. Especially because it would be easier to name a sonchild after rice. Always pick the hard routes.
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>>3370484
I vote we name her Caulifla and laugh at her U7 counterpart for being a malnourished weakling.
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>>3370752
That sounds like an excellent plan.
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>>3370752
i'm game for this
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>>3370752
That sounds Perfect
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>>3370752
Why do you lads always mix up U7 and U6
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>>3370990
I almost do it half the time. Honestly U# is a garbage way to differentiate universes. If you're going to do numerical identifiers it's better to have many numbers instead. Or just entire words.

Personally I say the noodleverse when referring to U6.
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>>3370512
>>3370752
>>3370772
>>3370783
>>3370980
You could.
>>3370990
Good point.
>>3371007
>noodleverse 6
Not sure who, or how, but fucking SOMEONE will call it that.
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>>3371065
>Not sure who, or how, but fucking SOMEONE will call it that.

My first guess as to who would call it that would be Turles. My second would be Nappa. Though if we meet anyone with a proclivity for off the cuff insults it'd switch to them.

I think Nappa's arm would weigh more than Cabba's entire body.
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So I’ll drop a few names here, feel free to debate best names before we begin in 10 hours. Some of the more popular options from that thread:
>Yamma
>Cepa
>Peppa
>Cinna
>Pasley
>Calli

>>3371119
It could even be one of your kids(or grandkids?) by the time we see Universe Twink.
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>>3371276
I find it funny that U6 cabbage lad is the smolest of the bunch but U7 cabbage lad is the biggest motherfucker to ever motherfucker until Broly when maximum overbig.

Good ol' Nappa.

>It could even be one of your kids

It could even be Vegeta's kid(s). Vegeta's kids are going to talk the biggest shit. There's no way they won't. Even if they don't actually buy into what they're saying they absolutely will sling it.
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>>3371276
peppa or calli sound good to me
i'm still thinking caulifla though just because
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>>3371119
>Turles the horndog
>Nappa the strongman
>Not Layas the food vacuum
Really?
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>>3371297
>Good ol' Nappa.
Indeed.
>Vegeta's kids are going to talk the biggest shit.
We’ll see, won’t we?
>>3371400
It’s an option. I was just listing the ones from the last time voted.
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>timeskip

Vegeta's gonna hit 2M isn't he?
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>>3371770
Who knows? But the king will do his best to surpass you. Also, SOON
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New thread: >>3371811
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Last post lol

HAH. Got'em



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